Revisiting WWE RAW 2007 - Kevin Federline Faces John Cena

<v Speaker 1>Dumn boys on Back in Town.
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<v Speaker 1>What you said, Damn, I'm sorry. There's just a lot
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<v Speaker 2>Today we're talking about RAW. Can you believe it?
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Wow? Okay, that's exciting. Wow, okay. Well there's some good,
<v Speaker 1>you know, historic moments in the history of w RAW
<v Speaker 1>WF all January first, Oh, well, New Year's episode. Wow. Okay, damn,
<v Speaker 1>that's cool. Two thousand, Oh, we didn't already do January first,
<v Speaker 1>two thousand before? Wow? Okay?
<v Speaker 2>And oh seven, no Raw January first, two thousand and seven.
<v Speaker 1>Two thousand and seven. What could possibly have been going
<v Speaker 1>on on January first, two husd seven?
<v Speaker 2>Kevin Fetterline was here and he's facing champion John Cena.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, an exciting time. Wrestling surely peaked on January first,
<v Speaker 1>two thousand and seven. I can't wait to see what
<v Speaker 1>was going on then.
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<v Speaker 1>it's time, I guess to fucking talk about RAW from
<v Speaker 1>two thousand and seven.
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get into Monday Night Raw or January first,
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and seven.
<v Speaker 1>Two thousand and seven Raw not very explored by us
<v Speaker 1>here on Deadlock. I checked, and we've we've done two
<v Speaker 1>raws from two thousand and seven. Ever, and the last
<v Speaker 1>time we talked about two thousand and seven RAW was
<v Speaker 1>three years ago.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, three years ago? What raw was that?
<v Speaker 1>That was the mister mcman's illegitimate son revealed one the
<v Speaker 1>hornswoggle one where they said they threw him at the Lemo.
<v Speaker 2>Oh right, wow, that was a long time ago.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking forever ago. Yeah. So two thousand and seven, you know,
<v Speaker 1>a land not too explored by us, and uh I
<v Speaker 1>was very quickly reminded as to why as I watched
<v Speaker 1>the show, because this is a this is a disaster.
<v Speaker 1>This is, of course the episode where Kevin Federal Line
<v Speaker 1>basis John Cena in one of the most important matches
<v Speaker 1>in two thousand and seven WWE. But before we get
<v Speaker 1>into this episode of Raw from January first, two thousand
<v Speaker 1>and seven, let's talk about what was going on with
<v Speaker 1>the world wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter,
<v Speaker 1>and not just wrestling, because I have a little UFC
<v Speaker 1>here as well. So from the Observer January first, two
<v Speaker 1>thousand and seven in UFC news within the US, most
<v Speaker 1>interest will be on UFC sixty six in Las Vegas
<v Speaker 1>and the Chuck Ladell versus Tito or Tez light Heavyweight
<v Speaker 1>title match. The match is expected to set both live
<v Speaker 1>gate records and pay per view records for MMA. If
<v Speaker 1>industry predictions are correct, the show will beat every Wrestlemanian
<v Speaker 1>history in both categories. Just the fact UFC, without the
<v Speaker 1>advantage of the level of international pay per view, will
<v Speaker 1>go from never having hit three hundred and twenty five
<v Speaker 1>thousand buys in its history as of one year ago
<v Speaker 1>to conceivably beating Rock versus Steve Auston from wrestling in seventeen.
<v Speaker 1>Is a statement that would sound hallucinogenic had it been
<v Speaker 1>made at this time last year. It's common, it's coming wwie,
<v Speaker 1>you better figure it out. Tito and Chuck. That is
<v Speaker 1>like I remember that when I was growing up. But
<v Speaker 1>I remember, and this fucking raw, Like I'm watching the
<v Speaker 1>shit out of Chuck Liddell. Are you crazy? Like no,
<v Speaker 1>wonder this was kicking their ass with this show.
<v Speaker 2>That's the power of the Iceman.
<v Speaker 1>He was the best. He was the best, and he
<v Speaker 1>kicked tet Ortiz ass. Teto Ortiz was a little asshole,
<v Speaker 1>and everyonanted to see the Iceman fuck him up, and
<v Speaker 1>he did. He beat the fuck out of him.
<v Speaker 2>He hit the ultra combo.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, oh my god, the god combo. Yeah yeah, Like
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we talked about the bunch on the show
<v Speaker 1>Ultimate Fighter being a big proponent of UFC kind of
<v Speaker 1>you know, fucking skyrocketing, and UFC sixty six is a
<v Speaker 1>is a show I will fondly remember. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if I realized how big of a show it was though,
<v Speaker 1>in terms of by rat and all that. But yeah, dude,
<v Speaker 1>there was no stopping UFC, right. There was no like,
<v Speaker 1>oh fuck, maybe we could uh slow it down and
<v Speaker 1>maybe we could pick up something over here and make
<v Speaker 1>something crazy. Year UFC was common and they had nothing
<v Speaker 1>that they could do nothing about it.
<v Speaker 2>Well, the Iceman got the rub from TNA's Tito Ortiz,
<v Speaker 2>and that really helped him push through with the pay
<v Speaker 2>per view buys.
<v Speaker 1>They should assigned the Iceman to Raw and had him
<v Speaker 1>wrestle the Highlanders.
<v Speaker 2>He would have been in a ten man tag that's
<v Speaker 2>later turned into a six on one match that's later turned
<v Speaker 2>into a singles match.
<v Speaker 1>Does that mean I can commentate with Mike Goldber.
<v Speaker 2>No, you have to commentate with me.
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck, killed this fucking company. Kill it now. And
<v Speaker 1>Ring of Honor news, Brian Danielson's fifteen month rain as
<v Speaker 1>Ring of Honor Champion came to a close on twelve
<v Speaker 1>twenty three at the Manhattan Center, but in a rare
<v Speaker 1>bit of long term story building, the decision regarding who
<v Speaker 1>would be the ele Likening next champion was large than
<v Speaker 1>made before he even won. This is, of course, when
<v Speaker 1>Homicide got the big win over Danielson, which this is
<v Speaker 1>almost twenty years ago now, James, I'm sorry to admit
<v Speaker 1>that to you, and I vividly remember this happening, and
<v Speaker 1>I remember getting that Ring of Honor DVD probably like
<v Speaker 1>a month later, and the Danielson Homicide match, which probably
<v Speaker 1>went like a half hour. The thing I remember the most,
<v Speaker 1>obviously is the fucking end of that match, and the
<v Speaker 1>Manhattan Cent are going completely nuts when Homicide won.
<v Speaker 2>The belt short rain for Homicide.
<v Speaker 1>Super short rain. I think we talked about this before
<v Speaker 1>too yet Homicide wins it here then February, Oh, I
<v Speaker 1>don't know the exact day, but it was February seven
<v Speaker 1>in Philadelphia in front of a young John Blood to
<v Speaker 1>catch you, Morshima beat Homicide for the belt and everyone
<v Speaker 1>was like, what the fuck was that?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Marshima lost to Joe and then next night beat Homicide.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, crazy crazy deal there, Super risky, but they
<v Speaker 1>saw something Moroshima and I thought Mourroshim would kick the
<v Speaker 1>ass too. And you know, there's there's something to be
<v Speaker 1>said about Homicides chase being you know, he got there
<v Speaker 1>right and then time to try something else. It's not
<v Speaker 1>always the wrong call. And I think I actually, I
<v Speaker 1>actually liked that they did that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I actually think that all three of those guys
<v Speaker 2>roh runs were actually really good. I mean, Homicides was
<v Speaker 2>super diverse, and of course Danielson, I mean, what can
<v Speaker 2>you say that hasn't been said before about his run?
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, I mean Morishima has like just such an
<v Speaker 2>exciting run. You know, you just really didn't know where
<v Speaker 2>it was going.
<v Speaker 1>No, dude, super unpredictable and uh made for a pretty
<v Speaker 1>fun two thousand and seven especially it's obviously the glory
<v Speaker 1>years of Ring of Honor. I don't know when you
<v Speaker 1>could say they would end, but you know, two thousand
<v Speaker 1>and seven I remember very fondly. The lawsuit between hot
<v Speaker 1>Stuff the brand and Gene Oakland came to a close,
<v Speaker 1>with hot Stuff winning in the sense that Oakland won't
<v Speaker 1>be able to market the names Mean Jean's Burgers and
<v Speaker 1>Mean Jean's Pizza that Hot Stuff has been marketing since
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety seven. As long as they continue marketing the
<v Speaker 1>franchises and pay Oakland his due royalties, Oakland will be
<v Speaker 1>able to use his Mean Gene name for other marketing purposes.
<v Speaker 1>It's it's finally over James the Hot Stuff and Mean
<v Speaker 1>Jean lawsuit.
<v Speaker 2>I thought that Eddie Gilbert and Gene Okerlan were in
<v Speaker 2>a lawsuit together, and honestly, that probably made more sense
<v Speaker 2>to me than Hot Stuff and Mean Jean's Hamburgers being.
<v Speaker 1>In We talk about me and jeans Burgers a lot.
<v Speaker 1>Mean Jean's Pizza has flown under the radar for me.
<v Speaker 1>I uh, I don't know anything about the Mean Jean's Pizza.
<v Speaker 1>Probably fucking probably delicious.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it actually went on to be Pizza Hut. Oh fuck,
<v Speaker 2>yeah that's right. Yeah, a lot of people don't know that,
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, that's true.
<v Speaker 1>Nobody out Pizza's the Hut.
<v Speaker 2>No one out Pizza's Mean Jean's Pizza was the original.
<v Speaker 1>What do you think was on a Mean Jean pizza?
<v Speaker 1>What was his specialty?
<v Speaker 2>It had to sausage, had sauce like Marinara sauce. Uh
<v Speaker 2>huh and some cheese and sometimes they put cheese on
<v Speaker 2>top of that sucker.
<v Speaker 1>Cheese sauce and barbison cheese.
<v Speaker 2>You eat that thing to like cows came home and
<v Speaker 2>that was another one of those things. You know, eat that.
<v Speaker 1>Cows food like that anymore, James, where the cow the
<v Speaker 1>cows come?
<v Speaker 2>No, no, you don't. And that's why Eddie Gilbert sued him,
<v Speaker 2>just because he also had his own Eddie Gilbert pizza. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>he had the sauce like a marinera sauce and cheese cheese, right, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>well you did the sauce. It was like Chicago, Chicago deal.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, of course that Chicago deal.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I pay your respects to what became Pizza Hut.
<v Speaker 1>I and I will, and I hope Gene Okland even
<v Speaker 1>now is getting his due royalties from the Pizza Hut.
<v Speaker 1>There will be a new Halloween movie released next August,
<v Speaker 1>with former Giant pro wrestler Tyler Mayne playing the role
<v Speaker 1>of a grown up Michael Myers. I don't know what.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I didn't read it like that before.
<v Speaker 1>Was there a baby Michael Myers in the movie before this?
<v Speaker 2>I think in the Rob Zombie Halloween movie. It shows
<v Speaker 2>Michael as a child and grows up to be growing
<v Speaker 2>up Michael Myers.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so do you okay? So this is two thousand
<v Speaker 1>and seven Halloween is the Oh wait is this the
<v Speaker 1>Rob Zombie one?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? That would be the Rob Zombie one.
<v Speaker 1>I see. So this was played by Tyler Mayne main
<v Speaker 1>real name Darryl Carolette was one of the Gasper Brothers
<v Speaker 1>in New Japan, one of the Skywalkers in All Japan,
<v Speaker 1>where he teamed with Butcher Masters in some incredibly awful
<v Speaker 1>matches with Giant Baba and Andre the Giant, as well
<v Speaker 1>as Woman's Bodyguard Nitron and WCW. Do you uh, what
<v Speaker 1>did you think of Rob Zombies Halloween?
<v Speaker 2>I haven't really thought about it in a long time. Really.
<v Speaker 2>I remember it being a big deal when it came out.
<v Speaker 1>Did you watch it when it came out?
<v Speaker 2>I did? Yeah, I did watch. I watched both of them.
<v Speaker 2>There was two okay, yeah, I mean my taste on
<v Speaker 2>horror has changed quite a bit. I'd have to rewatch
<v Speaker 2>it to give you my real thoughts on it now.
<v Speaker 2>I think back then I was mostly okay with it.
<v Speaker 2>I know a lot of people I remember a lot
<v Speaker 2>of people had a problem with it because they didn't
<v Speaker 2>think that Michael Myers needed like he was kind of
<v Speaker 2>the embodiment of evil, and he didn't really need a
<v Speaker 2>reason to be the embodiment of evil, Like you know,
<v Speaker 2>they were kind of showing him as a kid and
<v Speaker 2>trying to give him some sort of reasoning to why
<v Speaker 2>he's doing what he's doing. And I just remember that
<v Speaker 2>being a big talking point. But I you know, it
<v Speaker 2>wasn't a big deal to me, you know, in two
<v Speaker 2>thousand and seven, because in two thousand and seven, I
<v Speaker 2>was only fourteen, fifteen something like that, So like, you know,
<v Speaker 2>I hadn't even really seen enough horror movies. I was
<v Speaker 2>a big horror ahead, yeah right. I wasn't jaded that
<v Speaker 2>I hadn't really seen enough to start discussing the intricacies
<v Speaker 2>of what you should be doing to a horror character.
<v Speaker 2>I watched a ton of horror movies, don't get me wrong.
<v Speaker 2>Like I grew up in you know, the video store.
<v Speaker 2>That's all I went to was the horror section. So
<v Speaker 2>I watched a ton of shit. And I was super
<v Speaker 2>into like eighties horror at the time. Because it's hard
<v Speaker 2>to believe, but like eighties Horrors in two thousand and
<v Speaker 2>seven were like two thousand and seven Horrors to twenty
<v Speaker 2>twenty six.
<v Speaker 1>I see what you're saying.
<v Speaker 2>Sure, okay, which sounds fucking insane, but uh, super old buddy. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's kind of where we're at with it now. But yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I have to watch it again. I remember
<v Speaker 2>not really liking the second one a lot. The first
<v Speaker 2>one at least had enough where they were still doing
<v Speaker 2>it still felt like a Halloween movie. I remember, for
<v Speaker 2>whatever reason, I haven't seen in a while, but I
<v Speaker 2>remember the second movie not really feeling like a Halloween movie.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure if that's the case now, i'd have to,
<v Speaker 2>like I said, rewatch it. But yeah, I don't think
<v Speaker 2>it was a net negative. I think that fucking the
<v Speaker 2>Halloween movies have a lot of bad movies. I think
<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of bad Allodeen.
<v Speaker 1>Movies, especially as they go on.
<v Speaker 2>Jesus, I kind of imagine saying like these ruined Halloween,
<v Speaker 2>Like you know what I mean, It just is not
<v Speaker 2>the case.
