Revisiting WWF RAW 1996 The RAW Bowl, The Wrestling War Room, The Hog Pen Match

<v Speaker 1>Damn boys on back.
<v Speaker 2>To the West to the Deadlock guest episode number two
<v Speaker 2>hundred and sixty. We are back. We're not alreadying, baby, we.
<v Speaker 1>Got it all those together.
<v Speaker 2>Monday Night Raw, January first show, nineteen ninety six. It's
<v Speaker 2>a good one. It's a good one.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, is it, James? Is it a fucking good one?
<v Speaker 2>It is football? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Well, football season's back, baby, and you know Deadlock always
<v Speaker 1>tab the fucking So we decided to watch this incredible
<v Speaker 1>episode of Monday Night Raw, which is the.
<v Speaker 3>Raw ball Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Wow? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Uh and unpressed. Did they only do this once?
<v Speaker 3>I barely survived ninety six? That's yeah, run another one.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>The fact that they're in business today after watching this
<v Speaker 2>episode of television is actually unbelievable.
<v Speaker 1>Fans in nineteen ninety six were just happy to eat.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is a Chris danger favorite show.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Man, that's a good way to put it. Man,
<v Speaker 2>they should have put Donksass on this motherfucker.
<v Speaker 1>Every was gonna be honest.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he could have came into the little football.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, clown on the field. He's like a streaker.
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's not a clown, that's a Dallas Cowboys player.
<v Speaker 3>Now we love the Cowboys. Then they were America's team
<v Speaker 3>in ninety six.
<v Speaker 2>Bro. Yeah, that's true. So before we get into the
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<v Speaker 2>All right? Now it's time for the deadlock Q and
<v Speaker 2>A segment.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I want I got you, I got you, I
<v Speaker 1>beat you both to it, so I really not a.
<v Speaker 3>Race actually a long distance you know last longer.
<v Speaker 2>You didn't beat me?
<v Speaker 1>Oh ship is that right?
<v Speaker 2>Well?
<v Speaker 1>Fight dollar Patreon Q and A. If you're in the
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<v Speaker 1>a thread usually bi weekly, uh, and we get questions
<v Speaker 1>from you and then we picked those questions and then
<v Speaker 1>we answer them on this very show. Isn't that.
<v Speaker 3>That's a great concept. We're like the first to ever
<v Speaker 3>think of this question. One's never in answers.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's in that in that order, Tony, No, no, not,
<v Speaker 1>you're right. First question different over here, Colton asks what
<v Speaker 1>have you guys been watching recently? That's not wrestling somehow,
<v Speaker 1>I don't think we've ever been asked this.
<v Speaker 2>Nothing.
<v Speaker 1>You don't watch anything but wrestling, that's truth. He watched
<v Speaker 1>TN on Pluto.
<v Speaker 3>I do, man, I do you've Pluto defaults to TNA.
<v Speaker 3>Is that crazy?
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, Tony, not only that in the guest room,
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<v Speaker 3>Well, exactly because they launched Pluto right away, right when
<v Speaker 3>you turn on TV.
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm in because I go in there, I'm not
<v Speaker 1>turning it off. T n A's on.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, TNAS on. I'm watching this like TNA epic. You
<v Speaker 2>get four minutes of a six man tag. There's also
<v Speaker 2>a no aw collisions just on the front page of
<v Speaker 2>my TV all the time.
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, you watch these are still you're not answering
<v Speaker 1>the questions.
<v Speaker 3>Not the question. The question is not TV or not wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>Watching on TV.
<v Speaker 2>I watched The Boys.
<v Speaker 3>Oh I've not seen that.
<v Speaker 1>I've watched that either. O.
<v Speaker 2>You guys haven't seen any of it? No, No, you
<v Speaker 2>tell me about it and then I like, I just don't.
<v Speaker 1>That's like, my.
<v Speaker 2>What did you just say?
<v Speaker 3>I was about to say, I want it's on like
<v Speaker 3>my list watch the Johnny just killed it. So I'm
<v Speaker 3>sorry that I don't give ship what you said about
<v Speaker 3>the show.
<v Speaker 2>I've never watched it. That's a good it was a
<v Speaker 2>good show for a while. I uh, yeah, the last
<v Speaker 2>season was kind of whatever until like the ending. The
<v Speaker 2>ending was awesome. Of this season, I started watching gen V.
<v Speaker 2>It was a spin off of The Boys.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I think you mentioned that to me recently too.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's did you right? Yeah? I mean I'm not like,
<v Speaker 2>I'm not like super attached to it yet, so like
<v Speaker 2>I just catch it whenever, you know.
<v Speaker 1>That's fair. I wish I had like a cooler answer
<v Speaker 1>for this.
<v Speaker 2>If you asked show he would have like five hundred. Dude,
<v Speaker 2>he's like super locked in a TV, Apple TV especially,
<v Speaker 2>he loves the Apple TV.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why is that?
<v Speaker 3>Like the Apple TV Plus shows.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, the Plus shows.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's them.
<v Speaker 2>He could rock off, like if you gave him a list,
<v Speaker 2>you can rock off, like one hundred dollars.
<v Speaker 3>There's like three good Apple TV shows.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe he's lying to us because I don't watch Apple TV,
<v Speaker 1>so I don't know what's on there.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you might just watch other things on Apple TV.
<v Speaker 2>I watched the Fallout show.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, what do you think of that? It was
<v Speaker 1>all right?
<v Speaker 2>The girl. I haven't watched like a TV show that
<v Speaker 2>I was blown away by in a while.
<v Speaker 1>Okay.
<v Speaker 2>I watched YouTube videos when I eat food, and like
<v Speaker 2>a guy that I like watching for like uh for
<v Speaker 2>videos is like this this guy. The guy's name is
<v Speaker 2>Paolo from Tokyo and he makes like these videos like
<v Speaker 2>a day in life of like a job in Japan.
<v Speaker 2>And there was one recently about a like an anime
<v Speaker 2>designer or something like a product or like a project
<v Speaker 2>leader for an anime or whatever. Okay, okay, and like
<v Speaker 2>you know that that whole thing is crazy, like that
<v Speaker 2>job is nuts, sounds nuts. But yeah, so I think
<v Speaker 2>they're working on a show. I can't remember what it
<v Speaker 2>would something punch Mayo, Punch Mayo something Punch. I was
<v Speaker 2>thinking about watching that. I like to turned it on
<v Speaker 2>and then like I had to watch the raw Bawl.
<v Speaker 1>So, I mean that's a lot to do with Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I think it's about.
<v Speaker 2>Like a content creator or something like. It was like
<v Speaker 2>someone trying to get to uh yeah, trying to get
<v Speaker 2>to like a million followers or something on a social platform.
<v Speaker 2>So I thought I would check it out.
<v Speaker 1>I have such good answers for this. I don't like
<v Speaker 1>I watch legit just YouTube, Like if i'm watching if
<v Speaker 1>I'm not watching wrestling, I'm just whatever is on my
<v Speaker 1>recommended I'm just finding something on there. Like last night
<v Speaker 1>I watched all the episodes of the Green Ranger from
<v Speaker 1>Mighty Morphan, like his debut and all that shit, just
<v Speaker 1>that whole run. I watched him.
<v Speaker 2>That's super early in the season too. That's like episode
<v Speaker 2>like thirteen.
<v Speaker 1>It's it's very early, dude. I didn't and like it's
<v Speaker 1>so early. There was shit on it that I didn't remember,
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know what it's called the rat car
<v Speaker 1>or something like that. That flies yeah, and it just
<v Speaker 1>flies into the zord on fucking place. I'm like, what
<v Speaker 1>the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they used that quite a bit they do.
<v Speaker 1>It threw me off crazy and then it disappears. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it just goes a way.
<v Speaker 2>It's like, Uh, in the earlier episodes, Reader or Pulsa
<v Speaker 2>would come in on a icycle like in the air.
<v Speaker 3>It's crazy.
<v Speaker 1>She's like hovering in the air on a bicycle talking
<v Speaker 1>to Tommy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she like doesn't do that after that, ever.
<v Speaker 1>Nus Scorpoina was on that run too.
<v Speaker 2>Scorpina was like a legend and then like she fell
<v Speaker 2>off crazy, like they just did not keep up with her.
<v Speaker 2>She was I remember being a kid, I was like, Wow,
<v Speaker 2>this is the hottest girl I've ever seen.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Oh my god.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, Scorpa, I.
<v Speaker 1>Watch this is a weird one I watched for some reason.
<v Speaker 1>I can't. I watch a bunch of these where like
<v Speaker 1>dudes will record videos of themselves, uh working at like
<v Speaker 1>shoe stores, like shoe resellers, Okay, them doing like negotiating
<v Speaker 1>with people that bring in to sell shoes and sh
<v Speaker 1>I've seen that. I've seen a lot of it, Like
<v Speaker 1>Robby the Icon, that's the big one I watch.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I watch that a lot for some.
<v Speaker 1>Reason, and a lot of stuff similar to that, Like
<v Speaker 1>there's this dude Craigslist hunter who has a store too.
<v Speaker 1>I watch a lot of dudes like working at their
<v Speaker 1>job and like negotiating with that's like that.
<v Speaker 3>One with the what's that called the peak gorilla thing?
<v Speaker 1>I can't really.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they just have a game story, just streams and ship.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So like anything I'm watching that's not wrestling is
<v Speaker 1>is mostly that unless I'm like going to the movies
<v Speaker 1>or something. What about you, Toby, Oh yeah.
<v Speaker 3>My kids were big into the Dominions Despicable ME movie,
<v Speaker 3>so we went on one two, three movies, watched the.
<v Speaker 1>New paid for it fucking crazy stuff.
<v Speaker 3>Hulu Dot Apple Apple, Right, Yeah, that's where I watched.
<v Speaker 3>I watched Despicable before the Day and that was pretty good.
<v Speaker 3>Movie minions are funny TV shows?
<v Speaker 1>Are they watching?
<v Speaker 3>They got like the worst ever, Like like the It's
<v Speaker 3>a show called True on Netflix is like the worst fantasy.
<v Speaker 3>I don't even know. I don't even know how to
<v Speaker 3>explain it. It's like unicorns and princess and rainbows and bullshit.
<v Speaker 2>They don't know anything exists until you tell them. Tony,
<v Speaker 2>you could have like really put them on.
<v Speaker 1>You can still do it.
<v Speaker 3>There's time that Netflix algorithm bro with the kids stuff.
<v Speaker 3>They just get them.
<v Speaker 2>Every time.
<v Speaker 3>So they have this thing if you get a kids Netflix,
<v Speaker 3>they have like a mystery button in the middle, and.
<v Speaker 2>It's always like the same ship.
<v Speaker 3>It's not new. It's always like, we just want you
<v Speaker 3>to watch the show. They click on the little question mark.
<v Speaker 3>They click on the question mark. Oh, I gotta watch
<v Speaker 3>the show.
<v Speaker 2>And they ever they ever watched The Backyard agains?
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, they watched the Backyard though. That's a good movie.
<v Speaker 3>Oh it's a movie with the flying lizard, you know,
<v Speaker 3>the Backyard. Hell no, I don't think that's a good
<v Speaker 3>That was ozz of the Backyard. You used to check
<v Speaker 3>that out.
<v Speaker 1>You're trying to think of what what shows that I
<v Speaker 1>watched this kid, I watched uh Gula Gula Island? You
<v Speaker 1>with that Yellow Frog?
<v Speaker 2>Seen that?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>Watched it yet though I was boring.
<v Speaker 2>And Power Rangers pretty hard.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah me too.
<v Speaker 2>Fox Kids was a big part of my uh repertoire.
<v Speaker 1>You gotta put them on a Power Rangers down, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I know, I do.
<v Speaker 3>They don't like the four three stuff though. That bugs
<v Speaker 3>them out. You know, they gotta get that widescreen, you.
<v Speaker 2>Know, man, is that right? Like they go, oh my god,
<v Speaker 2>for three.
<v Speaker 1>It's like old.
<v Speaker 2>Exactly inferior resolution.
<v Speaker 1>Dad, there's a.
<v Speaker 3>Cat in the Hat show, right, So Cat in the
<v Speaker 3>Hat and there's like Martin short is the voice of
<v Speaker 3>the Catton has pretty funny show. But anyway, so they
<v Speaker 3>uploaded it to Hulu and they put the wrong resolution,
<v Speaker 3>so it's four three squished and I'm like, oh, this
<v Speaker 3>is Bullshita's show.
<v Speaker 2>That's how mother funers be playing counter Strike.
<v Speaker 1>They played Fortnite the opposite they do stretched.
<v Speaker 2>Wow.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that was Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>We watched a lot of kids stuff. Man, it's crazy.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't I mean, what you don't have
<v Speaker 1>what time you have to watch anything else?
<v Speaker 3>They like, U is it cake or whatever? On Netflix?
<v Speaker 3>It's like the dumbest ship. Yeah, wow, it's good.
<v Speaker 1>Like brain Rock.
<v Speaker 3>The one dude from s n OL what's his name, Mikey.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm saying Norm McDonald is.
<v Speaker 1>His cakenl members.
<v Speaker 2>Current Yeah, I legit, couldn't name one.
<v Speaker 1>Is Kyle still on there? Bengels?
<v Speaker 2>He was a writer still yah, I think he was
<v Speaker 2>writing right on the show. Yeah, but I think he
<v Speaker 2>I think he yeah, Yeah, he was awesome.
<v Speaker 3>He was funny.
<v Speaker 1>Good question. I like that that brought some good stuff
<v Speaker 1>there us. Her name Wolfgang Xander says, love you boys. Thanks.
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to I put this one on here, by
<v Speaker 1>the way, because a lot of people ask this so
<v Speaker 1>and we never answered, so I guess we'll answer it here.
<v Speaker 1>Love you boys. Any chance you guys go back to
<v Speaker 1>reviewing current shows? The answer is no. The answer is no,
<v Speaker 1>we're not doing that. We like this and we don't
<v Speaker 1>like that, and that's uh, that's kind of.
<v Speaker 3>Where we're at with thinking about the way we used
<v Speaker 3>to do the show, like we've watched Dynamite and then
<v Speaker 3>immediately get on and record the show like that sounds
<v Speaker 3>like hell to me right now.
<v Speaker 1>You know, I I don't enjoy reviewing current stuff anymore.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it is as fun. I don't think
<v Speaker 1>it's as fun for you guys either, Whether or not
<v Speaker 1>you know that is another thing. But I think what
<v Speaker 1>we do now is is awesome. And by how everything
<v Speaker 1>has gone, so I think we made the right choice.
<v Speaker 1>User name al kruns built up ball this. Oh wow,
<v Speaker 1>this sport's fun machine. How'd you get that word so
<v Speaker 1>easily earlier?
<v Speaker 2>Well, I have no idea I got the easiest one
<v Speaker 2>or on though.
<v Speaker 1>This Cinegrader Machine just for Adam Priest, because fuck that
<v Speaker 1>guy asks love the DPW commentary team.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck yeah.
<v Speaker 1>You do. That's awesome. They deliver every month. How did
<v Speaker 1>the current DPW commentary team come together? We were looking
<v Speaker 1>for a team and uh, Rich we how do we? Rich?
<v Speaker 1>We found because we heard him on MLW before I think, right.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it was we. Uh yeah, we were like,
<v Speaker 2>what happened to this dude that was on mL W?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah he was cool.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't even know he was on n XT.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that until after.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was like, I worked on XT. You know.
