Stop, Or My Dog Will Shoot! (S18E20)

Listen, man, you gotta let it go, relax for a couple of
days with your family, come back fresh on Monday. Really, you're bad.
You bit me my own dog. Bit me. Four finger discount,
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Oh, My Dog Will Shoot Iron and O Wolf for fourth and I am
guy, are you a wolf? Wlf? Wolf for a rough? Rough?
Rouff? Whatever? I understood why they say rough? I guess they
do sound like rough? Rough sounds closer to wolf. It does? Rough?
Yeah, rough is more of the sound, isn't it. Yeah,
rough is what a wolf sounds like. Well, the action is too wolf,
but that actually sounds like a rough. Thank you for being very precise
about it, cat in the ours. But what I guess me how kind
of sounds like? Do they? Yeah? I guess I kind of yeah.
Yam yeam, yam, yeah, yeah, yam. Yeah. We're
definitely appealing to the fetishists. Yes, the cosplayers, Yeah, this time
around. But we'll get off that. Yeah, as they get off on
a well played damn Stop on my Dog Will Shoot an episode that you know,
it was there, It had its moments, but I thought the opening
Maye segment just bore the hell out of me. Was it there? My
second note, Wow, not a lot happening. No, No, not
a lot happening in this one. This very much felt again like an episode
that you know, they're making a movie at the same time, so that
haven't have a time to sort of dedicate to making this somewhat entertaining. But
I always like the Bart and Santasortle helper stories. Everyone loves them. We've
had a pet dog, you can relate to this, But I don't think
they really they didn't go heavy enough with that. When Santa's little help a
bit Bart right hmm, that should have made you don't really see that they
just kicked him out of the house. I feel like the response from Bart
there should have there should have been more focused on that, the relationship of
Bart and Sanders, because at the end he's just like, hey, you're
my dog again. I was like, that's a bit of big betrayal of
trust right there. I mean, if you've got your beloved childhood pet that
you know takes a nip out, you dogs in particular, we tend to
view those as all faithful, as you know, friendly and loving and never
do wrong by cats. On the other hand, they're just pieces of ship
that just crazy cats. Not for me anymore at all. But I just
think that there when that happened, I went, oh, that's a that's
a big moment. We've never seen santas Laper attack Bart before. Yeah,
And I just don't think they really gave it the attention that it deserved.
But I did. I did have some not laughing out that most by some
chuckles, so we get to those of my favorite moments. But overall I
didn't think this was all that much really this episode. No, I think
it's again one of these episodes. It's got a pretty it's an idea that
you know, someone raises it in the rider's room. It's like what it
sound a little baby have a police dog, and everyone goes not bad.
It's one of those stories for me where I feel like we already had this
before, but we haven't. But it just seems like one they would have
already done. He did what did I know? He went to the in
the Canine Mutiny when but sells him, gives him up for the we has
the credit card scam and ends up getting Laddy and then lets them take that's
right. They reclaim they're going to Laddie and they take sen it. This
little happened instead, which is a prick move. Absolute though, and there
were seen as little Hep doesn't know where he's going. But yeah, I
always thought that we had that, but I guess maybe I'm confusing for the
Duff and Mackenzie that stuff for it Spuds Mackenzie. Yeah that sounds about right.
But yeah, it just feels like a good idea that either wasn't that
Yeah, that just wasn't properly fleshed out season eighteen Toobston is we had some
ideas, the ideas were there, not even a for effort. That's the
problem. The effort was into the ideas for most of these episodes so far.
Yeah, so how would you how would you say that a for ideas
see for evident? The ideas were evident, but sees get degrees, Yes
they do, indeed, yes, But but overall how you been You are
just recovering from your chemical brothers and you're so what was it was chemical brothers?
Cocaine? And what was the other thing you had at at that festival?
Many many beers? It was it was it was a good Weekend Day
on the Green. That's the festival that we tend to have just outside Geelong.
It used to be an annual thing. I feel like every second weekend
Ours Day on the Green. It's so weird, it's funny. They had
the big billboards up on eeath the side of the stage and the next one
coming up with Chris Aazac, which is kind of the polar opposite with the
Chemical Brothers, who was just on an episode of Friends that we reviewed for
the One of Our Friends. Yeah, is he like Phoebe's boyfriend? In
that one? He kind of boyfriend. It's the one after the super Bowl,
Okay, the big one that had as many guest stars as possible.
Very charismatic Chap. He was really charismatic in that. But but you can
tell you he does, you can tell how charming he is. Also for
someone who basically looks like James Dean or something like, it's a real goof.
That's what he played up in this episode, kind of you're not a
dumb goof, but just a charming goof. Yeah, there's the thing though,
Nikol and I discussed that she loves the What's the really slow song?
That made him hit Wicked Game or in Love? You know that the big
one with you. I think that that's that's weird wik game. I hate
that song. Oh no, no, that's what I like. It's the
other one. I didn't like that A bit of bad, bad saying.
I fucking hated that song when I was a kid. I can live without
that one. I like Chris Isaac a lot. Yeah, I mean I
remember, I think I've said this. There were two competing music shows like
Australian TV. But how ago, oh we said back in the day,
back in the day is like my childhood, back in my back in your
day. We got a way back back into time. But there was countdown
on US on a Sunday night. But there were Sounds Unlimited on US on
a Saturday. I never heard of that one. Okay, we had rage
and video hits. They were the two competing ones for us. So we're
not so we're not so dissimilar. We've got a lot of like you and
I Dan, except I was watching it in color. That's true. And
also, yeah, your TV wasn't steam powered like no, you just had
Bobby on a little bike accident. But one morning it sounds unlimited. They
had the clip for which I think was Chris Isaac's first single called Dance and
wait. This must have been this eighties, right, This is like eighty
five, ra eighty six. This is that long ago. Oh yeah,
this photos came out and you see it. It was new when I was
a kid. Yeah, you see him back in the day and he's like,
who's this Patrick Swayze esque? Yes, very much. So you now
he was rocking the elbows esque boufon hair style and you know, slick suit
and he looked like he just stepped out of nineteen fifty five or something.
But I just remember thinking, Wow, who's this guy and who's this song?
This is great. I went down to the record store. There were
stores that sold records, and records and records are a thing against You have
to explain records anymore, that's correct. There was a time for about twenty
five years that he's had to explain records to people. What are these pancakes?
Yeah, and bought the album, just played it out because it was
yeah, fantastic beauty of vinyls. He put the vinyl on. He just
listened to the whole thing. Oh absolutely yeah. But at the Chemical Brothers
on on Saturday night they had Chris Iasac coming to Down the Green, two
tickets for the price of one. Clearly he's not selling Oh wow, I
haven't seen any marketing for it. It's a shame it is. It is,
But I get the thing that he's not the kind of songs. He's
not really like a headliner, is he? Oh no, I think so?
Is he? Okay? Pretty long career Down the Green headliner you reckon.
