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Oh damn boy. Yeah, this week I'll back once again. Dead Lot
Podcast, episode number two hundred and forty nine. It again, We are
back once again. One before two point fifty and before one is you know
it's dude, I'm listening to James and not Town. I didn't know it
never has fun fact that it went to the dentist last week and knows it.
Oh did it go? Okay? Yeah? What happened? Yeah they
did. They cleaned my teeth and then I went home. Oh that's nice.
Last time I went to the dentist, they put five fingers in my
ass with two different hands. They just beat the show on me. It
was like on site, they jump me. I don't know. Tony has
a lot of different experiences that us. Yes, can we get Can we
take it back a minute and see what was What did you say, Johnny?
Yeah, James, why they beat the ship out of you? I
don't know, Tony, they cleaned your teeth This week we're talking about w
c W Monday Night tro January twentieth, nineteen ninety seven. Yes. Yeah,
this was the very first time that sting came down from the rafts,
came for the first time, came cool dentist. Yes, it's good to
be the King King. I think this is also the go home to two
w W paper vies in the same week. Oh yeah, Clash of the
Champions and a TV special Classes Chami TV special. Oh oh yeah, it
was on TBS, but I you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah,
So we got a lot to actually kind of break down here. And
yes, Sting comes down from the rafters in the United Centers. So there's
a lot of stuff to talk about here. And it's been a minute,
I feel like since we talked about WCW uh, so I'm kind of excited
before we talk about that. Of course, I have the Deadlock updates here.
We got watched this up on the Patreon. King of the Mountain Ravens
Special match. Yeah, I mean not King the Mountain. Jared's not in
it. Well, the King the Mountain was of course six Puck and we
all knew that, so that's why he was in this match. Hey,
one of the legends of the Mountain. Yeah, this is from slimmer Us
three five and it's like a Mountain rush boy, you know, Thanxtbog Jared
raven Abyss. Jared not in it, Tony, He's not on the Mountainted,
the Mountain Mountains War, Monnie Brown Raven six poc ag Styles and Abyss
for the nw A World Championship and fun Fun Match. There was a lot
more from it than I remembered, and uh, you should go check that
out. It's a five dollars here on our Patreon right now. The SGH
thread is up on the Patreon. You can go suggest shows for us to
watch this month. Unless you're Dan Reichert. You're not allowed to suggest anything,
dude or d O Brown or in the Q and A. There is
a question regarding this, so we'll talk about it there. DPW Limit Break
is being regarded as one of the best shows of the year, Indie or
not. You can watch that, of course on DPW on demand dot Com.
We also introduced a new feature on DPW on Demand dot Com for subscribers
called DPW twenty four to seven. You can just tune into d p W
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played twenty four to seven and there's gonna be exclusive content and all sorts of
stuff on it too, So it's definitely something you should check out. We
got some fun ideas for that. Yeah, I find myself just like going
on there and I'll see the twenty four seventh thing. I'd pop it on.
I just find myself just watching shows just because they're on, which is
great. We also head to Chicago on June sixteenth with a ton of title
matches signed to the Guard. We got Tankman versus Shelley. We have speedba
on Something versus Center and Saint. We have Yuki Takase coming to America from
Japan to defend her Women's World title. Dpwtix dot com in Chicago, June
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If you can't fucking figure it out, I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah, I mean real, You're you're going out of your way to
nod to it, and then you're gonna regret it because we're the shit and
worshipping on you and You're not even the fark that's ship. You're not even
dude, I'm getting breaking news to Tony has a huge announcement to make.
What is that right to big announcement. I don't have me to step away
from the show. Ship, man, that's not what you know. I'm
doing. So I could finish my CA I finished the day. Oh and
Ship, we did it. Wow, that's James. What would you have
to say to that? You think, congratulations? All right, that's one
of the things. That's one of the things you can say to that.
Oh yeah, good job. Yeah, another one you can say. There's
also another thing you can say to that. Now it's time for the like
going this one more thing to say? You got you line the lines,
the line, oh, the line, say the line no no, no,
no, no, the other Okay, cut the fuck you did it.
It's unbelievable man. Yeah. Wow. And just so you know,
I will not share any photos of the deck. There is a deck revealed
coming on my x account ten k lights. I reveal the deck so fans
dot com slash Tony you see a big ass deck. Oh you go to
Ecstasy's biggest. I'll be doing a deck reveal on X lights. That's how
you need to know. He's also doing deck ratings if you want to deal
him five dollars No no, no, no, no sorry, okay you
want down. Yes, that's a long time coming, Tony. It's been
I mean we've had to weather and then for at least two years about this
deck. Yeah. Well, the thing is you got to do it in
certain weather, and the only time is like now, because if it gets
to summer, it's too hot and you can't do it. But I got
it done. I bought this, uh, this paint sprayer, which is
pretty fucking sweet, so like a spray can. It's it's like a gun,
you know, you got a paint gun and you hook up. So
I bought it and I was like, oh, ship, this doesn't have
a battery. And I found out, Oh, they just hook up like
power tool batteries, and so I had to like return it and then buy
a Black and Decker one. It's like Black and Decker battery in there.
They must fucking cheese that because they don't sell batteries. They just bread after
yeah yeah, yeah. So then I was doing that and I was like
fucking flying through like spraying everything and doing the ship and you know, wow,
stated it was awesome. Dude, went by so much faster. Uh.
Also, no bees, can we celebrate? I got rid of the
bees deck. We like the bees, I thought, well, we like
the bees, but not when they're carpenter. But you ever heard of carpenter?
But yeah, they get to that carpenter bees in my old house.
Done. You know? Ship? They ship? That's still talk, you
know, No, it is, you're right now. They burrow into the
wood. They burrow in your wood and make these like perfect holes and then
they eat the Then they destroy the inside of your ship, and it's and
you got rid of those pieces of ship. So you have to stay.
They don't like stays, so you stay in the deck and then they go
away. Hell you tell you. I don't know, like someone told me
this. I've never done this personally, but I heard that if you and
your friend go outside with tennis rackets, you can just fucking hit them and
ship like that. I've done that. Yeah, I don't endorse that at
all. It's awesome place you could have like slip, not playing out there
while you're doing it, and ship right after school if you want. You
could be fifteen sixty. I don't know. S. Yeah, you are
going out there. Well that's awesome. Congratulations buddy. Have I have I
liked that? Uh that tweet already? Maybe I haven't, but I so
I stay in that and then had left over so I just uh restand my
porch too, So I did that again because I had leftover stains. So
I got you got the Weber out there. I don't know if it's a
Weber, but I have a charcoal grill. Oh charcoal, okay, but
you gotta get the Weber circle grill. Come on, man, I maybe
I'll make it upgrade now. Since I got the deck done, you know,
yeah, you gotta give us a deck tour because we're coming through soon.
Oh yeah you are. Yeah, yeah, you gotta gotta cook us
brought burgers. Yeah, congrats, Tony. I'm proud of you. I
did it, finally finished the deck and given you are you going to are
you going to build a pool back there? No, some people do that
where they build the they build the deck and then they cut it like a
half circle out and they fit a pool right up inside the deck. Dude,
we did was like in Chicago. We saw that. Yeah, you're
right. It was just like ship. Yeah, you're right, mine too
high up. But I kind of thought I want to get a jacuzzie or
something that'd be awesome. That'd be the ideal thing. But that's a that's
a family man thing awesome. That's like, that's like the smush room.
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I mean. Man, you meet ball, you're fucking the your jacuzi,
you know what I mean, But not a going Yeah, I'm done with
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user name, it's a me Mario. In the year two thousand and two,
I saw a deer stand up on its hind legs and scream like a
human. Mama Mia asks, how did you get Roger Schroung for DPW.
I think people think this process is a lot harder than it is. Yeah,
you know, we emailed him and said, hey, do you have
this data available? And what's your rate? And then he said yes,
and here's my rate, and we said, oh that's awesome, thank you.
Yeah, I mean, obviously we wanted Roddy for a long time,
but you know, he always got to rate. Wait for the right moment,
and that show felt like the right moments. And it was because I've
been reading multiple multiple times that this is I'm not kidding, this is what
the tweet said, this is what the reviews said, this is what the
artisles that I read, not us. I mean we said it too,
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it. Alejandra asks, this is related. Did James jell out Olympic Slam
once Roger Troung hit that move on Abe at devlemic break. I'm pretty sure
I looked at you and said I didn't yell it, but I looked at
it and said we were usually okay, So there's times where like so because
James and I are we sit next to each other shows because we're fucking you
know, running all this ship back there, and there is definitely times where
we like forget that, like we're on like headsets or anything, and just
started yelling, I don't I feel like you. I don't know if you
I feel like you might have yelled it. I yell Okay, I definitely,
I don't remember. I definitely remember saying that there was and they turned
into a comb dude. Yeah, that was was having a good time during
that match. Yeah. Did anybody ask about his theme song? No?
Okay, so talk about that though, Yeah, I've had I actually had
a ton of people asked me about the theme song. Oh sure, sure,
I didn't know anyone asked on the Patriot. No, no, but
we shouldn't talk about it. I'd love to. Yeah, well, he
was just gonna come out to the Kingdom song and we were like, let's
do something else, so we cool. Yeah. Yeah, so we fucking
just sat there like before the show, like we finished setting everything up and
like we just started like spitballing, fucking just edits to this song and like,
it was so fun to put it together and like the final one was
Roddy's idea and it was it worked out great. It did. Yeah,
it did work out great because we were we were i mean, we just
put together a victim of Target and we're like, let's do this. But
he was like, you know, it's as it was. I think he
said it was just like a you know, it's just a different point in
his career. So he likes to you know, he likes to make things
new and make things fresh and seemed surprised that we wanted that. Yeah,
he did, which I thought was cool. He's like, whoa, I've
known, no one's ever asked me that. I'm like, what was that
possible? But yeah, he seemed super fire, especially when we started,
like he was like, you guys can do this and we were like yeah.
He was like, wow, this is like a dream song put together,
Like this doesn't like it's like, you know, a collage of all
of his career song. Yeah. Yeah, so he thought that was really
cool. He was super fucking fired up for it, and it probably made
it even better. Yeah, and then you had a fucking fantastic match.
God, that was awesome. Yeah, Bob wand the MAVs are winning the
championship, asks what other sports do you guys follow? I know Jim and
Joe make them football references sometimes as how extensive football knowledge is for y'all.
And and Toby also mAbs in four. I hope the MAVs lose. Yeah,
I mean, James and I we've been trying to get Tony and he's
not a super baseball guy, but we've been watching a baseball my whole life
when I was played like I played like well, like the problem is is
I ain't got shipp out here, so I ain't got no sport teams nothing,
James, Tommy John surgery in like sixth grade. You have to get
ahead of it, you know what I mean. That was a good thing.
You know, you got ahead of me turn into a super arm.
But you know the problem is you can only do it for so long after
that retired that in like Thursdade, you know, yeah, no it happens,
man, Yeah, you know you're throwing ninety seven and like sixth grade,
I mean, like it's gonna have He's not plating the gym teacher.
He's just hitting people with the balls. You can't control it. He's just
throwing it. Yeah. He always rushed the mound and he was on the
mound. I didn't understand how that you rushed the catcher. Sometimes he rushed
metrike. Yeah, no, I caught it a strike. I'm taking your
ass anyway. But yeah, I've been watching a ton of baseball lately.
I mean it helps that the Phillies are doing fucking tremendous how the Brave's doing
well, sorry, they were doing hot. I definitely thought I I honestly,
I definitely thought it was gonna come down to like Phillies and Braids in
the playoffs. It's still could still could. I mean, like you guys
can't close the game, so like hopefully, like it gets to you in
the fucking you know, in in extra innings. It's hard, all right.
Yeah, well, I mean that's the thing, like if you guys
don't win right away, then it becomes a looking but you know, yeah,
but I mean the problem is is that like two of our star players
got hurt, and I just started watching baseball and like I got that,
yeah man, And then I watched fucking I was like, where the hell
is Spencer st I remember I was talking to darn. I was like,
I missed like three games. I said, where the hell is Spencer striving?
And seen him in a while he blew his arm to spillerens he's out
for the rest of the year. I said, oh, that's fucking great.
And then, uh, me and Johnny were sitting there and chat one
night, he sends me this fucking article from the game earlier in the day
and said, oh, yeah, Ronald Cuanjuniors fucking blow fucking legouter or so,
I was like, what the fuck is going on? And then I
watched fucking they lost to the goddamn uh. I watched a horrible series with
the Walgreens. Oh, James resided and said, damn, we're losing to
the fucking Walgreens. And I'm like, Walgreens, and I really talked about
the fucking Nationals because their logo looks like the Walgreens logo. Yeah, horrible
series. And then yeah, with the game the other night, for Sale
fucking through five runs in the second inning or something like that. Just Chris
Sale was like in the last nine games, like eight and one, like
super fucking just on point. Yeah, and then he's just fucking just started
throwing him fucking nothing. The Phillies are. They're still holding strong. Like
I mean, we we got our first like three losses in a row the
other night, which was fucking brutal, especially that one game where it was
on another coast. So I just stay up to like twelve thirty to watch
him losing. The fucking piss that's right, And then that's when I sent
you the But like fucking Rangers Worez, who's like a fucking great, fucking
picture, unbelievable picture. He just hurt his hand, his hand, his
bruise, but I think he's not injured injured, but like, you know,
hopefully you'll be back. Brandon Marsh just got hurt, fucking pulled his
hamstring, which sucks. Bryce Harper is Yeah, he swings heavy too.
He plays a baseball stop singing. Bryce Harper is unhappy more and more every
game. He's about to punch Angel. Hernandez is gone, so he doesn't
have anyone to beat up on. So it's, you know, it's it's
getting kind of hard, but we're still holding strong. You know, we're
a ton of games ahead of a lot of people still in their standings are
pretty well. Yeah, I can't imagine that the Phillies don't take the top
spot in the league, Like I imagine that the Brads get wild card and
then like it depends on second in the division, because I feel like the
league is just horrible, Like, uh, it's just I'm looking at them,
I'm looking at every team here, like everyone's just bad. So it's
kind of like five hundred, yeah, battling for just somebody's gotta get these
three wild cards. That was like, somebody's gonna get them, So we'll
see you that regard. But yeah, I definitely looked better, Like I
mean, Acuna wasn't even playing great anyways, like he was, he wasn't
playing great, but his not great is still better than a lot of people's
good. He has to like you're kind of scared when he comes to the
plate for a minute. Yeah, yeah, it's college dwarf. You hit
him in your fucking MB game every time with the ball, I do college
swarfs can eat my ass. He hit him with the ball every time.
After that, I never want to see him on the plate. Don't put
that on. I started gud you telling me I come up to the plate
to pitch. On March October on the show. It's always my face in
the Phillies is always Schwarbur or fucking Harper. I'm like, how does this
keep happening? They're they're thirty fourth, the third and fourth, and for
some reason, every single time I come to the plate, I'm fucking pitching
to them again. Yeah, I'm in swarms DH and the Harper's just you
know, I guess where's the rest of the rotation. They're just bringing him
back around? How is it possible? What I got whit Merryfield on that
guy. He's fucking pissing me off. Yeah, asked me about two thousand
and four to two thousand and five football too. I'll tell you some crazy
statistics. Man, don't tell you. I'll talk talking about Kurt Warner on
that. Not going ahead, Jake alone, don't get me started, Julian
Peppers. Are you kidding me? We uh, you're not talking about Panthers
today. I'm not interested in talking about that. Okay, we won't do
it. Well, that's you know, there's still some time the fucking you
know, the preseason about start here. You know, you're all good.
Our organization is going to fall off the face of the plane. I wouldn't
be surprised if yeah, No City gets this team. Are you kidding me?
We watched a bunch now too, Yeah, Mma, we watched Uh
sorry about that, James, I know you put money on him too.
Yeah, okay, there was a minute. God damn, there was a
minute where I was like, Wow, I'm really about to win, like
two racks. It's okay. I thought that too when busted them open.
Yeah, I was like, wow, there's like a there was like,
I don't know, like a hint of like, oh shit, fucking Islam.
Like his face was like starting to gooche blood and he was like slowing
down a little, and Poyer was starting to piece him up. I said,
oh my, James about to fucking with him. I was like yeah,
yeah, yeah. The first round we were watching, it's like,
oh ship, like he immediately took him to the ground. I was like,
oh my god, it was like he took him to the ground.