<v Speaker 1>So this guy, Tyler Mayne, by the way, he does
<v Speaker 1>play Myers in the second Halloween that Rob Zombie does,
<v Speaker 1>and he he was the only only the second actor
<v Speaker 1>to play Michael Myers more than once in the first
<v Speaker 1>actor to play the role in consecutive films. They should
<v Speaker 1>have Jake Something play him next because you know there's
<v Speaker 1>gonna be another one.
<v Speaker 2>There is. I mean, of course there's gonna be another one.
<v Speaker 2>I mean we wait ten years and dude, I mean
<v Speaker 2>like the next generation has to have their version of
<v Speaker 2>the Halloween movies. Right, yes, right, yeah, that's kind of
<v Speaker 2>where we're at with it.
<v Speaker 1>That's so cheese like wow. That will make them money forever,
<v Speaker 1>that will never stop. Well, that is it for the observers.
<v Speaker 1>Now let's talk about w B raw January first, two
<v Speaker 1>thousand and seven.
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get into this raw. Yes, sir, we
<v Speaker 2>promised you a great man here tonight.
<v Speaker 1>Oh come, there's what I want. Get me a.
<v Speaker 2>It feels smooth.
<v Speaker 1>It's not over. Rona's watching cas You're fuck just look
<v Speaker 1>at me home. Whah, I spit in the face. Oh man,
<v Speaker 1>oh man. They got no stars.
<v Speaker 2>This is a tough one.
<v Speaker 1>This company's dying. Holy fuck.
<v Speaker 2>So we have a code open here to start this raw.
<v Speaker 2>The Hollywood bad boy Kevin Featherline has arrived to the
<v Speaker 2>World Wrestling Entertainment there.
<v Speaker 1>He is the Hollywood bad boy. Yeah, he So this
<v Speaker 1>has been going on for a couple of months, James,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you realize this in watching this,
<v Speaker 1>they don't really explain the period of time, but Kate
<v Speaker 1>fed a tack SCENEA sorry Kevin federal Lined, I don't
<v Speaker 1>want to disrespect them. He's not anymore Kevin Federline attack
<v Speaker 1>Sena at Cyber Sunday, which was in November. We're like
<v Speaker 1>two months into this shit here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so this isn't even guest era wwee. This is
<v Speaker 2>just Kevin Feederline being on raw.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. He was in a lot of tabloids at the time.
<v Speaker 1>He was I don't know if he still is or
<v Speaker 1>was whatever at this point with Britney Spears. That was
<v Speaker 1>his claim to fame, is that he was dating Britney
<v Speaker 1>Spears and it was I mean, you couldn't fucking turn
<v Speaker 1>on any channel without hearing about goddamn Kevin Federline for
<v Speaker 1>a really a decent period of time, which just don't
<v Speaker 1>I don't really understand how that's possible.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that is super true. Actually, like living through that.
<v Speaker 2>He was on like everything, He was on a bunch
<v Speaker 2>of magazines. He was the talk on like morning TV stuff.
<v Speaker 1>And everyone would parody him.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, I mean he was a I mean he
<v Speaker 2>was a big star.
<v Speaker 1>Which is fucking nuts. Yeah, like is he was married
<v Speaker 1>Britney Spears, and then they obviously had a divorce, and
<v Speaker 1>then he was a little more popular just because of
<v Speaker 1>the attention for a little bit longer, and then you know,
<v Speaker 1>by two thousand and eight, this guy doesn't exist.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, John Cena accepted the Kevin Feederline Challenge match
<v Speaker 2>on Raw.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Kevin Federline is specifically one of the on the
<v Speaker 1>January first, thousand and seven Raw because Kevin Federline is
<v Speaker 1>a TNA fan and he wanted to fucking tank these ratings.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean I thought this was going to be
<v Speaker 2>the main event. I gotta be honest with you.
<v Speaker 1>In my brain, James, I thought this ends the show,
<v Speaker 1>like this whole thing here and then they follow it
<v Speaker 1>up next week. But I guess I didn't remember that
<v Speaker 1>this is the go home Raw to a pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>That's right. We got New Year's Revolution coming up here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So yeah, so Kevin Federline a tax sing it
<v Speaker 1>at a Cyber Sunday. It was a triple threat match
<v Speaker 1>and he hit seen it with the world title, and
<v Speaker 1>then he, as James said, challenged him to a match
<v Speaker 1>here on Role and Sina says, instead of playing with fire,
<v Speaker 1>you have better luck playing with yourself.
<v Speaker 2>That's awesome, dude. I mean Kevin Federline's newest album is
<v Speaker 2>called Playing with Fire.
<v Speaker 1>Whoa, Oh, it should have been called playing with Yourself.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I mean this is like super dated.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Yeah, unbelievably, like there's a good chance
<v Speaker 1>that no one knows anything this guy exists. Sina also says,
<v Speaker 1>by the way, that Kevin Federlin will have to buy
<v Speaker 1>himself an army a navy because that's the only way
<v Speaker 1>he's making out of Miami live.
<v Speaker 2>The army and the navy.
<v Speaker 1>And those are two things you can buy to help you. Wow.
<v Speaker 1>I mean he should have did that. Kevin Ferdoline should
<v Speaker 1>have bought the army in a navy and they show
<v Speaker 1>up here on Raw and blow Sina away.
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, that was the whole angle for kurd Angle, the
<v Speaker 2>whole angle for curd Angle, curd Angle and mister Anderson.
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, oh yes, that's true. With the dog tags, that's true.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't rip off to na buddy, I Just Want
<v Speaker 2>to be Loved is the intro for this Raw.
<v Speaker 1>Had a fucking shock to my system hearing that song again.
<v Speaker 1>I gotta be honest with you. Yeah yeah, I always
<v Speaker 1>anytime I listened to that, I knew I was in
<v Speaker 1>for a bad night.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. It's funny like, as I watched this, I felt
<v Speaker 2>like I was watching a SmackDown versus Raw deal or something.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, my point of reference for I Just Want
<v Speaker 2>to be Loved is SmackDown versus Raw. So like when
<v Speaker 2>I saw this, it just felt like I was watching
<v Speaker 2>like a twenty four to seven Mode Deal or something.
<v Speaker 1>Oh sure, yeah, yeah, I mean it's just as good
<v Speaker 1>as those. Well.
<v Speaker 2>Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcome us into the American
<v Speaker 2>Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida. Jim Ross announces a fifteen,
<v Speaker 2>one hundred and sixty nine sellout for this show.
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty fucking good. That's a damn a lot of people.
<v Speaker 1>What uh? I you know, Like I said, we've we've
<v Speaker 1>watched a couple of these raws from this era, so
<v Speaker 1>we're not super removed from it or anything. But j
<v Speaker 1>R And Lawler on commentary here kind of felt weird
<v Speaker 1>to me. I guess in my brain they were already
<v Speaker 1>like kind of switched this and we were already in
<v Speaker 1>the Michael Cole era Bio seven.
<v Speaker 2>But I guess not, No, absolutely not. Yeah, they're still
<v Speaker 2>doing their things here, and I mainly know that specifically
<v Speaker 2>just because of the video games. I just remember Jerry
<v Speaker 2>and Jim Ross still being on commentary. It does feel weird.
<v Speaker 1>Though, Yeah, I mean Lawla is a face too.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's really odd.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like they're both It's just two guys that have
<v Speaker 1>been there for a while that are being told to
<v Speaker 1>enjoy the show and talk about it and be happy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no problem, I'll try.
<v Speaker 1>I guess what the fuck else you want to do
<v Speaker 1>with a teena.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, fifteen thousand people for this, Kevin Feaerline drawing
<v Speaker 2>a house.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's goddamn right off of Kevin Faerline's hard work.
<v Speaker 1>John Cena, you're hard out. You wish you could draw
<v Speaker 1>this every week. Buddy, you're not playing with fire, Buddy,
<v Speaker 1>you're over there playing with the Army, Navy or whatever
<v Speaker 1>the fuck you're talking about.
<v Speaker 2>So we start off the evening John Cena versus Kevin
<v Speaker 2>Feederline non title match.
<v Speaker 1>I think yes, it is a non title match. They
<v Speaker 1>say that on commentary, but I don't know if they'd
<v Speaker 1>like it's kind of like an off handed Oh, by
<v Speaker 1>the way, this is non title thing, so maybe they
<v Speaker 1>were trying to keep it like not obvious because they
<v Speaker 1>didn't want anybody even getting a hint that Kevin feder
<v Speaker 1>Line would win, because otherwise, why the fuck would it
<v Speaker 1>not just be for the belt.
<v Speaker 2>Kevin Fetterline winning.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what a riv.
<v Speaker 2>Lillie Garcia does a special interest announcement here for Kevin Feederline,
<v Speaker 2>who is a worldwide renowned superstar.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, of course he's celebrated, a recording artist, dancer, par
<v Speaker 1>excellaw television superstar, and all around entertainment mogul. Kevin Federline.
<v Speaker 2>Entertainment vogel.
<v Speaker 1>They dude. On commentary. By the way, Jerry Laws says, Oh,
<v Speaker 1>it's a former rapper thug taking on a current rapper thug.
<v Speaker 1>This is fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, Kevin Ferlyine comes out here, He's got
<v Speaker 2>the Titan Tron and shit, that was nuts.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, the version we watch was dubbed, he
<v Speaker 1>does come out to one of his songs.
<v Speaker 2>Oh really, wow, he.
<v Speaker 1>Comes out to America's most hated by Kevin Federlein.
<v Speaker 2>Wow. I don't know why, but in my brain, for
<v Speaker 2>some reason, he would have came out and he would
<v Speaker 2>have been in the ring, like he'll Billy Jimmy. Here
<v Speaker 2>comes the pain wave into the crowd and shit. So
<v Speaker 2>he's got the logo on the screen.
<v Speaker 1>Well dude, okay. His entrance is definitely like a generic
<v Speaker 1>SBR entrance, which definitely was under the name like thug
<v Speaker 1>Nasty or like get Bitches so ridiculous. One of the.
<v Speaker 2>Thug Nasty and get that wildly.
<v Speaker 1>Know that's my heart because that's the only ones I picked.
<v Speaker 1>That was my.
<v Speaker 2>Interests and my victory scene. My interest was thug nasty.
<v Speaker 2>Of my victory scene was getting.
<v Speaker 1>Vitious, and my feet was better have my money. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>k fed is in the boxer robe that I like,
<v Speaker 1>the everlast robe here and he's I mean, he's going nuts.
<v Speaker 1>He's fucking taut and he's taught spamming. He's he's an
<v Speaker 1>he's an online called nightmare. This fucking guy.
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't all yeah, he doesn't wind up punch.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, he's a little asshole.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah oh yeah, and he uh.
<v Speaker 1>He has a mic at the top of the ramp
<v Speaker 1>here and he says, hey, Sena, I got some news.
<v Speaker 1>You see. I was just talking to coach Man. He's
<v Speaker 1>the coach man. He thinks that people just call him
<v Speaker 1>coach man and that's not his name.
<v Speaker 2>Well, he's said coach man. Ship sent me into anaphylactic shock.
<v Speaker 2>I said, man is running the show. What do you think,
<v Speaker 2>coach man, You mean like you did an interview. No,
<v Speaker 2>he's running the show. I'm trying to message you as
<v Speaker 2>quick as possible.
<v Speaker 1>Please God, today I want something else. Sorry, I already
<v Speaker 1>finished it. Coach the interviewer, coach the manager. Shut this
<v Speaker 1>fucking company down. Evacuate, evacuate cornings. So Kate Fan says,
<v Speaker 1>I don't want nothing stopping me from beating your ass.
<v Speaker 1>So tonight, these are the specific rules tonight. It's gonna
<v Speaker 1>be a no DQ, no disqualification anything.
<v Speaker 2>Huh.
<v Speaker 1>That's what the rules are. Nody c notice qualification anything.
<v Speaker 1>That's what he That's what coach Man told him, the booker.
<v Speaker 1>So now that he said that, he says, let me
<v Speaker 1>introduce my personal trainer and friend, Johnny Nitro. He's not
<v Speaker 1>even John Morrison yet. Here, dude, this is Johnny Nitro.
<v Speaker 2>Johnny Nitro comes out to Kevin Fetderline's music, like.
<v Speaker 1>Though he doesn't have his own ship yet, what the
<v Speaker 1>fuck is going on?
<v Speaker 2>He's Team Fetterline, that's a trainer and his friend, close
<v Speaker 2>personal friend, Johnny Nitro.
<v Speaker 1>Johnny Mundo should have brought him into the underground.
<v Speaker 2>Kevin Federline. Hell yeah, holy fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was Puma, he meet dari Oquado.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Kevin Fetterline comes out here with Johnny Nitro.
<v Speaker 2>I think the crowd's chanting we want Britney.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, they do it. So yeah, by the time he's
<v Speaker 1>like the ring here, they are channing we want Brittany,
<v Speaker 1>which no fucking shot.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Kevin Federline puts on the sparring gloves and
<v Speaker 2>John Cena says, what the fuck.
<v Speaker 1>He's full doing all the business here he's shadow boxing
<v Speaker 1>with Nitro. Jarron commentary says, indeed, Nitro has trained Kate
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Federline. I should say no more k fed because
<v Speaker 1>there definitely was a point where he was k fed
<v Speaker 1>all the time and then like he told everyone to
<v Speaker 1>stop calling him that. Yeah, so, like you said, he
<v Speaker 1>fucking puts the finger with gloves on Sina Legit says
<v Speaker 1>the fuck and Jr. Says I think referee Mike Kyota
<v Speaker 1>should check those gloves, and Lawler says, what are you insinuating?
<v Speaker 1>And Jared stops and he says, well, exactly what I ingenuated, right,
<v Speaker 1>I'm not taking any ship tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Jerry Lawler just drops the ad completely, right, But.
<v Speaker 1>You're fucking with me on the wrong night, King, I
<v Speaker 1>don't want to be here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So Kevin Fairline, John Cena, man, we're gonna get
<v Speaker 2>this thing going. They go to square up, but Kevin
<v Speaker 2>Feederline backs off because fuck I still got the robe on.
<v Speaker 1>Got some heat to get here. Everybody takes the robe off.
<v Speaker 1>Nitro then gives him the headgear and Sina is so
<v Speaker 1>shocked by this that he drops to his knees that
<v Speaker 1>he's calling to the heavens. Why why buck me this shit?
<v Speaker 1>I got a paper view made event this weekend.
<v Speaker 2>So we start the match here. John Cena lets Kevin
<v Speaker 2>Feederline put a headlock on him, and then Sina very
<v Speaker 2>easily gets out of it.
<v Speaker 1>All right, But Kevin Federline was kind of putting the
<v Speaker 1>work in on him for a second there. He was
<v Speaker 1>grinding on them that side headlock. That could have been
<v Speaker 1>a finisher. If Paul Hayman was booking, that would have
<v Speaker 1>been it.
<v Speaker 2>Johnny Nitro gets on the apron it says, hey, man,
<v Speaker 2>why don't you just fucking do the Master Loock Challenge?
