Revisiting WWE RAW 2005 The Trial Of Eric Bischoff, Ric Flair Road Rage, Shawn & Shelton vs Angle & Carlito

Dude, boys on back and tell. Welcome to the Deadline Podcast, Episode
number two hundred and twenty four. There's no way we've done two hundred and
twenty four these what number? There's no way two hundred and twenty four.
Let me count one two. That's not correct. You didn't count at all.
You didn't even look. Did he counted? And look he didn't look
at shit? But naked on. Well, this week we're talking about Monday
Night Raw, December fifth, two thousand and five. Oh yeah, the
Trial of Eric Bischoff. A good episode that a good man pick. You
are banned. You are banned for whoa? Whoa? How could you say
this? So Eric Bischoff has been the general manager of Monday Night Raw forever
at this for years, I think right or something. I think they said
four. Yeah, and the fans are fucking sick of it. They are
fucking sick of it. It's time to change things up. And this is
the episode where that happens. So yeah, there's a whole legit. The
show is the Trial of Eric Bischoff. For real. It's not like one
segment. It is all the segments. Every segment is the Trial of Eric
Bischoff. On this show. It's actually felt like a TNA impact episode of
the way they were cutting away from them. Then you so much on your
rack. It was just a match. That is a good way to but
that, Yeah, it just suck. It was I'm being mean. I'm
being mean. Sorry. Before we get to that deadlock updates. Watch this
is up on the Patreon for this week. I thought it for two hundred
and twenty four episodes and it's trying to switch it up. Hey, did
you know interrupting you? Just thank you? I like that, So keep
that going. New seg interrupting Toty. We had Spotify wrapped this year,
you know, but we had one for us to watch this. Talk about
that's relevance to this there's okay almost almost that, Like fifty percent were new
listeners this year, new listeners for the pod. Yeah this year, isn't
that crazy? Dude? That So Johnny has the brand new segment. Watched
this for people that we might not know, because half the audience might not
even know. I mean, James doesn't care. He's only been here for
like only two episodes. So it's about to have the trial of Johnny or
Tony here a second, Yeah, the Trial and Johnny Picking in this episode.
Sorry, I was listening to Ashley Simpson has Charged. So watch this
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is a weekly curated by the boys watching episode of stuff. It's awesome.
It's on the Patreon and we have like five thousand hours up, but you
go check it out. It's awesome. Wrestling all over the place on that
bitch. And this week we watched Monsters Ball two from te in A.
I thought we would have watched this before, Like I thought we watched that
whole show for ushah, but I guess we hadn't we. Yeah, so
it was was Jeff Hardy, Saboo, Wide Rhino and Abyss and of course
it was you know old school style where I guess they still do it,
but I don't think they do it. They don't like, say, it's
the same right where they know they still in a room with no lights?
Is it the same no water and no food for four hours? Oh yeah?
Well so yeah we watched that and it's all timer moment on that one
as well, But I don't even know that. I didn't even know.
Yeah, Sabo is wide hungry. Somebody's not feeding him. There's no water
bottles of the show. It's a tough week I'm check that out for sure.
DPW was this past weekend speaking about having water bottles at events. DPW
second Anniversary had water and that was awesome. And well, it's Deadlock Pro
Wrestling, a wrestling company created by us. Wouldn't that be d LP That
would be someone else's rendition of Johnny. Let's see sorry it starts now Johnny
for you number one, we find that defective, not guilty. DPW is
his past weekend. And yes, I'm hoping it went well. And it
did go well. We had a water station, remember that. Yeah,
that's true. And not only that, James, hopefully I've recorded stuff for
the behind the scenes for Oh you fucking did say you were gonna do that?
Man, Wow, I do remember that, and I do remember.
Yeah, he's recorded a lot and it was awesome. Thankfully. Tony also
offered to help and also recorded at the show too. Yes, of course
James did a lot like during the show. James during the show told me
he wasn't going to record anything. W James, Well, DPW's second anniversary.
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talking about you in a d flamethor Burger combo. You got no chance.
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Jake Steele, Jack Haynes, t J Styles, mild Understore, Michael shout
out Dan for making his wrestling debut this month, and shout out Frank Sinatra,
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names man you know yeah, man, I told you show me a lot
for Tony when he reads nine thousand Jim Ross already, No, Jim Ross
told me he cannot make it. Dude, Tony and you were found guilty
in the Trial of Tony and that's your punishment. All right. The leaps
and bounds AI is made, you won't even know it's I'm gonna leap and
bound and kick your fucking hand. Thank you everybody for joining. What are
you talking about, dude? Yeah, let's talk about goddamn rump jumping casino
segment that everyone likes. Yes, I hear it. Oh yeah, we
should actually segue into that all right. Now it's time for a Chumbu casino
ad. I love that ship all right. Time to get into Monday Night
Raw December fifth, two thousand and five. It's all about the drugs and
the money, guys. Dude. Oh my god, dude, this is
almost like an anniversary episode because December fifth is like kind of close to when
the show comes out here. Oh yeah, that makes sense. Wow,
look at us? How many? How much a crazy stretch I can't do
in math? That's uh years ago, dude, almost years ago. We're
talking about. Sorry, yeah, right, I'm sorry, Well, before
we talk about the roll from three days ago, let's talk about what happened
from all wrong. I'm out, I tuned in, I tune, did't
see it, wasn't there. What the fuck's going on? Macho fucking loved
it, though, I promise you, Helly Macho could talk the hell out
of that shot. Bet we're talking about the brothers and they're getting over broll.
Before we talk about or the w brothers, let's talk about the Observer
from the Around the Time Observer, November twenty eighth, two thousand and five.
This is a transcript of the short meeting Vince McMahon had with the ww
wrestlers before the November twenty one TV tapings. Vince says, there's no good
time for anything, is my philosophy, So just go do it. But
before anything started leaking out and you started hearing rumors from the dirt sheets.
No, I didn't say that, but the rumors are talking and they've been
saying. What's really I want you to hear it straight from me. First,
we're instituting a new drug policy, doing it everyone in the locker room.
Come on, that's the bailiff. Christmasters. Several weeks. I'd be
happy to hear any suggestions that any of you guys may have in terms of
that, which is like, yeah, we don't, but not for me.
Maybe test the mid carters. I actually dropped money. Maybe don't test
anyone that's sucking your daughter, myself, you the man, all right,
I got it. We're not you guys. That's good. Vince asked for
questions and comments here, and the first question comes from Kurt Angle. He
says, if you were taking a prescription and you're tested for that, obviously
they're gonna be able to gauge for that. If that's a lot or a
little. Kurt already questioning this thing, Vince says, there's no question.
You know, you'll know on the screen, the doctor will get back and
how much, and he'll he'll be able to tell what you're taking and what
time you're taking, and whether or not you're abusing, and it's really easy
to find out. And Angle says, uh okay. And the second question
comes from Rick Flair. Rick Flair says, is this a random drug testing
policy? Vince and Vince says, yes, it's unannounced and it would be
relatively frequent. Flair had no response Flair went out into the cloy ship out
of someone's dad. He just played g t A Vice City and he started
the car fucking Stompson out Vice City and g T A three are so heavy
because yeah, you do you stop to funk. I love doing that.
Yeah, I would just do them for hours. I was really fun up,
little kid. Yeah, just unbelievably fed up. I didn't do that.
Oh yeah, I think we're gonna have to institute the Deadlock podcast fucking
drug testing here soon, so you better watch out, bro. I got
a question. Is this random drug testing or like, no, it's only
testing for James every day. Well, I won that segment. I'll tell
you that, I'll beat the segment, not for long. If I if
I see a dead test, i'd bet the funk out dog study for that
ship. Yeah, I'll tell you that's much to ever A t A.
They did something really similar to this, but the opposite and the test,
the part and the punisher was added about like a half. Yeah, it
was a good time there. In Mexico Wrestling news, Triple A has just
debuted Super Mascargrata after losing the court case for the rights of the name Mascara
Segrata. You can just do that, You just super That's crazy. Yeah.
Man, there's a lot of supers we can have on our show,
don't you think guys. Super Jungle Boy Oh oh yeah, I'll put Super
John Cena on the show. Ship Super Jimmy Snooker Junior, Yeah, pretty
good. Super Antonio from the heart Throbs, Oh, Super Romeo from the
Hard Throw. What about Super heart Throbs, Super Highlanders. Oh yeah,
well he's well, I don't know about still Alive. Was just stuck in
the effect zone. That's true. From Japan Wrestling THEWS, Yuke's officials made
a press conference regarding the purchase of New Japan Pro Wrestling. UH. They
said the company would not change under their ownership. Meltzer says, well,
that's good news and bad news. The good news is people who don't know
anything about wrestling won't be able to screw it up. The bad news is
people who don't know anything about wrestling will continue to screw it up. Yeah,
they didn't do too hot under Yuke's management, It doesn't seem like it.
They said they would keep the same people in charge and would simply fund
the company and hope to see it turn a profit in one or two years.
They said New Japan was a good acquisition because if New Japan gets more
popular, then their merchandise and video games would also go up. Well,
I don't think they put many more video games out of New Japan after they
bought New Japan. Is this so five? Uh? Yeah, Noah was
not only beating New Japan or curb stumping the fucking dogs Jelli's dudes, and
yeah, you're right, Yeah, this was an interesting time for them.
Oh. Actually the last Wrestle Kingdom game comes out in December of five,
so the last Yeah, I think they are not going well. That did
not worry to worry about there by like a funk all this other ship.
That's true. Last thing here. In a radio interview, Ernest the caat
Miller claimed that hal Cogan went to Eric Bischoff and the booking team and asked
to put Ernest Miller over for the world title because he thought Ernest Miller had
so much heat that they would do great business with him chasing Ernest Miller as
champion. Okay, well, I guess Ernest Miller was over in WCW.
He was, Well, so you're haul Cogan had this idea and he went
to Bischoff and management about it and it just didn't happen. Yeah, I
can confirm the story. That's good because I was there. You were on
the booking table, a little baby brother that's probably like nine. I just
couldn't talk yet. Bread, Dude, we should test this kid for drugs,
this little book baby smuggling in drugs as smuggling drugs into my ass.