There's four minutes left. I said, wow, No, because James had
a it was the money. It was the parlay that they had a money
line. Yeah, it was a round and a half and like first round
a minute and four minutes left, he's on the ground and he's like,
he's like, he could have. I I genuinely think that he Islam was
going for like performance of the night or something, because he I got it.
I swear he could have took him out. Yeah, dude, I
mean, well, there was definitely an arm bar. It was a Kimora.
I think maybe early in round or late in round one. I was
like, that's it, yeah, dude. Round one was fucking rough.
Yeah, but then he started standing up with him and like I was like,
all right, I guess maybe he thought like, oh damn, his
defense wrestling defense is better than I thought. Yeah, yeah, sure,
And I don't know. At some points it looked like he was like it
was I'm trying to get extra fifty thousand. I was hoping it went the
decision for you. I mean I didn't think that's probably one have won one
decision, but I was hoping, you know, you got a Yeah,
he might have. He might have had the fourth because that's where he busted
him open. I think, I mean with that one, that fight,
okay, dude, Tony. There was this fight that was Sean Strickland against
Paula Costa. Sean Strickland Paula Costa is a gigantic man, very natural,
gigantic mantail dude, like it's round to Poulocasta is drenched in sweat, looks
like he just ran through a goddamn marathon. Sean Strickland is dry and looks
like he's sparring with his buddy. And Sean Strickland is fucking piecing him up
over and over again. Sean Stracklan is walking at him, fucking kicking and
doing the kick man goofiest stance of all time. This fucking dude has round
five decision. John Strickland has won every round in everyone's eyes except this one
judge who gave Paulocausta forty nine to forty six and went to a split decision.
I was like, how the fun is that possible? Sean Strickland won,
but it was It's like, this should have been a unanimous fucking decision.
Dude. That shit is so funny. Like for some reason, he
kept backing up like in that fight, he's walking on him, Like,
first off, this motherfucker don't do throw nothing but a jab ever, and
then like he's out here kicking his cities and Polocasta, du he's grown up.
Why are you getting walked down by this guy who's hardcore danced in the
literal room right now in the street fighters stance something. Now he's drenched his
sweat getting his head punched in. Uh yeah, UFC is also, we've
watched it because usually it falls on a DPW weekend, so we like watch
it and the next day is our show, which is awesome. Uh McGregor
Chandler is not on a deep W weekend, but we still might have to
make some plans for that. Yeah, we definitely are. But yeah,
I know so that. I mean baseball and UFC, other than obviously wrestling
is really what I'm went to. I I'll probably watch football this season.
I watched it more than I ever have last season. I'll probably watch it
more this season. Basketball and hockey I wish I could get into more,
but for some reason I can't. I don't have my attention spans fucked or
something. Hockey, I can't see the puck and that pisses me off most
of the time. Each other as much. Yeah, I'm lost, and
like basketball I can't get into. I don't know. That's the only that's
the only ship. Caroline is good in his hockey. Oh yeah, the
hurricanes. Hurricane are good? Okay, horn College. No, you're right,
You're right, You're right. Duke and Caroline out there, bro?
And and is he stay? Is he stay? Got? Yeah? I
state guy, because my dad and my grandpa went in he state. That's
probably the most we've talked about not wrestling on the show ever. Yeah,
you're right, it is. That's crazy. I felt good though. I
like that. Yeah. And like I said, man, we could run
down you know what I mean, if you guys ed read you know what
I mean. We don't need all right, all right, Everyboddy uh pe
Tier Griffin finally got his bank account out of red ask ye Griffin, did
Tony watch Smiling Friends? Yet? No, I haven't because I was in
the deck so I didn't get okay, sure you know, but you can't
use that excuse for too much longer to be No, maybe never watch it.
I'll be one of those guys that never watch it. No, come
on, it will take you an hour and a half. You can literally
finish in an hour half. It's find we I wouldn't tell you to watch
it if okay, please do use your name. Remember when school taught us
division the long way as this question is for Johnny. With Nick Gage coming
out publicly in support of you guys watching mcgober, are you worried he may
try to kill you again if you refuse? Listen. This has gotta stop.
This has gotta stop. I can't wake up nearly. It's almost every
day now to this son of a bitch, Dan Reichert sending me a video
of another. Delo Brown is now in on this new cameo every day.
Dude. There was two Nick Gage ones because he recorded one and then I
guess he didn't think he'd sent it or something, so we recorded, Like
he didn't pay for two separate ones. Gage just send him to Yeah,
I guess fucking so. Yeah, the great Khalil and fucking Delo Brown is
involved now. Listen, man, yeah, something of my name either just
watched the movie. I'm not I don't want to watch the fucking movie I
got dude. Oh my god, I forgot to tell you guys this.
Okay, it was it yesterday, yesterday, two days ago, package in
the mail, just another fucking copy of macgroober. And then when I came
back from Japan, I think it was. I don't think I even told
you guys, this waiting for me, gigantic fucking like tube roll. I
said, the funk is this? I open it up. It's like a
poster. A mcgrooverer fucking posted the size on my room. I said that
A fuck? Wait what not? I don't have all the copies of mcgroober
on the wall and the poster. It'll be the craziest room. Dude.
My room is flooded with mcgroober stuff I can't own. Wilson's not in the
seen it? No, yeah, there you go. How would you know
exactly? We were on my side for one second? James back? Yeah,
because, like you know, the suck you in when you make sense,
you make sense, you know, and we make sense? Ain't that
right to? That's real, dude, Stop fucking just watch the movie.
Yeah, just watch the movie. You guys haven't watched it. I've seen
the movie. People don't care if I watch it. That's not true.
You know. I'm chilling. People do not care. We'll see me not
watch it. Leave me gvske. How do you guys feel about Valve stealing
the Deadlock name? Have you seen this? I've heard about this. Yeah,
me, the game's good. I'm all right, I don't care.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, there's nothing that just don't make a
shitty game, you know what I mean, I would suck if it's a
bad name on our name. I don't know if you guys saw this,
which is even crazy calling it deadlocks one thing, it's deadlock all caps?
Oh? Is it? It's all caps? I did not know that.
That's that's pretty hard. I looked into it because I got to send to
me like a million times, so I was like, let me take a
look at it. Yeah, it's like all caps. Is that the like
Overwatch looking? Not Overwatch? But tf two? Maybe it was it's like
a It's like a it's like Smite. I think Smite. Yeah, sorry,
that's I was rifling off a bunch of games. Yeah yeah, well,
I mean it kind of looks like Overwatch because it's like a hero based
shooter, but it's also a mobia so it's like, uh, Smite.
I think that sounds fucking crazy. I hope it's good. I mean,
like, I played League up until season three, so I mean, like,
if it's like Lee, that'd be cool. Does the world need any
more heroic shooters? James? I mean, all we get is the same
genre a game over doesn't matter what genre it is, like it's the same
game, just different companies. That's true, But I think this is supposed
to be different, like it does. Valve have many failure games, oh
god, they probably probably they probably do have like a treasure trove of just
fucked up games that didn't work. But Half like School, TF two is
fucking like iconic Orange Box in general, like with that was awesome, yeah
left, Yeah, like that whole little pack they released was awesome. Half
Life, you know, yeah, I think so. I mean, I
don't know. They probably they definitely ain't gonna give up on it. You
know, you know that ship will still be there forty I guess that's like
the big thing for them, right if it lasted test of time? Yeah
right, Like okay, it doesn't do well off off the rip, who
cares, It'll still be here forty years from now, like still ship,
yeah right? Like yeah, I remember what TF two got the hats.
We were like, what the fuck hats? Now everyone's like, hats hats
awesome. I guess I'll just real quick to talk about because we're talking about
video games. We have been playing the Killer Clowns game and it is sweet.
Oh, I love it is awesome. Yeah, Tony's fucking playing and
that's you know, Tony likes it. They gotta be back, all right,
since they canceled Friday and got rid of all that ship, I gotta
get on a killer clowns. Yeah. I thought it would take me longer
to get into it and like learn ship, because I guess I'm always kind
of that way with those kind of games, just like learning the meta and
ship. But I guess because it's like a new game, it didn't feel
as much pressure to do everything right off the rip. But yeah, I
like that, you know, the proc shats awesome. I like that you
don't have to like I actually kind of like that you can't pick what side.
I mean, I would like to be clowns more often than I am,
because I'm definitely humans way more. But I do enjoy that I had
to learn both. It's weird that we like three of us and we never
get clowns and there's three. I think we'd always be clowns every time,
just because there's already three. Yeah. I was thinking, well, I
was thinking maybe because like more times than not, a lobby is made and
they put one clown in there, and they just try to fill the cot
clown spots, so like they're not gonna put they're not gonna try to make
it on even Oh, Tony, we fucking played a game the other night.
There was seven humans, no clowns, and someone still lost. Someone
still lost. They still didn't get out at the end, they didn't leave.
It's crazy. I guess the patches coming out on June fourth, so
I think that's right. Yeah, they have a ton of content that's supposed
to be in the game too. There was some stuff that was leaking Tony
that like they're gonna put walkie talkies in and a different map and have like
a seasonal skin drops and ship on this patch. No, not dispatch,
I think cover. I'm begging for the walkie talkie, replace some of the
Hamburgers on the mat with a walkie talking dude. Get rid of the fucking
stick and only that ship, and get rid of the fucking mini game where
you fucking sequencer, Yeah yeah, sequencer, And get rid of ballom Pope
Yeah okay, because you can spam it. Yeah sure, balloon pop is
fucking bullshit. And the simon says ones I'm getting sick of too now Actually
it's too slow. Also, oh fuck, there is another video game question
here. Actually, uh, I love this Apple, I love you.
I Love life. Asks a bit more for James, but applies to the
rest of the boys too. Have you seen multi versus Jason, and if
so, what do you think of the design? Big ah, big back,
big bag. Yeah, I play it. Yeah, but you played
it? Yeah, I played. Jason sucks, dude. I think his
design looks like ship dude, I don't like. I was surprised that you
said that he was. He looked like to being teen Titans go yeah cartoon
Yeah, but yeah, no, I whooped, man, Jason sucks.
Jason might be the worst character in the game. I'm not even kidding.
How's that so you get to play Jason X or is that just a skin
that's in the battle Past past thing? The battle Past? That's cool they
put it in, though, I'm glad that I'm glad that it's so fun.
I spent oh, I spent so many years in my life with people
telling me that Jason X sucked. They said, yeah, oh my god,
you can't have twenty copies of that movie on VHS, And I'm like,
wild. I love this movie. Yeah, well guess what, Buddy
Time told that I was right, Jason X is awesome. Yeah, that's
your movie's fucking sweet. And anyways, yeah, he sucks in the game.
I play Shaggy. Yeah, fucking oh my goodness, I gave that
man the juice. Yeah, he won't do him nothing. Uh, he's
he's like a tank character like him and like you know, the Iron Giant,
all they suck. Sure, what's he do? Like is he throws
at people he can grab you and then like he has like a u fucking
tilt with the with the sword where you can ship. But like, yeah,
he's just too slow and like he just doesn't Yeah, he just doesn't
finish well and like every other character does everything he does better and it's just
tough. Sure, maybe they'll rework uh yeah, he probably needs to be
reworked, or at least something needs to change on him a little buffski.
Yeah, I mean I was playing at Shaggy. Shaggy is probably one of
the best carriers in the game. Crazy Yeah, Yeah, he's just got
certility. Yeah, he's super quick. All his attacks hit like a brick.
I could throw sandwiches at people. I mean like I could throw sandwiches
at people and I can go super saying, and I got Captain Falcon's nath.
I mean like, yeah, dude, he's got everything, Like,
yeah, he's got all the sauce. Yeah. Man, No, it's
it's real. It's slow though. The game's way slower than they used to
be. See. I saw that, and I, I mean, did
you not like that? I'm cool with it because I'm not great at it.
Okay, that's why I saw that. I like this because I thought
maybe it be easier for me to figure shit out. I didn't hate it.
I definitely think that there's a pretty big skill gap though, or at
least at least I don't play games like that, so to me, the
skill gap is very large between someone who knows what they're doing and yeah,
imagine a lot of Smash players are great at that already, right, Yeah,
I guess Brawl or Ultimate players be good at it because they've been playing
shitty games a whole life. Sir, A couple more questions here, user
name. They needed a self soldier, so I put my hands on the
Hibachi hot plate at Benny Hannah and burned my fucking fingerprints off asks why did
you cut all the cane penis footage from the Seen No Evil SGH fod did
we cane penis footage? Oh no, we didn't cut that. I was
gonna say, isn't that in there? This little thing? Yeah, yeah,
no, it was video. Maybe they're talking about the one where it
was like where you remember how we're the video fucked up? Yeah, well
there was like forty minutes of us going the video file is not working,
So that's what that's what I think he's talking about, is a live version.
You have to be in there. The live version is like the better
version, but it'll only be experienced by the fifty people that were there.
Yeah, it was just us fucking for forty minutes going there's Kane's penis.
Yeah, that's technically replaying the part where Kane was a shitty kid and had
a shitty thick. Yeah, it was fucked up, and so we thought
maybe, you know, it'd probably be better if we just didn't sit there
for forty minutes doing nothing. Yeah, there's I mean, there's I wonder
how many. There's probably like a ton of SGH stuff that people don't know
that we did, just because it was so long ago. We've watched both
Ceno evil movies. We watched a ton of w B cartoon movies. Yeah,
yeah, it's unbelievable on there. Yeah all right, two more questions
here. Brian asks rank these butt fucking wrestling moves from best to worst.
Road Dogs humping, pump, handle slam, Norman Smiley's Big Wiggle, and
Viscera's visagra. So ranked these best to worse. That's that's the last one
this, Sorry, Viscera is anal destruction. I love that. Sorry,
I don't want to get that one wrong. Yeah he was. It was
the video game one. That's why he put that there. Okay, Uh,
what's the worst one out of those? It's gotta be probably the road
Dog road Dogs, right, yeah, road Doug's the worst for sure.
I don't enjoy his as much, but he does, but he puts a
lot of work into it. But I can't put Norman Smiley's Big Wiggle last.
And Viscera's anal destruction is a top tier move. Well, you see,
the road Dougs isn't act. His move isn't fucking in the ass.
That's just like a taunt with the move. So I wouldn't even call that
part of the move. Okay, I see, Yeah, the slam,
I mean the pump handle is the party, not the hump. Not the
hump. Yes, yeah, so that's not even I would just eliminate that
from the list altogether. Damn non factor. So it's big wiggle and uh,
this is no, no, no, this is angel destruction. Okay,
yeah, the big wiggle is the one where he fus him in the
ass. Correct, it's not a move, right, So really this of
there's construction wins by default. Yeah, there's only one move. All right,
there you go, process of elimination. We figured it out. Last
question here Truth fourteen hundred asks Tony, Pizza Guy and Seandpulse. Can we
get a background room tour? Maybe we should go Tony first, Uh,
there's stuff back there. A couple of posters tell us this behind the first
it used to be in James's room and then I moved. Uh you used
to be in James's room. Yeah, that's the background. Oh right,
you lived room. Oh yeah, that's where it say. It's a nice
room too. Yeah, and yours is uh used to be in James.
Are you still James? I'm still in James's room. Yeah, I'm sill
you can give us a background tour of James's room. Mine's all fucked up,
kids, it James that you have on You know what I'm saying.
My my James's room is fucked up? Oh yeah, what's going on here?
James? Is there anything in your background that you can show the people
that they may have not seen before or maybe point out, Like you got
CRT TVs in there still? Yeah, I got crt TV back here.
VCR Combo just one of the many CRTs that owned in my house. I
collect crttvs. Why I don't know, man, I'm just looking for him,
the stale hit. I don't know why not. I got a bunch
of vhs is back here, Wrestling, Royal Rumble, Big Egg Universe,
fucking sixty, VHS Combo to go over a ten hour show. I got,
like I said, I got the Royal Rumber Survivor Series, Deadly Game.
I got a championship here. I got the aw one, Uh,
the aw one I can't the General Manager GM turnament. Yeah. I got
the WCW Women's title non painted in the center. For some reason, don't
have another one made it. I don't know what that one is. Over
there. Okay, but I got a I got a handheld camera film style.