<v Speaker 2>And guess what they do? They do the Master Lock
<v Speaker 2>Challenge and guess who's on this show later?
<v Speaker 1>He's on the show featured. He's on the pay per
<v Speaker 1>view Chris Masters, Like, holy shit, they like they don't
<v Speaker 1>even kind of like reference, like, hey, like Chris Masters
<v Speaker 1>is boys with him or anything. Johnny Nitro slides the
<v Speaker 1>refer chair and says, hey, why don't you just do
<v Speaker 1>the Master Lock Challenge or something? Do the Master Lot?
<v Speaker 2>Chaloue?
<v Speaker 1>He does.
<v Speaker 2>He does Chris Master's taunt for the Master Lock on
<v Speaker 2>the apron he like mouse to him, do the Master
<v Speaker 2>Lot okay.
<v Speaker 1>And Sina agrees. Sina says fuck it and sits down
<v Speaker 1>in the chair. So now we have the Kevin feeder
<v Speaker 1>Line Masterline Challenge.
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was so fucking funny.
<v Speaker 1>Man, oh man, the fuck is going on?
<v Speaker 2>Well, Kevin Feterline does the master Lock Challenge with John
<v Speaker 2>Cena and uh, I mean he locks it in. He
<v Speaker 2>gets that thing locked down, he wrenches that ship.
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, his best.
<v Speaker 2>John Cena breaks the master lock. Oh my god, has
<v Speaker 2>anyone ever done.
<v Speaker 1>Dude? That's at goach? Oh my god. So what he
<v Speaker 1>probably broke the master lock, and Chris.
<v Speaker 2>Vince probably, you know, especially during this era and especially
<v Speaker 2>what we see in about fifteen minutes. I'm surprised Vince
<v Speaker 2>Thing come out and just say that, Wow, it looks
<v Speaker 2>like the master lock sucks. Chris Masters Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Fired. He just does that all night, just fucking firing dudes. Well,
<v Speaker 1>I guess Carly is not getting too big of a pop.
<v Speaker 2>Yea fired. So John Cena has done the impossible. He
<v Speaker 2>breaks the master lot. Kevin Feederline then asked for a
<v Speaker 2>test of strength.
<v Speaker 1>Test here, fire.
<v Speaker 2>The test of strength. By the way, fucking this is hilarious.
<v Speaker 2>Kevin Federlin asked for a test of strength. Here. John
<v Speaker 2>Cena does it, and then Kevin Feterline fakes the test
<v Speaker 2>of strength, takes John Cena down and locks in an
<v Speaker 2>arm bar.
<v Speaker 1>Ufc shit, bitch, I won't he watched the favervie over
<v Speaker 1>the weekend. Give fuck John Cross arm break. You're done.
<v Speaker 2>So he's got this arm bar in on John Cena
<v Speaker 2>and John Cena goes to rampage bomb Kevin Fetterlining here,
<v Speaker 2>but instead he puts him on the top rope and
<v Speaker 2>then does a handgun at him.
<v Speaker 1>He should have fucking rampage bombed him. It's his shit.
<v Speaker 1>That would have been awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought he was gonna throw him over the
<v Speaker 2>rope to the floor. I gotta be honest.
<v Speaker 1>So when he when he started walking to the buckle,
<v Speaker 1>I thought he was gonna buckle bomb him, but he
<v Speaker 1>just he just hits him up there, which fair enough.
<v Speaker 2>So Johnny Nitro hits the ring, Sena bumps him immediately
<v Speaker 2>and tosses him out, and then fetter Line gets off
<v Speaker 2>the top rope and kicks John Cena and the nuts
<v Speaker 2>from behind.
<v Speaker 1>He full on cocks his whole leg back to swing
<v Speaker 1>for it and kick Seena in the balls here gives
<v Speaker 1>him a real good shot.
<v Speaker 2>And then John Cena gets him up for the FU
<v Speaker 2>and Umaga hits the ring and stops the FU from
<v Speaker 2>happening and beats his shit out of John Cena.
<v Speaker 1>Umaga runs in and punches him in the throat and
<v Speaker 1>then just lays him out. Or Mondo Estrada is here
<v Speaker 1>he's fired up, and he gives Umaga the w B
<v Speaker 1>title to hit Sena with, and he does well.
<v Speaker 2>Fetter Line comes in the ring after Umaga beats the
<v Speaker 2>shit out of John Seen with the belt. He puts
<v Speaker 2>his hand in front of his face to make sure
<v Speaker 2>that he's down, and then lays down with his elbow
<v Speaker 2>on top of Seeing a nonchalant style and pins John Cena,
<v Speaker 2>the w W champion for the three.
<v Speaker 1>Pins the w B champion less than seven days before
<v Speaker 1>Seena has to defend the belt on the pay per view.
<v Speaker 1>Wow wow wow wow.
<v Speaker 2>He then throws money on John Cena's face and sell
<v Speaker 2>John yead he just had.
<v Speaker 1>Money in his pockets all time. He pulls out. It
<v Speaker 1>wasn't a lot, It's just like three.
<v Speaker 2>It was ten dollars, sucking bitch, goddamn money.
<v Speaker 1>Have you got my money? Oh shit, he's going for it.
<v Speaker 2>That's called shrimp money, bitch. You don't know about that.
<v Speaker 1>If a nitcher at the clubs, fuck you. This is
<v Speaker 1>what we had left over residuals. Bitch. Yeah. Throws money
<v Speaker 1>on Cena's face and him and Johnny Knitro celebrate. Kevin
<v Speaker 1>Federline beats John Cena to open raw like there you
<v Speaker 1>said what you want diq this that I mean? Everyone
<v Speaker 1>jumped him like Cina loss to Kevin verilyde.
<v Speaker 2>Kevin Federline beat John Cena one week before New Year's
<v Speaker 2>Revolution against Umaga, and also John Cena broke out of
<v Speaker 2>the Master lot.
<v Speaker 1>There wasn't you know speaking of there was a thing
<v Speaker 1>in the Observer here from the January eighth Observer of seven.
<v Speaker 1>Feder Line is getting internal praise for his working attitude
<v Speaker 1>after the January first show. The feeling was he was
<v Speaker 1>not only good on camera, which he's been from the start,
<v Speaker 1>but was very enthusiastic and open and doing everything suggested
<v Speaker 1>to him. He also got over with the talent because,
<v Speaker 1>unlike most of the other major stars that would be
<v Speaker 1>his used, he ate and catering with the rest of
<v Speaker 1>the wrestlers and talked and asked people for their help
<v Speaker 1>in his angle. There was a feeling his attitude was
<v Speaker 1>better in that regard than a lot of other wrestlers. Yeah, man,
<v Speaker 1>I bet you know. He probably sat down on a
<v Speaker 1>nice big plate, he had the chicken breast, he had
<v Speaker 1>some broccoli probably, and he mosey on next to two
<v Speaker 1>of the top guys in the territory. You know, it
<v Speaker 1>was actually a group of guys calling a match here.
<v Speaker 1>There was an eight man tag that was getting called here.
<v Speaker 1>And he mosied on up to the Highlanders. Hey boys,
<v Speaker 1>you guys seem to like you're gonna be here for
<v Speaker 1>a while. Why'd you give me some tips? And Roy
<v Speaker 1>mccawiser looked at him with the fear of God in
<v Speaker 1>his eyes.
<v Speaker 2>He grabbed him by both ears. Cherish ship chairsh It for.
<v Speaker 1>As long as you can, don't watch you today, don't
<v Speaker 1>do it.
<v Speaker 2>So Kevin Ferline and Johnny Nitro walk into a room here.
<v Speaker 2>It's Kevin Feterlin's locker room. I don't even know if
<v Speaker 2>there's any lockers in there. That's just the Kevin Federline office.
<v Speaker 2>He's got the medieval found on the door, which of
<v Speaker 2>course very in line with fine.
<v Speaker 1>Well, he obviously asked for that, you know, he has
<v Speaker 1>creative control. He asked to beat Sena, and he asked
<v Speaker 1>for the medieval text on his door, and he asked
<v Speaker 1>to do the Masterloge challenge.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I loved. They walk into the room and like
<v Speaker 2>there's probably like ten people here, and then everyone immediately
<v Speaker 2>stops making any noise. The second they enter the.
<v Speaker 1>Room super quiet. Yeah, you're right, I didn't even think
<v Speaker 1>of that. Yeah, well you know it was quiet time.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Maria comes up to try to get an interview
<v Speaker 2>with Kevin Federline here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's banging on the door. She said, kay Fed,
<v Speaker 1>k fed. And then Melina walks up and she's hot
<v Speaker 1>about this. She says, what are you doing? Maria says, oh,
<v Speaker 1>I just want to ask kay Fed if he thinks
<v Speaker 1>his match was tainted because of the run in. Melia says,
<v Speaker 1>first off, his name is in kay Fed, It's Kevin Federline.
<v Speaker 1>Can't you read? It's in medieval text on the door
<v Speaker 1>and two? And Maria says, no, I carried, that's why
<v Speaker 1>give it kay. Malina also says, how can you say
<v Speaker 1>the match was tennant? The man just beat the w
<v Speaker 1>champion John Cena and that is big. Who are you
<v Speaker 1>to take that away from him? You know, I feel
<v Speaker 1>good today. I'm gonna give Vin Federline a present. Maria asked,
<v Speaker 1>what's that? And Molina says, why don't you go out
<v Speaker 1>there in the ring later and find out, bitch and
<v Speaker 1>slaps the absolute fuck out of her. I've never heard
<v Speaker 1>someone who won yell bitch that loud before and too,
<v Speaker 1>like she decks her.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, it clipped the mic.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, it was so fucking loud, bitch, Like, holy fuck,
<v Speaker 1>why are you so mad for?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this show is like super nonchalant. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>like outside of a video package that they kind of
<v Speaker 2>played later which showed an angle that happened the other week,
<v Speaker 2>this is a very neutral raw. It doesn't really feel
<v Speaker 2>like anyone's at each other's throats. For the most part,
<v Speaker 2>is just whatever. So Molina coming in just yelling b
<v Speaker 2>I was like, holy.
<v Speaker 1>Shit, like, dude, break in the sound barrier. She went
<v Speaker 1>nuts onto y fucking hell and uh, I mean, slap
<v Speaker 1>the absolute fuck out of her too.
<v Speaker 2>Jim Ross says, what a way to start off two
<v Speaker 2>thousand and seven. What a way to start off two
<v Speaker 2>thousand and seven.
<v Speaker 1>Inded gym, he says, what the hell is going on
<v Speaker 1>around here? And JR says, you know, when you talk
<v Speaker 1>about controversy, nothing was more controversial than two weeks ago.
<v Speaker 1>The Damage Rated RKO did a d X kang and
<v Speaker 1>they showed DX backstage in jeans and tucked in DX
<v Speaker 1>shirts because they take this very seriously. This hot angle
<v Speaker 1>here and j r tells us that they're waiting for
<v Speaker 1>Rated RKO to show up tonight if Edge and Orton
<v Speaker 1>have the guts to do so. Those bastards.
<v Speaker 2>Rated RKO was a cool team, dude.
<v Speaker 1>It was a cool team that I don't think they
<v Speaker 1>really last that long.
<v Speaker 2>I also think that it's the most like video game
<v Speaker 2>team ever. Like it when you're young and you're playing
<v Speaker 2>the video game, you're like, oh, yeah, Rated RKO, right,
<v Speaker 2>Like it sounds like a team you would put together
<v Speaker 2>because you're like, wow, these two guys kick ass, Like
<v Speaker 2>what if we put him together?
<v Speaker 1>Yes, dude, yeah, or like it would have been like
<v Speaker 1>a road to WrestleMania thing like Jen Ortoner together. It's
<v Speaker 1>Rated r KO. Oh fuck yeah, that's right.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage. Jonathan Coachman is here and he says, hey,
<v Speaker 2>guys on the General Answer.
<v Speaker 1>Show, yo, fuck fuck sell.
<v Speaker 2>The company like Evil Dead where they have her in
<v Speaker 2>the in the wine cellar down there, she pokes her head.
<v Speaker 1>Up, get down there, stomp it on the fucking top
<v Speaker 1>of it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Coachman says he's feeling good man.
<v Speaker 1>He says, I can't believe it. He taps up k
<v Speaker 1>fed and he says, you beat John Cena. I like
<v Speaker 1>that cover. Nice touch. What an unbelievable way to start
<v Speaker 1>the new year, which brings me to you two And
<v Speaker 1>he points to Nitro Molina and he says, you too.
<v Speaker 1>When you talk about John Cena. He made a habit
<v Speaker 1>of humiliating all of us last year, and this year
<v Speaker 1>it's about payback. Seen, this night's not even close to
<v Speaker 1>being through. We need a main event, don't we Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>yeah we do. We do need a main event. You
<v Speaker 1>stupid fuck. What do you mean we don't have a
<v Speaker 1>main event yet?
<v Speaker 2>Dude? That's one of my favorite WWE things ever. It's like, yes,
<v Speaker 2>we have this. American Airlines Arena sold out, fifteen one
<v Speaker 2>hundred and sixty nine, Miami, Florida is hot and ready, man, Like,
<v Speaker 2>this is gonna be a good night. By the way,
<v Speaker 2>we just didn't book a main event yet. We're about
<v Speaker 2>twenty minutes of the show. We have to figure that
<v Speaker 2>one out. What if I booked the worst match you've
<v Speaker 2>ever heard of? Oh yeah, no, good.
<v Speaker 1>Deal, no problem, We're used to that too. And seven
<v Speaker 1>coach somebody as well, fireing off, like, who gets a shit?
<v Speaker 2>What if we did the fucking John Cena versus a
<v Speaker 2>million guys thing.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, he says, John Cena's gonna have a match
<v Speaker 1>that night against Umaga plus. His partners Aremando Estrada, Yours
<v Speaker 1>truly the coach and the next intercondinal champion, Johnny d
<v Speaker 1>Tro and a four on one cat Badge.
<v Speaker 2>So John Cena versus Umaga, Johnny Nitro, Armanda Estrada and
<v Speaker 2>Jonathan coach.
<v Speaker 1>Man, the boss of the raw show. Correct, that is
<v Speaker 1>a lot man. Sena has already lost to Kevin feder Line.
<v Speaker 1>He's the WV champion. Now he has a main event
<v Speaker 1>where he's facing four dudes plus and one of them
<v Speaker 1>is the guy who's facing at the pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>M He's got to get his heat back somehow.
<v Speaker 1>Which means he would win. Right, we'll see. That's what
<v Speaker 1>they tell you every week. At the end of all,
<v Speaker 1>something's got to get better, right, we'll see.
<v Speaker 2>So the Miami Heat are here. It shows a couple
<v Speaker 2>of the players in the crowd here.
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, they and Shaquille O'Neil is there too.
<v Speaker 2>And Jason Williams was wearing a famous Stars and Straps hat,
<v Speaker 2>which felt like it aged me about twenty more years.
<v Speaker 2>I mean that made me feel like shit, that was
<v Speaker 2>so popular.