Dude. This kid's shooting me with steroids here, dude, look get it
out of here. Well, that's that. We didn't have much else observer,
because we fucking watched the SmackDown from the same week already, so we
did come on the ship. So that's uh, the Undertaker stuff. Yeah,
this week, this exact week, James, we watched the SmackDown,
correct, And I'm pretty sure in that review they recap the show we're watching
on this episode, and we said Rebound it was, and we're not gonna
we said we're not gonna talkbout it because're probably gonna watch this eventually. And
now we're watching. All right, now, let's get into this actual raw.
Freddie Blaste, the maker of Champions, watching My God, what a
night give. Yeah, the world is watching the powers back voice. Oh
he smokes man straight. The drugs. The drugs they will be drug testing
now. Uh, it starts to show off. Here we see Rick.
I'm sorry, I was gonna Rick Rude, Rick Flairs, Rick Flair's road
rage arrest this Charlotte Observer. I don't know what. I was more startled
by that being the first thing they advertised, or Joey Styles being the lead
commentator here, what's up with that? The world I'm watching the world.
Remember, Oh yeah, we talked about this is Spike down. Yeah,
that's right, he's going to and or not Brother Swag, Sewn, michaels
Is Shelton, Benjamin versus Kurt Angle and Carlito is the main event tonight.
We want you guys to go out there and have the shittiest to many match
you can have. And we're in the business of storytelling, so you can
shut the fuck up. I'm sorry. There was a story. They will
understand what they're doing, the Sewn Shelton story. Okay telling it. Have
they already had the match where he busts his chin up? Yes, okay,
cool? Remember Carlo is gonna have a big payview match and then they
don't our trip carl carl And that's happened. Then Carlita leaves. That was
unforgived. That's after though. This is like a little we got some time
he were Carlita left. Yeah, they telling the story of how many people
can they have changed the channel at one time? That's crazy. The world
is watching the bet Kurt Champions. I've changed. Yeah, there's a shout
out a bunch of how much of this guy will Yeah, yeah, I
agree, roight, Yeah, I watched. God damn, I don't know
how much I watched my life. I watch an unbelieved disgusting amount a bunch
of media. Actually, yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure he gets told
that a lot. But I'm sure I'm sure. You know, I'm sure
people are like, you know, how much I watched this ship? But
like, yeah, man shouts out for everyone that ship that that was like
the groundbreaking internet wrestling thing for me. He's going into Deadlock Hall Ofday.
You got to yeah, you're going on here in he uh so we uh
we got a garbage truck riding into the raw arena here straight, it's pretty
good. Give me. There's no ramp by the way, specifically because they
needed to do this garbage truck spot, so they just had no ramp on
the show. That stiks stinky jrg Joy absolutely fucking sugs the garbage. Stinky
dude. And Joey Styles is the biggest ball licker of all times or for
Joey Styles is awesome. I hate it, dude. He's like, that's
what I call hands on chairman, not afraid to get his hands dirty.
He does it all God table goods smelling. So Vince McMahon comes out for
the Vince mcmantown Hall. He was he was driving the garbage truck. He
legit was, and that's you know, he does it all. He does.
Maybe take your hands off freak. So in the ring there is a
rollie chair on a podium, which seems like a not great idea, and
there's also bull his squads falls two podiums in the ring, also with the
roly chair. Of course, Vince says that he gave Eric some of objectos
and if Eric didn't achieve him, then it would be time to take out
the trash literal, that's why they have the trash truck trash. So Eric
Bischoff comes out here with his theme song all fucking classic doubt, bro.
But Eric Beschoff and starts glazing Vince crazy here, man, like, just
yay, this is more than just a job to me. You know,
this is not about what I do. This is about who I am,
and you know, please let me keep my job as general manager. And
Vince says, you know, well you might ask why all this ship's out
here like this chair on a raised platform. Look at this. I'm a
fair man. I think you agree with that. And the crowd starts chanting
no, no, no, no, no, no, go by because
they they took at Eric Bischoff. Man, he's been goddamn terrorizing this whole
show for means man, Yeah, well that's a strike against him. They
said, well, everyone should have a day, should have their day in
courts, and I mean that literally because tonight here en roll, will be
the trial of Eric bash Off. I've appointed myself the judge. That's what
you do. But I you know, I appointed you a defense counsel and
a prosecuting attorney. And now it's time for the opening argument. And so
now let's present the man representing you, Jonathan Coachman. What is it?
What is this? Is this a this has got to be like a Simpsons
episode or something. What is this? What is this? I like,
where did they this is sn L or something? Where does this come from?
Maybe there was like a popular court case going on at the time of
Krusty the Clown. To just watch the O. J. Simpson trial.
He said, you haven't. They've referenced Johnny Conchran here too. He says,
uh. Vince says, coach, is he looks official, he's eloquent,
and he's he's wearing Johnny Cochran's glasses. Yeah, that's that's common,
Johnny Cochran coach. Coach says Eric, you don't, don't You don't gotta
worry about this. I got this, and he looks at Vince and he
says, your honor, my client, Eric Bischoff isn't asshole, that's true,
and Vince is surprised by this. Eric is confusused and says, listen,
you cheer you know, I know you cheer that. But Beschoff is
not your friend. He does not get paid to be your friends, and
he's gets paid to deliver the most exciting Joan sports entertainment. We kept that's
why it's been for four years. And he says Eric Benschoff is the single
greatest general manager in w w E history. Vince was also a general manager.
I don't know why they didn't reference that's true. Well, Vince says,
nicely done coaching. Now representing that prosecution and out comes. God damn
it. Chris Batman. Yeah, did you guys know this guy wrote the
book? He wrote many books at this point, for sure, he's got
the Batman launch box. Chris thankers are jealous about it. For no,
man, he can't come back. He's not allowing take somewhere else thanis caught.
Man, you take your ass on over there. So but you want
that so bad? See how that worked out for you? Oh ship,
that's right. Yeah he liked that. It's like that. Yeah, it's
really like that. And I mean that ship a thousand percent. Well,
Mick Foley says, your honor, I can honestly state that no one has
ever done more to benefit raw more than Eric Bischoff and Vince. I beg
your pardon and fully tells the story of you know, when Bischoff gave away
the result of fully winning the WF title and how half a million fans switched
simultaneously from w CW programming to raw, causing a reversal in the ratings,
that w B would never again relinquish, and that Eric was very generous for
him to do. Bishoff rolls his eyes like crazy about and like I've heard
this bullshit so many times. Shut up, shut up, shout up.
I believed probably done like ninety DVDs at this point, right about that,
and yeah, he sucked and this was a turning point and terrible and never
good, Fully says, I will prove that as a general manager, Eric
Bischoff was conniving, manipulative, deceitful, and how he has failed miserably in
his attempt to entertain the general public, including the general public right here in
Charleston, South Carolina, Big Bob and stinking well, Vin says, thank
you for your opening arguments, and this will resume in a more suitable environment
the w court of law. Either Eric Beschoff will keep his job or it
will be time to take out the trash. They got that w B court
of law. They witch got this, they do. They got a wrestler
score. They got a bunch of people on there. I heard Daniel Bryan's
on there, Jane Brian and that's true. Fair enough. So we got
to Big Show in Kinge and they're facing off any four way tag match for
the tag titles tonight. There's no way anyone listening to this could guess one
team in this match. After the Big showed case no, no, no
earlier they listened to the beginning part, they don't the YouTube part doesn't happen.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, sorry guys, Yeah, you would never
guess it. So it's Big Showing Kine versus val Venus and Viscera, no
versus the heart Throbs Antonio and Romeo versus Tom Coo and Jean Snits. What
how fuck? Is not only how the the tag division? Well, I
mean that doesn't surprise me. I guess what surprises me here is that Valvenus
is still on the show in any capacity. And the fuck is he still
in this company? He's fucking fighting for a tag title. Man, take
him to the law, dude, put him under it, man, Dude.
Yeah, he's fucked up, and he's like, he's all he's Valvenus,
but he's Sean Morley, you know what I mean. Like he doesn't
look like oh yeah yeah, and we got Viscera and he's still the fucking
biggest machine, baddest machine has ever lived too, and Romeo I said,
who the fuck? It was like, it was like when I first of
all the Highlighters and what the fuck is this Highlanders from TNA because he got
fired? He got fired? Is this they're on the same time as the
digs come on? Now, God, the goddamn dicks. It'd be good
vous Visceral Tomco and also Yea had it all baby. You know what.
I don't think they were in any games. No, that would be the
only way I would know them. I guess if they were in the games,
sadly, and they might got nor for TV. But yeah, I
didn't who the fuck these guys were. I just knew they're you know,
I got their gimmick right away. The heart Throbs were in TNA as who
christy HEMI managed them one time against like Billy Gunn and road Dog. I
don't remember that at all. Yeah that also happened. Wow, Yeah,
I don't remember that at all. Wow. Well they get fired immediately remember
that. I don't remember what it was. They must have been hot.
So we have Big Show and Kane, who were the tag team champions of
the World of Raw right now, and uh, Big Show and Kane are
gonna be taken on Batista and Ray Mysterio at the upcoming pay per view.
They got that combo theme too. At least they have a lot of Cane's
theme here, which is a very good theme song. It's mostly I don't
think they go back. They should go back, and the pyro strip goes
off and you see it slowly being dragged across the floor because there's no ramps,
so they had to like have in a fucked up position, you know,
Big Show and Kane. I did not expect them to have like a
showcase match. I don't, I like or I guess maybe I did,
but I didn't expect them to actually have anything to showcase. I thought it
was just gonna be like, sure, we do the same ship we always
do they take anything? Do they know they eat? Everyone's asked? For
like five minutes. It was crazy, dude. So Big Show and Kane
give Viscera an Irish whip choke slam. I've never seen this movie. Thankfully,
Viscera does do the hump on in the corner and splash is Kane and
we almost there was there's an alternate universe work. Right after that, Viscera
does visit the rope thing and put it over like Peter Williams and grabbed him
and get him over to him and they got so you know what I'm saying,
going to tell that, Yeah, it's a little crazy. Yeah,
get in there, man, that Boyce love Vinca, you know with him
and the visitor. Yeah, big as Cot, you know that's real ship
man, this is the number one. What game was two and six?
