Revisiting WWF Saturday Night’s Main Event 1985 Uncle Elmer’s Wedding, Hulk Hogan Defends USA, Bobby Heenan’s $50,000 Bounty

<v Speaker 1>Yes, Yes, in town. Welcome to the podcast, episode number
<v Speaker 1>two hundred and seventy seven. We are back on this
<v Speaker 1>day in twenty twenty four, one of the last days
<v Speaker 1>of twenty twenty four, and we are taking it back
<v Speaker 1>to nineteen five. I guess that's fucking true.
<v Speaker 2>Nineteen. Is this the oldest retro we've ever done?
<v Speaker 1>Maybe? Yeah, yeah it is.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, wow, that's because we what year was
<v Speaker 2>that slammis?
<v Speaker 1>Was that still?
<v Speaker 2>That was like eighty something, right, that was something that was.
<v Speaker 1>Eighty seven, That was around WrestleMania three time.
<v Speaker 2>I think, yeah, so nineteen eighty five. I mean, all
<v Speaker 2>these dudes, you know what, there's a lot of dudes
<v Speaker 2>still alive on this show. Oddly enough, that's actually crazy
<v Speaker 2>good for them. Tony's a live still too, he was
<v Speaker 2>around this time. I wasn't alive then, bro, Sorry about that.
<v Speaker 2>I apologize, Well, it was one of the last days, Tony.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you're right. God down. Before we get into that,
<v Speaker 1>we have some deadlock updates. Watch this up on the Patreon.
<v Speaker 1>Equally as old as this Saturday Nights Made event CZW
<v Speaker 1>Ultraviolence Student Rumble from Tournament of Death for.
<v Speaker 2>The Student I mean what James said is correct. It
<v Speaker 2>is a student deathmatch rumble, yes, like a Royal Rumble
<v Speaker 2>Gauntlet style of and sometimes the people come in and
<v Speaker 2>sometimes they don't.
<v Speaker 1>It's really it's actually the very difficult to to you rumble.
<v Speaker 2>There is horrific, horrific injuries and spots throughout this whole thing.
<v Speaker 2>If you have not witnessed it, you should check it
<v Speaker 2>out on our Patreon right now in the five dollars
<v Speaker 2>tier because it is it is something to see. Tony
<v Speaker 2>sgh is the wrestler. Yes, yeah, goddamn the wrestler. I
<v Speaker 2>can't wait to watch that with you boys. We haven't
<v Speaker 2>done yet spoilers. We're gonna be doing that here soon
<v Speaker 2>and that'll be up by the end of the month
<v Speaker 2>of December. And uh yeah, I mean Mickey Rourke who
<v Speaker 2>wasn't originally supposed to be cast as rain the ram
<v Speaker 2>Robinson stars in that. It was supposed to be Verry
<v Speaker 2>Chris Jericho esque. In his performance, Well, he fucking doesn't
<v Speaker 2>he like fight Chris Jericho at Mania?
<v Speaker 1>No, he does. He punches him though, That's what he does.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he does show up and hit. He was supposed
<v Speaker 2>to have a match and then something fell through.
<v Speaker 1>It was supposed to just redo the whole ending of
<v Speaker 1>the Wrestler, but it turns out they couldn't do that. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>really could.
<v Speaker 2>Spoilers for those who haven't seen the Wrestler will well
<v Speaker 2>you know, uh we'll wait for that, but yes, the
<v Speaker 2>Wrestler uh us watching will be on the ten dollars
<v Speaker 2>two on our page roun here very soon.
<v Speaker 1>DPW Third Anniversary is now live on DPW on demand
<v Speaker 1>dot com. And remember DPW returns in January of twenty
<v Speaker 1>twenty five with more events, so be sure to keep
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<v Speaker 1>get the fuck out? All right now it is time
<v Speaker 1>for the Patreon shout out segment.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one of the last of the year.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, because your days are coming, buddy, Hey, what
<v Speaker 1>the hell is day? Your days of twenty twenty four,
<v Speaker 1>they're coming right, Well, that's for everybody, not just me, then, yes,
<v Speaker 1>for you. Starting in the one Dogs here, Father of Dogs,
<v Speaker 1>Nikki Rajah hitting that skate three spread eagle into my
<v Speaker 1>girl's pussy, didn't tak khegg Richard ron Keyo Gimma McBride, Wow,
<v Speaker 1>underrated insider. There cameras super supernand camera Superman sand supre
<v Speaker 1>nand yes, you get three of them. Send my body
<v Speaker 1>to Arby's, Send my body to Arby's. Human flesh Slider
<v Speaker 1>Combo must be a springboard Visagra Black Rain did it
<v Speaker 1>for the Nookie. Buddy Licious got a lump of ass
<v Speaker 1>like a chump and Johnny can stick it up your hahaa.
<v Speaker 1>I heard Tony doesn't wash his underwear. He just kind
<v Speaker 1>of spot cleans them when there's an obvious stain. Is
<v Speaker 1>that right? The boys are back in town. Welcome to
<v Speaker 1>the Deadline Podcast, Episode two hundred and seventy seven. This
<v Speaker 1>week is all about our Goat future DPW Champ Valvenus,
<v Speaker 1>Pete Laiger two five four fell to his knees and
<v Speaker 1>Asta watching Hayan destroy the trophy. Asta is uk Walmart Wow,
<v Speaker 1>great foresight. I love Justin Bieber sixty nine. Why do
<v Speaker 1>the z fighters keep wasting sin Zu beans on Krilling?
<v Speaker 1>Take his ass to a hospital. Give him stim Dick
<v Speaker 1>Drilling have been saying that, oh my life, care is
<v Speaker 1>the strongest human on the world. Give him a break.
<v Speaker 1>That's what I've been saying.
<v Speaker 2>Trying to see him. Stop using the sen zubins on.
<v Speaker 1>Let use ciza bees, curly the cenzubines more sun Zu
<v Speaker 1>beans right now? Yeah, the gentle sas the gentle sounder
<v Speaker 1>Rikishi softly slapping his giant sloppy ass cheeks in your direction.
<v Speaker 1>Andrew was doing that. I'm trying to eat pussy suck
<v Speaker 1>dick kick ass, and these stupid guys think they're in resita.
<v Speaker 1>I've created a new crypto. It's called him mang Coin. Hey, yo,
<v Speaker 1>it's not as scam Chico. Don't believe Hokkula Joe.
<v Speaker 2>I'm so sensitive to talk to a rug pule.
<v Speaker 1>Please see talk to a Rugfule is the worst day
<v Speaker 1>of my life. The return of dom Garini, catch point,
<v Speaker 1>cock Shot, Philip Thompson, gotta love Pizza Guy, Japan Man
<v Speaker 1>and toilet Bow. Which one's which fire, dear, all of
<v Speaker 1>not be Claire, Yeah, Bastard one two step brother Stone
<v Speaker 1>called Steve Austin Powers, shaggy baby punk fan, super Dragon
<v Speaker 1>in my belly? What weird ship from space? I don't know,
<v Speaker 1>I've never seen this. Justin Cider Javon Drake Nazine j
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<v Speaker 1>Donnie my boy taking a DP called out a W.
<v Speaker 1>Let's go Will Cooria, Juan Soto, Oh my cont money man,
<v Speaker 1>Doctor Date Dabs, j Rock seven seven seven. Deal with
<v Speaker 1>the rage like I'm in twenty eight inches later Dong
<v Speaker 1>Style or is it the rage party with Deborah with Tatas?
<v Speaker 1>What the hell are you talking about? You think you
<v Speaker 1>the drink bitch? You ain't even the cuff? You read
<v Speaker 1>that great? I don't understand it. Zach s Woozy needs
<v Speaker 1>someone to love me like the DPW crowd loves. Emmy Soker.
<v Speaker 1>We can only wish Joseph Lawrence Miss Belly. I thought
<v Speaker 1>it was good. I thought it was gonna be different
<v Speaker 1>than that, but my brain was like reading it was
<v Speaker 1>like generating his live Lawrence Belly, Chad Warden ten dollars,
<v Speaker 1>tier Ski Woes Indeed Man, Mitch smith Stone twelve oh seven.
<v Speaker 1>Autism is based all autistics? Rise Up, Ryan Nolan, Hey,
<v Speaker 1>Johnny Love from Finland. I popped Mike Hawks style when
<v Speaker 1>I heard the Dude's sons on the pot? Can we
<v Speaker 1>talk about the dude's sons on this pod? We go
<v Speaker 1>to Treetop Casino with the dude soon. Hey, ship, but
<v Speaker 1>we talking about this. We must have dude. I don't
<v Speaker 1>have anything, so my days are just going together. Wow.
<v Speaker 2>The boys are up at three am doing the podcast,
<v Speaker 2>and Phil's got to be up for work. Oh, Ray
<v Speaker 2>John's eating no Mustard sandwich and his.
<v Speaker 1>Pants, Adrian David Johnson, Richard Sandwich, shoppy shop eat, Richard
<v Speaker 1>Sane would be.
<v Speaker 3>Off, wrap himself into Richard sandwich and Choppy chopping my
<v Speaker 3>peepy off under a bridge.
<v Speaker 1>It's the last day in the tour and we just
<v Speaker 1>ship in Novak's mouth and Apes gotta be up for
<v Speaker 1>work and Slayers plying s is shopping riches, Joppy shoppy
<v Speaker 1>my bep off under a bridge and broken Bow Oklahoma
<v Speaker 1>back in nineteen fifty eight, Fucking Richard Sandwich, Davy bitch,
<v Speaker 1>you will Jay stand but actually sounds like Justin. And
<v Speaker 1>if James says it wrong, Johnny become Dick the Johnson
<v Speaker 1>John Justin Jay Stan Justin Justin You get there, Poo
<v Speaker 1>poo underscore magoo face. It's Kai, Alex C. Jackson, Herod,
<v Speaker 1>Jacob Alger, Philip Corral. Check it out. I'm in the
<v Speaker 1>house like carpet. If there's too many heads in my blunt.
<v Speaker 1>I won't spark it, I'll put in my pocket. Austin
<v Speaker 1>Roposo agitated, Waris Della boys at my WrestleMania watch party.
