Coast To Coast Special: Revisiting ECW Hardcore TV 1995 Cane Dewey Promo, James & Johnny Go To Japan

The Boys related to the Deadline Podcast. Episode two hundred and forty five,
Let's go. That's a detail. Let's it go, marks the first ever
coast to coast episode of the Deadlock Podcast. Yeah a lot, put a
plane sound here. That's what a plane sounds like. What does that mean
exactly? Coast to coast? Coast to coast means in a gig hard way.
Oh, that's what it should mean, Tony, you're right, But
sadly it's it's not that though. I could gig for you right now and
you wouldn't see it, so I would be like you could add a little
blood COVID down on the Oh yeah, please add what to my head now
on the ground. Thank you BV working double time here for this coast to
coast episode. That's fucking true. Goddamn right. That means that's not only
are we recording from our usual homes respective homes in the United States, there's
also what what could be I guess half of the show that was recorded in
jap We went to Japan. Didn't tell anybody, Yeah, tell me you
were going. I didn't even know. Oh, I'm so sorry about that.
For some reason, we thought it would be funny to not tell anybody.
Was it funny? It was funny in the end. It was funny
for this. Sometimes it wasn't funny to Chris Brooks, who was offended and
we didn't tell him we were going to Japan. Yeah that's true. Still.
So, yes, you get a huge, huge podcast here, first
time ever from two different parts of the world, coast to coast, you
could say. And of course we're also going to be doing a retro this
week, because yes we're maniacs. E c W September nineteenth, ninety five
Is that the right day? Yes, nineteenth was right. I gave you
the wrong date at first, and nineteenth was the right one. Great,
I Jack, it worked out. Yeah, man. So this is the
episode of e c W Harcore Television where Katy Jack cuts the Cane Dewey promo,
which has gone down in the record books forever. Yeah, it's one
of the greatest promos of all time, thankfully holds up. But we will
talk about that a little more later on the show. It's actually crazy too,
because I'm sure a lot of people here watched, uh the Peacock version
of this. Tony did I believe right? Yeah? I did. I
did, which is usually now what happens. Tony usually finds the O G
version and we watched the Peacock one and it was flipped this time. Yeah,
you didn't link anything. So I was like, I'll just go find
it, and like James, I was looking through. I was looking through
all the episodes by the time by the time you linked, I already watched
it. So seen the I got the Stone Cold doing Steve os Steve Amania,
and then I went back said, oh, there, I can't do
a promo, yeah, because that was Yeah, it was. So this
episode is a week before the Stone Cold Hulkamania promo on ECW. They're rocking
them out. Huh dude, they were going crazy. Yeah. Absolutely,
Well, before we get into e c W, we have to do the
Deadlock updates and for that we let's go to Japan. All right, Yeah,
I got my ticket here, James, are you ready? How do
you go? Sorry? Tony? Yeah, we we're currently in Japan and
we have been. By the time this comes out, we'll be back in
America. But we have been here for two weeks. Yeah, two weeks,
two weeks, and uh, we've been going to a ton of stuff.
Sprites here with us. We've locked him away though he's not on the
show, and we've also locked Tony away. He's also Hey, Johnny,
I got a question. Oh yeah, the uh we're actually locked away because
we're downstairs in this house and it's soundproof and this is like a recording studio
house. There's a projector in here. Yeah, this is a really I
don't know explain this room, but there's a you can we can do a
piano seg where you show us how you can play piano because there's a piano
an here. You play chopsticks? Can you actually? I can? Oh
shit, yeah, but they don't need to hear You probably know what it
sounds like. Anyways, No, you ever heard it? You never heard
of before. Well we're back again. Uh, we're gonna talk about our
trip and the wrestling shows that we went to in our time here and the
things that we've come across. Incidence, he had drunken kobuki show, going
to death match shows at Cork and Hall, going to MMA, we went
to Rise and yeah, we went to a ton of different shit here and
we just ran across a bunch of crazy shit every night. It felt like
it's uh there's nothing like coming to Japan. There's nothing like coming to Japan.
And there's also nothing like coming to Japan with James, who is fucking
insane. He's just a crazy, crazy guy. Sprite is also insane in
his own way, but we'll talk about that as well. Yeah, Sprite
can get like crazy as hell. No for real, though, we have
great Spray stories. Actually, before we get too that, we have some
deal lock updates. Of course. Everyone's favorite segment is Tony's favorite. That's
why he's here for it. Hey, what do you know about shak and
Godzilla? That's why I want to know? Watch. This is up on
the Patreon. Jerry Lynn versus Steve Krino ECW heat Wave two thousand Die.
Yeah, that's the one everyone knows. I mean, if you've seen a
Jerry Lynn Steve Kreno anything, it is that match. It's where Jerry Lynn
writes die on himself and becomes a legend. He reads sign onimself with Steve
Greno's blood. Of course, that's he doesn't just right die. That is
up on the Patreon right now, in the five dollars tier Patreon right now.
Unbelievable, unbelieve everyone's raving about it, how good it is and how
much stuff we put up there and thank you so much. James is flipping
me off right now. This is I can't do the show. I can't
look at like this. Yeah, go join us on Patreon right now and
become one of the millions. Yeah no, I mean it's it's definitely a
lost art of bleeding that much. Yeah. No, guys don't bleed like
that anymore. Steve Kreno, legendary bleeder new SGA's threat up on the Patreon.
Yes, if it's not, it will, it will be up and
you can help us decide what we're gonna watch in the month of May,
and don't suggest anything with Joe Son in it. Look, man, I
didn't know about this dude, What the fun? No one told us about
this guy. I woke up that day when it was posted because it was
scheduled to post. I got them all done before we left to come here.
It was scheduled. I woke up one hundred comments. I was like,
wow, good, they're good. Show fired up for UFC four and
I have ninety of them. Were like, you guys know about Joe sod,
why did you know about Joe said he was in Austin Powers. I
don't know, he's your posted fucking Powers. What do I just guess than
any guy that I see that looks like Joe Son is an Austin Powers.
Fuck that man. Listen, we don't like Joe Son. Okay, we
hate we espicially make the stance right here. We don't like jose Son.
What about Joe Son? Do though? Oh no, no, we don't
like that. Okay, sorry, yeah, you're sorry. Yeah. The
UFC four is up on the Patreon. If you don't know what SGH is.
It's our once a month full length watch along of a show. It
used to be just wrestling, but now UFC has taken on a life of
its own, so we do that once in a while as well. But
yeah, suggestion thread should be up now. If not, it'll be up
this week and help us side what we're gonna watch in the month of May.
DPW is on May nineteenth and Durham Roger Strong is on it. Lebron
Co zones on it, The MotorCity Machine Guns are on it. X M.
Yeah, you can put this card against any company in the world right
now, and I promise you you'll come out of it going. DPW is
awesome. Yeah, I mean this ship what a crazy, crazy show,
unbelievab stuff. Deep on demand dot com, Deep it up b t i
X dot com to get your tickets because that show is very soon and these
tickets are hot. And that building we actually don't even know the capacity,
so it's gonna be tight. All right. Now it's time for the Patreon
shoutouts the best seg starting in the one Dog's here, I'll find a v
Austin TV gunn Black Cart, Blue Tilly, Blue Tilly Junior, Blue Tilly
too, oh, Blue Tilly, and Blue Tilly's arch nemesis, Red Tilly.
I don't know who any of those are. Chris Grief, Oh,
Chuck the fuck Taylor. We'll talk about him. Cocky Oh, I think
he got a retired or something like well, Orange Cassady said he's was done
right, that's Chuck. Come on now one more time for for the boys.
Come on, Cocky want boy boying. Also, I got an old
face and a big butt, and by butt smells and I like to kiss
my own butt, and I love the miz wrote dirt doink the clown has
no penis, reminds me Johnny has no dick, Pulse has no cop and
Tony has Oh my dsp needs to get a fucking job for real, said
that he doesn't have to get a job. He's fine. God, he
has a great job. God, I just went gunther to shot me as
hard as he fucking can in my chest. Please God let me have this
one wish. I swear I won't eat good evening Vault Tech here you qualified
for Vault one one one? Oh? Wait is this John Blood? Uh?
Never mind, don'torry about what the Hayden reed. I can't believe y'all
ran out of oatmeal last year. Whole is man talking about oatmeal. Five
dollars here, Alex and the Deadlock. Five dollars to your champion of slapping
that long way smeet Rock Mona style j Rock seven seven seven. I don't
know how Rock does that. It hurts, It does hurt hurts. Bobby.
I'm sorry, Booby, don't come tun your wet, sexless rednecks.
That's disgusting all around. Brad Maury, Brannan Watt, Christian Simpson, the
big bad booty Daddy, big popa Dicky. He's really testing some explosives.
I guess we tell We're on a different setup. Yeah, sorry about that.
I'm sure here. Yeah, these are just handhill Mike, Sorry,
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parker's bone penis some like. Oh know I did to disgutch finger movements.
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cookie style. Uh Vilano four slaps his skittle shaped balls, right man Eli's
seaton Evil Jack be like five b attempted murder isn't the answer? What Freddie
Prinz to. I wanted to send Tony feet picks of Tajerry not. I
watched the July fourth, two thousand and two edition of SmackDown and saw Jamie
A lot of people did impatient. Oh it's dat boy stacks with that stinky
ass in session, Jack Perry, you are a bitch and a liar,
But I choked your bitch ass out at Wimbley. Never come arow, I'm
a row Johnny Book Poppa Immeritis. That's from ghosts. Don't get that right?
Yeah that's right? Oh wow from ghost for DPW kiss demon in w
c W sty you ghost have a movie coming out that I might make you
ghosting with me? Oh is that right? What kind of music do they
do? They do rock? Oh? Is that right? I've actually never
listened to the right. No, you've heard them. I know of them?
Oh sure, yeah, yeah, but I don't think I've ever heard
them before. You probably haven't. You just don't know. Is it like
classic rock music? No, it's like uh, it's like you know,
like you know, like the rock they used to play, like Scooby Doo
cartoons, that's what they do, like simple planet ship Is that right?
That's why Scooby Doo chase music. Wow, that's crazy, okay. Describe
Jordan Thomas, ten Dollars, Tier Taylor, m Alex Jones. No,
hey body, what do you think you're doing here? Andre Arara is all
right? Andre O raha oh roha no o raha oh right yeah sure.
Angry Joe so wow, that's a fun up. His show's gone to Angry
Joe. So Angry Joe show. There you go songs a song angry It's
like ghost I don't know. Wiped wait, wipe, This is a funked
up name. Wow, wipe that ass? Oh ass? That as o
white angry right, Dad, ass show, No, no way, this
is the eight reserts. I like that ass. Oh we met him,
Yeah, he was at two Ks, was at Forever. Oh it was
wipe Dad ass Her. I know you listen to Ghost Bailey, Qunell Burrito,
Nick Connor, Scogland Cooper. Did he not feel pain when he was
hurt? Did he not? Ship? Did he not? But is that?
Did he not? Dred? He was only human, but yes he
was chicken and waffles. He was only human, but yes he was chicken
and waffles. Dylan Thomas Banks, Elias Murray, Hoo, Joe sinkco James
hardy Man, John Zillman Style, Tatton Ray j Styles smoking on that Niquil
cigarette with my homie big hat. Also cream Hms should play Neon White,
Tommy Hogg, Apo Huskin and Aguman did evolve too? Dick got Oh yeah,
I don't. I don't know if you have written down, just remind
me to go back to it. Because we saw a digimond thing at the
store that I was bought. It was like, fucking oh okay, I
think I have Aiden Hopkins, Alec Alexis Velasquez, Alan Saylor. All right,
now it's time for the two thousand and five deadlock random drug test.
Let's see here, Johnny, you're good, James, You're good. Tony
seems like, seems like? What that's it? Find out next week.
Andrew Everett versus sg w's Lord White in a last Man pissing match at Deep
BW Big Breakfast would feed families. Also funck hoist, Gracie. Why a
lot going on there, Buddy, Andrew m Andrew Vazquez, Andrew, Anthony
Anderson, Anthony Anderson, thank you, Tony o rized Our Jimmerson and Keith
Hackney in nineties, all Japan would have put the w w F out of
business. Yeah, I mean that's true. Yeah, Or can we not
like Keith Hackney either? I don't like Keith Ackney, Yeah, we don't.
Or joe'sn I actually have no idea? Yeah, Ozzie Bear Baboos,
Bobby Beino, Baby, big Ben, big strong and girthy, just like
Tony, big ass, penis in my big ass penis in my mouth.
Jeez, and it happened in front of twelve Stout Street. It's gonna be
pissed, dam bar Jerry stop there figures. Penis p K. Westbrook is
my favorite white boy. Yeah, that's right, Yes, he is God,
he is a babyface. He is. He's your favorite white boy.
Bobby Smith, Brandon Davis, Brandon, Schmider, bro what Bruno, San
Martino, Bob Backlan, Hulk Hogan, the Miz, and Dick, Doug
Cock jutsis all the champions, Dude, I see something that what we were
talking about this fucking insane. I see that would say, but Kayln Taylor
Campbell. For some reason, I read your name is cream pie. That
wasn't meaning to you know what I did. Yeah, I don't know why.
Fifteen Caleb Caleb Garlic. I'm sorry, you know it was like regular.
I don't know how fuck it up? The Boss Brady one two three,
Dirk the Cock, Dick but d Nasty, so nasty, drunker than
Nicole Matthew Zellen. This ship rocks, no pressure, was heat. You
know she drinks her wine. She does. Yeah. I listened to Torker
Die and now the ying Yang Twins keep sending me death threats. I love
pussy La la la la. Look at the tongue. That's what Jason Jason
Jason Richardson Kizzarni is the best wrestler of them all or five b not Thank
you, Cazarny so I have dollar annual Darth contusion, Jesus of Nazareth officials,
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he didn't lie, he didn't like one hundred and twenty annual too.
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dollars Deadlight patreonic Q and A second. Yeah, cool, cool, come
on, five dollar Q and A. We haven't done this. I was
gonna say we haven't done this in a while. I lied. We just
did it on the last episode, So just regard. I'm gonna let you
try that one more time, fin dog, Q and A On the Patreon
if you're in the five dollars or above tier, we put up a thread
on there and you can ask questions. Not all of them will be answered
because some of them are bad, but not all of them are bad,
and to be honest with you, some of the bad ones do make it
through, though. I think I pick a great amount of good questions and
James. James is leaving the room now. No, no, okay,
okay, first question here, I'll you know, I'll start ourselves easy here.
Cool. Uno nine asks what were all thoughts on Danielson versus Osprey,
Because I might have nutted fourteen times watching only fourteen huh, I mean we
were going nuts. Even with our TV just fucking making sure we don't see
most of the big spots, we still got to see a majority of the
match. And Wow, what a fucking match that was. Yeah, that
was awesome. I mean, you're you have a guy that's willing to die
in every match he's ever in and a guy that has built his career on
dying every match and killing dudes. Yeah, yeah, like that's like pretty
I mean, you couldn't have fucked that up, and like they both wanted
it so bad. Oh my god. Yeah, so I was super impressed
with everything. Dude. That match was awesome. It was weird watching that
in Japan though, just because of the time, because not often I watch
a pay per view and it's nine am. Yeah, that was fucking crazy.
What a goddamn match. Brian Danielson, I think it's tweeted this.
He's he's not allowed to. You can't quit. It's not allowed. No,
yeah, you're not allowed to. No, I mean, no fucking
way. Man, He's still the best. He's still the fucking best.
Appears it every time too. Yeah. That is fucking insane. Uh.
Yeah, that was awesome. They're doing Roddy and Us right now. That's
gonna be awesome. Roddy's also are show by the way, May nineteenth.
Check it out, dude, Yes, yeah, man. Next question here
is from Scotty Soriti. Scotty asked, what's the closest you guys ever got
to saying fuck this and reviewing a different episode? Are there lost episodes out
there? I know of two that I started to watch and then send a
message to the chat and said, fuck this shit. I don't know if
you've ever had any of those? Have you no? Are you no?
I want to set in stone, like if we you're down, yea,
I'll figure it out, which I appreciate. Yeah, I mean, I'm
sure there's been one where. Honestly, anyone that's listened to POD, I'm
sure there's a lot of episodes that you've realized that I didn't like it all.
So, but you know, we watch them. Anyways, the big
one is it was like a three hour Christmas episode of Raw. Pretty Much
any wrestling show there's three hours has a chance to be vetoed just because like
that's a instead of making it. Yeah, it's a big commitment. And
like I said, most of the time wrestling is like, instead of making
three good hours of a show, they're like, all right, we'll make
two good I only want to say two good hours. We'll make a little
bit of a good show and then pad the rest of it out. So
it's like, sometimes it can be really tough. Yeah, yeah, it's
fucking brutal. That happens sometimes, but usually we see it through and usually
the ones we're like, wow, I don't know, this was like a
bad show. We can use our usually our best episodes. Oddly enough,
Updog asks do you fellas take suggestions for episodes of watching the pod? I
have some great, quote unquote horrible shows to suggest I just put in because
I don't if a lot of people know that we do have well did well?