It's like a I feel him. He's like a little Creature's Brewery Sunday
afternoon headliner. That's what we were all thinking when we saw it. Was
like everyone's going off for Chemical Brothers because it's loud, techno and everyone's just
really getting into it. And he's more like, here's here's a song I
wrote, well, you know, fall in love. But his song that
wicked games. You're saying it takes me back to a movie that I'm recently
purchased on Blu Ray, not availble on Blu Ray. In a Stroba in
the States, my mate Matt Blumb shout out again, it's bringing it back
for me, the family Man, And this is the song when Nicholas Cage
finally realizes wait a minute, she's actually really sexy. TAILORIONI right. I
should have realized as soon as he saw it was cage, you're an idiot.
But she is dancing, acting or sexy, and it's just like your
everything do this song. She's drunk in her unease and she's dancing. I'm
just like, please hot, I rewatch family man do it. Yes,
it's definitely worth it. But a good weekend, yeah, very much.
But I am also of advanced years and it takes me a little longer to
bounce back from what we call too much fun. He walked in and Nicola
goes, hey, are you going just recovering from the weekend? Nicoli goes,
it's Wednesday, guy, I'm old. This is what his reply was.
I took Elliott too. We had a practice game Gelong Essendon last Friday.
Nicola and Holly took. Holly not coming to the footy for the rest
of the year, by the way, just had enough by second quarter.
She was like, I want to go for what I want to do this.
I'm like, we're watching the football. But that was interesting. But
Elliott, this was the first time I've seen him at the footy truly invested
in the game and he was saying, Geelong is like screaming and cheering,
and everyone around him it was almost like he took him along for the ride,
because often you go to a game at Geelong and it's pretty quiet,
but people sort of sit on their hands all the time. And it was
almost like all these adults around him were like, this kid's like five,
and get into it. Let's get him feeding off is in there? Yeah?
It was great. I really enjoyed it. So this next week the
footy starts and I can't wait. Your weekend was a lot more wholesome than
mine. Yeah, sounds like it. But you sound like you had a
lot more fun than I did, though I had a different kind of fun.
I was feeding Alley's energy. You're feeding off of something out something else's
energy. Energy comes from other sources. We're not We're not gonna discuss that
too much because oh we probably could on the show. Did you pop the
pills and go ah oh oh yeah? My favorite favorite moments, mister Davis,
What did you enjoy the most from this episode? I'll give you a
couple of mine, right, Mine were so Who's gone with whom? I
just like that. I thought It was a nice button to that scene because
it's obvious, but I just thought it was just fun. Shukoue seems fun.
Yeah, dumb, but fun. But she only loves the suit,
not mother lay and I was really enjoyed. And it's it's silly, I
know, but it come to chuck out of me suggesting take the whole week
off. Why did we do that? We're so far behind. We're pretty
we're very much on the same page where our favorite moments, because I've written
down I love Wiggans Holiday planning, isn't it always the way when you get
that, it's like, oh, it's a long weekend. Well it's the
last week of school. You just you tune out. Yeah, look,
I'm not going to do any work the day before I stop work, so
man, might as well take that one off as well. Can I stretch
it out to the following Monday? Way you work that, it's like,
no, you can't take a date public. They can't take days off after
public holidays or this, that and the other. And I'm like, you
know, fun, man, indeed, let's go start a podcast. And
now old bus when Dando calls me on a public holiday, we're recording but
that were my two favorite moments. Ye. I liked both of those very
much. I also liked how they folded in theme music from other cops shows.
Yeah, the theme from SWAT in there. At some stage we have
cops. I don't think we had cops. I don't remember hearing bad boys,
bad boys, What are you gonna do? We've had bad cops,
bad cops like season four. Yes, But in this episode particularly, I
had the theme from SWAT. The I realized that, So that was a
TV show? Was it? It wasn't. I had no idea. I
had no idea. The movie Swat was a taker for the show, was
it? It was? You did Me Have Spell? I did not know
that. You had the SWAT TV show back in the seventies and eighties.
Then it became the Swat movie with Colin Farrell and cool Ja. Yeah.
And now there's another SWAT TV show that's been going for It's one of those
ones where you know, nobody watches Free to Wear TV anymore. The Rookie
is another one. Yeah. So it's one of those things that's been going
for like seven years. Oh my god, you've done like three million episodes
of this and I haven't watched a single one. Yeah, because this is
the thing. If streaming services don't pick them up, people just don't find
them very much up and then streaming services do get them. Was like,
I could binge watch seven seasons Suits. I just want to watch more and
more, and then the freeway station cancels it and then Netflix picks up for
a season and it's never any good. That's true. Well, they because
they don't make Suits anymore, right, do that that ended three years ago
for you? Well they're now doing this, like ah, really a new
series called like Suits La or something felt like the first few seasons of Suits
and then it became more about the drama than the court cases. When it
was all about the cases and it was more like an episode by episode basis,
I find I can enjoy those shows more when it's that kind of show.
You know, I can miss a couple of episodes, come back,
it's still fine. But when it became so arc field, we don't want
to asks. Some shows need arcs. These shows don't need them. In
my opinion, shows like The Practice and Boston Legal got aus right, have
the odd court case, have the odd non court case, have the odd
you know, drama again, yes, but get that balance just right.
Yea. But yeah, suits became all about the drama very much so.
But I think they also had the theme from NYPD Blue in there at another
show I want to watch, Yeah, what's the first episode? And I
was like, naked man boobs, What's what's going on here? This was
from nineteen ninety on. I did not expect this. It was very ground
breaking back at the time. Okay, yeah, we're really pushing the envelope
of what you can do on commercial TV. Yeah, it's cool. It's
Caruso. Right. Yeah, it leaves pretty early. I'm sure. I
think he's in it for a year a year and a half and he was
the real breakout star of it, and justifiably so. I mean, he's
pretty good in it, but he's like, I'm gonna go be a movie
star. Now. Was he a movie star? Well, he tried to.
I tried to because then he was like oooh you for someone who was
reportedly just a nightmare to work with, I've heard that. Yeah. Yeah,
he played his cards very very well in terms of like m I ple
d Blue Ye made him a star. The movies that he made didn't do
all that well then, lucked him to see some m he did that like
twelve years or someone was probably just making money hand over to this and now
he's just retired. CSI was sort of like the I also was like the
cousin to Law in Order. It was like, you're the CSI man,
or you're a law and order man. Very much of it a bit like
beetles and stones, Yeah yeah, or backstree boisoning. We've had a lot
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the battery for us, depending on how old you were at the time.
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you there eating the beast all right, mister Davis. My first trivia
question for you is how far did the family drive to get to that festival?
Was it fifty miles? Correct? Yes, okay. Then when Lisa
is being thrown in the air to find a way out of the maze,
she sees an amateur production of what didn't write any of those down? What
were they? It was you can't take it with you? Okay, one
of those. The whole mazing except for the visual with the dog going through
the base like a nineties doom Mask video game, which I thought was quite
a funny visual to the tune of Freaking a Leash? Was it? It
did sound a bit corny. It did sound a bit corny. Actually not
corny. Is in corny? No corny? That makes sense because they're in
a cornfield corny with a Oh my god, these guys are operating on a
higher level. We got to start giving them more credit here. I think
they might be asleep at the wheel where they're making the movie, and it
said they come up with the corn and a corn maze. The song Freak
un the Leash by the making new band Metal Corn can be heard while santas
Lap is going through the corn maze, So he's a he's a freak.