I got Slashers. I think Jason X is over there. All the
Evil Dead movies on VHS. How many jameson X copies do you actually have?
I got at least like six. No ke, Yeah, for a
while, anytime I would see him in the wild, I just pick pick
him up and buy him. That's pretty cool. There's a bunch of bullshit,
man. I got god damn monitors back here. They're just sitting here
because once you get a new monitor, I don't know what you're supposed to
do with the old one. Dumpster. Hell no, it's just the works,
it's not. But I mean you have to recycle him or something.
I think two legendary editions still in the motherfucking uh uh. The Xbox one
still in the box. As anyone looking, that's crazy over that thing.
I got all the wrestling games I got up there. I got uh you
Gathering my Magic, the Gathering Deck. I got u g O Deck Grave
Keepers. You already know what the is going on. You got any tournament
trophies up there? Yeah? I got whatever Chris did that one time where
I molly wapped everyone in that bitch the King of the Ring thing or whatever.
Yeah, back when I used to you still play, stop playing.
I got a Nintendo Switch, I got R two D two, Xbox three
sixty Oh ship there. Yeah, I got a bunch of bullshit. Mind
bought nothing forever. But well, what they what I want them to see
someday, hopefull maybe we can film it some day. Is the shelf?
What shelf in my living room? Yeah? Oh yeah, y'all don't even
need to see that. It's just that it's overflowing with juice. It is,
uh, it is like if if you could take James's like brain and
put it into physical For me, it's a shelf. That's a good way
to put it. You're right. Yeah, it's all over the place,
man, Like there's goddamn there's uh yeah, yeah, there's a Black Ranger
frog style down there. There's goddamn Jack Officer from Japan. There's a CRT
TV down there too. There's Tony Terrors, Jason and Freddy and yeah you
got this for me? I remember that. That's you. You got chuckle
Dell, you got that for me too, ULL's beast, I got that
is just stuff. I also thought would be funny to give the Yeah,
yeah, I got Taz something boy. Yeah, I got Orange tend to
sixty four from the meet up we did. I forgot the Era of Honor
begins begins, Yeah, yeah, I forgot to pick that up. I
got U F C one and two in Japanese on VHS. Yeah. It's
crazy down there, man, and that chef can't hold nothing more. It's
gonna break one day. But I'm just gonna go to our breaks. There
are figures on there standing up shockingly. I don't know it's there. That's
weird, like glue them to the thing that's not I I switch them around
when you check them, bitch, sorry to make sure, just exact them.
Yeah. I just can't stand without the pegs. They can. You
have got figures down there. I got Danielson and Claudia elect He's got he's
collecting the r H except one. Know all of them. You're getting all
of one. I promise you it'll be there next time you see me.
That is what I was talking about. What I was talking about, where
am I gonna put I got non Jason x D v DS VHS is on
there. Fine, just take it out of the box. I got Slashers
two thousand and one vhs back, you got Slash you do three Slasher DVDs
the other day. You were there when I got him. I was there
stunned. Oh, because they got delivered to the wrong house. Yeah,
I got three Slasher DVDs delivered to the house and then they didn't come to
my house. And the duke came up saying, are these yours? Oh?
Yeah, I'm sorry. That's a good doctor rip. Yeah that was
crazy. Yeah, we'll have to show that off. But yeah, I
do enjoy Uh. Oh, there's a what was the what was the thing?
You added something to it the last time I was there that I brought
you. Oh, roadkilled shirt. I'm sure to kill nine. Roadkilled shirt
is the heaviest and guilted shirt. It's the heaviest shirt I ever got a
life. I was like, good lord, I SA fun. It was
like twenty bucks. I said, I cannot get this. I hat rising
mm a flag on there. Oh that was pretty horrible show. But that
was good. Yeah, no, it's all good though. I remember my
aunt like two years ago got me Wrestle Kingdom nine on DVD. She said,
you probably like this, right, and I said, it was cool
wrestling. That's a good show. Yeah it is. Yeah, it is
a good show. That's fucking super nice of her. Yeah yeah. I
was surprised that what the hell did you find this? Because she don't know
nothing about wrestling? She got Wrestle Kingdom nine on DVD? You get that.
I was, as She's like, I just found it at the store.
I said, you found this at the store. Store, as a
wha, what in Japan? At New Japan got she got the DP w
ets store. You got one of those dude TVW on dvd, Bootleg TVW
Forever Bootleg shout out to all the dudes' botlegging TV. Thank you so much.
But there you go. That is the Q and A for this week.
Thank you for some of your questions, and now it's time to talk
about w s W. All right, now it's time to get into World
Championship Wrestling. Monday Night tro January twentieth, nineteen ninety seven. Mmm,
yes, uh a lovely year. I was six years old, little baby
boy James was what five twenty at the bar drink. You know why I'm
watching this? You know what I mean? No, what are you watching?
I was watching I'm probably watching Barney. Yeah, hell, yes,
go I gott ask my mom. She got a video of me going crazy
on the Barney I was dancing for the duo. Probably got one of those
two. Yeah, I love that, dude. I like Barney's so much
that like for when I like took me forever, but like I would have
like Mountain Dew and I would call it purple kind just because I liked Barney
so much. It was purple and my brain Barney. I think it's because
like the media was so centralized back then and said you either liked Barney or
you weren't liking nothing, because there won't nothing else. Everyone else was on.
Yeah, it was Barney and Power Rangers in goddamn Sesame Street, y'all
bear liked this or else? Yeah, I was. My timeline was Barney
then by Rangers in the wrestling. That was how my life went. Yeah,
Power was sick. It was pretty sweet. But let's talk about to
w CW before we get into the show. Let's take a look at what
was going in the world wrestling at the time. We've talked about this period
of time a lot, so there's not too much of a draw from I
only have a couple things here, but something to bring up, nonetheless from
The Observer. January twenty seventh, nineteen ninety seven, just one day after
WBF drew the second largest paid crowd for pro wrestling ever in the United States,
WCW set the company all time attendance record, drawing a sellout of over
just seventeen thousand fans paying one hundred and eight nine two hundred and six dollars
to the United Center for the January twentieth Monday Night tapings in Chicago. In
addition to the company's all time single event merchandise record was devastated, with nearly
one hundred and seven thousand dollars in merch sold. That is so that's this
show that we're talking about right here. They so well that merchant The boys
got none of it because it wasn't in their contract. That's what I'm sorry,
I don't know what wellbore, dude, look at what I signed it,
brother, dude. They probably didn't even have to pay for the United
Center, you know, like, uh, inter WW was giving away tickets
a lot, but this place, yeah, yeah, I mean like and
then Unit Center's like a new venue like around the sign in ninety. So
was that right, Like, it hadn't been around, It hadn't even been
around for ten years yet. Oh shit, yeah, yeah, who goes,
they were said, because who plays here? The fucking bulls play?
Yeah, of the bulls. Yeah, yeah, they got the banner.
Winsting comes down, the bulls been. I was so sure. That is
nuts. Yeah, that is nuts. You're right. Request TV is confirmed
that the live e CW pay per view for April thirteenth from the East w
Arena from nine pm to eleven fifty five pm Eastern Time is happening. They
are doing it barely legal, they don't yet, but that is it is
confirmed happening. The suggested price of the event is nineteen ninety five, with
a twenty four to ninety five price tag the day of the event, although
the price is really up to the local cable companies. Hew, the whole
library and the boys are getting paid. Yeah, it goes straight to the
show. He goes straight up fucking show dBW on demand dot Com. Please,
goddamn last thing here. This is a w CIW thing. We've read
this like, but this was like a long time ago. Kevin Sullivan and
Chrispin Waugh are taking their angle to the extreme, so to speak. After
the nitrol On January thirteenth, so a week before the show that we're watching,
there was a brawl where Sullivan punchmin Wah twice at at about twelve thirty
am at High Toppers, a bar near the Superdome, and they had a
major poll up part after ben Wa was making out with Nancy Sullivan. I
guess she still was at the time. This is similar to the Pilman deal
and that the only ones who in honor are probably Kevin, Nancy, Chris
and Bischoff and a few others, And they're trying to pass it off to
the boys as a legit angle or a legit thing that happened since most of
the wrestlers were there because of the Pilman Deal. Almost none of the wrestlers
buy it, but there are a few who thought it was legit. There
are only a few people at the bar that weren't w CW personal Well,
okay, so, so Nancy is still with Kevin Sullivan at this point in
real life. I think maybe they just broke up and like she or maybe
there's still like an issue there because I've been while I was making out with
her at this bar and Sullivan punges them. But yeah, right, okay,
yeah, and on TV though she's with been watched, she's with been
watched. She might actually be with Ben while at the time too, okay,
but maybe there was you know, yeah, there's someone want to talk
about it? That sure? Okay, ununderstandable. Well, let's get into
the show. Then let's talk about WW Nitro. January twentieth, nineteen ninety
seven. We are live in the United Center in Chicago with Nitro and yeah,
they because Shamanni was doing like during the Pyro part. I think they
were playing the song. Yeah. Oh okay, So there wasn't like a
shot of the you know, the buildings, no, yeah, so it
sold out those places packed. That's a pig, some bitch. Yeah,
comes to from the home of the world champion Chicago Bulls and the Chicago Blackhawks,
and we're in Chicago. I I love this Nitro stage with the trusses
and ship and the big logos and the swirly Pyro. This is awesome.
Oh yeah, it's awesome. Yeah. I think it's the coolest one ever.
I think that I really wish that in the W two K video game
it wasn't a big ass ramp, big ass ramp. Come on, man,
you see the ship is little little ram. Come on, man.
I also say that Teenag's road Show, Uh, their the road show entrance
that copied this was very cool too, but it added like two screens on
the left and right. I was gonna say, that's a good could tell
you. I feel like we've talked about a bunch of If we were going
to change our stage, it would be similar to this. Yeah, I
would definitely do the multi trust down thing and then awesome, Yeah, if
you need the screens, do the screens of not whatever? Fuck it.
So Mancho Man jumps the guard rail here to start the show, and they're
like, what the fun? That's the Masha Man. Macho Man is in
full black? Is he in the nw O or no? No, he
just lost the Hogan Havoc Halloween in October, right, so he hasn't been
around since October? That's oh yeah, they did say that he hasn't been
around the minute, right, so he lost So he was but I think
he lost a Hogan out. Remember what the match? What was was even
going on in the storyline at all? But bullshit, I tell you that
I jumped twelve to six off the top of the cake, my legs holding
one cup. He's that in twenty years. So yeah, matcham one hundred
and fifty thousand dollars too much, all right, but we're not gonna use
it. He'll just sit home. Yeah, yeah, he likes put him
in a big dog Custer. Give him one hundred and fifty thousand more dollars,
so macho man. Yeah, he jumps around, gets in the ring
with a chair. He puts the chair in the ring and he could see
the microphone. Everyone's like, what the fuck is going on? And watch
them says, here's the deal. I've been black Bold said, oh okay,
I understandable. That's how you hear that said. I'm not leaving here
tonight until I tucked to somebody that's got some major stroke. Night is a
two hours show. I ain't got no plans. I plan to stay here
all night. And one other thing, I've got a message for my x
W c W boss, Eric Bitschoff. You can give my ass. And
that's what this whole opening segment is is the commentary is like, well,
we have a match to do here. You can't just stay here. What
the hell do we do? Dude? This was the most made up match
of her this Chobo versus Max. There's all Max like talking about on this
is we're kicking off the shut this is we're kicking off the shut us.
Then some music hits and I said, I don't know who fucking music this
is. And that's when I realized they're going to try to do the first
match with Machaman in the ring. They can't waste any more time. We're
like five minutes into the show. It was awesome because he said, Craig
Leathers in the booth is telling us we got to start the show. Craig
Leather's always the man in the bag in the back. Kill you, Greg,
Doug, Dylan Cher in the bag, Craig Leathers, Me, and
everyone's always in the back, and it's always like it's always the same dude.
It's like w W was so grounded in his presentation, like anything that
you could possibly say, like a, you know, we're having issues in
the back. You know, it's like Craig Leathers is back there. It's
like, shit, you don't know who, We don't know Craig Leathers,
but he's got to be important, right, He's like he's on the truck.
He's telling He's tells Giovanni like, we gotta start the show, all
right, says I'm sending Chavic grow Junior and Max from the Dungeon out there
and Max maxim one with the sideburns mohawk down to a mullet. You know
what it is. They're gonna wrestle out there with Savage in the ring.
They're gonna do that. That's what they were playing on. Tony James talked
about this. I don't know if it was on the pod or we just
talked about this off pod, but ww's presentation was, the commentators are watching
an event, so like anything that's happening all like outside of that, it's
like fucking whatever. So that's why, like you know, you can't really
hear the ring announcer because like the commentators are talking over him because that's just
a part of the event. They're just telling you what's going on. Yeah,
Greg Leathers, like the show must go on. He's producing a show
and they're just supposed to be calling it as it is. Yeah, like
the show is going to exist whether or not they're introduced like it's not the
segments are all happening in a row because it's a two hour event that they're
getting through and the commentator's just taking you for the ride through the event,
right, So like what we're here an hour one, here's what we're gonna
here's what's planned on, whatever. We didn't have this on the fucking sheet.
I don't know what's going on, but it's gonna happen anyways, because
it's just fucking you know, it's just a live event, you know,
right Exactly in WWBS right presentation was a lot different, where like you know,
they would cut out for the and that's how wrestling. Once WCW died,
and even once WCW got to like ninety eight ninety, they started doing
the WAF presentation where they would stop for the announcers and let them come in
and dot yeah, because that it was it was now produced like an episode
and not an event, right, And like Paul in WCW was basically holding
weekly events, was like right with the idea. That's why Chovo Versus Max
is happening is because that's one of the matches that we had signed for tonight's
card. It's a wrestling card happened right, Yeah, and like if you
had promo time, it was either after your match or like it was a
very it was like Rick Flair was doing something right. Like it's not off
in your backstage. Yeah, it's not off in your backstage. It's not
often that someone just if you walk out and like you do a promo on
the show, it's because you're Eric fucking Bischoff and you run the show,
or like it's nWo interrupting the flow of the show or something. It was
just getting rounded. It was cool. It was different, like this whole
thing, macho Man comes in and fucking literally I'm not like it wasn't like
a macho man sits down and then someone interrupts him immediately and then that's the
segment for the night. It was macho Man. He's taking over the show.
I'm sitting in his fucking chair. I'm not fucking moving, and commentary
doesn't know what's happening. No one of the crowd is what's happening. Nothing
on the show. Nothing on the show's happening, like, nothing's being pushed
forward. All that we're seeing is Macha Man just sitting in his fucking chair
and it's awesome. It's just it's I imagine at the time, like I
said, I was way too young to watch like this era, Like I
mean, if I fucking did, I wouldn't retain any of this. But
I imagine at the time that this was like super crazy, like especially like
nuts. Yeah, and you're like, dude, you're probably calls dude,
Macho Man's fucking like not letting this show you got you got to see this.
Macha Man's just sitting there mincing. He had no idea because he wasn't
around for like his October, like doesn't even work here, Like is he
really not work here? I don't know what's going on? And then you're
on the phone, it's like, well, who's this fucking dude? The
moment you guys cyburns mohawk and then a moment, what the fuck? Who
says? That's Max? Don't you do Mags Taba out here? He's confused.
Macho Man is still sitting in the ring. There's a ref in the
ring. Now it's time to go, and Chavo gets in the ring.
He's fucking trying to get Macho Man out. Macho Man is just waving him
off. Macha man is chill, axe and heavy. By the way,
he doesn't like Java. He says, get the fuck into my r.
There was definitely like a hierarchy in w c W and the way that the
announcers did it too, Like the way that they were calling it was like
that too, like a ma mad does. A Chava Guerrero is in the
ring and like, what's machu make care? There was a back and forth
goes was like, yeah, why the fucking machu man care? And then
someone else is chiming to look well, Chavo, you know, he wants
to wrestle, He's gonna he wants to get paid for tonight and that's what
he's gonna have his match. I was like, Wow, this is what
happens. Yeah, you signed awesome, you get you get paid to do
the match, and then you get paid if you win. And then like
yeah, if you don't, you don't get paid. Yeah, and like
that's why Chava is pissed. It's all super grounded and Craig leather see my
fucking brother Mireg Leathers has a list of matches they have to get through tonight
and it's gonna have another We got to show Craig. That's a job to
dude, man. I love to sit Chava and Max out there. After
like six minutes whatever a lot of time was he pushes them out and all
right, now send the next two guys out there. We have another match
we got to do. They just keep him going. So match A man
finally stands up and the crowd goes, oh shit, Andava is trying to
reason. Will watch him when he puts his hand on Macho Man's shoulder and
Macho Man decks him. He takes him out, throws him over the top
rope, huge pop, and then he sits right back down. The crowd
goes nuts too. Every time march Man does anything, crowd goes nuts.