<v Speaker 2>It's like, no, I did not know that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well you're fired now. But we didn't use his name,
<v Speaker 1>like he had a different name in NXT.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's right. It was Rich Brennan. Yeah, I think, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>it was Rich Brennan, Albert Bloom and Alex Riley.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Wow, that's awesome. Yeah, that was all. Yeah, and
<v Speaker 1>we reached out to him. He was, oh, you know what,
<v Speaker 1>I actually I don't know if he still does this,
<v Speaker 1>but at the time he was working on the Raven podcast.
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't he Oh yeah he was, Yeah, I think so
<v Speaker 2>does that not exist?
<v Speaker 1>Anymore.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure. Yeah. Yeah, it was a part of
<v Speaker 2>the MLW network or something.
<v Speaker 1>Oh sure, okay, uh yeah.
<v Speaker 2>And then uh well that was like the first piece.
<v Speaker 2>It was like, we needed a lead commentator, and he
<v Speaker 2>had a he's good at leading. He's really good at it.
<v Speaker 5>He is.
<v Speaker 2>I mean I even go on and say he's probably
<v Speaker 2>one of the best. Yeah, he's really good at it.
<v Speaker 1>He's tremendous. Yeah, he's fucking awesome. And Caprice we wanted
<v Speaker 1>for a while.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think Caprice is like just a fantastic commentator
<v Speaker 2>and he's local, he's like NC local.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's fucking awesome. Yeah, Like, uh yeah, we wanted
<v Speaker 1>him for a while. I forget. I think it was
<v Speaker 1>just you know, conflicting schedules for a long time and
<v Speaker 1>then mm hmm just worked out. It worked out. And
<v Speaker 1>because Rich was doing it solo for.
<v Speaker 2>A bit, yeah that's true.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then we got Caprice to come on. Yeah man,
<v Speaker 1>I uh I love Rich Caprice. I mean, what a
<v Speaker 1>fucking duo.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, and then it was coming with Speedball and
<v Speaker 2>we just she was like I want to She was like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I want to commentate it.
<v Speaker 1>I was like okay, yeah, they have a great like, uh,
<v Speaker 1>they have a great rhythm.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they got great banter back and forth.
<v Speaker 1>They do they do, especially when Speedball's there. Yeah, many,
<v Speaker 1>thank you, man. I love the DPW commentary team as well.
<v Speaker 1>User named val Venus Versus logan Paul and I get
<v Speaker 1>out of our company Penis Exploding Barbar Deathmatch asks Hey boys,
<v Speaker 1>what slash? When was your first experience with online wrestling culture?
<v Speaker 1>That was? I was like I was trying to figure out, like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I legit wrestling days, I what was yours? I think
<v Speaker 1>loosely about this, but like.
<v Speaker 3>Well, chat rooms, like the slat what was it? How
<v Speaker 3>did you get there? You remember, like keyword w F
<v Speaker 3>that's what it was. Well, yeah, keyword WWF. You go
<v Speaker 3>in the chat rooms and you'd go in there and
<v Speaker 3>you'd type and you say a bunch of stupid shit
<v Speaker 3>and people thought about wrestling and whatever.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's my tony. I don't know if I did
<v Speaker 1>the AOL keyword ones because WF dot com when I
<v Speaker 1>was first getting on the internet, WWF dot com had
<v Speaker 1>their own chat, like an IRC chat.
<v Speaker 3>I really okay, yeah.
<v Speaker 1>That was and like, yeah, man, it was very quick,
<v Speaker 1>I mean shockingly enough people were like complete just fucking
<v Speaker 1>maniacs back then.
<v Speaker 3>Man, I tell you story about my friend getting banned
<v Speaker 3>from AOL. I think I did, didn't I again, So
<v Speaker 3>my buddy is in one of those chat rooms and
<v Speaker 3>and here Vince Russo sucks cos in there, and then
<v Speaker 3>he got banned from AOL. And then the way the
<v Speaker 3>AOL worked back in the day is they would like,
<v Speaker 3>letter the letter and tell you why.
<v Speaker 2>You were banned.
<v Speaker 3>And his dad came up to him with this letter
<v Speaker 3>and said, who is Vince Russo and why does he
<v Speaker 3>suck cup?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you should have been banned, son, He said.
<v Speaker 3>He should have a few angles he did, and right,
<v Speaker 3>none of these make any sense. His dad was a
<v Speaker 3>good sport that he thought it was funny and ship.
<v Speaker 1>So that's that's awesome. Do you get unbanned or do
<v Speaker 1>you do you buy another ale disc out of look like.
<v Speaker 3>Your parents like he could just like, yeah, it was
<v Speaker 3>my son, and then they unbanned.
<v Speaker 2>I mean you could just farm accounts, Yeah, you make it.
<v Speaker 3>Could have been like just banned that user name and
<v Speaker 3>then like his parents could unlock it or whatever. You
<v Speaker 3>know what I mean. I think that's how it worked
<v Speaker 3>or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>Make a new one, like James.
<v Speaker 2>Said, it make its sucks cocks.
<v Speaker 3>What's funny is I think Russell hung out in those
<v Speaker 3>chat rooms, if I really call it, because it has
<v Speaker 3>like a thing where like you could sometimes you could
<v Speaker 3>join like keyword w F and there'd be like wrestlers
<v Speaker 3>in there. They'd be like, yeah, say it was yeah
<v Speaker 3>he said that in.
<v Speaker 1>There, And did your friend knows name was vinc that's awesome.
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't know, man, we were in the trenches back.
<v Speaker 1>Of the day.
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I was in the WF dot com chats and I
<v Speaker 1>have two vivid memories for some reason. One of them
<v Speaker 1>I remember just I was talking to and someone like
<v Speaker 1>called me a Mark and I have no idea what
<v Speaker 1>that was. And I was like, that's not my name,
<v Speaker 1>but it was John.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not a Mark.
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, like it went back and forth forever. I
<v Speaker 1>was like, that's not my name. And then I remember
<v Speaker 1>some dude sent me a d M in the chat
<v Speaker 1>and told me to join his e fed uh and
<v Speaker 1>then he said I liked Harry Men and Apple Juice.
<v Speaker 1>I remember that vividly, like struck me to my car.
<v Speaker 1>That awesome. I was a child. I remember that like
<v Speaker 1>startling me like, oh what the what the fuck am
<v Speaker 1>I getting into here?
<v Speaker 3>And I didn't go on for the rest of the awesome.
<v Speaker 3>I love that vacul It was.
<v Speaker 1>A big feather bro that was hell.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Man, I always won the Bromo battle. It was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>It turns out.
<v Speaker 1>Judging it you would always lose.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's all. God. I I bought W two K
<v Speaker 2>seventeen and started playing that, and that's how I got
<v Speaker 2>into it.
<v Speaker 1>Is that right?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? That was my first.
<v Speaker 3>Online wrestling, one match online.
<v Speaker 2>I was hooked. I just knew this is funny. I
<v Speaker 2>just knew this is everything wanted.
<v Speaker 1>That is fucking awesome. Man.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, yeah, Late Bloomer, that is nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Users here's her name. John Nickel asks, what are our
<v Speaker 1>go to orders and sheets? Oh, it depends, It does
<v Speaker 1>depend what time are we going? Yeah, I gotta I
<v Speaker 1>gotta pre dep W order. I have a postdp W order.
<v Speaker 2>Typically sand milkshake.
<v Speaker 1>Sand milkshake is a post.
<v Speaker 3>I got fries every four hours, so is it for well,
<v Speaker 3>I can't eat them every two.
<v Speaker 1>It was getting to if we're if it's pre d
<v Speaker 1>p W, I'm usually getting the hash Browns and I'm
<v Speaker 1>getting a goddamn English muffin with egg and baber like
<v Speaker 1>morning morning time. Yeah, before we go to the show.
<v Speaker 1>That's usually what I'm rocking there.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I get a fucked up coffee in the morning.
<v Speaker 1>Coffee with three pressure shot enter.
<v Speaker 3>On those days I was dying, Man, I can I
<v Speaker 3>need this coffee in my veins?
<v Speaker 1>Right? Know? No food? Did you get food? I don't remember.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I got like a little egg sandwich or something.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Do you get what do you get?
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what you get when we go early, James, what.
<v Speaker 2>Do you get? Uh? I get sausage and cheese, either
<v Speaker 2>Croissan or waffle bun Cissan?
<v Speaker 3>Thing goes on?
<v Speaker 1>Oh you do get the waffle John, Tony? Was it
<v Speaker 1>you that tried the pretzel one? When you tried the
<v Speaker 1>fucking pretzel John?
<v Speaker 2>There?
<v Speaker 3>I don't remember about that pretzel burger.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I don't know. Sure, Okay, Yeah, but I get
<v Speaker 2>fat and then I get the mini hash browns. Those
<v Speaker 2>are a I usually get double mini hash Browns than that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I think I might actually do that too. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>if we're going at night, I mean, this is a
<v Speaker 1>whole different fucking ball game, because I'm at my fucking
<v Speaker 1>fattested is what you get? Dude, I need the worst
<v Speaker 1>ship possible. I'm like, I'm pretty sure the last three
<v Speaker 1>times I ordered ship, I sat down, I looked James
<v Speaker 1>in the eyes, and I said, I ordered way too
<v Speaker 1>much food. Yeah, but that's okay, Yeah, because it's I
<v Speaker 1>order like twenty different things that comes out to ten dollars.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's pretty cool.
<v Speaker 1>But like, yeah, I'll get like the sometimes I'll get
<v Speaker 1>the mini sliders, the burger sliders, the fried mac and
<v Speaker 1>cheese bites, those are fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Get the app sampler, right, that kind.
<v Speaker 1>Of a sampler with the maazis and the uh, the
<v Speaker 1>fried chicken or the yeah, the mac and cheese bites,
<v Speaker 1>those are fucking sick. And then gotta get a milkshake.
<v Speaker 1>James gets sand milk shakes awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Extra.
<v Speaker 1>I usually do some kind of fucked up thing with
<v Speaker 1>an unbelievable amount of chocolate.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, you guys are crazy. I could not have a
<v Speaker 3>milk chicken that I'm gonna kill myself if I have that.
<v Speaker 1>It's crazy. I know I'm gonna be like it's after
<v Speaker 1>the show, so it's usually like midnight. I know I'm
<v Speaker 1>gonna be on five to six hours talking about the
<v Speaker 1>show and watching DNA, so I'm fine, it'll be all right.
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah. So usually somewhere in there is what I get?
<v Speaker 2>What do you get?
<v Speaker 1>James? You get like the goddamn fucking you don't get chicken?
<v Speaker 1>What do you get?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I actually started the last couple of shows getting chicken,
<v Speaker 2>So oh yeah, okay, Yeah, I just get the two
<v Speaker 2>pack like they're like, do you remember the snack wraps
<v Speaker 2>from McDonald's. It's kind of like, yeah, I get tupac
<v Speaker 2>of like snack wraps, honey mustard, and then I'll get
<v Speaker 2>the sampler, so I'll get cheese triangle sandwich. Yeah, and
<v Speaker 2>then like the cheesy uh like what do you call
<v Speaker 2>those things? I haven't been there in a minute, so
<v Speaker 2>I can't remember.
<v Speaker 1>The cheesy bombs.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, cheesy bombs or something like that. And then yeah,
<v Speaker 2>like the hots are realisticks or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Yeah, the hots roll sticks were too hot for me.
<v Speaker 1>I'm a pussy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah they're good though, they were good, but I was
<v Speaker 2>like yeah, and then sand milkshake and sometimes if I
<v Speaker 2>if I really want to go crazy, I get the
<v Speaker 2>mac and cheese like a little side thing. It's like
<v Speaker 2>it's like goddamn, it's like two bites. You just go
<v Speaker 2>all right, it is good.
<v Speaker 3>Then I get the hot dogs dry and the corn dog.
<v Speaker 2>Is not bad.
<v Speaker 3>Dry hot dogs drunk corn now colet your cookout order.
<v Speaker 3>Oh sorry sorry, though they have a dry hot dogs
<v Speaker 3>there too, though.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Yeah, there was a crazy son of a bitch
<v Speaker 1>that we saw get that one time. I was unbelievable. Man, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he's unbelievable. Uh yeah, sometimes if if it's a dire situation.
<v Speaker 1>The last time was a mistake that James and I
<v Speaker 1>made that we got a bunch of food, got milkshigs.
<v Speaker 1>Halfway through eating, we both realized, wow, we need a
<v Speaker 1>fucking fountain drink as bad as possible.
<v Speaker 2>And then there was a big line you have to
<v Speaker 2>get the fountain drink because the food is so fried
<v Speaker 2>and fick.
<v Speaker 1>For it. It's like not helping.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, our diet's going fucking awesome by the.
<v Speaker 3>Way, Yeah it's going great.
<v Speaker 1>Like I said, I've had season a while, Yeah, I've actually,
<v Speaker 1>I mean like I've stuck to not eat like a
<v Speaker 1>piece of shit. So like, yeah, you know, we'll see
<v Speaker 1>how this weekend goes. The last couple of questions here
<v Speaker 1>the Blue Annie esques. Are you guys gonna play the
<v Speaker 1>new Halloween video game that was just announced? Did you
<v Speaker 1>guys see this?
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I'm playing puppet Master again. Dude, you're not
<v Speaker 2>playing pupping Master doubles me and the boys. Yes, Tony,
<v Speaker 2>we're rocking double x P month right now. Get your speed.
<v Speaker 1>Friends, spin out, Tony. It's been out since May.
<v Speaker 2>It's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>James and I have been able to find one other
<v Speaker 1>person fucking.
<v Speaker 2>Playing, Liar, Liar. I got on between I got on
<v Speaker 2>between one pm and twelve am, and I found many
<v Speaker 2>players and we were fucking going nuts. Yeah, we're playing
<v Speaker 2>puppet Wars, Dude.
<v Speaker 4>We not.
<v Speaker 2>I was playing as fucking Blade and I was slicing
<v Speaker 2>the motherfuckers up.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Yeah, it's like, uh yeah, it's a pump Master game, Tony.
<v Speaker 1>It's fucked up. I mean like it could be fun,
<v Speaker 1>but just no one fucking plays it and has double
<v Speaker 1>XP for the next month.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a whole month of double gs piece, so make
<v Speaker 2>sure you log and get all your XP. The The
<v Speaker 2>game is free, you know, you don't have to buy it.
<v Speaker 2>It's free on Steam, so you can just grab it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's true.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, double XP months so you get your XP. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>I would have been on that with you real yeah,
<v Speaker 3>tunny dude.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it'd be you and me and then seventeen bots
<v Speaker 2>and then we're going nuts.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. How do you play like deathmatch or what?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it actually has different modes so okay. Yeah, it's
<v Speaker 2>got like hunt down the human as the puppet or
<v Speaker 2>it has puppet wars where it's like demonic toys versus
<v Speaker 2>puppets versus humans, which is pretty cool. Yeah there's something
<v Speaker 2>else too, right, Yeah, I mean it's it's janky as fuck.
<v Speaker 2>It's super yanky. I think it was a game that
<v Speaker 2>they were just making and then they got the license
<v Speaker 2>like super last minute.