Not on a lot of that stau Yeah, going through a corn maze while
Corner is playing. That makes a lot of sense. We're gonna reevaluate this
episode five stars would recommend it. Next the cultural references by the way,
so Bart's vision Sanders will helps a take off a RoboCop, which we knew
justin vohees pit here. But blah Clippy as well, Clip, you should
have been in my credebas. I like that. It looks like you're trying
to eat me to help you. How annoying was Clippy? Clippy was a
bit of a drag. Yeah. When he would pop up, it's like,
you know, I don't need your help. I told you to need
your help. Stop appearing. There's always that person at the office and need
to help with that one they grit the gym. He is, Yeah,
can I come to need to want to spot your bro? Yeah? No,
thank you. And the title is the reference of the movie which mister
Davis it would be Stop or My Mom Will Shoot starring selbst Stallone and the
Golden Girls. Is Estelle Getty? Really? What a random combination? Yeah,
well, here's the thing about this movie. Now, I don't know
if this is a legend or something that Arnold Schwarzenegger made up. He does
what to make stuff up? He does, I mean all this it's so
funny that documentary that was on Netflix he was talking about or so much of
what they said was bullshit. He had some Austrian term for it, and
so many people use it as like the soundtrack to their life. They're like
inspirational quotes from Arnie. He's like, it's a bullshit. Yeah. Well
the thing in Pumping Iron where he's talking about I've been coming in, Yeah,
it's like every time I pump up. But it's like I'm when I'm
a woman, had coming, so you know, I'm coming all the time.
How great is it to be me? And he said later, I
was like, it's not like that at all. Some people are been saying,
you don't realize NLD probably doesn't have an accent anymore, probably just like
hey guys, how a you doing? I love I Love America. But
the story that apparently Arnold tells is that he had this rivalry with Stallone around
this time, there's the early nineties, and he'd read this script for this
action comedy called Stop On My Mum Will Shoot, which is it's a pretty
dumb ass movie. It's a ship title. It is it is, I
mean, apparently the original title of someone like Dialem for Mother, which I
thought was much better and much better. Yes, but he wanted to sort
of prank stallone, so he said, Oh, there's this really great action
comedy. I'm going to follow up Twins by doing Stop on my mumble.
Shoot. I'm still thinking about it though. Maybe I will. Maybe I'll
World and Stolen, sort of like I'm trying to get into comedy too.
If Anold's into this, I'll try and cut his lunch and get it.
Yeah, he made it. It's just this garbage that nobody liked and was
like, ah, punked you stop look this up, stop or my mum
will shoot. And I have to see the cover of this. Do I
remember the cover at least? Um? I have no recollection of this film
ever existing. It looks terrible. Yeah, is that what they were taken
off? When Arnold Swartzon and Rein New wolf Castle was running out with his
grandma on his shoulder. Probably, Yeah, yeah, terrible, But I
love that Arnold just mind gaming yeah all the time. Yeah, Well that's
why he is who he is. He got to the top, baby,
But it was much over a question, isn't it. What was the name
of the officer dog that he replaced. Oh, I missed that one officer
jaws Jaws. That's right, yeah, Bubby party. Oh when bart is
attacked by the maths textbook, what is the angle on the cover? I've
said, text man, no idea? What was it? Sixty degrees?
Alright, all right, that'll do for trivia. Let's get into a review
of stop or my dog will shoot unless you have one more question for me.
No, okay, apparently says here on the wiki page. The horn
stuffer who would horn stuff? Wuld be the one that pretended Yeah, the
horn I imagine. So the corn new Coopia stuffer. That was Maurice LaMarsh,
was it? Now? I have him to do a lot of appearances
on The Simpsons, but never actually like give him an actual character, true
except for that Treus of Horror where he was doing the mowso Wals. But
it was good to see his name in there. But there were some other
names in the guest star list then, one which always nice to see one
is like, oh, in Retrospect and Everything, such a good choice.
At the time, everyone must have thought he was though, because he was
in Everything was in Sidefeld. He was in a futurema that we did recently.
Yeah, but the original edit of Stopping My Dog Will Shoot was May
thirteenth, two thousand and seven, production code jab F one two, written
by John Frank, directed by Matthew Thorn. Guest starring, as you were
saying the guest who was it, Rudy Giuliani, Yes, and Stephen Hawking
here you always appreciate and Marius Lamash chopboard game. We got the full intro
this time, which was surprising. Did was it pearls and not oyster bath
yep? And the cash gag was where the Simpsons family just more and more,
just keep coming and appearing. So the episode kicks off with let's go
to the top of my notes with the family arriving too well. I think
it's Oktoberfest, but it's just half as festival, no alcohol, no fun
barts complain they drove so far to get there, March says, because you
can plain, you have to go watch this guy make a wagon wheel.
Yes, apparently the tasty kind. No, do they have those in the
States Or was a wagon wheels an Australian concept? I think it might be
very much an Australian thing, but like a flat, like a round of
flatter chocolate Royale, aren't they pretty much? My dad loves wagon wheels.
What was your dad's chocolate that you knew every time? Is his birthday?
But buying these you'll be happy. My dad's is violent crumble, and chocolate
royal is violt crumble and wagons. That's a really good question my dad.
I don't think I had much of a sweet tooth. Okay. He loved
his savory stuff though. Really sausages and mustards really okay, what's what particular
sausage any sort of particularly Oh, just a good Kransky cranky okay, yeah,
and some nice hot mustards. Takes me back. It's weird when you
say Kransky. We used to have German class as a high school. We
we studied German as our secondary language, and once every six months or once
every couple of months that let us have like face first and bract first day.
And I was always in charge of going to pick them up from Sikita
Meats. So you give us all, everyone give me five dollars. By
the way, shout out to Skeeda Meats should be friend of the pod because
I go there all the time to get chevapi and a nice spicy churrizo and
some of their burgers. Their fantastavapi is to die for, so good.
We're gonna trave them in the fridge of time. I'm going to go home
and cook some after we're done recording. Let's wrap this up. I've told
this story a million times again. Tell it again. Remember I told the
Ford barbecue. Oh yeah, we gave the slav Goo all that money to
buy sausages and hambags. He all he bought was a baggage of barba,
just a buppy fucking size. It's just a uppi fucking and we're disappointed.
And then we gave us to Gavapis. We're like, well played, have
some more money. Sakina meets. Yeah, so I'll be in charge of
going to get the sausages. We'd go, we'd have a little portable barbecue
in the classroom and we'd be learning whilst someone is cooking the bat verson and
vice first in the room. Oh my god, it was the greatest,
What a way to learn. So you've not forgot that lesson, have you?
No? No, not at all. No, shore mister Cabrey,
He's not Cabrick. Mister Cabrey. He was our German teacher, a bit
of a nod ball. But you look back now and you go, what
a fucking legend. Wagon wheels were the Internet of the nineteenth century. Really,
No, this winning corner copier is my star. Fuck you stuffed your
horn? What everybody does it. I can testify at the trial and gonna
be no trial. I felt sorry for it. You can take it back.
I'll be your trial. There will be no trial. There's definitely moments
where I'd hate to be in that situation where you know you're fucked and you
can't do anything about it, where you've fallen. Pray to rural justice.
