Revisiting WWF Shotgun Saturday Night 1997 Episode 4, WWE 2K24 Community Day, DPW Forever 2024

Dube Boys Are Podcast episode number two hundred and thirty five. Excuse me,
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he just doesn't get it. Yeah, I'm talking. Chat. I appreciate
you chat. Yeah, yeah, one day this will thank you, explained
to me. Don't you have Shotguns? Saturday Night, January twenty fifth,
nineteen ninety seven, we're in the historic Webster Hall. We were scammed here.
We had like we watched the first two Shotgun on Saturday episodes, so
we're like, okay, we'll continue the series. This is the end.
This is the end of that series. Yeah, man, this was this
was crazy. I thought, uh, I thought one of these matches would
have a clean finish, and boy, oh boy, was I wrong.
I thought there was maybe something of substance at all here, But this is
like, no wonder why this ship dies a horrible horrible because he had Brett
hart Rest, what is wrong with you? I'm gonna kill you for real
before we get to that deadlock updates. Watch this on the Patreon. Tommy
Dreamer Horrible Week versus A quit match watch I don't know and I quit match
once EV two I think was rocking crazy and they excited A. J.
Stotts is an expendable guy that they could put into this match. Well,
Tommy drummer invested a lot of money in the gear that he was wearing,
so they had to put him. Well he did, he did have pants,
top ten bottoms. You had both those things. Yeah, so you
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off crazy. But it's on that show. If it's not on that,
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the trip part of the show. There's many of these lately. Yeah.
This past week here, Johnny and Tony went to Salt Lake City, Utah
to uh play W two K twenty four. Sadly I was not there.
No, I just didn't get a flight. I swear you were there.
You like you like mischief flight is everything. I don't know what happened.
I just wasn't there. I will say this much that my friends had a
great time, it seems, so tell me about it. Oh well,
then I guess we will. I guess we will, all right. So,
yes, we went to about that, so let's talk about dp W.
I like it. I like no. Yeah, we went to Salt
Lake City, Utah, which is uh surrounded by mountains. Did you know
this about a very cool view? Yeah, very nice view. We were
near the venue for a SmackDown, and like between the hotel and the venue
for SmackDown, there's a bowl and the bowl has huge balls. You no,
but Macho didn't have a picture of it. If you'd like that,
I did too. It's like good luck thing you have, all right.
Tony was just doing it on his own time, but took it offline,
touched the balls off the balls challenge offline. I just had to do it,
you know, and you won the show. I respect that. By
the way, there was at least three times throughout SmackDown where Macho looks over,
I mean, he says, you put it. Not say anything about
this on the pod. Don't don't say that, dude, it's like you
were there so well, that's awesome. Good for him. Man touched balls
of the Brahma Boys and sat on He's it's like a genie from the problem
balls. That's why you said you're think over that. I wish put the
rock. You guys have nice rooms. I had really nice room. Actually
yeah they was nice. Yeah, nice rooms, nice shower, shower worked,
can I was upset there was no conditioner for my lovely hair. Mine
was out. You'll hit the four for one combo with the old spice,
not these days, just straight up your body to the top because it does
nothing for your hair all out. Yeah, is that what's happening? Hit
the four for one from my fucking legs, all out of my head.
You know you gotta do it. My dad does. But dad has a
green bar of soap that he used on his entire body. You had the
fourth one that you hit the sync with the fucking tooth watch five and one
with two paste. You know you know about it. Shout it hard,
day's work reat soap. Yeah, you got the head. You don't work
on the good junction. You don't know what I'm talking about. What I'm
going through in my life. The Irish spring, you know what about the
Irish spring because you know, because we don't know about hard work, so
we don't got to get down to those clean those fingernails dirt and I don't
got dirt and fingernails. I don't know you. I don't either. I've
got dirt. My ass is day one should just eighty one soap, ship
food and six. Don't like that and you put it out on the the
sake for your guests when they come over there, use the same soap.
It's my sink with that ship. You wash your ass at the same time,
Johnny, Johnny had no conditioner. That's where we came from. That's
yeah, so this is this is relevant. I just said, why did
you call it front desk upbreaking conditioner? Well, because I didn't want to
get made fun of. You know, it's a little too much. That's
a little prettma donna for me, you know, So I dealt with it.
I dealt with it. I did wash my ass early and it was
not with the bar of soap or twenty five. Just so anyone was scarious.
Yeah, well, y'all have never gone through that link. No,
I was to go through and you sick sALS awesome wash my pubs with Drina
jail. It works all the same. So we uh we got to sleep
wake up for the event of course, you know, but ass crack early
for that fucking ship. I get my Cody Roads backpack and uh oh yeah,
I got my two yea hoodie you put controller controller backpack and dude,
it actually came in clutch because I put all my dirty clothes in it from
my flight. Am. Actually it was good shouts out. But yeah,
the events off was cool. It was actually in the fucking arena where SmackDown
was so like, it was a cool little area actually, no little They
had double cold egg buffet that was pretty exciting. Yeah you guys are there
at fucking eight in the morning. Yeah yeah, that's but they had like
sandwiches later. I didn't get any of them. They had sandwiches in Monster
Station to a bunch of white mons. See the Monster station was like actual
white monsters or the bullshit like blue. They were big cans of white monster
big cans, well not big bat the BFC's not okay, you know,
that's what I say on my own itself. Yeah, awesome, I guess
we talked about two K twenty four the rest of it or yeah, they
had a little fun little station there where you could take you can only talk
about like the normal matches, right, there's other stuff that's still on bars,
just a regular play matches. Yeah, okay, okay, I will
here. I'll say this special referees fucking awesome. That's cool. Yeah,
it's like the best special referee ever. Which yeah, yeah, I trust
you a huge, huge praise for this. Like everything that you can think
of doing in a special rough match you can do in this one. It's
only singles though, I think that's right. Yeah. Also, you can
choose to just play as a referee, so like Charles Robinson, you can
pick. Oh it's pretty cool, dude. Yeah, it's fucking awesome.
Like you can, uh, you can call for rope breaks just anywhere,
Like there was a even if they're not there was a pinfall in the middle
of the ring and I was calling rope breaks. Wow, it's pretty cool.
And you can change from referee mode to wrestler mode, and when you're
turned into wrestler mode you can start doing your fucking moves. Like that's where
you can. At one point, I want to go hit Brandon with a
finisher. As I'm the ref, I go to hit Brandon with a finisher,
he counters, and then I DQ him for it. That's sick.
It was awesome. Yeah, I'm pretty sure we all got like. I
did special ruff for Tony Macho and I did one a couple on my own,
so there's like a ton of metia. I did one with Lose,
which was really funny because we didn't. You can like turn the rules off
or on, like the ref rules, so it's like like a meter for
the referee, and if you don't follow the rules and you get ejected from
the matches, the referee so another refel run down and do the little yeah
James, they show that if so like that's on by default, and I
was like, it like explains it when you go into the match. I
was like, I was like, oh no, they killed this. They
fucked this up so bad. I was like, all I want to do
is but you can turn it off. Oh cool, that's good. Yeah.
Yeah, you get ejected if you don't follow the rules as a ref
like you to be, which is kind of like it's like a real refing.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, which I have an idea for that,
which is it's cool. The casket match stinks. Cast matches is boring.
You probably just drag them to it and you know mini game blah blah
blah. Yeah, throw them in and it's a shittier ambulance match. Which
listen, I'm happy that more matches are in. I will not be upset
about that, but you know, I was hoping for more. I was
hoping I could like power bomb them from the ring onto the top of it
or something. You can't do any of that, Seawn Michael's dance on top
of it. That's what I said that. He goes, oh, that's
something we're thinking about coming up. What we just want to get it so
we got our eye on the Actually they were they were like, this is
like the first version, like we're gonna like this was just yeah, They're
like, we know that it's not great, but we just wanted to like
get it in the game. And I was like, you know, I
respect you for telling me that. Yeah, that's why I think I said
that. When I played, I was like, you know, I'm never
gonna complain about more ship being in the game. Yes, exactly, but
you can definitely make it better. I'm sure. Yeah, Oh, the
gauntlet thing was cool. I like the gauntlet a lot. There's three different
ones and I only did one of them. Did you do more than one
of them? Yeah, there's there's three different gatlets. So the first one
is like just a regular gauntlet where you come in and then another person comes
in when you eliminate them until you get the keep going if you get eliminated.
No, it's like one versus a team is one of the gauntlets,
So it's like you versus everybody, yeah kind of, and then when you
get out, then you're done. And then the other one is like,
uh, a new person just comes in every thirty seconds, so it's like
a rumble style kind of but with pins and submissions. And that one was
survival mode. Yeah, that one's super fun because you can team up together.
I think me and you did that in you Johnny, we did,
and then you try to survive to the end, and that one's pretty cool.
Yeah, that's right. And the other one is just like survival so
like if you get eliminated, then you'll stay it'll keep going, you know
what I mean. So it's not like a team, it's just like two
at a time. And then another one different. I like those. Yeah,
it's a lot of fun. It's pretty cool. Yeah, I like
that. What else was there that we can talk about? Because the other
ship that's embargoed, I fucking hate the embargo ship? Can I say that
talking about things? So we can't talk about Universe, you can't talk about
Showcase, you can't talk about any of that. I'm a big my GM
head and I got a lot I want to talk about. I can't.