He's definitely O seven as that. That's the real shit right there. Man,
So big Showy Caine give Viscera the iriship choke slam. Uh awesome.
Antonio gets caught with the high cross body. I wrote downy, who the
hell is this? Caane Canaan Big Show finish here. I've never really seen
something like this. This is awesome. I didn't expect I didn't like I
said, I did not expect something heat for the finish, but the boys
came through Canaan Big Show, ended up hitting a triple choke slam and it
was unbelievable. It was awesome. Yeah, yeah, dude, they like
fucking big show grabbed Romeo by his skull off the floor and dragged him into
the room, which was nuts looking. Yeah. And then thankfully Valvinus,
who was a Valvenus rising tom co he got tom tom Coke got up to
the sky to his ass was lying. I was surprised. I was like,
wow, this looked really really cool man. And he said I want
to go to TNA after that one. Hell yeah, and he is him
and christ did go do the thing too based I I've never seen some ship
like that. That was probably the coolest big show, and Kane finished,
I've I ever seen It doesn't get much better than that. Hitting Irish with
high times on Viscera is unbelievable. Do they really like? His ass was
not jumping worth nothing. He said, you gotta give me the Irish me.
That's all I got for you unless you let me fuck said not to
night no vicera. The trial of Eric Bischoff continues the w B Court of
Law, of course, which is a it's a court room, it's a
legit court office. I don't know where they got this at. We're in
a court room and Chris Masters is a shirtless bailiff here and he's got his
fucking pants on and he's looking juicy as hell. Here, Tony, how
got you accused him of that? Man, we got the drug policy.
No, he's fine, no, no, yeah, it just started.
Yeah, and he's immediately clean. Yeah, he's clean. They we know,
drug test before you get to the w t B. You know,
you're that kind of thing. Well, Vin says, court is now in
session and this is the trial of Eric Bischoff and mister Beschoff is represented by
the coach and represented the prosecution mc folly and my bailiff. The masterpiece,
Chris Masters always has to be the nickname, the masterpiece Chris bas. I
mean, look at that dude. Man, I don't even know his is
like long, but he's got abs all the way up. Yeah, it's
very strange. It's uh, something's going on there. It's called Chad Body,
It's called Natty actually going. Vince tells Mick to call his first witness,
and Mix says, your honor like to call my first witness, Miss
Stephanie McMahon, and Stephanie McMahon with blonde hair fucking walks in music. What
the fuck? Yeah, that's cool. Uh, Mix says you have been
general manager in the past, and then your expert opinion, did mister Bischoff
conduct himself appropriately, as general manager Stephanie says, before I answer this question.
For the record, both my brother Shane McMahon and I believe mister Bishof
should be removed from office. He said, I'm not this. I'm trying
to buy USC. I'm trying to build a goddamn giant robot in China right
now. But it's work. Yeah, leave me alone, you assholes.
Stop bringing up my name. But yeah, she says, I think actions
speak louder than words. So let's take a look at the video footage.
So they show off on she's the witness. You can't call that. You
you are the witness. You can't call the footage. I got video footage.
I know this. She's been in court before. She knows words.
Maybe she did that in court in a word, the footage she got there.
Yeah, you know. Let's I'm gonna write this down here. Let's
make sure in the court we have the scene where Bischoff kisses you. I
want to watch that slow yeah. Ah. They show footage of the when
Bischoff at the Hollow. I'm pretty sure we reviewed this episode as well,
where Bischoff is dressed up as Vince on Halloween. Uh, and Stephanie is
dressed up as Stephanie, which and Bischoff pulls off the mask to reveal that
it's himself and starts to make out with Stephanie and she fights it until she
stops fighting it, and then he started kissing and then it's over. They
show Vince watches as Stephanie watches, as Eric Bischoff watches the whole the world.
So Stephanie says that Eric Beschoff impersonated my father, which is fucking crazy
world, and she believed him. Dad, Oh, Dad, you want
to kiss? You want to make God down. That's usually what we do
here. I didn't know it was my dad. Okay, you kiss.
I wish it was my dad. Since I thought it was my dad,
I might as well for the record, he doesn't kiss as good as my
dad. And that's on the record. Yeah, right that down right left
the record show my dad is a much fur Yeah here, write that down?
Is that what he says? Eric impersonated my father and then violated me.
It's been three years and I still haven't got the vomitous taste out of
my mouth and started turning into Vince. Yeah, And then it cuts back
to Vince, and he's still looking at the footage on replay re wanted music.
I was watching write that down. Coach says, I object, and
Vince says, shut up. Just crazy, he says, I mean overruled.
Somebody says thank you, daddy, I mean your honor dollary. Yeah,
let's rewind this tape. So now we have Art Meyers, the leader
of Afghanistan. He is not good, the leader of attacking Afghanistan or whatever.
Shut daddy. Back to the director of US Services helping with tribute for
the troops. You're telling me this isn't the leader of Afghanistan. He wants
me to do that, barking like a dog. I know his as in
Afghanistan. He is old as hell. Man. He should not be the
director of ship. He should be directing and putting into his mouth. So
now we have Mickey James versus Victoria Kill Kill Kill slow style too kil kil
So. Yeah, I mean you know he's gonna get up. You gotta
s message. That's that. Yeah about puppy, Yeah, well he's like
she's wearing a skirt, look at her pussy. I'll tell you this much.
He did not he was this was not inspired. No, he's just
a fucking weird old man wasted nice skirt. That's wrong with you, buddy.
So Mickey James is with Trish Stratus, that's that's Mickey James is Trish's
number one fan. Yes, And Victoria is with Candace Michelle and Tory Wilson
and Chloe don't forget Chloe the dog, oh the dog? Yeah? And
indeed are they devil they? Oh? Yeah, sorry, puppy the puppy
bumpy Chloe? Yeah? Are they Vince's Devil's yet? Or is that has
Has that happened yet where Vince just starts fucking being weird all of them and
they're just his group. That probably happens back Tota. I don't know if
he's on TV. Just show we're doing practice. Kid just had the wand
the wand's true. She turned kern angle to a girl. How did they
pitch? How did she pitch that? They were like, yeah, that's
all good, imagine, yeah, take the one other you want? Yeah,
whatever, shut up? Lawler. Laura said you think she would let
me pet her puppies? And Joey style says Chloe, Yes, the dog,
the dog Chloe, of course, what I hate this versus Joey Styles.
Yeah, I like to I hate him here, I don't know he
has to play off with Jerry Lawler. All right, look all right,
Lawler says, God, damn it. Jerry Lawler says, you know what
puppies have? What little noses? Because I didn't go, yeah, all
right, We're gonna get out of here, buddy, I don't know what
to tell you. You're under arrest. So Victoria, we start the match
off here, Victoria, she hits a nice power slam. I thought that
looked really good. Here, Yeah, Victoria steps on Mickey James, then
hits a moon salt. That was a dude. I was hoping she'd like
stood on her end then did the moon salt off of her, but she
steps forward. Well, this is very different from the more popular booty popping
moon salt, which, yeah, she booty pops if you will. That's
true. That's the backflip slash at least what Joey Styles said. Damn Joey,
come on, man, moon Salt's not a fucking thinking Joey Styles's mind.
Victoria saw it nothing like damn bro, that's crazy back clips lash.
Yeah, what Vicky James is just closed fist punching Victoria in the face,
rafts just piecing her up, just jabs and then she's sewing a wrist.
She hurt herself for real out there like fun, guys, look what God
damn So Mickey James hits the Mick kick combo. Jerry Lawler knows the name
of it. By the way, dude, she's just doing k that's mister
mcranna. She does also Oh sorry, yeah, the rib the Miki combo
No. Number fifteen, which is, by the way, the new Indye
kit combo. I think everyone does that. Ship the fuck the shoulder spink
ship. Yeah, I remember Brian Cats sort of guys in Brian Cage before,
which is crazy? Is it? Kick to the TN a kick,
a kick, kicks the chest and then yeah, it's it can be a
couple of other ones TN a kick, kick to the shoulder, jumping ten
a kick or sure ten a kick kick to the shoulder, uh, roundhouse
or like the Malachi black kick. You're right, You're right, Yeah,
that's a definitely people do that. Yeah, absolutely so, I tell you
this much. So they get into the ring or someone tries to interfere,
which would I think it was Tory and well, yeah, Torri gets hard
weight into the ring, she gets pulled in over the top after the mid
kick. Yeah, so Lawler isn't even clever with this. He just goes,
Oh, I hope her her skirt doesn't come up there or that's it.
However, a skirt doesn't come up there, her skirt doesn't come let
me see it actually gets even dude, he's so gone, like you know
what's gone? Candace Michelle goes on the apron, tries to use her magic
wand and then it just fucking breaks falls apart. It just breaks, and
Jay was like, oh, it broke bro I think I think the whole
spot got sucked up here or something because she throws the wand at Mickey's head.
And then Trish was a meaning to I don't think. Yeah, maybe
Trisha was supposed to get Candas off the apron sooner. Yeah, I think
I think they were supposed to be closer. I think it was probably just
be like close to her. She's like a head shot opp her on the
head with it, and then she just like broke it. She just broke
the shipping and through the stick. Yeah that was nuts. Yeah, and
then Trish does kick Candace off the apron uh and Victoria rolls up Mickey James
to win the match, and Lawler says, or magic one prematurely something Jesus
christ off. This guy is toasted, bro, this guy is toasted.