Yeah, not fun. Apologies to our rural listeners. You're probably abide by
the rule of law and don't kill people with pitchballs. So there's moments like
Robbably, we watched The Equalizer three last night, and there's moments of this
kind of aspect in that those movies just get more and more. I was
like, oh my god, I'm watching a horror movie. Yeah, mccaull
is basically like Jason Boy. Yeah, I won't spoil anything, but when
that guy goes out the window. I said to Nikola The one thing they
do so well in these films that john Wick films don't do is they make
you hate the villains so much that you want them to see this happen to
them. John Wick first, the first one a Killity Dog Yip, so
bit by the end of it was just John Weiks going around killing guys were
trying to kill him. That was it. Yeah, I feel bad for
the Henchman than john Wick. Yeah, where this one here, I'm like,
these guys need to die. Yeah, and luckily they do. Sorry,
you're really a spoiler of Egalizer three. You know shit's going to get
equalized. Yeah, and it's so funny. So we watching it and nickol
and I just sit there the entire time going, oh, you're going to
be equalized. They are. I enjoy them more than john Wick. I'm
not gonna lie. I love john Wick, but I watched this and I'm
like, this is what john Wick should have been, I think. So
they're a bit more sort of down and dirty. Yeah good, yeah,
really good stuff. So if you've never seen the Equalizer of trilogy, do
it. I'm sad it's not gonna be another one, but they're doing a
prequel trilogy apparently I would if they do a prequel with be Jordans apparently gonna
be playing him, Well, get John David Washington, get his son.
That'd be cool. Who's a really good action star. I mean, he
did a great job in Tenant. So yep, I'll be all for it.
Let's do it. Yeah, let's make it happen. Let's write it
ourself. And also let's do a sequel to Tenant with Denzel Washington playing his
son's character in the future, and and better sound quality and better and so
you can actually hear that what people saying. But Homer sees the thing for
the maze, the corn maze. Bet you can't solve our maze. He
gets offended by this and he's going to leave, and then walks into the
maze, apparently with the family. Anyway, I didn't. I thought that
was kind of funny that, yeah, oh screwed this maze. I wait,
yeah, it's funny. They're all in the maze. He throws Lisa
to try and find himself. If it's lost in a maze. I've been
lost in the maze once and it was fucking infuriating. Was a hedge maze?
I've been in a few hedge mazes, and I don't think I've ever
got lost, but I think at some stage I was like, I don't
think I'm going to go into any more hedge mazes. I'm just bored of
this. It would be embarrassing. Well, I we did it on our
honeymoon. I said to Nicola, We're wasting so much time in this thing.
This isn't fun anymore. We could be doing stuff that people do on
a honeymoon. We could be doing each other trying to get out of the
hedge maze. So that yeah, they're stuck. Then they march, just
splitting up. I wasn't a fan of this next bit either, the whole
Homer thinking that she means the marriage, and he gets goes on and on,
and then he's like, before I met you, I had friends and
dreams and it's just whatever. Some of these jokes just go on too long.
Hundred and Yeah. So Homer then tries walking trying to just tries walking
walking through walking through us right the electrified fence. Yeah, it doesn't end
well for him, and he says, how come things having stupid people keep
happening to me? I feel like that's one of those things that they thought
was funny in the rider's room. But it's not funny. That's just a
thought that we have in our head. I felt when we're watching this,
I felt like the why can't I have free money? Trying to recapture that.
Yes, but the kids then they used Tremos algorithm. I want to
say it was Tremo's algorithm to get out of the maze. So but anyway,
Marge, Lisa, and Bart have all escaped. It's now nighttime.
Homer are still stuck in the maze. He's starving and since there's no corn
holders, he won't into the corn. Then the police arrive. They bring
Officer Jaws to help, but she's recently had some puppies, so she's now
not going to be able to help. And we can suggest a puppy party
in his place. And then Bart says, oh, he just calls down
a little help. Whos apparently just in the car for whatever reason. Yeah,
with the windows up, Yeah, slightly down but not much. Yeah,
it looked like that dog was not happy to be in Like, oh,
actually the dogs Yep, he got out to the hole in the floor.
Yeah, almost keep a window cracked and little Bowler or the window was
cracked, Okay, yeah slightly, but he's trying to get out the window
at first and could I'm glad someone didn't get fired for that blunder. But
he goes out through the hole in the car floor and then they've randomly just
got a home's backpack. Now I'm like, where did this backpack come from?
No one's holding it a second ago. They find his sports br in
there, and he sniffed the scent and then he goes through I've got doom
style. That's what it felt like, playing like a nineties first person Yeah,
I felt very first person shooter. Yes. And what was another one?
Quake was another one I used to play with my friends. Quake,
Doom an the others, you weren't really much of a game. They were
not really No. Once I defeated Goro in Mortal Combat, that was it.
That was it. I retired undefeated. Missus. Kay's in the maze
making out of somebody. Barney's there, drunk Stephen Hawking. He escapes by
just going up in his in his wheelchair. I won't know how they got
I mean not I know how they got Stephen Hawking. I mean they probably
got him on speed Daran saying, hey, did you enjoy being on it
last time? Do you want to be on it again? It's like,
how did they think of Stephen hooking for this particular thing? Do they get
in touch and say you want to say a line? Just one line?
Yeah? Weird. He's been on like four times now, The Simpsons.
I feel like by this point, Yeah, it's always nice to see him.