<v Speaker 1>It was dude, like, yeah, that was a high school hit.
<v Speaker 2>It was Travis Barker's deal too, Like that's just nuts.
<v Speaker 1>He was over yeah, and he was there with his kid,
<v Speaker 1>I assume, who was in a DX shirt, and he
<v Speaker 1>kept telling us going to do this cross shop.
<v Speaker 2>We have crime Time and the Highlanders versus Lance Caad.
<v Speaker 2>We have Crime Time in the Islanders versus Lance Cad
<v Speaker 2>and Trevor Murdoch and the world's greatest tag team.
<v Speaker 1>Man man, I mean like the fact about like crime
<v Speaker 1>Time comes out. Okay, first, let's go through these here.
<v Speaker 1>Crime Time comes out. They're over. I love Crime Time.
<v Speaker 2>They're pushing Crime Time.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I always thought they were a fun fucking act.
<v Speaker 1>I super was in the Crime Time. They come out.
<v Speaker 1>They wap up shack uh and Shaq starts feeling around
<v Speaker 1>in his pockets and shit, and I guess they stole
<v Speaker 1>something from him. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>That was funny as shit.
<v Speaker 1>And like, you know, I'm like, okay, cool, crime Time
<v Speaker 1>is gonna have you know, they'll do some fucking you know,
<v Speaker 1>it'll probably be short, but we'll have some fun here.
<v Speaker 1>And then a song hits that I was very unfamiliar with.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Oh, who the fuck is this? And
<v Speaker 1>then oh, my good god, the fucking Highlanders come out
<v Speaker 1>to the stage.
<v Speaker 2>Holy fuck, dude, the Highlanders are actually wrestling on RAW.
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't believe it.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm sure we have seen them wrestle
<v Speaker 1>on Raw, but it felt like I've only watched them
<v Speaker 1>on Patreon.
<v Speaker 2>I said, we.
<v Speaker 1>You watched it too.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, I have never seen these guys. That's no bullshit.
<v Speaker 1>He watched them. It's super crazy. And Jim Duggan, Oh
<v Speaker 1>but that was not heat and it was heat.
<v Speaker 2>So we have Lance Cad and Robbie McAllister. Are they brothers?
<v Speaker 2>Are the Highlanders brothers?
<v Speaker 1>They have the same last name, but still I'm not
<v Speaker 1>convinced whether the brothers or not.
<v Speaker 2>There's only just like a few names from where they're from.
<v Speaker 2>So it's just yeah, Lance Cad and Robbie McAllister start
<v Speaker 2>off till JTG comes in to fight Lance Cad. I
<v Speaker 2>guess I never really thought about it, but Lance Cad
<v Speaker 2>fights in regular pants.
<v Speaker 1>He does. He just kind of is here with what
<v Speaker 1>he showed up in, which and he's a big boy
<v Speaker 1>and he's throwing potatoes in this one.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, Trevor Murdoch pulls jtg's leg and Cad
<v Speaker 2>takes over. Here Charlie Hass blind tags in. He hits
<v Speaker 2>a butterfly suplex for a two. Uh. Team Lance Cad.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what else goes Team here. Team Lance.
<v Speaker 2>Cad cuts off the ring and keeps JTG in the
<v Speaker 2>corner till Cad misses an elbow drop.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he jumps off the second rope a mile away.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think he would have hit this if JTG
<v Speaker 1>even stayed in the same spot.
<v Speaker 2>It looked big, though, right, and that's what it needed
<v Speaker 2>to be.
<v Speaker 1>It did look big. He did look and he fucking
<v Speaker 1>floated down to It looked kind of crazy.
<v Speaker 2>So Shadd comes in and takes out Murdoch and kid
<v Speaker 2>with lines and big boots. Shad hits a belly to
<v Speaker 2>back on Murdoch, but he gets breaking up, breaking up,
<v Speaker 2>He gets broken up. Everyone say it when everyone hits
<v Speaker 2>the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The Highlanders are in and Shelton Benjamin boots the
<v Speaker 1>fuck out of Robbie, like right in his face, and
<v Speaker 1>it's the biggest reactual hole match. The crowd goes whoa.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sel kicks the shit out of him. Rory spears
<v Speaker 2>Hass out of the ring. Everyone's getting thrown out, and
<v Speaker 2>we're left with Shad and Trevor Murdoch in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Two of the goats, and then uh, Shad jawbreakers Murdock.
<v Speaker 1>The referee is distracted, by the way, because Rory just
<v Speaker 1>killed Charlie haass. He said him straight head first of
<v Speaker 1>the floor with a spear that nobody saw, and JTG
<v Speaker 1>does reverse hangman on the ropes to Murdoch, which, uh
<v Speaker 1>is the finish?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's the finish. He snaps him off the top
<v Speaker 2>rope and crime time and the Highlanders, by the way,
<v Speaker 2>I want everyone, I want to remember that the hot
<v Speaker 2>Landers are also on this team. They pick up the w.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, reverse hangman as I don't know, I don't know when.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe GTG was doing this as a thing, but because
<v Speaker 1>I was super thrown off that was the end of
<v Speaker 1>the match.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just assumed, you know, they're trying some new shit, right.
<v Speaker 1>Sure, sure, I mean they win and they're over. Who
<v Speaker 1>gives a fuck?
<v Speaker 2>It shows a graphic for Jonathan coachmin Umaga, Armando Estrada
<v Speaker 2>and Johnny Nitro versus John Cena which the fifteen thousand attendants.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it got so ruckous. They were slamming their
<v Speaker 2>feet on the ground, shaking the guardrail.
<v Speaker 1>They started ripping the fucking ceiling down. They were scratching
<v Speaker 1>the pop corn off the wall.
<v Speaker 2>There were numerous brawls, numerous brawls in the crowd, all
<v Speaker 2>started by Miami heats.
<v Speaker 1>Jason Willis and his son have run around cross shop
<v Speaker 1>with people. And if that wasn't enough, James didn't. They
<v Speaker 1>started talking about ec W. I showed an ECW add
<v Speaker 1>on the screen and then they started setting fire to
<v Speaker 1>the referees. It was unbelievable.
<v Speaker 2>What a great night in Miami. So we have the
<v Speaker 2>WrestleMania twenty three recall Hulk Hogan be Andre the Giant
<v Speaker 2>at WrestleMania three. You ever heard of this one?
<v Speaker 1>You're goddamn right, I did, motherfucker.
<v Speaker 2>So of course, also we have Maria versus Molina because
<v Speaker 2>apparently we just booked zero matches tonight, so all of
<v Speaker 2>them will be made as the show continues on.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're just kind of on the fly here. Jr. Says, Oh,
<v Speaker 1>coach is more powerful than Oprah. Yeah said hey, hey, Jim,
<v Speaker 1>make sure you have mentioned the coach is more powerful
<v Speaker 1>than that fucking Oprah. Oh, all right.
<v Speaker 2>You're right it. I'll read it. Fucking things.
<v Speaker 1>No, we got many, we got a lot of matches
<v Speaker 1>that I We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out
<v Speaker 1>right now, Jim.
<v Speaker 2>So we have Jeff Hardy versus Rob Conway up next.
<v Speaker 1>Was that planned or is this also another mystery match
<v Speaker 1>that got thrown together? Because Rob Conway comes out and
<v Speaker 1>kind of makes a challenge here. Jeff Hardy was just
<v Speaker 1>coming out for fun.
<v Speaker 2>Must have been open fight night.
<v Speaker 1>He just get out there and fucking over for the
<v Speaker 1>best guys. This is startling here, James. I mean, Jeff
<v Speaker 1>Hardy comes out, he's over, He's Jeff Hardy. Of course everybody, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>everyone's super into him, right. Jeff Harty's musical he's in
<v Speaker 1>the ring and somebody over the over his music says,
<v Speaker 1>this is a brand new year. And I swear to you, dude,
<v Speaker 1>if gone to my head, I'm dead, like I would
<v Speaker 1>have the like not a million fucking years. So it
<v Speaker 1>cuts to the stage and it's of course it's RC
<v Speaker 1>Rob Conway. There he is.
<v Speaker 2>He cuts in the stage, gun to my head, no clue.
<v Speaker 1>And then gun in my head. They announced Rob Conway
<v Speaker 1>and I'm gone, like I'm just trying.
<v Speaker 2>They announces Rob Conway.
<v Speaker 1>Got in my head?
<v Speaker 2>No clue that guy is never is guy.
<v Speaker 1>He says this is a brand new year because of
<v Speaker 1>the station shows up and I was fucking I swear
<v Speaker 1>it was the most not JR. I've ever heard JR.
<v Speaker 1>Before he goes, what.
<v Speaker 2>He put a gun in my head? I don't know
<v Speaker 2>who that is. That motherfucker is not real.
<v Speaker 1>RC. So Rob Conway's here and he says this is
<v Speaker 1>a brand new year, and Rob Conway is tired of
<v Speaker 1>being everyone's whipping boy, which I guess he has been
<v Speaker 1>up to this point. So I again, dude, I didn't
<v Speaker 1>know where in Rob Conway's career he was until a
<v Speaker 1>moment after this. He says, I made myself a new
<v Speaker 1>Year's resolution. From now on, I'm going to be a winner.
<v Speaker 1>And so what that means for you, Jeff, is that
<v Speaker 1>if I can't beat you tonight, so help me, I
<v Speaker 1>will quit Monday night.
<v Speaker 2>Raw.
<v Speaker 1>Then he puts the mic down to go to the rig.
<v Speaker 1>Just look at me, I.
<v Speaker 2>Said, only ship I know says this is wrong.
<v Speaker 1>Conway. You should have said that.
<v Speaker 2>Just look at me. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like super reaffirming. Just look at me. Yeah dude. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>so I thought this was like he's just starting, like
<v Speaker 1>this is a new gimmick coming it is. Yet, No,
<v Speaker 1>we're at he We're done with buff bagwell Er already dude, Yes,
<v Speaker 1>he's already done all that. Oh wow, for a minute,
<v Speaker 1>he's just Rob Conway lots you know, smaller.
<v Speaker 2>Now just look at me. My name is Rob Conway.
<v Speaker 2>I'm walking to the ring left foot, right, foot left,
<v Speaker 2>Let's get the hell out of here.
<v Speaker 1>On commentary, they're like, I can't remember last time he's won. Oh, well,
<v Speaker 1>he's just been in a slump.
<v Speaker 2>It happens, right yeah. I mean look at the NL
<v Speaker 2>East right now.
<v Speaker 1>We are not talking about baseball. This is pro wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>We're talking about there's no reason to bring up baseball
<v Speaker 1>on this wrestling podcast.
<v Speaker 2>I was just saying, like a lot of people have
<v Speaker 2>been saying that Jeff Hardy on this raw, like the
<v Speaker 2>Atlanta Braves and Rob Conway was like the Mets and
<v Speaker 2>the Phillies.
<v Speaker 1>You just one. You don't have to compare all the time.
<v Speaker 2>You're both lumpy teams.
<v Speaker 1>This is a wrestling show right now.
<v Speaker 2>Just look at me.
<v Speaker 1>So Rob Conway gets in the ring and he gets
<v Speaker 1>on Jeff Hardy and the Jeff Ardy has one of
<v Speaker 1>the sunset flipping wins.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, should have done that one. Yep.
<v Speaker 1>They brought him out on this show to say I
<v Speaker 1>will quit if I lose. Then he loses in record
<v Speaker 1>time and it doesn't stop there, does it.
<v Speaker 2>I actually couldn't believe what happens next.
<v Speaker 1>So fucking RC Rob Conway, he's flipping out. He lost,
<v Speaker 1>He's gotta quit, and Jared says, all right, well, good job,
<v Speaker 1>Jeff will see you Sunday. Did no one gives a
<v Speaker 1>fuck about Rob Conway or him leaving or what he does.
<v Speaker 1>Vince McMahon's music hits, and I'm like, what for the
<v Speaker 1>Rob Conway segment? Vince is coming out out?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I couldn't believe it.
<v Speaker 1>Vince comes out in his Florida vacation shirt.
<v Speaker 2>This is what he thinks a normal human would wear
<v Speaker 2>in Miami, and he.
<v Speaker 1>Stretched down in the ring. He's dressed like he's on
<v Speaker 1>what a human on vacation would look like.
<v Speaker 2>Googled human vacation in Miami and he found this shirt.
<v Speaker 1>Ah, that's good. Give me that one.
<v Speaker 2>Jimda who Tommy Verschetti is. I looked up Tommy Versetti.
<v Speaker 2>Does this look like Tommy Rossetti?
<v Speaker 1>Do you you know what? Van sure a lot like
<v Speaker 1>Tommy Chetti. I really think about it. So Vince gets
<v Speaker 1>in the ring here and he shakes hands with RC
<v Speaker 1>Rob Conway, and he says, ah, well, everybody knows that
<v Speaker 1>time of year again, the time where most of you
<v Speaker 1>start making her New Year's resolutions. Of course, this is
<v Speaker 1>you know, ten pm on January first, that's when people
<v Speaker 1>start making them resolutions. Well, by the end this year,
<v Speaker 1>some ninety nine point nine percent of you would have
<v Speaker 1>broken your very own New Year's resolutions. It took Rob
<v Speaker 1>Conway somewhere around a minute to break his. And I've
<v Speaker 1>got a couple of resolutions myself. Everyone knows I don't
<v Speaker 1>break mine. I want to stop being so damn nice.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my, I'm also gonna stop letting people take advantage
<v Speaker 1>of me, like my good friend and fellow billionaire Donald Trump.
<v Speaker 1>Donald does have his problems as of late, and evergreen
<v Speaker 1>and his hands full with yokozuna. And then it shows
<v Speaker 1>a picture of Rosi o'donald and I fucking just I
<v Speaker 1>couldn't like I forgot this was a fucking thing, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I you know the Rosio Donald thing. There was the
<v Speaker 2>time they had Hillary Clinton on an episode. They had
<v Speaker 2>a bomb on that episode. You remember all this stuff. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>there's just like random people through time that they bring on,
<v Speaker 2>like they just bring up on this show.
<v Speaker 1>And he says, Yokozuna shows Rosia Donald, and Vince says,
<v Speaker 1>that's not actually Yokozuna. Oh yeah, it.
<v Speaker 2>Says Rosio Donald on the screen.
<v Speaker 1>The text on the screen says rusy O'donald. Yeah. No,
<v Speaker 1>he fucking almost got one by me there, Vic Man,
<v Speaker 1>Goddamn Donald Trump is credited for a certain phrase he
<v Speaker 1>uses on his hit show The Apprentice. So he says,
<v Speaker 1>everyone knows that Donald Trump didn't originate that phrase that
<v Speaker 1>originated here on Monday Night Raw. So Rob Conway, I'm
<v Speaker 1>not gonna allow you to quit Monday Night Raw. Rob Conway. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>And then Vince's music hits and he throws the mic
<v Speaker 1>down and leaves as Rob Conway is left there, pleading, confused,
<v Speaker 1>unsure what the rest of his career looks like. And
<v Speaker 1>I'm here to tell you that this is what the
<v Speaker 1>rest of his career looks like. Rob Conway doesn't wrestle
<v Speaker 1>on WTV ever again, and he's released five months after this. Wow, yep,
<v Speaker 1>this was pretty much real. That's fucking insane.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Vince goes to the top of the ramp, turns around,
<v Speaker 2>he looks at the crowd. For two reasons he does this. One,
<v Speaker 2>he just shipped his pants and he turned around to
<v Speaker 2>see if anyone noticed the large ship stayed on his ass.