He said, damn, we're doing fucking trials now at the w He said,
you know that it's uncomfortable in court. So the trial of Eric Bischoff
continues. Yes, back in the courtroom. To Jerry has had the witness
stand and he's speaking Japanese as a translator. Next to him, he's wearing
a black shirt, black leather jacket. Combo to Jerry is also leaving w
W E here soon. I'm pretty sure he's got like a couple of dates
left and he's a big w Yeah, with what happened tonight, it was
his choice to leave too. Yeah. So to Jerry says he was a
huge star in W B and E c W and Eric ignores this. Oh
what the fuck? What did he say? Next? He says, I
wish a pregnant rhinoceros would shove its mighty horn up Eric's anal crevice. Okay,
that's pretty reasonable, Thank you to Jerry. To Jerry, says the
translator and says, I hope you get tired. That's crazy, dude.
He's like leaning over the fucking witness and would you get fired? Shit?
Okay, Well, coach says, we have no more question for to Jerry,
but we do have a request, and the request is to Jerry get
back to the arena as soon as possible because tonight to Jerry is in a
match with triple age. To Jerry starts fucking flipping. He knows he's losing.
Yeah, he's climbing over the witness stand and Chris Masters shirtless bailiff has
to drag him to the boat. That makes it official. So Mick Foley
introduces the next witness, which is May Young with fabulous mulah. Oh great,
yeah. May Young comes in. She's trying to reach over to Hug
Vince and Zari Lolla says, oh, May Young was also a witness when
David killed Goalie. Good line, Come on, dad, you gotta take
it. Go with the bed. It goes to commercial and comes back and
it comes back to May Young's standing up, pointing and yelling. And that's
why Eric Bishanoff has no penis. Pishkoff, Nick Foley says no penis.
Coach says, I object to that. There's little to no evidence that my
client has no penis, and we he says, I believe the witness is
going somewhere with this. I think I could prove that Eric Bischoff in the
past has had a somewhat strange relationship with the w B superstars. And I'd
like to introduce Exhibit B, which is a recap from Bad Blood two thousand
and I'm crazy. This is not saying say nothing. Prom recap a Bad
Blood on three when May Young kisses Eric Bischoff and then he's bent over in
the corner. Get some of his you know, get somebody's got. Young
runs up and gets him of the balls and then starts pulling all over the
place. Young pulls her skirt off and her fucking ass is out. She
starts you going, you going the store. She pulls her skirt off,
her asses out. She starts slapping her ass cheeks. She doesn't from the
world. This is where you get people towed out. You got people that's
a hey, hey, Kivo record or whatever is going on with Wow?
What the it was? So she slaps he was rich people shitting back in
the day, Right, you have TV? I said, God, yeah,
I'm like that's crazy. I don't like TV that much. I just
hope, like Bud that Hey, she does the sucking tent and then Bronco
busters Eric Binschoff reversing face, by the way, which is also a reversing
face. Yes, she's yes, and uh we come back and James,
how would you juste what what story? Story to the story? How what
would you describe what May Young was doing when we come back? Hey,
she's doing her thing, you know what I mean? Exactly? Court may
Young is pantom I be eating see big style due she levels of eating.
Just touch this love. She won't stop. It's like someone told her the
pants am not eating pussy and she's like, I'll do it the whole time.
Here Young looking at everything. She's looking at every single person. Won
My brother is fucking disguising, Yeah, disgusting. Right, Yeah, that's
right. She's doing her thing, all right, man, I understand man,
but she should stop doing that. There is a good show, good
says I object to this. The witness is old senile, clearly over sext
and she's taunting my client and she's still she looks over and Vince does the
pussy eating and Vince says, sustained the winness can stepped out. I was
over. I love the crowd, those one they gave to I remember the
crowd shops in the game mer I usually put the young crowchops all my people
because there's so shitty. She looked like she was in pain doing its run
across. Can anyone that mids no mercy make her pantomime eating pussy yeah,
and then give her shop ship If no one does that, bro, I'm
using that twenty first seven every me God damn uh Coach calls his first witness
a're all superstar that was picked by mister Bischoff and has a send it
to me. I just want to make sure we understand me. I did
not like a real person in this whole Say that's a ship, like this
ship looked absolutely fucking is saying this ship was not real, Like that was
like a fake person. This ai Jerry Chris woman is ninety five thousand years
old, Like this is not a real person. I don't know. There
is not a human lie that is like this person. I'm telling you,
no, dude, And like they all she would just come in and fucking
do the Bronco buster and then suck it take all the stage. Just s
you, yeah, get beat by Bob Ali. That's crazy man, yeah
man, so yeah. Coach calls to the stand his witness. She better
than Chris Masters. She's more over than Chris Masters, for sure, and
that is who he calls the stand. Coach says, can you please take
your name? And as she says Chris Masters, and Coach says, now
masterpiece, which is crazy. Vince slams the gabble down and says, that's
witness has committed perjury. His name is not Chris Masters, it is Chris
Mordetsky. So this witness qualify, man, God damn brother. Yeah Aaron
homeboy out man. That's he's not Jamaican. By the way, every time
Chris Masters is on the screen, I need to bring this up because I
need this to be found. I don't know if either of you have ever
seen this. I've talked about it though. If anyone has the footage of
Chris Masters and a promoter from UK going to some kid's house because he was
pirrating their DVDs to confront him, please fucking share it with the world because
it existed. It existed. I've watched it and it just doesn't exist anymore.
I need this needs to be seen because it was fucking insane. Yes,
so please, if anyone can find that, please let them. Let
the boys. No, thank you, well, Chris Mordesky is fucking disqualified.
Get your get out of here, man, Chris Mordesky, your ass
on out of here. Go back to hell with me. If I if
I was you know, if I was on No Mercy, I'd have made
you getting the hatred as tag champs, and I wouldn't play one of the
matches because he hate I hate playing type matches that dude. Yeah, I
mean they're horrible. Every wrestling game ever, Like, how is there one?
Is there any one that you can think of ten minutes? No?
I literally can't think of one where I enjoyed him, Like take ten minutes
ago. How can we make this fun? Just somebody that likes to play
the game. How can we make this I don't know what it is.
Something, but you guys took some time. We could figure it out.
Which is your job? You know what I mean? Come on, I'm
not here to tell you do your job playing it? Do it? You
know? What I mean, So he got backstage. Shulton Benjamin is taping
up backstage for his main event tag team match tonight here on Raw and Sean,
of course it is, and Shan Michaels is here. He says,
are you ready close? He's super close to him. Sean says, this
is Shelton's home state. Everybody he puts over his big accolades' n cua a
king of the King's Champions. He's the v MF champion. Sean says,
well, your career here in w B has amounted to a big fat zero.
Oh well that's fucking he tells everybody an xt by the way everyone comes
in. Your career up to now has amounted to nothing. You work ship,
your life means nothing. Take that to the ring door front rolls.
They don't put their left foot forward. Put your left foot forward the out
of the ring. Let's not talking about wipe your feet. So Sean says,
you know when you face me, you took me to the limit,
but since then your career has gone downhill. Shawn says, I don't have
an amateur background like you, but I'm successful in this business. You every
time this is a triple ah pro if I've ever heard from wrote that down
is a triple just talking here, Sewan is off his gun and Sean says,
you either have friends or you be successful. And Sean says, why
I got here to make friends. I'm gonna make money. I got an
attitude problem. Now what are you going to do about your attitude problem?
And says you want an attitude, You'll get an attitude, and then just
the main combo, damn help. Yeah, I do need help because that's
two tons. I'm glad you're looking out for me. So coaches on the
phone in the courtroom, and uh, he tells Vince that his next witness
will be here in just a few minutes. That's good. In the meantime,
we get a horrible match vo I'm live, Java Guerrero against the re
fined Southern gentleman lancecade Based. Yeah man, oh yeah man, Lance Caate
in the fucking rockabilly gear. This is insane. Listen, and uh the
crowd is channing take up on, give it yeah the crowd. The crowd
is channing Eddie, which pisses off Lance Caide. For some reason, I
don't know why, the lance Cape have something to do with Uh, Eddie
Guerrero's death. Do you think he didn't like him at all? Oh?
Wow, is that true? I've heard that. Well, here's some stuff
that happens in the match. Maybe you'll rethink what you were thinking about this
match. You know, lance k throws Shop to the floor, attack some
of the floor. He runs him into the ring post, you know,
and uh gets okay, sorry, what's up? Sorry? Gets back up
on Lance Cade and hey, Chavo, Chavo, there's no there is a
chain at the very end you were watching either, Come on, Eddie,
Match of the night understandable. Well, Cave runs shovel in the corner.
He's unleashing on him. He's fucking hitting him with all you know, match,
get this ship their waves, you know what? Trying to see this
ship? Match? Sha listen, Trauba went up top and he put into
the sky. That's where Eddie is. Unless Java, it's the Frogs flash
for the win. Got god? How the fuck three? They want to
cheer for Chava and the Grass so that they do so fucking bad, and
this motherfucker still can't put on a good performance. Damn it. Come on,
come on, come on. He was doing all the moves he did
the fucking I mean, the last k was never gonna get no damn heat.
That's what you gotta think about when you put people in there trying to
get over like that. The other guy don't have heat. The hey,
the other guy gonn getting the cheers, you know what I mean? Yeah,
you just under est to mean how much South South Carolina cares about Lance
Cage. I mean you're in North Carolina, so you don't really understand that
we don't go down South down there? Don't you give me a start on
that police, Well, you should go down there sometime. And about landscape,
Hell continues here Davari is the witness. Now, dude, yeah,
Davari is here, and Coach says, let me get this straight. Despite
having nowhere to go, speaking unspeakable prejudice, my client, Eric Bischoff not
only gave you an opportunity, but your job back on raw And Davari responds
in farcie, and Coach says, can you please speak English if you don't
mind, And the varus is, oh, yeah, no problem. I
like that the viruses. Eric Bischoff gave me a chance when no one else
wouldn't. I watched the show when you were Commissioner Mick, and it was
nothing short or pathetic. It's to a law opinion. Honest is awesome.
Coach says, I have no further questions for this witness, and he starts
to walk away any real He turns back and heros Vince. Vince wasn't listening
at all. He has his earbuds in and coaches your on her every time.
Vince takes his ear butt out and he says, I beg your pardon.