He finds the dog, finds Homer writing out what you think it's gonna
be as well? But it's his oscar picks. Oscars are coming up very
soon, aren't they. I think it's next week next week? Yeah,
who's your pick for best actor? I'll see if you're right, I'm gonna
say Killian Murphy for Roppenheimer. It's gonna win everything, isn't it? Probably
but deservedly sounds a good movie. Yeah, Yeah, it's good. That's
pretty good, quite good. Quite, you can do it. I can
borrow you four K by the way you do, because I'm like, we're
gonna watch this movie. I've got to watch it, and at least four
K because it appeared on the subtitles, because it's Christopher Nolan movie. Yes,
and it appeared on Amazon Prime and I cooked it. I was like,
you can rent this for nineteen ninety five and not paying twenty dollars to
rent this movie? Ew crazy. The said as little help with drag SOMEB
to safety. And then the police are now just randomly back again because I
thought they left for a puppy party. Anyway, they're there and he he
suggested he should become a police dogar they suggest it, and then Home eventually
agrees for that to be allowed to happen. We come back from commercial and
they're dropping Santa as little helper off at the Dog Academy, and we get
Bart's vision of what Santa's little helpers a robodog would look like. Kills Jason
Pinhead and the Maths Book, and I always like a good Pinhead Jason reference
pin Head doesn't get enough love. I don't think. No, we tend
to just use Jason. I think Jason Freddy and occasionally Michael Myers. Yeah,
I think in order it's probably gonna be yeah, Jason, very closely
followed by Freddy, then Michael Meyers, then probably Pinhead's no other top slash,
Yeah, what about troll Candyman Candy Here was a weird one. It's
like I watched it again by a year ago and I was like, I
was so scared of this when I was a kid. Why he's more sort
of elegant than anything else, except when he's ripping you apart with his hook
that the hell Raiser films are pretty gruesome, the bit oh god, the
first two especially. I've watched it when I was about thirteen fourteen, I
was like, this is a bit skimmy for me. Yes, absolutely,
when they're getting the hooks pull them apart and stuff and not fun, not
fun at all. But yeah, so you've had the visions of but think
it's going to be great having sales little helper as a police dog. All
right, listen up. For the next two weeks, I'm going to be
your worst enemy. Except this Thursday is the fourth of July, so we'll
take Friday off as well. Well. I guess Wednesday, everybody's going to
be thinking about the long weekend. So now, what the hell, why
don't we just take the whole week off? Why did you let me do
that? We are so far behind. Then we get the montage of the
training and he yells at Loo for using slang terms like blowing cage and then
the graduation we have Rudy Giuliani and yeah, it's always weird scene. He's
got to pop up now knowing what we know in twenty twenty four, isn't
it, knowing that he's basically a Trump guy and a bit of a poof
According to that Second Boat movie, he would just never recover from doing that
speech at that that hardware store or whatever it was. Yeah, how does
that happen? I don't have this and how do you get to that moment
and go, well, let's just go with it. We're here now,
might as well you might as just keep driving. We don't want to appear
agist here at the forefinger of this can network because its quite frankly, I'm
old Dan. It's going to give me the boot in favor of Elliott any
day now. But at the same time, the reason that seats warm you
say that because he on it. But I think once you reach a certain
stage of your life, you should maybe try to bow out from public service
or take a step back at least, and maybe not face forward so much,
and maybe just to offer advice from the manipulate from behind closed, manipulate
from your high and also give the people that you were manipulating an opportunity to
say it's a terrible idea. A filter. But sat as a little helper
and lou are now driving on his first day, and he says it's not
gonna be easy. It's not gonna be like air Bud five Strong Arm of
the Poor like that, And there's a domestic disturbance and it's clear tos some
brandy and she's pissed off because he gave a pick a day of beauty.
That's correct. Have you watched an air Bud movie? I never have.
I never have. As well, I remember as a kid thinking this could
be fun, but I think I was too old to enjoy it. So
I don't think. I just don't think I bothered. I think I was
like I would have been like maybe twelve. When the first one came out,
I was like, this seems too kitty for me. This is the
little kids. Yeah, just it just seems like it was three years prior.
I probably would have watched it. Have you ever seen it? I've
never seen an air Bud. Yeah, I know this seems a bit wacky.
A dog playing bars. It could be great. It's like five or
six. They obviously successful. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, when did the
first one come out? What do you think the first one came in?
I'm going to say sometime in the nineties nineties. You reckon air Bud the
first one ninety seven, so I mean, yeah, more than I never
did see that. It's bizarre how many of them are there. Now,
let's have a look. So like a air Bud series. But air Bud
is a Golden Retriever, Yes he is, yes, But so there's one
two. So there's snow Buddies, which is like a branch. So there's
one two like an extreme skier or something. There's yeah, I know,
this is just a husky. There there's buddies. There's Space Buddies. There's
Treasure Buddies. There's Spooky Buddies. There's Santa Buddies. These like Bud related
to all these different movies entirely. They all look the same. They're all
under the Buddies. That's the air Bud franchise. Santa Pause, Santa pause,
to realize that we're lightly mocking this. The team came up with air
bar is sleepy on a bit of money, surround my many beautiful ladies.
Oh yes, or many beautiful dogs. They haven't a real puppy party,
so we've got here. The franchise began a ninety seven with the theatrical release
of air Bud, followed by the release of air Bud Golden Receiver. Oh
what a title, what a name? High five that is so all up
the top. There are so many of these, all right, So air
Bud, then Airbud Golden Receiver. Then we had air Bud World, Pup,
air Bud Seventh Inning, Fetch air Bud, Spikes back air Buddies.
This does become the air Buddy series. And there's one, two, three,
four, five, six, eight, nine of those ten, eleven,
twelve, there's sixteen of these, Hutching and they were all within ninety
seven to two thousand and two. That's what a year. One a year.
For a little while ago, I was trying to be very, very
cynical, and I was looking at you know what always does well? Christmas
movies always do well on Netflix or any other stream or anything like that.
So Netflix is full of them now though, Yeah, like Christmas movie,
what when I come up with it? I had this idea called the Flight
before Christmas, where you've got like this top gun style pilot or no,
he was a commercial pilot or something, but now he's working for a crappy
airlines. Like I don't know exactly what happened, but he can't be a
drunk or something like that. But anyway, he kills somebody. Yeah,
he crashed a plane. Push me higher. I'm a pilot, That's what
I did. But it's like, you know, he's separated from his wife
and his son doesn't respect as much and never respects any son. Never respect
It's a really it's a liar, liar and play and then it gets a
a mysterious job off. Its like hey, it's one night's work, but
it'll be the best naughty life. And yeah, he basically has to go
work for Santa. It's like, well, yeah, I know you,
I know you think that I drop off all the president myself. One man
gotta do it himself, doesn't respect me anymore. I've got to have sand
I've got to have the Sanda squad. Yeah you know, and you're going
to be doing this thing. And yeah, basically he becomes out of the
Sanda squad. Dad, you're working for Senna. That's right, Well,
you're the greatest and yeah, it gets played every year. It gets played
every Christmas, and guy gets a check. I think when you see the
flight before Christmas, I was thinking like a love actually as drama of people
who are trying to catch the last flight before so they're not late for Christmas.
And it's all set in the airport. Let's do that. It's shenanigans
in an airport. Let's do that too. All right, we've got to
catch the last flight for Christmas again catching I'm surprised. Let's let's google the
flight for Christmas probably already a thing. The flight we'd be so sad of
it is. Oh helliet, Oh no, I just have to change the
title. The Flight for Christmas was a movie in twenty fifteen. What a
romance drama? Go to hell? It's fate ensures that Stephanie crestfallen after a
breakup, shares a room at a bed and breakfast with Michael, who plans
to wet his longtime lover, but the two end up getting spitten with each
other. What did they have to do with Christmas in the last flight?
Absolutely nothing. I'm not happy with that at all. Anyway, Airbud.
We now return to stop and my dog will shoot already in progress. I
thought that was far more entertain than anything elseaw on this episode. I kind
of want to watch Airbud now just to see what the big who blas about.
We should we do it? We'll do an Airbud. Well, let's
katgu Kenny g I. Folks, if you were at all interested in hearing
when I talk about any of the Bud franchise, let us know. We
will listen to the people. It can't be as bad as snow dogs,
believe me. The Cuba goodings. Yeah, domestic disturbance is what's going on
to Cleaves and Brandy and she's annoyed that he's given a pig a day of
beauty and it sounds how he get shot here and I was like, oh,
I was like, I was like what what what? It felt so
bad for him and he got shot in the arm. Did he get shot
or was it ricochet and ricocheted off? But it's still the bullet hit him.
That's a fleshure. The movies have done wrong biasince that, you know,
oh, a fleshment. Oh well, oh you'll get over that.
It would just write I remember really somewhere, Yeah, that's some cops it's
like, yeah, I got shot and it was a PLEASURENT and bucket hurt.