Yeah, he's fucking super over. They're very happy to watch this guy sit
in the middle of the ring. They are that was a big w sew
thing. If you get thrown out of the ring by a guy, you're
done. That's it. You're yell you're not getting done. You're done.
You're you're done for the night. Chovo. Sorry, we've like called by
the way side note, we like told guys that at like DPW is like
you gott throw them out like w C w style. Well tell you exactly
too, Yeah, and they tell exactly what we're talking about. We say,
also when they need to hit the ring bell crazy, you gotta do
w CW STU. Yeah, think you like a w CW like Nitro And
they're like, oh shit, let's say somebody said that in the comments of
the Calvin thing on YouTube and they're like that ring bell was ww fucking uh
you know ninety two or sometimes like that's exactly what it is. So now
outcomes Chavo's opponent. It's Max Who who? This guy looks like he was
built to wrestle in both the x WF and the w EXO. Someone's gonna
tell us this is like Stone called Steve Austin or something. This guy was
like Borikai or something. Dude, every time I feel like I see somebody
or watch something, I'm like, who the hell is this guy? I
was like, that's Mike Nis or that's Bobby Duncan Junior. Who are you?
Max? Max comes out here and gets in the ring and he's you
know, he's he's piste heat and you can hear him talking to Machua and
he says, that's why Payday right, are you gonna pay me? Huh?
And Macho Man stands up and gets in Max face. Can you describe
Max one more time? Please? How it looks big muscle boy, single
it sideburns on, mohawk turns You're like, oh cool, mohawk, and
he turns around. Mullet, mohawk, mullet. This is a very inspired
wrestling look. This is a if you described like, if you built a
wrestler in nineteen ninety seven, he would look like Max. Yeah. Yeah.
For some reason it turns into Randy Orton. No, this is what
a wrestler is actually supposed to look like. This guy in times of Change
changed. So Macho Man stands up to Max and Max makes the ultimate mistake,
same mistake that Chavo did. He puts a hand on Macho Man's shoulder,
and you don't fucking do that, because Macha Man starts punching him in
the face. Fucking son of me. Look at you, look at you.
You look ridiculous. So Fracho Man fucks him up. He picks up
the chair and the crowd goes crazy, and then he puts the chair down
and the crowd's not happy with that. Well, Max Muscle is he's out
of here now. So the referee trying to reasonable Macha Man, he reaches
down and grabs his wrist. Matra Man stands up and gives him two palm
strikes to the track. Palm strikes the ship out of him and launches him
over the top rope. And then here's Doug Dillinger. Had a security who
under said him, So Doug Dillinger's here. Macha Man does not even give
him a fucking second. Macho Man shoves Doug Dillingder down and Doug Dillinger sells
this like he got just shot by a sniper in the rafters. He falls
back, falls onto the bottom rope. His head snaps back like he broke
his neck. There's a quiet hush and he he the head of security.
What's Craig to do next? Who is I guess there's one man left,
so they send out a man from another match. It's Alex Right, Well
we got another master. So Alex Wright is now out here, who also
has a scheduled match on this show, and he's trying to reason with the
Macho Man, and Macho Man looks at him. He says, yead here,
why did you do that? Little dancer. Won't you cut your hair
like match does yourself? Berlant. So Alex Wright, not learning by the
mistakes of all of the men that came before him, reaches out and touches
the macho man's shoulder. And you don't do that because gets bunches. Stop
touching, Stop fucking touching. Watcha man fucking bumps, Alex Right. He
picks up a chair and he's daring people to get in the ring. Now
in the aisleway, there's everyone that's wrestling on the show, like Steiner Brothers
are here, the Amazing French Canadians. Alex Right, I don't know if
Harlem Heat was out there. All the fucking stars are here, the amazing
French Canadians in nineteen ninety seven, and they have two big matches on the
shows. Well they're there and there, you know, they because they got
TV time and Macha Man is fucking up their paydays, so they want him
out of there. And then just out of nowhere, we look up and
Sting is repelling from the ceiling. The fuck Sting dude. Yeah, he
repels down from the raptors the first time ever. I didn't know when on
the show. This was gonna happen, but I did not expect it to
be here. They yeah, this is awesome. Yeah, that's what's really
cool. He came down in front of the Chicago Bulls flag. That looked
cool as hell. It did look cool, and he came I you know
what, for some reason in my mind, he had not come down the
first time at the announcer table. No. I didn't know they either.
I thought it would have been ringside. Yeah, but he came down at
the announcer table, so that was kind of cool. Yeah. No,
I guess you know. They figured his first time, let's put him in
the most open area we can find, which was next to the announcers.
When he comes, when it comes down, and the uh, he's got
all the gimmicks on. I mean, I remember, I remember a few
of these times, like he was trying to get out of it. He's
fucking struggling, it's so much ship on him. He got out of been
super quick. Thought this time he had it all everything. It was awesome,
which works out super well because this could have been like a disaster.
I don't even know, dude, it could have killed Sing's career. Yeah,
I mean it could, Yeah, it could have been just worst,
the worst thing ever, but it ended up being fucking awesome, and Larry's
abisco. When he comes down, he says, that's it's like the Fly.
The fly is a horror movie about a scientist who sucks up and becomes
a fly. How is this like the fly? Dude? It's like,
that's why would he fly in the fly? Flies? You know, like,
that's a scary fucking movie. It is a fucking horrendously fucking legendary horror
movie. Movie's awesome. I love that movie. But pulds the wings off.
The fuck it's all slimy for some reason. Slimy flies aren't slimy like
that. And how a sting like this at all? He's like a fly,
he says. No, it's like the phantom. Oh yeah, that's
right, makes myself group. Oh my god, No, I don't ever
see that one. Let's talk about that one. Let's we don't talk about
that. Guy looks like the fucking fly out there. Who's that? Alex
was like, oh, yeah, that's the fly. He looks just like
Jeff Gold. Jeff, give me what the fuck? The fly is crazy?
Oh my god, it's a fuck up fly thing up there. Not
to mention the fly. He just like teleports in that movie, So like,
what the fucking yeah, that's right, that was a gimmick. That's
what the original Sting gimmick was supposed to be. As a Wrestlerphin turns into
a fly. That's actually seven two years later that man's career. That sucks.
Sting starts, you said, He gets all the show off very quickly,
starts walking towards the ring. Zbisco is saying, we know where his
alliances are. He's with the New World Order. And I don't care what
anyone says, because I guess they think Sting has joined the n w O,
even he's in black and white. Well I guess that's true, but
he's also the fly, So what the fuck? Who knows what it's like
the phantom? Okay, yeah, probably. Sting gets into the ring and
Macha sitting back down in the chair. Sting starts hitting the chair with the
bat and he pushes the bat against Macho Man's neck, and Macho Man's fucking
pissed. Now he faces off with Sting and then Sting gives Macho Man the
bat, then turns his back to Macho Man and pretty much fucking tells him
to hit him. Hit me, that's leathers came on please. So Sting
turns his back and he's wan macho man, hit him with the bat.
But macho man, this is the coolest shit ever. Macha Man tosses the
bat to Sting, whose back is towards him, and Sting still catches the
That was awesome the world right here, and then they both leave through the
crowd together. Well, well, thing leaves and then matchra Man almost fucking
dies. Ramnah was dies trying to climb the guardrail. But yeah, they
leave together. Always does, by the way, every time he goes over
the guardrail, he always has problems does because he does it so like he's
too amped up all the time to leap the whole thing at once or something
like crazy leave and one fell swoop, Yeah, and he fucking hits his
legs every Oh fucking motherfucker fucking touch me. Get that ship out of here,
Craig lethers Sting. Why don't we go up on the fly the phantom?
Oh yeah, yeah. Then we go to commercial and we come back
and Shivanni talks about n WO taking over the show and how they welcomed in
a New Member. On December sixteen, ninety six, Masira Chona exposes that
he has an nWo shirt on when him and Sonnyona were talking to Mean Gene
in the ramplay, and mean Jean says, what is the meaning of this?
Well, he probably joined the nWo Mean g Yeah there, sonny Ono
did not know this, and him and Chono start arguing, and mean Jean
says, what did he just say? And Sonnyono replies to mean Gene and
Japanese, and mean Jen says an English idiot. Yeah, he was like
real, like he's so into this nWo thing. Yeah, he's like,
this is the word, this could shut down the company. No, you
need to tell me English. So Chono grips up sonny Ono and pushes him
over, and then Chono uh lost to Jericho by d Q that night when
Jericho's leg got caught in the rope and Jericho was hanging upside down outside of
the ring and Chono stomped his ship into Smithereens. Yeah what a great That
was pretty fucking cool. Yeah I like that. Yeah, he ripped in
the New Japan's shirt off, and the way he picked him up was like
a rag dog he was just like, here, dude, that's why it
had some Yeah, it had some personal evenditta. I'm sure you know he
had his off nights. Yeah, but I thought this was cool. I
guess coming off of that pre tape here, they decided we're gonna go into
the Chris Jericho and Alex Wright match box. Right was out there, so
yeah, I guess why not ship They had one hundred people out there.
I guess you know what I mean, like the French Canadian dudes, amazing
French Canadians. Yeah, I couldn't believe they both got their own matches.
Wow. Nuts. Yeah, and so Max and Chavo. No payday for
the boys? What the fuck? Yeah? No payday? Damn dude,
my man's got paid for this. No, I'm not fucking pay I don't
even know who they are. How about I fund Max and I kill him.
How don't we just take the dingeon and this show, Hey, sting,
how about we go to the rafters and throw Max off of it.
You can need some hot dogs up here, Yeah, we can make them
small dogs. Small dogs. So Chris jerk on Alex Right, it's you
know, I was, I look at Chris Jericho making his fucking entrance here,
and I'm like, Wow, I've been watching the entire time that I've
been alive, Jericho has been wrestling on TV. Yeah, oh my god,
Like that's fuck actually insane that there hasn't been like, oh my god,
there hasn't been a time where Jericho wasn't like at least around Yeah,
that is pretty fucking fucked up. Yeah. Wow, he's still going.
Yeah, he's still rocking, and he's got the dBW national champion in his
group, dude, and that is good. Yeah, whatever y'all think.
Chris Jericho comes in here, big fucking baby face energy. Here, Chris
Jericho, flying shoulder tackle, Japanese arm drags, super kick out of an
international. Yeah yeah, wow. Chance, this is the first match of
the night. By the way, right man was just sitting in the ring
doing nothing for fifteen minutes. The car is like and then ship brother,
we didn't even got the first Canadian seagulls. Yeah, boring, chance existed,
yet it did because there was one guy, dude, it was it
was the guys that also chanted e c W. It was those guys,
you know what those are my guys they came through, which is crazy.
That they were boring, channing Chris Jericho, who was in CW. But
anyways, that's a different conversation. So yeah, Alex right, because Jericho
went off with a no look leg Larya and I thought this was awesome.
They chant boring again and uh Jericho and they take it home Jericho right.
Okay, do you think they called it early here? I would have because
it feels like they get lost in the standing switch exchange, like yeah,
okay, so yeah, I was. So they do a victory like a
standing switch exchange, they trade pins, do the standing switch exchange, and
then Jerko pins right out of a victory role. Jericho, as you said,
doesn't look happy, and then this is funny as fuck. Jericho is
like talking to the camera. In the background, you can see Alex Wright
standing up celebrating double fists. Get the fuck othering itself, don't we become
big outther Yeah, so that was the first match of the night, starting
all with a good old fine chance. Yeah. I thought it was,
you know, it was literally not it was. I mean, they didn't
have time to do anything, and I feel like they made him go less
time because of the boring. Yeah. Craig Leather said, he's oh,
brother, Well we got to get to our next match. We got more
time for this one. Yeah, this match is awesome. We got fake
Sting versus Scottie Riggs America, American man, American. This might be the
perfect matchup. This is unbelievable. I love I love everything that I'm seeing
here. These are like, yeah, they're cooking for sure, dude.
nWo Sting comes out, and I think that is fucking so fucking funny that
this is a wrestler on the show the NWOG what they called Oh okay,
no, he's called nWo in quotes, I think Stinging quotes or something like
that. Stinging quotes is fucking fantastic. Good Sting. Yeah, wow,
dude, Okay, so Sting was on this show. And then they pay
this guy. Yes, yeah, they're like they pay, they pay Bogus
Sting to be here and work as Bogus Sting. Sting is here to work
his stingy go and he is. He is more ripped than Sting is.
He's a great shape, dude. I don't remember w Sting watch, but
I swear they had him join like early so that they could think that Sting
joined the nWo isn't that right? They did an angle in the parking lot
one time, I think where like Sting quote unquote attacked Luger with the n
w O. I think that's right and that's who like it was like,
oh fuck Sting, just what the fun? And then it ended up being
this guy. But they just they just keep him around because we want to
keep him around Tony. But Zibisco is adamant that real Sting is also in
the end of he looks like this dude, this guy says, fucking bugusting.
I'm calling this guy Stinkanni says that's good, like, okay, anyways,
so good. I love that. That's really funny. I'm calling this
guy Stink of the New World older Okay, he didn't. I didn't want
to get They don't want to get bogusing a new gimmick. Now that they
just keep him around, Tony, he comes out he's fucking Stink's regularly.
Do we just see this guy like, I get it, we do this,
Okay, they do the bit he's fake Sting all we get it.
Now he's a real wrestler. Right now, he's still bogus Sting like he's
twitch or something. Tony No, he's sting like we did the gimmick.
Okay, he's not really sting, so it's a minute. He'd be like
it'd be like if it was fake Cane versus Kane, and then like he
beats fake Cane and fake Cane stays around as fake Cane Cane draft fay Kane
gets drafted back first with their hair. He just sticks around. The James
that is I never thought like just bogus, we obviously know he's not real.
Giv, you are absolutely right. Wow, you guys. I was
trying to put together like it made sense, but then I just found out
they explained it by saying n W is playing mind games. So I love
this is just the dude that's trying to get paid. I love the idea.
I like the idea more of fake Kane losing the angle and then stick
sticking around and get work. Baker should have stayed around back in the day
that was fake racer. Diesel just still should be there. That's what Murph
should make a YouTube video about that. What would happen if fake Cane stuck
around After a lot of people been asking that question, Caine dude, So
yeah, n wo's thing comes out and he says, don't worry, buff,
I'll take care of this one for you. Okay, all right,
cool Scotty. I guess the American reles just broke up because Scotty Riggs and
it's still coming out to Americas stuff just joined then or something. Yes,
Scotty Riggs didn't want to join n w A. He didn't get the invitation.
Brother, he's not cool. Fuck him. He should have been fake,
Scotty Riggs. I don't know what he did. I saw you an
m l W. But you know, yeah, you should have done more
than ball a, right, buddy, Yeah, come on, you should
have been up Griz danger. Yeah, should shot? Yeah, you can
do it an our show. Scotty Riggs comes out to American American male,
American males. Coolest song of all time, right, I mean, it's
gotta be up there for me. It's so wrestling that it's too wrestling in
my mind, it's like so wrestling. It comes back around to being fantasy.
Great. It feels like a song that was like they would have made
for the five Star Wrestling in game for somebody, Yeah, except for it
was made by a multi million dollar company, one of the biggest ever,
sky Ring comes out, throws up the Titus O'Neil, and Bagwell smacks backs
back. It's gonna be all over your face, buff you're the one that's
gonna be on your duff and then does Raven's taunt. I'm sorry, Scottie
Ricks does the Titus O'Neil hands the hands, Yeah he doesn't dog arms or
whatever. Dude, for some reason, I was taking Titus Alexander. I
don't know what Tess talking about. You must be I was like, what
these hands? You feel disrespectful? I'm sorry, I just missed the dog
man. Millions of dollar come up. Yeah, so Scottie Rags comes in
the old drop kicks. That's what he's got. Scottie Riggs drop kicks and
back body drop. He has the back body drop. Fucking pop off.