We have a thread on the Reddit and the retro suggestion thread. Yeah,
reddit dot com. What's it slash or slash dead luck, PW or
whatever, Big thread pinned at the top, and yeah, a lot of
people. That thread has been up for like two years and people still posting
it, which is fucking awesome because it helps. It helps a lot,
because you know, we don't know everything. Sometimes we miss some stuff.
So yeah, suggestion on there, that's a good I CJ. Extreme As.
Are there any big no nos for watch this? No? Roll Romos
and Iron Man matches are off the table? What about the Best of threes,
Championship Scrambles, King of the Mountain or Elimination Chamber matches for watch this?
I mean it probably like any if it's over, like a fucking half
hour a match, it's probably not happening. Uh. Yeah, I just
want to watch something cool, you know what I mean? Like, Yeah,
I mean really no, if I'm in the mood to watch something long,
we watched long shit on we watched full shows. Yeah. No,
if we're in the mood to do something, we're in the mood to do
something. It's just as simple as that. Like, it's definitely a feeling.
Whenever we sit down, we have a list of shit that we like
or we know we liked in the past or something, and we write it
all down and we like, Okay, like I might not want to watch
like what's the one that went up this week Jerry Lyn. Yeah, I
might not want to watch that one this week, but I might want to
watch it next week or something. So it's just a list that we pick
from and like eventually they all kind of get done because we watch a lot
of shit, or like we start to watch stuff and then like I'll get
a message from James or vice person like, hey, we need to write
this down for this fucking match. Yeah, SGH has probably more no's then
watch this does just because like there's a lot of SG A ship that I
think falls to the cracks for people, Like I think the Flintstones one was
very funny. That was fucking awesome. I think that was an awesome one.
Yeah, the movie ones are super underrated, I think. Yeah,
yeah, I think too, But like I don't want to watch a five
hour show. Yeah. Do you remember the one time we watched Hustle and
then that was heartfucking breaking? Yeah that So one time we watched Hustle three,
Yeah, and like, uh it was a great fucking yeah, super
fun. It was a long show that was almost four maybe, Yeah,
it was long. Actually and we finished it up, and I looked at
the audio files and they're all fucking mixed together into one. That was brutal.
I sat there forever trying to like dmucks the files, like move the
audio from one way. It's just like, damn, there's like six tracks
on one. We recorded Tony and I record our own, but you yours
had all of ours. Yeah, yeah that was fuck. That sucks.
Like people suggest like, uh, there's like Noah shows or like fucking cage
death or trying to to death. It's like yeah, fuck yeah, I
mean, yes, I would like to watch this. No, I don't
want to sit here for five hours and talk about it. Yeah, you
know it's hard. It's fucking hard. So but like other than that,
we're pretty open. Yeah we could be convinced. I you can believe it.
We really really like wrestling, so like we love wrestling. Yeah yeah,
like tttt Carlito, have you had any wrestlers say they listen to the
deadlock or watch you guys separate stuff on YouTube actually happens a lot more than
people know. Yeah, I think so. I won't name too many specific
names. One guy signed up for the Patreon on his episode, but yes,
we have have had wrestlers say they listen to Deadlock and people say that
they found the pod through DPW, which I guess I never thought. I
thought it would be the opposite. Yeah, like you find through the pod
and same with YouTube stuff like. Yeah. Nothing makes us feel worse than
when a wrestler says I grew up watching you. That's the worst a wrestler
says it. Yeah, you're right, Yeah, that one's hard your fucking
self. Yeah, wow, good looks wrong. Frazier Cummings asks, do
you believe in Joe Henry oh ship? Yes we do, Yes, we
do. He's the man we've been locked in on Joe Henry's last Yeah,
we were two weeks here. We were more than that. Yeah, that
was. We started meming about Joe Hendry for months now before everyone else did.
Of course, we were ahead of the wave. It's just sure.
Yeah, I just don't know about that. I bought a ship on iTunes
seventeen months. I guess it didn't matter until this week though. Yeah,
man, why don't you buy it on your alt account, on your zoom.
We watched, we watched Joe Hendry and A J. Francis do a
segment on T and A yesterday or two days ago, three days ago,
how long compared to one whatever three days Friday Friday, where where he did
like a cover of a crete song or something that was awesome. Fucking hell
man, that was it was funny as yeah, man, that dude the
cheese at champ people come on, man, that's funny there. Yeah,
man shuts out, yeah, shout out, that's that's fun based Beans asked
do you remember any key highlights from your first live wrestling event you attended?
We were just talking about shows we went to, but I don't know if
I remember you haven't any Like what is that? What was the question?
Like key highlight, the key highlights from the first wrestling show you ever went
to? Oh? Fuck, I don't know. Steve Austin coming out?
Was that the first what was the first show you went to? Uh?
Was it a SmackDown? Yeah? It was a smack down? Was this
the one we were talking about? Were like Xbox you had an Xbox side,
the Xbox side, tell her it was two sided? Sign? Well
two side is sign? Uh? One side? Said r v D the
long way dude, it did. So It's like horace. We were just
stupid kids Man, Horizonally, RVD, Down Ways, the Long Way,
Rob Van Damn. So when you read it, it was like Rob Ova
Damn or something. You know, it's just like real fucked up. You
have a picture of I do have a picture of it had WWF on it
and on the back it was a big Xbox side. I was telling Sabby
like, I was like to us, like the INTERCOTTINIL Championship was like the
best belt because all of our favorite guys are Yeah, sure, like RVD,
Jericho, x POC. Yeah, I know, it's crazy. The
thing like you were probably the only guy there with an Xbox side. You're
probably right. Yeah, You're probably right, And I've talked about it.
I'll just saw I won't go too long, but my first wrestling show live
was XPW. It was I want to say two thousand and it was in
one thousand and two. I was definitely very fucking young. I was nine.
I think it was at the ECW Arena, and yeah, that was
my first show made event. Shane Douglas and Terry Funk XPW title. Terry
Funk gets his arm sliced open from a beer bottle, rips off Lizzie Bourdon's
panties to wrap him up. Also, oh my god, I don't know
if I've ever told you this part. There's a So there's a match,
it's like a ladder match. It's like Chaos against maybe like Chris Hammrick or
something. And I'm sitting there in the bleacher and there's someone behind me,
like someone like jumps up onto the bleacher to sit behind me, and like,
I'm looking behind me and I'm like, this guy looks familiar to me.
I was like, he looks I don't know. I was like,
I don't know how I know him, but I know he looks familiar.
And then the man ends up doing a run in, and that man is
Danny Dorry. God the goat. Danny Dory did a run in on a
match and I was like, well, I know what that is because I
was a little EACW. Yeah. XPW was my first fucking show. That's
the two things I remember from the show. I don't really remember anything else.
So I imagine fucking Pogo the clown was on it. Supreme and Angel
of course let's see here use your name. You talking about Shelton needing a
title run like, brother, you run a company, just book. It
asks first of all, fuck you don't get the fucking just yell at us
in your name. He got a Shelton Race money for a month to run,
yeah before Runny. Come on, now, this is mostly for James
and Johnny, But what was the e fed scene and online forum seemed like
back when you guys were on it. How different is it to what we
have now with Twitter? H could you also explain how e feting worked back
then? PS? Love all three of you boys. So you you've fetted,
right? I did? You were board fedting though? Right? Yeah?
Why would you use We would use a lot of the time, we
would create like people in two K and then like the picture of those guys
because it was like an original you fed. It wasn't like you could oh
really yeah, so you'd use your own character and create it. So this
is my dude, And then you list all your stats and like you're like,
yeah, gimme finisher. Oh shit, you know is everyone's gimmick was
open challenge wrestler. I'm the best in the world, which is weird,
I tell everyone is today all those dudes that wrestling now were You're right?
I mean I think earlier in the two thousands, it was Danielson. Most
people it was like, I'm doing the Danielson gimmick where I'm the best in
the world and I take open contracts, yeah, titles, and then like
in the early twenty tens, it turned in to see him punk I'm the
best in the world this and open drugs. Yeah right, yeah. I
saw somebody brought up a story of me talking about it. Like recently it
was the same fed where a dude showed up late and everyone was mad him
when he said, sorry I was late, I got shot. It was
Bret Hardy shouts out bred Hardy. Wow. But yeah, I was a
chat feeder on WF dot COM's chat. They just had like a chat room.
It was like an IRC chat. But I was Chris Harris and I
was the fucking man. I won the WF title. I was a Hall
of Famer. It was awesome. I was twelve suppressive, honestly, dude,
Yeah, it was. I had no right. I mean, I
definitely lied about my age. They all thought I was like eighteen, but
I was sure super not eighteen. People don't like that anymore. No,
So what you would would you do promos or what how would you the best
promo. Yeah right, and there'd be like a guy that like runs it
and then you send both of them to him and he would like pick who.
Oh, he'd be like the booker of. That had to have been
a lot of drama. It was horrific. Yeah, no, it was
horrific. And the guy who it would switch constantly because like the guy would
get shipped on so much. You don't Oh so you didn't want to do
a job. Yeah, yeah, so ours was line by line your match,
so you would do like you'd have to. It would have to be
like two lines at least, because we're in a chat. You would like
type out what your next move was, like Irish whips to the rope and
then like if they reverse blah blah blah, and that would it would like
a match would take like an hour. Sure do people still fend or they
just do like Universe mode. I think they do, so they're in a
fed together. First off, e fetting is now virtual. It's not like
internet, so like it's like Roadblocks companies are exactly the three time Roadblocks world
champion. I was like twenty six No, but I mean, like I
think all the e ftting now is like roadblocks and two K, so like
it's uh, I've seen DPW roadblocks, you know, I've seen that.
That's awesome, I have. Yeah. And then there's the two K feds
where like they work matches with each other. Wow, like they'll actually work
the match. Oh really yeah, edit together moves and shit like I saw
a video the other day where some guy like, if you mess with the
camera angles, you can like make it look like it's all one move kind
of you know what I'm talking about. This is two K you're talking about.
Oh yeah, I have seen this. There's a lot of those.
Yeah, yeah, that's that's basically e fetting nowadays. Yeah, because everyone
just has their CA I guess I never see anyone doing that with like real
people. No, no one's on there's no boards anymore. Yeah you know.
I mean they're still there, but no one's fucking with them anymore.
But yeah, so totally different though. But I mean, like I do,
like I wish I had like Universe mode ship when I was growing up.
Sure, yeah that would have been cool. Yeah fuck yeah that was
sick as fuck, fucked up in the crib doing that. Tony Atlas laugh
asks James. Let's say you continue to wrestling career not finished by the way,
even though he might say differently, what would your charisma catchphrase be?
And what would some of your personality sentences A catchphrase would be? That's when
you get knocked down. That's like you're Sandman, like give me beer.
You're not like Salmon to give me the beer. So what do you need?
Cuts? The uh last question here? Richard Ives? This one's for
you. How did you react when you heard that buff bagles mom used to
shave buff bags? Buss is his name? With a question, asked the
question, Okay, well have you heard that? I don't think I've heard
that. Yeah, that's nice. I need more context of this. When
I need less context? No, come on, when he was wrestling or
when he was doing being a jigglow? Which one are you? Like?
Where did you hear this? This guy? I don't know. Richard Ives
knows this, But where did he hear I don't know? Yeah, I
think this is not true. You think he would lie? No, Richard,
I wouldn't. Okay, thank, I don't think so either. I'd
like to know that the source of this. I'm following up. Yeah,
yeah, that's only a question. You send into like fucking KFA commentaries or
something. You don't think buff Bagwell could shave his own balls. I don't
know if I believe this. Yeah, why would he get his mom to
do it? Yeah, there's nobody else I would do. Just get one
of the fucking girls or dudes to do it. Yeah, man, do
I mean like he had some poll in WCW. You could have got someone
else to shave his balls too, right, he was over. No,
they're probably beating the ship out of Goldberg was chucking him across the room.
In no way he was getting the balls saved back there. Oh hey,
fucking let us know. We need to know more. They're ribbon them by
growing as ball. Here Super put hymns on his balls. That's fucked off,
thank you, Richard. Do you think anyone does that? What puts
hair growths ship on their balls to get hairy or balls? No, not
a single guy. Shit, maybe it's gotta be one, right, there's
always one. You want to it for the show, that's any thing.
We'll have to get him next week. Yeah, well, there you go.
That's the Q and a a lot. We found out a lot about
ourselves today. Yeah you all right, we are back from Japan and we
are here with e c W September nineteenth, nineteen ninety five, Hardcore TV.
And of course, as we mentioned the top of the show, this
is the e c W where Catus Jack cuts the Cane Dewey promade. Yes,
a legendary moment wrestling. I love, by the way, that we
came back to America to do this review and we're gonna then go back to
Japan to review. Well, before we get into the retro, let's take
a look at what was going on in the wrestling world at the time with
the Wrestling Observer newsletter. We did like it. Like Tony said earlier,
we did very close for reviews to this episode. Literally one week after this
episode we've already reviewed, so there wasn't too much. But I was able
to scround a couple of things here from The Observer September eleventh, nineteen ninety
five and WCW News. A backstage brawl between one known as Leon White you
might know whoim is, Vader and Paul Orndorff apparently led to renewed negotiations that
resulted in Lex Luger's shockingly walking onto the set for the debut program of WWW
Monday nightro on nine to four to set up a WW tittle match with Holkogan.
On September eleventh, Luger reached an agreement for what is believed to be
a guaranteed contract with ww's Eric Bischoff, and a deal that was kept so
hush hush that even the wrestlers in both WWF and WCW were shocked when Luger
showed up and the Minneapolis Mall of America for the debut show, which we
have reviewed as well. By the way we have read, I didn't have
the buffy. Is that the Bossermania episode? All Time? Wow? Wow?
All Timer. Yes, the Lugar deal had fallen apart a few weeks
back over money, but apparently was put back together when the future of Vader
and ww became cloudy after a broad at Center Stage the day before h with
w W book and committee member Paul Orndorf. Now, let's talk about that
fight show. Vader Orndorff situation took place Wednesday afternoon, several hours before the
television taping at Center Stage. Vader, who according to one report, had
arrived late at the building, was told by Orndorf that they wanted him out
for interviews with Gene Oakland. It should be noted that, for whatever reason,
there was prior heat between the two of them before this took place.
WW officials were saying that if they didn't hurry up and finished interviews, they'd
have to pay dinner for the entire crew because they were behind on schedule,
which is crazy. I didn't know that was the thing you could do.
Can you make somebody pay for the whole team's dinner? Is that like wrestling
were unionized or something. Maybe. Yeah, it's like if they work a
certain amount of hours and you have to like provide food. I'm sure.
Oh yeah, Well Vader wasn't gonna do that. He was pissed Vader was
taking his time in order, started yelling at him. Vader then growled at
Paul Orndorf. At this point, according to witness reports, Vader and traded
words, which can which turned into a cussing contest and grew more heated for
several minutes. The better the shoe, Paul probably would win that one.
I bet he has a lot of the chamber there. Yeah, I actually
toy you think are you on there? Yeah? Both are not. Wait,
it's a answer, What is the answer. I don't know what you're
looking for. We're looking, we're looking at us, but damn this judge.
Uh so, Yeah, they're incerscinating each other, at which point reportedly
called Vader a fat prima donna. The two by this point, we're swearing
at each other, chest the chest, so they were in each other's face,
saying bit the union video curies by the two. By this point,
we're swearing each other, chest the chests. When Ordorff told Vader to make
his move, after more of a after more of a chest the chest swearing
contest, Vader, Vader threw a palm blow of the chest, which knocked
Orndorf down. Orf up and went to tackle Vader, and while this was
going on, other wrestlers largely did what was described as a pathetic pull apart
with everyone around, Orndorff threw a perfect left Meltzer says Meltzer also says,
which is his weak arm, to Vader's head and knocked him silly. With
Vader hitting the deck, Meltzer might not buy us here. At this point,
Orndorff threw a kick through kick after kick at the stunned Vader's face while
Vader tried to cover up in the fetal position on the ground before it was
broken up. Orndorf was wearing sandals, so it minimized the damage from the
kicks as compared to the cowboy boots that most wrestlers wear. Vader's face was
a mess at this point, with bow eyes puffed up from the kicks and
a bloody lip, and if Ornworff had been wearing cowboy boots, the potential
damage could have been serious. Gentlemen's rules in a fight say you don't kick
them when they fall down. Come on, Paul Orndorf, Dude, I
mean he don't give me boys. Dude. Paul Ordorf was there hungry and
Vader had just said shit his face. Vader is also hungry. Vader often
wore boots. James, from what I understand, you've seen all the Vader
boots, right, Vader ain't got shitt on Fiddley Tody. I mean that,
I mean, come onation. Vader was stunned on the ground for several
minutes before he finally got his bearings together. When he finally recovered, he
went to the office that Orndorf was in and the two started arguing again.