You did full video and all that, dude. Yeah. I interviewed the
lead dev and he was like, yeah, we watch all your guys ship.
I said, that's yeah, Yeah, I was pretty excited about that.
There was a photo station where you could take They would do a photo
shoot with you and put you on the cover of the game, which was
tremendous. Yeah. You do like four different poses and then you get to
be on They take those and put them on the cover of the game.
It was awesome off for you too, which is cool, and then you
have the hard copy of the game. Everyone should ask Macho for his.
He was very upset with it because, like I feel like he didn't know
what to do and they asked him to pose and then he just got upset
with it. I was upset because I wanted us three to do one,
but James wasn't fucking there. I will say this much, man, I
swear to god, I've never seen an Xbox in real life other than at
these events. You have one I seen. We got to smack Down.
The seats for SmackDown were way better than the Rumble seats. By the way,
James, you would have liked these seats arena seating, like awesome,
Yeah, that is cool. When we walked in, we were looking at
all the food places and I was like, I might just fucking do a
tour of the food places and not go to the SmackDown. That's how I
was miss bitch or we don't what do people do like him? We do
whatever they say, Yeah, dude, I don't know. Man, Like
going to those shows are weird because it's like w W is like an entrance
fed. It's very strange, like the crowd is super there for everything like
entrance and presentation wise, and then the matches happen and they're like they don't
even happen, dude. There was one point during the matches where like everybody
turned on their flashlights like wall style, trying to entertain themselves like the flashlights,
you know, and then they just did it during the middle of a
match. I think it was the best match. Honestly, it was.
Come on, dude, we got to see l a night. Yeah.
Yeah, he wrestled Drew McIntyre. It was like a t NA. That
was awesome. The NV, right, was that we could have figured out
what was the title with the rounds and the Judge Brand Championship. Yeah.
I was there, great mood. It was one of the roughs. I'm
sorry Judges right, but yeah, no, it was. It was I
mean, I I had a good time hanging out with Macho and Tony Macho.
Oh my god, Macho is Macho is a fucking phony. He every
time, dude, there was people I genuinely didn't know. I wasn't trying
to be like funny. I was like, dude, who is this coming
out? He's like, I don't, I don't know. I don't watch
my dad. Why you asking me? I said, fuck you, I
know you watched back. You tweeted out this ship all the time. I'd
be I've been chilling in Discord, trying to play a video game or something
and it's crazy enough. Macho says, yeah, I'll get on, and
then eleven pm on on Monday he joins, he shows up, and then
on fucking Friday, joys, I don't know about that. Yeah, I
don't know, James said to a fucking baby, I mean die laugh,
but it was James said, you want to playing, So I'm doing something,
and James, you watch a RAW, which is always a killer one
that always nails nails crazy every time. Today it's always tremendous too. He's
like, no, I'm out with the family, and James just w W
a universe family cold, no question, no reply, and then there's just
complete silence for the next like four hours, and then joined, this is
crazy, man. I'm just saying, make it makes sense. Make it
makes sense. Man. They do a lot of like fan cam things like
they want you to dance at some point, and then the other one show,
dude, they did a d X They did a d X one,
which I thought was a little weird, like having everyone y'all suck it at
a w B show. That's crazy. They were doing the DX cross chop
cam and US three were going nuts. I can't believe they wow in the
stands. Yeah, man, it was fucking awesome, but sadly they didn't
show us. Damn. Another thing that they did was fucking awesome. So
this was a two taping SmackDown. So in between they were like, yeah,
we got l a Night versus Drew McIntyre and the debut of fucking Breaker
Whoa, And then like Hey, now we're gonna ask you all to everyone
get up and really, I was like, what, everyone, get up
on your feet. We're gonna we need some participation for the ww universe.
I said, what is Conan here? So they had the crowd cheer and
they did like roaming shots every angle of the crowd cheering. Then they had
them boo and then there was a third one that I can't fucking remember what
it was, but like, I think they like because people were leaving and
were not as hot for the second taping, so I think they just like
edited in yeah, which I was like, this is genius. That's incorrect.
Dominic Mysterio said, they don't do that. Missed a Dominic Mysterio match.
Can you believe that? What? Yeah? We were out getting food.
This arena was cool, a ton of food, great seats. I
enjoyed my time there will change how you feel about a show. Absolutely,
Yeah, myce Arenas and the Miz and and then I was I think that
was it for Salt Lake City. I had a fucking early ass flight to
fucking take my s to goddamn ih All Houston to meet up with James Darnell
for my for a second portion of the trip where we ran DPW. So
we get there, James is nice enough to come to my terminal because I
was still waiting for my bag. James forty five minute hike. Yeah,
dude, I imagine. Yeah, I got I was like Terminal A,
and he was at like Terminal C. I'm like, oh, I can't
take that fucking long. So like I go down, I start walking.
There's like a little subway thing and I'm sitting there, and I'm sitting there,
and I'm sitting there. I'm sitting there. It's like fifteen twenty minutes
or something. The fucking thing's not moving. Everyone gets off. They're like,
oh, it's broke. I said, okay, So I started,
So I start walking and then like I see a sign that says Terminal B.
Seventeen minutes. I said, there's no fucking way. Take seventeen minutes,
get turnal B. That's gotta be something else. Oh no, I
take seventeen minute eternal B. And then I was at C. Yeah,
he was at C. So I get a terminal Fuck, I can get
a terminal B. I look at the subway and people are in it.
It's not moving. I said, oh, this shit must be broken too,
So I just keep moving. Between Terminal B and C is the Marriotte
Hotel where we ended up staying. But we didn't know that at the time.
We didn't know that at the time. No, yeah, so like,
I, you know, that's between you had to walk to the Marriotte
and then walk from the Marriott to see so fifteen, I said, all
right, right, rightly, I don't know. I probably won a mile
and a half and uh yeah, get there. Then I walk over to
see and then I finally find Johnny and we step outside and I look at
the app and I say, damn, this uber is eighty dollars. And
now I look at it and I go and it takes us in a circle
back to where we're at. I'm like, how well does this work?
Dude? We had to like look up three different times to make sure it
was right. But yeah, it turns out the hotel was inside the airport,
which was pretty fucking cool. But that's kind of crazy. I've never
heard it was super convenient. Oh, it was super convenient. It So
yeah, we we finally get up to the room. The first thing is
like, I smell methane gas crazy, Like, yeah, no it was
not. It was not James's ass. That was much later throughout the whole
night. Yeah, this is like sleeping gas trying to kill me. But
it was okay. So we get to the room. We get inside the
room, I'm fucking around my bags, not even We're not even in there
a minute. James like jumps on the bed. He's trying to fucking find
candy in the room. I don't know what's going on, all right,
So you guys know they got candy situation. It was. It was an
angry situation, Tony. He was not like being always the candy. So
where the fucking gandy? Where are we? So we're in there a minute
and we heard a knock at the door and I say, no, fucking
fucking way, someone's knocking. I thought I was hearing things. Then James,
what happens now. Yeah. So I go to check the door and
I was like, there's no way anyone's here to see us. We just
got here, just literally got here a minute. Yeah, I had to
be like sixty fucking seconds. I walk in. I'm fucking distraught over no
sandwiches, walk two miles, yeah, a thousand miles, and fucking open
the door up and his lady's sitting there looking at me with a clipboard.
She said, when are you leaving? That's the first thing she said to
me. I said, what, dude. I took a second, it
did. He had to like figure out his brain how to open the door.
And she's sitting there with the clipboard and she looks at me right in
the face, says, what are you leaving? That's not there? The
fuck out dude. I sat there for a second, look back at Johnny,
and I look back at her. I was like, we just got
here, like dumn, but when are you leaving? I legit think you
just said Monday, Like I don't even know if you said anything more.
No, I had a little conversation with you. Yeah, I had a
little conversation with her. Yeah, So so she said, when are you
leaving? That's the first thing. I look back and I look at her
and like, we just you know, we just checked in. And then
like I was just like okay, but like, like you, what'sh your
checkout date? I said Monday. He said okay. She was she was
stunned by this for something. I just said okay, and she looked at
me and smiled. I said, I don't know what's going on here.
So she walked the way. I closed the door. I go back.
I look at Giaga. I don't know where the fuck we're at. I
don't know go on. So the joke of the trip was just when you
fucking lea get out of here. We just got here that much noise already.
I mean we were fucking loud, but not making that much noise.
Yeah, we go to the venue and fuck shouts out New Texas Pro for
fucking just holding it down for the boys. Man. Yeah, it was
fucking they had that ship on lock. They were a tremendous team there that
helped us out of that show. Shouts out to them. God damn shouts
out to everyone that came out for that show. That show was awesome,
man. Yeah, it was smoothly ran. Everything was great. All the
matches delivered, some of them delivered like tenfold. Yeah, man, yeah,
super proud of that one. And I'm excited to, uh you know
it's already up now because it's early next week. Yeah, please check that.
I'm excited to pick that up and now. And like this is like
a you could what's the phrase is made event anywhere? Yea, yeah,
Yeah, that was definitely Brian Keith and Jake something a true fight. Yeah,
it was cool. Man. How long do you think was that show?