<v Speaker 1>Chris Love, Dick the Cock, Fradson, Aaron Riggs shouts out
<v Speaker 1>to my favorite Muppet Uncle, Deadly Vapor Wave Dreams, T J. Anderson, Anderson,
<v Speaker 1>Harry as crack Hart, Harry crack Over, Miguel College squishing
<v Speaker 1>my balls like a great be like Oh Valentino, Gillio, Aritavius, Johnson,
<v Speaker 1>Maggie j Nathan Benoa, mister nine by you guess mister
<v Speaker 1>nine and six s Rhino. I saw Johnny kissing Santa
<v Speaker 1>Claus Tyler DJ. The hero is no more. It is
<v Speaker 1>now DJ the Cock Johnson named after the goat Dick
<v Speaker 1>they shots or maybe not brother that would make sense
<v Speaker 1>going back in time to make sure Johnny breaks his
<v Speaker 1>whole ass leg at Chunky Chee's Jesus Jackson. We're gonna
<v Speaker 1>go back in time and break Johnny's whole leg at
<v Speaker 1>Chuck E Cheese, Hey Jackson, Lee Bionic Underscore Elbow. Jbo
<v Speaker 1>on Podcasts, saying Vader wanted to do a Vader salt
<v Speaker 1>and Undertaker catches them into a tombstone. Crazy. There is
<v Speaker 1>no way that's happening.
<v Speaker 2>No fuck unless he like immediately drops.
<v Speaker 1>He Undertaker catches him and then misses nine months Arrow Nautica,
<v Speaker 1>Trevin blames on Vader in Vader gets Bury and fired.
<v Speaker 1>Still there's no There's no world where he doesn't. This
<v Speaker 1>is a canon event for Vader and w W. Trevin
<v Speaker 1>Xenaku Rakwan no chef a brown brick from Minecraft, Joker,
<v Speaker 1>Danny Christian v biting Chase Richard's sons neck, then Duncan
<v Speaker 1>on his ass. Don't call me Shackula, Richard Carroll, Traw,
<v Speaker 1>John Rogers, Cosmic Solera, Go hang a salami, I'm a
<v Speaker 1>lasagna Hogg Tyler, Andrew Sanders, Hank my wife, Sarah, Hey,
<v Speaker 1>it's the shout out sag nasty. What the hell's roll
<v Speaker 1>with your wife? Hey? Ronnie retra hakunan matata? Is that right?
<v Speaker 1>It's supposed to be a uh hakuna matatakuna matata, But
<v Speaker 1>I like this is definitely what this says. You're not
<v Speaker 1>going crazy. That's what they wrote. Yeah, hyper missal with
<v Speaker 1>the blicky w U h v N maybe one one
<v Speaker 1>man you get three faith when Matt Garso, this feels
<v Speaker 1>good to try that again. Michael Oku Cuckoo Coo main event,
<v Speaker 1>jay Usso's Ussy Juicy Bussy is coming to your ship day,
<v Speaker 1>you guys get really he worked really hard on this one.
<v Speaker 1>Gu Al though Anthony Anderson and darkshad Jean Grizzy Aiden Legon,
<v Speaker 1>Trey Romel, Babino two Tone Moonstone, New Jack, Spaghetti dinner
<v Speaker 1>on my Dick by Hey guys, doc ok here, Sorry
<v Speaker 1>I missed the past few weeks. The boner Donner t
<v Speaker 1>boned my car for borrowing? Is roberta jacket?
<v Speaker 2>Did you wait what you were borrows? Orbara jacket? Also
<v Speaker 2>enjoy those goddamn Oklahoma stampedes or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>Good look don't get out Castle Duplex, Primal Percolator. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>the mall of America guys rating Holk a Ruse and
<v Speaker 1>holkah Yu's on the boom or doom scale in nineteen
<v Speaker 1>ninety six, they we're getting booms from help Lex Luger,
<v Speaker 1>strap me to a bomb Ryeberg, Andy Harvey John's cathcart.
<v Speaker 1>We support Primo, the Dictator of the World. Be like, mmm,
<v Speaker 1>I sure do love my dick Tator Todds. Rake Yon
<v Speaker 1>fucked Johnny's mom. Rake Yon fuck Johnny's mom. And eight's
<v Speaker 1>gotta be having at four It must be a war.
<v Speaker 1>Come on, bare your mom's gotta be hav at four
<v Speaker 1>A m. West. I don't remember Tony, I have no
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel like we've done this. Yeah, the show.
<v Speaker 1>That's funny, Lucas Lockey, Santino Morella branded Cobra condoms or
<v Speaker 1>mister Sokka s negative ego, Tyler Smith, k R Thomas
<v Speaker 1>Him Trekwan the wood Master, Breda Cherry. I really wish
<v Speaker 1>they were named Jim Wright and Jerry Left. It would
<v Speaker 1>have helped a lot. I have a hard time telling
<v Speaker 1>you who is who no joke. I'm Chris Bacob Jack
<v Speaker 1>dude brother sixty nine. Okay, we had had We did
<v Speaker 1>not talk about this on the pod. It had dude. Look,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, how the fuck is that? Is this
<v Speaker 1>someone for the DPW show? Maybe we didn't do this
<v Speaker 1>at the show. Well you can read this one. Oh
<v Speaker 1>ship Bird, that's pretty muffed up. I did not remember
<v Speaker 1>doing this on this show. That's funny as ship that's awesome,
<v Speaker 1>unless this is fucking Macho and Chris or something. I
<v Speaker 1>don't know, Jerome Patterson, what if instead of the escapegoat
<v Speaker 1>he was the throat goat? Yeah, we already have a
<v Speaker 1>goat this edge of the Little White Please pay your respects.
<v Speaker 1>I'll pop for the boys. Oh my goodness, future dp
<v Speaker 1>W World champion Axiom unless you want a war ship,
<v Speaker 1>I mean I don't. Hey, Johnny, I'm in Philly for
<v Speaker 1>in your house ten mind games? What's there to do
<v Speaker 1>in Philadelphia? On September nineteen ninety.
<v Speaker 2>Six, raven Or Salamon's probably defending the EACB titles soon
<v Speaker 2>around there that.
<v Speaker 1>You can build a half pipe in his driveway? Got
<v Speaker 1>to west Chester A JB. Jeremy Borash here ah JB.
<v Speaker 1>Jermy Borash the Big Banger Hamburger seventh seventh. That's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Wow see same guy? Okay, I mean this whoa Brian
<v Speaker 1>Miller Consult the Bones, the Big Liamo, the Big Yama,
<v Speaker 1>The Big liam O three three, Brian Pierce, Chase Richard's Son, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>p s, Johnny Smiels, Joshua Hungry Carrot, you get three,
<v Speaker 1>Nick Dunger, Mike Jetsim, Lion Underscore Era and Karubias Hayden
<v Speaker 1>Couse stabn Parker r v D's nuts them. I know
<v Speaker 1>how to do this one, but I want to see
<v Speaker 1>how you do I want to see how you do it. No,
<v Speaker 1>that's good by man, James, Oh fucking let's go. Why
<v Speaker 1>do you just say that? What the fuck was that anywhere?
<v Speaker 1>Hear what you were gonna do? I was I was
<v Speaker 1>gonna go poopoo. Of course you get to, Yeah, Jeremiah goatto.
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I pissed my pants for fun, not because I
<v Speaker 1>need to outside. The snow is falling and friends are calling. Hey,
<v Speaker 1>you want to go on a sleigh ride. You're a
<v Speaker 1>Saito brothers are beasts. Ray Saito should regrow his beard though,
<v Speaker 1>n w h Yeah, Michael Roke, Yeah, I wasn't ready.
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm so fresh. You can suck my nuts. You
<v Speaker 1>can suck my nuts. That's a g that's great, Baby
<v Speaker 1>Scrambler Tyler, Noah, watch Matt Gruber U Jabroni's our truth
<v Speaker 1>died far as sins lamas Yama's Jama. You get two? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? Devin Devon? D you get three? Do
<v Speaker 1>you listen? Do you listen to Deadlock? I ask no?
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you said the fuck you guy who stabbed me?
<v Speaker 1>Four hundred and eighty seven times, and Fortnite emoted on
<v Speaker 1>my body. Fortnote emoted sorry I got astra a bot
<v Speaker 1>on the fucking mind. Well he've smelled it wrong anyway.
<v Speaker 1>He put four nights. Oh yeah, you're good, old datte
<v Speaker 1>Awesa Oscar Zero of Frost, Joey brock Ethan Jackson, Deep
<v Speaker 1>Rickashaw Ferguson, Yeah, Sonia in the Barber Beefcake of Devil.
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand that one fifteen dollars here in the
<v Speaker 1>fifteen dollars tier, Yeah, I understand jing x Rabbit K
<v Speaker 1>the Fappa Masta two thousand aka jee Mama. It was
<v Speaker 1>blown out, Booty. That's disgusting. Man twelve dollars annual, Parker
<v Speaker 1>Magnusson Magnus Annual, Jack Deaf and the new Patreon Champion
<v Speaker 1>of the World at sixty nine sixty nine. I'm a
<v Speaker 1>male carrier and I only listened to the boys while
<v Speaker 1>out on the route. You guys have gotten me through
<v Speaker 1>some really rough days. Tea.
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck wow, that was I thought that was gonna
<v Speaker 2>le something mean. That was a jump New Chimp bringing
<v Speaker 2>us the mail. Let's fucking go Let's New Chimp very much, appreciated.
<v Speaker 2>The hell are you doing over there?
<v Speaker 1>She's got me wild and I'm ready to go.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, do you have that speaking of a mail carrier?
<v Speaker 2>By the way, do you have that Spotify thing there?
<v Speaker 1>Not me? Nowhere? Is it's downstairs with other boxes? Damn it.
<v Speaker 1>I want you to open it. You should open it.
<v Speaker 1>Is there something in there? Package? Yeah, I'll do it later, Okay?
<v Speaker 1>Is do I need it now?
<v Speaker 4>No?
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Thank you guys.
<v Speaker 2>Spotify sent us a fucking care package by the way,
<v Speaker 2>because I don't know why they did.
<v Speaker 1>Just be a nice. Tonyays we brought the record for
<v Speaker 1>miss Chase Richardson's on a year of shows. That's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>What was that, Tony Days? What? Oh?
<v Speaker 3>I say we were the best number one podcast on Spotify,
<v Speaker 3>So they sent us That's right, Joe Rogan, eat your
<v Speaker 3>heart out.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's ship from my head. Thank you.