And started fighting you can't. This time, they traded punch m with the
Orndorf coming out of it with a black eye and a bloody lift, Invader
a blip, and Vader, who went into the room with a messed up
face, came out even messier before the two were separated again. At this
point, Vader was sent home and was pulled from the taping, and Orndorf,
with a black guy, worked his scheduled squash match at the taping with
Barry Houston shouts out, fucking Orndorf, man, he fucking took it to.
Vader worked his match, said the best swears and had cowboy boots on.
I mean what, that's awesome? Give this to give me a yellow
card. At least he kicked Hi when he was down. This is ninety
five man. UFC was doing unlimited one round. Ian Rotten is gone quit
August. He quit on August twenty eighth over his weekend payoffs, which was
said to be three hundred and fifty dollars for three shots. So you can
pay three fifty for three shots and he said what so? Then Ian Rotten
decided the biggest day he's ever gotten done. I'm thinking incredible. Three hundred
and fifty for three shows. That's crazy. Fifty dollars and ninety five's like
seven point six million dollars. You have to look at inflation. I'm thinking
about it. Today's dady about three for three shows. It's okay, Tony
because after that, Ian Rotten went on to make a career out of paying
guys much less than three hundred fifty dollars for three shots for the rest of
his life. Let's tall run he never seen three shots? Look like it's
Tony. You'll think me about down at the second one. I'll tell you
about that Today's rates. Back then, dude, we're paying the w C
W lex luger first nightro rates. We're talking about it now to then.
We might as well be the front office of Rush Get. I'll stopping Vader
out man. Yeah, we're we're going. We're going b w C W
We're gonna be wan for real. In UFC News, this is a this
is a crazy one here. You're gonna enjoy this. Boys, Tony's never
seen UFC so I don't know, I don't know you can, but you'll
figure it out. Uh. In UFC News, Mounts says, while not
ruling it out one when Japanese tourists in for summer Slim spent a day at
Rory and Gracie's academy in California, and Gracie was asked about Hoist returning to
UFC. Roran said that Roy Hoys didn't want to do UFC anymore because it
was turning too much into a sport. Roran said that the reason they chose
Hoys toanner UFC was because they wanted to make a point that their technique works
for a smaller guy against larger guys, and the point was made. Now
larger guys are using their techniques and doing well, and he considers guys going
into guard while on defense and things of that nature as an affirmation that their
style is the most complete. So Hoys could not ball anymore because the boys
are getting too good. It makes it hate him so much more now,
fuck you God, damn. He fucking cheese forever. And then everyone figured
out his cheese and he said, ah, quit, that's crazy. What
a little bitch, You son of a bitch, make me fucking sick.
Jim Helwig canceled two indie dates in Massachusetts because he was mad when he saw
Renegade on television, copying him because promoter Wendell Weatherby, it can't be a
real fucking dude. Wendel weather Be was the one who put WSW in contact
with Rick Williams to do the Ultimate Warrior gimmick. Hellwig and weather B had
a long time relationship, dating back to when weather B was Helwig's limo driver
during the glory days of WWF, but Helwig said the relationship was over after
seeing Renegade on television. Others find it hard to believe that Helwig had never
seen Renegade before, particularly because he was in La negotiating with WCW when Renegade
worked the pay per view. Well, Ultimate Warrior is offended by the Renegade,
which I think is bullshit, man, you know, I mean,
it was a tribute. It was a tribute to the one they we should
fuck. We got to seek out some Renegade stuff, now, you know.
A quote from Paul Hayman about Jim Helwig is that he would bring him
into the ECW if he would be a human pinata. That is awesome.
Last thing here in WBF news, the new Raw opening taped on the roof
of Titan Towers on September seventh, between seven o'clock and ten fifteen pm or
poorly. It cost two hundred thousand dollars for four minutes of footage. There
were major stories both Friday and Saturday and the Stanford paper regarding the taping on
a one. Many people living in the area called police, complaining about the
search lights and helicopters. The Federal Aviation Administration also received complaints. So this
is the one where yet where they're fighting on top of fucking Titan tower,
or they got a helicopter film and everything. Like nowadays you can just have
a drone flying around for like five bucks. Yeah, you're right, a
little fucking two pound drone doing it. Yeah yeah, but they dad to
get a whole ass helicopter at spotlights and everything. Those great two hundred grand
for four minutes of footage is crazy, especially when you consider inflation. Oh
my god, I mean that's unbelievable. Coldn't even imagine. Yeah, no
way, But yeah, that is it for the wrestling news at the time,
And now it's time to talk about easy to hardcore TV. September nineteenth,
nineteen ninety five. Well, let's stay in America for this one.
All right, let's get into this ECW episode here. I can't say that
nine Nails intro, but that's what it is yet not yet. Yeah,
yeah, we got a cook first, do we ing Dewey's first? It's
immediate. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah that. I was kind of
surprised by that. I thought that was like, you know, it would
have been the end of the show thing, but this starts off the show
and this is just as good as it probably was. Then. Yeah,
it's completely timeless. It's perfect for the angle that they're doing. So at
the time, it's you know, obviously shocking that Raven and Tommy Dreamer are
feuding. You can say that any stop. You could say that any pirit
of b CW. Even when Raven's and w CW Dreamer was somehow feuding with
them, I'm sure Cactus was teaming with Dreamer. Eventually, Cactus goes to
the bad side and he joins up with damn Is. He's sick of the
hardcore fans and he's stick of all the bullshit, and he wants Tommy Dreamer
to go to w CW. But Tommy Dreamer won't to because he loves being
hardcore and fucking the shock you know, resents him for that. I can't
do this promo justice, so I'll just kind of go over some of points.
You have to watch it. I think you have to if you haven't
seen it. That's actually pretty impressive how you would have avoided well anything about
ecw Ever, this promos always talked about always. I think a lot of
people probably heard about it. I actually don't know if you know, I
especially as the general we get further and further away generational sure, generation wise,
I guess the better way to or away from this promo. Like a
lot of people probably haven't seen it. So I mean, if there's anyone
young out there who hasn't or or seen too much of this or only as
cat as Jack as the dude Triple H beat, like you should check this
out. Yeah, it's not so crazy to think about this because like when
he talks about like the Cane Dowey stuff, but like not knowing like the
kid's name is like weird back then in ninety five, but now like everybody
knows all the personal information with the internet. Yeah, well he's on Twitter
now he works for but yeah, so's he's fucking going after dreaming here saying
that you know, the wrestling business is smiling on you, and don't you
frown back on it. Takes them back to the night that he fucking saw
the Cane do he sign says as Terry Funk took a bottle and began slicing
and dicing Cagnus Jack. The pain was so much that he wanted to quit,
and he wanted to wave the flag and say I'm a coward and and
don't cut me anymore. Then I looked down into the audience, my adoring
crowd, and I saw two simple words that changed my life. Caine Dowey.
Somebody had taken the time and the effort and they thought of a sign
to make that said Caine Dowey. And Caine Dewey. Dewey Foley is a
three year old boy. You have sex sons, dude. When I was
younger, and he said Caine Doey. I was like Caine, like Caine
was I was because I had no idea what the fun was, because I
only heard about this and like saw it through like I don't know how online
or so I was like, look, is Caine do a sign that said
Caine Dowey. I don't watch wrong. It was Ku the Daby's kid,
Kine Dowey. What the fuck is This's like he brought it like that one
day that put the push rage sign or whatever like that doing this prodigy name.
Didn't mean to make like a huge thing kill you said some events.
That's what the people people break signs for themselves. His Navy's kids doing side.
Dude, if you want to, if he would have did a promo
and a sign today, people are like, fucking cat. This jack is
a bit want to You've complained about due. He is so fragile. Oh
my god, little boo, you should have had a son. Then if
you're gonna worry about people being mean to him, he's gonna pay the school,
you know. Uh. And he says that it sickens me to sit
back and see other people making the same mistake. And Tommy Dreamer, I
gotta listen to my little boy, say, Daddy, the kid's making fun
of me in school three years old. Daddy, what the fuck? He
said? He's a daddy. I miss Atlanta and it's too bad. So
fully with a big guy. He makes renegade. I want to go back
to a towndown. Teddy, does your how old your kids now, Tanny?
Are they older? They're only in three, right, both of them.
No, my subtle turn three this year. Yeah, oh, you
gotta fucking talking to cover Daddy. I missed. No, I didn't trade
the Victoria house for a sweatbog. They just shut deadlocks the sweat box.
I'm swiding right now, brother CagA, says your dad turning in a one
hundred thousand dollars contract insurance respect and the name on the dotted line of the
greatest man in the world to work for a scumbag who operates out of a
little piss hip pod shop in Philadelphia. Hayman's fucking mom's upstairs listening. It's
like fuck you. She swipes back the curtain. Joey's standing in front of
it. You'll talk about this house. No equity for you. Fit his
up your bullshaite, come upstairs, wash your hands fresh, your hair well,
yeah, fuck it out. And these fans who sit there and say
he's hardcore, wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, you selfish
son of a bitch. Don't ever if I'm ever on fire, boys,
please don't fucking take your cogs out and start pissing on me. I mean
that wouldn't fucking hell it. That's there's no other way, Tony erase it
from the list. Then you can't just fucking throw water on me or fire
extinguisher. You got a pissol If you asked one hundred people in Philly if
they piss on you, like a lot of them, would specifically not just
anybody, I think just any human piss on you if you weren't on fire,
take me on you. On the side of ay, there's other people
Philly they piss on you. That's what this fuck you. This favorite show,
Todd Gordon actually had a pawn shop, so maybe that's what he was
talking about the show, was it? That's it? Whatever it's called read
Uh yeah, I got to hear later, but yeah, that's I didn't
realize that's what it was. Yeah yeah, Carver w w read sorry read
Carver l read if you ask me Dudley show. Yeah, nah, that's
crazy to think about, though. I mean, this is again, I
mean, obviously we're fucking buzzing balls here. But if you haven't seen this
promo, fucking watch this fucking bro It is amazing. Is it's like seven
minutes long, too long ass promo and it's been like do like, I
feel like everybody takes his cadence or like people when they cutting promos they take
this cadence. This promo, yes, influenced a lot of people's promo styles,
like this one specifically. Yeah. Yeah, Catus Jack is a very
very handsome man. He's a good well I mean like he's a good looking
dude man, and he fucking he married well too good for him? Yeah,
I mean like every time I look at Mick when he was younger,
like ninety First off, ninety five is a huge year for Foley because I
believe that's when he goes to uh went on the King of the Death Match.
Yeah that's right, ninety five. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So
I mean like this is a pretty defining year for his career. This promo,
too, is working easy on this picture here, he looks really handsome.
His friend looked good too. Oh yeah, that's kind of Zach and
the King of Queen's. I guess they went to school together some ship.
Don't you know how this exists? Yeah? Who does? Wow? He
does look good here, though. Yeah, I'm saying out to Beef two
if he wants to put on any i'll set of shame is as well.
That Yeah, so that's that's very cool. Mike looks good. He's a
generational worker and promo and I'm glad that he got his due in pretty much
every company went to. I mean, he at least has something to watch
and every company he ever went to. W c W is Vader stuff was
you know, pretty great. Oh yeah, yeah, sure, e c
W. I think this run here is pretty well regarded. Yeah, this
is awesome. You know, his stuff with Mikey was cool too, and
e c W. And uh, I mean his WWF stuff all you have
to talk about, you know, Yeah, that promo with Rick Flair.
I was gonna say that his teenage stuff, you know, isn't as highly
regarded, but it was still you know, there's still gems in there.
I think he's still worked hard, Yeah, of course, And I guess
that was always the thing. He always he always worked hard, regardless of
how many big books he had wrote. Uh, which was not let this
dude learn how to write. You're good at it, man, but god
damn those books are paying. Those bumps weren't paying. So you know,
i'd write books. I write books. It's tough to say. That is
tough. That is tough. That's a hard thing to hear, Tony,
But you're probably right. Yeah, a lot books be my ass if I
get paid. Ship. He was bumped out by. He was bumped out
by the next five years or so in two thousand, right, yeah,
yeah, yeah, because two thousand God all the ship he had done by
then, he was about to retire and then come back, right, and
he had his one main event, the shittiest Tresmania ever. So now we
go to the thundercut, thunder kiss and drum. Sorry, yes, the
one two three hit me intro dan it. Yeah, the intro on Peacock
is not only a different song, Tony, it's a whole different video than
the intro they actually used. They showed a little E and the X and
the but that's even different. Oh really Okay, Yeah, it's like they've
remade that. It looked like, yeah, it's Peacock version, I guess
so. Yeah. I don't know why though, but it's a different video,
Yeah it is. It's like entirely different clips and ship. I was
like, whoa, I didn't even know that. Yeah, it's strange.
I don't know why they did that maybe the original was two extreme m Yeah,
it was probably showing Beautile showing her ass fourteen times, Tommy Dreamer doing
some fucking egregious ton or something and just showing her fucking panties to everybody.
Yeah, Tommy drummer pole driver with skirt down and he goes, we're gonna
cut that one. So Joey Styles of Course is here to start Hardcore TV's
here to run down the card of one match. One match. Okay,
I was gonna ask what you thought of that this being a one match show.
The match was crazy enough and the pro tools were good enough, sure
where I was okay with it. I definitely would have liked like a shorter
squash or some one match is all. Yeah, that's what I thought to
I was like, I mean this was I still enjoyed the episode, but
I was like, I wish it was just like one four to five minute
match on this just to give me something else. But the main event for
this evening is Raven and Stevie Richards, who are the current ECW Tag Team
Champions, and they're taking on the pit Bulls in a double dog collor tag
team title match. Yes, if the pit Bulls cannot beat Raven and Richards,
they will split up as a tag team, which then we go to
a recap of their promo from last week, where the pit Bulls were being
interviewed by Joey Styles and Pitpull Number one says, we will win or we'll
be gone from wrestling forever. Do or die, brother, that's what it
is, and pit Bull too says, if I can't be a pit bull,
I'd rather die. That was awesome. That is fucking sick as fun.
Yeah, that was awesome. Yeah. I think that was like one
of the coolest little things I've seen in the middle. I was like,
wow, I felt that you believed it. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah.
I think Kid Cash said the same thing too, as if I can't
be a kid oh dah. So Joey Styles informs us that Big Dick Dudley
has been run over by a truck. Joey Styles says, fans, we
do have some bad news. Big Dick Dudley, the largest of the Dudley
Boys, And I'm in my mind, I'm like, oh, I wonder
what happened here? Was run over by a truck? And then they show
like paramedics and like firefighters, trying to get into a big ass truck that
looks like it was blown up to shit. Yeah, so a truck got
jackknife by Big Dick Dudley's knee. That was the only thing. He fractened
his kneecap and it broke his leg, and Joey says the bad news,
the truck is in far worse shape. Dude, what the fuck? So
it cuts to uh, Dudley Dudley and Big Dick Dudley, Uh, and
they're here to cut a little promo. Tudley Duddy says that, uh,
Big Dick Dudley had total reconstructive surgery of his knee, and Big Dick Dudley's
just behind him, going sh shit, and Dudley Dudley says, you're talking
about ten pins, thirty seven staples, one hundred stitches, and four spark
plugs and six eels, fucking six eels, four batteries. Well, yeah,
I guess that's. Yeah. I smug a lot of those. They
show Big Dick Dudley's leg and it is fucking I mean, you could convince
me that there's four spark plugs in there. Yeah, it look horrific,
and Dudley Duddy says, you want to see the truck, and then it
goes up the big Dick Dudley's face and he goes, rah brag is dying.
Yeah, you're right, and then it very slowly zooms in on his
Mustachecus the audio zooms. They leaned into the inbred family stuff way heavy,
more than like people, more than history remembers. Yeah, you're right,
and it actually, you know, a lot of this stuff like this doesn't
become like a really crazy like in history books at least like overact until like
Bubba and Devon get in in the mint. Even they didn't even mention him
in the history like. They don't mention anything but Bubba and Devon in the
history books, and they feud. That's right, Yeah, Michael call On
commentary, You remember Dudley Dudley and Big Dick Dudley. Don't forget Chubby Dudley.
So we go do Tommy Dreamer's promo. Tommy Dreamer pretty much says that
Cat and Jack is lying. You're a liar. He's like sitting on some
stairs stairs, din't Tommy, or to Paul's mom's house, right, I'm
sure that's right. He's holding the camera. First, dream says, first
Cactus, I'm sorry about your uncle Willy. I don't know what this was
about. I thinks minches his uncle Willy, right, does he? There's
a promo Uncle Willy promo they cut so I don't. I've never seen that
promo, but he does. Could treman just heard the first one wrong?
