and #PumpRules Super Fan Emma Tillinger Koskoff

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Speaker 1: What's up, babes.

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Speaker 2: It's Lalla Kent with Randall. We are back for another amazing week. Hold on, Lalla whoa. Let me just set the stage, very aggressive. Let me set the stage. Let me set the stage for our listeners right now, because they have no clue it is for me. Middle of the morning, nine forty five aup for La La. She's still sleeping.

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Speaker 1: Randall wakes up and he sees my eyes are just like the slightest bit open, and he is just a big presence in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I can imagine that that's.

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Speaker 1: Him this and I have to like kind of pat my mouth with my shoes finger, like, just keep it down a bit because since I got pregnant, I like sleep until ten thirty eleven o'clock. My body is just like we don't don't look at it.

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Speaker 3: Like, well, turn that your emma was always ten eleven o'clock.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's such a fucking line as to go to the gym at nine nine am. That means I have to be up at eight thirty.

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Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, let's not get into that early.

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Speaker 1: I don't have kids, Like what am I waking?

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Speaker 2: Let's not get naught. I'm not going to get into a.

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Speaker 1: Battle thirty for someone who doesn't have a nine to five job, just to wake up to be like, I guess I'll work out now, Like, come on, throw me a freaking bone here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, As I said, I'm not going to get into it with a pregnant woman.

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Speaker 1: Good idea.

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Speaker 2: So I want to say that, yes, I do wake up because I'm a happy person. So I woke up this morning as I usually do, and I look at her and I say, happy Tuesday. And for those of you who don't know, Torpedo Tuesday's tack o'kay on my Instagram. I'm bringing Torpedo Tuesday back today. That is when for those of you that don't know I used to back in the day on my Instagram, just go off on Torpedo Tuesday. It's the happiest day. It's it's the beginning of the end of the week. Doesn't make sense, but whatever, Tim, don't roll your eyes. I will come across.

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Speaker 1: This undreing thinking like the beginning.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Torpedo Tuesday is a happy fucking day.

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you something, Tim, Yeah, my friends would show me Torpedo Tuesday videos from Randall and I'd be like God, it makes so much sense why I blocked him.

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Speaker 3: That's right, I forget that you haven't blocked.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd be like, I love this, and I'm sure he says that about my post too. Hey, Rand, let's talk about let's.

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Speaker 2: Talk about it. I am fucking so happy I heard it. I feel so good in the morning. It's like the day is starting. You never know what's gonna happen. It could be a shitty day, it could be a great day. But today it's gonna be a good day.

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Speaker 3: This is not coffee induced. I just want everybody to know, by.

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Speaker 2: The way, I don't drink caffeine exactly.

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Speaker 3: You did for like a week crock.

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Speaker 2: That's not funny at all.

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Speaker 1: I thought it kind of was by way.

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Speaker 2: Uh No, I just you only have a lot of energy, and you know you you uh, you bring the best out of me.

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Speaker 1: Timbo. What'd you do this weekend?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Well, we're doing some improvements to the house, so it was mainly it was mainly working on that. I went to your house for a couple hours to work for a little bit, so I know we had a work day we did. Yeah, okay, nothing extraordinary this weekend. There's no place to go where are you gonna go?

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Speaker 2: Not true? I disagree. Well let's talk.

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Speaker 3: You know what I did. I took the family to the beach and I made a picnic lunch.

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Speaker 2: That's beautiful.

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Speaker 3: So that was nice.

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Speaker 1: See it's the little things like that. I was in Utah and bro, they don't give it fuck. It is like coronavirus.

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Speaker 2: What indoor dining. Indoor dining is opened in the Palm Springs in San Diego and Riverside and Santa Barbara. So now, like I think we're about a week away, they're saying or two weeks away from La County opening indoor dining. So that's that makes you feel like a little more normal, being able to go into a restaurant when it's on one hundred and twelve degrees outside and have a meal.

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Speaker 1: That's the thing. I don't mind eating outside, but we've had this heat wave.

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Speaker 3: I prefer it actually, Like I hope this is permanent.

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Speaker 1: No, I love, it's the best.

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Speaker 2: Permanent I know.

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Speaker 3: But I hope that this like gives restaurants the idea people like eating outside. So there's more it's la the weather's pert outside and drinking.

00:04:37
Speaker 1: I know, there's nothing like day drinking on a patio on a fucking Sunday.

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you something? I agree with you, Tim. I was at mister Child's the other night with friends and I said, this is so nice. It's like New York, New York City. It's all out tons of door. So hopefully it'll be a balance, like you'll exatdoor and outdoor, because why when you're in the most beautiful weather in the world do we not have more outdoor dining? So I agree with you.

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Speaker 3: Also, there are no rooftop restaurants and bars now, there's like two that I think of what's going on.

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Speaker 1: There's like a few downtown, which like who drives downtown exactly? Not me. Well, but there is a cute place called Harriet's on Sunset. That's Ali Melnick.

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Speaker 2: Let's give a shout out to Alison Melnick Randall. I love that.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know you, I'd be like, this guy is smoking something every morning.

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Speaker 2: I'm happy.

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Speaker 1: It's awesome.