<v Speaker 2>And two to make sure Paul London is not laughing
<v Speaker 2>at him anywhere. So you go backstage, Kenny Dyksterra is here.
<v Speaker 2>He's actually in Oh yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I thought we were fucking cut on the same.
<v Speaker 2>Ye no, no, right, So Rick Flair is feuding with
<v Speaker 2>Kenny Dyksterer.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, they show Kenny Dykscher versus Flair from
<v Speaker 1>two weeks ago, Kenny suplixed Flair on the floor and
<v Speaker 1>then Flair went to knee breaker him, and then Kenny
<v Speaker 1>countered that with a roll up in one, and then
<v Speaker 1>Flair went to shake Kenny's hand and Kenny told him
<v Speaker 1>that he's the real man around here, and he left.
<v Speaker 1>He did not shake Rick Flair's hand. So we have
<v Speaker 1>that big Kenny Dyke Rick Flair build for this hot
<v Speaker 1>pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Kenny Dykscher then brings up a bunch of people
<v Speaker 2>who have died this year.
<v Speaker 1>So Todd Grisham is here, of course with Kenny Dykstra
<v Speaker 1>and one. I was very confused at the positioning of
<v Speaker 1>this James. Kenny Dykscher is standing facing the camera. Todd
<v Speaker 1>Grisham is standing behind him, asking questions why.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>It's Kenny eventually turns around and faces him to talk.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what the fuck was going on here.
<v Speaker 1>It was very odd and uh. Todd says, you know,
<v Speaker 1>we saw Flare extend his hand to you and you
<v Speaker 1>rejected it. And Kenny says, well, he wasn't trying to
<v Speaker 1>show me respect. He was trying to say face, I
<v Speaker 1>be Rick Flair, and I wants to turn around and
<v Speaker 1>make it a story about how much of a classy
<v Speaker 1>guy is I'm not even twenty one years old. I'm
<v Speaker 1>the future of raw fucking poison. You are poisoned. Don't
<v Speaker 1>let them do this to you. Words of the wise,
<v Speaker 1>Never be the future of raw. You are in trouble,
<v Speaker 1>my friend, he says. You ever hear that saying death
<v Speaker 1>comes in threes. Well, I'm gonna show you how death
<v Speaker 1>comes in forwards James Brown, President Ford, Saddam Hussein, who
<v Speaker 1>then he does the cutthroat taunt.
<v Speaker 2>To It's small pop on that one too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was in the crowd hooting and hollering at
<v Speaker 1>the announcement of President Ford dying of course, Saddam Hussein
<v Speaker 1>cutthroat taunt and now Rick Flair's career and then Kenny
<v Speaker 1>sniffs the mic for a couple of seconds.
<v Speaker 2>Who the fuck is riding this show?
<v Speaker 1>Like this? Come on? Is Brian girl wins.
<v Speaker 2>Like what the fuck am I watching? So Kenny Dykshra
<v Speaker 2>has a Rick flairfeud, and they were like, yeah, what
<v Speaker 2>if we did a segment where Kenny Dykstra mentions that
<v Speaker 2>James Brown and President Ford and Saddam Hussein passed away
<v Speaker 2>like to.
<v Speaker 1>A rockets ovation, What is going on?
<v Speaker 2>Like why did he do that?
<v Speaker 1>Because WW you don't understand WW, especially Tom Kenny Dyksher
<v Speaker 1>may have been given away that he was involved in
<v Speaker 1>the death of Sadam Hussein there by the way.
<v Speaker 2>He hired the army and the Navy and got that
<v Speaker 2>shit done. So we go to a pre tape here
<v Speaker 2>that goes over rated r KO versus d X and
<v Speaker 2>the feud they've been having.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, five weeks ago, on the Cutting Edge, James's favorite show,
<v Speaker 1>Edge was introducing a guest. They didn't come out, and
<v Speaker 1>then Edge was asking for him again. They didn't come out,
<v Speaker 1>and Norton says, hey, I think I got your guest
<v Speaker 1>right here, and then Orton Edge then drag Rick Flair's bloody,
<v Speaker 1>fucking destroyed carcass down to the ring and then they
<v Speaker 1>concerto him a bunch of times, and then of course,
<v Speaker 1>you know, they show HBK in a DX beanie cutting
<v Speaker 1>a very serious promo about how important Flair is, looking
<v Speaker 1>like a complete smacked ass, and he says, you made
<v Speaker 1>it personal. And two weeks ago, there's a match here
<v Speaker 1>DX and Sina versus Umaga and Ray Arko. Umaga's beating
<v Speaker 1>the fuck out of these dudes until uh Sino and
<v Speaker 1>Umaga brought it back, and then Edge Norton beat the
<v Speaker 1>absolute shit out of Triple H and HBK. Like they
<v Speaker 1>concerto the fuck out of these dudes. They double RKO Shawn,
<v Speaker 1>which was based.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is actually a bright point on this show. Sadly,
<v Speaker 2>it is just a pre tape this show something that
<v Speaker 2>happened on a different raw, but like, this is the
<v Speaker 2>first time I actually felt like I was watching a
<v Speaker 2>real wrestling show.
<v Speaker 1>Was uh.
<v Speaker 2>When I was seeing them drag ric Flair out and
<v Speaker 2>beat them to death with chairs and you know they
<v Speaker 2>have a six man that ends with triple H bloody
<v Speaker 2>outside and a double RKO in the chair, I was like, oh, nice,
<v Speaker 2>like there is still some pro wrestling going on here.
<v Speaker 2>It was my first fucking thought like this looks like
<v Speaker 2>a good piece of business here.
<v Speaker 1>I agree. Yeah, And it made Orton and Edge look
<v Speaker 1>like killers, Like give them credit, they're the tag champs.
<v Speaker 1>It's like, oh shit, okay, Tag Division has like some
<v Speaker 1>top guys floating around here, like you know, Triple A
<v Speaker 1>G shanagoing for these belts too, Like, Okay, this is
<v Speaker 1>fucking this is cool. I can I can handle this? Sadly, Sadly,
<v Speaker 1>you know I should have known better.
<v Speaker 2>Well, DX are walking to the ring here before their
<v Speaker 2>town hall.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and their little DX shirts with little animated versions
<v Speaker 1>of themselves doing the SUCU tent for this of course
<v Speaker 1>extremely serious angle.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was actually surprised after watching this town hall part,
<v Speaker 2>like why did they even do this.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I hated this promo.
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was really bad. I really did. I
<v Speaker 2>thought it was bad, and it did a disservice to like, yes,
<v Speaker 2>all the shit that Edge and Randy Orton had done
<v Speaker 2>over the last couple of weeks too, and even the
<v Speaker 2>part at the end it started to make even less sense.
<v Speaker 2>I think there was a way better way to do this.
<v Speaker 2>They just didn't do it that way.
<v Speaker 1>Whoever's fault this is should feel bad because these guys
<v Speaker 1>like are doing everything they can to like make people
<v Speaker 1>not take these two dudes serious, even though they've just
<v Speaker 1>killed everybody. So DX come out here. They had to
<v Speaker 1>fucking Pyro and all the fans now all the by
<v Speaker 1>the way, also an abundance of fans on Hardcam now
<v Speaker 1>have glow sticks that did not have them before and
<v Speaker 1>also still have them after this.
<v Speaker 2>Oddly enough, Yeah, they get those glow sticks out when
<v Speaker 2>you enter the raw zone are called the war zone.
<v Speaker 2>They definitely don't call it that anymore.
<v Speaker 1>I think it's yeah, I think you're right. Uh, they
<v Speaker 1>do Xbox Pyro, which is bullshit. Give credits to Adre.
<v Speaker 1>There's all this shit here and they're soaking in the pop,
<v Speaker 1>the crowds, you know, loving them. They're super over Here,
<v Speaker 1>Triple AHZ takes the mic from Sean. Triple Ah of
<v Speaker 1>course has the Lemmy face hair here, which just looks ridiculous,
<v Speaker 1>and uh, Triple Ah says that are you ready? Shit?
<v Speaker 1>And he goes to do the dxpeel and he hesitates,
<v Speaker 1>and I'm guessing Sean was just late on the interruption here,
<v Speaker 1>and Uh, Sean takes the mic and says, I can't
<v Speaker 1>do this and I can't come out here and pretend
<v Speaker 1>that what I just saw didn't happen. So they run down,
<v Speaker 1>you know, he starts run down what happened here that
<v Speaker 1>Orton and Edge were doing shit, and then he starts
<v Speaker 1>going on a weird tangent. Here he says, for the
<v Speaker 1>last five years, Triple Hing myself, individually or collectively, have
<v Speaker 1>faced everybody. This company is put in front of us, good, bad, talented,
<v Speaker 1>and no talent. The ones I liked best are the
<v Speaker 1>futures of the WB or the Stars of tomorrow. And
<v Speaker 1>my favorite of all time is the greatest entering performer
<v Speaker 1>of his generation. I'm still waiting to face that guy.
<v Speaker 1>You want to know what all those guys have in
<v Speaker 1>common either they're no longer here, or they're jerking the
<v Speaker 1>curtain someplace.
<v Speaker 2>They're king and ring of honor, or even worse, like what.
<v Speaker 1>Where? What does this happen?
<v Speaker 2>Is?
<v Speaker 1>What is going on? Why?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? It felt like a random shot for sure, But
<v Speaker 2>I think I think, if you really want to turn
<v Speaker 2>it back around, I think really what it was trying
<v Speaker 2>to do was that Randy Orton at Edge are seen
<v Speaker 2>as the futures of the business, and they're seen as
<v Speaker 2>like the next guy's up. So what he's saying essentially
<v Speaker 2>is like he's sick of guys like Randy Orton in
<v Speaker 2>Edge coming in and like taking taking what they built
<v Speaker 2>and like taking it off their backs by attacking.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you know that makes sense? Okay, sure it that.
<v Speaker 1>I imagine that's more where it was. It definitely felt
<v Speaker 1>like there was some truth to what he was getting
<v Speaker 1>at though, Like sure, especially on a show with majority
<v Speaker 1>guys that they're calling the future the WWE. He says,
<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't know how to feel, but a
<v Speaker 1>couple of guys came along who appear to have a set,
<v Speaker 1>and this just goes on forever. He says. You jumped
<v Speaker 1>Rick Flair from behind you dragged his nearly lifeless body out,
<v Speaker 1>and the new set of wavos that you have seemed
<v Speaker 1>to grow even bigger, and then you managed to drop
<v Speaker 1>the X doing something that nobody's ever done, and that
<v Speaker 1>set grows bigger and bigger. Your balls are huge, gentlemen,
<v Speaker 1>you got some fat ass nuts boys.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I hate this segment and I hate this X.
<v Speaker 1>I like, I hate this fucking DX. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, dude, yeah, I mean like this is so it
<v Speaker 2>just does a disservice to what we just fucking saw.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Yeah, he keeps talking about how their balls keep
<v Speaker 1>getting bigger and bigger, and and the point of the
<v Speaker 1>thing is him saying that d X is going to
<v Speaker 1>take your balls and kick him down your throat. That
<v Speaker 1>was Sean's part of this. That was he fucking did
<v Speaker 1>all that just to get to there. And then we
<v Speaker 1>get to the Triple H part. I thought the Seawan
<v Speaker 1>part was bad. Triple H has fucking absolutely nothing to
<v Speaker 1>fucking say, like this is dog shit. First, he says, ah, well,
<v Speaker 1>you know, I thought we were gonna fly here to fight,
<v Speaker 1>but Edge Norton didn't show up. You know what happens.
<v Speaker 1>Double East infection is what I heard.
<v Speaker 2>He took Rick Flair and dragged him out as he
<v Speaker 2>was unconscious and bleeding all over the fucking place, dragged
<v Speaker 2>him to the side of the ring and then hit
<v Speaker 2>him and the top of his fucking skull with two
<v Speaker 2>chairs twice in a row, to the point where they
<v Speaker 2>had to get EMTs out to get him out of
<v Speaker 2>that fucking arena.
<v Speaker 1>He's gushing blood.
<v Speaker 2>I think they have a double use infection something does
<v Speaker 2>the frosted miniweds fucking man?
<v Speaker 1>Fuck? Yeah, So he fucking talks about this, and he says,
<v Speaker 1>you know, you know what happened to last guy that
<v Speaker 1>thought he had us in the palm of his hand.
<v Speaker 1>We beat him with a bloody pulp and shoved his
<v Speaker 1>head up big Show's ass. He says, we're not your
<v Speaker 1>regular group of guys. We got different sides. We're kind
<v Speaker 1>of like frosted mini weeds.
<v Speaker 2>Come, where's the pot, Miami fifteen frosteds?
<v Speaker 1>Hit the fuck.
<v Speaker 2>Who was frosted many weeds.
<v Speaker 1>He says, we got tow different sides, the frosted side
<v Speaker 1>where you get that sugary goodness, and Johnson's I like,
<v Speaker 1>I like the sugary side, so I'm not putting on
<v Speaker 1>a fucking like, that's what he did. I like the sugary.
<v Speaker 1>I like it to sugary side.
<v Speaker 2>Edge drags your boy out from behind the curtain. Hey,
<v Speaker 2>you're out here and you're talking about frosted miniwheat cereal.
<v Speaker 1>Well, don't worry, James, because there's there's the other side.
<v Speaker 1>There's the side that Edge and Orton are gonna get
<v Speaker 1>of the frost of mini wheat. You're not gonna get
<v Speaker 1>that sugary good side, James, You're gonna get the other side,
<v Speaker 1>which is the the two most ruthless bastards that ever
<v Speaker 1>step in this ring. Side. Welcome to the other side, boys,
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna beat your ass on Sunday.
<v Speaker 2>What So you got the frosted miniweeds where one side
<v Speaker 2>is the sugary goodness and the other side is the
<v Speaker 2>most ruthless bastards in the wwe the hell are you
<v Speaker 2>talking about?
<v Speaker 1>Like, you guys are fucking cooked? Man, What the hell
<v Speaker 1>is going on? What the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>I'll chalk it up to he just had some kids,
<v Speaker 2>probably you know, like they're asking to come to work.
<v Speaker 1>We got the super lean into the PG shit too, maybe,
<v Speaker 1>like but like they just they killed this guy.