Sorry by your uncle Willy. That's my son, Duke, uncle son had
said, Caine Willie Willie is my sixty four year old uncle. Yeah,
he said, sorry about your uncle Willy. If you want to come out
here and stretch reviews on the government, if you haven't noticed, we're politically
incorrect and damn proud of it. Dude, I don't know what you're talking
about it. I guess Uncle Willy was in World War Two. He died,
he got plum up again, get he says. You know, I
know a lot of us have never been on pay per view or had that
national exposure or made the mega but megabucks, But damn it, we deserve
it, like rock O rock risking his life, Johnny Grunge bleeding every night,
does nearly breaking his neck. Yeah. Hell, hey, doll,
that kid on the camera. Sorry, Charlie, he says, everybody has
a dark side and you don't want to see mine. No, don't watch
Tommy's dark sides. Don't watch the Saman want either. Man. Fuck,
we watched it in Japan. We we're gonna talk about that right now because
we didn't talk about it on the Japan review. The Salmon Dark Side is
crazy. I guess I went into it wanting because I haven't watched Dark Side
a while, so I was like, Oh, that's cool like Salman Doc.
But I forgot the dark side of the ring. So it's like,
Oh, these are all this shitty sam Man, Dude, this sucks.
I guess you could just go watch Saman and Raven shoot. Yeah. Oh
my god, dude, the fucking uh straight shooting. Wow, that was
a legendary shoot on it off We'll all be laying on sofas. But yeah,
Dreamer says Raven, any chance I get, I'm coming after you and
Cactus. I may not change your mind, but I know I'll die trying.
Bang bang. I said that ship and then Justice Pain comes out,
or at least I thought that was gonna happen, because the next is Dreamer
versus Raven. Height video said the Justice Pains theme which is I don't know
anything by Mad Season. So this video is pretty interesting. Actually, of
course it was courtesy of Sony Music Entertainment. Everybody, all right, this
was officially owned and licensed. Did everything's fun here? Don't look into it.
But it plays over you know, the Dreamer and Raven feud, and
then it shows Catus Jack. I guess betraying if you want to put it
that way, Sure, Tommy Dreamer and of course his cause is Raven to
beat Dreamer because Dreamer has never beaten Raven. It plays into the main event
tonight also, so it's all leading to this moment later tonight, and I
that's it's difficult first off to do to do something like this, to be
able to get all these promos and everything, and like sure this up to
like play into a match that was pre fucking recorded. Oh my god.
Yeah, you know what I mean, Like the you have to have a
lot of like great ingenuity, I guess the way to put it. Sure,
yeah, you have a lot of oversight or not oversight, like insight,
uh insight, and have a lot of everything because like this is so
well put together, and like what a smart way because they only had forty
five minutes every week, right, sure, Yeah, so like being able
to use your time efficiently is important, and especially like since you don't seem
to care about getting suit or anything, you know, like fucking just make
the coolest shit ever. Know. These music videos were too, where like
it was the whole song and just really just clips to the song but nothing
was really like SYNCD or anything. It would just but it's I still liked
it. It still had like, yeah, there was a feeling to it,
and uh, a lot of Raven doing the Brian Myers pose. I
thought that was weird. Trust the system, trust you trust the system.
So I was thinking. I was also thinking, like when you just said
that too. I think Japan's VTRs are kind of like that too, where
like oh, you'll play a track, right, and then they'll just show
the clips and then like right, they'll talk over it and then the music
will keep playing and stuff like that. So it's kind of like that in
that sense. It's definitely way different than most of them, like even we
do it's way different than we even do BTRs. Yeah, I agree that
it was very funny though, the start of that one, which is Dreamer
standing in the ring and it's a shot zooming back and forth on his big
asst. That was fucking crazy. Uh And there's also a puzzle piece windows
movie maker effect after the chair shot around the world. They love the puzzle
piece transition. Yeah, that's that dazzled ninety program type. Yeah. Did
you see the lightning bull transition? Was that on your gays? That's what
I saw. I think you wi wait for for the Dreamer chair shot.
Uh no, but there was like lightning. There's a lot of lightning.
They do it in between ads. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they do it here on like in this music video. They do a lot
of lightning. Yeah, it's awesome. They use that a lot. They
use that. Yeah, yeah, I guess they also use the same music
for a lot of the segments because the segments are like like Hype Central and
things of that nation. Yeah sure, yeah, they use this song a
lot to They use Nirvana the lot. Yeah. They're all like coded,
yeah, like with their own music, which is pretty interesting, like the
pulp fiction parts and all that ship you know. Yeah, yeah, you're
right, yeah, yeah, definitely legal as well. Yes, So we
go to a s Walla commercial, Tony, we gotta get you one of
these. I know you didn't have this on Peacock. Listen you fuck I
know you're you must be sick of just fucking cleaning your car, Tony.
I mean, you know, you go out there and you're with us so
bucket in the fucking sponge and you're cleaning the ship out of your car.
But listen, man, you gotta tap it into the she Wall. It's
a goddamn big ass mob for your yeah a lot. It's called the Wall.
I found this shee Wall him up. He used to buy it and
you should. You should get it. This is definitely not the one that
they had in the ad, but you should get it. Wait, I
found the commercial on YouTube. What the fuck? Why did somebody upload?
This is the one they have the ad the world Amazon? Oh wow?
Really? Yeah? This is like always the exact one, which is let
me see this commercial. You got it here, Tony, I'll link it
to you. It's by using It was uploaded fifteen years ago by user name
she Wall as you reserve one. Yeah, you gotta check it out.
You stick of using a power tool to wash your car by this mob w
the ship out of your car. Now you got at town car. Make
it worse. Scratch it up, dude. This is a spin mop.
That's all this is for your car. Dude. Try the Shee Wallet car
wash on your own vehicle and if it doesn't give you the quickest, easiest,
best car wash you ever had, return it for a complete refund.
Well, the best and easiest in the car washes you go through the car
wash, do it when you're cute ever trying to grab them and rip it
down the middle. There's a Ford arrow start here. I used to have
one of those growing up. My dad had one. Yeah, dude,
out of that thing, dude, I guarantee was she wall and everything.
You never let those power ten fucking sponges, twelve sponges. Yeah, they
put them on the top of the shee Wallaw. That's great. Those rims,
that's great. Who is this guy who can't figure out the spray gimmick
one away? Well, he was suffering before we find that she won.
Oh he's up and there in the crevices. Yeah, dude, I'm gonna
gimmick. That's awesome. Stop fighting those gimmicks. Your power toever soak you
wet like a shower with those sponges of the mobbing drown you drown asshole.
You ever go to tuck in shirt and slacks and use the no you can't
call this is awesome, she said, would keep these on the peacock version.
Come on, man, yeah, I mean everywhere. We need a
double guarantee. That's awesome. A double money back, lifetime guaranteed time.
You can still send it back to this day Tony. I'm gonna call him
now and say I water free one. You send it back and they send
you back a letter that says, fuck you, dude. They they actually
have the shee walle on here, Johnny, the actual, while a company
has it on a ship. Yeah, explain to me why the shoe walle
is more expensive now, fuck you inflation inflation, you know twenty one.
I'll buy it in nineteen ninety five match, just stick the price. I
just ordered six of them to send to James's house to wash my ass.
I'm want to watch my car with this, so you can watch his car,
watch the train. The only people that get this or you within no
cards, shut out all my fucking carless motherfucker's out there. We really fuck
y'all git a car, so now we get another Dudley boys, promo Dudley
propaganda for some reason. Yet it's uh, Dudley Dudley, and it does
a big graphic on the screen. It says, Dudley, it's not just
the name, it's a way of life. No, it's it's a many
names. Many of your names are just Dudley. Your name. The man
talking in this promo's name is Dudley Dudley. It's a way of life too,
Huh. I see yeah, so I guess this is Is this the
introduction of dancing with Dudley? That's right? Yeah, okay. Dudley Dudley
says, back when Big Daddy Dudley was running around town being the man of
the hour, he stopped at he stopped off at Cheyenne, Oklahoma, at
an Indian reservation, and being the man that he was, he had to
take care of business. So lo and behold, he poked a honess.
And this fucking joke was so good that they fucking show a video of the
Dudley's beating down somebody. It comes back and Dudley Dudley's still there and it
says he poked that right. Look, he asked him questions here, maybe
you could do like me? Sure? Where did the idea for this come
from? Raven? I think, like, I'm guessing it's from a movie
he watched. I think it's was it Slap Shot? Maybe is the movie?
I feel like that's what it was. Okay, because the idea is
good, because you could add infinite members to this. Oh yeah, the
gimmick was based on the Hanson brothers from the nineteen seventy seven movie Slap Shot.
Okay, I can't believe I remember that. Yeah, that's cool.
Would I have gone straight to Dancing with Dudley? I don't know, but
that hot movie at the time, you know what, was Dances with Wolves
or of course about nineteen ninety actually, so I don't know why, no
idea. And then Dances with Dudley comes into the shot and I don't know
what Spanish? Is he speaking here? Spanish? Yeah? Okay, he
comes in speaking Spanish. And then Big Dick Dudley comes in the frame and
he's still angry, and he goes and Dudley Dudley says, calm down.
Big Dick seems a little tense since that unfortunate accident with a garbage truck,
and it zooms it on Big Dudley's face again, and then Dudley Dudley says
he's a Dudley, were a Dudley. Wouldn't you like to be a Dudley?
Two? Would you like to be a Dudley Tony. Yeah, they're
having a good time. I'd be pizza with Dudley or something. You want
to know all the members of the Dudleys, all of them, Yeah,
like as of this or all ever ever. Oh yeah, go for it,
all right. So there's Dudley Dudley, Big Dick Dudley, Little Snot
Dudley, dances with Dudley, Boba, Ray Dudley, Chubby Dudley, Son,
Guy Dudley, Devon Dudley, Studley Dudley, Little Spike Dudley. And
then for one night only there was Lady Dudley as well as Bushwhacker, Butch
and Bushwhacker. Look, my favorite part of the family. Yeah, so
unbelievable mount of Dudley is that maybe not everyone knew who was Lady Dudley.
Jenna Jameson was Lady Oh wow, really that's pretty cool. Wow, that's
fucking beast totally shit shouts out the family. Yeah, well, you know,
it was only a one night Stand. Big Daddy Dudley had Jita Jamison.
That's right, Stacey Keebler Dudley in there. She was only an associate.
That's a good question. I don't think she was ever in the family,
was she She was just she was wearing the camels. She looked like
a Dudley. She was wearing a camel looked like So we go back to
Joey styles and he says, I never thought I'd see a family with more
quirks than the Jackson's. He so, here we go. We got the
Carver w Read pawn shop. I guess commercial you know this was Todd Gordon's
thing. I saw someone mention it. Oh really, okay, yeah,
I was because I was looking for the Prodigy thing. Sure, and I
saw like a comment that talked about the commercial ones, like you guys remember
the fucking Carver w Ree commercials. Apparently these are in a lot of these
episodes because they're like it's like one of the only places that would like advertise
on ec W. Well, it was fucking Todd Gordon's place, So I
guess that would make a Yeah, he's on the website right now. It
still exists in Philly. Oh, Wow, this is on South tenth Street.
Oh ship, I know where this is. You gotta check it out.
Yeah, I'm gonna go say hey, Todd Gordon, what's up?
So now we actually get a wrestling match on the show, which is cool.
The only one, yeap, the only one. But there's about nine
matches I guess in this one. That's true. So if if any of
you are listening to this and you're like, I feel like you guys have
talked about this, well we kind of did because on the e SID of
the episode where Steve Austin cuts the Steve Amania promo, they show highlights of
this match at the very start of the show. But this is the full
match, so we haven't reviewed it in full and we also haven't read it
with James, so that's even better. Yeah, I'm actually here for EAZW
episode dude, Oh my god, Yeah you usually aren't. That's fun.
Why do I Why do we always pick ease stuff? Oh? Sure,
yeah, that's right. Raven comes out here with Buella mcgilla Cutty Bula mcgilly
cuddy for those that don't know, is with Raven and Stevie brought Bula in
to fuck with Tommy because she in at Summer Camp when they were younger.
She was the fat girl at Summer Camp that was in love with Tommy Dreamer
and he did not give her the time of day. So now she's super
hot and they brought her back to Funk with Tommy dream which is awesome.
Hell yeah. Joey says, I don't see Steve because Stevie does not come
out here, but he says I saw him in the locker room earlier and
he was trying to pay off anybody and everybody to take his place in this
match. Well, the pit bulls come out and Joey says, is Bula
gonna be in this match? It would have been awesome by the way.
Yeah, But Bula does get in the ring and she gets on the mic
and says, look, we got a big problem. Stevie broke his arm
last night in a six man tag match, and it wouldn't be fair for
Raven to fight both pit bulls, So I'm asking for you to make it
fair by making it two out of three falls, and Joey Stoles says,
what the fuck Steve didn't break his arm? I saw him earlier, but
I guess he's the only one that did. And the ring announcer Bob Bartes
announces this as a two out of three falls match. H and then we're
on the way here. So two out of three falls, just Raven against
the pimpules. Yeah, so I did not expect this match to go the
way that it did. Like I didn't get to see the highlights because I
wasn't here last time you guys talked about this. Uh, and I don't
know if I've ever seen this match. Don't worry, I forgot most of
it. Yeah, me too, But I have to say this is like
one of the craziest fucking draw all else I've ever seen ever. This is
nuts, Like they do everything here. Yeah. So it's a two out
of three double dog collar match for the tag titles. For the tag titles
and Stevie's not here. So Pitbo number two goes straight after Raven before the
bell and just straight up atomic drops him. For some reason, it's close
to the apron as humanly possible. I don't know what going on. Well
it was, you know it was a tight guard rail. Yeah, that
was crazy. Just goes straight with the atomic drop is like, I hate
you. I'm going to atomic drop you, I guess Manhattan drop. I
guess it was. It was Ford. Right. Is the atomics backwards?
Dude? I always fucked this up? Yeah yeah, yeah it was uh
whatever reverse atomic is that? They call it Manhattan. That's what I think
they call it Manhattan. Manhattan they definitely so wait, atomic is to the
balls? I think atomic? No, No, it's all to the atomics,
to the s, isn't it. Manhattan's to the balls then to the
atomics a tailbone, right atomics? Tat oh is it? Oh? Okay,
because that's how they get around not dequeuing you. I'm just okay,
I need to look at this. This is an explanation of the atomic drop,
which seems to be to the s. And this is the picture that
Wow, that is all up in her ship. That is like straight to
your ass. Good if you if you're listening, gonna just look up atomic
drop on Google and the should be promised like fandom and this is insane.
Yeah, so atomic drop is to when you drop them the ass, and
Manhattan is to the balls. Okay, the atomic drop has never looked like
this, By the way, this picture on this website, what do you
mean that's how it really should be because workers workers right here, it's the
javitese atomic Yeah wow, okay, so tailbone is atomic to the back and
then to the front. Yes, okay, but I guess technically they're both
not supposed to hit you in the balls, correct, because you don't get
decued for either of them. But anyways, it's just fucking crazy that people
will go straight to Raven and then in a Manhattan drop on. So definitely
called that. Please just come fucking then. So I think pit bull number
two stays in the ring, right, pitpull number one goes to the back
and fucking drags Stevie Richards out bleeding with the dog collar attached to it.
That's awesome. Has hairle two is bald, that's how yeah man, So
yeah, dude, Stevie. Stevie's like the youngest dude I've ever seen.
Yeah, he's bk Westbrook. He is fucking bleed like this too. That's
my favorite white point. Put the dog collar on, you're bleeding. Stevie
comes out bleeding, he's whooping his ass, crop pops to you. That's
awesome, great way to do that. Paul was really good at putting together
these little things that would like all lead to the end of a story,
like, yeah, it was definitely. That's definitely his number one booking trait
is being able to put those little pieces together. That's that's fucking hard,
by the way, it means so much. Yeah, it always and it's
always usually the right thing to do for the characters, which is like,
again, super fucking hard. Yeah, he's already bleeding, bleeding, and
then we fucking just cut back to the ring. There's a table set up
Raven that's a pile driver a pit one number two to a table in the
ring and gets the first ball that was unfucking real and the table breaks so
fucked up. It breaks actually like japan table style where it just looks like
it broke through the center and they just went through it. So I I
love that. First off, I loved it. The first fall went so
quick and they did it through a table because a lot of times again at
two out of three, you know, there's always that roll up, right,
yeah, quick, roll up, or I'll use a chair, get
dq and then we'll get to this. I Mean, they're all great tropes,
but they just you know, we've seen them a lot too, so
it can be difficult sometimes I love the idea of one tag partner getting dragged
out by his fucking bleeding head while Raven hits a fucking pile driver through a
table in the ring. Like that's like pile drivers through a table. Nobody's
gonna argue that, Oh, he should have kicked out of that. Yeah,
I loved that. I thought it was cool. Yeah, I did
too. So it goes to a commercial. I'm sure this was not on
fucking Peacock. No way, this is no no. So there will be
a live chat on Prodigy. You can go to the Wrestle chat room and
talk about e c W after the show's over. Dude, Wrestle dot Go
was where the Prodigy chat was. I've I don't Prodigy was definitely before me.