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Speaker 2: All about Tim. When I come in the office every day, Am I any different than this in the morning? No?

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Speaker 1: No, I never. That is who you are. I know that, and that's what I love about you.

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Speaker 2: Know what about let me tell you about my day today. Why I'm excited. Okay, so I have you here, we're doing the podcast together. We're gonna have We're gonna share a bagel. Very excited, and.

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Speaker 1: Then you will go on sharing one.

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Speaker 2: No, just try to be romantic. It's like sharing a bagel having a meal.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not sharing.

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Speaker 2: Well, that just a on that's out of it. And then I have a meeting with the writer on our new movie. Then I'm in editing for a few hours on the movie I just did, and then I have another meeting, and then I'm coming home and you know what we're doing this afternoon? What We're going to barbecue galore where we are picking out our barbecue set for our new backyard, followed by buying a new couch today because you have decided it is time to retire the family room couch as we're waiting for a new family room done. So today is.

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Speaker 1: It's actual last thing. It's the last thing, tim this fucking couch. Okay, yeah, that because when I met Randall and he had this house, I walked into it and I was like, this furniture sucks, Like who bought this? Not only is it ugly, but it's not even comfortable.

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Speaker 2: But I want to say something about that house. We took that house together.

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Speaker 1: It was it was no, no, but the furniture like when we were Yeah, the house, we we gutted it, but like we got it into the and we got new furniture. But there's this one couch.

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Speaker 3: It's I think you have to keep it.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm like, I buy by the way.

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Speaker 3: Randall's personality now it's there.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, you want to get rid of it. Lala just whatever she says, I grew too.

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Speaker 1: I don't know such a can I tell you when he came up. There was one day where I was in the bathtub and we had been like bickering about something stupid. It's never like a relevant thing to be arguing about. But he was like, you say these types of things all the time, So let me get this straight. You can say whatever you want, but I can't. I said, yes, yes, you just figured it out. You are going to live a happy life now, Okay, I want to switch. Somebody wakes up happy still right.

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Speaker 3: Forgot about everything that happened the day before.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, it's like ground memory, wife, Yeah, it's memory memory. I want I want to give a shout out. I don't do this a lot to friends of mine, but I am going to give a shout out today to a friend of mine that I am very proud to see him thrive in music and Machine Gun Kelly just hit his number one, first time ever number one album in the history of being an artist, and I just saw it.

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Speaker 1: Didn't that happen like a week ago.

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Speaker 2: No, well Friday, It concluded this last Friday, Okay, so it like he was he was like at number two for like a bunch of days and then I guess I don't know how the Billboard works, but basically, by the end of the week, you have to hit number one to be number one, and he is a number one Billboard artist and that is I know, a huge feat in punk rock or that category, which I guess is a newer category for him because he used to be more in hip hop, right and him and what he did with that album and the success he's had and the vm A you know win that he had. You know, I just want to say, Colson, you are an amazing friend and artist, and congratulations. It's a big deal to be number one. So fuck yeah, as he would say, Wait, and I'm gonna stick my tongue on ah like he does you have to.

00:09:06
Speaker 1: Say yeah, bitch, yeah, bitch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like yeah, all right, congratulations calls, congratulations, your whole team. You are a badass artist, totally okay, pivoting, pivoting?

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Speaker 1: What are we pivoting to? He was letting you run the show today because there's so much that I think is happening in your brain.

00:09:26
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, let's talk about the baby for a second, because you now are how many weeks exactly to the day today?

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Speaker 1: I am in my second trimester. We are four months?

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Speaker 3: Yeah I know. And can I tell you guys? Is the baby right now?

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Speaker 4: Shah?

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Speaker 1: We looked him? Should we look on my what to expect? App this is my favorite thing to do.

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Speaker 2: Is it bigger than a got me bear? Oh?

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Speaker 1: She's the size of a pair today.

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Speaker 3: Let me see the picture, so it's pretty significant.

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Speaker 2: No post this picture?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Like you can you can feel some meat to a pair?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah? A pair weighs two and a half ounces and it's four inches long. So fuck yeah. She's growing like a little weed. And I can tell she's going like a weave because I feel nauseous every day, like at night. Now I used to feel it just in the morning, and now it's like I lay in bed and Randa's like want to cuddle, and I just feel like I have to move very slowly toward him.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 2: Well, late last night, I broke the pregnancy barrier wall.

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Speaker 1: I have this pregnancy pillow tim that goes from one side of my foot, wraps around my head to the other side.

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Speaker 2: It's like three feet tall, so it's way more than three feet. So what she does is she wraps herself into the barrier. And then I get in bed and I'm like, oh, I guess I'm sleeping alone tonight. And then I so last night I had enough of this ship, and I took I was proactive, and I said, I'm breaking the pregnancy very well, and she looked at me like I had stolen her child. So I lifted it up, I pulled her over. She looked at me a little bit of angst, and then she snuggled in and I got about eleven to fourteen minutes before It's.

00:11:19
Speaker 1: Not sure you've got an entire episode of The Crown. That's over.

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Speaker 2: That's but anyway, and then great show, by the way.