<v Speaker 1>That happens so much.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so they were like, oh shit, cool, so they
<v Speaker 2>made this. But yeah they're doing like right now. I
<v Speaker 2>think it's double XP for the whole month, and then
<v Speaker 2>perks are fifty percent off, so you could, uh you know,
<v Speaker 2>get your perks. Yeah. I mean I think you roll
<v Speaker 2>for your perks like Friday the thirteenth, Tony, you do, Okay,
<v Speaker 2>that's right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I'm looking for anything to replace clowns
<v Speaker 1>because I imagine this is coming to an end here soon.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I imagine, So it's wrap it up.
<v Speaker 1>Last question here from user name Taylor. They say, would
<v Speaker 1>you guys ever run a show at the Dorton Arena
<v Speaker 1>that was coming up a lot lately? Was there a documentary? Yes?
<v Speaker 1>There was? Oh weird? Have you seen it? Did you
<v Speaker 1>watch it?
<v Speaker 4>No?
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen it yet.
<v Speaker 1>No, I mean neither. I guess we probably should.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I'll check it out. I'm sure eventually. We've
<v Speaker 2>talked about running the Dorton Yeah. Sure, I think they're
<v Speaker 2>renovating it recently. I don't know if it had AC
<v Speaker 2>So you know, what did we ask?
<v Speaker 1>Is that why we know that?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I think I think we looked into running it
<v Speaker 2>because it wasn't super expensive. It's just like ridiculous to
<v Speaker 2>run in like a ten thousand seat arena or whatever.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know it's two thousand seats, but you know,
<v Speaker 2>it's a lot of seats. It's just a ridiculou running
<v Speaker 2>there and like not even touch the attendance of that building.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean why not Other than that? Why not?
<v Speaker 1>You know?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Well, I hope the renovations they do want it
<v Speaker 2>make it a nicer building, like it's just the whole
<v Speaker 2>fairgrounds just seems to be modernized. They were upgrading the
<v Speaker 2>one place we used to do stuff at because it
<v Speaker 2>didn't have these it all had to spin in fan Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So they're putting AC in that building too, So that's nice.
<v Speaker 1>I hope the Scott too. Huh.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they fucking just ruined that so curs. Scott's got
<v Speaker 2>to get their ac face because it broke of course
<v Speaker 2>on the day of our show. So the whole NC
<v Speaker 2>State Fairgrounds area wes where the Drton's at. For anyone wondering, Uh,
<v Speaker 2>it is like super outdated, Like it's just super Every
<v Speaker 2>building out there is just super old. Yeah. So I
<v Speaker 2>think they're working on modernizing the buildings. That'd be awesome.
<v Speaker 2>I'd love to run there eventually. It's such a cool
<v Speaker 2>looking building. It looks awesome.
<v Speaker 1>History and shit too. We love fucking running buildings with history.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, And I think, you know, as a promission
<v Speaker 2>that started in North Carolina, like you know, we probably
<v Speaker 2>should it eventually. It's just I would like to sell
<v Speaker 2>a lot of seats.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, if you all come out to it, all
<v Speaker 1>of you, then yeah we can. Yeah, yeah, we need
<v Speaker 1>we should do we should be the first show to like,
<v Speaker 1>uh do a pre sale on like a venue, like
<v Speaker 1>if we sell x amount of tickets, will run this venue.
<v Speaker 2>If not, that would be nut. Oh yeah, just give
<v Speaker 2>your money back then that's pretty interesting. Yeah, I'm not
<v Speaker 2>sure if that's happened. That's great. Yeah, that's not bad.
<v Speaker 1>Take that out of the show because we're gonna do that.
<v Speaker 1>Give it. That's good. But yeah, uh so yeah great, qay.
<v Speaker 1>Thank you all for your questions this week. A lot
<v Speaker 1>of new questions. I like to answering all the new stuff.
<v Speaker 1>I was fucking sweet. So thank you for questions. And
<v Speaker 1>now it's time to talk about the Rawball.
<v Speaker 2>All right, now it's time to get into WWF Monday
<v Speaker 2>Night Raw January first, nineteen ninety six, otherwise known as
<v Speaker 2>the raw Ball.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, dude, wow, fucked up, fucked.
<v Speaker 3>Up year with the this tank the whole brand.
<v Speaker 1>Well, before we get.
<v Speaker 2>Into just what I bridge, I'm sorry, right, that's pretty close.
<v Speaker 1>Before we get into tanking the brand here, let's take
<v Speaker 1>a look at what was going on in the world
<v Speaker 1>wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter December
<v Speaker 1>twenty sixth, nineteen ninety five.
<v Speaker 3>Sucks so much. Sorry expected, Okay, there.
<v Speaker 1>You go, Melser says. The Wild nightro versus Raw Monday
<v Speaker 1>Night Wars produced another one of wrestling's most memorable moments
<v Speaker 1>when Deborah Misslli formerly Alundra Blaze, came on Too Nitro
<v Speaker 1>with a w BF Women's tubtlel belts and threw it
<v Speaker 1>into a garbage can.
<v Speaker 3>Holy ship, they are cooking over there.
<v Speaker 1>Calling herself Meduca. Yeah, I'm flipping Channel's girl calling herself
<v Speaker 1>Medusa and saying she's always been Medusa. I mean when
<v Speaker 1>I'm lying. She showed the belt and put it in
<v Speaker 1>a garbage can, saying that that's what she thinks of
<v Speaker 1>the WWF and it's women's title, calling the WWF by name.
<v Speaker 1>The bombshell came on the heels of a weak filled
<v Speaker 1>with rumors and signings. Reports we received were that Vincent Man,
<v Speaker 1>who found out about it from a technician early in
<v Speaker 1>the raw show, was stunned to the point that's why
<v Speaker 1>he seems so tired and distracted on the live show.
<v Speaker 1>The biggest name being battled around to being signed was
<v Speaker 1>the Ultimate Warrior, and a very strange deal that they
<v Speaker 1>were thinking that The Ultimate Warrior was going to show
<v Speaker 1>up at the Rumble in ninety six. Well, that doesn't
<v Speaker 1>fucking happen, doesn't happen at all.
<v Speaker 2>So she goes, she goes to WCW. She throws it
<v Speaker 2>in the trash and then Eric says, uh, we have
<v Speaker 2>to do something with this or.
<v Speaker 3>What next? We'll pay it off in ninety nine, two
<v Speaker 3>thousand versus Oklahoma.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I mean, what do you want like a belt?
<v Speaker 2>The courageous of the f fighting Madusa watches.
<v Speaker 1>On and I love the idea of them doing the angle.
<v Speaker 1>And then so Bechof saying, all right, now.
<v Speaker 2>That was the angle.
<v Speaker 3>You throw the chest done, angle over.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll see you successful, angle completed.
<v Speaker 1>You should go do the Royal Room.
<v Speaker 3>You get five hundred night trip bucks, the FedEx package
<v Speaker 3>with nothing at it.
<v Speaker 1>At the in your House pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>There was a new man backstage known as Steve Austin.
<v Speaker 1>If you heard of the Steve Austin.
<v Speaker 2>I love Steve.
<v Speaker 1>He debuted at the raw tapings as the ring master
<v Speaker 1>and was given the million dollar belt using the sleeper
<v Speaker 1>as a finisher. Steve Austin, how about that?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So uh wow, uh yeah, I mean Steve Austin
<v Speaker 2>w CW was interesting. I was watching I've been watching
<v Speaker 2>some Saturday night recently for some reason. Yeah, and he was,
<v Speaker 2>like I think he was TV Champion at the time.
<v Speaker 2>They still had like all the.
<v Speaker 3>Stunninges Steve Austin.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was a good promo man, he was. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>like even like without the stone cold stuff, Like he
<v Speaker 2>was like a just a natural promo and he was
<v Speaker 2>a serious wrestler and it was actually not bad.
<v Speaker 1>Sure, you know, I'm sure they've talked about it. Somebody's
<v Speaker 1>talked about it. I'm sure he said he didn't like this.
<v Speaker 1>He's talked about like why why would they give him
<v Speaker 1>a gimmick of He's like, he's a really good wrestler
<v Speaker 1>and he and you better shut the fuck up, don't talk,
<v Speaker 1>bald man and don't talk at all, Like why that's weird.
<v Speaker 2>It is weird because he was a good promo. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I'm not too sure.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they just needed a reason to keep Dbiassi around,
<v Speaker 1>like hey, just shut up and let Debassi keep his job.
<v Speaker 2>It could be, Yeah, it could be. They were always
<v Speaker 2>looking to do stuff with guys at the time like that.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, except for the Nacha man in the Hockster.
<v Speaker 1>Sadly, the docha man the Hawkster had more time than
<v Speaker 1>Steve Auston on this show. I never know. From The
<v Speaker 1>Observer January second, nineteen ninety six, Meltzer Retz taking sleeves
<v Speaker 1>to a new level. Gene Oakland on the WCW Hotline
<v Speaker 1>on December twenty fourth, talked about honoring rick Steamboat at
<v Speaker 1>a retirement ceremony on the January first Nitro Show, which
<v Speaker 1>will be live from the Omni in Atlanta. The story,
<v Speaker 1>which was totally fabricated by Gene Oakland, was apparently spurred
<v Speaker 1>by a tease he taped earlier in the week for
<v Speaker 1>television that day, saying that a former ww world champion
<v Speaker 1>announced his retirement and to call the hotline for more details,
<v Speaker 1>as if that was a late breaking story. When calling
<v Speaker 1>the hotline, the wrestler Oakland was talking about was Ricky Steamboat,
<v Speaker 1>whose final match was in August of nineteen ninety four. No,
<v Speaker 1>there had been no plans whatsoever by w CW for
<v Speaker 1>a retirement ceremony for Steamboat on the Nitro Show, nor
<v Speaker 1>had Steamboat ever been contacted by the company.
<v Speaker 2>Well, you paid like seventeen dollars in a minute and
<v Speaker 2>he just lied to you, which is pretty cool.
<v Speaker 1>Dude.
<v Speaker 3>That was a WB Holland I couldn't even imagine the
<v Speaker 3>nWo hot line. What the fuck are they saying on
<v Speaker 3>that one? Because there was an.
<v Speaker 2>A war ship.
<v Speaker 5>Hey, you should ask him if he likes to not
<v Speaker 5>your van, dude, holy ship calling the n W hotline skalls.
<v Speaker 2>When I talked to you, you are calling me dude
<v Speaker 2>for twenty minutes.
<v Speaker 3>Which because the first minute's like a dollar, then it's
<v Speaker 3>like five dollars every other minute, so that it gets.
<v Speaker 1>To stay on the line for a little bit.
<v Speaker 2>Go, I got some news for you.
<v Speaker 1>Take to get it out.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, of the story is I'm not gonna be on night.
<v Speaker 2>Trip Nitro looks like skibbity twenty.
<v Speaker 1>You should call me and Gene next.
<v Speaker 3>Me and the Big Man and the Extra Big mag
<v Speaker 3>are gonna carve you up.
<v Speaker 1>Thanks for the money.
<v Speaker 2>You know what's here?
<v Speaker 1>Hey? What's on raw?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, he's talking to you on the w c
<v Speaker 2>W hotline.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's me. You don't know who I am.
<v Speaker 2>You wonder why.
<v Speaker 1>And I'm on the hotline. You don't know what that is?
<v Speaker 1>You want to call the w C hotline?
<v Speaker 3>What you've got? The n W O for life. I'm
<v Speaker 3>you don't the end of is who the is this?
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna carve you?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, talking about.
<v Speaker 1>As a kid up being thrown.
<v Speaker 2>Oh what the hell is he talking about.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna stand and pay more money. It's not my money.
<v Speaker 2>Anywhere wander.
<v Speaker 3>I'm interested.
<v Speaker 1>Oh ship, that's funny as fu. Yeah, mean Jean just lying,
<v Speaker 1>crazy dude. Did you guys ever call any of those
<v Speaker 1>like any wrestling hotline thing?
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my dad would have beat the ship out of me.
<v Speaker 1>Man, No way, yeah, man, that's nuts. Man. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>I never called an I wanted to, but I never did.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to be on the phone with anyone.
<v Speaker 2>I ordered your cards off eBay once, like uh, like
<v Speaker 2>my parents had it, like when eBay was first starting out.
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's just on a gateway computer.
<v Speaker 1>By the way that I did this, you're refreshed one.
<v Speaker 1>They said, you're a new one for the month.
<v Speaker 2>And uh yeah, yeah, a fresh I got eBay Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>and they were logged in and I've been on Uyo
<v Speaker 2>cards and I was just b I didn't understand the
<v Speaker 2>concept of this ship. Doesn't It's just like yeah, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>there you go. Yeah, I got touring.
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember how much you spent on them.
<v Speaker 2>I mean it probably wasn't so much.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, like it's probably fifty bucks.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it probably wasn't like so much. But like I
<v Speaker 2>just remember I got to about the money as a kid.
<v Speaker 2>Is crazy. Yeah, because like you know, I wanted to
<v Speaker 2>ask for permission to I did it behind their backs,
<v Speaker 2>like yeah, you know whatever, I get the cards. I
<v Speaker 2>mean the cards arived. I didn't get those cards.
<v Speaker 3>No, yeah, yeah, your parents tried to get refooters of that.
<v Speaker 3>It habited on early no way, no, no, no thanks
<v Speaker 3>to order U pay per views because you could call
<v Speaker 3>in and just order the pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't.
<v Speaker 3>You wouldn't get built for it and tell your phone
<v Speaker 3>until your internet or your cable bill happened. You'd already
<v Speaker 3>watched the show, and you get in trouble until like
<v Speaker 3>a month, like thirty days later, when the bill comes
<v Speaker 3>in the mails.
<v Speaker 2>My dad would have been like, how the fuck are
<v Speaker 2>you watching this?
<v Speaker 3>Because he was into wrestling. Was no, I wasn't watching wrestling.
<v Speaker 3>It was like movies or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>You'd order movies, Girl's Going Wild, not that kind of movie.
<v Speaker 3>Like Power Rangers or something. I don't remember.
<v Speaker 1>Oh ship power the movie.
<v Speaker 2>That's awesome.
<v Speaker 3>You ordered Tower Ranger of the movie and you alreday
<v Speaker 3>call in and they put your kid walks. It's crazy.
<v Speaker 1>I just rewatched that.
<v Speaker 2>You call it? You call in to get the Power
<v Speaker 2>Ranges movie on pa view. Hey, you go or trying
<v Speaker 2>to buy this? That was.
<v Speaker 3>Calling you?
<v Speaker 1>Oh my bad, have so many jobs.
<v Speaker 2>I'm hustling.
<v Speaker 1>You don't know about the grind?
<v Speaker 2>Little kid? Fuck you're hey the.
<v Speaker 1>Bit you can say that word.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, he just cut the okay, I'm sorry.
<v Speaker 1>Uh. From in True Play on News. At the December
<v Speaker 1>twenty second Compton, California show, a fan in the balcony
<v Speaker 1>threw something big at Psychosis, so Psychosis went up to
<v Speaker 1>the balcony and punched in with the face and knocked
<v Speaker 1>him out. It was enough of a scene that the
<v Speaker 1>police were called and came to a rest Psychosis for
<v Speaker 1>battery on the fan point he had unmasked, and when
<v Speaker 1>the police came to the dressing room, they were told
<v Speaker 1>that he had already loved the building. The cops got
<v Speaker 1>worked crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>That's awesome, man, I love that.
<v Speaker 2>That's great.