Yeah, I didn't fuck with Prodigy. Yeah, I don't know what
the fuck that is. Prodigy was like a bootleg AOL. I think,
oh, sure, okay, I believe it was just like AOL. Yeah.
James earlier had found a Geocity site by the name of I Love Paul
Hayman, which is crazy. Is there multiple of these James where it's like
a Paul. It's like the transcript of a Paul Hayman Prodigy chat. That's
the only one I found. I'm sure there is no sure, but yes
it was. It was actually the I R C chat after they showed up
at raw Oh, because I think there's one of Vince on these two.
Or maybe that was an A O L. That was ao L Yeah,
AOL they did a lot. Or I'm sure that w CW and w f
U s a O L so e c W SA we have to use Prodigy.
We're going w W had its own like WW live thing, right,
uh maybe yeah, yeah, yeah, But the old transcript of the Paul
Hayman Prodigty chat is pretty pretty cool actually, like see Hayman talking and stuff
about that kind of ship. It's a lot of stuff that he still says
like about ECW to this day too, so it's not like a lot of
it changed. Yeah, he talked. I mean, you guys can read
it over. Maybe we'll like include it somewhere. I don't know. Yeah,
I'll just find out little if not, James will just tweet it out
on his burner. Yeah yeah, but yeah, it's definitely very interesting in
the way that he talks about ECW. Of course, at the time in
the Prodigy chat that we found it was after they were on Raw and they
get their first paper view coming up, and like, I mean, Paul
just talked about like he said. Someone asked, like who do you I
actually credit him see Biggles Prodigy. He said, who do you consider the
best worker outside of your organization? And Paul Hayman said Steve Austin, Crispin
Wa, Taka Michinoko, and Kento Kobashi. Then he also said he was
in the trenches with Tako Michinoko is one of his favorites. Yeah, he
said, I am a huge fan and even a bigger mark for Taka Michinoko.
Okay, yeah, so I'm sure. Uh Vincent Man read this chat
said hmmm, somebody look up talk. We can't find him, but we
found mich got it. Whatever, We are huge fans and even bigger marks
for Tako Michinoko. Also. Uh So we get back to the match with
Raven and Stevie hitting a double Raven effect on Pitbull number one. Wrong,
this is easy w this even Baby Pearl is still in You know. Here's
the one thing, uh Tony watched Peaco version that was the right. The
thing is true they did sable. I think they just said double D D
T there, that's all it was. That's probably also true. Oh dude,
I didn't know this. Fucking just thinking about the Peacock thing. Apparently
Joey Styles did, like read ub commentary for some point it's on peacock.
Yeah no, I did not know that. Yeah he did. Maybe I
know why. Actually, yeah. Number two hits a superpower bomb off the
top on Stevie through a table and pins Stevie to tie the match up.
I love the super bomb. What a great fucking move. Superbomb, blonde,
bombshell, lost moves, come on now, come on, n ever
super bomb it is. I love it. And they hit a lot of
them for the rest of the night, so I want to just re and
stay here. I love the d I love the beginning here with the pile
driver through the table. I love that it very quickly became tied up by
doing a super bomb through a table. It's a very easy way. Like
sometimes we've seen this as time moves on, and especially as we incur more
two out of three falls matches, that it can be difficult to make them
interesting. Sure, I think the idea of barrelrolling through two falls with huge
table spots is a fucking great way to do this, and it like it
didn't like because sometimes like you would think that stuff will be safe for the
end, but it didn't feel out of place here with how chaotic the match
started, so everything felt like, oh, this is just fucking chaos.
Anything can happen at anytime, Like all these pinfalls make total sense to me.
And somehow it gets even crazier, dude, it gets the like changes.
Yeah, but before we talk about that, James, you gotta talk
about the weed Terminator, all right, So damned terminator. Oh it's a
commercial for the weed Terminator. I thought that was rd's nickname, the weed
Terminator Dominator. Yeah, so what is this? It's a well, James,
would you would you know, would you go fishing with a lawnmower?
I mean you know, no, no, no, no, The answer
is no. Well, if you wouldn't do that, doesn't why would you
trim your lawn with fishing line? Because I'm a dumb ass. I'm a
dumb ass. Well introducing the weed Terminator. It's got goddamn fucking ship on
it and you can use it them. I'm gonna do it. Does all
I got the shoe wall. I thought I was using that cup car.
Yeah, I don't have you have a law though you have along though you
shouldn't recommend that to the dude of the weed erminut. Yeah that's a good
idea, actually, thank you, no problem. So pimple number two sets
of table up and the ref gets bumped in the corner Dudley. Dudley then
runs in and jumps off this table and fucking just eat ship. I thought
he was gonna die, dude, he fucking eats total ship. The table
collapses undrown. That's such a tough one because, like I know his idea
and then like just seeing that thing, I was like, no good,
Yeah he got there though, Yeah he got there. That's true. These
in set up the pit bulls with Raven and Richards on the top rope.
All the other Dudleys are here as well, including Dances with Yes sign guys
on the outside and Big Dick and yeah they're all think Dick is out here.
After getting into shots. You could hear his ass like the rest Oh
how the mix just said, I think they got lapel of Big Dick crazy.
So the Dudley's set up the pit Bulls with Raven and Richards on the
top rope, and Raven and Stevie hit a double super bomb from opposite corners.
But then the pit Bulls fucking road Warrior off no cell immediately crazy and
hit double double ddts on Raven Stevie as the Dudleys. Yeah, I didn't
even double double DDC's. That's exactly what it was too, that's insane.
Pitbull Number two hits a super bomb on Dudley Dudley. Okay, so this
is the part of the match. I was like before I was watching,
I was like, did we watch this? I don't think so, maybe
not, But this part specifically jogged my man that we had already talked about
it Tony, because it's the part where they superbomb Dudley. Dudley. Joey
says all of his inbred brothers felt that one that'll teach you to interfere on
a match. Then Pitbull two super bombs dances with Dudley, and Joey style
says, this is the one I remember. See you at the reservation,
sail out of Tatanka. Here he's looking for work too. Tataka just got
suspended and fired. So yeah, because I remember thinking, Wow, that
was fucking out of bog. Yeah it was. That's awesome. Yeah,
that was crazy. So pit Bull number two hits Raven with a super bomb.
Dude, there are so as fucked many super bombs, but this has
gotta be one of the craziest shits I've ever seen. Pit Bull number two
hits Raven with a super bomb. He was supposed to go through the table.
Instead, Raven's head bounces off the edge of the table and it fucking
ricochet's right off of it. Dude. The back of Raven's head smashes this
table, and yeah, as James said, the table flips over. It's
very Spike Dudley getting lowers a stans to ask it was exactly like that.
It is disgusting. I they somehow left that out of the highlights for the
week after this. James, by the way, I didn't see this,
which is weird because loved showing guys get concussed. He got fucking like I
don't know how, he continued. I don't either, especially because there was
ninety more parts after this that got even crazier. He kicks out too,
Joey Stylesdan says, something stinks stinky, Frayman's got something heads something stinks and
match after the power boom something sticks, says let that go. He says
something stinks and it's Raven has a rag with ether on it, and he
puts it in the face of Pepule two, who is on the apron,
and then ends up. He fucking passes out onto what I now realize is
two tables that was of each other. Yeah, what the maybe big dig
put that together? One hand lifting at tables? What's that? Aquitina's got
that cutter? God damn it. I remember even looked at up Man.
Who was that motherfucker man? Wow, it's uh stupid, Oh my god,
beast a beast man. We got there. Well, yeah, so
ravens used that ether and Joys the says, you can take that crap back
to Smoky Mountains. Yeah. So fucking two is laying on top of two
tables now, which leads to Raven, who is still dog collared, to
Pitbule two, jumping off the second rope and leg dropping Pitbull two through a
table. But the first table doesn't break, So now Pitble two is laying
on the bottom table and then Raven elbow drops him through that one as well.
Yes, Raven leg drop like pushed him to the next table. He's
just dropped the other one. That's awesome. Raven didn't does the smartest thing
I've ever seen. He unhooked himself from the dog collar. Yeah, because
Pipple two is fucked h he unhooks himself from the dog collar. And then
of course, you know, the paramedics are coming because the crowd's going she's
a guy in white. Yeah, so Raven unhooks himself from the dog collar.
Uh, he gets in the ring. As he gets in the ring,
Pipple one is hitting a fucked up suplex to Stev throw a table.
Bulah gets into the ring. Why because Richard's ex girlfriend is here. Oh
my frenzy. Yeah, Francine gets in the ring attacks Bulah. Raven is
not happy about this, so he hits Rimsy. That is fucking crazy.
Yeah, it's it's very interesting to see these characters before they get fleshed out,
you know. Yeah, sure, she's definitely she's not anywhere. No,
she's not Queen of extreme or anything here. She's just she was step
No. Oh, yeah, you're right, I guess not. You're right.
It was just Richard's x Richards X girlfriend is a pig number two.
This is so fucking crazy. So cat fight, Raven hits the Raven effect
on her. Pit Bull number two is now being stretched out. Dreamer is
now here. He in the match. He has changed himself to Raven,
which is legal, which is legal, and puts him in the match.
Anything goes, I guess for this one, and Ravens Ravens are sorry Dreamers
plan of attack here is to bump Raven and then hit him with a knee
drop to the ball and straight to the entire lower region of this man.
What the fuck? And then he them h and Dan pins him. He
pins them and wins, and they said, hey, hold on, what
the fuck are which is that's so crazy that Dreamer wants to pin Raven's so
bad that he'll somehow insert himself in the matches. That's a good gimmick,
Actually, dude, I like the idea of like, whoever is on the
doll collar is legal in the match. It's kind of a crazy concept.
Yeah, that is fucking crazy, Tony. That's what they did here until
from the State Athletic Commission, which we hate. Bill Alphonso. Bill Bill
Alfonso's here and he said no, Daddy, Tommy dreaming, you dreaming again?
I allow that man to take my three balls that was into the contact.
Take the ball. I allowed this. The dog guy, he's just
screaming, screaming into the mic. This that not over. And the most
important thing now Dreamer has his shirt off for some reason. He's gripping Bill
Alfonso up. Bill a Fonso says, Dreamer, this won't go down to
the record books. You've never been riven. Oh not allowed that to go
to the record books. And then the Extreme Commissioner, Todd Gordon is here
and he's in Bill Afonso's face and he says this match is over when I
say it's over, and he fucking shoves Alfonso in the corner and then he
starts fight. He's here, he's fist pumping in the ground, which leads
to Bill Offonzo bumping Todd Gordon, and then Big Dick Dudley choke slams Tommy
Dreamer and Alfonso says, Lee, I'm allowed the jokes laid it should have
because he was the one that banned the choke slam and the choke slim.
That's right, because nine one one kept chokes slaming all of his dudes.
I'm on, I'm allowed, right, dreamer, you're a dreamer. Hell,
yeah, that's true, you're dreaming. Yeah, And then nine to
one ones team hits there he said allow the chuck slam, and now one
was just sitting next stage. Chuck lands alone, and then nine one one
gets in Bill Afonso's busy Wait a minute, am I get your seats?
No? One one gooseles Bill Alfonso, hoists him up crazy and choke slams
him to ship straight up the fucking hell he fucking kills him. Man.
Uh, this was a gold tag team title match, by the way,
that we were still going I guess we got restarted. It's still going on.
Is nine one chokes Slim and Bill Afonso and a double dog color two
out of three falls match happening right here. Nine one choke slims Bill Alfonso,
Todd Gorton got bumped E c W Chance going off everywhere the ring is
celebrating right now because nine one is jus putting the Dreamers, putting the dog
collar back on that he took him off. Now there's still a going on.
Pit Bull Number two comes back to celebrate for a minute, and then
Nie one and Tommy Dreamer help help the pit Bulls hit the superbomb, but
this time, the pit Bulls hit the super bomb the long way. They
load Dreamer and Stevie both up on pit bull to shoulders and they hit what
Joey Styles calls the super super Bomb, and then Todd Gordon is the raft
now and mixed it count and the pit Bulls win the tag title all allowed.
Yeah that sounds great. What so pip Bulls win the tag titles with
the super Bomb and let's fucking go. Let's fucking go. Todd is God,
Todd is God. The crowd's going fucking nuts. The Pipples and nine
one one and Dreamer are opposing and wapping up and easy to chance ringing through
the building as we end the show. I mean, that's real fucking ship
man, that is real ship I really enjoyed this. That was fun as
fuck. Yeah, I mean, like my only complaint is and it's I
mean, it probably isn't even a big deal, but I do wish there
was just one more match on the show. Yeah it couldn't. Just one
is fine, but like great angle, great fucking is probably one of the
craziest matches, Like back in ninety five. This is like fucking crazy angle
and matches and watching this ship. Lie was like, Oh, this is
fucking awesome. Dude. I'm surprised that that Raven power bomb clip hasn't gone
everywhere. Tony like the oh oh yeah, you're right, you're welcome.
Enjoy that one. He could have like broke his neck there on that power
bomb. He was definitely can cuss the ship. I mean he had to
had to be, yeah, unless he was drugged out crazy, which is
also probably true. Oh yeah, also you know, but yeah, man,
that is That is it for East Hardcore TV September nineteen, nineteen ninety
five. And now it's time for us to go back to Japan for the
rest of the podcast, or at least the next part of the podcast,
and then we'll come back to America. Yeah all right, well we're we
go, we go. All right, now, let's get into our trip
in Japan. Why don't you start off by telling him why we're here.
I guess, you know, because we like Japan. Yeah that's right.
Yeah, there's no big work this time. We stayed longer this time than
we did last time. Yeah, I think we ended up staying two weeks.
This time, we stayed like a week and some change. Last time,
Sprite came through as well, who was the master of Navigation of Japan.
He got his ship. We stared at a lovely lovely Can we say
Airbnb? Are we allowed to say that? I guess so, okay,
well we're saying it. We're on an Airbnb. Japan's awesome. Yeah,
dude, this is the same one we stayed at last time. Yeah.
No, I love this place and it's fucking it is awesome. It is
a great fucking spot, super convenient location and uh yeah, so being able
to get the same spot was awesome. And Tony couldn't come. He's got
a million kids. Yeah, he has a family and shit, so we
could not expect him. You know, last time at least was for work,
so we could, you know. Yeah, it's honestly, it started
off like maybe one of the craziest travel stories I think I've ever had.
Yeah, this is insane. So this is I wake up on the day
of planning to come to Japan, wake up to a message from James himself.
It was a message that I'm not often I don't often get from James.
Because I opened my phone and I look at Discord, and the message
I see is James saying hello. James never ever has ever won messaged me
and just said hello. So I assumed it was either good or bad something.
There was a story to come here. James says, do you want
to upgrade your flight to Japan? Now we had looked into this before.
We went about getting like business first class pretty much? Yeah, right,
an absorberant amount of money, like six thousand dollars, And he said,
I looked on I went to check in. I looked at my phone and
the upgrades are eight hundred dollars for first class. I almost fucking had a
panic attack. I said, oh my god. Yes. James like,
okay, I'm gonna do it. He said, you do it too.
I said all right. And so we like we're trying to work it out,
like to get the same because it was like right next to each other,
to these two fucking seats for Polaris that's what they call United Polaris.
I'm like, all right, cool. So James gets his, I'm trying
to get mine. I'm going to check out and it just checks me in
and I said, oh no, nothing, I said, dude, I
can't get it. I said, I don't, and like, James is
like trying to James's screen recording his phone just showed me this. So I
give him a call. I say, hey, I was trying to upgrade
my seat. I saw, you know, seven ninety nine upgrade. I
want to do it. Can you help me out it? Just check me
in For whatever reason, I went through all the process blah blah blah,
she says, Okay, let me check it out. Comes back, she
says, we have never seen this ever. We have no idea this is.
We have no record of this, no record of this existing. I
don't know what you're talking about. They've never seen an eight herd dollar first
class ticket for a fourteen hour flight international ever. Yeah, not one.
So there. I was like, that's weird because I just saw it.
And also my buddy who I'm fine with, got it and they said she
said, oh. Now. This is where I was not sure because I
was like, do I tell her James info because what if like he wasn't
supposed to do this and they fucking reversed yours or whatever. I was like,
I don't want to fuck James over. I was like, ah,
well, gotta figure it out. I would have been okay with it.
I appreciate it. So she's like, give me his comment, like,
give me his info and I'll look into it. So I give her James's
info. This whole process takes like an hour. Yeah. So she comes
back and she says, yep, I see it. Your your friend,
you know, did get that upgrade. And she said, I talked to
my team and we will not be able to honor that for you. Sorry.