I didn't hear word you said. I was listening to Ashley Simpson on
my new iPod. Christ she sucks again because Ashley Simpson was like everyone was
he Simpson thing right, Yes, that's gonna be exactly what happened. Dated
fucking references I've ever heard in my life that is like such. At the
time, people have no idea, like kids now have no idea what that
even mean? Was she lip syncing? Was that it? That's what she
was lip syncing? And then the track fucked up, so everyone said,
wow, you should fucking die for that one dude, Like she just like
hodown dance to get out of there, like everyone was due fucking lipsick and
she just got funked on it and everyone said, wow, fuck you.
Uh so, yeah, he says, actually Simpson fucking socks and Coach says,
oh, well, Davari would be more than happy to repeat what he
said, and Vince's no, no, no, that won't be necessary.
I don't hear it anyhow, and also Davari he won't be refereeing kred Angles
match. And now we will take a recess, and mc foley says,
yes, yes, recess. He opens up his Batman lunchbox and he says,
moon pies not he I love these fucking things. And he cracks open
an RC Cola and he's eating a moonpie and he throws one to Eric push
off to eat, and he gives him a thumbs up. You're going to
fucking hell, sloppy, dude, he dies. Yeah, like, I
don't know, there's forty book tour, doesn't give a ship. I hate
this guy. Yeah, this is what happened when you ain't got WCW no
more. Just want to make sure people were just like on purpose drinking arc
cola or was this just like an advertising No, it's like a shitty thing,
you know, moon pies and arc cola, Like you're come on,
moon pies, all right, Doctor Thunder, Doctor Pepper, I get sorry,
Like r C Cola was like the bottom of the barrel, even like
uh other stuff before Arci Cola. I don't even know this. I don't
know. I used to with I had Arcs and Doctor Thunder. I don't
think Doctor. Maybe that's a Southern thing. Maybe, yeah, I don't
think. I don't know if I really ever saw uh. I definitely didn't
see Doctor Thunder. I might have seen ARC Colon in the store. But
under and mountainlining where my ship back in the day. That's real ship too,
because you get like, like I swear, every r C I saw
on the on the stand had like dust on it because nobody drank. It
was like so old. I don't know, No, it's just icy,
That's what it was. You were looking at for all the boys backstage,
We're gonna have ARC collas for you. You're gonna be happy. You love
those collas to you guys. We'll get move pies. I'm gonna move trying
to make money here, Sony. The A way is that like a reverse
Bronco buster. That's crazy. That's term. Now put it down. So
now we have the cutting Edge. Do you love this? Tell everyone how
much you love these kind of segments? Now what if we go straight to
meet Now, hold on a minute, because I want because I appreciate you
as a not only a friend, not only a brother, but a fellow
podcast host. And I want to give the four to you for stuff that
you enjoy. And I know you talked passionately about stuff like t and a
ring of honor, you know, like I know that you're talk show segments.
There you go, three passions. Yeah, some of am a hero.
So all right, So go on Edges out here with Lida for the
Cutting Edge. The debut of edges new talk show. This is without a
doubt. Now I'm gonna I'm gonna give it. I'm gonna give it the
benefit of the doubt because I do it for this kind of stuff. You
know. Five, this has this trope is not exactly a trope just yet,
and it wasn't running to the ground just yet. There was still some
thought process behind. Who do you think was the one that set you over
the the I don't know. I was. I was fine with Carlita's cabana.
I WASNA, there's all right, but that one there was what you
know what the one that probably did it for you that you don't maybe you
don't even realize until right now Miss TV. It was Prime Miss TV.
Yeah, it was Prime Miss TV. I like you guys, remember I
just for some Abraham wash he did. Remember he had a show that Abraham
was that he just love. That was good. Teddy, you're wrong,
So let me just talk about this wash did show with abraha was. I
don't want to get I'm not gonna get into the logistics of this because I
could easily, I could easily tear it down and say it's stupid to have
talk too chegments in the middle of a wrestling show. It doesn't make any
sorts. But I'm not gonna do that because that's low hanging fruit and like
it's w B, and that's you come to expect these sorts of guys.
You know what I mean, it's longing for fruit. There's no there's no
reason to do all that. But I want to say it is my least
favorite w B trope probably all fucking time ever, especially now. Yeah,
it's up there, you know what I mean, it's up there with Alix
Riley. I'll tell you least favorite least favorite w B trope because they fucking
keep doing it to this day, to this day, are kidd me?
It always the same way? There is no fucking way. To this day
they're still doing miss TV, Gunther's Emporium or whatever, fucking goddamn Drew Bacin
Tires, British fucking invasion or something. Who who's up Australian Uh, Grayson
Waller, miss TV. I don't want to fucking see it effect. Okay,
you're lucky I don't watch anymore else I would be fucking upset all the
time. Like I had a friend. I had a friend growing up who
swears to this. Okay, so if you guys knew this back in the
day, they they had a suggestion thing on w dot com if you could
write like a storyline and submit it on w dot comedy use it, and
you submitted it, it would say like, uh, you give all the
rights to WW do own it or whatever. Whatever. My friend wrote like,
uh, you should make a Carlito talk show segment like the barber shop,
but you'd have like, uh, palm trees in the corner and stuff
like that called Carlito's Corner. And he swears he swears that he wrote it
and then they did it and I called bullshit on it. But he swears
his name is Bobby James, James Darnell. I hate them so much because
I'm venice that took my idea, my creation. Yeah, I think I'm
rocking with Bobby. I think he did create that. He told me.
He said he said he wrote it, and I said that's bullshit. But
he still is gay. He claims this day there was a form you can
smit storyline ideas, which I never saw the form, but he said you
could. I like, I believe Bobby. I believes this is my things
corner is what he called it before Cobana car bad name. But but he
let me ask you, guys, what what do you think about talk shows
segments? Not this one in particular. Just talk to those segments you you
know, like miss TV. I always rolled my eyes at. But if
it's like just a one or two off, I actually don't think I mind
it, because I mean it just it's kind of the same in the same
ram as like a contract signing. For me, I just know where it's
gonna go. It's just a different version of It's just a dressed up version
of a contract signing Tony. I feel like the one that made most of
sense was like Jerco's usually because he's had like storylines, Oh did you like
highlight reel? It's not okay, So it's not the okay, it's just
like so many of them. It's it's that everyone has one for some reason,
and like everyone has one and it's always the same format. It's always
like it's nothing, you know what I mean. Like that's my biggest thing
with is like we're not even trying to tread new ground anymore. It's just
like them is their gimmick is that they talk to people. When he's like,
oh, I don't have a guess, I don't know. He's like
to scale. Really was the Ambrose Asylum, remember that one with the plan
with the plant when mitched the plant? Yeah, he had like it was
wacky because like the he wrote Ambrose, he wrote his name on a whiteboard,
and it's just super it's like a super irrational hate. I don't know,
maybe because I feel like I wasted so much time those Yeah, Like
I wasted so much time watching these stupid as segments, Like if I would
like nothing is announced for raw but fucking miss TV, and I go,
well, fuck, am I watching this? You know what I mean?
Like this is crazy there with Jake Roberts back in the eighties, I said,
yeah, even up to this point, Tony, I give it a
pass, like the Carlist Combana stuff much until like seven, probably I probably
do it a pass anything past there. Man, you're running your own dicking
to my ass, you know. Yeah, I just say, trying to
see that shit. So well, no, this is good though. I
like this. I like this. Glad to explain that because I think I
think that there's some I think there's merit to that. I think that you
know some things you don't got a fucking rehash a million times. Yeah,
that's gonna hit the cutting edge, you know what I mean. So let
me tell you this much about the cutting edge tonight. It was supposed to
be about Rick Flair and his drunken road rage assault that got him arrested.
So he's in this program with Flair. Flair is probably legitimately in prison.
Yeah that's it probably was like an actual like he can't leave the state.
Yeah, situation Lida. Let's just talk about Lida for a second. So
Edge is fucking Lyda, who is Matt Hardy's ex girl, which will come
into play later on. In this promo, Lida has Lida is the most
two thousand and five looking woman I've ever seen in my entire life. Hair
bump in the front, hair bump, fucking low rise jeans. If she
would have fucking put the Abercombe shirt on, it would have been. But
yes, very very popular, look back then. And she looks great and
says Rick Flair, you know he's not gonna be on this show tonight,
which no, fucking great, Thank you so much for taking me to the
cutter again. You're a very good host. The whole segment yet no Flair.
Edge of course, introduced himself and he introduces Leda. The crowd starts
chanting slut because you know that's what you do, and Ed says you wish
because she's only mine, Yeah, sadly, and Lida says, I just
catch you staring at my boobs because I don't mind. Oh yeah, man,
and edges, I think everyone else on Raw is PG. Thirteen because
they're afraid to come on this show. We can't find a guest for the
show. Flair was announced as the guest. They have not revealed. Yet
then Flair wasn't there, so he said, oh, no one will come
on the show. We can't find a guest Hello hello, yeah, and
then the one we got for some reason beating up people in the highway.
Leeda says they should be afraid of the show because if anyone caught a glimpse
of you destroying Dimitri Young at Survivor Series, they should be scared. I'm
I'm who is Demetri Young? Dimitri Young? He is a baseball player.
He's probably he played for the Oakland fucking Athletics. Is that right? That's
close enough. Athletics played for the Cardinals? Say, okay, yeah,
the Oakland Cardinals. I thought it was the Athletics. You were close,
though, so your Edge beat him up at Survivor Series. Man, you
beat up to Metri Young as everyone by steroids now testing broke. This is
bullshit. Are you talking about baseball? You're talking about wrestling both? Oh
yeah, about all sports? All sports? I agree. I agree,
We've talked abou. He got interviewed by Edge and Lida, and Edge made
fun of the Tigers, and then Edge and Leada. I thought this was
the debut of the and then you cracked jokes at Edge never winning the world
at all, that he doesn't win the world title, and then he does.
Brother, Oh yeah, it changes his life due Lida says, if
you're scared, so you're scared. She does say that. Yeah, if
you're share, just say so. Uh yeah. Ed said this show was
supposed to debut last week, but it got canceled and this week their guest
backed out and due to some legal advice, so Flair won't be there.