<v Speaker 2>Thank you all for joining the Patreon geting over there
<v Speaker 2>and sign up ketchup and all the content you missed,
<v Speaker 2>because there's a lot of ship you may have missed
<v Speaker 2>over there.
<v Speaker 1>And I guarantee you guys have missed something. God damn.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, even if you've been on there for a year.
<v Speaker 2>There's a chance you've missed something. There's a lot of
<v Speaker 2>ship on there, man.
<v Speaker 1>All right, now it's time to get into the five
<v Speaker 1>dollars up Patreon Q and a segment. That's right, we're
<v Speaker 1>still doing us. Yeah, we were going to do it
<v Speaker 1>last week. We're well, this week is a special because
<v Speaker 1>I'm picking the fucking questions. Now, how the hell is this?
<v Speaker 2>I don't I didn't sign up for this on one
<v Speaker 2>of the last days of twenty twenty four.
<v Speaker 1>Well, it is one of your final days, buddy, and
<v Speaker 1>I promise you that much. Now, why do you keep
<v Speaker 1>saying twenty four twenty twenty four to the end? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>I must have heard them wrong, Tony, Yeah, that's right. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>it's because there's twenty four speakers in the bedroom. We
<v Speaker 1>have played at four year Sorry, alright, follow this, let's
<v Speaker 1>get into the Patriarch Q and a sees day. It's
<v Speaker 1>time for the Patriarch Q and a segment. That's right.
<v Speaker 1>I'm picking the questions and you're picking the answers. Man,
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna try. I'm not used to being on the side.
<v Speaker 1>It's fun. It's it's fun. You're gonna enjoy it. Everything's
<v Speaker 1>great now, I picked a ton of questions from from
<v Speaker 1>you guys from the listeners here, so this should be
<v Speaker 1>a fun time. Starting off with number one question here
<v Speaker 1>from Wayne Dill the Dill Dozer. He says, have you
<v Speaker 1>heard the rumor that the guy who runs down and
<v Speaker 1>attacks Brian Hillman at the end of the Hardcore TV
<v Speaker 1>March twenty sixth, nineteen ninety six episode was actually al
<v Speaker 1>snow dude. A thank you, Dawayne Dill the Dill Dozer.
<v Speaker 1>Does this guy know about that ship? It was quite
<v Speaker 1>a lot. I mean, do we still wrote the question?
<v Speaker 1>Just because that doesn't mean well, I'm sureing what he's
<v Speaker 1>That's a question. He picked it, Tony. It's not like
<v Speaker 1>it was a mandatory question. All right, here's the next question, Tony.
<v Speaker 1>Thank you like case closed? Right? That's there, you got it.
<v Speaker 1>I said it could be true, that's not case closed. Well,
<v Speaker 1>in my world it is son of the answer the
<v Speaker 1>test the Martin aka the fucking Cleaner. He says, this
<v Speaker 1>isn't a question and more of a story. I need
<v Speaker 1>you to know what the hell. I was doing an
<v Speaker 1>internship thing for part of my marketing class, and we
<v Speaker 1>started talking about how I went to an a w
<v Speaker 1>S recently and how he used to watch wrestling in
<v Speaker 1>the eighties and he stopped caring about it around the
<v Speaker 1>Attitude era. He was telling me how he loved Ken Petera,
<v Speaker 1>the Killer Bees and watching Andre live, and then all
<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, he goes, who is that one guy
<v Speaker 1>who was the Interconder champion with the Boas and the
<v Speaker 1>Pastel Colors. Think his name was Goldilocks or something like that,
<v Speaker 1>And with a stutter, I uttered the name gold Dust
<v Speaker 1>and he goes, yeah, that's him. So and the Martin
<v Speaker 1>aka the fucking Cleaner just wanted us to know that
<v Speaker 1>everyone does, in fact know the big gold One.
<v Speaker 2>Everyone knows gold Dust. I mean that's a given. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know how many games that we play where we
<v Speaker 2>randomly will just ask, hey, you guys fucking like wrestling,
<v Speaker 2>and if they say yes or no anything, Yeah, I
<v Speaker 2>used to watch that, we say you remember gold Dust.
<v Speaker 2>I mean nine out of ten times they.
<v Speaker 1>Know gold Dust. Yeah. If they don't know gold Dust
<v Speaker 1>is because they literally know nothing about wrestling. They know
<v Speaker 1>nothing at all. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>If you know anything about wrestling, don't know who gold
<v Speaker 2>Dust is, you should. This is a party game for
<v Speaker 2>all of the you dippers out there? Oh yeah, Aska,
<v Speaker 2>you know, and when next time you're at a function
<v Speaker 2>or you know, and you're close to people, don't just
<v Speaker 2>fucking ask random people, Like, unless you're playing online game,
<v Speaker 2>you do.
<v Speaker 1>If you have prox chat, you can't.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah prox chat. Yeah, Aska, we're trying to get a
<v Speaker 2>survey going here.
<v Speaker 1>Let us know, survey time. See how many people? Uh no,
<v Speaker 1>gold dust back to mouth. I'm a old timey fisherman
<v Speaker 1>that wrestles. What do the boys want from Santa this year?
<v Speaker 1>He asks? Happy holidays to the Deadlock crew and all
<v Speaker 1>the hog dippers out there. I'll be home alone watching
<v Speaker 1>Matt Gruber from now until twenty twenty five on Rebeat.
<v Speaker 1>Get some Welcome to your Final Days. Yeah, that's not
<v Speaker 1>just four.
<v Speaker 2>You should watch Deep to Be third anniversary at least
<v Speaker 2>for a couple of those days, because that's great.
<v Speaker 1>Christmas watch. Yeh, that's a good one. Ships up the holidays.
<v Speaker 2>You should you should watch. I mean it's a you know,
<v Speaker 2>it took place during the holidays, tony technically right.
<v Speaker 1>The whole family a Christmas movie here? Yeah? Ah, what
<v Speaker 1>do I want for Christmas?
<v Speaker 4>So?
<v Speaker 2>Like when you get old, like you don't. You don't
<v Speaker 2>ask for like you don't want anything anymore. That's the
<v Speaker 2>kind of the reality of this here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, I just buy.
<v Speaker 2>What I want when I want, Yes, getting things. I
<v Speaker 2>love getting gifts.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think it's cool that anyone period in the
<v Speaker 1>world knows anything that I like.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, that's fucking fucking you got. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>this is for my birthday, but it was a gift.
<v Speaker 2>You guys got me the goddamn Eagles w W title thing.
<v Speaker 2>That's like one of my favorite things I ever got.
<v Speaker 1>That's awesome, It's awesome. Yeah. I should have wiped my
<v Speaker 1>ass with it. You should, I mean, like you probably mean,
<v Speaker 1>like we wiped the as with your fucking team this
<v Speaker 1>fucking weekd that's weird that you would say that, because
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna fuck you up with our twenty draft picks
<v Speaker 1>next year. I promise you she's drafted.
<v Speaker 2>You also can't tell me that you're she's a dr
<v Speaker 2>every right.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, let me ask you guys, all you sports fans,
<v Speaker 1>question if you were giving this, if you were the
<v Speaker 1>head coach of a team like let's say the Carolina
<v Speaker 1>Pathers that probably are going to make the playoffs, right, hypothetically,
<v Speaker 1>And let's say you were going to make a playoffs,
<v Speaker 1>but you're not going to the super Bowl. You're not
<v Speaker 1>winning the super Bowl, right, there's just no chance. Your
<v Speaker 1>defense is garbage, is not having it. Why wouldn't you
<v Speaker 1>just trade for a bunch of first round draft picks
<v Speaker 1>and then just throw every game for the entire season?
<v Speaker 2>Now, now, listen, I'm not saying that that's a bad idea,
<v Speaker 2>but James has been telling me at least three years
<v Speaker 2>now that that's what they've been doing.
<v Speaker 1>Actively a lot. Yeah, yeah, you know Brice John for Alabama.
<v Speaker 1>Come on, roll inside, I'm trying. I don't.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like, there's nothing really like I want. There's
<v Speaker 2>a lot of things I want for James, I'll tell
<v Speaker 2>you that much.
<v Speaker 1>There's like a yeah, yeah that's on the list too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah oh great, Yeah, I told Sanna I talked to him.
<v Speaker 1>I know personally, I want astrobot. I'm gonna get you that. Tony.
<v Speaker 1>You're you're probably Tony, You're probably a lot different, huh
<v Speaker 1>like you you probably because you have other people, Like
<v Speaker 1>you have kids to worry about, So like what is
<v Speaker 1>your how does that work? Like do the kids come
<v Speaker 1>to you and be like, this is what I want.
<v Speaker 1>They like write it down for you. They show you
<v Speaker 1>an iPad full of like stuff they want. Yeah, of course,
<v Speaker 1>what do you mean believe there? He's real? What do
<v Speaker 1>you mean? No, he's faking tony. What do you mean?
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? Wait a minute.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they make a list like a shoot list.
<v Speaker 3>We went through like a so they we got like
<v Speaker 3>one of those catalog target catalogs in the in the middle,
<v Speaker 3>you know, yeah, they still send them.
<v Speaker 1>So they went through and like we're looking at.
<v Speaker 3>It and circling it and stuff. Of course, like all
<v Speaker 3>the stuff they have, like way too many toys as
<v Speaker 3>it is, so like you know, everything they want. We're like, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>maybe maybe your birthday or something. Maybe yeah, but then
<v Speaker 3>you never buy you know what I mean? Tell you yeah, sure,
<v Speaker 3>because they have like way too much shit, Like everything
<v Speaker 3>they want, we just like whatever, get it right away
<v Speaker 3>or their parents or like grandparents spoil them and stuff.
<v Speaker 1>So oh that's cheese. Yes, I got my uh yeah,
<v Speaker 1>my son. I got him the Cars video game for
<v Speaker 1>the Switch. He's gonna love that. He loves cars. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he loves cars, So I got him the Cars video game.
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't love that. Ship. But you should get an
<v Speaker 1>astrobot for the dude, I should. You should get him
<v Speaker 1>metaphor re Fantasia lotro. Actually, I think Silent Hill too
<v Speaker 1>is a good stuff. Yeah, that's what I was Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>stocking stuff for That's where I was going with that
<v Speaker 1>one dude pyramid. Yeah, that's get him Matt in the
<v Speaker 1>There you go have Matt Rueber seventeen. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, here here's an update. By the way, because I've
<v Speaker 2>been no selling these last month.