<v Speaker 2>So that's where I was at too. That's where I
<v Speaker 2>was at too. I was like, oh, it must be
<v Speaker 2>like the PG thing. Obviously it's nerve, but I just
<v Speaker 2>watched Rick Flair get dragged out and killed and them.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, so not really.
<v Speaker 1>You guys just lost your kind of your fucking hutzpah.
<v Speaker 1>You guys just don't have it. You guys suck.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think they lost their fastball at some point.
<v Speaker 2>Sean still has his Singles fastball, He's still gonna have
<v Speaker 2>four matches, right, but uh, whatever this is together, they
<v Speaker 2>just don't have their fastball anymore.
<v Speaker 1>They told Triple she's gotta go to smack down to
<v Speaker 1>Russell coslof here soon, so he might be kind of mad.
<v Speaker 2>This did nothing for me.
<v Speaker 1>It actually fucking annoyed the shit out of me.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was actually kind of like annoyed that they
<v Speaker 2>had like such a good pre tape. Like my general
<v Speaker 2>thought on the pre tape is like, oh, nice man,
<v Speaker 2>Like this is a hot day ingle. I'm excited to
<v Speaker 2>see what comes next with this, and then like this
<v Speaker 2>promo was tough work. And then the they follow up
<v Speaker 2>on it later and it's just like, man, what the
<v Speaker 2>hell happened?
<v Speaker 1>Here it makes even less fucking sense. Yeah, God, they
<v Speaker 1>fucked this up every which way.
<v Speaker 2>Well, raw is brought to you by Code Name the Cleaner. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>King like forgets what he's saying halfway through.
<v Speaker 1>Here, trying to advertise you code Name the Cleaner, and uh,
<v Speaker 1>I mean he just had to see if the shittiest proever.
<v Speaker 1>He was probably super like, what the fuck happened here?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, he says, Code Name the Cleaner. It's in
<v Speaker 2>theaters January fifth.
<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, Kang, Well how about you try this,
<v Speaker 1>Kang fruity delicious, delicious, fruity fruity fruity skittles. Do you
<v Speaker 1>like skittles? I like this. I love this. Actually, I
<v Speaker 1>love row.
<v Speaker 2>We have a good show. We have a good show.
<v Speaker 1>I swear to god. Dude. Yeah, you're right, Kang. This
<v Speaker 1>is the peak of sports entertainment.
<v Speaker 2>Well, we have Molina versus Maria up next.
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, this has the most fucking fire of anything
<v Speaker 1>going tonight.
<v Speaker 2>There's a New Year's Revolution press conference tomorrow at noon.
<v Speaker 1>Kenny Dyks is going to be there.
<v Speaker 2>John Cena will be there. We have different Yeah. Right
<v Speaker 2>here she comes again like a medicine. Every step she takes.
<v Speaker 1>What was that? Was that nine or ten that had
<v Speaker 1>that on the menu?
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Man, what was it? It was the one where
<v Speaker 2>you could be in the ring. You could be in
<v Speaker 2>the ring doing the exhibition matches.
<v Speaker 1>I feel like that was, oh that's twenty ten then.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, I remember just doing the stupid exhibition matches
<v Speaker 2>in the ring in that song play well.
<v Speaker 1>It's always Evan Born in the ring for some reason,
<v Speaker 1>did his ass bill? Dude? Yeah? Melina? Uh. By the way,
<v Speaker 1>also when Melina was here, Jared says, emulating Shakira's pelvic thrust,
<v Speaker 1>and Jerry says, what we talking about? And they'd never
<v Speaker 1>go back to it.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I mean like the conversation was actually crazy. To rossays, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>imitating Shakira's pelvic thrust. Pelvic thrust. They sit there for
<v Speaker 2>a second. What were you talking about? What were we
<v Speaker 2>talking about? I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>Caring anyway, here comes Forria.
<v Speaker 2>So Victoria comes out and uh she goes to sit
<v Speaker 2>at commentary with a clipboard here.
<v Speaker 1>Yes she uh, she has a list of all the
<v Speaker 1>divas that she's beaten. But there's one blank name here
<v Speaker 1>that has a checkbox next to it, and we have
<v Speaker 1>not determined who that.
<v Speaker 2>Is yet, So uh, yeah, Maria hot starts on Malina
<v Speaker 2>here because obviously she slapped her earlier. Uh, Melina jackknife
<v Speaker 2>pins Maria, but I guess the bridge just collapses at
<v Speaker 2>some point during the pin. Yeah, so Malina just gets
<v Speaker 2>up and just pins her the long way and picks.
<v Speaker 1>High stacks her, which hopefully nobody else does a high
<v Speaker 1>stack finish tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Victoria does the headhole thing ring side.
<v Speaker 1>What she legit, stands up and does the creepy like
<v Speaker 1>Stevie Richard's things, but take set off doing it just right.
<v Speaker 1>Deck Sitcom. They are super confused. He's never seen this before.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Melina high stacks Maria and beats her after whatever
<v Speaker 2>the hell just happened cuts her inside. Victoria's doing the
<v Speaker 2>head thing, and he's looking at the finish of that match,
<v Speaker 2>and they turn the right. Victoria is taunt Spammy, What
<v Speaker 2>the hell is happening?
<v Speaker 1>Are you good? Victoria wasn't that mad ship? So Victoria
<v Speaker 1>does taunt Spam and she crazy. Oh she's crazy cash
<v Speaker 1>like from Duran taking the ring.
<v Speaker 2>No, okay, gang, she's she's still doing it.
<v Speaker 1>Okay. Victoria gets on the apron and Melina sees her
<v Speaker 1>and they're staring down and Victoria gets in the ring
<v Speaker 1>and they kind of face off. Then Victoria backs off
<v Speaker 1>and gets out of the ring. Malina leaves on the
<v Speaker 1>other side, like ramp side. Then Victoria snaps and runs
<v Speaker 1>over and grabs Lily and Garcia by her head and
<v Speaker 1>drags her into the ring. What the fuck, gang, she's
<v Speaker 1>crazy shit? Okay, all right, how much do my job?
<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna tell for anybody, cag.
<v Speaker 2>Shut up.
<v Speaker 1>Well, that Victoria thing really set them off.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Victoria goes to hit the Widow's Peak, but Mickey
<v Speaker 2>James runs in and makes the save and they have
<v Speaker 2>a match at the pay per view.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's right, women's title match at the pay per view. Uh, Mickey,
<v Speaker 1>you know, fired off some shots on Victoria. Victoria Victoria,
<v Speaker 1>and uh Victoria was able to powder out of there
<v Speaker 1>before Mickey did too much damage.
<v Speaker 2>It shows a video of the Tribute to the Troops
<v Speaker 2>with what I assume is dub music. I imagine they had
<v Speaker 2>like Creed playing here crazy.
<v Speaker 3>I think it was Google Dolls Goo Goo dolls. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. They show uh yeah, you said, Tribute to the
<v Speaker 1>Troops and uh put everyone on a big ass aircraft
<v Speaker 1>and flew their ass to Iraq and Arvid said, who, No,
<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing that.
<v Speaker 2>Punk was there?
<v Speaker 1>He was, yeah, he was.
<v Speaker 2>So you have Rick flairing Carlito versus Kenny Dykscher and
<v Speaker 2>Chris Masters, Like, what the.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck are we doing? Man? Like, what the fuck are
<v Speaker 1>we doing here? Are you fucking serious?
<v Speaker 2>Just four young studs. Tory Wilson is with Carlito, by
<v Speaker 2>the way.
<v Speaker 1>That's true. And they talk about Jerri says, oh, Tory
<v Speaker 1>told me she has no tan lines.
<v Speaker 2>What well, Carlito, Rick Flair, and Tory Wilson are all
<v Speaker 2>wearing matching colors. I thought that was fun.
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, that's that's nice. That's at least they give
<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a fuck about this place. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Kenny Dykster is from Worcester, mass by the way. Really yeah,
<v Speaker 1>yeah he is, and uh they announce him from it
<v Speaker 1>and Jerry says, oh, now Kenny has a last name,
<v Speaker 1>and now he has a hometown, and Lala says, always
<v Speaker 1>the future wrestling, Hey, man, we do what are we doing?
<v Speaker 1>What do we doing here?
<v Speaker 2>I gotta say. Chris Masters is over with me. I
<v Speaker 2>like the entrance and he's he's the masterlined challenge to me.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's an iconic part of of this era.
<v Speaker 1>I bought into it. I was all about, like, that's
<v Speaker 1>a finisher.
<v Speaker 2>I love his whole interest, like the stone statue. And
<v Speaker 2>then it cross fades into him doing the Thinker talent
<v Speaker 2>on the ramp like it's it's legit all time. It's
<v Speaker 2>Pyro timed up with his flexing.
<v Speaker 1>It's true.
<v Speaker 2>And the song and the Master's logo is just the
<v Speaker 2>letter M with muscles.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, it's him doing the Master loge as the M.
<v Speaker 2>It's all that works with me. Like, that's a good deal.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, sadly not good enough for these guys.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I saw someone break out of his whole deal earlier.
<v Speaker 1>That's anyone. Anyone that loses to it now really should
<v Speaker 1>just get fucking fired. Well.
<v Speaker 2>Rick Flair goes to lock in the figure four on
<v Speaker 2>Chris Masters early here, but Katie breaks it up.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's like RC earlier. This is KD. This is
<v Speaker 1>KD everyone, of course. I mean, you know what's gotta
<v Speaker 1>try something? Here is the future of restling.
<v Speaker 2>We go to commercial and come back and Chris Masters
<v Speaker 2>is stretching out Carlito.
<v Speaker 1>If you want some heat. Boil boy, do we got
<v Speaker 1>a lot of heat for a year this match?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean they went for a while. There was
<v Speaker 2>a good hope here though, where the ref is attracted
<v Speaker 2>by Flair trying to tell him about the other team cheating.
<v Speaker 2>Then Carlito starts fighting back and they cut him off again.
<v Speaker 2>That was good.
<v Speaker 1>There is there actually is some good stuff here. It's
<v Speaker 1>just not I don't know. For all the matches that
<v Speaker 1>I thought we good time, this was not one of them,
<v Speaker 1>and like I wasn't ready for Maybe I just wasn't
<v Speaker 1>ready for this to go fucking long.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Carlito hits a springboard back elbow for a double down.
<v Speaker 2>Here Kde stops the hot tag by rushing the ring
<v Speaker 2>and hitting Flare off the apron, then throwing him into
<v Speaker 2>the steps.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, he fucking again. Like you said, dude, I still
<v Speaker 1>also couldn't get it out of my brain that Flare.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it was like weeks ago whatever that they
<v Speaker 1>killed Flair the first time, so you know there's been time,
<v Speaker 1>but damn like it might probably maybe write him out
<v Speaker 1>maybe for just a little bit. He doesn't have to
<v Speaker 1>do Right now.
<v Speaker 2>Chris Masters is in the ring and he's looking for
<v Speaker 2>Kevin Feederline's master lock. Lock him fucked, lock him up.
<v Speaker 2>That's what it taken over the top is Chris Masters
<v Speaker 2>has like a little catch phrase like that, Yeah up.
<v Speaker 1>Damn, that would have been fucking hot.
<v Speaker 2>Actually, Chris Masters comes into WWE today with the master
<v Speaker 2>lock and a catch phrase, lock him up. You're beating
<v Speaker 2>Cody Rhoades for the w W title at WrestleMania sixteen
<v Speaker 2>or whatever the fuck when they're on now. Yeah, So
<v Speaker 2>Masters locks in the master lock and Carlito is fading.
<v Speaker 1>He's done. He's a fucking top guy. Moved this. Nobody
<v Speaker 1>breaks out of us, Are you kidding me? So?
<v Speaker 2>Rick Flair comes from behind and chot blocks him and
<v Speaker 2>breaks up the master lock.
<v Speaker 1>Had a fucking cheat to stop this fucking locomotive trade.
<v Speaker 2>KD misses a splash in the corner and flare hot
<v Speaker 2>tags in. He chops the shit out of KD.
<v Speaker 1>Here, dude, he is laying them in on this fucking
<v Speaker 1>dude over and over again. I mean, you know, we've
<v Speaker 1>watched a lot of Flair. Uh, this might be up
<v Speaker 1>there with how many times I've seen him chop somebody
<v Speaker 1>this hard.
<v Speaker 2>He's trying to test him. You know, see if he's
<v Speaker 2>really the future of this biz or not.
<v Speaker 1>He's not.
<v Speaker 2>Huh, he's not the future of this business.
<v Speaker 1>Shocking glee.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the future of the business. On the apron, that's
<v Speaker 2>Chris Masters over there, that's the Master Lock. Chris Master Lock,
<v Speaker 2>lock him up.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, you're right, it would be overwhele, it.
<v Speaker 2>Would be over. Like there'd be signs all over the
<v Speaker 2>arena with the lock lock them up.
<v Speaker 1>There's still time, like it doesn't like someone else could
<v Speaker 1>just take this.
<v Speaker 2>Isn't he in the NWA or something.
<v Speaker 1>He's sexy? Jesus, Now we're over that.
<v Speaker 2>No, come on, Chris, just bring back the Master lot
<v Speaker 2>and when you go to do it, they lock them up.
<v Speaker 2>And then when you do the pros, you have to say,
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna put them in the Master Lock Challenge. You
<v Speaker 2>have to look out of the crowd and we're gonna
<v Speaker 2>lock them up.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that last part definitely should be in there
<v Speaker 1>for sure.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So Flaire chops him down. He gives them a
<v Speaker 2>mean chop off an Irish whip here. Flair is great.
<v Speaker 2>He was great pretty much throughout the entirety of the
<v Speaker 2>stuff we watch from his later WW run from when
<v Speaker 2>WCW died to his retirement, first retirement, second or third
<v Speaker 2>out on against Sean Michaels.
<v Speaker 1>Really up to the Flair fol leave TNA match.
<v Speaker 2>Which was fantastic to Yea, Claire's just a great wrestler.
<v Speaker 2>Flair goes to the figure four here, but Masters lines them,
<v Speaker 2>then Carlito lines him, and now Chris Masters and Carlito
<v Speaker 2>fight out of the arena. This leaves spot in the
<v Speaker 2>ring here for Katie to go for the figure four.
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know he's gonna fucking take that move. You know,
<v Speaker 1>he's the next guy up, he's the new nature Boy,
<v Speaker 1>so he's gonna do the figure four, but Flair boots
<v Speaker 1>his ass into the buckle.
<v Speaker 2>Flair pushed him off and said that's for the miss.
<v Speaker 1>Not yet.
<v Speaker 4>There's only white guy that's taking my move. My guy
<v Speaker 4>on SmackDown, Missilian. You save a bitch, You do the balls,
<v Speaker 4>and you do a move.
<v Speaker 2>So Rick Flair goes to grab Kenny Dykstrap, but Kenny
<v Speaker 2>Dykstra double legs him and uses his feet on the
<v Speaker 2>ropes and he pins Rick Flair.
<v Speaker 1>Well high stack pin. Haven't seen that tonight yet.