You know when you stub your toe, that fucking hurts. I did
like the call back though, when they call for backup and the dolphin arrives
because the dolphins at each other of me. Yeah. Then Bart tries taking
the cat for a walk. It's not going to happen. He misses his
dog. He has to eat his own homework. I didn't mind that.
I thought that was a pretty eat your own homework. Then he's at the
bar and it's called the mug shot the bar again, also not unfunny,
except maybe the sign is a bit Yeah, if I have the payoff though,
of easy their pat we just started a shift. But he's always sad
and will help his PTSD from being shot and first dame and the job wasn't
wasn't wasn't good at all. Then Wigham calls him on his walkie talking with
an eight six to six in progress at the park and they make fun of
us walkie talkie at the at the bar and it's the bully's trying to buy
steroids because they want to get jacked and he wants to. He's nerds.
He wants to shred his shrivel shrivell is nerds. Yes, yes, and
that's all they need to hear. If they go to arrest them and nobody
freezes, might as well yell run. I say this to Nick, and
I'm like, why do they do they have to say FBI? Open up?
Like do they have to say we're the police? I think you have
to announce your presence because it's like when you just grab them, like if
they are if they are wanted criminals, are the FBI not allowed to just
grab them and arrest them without saying, here's the FBI. Here's a chance
to run away before we cad you the It may will be some legal loophole
whereby these people did not announce themselves as law enforcement. I thought that I
was being attacked by another criminal. It just seems like a loophole that shouldn't
exist. It should be if you're a bad guy and the cops can grab
you, they should just grab you. You shouldn't given it, but you
should presumed innocent until you shouldn't given a headstart. It just it just seems
weird time you watch a cop shows like FBI Stopped, it's like they're never
gonna stop. They're gonna run every time. Yeah, which is what they
do here. I guess, so, well, well, what did they
say, you're giving help to scorn? A young man sat his little help
with her. He chases snake up the playground. I don't think this would
necessarily hurt all that much. He's about three feet off the ground, but
he falls into the sand. Maybe Jery covers him in sand. And the
duck eats some steroids and grows some big legs when out in the court room,
And this is sort of just playing up how a cop catches a bad
guy and they get off due to a technicality, and they're just like,
it would be infuriating, Oh, if your job is to stop the bad
guys, and the bad guys get to a technicality and on the way out
they sort of rub it in your face. Oh, they say, let's
start a law and order with his becoming every law and order the police,
the police will investigate crimes, and the district attorney officer do whatever? Do
you always giggle when they say the word heinous. Oh, you're gonna gig
every time, nicol always, especially Hanus Nicholas, because it's in the genus
or something. I said exactly the same thing with Piclarly, we're the s
VU because it's sex right, especially heinous and giggle every time I thought this
is what it sounds like, dubs cry because I thought it was just me.
That's I thought it was nic Do you think I made dick wolf?
Yeah? Probably actually thought it was like. They're probably gonna think so many
couples are gonna have a little in joke because of this. They're gonna they're
gonna bond over this show because the word you said, the word aus heinous,
I should say. But then Lou drops off sands Helpe's still angry and
he's pissed off, and he bites Bart. We come back in Sands Helpers
now tied up our back, and Hamas says he's gonna want to bite us
all. He's got a taste for meat. Now he is slave to his
succulents. He knows that I taste best, and Wigham says he needs to
learn how to channel his stress and his pressure. I mean, being a
cop, I couldn't do it, mate. I've seen friends of mine become
cops and it changes them. They are not the same person. They were
I hear this as well. Yeah, I had one of my friends who
had to attend a fire where children passed, and he's just never been the
same. He's never He's not the same person. Oh dear, Yeah,
not good. So I can completely understand this. But Wickham says that he
does it by channeling, by knitting violent imagery, which is I believe was
the Bird Killing album. Yeah, like itching scratchy style March just they should
send the dog aways is a dog, not Grandpa, and Liza suggests they
could have him retire and just bark novelty Christmas songs, but he sings the
wrong song, sings Dredel but then tries the frisbee game. It's not working,
and Homer then chases it like a dog and barks at flanners like a
dog, And yeah it because Homer is just really that stupid sat as.
Little Helper's not gonna be living with lou And as I said, I was
a fan of shakel Did we get the poodles now? No we didn't,
but she would just love him. You can live with me now because because
only cops understand cops. Hello, want a party tonight or not tonight?
Shaq Kell I'm hanging out with my new roommate. Oh my god, a
police dog. I have a friend who would love him. Okay, but
just remember they don't love us. They just love the uniform. All right.
Now, who's going with Who? Is that Trust McNeil doing that chackal
voice. Hmm? I think it was yeah, let's find out because but
yeah, I just love the way the button of who's going with who?
Shakkel Simpsons, I'm gonna say, trust mc neil, I'm gonna find out.
Oh Shall apparently starts with a C, not an S, but the
subtitles had s. Really yeah, she is voiced by Trust McNeil. Indeed,
yes, but yeah, so but now sounds little helpers living with Lou
Essentially, that's the whole point of that scene. And at the pet shop
the family since his family is looking for a new pet, and Bart says
he wants a snake, which costs five dollars a foot. Here comes wise
guy. Yes, he comes a wise guy, but again the joker cutting
out the snake. It's in the next scene he has a tail. I
was like the jokes, I'm not sure if that's how snakes work. No,
it's a it sounds like a funny joke, but then to actually show
them cutting out the next scene he has a tail again is whatever the books
say that the manual for owning a python, they say, don't name it
because they've got poor hearing. And then he lived a strangle and then it
straggles, strangles Homer. These ones here, the whole strangling thing. They
become uncomfortable when they change color. Oh yeah, absolutely, it's like this
isn't it makes me comfortable to watch? It's weird. Yeah, I mean
the usual choking that we've seen of hom rebarred. It's it's comical, comic,
it's comical, and yeah, it doesn't really feel like choking so much.
It's just like grabbing and shaking, which is we don't recommend either for
children. But yeah, when it's like, oh no, they're actually cutting
off the airs of like, oh boy, that's no good, and you
can yuck it up by saying I'm okay. So that's one of the worst.
And so that's the endings of any scene like that, when you know
there's just been carnage or terrible catastrophic injury. It was support of having the
Carnegie It's okay. Shot after it works maybe one time out of one hundred.