<v Speaker 1>He sent me off. He's got the subscribe.
<v Speaker 2>He got me on a grooper like mug. In my house,
<v Speaker 2>I have and if I wanted to coseplay as Matt Ruber,
<v Speaker 2>I have his entire outfit. I like nice, like no,
<v Speaker 2>it's not fucking wing and glasses and pants and ship
<v Speaker 2>like outfit like he said, the ship.
<v Speaker 1>It's like July's gotta get ready.
<v Speaker 2>Dan Rekord is sick in the goddamn head, okay, like
<v Speaker 2>he needs help and I try to ignore it, but
<v Speaker 2>he has not stopped. Despite me ignoring all of these
<v Speaker 2>fucking things. We sat to my house. Stop that's what
<v Speaker 2>I want for Christmas. Leave meet the fuck alone, Dan rekerd.
<v Speaker 1>We can wear that for the holidays. You know it's
<v Speaker 1>good holiday. It would be good. Ah, yeah, what do
<v Speaker 1>you want, James, I'll our uh blu ray four k
<v Speaker 1>ultra HD. But yeah, I guess if I want anything
<v Speaker 1>from for for Christmas this year, I guess it'd just
<v Speaker 1>be fucking just happy times. That'd be cool, dude.
<v Speaker 2>That's awesome. Yeah, A good A good end the year
<v Speaker 2>for me especially.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that'd be awesome. Yeah right in like a good
<v Speaker 1>beginning of the next year. That'd be wow fantastic. That's
<v Speaker 1>uh every you know, that's something everyone can do, so please.
<v Speaker 1>Colton forty five says, if you were in the original Dudley's,
<v Speaker 1>what would your Dudley names be?
<v Speaker 5>Mmmm?
<v Speaker 1>Smelly Assudy for you? For me, mine would be Bloody Dudley.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking okay. Now what's yours? Dude? Duh? Now what's yours? Sweet? Okay?
<v Speaker 1>What is mine? Dude? Okay? So weet?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Tony's gotta be goddamn something with pizza, right,
<v Speaker 2>Pepperoni does.
<v Speaker 1>Big Dick Dudley. It exists already. They can't be. There
<v Speaker 1>can't be too big dig Jesus dances with Sands. Normous
<v Speaker 1>Dick Dudley. Hey, I'm enormous Dick Dudley. Big Dicky just
<v Speaker 1>looks out, What the fuck? I can't cock Dudley. That's
<v Speaker 1>just funny. The biggest dick is Sandwich Dudley. Am I
<v Speaker 1>the only one that Jesus dances with? Sandwich?
<v Speaker 4>Me?
<v Speaker 1>Marinara? Double dude. That's a great fucking due. Wow. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Bloody Dudley loses the Q and a sorry Bloody Dudley.
<v Speaker 1>His name is enormous Dudley. Like thinking about it some way, Sandwich,
<v Speaker 1>I thought about it. That's what I thought of you
<v Speaker 1>talking about it. Some things don't need to be thought.
<v Speaker 1>They just are poppy peanut. Sixty nine question for Tony
<v Speaker 1>have you gotten your kids into wrestling? And if so,
<v Speaker 1>what are some matches that you have shown them?
<v Speaker 3>No, they they got to hang out with Andrew Everett
<v Speaker 3>one time. We went to lunch when he was out
<v Speaker 3>here for a Revolver show.
<v Speaker 1>Is that's her favorite?
<v Speaker 3>That's her favorite wrestler. But yeah, as far as like, uh,
<v Speaker 3>I guess I did have wrestlemanion and my daughter was
<v Speaker 3>jumping around, uh like just a little bit, but she
<v Speaker 3>was jumping around on the trampoline when Biancabella was wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>She thought that was really cool. She looked like the
<v Speaker 1>long hair, you know, like the that was so cool.
<v Speaker 1>So she put like a thing in her hair and
<v Speaker 1>she was like whipping around trying to be Bianca bell Air.
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's cool as fun. But like they don't really
<v Speaker 1>like ever. They just hate wrestling, like they're just like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Son would, he would. She's a big eighties guy. He
<v Speaker 1>told me he like Saturday's an event. Oh yeah, George Steele, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>well he does, big uncle Elmber guy. Yeah, for sure.
<v Speaker 1>George hack and Schmidt actually you know, oh yeah, he's
<v Speaker 1>got some new footage of Georgia Hackey spitt. I'm sure
<v Speaker 1>it'll catch it on Netflix or maybe not.
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>So Run asked question for Johnny and Tony. Do you
<v Speaker 1>guys have a video game that you like the way
<v Speaker 1>that James likes Halo two? Oh wow, I don't know. See,
<v Speaker 1>I'm a fake gamer, like gamer, He's a fake gamer,
<v Speaker 1>which is fun, you know what.
<v Speaker 2>I'm fully accepting of this. I mean I'll play some
<v Speaker 2>ship with the boys.
<v Speaker 1>I know like fake gamers a little that's a little strong,
<v Speaker 1>like you put two hundred some hours in the Killer clowns,
<v Speaker 1>So like, that's true. Some people don't have two hund
<v Speaker 1>hours in anything period.
<v Speaker 2>I got four hundred hours in Left for Dead both
<v Speaker 2>of them, so like, I guess you know there's something there.
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I used to play that back in the day. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>but I guess I don't.
<v Speaker 2>In my mind, multiplayer games aren't the same as like
<v Speaker 2>sitting down and playing, like like I don't know how many.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, if that's true, then I'm fucked.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess that's fair. I mean my for me, honestly,
<v Speaker 2>Left for Dead two is probably my game for that then,
<v Speaker 2>like I love Left What.
<v Speaker 1>About metaphor re Fantasia?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, of course, yeah, I got a lot of
<v Speaker 2>hours in bra that I just bought.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yes, I mean two is probably the game.
<v Speaker 2>For me other than like I mean, I was obsessed
<v Speaker 2>with Medicare Solid two for like the year that I
<v Speaker 2>fucking replayed that.
<v Speaker 1>I love that game. Yeah, Meddle Gear Solid one was
<v Speaker 1>for me like when I first played that. That is,
<v Speaker 1>I never really played those games. I think Crazy Solid too, especially.
<v Speaker 1>I think you they he mastered all those and whatever.
<v Speaker 1>You should pick up a copy of that. I don't
<v Speaker 1>know if they be good or not. But they did
<v Speaker 1>put them all in like one disk or whatever. You
<v Speaker 1>could play them all. Okay, yeah, I'll look into that
<v Speaker 1>actually do Yeah, they're pretty fun. Uh.
<v Speaker 3>It's different now though, because like every game is a movie.
<v Speaker 3>Back then, when that game came out, I was like, Oh,
<v Speaker 3>this ship is like a movie.
<v Speaker 1>What the hell is this ship is? Yeah, dude, it
<v Speaker 1>was like a movie nowadays and probably not no no,
<v Speaker 1>but it was crazy what metal gear?
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, do you have a game you have a
<v Speaker 2>ton of hours in like that Tony?
<v Speaker 1>Like not wrestling? Well, like because like when I grew up,
<v Speaker 1>I used to play games with my dad all the time,
<v Speaker 1>so we like beat like every game, like every Mario
<v Speaker 1>game and like every uh like Super Mario Brothers three.
<v Speaker 1>I played the ship out of that one, and like
<v Speaker 1>Legend of Zelda for Super Nintendo. Shit like so like,
<v Speaker 1>but is there like a game that you like? If
<v Speaker 1>someone asked you, like, you know, hey, you play games
<v Speaker 1>or whatever? I wis your favorite game? Like, what would
<v Speaker 1>you say? Yeah, W two K twenty four.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I probably would say a wrestling game, like that's
<v Speaker 2>the ship I play the most.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So no Fortnite. Listen, we've been playing ballistic. That's true,
<v Speaker 1>Finn Davidson asked as someone from overseas New Zealand. But
<v Speaker 1>I haven't interacted with the American indie scene. Is there
<v Speaker 1>a difference in crowd attitude, reaction, and vibe from state
<v Speaker 1>to state.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, yes there is, and uh it's it's weird
<v Speaker 2>how different it is. Some crowds like we'll just consume
<v Speaker 2>the show. They'll sit there and like they'll take in
<v Speaker 2>the show, and like they don't really want to be
<v Speaker 2>a part of the show as much as they want
<v Speaker 2>to just like be around the show. If that makes sense.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I've seen someone. I've seen people sit there stone
<v Speaker 1>faced for two hours before and then I'll talk to
<v Speaker 1>them after the show and They're say, that was the
<v Speaker 1>greatest fucking show I've ever been to and that's the
<v Speaker 1>best thing I've ever seen. I'm like, that is nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Some people just know yeah, I mean, like some people
<v Speaker 1>are just like that. It is cool though. See, Like.
<v Speaker 2>One of the most rewarding things for DPW actually has
<v Speaker 2>been going outside in North Carolina and seeing like people
<v Speaker 2>know what the fuck is going on, Like going to
<v Speaker 2>Jersey and like they're like losing their shit for cozone.
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh fuck, what the hell.
<v Speaker 1>North Carolina. Most of the times, that's it sick. Dan
<v Speaker 1>Reicher asked, have you seen that gruber? No, No, how
<v Speaker 1>the fuck is he on this fucking thing? Man? Well
<v Speaker 1>he just I just told you this whole fucking thing.
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be bothered with this guy. Well, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Good Dann Record. I saw you with the
<v Speaker 1>big sandwich. I wanted to give a big shout out
<v Speaker 1>to you for the big sandwich. Dan Recker was at
<v Speaker 1>the Game Awards with a big sandwich. Dude, I swear
<v Speaker 1>to god, he was there with the biggest Do you
<v Speaker 1>want me to send this to you?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let me see it actually real quick. I mean, listen,
<v Speaker 2>I got love for of Dan Record. Dan Record has
<v Speaker 2>a lot of love for Deadlock and d p W
<v Speaker 2>and I will give him his credit for that. But
<v Speaker 2>that is a fucking that's a crazy crazy that is
<v Speaker 2>Dan Record with a big sandwich.
<v Speaker 1>I doesn't believe. How the hell is this? Yeah sandwich sandwich? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>What the He definitely got a shout about now catering sandwich. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean this thing is feeding like the locker room.