I said, what, what the fuck? She told me that the
only upgrade they had for this was not seven ninety nine. She said it
was six thousand dollars. I said, whoa? So I mess James and
James all caps, lmao, what the fuck? And I look at the
legit said, did I hack it too the mainframe or something? Yeah?
Right, yeah, dude, yeah, eight hundred dollars Are you kidding me?
Unbelievable? Yeah, and we already got the flight cheap because we booked
it so far in advance that was fucking clutched better. But like, oh,
it's like, is there anything you guys can do? Like I know
this exists, Like, is there any other way I'd be able to make
this happen? Because I'm flying with my friend. I would like to be
able to be with him for this flight. It's like, I'm gonna check
you I'm gonna uncheck you in, and I want you to try to check
in again to see if you can see what you saw before. I go
through the same steps, and I look at this for the same thing that
James showed me the first time. It is not there. I'm a split
second away from telling her I don't see it, and then I say,
oh, I see it. I see it right here. I see it
right here. Actually she says, oh, what do you see? So
thankfully, because I had already done the process of like trying to do this
to all the same exact steps that I did to try to get it,
except it didn't work. Obviously, I was like, yeah, I went
here, and it showed me if I wanted the upgrade this other flight because
I had a connecting flight. We had a connecting flight from Seattle from North
Carolina. I said, it asked me if I want upgrade. Then I
said no, And there's another one that says seven and nine upgrade for the
flight to Japan. I say yes, and then I try to go through
and it checks me in she says, huh, okay, let me check
it out. She comes back and she says, Okay, because of the
situation, you said, you know all that we're gonna honor the upgrade for
you, I said, I was. I was so fired up. I'm
standing in like the pre check line waiting to get through security. I'm like,
oh, my fucking god, this's fucking up. Tex got it.
So we got a fist bumping into house an the room. Oh my god,
it's fucking unbelievable. I was like, Wow, we just pulled off
the heightst of us the century bro. I think. I think with the
with the upgrade and our tickets, it still costs like less than what we
paid for the first time went in Japan. I think so too. Yeah,
I guess, well you can talk about this part here too. They
also gave us money back. They gave us, yeah, two hundred and
thirty dollars each back. Yeah, money back because I guess there was something
with like our previous ticket that was like, uh, some kind of upgrade
or anything. So like we got that money back because we changed class.
Yeah. So like, yeah, we like made out like fucking bandits on
this fucking thing. I was like, this is the best shit ever.
I'm so I'm so happy. This might be the perfect day to a like
starting travel. Ever, it was unbelievable. Yeah, because you know,
like flying to Japan is hard. It is hard, especially when we're you
know, we're fat, white man. Yeah, white has nothing to do
that part, but it's part of my personality. I never in my life
thought I would fly international like business class ever, oh for anything? Yeah,
you got that. I don't know who the fuck is paying eight grand?
Yeah, yeah, who the fuck has that? Yeah, we walk
on this plane. I can't tell you the feeling of euphoria that I felt
seeing what I would be sitting in for the next fourteen hours. This was
the craziest seat of all time. This is a bed. Usually when you
walk onto an international flight, you walk back I don't know, seven hundred
miles. Yeah, we walked like six steps and saw a bed. Dude.
I said, dude, there's no way we're gonna do this for fourteen
hours. The greatest flight I've ever been on. Yeah, dude, I've
never been on a better flight. I don't think I have either. That
was like primo number one flight. It's it's funny there's like a little divider
between us, and the dude comes by and he's like, oh, you
can drop that. I'm like, what do you mean? He like presses
the button, the divider goes down. I'll be just like, oh yeah,
I thought like it was divided the whole time. And he's like,
no, you can, we can bullshit now? Yeah wow dude. Yeah.
James is like trying to get his phone ship together. Meanwhile, I'm
already I got blankets out. They give you blankets, slippers, you could
have we could have requested pajamas, I know. Yeah right, yeah,
yeah, they had family got on the TV big t it was a big
it was decent sized TV for a flight. The dude. The dude came
by and said, hey, guys, welcome to the United Polarias. You
guys want some sparkling wine. I said, what do I do that?
No? I was like, wow, I'm locked in down, dude.
Yeah yeah, they want by Brian Griffins on the TV. Spark yeah sorry,
and ice cream Sunday. Yeah, dude. I told deb this ship
that I ate on that flight. She was disgusted with me. Really well.
We had like a ribi and then we had ice cream Sunday. Oh
yeah, and then we had like snacks out the ass. Oh yeah,
that was good. It was yeah, it was awesome. Now I'm thinking
about that flight again, not either that flight again, dude. Okay,
we well obviously jumping a lot ahead. We tried to get it again going
back, but it wasn't an option. They didn't let us choose it this
time. They found out. Fucking incredible flight. We watched the Iron clall.
Yeah, I've never seen it before. What did you think, dude?
They had Rick Flair in there? That was not Rick Flair. No,
I don't know. It was good though, it was cool. Yeah,
it was cool. I watched the Joker. Oh yeah, you never
do it. Yeah, it was good. I like that. Yeah,
it was fun. I watched part of it just with no audio, no
audio. I was just raw dogging it. Uh no whale. It's because
it was a fucking United flight. Yea Delta would have had the whale.
Were we on Delta last time? I don't remember. I think it was.
It was okay, god bless so Yeah, unbelievable flight. I hope
I get to do that again someday in my life because that was I'll be
chasing that travel day for the rest of my life. That was especially compared
to last year's fucking flights last year. Yeah, we get to Japan.
I have an unbelievable, unbelievable amount of bags, so just getting around is
fucking miserable. But we get to the airbnb. We took a lot of
elevators, that's true. We found elevator tech this time, which we didn't
last time for some reason, just didn't know elevators. And we we also
didn't get lost. Oh we that's right. We got the first tried,
didn't we. Yeah, we worked out fucking pretty well. Locked in KQ
line, motherfuckers, JR line Oh yeah, yeah, JR line where we're
staying. We had the j R line every single time we take the jail
line, like every single time, every time we stopping for two weeks.
That's what it is. Tell you to shut your hess down. That's why
the second time, you're right. So Sprite doesn't come in until the next
day. So we go to Bay Steak Place, Hamburg Steak. Oh yeah,
what is that place called herd Pico Steak or heart goes some RLD Peckard
Steak, Yes, and Kabuki chow. Yeah, that's uh, that's the
spot. It's the nastiest place, man. It is so nasty as cockroaches
and we didn see the cockroach till the next day. Yeah, but there's
cockroaches and the rats and there's just people are smoking indoors and you walk outside,
they're asking you for massages and ship but it is very good. It
is good to us. Another great James thing on this next day was we're
chilling and James, uh says, he looks at me and he says,
we should buy a TV. This was like crackhead energy. And for some
reason I didn't like question. I said. The next thing I said was
do you want to go get it now? Because the room the rumor and
doesn't have a TV, which is just unacceptable. It was acceptable last year,
yeah, but not this year. Right. So we're like, the
four extra days really locked us in. We had to get the TV.
So we go to don Quixote to buy the TV and there's a few options.
We didn't want something big because we knew we weren't going to keep it,
but something, you know, that was big enough. And then uh,
James picks up a slip and then has an interaction with the cashier that
is fucking hilarious. Yeah, so you pick up the slip and you take
it to the front and you just tell them, hey, I like this,
and then they you know that you pay for it, and then you
leave with it. So anyways, I handle the slip and I guess she's
very fucking confused, because like, why the fuck is this guy buying a
TV? American very clearly American guy buying a TV in Japan. Yeah,
buying like a twenty eight inch TVT inch TV or something. I don't know.
I don't even know how big it is. Probably it's not that big.
Yeah, But anyways, so I handed the slip and she puts something
Google translating and says, you want to take this? And I was like,
yes, yes I do. And this causes a conundrum because there's like
three different people that keep having to come up and help her with this situation
because it's seemingly no one has ever bought a TV from this donkey. Yeah,
you're right, but they put it together and yeah that's nice and you
can carry it. They put a little handle on it. Yeah all that
ship. But yeah, it was crazy, like just walking down the street
with a TV. They were super confused. I don't know if they thought
that, Like, I don't know if she was asking, because she didn't
wanted to ask if we were taking it back to America. Maybe she was
trying to figure out like tax duty or whatever or something like that. Or
maybe you just said, are you sure this is what you want? Yeah?
That makes sense. That was funny as fun Yeah, her just showing
her Google Translate. Are you sure? Yes? Do you want TV?
So we all sleep forever. I get woken up by James. James says,
hey, you want to go get a steak? I said, oh,
I forgot about that. I'm like out of it. I'm like,
oh, because you open the door, and I'm like I'm fucking scared,
Johnny, skip the ship out of me? What the fuck? Oh?
I didn't mean to scary you. I just like, you know, it
did well. It's because we went to bed so early. It was super
it was super early, so we woke up like super early. Yeah,
and like what's the twenty four seventh place? Oh, the steak place?
Yeah? Yeah. So James he wakes me up and he says, you
want to a steak? I'm like yeah, yeah, I'm like, oh
fuck it. I was like, what time is it? And he says
two thirty am, and I just fucking laugh. I just bust out line
and I said, and of course I say yes, yeah, no,
yeah. We go fucking three am to the same steak place where greeted by
sea roach. That's my boy. It's just a store on the fucking floor.
We sit down our table, a guy directly at the table next to
us just lights up a cigarette. It is three am, and yeah,
man, it's I mean it was. The food was good, but it
was awesome. Yeah, selling cigarette smoke and having to think about that roach
was fucking kind of gnarly. Still good though, it was fucking good.
So we leave there. We start it's like probably four am. Now now
we're brown. Was in the area what what's the area called Kaboki Choe?
Yeah, okay, so Kabuki Chow. We're going around in the red light
district this Yeah, so this area is full of people trying to convince you
to uh fuck as many prostitutes as possible or by any means, yeah,
or you know, get a come up to you want a massage? Ad
nauseum? Do you want a fucking massage gets to the slex massage. What
was that massage? Okay, we continue walking. We turn a corner and
then a man standing on like a second story is now singing the Lion King
theme song at us. I didn't know he was that close to us.
He was super he was. I turned around and looked down and he's like,
look, youre right dad, singing the Lion King songs. Yeah.
I was like he was a Japanese guy singing English lyrics, which was fucking
crazy. I said, okay, man, I don't know what's going on
here. And then we keep all turn another corner, We're going down the
street, and then all of a fucking sudden, I hear I legit jump.
I was so fucking scared. James out loud said, wow, let's
get the ship out of me. I look over and there's a pile of
trash, a trash like barrel, and the oldest man possible whatever you think,
the oldest Japanese man alive looks like it was him standing behind the trash
barrel. In just a he was surrounded by trash. This was the trash
man. It was. It was the trash man. And he is barking
at us, staring daggers at us. We are very far away from where
he was at by the way, we're like across the street. We weren't
even talking because that's why we heard him, because he was fucking barking at
us. I said, holy fucking shit, man, that I was dying
laughing. I thought he was gonna come after us. Well he wentn't have
done very well, awesome, and we kicked his ass. He's probably like
an iconic kabokach O, the trash trashman. Trashman got his ass kicked at
four a M. Dude, what the fuck was this problem? You think?
Do you think we were gonna steal his trash? I don't know.
I just like remembering looking over to my right and seeing that dude and just
going scare this ship out of it. I'll never forget his face. The
oldest alive there was definitely we're like ten minutes later. I forget who was
but one of us said we should have kicked his hand. He was hide
by the trash kid. I got like a tall trash cat, all this
trash in front of him. I'll kill you, buddy. Yeah. Wow,
that was so fucking funny. It was very We're only here like a
day really, and that's already happened. Yeah, you're right, Yeah that's
fucking so. Yeah, we walked back to the crib. I wrote trying
to go to Seedling but fat so we plug DPW and a shakes yack I
forgot. Yeah, so we're gonna go to seed like cork and but the
fucking arms seas we can't. We couldn't last year, especially not this year.
I mean I've only gotten worse. Yeah me too, man, like
tenfold. So like, yeah, we went there like we I only know
if we went in there because we just knew no. We were like no
to go yeah sprice still went. Yeah, so we just went to shake
shack and and booked like the next three shows for almost the year pretty much.
Yeah. Yeah, we came up with a bunch of new ideas for
other ship too, But it was like I'm sure none of it will happen
where I scratch all out and but yeah no, but that happens a lot
where you know you gotta have the brainstorms. Definitely a draft, it was.
It was just a weird, a weird situation of like we were about
to go to a s we don't go. So we sit in a shake
sheck and for an hour and just book a ton of ship. Like what
if we were in Japan and a pigeon walked into shape shack and started intimidating
the customers. I have a picture of it. Yeah, the pigeon there.
Costomers are scared shipless. I don't know why the like people over here
are so scared of pigeons. They got chased out. Yeah, they chased
go together and make a force. Yeah, just that was crazy. Then
we we walk around some more. There's like a water park there. Oh,
Tokyo dumb city, Okay, Yeah, yes, like like little kid
stuff, like a log gimmick and like a little playground for the kids to
Yeah, did the ship the fucking log ride thing? They were coming down.
They would come around and James and I would go they look like,
yeah, you know kids out of the time, like like cheering them on.
They're like, that was fucking awesome. That was a that was a
cute moment. It was yeah, it was. We were reminiscing about not
being old time. I need a shower. I need a shower. So
the shower here is not the easiest to finagle. There's a whole system to
it. Like it's not just turn it on and it works. There's like
a machine that you have to also turn on to get the hot water to
work. But then also like in America, like you don't even have to
like it's there's no words on it. No, there's like I just turn
off. Yeah. Yeah, it's like here, like there's like writing on
it. And then there's the machine you were talking about that you have to
turn on. It's like, Lord, So I'm trying a shower. I
just like ship. So I try I turn it on. I'm doing it
how I had done it the night before, exactly the same. But there's
no hot water. I say, I give it a minute. Maybe it's
just fucking you know, because it's it's a weird, fucking system. I
would take a minute. Ten minutes later, still freezing cold, I said,
this is not good. So I go to techman Sprite, who usually
knows how to fix everything. He brought off the book there is a fucking
playbook of that. The Airbnb guy leaves you for everything, and like Sprite's
trying to do detective work to get this to do. It must have been
a half hour he spent on this yeah, he you know, shout out
to the sprite. He really did. He tried his hardest, but there
was no one a hot shower too. Yeah, there was no hot water
coming out of this, so we're like, oh no, this sucks.
Thankfully, James reached out to the guy and was able to maguver his way
around the house. What did you do? I had to go outside,
like into the side like of the house, between like the other houses,
very to the water heater. Yeah, very tight thing. Yeah, and
uh but it was pretty simple. So but it was definitely a panic situation.
Yeah. I was like, wow, we're gonna be were trying to
go to the public saunas. I don't know, I was gonna take cold
shower. I was like, already fucking I was already mad. I was
like, fuck it, I'll just be mad in the shop. Yeah.
Sure, but that would have been for two weeks straight. I guess in
my mind I was like, I would he would have come out to fix
it. Nah, he would say, go to Afu. You a kabuki
cha, go get your cock count with the boys. Day after that is
when we woke up and watched Dynasty. Oh yeah, okay, fun time,
just yeah, waking up in Japan at you know, eight am or
whatever and watching wrestling that I usually watch at night is very weird. It
is weird. Yeah, but I kind of like it. Yeah, I'm
not against it. I not watching it. And then we go by our
day. Yeah yeah, that's awesome. And then we went to Todokin.
That was our tod Okin trip, right, which is the big wrestling store.
Fucking awesome. Yeah, no, it's great. I love tod Okin.
I'm always itchy to go to any wrestling collectible place because I have a
problem. And uh so we go there. What I fucking even buy?
Oh we've saw some sweet vhs? Oh yeah we did. You didn't end
up buying the uh the Pancrase one or whatever? Right? Or was it?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it was like a UWF collection. Almost
did, but I side not to. We can still go, yeah,
you know, we still got some time. I bought CZW. They said
it couldn't be done on vhs, which that was awesome, fucking tremendous.
Yeah. I got a Kobashi and Masawa char Pro two pack. I was
very excited about that, and just little I bought a Masato Tanaka little fucking
figure thing. I don't even know what they call those. That was awesome
too. Did you get anything else? I feel like you did. I
got UFC one and two on vhs. Oh yeah in Japanese. Oh,
I got you a gift because it was your birthday. Yeah, Chuck Lidell,
I got you Chuck Ladell. Hell yeah. They have a ton of
rye Back figures if you want some every every rye back figure if you ever
wanted. We've talked about because they have a ton of DVDs there, not
just of Japan wrestling, they have like fucking CZW like iw A Mid South
from like years and years ago, and we obviously don't do DVDs. We
talked about out just making DVDs and selling them to Yeah. Yeah, just
here you go. So if you ever take a trip to Japan, we're
planning on having I'm sure we can make that workout. I wrote little Man
on Pizza Hut Scooter. Why did I write that? Oh, dude,
robot a pizza Hut school. We got Pizza Hut and then we said we
should getizza. And you got Mayo Mayo corn pizza. You like, I
got it twice? Yeah, Mayo corn pizza yeah. I was super surprised.