I don't even know. I mean we haven't I would assume with video
packages and everything. Two and a half maybe, dude, which is like
super like our shows have gotten like very tight, which I'm very we're very
proud of. I think a lot of people there say it was their first
indie show and like that was in my mind. Yeah, and they're like
one dude. One dude was like he's only been to a few shows,
like he's never been in an indie show, but he was at a show
that a house show that was main event by Johnson and INTENSEI it was last
Man's standing. Oh my god, he did yeah, and later he told
me it was equal to that, So I was like that size his favorite
wrestler. Yeah, dude, A lot of first timers that it was awesome.
Shouts out, everyone comes up with James. I forced James to hold
somebody's world heavyweight title. But it was like the new one, dude.
The w B Shop replicas are getting crazy. They're unbelievable. Yeah. I
was like, wow, this is like Adobe shop replica. And I was
holding I was like, damn, this looks like super nice. It's heavy
too. Yeah, good on them. Yeah it wasn't. It wasn't the
classic w champions. It was Seth Rollins one the class that it was.
What it was, dude, James, this fucking guy. He's gonna say
he was joking. He was not. He was not because until I called
him out on it, he didn't think it was a joke. He Macho
re First, when you think of classic w B title, what do you
think, Well, I think a big eagle probably or Wing Bright Okay,
yeah, Macho thinks of the one, you know, Brock, the one
Brocklisener held like four years ago, just a big new wa the way,
the one that said like champion with the thing on the bottom of Yeah,
big champion, the little one the big one. No way, that's the
that's the class. What dude. When they introduced with a new B logo,
that one, dude, he refers to this fucking belt as the classic.
And I fucking was like what and he said, no, I just
don't say that on the pod. He was no, come on, man,
that's crazy. What the fuck? Dude? Yeah, I think any
normal persons say big or Wing Eagle. Yeah, man, come on,
strange crazy. I love macho very Yeah, but you ain't come on man
now, Yeah, come on you on Friday at ten pm. It's a
for you. Brot him know, please let him know. Yeah. No,
the show was fucking awesome. We fucking got out of there fucking uh.
Went to just an unbelievably shitty Denny's. Uh, there's the worst Danny
that I ever been to. I've been some bad Dennis in my life.
It was it was. It was up there with the waffle house we went
to. No, that was thought I was gonna die in that one.
Yeah, well I didn't think I was gonna die in this one. But
the service was unbelievably fucking dog shit. It was fucking crazy. One of
our friends that was there, Uh, we waited like maybe an hour or
an hour and a half to order food because there was a huge fucking family
there that was ordering ship. It wasn't it was like nine people, was
it not more than that? I feel like I was like normal family.
Yeah. It was like it was like two families together of like biggest tayble
to And like I was like, oh, yeah, okay, you know,
it's late. They probably only got like two or three people back there
too late. Yeah, it wasn't too late. It was like ten o'clock
it was. Anyways, there's two or three people back there, take your
time, you know. An hour and a half later, I go,
damn. I really like a god damn sandwich. Because our two friends that
came with us fucking like showed up a little later. So like we were
already there for like you know, fifteen twenty. We said, ill will
wait to order food, which was a bad idea. We should have just
ordered food. He said, He said, what y'all, what y'all want
to drink? Is that we both wanted coke. We don't have that,
okay, all right, get doctor Pepper. No oh yeah, doctor Pepper
was the first one. Oh we don't have that either. All right,
Damn, I said, I guess yeah, we don't got that either.
I said, well he told about you. He said, wait a minute,
we do have sprite. I said, okay, yeah, he changed
his mind. So our boy fucking wanted a he wanted a veggie burger,
like he's vegetarian. So he was like waiting the whole time there because he
thought he had like an hour and a half. Later, he goes to
order and they say, oh, we don't we haven't had that in like
years. He sat there for an hour and a half and then she said,
yeah, we just don't have that like that, you just had to
get fries. Damn. That was brutal. That was fucking brutal. They
could have found one of the freezer come out like a SpongeBob with that health
inspector, Patty, you want to do awesome? Yeah, I would have
laughed. Uh. And then we uh we go back uh and we you
know, having a brother conversation and the fucking just the worst uber ever back.
Oh yeah, you're right, Yeah, this guy, this guy sucks.
So this guy was watching Tiktoks live on driving and Tony he kept claiming
like other ship like he was like on his phone, like I could see
it in his fucking classics. This is this is only a you thing.
I swear you are the only person the worst experiences taking category. Just get
all this what's your star right together? NEI, I'm good, you always
get the craziest. But yeah, this dude, I see a full reflection
in his glasses because he has his fucking screen like full brightness, just and
I keep thinking he's talking to us, but he's just reacting to tiktoks.
And then at one point he like he almost blows a light or almost smashes
into somebody's he's fucking break. Yeah, you can tell that, like the
transmission is starting to fail a little bit too, like you here trucking along
a little bit. I also think he was falling asleep at one point,
because he was when he tiktoks that he were watching were car accidents, by
the way, they were, Holy talk. You're right, I would get
out immediately. He kept shows us and I did this happen? Off?
James and I are like talking about the show and like just talking ABOUTDPW and
live life and shipping, like this dude's gonna kill us. Yeah, crazy
coming up off the seat. Crazy. There's no head rest on the car
either. I'm like six, I'm like James trying to go back. I'm
like fucking up. What I did was I just slapped down the chair crazy.
It just put my head on the bottom of the chair. Yes,
shouts out to UH Houston for having us. That was fucking that was awesome,
man. That was like that turned out to be like a fucking really
good trip. Yeah. Yeah, it turned out way better than I assume.
Do it go. We got water Burger, get your water meal.
What we did at the show, We got that uber. That was cool.
Oh that's awesome. Yeah, it was cool. It was very cool.
So shout out thank you Texas. We appreciate it. Yeah, Caroline
of barbecue and briskets better than Texas. All right, now it's time for
the deadlock. Patreon five dollars Q and a segment quawkaw q five dollars tier
and above. You can ask us a question whenever we post these threads out
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Some of you ask the same thing every time and it has gotten answered in
like seven months. Just keep asking, just keep asking, just keep tame.
Question. We have first question here from Paul K. Paul K asks
how's it feel to be a finalist in Reddit slash squared Circles year Awards for
Best Ancillary Content of twenty twenty four with pretty big names like Bomania, Cultolic
and Wrestling with a Regret. Yeah that's cool, Thank you guys, was
like top ten or something like that. I didn't even know that. That's
cool. Yeah, I'm assuming you won, right, We took all the
awards, We won the top it was uh mania one. Sorry. Oh
okay, well that's cool. Matthew listens to fucking Matthew. Yeah, I
love that. Matthew was just dming about Howard Stern the other day. That's
awesome. And DPW was in like the top ten for like best Promotion or
something pretty crazy. Yeah that sounds great, Stark. Oh yeah, that
feels very fucking good. Actually, yeah, I didn't know that. That's
awesome. Wow. Hey, thank you for whoever voted for that. Yeas
cool. Three Hours of Monday Night, Dick the Cock Johnson asks, can
you guys talk more about what goes into video production for a dp TV show.
Just curious about setups, equipment, editing, et cetera. Is a
lot a lot of time money, research, especially actual production. The dB
James, I guess, just overall productions, the video production. Yeah,
he just wants to know how the shows are filmed and put up on whatever
cameras. Yeah, yeah, I mean we use uh x F six O
five's we are. Our production team is super jaw and they do a great
job. And I do all the post production for the show on Premiere Pro
and we had a bunch of shit done by Defract for a bunch of stuff.
And Harry Aaron does our post matt yeah, our postmats, promos and
stuff. He also does the promo picks. Chris Downey does our actual ring
side most of the time unless we're out of town. Tony d does like
action shots. I guess you could call them, yeah, ringside action shots.
Yeah. Pro Wrestling Cinema was our first guy. He got signed by
a W then he recorded TOD and Tony has been with a since. Everybody,
actually, everybody has been with this almost the entire time, I guess,
so yeah, yeah, that is right. The production crew is not
really changed, other than just adding a person or too throughout. Yeah yeah,
which has made it like pretty like cool for all of us because like
we bring them everywhere with us. Yeah right, yeah, so like even
when we go to like Texas and stuff, they're all, oh yeah,
also, well the big thing would be lighting as well, because we got
to light the shows properly because trying to figure that out when we first started.
Remember when we did the first show, like how do we get these
lights to work? I remember in the garage like your garage, trying to
figure out these lights preces be a jaudy and ebu trying to figure out how
to program lights or that. It was terrible. They were like we just
to find somebody. Then we got a Raise Lighting, so that that worked
out way better. Get everywhere Exander does like all the Xander runs Raised lighting.
He does all the like stage work and lights for the ring and all
that kind of stuff too. Which that's something that we were pretty prominent about,
is that, like we wanted Yeah yeah, because r H. I
rememberhen our Wah first started, they did't have the goddamn crank lights there.