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Speaker 1: A phenomenal I can't get enough.

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Speaker 2: And then she went back into her back into her protection mode.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been replaced by the pillow as a cocoon for me before I turned into a butterfly. You know, that is what it is.

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Speaker 2: So Laa, How are so now expecting mothers out there and people who are planning on having a baby. How is this week compared to the last, because it seems like your spirit is better. You don't look as sick daily because you would hit walls in the middle of the afternoon. I don't see that as much.

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Speaker 1: No, but when anybody wants to go and do anything, I tell them I can't do anything before ten and nothing after four. Like it's very like it's a small window of like, which is kind of normal for me because I don't really want to do anything before or after those hours, even when I'm not pregnant. Sure, you know, I want to call it at a pretty early. But now it's like physically I couldn't even get myself too. I just kind of start short circuiting, shutting down. But definitely hormonally, I don't feel as like upset about stuff right where I feel like out of control, like you're a.

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Speaker 2: Little more in control of the of the hormone fluctuations.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just feel like they're balancing themselves out, whereas at the beginning, I just wake up sobbing and I'm like, why is this life so horrible?

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Speaker 2: So that's what it was like. She'd wake up some days and she look at me, Ishia, I just don't know why, why life is like this? I go, what do you mean? You live in bel Air and you're having baby with the guy you love?

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Speaker 5: It?

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Speaker 2: Just yep, it's hard. I go, you have a fucking rough life. No, No, you know what I learned is because you know you, this is the truth. You want to be there for your partner. You want to love them, you want to you know, embrace their their hormonal fluctuations. And I wanted to be there and I would get so caught up and I was upset for her and try to be there. But then I realized I'm dealing with hormones and I'm gonna lose. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen knocked up?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Where seth Rogan is.

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Speaker 3: Like, fuck you, hormone.

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Speaker 2: I'm not talking to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to your hormone. Like he goes insane. It makes total sense. It's so good. Yeah, why are there so many great things to watch these days?

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Speaker 2: You will be.

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Speaker 3: Careful what you watch when you're pregnant, because anything can set you over the edge. I was, I was going through some old videos and stuff, and Sarah was pregnant with Darcy. We watched The Big Sick, which is a comedy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: She was sobbing the whole time. I mean, it's got some dark parts because it's about like a serious illness, but like, oh no, it's it should not.

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Speaker 2: Reduce you to dear. No, let me, let me let me say with regard to that. You know, I do agree that things set her off, but now I don't get caught up, like I'm like, Okay, she's having a moment. I just need to tell her I love her, that every's gonna be okay, you know, don't get caught up in the hormone. Just be there for her. And then, like, tell me, the thing.

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Speaker 1: That you could possibly do to a woman who is hormonal when she's complaining about her life even though she lives in bel Air and lives the dream is to point out that she lives the dream, because then it's like, fuck, no, I do what I'm dealing with right now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're invalidating feelings.

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Speaker 1: Yes, don't do that.

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Speaker 2: But I was joking when I said that. I know that when you have hormone spikes, it's serious and emotional and hold on. And I have been there for you every time. I always reach out to you and say I love you. We're going to get through this and everything's gonna be okay.

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Speaker 4: Honey.

00:14:58
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. You're a five star feel and you never make my feelings seem stupid, So I'm gonna put that out there.

00:15:05
Speaker 2: It's time for our surprise.

00:15:06
Speaker 1: No, no, we got to go to a break. Where are we at right now?

00:15:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's okay, break, all right, we'll let's all say it together. One two threat.

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Speaker 1: Break and we are back, bagels in hand. Finally, maybe this will wake my ship up a little bit. Randall wants to bring a surprise guest on. They're not answering. Oh, he's giving it another Try to him.

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Speaker 3: I'm excited to call it been forwarded?

00:15:37
Speaker 1: Oh denied? Who is it? Your mom? Is it my mom?

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Speaker 2: Again? No?

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Speaker 1: Every surprise guest he's had has been my mom the past three weeks.

00:15:47
Speaker 2: Always a help. Hello, Hey, who is it Leslie? The podcast?

00:15:57
Speaker 1: Leslie?

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Speaker 5: It's Leslie Diane stra Em.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to give them Laala with Randall and we have you back. We're just excited you are a surprised guest for this week. We know you're building your fame and your celebrity, so we wanted to help.

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Speaker 6: I know, but I only have three five hundred and seventy four people on Instagram.

00:16:18
Speaker 1: That's kind of a why No, it's kind of not.

00:16:21
Speaker 6: I think you people need to like hype the shit.

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Speaker 1: Out of me, Leslie. You know I love you, but like, over three thousand people like, what do you even do?

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Speaker 2: My god? What the fuck was that? It's my mother? She gave birth to me. Are you crazy? Are you crazy? If I said that shit to you?

00:16:43
Speaker 1: She knows, she knows what I mean. Over three thousand followers, you.

00:16:47
Speaker 2: Better dial that back. What the fuck do you do? Mom? You gave birth to a genius. That's what true.

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Speaker 1: Buzzy. You know I love Leslie? You know I love you, girl?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I know.