<v Speaker 1>In wf News, among the highlights of Vince mcman's online
<v Speaker 1>chat on December eighteenth, he said, regarding UFC, it is
<v Speaker 1>a completely different form of entertainment than the WF. However,
<v Speaker 1>if the fans want to see a very violent, solid wrestling,
<v Speaker 1>they know where to get it. Ecw Oh, shit, all right,
<v Speaker 1>what the hell?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Man's ninety six? They're cooking now? Raw I thought
<v Speaker 2>he was going to say raw I definitely did.
<v Speaker 1>Regarding Public Enemy, McMahon said that Ted Turner is a
<v Speaker 1>billionaire offering large sums of money to wrestlers just so
<v Speaker 1>they won't go to WF. McMann said WW won't have
<v Speaker 1>a clue how to market them since they've never been
<v Speaker 1>on WF, so therefore WW won't be able to steal
<v Speaker 1>how they got over in WF. And then he also
<v Speaker 1>asked when the last legitimate steroid test was given to
<v Speaker 1>anyone in w cw Oh, we don't care about that,
<v Speaker 1>vincemick Man shit posting in AOL chats.
<v Speaker 2>He's stuck over there, bro, And he dedicated the entire
<v Speaker 2>end of the show on shitting on w C. Right man,
<v Speaker 2>After a horrible, horrible show, he said, w C W stink, No, buddy,
<v Speaker 2>you stink.
<v Speaker 1>Uh, This last part here has a spoiler for the end,
<v Speaker 1>So if you don't want to get spoiled of the
<v Speaker 1>results of the Raw Ball, then watch out. From The
<v Speaker 1>Observer January sixth, nineteen ninety six, the comments by Eric
<v Speaker 1>Bischoff as he watched Raw were probably more noteworthy. Melts
<v Speaker 1>It writes. Early in the show, Bischoff gave away that
<v Speaker 1>the Smoking Guns won the Raw Ball. This is on.
<v Speaker 1>Nitro gave away that the Smoking Guns won the Raw
<v Speaker 1>Ball and that it wasn't any good. That's right, and
<v Speaker 1>then called it the toilet Bowl and that his fucking sick,
<v Speaker 1>and Mango started going on about it being the Kiddy
<v Speaker 1>Cat League. After a sign was aired on Raw that
<v Speaker 1>said w w F was where the Bigger Boys played,
<v Speaker 1>Bischoff's response was, ww was where the biggest boys.
<v Speaker 3>It's like, WW is Bigger Tom's Infinity.
<v Speaker 2>What do you think about that?
<v Speaker 1>Bitch? That is fucking awesome, man, I mean it must
<v Speaker 1>have the funnest ship being Eric Bischoff during this time.
<v Speaker 3>Man, dude, unlimited unlimited money just signed all the best dudes.
<v Speaker 2>It was fun to wrestler too.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Hell yeah, dude, it must have been awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Just on Nitro Ros's taped and he just does whatever
<v Speaker 1>he wants.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, sweet like your razor, and then Ross sucks. You go,
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to the best ship, the biggest guys over there.
<v Speaker 1>They got the biggest.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm going there.
<v Speaker 1>Crispin Wad, Dean Mulinco, and Eddie Garrera are all under
<v Speaker 1>w CB contract through the end of August. Supposedly, there
<v Speaker 1>was actually a discussion of having Guerrero upset Flare and
<v Speaker 1>win the world title, similar to how to Flare made
<v Speaker 1>steamboat in the seventies in the Carolinas. That would have
<v Speaker 1>been fucking nuts.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that would have been pretty nuts. Ninety Eddie, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>ninety six Eddies crazy, he had nuts. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>I didn't think they thought shit Eddie back then, right,
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>I just thought maybe that happens later somehow.
<v Speaker 2>Because they didn't.
<v Speaker 1>You know, he got really good, and I said, what
<v Speaker 1>the fuck? Last thing here, this is a big one.
<v Speaker 1>Xanta Claus has been fired. I know, I know, boys,
<v Speaker 1>I know, don't fucking you know jumping at it once.
<v Speaker 1>We just watched we watched the match on Patreon. Santa
<v Speaker 1>Claus Xanda Claus for those that don't know, is of
<v Speaker 1>course Ball's mahoney, And he was doing as well as
<v Speaker 1>you can tell Santa Claus gimmick in w w F
<v Speaker 1>and he was fired, but he was doing vans well,
<v Speaker 1>that's probably Bobby invented the clause. He was fired because
<v Speaker 1>he was told the gimmick wasn't working after all of
<v Speaker 1>one television taping, although with a seasonal deal like that,
<v Speaker 1>it sounds to be as if they should have known
<v Speaker 1>that going in. And he worked the nw A show
<v Speaker 1>on December twenty ninth, where he was throwing out presents
<v Speaker 1>to the fans, like chocolate with cigarette butts in it,
<v Speaker 1>Barbie dolls with a penis put on the barbie, and
<v Speaker 1>other tasteless and tacky things like that. Things work out
<v Speaker 1>for Balls mahoney, Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>It becomes Cojones.
<v Speaker 1>He comes back to w W E FU. That's like
<v Speaker 1>my favorite.
<v Speaker 2>That's my favorite.
<v Speaker 3>Anything ever again.
<v Speaker 2>See that's my favorite. The name ever I think. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>this was somebody owns Balls money.
<v Speaker 3>Stole. That's crazy.
<v Speaker 6>Come on.
<v Speaker 1>He goes to w W and he Kelly Kelly wants
<v Speaker 1>to fu.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure I do remember that. Yeah, it was a
<v Speaker 2>good run, headlocks or anything of that nature.
<v Speaker 1>I got a Matt Striker match where you actually run
<v Speaker 1>the tour with this.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck man.
<v Speaker 1>And then balls Honey's wife showed up at our show.
<v Speaker 2>They started e c W man, r W still had
<v Speaker 2>Nigel McGinnis. Fucking who else they rocking? What year was
<v Speaker 2>e c W doesn't six? Holy god? Yeah, daniels in
<v Speaker 2>fucking McGuinness. Joe was still their homicide. Why the fuck? Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Matt Striker, Yeah, dude, shut it down, you got it?
<v Speaker 1>Whatever man, Kevin Thorne.
<v Speaker 2>That ship makes me sick thinking about it.
<v Speaker 1>Anyways, Well, Sally was balls hone was in one of
<v Speaker 1>the r H.
<v Speaker 2>Ever, Cojones.
<v Speaker 1>You can't just keep saying that.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I thought I could.
<v Speaker 3>R H if you would still be your own.
<v Speaker 1>You're right, he'd be winning.
<v Speaker 2>Game would have never been fired if you just put
<v Speaker 2>Cojones in a group.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, said the Vulgar Squad. Actually want to
<v Speaker 1>saved this job.
<v Speaker 2>I love this stable warf and ship. You know, great,
<v Speaker 2>crazy looking fat man. That's awesome. It works for me, dude.
<v Speaker 3>Oh so back to Zanda Clause, right. I don't know
<v Speaker 3>much about Zanda Clause other than he was he had
<v Speaker 3>one one raw that was it. He didn't do anything
<v Speaker 3>else at all. Before or after, that's right the Heller clause.
<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, well that is it's for the observer
<v Speaker 1>portion of this. Now it's fucking finally, sadly January, remember
<v Speaker 1>talking about the roll.
<v Speaker 2>All right, it is time to get into the raw
<v Speaker 2>Ball the first ever, last, ever, last ever.
<v Speaker 1>As far as I know, Yes, so this is the
<v Speaker 1>Roll Bowl. I don't know, I mean, like, was the
<v Speaker 1>Super Bowl.
<v Speaker 6>Before this?
<v Speaker 3>College Bowl games, all the bold games later though, like
<v Speaker 3>oh yeah, there's better than that ship that was on
<v Speaker 3>TV or they do.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking say that. Yeah, but we'll obviously get there. But yeah,
<v Speaker 1>the USA New Network.
<v Speaker 7>Probably presidents that I ten nine ax well right side
<v Speaker 7>Federation Raw.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So the idea of this show was like like
<v Speaker 2>a college football game but with wrestling. So there was
<v Speaker 2>a band, there was a Green.
<v Speaker 3>Matt in the ring, and there was a line judge
<v Speaker 3>in the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Jerry Lawler was in a Cleveland Browns.
<v Speaker 1>Jersey or something, yeah that was. And there was the
<v Speaker 1>raw Ball queen.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Ashley Ashleyson that she was there. Yeah, they crowned
<v Speaker 2>that off air.
<v Speaker 1>They didn't even show anything for it.
<v Speaker 3>A halftime show and yeah, yeah, Doc Kendricks, but I'll
<v Speaker 3>be very honest.
<v Speaker 2>I wrote this down before I started the show by
<v Speaker 2>general thoughts before even watching. I didn't even like bload
<v Speaker 2>the show up yet. Wow, I was Yeah, I was like,
<v Speaker 2>maybe i'll write this down. I'll see what happened. So
<v Speaker 2>this is what I wrote down. I'm not looking forward
<v Speaker 2>to watching this ship. I'm in the mood to like
<v Speaker 2>watch some good wrestling, and this will not be that guaranteed.
<v Speaker 2>I'll be very interested to see my thoughts by the
<v Speaker 2>end of this one. Wow. I actually, you know, I
<v Speaker 2>might we might have to adapt that going for prediction
<v Speaker 2>before we watch it. I like that, So we'll revisit
<v Speaker 2>that at the end of this one and how it
<v Speaker 2>turned out. That's good for the viewer.
<v Speaker 1>Also, okay, good good concept there, good notes. The USA
<v Speaker 1>Network Rally presents the Rall Ball and they show a
<v Speaker 1>football graphic on the screen that cuts to the crowd
<v Speaker 1>channing either Rall Bawl or raw Bull because it all
<v Speaker 1>just kind of goes kid that and yah, yes, that's
<v Speaker 1>what the ball game of ball games. There's a lot
<v Speaker 1>that needs to be explained here. So yeah, So the
<v Speaker 1>fucking Rall Bowl is. It is four team with two
<v Speaker 1>teams two people on each team. It's a four way
<v Speaker 1>elimination tag with tags of course, and the winner gets
<v Speaker 1>a trophy at the end of the night. It's well,
<v Speaker 1>there's four teams, eight superstars, well battle it out on
<v Speaker 1>one field for one trophy. Big Daddy calls here, Big
<v Speaker 1>Maybell is here, Big Daddy, Mabel as.
<v Speaker 2>Funny as fun Big Daddy, Cool, Diesel King, Mabel, God
<v Speaker 2>does his ere.
<v Speaker 1>We got Danny dock walking the lite. Jimbo Jim he's
<v Speaker 1>here too on.
<v Speaker 2>The pod, Jimbo and Jumbo.
<v Speaker 1>At some point, yeah, Jumbo jim It definitely becomes at
<v Speaker 1>some point, uh, and the field has been laid. The
<v Speaker 1>raw ball Queen has been crowned. That's the only.
<v Speaker 2>Means she was round off off the line. Why that's
<v Speaker 2>like in a year like they would have had a
<v Speaker 2>whole segment with Jerry Lawler in the rings sprainer with
<v Speaker 2>water and.
<v Speaker 1>Ship spiking footballs off her.
<v Speaker 3>As we had so much time we could have put that.
<v Speaker 3>I tell you what we worked up for it.
<v Speaker 1>No, we don't.
<v Speaker 2>Limited time to do anything on the show. They went
<v Speaker 2>away over time in this match.
<v Speaker 1>They cut a diesel ship.
<v Speaker 2>He had so much on the back end, just did
<v Speaker 2>have nothing. They called they called so much ships.
<v Speaker 3>Finished red log, bro, we had to cut your.
<v Speaker 1>Wow.
<v Speaker 2>Said you're gonna play the home match.
<v Speaker 1>Docks the scheme, Jean, even billionaire dead. They're on air
<v Speaker 1>by that very first doubt, I have rab all. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>he is like so vinced out here. It's unbelievable. He
<v Speaker 1>keeps that voice the whole show.
<v Speaker 3>I feel like this is crazy. He says, a galaxy
<v Speaker 3>of stars have been assembled. Oh yeah, he was right
<v Speaker 3>about that, Vince.
<v Speaker 2>Vince is getting absolutely ass blasted by w c W
<v Speaker 2>right now. And he said, we're gonna do the raw Ball.
<v Speaker 2>You're crazy. You lost it, you like you lost the war.
<v Speaker 2>Like the fact that they come back and beat them
<v Speaker 2>is an act of God. That was divine intervention.
<v Speaker 1>James, It's fucking it's the raw Bowl and it's a
<v Speaker 1>taped rall too.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, with the US chickin fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Vince says, uh, well, that's certainly not the Orange Bowl,
<v Speaker 1>and King's as dealy, not a fish bowl, not that
<v Speaker 1>Festa ball. It's not even a tiny bowl. I'm five
<v Speaker 1>minutes in. I paused it. I didn't watch it till
<v Speaker 1>the next day, all.
<v Speaker 2>Right, So I was gonna wait. I was gonna wait,
<v Speaker 2>but I'll also add in my ear there's a point
<v Speaker 2>in this very very long rawble match where I just
<v Speaker 2>I swear to God every forty five seconds, I pause
<v Speaker 2>it and then I just go do something else, and
<v Speaker 2>then I come back and I'm like, all right.
<v Speaker 1>So it was kind of like wait this, yeah, it away.
<v Speaker 2>It was like a plus ten of the night, But
<v Speaker 2>like I wasn't actually plus tending anything. I was just
<v Speaker 2>going away from it for our I was finding emails
<v Speaker 2>that I needed to respond to, tasks.
<v Speaker 3>Organize your droll.
<v Speaker 1>I got cleaning done in my house, follows on my computer,
<v Speaker 1>and I probably got to delete the next hour.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Yeah, we'll find out what I thought
<v Speaker 2>at the end of this one.
<v Speaker 3>For sure, it was like it was like my doom
<v Speaker 3>scroll match of the night.
<v Speaker 7>It was.
<v Speaker 2>This is tough. Did you see what the name plates
<v Speaker 2>for Vince and Jerry Lawler were? No, it was like
<v Speaker 2>Vin McMahon and Jerry Musburger king Burger.
<v Speaker 1>I did I must have like just aut of, he
<v Speaker 1>must work.
<v Speaker 2>They were like taking this so serious. Jerry Musburger kigh Okay, hello, w.
<v Speaker 1>Is cooking up? It's time for that that kick off
<v Speaker 1>and that's that is one of at least a thousand
<v Speaker 1>football references that they make through this entire night. It is.
<v Speaker 1>It is brutal. They never make any sense. It's obviously
<v Speaker 1>I get it. It's supposed to be tongue in cheeks.
<v Speaker 1>They're making fun of football and all that ship, but like.
<v Speaker 2>He's supposed to be tongue in cheek.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I assume, so right. They were definitely were not
<v Speaker 1>taking this serious.
<v Speaker 2>I imagine I'll be honest with you. I thought Vince
<v Speaker 2>was taking this really, really serious, that it.
<v Speaker 1>Was serious in the sense that he seriously thought this
<v Speaker 1>was a better show than the football and the nitro.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like you thought, sure,
<v Speaker 2>we gotta cook here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah okay, yeah you did not. I'll tell you that, dude, No,
<v Speaker 1>you cook a crack.
