TLFX-Games 'Hall v. Jim Barnett'

<v Speaker 1>That's sound you hear is anticipation building as the TLFX
<v Speaker 1>King of the Cast tournament continues to unfold day by
<v Speaker 1>day here in the Lapsed Fan main feed. Hi, I'm
<v Speaker 1>Sean Mooney at the TLFX event Center. So glad that
<v Speaker 1>you can join us for these series of interviews and
<v Speaker 1>special words from the participants in contestants in the sixteen
<v Speaker 1>different encounters the first round here at the TLFX Games Tournament.
<v Speaker 1>By way of reminder, if you keep your eyes peeled
<v Speaker 1>to the Lapsed Fan's ex account, you two can be
<v Speaker 1>involved in voting for who advances in each round of
<v Speaker 1>this tournament to determine the greatest character in Lapsed Fan history.
<v Speaker 1>And of course it's all brought to you by our
<v Speaker 1>friends at Garage Beer Small Datch Light Beer. The garage
<v Speaker 1>is always open, and the Garage opens this week for
<v Speaker 1>Scott Hall and Jim Barnett, two diametrically opposed characters in
<v Speaker 1>the history of the Cast who share perhaps a bit
<v Speaker 1>more in common than you might think or to be
<v Speaker 1>hearing from the bad guy, who no doubt is brimming
<v Speaker 1>with creative ideas on how to go down in history
<v Speaker 1>with authoring everybody else's gimmicks and Jim Barnett, well, my
<v Speaker 1>medicine cabinet full of his own. We're here first. I'm
<v Speaker 1>the bad guy.
<v Speaker 2>Hey jo, Jim Barnett. Let me tell you something, Chico.
<v Speaker 2>I've been around before and I've done it all. I
<v Speaker 2>got gold everywhere. I got gold around my neck, I
<v Speaker 2>got gold on my fingers, I got gold down my pants. Man,
<v Speaker 2>let me tell you something, Jim Barnett. You think you're
<v Speaker 2>so cool man, Well, I'm gonna tell you right now
<v Speaker 2>that Scott Hall is going to carve you up like
<v Speaker 2>a turkey sandwich man. We're talking turkey with some lettuce.
<v Speaker 2>And you know what else I like, I'm my turkey
<v Speaker 2>sandwich man, Tomato. And you know what I'm going to
<v Speaker 2>put on the other side of the bread, mag mayo.
<v Speaker 2>And then I'm gonna put a little piece of Jim
<v Speaker 2>Barnett on there, because I am the king of the
<v Speaker 2>cast Chic.
<v Speaker 1>We go back behind the desk. Here are the TLFX
<v Speaker 1>games to one of the great minds in the promotional
<v Speaker 1>side of the history of the business. He's been a
<v Speaker 1>voice on TLFX since well pretty much the beginning, and
<v Speaker 1>he's here surely to offer his unique twang and perspective
<v Speaker 1>on things. It's none other than Jimsy himself laps Jim Barnett.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, why I just need I just want
<v Speaker 2>to say something, all right. I don't need to I'm
<v Speaker 2>not going to try to cut a promo. I'm not
<v Speaker 2>going to try to Just why why am I here?
<v Speaker 2>Why am I doing?
<v Speaker 3>Why?
<v Speaker 2>Why did somebody need to put me into something that
<v Speaker 2>I don't need to be in. I don't need to
<v Speaker 2>be king of the chaos, Okay, I I can't. Actually
<v Speaker 2>I'm king of the can't all right? Because I can't.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to prepare. I don't know how
<v Speaker 2>how am I supposed to book this? I need a book,
<v Speaker 2>but I don't know how to book this. I've had
<v Speaker 2>some of the best ideas in the entire wrestling history,
<v Speaker 2>but I don't know what I'm doing right now, what
<v Speaker 2>I am going to do. I can promise you this.
<v Speaker 2>I am going to go home now. Maybe I don't know,
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I can forfeit or something. I'm just going to
<v Speaker 2>have a drink. I'm going to smoke something I might
<v Speaker 2>inject myself with. I need something to just calm me
<v Speaker 2>the fuck down, because right now, this is not fair.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know where I am. I don't know what
<v Speaker 2>I'm supposed to. I don't know, and I can't. I can't.
<v Speaker 2>So fuck this. Oh my god, nobody understands how fucking
<v Speaker 2>stressful this he is. I don't want to be here.
<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't. I don't need votes, I don't
<v Speaker 2>need to get in the I don't need any of
<v Speaker 2>this shit. Uh, just fucking whatever. I can't whatever. Whatever.
<v Speaker 3>Voting in the Tier FX Games is now intended to
<v Speaker 3>be sated to begin in August twenty sixth. Keep it
<v Speaker 3>locked to the Lapsed Fan's account on x at the
<v Speaker 3>Lapsed Fan for your chance to vote on who will
<v Speaker 3>become King of the Cast.