It wasn't even until like a little bit in a Joe's run. I feel
like that they didn't they get the fucking crank lights. It took a little
bit. Yeah. I feel like even if you have like the best cameras
in the world, if you're lighting like your ring lighting is not good,
then the show just doesn't look good. Yeah, And it's hard to get
because you know, we had new cameras and then we had new lighting,
and it took a bit to you know, we have say a little bit
to figure it out, but it didn't take too long. Yeah. Yeah,
I mean we like our shows are in four K now, like like
that's pretty cool, you know, and like being able to produce that sort
of of content, like that's something that we were pretty prominent about. Like
when we started, was like we want you to be able to look back
at this and like it looks good. We want to be proud of all
those Yeah. Right, we don't want to look back and we like we
cut corners here, cut corners there, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah,
like let's just do how we doing. Like I said, the first
couple of years are rough, but we figured it out and got through it
all that ship. So but yeah, so yeah, I mean those are
that's kind of what we do for production. Yeah, and it goes well.
We use Audio Technic handheld mics just because we like the way that they
flip on and off on the bottom. It's not even the newer one.
I think it's the two thousands. I think that's right. Yeah, that
is right, just because we like the bottom flip for stuff. Because the
guys, you know, when you have to press the fucking button in the
middle and you have to hold it and then like so especially in the middle
of like a promo we're trying to like do a run in, it's like,
oh fuck. And Chris Danger loves spiking the fun out of those things.
Every mic ever, he will fight no matter what year, what fucking
how much it costs, and then he will tell me he doesn't spike it.
Yees. I mean that's kind of our production works. We just got
new headsets for the commentary and for us to Sindheiser Joints. They're crazy nights.
I think, the same ones that like NFL broadcasters use. Yeah,
I think you're right. Yeah, they were. They worked out great,
and uh yeah, I think that's cool. So yeah, that's production for
dBW Adam lot of three untested Motorola raisear V three I for parts not working
asks Huh, why do you all keep getting sick? What's wrong with you?
Listen, we went from never traveling to traveling a lot, and that
just fucking happens. And you know what, man, some people are sick
bastards that fucking just travels sick and get us sick. And James always sits
next to a sick coughing time. Yeah, dude, No, I mean
I get sick all the time because I spent most of my life indoors in
my house too, and like, you know, it's pretty nice. I
love it. Yeah, I love doing that, So that's pretty cool.
So whenever I travel, you know, I get a sick person on the
plane or someone near me, et cetera, et cetera, and then I
get fucking sick. And like I was supposed to have my tonsils out when
I was younger, but I just never got around to it. I guess,
I yeah, because I get tonsil light is so easy. They're like,
did you have your tonsils out, Tony? Yeah? I had to.
Yeah, you know they can grow back, no what for real?
Yeah? Then recently, Yeah, I just never got him out, So
like I don't even get sick. Like, like, I guess the only
thing that gets me sick is I get tonsilitis over and over and over again.
So like if I get sick, it's like just getting tonsilitis and then
it like gets to a sickness. Does that make sense? Yeah, this
last time you definitely got you definitely got like sick sick this last time.
Yeah, I was fucked up. Yeah. As we get older, you
know, I get more scared of being sick. That's the biggest thing for
me is like I think as we get older, it's like I know that
my body's not gonna die. Yeah, I mean, like, you know,
I definitely think, like, you know, if I get like too
sick, you know, fuck. But I mean not. I mean,
you know, it's you know, a fun loveing podcast here. But I
got sick earlier in the year. I genuinely was like, Wow, this
is going to change my life. How sick I am right now? He
was going, I was crazy. I was fucking ever for fucking ever.
I was sick a long time, yeah, dude. And it wasn't until
like it was like a third doctor that was like, hey, like you
should probably get on a Z pack, And I was like well fucking could
somebody stop giving me fucking this other bullshit man about it? Was? What
was that w B every time? By the way, Yeah, so apologies,
apologies for getting sick. Trust me, we don't fucking want to.
The last thing we want to do is miss this show. I'll miss fucking
a lot of stuff, but I don't want to miss this show. I
love doing this show. So like, yeah, we still make it work.
You know, sometimes there won't be all three of us on the show,
etcetera, etcetera. But we don't do it because we don't want to.
It's just like we fish. If we can't, it's legit because something
is fucked like we will. Yeah, I would rather genuinely, I would
rather die than not do this show. Like I love doing this show.
Yeah, nothing, Maybe I want to rather die. I mean I would
like to live, you know what I mean? And sometimes I feel like
I'd rather die. User name the best n w O member. Kyle Petty
asks, is that the race car driver? Why does appearing offline not fucking
subscribe to get the out based in the world. Sepolski asks, would you
ever consider doing coma doing a Cooma angle with Chris Danger in which he wakes
up his x PW's Shark Boy. Oh yeah, man, that was so
that was on the sheet for a while. Chris. There was definitely a
There was definitely a stretcher angle that should have happened that didn't happen. Oh
yeah, man, we're gonna oxygenate his eyes. He knows about that,
right, We've told him about that. Okay, Yeah, there was definitely
we were gonna stretcher Chris out at some point and we were gonna have someone
fucking stethoscope his eyes. Steth his eyes. But the odds serious angle the
ramp and just his eyes. It was because legit, like it was the
most important part of was like you have to stop at the ramp and you
have to stave the scope his eyes. Dude, we had the stretcher.
We spent like two hundred something dollars on a stretcher. It's still like,
I think it's still house dude. We've been bringing it to every show for
like two years now. You never know what you're gonna need it. Yeah,
you never know what's his eyes need to be oxygenated. That asked do
you you should take our booking? Man? Yeah, you and your do
you believe in ghosts. That's a fucking I don't know, do you do
you? James? I love? I love ghosts like not the band.
Do you believe in ghosts? Sorry, I don't know. I guess.
I guess like I can be my mind can be tricked into it for a
minute. Yeah, I want to believe in them. I don't know if
I do. I think the idea of them. There's a crazy ghost and
scary movie too. It's Sucking the ship girl. You remember that. I
remember that sear it in my teenage mind. Crazy. Yeah, I mean,
I like, I want to be a ghost. That'd be cool,
Like I don't you know what I mean? Like that'd haunt Tony because I'm
definitely Yeah, why did you hang out? I'm not doing anything good as
a ghost. I'm fucking causing trouble. I'm chilling, I'm smoking a cigar,
going crazy us still you know what I mean? Like you're hanging out
with the ghost of juggling down yea A live long past me. Yeah,
I mean, I'm like that's what I'm I'm Tony's definitely outliving me for sure,
So like I'll funk with Tony. I'm haunting I'm just taking out.
I just want to know. I just want him to know that I'm there.
Yeah, what's not dude? Yo? What's up? Do you you
believe in ghost anny? I don't know. I love the like experienced anything
that's like a ghost thing. Oh yeah, have you jam so any ghost
experience? I mean, like, I remember I used to go to graveyards
and ship when I was like I did this as well. Yeah I was
younger and ship, but I don't remember anything crazy happening in one. That's
our Deadlock question of the week for the Patreon to tell us a ghost story.
For this, there's a new segment. Coucie man Johnson The Second Coming
asks I don't know if this has been asked already, but how do you
scout your talent for DPW shows? They've been amazing? Oham, Well,
first of all, thank you. First of all, we scout them by
watching an unbelievable amount of indie wrestling. Yeah, we did. We do
watch a lot. We watch everything we watched, like, and the talent
is also always surprised that we watch stuff and like one, how is this
match with so and so? We watched them? Like they're like, you've
watched that. Yes, yeah, there's no I don't. I don't think
there's many times where we've like seen a cold email or something and reached out,
like we we always have our eye on exactly who we would like to
do something with. Yeah, And I also think that like we are like
when we get someone into the mix, we want them in the mix,
Like we don't. We don't just write it's not just to fucking like be
like not a one like if we book somebody, it's it's to plan to
use them for more than one time. I mean we've tried, like we've
we've done like we don't really say it's a tryout or anything, but we've
like put people in positions where are like, okay, let's see what they
got. And the way that we position the matches and do things I think
allows people to show us what you fucking got, you know what I mean,
and then like if they if they passed that test, then like we
move forward in a bigger capacity. If not, then we have then we'll
have spots on you know so or so show where like we know where we
can use you in this in this capacity. But most people that come through
DPW or like in DPW like in our minds, Like I don't like there's
even if it's all the time, right, Like I still think of them
as like DPW people and like when the time arises or you know, there
might be a slot to fill, Like I think back to like what you
did for us and like where you're at. I think Adam like great best
exam was Adam Brooks. Adam Brooks is a DPW guy to me. Yeah,
yeah, we put him in a position to see what he had,
you know what I mean, it's like, you know, what, what
can you bring to the table when he knocked out, and yeah, you
know, we started pushing the ship out of him. I mean, like
the uh, you know, he beat Drew and then fucking he had to
leave. So like he'd beat it was supposed to go to a Drew and
Adam Brooks thing for a minute, but then his fucking he had to leave
because of his visa. It was supposed to also go to an even bigger
fucking group match, which would have been crazy too, And yeah it would
have been. We went to a whole different direction. But that I mean
the yeah, the amount of changes that stuff this is unrelated, but yeah,
the amount of, like, the amount of ideas that didn't happen is
actually fucking unbelievable for a company that's been around for as long as we have.
Yeah, I mean we kind of shoot as big as humanly possible,
and then if it can't happen, then we start reeling back and seeing what
we dial it. Yeah, yeah, you know, and I think we
done some cool shit and like really inspired. I think by like the way
that we book stuff is really Southern. I think, like, hm,
you know, in the way that we pay off Southern fans wouldn't agree.