<v Speaker 2>It's not good here.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, we're starting with the Raw Bowl Billy and
<v Speaker 1>Bark Gun. They have like the the instead of the
<v Speaker 1>big stage thing, they have a big, you know, paper
<v Speaker 1>thing with the raw logo and billion bar gun burst
<v Speaker 1>through it football style and everyone's wearing different colored jerseys
<v Speaker 1>with It's good's they're all the same, just different colors.
<v Speaker 1>It has raw than a number and then bowl uh
<v Speaker 1>and everyone wears this. They all have like, you know,
<v Speaker 1>fucking paint under their rise and ship like that. Smoking
<v Speaker 1>Guns are the current w w F Tag Team champions.
<v Speaker 1>The next team is Owen Hart and Yoko Zuna. They're
<v Speaker 1>out here with Jim Cornett and mister Fuji. Then while
<v Speaker 1>that is going on, we get a Brother Love picture
<v Speaker 1>and picture promo. I'm like, wow, dude, wow, Like they're
<v Speaker 1>stacking the ship early. He's stacking a bad show.
<v Speaker 2>I'm flipping to Actually they actually never stop, so uh yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Brother Love comes on the picture and picture and the
<v Speaker 2>Vince just talks over him the entire time the whole
<v Speaker 2>I didn't hear a word he said. Here.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that was the joke, because they
<v Speaker 1>were like, oh, let's got this tackling dummy. Oh yes,
<v Speaker 1>that's all bear pretty similar. Yeah, it's fair. Yeah. What's
<v Speaker 1>what's Brother I Love doing back in the locker room?
<v Speaker 1>He's like preaching to an empty locker room. And that
<v Speaker 1>is the joke for the next forty five minutes.
<v Speaker 3>Is that brother I think it's supposed to be people
<v Speaker 3>in the locker room.
<v Speaker 2>He's not.
<v Speaker 1>No, because they say later a, well, all the guys
<v Speaker 1>are out here, I don't know he's talking to and
<v Speaker 1>so like, yeah, he's talking to nobody all night. And
<v Speaker 1>that's the joke. And we and justicase you missed it,
<v Speaker 1>it was funny. We'll get it again.
<v Speaker 3>Later, brother lo talking to nobody. Okay, let's go. Oh yeah,
<v Speaker 3>well old Heart is number one and Yokozuna six forty
<v Speaker 3>one that is his weight.
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, that's a fucking big guy. Man. You know
<v Speaker 1>that sounds like a guy that should come back in
<v Speaker 1>four years and few with stone cold. I believe it.
<v Speaker 7>But it comes the perennial All Pro the bad guy
<v Speaker 7>Razor Amone and his free agent partners Savio Vega.
<v Speaker 1>The fuck does that mean?
<v Speaker 2>I will tell you that much. I love Razor theme song.
<v Speaker 2>It's not a great come out here.
<v Speaker 1>I yeah, it's it's it is a dude. And of course, uh,
<v Speaker 1>Savio Razors number is four for how many times he's
<v Speaker 1>won the Intercondinental title. Savio Vega's number is uno because
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't speak English.
<v Speaker 2>Yep, he's a free agent. Anyone want to sign this guy?
<v Speaker 1>Dad raised take Salvio so then yes, A Razors making
<v Speaker 1>his entrance and then gold Dust Usher comes up to
<v Speaker 1>Razor and gives him flowers. Gold Dust Usher, Yeah, was
<v Speaker 1>that right?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I didn't even know usher. Yeah, give his usher.
<v Speaker 3>Gold Yeah, you know, like a movie sure, because gold
<v Speaker 3>Dust original character before the excident excident. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>No, he was a movieman.
<v Speaker 3>He was a movie guy. He was a film movie
<v Speaker 3>reviews if you remember that, did he? Yeah, used to
<v Speaker 3>compare wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>He would have like a segment on TV doing it.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then he'd grab a guy's crutch. It was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Through the movie.
<v Speaker 3>We talk about movies.
<v Speaker 1>You want him to click. That's the weird gold Dust
<v Speaker 1>Usher from gold Dust Theaters, I guess comes up the Razor.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah he owns a theater.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he scroutch there.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay.
<v Speaker 1>He comes up and gives them gold flowers, and Razor
<v Speaker 1>takes them and then he starts assaulting the usher with them.
<v Speaker 1>He starts beating the ship out of the usher with
<v Speaker 1>the flowers, so funny, trying to give him a wedgy
<v Speaker 1>to it, like get.
<v Speaker 3>This ship out of it. But it turns around. Does
<v Speaker 3>the w W in the air.
<v Speaker 2>Start?
<v Speaker 1>And then the cameraman shows gold Dust standing next to
<v Speaker 1>the stage. That's the end zone, that gold Dust the
<v Speaker 1>end zone. He's in the end zone and he's rubbing
<v Speaker 1>his robe, and Lawler says, oh, I think we just
<v Speaker 1>on an illegal forward pass. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, they go on the craziest tangent of football references
<v Speaker 2>I've ever seen.
<v Speaker 1>I don't even get all those ones because it's legit.
<v Speaker 1>Like I was like, I don't even I've never heard
<v Speaker 1>these in my life. I don't know what's going on.
<v Speaker 1>There is one that I wrote down here.
<v Speaker 2>I have almost all of them.
<v Speaker 1>Oh fucking please? Then God?
<v Speaker 2>Also, sorry, sorry, do you get these?
<v Speaker 1>You can't get these, toy Yeah, so uh.
<v Speaker 2>Uh, we just witnessed an I legal forward pass. Ah,
<v Speaker 2>certainly an incomplete one. You gotta question the gold Dust playbook.
<v Speaker 2>As of late, Razor was way out of bounds when
<v Speaker 2>he didn't accept that gift. Well, let's just stays at
<v Speaker 2>a scoring position on the raw ball.
<v Speaker 1>Holy fun, dude. And then it doesn't stop Teddviosse's goal
<v Speaker 1>line defenses. Here, it's the one two three kid in
<v Speaker 1>Psycho sid and Vinces Ah, two individuals recruited by Ted
<v Speaker 1>Debosse's million dollars booster club. And I would suspect the
<v Speaker 1>n double A CP are possibly looking into recruiting violations.
<v Speaker 1>What what are you talking the n C double a CP.
<v Speaker 1>This isn't grambling. This is grambling.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, well you can you can expect a quarterback sneak
<v Speaker 2>from that man, Teddy BOSSI.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, it's like video game commentary. They were just plugging
<v Speaker 1>in lines.
<v Speaker 2>And that's why I like the chances of the million
<v Speaker 2>dollar team. They could go away six and a half
<v Speaker 2>points spread easy.
<v Speaker 1>DG.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, this is crazy. This is all in post. They
<v Speaker 2>sat there in a booth and fucking just said this
<v Speaker 2>shit all in post.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, and it's the match isn't even started yet.
<v Speaker 2>Close.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this Like I didn't make it until the match,
<v Speaker 1>Like I had to pause and go do something else
<v Speaker 1>for real, Like I didn't. I started watching it, and
<v Speaker 1>I left it for a night, and I came back
<v Speaker 1>to night.
<v Speaker 2>It was a lot. It was a lot to handle.
<v Speaker 2>And then for some reason, the raw ball is contested
<v Speaker 2>under pure rules. I don't know what's going on here.
<v Speaker 1>It's the opener and it's twenty the fuck is.
<v Speaker 3>Going on the main by the way, anyway, I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they stole time in fucking spots from a diesel
<v Speaker 2>for this ship.
<v Speaker 1>Unbelievable.
<v Speaker 3>But the kid in SID has got a sweet team.
<v Speaker 1>I like that, cool, good gimmick.
<v Speaker 2>I like, yeah, yeah, I mean they have like out
<v Speaker 2>of everyone in this ring right now, like they could
<v Speaker 2>just go and do something I imagine.
<v Speaker 1>But is cool too, Like that's fucking sweet for me.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they were, they were they were a uh
<v Speaker 2>what do you call that? Strange Bedfellows collomboration? That sure,
<v Speaker 2>someone get that man in an eliminator match now.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, the Raw Bowl, it's the Smoking Guns, the
<v Speaker 1>current tag champions against Owen and Yoko Zunna against Razor
<v Speaker 1>and Savio Vega versus Sid and the one two three Kid.
<v Speaker 1>And these are the rules of the Raw Bowl. One
<v Speaker 1>time out per team can be used at any time,
<v Speaker 1>so all four team's gonna time out, which means they
<v Speaker 1>can just stop the match whenever they on, which is nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, and they talk about it. That's yes, dude,
<v Speaker 1>so like crazy they I mean, these guys must have
<v Speaker 1>been like, wow, how are we gonna make something this
<v Speaker 1>shitty ass concept.
<v Speaker 2>This was like every week for them, just the gimmicks,
<v Speaker 2>just horrible booking.
<v Speaker 1>So a team is eliminated when a teammate has pinned
<v Speaker 1>dq count outer submits. Any player may be tagged in
<v Speaker 1>it any time, which means that you can tag in
<v Speaker 1>two people from the same team and they will be
<v Speaker 1>forced to face each other. They can tag out, but
<v Speaker 1>first physical contact must be made before you tag out
<v Speaker 1>to somebody. So that was how they got around a
<v Speaker 1>team being tagged in and then immediately tagging out. They
<v Speaker 1>had to make physical contact first before they tagged out.
<v Speaker 1>Earl happeners out here in a football reugh outfit. And
<v Speaker 1>and that's the lay of the land here. And that's
<v Speaker 1>like the whole show is this one match?
<v Speaker 2>I think Vince reached deep into the Quacken book for
<v Speaker 2>this one.
<v Speaker 1>Boys, dude, I mean, like, that's a great way to
<v Speaker 1>put it. I mean this is something either that or
<v Speaker 1>it's four twenty eight and rotten booking. I mean, this
<v Speaker 1>is not.
<v Speaker 2>Listening to the rules here.
<v Speaker 3>It sounds like a T and A concept. So I'm
<v Speaker 3>wondering if it's like a vincerouser idea, because it sounds exactly.
<v Speaker 1>Like is the juice yet here?
<v Speaker 3>Does he he was a rider back then?
<v Speaker 2>Right?
<v Speaker 1>Oh?
<v Speaker 2>Was he?
<v Speaker 1>Okay?
<v Speaker 2>Vic Venom? Vic Venom?
<v Speaker 3>He was promoted to Creative Team in ninety six, so
<v Speaker 3>he might have been promoted maybe after.
<v Speaker 2>This match, like twenty minutes, Tony, this is not a
<v Speaker 2>Vince Russo idea.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the concept of the match, Yeah, sure sure.
<v Speaker 2>So Bart Gunn starts with Owen Hart in the ring,
<v Speaker 2>and we go straight into four hundred arm drags and hiptoses.
<v Speaker 1>Three point stands. Brother, they start with that at least.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So Owen Hart tags in Billy Gunn and now
<v Speaker 2>he has to face his tag team partner. So Billy
<v Speaker 2>and Barter in the ring. Now Billy looks through the
<v Speaker 2>crowd for a reaction. They're the tag team champions of
<v Speaker 2>the world. No one seems to know that. So Billy
<v Speaker 2>lands on his feet out of a hip toss from
<v Speaker 2>Bart Gunn. That was awesome, very athletic. Yeah, Billy always
<v Speaker 2>has been too, especially for a guy that's that big.
<v Speaker 2>He's huge.
<v Speaker 1>He is like deceivingly gigantic.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he like especially in aw he looks nuts man,
<v Speaker 2>he is like, especially for his age and stuff. He
<v Speaker 2>looks great.
<v Speaker 1>Seriously does look great. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So lands on his feet out of hip toss and
<v Speaker 2>then him and Bart run over hand together and they
<v Speaker 2>both tag in Owen a Yokozuna big pop.
<v Speaker 1>That was fucking cool.
<v Speaker 2>So Earl Hebner in Hat was about to throw the
<v Speaker 2>flag for delay of game because owen Hart didn't want
<v Speaker 2>to get in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>He was on the apron and Lawler is now yelling
<v Speaker 1>at him, Oh, here's your time out.
<v Speaker 2>So owen Hart tags out to Savio Vega. Yokozuna immediately
<v Speaker 2>takes a massive bump, which I was like, Wow, this
<v Speaker 2>is nuts. Yeah, he goes for an elbow drop and
<v Speaker 2>takes like this massive fucking back bump. Yeah, it was crazy.
<v Speaker 1>That's intentional grounding.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it was a digital grounding. Later too,
<v Speaker 2>so Yoka yukos no body slams Savio Vega and then
<v Speaker 2>he tags in the one two three Kid. Mister Fuji
<v Speaker 2>is now waving the Japanese flag outside the ring as
<v Speaker 2>Savio Vega and one two three Kid are fighting. There
<v Speaker 2>is now a gold dust picture and picture.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gody, gold dust is on the stage still ed.
<v Speaker 1>Vince says, a gold dust still looking from the press box.
<v Speaker 1>Oh if it was the first ooh of what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>I couldnt believe I heard that gold dust looking on
<v Speaker 2>from the press box. Dude, that is so fucking funny.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, and he remembers that ten years.
<v Speaker 2>He was probably watching this bag. You remember that raw ball?
<v Speaker 2>That was awesome. We kicked WCW's ass, didn't we. We
<v Speaker 2>should make him say, oh, we should throw electric bus
<v Speaker 2>and electric dude to death.
<v Speaker 1>That's not a good idea.
<v Speaker 2>What if he said diary today?
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, Fitz fucking says that, and then Wallace says, oh,
<v Speaker 1>that's a legal motion.
<v Speaker 2>So sambia Vega hits a ship.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah the whole night, dude, dude.
<v Speaker 3>They say delay games like I'm like, what is the
<v Speaker 3>flag gonna do in a wrestling match? I try to
<v Speaker 3>ponder this for way too long as I tuned out
<v Speaker 3>this match.
<v Speaker 2>I appreciate to figure out.
<v Speaker 3>I had to entertain myself somehow to figure out what
<v Speaker 3>is the delay of game in wrestling?
<v Speaker 1>Really ignoring the match to trying to figure out the rules.
<v Speaker 1>It's fucking sick.
<v Speaker 3>You're really trying to do a delay game? Would you
<v Speaker 3>do in wrestling? Would you?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's a flag, So like, is it just
<v Speaker 2>to take four bomps and run the rope five minutes?
<v Speaker 1>That's five spot stage.
<v Speaker 2>Samia Vega has a spinning heel kids.
<v Speaker 1>Thrown into an electrical bomp.
<v Speaker 2>That's a digital grownding.
<v Speaker 3>I think we call that an illegal four.
<v Speaker 2>Tens a Jim check the show, Jim.
<v Speaker 3>Faby, I think that's a flagrant foul. I've been objected
<v Speaker 3>for this podcast.
<v Speaker 2>Give you.
<v Speaker 1>All ground.
<v Speaker 3>So anyway back to your Savia Vega. I think right
<v Speaker 3>Sabba is doing something.
<v Speaker 2>Savi Vega has a spinning eel kick on the one
<v Speaker 2>two three kid that said breaks it up. Owen Hart
<v Speaker 2>that comes in, it's a spinning heel kick on Savia
<v Speaker 2>Vega breaks up a kid. Yeah, Jerry Lawler asked Ashley.
<v Speaker 2>Ashley said what she thinks about his mash.
<v Speaker 1>She said, this is great.
<v Speaker 2>Actually act actually watch a super color.