<v Speaker 1>That's well, he's sandwich Dudley. Then yeah, I mean big
<v Speaker 1>sandwich Dudley. We're looking at him. That's good. Shout out
<v Speaker 1>Dan Riker for the sandwich. That's the exact We have
<v Speaker 1>not seen mcgruber. Maybe that's a twenty twenty five goal.
<v Speaker 1>We'll see. I might not be making it like you've
<v Speaker 1>seen it. I really like the movie. I watched the
<v Speaker 1>one like Owen Wilson wedding, crashers, car cars. So we
<v Speaker 1>have a question here from the chat. So John Nichol askes,
<v Speaker 1>and this is the last question. John Nichol asked favorite Christmas.
<v Speaker 2>Movie Jingle all the Way, Jingle all the Way.
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't say jing all the way to you can't see
<v Speaker 1>my answer, Jingle all the Way to the one with Arnold. Yes, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>this one is Arnold. My wife hates that movie, but
<v Speaker 1>we watch every year because she's not big into Arnold. No,
<v Speaker 1>she hate it. She just doesn't like it. She thinks
<v Speaker 1>it's stupid, but she her favorites. Uh, the Santa Claus
<v Speaker 1>the first one. Fuck that fucking movie. Man.
<v Speaker 2>I went that movie thinking it was gonna be like awesome,
<v Speaker 2>and like people hyped it up crazy. I think people
<v Speaker 2>still like that movie. I thought that movie sucked as
<v Speaker 2>it's like long Yeah, I like Long Less pretty okay,
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was.
<v Speaker 1>Fine, dude. I mean, Jring All the Way is mine.
<v Speaker 2>I mean that's probably obviously because it's about like the
<v Speaker 2>whole movie surrounding a goddamn action figure.
<v Speaker 1>That's a given for me. That was awesome. Home Alone
<v Speaker 1>is always a classic too. I've seen that like five
<v Speaker 1>million times, so too, Homelanes of course, good die Hard, sure, yeah, okay,
<v Speaker 1>no Elf shall oh you I think? I think, uh, well,
<v Speaker 1>like there's two things that like when I go home
<v Speaker 1>or like I see my family that they watch at
<v Speaker 1>the function and it's always Elf and the SpongeBob Christmas Special.
<v Speaker 1>Oh really, yeah I care. I don't even remember when
<v Speaker 1>I see it, I remember all of it, like as
<v Speaker 1>we're watching it, I remember all of it. The only
<v Speaker 1>part I remember in the fucking episode is where SpongeBob
<v Speaker 1>is dancing with his love. That's now I know what
<v Speaker 1>you're talking about. He's going nuts. Yeah, has to step
<v Speaker 1>up because Santa Christmas. To me, yeah, that's it's awesome
<v Speaker 1>and it's good. So those two for sure. I do
<v Speaker 1>love the Arnold one, the Jingle All the Way movie
<v Speaker 1>watched that last year with my with my mom and
<v Speaker 1>my sister, and they actually enjoyed it. They thought it
<v Speaker 1>was going about bad Santa. Oh that was awesome too.
<v Speaker 1>Was that with the dude that dated Angelia and Joe Lee?
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's what I know him as as well. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he was go on, man, Elf is pretty good. You're right,
<v Speaker 1>it is this a classic. I think that's like a
<v Speaker 1>Christmas classic. Elf.
<v Speaker 2>Nothing beats Some people hate Elf. I've heard that, heard
<v Speaker 2>that recently.
<v Speaker 1>Is not true.
<v Speaker 3>There's no way, I know somewhere do you know movie
<v Speaker 3>I hate? There is a Christmas Story. I cannot stand
<v Speaker 3>that movie, that one that played.
<v Speaker 2>Twenty four to because they played a million But it's.
<v Speaker 1>Not even that great of a movie though. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>like just I don't know, Oh my god, with with
<v Speaker 1>Ralphie and the Red Rider and all that his tongue
<v Speaker 1>stuck on the ship. Yeah, I just don't like it.
<v Speaker 1>He's just annoying to me. I don't know. Oh, fucking
<v Speaker 1>National Lampoons Christmas Face. Oh yeah, that's a classic, bro. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I watched that one every year too. That's a classic.
<v Speaker 1>We didn't yeah, I know, I know, Thank god I
<v Speaker 1>brought it back around for that one. That one is
<v Speaker 1>a classic for sure. Eight Crazy Nights. Yeah you should
<v Speaker 1>go watch. I saw a movie on Netflix because we're
<v Speaker 1>nothing else to watch it.
<v Speaker 3>We watched this MOE called Hot Frosty. It's like the
<v Speaker 3>labors ass Netflix Haallmark guess movie. But I had to
<v Speaker 3>watch it because I had to know what this movie
<v Speaker 3>is about. It's like this, No, it's like so like
<v Speaker 3>she puts her scarf over this snowman, you know, like
<v Speaker 3>Frosty Snowman, except he's hot and he comes.
<v Speaker 1>Alive and he's good looking and he's I played. Oh
<v Speaker 1>I knew. I was absolute familiar. I know it from
<v Speaker 1>the little packer she carrod on my nose. Oh yeah.
<v Speaker 1>And that's the end of the Q and A second
<v Speaker 1>for this week. Thank you guys so much submitting questions.
<v Speaker 1>It's the last, the last. I mean, count your fucking days,
<v Speaker 1>your ways times you're doing it. I got on this.
<v Speaker 5>What do you mean?
<v Speaker 1>Let me hear it. Everybody. You love this Q and A.
<v Speaker 1>You couldn't you couldn't think about one, everybody.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we got a class in here. Yes sir, Thank
<v Speaker 5>you guys, once again, you've been great. Thank Everybody'll see you.
<v Speaker 1>Next time there's contacting out, signing out. Thank you? All right,
<v Speaker 1>now it is time to get into WWE's Saturday Nights
<v Speaker 1>main Event October five at nineteen eighty five, and I
<v Speaker 1>guess it would have been the World Wrestling Federation.
<v Speaker 2>At the time, the World Wrestling Federation in d James.
<v Speaker 2>This is the second ever episode of Saturday Night's main Event. Now,
<v Speaker 2>why are we watching the second one into the debut one? Well,
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know what happened on the first one, and
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know if it.
<v Speaker 1>Was worth it. I don't know, I don't know, I
<v Speaker 1>don't know.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, and you know someday we could
<v Speaker 2>go back to it. You know that there's a door
<v Speaker 2>open there for this one. But this one I knew
<v Speaker 2>had a wedding, and wrestling weddings are always worth watching, right.
<v Speaker 1>Boys, always, always, always, it was well too, yes, always,
<v Speaker 1>there's never issues. Always good And.
<v Speaker 2>Of course you know Satura Knight's main event is making
<v Speaker 2>a return in real life. So Tony thought it would
<v Speaker 2>be a good idea.
<v Speaker 1>And maybe a venture back then. I don't put this
<v Speaker 1>all on me.
<v Speaker 2>This is, as we talked about earlier, the oldest retro
<v Speaker 2>episode we've ever done. We don't venture back into the
<v Speaker 2>eighties that often. If ever, most wrestling shows in this
<v Speaker 2>era were like pretty protective.
<v Speaker 1>Of like dudes on TV.
<v Speaker 2>So like if you did see a Hal Coogan on TV,
<v Speaker 2>he was beaten some little Joe Broni's ass into. It
<v Speaker 2>wasn't often you saw like the stars on the show.
<v Speaker 2>So Saturday's main Event was like one of the first
<v Speaker 2>shows I think at the time that like you would
<v Speaker 2>see stars facing stars.
<v Speaker 1>So I think that was the big draw.
<v Speaker 2>And like this was a pretty big like ratings get
<v Speaker 2>at the time for like I'm pretty sure this was
<v Speaker 2>an NBC, right it was, Yeah, they were doing pretty
<v Speaker 2>freaking good ratings, Like this episode did an eight point
<v Speaker 2>three the Saturay Night's main event here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And there's no like on the Observer website. Usually
<v Speaker 1>this is where we put the Observer notes, but there
<v Speaker 1>are none. There's none on the website, so we don't
<v Speaker 1>have any to talk about in this episode.
<v Speaker 2>No, And I'm pretty sure there is a like Observer
<v Speaker 2>newsletter from this time. And I saw Scott Keith his
<v Speaker 2>the blog of Doom. Scott Keith had like a recap
<v Speaker 2>of it.
<v Speaker 1>But I was like, ah, this.
<v Speaker 2>This doesn't feel the same, So we're we're observerless for
<v Speaker 2>this one.
<v Speaker 1>Observe this BA. I think Meltzer loved it, Alver has
<v Speaker 1>hated it, I don't know. Whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Well, the one thing I did see Tony from Scott
<v Speaker 2>Keith's recap of the newsletter is that Meltzer said this
<v Speaker 2>is like one of the worst shows ever wrestling wwiseh.
<v Speaker 1>He said Hogan is trash. Wow. Yeah, So I mean
<v Speaker 1>that's that does show what little does he know the
<v Speaker 1>wrestling that would follow in the next forty years?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Good lord, this is the end of hal Cogan at
<v Speaker 1>this time or not? Wow, He's I mean he's not
<v Speaker 1>even red and yellowed owt yet. So we start with
<v Speaker 1>the colde open here, which is one of the craziest
<v Speaker 1>fucking hard cuts to back to back to back content
<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen for any show. Wrestling back then was
<v Speaker 1>all character stuff, so everyone had a very distinctive character,
<v Speaker 1>which made for some very funny segments and like otherwise
<v Speaker 1>just nuts looking people and they had to talk.
<v Speaker 2>That was like every match has a mean gene interview
<v Speaker 2>in the aisleway before they make their entrance.
<v Speaker 1>Possibly to Music's not everyone got music for some reason.
<v Speaker 1>The best part is that even when the guys would talk,
<v Speaker 1>like even the guys that are classified as the best
<v Speaker 1>talkers of the era or ever however you would like
<v Speaker 1>to put that, they're very rough. Like it's not like
<v Speaker 1>sometimes it feels like they weren't even told anything to
<v Speaker 1>talk about. They're just like, you're talking, I'm just selling tickets, right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like that's just what it helps, Like, Yeah, yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 1>Mean Gene is here. Of course most of the time
<v Speaker 1>that we see mean Jene, he's in WCW, so it's
<v Speaker 1>cool to talk about a show here on the retrovue
<v Speaker 1>or mean Jean's with the WWF.