And Ed said, this is Flair country and Lida says, no, no,
this is Edge country. Man. If you don't shut that's get this
fucking second about TV, dude. Yeah, and Edge just keeps talking.
He says he he ships on Flair and he says, you haven't watched the
news. Rick Flair pulled some guy over on the side of the road and
beat the crap out of him. And it seems like Flair is making after
Survivor series for some reason. He's been Flayer has been making more news outside
of the ring than he ever did inside the ring. And let's face it,
Rick Flair is gone from this and they show a picture of Flair from
what was like the nineties. Yeah, flare on definitely way more drugs in
the time. They showed the picture of them from the eighties and nineties and
he says he went from this to this, and it shows h Flair's muggs
better than shot the newer one. Yeah, and said the mug shot posing
handcuff, wearing road caage, road rage, committing convict woo and does the
most fucked up Flair strike I never see like this. Yeah, it is
fucking insane. And Lida says, all right, we'll work on that.
Yeah. And they, you know, just railing fucking Rick Flair over and
over again. Da says, you were reduced to beating them in on the
street. And let's not gett all your personal life. Oh no, that's
not his personal life, of course. Well, uh, they've had enough.
And by they I mean the boys, Sergeant Slaughter and Michael P.
S A is the free bird. They come out here to tell educate the
hell the reason your secretary flush the lights come on, let's not here get
that. That's just Vince the Boss. I don't know why he had to
say that. Vince the Boss. He wants me to come to the back.
I've gone too far, have I I thought? N Yeah, you
want to shoot cowboy, I'm gonna shoot shoot, he says. I think
you people need to be introduced. He said, what we have here is
the free Bird Michael P. S. Hayes and mister Yo Joe himself,
Sergeant Slaughter and lead us is a k two legends that currently earn a paycheck
by kissing Vince McMahon's ass. Why is freebird an insult? Yeah, mister
freebird here, you know he's not that anymore. He's a goddamn suit.
He's goddamn suit. Well, it says she had hit a nerve. Guy's
truth hurts. Well it did because Michael Hayes and sergeants laughter then get into
the ring to con front edge face to face. You're gonna get the fun
out of the road. We're gonna get your man, get the funk out.
That says the way Michael. Hold on, Now I get it.
And someone in the back they told you I had a bottle of Jack Dangels
and an eight ball down here, didn't they? That is you crazy?
That right, Michael would be ashamed as if I'm puppy for steroids. In
a minute, you know what, we're gonna wrap this up. It'd be
a ship if we did a random drug test right right now on the show.
Dude, that mean all, especially this time Vince comes out. I
think, tonight, what do I ran down drugged? I'm surprised they didn't
do that. Yeah, it's a raw roulette. Let's spend tonight. Well,
fucking Michael Hays gets pissed and he says, what is with you kids
today? I don't get it. You come out here running your mouth.
You don't care about anybody. You're sure as hell don't have respect for this
business that he and I and people like Rick Flair built so you can have
what you got today, and you walk around in your damn rent cars.
What you walk around to him? Yeah, you're guaranteed contracts and you're guaranteed
days off. And I'll tell you something. Let's fucking go. These kids
they got and they won water bottles backstage. Back in my day, we
did ten towns of three days, no water. Dude, George Animal said,
was eating rocks back here, wasn't eating Look how big he's gone Nash
where they got catering back was not not at all. He says, you
know, Rick Clair is not my best friend, but I respect that he's
giving his life to this business, and as a sixteen time world champion,
I'm gonna give Rick Clayer the benefit of the doubt. Was the benefit of
doubt for what pulling a dude out of his car on the hotway do it?
But I did it, dude. You just have to separate the performer
from the real person. You know. That's six champion And yeah, in
two thousand and five, you know what, I think, History in the
future says the brickfush should always have been given the benefit of the time.
Yeah, we'll see twenty years, We'll see what happens. You know,
just make sense study, I believe. I mean, Michael Hayes was right.
Yeah, these kids, you're renting cars, you're guaranteed contracts. You
fucking run. That's what I'm saying. Guarantee contracts killed the fucking bids.
Back in the day, we were going down to tell we were making fucking
towns, we were selling out buildings. What we do nowadays, we can't
even fill half a fucking beuty. Do you want to go off the bill
edge, Wait twenty years, Wait twenty years, Michael, he says,
you want to ask the questions the tough ones. How about this one?
How many times have you been world champion? Uh? Yeah, this is
real ship, Michael. You do the math for you because it won't take
long. Zero zero fucking times. Yeah, this is my show. Caught
your mic, your Mike's cut, your mike'scot because of my show. Quit
spitting on me. Because it's my show. That was possible. First off,
you get the segment should be over. The producers should be like cutting
the feet. Du Yeah, the whole thing was they want Edge to stop
doing the segment, so Edge has the ability to cut everyone else's mis Mike,
get this guy out of Yeah, Michael was pissed. Could they do?
Cut his mic? And Edge says, you're gonna beat me up?
Free bird. I don't think so, because you don't have your your usual
backup. You don't have your best friend Terry Gordy. And well, Michael
Hayes looks down at the floor and he's he's look says, where is Terry?
That's right, Terry Gordy's dead. And Michael Hayes can't believe, dude,
you he just found out, he just learned for the first time ever.
Oh my god, he's dead. I promise you you're gonna get sucked
up. You're testing. You spit on Michael P. S as you spit
on fucking Terry Gordy. You still on, son, fuck you du no
fucking away, And I'm gonna look down and I'm gonna talk to Terry Gordy
in a minute. But first I'm gonna tell me Young to go lay a
message and she will. So Michael Hayes talk. You said there was an
eight ball, and so Michael Hayes off. Mike says, let me tell
you, you, son of a bitch. The only reason you got the
show is because you're you're banging Matt Hardy's ex girlfriend. Sh I like them.
I thought that Terry Gordy reference was a lot better. Yeah, I
like that too. Man, There's nothing else he could have said. He's
just because you cheated on val Vitus's sister. Everybody, everybody that call who
is Terry Gordy never brings up Terry Gordy ever. Yeah, Edge, Yeah,
you're right, James. That should have said, that's right. Your
best friend, the executioner. Oh my god, wait, the executioner died.
No fucking away. Yea. Edge punches Michael Hayes because He says that
Edge is fucking Matt Hearty's ex girlfriend, which is all true. This is
not like a lie or anything, and Edge boasts about it too. I'm
not sure what the issue is here, but Edge is piste about that.
He punches Michael Hayes in the head. Then he kicks Sergeant Slaughter in the
gut, which is crippling for and Slaughter, Yeah, attacking his fucking belly
and fucked him up big time. Well, Michael Hayes' firing back. He
starts punching away to Edge and lead a jump saw on Michael Hayes's back,
gouges his eyes, and then Edge hits Michael on the head with the money
in the bank briefcase. Oh is that what that was? It was a
briefcase? I assumed it was, right, Yeah, oh yeah, because
oh yeah, because New Year's fucking Revolution is the next paper, and that's
where he catches in. Okay, yeah yeah yeah as word assay. Yeah
wow. So I actually liked the segment a lot. It was fun.
I mean, Michael Hayes good promo. It was like the beginning, the
beginning was stretching way too far, like Edge was just fucking talking talk a
good lord, and it was kind of good. It was like, I
mean, maybe back then it was cool because it's like maybe like it wasn't
as weird, but it just sounded like he was fucking cringy as hell.
Oh no, everyone's afraid to say what I would say on the show.
Yeah, yeah, maybe me had two thousand and five. Maybe that this
little then it's cool. It is hot, but it actually got it got
heated for a second with Mike Hays. I thought it was people. I
thought Michael Hayes was good. I thought it was gonna be horrible. I
thought it was gonna be to complete crap, hoping to have more to make
fun of. Yeah, it was hot, so you know, shout out
them. And then of course edge cash is in and yeah, change everything.
Raw is brought to you by SmackDown versus Raw two thousand and six.
Did you know that you could play that on your place? They should do?
Computer Entertainment System said, I played on that. That is a crazy
way. I didn't know. Why the fuck did they say like that?
They probably just right off the sheet. Yeah, maybe you're right. Yeah,
they always called the computer Entertainment system like they did. I guess it
was a computer in the right. It's true. U s RO six very
good? Got it? So yeah, O seven like six is more here
comes the pain than anything, but seven is like pretty base too, like
just a couple of years of games for them. Man. Yeah, the
SBR series started strong. Yeah, they had three bangers right off then yeah,
well you gotta talk about that one and Subway they get one of them.
I'm the sandwich. They got the foot long cookie. Now you gotta
get that new great taste of a fresh toasted chicken Barjian so Movi, come
on with it, a long cookie. I'm getting executioner on Ashley sister right
now. She's pretty good. Pop goes crunk evil Vincent Man, Actually something
crisis is good. I was just with my daughter. It's definitely like Triple
H versus to Jerry is up next. Yeah, this is uh, this
is a Triple H match. Oh yeah, he said, Jerry, you're
leaving huh. Yeah, he said, let me let me get one in
the column for before you go. Let me get him win on your ass.
Don't forget Triple H gets his full WrestleMania entrance here by the way,
Yeah, don't Jerry doesn't even get an entrance. Right, he's in the
ring. He just not. Jerry tries to start hot with the hands bringing
back Alba, but Triple Ah lines him in the back. Yeah, James.
He goes for handspring up, but Triple h crime lines. He does.
He hits a ship up. Jerry's lighting his ass up by the way
he is. He's kicking the ship out of him. Triple Ah then for
some reason, was a crane kick taunt in the in the corner. I'll
let anyone try to figure out why he would do that. Yeah, this
is the midway match. I'm gonna get my racist heat for your uh.
Jerry stops him and then chops the dog ship out of him. He does.
He chomps the funk out of him to Jerry hits the Savik kick,
Triple h hits the spinebuster, goes for the pedigree, hits it and wins
the match. Yeah, it was a very straight to the point ending there.