Man, this is a real baby face love that ship. Yeah, that's
old school territory work, back body drop, pop off. William Regal does
it later and it's even crazier. Oh my god, Yeah, you're right.
So fucking Bogus Sting cuts them off. He's just trying to work.
He's not really even getting heat. He's not even doing Sting moves anymore.
It's just work. He's just doing the owl. Jeff Farmer moves now,
bro yes, fake Stig said whoo oh yeah, yeah so hot. Let
me speak on fakest Uh yeah, says Scottie Riggs. Then hits a drop
kick off the second and oh my god, as Buff Bagwell, that's the
guy that killed w he will. Oh my god, dude, he's walking
around Charlott's backstage, frick his bagwall and he's got buff written on his back.
Okay, he's not Buffy? Oh is he? Marcus Bagwell? Still?
I think he becomes buff right here. This is the day he becomes
buff. This is the day that the end of wrestling was signed by keeping
him his Marcus. This is Marcus Bagwell. Everything would have been fine,
Vince. That kid can work pretty well. That guy's name is Buff.
He is such a prick. Oh my god, he's your shirt off?
Put his shirt on. Yeah. He comes out and the first thing we
see is his back and it just s has buff on the back of his
shirt. The commentators just saying buff, and he turns around and says,
oh, it's ball Marcus. He turns around you. So Bagwell looks at
the camera and says he's too fat and I'm all buff. And then we
go back to the ring and Scottie Riggs invents the pounce I know it was
a flying burrito, I think is what he's trying to do. Definitely pounce
formation. Yeah, I mean he gets in there. I mean us play
football, right, come on? Yeah sure, yeah, buffets the ring.
The n W A come down. All all the stars are here of
the NW like Fergil and Vincent v K Street Yeah, James Rogers with hair
yeah yeah, very dry hair, Nick Patrick with ear ring, very big.
The announcement says that Scotty Riggs has won the match, but then THEW
went back the announcer into the corner and tell him to change the results to
that guy over there sting. I guess he won the match, so he
does. He says the winner of the match is a result of a count
out. Is sting? Something funny that happened when they came out, So,
like you said, nWo hits the ring. Buff goes after Scotty Riggs,
who bails because he sees the NBO company's smart. He's not gonna stand
in there and fight them. There's like twelve people here. Yeah, he's
not staying there, so he jumps the rail, Buff tries to go after
him, and fucking Scottie Riggs slaps Buff in the face and the runs away.
That was awesome. Yeah, the big American males split. Man,
this was next up next, amazing French Canadian split. I mean they're one
and one really in my mind. Yeah, so pre tape, rig flaares
here with Big Bad Bob Probert. Bob Prob Bob Probert is here. That's
where the Chicago Blackhawks hockey black Hawks. Yeah, dude, Rick Flair is
here interviewing him or something or just talking with him. This is the Blackhawks
number one policeman. I want to say, Bob Probert is the policeman of
the black black Hawks. He looks like Tom Lawlard. He's gonna walk down
the aisle with the horseman. Flair is here in a mink coat and he
says, Big Bad Bob Probert Chicago black Hawks number one policeman. And Bob
says, I gotta be in Buffalo the night. But next time, Hogan
and nWo, keep your head up because I'll be in town. And player
says, who we were from? Big Bad Bob Probert the Chicago Blackhawks,
who couch you fucking days? Hollywood, the policeman number one police was coming
for you. Tom isn't coming for you? Logan me, Chris hands and
and Kevin and how much physics mustag? And you're late and you do text
that's a joke for three. Sorry, don't forget Rick Flair had the big
stick. You had the biggest microphone stick ever. Oh yeah, microphone Dick
Van Dyke style. Yeah, you're right, that's crazy Barker style. I
was taking Bob Barker. But I'm sorry. I just want to say,
Dick van't have a microphone? Dick Van crazy Dick but Gus and Dick Van
Vanber Dick Van he was the hosting the damn New Year's What are you even
saying? New Year's Rocket Basher? Dick Van No, Dick Clark Clark,
I was talking about Dick Dykes New Years. Dude, I swear you're in
a different year than what you know. You don't watch that, buddy,
Oh ship digs do you use? That's classic? So now it's time for
Mango McMichael and Arn Anderson versus Eddie Guerrero and Jeff Jarrett. Dude, big
pop for fucking b r's own Steve McMichael, number seventy six. I mean,
he got a legendary ovation tonight. He's a goddamn hero here. Yeah,
Mango McMichael, he's here with Debra and arn Anderson. You know,
Steve Mango McMichael wants uh fucking embarrassed Angel Hernandez at a at a fucking game
before is that it's like a He was like a there to sing the anthem
and Angel Hernandez had a shitty call just before that, and he said,
I'm gonna I'm gonna have a talk with him after the game, and then
they threw out on Twitter the other day. Mango McMichael through the opening pitch
and Angel Harrid has caught it a ball. Tony Shavanni says that Mango is
the greatest defensive lineman to Bears have ever seen and says, I thought that
was Dick Buckis says Big Buckets was a linebacker and says, okay, I
played golf anyways. So Shavanni says that Deborah has taken a liking to Jeff
jard as of late and wants him to become a horseman. So I guess
this is like his fucking or the fucking Horseman anymore. Like this is like
so crazy to mongo Ar. Yeah, like you know what they keep trying
to like, you know, what are we doing here? You know what
I mean with this? This exists for another like two years to Yeah,
I mean it was a big part of like w C W lord but just
man good lord. Yeah, it was hard to struggling to keep it.
Yeah, they and they doing the dissension between the Horseman angle. Hey,
oh my god, always Ric Flair. It was never enough for Rick Flair.
Every time they bustling in. He's fucking like, I don't know,
man, You're not a horseman? Yeah, who made you a horseman?
You but naked in a car ninety seven days a week. Eddie by the
way, Eddie Gerreroo and Jeff Jarrett tags him his nuts. So Jared and
Arn start things off. Jared gets a cross body on Arn and tags in
Eddie. Arn points to Mango and this crowd absolutely erupts. They get so
fired off. He tags in the crowd is losing it in. Mango sends
Eddie off their rope shoulder tackle. It was he might as well slam Andre
the giant for the pop on this shoulder tackle. It was It was the
biggest evation for a shoulder tackle I've ever seen ever. And then it was
even bigger for the press slam that he gives Eddie. The crowd goes nuts
and then he Eddie counts in. Then on Dragon, I die fantastic.
I love this though the gorilla press he gets him up, crowds going nuts
Eddie. First off, all right, look, Mango was not like a
technician or like a big bumper or anything in that regard. But this was
a fun sequence here with Eddie reversing into an arm drag. Seriously impressive that
like they put that all together, drop kick thrown to the outside, and
then they did it too and it didn't get fucked up. Yeah, it
was sweet, Like this wasn't this wasn't so bad. No, Jared comes
in, hits a few body slams and drop kicks, and then it shows
Eddie running away from the match for some reason, dude, and then they
just tell us what happened. We didn't see anything. All it shows it
cuts is like Eddie's like already out of the arena and they go, wait,
what the fuck was that running away. Oh dude, yeah, Jared,
And yeah, like you said, James, they just show Eddie he's
fucking gone, and Zabisco says, oh, Goral ran away like a goward.
Why they don't even like follow up on it immediately and they go,
okay, apparently no, they say, what happened? Did you say what
happened? Ye? Eddie runs away? Is he's running away like a coward
and they take him in. I was like, wait, wait, you
right, Like why did he run away? He just like walked away,
but he like sprinted away from the match. And then he was like okay,
So apparently six was out here on a ladder or something. Yeah,
phill, They said six appeared on the ladder in the aisleway. He just
appeared on the ladder. What and we didn't capture any of it? So
Eddie chased him out? Yeah yeah, because they got a big larrier,
they got a big ladder match coming up. You know why didn't. I
don't think any of that happened. I just think six was here. He
was here. Okay, six was here. We have compiation. Six was
here, But I don't know if he had time to set up a ladder
climb to the top of it. Eddie sees him, he gets down off
the ladder, takes the ladder with him, and the runs out of the
entrance. I don't think, no, no way. He probably the bishop
probably just huts like TV whatever. People will just actually we missed. They
probably fucked it up, Tony. And then Eddie knew his time and he
was like, I just gotta go because this is the part where I'm not
here. So I got a guy. I love the idea, and six
forgot to come out. And then Eddie just ran away. Yeah. Man,
he was out here on the ladder time. I swear he was.
I saw it. I like the idea of six running away with ladder really
fast. It's like he couldn't leave the ladders. Smack Russ Raw grabs it
and just runs with it. And then we come back to the ring.
Arnt Anderson's got Jared and his patented Boston Grab submission old and then he was
stomping Jarrett out in the Boston Crab. And then Deborah throws in her sash
for the other team on behalf of Jarrett throws in her sash who is not
on her team. Correct and the Horseman win because of this her sash is
supposed to be a towel, and she can just throw it in for anybody
she likes on the other team, So I okay. The idea here is
that there's dissension of the horseman, of course, but it is fucking so
funny that Eddie sprints away from the match because of a latter situation. We
cut back of the ring and Deborah throws in her sash for the other team,
and everyone in the ring's confused. Everyone in the crowd's confused. Everyone
commentary is very confused, and everyone's cheering for Mango, Bigmichael. They don't
give a shit about anything that just happened. They just happened to see fucking
goddamn number seventy six. Michael's like yeah, Arn grabs the sash and mangoes
like, hey, let me get that back, and he goes to grab
it, and Arn pulls it away, and Mongo's like, oh, come
on, man, the fuck. He rips the sash out of Arn's hands
and gives it back to Deborah, and Mongo yells, this is a trophy.
She won this thing, and Arn is obviously confused, disappointed, and
then leaves. Art gives his who used to drive a round in the gut
naked. Used to me, that's the sacond after that says something, guys,
we got to the goddamn Rick flairtown Hall. Rick Flair was here and
he wasn't out here for this one. It was Eddie was chasing on next
stage. What the fuck? So me, Jean says, all right,
we got rig Flair here. Now hold on a minute, like, why
the fun We had a whole horse been out here for this one. This
is a big night for Mango, dude, Yeah, Flare's I thought it
was just a Flair interview, but no, ever Like Ben Wah and Nancy
come out, the Mango and Deborah are now with them. Everyone is here.
Arn's here, Yeah, Arn walks up. Man, Yeah, Chicago,
We're on fire tonight. What the fuck, dude, Like, what's
going on here? Dude? Flair comes out, strutting crazy, throwing up
the fours. Yeah, baby and meme, Jean says, Tony Flarry he's
doing it again standing there and Flare's on the fucking stage, slapping his chess.
You're okay to me, frying argument the Island Fairs, dancing. It's
craziest, man, that's ever lived he should get spiky hair. You wear
shirt in the last match, so we got to uh yeah, we get
nature boy and he talks about nature Boy being on the men. I gotta
tell you, mean, Gene, I look at what's going on. I
look at Mango and Deborah. I look at Christopher and woman. O woman,
what you marry me? Now? Come on, just like he is
in real life, like divorced situation. Here, why don't you out over
here? I'm at a bar. He caut. Some trouble her and he
says, uh, he said that. I look in the eyes of the
enforcer and I get up here. I'm want to tell you right now,
the Horsemen are not the unit they've been in the past, and mean Jene
goes to talk, and Flair says, let me clarify. When I'm with
arn Anderson and the old gang, I know, we take care of business
before we start knocking the women down. It's been turned around lately. Christopher
Mango. Let's be horsemen first and then go downtown. And then arn Anderson
says, yeah, we were button naked in the car ninety seven days ago.
Guys, what we say too? Everyone tells me I'm the bad guy
here. If I take out a gun and shoots you ahead the street,
it's a problem, but I do it anyway. It's good time to be
for I'm gonna kill you, Mango, like Onknockdown Women, Men, Grand
grandpathers, I don't care because it's for me something to me, man,
this means something to me. Man. This is a fucked up segment where
no one's on the same page. And I guess in some fucked up way
that means that this is working as an angle. I guess so, yeah,
because the angle is they're not they're not working out right. Yeah,
but they're all just flair flares, like I don't know. He thinks there's
something wrong, but he doesn't act like anything's wrong. No, he just
says, we got to you know, let's taken this up. Here.
Was like, listen, man, you guys are fucking you suck this.
This group is not ship without the name is Flare and Anderson on it.
Goddamn it. Yeah, where's it was? Only so? Uh? Mango
then grabs the MIC's able to talk put them over. Yeah, he said,
I'm proud to be a horseman. God damn it. In Chicago.
I love this place. I love Chicago. I'm a super Bowl champion.
You saw it, and I'm proud to be a horseman. And that's it
and that's that, and this is this and Deborah says that's the truth.
Debra grabs the mic and says, that's right, Gene, I was your
Miss Illinois. Yeah. Deborah talks about being uh miss Illinois before and she
said, I know what it takes to be a winner, and what they're
doing in jeff Yard is not what winners do it. Okay, God damn
it. What the fuck is going on here? They're booing this ship.
I heard too. They are not happy. Ben Wall says, Mango,
it's a Factor're a winner when it comes to football, and deborah're a winner
when comes to beauty pageants. And you're standing with four of the winners in
wrestling. This is wrestling. That's keep it goes through. I'm miss Illinois
and uh you see you, guys, Jim, there is good, guys,
there's no it's a fact. Mango. Yeah, man, so uh
yeah me Jesus, I don't know what's going on here. Longo says,
well, brother, we had Jared down out on like the last two times
you wrestled them and then they all leave and Meanjan says all right, thank
you, runs back to Mike says, hey, by the way, woman,
woman, woman's got a big ass. It's bigg ass hips. Then
woman, yeah, hey, we fuck with big asses now, like they
would change and you're on the wrong side of history. Motherfucker. Ain't that
the truth? So they got to the Eric Bischoff n W down Hall,
which is a recap of a segment from W Saturday Night. Like they showed
the whole promo that was on Saturday Night. Yeah, they've been hyping this
up. They were hyping this up earlier in the night like, oh this
you got this Eric Bischoff thing coming to you. Gotta see this. You
gotta hear what he said. I watched it on Saturday. What the fuck.
It's a log of him just naming all people in saying they stink.
This is this is what set Macho Man off, by the way, like
this is why Macho Man showed up here because of this rog Yeah, because
of this vlog that Elizabeth was also filming. Oh yeah, that's the biggest
thing. They're holding Elizabeth hostage. Yeah, she what they did, man
lose the rights to Elizabeth or something here. Is that what happened? She
got Yeah, she has to work for the nWo. Now it was eventually
cool with it. Yeah, well that's kind of what happens every time.
Yeah, what's that called Stockholm up in the son of a beat? That's
it. That's what Google says, if you ask Ai. Yeah, Google
says, I tweeted that first, and that was my line. I remember
you saying that first. Yeah, well, thank you so much. Bischoff.
Yeah. So it's they're on the nWo sets and black and white.
He's laying on a motorcycle. He's talking about how it's easy to be king,
and he says two of the most king power four organizations in the world,
the nWo and of course w CW. I was like, oh shit,
I thought he was gonna there's an anti w F promo. But that's
even funnier. He doesn't acknowledge that it is one of the two top companies
n W W CW are that's just funny, third company behind WWWW and the
WWF. Miss Elizabeth. There's filming in the background and Bischoff says that,
you know, I look at what Hall and Nash have done for everyone.
You know, they've taken out the nasty boys, faces of fear, Harlem
heat. Hollywood Hogan, he's my personal hero, bought me this bike.
I love that guy and he's taking on more legend in our sports than anybody.
Did I mention he bought me this bike. He got this bike from
me, rob I paid him to buy me this bike by with my money.
He buys him a bike, and some of Hollywood Hogan makes more money
because a good deal for him. All of the merchandise also goes to Hogan.
That's fucking weird. Does that have it? Bischof says, Rick Flairy's
battered, his battered, busted up carcass. He's trying to mend to make
his big comeback. And you know Roddy Piper to tell him. I told
him to stay in Portland, stay home, take care of your six kids,
be an actor, do commercials. Don't get in the ring with Hollywood
Hogan. And he says, you know, when you're the king, you
have people wanting to get in your organization. Some deserve a shot, but
most of them don't. You know, the one of bees, the has
beens, the misfits, the giant can't believe this big idiot fat some a
bit is what I was talking about. Man her to be ass smelling,
Get the goddamn George Foreman, drink on the oil out of it. He
said, uh, the opportunity of a lifetime and he he fumbled up the
goal line. And you know, Liz, really the two things Randy Savage
one of the most and Liz is obviously uncomfortable here, and Bishop says,
come on, I'll tell you them. Two things he wanted most in life
were Liz and my hair. Come on, man, watch a man's harry.