<v Speaker 2>Does an age between the ten years of this he
<v Speaker 2>really years. No, he's the exact same looking guys, same
<v Speaker 2>air with the goddamn bald in the reade.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, that's a secret. You got to get that at
<v Speaker 3>like twenty five, and then you have that your whole life.
<v Speaker 3>You looked at twenty five for the rest.
<v Speaker 1>Of your life. What a funk. They should keep that
<v Speaker 1>secret in the fault the chest. And that's like the
<v Speaker 1>Steve Martin thing. He had like gray hair when he
<v Speaker 1>was young, you know, so then he always looked the
<v Speaker 1>same age. Cigarettes did a lot to these dudes. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>cigarettes were so crazy back then. Yeah, yeah, they weren't
<v Speaker 1>even fucking with Menthols yet. Oh my god, that's up next.
<v Speaker 1>So me and Gene is here with Freddy Blassie and
<v Speaker 1>Nikolai Volkoff, which I'd like to make a note. The
<v Speaker 1>only times we ever see Freddy Blassi are in the
<v Speaker 1>funny like WF music commercial that we talked about with
<v Speaker 1>Michaels and in the intro to w w E shows.
<v Speaker 2>Oh and though the one time I'm where the show
<v Speaker 2>ended in Stephanie McMahon and Seay McMahon stole him in
<v Speaker 2>kilt him.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, seven year man kidnapped Freddy Blassie. Was
<v Speaker 1>that the invasion You're gonna die? Yes?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Well, here Freddy Blassie is standing up for the Soviet.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm sure that's good or not.
<v Speaker 2>The first thing that you hear you're staring at mean
<v Speaker 2>Gene Ocle and Freddy Blassie in this big bastard Nikolay
<v Speaker 2>volkov and mean Gene says, ladies and gentlemen, we may
<v Speaker 2>be on the brink of an international crisis.
<v Speaker 1>Talking about entertainment. What's going on here?
<v Speaker 2>I forgot that, Like all the big angles in the
<v Speaker 2>eighties were, man, someone's trying to fuck with America again.
<v Speaker 1>We better kick his.
<v Speaker 3>As Yeah, a little too on the nose here, like
<v Speaker 3>USA versus everybody here in the eighties.
<v Speaker 1>Well, well, you know, the crowd really wanted to boo them,
<v Speaker 1>and uh, you know that's how wrestling works, you know,
<v Speaker 1>that's just how things worked back then. And Nikolai Volkov
<v Speaker 1>was the number one heel in every territory he ever
<v Speaker 1>fucking stepped in, so like, of course it would work
<v Speaker 1>here in the w doef. Why not Nikolai Volkov? By
<v Speaker 1>the way, it's very funny because when you look at
<v Speaker 1>him in the face. Uh, the only time I've ever
<v Speaker 1>really seen Volkov's work is in Mid South. So in
<v Speaker 1>Mid Southeast was Barry Darso and I was like, why
<v Speaker 1>the fuck did they put Barry Darso with Nikolai Volkoff?
<v Speaker 1>And then I look at both of them in the face,
<v Speaker 1>and they made Barry Darsa look just like this guy
<v Speaker 1>in Mid South. I was like, wow, they look very
<v Speaker 1>fucking similar. That's awesome. Yeah, pretty crazy, Yeah, nuts, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>he was a player gimmicks.
<v Speaker 2>Earlier tonight, Ulkogan told me and Jane that after his
<v Speaker 2>title fends night, the Soviet flag will never fly in
<v Speaker 2>any arenas in the United States Nikolai Volkov, and Nikolai
<v Speaker 2>Volkov says tonight tell would be I would beat whole
<v Speaker 2>cocin for the title, and I will take that back
<v Speaker 2>to Russia, and if ever war comes between these two countries,
<v Speaker 2>I will have hello, guilty conscience, push the missile button
<v Speaker 2>to destruct you all.
<v Speaker 1>I am begging hold coging to fucking lose this match, dude,
<v Speaker 1>because if you beat this guy, we are fucked. He's
<v Speaker 1>gonna the missile button. It's the craziest thing ever.
<v Speaker 2>This guy has.
<v Speaker 1>Nikolay Volkov has the iggy to the missile button that
<v Speaker 1>could kill America. This is different Russia, dude. Yeah, wow, dude.
<v Speaker 1>He is the spokesperson in pro wrestling for Russia.
<v Speaker 2>All guilty conscience, Oh fuck no ship, buddy, God damn inane.
<v Speaker 2>So he says he's gonna blow up America, and mean
<v Speaker 2>Jane says, all right, well what do you think of that?
<v Speaker 1>Freddy Blessing.
<v Speaker 2>Freddy BLESSI says, be more of my fellow Americans. This
<v Speaker 2>man always means what he says. Me just says, all right,
<v Speaker 2>well ll Cogan's gonna meet. I won't go for every tonight,
<v Speaker 2>no one.
<v Speaker 1>See.
<v Speaker 2>I was too concerned that this guy just threatened to
<v Speaker 2>blow up the country. This was everyone just doing this
<v Speaker 2>at the time, I guess, so it was like normal,
<v Speaker 2>of course someone's gonna blow us up.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the the whole thing is crazy, Like why wouldn't
<v Speaker 1>hold cogin? Like what is Cokin gonna do? Like he
<v Speaker 1>threatened a nuclear war? Like, brother, what do you want
<v Speaker 1>this guy? He's about to tell us what he's gonna do.
<v Speaker 6>Actually, I mean what I gotta go talk to Reagan?
<v Speaker 6>Brother dude, I thought were wrestling. Brother dude, double was crusher.
<v Speaker 6>I'm like, I'm just trying to put on a headlock.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, dude.
<v Speaker 2>So Hogan is here, now, Hogan, we are not in
<v Speaker 2>red and yellow territory. Yet he still has his white
<v Speaker 2>American made shirt and he has a headband that it
<v Speaker 2>really just looks like he just ripped up a part
<v Speaker 2>of his shirt and wrapped.
<v Speaker 1>It around they I want you, I want you to
<v Speaker 1>think in your head right now, what would a headband
<v Speaker 1>look on look like on a man. Whatever you're thinking
<v Speaker 1>right now is not right because Hulk Hogan has this thing.
<v Speaker 1>It's a strip of his fucking you're right, his shirt
<v Speaker 1>or something. Yeah, like we're like, says Hulk Comania. He
<v Speaker 1>cut it out on the T shirt. It's across his face. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it's really nuts looking that scarf. You have to see
<v Speaker 1>the picture of this. So he's standing here.
<v Speaker 2>He is mean, Gene, and Hogan says, you know something,
<v Speaker 2>I want my fellow Americans out there to rest the
<v Speaker 2>easy brother, because the Haulks is here. So Hogan's gonna
<v Speaker 2>stop a goddamn international incident here. That's good as far
<v Speaker 2>as that no good Russian Nikolai Volkov goes. He's no
<v Speaker 2>threat to me and he's no threat to America. Dude,
<v Speaker 2>I don't want you to get me wrong, because the
<v Speaker 2>Holks is right hot about this situation. The way that
<v Speaker 2>Russian goes around the country waving that Russian flag in
<v Speaker 2>front of all these young Americans, that gets me red hot, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I got one promise for you.
<v Speaker 2>After whole Comania runs wild, there's only gonna be one
<v Speaker 2>flag waving his country, and that's a red, white, and
<v Speaker 2>the blue, just for you. And he ex in front
<v Speaker 2>of the fucking camera.
<v Speaker 1>Again.
<v Speaker 2>Good on him for having the confidence. But this dude
<v Speaker 2>has the fucking missile button at his disposal booking.
<v Speaker 1>But he's got the power of the whole comedian. Maybe
<v Speaker 1>we should just lay this one down like you and
<v Speaker 1>the Navy and everyone on here, bigger situation. Hul Coakain
<v Speaker 1>should have said that he also has access to the
<v Speaker 1>nuclear button.
<v Speaker 6>Ah, a lot bigger button, a bigger better, but little
<v Speaker 6>red button.
<v Speaker 1>It's nothing to the red, white, and blue button. Brothers.
<v Speaker 1>So next time we have Uncle Elmer and hill Billy
<v Speaker 1>Jem by the way, at the end of that, they say,
<v Speaker 1>that's that's the international situation like this all right, thank you?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is like this should be on the news.
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck? Man? Yeah, he'll Billy Jim James's top
<v Speaker 2>I have top.
<v Speaker 1>Three favorite wrestler. He's not three or five.
<v Speaker 2>Uh, he's here with Uncle Elmer. I am now being
<v Speaker 2>for the first time introduced to Uncle Elmer.
<v Speaker 1>I've never heard of this guy before. I'm seeing him
<v Speaker 1>on here.
<v Speaker 2>To be completely fair, i'd probably know I have no
<v Speaker 2>clue who Hillbilly Jim was if I didn't see him
<v Speaker 2>coming down the aisle. And here comes the pain in
<v Speaker 2>a cart.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah waving that show is awesome. It's my goat. But
<v Speaker 1>he had to talk to though they smiling at the
<v Speaker 1>country boy. Hey, no messing with Countriie boy. Hell yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's rules. This guy is fucking commencing the jigglin too,
<v Speaker 1>Like this guy really knows what's going on. This is good.
<v Speaker 1>His whole family was. I think a hipbilly Jim. I
<v Speaker 1>think of the actually figure where his arms out his side,
<v Speaker 1>right or sorry, I always think of the hill and
<v Speaker 1>old billy Jimmer here. And then Rodney Piper comes on
<v Speaker 1>the screen and says, I haven't feel your whole family's
<v Speaker 1>gonna go down. That's fucking so sick. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>why Ronny pst session issue here, but you know it's fair.
<v Speaker 1>Roddy Piper has an issue with everybody like this is
<v Speaker 1>like he's the WWF's answer to just every baby face
<v Speaker 1>they have.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Roddy Piper, Yeah, send Piper out there to fuck
<v Speaker 2>with them. So Mean Jean's here, as you said, with
<v Speaker 2>Hillbilly Jim and Uncle Elmer, and Mean Jean says, so
<v Speaker 2>that's the international situation, ladies and gentlemen. But now on
<v Speaker 2>the domestic front. We you're gonna have the first network
<v Speaker 2>television wedding since Tiny Tim and Miss VICKI back in
<v Speaker 2>nineteen sixty nine. And the nervous groom and his best man,
<v Speaker 2>Uncle Elmer, and Hillbilly Jimmy or He'll billy Jim is
<v Speaker 2>everything in order for tonight, and he'll billy Jim says.