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Speaker 6: I know the cats in the mail and one size fits all.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I have a special Leslie. I have a special type of love for you. That it was one size does not fit all with my love. What's your plan for the day, Leslie tell us I.

00:17:18
Speaker 2: Share what a day in Miami with Leslie Emmett is like today, what have you done today?

00:17:23
Speaker 6: Okay, well, you're going to be really shocked because I got up this morning and I went swimming naked.

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Speaker 5: But I have home.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't shame your mom for being mom.

00:17:35
Speaker 2: Don't ever say that again. Please please and wait.

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Speaker 6: Wait, I take my phone and I will put it in a plastic bag and I put it on my head and I go swimming with my head out of water so I could listen to books on tape.

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Speaker 1: I love that she does that because they make waterproof headphones. You know, she can wear swimming and she has no interest in getting there.

00:17:55
Speaker 2: I was going to tell my mom that. I want to say, so, my mom, there are companies out there. I hope they will listen to this podcast. Please send my mother a wireless waterproof headphone. Oh my god, nineteen thirty six is bad.

00:18:08
Speaker 5: Wait.

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Speaker 6: And then when I got them with that, I took the dogs for a walk. No, I took a shower. Then I took the dogs for walk, and then I sat down for two hours and I did paint by number my new hobby.

00:18:21
Speaker 5: Oh that sounds like I do another puzzle.

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Speaker 1: She kills the puzzle game, by the way.

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Speaker 6: So now I'm the I used to be the rem brand of paint by Numbers, but now because I'm the of my age, now I'm the Grandma Moses of paint by Number. And most of your people will have to look that up because it's way before their time.

00:18:43
Speaker 2: Mom. I have a question. You make these amazing blankets for the kids for lalla.

00:18:50
Speaker 1: Aren't they called Afghans?

00:18:51
Speaker 2: Would you ever sell Afghans online to our fans?

00:18:56
Speaker 1: Yes?

00:18:57
Speaker 6: I would, but they would be expensive, Randy, they take so much time.

00:19:01
Speaker 2: Okay, give us a price. Let's see if we get a customer. How the South of Stoke? Give me a price a thousand? How much is an Afghan five hundred thousands?

00:19:10
Speaker 5: I would sell it for like five hundred.

00:19:13
Speaker 1: I mean, as you should. You walk around with band aids on every finger from like how the needle and thread or yarn has like, not.

00:19:21
Speaker 6: Only do my band aids, but I gave myself knitting elbow, so I have to wear a brace on my elbow.

00:19:26
Speaker 1: Now, oh my god, I can't deal you're awesome. You're one of then I.

00:19:31
Speaker 2: Was going to say that lost.

00:19:33
Speaker 6: If I was a full time actress instead of only a part time actress, I wouldn't have to do that.

00:19:40
Speaker 5: I'd be so busy learning my lines.

00:19:42
Speaker 2: Well, I gotta tell you, mom, You've come a long way as an actor. I'm very proud of you, and I want you to continue focusing on your craft. It's your second career. You're a pure bread, thoroughbread, thoroughbread of acting, and I'm excited to have you in my next movie. La La is excited to act opposite you in the next movie. It's a family affair.

00:20:08
Speaker 5: I hope she's taking lessons so she can keep up with me.

00:20:11
Speaker 1: Oh who dropped the mic Leslie? Oh my gosh. I freaking love her, so I keep up with her. She's such a badassm Yes, Leslie, I take lessons. I take coaching.

00:20:25
Speaker 5: Okay. Anyway, I love you, guys, and I'm really glad you called. Well.

00:20:29
Speaker 2: I just want to say we were thinking about you this morning. I miss you very much. I haven't seen you since July, and I plan on seeing you next month November.

00:20:38
Speaker 5: I love you, guys.

00:20:39
Speaker 2: Yes, we love you very much.

00:20:40
Speaker 1: Love you less. We love you so much, love you, mome.

00:20:43
Speaker 2: My mom is one of a kind, one of a kind.

00:20:45
Speaker 1: I really love her. She is and can I tell you we did not click at the beginning. I was like, I don't get her humor. Example, Leslie calls while I'm in Utah. It's me and my mom, and my mom and Leslie are thick, like they are tight as it comes. Wait last week, yeah, just recently. So she calls and I put her on speaker because I think Leslie's a hoot and a half. And I want my friend Olivia and her mom said she just had a baby, so we're just kicking it. I want them to hear her. I asked, Leslie, how's Boden, your sister's baby. I was like, he's so cute that video, and she was like, eh, he's like a b minus. Okay, right, So I already know Leslie being Leslie. She's totally fucking around. So when I hang up with her and I tell my friend like she was joking, she was like she was joking. I thought she was serious. I'm like, yes, that's what I thought. When I first met Leslie, I was like, she's too rough around the edges like I need love and to be babied, but now I get her. So she's just like the goat. Leslie's the goat.

00:21:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that she is. She's my mom is well, I mean, look at me as a character. I mean where I come from, there you go. And my dad's the same. My dad's equally a character.

00:21:58
Speaker 1: But Ethan Emmett Randall's dad. When you sit down, you feel like you're sitting down with the Godfather. It is fucking awesome.