Yeah, I can't think of any but it Show and Tell at school
and Martin There's trained his rabbit to hop in tempo to missus Msoski's Yeah,
that was just but see it was too deep a reference for the But but
I didn't know that that song was called Pictures an Exhibition because that's a very
popular classical tune, Pictures at the Exhibition. Yeah, I just never need
the title of it. Yeah, I did like to here's some hip hop
that we can all get down into, and that he's been eaten by strangles
and but makes joke here to K, don't ask to show if you can't
need to show, you can't handle the towel. She then tries to joke
in return and doesn't work. I thought that this is a Skinner moment,
not a Missus k moment. Yeah, and the whole bit with Nelson as
well, going yeah, let's just get educating. I don't know what the
point of that bit. None of these, none of these lines fit the
characters who are speaking them. It was bizarre. But then the pet,
the snake escapes, so she rings the various of the pedal arm escape pedal
arm, but they have drunken grounds keeper was one. I think bomb threat
was another, and that just regular fire. Okay. Sad as little helper
then finds Bart's frisbee in the locker. He's trying to tell them that he
wants to go butt back to Bart. This is again here we've got an
issue with this, not not a big issue, but Wigham says he's got
to get over it. Blah blah blah blahlah. They have a big argum
about shamrock shakes and all this other shit right the ways about a minute talking
about shamrock shakes anyway. Then Strangles gets into the lab and he sees the
mouse, which he thinks is a mouse, which I thought, yeah,
funny, and he starts eating the well, knocks the ethanol and the nutric
acid off, which you don't make makes yep. He tries to eat the
computer. We get Clibby again. I like that. But then as the
gas seeps into the hall, the police scream, but basically we get the
dog going in to find Bart, right, and Wigan goes, don't worry,
lou, He's not using his nose. He's searching with his heart now
and It's like, didn't you just tell him to get over bart and now
you're the one saying, no, Lou, let him go. He loves
it, he loves the loves the boy. You just spent so much time
wasted of we can justifying why he shouldn't, you should get over it,
And then the very next scene he's the one saying no, Lou, let
him go. Find him. It doesn't didn't work. It just doesn't make
sense to know, and not to me now that you put it that way
from a continuity perspective. Mainly, I was just sort of hypnotized by Lou's
popeye forearms that way. I'm pretty sure they have been. Yeah, pretty
big, but bigger than his bike steps. That's weird. Yeah, maybe
what does Skinner have the kids line up in? It's the some of the
total then it was going to be weight, which you couldn't do. Yeah,
and some total of the letters in your last name, if each letter
is assigned a numeric value according to its place in the alphabet. And I've
got here. I've spent way too long trying to get the words this because
Freankiak doesn't work for season eighteen, kill me? Oh for real? No
stop the season seventeen. Frank, Yeah, we need you. I need
you be time a nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Because when I'm
trying to find the clips to edit into this show, as Z, that
would have to as well. Now it's as you got a Frankiak type of
quotes, It's like, oh, it's on that part of the audio.
I'm trying to find it now just by memory. Not fun, make it
of the Simpsons. You're making the making of the Forefinger discount podcast a little
harder than it should be. Frank Yak. If you're listening, please continue
on from season seventeen. But they run outside and yeah, it's a deadly
toxic cloud. Bart selling the school sounds we'll have it, goes back in
to save him and basically he wakes up. He passes that, wakes up,
and he's got the dog and the snake and it's to choose between them
and you can't and you're gonna have more than one pet. You're jerk,
exactly. Yeah, so it leaves the stake to die. But you just
like, what did he grab the snake and get out? Anyway, Well,
apparently the gas is gone. Now go into rescue Bart and then we
have them just no gas anymore and they're just having a little moment with the
three of them, So don't ask questions, but I like to ask questions.
So he ends up going with sounds, little helper, and the snake
says, if because you're back, don't if he leaves you again, don't
come you back? Who are kidding? Always can be there for you.
Blah blah blah. That made you feel sad for the snake very much.
So yeah, but he's basically he's a dog again. He's not going to
be a police dog anymore, and our strangles is sad but really puts him
in the hoseholder and we get that'll do, snak, that'll do. Don't
you dare steal Babe's closing line. No, what a line that is.
It's a great line. Yeah, great movie, babe, But anyway that
is, uh, stop or my dog will shoot. An episode that raises
many questions that will never go answered, certainly not by us. I thought
Lou was the MVP of this episode, and we're going to be honest.
He had the lines that I enjoyed the most. And yeah, I just
think Lo's interaction with sad As will Helper was the moment I enjoyed the most.
I think, I must admit, yeah, I was very happy to
have Lou a bit more front and center. So I never really spent a
lot of time getting to know Lou, not just being the butt of jokes
from Wigan. It seems like a good guy. Yeah, I'm sick of
having the cops always arguing with each other. This is silliness. What do
we learn bomb? What do you learn from the episode, mister Davis?
If anything, I learned the name of pictures at an exhibition. I genuinely
learned that. I learned that you should be very careful which public figure you
have as a cameo or guest role on The Simpsons, because twenty years down
the line, it might just come back to budget in the butt from forward,
your names will be new names. Mister Davis. Oh, should we
have a look at the leader board? We should have look at the leader
board. There's only a few episodes left, so I feel like our man,
mister Phillip J. Maybe clawing away, but we shall find out.
But the current leaderboard stands at this in first position. We have Philip J.
Hawgen's on twenty five points, Kyle muldoon on seventeen points, Luke McKay
on sixteen points, so Philip J is currently eight points ahead. Let's see
if some of our friends like ck McKay and Carl muldoon can get a little
closer. Okay, then one point goes to poor patrol. Patrol be there
on the dubble. That's Justin Williams with the one point. So you're lucky,
by the way, You're lucky that Allie's not doing this because that would
be three points in his regard. That's poor patrol, and that put him
on ten points. Now Justin Williams, Well, I'm justin very right position.
Two points goes to rough Hour. Well, I like that Rush Hour
I've never seen is it worth watching? They're not too bad. There's a
really funny blooper in the blueper Real is really really good? Wa wash on
YouTube recently? Is it the second? I think it's from Rush Hour to
maybe wash Out too? Yeah, where Chris Taker keeps calling him Jackie or
Chan. No, it's Jackie Chan trying to he says a word in English
incorrectly, say cheese, but he's saying he says freeze. Is that a
cheese or something. It's worth watching it. It's hilarious. There's a there's
one in in Rush Hour two where Chris Tuker the character Jackie Chan's characters name
is Lee, but Chris keeps calling him Chan or Jackie, and John John
cheelers in the in the scene as well, by all means, by all
accounts quite as professional. And after about five takes of Chris Ducker just blowing
this, she just blows. The man's name is Lee. I've founded by
the way, it's he arrives. He's supposed to say freeze, but he
goes geez and he doesn't get what He's like, what are you laughing for?
Oh, I'll be a Jackie chance. So that's two points to Steve
roberts Well on Steve puts him on eight points. Steve was probably waiting,
but it's like, that's mine. I say my name, my name,
saying my name, give me, give me my two points, give him
my prop and three points goes two. Pups and Robbers, Pups and Robbers,
And this year's winner is Philip J. Hawkins. Oh my god.
Again we need to reiterate every week done blind is done blind? Yeah,
all right, Well, Philip Jay is now in twenty eight points. He
ain't going to be losing that title. It's that makes the last two weeks
kind of redundant now, doesn't it. But you can still get in the
wild card draw, Yes, we can the wildcat get what's the wild card
prize? I will decide. It's surprise you'll get one. It's a surprise.
Damn. That's just coming up with the winners this time, this time
around twenty eight points of Philip J. Colmill doing seventeen, McKay on sixteen.