I guess it's probably it's pretty gone by now, isn't this he was,
He's cool to me. I mean his hair is always gone, I
mean real with it. Yeah. And it was my life. It's your
life too, and it's yours. Two is going to live. And we
love you, we really do. And god, I love being me.
Just this fucking five minute promo of Just Bischoff that is recapped from sounding his
own dick for the back. Yeah, I mean crazy, yeah, Yeah,
I'll tell you this. I love biker Liz. I think she's that's
a great look for it is great look. And I think our angle is
actually pretty cool. Yeah. I think so. I think it worked out
well. And you know, I like the stuff with Luger too. I
thought that was fun for her and all that. So I wish it was
more Machamin on the show, honestly. Yeah. I think the crowd agrees
Mango too. Huh. So we go to Dean Malinko versus the Ultimate Dragon.
No entrances because we had to do the Eric Bischoff seventeen minute v log.
Yeah that's true. Yeah, Greg Leather said, cut the Ultimate Dragon's
entrance now, so Shavana, he becomes the Ultimate Dragon halfway through the match.
Oh shit. We always call them the Ultimate Dragon, so that's why
I call him. They do call them at the top, and then they
change it midway through. That's pretty crazy. Like we just go from Eric
Bischoff saying ah man, I love being king and say all anyways, we
got a cruisewaight, yeah, de Malinko and the Ultimate Dragons. Yeah whatever,
no entrances for the title. I guess fuck off. He's see dump
it starts all easy dump chins. Yeah, that's crazy. I like that.
We get things started. De Malinko hits a brainbuster for a two grabs
a chin lock. That was fucking gnarly. He also did like some pretty
rough like I don't know you call him a power slam. I guess they
were very quick. Yeah, it looked like he dumped Ultimo on his head
twice with them, and then yeah, he kills him with a brainbuster for
two and then Malinko hits the ropes and Ultimo Dragon hits a handspring head butt.
Yeah, and then completely misses a house should dive and splats on the
ground, lands right on his faces and what the fuck is happening here?
Very funny? Yeah, very funny sound He Milinko gets an electric chair,
but Dragon reverses and they trade two count pins. Ultimate Dragon hits a spinning
run off the top and does the old lost sixty nine pin. It is
cool and like it was a pat to move for him that he won a
lot of matches with, so it was like a big deal when someone kicked
out of it. It was his finish in the games too, which was
sweet. Yeah, he gives him the sixty nine no Mercy pin too.
Yeah. Dragon tries some kicks on Malinko, but he ends up catching one
of them, gets an ankle lock that he immediately gets to their ropes on
it's like their fight. It's real physical. It's a short match obviously,
but it's a very physical one and one that like they're fighting for everything they're
getting. It's short, but it has a lot of umph to it.
It was super physical. Everything that each guy got, they fought for it,
and that's all you can ask for when you give him this much time.
And like, apparently they're going to run this back. So that's pretty
cool. Yes, So yeah, Dragon wins with a lamage shaw Cradle retains
the title after Melinko went for a brainbuster and Dragon gets out of it and
got him into the cradle. So Dragon retains the cruiseweight title, and Shavani
says, oh, well, you know a return match between Malinenko and Dragon
will be tomorrow at Classes of the Champions, where Melinko will get another shot.
I said, that's kind of fucking weird. So it turns out in
The Observer from January twenty nine, ninety seven, Juician Liger missed the clash
and was replaced by Dean Malenko due to a visa problem that is expected to
be cleared up. So it was supposed to be Liger against Ultimate Dragon at
that show. Wow, that would have been crazy. Yeah, that would
have been fucking I don't know if they I imagine they end up doing it
at some point, but yeah, so they just say return match with Malinco
and Dragons tomorrow. I said, oh shit, all right, Well the
pet Boys Power pinn of the Week is the list, and now it's time
for Hour number two at Nider in the five Road going put the babies outside
and leave them there. Leave. Oh yeah, but again the commentary Power
Hour. It shows Mike Today, Heenan and Shavanni. They're gonna be your
commentators for hour number two. Here Shavanni is in a black Hawks jersey or
jersey has he been the whole time? Should? I don't know? He
could be. Yeah, that's true. It replays the Macho Man segment from
earlier, and then we go into Stephen Riegal versus Jacques Roujeau with Colonel Rob
Parker. Okay, it took me so long to figure out who this man
dressed like Kim che is on the out side. I was very confused.
And it's yeah, I guess Rob Parker has joined the Canadians. I have
not like this is one of those actions you're seeing like this has got to
be the last time they're on TV, right, like, yeah, we
gotta figure something else out here, yeah TV title William Regal is the champion.
Jacq Rujeau is a part of the Amazing French Canadians. Gotta get sacked
off TV. I'm sorry, and Jacques Rujo says, Okay, now I'd
appreciate a bunch of Illinois hell bellies stand up and joined me in that Canadian
angel Illinois white and red necks. He didn't, says Tony, sit down.
He just starts singing random ship, dude, oh kandada dude, no
socks so and fucking they're laughing at him. He says, oh, he
doesn't know the fucking words. He's like, these guys are singing random ship
and the cony is laughing at him, and said, I was like,
Okay, this is not happening anymore. Angle, so we only see this
dude the back of this guy. I wrote down, who the fuck is
that? Ringside? Saddam doesn't black op six that's true coming soon, insane
hook up here the Colonel Rock Parker with the Boys, very strange, shitty
ass match too. Man. No one on commentary cares even a little bit
about this match. They're just talking about everything else that's happened on the show.
Why would you care? Yeah, I mean it's fucking but you would
think at least like, ah, fuck, that sucks that he just cheated.
They don't even know this guy is didn't either. What is this guy's
name? Jog Joe? Here match? Yeah, we have to watch this
earlier match. Come on. Rego does an atomic drop here and then immediately
Babyface fire up at the crowd to hardcam. I was like, oh shit,
Rego throws him out of the ring and does it again. Big Babyface
fired. I was like, whoa regal fucking American style Babyface fire up.
This is fucking nuts. It's weird. They said, stop wrestling like a
European and do this fucking baby Face fire Yeah, because yeah, that's that's
a good point. He I don't see him doing this ship often. I'll
tell you that, No, especially he's a fucking face here. Yeah,
that is also fucking weird. I definitely was like who is the when it
started, I was like, okay, hel, hel is there like a
something here? I thought this was Dave Taylor at first. Here. Yeah,
I was like whoa it was fucking Stephen Regal. Yeah sure, Regal
atomic drops Parker into Rugeau and Rugeau uh fucking bumps. Then Regal throws Parker
over the top rope and Regal wins by d Q. Yeah. Man,
all right, you guys just don't care about nothing on this show right now.
No no titles at least no. So now it's time n wos sold
out. Commercial. Yeah they show uh, you know a video of Dboss
telling Giant that he dropped the ball and it sold out. Hollywood's gonna drop
him like a bad habit. And then nashas Steiners had sold out, prepared
to be blown out. Ship all right, listen up man, card's subject
to change. Yeah wow yeah, and six says Guerrero. It's a short
climb, but it's a long fall. Sorry that I fucked up my spot
earlier. I blew it y. I don't want to come out there.
Sorry, it don't matter none as matters sold out. Uh is a notoriously
bad show from what everyone says. So Lee Marshall calls in from Milwaukee,
Wisconsin. He says, you all ever ate cheese? He got bronze out
there. I guess this is where clash the champions. This week is gonna
be Milwaukee. Yeah, that's right, cheese. You guys ever had sour
crown, bron weasel, broad weasel? That's yeah? He says, I
had chance to sample. I want a local cuisine. Have you any had
sour crown? Broad weasel? Don't do it? And Schevanni and Today both
start laughing, and Shavanni says, we haven't done that, but we have
a sour weasel to our left here, and he says, I hope he
chokes on. I killed Box. So now we have the task Mass with
Jimmy Hart versus Chris ben Wah. Jimmy Hart invents the yes movement. He
just keeps going with it. Yes, yes, oh shit, Yeah.
Task Master is Kevin Sullivan, of course, and Dungeon of Doom is still
a thing. It's gotta be on the ass end of it. Yeah.
If not, yeah, if it still is, it's coming to an end
here soon. So yeah, Jimmy Hart comes out yes channing and then ben
Waugh annihilates task Master from behind, just fucking hits him so hard from behind,
and they start just fighting in the aisleway. This was supposed to be
like an actual match. This is a shoot. All of this is a
shit man, So yeah, Ben will tag Sullivan from behind. The immediately
gets started here. We're not in the ring, matches not started. There's
nothing going on here. No, they're just fighting though, Yeah, they're
just fighting. So fucking Sullivan takes Ben Wah up into the stands into the
fans in the crowd, hi his hair. He's fighting them up the stairs.
He pulls him into the lobby. They go into the fucking bathroom.
There's fans in the bathroom with signs. There's so many that is weird.
You have what the fuck? There's so many people like on top of them
as they're trying to go from the lobby to the bathroom. It's even worse
when they come back out. The security just was not they get the fans
off of them. No, no one told them this was happening, and
that's probably what actually happened. No one knew this was happening. Yeah,
you're right. So there are fans in the bathroom cheering on Kevin Sullivan and
Crispin Waw with signs and ship who come on give the camera. Man's getting
bounced around. It's fucking Jimmy Hart yelling stuff in front of a bunch of
urinals, pee and ship all over the places. Got his size the air.
There's a referee slipping a big vime. It looks over there. He
looks over the stall in the bathroom. Somebody took it. Sh'S a school
does your words the night. There couple of guys coming in talking his shin
like somebody, I'm not to hear my feet on the door. So Sullivan
throws big whah into the stall. Uh, and then throws them into a
picture frame on the wall and the frame off of it. Yeah, frame
breaks. It's plexiglass, I guess. And then bid Walk grabs it and
he hits Sullivan in the fucking head with his frame. Dude. He rips
it off the place of glass frame. He smashes it on his head and
he's bleeding. Now there's journals and pissage. Everybody understands what's going on.
So Doug dillon'ser the head of security. He's out on a horrid night.
Man. He's now in the bathroom and Doug Dillinger's down again. Dude,
he had been washed, shoves him down. He said, God, damn
man, we need to head a security. You're getting your asshole. Where's
your boys? How is her head of security and no other security? You're
a one man would You're right? He's the head of security, as said
he should hire other people. Maybe he said, I'll just take everyone to
pay and I'll just beat the whole team who cares. Yeah, you're right.
So the camera guy as they're leaving this bathroom cannot even fight his way
past the fans to capture any of this on camera. Yeah, he misses
like a good almost an entire minute of stuff. And all we're watching is
the back of fans as they're pushing each other to get through, and then
we see woman with her shoes off beating fans to try to get through.
This is kind of like the coolest shit ever. I don't know that awesome.
Yeah, it felt like real. So Sullivan apparently threw bin Wah down
the steps, but we didn't see it, and commentary is super confused.
Where is ben Wah? Did you see what happened to Sullivan when he comes
down? What happened dude Sullivan? Yes, So we only see Sullivan and
then some fan jumps out of a seat, shoulder tackles Sullivan, and Sullivan
goes whoa, and then a secure redyguard punches the fit in the head.
It's unbelievable because laying on the stairs it was gnarly. Yes as Sullivan.
They get back to the ramp. Finally Sullivan grabs a beer and slams it
onto Ben Wah's head. You see, dumb. And then they're walking back
to the ring and a fan fucking throws his entire beer on both of them.
That was funny as ship. I've never seen I've never seen a cup
of beer like explode like that to where like a hit like usually it would
like hit him, explode out the top of the fall. It's like,
yeah, I don't know. It was a perfect throat, perfect throw.
The only other time I remember that is when that dude threw water on like
Sean Michaels during his entrance and like soaked his entire head. This is,
as far as I'm concerned, this is the realist wrestling match I've ever seen
in my life. I love this as fun as fun I think this is
awesome, Like, yeah, this is fantastic. Matches haven't started yet.
So Wah then grabs a beer of his own and then throws it on Kevin
Sullivan. Of course you gotta do you know, different test and then they
both get back in the ring and the ref calls for the bell to start
the match. When they started the match, I could not believe that show.
I was like, this surely is just gonna get thrown out and people
are gonna break this up. No, they're back in the ring, which
we did time for the match. They were scheduled for a match, and
then the match. Yeah. Mike Tonay was like, well, this definitely
isn't fall like when they went up the stairs. He was like this,
this is a false guy anywhere. I don't know what's going on. Mike
Toay being the one that's super worried about the match ruling is very point.
Yeah. Yeah, sweet, that was like five minutes long before the bell
even rang. That was great. It was longer than the both title matches
on the show so far. Oh yeah, you're right. I mean this
is I mean, I mean, as far as anything on the show goes,
this is like the most the best. Yeah, this is the best
thing on the show by far. So Ben Wah goes for the Danielson off
the top but Sullivan punches him off. I was so excited for it because
I was like, I wanted to see Kevin Sullivan take that. I knew
he wasn't. I was like, we went up for I said, as
is taken to move. Ben Wah then takes an atomic drop into the corner
and just fucking throws a wild elbow back. I thought they were fighting for
real. Yeah, he was like, hit the corner, he just fucking
ball threw that fucking elve back. Oh my god, yes it was shit.
Woman is on the apron now distracting the ref and I can't believe what
I see right here. Ben Wah goes off the top rope, but Jimmy
Hart has given Kevin Sullivan the ring bell, and Ben Wah goes head first
into the ring bell and it goes makes a noise, and he has knocked
out cold, like he's legit, not moving. He's done, and Kevin
Sullivan pins him and wins the match. Jimmy Hart has to pull Sullivan onto
him because there's you know, Kevin Sullivan still fucked up. He took bell
a head butt. I mean he still took it. Yeah, there was.
So I went back and replayed it and uh, the ring bell like
bounces off Sullivan's head to like the wooden part of the ring bell. Yeah,
because ben Will actually hits it with his hand because I had to watch
it like super slowly, and then it fucking then Sullivan just ate the whole
thing because he was already as yeah, so he got fucked up from that.
Awesome. This was like the most This is one of the most inspired
things I watched in a minute. Dude. It's so weird that stuff like
the Marchman stuff and this are like and there's stuff like just random bullshit TV
title matches that they don't care about in between these, Like why can't you
care about everything this way? I know it because like there's it's so you
make a great fucking point. Like the stuff that is good on this show
is like super inspired, like fucking I'm not seeing this nowhere else in no
time ship. Yeah, and then like it's like, okay, well here's
like whatever match and the anyways, fucking the amazing French Canadians come on,
man, let's figure it out boys. Yeah. Well, I think that's
that's almost sort of the lure or like the lure of this is that like
who fucking knows what you're gonna get on Nitro you know what I mean,
Like, who knows we're gonna go from Malinical and Ultimate Dragon, Yeah,
we get Joan Rougeau and Steven Riego or match and Chop. Who fucking knows
what you're gonna get. Yeah, it is a it's a it's a breathing
event, but it is events and it's awesome. So Jimmy Arden says,
who's the man, now, Bill, who's the man? So yeah,
So I wanted to bring this up before. So after the match, here
woman checks on Benoir in the ring, dude, and like, wow,
I think that I hope that Kevin Solivan didn't look at this because this is
like the most sensual thing I've ever seen on her, Like, this is
the most in love I've seen two people in a minute. I was like,
do not protective from this? Who's I gotta know you're the man,
daddy, don't worry about what was over there, Like just oh my god,
my god, the love of my life. Oh my god, dude.
Yeah, Shavanni says, you know, there's a lot of I'm centering
around women and the horsemen, and Heenan says, oh, there's always problems
centering around women, and Giovanni says, speak for yourself. Fella wa Nelly?
Yeah, fuck you. So we go to the nWo takeover segment.