00:22:05
Speaker 2: I love it.

00:22:06
Speaker 3: He gives me a cigar every time, you know, place or he comes out to set or whatever, and we sit and we smoke a cigar. I feel like I'm seventy years old.

00:22:16
Speaker 2: Wonderful. My dad. My dad loves the cigars. I mean, boy, he really takes pride. I don't know anything about cigars. Tim loves cigars. But my dad's human ores. I think he's got like ten or twelve of them in the house and they travels with them. So yeah, it's pretty Uh, it's pretty impressive. But you know, my dad is a boss, and and you know I try to fill those shoes.

00:22:36
Speaker 1: But I think you and I both got super lucky with the in laws. Tim, you're lucky too, you're close with your in laws.

00:22:43
Speaker 3: I am, yeah, yeah you are. I'm very lucky.

00:22:45
Speaker 1: You know that that's not a common thing.

00:22:47
Speaker 3: No, no it's not.

00:22:49
Speaker 1: It's actually super uncommon. Most people, like obviously there's in law jokes for a reason because it's like, oh my god, I can't deal. But Rand, I think we definitely lucked out at the in lives.

00:23:00
Speaker 2: A three hundred percent. I have one more, one more surprise guest, and this is a guest that I wanted to have on our podcast for a long time. Hello cost cop Telegram.

00:23:12
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Emma, I'm so sorry.

00:23:15
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Yeah, you're on the podcast surprise guest.

00:23:20
Speaker 4: You losers. So funny, it's so funny. I saw it at ten nine fifty nine. I was like, these motherfuckers are calling me.

00:23:28
Speaker 2: To We just called. Look, we just called to say we love you. We haven't heard from you in a while. Now we're going to have a what the fuck.

00:23:37
Speaker 1: I'm going to pretend like it's because I got a new number and you don't have it, that I haven't heard from you.

00:23:42
Speaker 4: But whatever, I'm seeing you at fucking one thirty or one o'clock.

00:23:48
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll be here. It's the only reason why I'm going to stay.

00:23:50
Speaker 4: I'm so excited.

00:23:52
Speaker 1: I love you em love you too, babe.

00:23:54
Speaker 4: How are you feeling?

00:23:55
Speaker 5: You know?

00:23:55
Speaker 1: I feel I wish that my bump would like really pop because I'm sick of people asking if I have a surrogate, which there's nothing wrong with that. I think that surrogates are angels on Earth. But I don't have one, right, so I would like that to happen. But otherwise I feel great.

00:24:13
Speaker 4: Well, how many weeks are you?

00:24:15
Speaker 1: I'm fifteen today, so you're soon soon, soon, It'll possibly, that's what my mom said. She said it like five months. She just all of a sudden was like, hey, there's a baby.

00:24:27
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're also probably going to carry pretty small.

00:24:30
Speaker 1: I would imagine how did you carry Lola? Were you big?

00:24:33
Speaker 4: If you saw me from behind, you would never know I was pregnant. Okay, forty weeks or thirty eight weeks, whatever it was, that's the key. I gained twenty eight pounds total.

00:24:42
Speaker 2: Wow, a lot. But you're very similar. You're barely showing. I mean, it's pretty impressive that you're.

00:24:49
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I was the same way. I was, like when the hell is this. I don't even believe I'm pregnant.

00:24:53
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not going to worry about it.

00:24:56
Speaker 2: I said, don't worry.

00:24:57
Speaker 4: Don't worry.

00:24:57
Speaker 2: Now, I'm a real quick question and then we're gonna let you go. Because you're a busy, successful powerhouse. When you got nominated for two Oscars last year, what big deal? What was it like?

00:25:07
Speaker 4: Seriously, Well, it was exhilarating and exciting and very proud moments in my life, you know, really really proud of both those films. So yeah, it was a little bit, you know, look to say, I wasn't expecting the Irishman would be a lie, but you know, I was really thrilled when both of them got it, especially Joker for Todd and you know, for him for all the work and what a beautiful film he made, you know, so I was really happy about that.

00:25:36
Speaker 2: The other thing I want to tell you is for people that don't know, Joker and Irishmen were the two movies she produced that were both nominated for Best Picture and only the third woman in the history of cinema, which is a gigantic feed. I just it's pretty bad ass. She gets to hold that forever and be in the history books, and I think it's cool. And she also historically gets to tell people that she got to work with Randall Emman, and that is a blessing.

00:26:02
Speaker 4: That is, without question the highlight of my career to date.

00:26:12
Speaker 2: Silence and Irish I just want to.

00:26:14
Speaker 4: And Irishman, but more importantly, truly the highlight is my Vander Pump Rules connection.

00:26:22
Speaker 2: Yes, by the way, by the way, nobody.

00:26:24
Speaker 1: Knows is what I love about Emma. She hangs out with a list celebrities like it's no fucking.

00:26:29
Speaker 4: I gets totally starstruck and freaked out.