<v Speaker 2>And Rick Flair gets a mic and says, you son
<v Speaker 2>of a bitch, piece of shit.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, fucking bastard, bitch.
<v Speaker 2>You want my respect, you want respect of these people.
<v Speaker 2>You get your ass back in this fucking ring.
<v Speaker 1>You got here and keep this going. Flair wanted Kenny
<v Speaker 1>Duckter to come back out and what restart the match?
<v Speaker 1>Coach is the fucking boss here or Vince. There's a
<v Speaker 1>lot of bosses on this show. I'm not too sure
<v Speaker 1>who's a charge.
<v Speaker 2>Well, it doesn't matter because Randy Orton and Edge show up.
<v Speaker 1>Randy ortonhead show up Orton or they jump the rail. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Flair is distracted by Edge, Orton is behind him, and
<v Speaker 1>Orton RKO's Flair and then Orton Edge take their time,
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, Okay, we're gonna milk this because
<v Speaker 1>d X is gonna come make the big pop save
<v Speaker 1>here and everyone's gonna be happy and we're gonna do
<v Speaker 1>a little face off for the pay per view. So
<v Speaker 1>Edge and Orton take their time. They go over, they
<v Speaker 1>throw the timekeeper down, they dap up, they get some chairs.
<v Speaker 1>They take forever to get into the ring. Orton puts
<v Speaker 1>Flair face first down on the chair and Edge is
<v Speaker 1>ready to con scare to him. I'm like, all right,
<v Speaker 1>here comes dx's music. They're gonna hit the ring, all right.
<v Speaker 1>So I'm watching and Edge is pulling that chair back.
<v Speaker 1>It's going back, and I'm like, all right, any minute now,
<v Speaker 1>and then concertos Rick Flair, what the fuck is going on?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? What shure really happened here? Is?
<v Speaker 1>Uh? You know?
<v Speaker 2>Actually you know, I guess what happens at the pay
<v Speaker 2>per view?
<v Speaker 1>Uh Orton and Edge win and by no contest though
<v Speaker 1>because Triple ahge gets hurt.
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh he gets like shoot her in the match.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah he tears his quad.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck yeah, maybe maybe Triple Ah is hurt. Maybe he's
<v Speaker 2>already hurt going into this and he knows.
<v Speaker 1>There's there's a shot. Yeah, there's a shot. I don't know. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if the match like ends like because
<v Speaker 1>he gets hurt or like what exactly happens here, But yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he's a no contest on the match. That's all Triple
<v Speaker 1>Ah stuffer a legitimate torn right quadrucep muscle. And then
<v Speaker 1>yeah they fucking going to just do stuff with Sean.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean my first thought here was like Edge
<v Speaker 2>lifts the chair up, the music hits, right, we get
<v Speaker 2>some deal, even if they're gonna chicken shit, they just
<v Speaker 2>run out of the arena, whatever the case is, and
<v Speaker 2>you just get that stare down or something where they're
<v Speaker 2>in the crowd and then like they're looking at Triple
<v Speaker 2>H and HBK. But yeah, they already kind of did
<v Speaker 2>the Rick Flair thing, so it's like kind of revisiting
<v Speaker 2>the Rick Flair thing and doing the concerto again. I'm
<v Speaker 2>gonna guess that if Triple H didn't tear his squad
<v Speaker 2>in the pay per view match. I haven't watched the
<v Speaker 2>Bayview match, so I don't know what exactly happens, but
<v Speaker 2>I would assume Rick Flair would have something to do
<v Speaker 2>with that match at some juncture. I mean, unless they're
<v Speaker 2>doing a thing where he's hurt again and like he
<v Speaker 2>got laid out, so like he you know, can't be
<v Speaker 2>a part of it, but like after getting destroyed multiple times,
<v Speaker 2>like Rick Flair should have some say into what happens
<v Speaker 2>in this match. But yeah, just weird. It just felt weird.
<v Speaker 1>It did feel weird. It just I don't know it again,
<v Speaker 1>you know, hindsight's twenty twenty, right, but just seems odd.
<v Speaker 1>Flair also does still just wrestle at the at the
<v Speaker 1>pay per view too, so like concerto doesn't really mean dig.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right, yeah, I mean they ran through a
<v Speaker 2>bunch of them in a row.
<v Speaker 1>Kenny Detro just beats Flair and Flair doesn't do anything
<v Speaker 1>with rated RKO after this either.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, weird deal. I don't know what. So we get
<v Speaker 2>the New Year's Revolution card breakdown here, we have d
<v Speaker 2>X versus raid ar Ko for the tag titles. We
<v Speaker 2>have Jeff Hardy versus Johnny Nitro for the icy title
<v Speaker 2>in a steel cage.
<v Speaker 1>I wonder how that was. That sounds good.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the steel cage kind of threw me off a
<v Speaker 2>little bit because like, why, Yeah, I was watching this
<v Speaker 2>show in particular, and it didn't seem like Jeff Hardy
<v Speaker 2>and Johnny Nitro had much heat.
<v Speaker 1>No. I'm assuming maybe there's a piece of that that
<v Speaker 1>we missed, that something happened and there was a need
<v Speaker 1>for a cage, or they just saw Jeff Hardy and
<v Speaker 1>Nitro and said we need a gimmick on the show.
<v Speaker 1>I put these guys in cage on and flip.
<v Speaker 2>Off of it. I mean probably was sweet. I mean
<v Speaker 2>it probably is doub We have Carlito versus Chris Masters.
<v Speaker 2>We have Mickey James versus Victoria for the women's title.
<v Speaker 2>We have Rick Flair versus Kenney Dyke Shtra, and we
<v Speaker 2>have John Cena versus Umaga for the WBE title. John
<v Speaker 2>Cena and Numaga sounds dope, you know what I mean.
<v Speaker 2>We've watched a few of their matches. They have a
<v Speaker 2>great chemistry.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I think they run this for a little
<v Speaker 1>bit still here at least an they definitely still run
<v Speaker 1>this still the rumble and I don't remember if the rumbles,
<v Speaker 1>the last man's standing or or what have you. But yeah, no,
<v Speaker 1>I always enjoyed Sena and Oumaga together. It was physical
<v Speaker 1>and usually some blood, so I was a fan of that.
<v Speaker 2>So the tag team, the four man tag team of Umaga,
<v Speaker 2>Armando Estrada, Johnny Nitro, and Jonathan Coachman are walking to
<v Speaker 2>the ring together like.
<v Speaker 1>This is just nutsmid yeah, like fucking getting themselves fired
<v Speaker 1>up for this main event match. The boys are are
<v Speaker 1>coming through. Coach has a Sena shirt on with an
<v Speaker 1>X on it. Uh hell yeah, man, I'm trying to
<v Speaker 1>get some I'm staying tuned in for.
<v Speaker 2>This Kevin fetterline town Hall comes up next. Yep, Kevin
<v Speaker 2>fair Line comes out here. He's got the shirt on backwards.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I was gonna say, is his shirt
<v Speaker 1>inside out?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah it is.
<v Speaker 1>He must have been wearing some kind of brand shirt
<v Speaker 1>and they said he can't do that. Yeah, so turn
<v Speaker 1>that ship inside out. And he says, I'm gonna I'm
<v Speaker 1>gonna take a seat over here on the side of
<v Speaker 1>the stage, which is commentary side, and watch SNA get
<v Speaker 1>his ass beat again, and Seena, I can see you,
<v Speaker 1>but you can't see me. That's crazy to shay there, Kevin,
<v Speaker 1>that's crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, fuck you, man, you can't say that. That's John
<v Speaker 2>Cena's whole thing.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, well I just took Chris Master. Shit, I'm
<v Speaker 1>taking seen this ship. I'm gonna take your spot next.
<v Speaker 5>The world is watching me, watching me, dude, I'm the
<v Speaker 5>coach with these song man something else.
<v Speaker 2>Man.
<v Speaker 1>I love this funk, dude, I love this watch this
<v Speaker 1>was my universe motion. He's made a WrestleMania theme.
<v Speaker 2>I mean it's a fucking good theme song. It dat
<v Speaker 2>for some reason. I always that freako.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, it's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's funny as shit.
<v Speaker 1>I I love it. And yeah, Coach comes out. Johnny
<v Speaker 1>Nitro comes out, and Kate Fedn says, that's my boy.
<v Speaker 1>He didn't say that about Coach though, He's all he
<v Speaker 1>funks of Johnny Nitro.
<v Speaker 2>You must not heard the theme song very well.
<v Speaker 1>Uh, And of course Armando and Omaga come out, and
<v Speaker 1>then Sena his music is playing and everyone, you know,
<v Speaker 1>trying to be quiet hear the pop and Kevin Federlin
<v Speaker 1>does not understand that part, so he's just talking overseen
<v Speaker 1>his entrance, he says, already whooped his answer earlier.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So John Cena and Umaga start hot in the
<v Speaker 2>ring here, firing off. Yeah. I mean, like I was
<v Speaker 2>happy that we got John Cena Umaga together at least
<v Speaker 2>for a second on this raw. I mean even just
<v Speaker 2>from the little bit here they touched just a little
<v Speaker 2>bit in this match before the pay per view. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>it's just electric, man. They just come together and they
<v Speaker 2>just have something.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, it entirely works. Yeah. Like Umaga again, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>he's I gotta you know, well, you know, we'll obviously
<v Speaker 1>there's more matches talk about here, but Omaga is a
<v Speaker 1>guy that I'm really surprised they didn't give like a
<v Speaker 1>SmackDown World title run too.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like I'd have to really think about it
<v Speaker 2>and really like put pen to paper on some stuff.
<v Speaker 2>But like, outside of see Him Punk, I think Umaga
<v Speaker 2>might be John Cena's best opponent he ever had.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, they always had money, right, Like he's got to
<v Speaker 1>be in a discussion at least.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I definitely think he's up there. Like I love
<v Speaker 2>the punk matches that Sina had, Like that was just
<v Speaker 2>a very special time. But I'd probably also put the
<v Speaker 2>Umaga matches right up there with those matches.
<v Speaker 1>Especially in terms of how many matches they probably had
<v Speaker 1>against each other. Like I don't know, you know, because
<v Speaker 1>I imagine a lot of people say Edge right Edge
<v Speaker 1>and Sina, but they had a lot of fucking matches
<v Speaker 1>and I enjoyed them. But like in terms of how
<v Speaker 1>short of a you know, how short of a time
<v Speaker 1>they were married to each other, Yeah, they fucking always delivered.
<v Speaker 2>Sena shit cans Umaga and then Johnny Nitro comes in,
<v Speaker 2>he gets hit with some lines and a Fisherman's soup plex.
<v Speaker 2>Uh Umaga gets back in, he hits a samo and
<v Speaker 2>drop on John Cena. Uh Umaga tries to drop his
<v Speaker 2>ass on Sena in the corner, but he gets his
<v Speaker 2>knees up.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Armando was telling him get up there, and Umaga
<v Speaker 1>wasn't really you know, into the idea, but he said,
<v Speaker 1>oh listen. He jumps off the second and scene. He
<v Speaker 1>gets knees up and right to the balls.
<v Speaker 2>Sina then shit cans every single person on the other
<v Speaker 2>team off the apron and punches the shit out of coachman,
<v Speaker 2>just decks of dude.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, earlier when night Nitro had like got
<v Speaker 1>on top of scene and he was sitting with some
<v Speaker 1>forearms and they were making some noise and then Sena,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it was a lower receiver, maybe
<v Speaker 1>I was looking into him, but Seena gets up and
<v Speaker 1>clotheslines him right in his fucking face. It was it
<v Speaker 1>was right before the fisherman sup flex I was like, oh,
<v Speaker 1>hell yeah, Seenah's got some juice in them.
<v Speaker 2>The main event, kid, you gotta learn how to work it.
<v Speaker 1>One day in Jing your name.
<v Speaker 2>So Sina locks in the STFU on Umaga, but Armando
<v Speaker 2>Astrona comes in with the chair. Uh. Sina kicks them,
<v Speaker 2>grabs the chair and then proceeds to hit two unprotected
<v Speaker 2>shots right to Umaga's head.
<v Speaker 1>Umaga doesn't even like think about putting his hands up.
<v Speaker 1>He takes these right on his skull. The chair bends crazy. Sina,
<v Speaker 1>by the way, loses by just qualification.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I mean, like that is so good, like him
<v Speaker 2>taking the shots to the head, the first one not
<v Speaker 2>knocking them down, the second one only getting them out
<v Speaker 2>of the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it reminded me when the Hearties did that to Brock,
<v Speaker 1>and Brock was taking them. They were full fucking shots
<v Speaker 1>and then he just went to the flo reminded me
<v Speaker 1>of that too, dude. Those were gnarly and this was
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Sina gave it to him here they I
<v Speaker 1>mean they were putting him over a huge here. He
<v Speaker 1>had him in the STFU and they were like, oh,
<v Speaker 1>Umaga's never tapped out, he's never been beat which I
<v Speaker 1>didn't realize that Umaga was undefeated here. I was like, oh,
<v Speaker 1>this is this is fucking great. I wished there was
<v Speaker 1>a lot more of this on the show than really
<v Speaker 1>everything else that I got.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love the way they put that, like he's undefeated,
<v Speaker 2>and uh, you know, being undefeated makes him the rightful
<v Speaker 2>number one contender for the w W w E title.
<v Speaker 2>It's WWF WWE title. Yeah, No, that's dope, dude, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>good ship. Here Sena hits the fu on Nitro and
<v Speaker 2>that leaves Sena and Jonathan Coachman.
<v Speaker 1>In the oh shit, and then Sina hits him with
<v Speaker 1>the fu.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Sina hits the fu on Coachman. Sina then
<v Speaker 2>runs out and grabs Kevin federline and throws his ass
<v Speaker 2>in the ring too. It's time to get my heat back.
<v Speaker 1>Immediately, like he isn't even finished doing the F you
<v Speaker 1>to coach and he's already sprinting out of the ring
<v Speaker 1>to go snatch Kevin Feder line up from commentary, and
<v Speaker 1>he throws him back into the ring, picks him up
<v Speaker 1>with the greatest of ease, and hits him with an
<v Speaker 1>fu as well.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd is going nuts. Man and Sina stands tall
<v Speaker 2>as Umaga and Armando Estrada watch from the ramp.
<v Speaker 1>They do this end thing here where Sina is doing
<v Speaker 1>different poses with the belt and staring at Omaga and
<v Speaker 1>Omaga is staring back at him. They do this for
<v Speaker 1>five whole minutes here they started. Then they show a
<v Speaker 1>replay of what happened at the end and then there's
<v Speaker 1>two minutes at the end of the show where Sina
<v Speaker 1>and Omaga just have to keep taunting at each other
<v Speaker 1>until the show goes off the air.
<v Speaker 2>Twing to get some b roll.
<v Speaker 1>It reminded me, do you remember that time that they
<v Speaker 1>had Bischoff like fuck up Sena or something or he
<v Speaker 1>did something and he was holding a debute title and
<v Speaker 1>it went forever like it wasn't it was close to that.