He just never seen someone. He just strap up, no soul,
that bitch like no sold I was like, damn okay, give a fuck.
Yeah like he to Jury's last offense was going for the tarantula and then
he's just dead after that and spinebuster pedigree like no, no, like no,
like you got me the chin type ship. He looked at the camera
said fuck this, dude. Fuck yeah, Joey Styles being a big company
man on commentary by the way, talking about Triple it's using a screwdriver as
a weapon on Rick Flair at the pay per view and he said, I
I spent seven years in e CW and no one used a screwdriver as a
weapon. Fuck you, Joey, Joey, can you stop fucking talking about
e c W man, What the fuck you have the job? You're the
lead guy on wrang Yeah, and you're not about to have the job here
in a minute too bit. Maybe Vince is yelling in his ear. Maybe
he did they do that e c W. You fucking little freak. So
yeah, the trial of Eric Bischoff is continuing again. That's unbelievable how many
times this continues? Actually yeah, coach Coach actually calls Simon Dean to the
stand. Here did here Simon Dean? Where is he ship? I don't
know, Okay, I'm gonna assume the Boogeyman took him to hill shit he
was he was, well, you had to take a trip to drop my
young off. He gave some words. That's good. Well you had some
extra because yeah, so coach says Simon Deany. Simon doesn't come out,
he has music and on. Then the Boogieyman comes up from underneath the witness
stand and how as fucking boogers and worms out of his nose? And how
do you get it in the nose? Dude? I don't know. You
can snort them? I guess I don't know. That's wrestlers are different in
two thousand and five. They can't do drugs anymore. So the snort and
worms he got up there there like long style the whole time. It's real
worm too. Yeah, man, good for you. Well, well he
got him a fucking job. Yeah. He cuts a proty years old.
He doesn't need this, right, don't worry about it. But he tells
Eric Bitschoff that he doesn't belong here anymore, and he says, I'm the
Boogeyman and I'm coming to get you. He's got a big ass clock.
He breaks that ship over his head, goes back to Hell. Is the
Boogeyman with the worms and the clock? Rhyming? What the hell do you?
Eric? You listen to me. As the time grows near, the
future becomes clear that you do not belong here, going they got you?
He breaks the clock over his fucking head, big ass worm gun on the
nose. Yeh see catch up all right? He's eating a moon pie during
it. By the way, take this moon pile away for his guy.
Boogeyman is such like a like. You know, we talk about guys that
like can only be wrestlers. I don't know if Boogeyman fits in that category.
I don't know if he should have been here, hell no to be
here, but he's everywhere in this building. Carry that's good, dude.
Boogeyman comes up in the witness stand that goes back down and they're looking all
in the stands trying to find him whatever. And then Joey Stas says,
oh my god, I hate well, guess what, guys, Rita Cosby
from M S, n b C Live and Dude, she hates his fucking
shows. Cosby, let's go. He's had enough fucking raw. He said,
She's gonna go report to the war in Afghanistan immediately. Dude. She
legit. Her whole thing is yeah, A Live and Direct reports from Afghanistan
with w W E when goddamn Grandpa, Bob's the fucking country. That's Art
Myers and Rita Cosby Joey Style says, I'm a fan of Rita Cosby and
I'll be checking out her show this week. I love Afghanistan. I can't
get enough of it. I always have. I love kits and boobs,
Rita Cosby showing her a pussy. I don't think so we used to do
on w No, you didn't know you did. I'll never say pussy on
Joey you were the biggest pussy there. So we go back to say Triple
Ah just walking down the hall stage and walks by and Triple As jumps at
him and he runs away. He then runs into the Big Show. Well,
well, both guys won tonight, man, that should be a camaraderie.
Congratulations, they both beat some of the best. That raw off handedly.
Big Show says, Oh, I swear to god boy, I'll kill
ship out of you. Big Sure said, I gotta lose to you again.
This fucking sucks. This sucks. So yeah, Show says you're walking
around like a tough guy hand, Well, soon your time will come when
you step in the ring with me, and I'll show you a real motherfucking
big, fucking big man guy worms in his nose, did big show,
he said, Eric b you listen to me as the time grows near future
becomes more clear, Man, big bad, and I'm Christian, Get job
Afghanistan. I'll tell you one thing. Rita called me one of my biggest
freaks. Go to Mexico North from n B A m C. And she's
live and c direct. Shut up on man, Terry Gordy in Hill.
You want to get Terry from Hill? So we got the Charla Eric Binchoff
continuing, Here, Man, Maria's here, She's very hot, that's she.
She's with her friends. Yeah, I liked this. I thought it
was funny. Maria so her gimmick is legit. She's hot and dumb.
So she's the next witness that make Foley calls. And then for some reason
Mick Foley walks around the room and spins her around. That's nuts, he
said, he said, doing three sixty for me, that's crazy. Man's
Foley goes to talk to her and she asks Foley, can she talk to
mister Socco is dead of course, because you know she's hot and dumb.
Yeah, she's hot and dumb. And Mick says, if it pleads to
the court, I'd like to add a sock to the prosecurital team. And
he puts on mister Socco and talks to Maria with mister and says, Maria,
here's all his opinion on Erico's performances, GM of role, and Maria
just answers, like the smartest person ever, which is a great fucking angle.
She's the last week. Eric Bischoff abus' power in a way that was
malicious and capricious. It was brash discourse that led to the locker room of
disdain and mutiny, and she'd be grounds for his immediate dismiss and everyone's like,
what the fucking Vince says, you may step down, and Maria walks
out the long way, not the same way everyone walked out. She walks
out through the court. Everyone looks at her ass. Coach looks to and
Bischoff bunches home. Yeah cool, I like that, that's funny. Yeah,
Coach then says uh. He goes to call another witness with Vince's that's
enough enough, we are journeying. Now get back to the arena for our
shitty main event of the night. Sorry. SmackDown Magazine presents the SmackDown Rebound.
Yeah we reviewed this, yep. Randy Orton Undertaker caskets, you look
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Bob Warton, my bad will face Alma road killed, Lady chickish lighting
comes down to be awesome a chicken. Yeah, that was sweet. So
now it's time for these uh uh? Main event is this? Yeah,
it's awesome. I love this match. Sean Michaels and Shelton Benjamin versus Kurt
Angle and Carlito and k Angle is Carlitos. That's not cool? Yeah,
okay, I thought to face the people. Yeah, do you think this
main event is cool? Cool? Yeah? You can't stop this guy from
saying he baited me, bade me crazy. Yeah. So there's nothing more
that I don't want to him to work. There is nothing more that I'd
rather not do the watching match, I swear to god. I sat down
and I think I texted you immediately in the chat and I said, yes,
no way, I'm watching James's words for Vadimore. This man event is
a gregious It's just no fucking away. Man. I know, Kurt,
that's crazy. You could be like an AI for that guy. He's gonna
read the Patreon names j R. Just watching or whatever. So Kurt Angle
comes out here. They are censoring all the sucks and you suck. It
is like a bad Is it a purposely bad job of it? You think?
Yeah? I think so, because it is talking. It's just obnoxious.
So okay, card Angle is with Davari yes in a suit? What
pay per view was the one where you said where curd Angle said I'm not
a phone coming up? Okay, I don't know if he was. You
know what, you should look at it up. That is fucking crazy.
I'm sure they have card Angle New Year's Revolution. So Sean versus Carlito was
the other week. I believe that's right. Last week Seawan and Carlito.
Uh and Sean? How do you get Sean gipped up and tweaked? This
doesn't awesome? Oh man, like you could just same sentences. Yeah,
that's awesome. Yeah, Sean tweaked you for like a universe mode voice over
or something Carl for Carlito. Okay, what do you book me? I
mean against Michael Cole. I have to study that, study me. Yeah,
I'm not gonna study Carl. I'll just study I think something like a
lot of people's JR. Impressions is just our impression of JR. It's not
Mine is definitely yours, Yeah, mine is definitely. Yeah, or like
I try to do yours and then it comes out a little different because I
think I'm more Southern, so like I have a more Southern draw, but
yeah, yeah, it's yours. Definitely. People that do impressions of wrestlers
that are just our impressions of wrestlers. I mean, Tony Cohn's at number
one example, that's somebody else's that's it's oh yeah, we stole that from
uh yeah, you're right though it's probably j R. Taker. Yeah.
I don't even think again, I don't even think of these guys actual voices
anymore. How we see yeah, yeah, because like we use their voices
so much that I can only hear what we say. Yeah, I guess
you're right. Sometimes I lose them, so I have to, like once
I hear it on a show I'm like, okay, I'm taped backing,
like like, I can't do Jesse Ventora off rip. Yeah, sure,
it takes a second. That one's hard. I got. I can't take
her right away. I don't know why you can do that one. That's
one, Yeah, I can't do that. I always think of Stephanie man
Hi, I'm Stephanie. That's right though, the man our Paul Hayman is
also James Mitchell. It's like the same. It's like interchanging, right it
is. Yeah, you're right, Jerry Lawler is a good one that it's
also Tonyn Sometimes You're right, it is, yeah, Tony Conens morning is
fucking yeah, it's you know, got a good time on here, dude.
There's when when the fu tiktoks and all get posted, Like I'm like,
wow, I don't remember a lot of this. No, yeah,
I mean like we do so much content. I forget sometimes dude, we
do. Yeah, last week showing a Carlo Sean fucked up his knee trying
to kip up, which is something he does all the time. But I'm
gonna tell you one thing about this ship he has. Look, Tonny Teddy,
I'm you have to take some heat on. This will make him.
You have to you have to agree here, Tony. Tony saying this,
this clip from this Carlito match was horrible. Yeah, I didn't watch it.
I think, yeah, okay, so here's the clip. Man Sean
tweaks his knee off a kip up and does the most outrageous fucking cell ever.
Man, that was his ship. Wait wait, gets fucking worse.
It's worse. So then he loses. Yeah, then he goes for the
sweet chim music. Oh but I can't because of my leg my knee,
and then Sean beats this GABBRONI anyways with the leg with music. Yes,
that's not cool. He's just stumbled. Michaels. Of course, come on,
bullshit, Tony. Here was egregious. Man should have just won.