00:26:32
Speaker 2: I want to, I want to. I want to tell everybody a story. I want to tell everybody's story. So Emma, who's this powerhouse who does work with the biggest movie stars from Leonardo DiCaprio to you know, you name it. The list goes on. It's so crazy to me because when I told Emma that we were filming the season finale of Anner Pump Rules at Tom Tom, let me just tell this, this is so funny that season finale, She's like, only God, I'm at dinner right now, are you serious? And she knows the cast, she already knows most of them. Because she's met them or hung out with them with us and kind of friends with a few of them. But she's like, the whole cast is gonna be there. I said, every single one she goes, I need to meet them, but I will not be on cameras, so don't even think about it. And I was like, no, of course not. And then I told the producers I.

00:27:19
Speaker 4: Did spot myself.

00:27:20
Speaker 1: Did you have me?

00:27:21
Speaker 3: It took me.

00:27:22
Speaker 4: It took me a while to watch it because I was so mortified. God only knows, Thank God, thank God, you'd have to only be.

00:27:31
Speaker 2: Me to spot me. Oh, I gotta tell you it was so fun. How fun was that night.

00:27:35
Speaker 4: Emma rocking out to the James Wella performance?

00:27:38
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, Emma. Emma is a true you know, she's down for the cause of vander Pump.

00:27:46
Speaker 2: She loves vander Pump. She does. People don't realize she is obsessed. She will text me things when something breaks on vander Pump, some me I don't even know about. She'll be like, I am dying and I'm like about what, Emma, And she's like about the relate and I'm like, stand by la la. Emma wants to know what's going on. I think it is.

00:28:05
Speaker 1: It's awesome, so great.

00:28:07
Speaker 4: I love it.

00:28:08
Speaker 2: Anyway, I just want to tell you we love you. And I want to also tell you thank you for giving me your husband Nick on my last movie he produced and this one I'm about to do because honestly, he is one of the most badass producers and has my back. No, he makes my job. He makes my job ten times he offers me zen he does.

00:28:28
Speaker 5: Well.

00:28:28
Speaker 4: Good, I'm coming. I'm coming for you at one. We gotta we gotta, we gotta hammer out that.

00:28:32
Speaker 2: Deal, buddy. Okay, it's already closed, Okay, And I want to I want to thank We love see guys. You Never you do business with Emma, you get steamrolled gangster.

00:28:43
Speaker 1: All right, We'll see you at one.

00:28:44
Speaker 2: All right, Thanks Eva. Okay, So anyway, that was fun. I miss Emma. I'm so excited to see her today. And I will tell you it's crazy to me sometimes law that your show, and I guess should be crazy because it's a great show. But how many big stars, big Hollywood players, athletes, all types people. There are a lot of big fans out there, and Emma was like one of the most surprising when I met her. So many years ago. I mean she when I say a fan, she's not just like, oh my god, I love vander Pump. It's fun to watch. She's like, what happened to Jack? And I'm like, are you for real? We're like we were in the middle. We would be making Irishmen and we'd be on set and she would come up to me and say things like did you talk to Lala? And you want to want you know, It's just it's amazing.

00:29:31
Speaker 1: I want to say a couple of things. The first one is being a part of vander Pump I will forever be grateful for. But Timbo and Rand being a part of a reality show has been humbling for me because I never imagined myself doing it. I was going to be an actress. I've been in the arts since twelve. So for me, it was like kind of tucking my tail between my legs, like I guess we're doing this instead now, you know? And I am grateful, like it's led to a lot of great things for me, but there's like.

00:30:01
Speaker 3: A stigma attached to it as well, of course.

00:30:04
Speaker 1: And I used to watch reality TV and I was entertained by it, but it was like, but those like I'm never gonna be one of those people, you know, and here I am. So I was humbled by it. So to hear people like I'm the cask Off, be like I'm such a fan, it's like thank you to hear that, you know, I'm not just like some show pony joke.

00:30:26
Speaker 2: Babe. First of all, you'll have to remember, I know you don't look at it always this way, but you know, I always say this about vander Pump, and I always say it about any any television show, reality show in the universe. And you know, I was fortunate enough to be part of you know, Power and six years on television. But I just want to say this. When you have a show like vander Pump Rules that's been on for is it not eight seasons so far?

00:30:51
Speaker 1: Eight seasons?

00:30:52
Speaker 2: Yeah?

00:30:52
Speaker 5: Eight?

00:30:52
Speaker 2: I mean this is tim I mean, I mean it's so rare. It's like it's lightning in a bottle. And I don't care if it's a scripted show or an unscript the show like vander Pump, it is lightning in a bottle. It means everybody's doing something magical. And to be on the air for eight years on a major network, I give you a lot of props, and sometimes you need to give yourself more props than you do because it's a big deal.

00:31:12
Speaker 1: It is a huge deal, And I just want to say, I now understand why when I came on to vander Pump season four, why all of the the ogs were like, who the fuck is this bitch? Because they had created something, and granted, you bring new people on, and you do feel like, Okay, well they were brought on because they're obviously needed. But then, you know, take me into my fifth season, season eight of the show, and they're bringing all these new cast members on. The start hearing like, oh, they think they're gonna, you know, do this in the show, and it's like a boo boo honey. Like Charlie, her whole thing was, they're jealous and intimidated because I'm young, which is such a stupid insult. It's like, you also get old. We all have birthdays, all right, She's like, because I'm young, younger and prettier and skinny. Like, first of all, if I want to see someone young, pretty and skinny, I'll just look in the fucking mirror, all right, okay, Or I'll go like hang out with my friends and I'll go see them young, pretty and skinny like that doesn't intimidate me, And like cascof intimidates me, Bethany fucking frankl intimidates me. All Right, when you have a successful business and you do something worthwhile, I'll be intimidated by you. Young pretty and skinny doesn't really make me intimidated. So you just see these ponies that are like they just want to recreate what they've already seen, like, oh, young pretty and skinny.