<v Speaker 2>We hope so, because Uncle Elmer has a big night
<v Speaker 2>ahead of them. And first he's gonna wrestle. I said,
<v Speaker 2>holy shit, this guy's booked to work before his wedding.
<v Speaker 2>This is a real man's man here.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, somebody's got to get the honeymoon money.
<v Speaker 2>He's got to pay the bills, yim man, And he'll
<v Speaker 2>billy Jim says. Then he's gonna get married and afterwards
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna have a big hoe down reception. I was,
<v Speaker 2>they don't imply any at all that this guy's going
<v Speaker 2>on a honeymoon or having sex at all.
<v Speaker 1>Why does WWF love the hillbilly thing. They're like super
<v Speaker 1>into it.
<v Speaker 2>Fince I think was like enamored with it because it
<v Speaker 2>was so not him. Yeah you know, yeah, sure he
<v Speaker 2>sees hopingly Jim is every member on the w c. W.
<v Speaker 1>Roster during that time as well.
<v Speaker 2>Uncle Elberstling mean Jean says Elmer, are you nervous right now?
<v Speaker 2>And Uncle Elmer says Gino Merrin Mischeon, hold on, I
<v Speaker 2>tell you, what the hell did.
<v Speaker 1>You just say? I what the is wrong with you?
<v Speaker 1>I find subtitles. I have no clue what he said there,
<v Speaker 1>Like it was wow, out of the water boy. It
<v Speaker 1>didn't even click with me, Tony that I could have
<v Speaker 1>put on sometles. I just assumed that the subtitles would
<v Speaker 1>stay like unintelligible with Jimmer.
<v Speaker 2>I only know the real Works gips because I watched
<v Speaker 2>the Sometimes.
<v Speaker 1>I want to have something. I had no idea what
<v Speaker 1>this guy was saying, but I'll tell you.
<v Speaker 2>And then Rodnie Piper walks in and goes, you see
<v Speaker 2>this fucking slot.
<v Speaker 1>He walks in with a handful of Hey he's oh yo,
<v Speaker 1>reason Uncleholmer, and he's holding out some Heylmer. I ain't
<v Speaker 1>even done nothing to Roddy Piper yet, No, he's just
<v Speaker 1>Roddy Piper comes in and says, you see this? You
<v Speaker 1>fucking live here, don't you?
<v Speaker 2>You messy sloppy hillbilly bastard. He says, if you were
<v Speaker 2>on a mission, you would be the launching pad brod
<v Speaker 2>tak a look at this guy. You think she's getting
<v Speaker 2>any kind of bargain basement here? What do you think
<v Speaker 2>is gonna marry him? I saw a pig run through here.
<v Speaker 2>I never saw that. Then they cut from Piper going
<v Speaker 2>on a rint to the Serens main event.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, Roddy Piper has gotta be I mean
<v Speaker 1>I could listen to this dude talk forever.
<v Speaker 2>His promo later is like the most nothing words of
<v Speaker 2>all time, but he says it's so cool that I'm like, Wow,
<v Speaker 2>I love this guy.
<v Speaker 1>He is just roasting everybody. That's his thing is just
<v Speaker 1>to roast everybody, roast everybody and then get punched in
<v Speaker 1>the head and just start selling His match is the
<v Speaker 1>best match on this show. Oh, it's unbelievable. It's actually
<v Speaker 1>super fun. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>The sturn Nit's main event intro, it's it doesn't have
<v Speaker 2>the same song here on the Peacog version in which
<v Speaker 2>won't exist pretty soon, but the song was Obsession.
<v Speaker 1>That song is awesome. So Vince McMahon runs down the
<v Speaker 1>card with Jesse Ventura, who is back.
<v Speaker 2>Now by the way and doing real life Saturday Night's
<v Speaker 2>Man events like the return one, which.
<v Speaker 1>I'm excited to read the notes on what he says
<v Speaker 1>on this show.
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I can't believe that that's a real thing.
<v Speaker 1>I don't.
<v Speaker 2>I'm shocked that they trust him. I also appreciate everyone
<v Speaker 2>that had tweeted us at this announcement and blamed or
<v Speaker 2>gave us credit for this. I don't want to take
<v Speaker 2>credit or blame, but you're a neutral party. Yeah, we
<v Speaker 2>you know, no one's covered Jesse, like we haven't.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Jesse Ventura's dressed up in a crazy suit in
<v Speaker 1>the most eighties glasses I've ever seen.
<v Speaker 2>They're like two pairs of glasses broken and glued together.
<v Speaker 1>It was very strange looking here.
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, Vince's putting over the show and the microphone.
<v Speaker 2>He says, we'll see one of the first tag team
<v Speaker 2>tunnel defenses from Greg the Hammer, Valentine and Brutus Beefcake.
<v Speaker 2>What a just a dog shit tag team taking on
<v Speaker 2>Tony Gia and leaping LAMMI pofo.
<v Speaker 1>Who I don't say that, vents I'm sorry.
<v Speaker 2>Now, James. I wanted to bring this up to you
<v Speaker 2>because I don't think I knew this. The tag tunnels
<v Speaker 2>at this time are the same as the Attitude AO
<v Speaker 2>tag belts.
<v Speaker 1>They're the dual plated one. The Attitude eero one is
<v Speaker 1>all gold.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize it was the same, like kind of
<v Speaker 2>looking designed for this long though, because this is fucking
<v Speaker 2>nineteen eighty five. I figured it was like a you know,
<v Speaker 2>a little shitty belt.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, So the this version of it is the
<v Speaker 1>dual plated silver with gold. You can't really see it here, No,
<v Speaker 1>it seems like.
<v Speaker 2>The intro there's a glimpse of it, but like they
<v Speaker 2>don't really ever get close to it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then they do use the dual plate for
<v Speaker 1>a minute going into the Attitude era, I believe, But
<v Speaker 1>then it changes to the one that most of you'll
<v Speaker 1>probably know, which is the all gold. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>That's that was like a I was like someone went
<v Speaker 2>back and the boys went back.
<v Speaker 1>The time and gave me his tag belt. Here, take
<v Speaker 1>these better ones. It's fucking awesome. It's also the world
<v Speaker 1>title that Rick Flair brings in, is it, Yeah, because
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember what happened to his belt, but he
<v Speaker 1>used a custom version of this tag belt that said
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, champion or something on it.
<v Speaker 3>It got in the w W one he has got
<v Speaker 3>take they had to take take it away off TV
<v Speaker 3>or whatever, so they made like this weird tag.
<v Speaker 1>It was like a tag world belt. Let me say, yeah, wow, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I know, isn't that weird?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I ever knew. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if I've ever seen this.
<v Speaker 3>So they use it for like I guess they use
<v Speaker 3>it for like house shows and like stuff like that,
<v Speaker 3>but then worded it out to make it look like
<v Speaker 3>it was the big gold.
<v Speaker 1>Belt on TV, I guess. So it was really wow
<v Speaker 1>to just plant this one out so you couldn't tell
<v Speaker 1>what it was.
<v Speaker 2>Vinceays Paul Endorf will take on Roddy Piper to Night
<v Speaker 2>by the Way as well, and then from there the eighth, ninth,
<v Speaker 2>and tenth Wonders of the World all rolled up in
<v Speaker 2>one as Andre teams with Tony Atlas to take on
<v Speaker 2>King Kong Bundy and Big John Studd and then Champion
<v Speaker 2>Hulkkin and the title defense meets Nikolai Volkoff and then
<v Speaker 2>a little romance in addition to the wrestling, with the
<v Speaker 2>wedding of Uncle Elmer and Joyce. One name Joyce, that's
<v Speaker 2>Joyce Elmer.
<v Speaker 1>Is that your last name. Now, I guess, so, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>take their uncle.
<v Speaker 2>So h Jesse VNTRA now goes on right, he says,
<v Speaker 2>maybe you can wake up when it's wake me up
<v Speaker 2>when it's all over. I'm impressed with the wrestling. You
<v Speaker 2>don't have to tell me on that. I love the matches.
<v Speaker 2>But this marriage has no business in the sport wrestling. Jesse,
<v Speaker 2>Wrestling is a contact sport. The marriage has nothing to
<v Speaker 2>do with it. And I'm gonna go on record as
<v Speaker 2>a broadcaster that this wedding has no business in wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>I go on the record, take your bullshit sports entertainment
<v Speaker 1>somewhere else. Vince, fuck you, You're fired, and take that
<v Speaker 1>union with fuck you, fuck you McMahon. I'm gonna start
<v Speaker 1>a union. Well, fu you McMahon. Hey McMahon, why don't
<v Speaker 1>you suck my decks? So anyways, we got Nikolay Volkov
<v Speaker 1>versus whul Cogan. Howard Finkel says that Volkov would like
<v Speaker 1>everyone to stand for the Soviet national anthem. The crowd
<v Speaker 1>is not happy about this, of course. And then now
<v Speaker 1>we've seen this a lot, and this is a trope
<v Speaker 1>in wrestling. It is, yes, but I gotta say everyone
<v Speaker 1>fucking just stands there and listens to it. I said,
<v Speaker 1>oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
<v Speaker 2>And he sings what I assume is the Soviet national
<v Speaker 2>anthem as Freddy Blassie holds the Soviet Union flag and
<v Speaker 2>he finishes up when he says, you are typicult Americans,
<v Speaker 2>no class and uh to prove this, people then start
<v Speaker 2>throwing things on the ring and one bounces all over.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Freddy Blassie was singing it. I said, wow, this
<v Speaker 1>is crazy weird. Of course, yeah, I I love that
<v Speaker 1>no one interrupted it. That that's fucking heat, dude. Like yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I came in and said, fucking stop, dude. That's how
<v Speaker 1>every single one of them goes from now on right,
<v Speaker 1>is like it always gets interrupted for the pop. But no,
<v Speaker 1>they just stand there and they sing the song. That's
<v Speaker 1>Landstorm's whole w CNW run is getting interrupted. You're doing
<v Speaker 1>the neck turn. So it cuts to Hogan with Mean Jean,
<v Speaker 1>who now cuts another promo.