I was like, wow, this is actually good. Yeah, that
was crazy. Pizza was good, though. I liked it when it's like
crispy, that's when it's lit. The second one was a little too.
We got it way later. The second time, I think, yeah,
yeah, the first time was fucking beast. It was like crispy. Oh
goodness, gracious. We went to a bunch of gotcha fucking game places and
James got an unbelievable amount of jerk almost. Yeah, I fucking was dominating
those machines for the is that thing? I don't know. It's like a
little dude out here. It's like a mass got guy for something. And
he looks like the Jerk office or from South Bar. Yeah right, he's
blue. And you got a lot of them. Yeah, yeah, I
got a lot of them and uh little ones and I got the bigger one
most importantly, what did you get? Oh pussy lips figure? Yeah,
I couldn't believe that. So, like we walked by and we saw like
this figure and I was like, wow, a YouTuber. Yeah it wasn't
a YouTube, I don't know, maybe some shick. Anyway, she was
in the machine, and uh, I was like, you know, you
don't fucking win the box ones very often, Like, yeah, I get
lucky to win the box a whole box. Yeah, it's like a box
figure. Anyways, I fucking dominated that thing. It was like second trial.
It was actually unbelievable. I was very impressive because I was having a
bad time. I was trying to get this fucking snore likex no luck,
I was pissed. Yeah, well we didn't know or pussy lips were all
alive. So so we take it home, done figure, and we open
it up and I pulled out the box and the first thing I see,
of course, she's upside down to the box and just got her ship all
out. Dude. Yeah, I mean she's got Panti's on or whatever,
but her lips are all over the ship. I mean, yeah, brand
lips. I mean good for her. I mean, you know that's crazy
she was. I mean there was a lot of those two to get.
Yeah right, there was titty ones. Yeh, there was a lot of
that ship. Yeah, yeah, I was. I got curious George.
Oh yeah I did too. Oh yeah I got that big yeah yeah yeah,
spank my monkey this one. It must have been your birthday that's like,
that's like a new thing, I think, or not spanking your monkey.
No, that's definitely not. But I think like Japan's like super inty
curious George. Is that right? He's over now? Because I didn't see
any curious George last year. Not, No, no, we didn't.
I'm sure you know, I'm sure Japan's like curious George. But like we
saw a ton of minions last year. I saw way more curious George.
You're right, that is true. Yeah, well, well you know we
both represented. We got some curious George. Fucking yeah. Yeah. The
next day he went to a baseball game. Oh yeah, that was fucking
cool. It was cool. It were rough, Yeah, they were rough,
but they weren't the worst seats the trip. If you're fat, you're
just not making it over here. No, I mean, keep some complaints
out here if you're a fat fucker like us. It was the the Carps
versus the Swallows. I forget it? Was it the Is it the Tokyo
Swallows? Is that right? Yeah? The Carps were definitely the away team
and moreover, Yeah, that's what I just didn't make any Carps. I
think, what was it? Maybe you're saying yeah, something like yeah,
the crowd is So I went to my Well, it wasn't my first I
went to like a maybe my second ever baseball game. I went to a
baseball game when I was super young, and then I went to one recently
when my parents Phillies game got blown out. I don't want to talk about
it, but did you get blown out by? Don't worry about what did
you get blown out by? Questions? Let the people know. Watch me
playing, DUDEU this fucking guy for real. I was rooting for the fucking
Swallows because it's the home team. That's why you do, James, and
for some reason spread as well rooting for the Carps away team, dude,
because I saw the little dude they had, the car boy Boy car Boy.
Oh my god. Well, I couldn't root for them because they ripped
off the fucking Philly fanatic. You can't just do that. What you mean
the fucking mascot is the Philly fanatic with blue lips that ship. Man.
They got a better record than the Phillies I had. That's not true.
Phillies are doing awesome. They were shut out. We looked at the record
of both these teams before well that's why that crowd was a little light.
The crowd is crazy. Yeah, the crowd like has synchronized chants and songs,
songs and the whole game music that they play. They have a trombone
on both sides, right, And there was Yeah, there was definitely cheerleaders
for baseball. That was it was on an event. Yeah, it was
cool. Its cool. Yeah, the crowd is great for that. And
I was like, this doesn't like how this does not translated it to anything
American. That's how it is that the Braves games, we get down like
that. Where are Atlanta Braves fans at You don't even watch I'm fucking chipper
Joe's Like, you don't even know. Man, I was there the whole
time for no one. The Atlanta Braids are killing it, dude. I
mean they're doing good. Of course they are. They're good baseball. Were
you getting the Phillies are doing what you? First of all, Phillies are
doing good and the only reason that the Phillies are behind them is because the
Braves haven't played as many games of the Phillies. Because the Braves win more,
more swag hard Fuck this guy. Yeah, No, that was that
was sick. That was fun as fuck. I actually really enjoyed that we
saw him run. We did, we did see That was the only score
all game. It's a horrible game, dude, it was so bad.
You guys are not winning nothing. I had a parlay that no one hit
third. The ELpH has got it too. It was fucking closed next day.
It is one of many fucking raining days. But we still went to
bj W that day. Yeah, and that was uneventful. I don't remember
anything about bj No, it was pretty much nothing. Abbe had a good
tag match. Pondo was on the show. Have a good tag match.
That was awesome. Yeah. Abba had like a nine minute like undercard tag
Yeah, where like he beat the ship out of some dude. It was
awesome. It was a really good story they told too, they did.
And then Pondo was in the main so we were fired up with astronauts by
the way, that's right. Yeah, Ponda was in the fucking main and
uh yeah, they didn't do ship not really, especially compared to the Freedom
Show. He went to Freedom is all. Yeah. Freedom Show was fucking
sweet. Also that night we meet up with Darren, who you may remember
from the last Japan story of being with us at the karaoke attic. That's
right. Boys are drinking and Darren walks away, and I'm looking at the
menu and I say, that looks good. Chrissas what I said, looks
like a milkshake on that thing already easy Kayas, Yeah, that's right.
And Spreade says, I think that's just like chocolate milk. I said,
it looks like more than that. So I says, okay, I'll try
it. I said, I'll try it too, sprite. I look at
James and I say, James will try it as well. You know,
just get a round of this for the boys. They've been drinking already.
I don't drink, so like this was not an issue for me, but
I guess we were them too. I've come to find out that this is
It was an issue for everyone but me. So when it comes out,
this is crazy. It's four chocolate milks, there's whipped cream ice cubes in
it, and then like what I thought was a straw, not a straw.
It is to stir the chocolate syrup because you were making chocolate milk.
So James's pissed. He's stirring the shit. Shit's going everywhere Yeah, they
flowed it to the brim. You have to stir ice cubes in a fucking
slim glass. It's good, there's just whip cream. Good. I was
just trying to drink beers, eat gizzards. We drink this chocolate milk and
everyone is Darren said, wow, I don't feel drunk anymore. We might
have found new uh hungover tech stomach hurt like crazy. Yeah, I mean
everyone was not happy that one. Just so you know, I thought it
was delicious. I had a good time. I was fine. Yeah,
we were drinking it chicken hearts and gizzards and liver, and you're like,
let's get chocolate milk also with the ice. It's like god damn. And
then after that is when we met up with Darren and one Chris Brooks for
some dinner and a lot of drinks. I didn't I had an unbelieve amount
of coke on the rocks Cola on the rocks. Of course, you might
have got more fucked up by ninety cokes in long term. Yeah, yeah,
a fucking lutely absolutely. So this is where Sprite Sprite said his best
Sprite's drinking. He's drinking some more and he gets crazy, and Sprite is
talking ship to Chris Brooks is mouthing off, so Chris Brooks challenges him to
a chop battle, and Sprite's crazy. Sprite and Chris Brooks are now chopping
each other in this fucking place. Sprite shirt off getting jumped, Chris Brooks
not shut off. I had to take it to that next level. He's
chopping the shit out of each other. And then they respected the code of
honor after which I appreciated very much. So we're headed to another place and
all of a sudden, I hear someone yell Chris Brooks. I said,
I forgot about this dude. Oh my, so Chris, I guess someone
was a fan of Chris Brooks sees us going to this next place and for
some reason has a kid's toy World Championship, like the big Gold. Yeah,
he's the World Champion. He's the World Champion, and Chris Well.
Chris was offended by this. Chris wanted to be the world Champion. So
then a contest is held with James as the referee, with Chris Brooks that
gets this guy for the World Championship in the middle of just the shittiest area
you could fucking find. I believe Chris is up via octopus. Chris had
him tapping, trying to get the Tiger Driver in. He was tapping already.
I was like, hey man, he tapped out. He tapped out.
Chris said, I'm taking it to that next level. So Chris wins
and takes the world title, and Chris wanted to keep this, but this
guy would not. I mean I didn't. I didn't appreciate this to the
guy. You know, he lost his title, he didn't want to give
it up. I thought that was bullshit. But his reasoning for not wanting
to give up this Toy championship is because it had Little Ray Black's autograph,
which I respected a lot more real I found this information out, I was
fucking insane. Yeah, I uh, I'm glad that I don't drink because
I someone needs to remember this stuff. Yeah, sure, don't think anyone.
I don't think you guys. I was still coherence somehow. I don't
know the ref. Yeah, I was the ref. Yeah. And then
we go to a what was it described like a medical bar, a hospital?
He was a theme bar. Yeah, like uh, like one of
the gimmicks where like the girls like a nurse and all the drinks have something
to do with like for some reason, it's all shit related issues. I
don't know it's Chris Brooks hair place because they're all the time for some reason.
This is the worst place I've ever been to in my life. I
don't remember most of it. I hated this place. It was a small,
like not even like I remember. I remember the dude watching Barbie in
there. Okay, there's one we go in there. There's one guy sitting
there who has been there for what I believe he says was like seven hours
at that point, and he's watching Barbie with Japanese subtitles, and he's just
chilling there. We're all crammed into here. It's hot as fuck. It's
like just the tiniest room ever. I don't even I can't even describe how
like a bathroom size. It was fucking small. Sprite's fucked, can't even
walk, Sprite is fucked. James is getting there, but you can you
handle it better? Yeah, But it almost got worse because Chris Brooks then
is adamant that James drinks the Enema cocktail, which he fucking refused to leave.
James eat the fucking thing and it comes out it's like a cocktail with
like a turd in it. Yeah, like it's like I can't remember what,
right, yeah, something like that, but it was ship. It
was shit colored. Yeah, it was like ice. It was like ice
or something. I don't remember. I just remember looking at us. It
was a turd. Yes, he got milk. Yeah, I don't know
what the fuck? Yeah, but I mean, how do you remember how
it tasted? The ship cogtail. I didn't like it. I'm not a
liquor guy. It was a liquor yeah, yeah, it was liquor.
I'm not a big liquor guy. I'm I'm uh. I like light beers,
especially after fourteen beers. Yeah, yeah, I'm a beer guy.
So, like I already knew I wasn't gonna fuck with it. But then
there's a big as ship in it, and I said, I guess I
really a this, but I did it anyways. Uh, and it tasted
like liquorice almost, I think, really, yeah, I'm sure that wasn't
the vape that Chris Brooks was having that is liquors flavored. Yeah, it
could have been that, but no, I think it was that because it
was like mushy. Yeah, it was like I ate a turn or something
that was horrible. That was horrible, but I mean like hanging out with
the boys memory. Yeah, like I'll love I'll always remember that. Ye
Little Ray Black, World Champion, Ray Little Black, Little Black. Yeah,
I'm sorry, Yeah, she's fucking that's crazy, the world champion Joe.
Why did he have her sign that? Because she's super into Dragon Game.
She was on Big Gold. And then we go to a mall day
after that, pick up a bunch of fun stuff, like James bought a
was it a cartman, a Christmas cartman? Yeah, Christmas cartman. I
bought a ton of Fire Pro games. I don't know why, I just
fucking I can't. They're so cheap. There's so cheap out here, Like
eight Fire Pro Games was like fucking like forty bucks. I was like,
why not, everything's cheap right now? The yen is super horrible. Yeah,
yeah, which worked out great for us. I'm not you know,
I'm not celebrating it obviously, but yeah, it is what it is.
Yeah, I know it worked out great for us. Yeah. I bought
a bunch of shit there. I bought I saw some saw things that I
didn't know even what they were. I just snatched them and grabbed them,
and James laughed at me for it. He just like sliced his hand across
the side. Thing is, I'm gonna get these two. I don't know
how his brain registered what they were. And dude, I don't know.
I just I saw colorless. There was a highway above us, just like
work everywhere. I said, what where the fuck are we are? We
still even in fucking yeah, because I think we had to take Was it
this one where you said it was like the train that like the last stop,
uh, like it ends at the last top of Japan? Was that
this one? I was just kidding. That wasn't real. That wasn't real.
I thought that was real. This joke that we're going to the end
of Japan. I don't know that man has taken so long I believe.
I'm sorry fuck because I didn't know that men. So yeah, we fucking
took forever to go to Rizin. We went to Rizin, which is MMA
fed sadly just a fucking dog shit show. Yeah, bad card, Bad
Card, which included an American against a YouTuber. Yeah the fuck were these
guys? I don't know they stunk though, Dude, I don't think I've
ever made as much noise at a Japan show as I did this one because
I was screaming. I would yell boo, and you hear a guy like
fucking just from the other side of the we're gonna go, dude, horrible
fight. The American guy, I guess had his like karate kids. Yeah,
he runs like a class year in Japan, and they were cheering for
him, and this other kid was a YouTuber. Horrible, horrible fight.
The main was good, Maine was fucking sweet. There was a knockout.
I enjoyed that, but everything else was like the lightweight shitters. Yeah yeah,
everyone over hears like flyweight bandam weight. Yeah. Man. I was
like, damn, come on, man. I thought maybe there'd be a
lot more technique because there because usually there's a lot more technique in the lower
weight class. Sure there really wasn't. No. It was back a dude
into a corner and fucking pray it would it would sit on them like they're
not even trying to like change them ount you know what I mean. Like,
oh, I was very confused. There was one, by the way
that was way gnarlier than I think I thought it was because there was a
guy that back to gut into a corner and he was I thought he was
stomping on his toes. Oh the achilles on his achilles. Yeah, nuts,
that was way crazier than I thought. It was so respect for that.
But yeah, everything else was fucking doo dooo except the main which was
the champ who It was a tournament final that the champion had made it to
the finals of, and then one I don't know if it like, we
don't know who, but that's what it looked like to us, is that
that's what it was. Wasn't a featherweight champion made it to the end of
a featherweight tournament and then won the tournament. I think he was like a
kick Maybe it was a kickboxing chick tournament. I like the other way me
too, the featherweight champion kicks everyone's ass because it's Blatore. Belatsore did that.
Bltsore would do tournaments with a champion in it, and like sure,
yeah, yeah. I mean I'd never been to an MMA show before me
neither, so going to one, just in general, especially in Japan,
was like, oh, this is fucking cool, even though it wasn't a
great show. We bought flags and there was a gotcha machine that we got
a guy that had an orange logo. Yeah, that was cool. That
was awesome, and some guy we marked up for into these walking byes were
laughing. Yeah. And then the day after that is when we went to
Philadelphia. Oh yeah the Philly plays dude. So Dev told me about I
think Spraye may have told me about this last time, and we just didn't
get to go. There is a restaurant that is all Philadelphia themed and I
was like, oh, that sounds cool. I don't know what to expect
it, I'll go. And we went and that's exactly what it was.
Yeah, there's Eagles ship everywhere, flyers like every sports team and stuff there.
All the people making the food are wearing like Phillies and Eagles shirts.
There was two other people there, like groups of people that like were also
wearing like Philly stuff. I was like, this is the fucking coolest shit
ever, because like last thing I would think is like fine, anything,
you know, I'm sure I'll find like a fucking hat or something here and
there, but not like a Philadelphia theme place. Yeah. Sure, that
was fucking awesome. Uh. And they knew I was from Philly because I
was wearing a Philly shirt, So I guess they just assumed that was or
at least I liked Philly. They had like a big board of the Septa
like rail system. Uh. And I guess everyone would like if you go
there, they want you to circle where you're from, and I circled mine.
I was like this, fuck cool. I got to write on the
wall, so I wrote Jump Blood on there. So if you ever go
to Japan the Philly restaurant, you'll see John Blood on the wall. Oh.
They took a picture with us too, that was on their Instagram.