00:32:41
Speaker 2: Wow?

00:32:42
Speaker 1: Where to have I heard that from my own mouth when I first came on to vander pump you know, like, shut the fuck up. So I do have ownership.

00:32:51
Speaker 5: I did.

00:32:51
Speaker 1: I peed on the show. It is officially my territory. I agree. We're gonna take a break now that I've been on my You should see Tim's face. He's just staring at me. Let's go to a break and we'll be back with voicemails.

00:33:12
Speaker 2: And we're bad.

00:33:13
Speaker 1: Yes, give them laala with oh spooky wellowey.

00:33:24
Speaker 7: No.

00:33:24
Speaker 2: Next week, we're doing a Halloween edition, okay, and I want everybody to know one thing. We're giving out a two and fifty dollars pumpkin certificate for a listener.

00:33:36
Speaker 1: Wow more, Okay, cool, I think that's awesome. Yeah, okay, listen, I get this DM from this chick, and I get a lot of cool dms. Right, But like, I want the voicemails. I want to be able to play their question on the podcast. So please remember you guys to call in. The number is eight six six La La pod. Okay. So I send her a message back. I'm like, oh my god, you have to call in. So she calls in. Here's the first voicemail. I'm obsessed with this question.

00:34:06
Speaker 7: Hi La La, Hi Randall. This is me Shall calling and I love love, love, love love you guys' podcast. So I was listening in and I actually saw and heard that La La, you guys are do April fifth. So funny story, I'm actually doing April sixth. How crazy is it that we're like do a day apart. But the reason for my call is because I'm fifteen weeks pregnant and I'm actually not showing at all, and all my friends and family are kind of like worried. They're like, you need to put some weight on, Like how come you're not showing? But I want to see if you guys had any advice on the differences from body changes from soon to be moms from mom to mom, Like when do some women start to show? When do some women not start showing? Like how come some people are showing a little later than others. I'm like to love me advice, please share with me. Thank you, dude.

00:34:58
Speaker 1: So she has the same issue that I'm not issue. But you start bump comparing. I know it sounds so strange, and people bump shame you.

00:35:06
Speaker 3: It's fucked up.

00:35:07
Speaker 2: It's so bottoblez.

00:35:09
Speaker 3: A lot of your doctor says you're okay, You're okay. Don't listen to your friends, right right.

00:35:15
Speaker 2: Well, nobody should be shaming anybody exactly. That's wrong.

00:35:18
Speaker 1: Well no, and like there are certain comments that you see, like you try to avoid them. But there was the picture of me, Brittany and Stossy and there was one comment. Of course, it takes like a hundred good comments to weigh out one bad one. I didn't see a hundred, so I'm still focused on the one bad one. And it was like, well, at least Stossy and Brittany are being healthy during their pregnancy, And I was like, that is so rude, Like fuck you. So I can this girl. I vibe with her because she's the exact word do One day apart, we're both fifteen weeks and her family's worried because she's not showing. But I went into my I feel like if her OB is not saying like something to be concerned about, then there's nothing to be concerned about, exactly right, exactly like I wouldn't even worry about the bump.

00:36:07
Speaker 3: No, people show at different times, Like everyone's different.

00:36:10
Speaker 1: Everyone's different. It doesn't mean anything. And actually, on the the app that I use What to Expect, there's like a whole video that goes through like one hundred different bumps that are like and at the end it's like, don't worry about your bump, you know, like they all look different.

00:36:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, And my.

00:36:29
Speaker 1: OBI was like, stop worrying about the freaking bump. It'll come. Your baby's healthy, it's heartbeat is awesome. And then I was like, all right, we're good. I'll just keep wearing baggy clothes so that I don't have to worry about it. So to our caller, Michelle, don't worry about it. If your OB is saying that the baby's healthy, the bump is just something that you know, we can make look cute earlier on if we get it at you know, four months, which we're not.

00:36:57
Speaker 2: Next question.

00:37:00
Speaker 8: I love that, Randall. I'm so excited for you guys that you're having a girl. Oh my gosh, it's so exciting. I'm from Boston and my name is Gina, and I just started listening to your podcast, and again, I'm so excited for you. But I wanted to tell you one thing. When I gave birth. This is like my favorite thing.

00:37:23
Speaker 4: That I did.

00:37:24
Speaker 8: I put around at the hospital.

00:37:26
Speaker 2: I put those little boat of.

00:37:29
Speaker 8: Candles all around the room and it made it so much more relaxing for everyone. And I had them shut off the top really bright lights and it just kind of made it the room really relaxing and really calm and kind of then, so that is my suggestion for you, and I hope you have an amazing pregnancy. It really has had to get My daughter, Natalie is a mentals and it's the best thing in the entire world. Okay, thank you so much, And I hope.