No, they wouldn't agree because it's it's like Southern. The booking Southern,
but the wrestling isn't. The wrestling is, but it also isn't like it's
very it's almost like infused with the work rate that like we enjoyed growing up
on two. It's like the Southern payoffs and ship but with like the exactly
infused work rate. Yeah. So yeah, so we watch everything. Yes
alway, Scott guys is like, you know, was this is this small
fucker with this in mind? Yeah? Does that fit into that? Yeah?
Exactly. Last question Richard Ives asks who would you like to see is
DLC for two k twenty four. I feel like we've talked about this before,
but I want to reiterate that buff Bagwell with the hat should be in
It's a perfect with buff Bagwell hat, mister perfectle buff back Well hat as
well h W CW bird Ship logo, stage anything w W two thousand and
two thousand and one, all of it. Maybe make that before the fans.
I think that's great. That's as good you just think of that right
now. That's a good idea. You should have five fucking theme songs or
a two second long entrance. Yeah, man, phebe on my ass.
Yeah, I think like Canyon would be good to see Canyon, Mike awesome,
Yeah, Mike, also all those guys more Yeah right, yeah,
what the fuck else? I mean, why not? I said, what
the funk eutse are they doing? That's not what I meant for Cannon and
Mike Altome. I just meant, you know what, show game. But
that is it for the Q and a thank you for asking questions, and
yeah, make sure to let us know the picture. Everyone, Well your
fucking favorite good story is or whatever. All right, now it's time to
get into WWF. Shotgun Saturday night, January twenty fifth, nineteen ninety seven.
I would actually love to know the ratings for this and sing, as
I'm the guy that usually does that. We don't have them, but I
will tell you it was crazy. It was the craziest rating ball team.
Crazy is one way to put it to it. You have to be crazy
to probably watch this in real time. You have to be even crazier to
go back thirty years later to watch this dog shit of a show. This
is unbelievable. How bad this show is. This Like the first shot,
like the first two, I was like, wow, this is like silly,
you know, It's like it's something to watch because there's dumb shit going
on. Yeah, right, this is this is a horrible, horrible show,
and we will talk about it here very shortly, but at first,
let's just see what was going on in the wrestling world around the time.
With the Wrestling Observer newsletter from the Observer of February third, nineteen ninety seven,
Meltzer goes on what seems to be a two page rant about how shitty
the nWo sold out pay p review was. Oh damn. Here, I'll
give you a little bit of it here, Meltzer says, you may call
it the night that the nWo gimmick was fully exposed. Maybe it'll even go
down as a turning point and an ever changing wrestling war. At the very
worst, At best, it was one real bad night lucky if only for
the fact that one bad show doesn't change the face of wrestling, and that
the majority of television viewing wrestling fans don't order pay per view and thus don't
see it. Problem is, most of the television viewing wrestling fans who actually
spend money on for wrestling, thus especially keeping the wrestling economy going, do
order pay per view events and nWo sold outs. What came off to outsiders
as the brainchild of someone intoxicated by his own success to the point of all
perspective being lost, was the single worst pay review show in the history of
pro wrestling. Wow, this sounds like Brian Alvarez talked about any TNA show.
This is where he got the inspiration from. There have been shows work
the quality of the matches were worse, although this would be a bad show
by that carteria. There have been shows with less heat and worse atmosphere,
although this would be a bad show by those criteria as well. But there
has never been a show with such poor announcing and outside wrestling skits, and
combined with a bad wrestling, lack of heat, and bad atmosphere, made
it the night the Baltimore Bash and the Philadelphia Halloween Havoc were no longer thought
of as the pay per view bottom of the barrel. It was like WW
copy the worst aspects of the first two weeks of Shotguns Saturday Night and then
tried to go even farther to the point it looked like a bar show put
on by a person whose brain was so fried by acid that only they knew
what world they were in, and it only had a semblance of resemblance of
pro wrestling show that they were attempting to put together. Holy shit. Scott
Norton said, why do you say me for? Was that show that fucking
bad? No, I don't think it's even worse than that. It might
be the worst show ever. They say to it. You want me to
run down the card? Sure? Yeah? Please started off the show massa
Hero Shono versus Chris Jericho. That sounds awesome. Big preface letting before you
get to the rest of the car. I want to preface by like the
nwof was there for the end of all the matches, by the way,
so he was of. You guys were booked on this to get fucked as
a heel. Yes, and they had uh yeah, they hate ship on
anything w W. And I think that's probably where all I think all the
finishes and all the ship is probably where it all goes wrong. How long
was that Jericho match? Eleven minutes? That's not bad at all. Yeah,
all these matches got time. Yeah, Big Marbo Rodgers versus Hugh Morris
death match. How I don't what is that with Jimmy Hart. I don't
know. Jeff Jarrett versus mister wall Street versus Scottie Riggs. All right,
we're Scott Norton versus d D p Oh. That that should be good,
right, The Steiner Brothers versus The Outsiders for the World Tag Team title.
It couldn't be bad, now, I had to be bad. Eddie Guerrera
versus Six for the United States Heavyweight title in a ladder match. Okay,
that match I think is like bad from what I remember. No, it's
not that it's not terrible. It's not like one of I don't think it's
it's like a shitty angle that ruined the match and the main events, Hollywood
Hogan versus the Giant for the World Heavyweight title. Does Giant win there?
It's a no contest, alright, fucking fair? Yeah, I mean,
we'll probably have to watch that someday. So he just said. They also
don't mentioned, but there's like an end of you miss end of pageant and
some old lady wins it or something, as they should shout out to the
old ladies out there came an Olympic Slam and then to the Mercy Talent inf
news. There was some unhappiness regarding the story in this month's Spin magazine from
the WBF camp regarding the line that Vince McMahon quote unquote, having barely escaped
conviction in a nineteen ninety four federal drug trafficking trial, uh Titan requested a
retraction. So I guess he did not want to be seen as a drug
peddler, you see, Okay, okay, just so you guys now,
I just want to yeah, thank you. Yeah. He also helped Jimmy
Snooka not get arrested for killing somebody once. You know what, I feel
like he did a lot of bad Fuck you Vince bitch, God fuck the
Vince mcman fucked on mcmahge on tree ah fucking he can't agree. This is
for us, by the way, because the question about U fucking us being
sick earlier. The crew continues to be somewhat decimated by the flu, which
happens. Okay, it happens to the best. It happened. It happens
to Big Van Vader who is suffering from bronchial pneumonia, which I had,
So this happens, sure, wow, And he missed a few matches but
came to work for the major weekend shows. And I came back to the
pod and worked. Although by the time they got to Philadelphia, which is
where I'm from, Philadelphia. You know what, You're probably right, we
are very similar, very many, very similar. Well. Vader's match in
Philly January twenty sixth, his match with Steve Auston had to be limited to
ninety seconds because he was having trouble catching his breath. Uh. The British
bulldog went home after the television tapings from a bad flu with a bad fever.
And he didn't and says here specifically, he did not piss out his
ass that did not happen. Why I remember seeing that they said it.
Why would he like he was lying in the observerzy and he was replaced by
the returning Bob Holly sparking blug Sean Michaels is still run down from the flu.
Sid returned on January twenty second in Dallas after missing television due to a
family emergency. So a lot of listen work is hard, Okay, Sometimes
sometimes the biggest and best get sick. All right, thank you, Awn
Tree fuck From the Observer of February tenth, nineteen ninety seven. Carolina Championship
Wrestling drew a strong crowd of five hundred and sixty five February first, in
Bisco, North Carolina. Where the fun is that, wherever it is,
we gotta go there, and then used the following people. James, let
me know if we can bring into these guys in Don kernodle Pez Wattley,
one of these guys is alive and Jimmy Valliant. He's a wait a minute,
Well yeah, we can do that. Meltzer says, that was the
match, dude, mister I think mister you and Skeleton are looking for a
Jimmy Valliant under the glass. Meltzer says that was the best indie crown in
the Carolinas in a while. I'm waiting for him to say one thing about
us. Hey, I found out Bisco is an hour and a half from
your place. Game, so goes an hour and a half from there.
We can book it. Yes, you and a half? All right?
Doesn't Tom Lawler talk to fucking just say something? Say something? Last thing
here? Bred brad Art in the Calgary Sun over the weekend on his role
model Haul Hogan, Bred says, WW is something far worse than bad referees.
They have Halk Hogan. Hogan lost his flare so long ago that it
boggles my mind why people would want to tune into that. Watching myself plot
along like Hogan an old, pathetic embarrassment, would be too much for me
to take. When I walk out, whether it's in three months from now
or three years from now, I will hold my head high. Perhaps the
strongest reason I didn't go to WCW is because I pictured myself getting lost in
the shuffle in a deck of cards filled with Halk Hogan. One thing about
the WWF in contrast to ww is that we almost always take their previous stars
and make them brighter, and they take our stars and make them dimmer.
I'm sure Diesel and Razor are quickly finding out what it's like to be on
the Hulk Hogan Show. They smile when they go to the bank, but
they cry themselves to sleep. Oh shit, man, they got they got
big fat bacheck. They didn't give a ship about their place on the card.