I wonder if lut McCay and Cole won do bother putting your new names
next week. It's all about, yeah, you want to be second at
least, right, Oh yeah, second, second comes right right, first,
Yeah, silvera's a pretty nice metal to have. As we say when
kids, seconds, the best, and third is the one with the hairy
chest. As we say, first, the worst, second, the best,
third one the hairy chest. They also say it's a man's obligation to
stick his generation. They do. Indeed, Yes, if you check out,
let's go down the south FUK you'd be well aware of that. Here
all right, it is male bad time right now. First question, from
our man Andrew JP. What's your favorite dog themed live action movie? But
not the silly ones with talking dogs? So let's take air Bud out of
the equation. Does Ab actually talk? I don't know, but I'm that's
live action, though, is it not? So AB could be? In
an answer to this question, none of us have seen it, there,
Bud. I loved a movie called Homeward Bound when I was a kid,
but it was called an Incredible Journey, I believe in the States. Now
are we obsessed with that movie? When? Is it similar to Milo and
Otis in that it's two mismaged animal pals on a on a one trip together
and that has a movie I and Jodal as a kid and now look back
and go, oh they went through so many milos and so many otors.
Yeah, not good. Throwing cats off cliffs, throwing a cat in front
of a band of seeing what would happen? Hmmm, not fun. Putting
a cat into a box and putting it into a stream and just letting it
go. Oh damn. Yeah, like when that cat's me out, he's
not acting. He thinks he's gonna die and probably did die. Not good
at all, but Homeward Bound is a lovely Disney made film Malos not Disney
film about three pets. We have a not what the kind of do they
cain't look like a staffy, but they got the patch on it. I
got the dog in Little Rascals, Yes, I know the dog. Yeah,
a Golden Retriever and a Burmese cat. Anyway, they so, the
eldest son has the I think Shadow was his name was, the Golden Retriever.
He's like the old, wise dog of the family. And then the
young the middle aged boy has the patch, you know, the wild dog,
and the girl has the cat. They move house or something happens,
and the animals think they've been left behind u something, and they go to
try and find the family. They go on an incredible journey and our Homeward
Bound. You can't accuse it of false advertising. No, no, this
is great. I won't spoil the end, but the end is one of
the most feel good moments of your ever experience. Well, anything that's got
animals in it, have you ever seen it? No, fu themselves.
It's great. It's when it comes to animal movies where the animals can talk
but humans can't understand them. It's that vibe. It's I haven't watched it
for a long time, but I loved it when I was a kid.
Are you familiar with the Benji movies. I have never seen them. Oh,
I think I did enjoy when I was younger, but like a lot
of younger yeah, I mean, Benji was a really big deal when I
was growing up, to the point where I think we had like a school
excursion to see a Benji movie. Ok, you know, and Benji was
this delight from Skippy was big. Skippy was also big, but that's Kippi.
You understand that. Touching up, what what's your favorite live action dog
movie? I'm probably very partial to Turner and Hooch. I thought you were
going to go that. I thought you were either going to go with that
or Maley and Me. I've been told don't watch it because you'll you'll hate
the ending. You'd be too sad. Yeah. I was sort of bracing
myself for the emotional devastation by the end of Marley and Me. No,
it's this is sad, but not super sad. I felt a little more
sad at the end of Turner and Hooch. Not to spoil, but you
can watch it be. So what about Oh Ball I thought was a very
cute dog in a very Australie movie called Oddball. I've heard Red Dog is
great, Red Dog's pretty good. Then there's Red Dog True Blue, which
is alright as well. Okay, yeah, but I think Turner and Hooches
that's a big that's the most popular one. That or Canine. Well,
I don't know which came what, but like Cano feels like it's it's running
the coat tails of Turner, who it's roughly. At the same time,
it's very much an again deep in back style situations, an answer to Bug's
life, like you're making the same movie too a fuck some so much money
and there's already paid Jim Blues Tom has no hard bo but Turner Hoo's probably
my favorite live action dog movie. A couple more questions, David Mitty,
did you ever know anybody with an exotic pet? An exotic pet? I
know I did know someone with a snake when I went to primary school.
He had a snake or his older brother had a snake, and I was
always unsettling going to his room, like the snake to probably get out of
there, but it really wanted to I'm a little scared be playing like video
games looking over my shoulder the entire time. What sort of snake though,
I mean, it wasn't a python, but it was it looked I don't
know what type of snake. It was rember. It was brown and had
a yellow on it, and so it was at a big snake, like
a thick snake, because some just look muscular. I feel if it was
like fat, I feel like, yeah, it's just getting weird. It
was so long, but just laing there. I had to touch it.
But when he had it out right, it was he was so happy with
himself. You should have seen the look on his face. It would have
been at least I want to say three ft long. It was pretty long.
Yeah, big one. Yeah. I think I also knew someone had
a snake, and more than I mean, I wasn't so much worried about
the snake. I was more thinking, I think you just got the snake
for clout, I think you got the snake. It's like when overcompassated for
something quite possibly. I mean, yeah, an amate of psychologist, because
I have filled it with why you've got a snake? I wasn't like so
much, Wow, this person's really interesting. It is like this person wants
me to think they're interesting. Yeah, Josh Hallier Hamilton, have you ever
had any run ins with the law. Let's move along, shall we?
I just move along? So Andrew Swamp based on the Mays plot. Curious
if guy I've seen the movie in the Tall Grass and what he thought about
it? I know this one that this is either a Stephen King original or
based on a Stephen King's story. Sounds like Children of the Corners horror movie?
Is it not? Or yeah? It is? Okay? Believe starring
Patrick Wilson from the Conjuring movies and the Equaman film. I was twenty nineteen
okay on the Netflix. Yeah, I've yet to see it. My apologies,
I'll get it. I'll get that. It's only you have to apologize.
I don't think it's done anything wrong, all right. Everything. A
brother and sister enter a field of tall grass to rescue a boy, but
they soon realize they cannot escape in Something evil looks in their grass. That
sounds fun. Get thrown up in the air? Where are we? It's
like it reminds me of cheapest creepers. That's horror franchise. I don't feel
like it's enough love. I really love the cheepest creepers films what they were,
I do as well. Unfortunately the dude who made them turn out to
be a child blister. No shit, yeah you may have told me that.
Actually, yeah, that's hard to enjoy, it doesn't it. It
does a bit, because yeah, because these are really good horror movies.
Yeah, it's a shame. So one more question here and we shall move
on. We have got all right here comes from Ian Ashley. Rank the
following dogs in order of who you'd most likely go for a pint with.
Snoop Dogg, the Road Dog, Jesse James, who was a wrestler,
and Dog the Bounty Hunter. Okay, then I don't really know Road Dog.
He'd be my three anyway as well Snoop Dogg. I'm not gonna drink
what I'm gonna smoke up, okay, And so I guess it'd be Dog
the Bounty Hunter. Who do have more stories? Snoop dog or Dog the
Bounty Hunter. Dog the Bandig would have some great crime ladder stories like oh
you wouldn't believe this guy at court. But I feel like Snoop DOGG would
have great celebrity stories, but I think Snoop Dog would also have some hood
stories. Yeah, that's true. We forget that he's a gangster, correct,
because he's just become This was a cartoon carriag. Yeah, a bit
of an elder statesman. Yeah, see's recent marketing. He's I'm giving up
smoke. I've given up spoke because I'm baping instead of some time like oh
that's not cool, snooz snop, you're losing some street bed man. Because
we all kind of saw it coming. We were like, I just I
just pray it's not that, and then it came and we're like, oh,
you thought you were clever and you weren't. But that is our review
of stop Oh my Dog will Shoot the next episode from season eighteen. Oh
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