They were super nice, they were Yeah, I wrote Braves for Life on
the wall. Yeah for Jones. We all started just kicking his fucking ass.
Then Jones give me help me. I love that place though. That
was awesome. They were super nice, just asking about stuff. I told
him James was a wrestler. That was awesome. The next day, it's
fucking raining again, so we don't do anything. What we do do it
though, is watch the Lax versus OG's compilation video the whole thing. Yeah,
we watched the guy James hated to do a review of Cheff. Oh
yeah, holy shit, man, eat the food. This guy was talking
about everything but the chef Bard and James is like putting his fists at the
table angry about how fucking much this dude is talking shit. He's like comparing
Chef boyar D to like God, Like what the fuck is because I used
to eat Chef Werd crazy first off when I was a kid, and like
we go on the boat like DNA sausages and Chef Brd. That was like
that was the real ship. Yeah, lit John boat out there. That's
what you eat. And like, yeah, dude, beef Favioli is good.
He didn't like you didn't like b Favioli said, there's not enough beef
you think you're playing for buddy, He popped it to off off the little
kids. Uh, there's a beef in here, it's not for a thirty
five year old man, buddy. That was a fun day. That was
a you know, another nothing day. The day after that, we went
to Freedoms. Yeah, it was fucking fun. Yeah. Not arm seats
at the Hurricane either. Yeah, the the bleachers are better for fat dudes,
but like my ass still hurt, dude, No, back support at
all. Yeah, just rough. Yeah, we had to cheese and move
up to find a railing. I'm super glad that, like we can move
up. So there's just some that worked out. That show was fun.
Yeah, Freedoms is awesome. That show was fun. Taketa fucking man man,
who's the guy faced crazy chicken? I don't know, dude, that
was fucking awesome. They had a Wasabi board, yeah, with like wasabi
legit on a board and they were opened cut bumping into it, gnarly as
fuck, crazy finishing stretch with a bunch of just non That might be one
of the loudest matches I've I've been to in at Corgan Hall. Is that
right? Yeah? I mean they were fucking fired up. I mean it
was a great match. It was fucking yeah. The finishing stretch, like
I said, was awesome. Tokyo fucking Towers just getting annihilated. Yeah,
that was cool. A lot of people that one that was more THANJJW had,
right, So yeah, I think so too. I was fucking sweet.
But yeah, James, uh got what you almost got it? I
mean are you you're you seem okay, but you definitely were getting sick.
If not had something going on. I don't know if it's something we ate.
Yeah, it could have been like a little like food poisoning or something.
But yeah, I was like super lightheaded. I was like, wow,
I'm gonna fucking pass out. You almost fucking lost your phone. Like
your functions were fucked. Yeah, yeah I was. I was telling him.
As we were walking back, I was like, wow, I don't
even know if I can like walk. It was bad. I was like,
you know, on the train back, like you were like eyes closed,
like fuck this, and I was like this sucks. Yeah, sure,
but you woke up today like I mean, you're you know, you
little Naisily or not Naisily. Sorry, but like you know, blowing your
nose and stuff, and but like you don't seem as bad as I thought
you were gonna be. No, no, I'm fine. But I mean
you took medicine pretty fucking quick. Yeah I did to fucking combat it.
But yeah, I mean, I why I bring it up is I can't
believe you made it through the Freedom Show. I couldn't either, yeah,
because like it got bad. Yeah it did get bad. Yeah, yeah,
I mean I probably if we didn't move seats, I probably wouldn't been
able to but like because we had pretty like we were able to move around
and worked out well yeah sure, and like that I would have like if
I wanted to see the main bad, Yeah, because I we were.
I was totally down to leave. Yeah, like I mean I want to
go to Freedoms, but I wouldn't have been like fucking James. Like,
Like, the thing was is that I didn't feel bad. I just felt
like I was losing consciousness. Yeah, sure, which I guess might be
worse. I don't know, but like I didn't feel bad. I was
just like, wow, I don't know where I'm dying. But that was
I mean, that main event was awesome. And now we're on today.
We're on today and we uh recording the pod right now. That's that's the
end of the story here. I mean hopefully there's a KFC. Oh yeah
yeah, yeah, I'm not Crispy out here. No, I've never had
KFC out here. What did you get? Just a piece with fries?
Yeah, and uh, don't really hit. They didn't have any sides or
anything. It was fries. Really, no mash, no mash, no
no of that. I'm sure they have it there because all the other KFC's
that we walked by, the like little buffets, Yeah they are, yeah,
yeah, but yeah, I was like, wow, this is not
crispy at all. And it could have been because it's delivered, but the
delivery was under five minutes. It was very quick. Yeah. The KFC's
like right on the street. I almost got KFC with sprite last night but
it closed. Yeah yeah, I was. I was like wow, yeah,
I mean KFC in America is pretty fucking good. Yeah's no boat Jangles.
Yeah, let's not say that too, but yeah, surprise, Yeah
that sucks. That's uh, you know, get your ship up KFC Japan
fun. I wanted to speak, you know, I went back cheese.
What was that? But yeah, oh I had octopus for the first time.
Oh yeah, you didn't know it accidentally. Yeah. So he just
ordered a bunch of ship at like a little easy Kaya thing and I thought
it was I ordered chicken. Yeah, usually what I do. Yeah,
we just ordered gizzards and fucking chicken and fucking hearts or whatever. Yeah,
octopus and like he was eating I guess you thought it was fried chicken.
I did. Yeah, it's just calamari. Anyways, had it does I'll
wants say it resembles Chicken because you can definitely tell his octopus in there.
I couldn't really, I legit just thought it was chicken. Oh okay,
yeah, yeah it's good though. I like it unlocked it for me.
Yeah that was that worked out great? You had I did have ramen,
which I never had. Yeah. Uh and I you know it was good.
Yeah, I enjoy Yeah, I enjoyed. That place was cool.
We fuck we never went back there. No, we didn't have was that
uh yeah it was it was kabuki Joe. Yeah, we should do it
before we leave when you got a night Oh yeah yeah right Brooks. But
yeah, so that is uh, that is our Japan trip. I can't
say enough good things about coming to Japan if you have the means to do
so. I mean, it's fucking awesome out here, especially if you're a
wrestling fan. Oh my god. Yeah, if you're wrestling, there's always
a show. Yeah, Like, there's so much to enjoy, especially because
it's uh for people who don't live in walkable cities like I don't. You
don't sure right like Philly kindae is I guess there's a metric. Yeah,
I can get around pretty easily. But you know, no, I've lived
in car cities my entire life. Yeah, So, like being able to
be in a walkable city where it's like, oh, we need to go
to Todokon, It's like, let's just get on the train and go,
and like we do. This is fucking insane. It is fucking nuts.
It's cool yea, And like all the foods go out here, and like
it's cheap. Yeah, it's super cheap right now. And like beers are
fucking everywhere, like you know, beers are at shake shack here. Yeah,
that's right. Yeah, I don't know if there's anywhere we went that
didn't have beer. It's just a fun, like tourist place. I think,
like even even in the most tourist trap areas. M who gives a
shit, Just go get trapped. You're a tourist, you know what I
mean. Experiencing that is like you're missing out. If you don't run into
somebody that's trying to fucking fuck with you, you're gonna get white boy tax.
You're gonna get you know what I mean. Time we didn't go anywhere
that would like what a white boy tax. Any chicken did last time did
they white Boy Taxes the second time for some reason we went there multiple times,
and then white Boy Texas the last time. Oh okay, that was
weird. Yeah, that is weird. But I don't know if anywhere else
did maybe the hospital bar. Yeah. I just see it all as like
experiences, fun stories to tell. You know. I'm not excited to be
white Boy Tax. Any restaurants listening, We're not excited to be white Boy
Tax. But yeah, no, uh, you know, I I appreciate
anyone to talk about it. This is my second time here. You're third,
right, third, Yeah, I can't wait to do it again.
You all right. We're back from Japan now. And of course we did
have a fucked up flight home. Of course we did. And Tony,
I mean we were there a long time. I mean you couldn't get a
flight there any of those days. No, I could not. It was
hard. It was hard getting We're all sold out every flight to Japan,
wh I tried, and then you just you know, everybody's everyone's leaving Japan.
Really, I don't know what I want. The problem was, Yeah,
they no one's going there, all leaving. It was an early fucking
you know, time to go so fucking get up super early, get all
our ship. I have to leave clothes behind because I bought too much ship.
You know whatever. Sweatpants, dude, like six pairs of sweatpants and
I didn't wear the whole trip, had to stay behind. They put them
on over each other CBA style. I take him off randomly throughout the flight.
We leave the Airbnb guy a TV seven pairs of sweatpants and we almost
left them sure microphones, but we actually ended up keeping Oh we left them
the doll the uh I wonder if he saw it? What? Yeah,
you left that dude, Oh my god. The figure we talked about,
the pussy lip figure, pussy lip thing that James Tony James gott a you
remember the the like when we went to the Claw Machine fucking things. Yeah,
and they had like girls in like bikinis and ship. Sure James got
one of those and the girl had like it was like she had like a
bikini on or something, but you could like full out line of her pussy
lips. Wow. Good. James left it on top of the refrigerator.
The refrigerator, it just looks at you like posing, Yeah, I forgot
you left it there, fucking hell wow. Yeah, we left on the
TV too, and he said thanks for that. I don't know if he
said thanks for the pussy lip figure though, Oh, I don't know.
I don't know what he's into. You know, it's a it's a quick
pro quote that you get the pussylip figure and a TV and he got cushions
for his hard, hard fucking chairs. Oh my god, my ass cheeks
have been getting rammed for like seven days street two weeks even. Well,
it didn't help after that, James that we get to the airport and then
we say our goodbyes to Sprite there because Sprite's flights not till like two pm
at another terminal, so I could always go to Japan with Sprite. Man.
He's a beast with dude Sprite, Like we could say, hey,
we want to climb to the highest mountain possible and he would say, okay,
I'll fucking get you there. Yeah, he is always down for some
fucking Shenanigans. Yeah, love Sprite. I can't wait to do that again
with them. Oh. We also talked to some dude before a flight who
was very interested in DPW, which I thought was very nice. Oh,
the guy that was in the Navy or something. Yeah, the and the
Army. Yeah, he was like station in Virginia. Yeah, it was
a cool guy shouts out. And there was another old guy that was a
ghost mark and was talking to me, who I then saw after the flight
in the bathroom as well, which was great. Crazy talked to about DPW.
We saw like ninety different times. Yeah, that's right. They kept
popping up. They were they were, you know, secondary characters on our
TV episode We get on flight Now the flight plan we obviously we tried our
best. We could not get the super base flights with the beds on the
way home. Yeah, sadly was not happening. So we had got seats
that we were like, okay, this will at least do. It was
gonna be James and then me and then according to the seat map forever it
was nobody next to us, not just there were seats next to us and
people weren't in them. No physical seats were next to us. They were
nothing. It was it was blacked out, like it was the same shade
as walking through the row. It was right, that's right. So I
was like, okay, that's probably where like you know, the area where
like fucking they it's maybe it was too close to like the bathroom so they're
gonna be seats there, or it was too close to the like where the
fucking stewardess fucking area was or whatever. Regardless, I was like, fuck
it, that's fine. Me and James will fucking buddy up. It'll be
fine. So we get on the plane, looking at my ticket and looking
at the row and I say I think they fucked us, and James says,
nah, that's it. He's a nocean find and I say, no,
dude, there are two seats next to where we're supposed to be.
Now, on the right side of where we're going, there are two you
know, the whole section of that is just two seats next to each other.
And then the aisle. We are in the next aisle, which has
four seats, which is where we were, and the guy next to me
was fucking same size as us. So we we's got the fat boy row
man. We got we did get the huge one. It was four fat
boys. Yeah, four fat boys in the little row. So yeah,
we're like fuck. And I'm like, you know, we're sweating and it
sucks, and this is a long flame. It's eleven hour flight, and
you know what, that is our fault for being fat little white boys.
So James, I know everyone wants to know. But James did, in
fact try to watch The Whale again. Oh, I fucking did on the
way up and bag no Whale two ways, fuck you United. They did
not have The Whale at all to watch. Uh, So instead James watched
Wonka with subtitles and neadphones. Oh it's I watched the whole movie the Wonka
some titles only don't with me and Tony ever so often I look over all
right, sorry, I'm watching some on my own. I'm watching Spider Man,
and James will like nudge me every once in a while, and I'll
point to the screen every time the dude from saying that that is nuts.
Yeah, I look up, there's subtitles. It's it's you know, musical
notes and then words the home movie. You got headphones, right, headphones
they had, but not for me. He did put them on for the
Star War though. Oh man, I had to show Johnny t I nudged
him out, and uh for some reason, Princess Leiah kissed her brought up.
He also nudged me and just pointed at Yoda. He wasn't doing anything.
Okay, the Empire strikes back. I'll never get to be able to
talk about this against I just want a big s Empire strikes back. Yoda
introduction is the funniest fucking thing I've ever fucking seen. He meets his little
green dude in the fucking for says, where the is Jona. He says,
oh, he's somewhere, I tell you, and then he goes to
He's like, what the fuck is going on? It's this little animatron.
He nudged me to look at this. I don't hear or know what's going
on, just because using its like me, you know what I mean to
try the woman's little ass. So fucking wrong with you, man, I
just sit next to us for eleven hours. Look, I'm telling you,
you guys gotta go. Empire strikes back and get just for that apartment.
That's ship ever minute. I was trying to say, Johnny, but he
even had that in. She's not like James was saying words to me either,
Tony. That's all understood, especially doing wonka, Tony, what then
is going on? Why read it looks like it sounded great? Yeah?
It great? That's your review of Wonka looked like is that a good?
Yeah. There was a coughing child in front of us, not next to
us, though, and he kept standing up on a seat and staring at
James with daggers because I was trying to show them Yoda and the Empire starts
drag with it. You can stop nudging the kid on his shoulder. I
can't feel. Yeah, So the flight's done. James is now watching the
camera of our seat had like cameras from outside the plane, Tony. So
James is like watching this, I'm like blown away by what I'm looking at.
My ass hurts so fucking bad. Like got those seats like they have
they probably should replace the seats that we were in, because like we definitely
like annihilated them, like there's no there's no there's no recovering those cushions and
it's just fun. And I was farting in mind. I mean, you
get rid of that. I'm trying to watch whatever, dude, The way
that we are persisting in the seats, Like I said, it's like faboy,
so like we were just trying to make it work, you know.
So, like I'm never really like using the back support on the seat,
and like when we're on the flight, I'm not really thinking about I'm not
really moving or anything. You know, for the most part, I'm just
kind of chilling. So like the right side of my body is like kind
of up the whole time, and I'm never really using any of the sport
on the chair anything. So, like, you know, twelve hours later,
I stand up and I go to grab my bag from overhead, and
I go, wow, my back hurt's like bad. That was like a
that was like a sharp fucking pain right there, But not like he could
stop to think about it, because like people are trying to get out of
the fucking plane. Yeah, So like I grab my bag and we get
off the plane and we're walking down the thing. I was like, wow,
I can't even like bend over right now. This is like fucking fucked
yeah, like legit, like through my background, it still hurts today.
I was like, Wow, I'm getting the oldest fuck bone seat And look
at Yoda not hungry dude. We were praying. We were praying that they
like we were praying that they would like see how just fucking uncomfortable and shitty
fat we were in these seats, that they would come up to and say,
oh, you guys are too fucking fat good? Should we just tell
them we're really hungry? Go to the first the first class now stepped,
get your fans up there immediately, So that officially unless we fucking forget something,
and bringing up next week was uh, well, I guess we could
talk about Amish road kill abyss and oh my god, all right, because
you're on camera now so you can do this. Oh camera camera, How
did that? Why did this come up? I don't even remember. I
think I just said that out loud. I said, you know, Kenna,
he was just standing at the train station, That's what it was.
Jarn, Yeah, that's right. It was like, you know, can
I right? Because I talked to Abou Kenno before and Kenno does that crazy
tent where he just puts his hand fucking forward. Uh. I was like,
wow, you know what that's like? Fucking he did say it was
like and then I was like, oh, that's like Amased roadkilled too,
And he was a call. So if the whole trip we're doing this combination
of Kenno kill and a business taunts and we're like this is the greatest.
I mean, if one wrestler did this, they'd be world champion with DPW
tomorrow. Yeah. So it goes in order of taunts and everybody can do
this. By the way, it's Kenno into Abyss into Amish roadkill. So
you put off the fist. Yeah, Kenno, this is a new Deadlock
like taunt. Did you come in for the abyss and then you come in
for the chicken and then you go into the top Guyah. But yeah,
man, Japan was fucking incredible. And then you know what, Man,
you never know, ever know when the Deadlock boys might show back up in
Japan. So I'm excited. Yeah really because we won't tell you or maybe
you never know. We might have to tell them next time. Brother oly
shit. That's stay tuned for more. But that is it for this edition
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