Now, yes, I guess they do this often. Yeah, They're gonna
come out here to take over no matter what. So yeah, they show
the shot of the commentators, and Shavanni says, last week the be executive
committee said, not only would Hollywood have to face the Giant, but you
have to face them on Nitro as well. Then the nWo music comes down
and the NBO comes out without Hogan and they make their way over the announced
area and chase the commentators away. Vincent is leading the charge that chase them
away. Of course, Nashdbiassi, and Bischov join commentary for the rest of
the night, I believe, and Nash says, am I looking sweet?
Or what says? We do? We love them? Okay, I don't
know, Maybe maybe I got this wrong. I'm hoping maybe one of you
guys caught this too. Does Bischoff not say that there's a tag team match
coming up? He does it though, because I swear he's tag team action
coming up. Yeah, he says that, but I feel like they they're
like switching it or like he's like switching it. That was kind of like
the gimmick rights, like I'm switching change matches here. Yeah, but he's
it also could be oh fuck, did we booked the America or the amazing
French Canadians and fucking singles matches? That could be true. Right, So
we have Carl Ulette versus Jim Duggan. How would people know carl O Lett
James, I don't know that is pc O. Yeah, I get,
but you wouldn't know, like I think people know PCO. No, Yeah,
but I don't think like people would be like, god, you know
Carl Ulette's p c O. I feel like PCO is like I think that's
like a guy that the old f only knows p c O. Sure,
that's what I'm saying. That's like, that's how that's the only guy.
Yeah, sure, I mean if I okay, so like if I watch
this for the first time, I know pc O, and like if I
watched his first time I saw carl Lette, Hell is this guy? Guy
look nothing alike? Yeah, Now he's a psychopath. Now, so that's
fucking nuts him and uh you remember, oh my god, I was gonna
say him and Steve Macklin should fight, but you remember when they did and
they like, dude, they stable, he's stabled his mouth or whatever his
mouth together. Ship. I like both those guys. Steve Macklin's pretty sweet.
Two psychopaths, man, I like crazy what wrestling's all about. So,
Carlulett, I'm glad you know what, you shouldn't have had this match
here. I'll be honest with you, buddy, But you're cool nowadays,
so it's all you came out on the other side of things. You,
Steve Macklin and Doctor weredacted. Those are my three favorite restlers, yes,
and you all came out the other end of like shitty stuff. So look,
I think that's pretty cool things, which goes to show also that like
sometimes you just needing time, right you do? And patience you know.
Yeah, that's the n w O brother and they're gonna face Kiddo almost Roadkill
and Abyss all legends in this trio style. That's hot. That's hot.
So yeah, Carl Lett and Jim Duggan in a fucking singles match. Jim
Duggan is the last hope of w c W. By the way, he
seems to be the only one that gives a ship supposed to be Lex Luger,
but the way that they present uh, Jim Doggan is like on the
same levels. Yeah, well don't please, don't don't forget that, carl
It it comes out and says go back, stand to fuck up. Nash
says, shut up. Okay, So there this is. He's riffing this
the entire time. It is very funny. Listen to this dude. They're
railing this fucking guy. Yeah, nashays, doesn't look like he's missed too
many lobots there, has he. I don't know what labot is. I'm
assuming it is. Probably it's a Canadian beer. Yeah, okay beer yea.
Carlette gets on the mic and STM is like, you know the real
Dale, you stand up, you stand up all that, you stand up,
and nasays and you lay down and do a couple sit ups. Not
the fuck. So Carlette is now singing the Canadian national anthem and then they
mute his mic and Jim Duggan's themis, which I thought was pretty funny,
and then Nash says he has a couple more seconds before I go out there
and lay him out. She's not fun with this guy. I swear,
I swear they did. Fuck. I swear that, like maybe it was
maybe it was Jocqurajau that has heat with him, or one of those fucking
Canadian guys had he with Nash because like they were doing a big show and
I think maybe Canada, uh and Nash was champ and like they didn't want
to lose to him, and that was not okay. Yeah, yeah,
it's not fucking okay. It's never okay. I think it was something like
that. Someone will know the story better than me. Uh. But yeah,
So fucking Jim Duggan comes out here, not with the American flag,
no, no, no, as James said, he is the dying hope
of WW. He comes out with w c W flag. Jim Duggan.
I mean, this flag is massive. It's gotta be like huge, it's
gotta be like big is like the Trust, Like it's that big. It's
bigger than him. Yeah, so he's like those monster truck flags, you
know, and they put it might actually be yeah, you're right, they're
probably took it off of the Goldberg truck. So he comes out here big
w c W flag, a two by four and gets main event Pyro and
then shouts, oh he says, you don't mess with me, staying I'm
watching the Rafters Healthier. Yeah, yeah, we're cooking little not hot walks.
Duggan's making his entrance and Nash says, I think we should go beat
dugging up and spray p tagging right now, he's fucking water. I forgot
what I was saying. It was something like that. This made this just
made me want to because we've we've been want to. There's a the Last
nightro that I think I'm sorry now, Last Thunder that Nash is like a
booker for, he's on commentary for and suppose he's fucking crazy on it.
And I really want to watch that episode now because Nash is nuts here and
I can only imagine how much worse it is like years after this, Yeah,
when he does not give but he doesn't give a ship. So Bischoff
says that Massa hero Chona Masa, my hero Chonah Massa, my hero Jonah
wasn't special that they said that all night. Yeah, that's his n w
O name. So Massa my hero Jonah brother. I don't know what you
call him, dude. He wasn't scheduled to wrestle tonight by Bischoff is going
to change the sheet because the show sucks. And now Massa, my hero
Jonah is going to wrestle versus Squire Dave Taylor. The show still sucks.
Tiam Taylor was supposed to wrestle Psychosis. It's like, so what did it
me for? Come on in, it's gonna work. I want to see
Psychosis go side tonight. Shut up, We'll tag me here, gonna tag
you. So yeah. Bischoff then says, you wonder where Scott Hall is.
Well, Scott Hall is warming up and we're giving Rick Seiner the night
off. So for the first time on Nitro, Scott Hall will rest alive
versus Booker t legit. Bischof says, this is a lousy show the way
they have this set up, so let's change another one. Holy shit?
Okay, uh And then we go to the match and I can't believe I'm
looking at this match anyways. Yeah, so all I wrote down he was
Carl HiT's a diving leg drop for a two, and then the Steiner brothers
run down. That's exactly, I mean, that's all that happened, other
than uh, Bischoff saying, is it a two? Y four? In
Quebec or is in the centimeters and then Nash goes on like a ti read
of how Quebec is so stupid, They're so so dumb for their measurements there,
we should tag them. I love the idea of them. See if
people and they going, should we tag these guys? Yeah, alright,
that is that's a great gimmick. I wish that was like something they did
more just backstage, but like you said, there wasn't more. There wasn't
a lot of backstage ship. Yeah, that's right. They definitely could have
ran out versus during fucking Alex Right and Jericho and tagged a dude. Yeah,
what are those two dudes gonna do? Yeah? Yeah, come on
now. So yeah, Stiner brothers come out, attacked Jock Rugeau, who
is at ringside. I don't remember him coming out with PCO or being anywhere
there, but he just came out and got jumped out of nowhere. Yeah,
just six box style. Earlier, Yeah, John here when he was
getting beat up, and I was like, oh, he said, there,
beat up Joey Glass. He should have tagged him, don't tag him
out. So Scott hits PCO in the back of the head, with the
Reugh distracted and then Duggan has his He's taped his fist up now and that's
his finish where he punches you with his taped fist and he wins. This
has been his finish for over a year. I just want, I just
wish to remember back to where we first saw this, when they were at
Disney H Studios or whatever, and Jim Duggan controversial taped his fucking fist to
hit him and they said is he allowed to do that? And then yes,
he's allowed to do that, and he does it. Damn that is
I mean, and he still does it and it wins him the matches and
he fucking won. And I remember, that's that's crazy, crazy that you
remember that too. I remember when we first saw I was like, dude,
did he just beat him with the punch with like wrist tape on?
Brother? Yeah? Yeah, wow, Dougan looks. Dougan looks at the
camera and says, oh, w C W and USA together usually not together,
Yeah, mortal enemies until now USA and w WUS fight the evil NW.
Oh. So we go to a pre tape, but shows a replay
from Starcade. Uh, this is about ddp's angle right now with the nw
O. They're trying to recruit him and they attack him and then they recruit
him again. Yeah, because you know, like it's like you attack him
and then you're like, all right, do you want us to do it
again? Are you sure? Yeah? Sure? So they go to Nitro
mean Jeans with DDP and DDP shit, HEP looks great here by the way,
Shane black shirt, he still got the hair and everything. Look,
he looks man and me and Jane asked, He's like, you know,
the n W laid you out, and dB says, don't worry about it?
What do you mean? Yeah? What do you What do you mean?
What do you wanna do about it? And Deep says, you know,
don't worry. I'm not gonna cry about it. Mean Gene starts getting
pissed. He says, what are you What are you gonna do? At
war? I'm gonna lose my job. What are you gonna do? Dd
He says, listen, the NBO is too strong right now. I know
what I gotta do. What are you gonna do? And yelling at him
the entire time they're doing this replay of this pre tape because like we said,
like, usually if you're watching a pre tape or something, you're just
watching the pre tape, like if you were looking at it from the ww
F side of things. But on WCW, they're playing this pre tape and
Nash and Bischoff are just riffing over it like an episode of Watch This.
Yes they are, and like, yeah, Nash is like every time DDP
says something, Nash quickly chimes in with something like DDP will say, you
know, maybe sometimes I'm a little thick headed, and Nash'll say, no,
OK, maybe sometimes I don't get it the right way. No,
you just they're just shitting on him the whole time. Yeah, And DDP
was talking about what he could have done and what he could have been,
and Nash's like, I could have been his STAF. I could have been
a continued that's all that funny as man he is, he's a good off
the cuff guy. It's very funny. When six Pack joins the commentary team
and like he's trying to keep up, He's like, that's funny. High,
you're right, he missed his spot earlier and he's just fucking fucked up.
So Nash then walks out with Hall on this pre tape by the way,
uh, and Nash starts putting himself over big. Look at that guy.
He's juge, but a big guy. So Nash then hugs d d
P. And of course this is the very famous segment where they give d
d P the n W O shirt. He puts on the shirt, Hall
gives him a nice spank on the butt, shakes his hand, and he
holds on And this change wrestling forever because the holding on into the diamond cutter
is one of the most legendary things ever. So he holds on, brings
them in big diamond cutter. Crowd goes nuts, and then Nash rushes DDP
DDP low bridges the top rope and Nash flies over the top rope into a
table which he then grabs and flips over himself when he goes down. Yeah,
and he could have killed a bunch of kids in the front road.
It's nuts looking, yeah. Yeah. And they go on commentary and say,
who put that table in there? Why is that table even out there?
What a great fucking angle though, And like a breath of like hope
for w c W, like DDP DDP joining nWo would have been like the
nail in the coffin for them right, like, and they got yeah,
that's true, don't forget about him. Yeah, cool guys like that.
So yeah, I like this. I like the riffing over this fucking pre
tape is fucking funny and it adds like a different layer to this that they
were almost too funny, which my that was kind of the problem of It's
not as bad then, but it probably has a ripple effect for years to
come after this where everyone wants to be the funny fast heel. Yes,
sure, I guess at the time, you can't really tell your trend setting
until you sure. I doubt they were like, yeah, we're just gonna
change wrestling, probably never get paid a lot of money. And I get
the fuck around my boys. Yeah, and DDP gets his like he gets
he always gets a moment on him. So they're sitting here joking on DDP
or whatever, but he always gets his moment back, so that's always which
is good. Yeah, and that's how d DP gets so big, Like
he he comes super over like during this angle like this is a very crucial
part of his career. I think he sucks, Yeah, sucks, and
he so we get masa hero, masa my hero. Shon. Yeah,
he's faced off against Squire Dave Taylor. Squire. Why is Squire Dave Taylor
dressed like Colonel Rock Barker. Dude, he is, and he's like dressing
this the fucking match, dude. I thought this was like a rib or
something, so maybe it must have been. So Bischoff sends Nick Patrick with
the ear ring down to the ring to referee the match to keep it fair.
Of course, dude, he that's what he says. He's Nick,
you need to go down there. We need to even the playing field here.
So Nick Patrick and jeans with n w a's shirt and hat and ear
ring, he's gonna run down there and rep the smell rap. Sure,
Yeah, he's just in casual attire goes down and he gets in the ring
and he said, you know, so you know he's in referee mode.
He turns his hat around. Holy shit, that's so sick. Wow,
he's locked in. So Ted d v Assi, Uh, you might call
him that. He's trillionaire. Ted to me and the boys based Ted says
that, uh, now, Japan tried to sign shout Out to a new
contract, but he said no because he's in w and if he didn't,
we would to beat him up at tag them. And Bischoff said, hey,
let's just buy Nu Progress. He says, Oh, what's how the
fucking stocks are over there? We probably can I said, holy show whoa
yeah, and he like he like goes off a little bit. He says,
let's just buy New Japan and naturally like, oh, you probably get
for pennies on the dollar. He goes, really, we can't buy it?
Yeah, dude, it was crazy, would that be? I also
think that that was a rumor at the time too, that he was going
to Yeah, that that would have been absolutely insane. Yeah, I don't
know what wrestling looks like if that happens. Oh God, I don't.
I don't know, because I imagine ww STI would have died, and probably
New Japan followed. They would have probably I imagine no Vince probably would have
wanted the Nu Japan stuff. I think he probably would have won it the
full because it probably would have came with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they they probably would have bought it and then like just let it run.
Yeah, you know, it probably would have worked out well. Like
the guys that like weren't getting a lot of worker were upset, Like I
imagine that he would have sent like the radicals over there and they would be
like, oh, we're not very happy. It's like, well, you
guys can do like a few tours in New Japan and like still get paid
w c W money to do it and like come back and you can let
me know, like what you think, and yeah, I've been cool.
You could definitely, Yeah, I definitely think they could have done a lot
with that. But I mean, I guess they weren't. Wonder I would
stop dudes from jumping too, because there's obviously more to do there. A
lot of the dudes that jump were work rate guys. Yeah, I imagine
like going on a tour that's pretty cool. I mean they had already done
a lot of them had already done it before. But I imagine getting paid
w c W money to do it would have been more enticing than unless they
were super checked out and sick of those dudes and said I just don't want
to see you ever again. Yeah, but I like the idea that I
think the idea of them being like maybe all right, I'll go away,
let me see I'll see in a couple of months. Then they just forget
they're over there, so they just make w c W money forever and they
just sport in New Japan and become legends. Crazy. Yeah. Wow.
So Dave Taylor's here, he's the Squire and he's in this crazy ass outfit,
and Kevin Nash says, is that supposed to be Sherlock Holmes? I
don't know why that got be so good? Here's Dave Taylor and he's the
Squire. He's like a tight verse that don't that? What the what the
fuck? Is the squire? A young a young nobleman acting as it attendant
to a knight before coming a knight himself. Yeah, he's an apprentice of
a knight. That means you get you get his bags and ship, like,
that's my bag? You he's doing him an egg? He's a squire.
Yeah. So he's like in a printed like why would that? Why
wouldn't you be knight? Does he become night? Wouldn't make fun of him?
That's why does he become night? Day Taylor? The squire I see
here? Squire is a British term for a country landowner, a gentleman.
Can you squire describe? Uh? Wait he's British, a powerful man.
What the fuck? So he's a powerful man, I guess refining powerful man
is he's a he's a bad getter and a shoe shiner and he's about to
be attacked by the n w intag dude. Chono tries to give Dave Taylor
a handshake and he Dave Taylor doesn't take it, and then they both take
off the ring jackets and Chono just jumps him from behind and they're like,
oh, well, that's what fucking happens when you don't shake his hand and
turn your back door. All right, Yeah, so shonah reverse DDT flying
shoulder tackle off the fucking top road. Let's go. That was cool ship.