It was way off kilter, and like, yeah, man, I mean
he didn't even have to win. But like, come on, you know
what I mean, Like you can sell that, man, you were that
was some like Hogan bull He was parody and he's always dude. He didn't
like carl is a big dickhead. You know. If I get the idea,
okay, so I get the idea for this main event, get the
kids in there with Shawn and Kurt. Even though Shelton's been a tag team
champion and champion multiple times, but you know, just trying to fuck beat
Rick Flair. I think you've been a champions, being a goddamn you know
what I mean? They that's coming up that US champion, right, champion's
and Carlo has been a CONDA champions too. Okay, well I get it.
Get him in there with Shawn and Kurt. It's a good roup for
the guys. Right. They didn't do nothing. They did nothing. No,
they did nothing like Shelton's storytelling. That's what they're doing. We'arning the
business of storytelling. Thank you, Tony. Sean does all his ship in
this match. Kurt also, by the way, in the black gear,
which is awesome. I love that it is with the green metal and style,
and I love his e c W. The song. Yeah, well
I do not, brother, Why the fuck? I don't like the repeating
intro this guy, James, you like Seawn Michaels face. You know what
Carle says? That is that cool? Cool? Uh? Yeah? So
this whole match is just getting heat on Shelton. Uh. Until the Shawn
hot tag. A lot of that. At one point, very funny is
Kurt goes for a German on Shelton. Selton floats over and Kurt raises his
arms up like he did hit the German and goes, yeah with the dragon
whip. I like the dragon good, very good. Cool. Uh.
Kirk goes for the angle slam, Shelton reverses into a big D D T,
which leads the hot tag for Shelton to Sean hits the elbow drop tunes
up the band for the Sweetschen music, but Shelton Benjamin tags himself in,
misses a crossbody off the top because Carlito just ducks, and then Carlito pins
him for the three I bet I bet to be cross body fucking rolled through
Pitt and Carlile fun they got backstage ship. What the fucking dude, I'll
tell you this much. Sewan goes full in xt phase at the end of
this bitch. Yeah, this is like Sean Super reaching into the drama,
the art, to the theater of progress. This is cinema right here,
boys, This is storytelling, dude. Yes, Sean is He's got the
poudy face and Shelton is sitting on the floor and he's annoyed, and Sean
goes over and he extends the hand to him and he says, we'll work
on it. Goes for a hand Chicken Shelton. Selon stands up and walks
away, and he's leaning on the rope and he's he's pissed, and Sean
is pissed. And Sean walks up to Shelting and shouting pushes. Then they
stare at each other, and they're staring at each other, and then Shun
leaves far away from this walk away as far as Shelton. You gotta Thomas,
he's going back give so backstage visually, Man is in his judge outfit
with Stephanie McMahon and they have arrived to the arena. Yeah, just just
them too in the limo, not Eric or Coach or anyone else where the
where the witnesses. Oh okay, I'm sorry, Vince. So Triple Ah
comes up and says, Vince, I was thinking maybe, uh, you
know, you can hear from your number one guy in the company. Ah,
who's that? Triple Aston says that you know he thinks Bischoff should stay
general manager. Yeah, you'd rather deal with the devil, I know,
than deal with the devil. I don't know you as got me there.
I was like, damn, you kin't right. Yeah, and he says,
you know, Vince Bischoff, you don't really do a bad job.
That's where you lost me. See that's yeah, not right there. Vince
says, the only reason you want him as GM is because you can manipulate
them. Yeah, and vinces, yea, I'll take it under deliberation.
Oh, Triple A says, this is Stephanie, Stephanie, this is Triple
H. And he walks away, and Stephanie and Triple A stare at each
other for an unbelievable amount of time. Here, dude, it got so
awkward. It was like sixty straight seconds of staring kind their flame. Okay,
guys, you don't understand. And storytelling is here. Oh no,
that is axed out crazier over your Brosand you know it's called the long term
Bookie the Paglos juice over here. Man, he's crazy. Sean Tripplister cooking
on this role. Let me tell you, you sound like you love it.
So we have the they also we have the trial of Eric Bischoff.
Finale Off or Bechoff was Yeah, and we're back in the arena and the
trash truck is backed up against the ring and Vince Foley Coach Bischoff are on
the ring and Vince says the trial Eric Bischoff will come to close right after
these closing arguments, and Foley says, I'll keep this sweet and short.
From h l A to Davari to Kurt Angles to being kurd Angle's referee,
which equally is bad. I guess these are all bad things here, he
says. Erica Bischoff has abused. No one knows guy's damn is going on
here. He says, you got the truck, for the love of God,
Vince, let's use it your honor. It's time to take out the
trash. And the crowd is excited for that one. I want to waiting
all night and trash can Yeah, they've been excited since that hot match and
they can't wait for more. Uh and Coach goes to talk for his closing
argument, but Bischoff stops him. He takes the mic and Vin says,
you want to represent yourself and Eric says, at this point, I think
I should says you may consider my tenure here as a GM as some kind
of joke, but I don't. I've done some horrible things, and some
of them to members of your own family, my immediate family. Yes,
you're he said. You told me before I came here that controversy creates cash.
Have you heard this? Have you seen about this? Got a book
about it? Yeah? Mcully's got a booking yeah. Uh. And since
I've been here, you can't deny that I've created a ton of both.
And I don't give a damn about these people, but I do care about
their money. I've proven time and time again that Eric Bischoff knows how to
separate these people from their cash. And I'll give you proof. Elimination Chamber,
think about ten tons of steel. Uh. Well, Bechall says,
I'm still a Raw general manager, and I say, we have the Elimination
Chamber headline the next Raw pay per view, and please let me keep my
job, and together you and I will make a fortune. Vince says,
oh yeah. Make some really good points there, and I'm gonna have to
take this on a consideration. Makes some really good points. I haven't really
watched. Well. John Cena's music hits. Jenny comes out. John Cena
comes to the ring with the fucking spinner ass title. That's how court works.
You can just show up and yeah the w B Court. Yes of
course, and uh yes, Sena says mister McMahon, you're on or Judge
McMahon. I'm not here to tell you what I think about Eric Bischoff.
Everyone knows. I think he's a jack off of Oh shit, you can
say that on TV. I might start, you're about to start. I'm
out here because he claims he's a great man. Well, this great man
has taking only the best part of Monday night rolling. When Kern Angle comes
out to the ring, Bischoff is backstage with his finger on the button and
he bleeps out the fans when they say you suck because he doesn't like it.
But that can't be true because Bischoff was in as the match is happening.
I don't know, I don't watch the show. You what he told
me? Seea says a. Bischoff says, you and him are exactly like.
You're a pioneer for free speech. Vince Hell, You're dressed up in
a robe and you look ridiculous and I'm loving it. And Eric Bischoff is
a pioneer of censorship. So real quick, allow me to get my Perry
Mason on and let me introduce you to a valary valuable ten thousand surprise witnesses.
The crowd is not understanding right away, crowd. The crowd is like
god, dumay please, oh ten thousand surprise witnesses, which is the fans?
And uh Seena says, should Eric Bischoff remain the general manager? In
the crowd poos Well, Vince starts it after almost the thumbs up. Uh
Steena says, do you want to see Eric Bischoff get fired? In the
crowd cheers and well, I think people have summed up your career in two
letters. Eric, f you what's that mean? First Union? No,
you can't say that. Vince says, all right, I think I will
take it to the people. How many here would like to see that w
W Championship defended an elimination chamber mixed reaction for the big Yeah, I can't
see what I'm watching it live, so I don't know if I want to
match. Kind of sucks. Actually I'm not too sure. Well, Vin
says, okay, Well, therefore the pay Review New Year's Revolution will see
the defended and they elimination your chamber and uh, you'll all see it.
I'll see it. Millions all over the world will see it. Just unfortunate,
mister Bischoff that you won't. Looks at Eric and he said, Eric,
Meshoff, Yeah, I got that trash seeing it fucking hits someone who's
finishing it with the f you. Bischoff rolls to the floor. Vince helps
Bishoff up on the floor and then scoops him up world's strongest slam style and
then dumps him in the back of the truck and then they close it.
They closed the goddamn drash truck on him. The first time I saw that,
I thought they were going to kill him. I was like, they
do kill him. He's dead. Kill Eric Bischoff right there. And then
Vince gets in the trash truck and the truck drives away, honking big style
her Diesel style drives right to the back and Eric Bischoff is dead. R
I P. You gotta take you gotta take it how it is, you
know what I mean? Yeah, sometimes got to die. Yeah, just
what I know, A couple people you can meet. I thought you're talking
to me. Sorry, So what does Bischoff do after this? He's fired.
Bischoff then sat out the remainder of the year and spent the start of
two six writing a book that would become controversy creates cash, so he had
written. Becheff was against writing a wrestling book initially, as he believes most
are bitter, self serving revisionist history at best and monuments to bullshit at the
worst. So he said, oh, this fucking sounds like me, So
he wrote a book. It looks like he's like sporadic in w W for
a little bit. He's like a ref here and there, and then he
goes to TNA in twenty ten. Yep, and we all we chronicle a
lot of that, and we will probably to chronicle a lot of that.
I'll be sure a lot of what was coming up here. I feel like
we even described a surface. Man. Yeah, yeah, I mean this
was a wow. This was a fucking bad show. Yeah, this is
second. I don't think it aged well. You know, like the timely
reference of the Ashley Simpson and you know, the jokes that didn't hit it's
its time of how bad this fucking ship was. Man, Yeah, yeah,
I wonder what people thought the time. It was good at the time.
I remember I was like, this is also it sucks. Yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah, cutting edge is based. Yeah yeah. They said Rick
Flair he got arrested. Ha ha ha read they said it on TV.
There's no way he's getting ready for a big push. Ah like trauma.
Yeah, stretched by Stephanie look at each other for like five minutes. Yeah,
it was cool. There you go. That is wrong. For December
fifth, two thousand and five, the trial of Eric Mischaffen. That is
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