<v Speaker 3>So respect that day.
<v Speaker 2>She's the rawb queen. I did.
<v Speaker 1>I did last name Toby.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how to respect.
<v Speaker 1>Away by the way she respect her. Owen did his
<v Speaker 1>spinning heel kick. Lawler said, oh, that would have been
<v Speaker 1>a fifty yard field color.
<v Speaker 2>I know, no, it wouldn't. I'm we're in a browns Jersey,
<v Speaker 2>so I have here. I have paused this every sixty seconds.
<v Speaker 2>That does something else to this. I can't explain how
<v Speaker 2>much I'm doing this. We come back from my pause
<v Speaker 2>and Lawler is watching a commentary with binoculars, then ringside,
<v Speaker 2>and then he looks over to Ashley as he said,
<v Speaker 2>with the binocular ripe this sider. Oh, it reminds you
<v Speaker 2>of Patrick with the double glasses his binoculars.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's all that.
<v Speaker 2>Bomb down. We're trying to watch football.
<v Speaker 1>I wish this was the xful.
<v Speaker 2>So Bark Gunn Suplex has said, the crowd goes nuts.
<v Speaker 2>Owen comes in with the Zigurio Savio.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, that was like because Bark not only
<v Speaker 1>he lined Sid, and Sid bumped for it and bart
<v Speaker 1>Gunn like holds it up in the air for a suplex.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, is Sid's like size not protected or
<v Speaker 1>is bart Gunn being pushed as a beast.
<v Speaker 2>He's a tag champ, so I guess maybe they're pushing him.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Sure, man, he got destroyed in a boxing match.
<v Speaker 1>The round man of all time knocked him in the smittens.
<v Speaker 1>That'd be horrible. By the way, I won't let you
<v Speaker 1>get away with this. Sure, there are two references here
<v Speaker 1>that need to be brought up. Sit at one point
<v Speaker 1>as fire and shots off on Savio Vega says, oh,
<v Speaker 1>there's a blitz for you, since Savio in the Yokos
<v Speaker 1>in his corner and tagged out, and they said, uh,
<v Speaker 1>Savio is far from the line of scrimmage.
<v Speaker 3>Is just beels.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, all of them, all of them dead
<v Speaker 1>as sid is the ring.
<v Speaker 3>That's the scram it's discrimage.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So the one two three kid hits a spinning
<v Speaker 2>heel kick.
<v Speaker 1>Oh no ah, it's in turn kick.
<v Speaker 3>Yelling TV, shut up, just shut up for a second.
<v Speaker 1>He hits that spinning heel kick, and then Earl Hebner
<v Speaker 1>is just now walking around with a whistle in his mouth.
<v Speaker 2>He was about to just deek you ever does a
<v Speaker 2>spinning heel kid?
<v Speaker 1>Night you got one? Laugh.
<v Speaker 2>So brother Love is here on the screen again and
<v Speaker 2>just saying something, but Vince just refuses to bowl out
<v Speaker 2>here like this good bit.
<v Speaker 3>That might be the funniest thing of the whole die
<v Speaker 3>Brother left dogg and it'll lift dog.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's still just preaching to a locker room of nobody.
<v Speaker 2>So Razor Ramone gets tagged in and Lawler says time out,
<v Speaker 2>and Vince says, what do you mean time out? Oh wait, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>you got time out. Razor HiT's a fallaway slam and
<v Speaker 2>he gets up for the outsider's edge on the kid.
<v Speaker 2>The kid calls time out.
<v Speaker 1>He does a fall away slam. Vince says it's gonna
<v Speaker 1>be third and long now and the time out.
<v Speaker 2>What I'm out? I'm going to join the new world.
<v Speaker 1>Old Earl blows the whistle and then he's miked up
<v Speaker 1>and he says the one two three kid has called
<v Speaker 1>a time out. Well, Razor Ramone doesn't give a ship.
<v Speaker 2>Or anyway. Yeah, So Razor's edge goes for the pin.
<v Speaker 2>Earl hat I'm not called Earl Hatner, Earl Hebner. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Actually the referee in play.
<v Speaker 2>Stop, I'm sorry.
<v Speaker 8>So man on the fields on sites, Teddy calls the
<v Speaker 8>flag on the play.
<v Speaker 2>So what is that.
<v Speaker 1>Play?
<v Speaker 2>James?
<v Speaker 1>What play is he called?
<v Speaker 3>On the time out?
<v Speaker 2>He calls on the pin?
<v Speaker 1>He fucking calls it on? Tedybiassi on the apron was
<v Speaker 1>it I thought it was during the time I thought
<v Speaker 1>so too, but they stay on commentary. He threw the
<v Speaker 1>flag on Dbis, which leads to Sid getting in the
<v Speaker 1>ring and dragging one two three kid into the corner.
<v Speaker 1>Then he grime lines Razor and then one two three.
<v Speaker 2>Kid Sugars keeps saying the w w f if every
<v Speaker 2>time finish. What do you say, Jim Sugar suck sugar flag?
<v Speaker 3>There's no grounding.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so the flag was on DBS getting on the
<v Speaker 1>apron and then one two three kids just covers Razor
<v Speaker 1>and wins out from the grime line. Savio is now
<v Speaker 1>complaining that he called for a time out during this.
<v Speaker 1>Earl Heavener is now threatening to throw Savio Vega out,
<v Speaker 1>who has already been eliminated. All right, and I fell
<v Speaker 1>for the droll play. D drew the refer and the
<v Speaker 1>kid been Razor once again, one team eliminated.
<v Speaker 2>He does Lawla does a John Manton breakdown with on
<v Speaker 2>screen scribbles du mock straighter. Okay, so uh, Lawler says
<v Speaker 2>he just got off the phone with Danny Sheridan and
<v Speaker 2>he's got the smoky guns. Listen, there's one on one
<v Speaker 2>long shots to win the raw ball. This is during
<v Speaker 2>the actual Like that's crazy, Like you're still taking bets
<v Speaker 2>and ship during the match. That's that can't be fucking
<v Speaker 2>that's ninety six stuff.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's fair. Well it's time for the kickoff.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so bark gun and Owen Hart trade some ship
<v Speaker 2>back and forth. Year Owen goes for a top rope splash,
<v Speaker 2>but bart Gun moves and it's a double down.
<v Speaker 1>Well, the winners of the raw Ball, by the way,
<v Speaker 1>are gonna take home the Lombardi Trophy and Vincent Anta
<v Speaker 1>Lombardi Trophy. I immediately knew what this was, by the way,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you guys knew exactly what it was.
<v Speaker 1>Immediately knew what this was fucking gonna be.
<v Speaker 2>So Billy Gunn gets the hot tag. He's a house
<v Speaker 2>of fire. He bumps Jim Cornett even kid kicks Billy
<v Speaker 2>in the head from behind, and then Owen hits a
<v Speaker 2>neck breaker on him, hit the upright, and then Yoko's
<v Speaker 2>he brings out the ass. He's got a big ass.
<v Speaker 1>This is actually awesome. I loved how they did this, Micho,
<v Speaker 1>So that's well done. Yeah, so Yoko's ging up for
<v Speaker 1>the bonze eye. Owen is holding Billy's legs, arms yeah,
<v Speaker 1>arms yeah, And then bart Gun comes in and drags
<v Speaker 1>Billy out through Owen's legs and which causes Billy to
<v Speaker 1>pull Owen's arms and Owen land's face first on the
<v Speaker 1>canvas underneath Yoko Zuna and then Yoko's inna bond ze
<v Speaker 1>eyes Owen Ah, we just saw that dobo robarts he's
<v Speaker 1>looking down no.
<v Speaker 2>Move, O.
<v Speaker 1>What a great move for a dude with a gigantic ass.
<v Speaker 1>I mean like it doesn't get better than that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Rakishi even says, fuck ye, this move's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>It is awesome, rum shaker, that's fucking sweet.
<v Speaker 2>So Yoko is calling time out on the outside as
<v Speaker 2>Owen Hart's getting pinned, but sadly there did not see it,
<v Speaker 2>so it did not count two times now O when
<v Speaker 2>Hard gets eliminated, Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Billy pins them and then Sid is now stomping out
<v Speaker 1>Billy as the fucking band is playing us into commercial
<v Speaker 1>I think, Lawler.
<v Speaker 2>Says, where's the instant replay in.
<v Speaker 1>Vin says the old ball. We don't have that anymore.
<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about?
<v Speaker 4>You know?
<v Speaker 2>So then we come back. Sid uses a closed fist
<v Speaker 2>on Billy Gunn and Earl says, hey, no clothes fists,
<v Speaker 2>and then Sid stops. He looks at the crowd and
<v Speaker 2>he looks very vaguely over to Earl Abner.
<v Speaker 1>And says, shut up.
<v Speaker 2>Burl. Lawler says the ref needs to warn the crowd
<v Speaker 2>about making too much noise. They can't hear the audibles
<v Speaker 2>happening in the ring right now. Fuck you man, that
<v Speaker 2>is fucking crazy. The stadium poles is going nuts right now.
<v Speaker 2>I got.
<v Speaker 1>It is nuts, man, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Shakes shaken, it shakes everything, and you gotta look at
<v Speaker 2>your place and it's all wiggly lines and it's always moobamba.
<v Speaker 2>I got.
<v Speaker 3>Paid tons of money for that because every time it happens.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I hope they got paid a lot. Yeah for sure.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, uh bart gun is firing the crowd up.
<v Speaker 1>He's on the apron to make.
<v Speaker 2>Sure that you guys are The stadium pulse is going
<v Speaker 2>off as Sid's in a headlock. I got.
<v Speaker 1>The camera shaking.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, fucking slammer the fielding gun.
<v Speaker 1>It's the craziest thing they've seen in our fed all year.
<v Speaker 1>It's January first.
<v Speaker 2>Sid, Sid looks crazy, man. I uh yeah, he's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>I love good here.
<v Speaker 3>He looks real good here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, I would uh, I would let him go
<v Speaker 1>to w CW.
<v Speaker 2>I guess yeah whatever, I like, none of this matters.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Billy Duck's line, but then he eats a big
<v Speaker 1>boot from Sid. Vince says, ah, that'd be three points
<v Speaker 1>a fifty.
<v Speaker 2>Yarder for sure, that'd be a good finish for the main.
<v Speaker 1>Said, you blow it, motherfuck.
<v Speaker 2>So Sid hits the choke slam here.
<v Speaker 1>Choke slam was nuts. One handed choke slam.
<v Speaker 2>One handed didn't even get him like, he just picked
<v Speaker 2>him straight up all right. Time to go just before that,
<v Speaker 2>by the way, because I need you to suffer.
<v Speaker 5>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Sid hits a big leg drop on Billy for two
<v Speaker 1>and Vince says, ah the one two three and said,
<v Speaker 1>getting up from here, good to be thinking about bunting, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so even worse, this is crazy sit with a
<v Speaker 2>choke slam that's in digital grounding.
<v Speaker 1>Ye, why.
<v Speaker 2>What do you think about that?
<v Speaker 1>I love that ship. She stop at her feet. There
<v Speaker 1>needs to be a fucking Jim duggan TikTok at it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah the screen I got.
<v Speaker 1>He's sick. But yeah, so Sid big boots bar off
<v Speaker 1>the apron for fun bar gets in the ring reference distracted.
<v Speaker 1>The one two three kid is now on top, but
<v Speaker 1>Razor Ramon is back out here and he shoves him
<v Speaker 1>off the top cross body to Sid. Billy stacks it
<v Speaker 1>up crazy and gets the win and Vince starts going nuts. Touchdown,
<v Speaker 1>touch down, dotch down. He's losing his fucking mind. The
<v Speaker 1>Smoking Guns have won the grand prize, the raw ball.
<v Speaker 1>They did it, man, they did awesome. That's better than
<v Speaker 1>being tag champions.
<v Speaker 2>I guess awesome. That's an illegal man Downfield.
<v Speaker 1>It's unbelievable. How uh? I mean, just like they they
<v Speaker 1>were determined to have the shittiest show on TV.
<v Speaker 2>Whatever they could do to lose.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, fucking war right now is unbelievable.
<v Speaker 2>What he was trying to do. Jerry Musburger King, congrats
<v Speaker 2>of Smoking Guns. I hope you don't get a box
<v Speaker 2>of bats.
<v Speaker 1>Man, I really, I hope Billy Gunn doesn't want King
<v Speaker 1>of the ring Man's.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do not do that, dude, Look who happens the
<v Speaker 2>King Mabel later, don't do this. So Jerry Lawler says
<v Speaker 2>that Shawn Michaels will be announcing next week that he
<v Speaker 2>is retiring hopefully.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Yeah, says it's fucking nuts. Fucking Vince says, oh,
<v Speaker 1>that's you know, a lot of speculations what Seawn's gonna announce,
<v Speaker 1>and Lawler says he is retiring.
<v Speaker 2>I heard.
<v Speaker 1>Always running the fuck, and I'm glad that guy fucking binge. Well,
<v Speaker 1>now it's time for the Wrigleys halftime report with god
<v Speaker 1>damned Doc Well. Doc hendricksaries was shit, all right, Cool,
<v Speaker 1>calm down. He welcomes us to the Raw how fucking
<v Speaker 1>Raw Bowl halftime report, and he says, this will not
<v Speaker 1>be some meaningless, trivial, boring halftime program you've had to
<v Speaker 1>endure all weekend long. Can't be any worse than that shitty,
<v Speaker 1>shitty match you just watched.
<v Speaker 2>Sorry about that.
<v Speaker 1>It's more like a two minute drill. Matter of fact,
<v Speaker 1>the clock is ticking. Diesel will take on Mabel Jumbo.
<v Speaker 1>Jimbo Ross is now in the locker room, and Doc says, Jumbo,
<v Speaker 1>do you have Diesel? And Jr? It's Jr. It's fucking JR. Man,
<v Speaker 1>just call Jim Ross. As a matter of fact, I
<v Speaker 1>don't all right, what a waste the time, But I
<v Speaker 1>did get a quick word with Big Daddy Coop and
<v Speaker 1>he said that right here, not on Raw, He's gonna
<v Speaker 1>kick the King's can back to you there, Dandy, and Docs, Ah,
<v Speaker 1>what king is he referring to? Anyway? The next big
<v Speaker 1>Dame there is the Raw round Ball for the National Championship.
<v Speaker 1>The defending champ, Brett Hart faces the Undertaker, the National
<v Speaker 1>champions That's not a priest. I'll get off the tide.
<v Speaker 2>That's real College Barren H.
<v Speaker 1>Brett with his championship offense much like that of the Cornhskers.
<v Speaker 1>Tony Woo, he.
<v Speaker 3>Couldn't give a ship lesson.
<v Speaker 2>I tried, bro Yeah, now this was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, was going up against the quick striking offense of
<v Speaker 1>the Undertaker, much like the Gators, right, James.
<v Speaker 2>Woo, fuck the Gators. We like the wolf Pack.
<v Speaker 1>All saw on the lineup it will be Ahmed Johnson
<v Speaker 1>taking on double Jeff Jet. It doubled the fuck double
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Jarrett. Easy for me to say. Uh, this rivalry
<v Speaker 1>got heated at the In Your House pay per view
<v Speaker 1>when Jeff Jarrett hit Ahmed Johnson in the back of
<v Speaker 1>the head with a big ass piece of glass.