Damn. I mean, dude, that neither of them cared at all,
not even one iota. But I'll tell you this much. In that
regard he's spitting you know what I mean, there's a lot of hatred on
the show in regard to w CW. Yeah, I mean he goes there
and like, you know, other than Goldberg being Goldberg, yes, he
gets a lot of belts and does his thing and his fucking I feel like
his run is looked down on as like horrible because of that. But every
time I watch him there, like, yeah, okay, they definitely fumbled
his fucking start. Oh yeah, I don't know. That was unbelievable,
And I always feel like that was on purpose. I'm sure Brett would tell
you on purpose, you probably you'd probably tell you a lot of stuff but
like he did some fun ship there. Yeah, I enjoyed it. You
know, I always like seeing him with the world title and all that shit.
I mean, even the US title. It's not a wrestling company,
but I mean by that time w BF wasn't a wrestling company either, So
you know, there was really nowhere for him to go in that regard,
because like, either way they're gonna be doing, you know, whatever they're
doing, and it's gonna be two three minutes. I'm sure Brent would have
liked to go in ninety fucking you know, in the ninety six beginning,
I said he faced Masira Chono. That would have been fucking awesome. Yeah,
Sadly when he got his asked over there he was facing you know,
nobody. Yeah, that regard is true. Well, Ago, that is
it for the Observer. Now its time to talk about Shotgun Saturday Night,
episode three, January twenty fifth, ninety nine to seven. Oh yeah,
man, oh yeah, that's awesome. All right, let's get into this
Shotgun Saturday Night. Yeah, the version that we watched had like a cut
off intros. I don't know, Webster Hall, the legendary Webster Hall,
the most famous Webster Hall. What a great haul. Is this fucking I
don't know shit? Is this like a music you it looks like a like
a bar. It does look like a bar. And they got like it's
a night club. I think, right, Oh, maybe that's right.
They got an unbelievable amount of polls for the ladies too, so that's fucking
awesome. Oh yeah, that was cool as ship. I mean like this.
They were an MSG earlier today. I guess what was that a house
show or something? Or what was that? Or a house show they did?
They did a live event from MSG. I think yeah, and then
they said, everyone go to fucking this is this even? This is New
York? Yeah, Webster the nightclub and concert venue. Yeah, New York.
So okay, yeah, they're saying, you know, you think you're
having a party in New Orleans at the super Bowl. Fuck the super Bowl,
watch goddamn shotguns. Saturday night, we're getting down at the Webster.
Fuck that ship. Yeah, so we're at the Webster Hall here. Vince
is office fucking rocker, probably, you know, running two shows in one
day. He's probably like, what the fuck are we doing? Poked out
gnarly, Yeah, he said, I'm there, Sonny, Oh my goodness
looking. Yeah, it's like Sonny's dancing a blue Minis theme. Owen Hart
is on commentary with Vince vinces Ah, You're brother. Brett is about the
grace of the squat circle any moment now, and then they show shots of
the ladies dancing all over the place and there's like a stage where they're dancing,
and they cut over to it and Mankind is trying to poop Brown Mankind,
free book Mankind poop Brown Mankind is trying to climb up onto the dance
area where the women are dancing, and security is yelling at him to stop.
They probably only know this is a wrestling Get this man down now,
get this steaky, steaky bastard using just a bar soap to clean himself.
He is get out of here. Well, thankfully Brett Hart comes from the
shadow. It starts punching Mankind and the bell rings out of nowhere, and
now we have a match, Brett Hart versus Mankind. They're outside the ring
and the bell rings. It's not a nody Q match or anything. They
just start to wow, this being a w b F show. Is we
like, I love the feel of the show. And they squandered this unbelievably
by giving us the shittiest show of all time. Dude, It's like it's
like they have all the pieces, but they just don't put it together probably,
you know what I mean. So like they just like they had different
wrestlers in there than these ones. It would Yeah, well w w F
is just farting ass at booking most of the time. I mean, let's
just yeah, they still have figured out fucking thing out. I'm pretty sure
Monster says something to the regard of this is the horse shot Gun show ever
too, So oh great, Yeah, repeatedly, I will say this,
this looks like a fucking indie show. It does like it's still got the
garter on the padding, like this is a super indie. Commentary is on
the stage, dude, it's weird. The ring sounds like an indie ring.
This is Black and Golden xteah. So Brad takes Mankind's ass up the
commentary soupplexes him around the floor. Brett is really taking to Mankind here.
Owens is calling to Coward the entire time on commentary. Yeah, he's talking
shit like Owen and Brett's stare down. Mankind rolls down the stairs off the
soup plex and then Mankind cuts off Brett with an eye gounge and going.
The more I go back and watch Poop Brown Mankind, the more I actually
fucking appreciate it. Yeah, man, I mean he took the gimmick and
ran with it, you know. I think you can say that about Mick
Foley and everything they did. Yeah, And he was not afraid to fucking
just throw himself on shit. I mean that's real wrestling, you know what
I mean, Like he really understood that you really got to commit, and
like, if you know, if you're gonna make something special, make it
fucking special. And he did it in every match you could. You know,
I'll take a soup mix on the fucking floor or whatever. Hell yeah.
And if you got one more and you come, you come on down,
Well we will take good care of you. I promise that, Yeah,
man absolutely. So Mankind hits a running knee in the corner on Brett
and Owen says, I hope you like that, mom, I like that.
So Mankind locks in a chin lock, and I love this because he
just he sits in it for a second and then you just nothing, and
then Owen just randomly chimes in and says, well, if I'm making a
prediction that my brother Brett is a loser, just like the page Tomara in
the Super Bowl, I love this few because it's so fucking petty. Like
oh and and Bread is so petty. Yeah, they sat together a great
and it's like, you know, a total like older brother, just annoying
little little brother. That's awesome, man and I will always have the utmost
respect for those two for doing top of cage souplex onto the concrete wforring and
that's awesome. Match is fucking awesome, great match and unbelievable commitment to the
biz for that one. That was awesome. Paul Bear is now at ringside,
but I don't know if we're supposed to see him or not, because
the camera guy shows Paul Bear's face very up close and then immediately cuts to
look at the ladies. It was awesome. Mankind points over towards Paul Bear.
The camera guy then looks at Paul Bear and then he looks further and
it was Mankind's pointing at the ladies. Yes, Mankind is distracted by ladies.
That makes a lot more sense. Yeah, So Todd Petty goes ringside
he's picture and picture with Princess Lea or some ship like that. Dude,
this is fucking absurd, yeah, Vince. Randomly, halfway through this match,
Vince goes out. Todd Pett and g is out there somewhere, Todd,
what you got for us? What you guys know? George Lucas Star
Wars is out and I got princes right here? Yeah, he says,
I got Princess Lea right here. How did this happen? And he's talking
about her attire and the lady says, oh, I just shaved myself.
I'm crazy like that, And Todd says, this was all you and you
shaved, you shaved, and she said, yeah, shaved everything she shaved.
What about the hair is shaved? It crazy? Todd be goes all
right, anyways, about to make She's like, oh, she was saying,
she shaved like that. She shaved all the hair on her body except
for her all the hair except for that, Yeah, except for the wow
I cover wow not. You should watch George Lucas's story War and you'll see
Princess Lady. Todd Benko closes out and says, Luca and your father,
your father, all right about you guys, Wow, why would I was
the Star War when James was in it and tells me about it all that
I was in the war. First of I've never seen anyone look like the
second off. Princess Leia definitely would not shave all around her body and leaf
or boobs. Harry, I'll just tell you that much. Not in my
Star Wars. Maybe that Ship War. Yeah, we're back in the ringing
Brett. Dude. Brett goes to the second and he doesn't go for like
the elbow that you think he would go for. He goes for like the
Shane McMahon elbow. Back the fun is going on, brend said, So,
I haven't been able to do it all match, so I thought maybe
I just hit every move I got on you real quick. He does right
here at the end. Yeah, so Bred just unloads everything and Manki kicks
out of it all and ohen and why this is all happening. By the
way, Brett is kicking the ship out of Mankind, Owen and Sonny are
arguing about winning Slammys. Things are going bad here, obviously. Brett then
locks in the sharp shooter of Mankind and Owen heart runs in and attacking Brett
Dude on commentary Own. He starts putting the structure and Own says I've had
enough. I can't take that smore. Then he hits the ring fucking gloms
bread in the face. The ref calls the match, Own, stomping out
Brett. The crowd is chanting for Owen. Now we cut to Mankind,
who is trying to leave as club music starts to play again and the lights
are going crazy. It's our fist, puppy crazy that yeah, And then
Todd pen Gal gets with Paul Barty and Paul Barr says, I told you
I knew this was going to happen. All the liquor, all the women,
all the sex. This is not right for my mankind. Mankind know.
And all the while, Mankind is crawling onto the stage and he's criss
crossed, rocking back and forth in front of the ladies, is scaring the
ladies. It was the craziest shit I ever heard about. Like Maga is
crawling towards two women but ass naked. Oh my god, Oh my god,
dude, guy, really that's effect. He said. The liquor like
Maca had too wats to drink. He's drinking and he can't stop the way.