<v Speaker 1>It was close to that, but yeah, I was like, fuck,
<v Speaker 1>just take it off the Boddy air. Yeah, So that
<v Speaker 1>was that was it. Fucking This was two thousand and seven. Huh.
<v Speaker 2>Tough year, man, tough year for the WWE. I mean
<v Speaker 2>they had some high points here, like John Cena and
<v Speaker 2>Umaga obviously of course was definitely I mean absolutely one
<v Speaker 2>of them. But yeah, I mean there was just a
<v Speaker 2>lot of like I think there was a lot of
<v Speaker 2>lethargic booking is the easiest way to say it, Like
<v Speaker 2>with just pretty much the whole show just we don't
<v Speaker 2>really have to put our foot in it, so we're
<v Speaker 2>not going to you.
<v Speaker 1>Know, they're definitely struggling to find the next guys up to. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>so that's you know, kind of hurting how the flow
<v Speaker 1>of the show goes, because it doesn't feel like they
<v Speaker 1>really have faith in anybody other than the guys that
<v Speaker 1>are already made. Yeah right, well that is it for
<v Speaker 1>WWE Monday Night. We're all January first, two thousand and seven,
<v Speaker 1>and now it's time for the main event.
<v Speaker 2>Let's read some fucking names, all right, let's get into
<v Speaker 2>the main event here the Patreon segment of names.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, wow, you always throw a curveball at me
<v Speaker 1>when we get into this one. I never know what
<v Speaker 1>your crazy ass is gonna say.
<v Speaker 2>Starting in the five dollars tier. Did you expect that?
<v Speaker 1>Wow? It never ends?
<v Speaker 2>Johnny Fears Charles E Cheese?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, great, Okay, this is already off to a
<v Speaker 1>fucking fantastic start.
<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Would you ever go back to a Chuck
<v Speaker 2>E Cheese?
<v Speaker 1>You think, dude, there's a Chuck E Cheese in the
<v Speaker 1>mall near me, like they have like mall chucky cheeses now,
<v Speaker 1>and I passed by it all the time, and I
<v Speaker 1>give it a stare.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I remember the pizza being good when I
<v Speaker 2>was young.
<v Speaker 1>You remember a lot of things being good when you
<v Speaker 1>were young, and then you grew up and realized you
<v Speaker 1>were wrong.
<v Speaker 2>I assume that's how a lot of people felt about
<v Speaker 2>this two thousand and.
<v Speaker 1>Seven or aw. They loved it. They thought it was
<v Speaker 1>fucking good. Kenny Dyksher was a guy for sure, someone
<v Speaker 1>was definitely on team KD.
<v Speaker 2>Edward Guzman Hyabusa Tun you're in zero one getting no pop?
<v Speaker 1>Oh, come on, no pop. He's in a tough spot. Man.
<v Speaker 1>Like if they add Stone Cold number two come out
<v Speaker 1>on Raw this week, I probably get a decent Popacks.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Sean w C, Michael s Bejon Kukiki, Nick Ballard, Malachi Tokovic, Craig,
<v Speaker 2>Mike Chapel, Roon is a real dick, Doug cot john S,
<v Speaker 2>Dark Graham Couch until Underscore Dusk, Do you smell You
<v Speaker 2>Smell the rock? He is cooking candy.
<v Speaker 1>Ass Oh, that's a sweet treat.
<v Speaker 2>APA big show hitting the clothes line from will Ah.
<v Speaker 1>That's kind of cool. That's like a fucking Radar ko deal.
<v Speaker 2>Zan Ben Murkett Lude sound V two ten dollars, Tier
<v Speaker 2>Antonio Salazar, Hoyce Gracie.
<v Speaker 1>No, fuck you, Gracie.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck the Blue Jays, fuck the Red Sox, fuck the Dodgers.
<v Speaker 2>Braves are Okay, let's go Yankees and you can yank
<v Speaker 2>on these nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're not really a baseball podcast here, so I
<v Speaker 1>don't really understand the reference.
<v Speaker 2>Really, the Braves are okay, so okay, in fact, that
<v Speaker 2>they are one of the top five teams in the
<v Speaker 2>entire league.
<v Speaker 1>I just, I mean, unbelievable, guys. Yeah, I just don't
<v Speaker 1>really understand what we're talking now.
<v Speaker 2>Last season, when the Braves were losing and losing, and
<v Speaker 2>when just when you thought that the losing couldn't get worse,
<v Speaker 2>they lost again, I came on this pod and I
<v Speaker 2>still talked about baseball every single week. So now it's
<v Speaker 2>time for you to knuckle up and take your shitty
<v Speaker 2>fucking team and watch your season.
<v Speaker 1>They are, they have been thus far, a shitty fucking team.
<v Speaker 1>In fact, they are one of the shittiest teams. The
<v Speaker 1>only reason that they're not the shittiest team is because
<v Speaker 1>the Mets exist.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that is fucking funny.
<v Speaker 1>And what a horrible, horrible team. I mean, the Red
<v Speaker 1>Sox are doing better than the Mets like this is
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we're really bottom of the barrel. I don't
<v Speaker 1>know what's going on. I don't know what's going on
<v Speaker 1>our pitching. When the hitten is hitting, the pitching is not.
<v Speaker 1>And when the pitches are great, the hitting's not. We
<v Speaker 1>can't really find the mojo here. Everyone just needs to
<v Speaker 1>fucking figure it out. All Star break is soon, so
<v Speaker 1>I'm hoping maybe we get some raw raw after that,
<v Speaker 1>you know the boys takes. Yeah, you know, we're coming
<v Speaker 1>off there on the All Star break.
<v Speaker 2>We got like fifty more days, so they all start, Oh.
<v Speaker 1>We got you know, it's right around the corner of
<v Speaker 1>the All Star break. And then August is when it
<v Speaker 1>really all matters, and and and our record by August
<v Speaker 1>will surely be over five hundred.
<v Speaker 2>Bro thought he was gonna win the NL East this
<v Speaker 2>year with auto kemp and left field.
<v Speaker 1>I don't camp got sent just he just got sent
<v Speaker 1>back to Triple A. We got fucking Felix on our team.
<v Speaker 2>Now, Oh raise Felix.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He just got called up
<v Speaker 1>and he hit a home run in his first game,
<v Speaker 1>and then he did yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Well that's true.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, listen, It's just it's a hard start. Okay. It's
<v Speaker 1>like the underdog story that everyone's been looking for. The
<v Speaker 1>Philadelphia Phillies are the underdog team of the Nation.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what sucks really with your lineup is if you
<v Speaker 2>don't hit within the three first if you don't hit
<v Speaker 2>in the first like three batters, your fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well we leave it. You know, Trade Turner has
<v Speaker 1>his moments. Kyle will hit something and he's not running,
<v Speaker 1>so like hopefully he you.
<v Speaker 2>Know, your first three batters on your lineup costs more
<v Speaker 2>than my entire team. Just say.
<v Speaker 1>You know, Bryce Harper is always swinging at the first
<v Speaker 1>and second pitch, so that's two outspie default, and then
<v Speaker 1>you gotta hope for the best on the third and.
<v Speaker 2>Then he's got he's got exit velocity boost when he's
<v Speaker 2>down two.
<v Speaker 1>Pitches, sadly never taking advantage of it, you know, but
<v Speaker 1>you know we will, uh, and we don't have to
<v Speaker 1>talk about our series. I mean that was a warm
<v Speaker 1>up series absolutely, oh just and like practice series. The
<v Speaker 1>real series is gonna you know, we'll talk about that
<v Speaker 1>next week, which the Phillies will.
<v Speaker 2>Win, dude, I mean we swept the Phillies like it
<v Speaker 2>was nothing, like just took a game from us.
<v Speaker 1>We were at your home, we.
<v Speaker 2>Were at Citizen Bank Park at your house.
<v Speaker 1>We lose, dude, this season we lose the most at
<v Speaker 1>our house. We actually do better away, which is why
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna win the next series.
<v Speaker 2>You faced the N East leaders and you put Auto
<v Speaker 2>Kemp in the left field. You are nuts.
<v Speaker 1>I don't make the decisions. I just watched the games.
<v Speaker 2>M Luna, Phil Waller in General, Miguel Ortiz, Philip Griffith,
<v Speaker 2>Griffin Green, give me a pork roll, egg and case
<v Speaker 2>on a Kaiser, Richard bun.
<v Speaker 1>Me and Gen's gonna sue you for whatever the fuck
<v Speaker 1>that just was.
<v Speaker 2>Jacob Foster, Scott Kramer, look at my man buff bagwell
<v Speaker 2>with the lips.
<v Speaker 1>That's what Vince was trying to get at on this episode.
<v Speaker 2>Michael s the Silent Night Swampman, Sam Inks Monster for
<v Speaker 2>twenty McKenna Middlebrook, No yay, Eric Sheldon WCW Crush Hour
<v Speaker 2>with Mike Awesome's seventies bus and his special move is
<v Speaker 2>launching the natural Born Thrillers like a catapult at the
<v Speaker 2>at the w at the Wad, Jackson Zuber, Cody Diego,
<v Speaker 2>Molina All Dick Al Wilson.
<v Speaker 1>I mean he got Don Marie.
<v Speaker 2>Good for him, Oscar Timbalay giving mel Yamasha the god
<v Speaker 2>run in pro wrestling sim give her all the fucking belts.
<v Speaker 2>Did you know? Do you realize? Do you realize something?
<v Speaker 2>The Rock has a new chip Dip. It's called Dip
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<v Speaker 2>Nike Alonzo, the ogre iiO of jacking off, Doctor Mantis,
<v Speaker 2>Toboggan m D. Yeah, you're a real doctor. He's a
<v Speaker 2>real Toboggan, totally the real Poodie Pie Tyler James tied
<v Speaker 2>to the soft five Shotgun chair Rick to blow his
<v Speaker 2>shit smooth off. If you can't sit through stupor starring
<v Speaker 2>Dave Bastita, that motherfucker is not real.
<v Speaker 1>James would watch it if he could find it or
<v Speaker 1>knew what it was.
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<v Speaker 1>That's gonna say. There's a lot of AliOS on the
<v Speaker 1>fucking Patriary lately, but that one's nuts. Your last name
<v Speaker 1>is dog Penis.
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<v Speaker 2>Greg mud Bray to Jerry The long Way, Look.
<v Speaker 1>At my mate to Jerry in the long Way.
<v Speaker 2>Andrew ref Schneider top Rope, Shattered Dreams, Huge Pop.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, how the fuck is that? That'd be insane?
<v Speaker 2>You're calling your spot too.
<v Speaker 1>I like it. Oh maybe like what if like RVD
<v Speaker 1>went for split Leg Moon Salt and they cut him off,
<v Speaker 1>so he just sit up there and you just run
<v Speaker 1>up and kick him with the balls.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean you can move his legs out like
<v Speaker 2>you were doing like the Brainbuster, right, and then just
<v Speaker 2>on headfirst and big boot balls.
<v Speaker 1>Guess yeah, you know what? Yeah, I think we got
<v Speaker 1>something here.
<v Speaker 2>Paul Watson stealed shield. Jared Hughes the Consortium was me.
<v Speaker 1>It was not kidding. Texture, he sucks ass.
<v Speaker 2>Brandon Bethune Morgan, Emma Glenn, Jake Rossini, Bright, Cody harry Son,
<v Speaker 2>Frank Segura, Justin Smith. Before I watched the Saws movies
<v Speaker 2>for the first time, let me see this new episode
<v Speaker 2>of Deadlock that definitely has no spoilers.
<v Speaker 1>Why would it?
<v Speaker 2>Why would it? Is a great answer. B. M. Chills Taylor,
<v Speaker 2>just kill big Abe Lincoln guy on the penny call me.
<v Speaker 2>John E.
<v Speaker 1>Wilkes book really helped me out there.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck the Phillies, Fuck the Braves. Whoa, let's go Red
<v Speaker 2>Sox man. I hate to tell you, buddy, some are
<v Speaker 2>calling the Red Sox the fucking al Phillies.
<v Speaker 1>Can you stop? I'm going to I'm taking a devit
<v Speaker 1>my parents to see the Socks versus the Phillies. Uh
<v Speaker 1>in the Gamma who can't care less?
<v Speaker 2>They have a mint off Scott Hall with Rhino would.
<v Speaker 1>Be like you want to gor, I'm not losing of
<v Speaker 1>that ship. Y.
<v Speaker 2>You gotta be kidding me. You're a.
<v Speaker 1>You can't even spell.
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<v Speaker 2>Miguel educated Marine Colt saying, what's up you sandwiches? Like
<v Speaker 2>macho tea, let's.
<v Speaker 1>Up you sandwiches today?
<v Speaker 2>Who just pooped my pants?
<v Speaker 1>Dude? I'm always asking that I don't have an answer.
<v Speaker 2>Uh, dude, I think I just had a stroke. Fifteen
<v Speaker 2>dollars Tier Jr. Lost his penis so he had to
<v Speaker 2>chase his Richard Son.
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand that one.
<v Speaker 2>Matthew Dylan Troll. Yeah, yeah, try Jimmy Hart's energy drink
<v Speaker 2>and I shit blood.
<v Speaker 1>For a year. Yeah, man, stop doing that. You keep
<v Speaker 1>telling us that you keep doing this. It also hasn't
<v Speaker 1>been a year since the last time you told us
<v Speaker 1>this money.
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<v Speaker 1>Bro can.
<v Speaker 2>Y'all see how many time I have subbed and when
<v Speaker 2>I first subbed based on my email and Johnny, can
<v Speaker 2>you please send me a deadloaf first?
<v Speaker 1>Yes we can, and I looked up yours. You've only
<v Speaker 1>signed up twice. I thought it was gonna be like
<v Speaker 1>an egregious amount. Dude, I don't know what the fuck
<v Speaker 1>you're talking about.
<v Speaker 2>Dick the fiend in a Saint starter jacket.
<v Speaker 1>Johnson, that's a long middle name.
<v Speaker 2>Sixty dollars annual, Blake gustafs Son, b I t WP, Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>one hundred and twenty dollar annual. Jonathan Hazzard, Brody Smith,
<v Speaker 2>Samuel Diaz and still the Patreon champion at seventy seven
<v Speaker 2>seventy Zach Sabers sor I used my inheritance to become
<v Speaker 2>Patreon champion and get an NL tattoo.
<v Speaker 1>Congrats on the fucking run. Congrats on the tattoo. Thank
<v Speaker 1>you for the continued support, my friend. Thank you all
<v Speaker 1>for the continued support. Keep signing up. Because we like
<v Speaker 1>seeing what you got going on. Oh he's getting crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, sorry, I was raised by flies.
<v Speaker 1>Well that is it for the main event, and that
<v Speaker 1>is it for our show. Thank you so much for
<v Speaker 1>joining us. Everybody, make sure to check us out on Patreon.
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