00:38:01
Speaker 2: That is really cool. I actually love that idea. I don't know if the hospital that we are having the baby will let us light it up like that. But if any candle company wants to send us some candles, I will light it up in our house and then when the baby comes, I'll bring them to the hospital and maybe I love to.

00:38:20
Speaker 1: Get that big bright and both hospitals are fluorescent lighting like that babe has been snug in a womb for nine months and then it's just like, oh.

00:38:29
Speaker 2: My god, that face. Everybody was epic. Wait, let me get a picture so I can post that. No, no, no, that was special. Just the baby comes out and oh my god, wait hold it, do a video, do a video. Wait, wait, wait, hold on, okay, and the baby comes.

00:38:47
Speaker 1: Out, baby comes out like.

00:38:52
Speaker 2: The amazing Oh my god, I'm posting that. You better after the episode, of course, people want to see that. Oh my god. I need a still picture of that too. It was too good, law, It's one of the best fights. Okay, wait one more time the baby comes out and it.

00:39:08
Speaker 1: Can I see it.

00:39:11
Speaker 2: That's exactly what a new guys, I cannot wait. Just go to my answering a page and I'll have this picture posting.

00:39:18
Speaker 1: You're rude.

00:39:19
Speaker 2: It is so adorable. Okay, but but I do agree with you that when the baby does come out, you know, I think that's a great idea, and we're definitely gonna see if we can get that approved because it's gonna be jarring, right, yes.

00:39:33
Speaker 1: Yes, And what's sad is they don't even know what's about to fucking hit them in a few years, you know, life. So let's let's at least turn the lights out when they're born.

00:39:43
Speaker 2: You know, great, great idea. Oh guys, I have to say something. I've really enjoyed this morning session. I think we need to do mornings more often.

00:39:52
Speaker 1: The mornings are good. Knock them out, get them done. You think you're one with the people out and working, you know, working, We are working, That's.

00:40:01
Speaker 2: What I mean.

00:40:02
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm one with you guys. Oh, we're the working people.

00:40:07
Speaker 2: What the fuck?

00:40:09
Speaker 1: I don't have a job right now. First of all, Evolution, feel free to call me and let me know what the fuck is happening.

00:40:16
Speaker 2: Oh God, here we go, Evolution. She loves you, and bravo, she loves you.

00:40:22
Speaker 1: Really, you think Evolution doesn't know my sense of humor by now?

00:40:24
Speaker 2: Oh they know. All you gotta do is go back to seasons.

00:40:27
Speaker 1: There's so many times where I lose my shirt on them, and then I'll text and be like, I'm really sorry. They're like Lauren or la la we know you. It's all good.

00:40:36
Speaker 2: First of all, I think you guys are gonna be going back soon when later, and I'm excited. And by the way, you do have a job. You work your ass off on your makeup, lind you work your ass off on a lot of other ventures that are happening. Then you're not gonna. Let me say, I'm very proud of you.

00:40:49
Speaker 1: But the new year is going to be awesome, you know, twenty twenty kind of what's that song?

00:40:54
Speaker 3: Thanks Me over Everything?

00:40:58
Speaker 2: Yeah?

00:40:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, you guys for sure have kids, for sure. That's awesome. All right, this was.

00:41:06
Speaker 2: Okay, We've had fun. I want to thank everybody for listening. And uh and and I'm working hard on the talking over people disorder.

00:41:14
Speaker 1: I want all all of us also the throat clearing. Stop doing that. It's really annoyab It's like at home.

00:41:22
Speaker 2: I'm criticized.

00:41:24
Speaker 3: No, Tim, I'm not taking a position on this.

00:41:26
Speaker 1: Wow, how pc of you, How progressive of you to stay silent.

00:41:34
Speaker 2: I like it. So next week we're going to have a Halloween podcast already, and the following week we're going to have an election podcast. We're going to bring on somebody who can.

00:41:44
Speaker 1: Really shed some I'm sure there's nothing more than people would want to hear then law law discuss politics. I'm sure they're really just.

00:41:56
Speaker 2: That we're going to want to hear your position on things, and just.

00:42:00
Speaker 1: I'm voting for Lauren Birningham.

00:42:02
Speaker 2: Yeah right, that's me. You got my vote. And on that note, we're gonna wrap it up.

00:42:09
Speaker 1: Let's wrap it up. I hope that you guys have an awesome rest of the week. Happy motherfucking hump Day, Have a cocktail for me, and we'll catch you next week.

00:42:18
Speaker 2: Hi Randall, Hi La La, and hello probably Tim.

00:42:22
Speaker 4: I just wanted to say congratulations on the baby. I'm so excited for you and Brittany and Saucy and I can't wait to see the future. Congratulations again.

00:42:33
Speaker 1: Bye, Thank you so much, My loves. To everyone who has already called in to leave us messages, please keep them coming because we love hearing from you. Call us anytime at eight sixty six La La Pod. That is eight six six La La Pod. I mother effing love you.