Oh my princess land a shaved Manard's going to the mushroom. This is
a situation, man, a situation. This is a situation. It just
fucked up, man. Yeah, man, So, uh, sixty thousand
fans went to the Alamodome to watch her word rumble. Sixty thousand fans how
to watch Shawn Michael's beat psychos did fuck you well, Tony, And I
think Tony would say they went there to see that, right, They did,
had to, That's why they went. Sixty thousand fans never came back
to watch wrestling. Every Jo sold out the ghosts. So you said,
the ghost to this day, you could still him to this day. So
they got a girl on a stripper pole going nuts over here when they come
back and fucking going out. Dude, God bless her man for real.
Yeah. Now we got Savvio Vega versus Rocky Maya Villa. Dude, y'all
like that? Dude, I have to apologize to you, James, because
I don't know. I I thought you were like already past this point of
the show, and I sent James a message all caps, how fucking long
is this? Rocky my va Savitch. It was before James had seen it,
so it was a bad way to start him up for this. Yeah.
I was ten minutes locked in and I just got to all the liquor
and all the sex is not good for mankind. So that's what we're all
doing over here, and I'm shouting and then and then next I got sav
Vega and Rocky my Villa and uh only b w a chance with the whole.
Yeah, so Rocky dude, which is fucking hilarious. By the way,
Rocky my Va is in the ring waiting for the match. This is
pre nation. Oh let me just say real quick, real quick, for
we start here. The way that they're building Rocky my Va has got to
be the worst ship I've ever fucking seen in my entire life. This is
not how you build a sympathetic babyface. And they should feel bad for booking
this guy like this that he becomes the rock is Yeah. I mean,
he only had seven dollars in his pocket at this very, very moment.
He was working indie shows in the parking lot. He was working. It
had nothing, It had nothing to do with his family. You know that
that second day, you don't think that the best way to book a babyface
is every week on commentary say this is the next best great up become a
wrestler, and then have him work fucking restoles for let us know. He's
a true blue chipper. He's a blue chipper, he's the best ever.
Look he does Dad, Rocky Johnson, you know his dad? Have you
heard of this? Rocky Johnson was in this match. From what I understand,
dude, I uh yeah, I don't know. I don't know what
they're thinking. I guess maybe it was easier to convince people's ship back in
the day as long as you just said it enough times, like people fuck
it whatever. Yeah, sure, sure, but in no way would ever
worked today if you had someone go fits mess every week and every week there's
no finish and he's getting his ass k you know whatever, this guy man,
I'm thinking on the side of the guys whopoping his ass as he looks
like a smack dess as well. So it doesn't help. But said Rocky,
my VA has away with the babes d Look. Look the fact he
turns into the rock Man. It's almost like a testament how much w w
F didn't give up on guys They're like, if we fucking sign you and
we start pushing you, we're doing something with you. We're gonna fucking figure
something out. You're not leaving, you know what I mean. We're every
body, Like almost everybody in this era, they stuck around for way longer
than they probably even had a reason to eventually figured something out. And that
ship does not happen nowadays. You go out there fifteen, do absolutely nothing.
They blew the shit out of you. Yeah, half on the Coconut,
loot to your back on the indre. We will train you of your
life. Yeah man, and uh yeah, Wow, shitty match. I
don't know if I've ever seen a good Rocky my Via match. Well,
Vince says, all right, Rocky my Via right at rock the House and
Todd bent and go where are you? And Tod says, oh, well,
Vince, I'm with Savio Vegga. He's making his way to the ring
to face Rocky. Uh Savio. Earlier day at the Garden, you had
a tag match with the Nation of Domination and you turned on your tag team
partner. I'm at Johnson. You joined the Nation of Domination. Damn you
watch the show. Thank you? I see that it wasn't nothing, Yeah,
Saba says, no, Todd, I don't join the Nation of Domination.
I you know, I'm sorry. I lost it today. A hot
Puerto Rican temper was taken from me. And I really like this guy and
I'm gonna wrestle him right now. And I know all you guys out there
gonna be proud of Savia Vega. Oh that's fucking very nice. That's very
nice. Ye, that's good. I'm proud of Savio Vega. That's cool.
Thank you Savio for being so nice and not turning on Rocky my V
in this match. Sam Vega had a real bad day. It's crazy for
him to run an angle at Madison Square Garden during the day and not have
any footage and just say like this happened. Yeah, this happened. And
I believe him too. You know what, Tony, maybe it didn't happen.
They probably just made it. Yeah he turned down, yeah yeah,
and if it was a fucking sold out of one hundred thousand, yeah,
yeah, it was awesome him. Everyone loved Rocky my V at the show
and there's one hundred thousand cheering his name and they all started sucking his cock
all the way out of the ring too, and yeah, b w Earlier,
Sonny starts talking about that she tried to talk to Rocky but he was
too interested in what Mark Marrow and Saber were doing, which is a follow
up from the last Shotgun when like he he was being mean to fucking table
and Rocky, Oh you made this dude. They're telling stories here, man,
that's deep. Oh well, Sonny says, uh, you know,
it got on her nerves. She says, it got on her nerves and
she never fought for a man in her life, and so if she has
to play second fiddle, she's not interested. What that ship just lying b
w O b W dude, b w O. Chance for this whole fucking
match. It's unbelievable. Sonny also doesn't watch the product. She said,
Oh, it seemed like Xavio joined the nation, and it says, well,
I think he just cleared that up, bruining Miami. Please, it's
like crazy there in the middle of the fucking shine. There's one guy though,
very back of this fucking arena. James, what shine were you talking
about? Because Rocky might be five of them? He needs to get a
lot of a blue ship or bitch. They reset this match six fucking times.
I could not believe. Yeah, this s off, Rocky fucky they
got lucky stars they were Yeah they show man w dude, Yeah, this
match sucks. They're doing nothing. They do nothing nothing, arm drags that's
all they do. It's crazy lock. We've talked about it before and it's
a legendary chance. These guys legendary. Chair here die Rocky die is legendary.
But when you really want to break it down and think about it,
that is a crazy fucking chance. I wish you would die. I don't
know wise and ship you die, get out of here, die. I'd
see in the blue Beady and STEVIEE. Richards right now. Crazy yeah,
shit, even crazier. It's like Rock is down on the ground selling,
trying to get like sympathy from like reaching out to the ropes. They're in
the front row pointing at his face. Died Rocky Rock is like crazy ass
chip man, Oh that's Savio turns. At this point, we fucking completely
jumped up. Did you joined the Nation Domination earlier? I did not?
The Nation Domination comes out here. Savio takes a cheap shot immediately and then
throws up the fist. Maybe he's like, maybe them doing the fist is
like what unlocks it in his brain. He was a face until then then
they see the fist. But he's like, oh fuck, he pops rock
vant this ship and didn't even put two and two together in commentary. No,
so he's like, don't I mean, don't you think that's probably like
he joined the nation? What did you see? What are you watching?
The fucking chip die, Rocky die, right now? It's crazy. Todd
Peg goes asking for what do you think about this? Up says now is
not the time you're bothering me? What is it? And Tod says,
listen, you're the leader of the nation, and Fruk says, ask Crush
because Crushes out there with him, and Crush says, get the fuck out
of here, white boy, you get crazy man, dude, I wrote
down her here. This match absolutely fucking sucks. So this is this had
to be at the point of their return at this point. It's a horrible.
It's a horrible, horrible match that never fucking ends. I swear to
god, Rocky MYAVI gets like four different shines. They restart the match like
over and over again. I wrote here on my half hour into this ten
minute match, that's crazy. I wrote, this fucking sucks. Rocky sucks.
Chance as Savio mounts and punches Rocky in the head and they hate Rocky
all caps, Holy fuck, why is this match still going? Hello?
Rocky fucking fights back for the fifth time in this match, and he gets
cut off again and thrown to the floor. Then Earl Hebner cheese fast ten
counts him on the floor ten count fucking finished. Rocky loses. I wrote,
holy fuck, I fucking hate this show. Come on her leg?
He does so, he got it hurt. He hurt his leg getting thrown
on the floor. They Savio pulls Rocky back in the ring, attacks his
leg. The crowd is now chanting break his leg. Insane. They want
him to actually kill and break all Rocky maya VIA's limbs. They'd rather see
Stevie Richards wrestling right now. Crush and Fruit, also joined in the entire
Nation of Domination, are whipping and stomping out the rock to the cheers of
one hundred and fifty plus in the building. They're beating the ship out of
him. Then they throw Rocky to the floor again and do the Nation pose
and everyone is happy. Dude, this soh yeah, and watch wrestling a
lot and this is where they like have Savio joins the Nation of Domination on
shot on Saturday Night in the garden. Did he decided after what he had
to wrestle this shitty rocky min you know what, I rather hang out with
these dudes and wrestleave again. So Todd, Penny and Gill talks to Jake
the Snake Robbers. These guys a little snake here. He's like sucking on
that snake. Yeah, giving it. It's fucking weird to me. He's
I mean, he's just hanging out with his snake. He's not doing anything
better. And stop fucking Jake robbers name. That's not what the sneak is
all over his face. He's got his tongue out. It's fucking weird.
Come on, man, well, I guess that is old. Jake says
a lot of stuff that I couldn't. I don't know what he said.