<v Speaker 2>Took a picture frame or something.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hit him with the picture frame and then he
<v Speaker 3>didn't break, So he took the glass on and hit
<v Speaker 3>him with the glass.
<v Speaker 2>Tony, I thought he hit him in the back of
<v Speaker 2>the head with the back of it. It didn't break.
<v Speaker 2>He turned it around and said, I'm hit you with
<v Speaker 2>this song.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think he hit him in the back and
<v Speaker 3>then he took the glass out of the frame and
<v Speaker 3>hit him with the glass.
<v Speaker 2>He said, this is breaking.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we got to get some heat here, man, I'm
<v Speaker 1>breaking some shit over your head. By the way, the
<v Speaker 1>Royal Rumble itself will have thirty all Pro superstars competing Tony.
<v Speaker 1>We start with all two pro superstars playing on the
<v Speaker 1>on the playing field, Tony. Every two minutes a superstar
<v Speaker 1>rush with the blitz from the locker room Tony. And
<v Speaker 1>way to get ejected is being thrown over the top rope,
<v Speaker 1>both feet going out of bounds, Tony the winner.
<v Speaker 3>I'm glad I'm a stupid hillbilly football fan, so I
<v Speaker 3>could understand what's going on in the ro No, I get.
<v Speaker 1>It, well, Tony. By the way, the winner gets a
<v Speaker 1>shot at the super Bowl at w I frost somebody at.
<v Speaker 3>Twelve, Well, thank you. I would have never understood that,
<v Speaker 3>but now he did football references, so I get it.
<v Speaker 2>Yes. So man, yeah, we're gonna kick off this next match.
<v Speaker 2>You might say this one before. This is from in
<v Speaker 2>your House five. Uh. This was hog versus h.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in the hog pen match from in your House
<v Speaker 1>guest referee Hillbilly Jim, we've watched this.
<v Speaker 2>For Patreon, right, okay, yeah, we definitely have watched this
<v Speaker 2>for Patreon.
<v Speaker 1>It was me and you.
<v Speaker 2>Tony wasn't there. It was Santa that was there with
<v Speaker 2>us that day, and.
<v Speaker 3>Thank you Santa.
<v Speaker 2>He'll Billy Jim in full attire with that dude as.
<v Speaker 1>Jim.
<v Speaker 2>He says, Hell is really Jones, the guests referee, and
<v Speaker 2>he's trying to commence the jiggling, and then it just
<v Speaker 2>cuts to answer, commits is your dude?
<v Speaker 3>You didn't even think it was a real person when
<v Speaker 3>you were playing the video game?
<v Speaker 2>Right, No, dude, this guy was not real to me,
<v Speaker 2>but like I thought this was the goat.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, we have to watch this. Rolla bawl match
<v Speaker 1>goes almost twenty and the next thing we're fed is
<v Speaker 1>a match from a pay per view. Hey, hey, what
<v Speaker 1>the fuck are you doing?
<v Speaker 2>What's his TENA explosion?
<v Speaker 5>What is?
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? Explosion? Is a better example?
<v Speaker 2>Actually, you're right, yeah, they legit do this. Just go
<v Speaker 2>back to a different match from a time before or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>Staying every week.
<v Speaker 2>You guys like Kurdakle, we got him here, So yeah,
<v Speaker 2>hog versus Triple h Arkansas Hogpin Match. Since we only
<v Speaker 2>watched it on Patreon, let's talk.
<v Speaker 1>About let's actually talk about it. I wrote it.
<v Speaker 2>I wrote it, so, uh, Hogg throws the slot bucket
<v Speaker 2>here to start, but missus triple h and he hits
<v Speaker 2>Tony Jimmel and definitely a ton of fans in the front.
<v Speaker 1>Row, Like, yeah, definitely that shit explodes all over Tony Chimble,
<v Speaker 1>but like it definitely doesn't just hit him, It's all
<v Speaker 1>over everyone. And I don't was it was it hog
<v Speaker 1>that trips next to home or was it like a camera?
<v Speaker 2>Was a camera guy?
<v Speaker 1>Me too, because somebody eats ship right next to Tony
<v Speaker 1>Chimble but they don't show it on camera.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, if Vince told me, hey, man, it's time
<v Speaker 2>to get hit by the slop bucket tonight, I said,
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go where the big boys play. I'm out
<v Speaker 2>of here, man.
<v Speaker 1>There's no Yeah, yes, dude, the hell no, I'm not
<v Speaker 1>saying fuck this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, that's the that's some nasty ass ship. I mean, like,
<v Speaker 2>I've also heard stories about it too that.
<v Speaker 1>Like horrible stories, horrible stories.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you told the one on the Undertaker podcast the
<v Speaker 3>other day.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, I'm not getting hit by that.
<v Speaker 2>Just shoot me ahead with a rifle. Match the.
<v Speaker 3>Stage for anybody to fill with whatever they want, and
<v Speaker 3>then they throw it on people. That's disgusting.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and the boys thought it was fucking funny. Ship.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, let's.
<v Speaker 1>So what Yeah, and nobody was there to say, hey,
<v Speaker 1>maybe not. Oh yeah, let's do it. Probably take a
<v Speaker 1>biggest ship in there while you're at it. Yeah, yeah, weird.
<v Speaker 2>So here Billy Hill Billy Jim, the referee says, uh, hey, Hunter,
<v Speaker 2>why don't you get back in the ring. It's the
<v Speaker 2>most normal voice ever. Heal m guy back in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Now, this doesn't really make much sense because you could
<v Speaker 1>only win outside of the ring.
<v Speaker 3>Explained it. What is a hog pin match and you.
<v Speaker 1>Gotta throw them into the hogpen to win? Yeah, there's
<v Speaker 1>a hogpen on the stage, actual hogs with pigs and
<v Speaker 1>ship in it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So Mark Canterbury locks Triplation Canterbury and then he
<v Speaker 2>gets a handful of that slop and he puts it
<v Speaker 2>in triples his face.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Andre, and then hog DIBs.
<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm going to w c W man. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know what to tell you, like if I got slopped
<v Speaker 2>out by Hog and then also fucked from the click thing,
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to ECW or something. I'm like out of here.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it tells you. Yeah, I'll work. Well,
<v Speaker 2>he got out there and he's so kind, he's.
<v Speaker 1>Well he maybe he thought, like, you know, the there
<v Speaker 1>was something on the horizon because he was supposed to
<v Speaker 1>win King of the Ring that year and then thing happens.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah he was yeah, yeah, dude, King of the Ring
<v Speaker 2>always was putting people in that next level. Check out
<v Speaker 2>the main here in a minute. So, uh, Triple A
<v Speaker 2>is just sitting here with just goo on his face,
<v Speaker 2>and Vince is like it sounds like you shoot gagging.
<v Speaker 1>I mean maybe a good worker or something. It's not
<v Speaker 1>like yeah. I was like, oh my god, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>So Triple Ah gets out and he glombs Hog and
<v Speaker 2>goes to town on him. Triple A hits the neck
<v Speaker 2>breaker disco inferno style commercial. Yeah, soundster, he's take it up.
<v Speaker 2>Wake up? Are you taking a nap?
<v Speaker 1>Dude? Yeah? They show the Huckster sleeping in a chair
<v Speaker 1>bag stage. Yes, Tony, like my bullby right bag was
<v Speaker 1>falling asleep watching your show.
<v Speaker 3>By the way no context on who the Hucks, what
<v Speaker 3>the Huckster is. I think this is the first time
<v Speaker 3>we're seeing him.
<v Speaker 1>If I am, they weren't already running these No, this, I.
<v Speaker 3>Think this what they show at the end is the
<v Speaker 3>first one. Wow, because Jerry Lawry seems surprised when he's like, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>the Hucks.
<v Speaker 2>He's like, who the Nacho man.
<v Speaker 1>Ship?
<v Speaker 3>So for them to show the Huckster is sleeping when
<v Speaker 3>you have a boring ass.
<v Speaker 2>Raw recap and I got damn pay per view match
<v Speaker 2>and somehow making it longer than the original match.
<v Speaker 6>And it fox up for Diesel's main event match, so
<v Speaker 6>much to do in that match is nothing, So uh,
<v Speaker 6>Jerry Lawler is now just doing Jeff Foxworthy bits.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, dude, I didn't write any of those down.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I mean they're all bad. Okay, So if
<v Speaker 2>your Christmas tree has a deer stand it, you might
<v Speaker 2>be from Bitter's Arkansas. Vincent Oh yeah, yeah right, If
<v Speaker 2>going to the bathroom mill no the night requires shoes
<v Speaker 2>in a flashlight, you might be from bitters As. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know what you're talking about. Bitters Arkansas.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they like I think they come back from commercial.
<v Speaker 1>He's still doing it, and Vince is like, I don't
<v Speaker 1>live there, I don't.
<v Speaker 2>Know what you're talking about. So Hog then he'll hits
<v Speaker 2>a wheelbarrow fuckbuster variation.
<v Speaker 3>Crowd goes wild for that too.
<v Speaker 1>They're back in the ring, by the way.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're back in the ring because he'll Billy Jim said,
<v Speaker 2>you guys gotta get back in the ring. Come on, guys,
<v Speaker 2>get back in the ring. It's me o, Billy Jim,
<v Speaker 2>get back in the ring, Get back in the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Hoggins back of the Ringing starts Eric gillunner of the ring.
<v Speaker 2>It cuts to uh commercial real quick. The nacho man
<v Speaker 2>snaps into a slim gym and brings his too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, old timers out there need a little excitement. And
<v Speaker 1>he bites a slim gym and he sells his mouth
<v Speaker 1>and he's keep watching w w F all right, man, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>this is fucking horrible.
<v Speaker 2>Good bumper. So Hog whips triple ation to the pigpin door. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>hits the slop drop hogged and rushes at triple h
<v Speaker 2>but gets back body dropped into the hogpin and Hog
<v Speaker 2>loses the fucking match.
<v Speaker 1>He loses his gimmick match Hunter Hunter wins and this was.
<v Speaker 2>Always Triple H's match.
<v Speaker 1>It's like historically like Caine never winning in fronto match.
<v Speaker 1>Just yeah, this fucking Undertaker can't when these guys get
<v Speaker 1>matches sucks.
<v Speaker 2>So he'll Billy Jim the ref. He raises Triple H's hand.
<v Speaker 2>He's just in his outfit. Triple Ah then pushes hill
<v Speaker 2>billy Jim for some reason, probably because he's a hillbilly,
<v Speaker 2>So Jim then pushes him back. Triple A falls against
<v Speaker 2>the Hog pin. Hog grabs Triple H military press slams
<v Speaker 2>them into the slop, and then he lets the piggies loose.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I swear, I was like, wow, is Hog attacking
<v Speaker 1>the pigs? The fuck is going on here? He's throwing
<v Speaker 1>pig ship on Triple H and then he starts trying
<v Speaker 1>to attack the pigs. He'll believe Gym's going crazy. Come on,
<v Speaker 1>did he picks Triple H back up? He scoop slams
<v Speaker 1>something in the pig ship again, and yeah, that was
<v Speaker 1>a great in your house match man, Diesel. You better
<v Speaker 1>take it home, brother.
<v Speaker 2>So next week on Raw, Brett Hart takes on the
<v Speaker 2>British Bulldog for the title. That happened already, No, absolutely,
<v Speaker 2>not a pay per view.
<v Speaker 3>Made event right here.
<v Speaker 1>That's fuck.
<v Speaker 2>Gushi will be here. Yeah, he wants to prove that
<v Speaker 2>country croonery that he ain't so great. Gouchhie Cuci's backstage too,
<v Speaker 2>right now? Yeah, yeah, we get the main event of
<v Speaker 2>the evening, which is King Mabel versus Diesel.
<v Speaker 1>They've been talking about this match all night. It was
<v Speaker 1>from the top till now, a big main event, King
<v Speaker 1>Mabel against Diesel Diesel. I think it just lost the
<v Speaker 1>WWF title. King Mabels, of course nineteen ninety five is
<v Speaker 1>King of the Ring.
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Hardy is carrying King Mabel to the ring here
<v Speaker 2>barely south. There's so much pain here that'd be awesome. Well,
<v Speaker 2>it's just Jeff. There's no throwing. He's just just carrying
<v Speaker 2>him on his back. All here we go.
<v Speaker 3>I'm doing the Jeff Hardy tom with the hands. I
<v Speaker 3>was thinking about Jeff Hardy here. I think he lied
<v Speaker 3>about his age. He was like sixteen, carrying fucking Mabel
<v Speaker 3>on his back by himself. He lied, and he's only
<v Speaker 3>sixteen years old carried Mabel. That's crazy, is that?
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Hardy? So big Daddy Cool is here, and of
<v Speaker 2>course because big Daddy Cool is here. The black gloves
<v Speaker 2>are out.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that is actually fucking sick. There was so many
<v Speaker 1>people with the black right glove. I said, wow, he's
<v Speaker 1>over his ship here man. They should like let him
<v Speaker 1>leave and change wrestling forever.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you don't wear a black glove, he will
<v Speaker 2>run you over.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well anyway, what is uh? What do you think
<v Speaker 1>Ashley's New Year's resolutions are Ashley Asherton?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, who knows anything? Yeah, he's superve I'm not here. Well,
<v Speaker 2>I guess I'll watch TV.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know Ashley. Everybody new Year's resolutions and Asa says, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I think a queen should find herself a king for
<v Speaker 1>the New Year. And I was, oh, you don't look
<v Speaker 1>very foor well you knocking the fuck off?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So uh, Diesel hits a big boot on Mabel
<v Speaker 2>with the cape on and beats them.
<v Speaker 1>That was not We didn't skip a beat there. Sorry,
<v Speaker 1>maybe a little beat because Mabel had his back turned DZ.
<v Speaker 1>Diesel immediately gloms him Irish Whip with cape and crown
<v Speaker 1>on big boot one two three. I was like, I
<v Speaker 1>almost I was like fucking putting holes into my desk
<v Speaker 1>from how mad I was I said, I can't believe
<v Speaker 1>I watch the show.
<v Speaker 2>Big Big Daddy, Coolest pissed too all in city.
<v Speaker 1>I planned just how you thrown out the window because
<v Speaker 1>that fucking trip ran long. Call him soon.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's over, Big Boot Diesel.
<v Speaker 1>That's what from this point is where Diesel decided that
<v Speaker 1>he was going to convince Triple H to be a
<v Speaker 1>part of the Hugget MSG. Yeah, we're gonna work this kid.
<v Speaker 1>He took my time on this wrong ball. He this guy,
<v Speaker 1>Yeah a little bit.
<v Speaker 2>I'm making your paycheck nine times over.
<v Speaker 1>Right now, and I'm doing way less, man, unbelievably way less. Yeah, dude,
<v Speaker 1>big Boot one two three, Diesel's not done. He grabs
<v Speaker 1>Mo from mental a mission, pulls him over the road,
<v Speaker 1>beats his ass to jackknife.
<v Speaker 2>He's like hent the giantknife on Maples and fuck is
<v Speaker 2>someone's taking this ship tonight and it's Mo.
<v Speaker 1>Mo takes it anyway. Here's the piron, dude, here's the
<v Speaker 1>fucking raising a hand like nine hundred Pyro bitches.
<v Speaker 2>Going off like.
<v Speaker 1>Free Pyro.
<v Speaker 3>You see, guys, MO didn't have the black glove. That's
<v Speaker 3>why I got the jackknife.