Yeah, Dave Taylor hits a sunset flip and the ref just Nick Patrick
just crouds crazy slow here, and then Chono reverses and he goes to fast
count, but fucking Dave Taylor kicks ounds super quick. They go, but
they do a back and forth pin there, a pin there, and then
they stand off. I don't know if Chono really knew he's supposed to be
a he's just good pop off all his ship regardless. Uh So Taylor hits
a drop kick, then a flying double axe handle that sends Schone off the
apron to the outside h Chona then walks his big ass back into the ring
and locks in the STF and hell yeah, hell yeah it is. Chona
wins with the STF and then Nash says, when do I get When do
I get to see my buddy beat somebody up? And Bischoff says that's coming
up next, and nashays, up, it's a Scott hald action outlive hear
and on Nitro he like starts with Vince Voyice it So now is time for
Booker T versus Scott Hall. Oh hell yeah, dude, Booker T out
here with sister Sherry. She gets, uh, this is just not for
Booker. T's just for Sherry. She gets the crazy pyro. That's right,
that's her song. I love that the w c W guys come out
and they talk to the camera, and like, I love that the little
promo in the camera. It's like not you know, usually not even ten
seconds, but I like it. Yeah, it gives you a little character.
Everything about the show. It's so different than WWF at the time.
Bookers is tremendous. He says, all these suckers right here, we're gonna
hurt somebody og style, and I'm sending a shout out to all my homies
in the hood, now can you dig it? And that says he's a
bass fishing o G. He likes fishing for bass. And that says he's
a bass fishing og. And that says Scott and I actually opened this building
in a match against each other, and Bischoff says, oh, we were
talking about that last night when we were watching that mess of a pay per
view. Also quit wearing nWo merchandise to the competition. It makes us feel
bad and we hate when that happens. So yeah, they had to have
been the rumble, right, Yeah, shitty as it was. That's where
Steve Austin does the clock the watch watch it's funny to tell the Yeah,
it's basically Steve Austin kicking everyone's ass and then he he gets out of the
end and comes back and it kicks it. Yeah, it was pretty sweet.
Remember we sid did that promo saying he was gonna silence all the Mexicans.
Oh my god, we're gonna kill him or something. Yeah, something
crazy. What was w W this is crazy, man, Like, what
the fuck was going? That's at the same time as the end of you.
Oh doesn't feel right, you know, that doesn't feel like it's the
same time. Steve also said, look y'all gotta give me the book here,
man, you let me go, don't put me on, and we're
fucking dying. I don't know, dude, Fake Razor and fake Diesel win
the rumble two. Let's go insane. This should have just stuck around it
capt working day to this day. Hell yeah, backed out of the Rock
because of promo on him. That's hell you fucking I'm fake Razor right,
like, oh on guys, I'm a bogus Razors. What Yeah, no
one ever told, no one ever fired me? Always that would be awesome.
He signed, He's always here, he's working like heat and ships.
Evince never sees him. And then the Rock like walks past was always he
stops, he looks like around in the blue. Hell are you I'm fake
Racer. They even try to do the accent I'm fake Razor. Yeah,
like the he's like, you still work here, you Joe Brody? Yeah,
no one ever fired me? Why why work ship? That would be
like all time er well, so you get back to this Booker t in
Scott Hall. Scott is the w c W Tag champ at the time,
of course with Nash. Yeah, okay, and yeah, I mean,
like this is a pretty crazy match to see because like the rest of the
shows can been kind of nothing in Booker and Scott are legends, so like
this is pretty cool. I imagine they're rating on this show pops here,
so yeah, sure, and they don't really do too much though. I
actually liked the match quite a bit, did you I did? I think
maybe because I'll talk about sure why I love both dudes. I guess maybe
it seemed pretty quick before there was you know, bullshit. Oh of course,
I mean that's you know, yeah, I do think that, like,
uh, I mean first, Booker and Scott like are all timer monks
in wrestling? Oh yeah, and uh and no one moved like Scott and
Booker. No one moves like Scott and Booker except for themselves. Sure does
that make sense? True? If you were to put them in a video
game, they would have their they would have to have their own idol animated.
If they were red and green characters, I would know who they are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like Scott Hall's collar and elbow
is so unique to only him, Like his snap is a Scott Hall snap.
Yeah, and Booker is the same way. Like everything they do so
like to me, they're like both all timers and like, yeah they didn't
they weren't trying to reinvent the wheel here, but I think it was like
a where I was like a man that was pretty cool to watch. So
Booker hits like a hook kick early and Hall goes down, but like the
way that he gets back up super quick, like he knows like, oh
ship, I gotta get back on my feet. Yeah, yeah, Booker
could get me like and Scott was so good like Nash was not very good
at this, but Hall was very good at like making sure the other guy
came out of it better than they walked in, you know what I mean.
Yeah, wanted to make himself all was like Halls like a legitimate,
like all time good wrestler that like understood everything. And that's just like I'm
gonna hit you with the fucking jack knife. We're gonna fucking make a lot
of money and like whatever happens, maybe I'll book the show later. I
don't know, but yeah, Booker hits a hook kick early. Hall goes
down, gets back up quick to show that like Booker's a threat now and
he has to take himself a little more serious than he thought he was gonna
have to. Booker goes for an elbow drop, but Hall moves and then
Booker does the spinner Rooney to recover and hits the Harlem sidekick. That is
fucking sick. I when Booker uses the spinner rooney offensively, it's crazy.
It's sick Like I feel like once he got to w w F it was
just a tent most of the time. The way that he would recover and
then do a move was so cool, like that was such like a sweet
Booker t thing, like this motherfucker's doing it. It was like a kipup
for him. Yes, it was his kipup. So Hall hits the s
O S fallaway slam, Sack of Ship, I believe something. I think
Xbox talked about it. They call him sack of ship because it hurt every
time you do it. They throw you like a sack of shit and just
had to take it. Booker hits a crossbody off the top ref count slow.
Here Booker backs Nick Patrick into the corner. It was a crazy crossbody
too. It was like it wasn't like facing front, it was like a
jump back cross body. He turned in the air. Yeah, big guy
cross body, two man, two big guys. Yeah. Booker backs Nick
Patrick into the corner. Hall takes a cheap shot on the back. Buff
is now down here. He's talking to sharing ring side. Hall hits the
outsider's edge on Booker after the cheap shot, wins the match. Sherry then
chases Buff down the rock. Did Booker get distracted by Buff here at any
point? Why was Buff out there harassing Sherry? That doesn't come into play
at all in this match. I guess it just didn't even talk about it.
Yeah, so I think the ref slow counts and then maybe he goes
over there, and then Booker's like, hey, you need to like yeah,
I'm guessing that's kind of how it went. And then sure it did
seem weird because I only noticed it out of the corner of my eye that
Buff was over there with Sherry. I was like, is this is anything
happening here? He low he said, one of the outsiders etching wins.
I said, all right, whatever, they hit him with that good old
on the back NW hotline one dollar and fifty nine nineteen ninety seven money per
minute is insane. Wow, how much is that? Now? Check it?
Let's see three dollars and eight cents three dollars cent per minute for the
NW hob to get to hear that buff bagwell changed his name, and then
it says Vince sucks. Yeah, we hate the WWF. That'll be three
dollars, thanks for calling ww sucks and said his WWF thank you. Ten
minutes Eric Brisi sing It's good to be the King. It just replays the
blog. Yeah, it says kids, get your parents' permission before calling or
else. Oh shit, we're gonna tag you. So now is time for
the main event of the evening, Stevie Ray versus Lex Luger. Yeah,
why stuff, good question? Okay. Stevie Ray says that he's coming for
the nWo and it's gonna be on like neck bone. Okay, I thought
that's what he said. I had to make sure that because that's what I
wrote down as well. Yeah, I don't know what that means. It's
gonna be on like neck bone. Interesting Luger comes out here most base theme
song in the w CW love this and he looked nuts. He does he's
oiled down crazy, he comes out, he does the he does the flex,
and the pyro goes on and Nash says, yeah, yeah, let's
get out of the way. Lucer is big, he's huge, he's pumped,
and I still want to bash him in the head with a chair.
I think I think August ninety seven is the one where he racks Hogan and
beats him for the title. I think I have that on our list.
It's probably it's a three hour one. I know that for sure. That's
why it's been in the chain. August fourth is that one. Yeah,
man, what a beast moment. Oh man, colossal pop. I mean
yeah, Lucers all timer. Man, this w c W run I wasn't
I didn't care about the WF stuff, but the w c W Luger stuff
is like, it sucks. Shit, it sucks that. Like I was,
you know, WWF won the war, so like history will not boom
regard. But yeah, this run is nuts, I mean yeah, right,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah boo. I'm sorry Luger. Yeah,
man, very shiny. They get into this smash. Nick Patrick is
the ref by the way, Yeah, you're ring, so they pop off
a ton of punches and kicks here yeah, and then uh, send him
in the guard rail. Steve stee A's got no no moves or nothing.
He's just god, yeah, go ahead, He's got that slamjack. So
Stevie starts his heat on the outside and Sherry gets involved in Xbox on commentary,
trying to keep up with Nash. Student. Nash says, I'm sick
of He's gonna be thrown out horsemen merch for free so people can see it
on camera. Lucer hits a power slam uh and then does the fucking racks
and then he fucking just picks him up her racks. So yeah, that's
what it's all about. He racks him the bell rings and then Nash says,
Lex Luger, we do not like you, and then Lucer starts arguing
with the ref. I guess Nick Patrick just called it and like Stevie Ray
didn't actually tab Yeah, well, I mean like Stevie Ray's not in the
n w O H. Lex Luders not. Yeah, yeah, you're right,
yeah, and Nick Patrick saidut, Sherry's like gripping up Nick Patrick in
the corner, and Bischoff says, I don't want to see a slum mother.
They're saying we got to see a slow mow now, and Nash says,
it's too bad you couldn't fire that guy for Chris before Christmas. But
wait a minute, the n W O music gets again. God Holly,
get the w c W champion. Dude, Hollywood. Hogan comes out with
Ted Trillionaire. Ted that what we called. Brother. Nash calls Hogan the
world's richest beach bum. Yeah, he comes out, tanned out crazy.
Yeah, No, Hogan comes out here. My first thought is, oh,
yeah, you know what, it's a sold out United Center. I
guess he should be on this show. Huh. Probably, he said,
Brothers because of me, I'm coming out to you all. I think I
think you know what, dude, I think I'm gonna be in down to
brother showed up. I just got your dude, dude, what I missed?
What call time was? It wasn't nine to thirty pm. Brother,
Hey, Craig Leathers, tell Nick Patrick to call for the bell. Brother,
I gotta go out there and do look premer, no one wants to
see these dud ja Bronzie. Let me go out there. Brother. That
would be super funny if they That's actually what happened is that Nick Patrick called
for the bell and Lucre's like, why the fuck do you call for the
bell? And see where he said, why'd you call for the bell?
It's like, think he just told me to Hogan's coming here. Okay.
Six on Commentary says if they hung the Giant for being a smart guy,
they'd be hanging an innocent man. Crazy line. That's crazy, like me,
Yeah, so Hogan is here, he's so so damn he's so tan.
Yeah, man, it's crazy. And they always have the lights down
for Hogan's promos, which I always thought was a cool cool look there.
Yeah, Hogan holds a sign that says trillionaire ted is God for to be
awesome. You know. So up in Trolionair tend they told me when I
was coming down the aisle that they wanted to see Hollywood's pythons. Brother,
so hold on one second. He rips off his shirt and he just starts
his head. Dude, Okay, he's not nearly as big as Le's luger,
by the way, that's what everybody realized. That. Don't fucking say
that ship dude, who said that shit brother, taggy brother, don't fucking
fuck with me, Nash, come down here, dude. Troy noted when
we hit the Windy City lights, not bra because people thought it was a
seven forty seven coming in for a crash landing, you know, hair.
But the bottom line, we had a little mechanical failure, dude. So
I just punched out some holes in the first class cabin and I just used
the pythons for a set of wings on the seven forty seven. It is
specifying, so don't panic. There's not a natural disaster. It's just a
shadow of the pythons coming over a head. We get it the fucking and
you know something, that big fat with festic cry baby dude, that Giant.
I'm gonna bust him up real bad. In Wo Whites sold out because
Trillionaire Ted has laid down some heavy to narrow telling him, Hollywood dude,
to make sure the job gets done the first time. So Trillionaire Ted,
if he begs and he pleads the Inwo sold out for mercy, should I
give him any quarter? Absolutely not. You know something, dude, when
I was using the Giant, When I was abusing the Giant, dude,
I met his mommy, mommy, and I told him what a good boy
he was. But the fact was, brother, and I used him,
and I abused him. History started right air and Chicago, Dude, I
met him right here in Chicago at a basketball game. Brother. That's a
giant, dude. The giant walks out, big ass sleeveless black hoodie in
black pants, making guttural noises. Wait a minute, so I stop this
guy. Brother. Security is now standing in front of the Giant, trying
to stop him from getting the ring, and Giant is like frothing at the
mouth. He's gonna cry. Hogan, who just before said wait a minute,
stop him dude, is now saying, get hear your coward. Coward.
Na says, I would help, but I have a gas bubble,
and then Giant does the big show, breaking out of a spot at the
Royal Rumble spot. He does, he does, He blasts away all the
security guards and then he hits the ring and that's the the show's done.
They cut off, cuts off, We're all out of time. That's the
classic, man, That is the classic. Yeah, that is fucking That
is awesome, dude, Hogan is this is we've talked, We've like talked
about a lot of Hogan promos, and you know, we've you know,
the Holly HollyHood we were talking, you know, the Wooden mash brother.
We've talked about a lot of these. Man, this one might be the
most delusional. It's a bad shit crazy thing. Ever, he stuck his
pythons through a seven forty seven plane in the first class cabin. Brother.
I mean, he pretty much said the plane was going to crash, and
he saved it by smashing his arms out of the airplane and landing the airplane
himself with his arms. He said that we had a litle mechanical failure.
So the first thing he did was punch a hole out of the first class
cabin. How small was his plane or his arms just reaching plane? Yeah,
he expended his arms both ways. Trillion was also on this flight,
Spider Man style, trying to stop a train. He busted his arms to
the side of the cabin. Yeah, this is a true story. I
think I heard about a few of honors of Yeah, that's really I heard
about that. I met him right here in Chicago at a basketball game.
Dude said the United Center was okay. You know what he didn't say,
the United Center. Okay, he said he met him right here in Chicago.
Yes, as I said, United Center opened in August of ninety four,
so there was a real small window where he could have met the giant
dude. Okay, he definitely didn't know it just opened, and he definitely
was talking about the United State. That's a hundred fucking percent. That's why
he's coming down to tell her. He's like, you didn't meet me here
to stop. There's no way he plays a whole the first class cabin.
You get him, brother, do not? Oh no, you know what,
Maybe he wasn't It says they had an informal basketball game as a part
of a w CW promotion for an upcoming show with the Rosemont Horizon, and
that's where Hogan saw them. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold
on the WCW. Guys are playing basketball well answering phones for a karaoke company.
Paul White met Danny Bonaducci in a live mgrophone amateur contest on his morning
radio show. Bonaducci introduced White to his friend HAULK. Hogan. They had
an informal basketball game as part of ww's promotion for an upcoming show at Rosemont
Horizon. Hogan liked how White worked the crowd and recommended him to w CW's
vice president, Eric Bischoff. White went to the Rosemont Horizon show and was
invited into the locker room, where he met Flair, Arn Anderson, and
Paul Orndorf. He later met Bischoff and came to a deal. You think
Hogan did a triple double or what the Giant's not gonna meet that guy?
Wow. Another tremendous Hogan promo. This is an absurd show, very back
and forth on me enjoying it and me eating it. Yeah, and then
shittiest segments. Nothing. I felt that I had to plus ten. Yeah.
No, when we got to the end of the show, I was
like, all right, come on, let's fucking I know these matches aren't
gonna mean ship, so I don't really I'm not as tapped in. But
even though there were those messes, weren't that long either, So that's why
I was like, whatever. Yeah, they were just like yeah, dude,
the way they filmed this show, the cinematography is just crazy, like
very cool. Yeah, you're right, it's very well laid out too.
Yeah, but it's fun show. Like I said, nothing, I felt
like I had to skip. And seeing that the sting, the sting coming
down from the rafters thing becoming such like an integral part of his character is
funny to see, like how it was crazy here, but it like how
just out of nowhere it was and it was like whoa and then it was
over. Yeah, sure, sure yeah. I thought maybe he would have
made a save for somebody doing it or something like he a. It made
more sense when there was like endbio beat up everybody and then he just comes
down. And then he just came out because he was hanging on the rafters
and he's just chilling there. I guess he came down because he he was
gonna stop the show. He said, ww brother, fine, I'll go.
Craig says, get your ass down this thing we got. Well,
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