I had no idea what to say. It loud fucking music. The music
is so loud in the clubs. I was born Nick Roberts, dude,
Yeah, they make fun of him on commentary The whole time too for being
an alcoholic. That's nice, thank you, that's very nice of So we
get w w F Superstars commercial. Yes, Sunday Morning Superstars, the w
F Superstars Ball, and it's a four team elimination. Make sure to wake
up at eleven am to watch the following rustlers in a four team tag elimination
Owning Bulldog all right, yeah, it's owning Bulldog, freaking crush. The
godwins and Doug Furnace and Philippon, So wake up, b w L together,
fucking godwins the super Bowl. We're gonna watch the Superstars Bowl. W
F is getting mogged by Stevie Richards the movie fucking Nova, Perry Saturn.
That's unbelievable, Tommy dreamerbelievable. It's actually kind of surprising. Nine to one
one never goes to w F. You think you would have been a given
there, right, Yeah, you're back in this time of course, Undertaker.
Yeah, but I mean, you know it, guys, Chucks Lemon,
dudes, yeah, God, but he could have just came in and
did that, you know. And he goes to w c W and then
Jersey all pro. So we come back from commercial here it shows a girl
doing the craziest, the best wack. Buddy heres, she was nineteen ninety
seven, she was white girl twerking is well, yeah, that's a good
win. She is crazy as hell. You put this show on one point
five he's just going dune, is it? Yeah? What's hilarious with it?
I had mine on one point five feet as well. Yeah, she
was going nuts on that ship all right, hunters hers Smsley's on commentary.
He hasn't baberty yet at all. He's still you know, yeah, and
he's still young. Buddy says, hell, is this the intercom World champions
here? And this is the World Wrestling Federation where the big boys don't have
time to play? Yeah? You don't. It cuts to a girl throwing
ass crazy. Oh yeah she was. Actually he was going fucking nuts.
See, good for her. Yeah, So we got Jake Roberts versus Salvator
Sincere. Is how you say that? That's right? Salvat Well, I
think it changed. I think they said salvatore a Sincere. Oh okay,
wow, do you know who that is? No? I don't think so
that is, uh, the man that is eventually known as the Patriot Tom
Brandy. Oh, Wow, the Patriots. Oh yeah, Philadelphia. He
was salvatory since here. Yeah, yeah, a real good fella. No,
this motherfucker is a spart smell of rot here McMahon, fucking bitch,
you take your fucking moving out of here, man. Yeah. Jake Roberts
comes through the crowd with a gigantic snake, not to any like. It's
the club music and lights. He just gonna sucking Jake. I don't care,
man, do whatever you want. Hunter on commentary says, by the
way, McMahon that Rocky Johnson had a heck of a match. Good play
by play too, and it says, all right, so I confused Rocky
my via Rocky Johnson. That's his dad fucking triple h. I will bear
you for the rest of your life. You say I should again, and
then you know what, but it's gonna work out great for you because I'm
Wow, I'm fucking stupid. Yeah, I'm the dumbest bent a lot.
I'll be honesome. So Jake Roberts gives Salva Torre sincere and atomic drop for
some reason, he thinks that really hurt his cock, crazy like loaded like
nuts. He's from Philadelphia, you know, he's got nothing believe, So
Triple A says he's the Inner Condo Champion and h he says this is an
open challenge, so yeah, it's great this Jake, this Jake match is
an open challenge. Anybody that was the Icy title could come get it.
Okay' oh that's good. Well he said that he's ranking number two in the
business because of the tobacco, with the raw rumble and the h whatever.
Oh sure, I loved all of sean. Oh yeah, it's right,
the two top guys and always that works out great. H I love Jake's
offense here. Yeah you said atomic drop short arm clothes line, which is
Vince's Jake into b w O chant, which he was very confused by it,
and he sixes for the DDT whatever he does, sorry, I'll watch.
That's the motion he does like a finger that right, Yeah, that's
for the Yeah, that's well. He wins with the d DT sixty nine
style. Yes, and then he uh he has the sack, which I
did. I guess I miss where he put the snake back in the sack,
but he does, he did, he did, but he takes it
out now and he drapes the snake all over Salvatory. Since here's face with
blue Mimi's music playing, uh and watching this from the rafters is the nation
of domination. Yeah, they let these guys stick around. They just kick
the rocks ass they well, everyone seems to like that. So I guess
go buy a ticket, Okay I will. Yeah. So now during the
break here we see that Triple H went to the ring and hit the pedigree
on Uh it was it Salvator or Jay Salvatory. No, it was on
Salvator. Yeah, I thought it was, Yeah, Salvator and Triple H
trench coat. Yeah, I legit. Bro Hunter in the ring trench coat
style pedigree Salvator. All right, I'm gonna give this to your reverse lady.
Yeah. So we go to uh Crush and Psycho said, that's the
main event for tonight, by the way, Yeah, it really explains how
this shitty shitty shitty show. Yeah, man, Crush, which is inmate
one zero six four five nine three three nine, I respect the hustle to
write that down. That's awesome. Hey man, I love this Crush on
his inmate number on his nameplate, and I went to show I needed to
have it H and Sid his nameplate said fairly nuts. Jake Roberts and no
one else on the show got music, but Crush and Psycho Sid both get
their music. Yeah, I'm gonna saybe because of the main event, guys.
Dude. Sid's entrance was tremendous. Here Sid comes out GCW style,
dude. Not only that's a fucking great way to put it. He comes
down from the stairs and the boys are drinking. They dap them up,
they follow up their cats. He comes to this is awesome. This is
the coolest guy on this show. I don't know. I love Sid.
I love Sid so much. I'm a huge for the people, dude,
this is real ship. People believed in this guy. That was awesome.
Hell yeah, man, he was the guy damn master on the show with
absolute bullshit on it the entire night. They said, finally fucking sits here.
Yeah, man, I would not take the title off this guy.
Funck that No, Sean, are you kidding me? They look at this
guy, well beat this guy sweeching music. Fuck that ship, goofy move
nowadays, including me. Sid hits a big boot leg drop for too on
Cross here crushed of course, by the way, Nation of Domination member one
of the best from prison, from prison, yes, inmate one zero six
four. Well he wasn't there for the drug draft. We're back from commercial
Crushes standing over Sid now. The Nation of Domination members have been distracting Sid
during the match. They said, Crushed body slam Sid and Fruke throws up
the fist, which I guess signals for him to grow for the heart punch,
which is at least that's what Vince McMahon shouted at us repeatedly on Common
Down. The heart Punch's going for the heart punch. Oh my god,
a heart punch. So he sets up with the heart punch, but Sid's
having them that. He goozles Crush, choke slams them. Fucking Iggy's up
the crowd. The crowd's fired off. They want a goddamn power bomb.
They get a goddamn power bomb. But Sid is too smart for this,
you know. He goes for the cover, but he sees the corner of
his eyes the Nation of Domination members starting to fucking try to get into the
ring, and he rolls out, grabs a chair under the ring, chases
them off, and then smashes Crush in the back of the chair with it
for a d Q doesn't you could have just fucking won. What a horrible
horror? Yes, of course, come on one one, one one.
Yeah, man, dude, what did this show do for anybody? Literally,
anybody other than putting it got Saviovega into the nation of domination? Other
than that? What MSG? No, he said, no he didn't.
He decided until he got there. He probably wasn't even there. You know
anything that it really did out of this was going hardly cool? That was
it? Oh? Yeah that was probably did this exact same ship at MSG
earlier? Yeah, maybe you're right. Oh wow, I didn't even think
of that. You're probably right. They did the same exact angle. Yeah,
fucking hell, but there you go. That was on Saturday night.
Number three. I mean, unless there's somehow another shotgun. I know,
the Tombstone one. We didn't watch, did we were Tombstones Hunter on the
fhow so I may imagine number four. I feel like those number five,
This is three, we're on whatever, the escalator one. I think that's
a last one. Oh is that right? Probably not. I think maybe
it's the last one before they turn it into like a regular show where they
stop using the ball they Yeah, they just start going to fucking normal places.
That might be right, that's the fucking real end of the show.
That's the only one I can think of, unless there's another fucking shotgun Satday
nighte that for some reason one of you maniac knows about that we should watch,
which I don't know if I'll take your suggestion regardless at this point because
this show is fucking hard. But you know, we had to get to
this point to know because how would you know? How would you know unless
we watched it? You know what I mean? That's true, That's how
it is. That's how we do here, you know, we and you
know what. Shouts out to those of you that on the Patreon by the
way, because this is I always loved how excited everyone is. There's actually
like demand, like if we don't post the announcement of what we're watching on
the Patreon was like, Hey, we're the fun I gotta watch this.
What you got to do it? Yeah, it's like a book club.
Somebody said, they said, this is the book club. You tell us
what to watch, we watch it, and then we all reviewed together.
It is awesome. Yes, So that's that's only the one dollar two.
You can find out what we're watching every week on Patreon dot com. So
I said, luck, PW. But that is it for the third episode.
This is the fourth one. This is the fourth episode. We've reviewed
three of these, yes, because the third one was stone cold and Terry
funk. Oh, because I was like, I swear this is the fourth
one. We'll have to fix that. So this was Shotgun four, not
three out of said at the top of fucking sorry about that album. Here
we had the Albo thing and then there was the other one before the album,
right, that's what there was a lead up to that. Yeah,
Oh my god, Wow, how have we talked? We've no one has
talked about Shotguns. This is it. We're done. We were closing the
chat. This is it, but you. That was Shotgun Saturday Night,
number four, January twenty fifth, nineteen ninety seven. And that is it
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