<v Speaker 2>He he might have, he might have had the black
<v Speaker 2>glove on because he didn't get run over.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, held over the jackknife power im getting run over?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I took it literally, Tony. I thought he was
<v Speaker 2>gonna run you over with the truck, like like a
<v Speaker 2>Diesel truck, like the one that runs over Sting.
<v Speaker 1>That's how tempted a bomb.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Fuck yous for saying that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, understand diesels.
<v Speaker 3>Giving, by the way, we never talked about diesel. Is
<v Speaker 3>he a truck driver?
<v Speaker 2>Did he drive?
<v Speaker 3>I've never seen him in a truck.
<v Speaker 2>He's a cool guy, Tony.
<v Speaker 1>What do you not getting He's fucking big daddy, cool daddy. Okay, period,
<v Speaker 1>you're about to get run over. I don't see you.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, let me see.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they got gloves off camera.
<v Speaker 1>My little picture is gonna have a glow for this one.
<v Speaker 2>Jerry Lawler is trying to get an interview with Diesel.
<v Speaker 2>Diesel goes over to Lawler. This is the first time
<v Speaker 2>the Diesels given an interview. He gives it, goes to
<v Speaker 2>give him a handshake, and then he puts his hand
<v Speaker 2>through his hair and leaves with Ashley Ashleyson, No, oh,
<v Speaker 2>my goodness, you're getting cooked. You're getting cooked. Diesels jack Knife.
<v Speaker 2>That's six points.
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna get.
<v Speaker 2>The extra point tonight.
<v Speaker 1>He's got to intentionally ground her. So yeah, Lawler's pissed.
<v Speaker 1>Diesel leaves with Ashley, and Vince, who is the owner
<v Speaker 1>of the company, says, oh, I guess there's some sort
<v Speaker 1>of trophy presentation. Wait, you got a trophy for that's
<v Speaker 1>fucking He doesn't know this is a thing.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we go backstage, Brooklyn Brawler meets up with
<v Speaker 2>all the boys.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, this is an unbelievable collection of human beings too.
<v Speaker 1>It's the Smoking Guns who are fired up from winning
<v Speaker 1>the raw Bowl. It's Hakushi, it's Alma Johnson and a windbreaker,
<v Speaker 1>and it's Alia Vega And Brooklyn Brawler comes in and says, WHOA,
<v Speaker 1>I hate to break up the party, boys, but I
<v Speaker 1>give you the pressure of receiving a famous Lombardi trophy.
<v Speaker 1>And bart Gun says, Lombardi trophy, And that's Vince Lombardi
<v Speaker 1>And it's fucking Brawlers holding a trophy with his head
<v Speaker 1>on it because his shoe last name is Lombardi. Of course,
<v Speaker 1>that's the fucking joke. They don't I don't think they
<v Speaker 1>explain this on the show.
<v Speaker 2>Though, no, that was for smart Yeah, like but like
<v Speaker 2>why he the smart marks watching the Yeah this is
<v Speaker 2>a Lombardi.
<v Speaker 1>Ty yeah yeah, yeah, So he's holding a fucking trophy
<v Speaker 1>in his head, the famous Lombardi trophy, which nobody knows
<v Speaker 1>his shoe last name is Lombardi, so nobody explains what is.
<v Speaker 3>He goes, hey, the Brooklyn Brawler. Hey, hey man, not
<v Speaker 3>even Steve Lobardi.
<v Speaker 2>It's I know.
<v Speaker 1>Brother says, oh, who do you think he talked? Vince
<v Speaker 1>LOLABARTI everything he knows, and Billy Gunn says, let me
<v Speaker 1>tell you what we think of this, and they both
<v Speaker 1>throw down the trophy with Brooklyn Brawler's head on it.
<v Speaker 3>Don't know what the relevance is, cut out of face.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>All her pushes Billy in the locker, and then all
<v Speaker 1>the boys immediately start throwing punches at Brooklyn Browler's head.
<v Speaker 2>Ass man, this ship out of the water.
<v Speaker 1>I'm Brooklyn Bowler. We don't care.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah man, so don't miss the orl rumble.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah man, there's uh so. Yeah, the band is out
<v Speaker 1>there playing more music. I don't know why this show's
<v Speaker 1>fucking done, and we got our monster announcement. Who's gonna
<v Speaker 1>be in our Rumball and the Rumballs, Diesel and Owen
<v Speaker 1>Hart and the British bull Dog and Dorry Funk Jr's
<v Speaker 1>zombieo bag Anyway, Gang Mabel Bam Bam Bagelo, Barry rowitz
<v Speaker 1>Yokozuna to talk out. I fucking cool. That is that
<v Speaker 1>Doc and that man known as Vader. And they show
<v Speaker 1>a Vader like hype video. But it's not like him
<v Speaker 1>wrestling because this is his debut, like he debuts at
<v Speaker 1>this This is like.
<v Speaker 2>A Power Rangers video package.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, dude, I fucking wrote the same funk. Okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>dud it felt like a power was Dude, It's exactly
<v Speaker 1>what it was.
<v Speaker 2>Man.
<v Speaker 1>It was a Power Ranger's villain being injured.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, how do we beat this guy? Oh?
<v Speaker 9>We just get the zordad were both No, where do
<v Speaker 9>you shaw?
<v Speaker 1>Michaels On?
<v Speaker 2>Where's the Click.
<v Speaker 5>Rangers? They're politics, they don't have time for this. Vader's
<v Speaker 5>taking over the w w F. I have to find
<v Speaker 5>four assholes with attitude.
<v Speaker 1>Four assholes with an editude. Wow, it's a fucking funniest
<v Speaker 1>ship hype video though it's him working out in the
<v Speaker 1>gear sometimes not he does a moon salt on a tripling.
<v Speaker 1>They couldn't get a ring for him to show it off,
<v Speaker 1>and he has to like standing moon salt on a trampling.
<v Speaker 1>He lands on his feet too. Yeah, I guess yeah, wow.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, that's not so Yeah. Vader's debut coming sooner.
<v Speaker 1>Man known as Vader. I can't wait to ruin this one.
<v Speaker 2>He should fall off the apron. Yes, tell him that
<v Speaker 2>jumping fatty. Yeah signed this guy. He wants to stop the.
<v Speaker 1>But was this a jumbo Sean?
<v Speaker 2>I know you're not talking about.
<v Speaker 1>Don't you talk to me?
<v Speaker 2>So next week on Rawkushi will be facing Jeff Jarrett. Wow,
<v Speaker 2>Sean Michaels will cry and Brett Hart will take on
<v Speaker 2>the British bulldog from the past.
<v Speaker 1>That sucks ass.
<v Speaker 2>Well. Billionaire Ted's wrastling war room.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's uh. They're at like a big conference table
<v Speaker 1>and it's Billionaire Ted and some suits and of course
<v Speaker 1>the huckster and the man and this is actually a
<v Speaker 1>very uh it's funny how like this kind of sets
<v Speaker 1>up their future here, billion Billionaiird Ted says, uh, I
<v Speaker 1>can't do the billionaire Ted, I don't have it in
<v Speaker 1>my brain. But yeah, he says, we need some more
<v Speaker 1>action from our stars. I want to pull out all
<v Speaker 1>the stops. And one of the suits suggests, says, uh,
<v Speaker 1>you know, here's some suggestions. Here's what you see. This
<v Speaker 1>move is very impressive. They show the razor's edge and
<v Speaker 1>they say, oh, you think you can pull this off, Huckster,
<v Speaker 1>and I'll just sit No way, brother. The guy says, Nacho,
<v Speaker 1>how about this maneuver? It's the Pearl River plunge, and
<v Speaker 1>Nacho Man says never. Then they show a jackknife. What
<v Speaker 1>about the jackknife? And Nacho Man's ain't.
<v Speaker 3>Never tried in my career.
<v Speaker 1>Ain't about to try it? And nill, well, how about
<v Speaker 1>climbing the ropes and performing some aerial attacks. Hey, hey, hey,
<v Speaker 1>I can't.
<v Speaker 2>Do that one.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I'll do it just like edge. Dude, I
<v Speaker 1>don't know what, sorry, the huckster says. He says, at
<v Speaker 1>my age, my fee don't leave the ground, and says, well,
<v Speaker 1>tell us what can you boys do? And then the
<v Speaker 1>hucks are not your mambo look at each other and
<v Speaker 1>then they start taunts. They start talking crazy. They stand
<v Speaker 1>up on their seats doing their taunts, and voice comes over,
<v Speaker 1>you can't teach old dogs new tricks the new w
<v Speaker 1>F generation on top of the hill, not over it.
<v Speaker 1>And that's the way they end the show.
<v Speaker 2>That's a crazy tagline.
<v Speaker 1>That is I mean, that's a good shot. I gotta
<v Speaker 1>give it to you.
<v Speaker 2>That is a good shot. Sure, it's funny all of
<v Speaker 2>those dudes in those videos go to w c W
<v Speaker 2>to w c W.
<v Speaker 1>The only one that, yeah, doing the splash right, but
<v Speaker 1>I think you're doing it's a razor.
<v Speaker 2>In the video.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's also funny that Hogan comes back and has
<v Speaker 3>like a media.
<v Speaker 2>Years later. Yeah. Yeah, he saves the company.
<v Speaker 1>It's the only thing they had to hang their head on. Yeah, dude,
<v Speaker 1>all I was like, wow, they just showed the moves
<v Speaker 1>of all the dudes that are leaving. That's fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Well it's also funny in contrast, Yeah, because WB tries
<v Speaker 2>to like condition their audience over the next twenty years
<v Speaker 2>that the moves don't matter. You shouldn't do anything dangerous,
<v Speaker 2>like you know what I mean type shit. Sure here
<v Speaker 2>they're like, you guys aren't doing shit dangerous enough. You're
<v Speaker 2>not doing cool moves. Suck WWS where everyone does everything cool.
<v Speaker 2>We do all the moves.
<v Speaker 1>We got everything you never want.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So it's just funny, crazy, like how that changes.
<v Speaker 1>You know, how fucking old is Macho Man in nineteen
<v Speaker 1>ninety six.
<v Speaker 2>I think he's forty something.
<v Speaker 1>Because Hogan's forty three.
<v Speaker 2>Older than Hogan forty four then yeah, but.
<v Speaker 1>Like that's like normal age for wrestling now. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>sure you're getting your big run at forty four.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, you're beating fucking Logan Paul at SummerSlam.
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah you are. And and here it's like, wow,
<v Speaker 1>these dudes should die. Should die?
<v Speaker 2>Fitz was like, yeah, all right, well to be I mean,
<v Speaker 2>they do go all in on the you stuff. Jim
<v Speaker 2>Ross was a hell of a scout man. He scouted
<v Speaker 2>some guys that really changed the business for it. One
<v Speaker 2>of these.
<v Speaker 1>His head for the rest of his life. Oh you're
<v Speaker 1>uh your your pod review predictions.
<v Speaker 2>I was right all fronts, Yeah, yeah, that's true. This yeah, man,
<v Speaker 2>I can't imagine like even producing this. This feels like
<v Speaker 2>a YouTube skit that you would like spend some like
<v Speaker 2>hours on, like wrestling, Yeah, but not like your TV show.
<v Speaker 1>No fucking way, man, they paid money for this.
<v Speaker 2>This was like Vince's raw vision of wrestling, Like, if
<v Speaker 2>he could have had this all the time, I feel
<v Speaker 2>like you probably would have just done this.
<v Speaker 1>It was cater to all the football fans that had
<v Speaker 1>nothing to do on Monday, not watching Nitro, that's for
<v Speaker 1>fucking sure.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what do they think? Like everyone was like looking
<v Speaker 2>for another bowl games?
<v Speaker 1>Is it all?
<v Speaker 2>What's just the raw bull?
<v Speaker 1>They're like flipping through the TV the ball Oh shit,
<v Speaker 1>they just fucking TV guy says ball. I mean, I'm
<v Speaker 1>gonna look up the ratings here in a second, because.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure that'd be interesting.
<v Speaker 3>Well, the Orange Bowl was going on at the exact
<v Speaker 3>same date, so I'm sure that was great.
<v Speaker 2>It was in the Orange Bowl?
<v Speaker 1>Is the Corners and the Gators?
<v Speaker 3>No, that was the Fiesta Bowl and the cornerskars about
<v Speaker 3>the sixty two to twenty four Holy fuck Florida State
<v Speaker 3>Seminoles and Notre Dame Dame.
<v Speaker 1>Wow?
<v Speaker 2>Still too powerhouse teams?
<v Speaker 3>Like stay yeah, but that's crazy. It was on at
<v Speaker 3>on January first, nineteen eighty six.
<v Speaker 1>Oh so that's probably more what they were doing, right,
<v Speaker 1>They were trying to like compete with their own bowl.
<v Speaker 2>Sure, yeah, that makes sense.
<v Speaker 1>Why didn't they have a Gravy Bowl?
<v Speaker 2>Why don't you have a good wrestling show?
<v Speaker 3>Who No, it makes sense. While they were throwing dog
<v Speaker 3>shit at the screen. No one's gonna watch this show.
<v Speaker 3>We're just fucking whatever.
<v Speaker 1>This is not so raw. Beat Nitro on this night?
<v Speaker 2>Oh really?
<v Speaker 1>Two point six to two point five?
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow?
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yes, And they beat them the next week after.
<v Speaker 2>Because all the college football fans were like, this is awesome. Wow,
<v Speaker 2>You're my everything. I love dude.
<v Speaker 3>I don't even know how Nitro lost. They had Hogan
<v Speaker 3>versus Flair in the main on that Nitro I think it.
<v Speaker 2>Took him a while to like, uh, I think it
<v Speaker 2>took him a while to get out of that song.
<v Speaker 2>They're like, only sure, and then like eventually it kind of.
<v Speaker 1>I mean Nitro only had just debuted in September, right
<v Speaker 1>of not Yeah that's right, So like they were only
<v Speaker 1>four months in or so or whatever. Yeah, sure, so
<v Speaker 1>the tides haven't turned yet. But it's common. It is common, motherfucker.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Wid beats them. Actually two weeks after this one, three
<v Speaker 1>point five to two point four. They go back and
<v Speaker 1>forth for a little bit. February nineteenth, Roll gets a
<v Speaker 1>three point one, Nitro gets a two point nine, but like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it's Nitro's whooping ass here fucking soon.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that was it. Yeah, that was it.
<v Speaker 3>That was like a wrap for them.
<v Speaker 1>This was I mean, like we said, it was one
<v Speaker 1>we were gonna have to do eventually. You know. There's
<v Speaker 1>a lot of those.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if where I put my what I
<v Speaker 1>thought this was going to be to what I got.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it was shittier or not. I
<v Speaker 1>didn't expect what it was. I guess I thought it
<v Speaker 1>was going to be like a show tournament of the
<v Speaker 1>raw Ball. I didn't know it was one match.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what I think I was. I was trying
<v Speaker 3>to figure out what the concept of the Rawble was
<v Speaker 3>if they would have done like a series of tag matches.
<v Speaker 1>That's what I thought. It was a tag tournament in
<v Speaker 1>one night and like the battle. Yeah yeah, right, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I thought that's what it was.
<v Speaker 2>But no, it was even better.
<v Speaker 1>That's right. Well, that is It's for WF Monday Night
<v Speaker 1>Raw January first, nineteen ninety six. Thank god, And that
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