<v Speaker 2>This is a promo heavy show, man, I mean like
<v Speaker 2>it's unreal, so mean Jane says, uh, desplait your warnings.
<v Speaker 2>Nikola I Volkov continues to sing the national anthem and
<v Speaker 2>carry the Rusian flag. Hogan says, well, you know, mean, Jane,
<v Speaker 2>the singing's too much, but as far as that flag goes.
<v Speaker 1>That's absolutely the limit. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>I can't stand here to see our enemies flag in
<v Speaker 2>the ring. That's why I'm carrying the red, white, and blue.
<v Speaker 1>Brother. I'm proud of America.
<v Speaker 2>I stand for this country, dude, And when this fight
<v Speaker 2>is over tonight, there's only gonna be one flag standing.
<v Speaker 1>That's the Stars and the stripes forever, forever. And Hogan
<v Speaker 1>comes out to stars and stripes forever. That's the same
<v Speaker 1>of the fucking song. I don't know if that's legally.
<v Speaker 2>You had to say that.
<v Speaker 1>It's a g up for it. That's why it turns
<v Speaker 1>a song on, just so you know what one to hit, dude,
<v Speaker 1>huge us a flag. I mean, he is so over
<v Speaker 1>in this building. Hogan is unbelievably over here. He could
<v Speaker 1>do no wrong in this era.
<v Speaker 2>Or he's in the full white gear he is, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>the tiny whities. Yeah yeah, that's yeah, good shouts. Now,
<v Speaker 2>NBC was not NBC was not fucking with blood no.
<v Speaker 1>Way, right. Yeah, probably neither is Hogan do Yeah, you're
<v Speaker 1>probably right, flag brother, So Volkov hot starts on Hogan
<v Speaker 1>by kicking him in the butt cheeks, which is nice.
<v Speaker 2>It's it's they describe it as a flag match like everywhere,
<v Speaker 2>but this is not a flag match. I guess just technically,
<v Speaker 2>it's just whoever wins.
<v Speaker 1>One flag wins, brother.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess that's what it is, like, whoever over
<v Speaker 2>wins flag wins.
<v Speaker 1>All the flag match.
<v Speaker 3>Like the only thing that came of it was Holgan
<v Speaker 3>saying you will never fly a flag in the United
<v Speaker 3>States ever again. So I guess that's that made the
<v Speaker 3>flag match.
<v Speaker 1>Then this is the last Soviet Union flag in America
<v Speaker 1>and Hogan has to put a stop to it. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>Nikolai Volkoff is fucking This gimmick is crazy. So like
<v Speaker 1>he faces Hogan, Hogan beats him, and then next week
<v Speaker 1>he comes out and says, I still don't like America.
<v Speaker 1>Oh ship, all right, let's do it again. Stopping this
<v Speaker 1>country should have came out the giant red button. That
<v Speaker 1>would have been like over the top craziness, like yeah,
<v Speaker 1>just Freddy badlass. Yeah, like a glass box, you know,
<v Speaker 1>he's teasing open. It is.
<v Speaker 3>Like that'd be the craziest thing ever that Hogan leg
<v Speaker 3>drops it or something I don't know crush it breaks
<v Speaker 3>in actually like launches it by accident because he leg
<v Speaker 3>drops it.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he has to go stop it with his pythons
<v Speaker 1>or whatever. You're fucking spitting. I'm booking the a. He's
<v Speaker 1>until eighty five. That's my ada walking around with a
<v Speaker 1>glass box with a button that it would have been
<v Speaker 1>like this large red button would have been insane. Hogan
<v Speaker 1>like starts his comeback and he does the point and
<v Speaker 1>he points to Freddy Blassie, and Freddy Blassie opens the
<v Speaker 1>glass box up and Hogan's like, no, brother, He says, well,
<v Speaker 1>you better stop your comeback. He says, all right, he
<v Speaker 1>closed it back a job that would have chased the business.
<v Speaker 1>So Volkov Hot Stars kicks him in the butt cheeks
<v Speaker 1>and then he starts the clubs. He starts clubbing him
<v Speaker 1>in the back.
<v Speaker 2>He's calling the funk out of him, and he's joking
<v Speaker 2>Hogan with his own shirt.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so Hogan is wearing the world title. They don't
<v Speaker 1>really make a big deal about him being the champion. Oh,
<v Speaker 1>because this is is more is more than the championship title.
<v Speaker 1>Batch by the way, it is for the title, Well,
<v Speaker 1>what really matters, brother, is that Nikolai Volkov could explode
<v Speaker 1>this entire country in seconds if he wanted to. Your brother,
<v Speaker 1>That's all I care about, dude. So Hogan is wearing
<v Speaker 1>the world title is Nikolai Volkoff slams his head in
<v Speaker 1>each post, corner to corner, which I thought was an
<v Speaker 1>awesome touch that he just like the title just stayed
<v Speaker 1>on while he was doing this.
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was off eventually, but yeah, no, he did,
<v Speaker 2>like because you know, he got jump from behind. He's
<v Speaker 2>he's frazzled.
<v Speaker 1>So Volkoff then rips Hogan's shirt off and puts his mouth.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, wow, he is really kicking your ass off.
<v Speaker 1>Hogan then stops Volkoff from putting his head in the
<v Speaker 1>corner and hits a corner line and the crowd just
<v Speaker 1>starts going nuts.
<v Speaker 2>Here huge pop for him countering being thrown into the buckle.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, holy fuck. So Hogan hits a head
<v Speaker 1>bite and then Jesse venture says, Wow, that's new. I've
<v Speaker 1>never seen Hogan hit I had butt before.
<v Speaker 2>He did a couple of times in Jesse. I guess
<v Speaker 2>that's his new move.
<v Speaker 1>Head. But Jesse, why he's so upset because he hates
<v Speaker 1>so good. We were going to start a union, and
<v Speaker 1>he'll put a stop to that, you bitch. I know
<v Speaker 1>Hogan's about to fuck up my career. You might care
<v Speaker 1>about America, but he dosn't care about the WWF employees
<v Speaker 1>workers rights. Vince says that these guys are both the
<v Speaker 1>same weight, but Volkov may be a bit stronger. Allegedly
<v Speaker 1>got that fucking pure Russian strength. Of course, yeah, Volkov actually,
<v Speaker 1>then military presses Hogan, dude by his fucking ass. HiT's
<v Speaker 1>a backbreaker from twenty feet. This movie is so sick.
<v Speaker 1>He picks Hokan up power slam position. Then legit James
<v Speaker 1>is not lying, he joists him up by his ass.
<v Speaker 1>He gives me the craziest wedgie ever. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>how his balls or ass or penis didn't fall out
<v Speaker 1>when he picked him up that way, because he was
<v Speaker 1>holding the only trunks on that the order of things.
<v Speaker 1>I worry about bes balls first ball, and then asked
<v Speaker 1>because like he was only holding the whitey tidies. I
<v Speaker 1>don't know how his ship getting us up there. I
<v Speaker 1>trun up there. It's turtling, brother, Ye're luck, you know
<v Speaker 1>what the whole dude, I mean, he had that ship
<v Speaker 1>up his ass, and like I didn't know where he
<v Speaker 1>was going with that. I was like, what the fuck
<v Speaker 1>does he do from here? He pressed him for a
<v Speaker 1>while too. Yeah, this had to be uncomfortable, as my
<v Speaker 1>thought was like, okay, it's Hogan, so like he's not
<v Speaker 1>gonna do Shit'll clap him maybe a few times. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>He said, what if I pick you up, drag this
<v Speaker 1>ship up your ass, and you with a back breaker.
<v Speaker 1>But like I forget sometimes that, like you know, Hogan
<v Speaker 1>ten years from now is different because it's a different
<v Speaker 1>era of guys. Right It's is fucking Nikolai Volkov. I'm
<v Speaker 1>grabbing you. I'll kill you tonight. He did it. Whether
<v Speaker 1>Hogan was gonna help him or not. He was picking
<v Speaker 1>him up and he's grilling.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, Tony in nineteen eighty five, this is the
<v Speaker 2>error where if you're not doing a job, we're breaking both.
<v Speaker 1>Your fucking dude says, that's a word for me, brother,
<v Speaker 1>and just he just gets jumped immediately. Gonna make that
<v Speaker 1>flag so far up your ass right now if you
<v Speaker 1>do not take this move.
<v Speaker 2>Six dudes, the biggest Harry's dudes that have never finished
<v Speaker 2>fool beat the fucking ship out of him on the show.
<v Speaker 2>They're just protecting the business. They went gim crazyes dick
<v Speaker 2>of balls do flap belt, dude.
<v Speaker 3>I just thought of six like Georgia, animal steel guys
<v Speaker 3>going to beat hole.
<v Speaker 1>That's what it is. That's what it fucking all smoking cigarettes, dude, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I'll take the I'll take the Brier brother. There's no
<v Speaker 2>way Nikolai Volkov calls this right. You think any of
<v Speaker 2>this match is called?
<v Speaker 1>No bro Togan never called the match in his entire life.
<v Speaker 2>Ever, He says, I just shoot military boxes up in
<v Speaker 2>the back.
<v Speaker 1>Is fucking ridiculou match ever is nuts. He did a
<v Speaker 1>match with the Edge.
<v Speaker 3>Brother, that's just called tag spots on a brother, the
<v Speaker 3>hell you talking about. We're gonna feel the crowd out.
<v Speaker 1>Nikolai Volkov taunts and goes for the pin, but Hogan
<v Speaker 1>kicks out a too. Volkov then hits a body slam,
<v Speaker 1>but Hogan kicks out and starts hulking up. So Hogan
<v Speaker 1>throws the fists, but Volkov reversus a whip and sends
<v Speaker 1>Hogan to the corner. Wolkoff rushes at him, but Hogan
<v Speaker 1>moves Bolkov hits the buckle and falls Hogan off the ropes,
<v Speaker 1>drops the leg three count.
<v Speaker 2>This is Hogan's fucking Billy Gunn takes the buckle and
<v Speaker 2>Bradshaw hits a lariat like he takes the buckle, and
<v Speaker 2>Hogan's already sprinting at the ropes before Volkov hits the
<v Speaker 2>mat like he knows he's going down in the fucking
<v Speaker 2>leg drops common.
<v Speaker 1>I I gotta say, I liked how this looked. I
<v Speaker 1>like this. He hits the buckle, falls down and like
<v Speaker 1>the only reason he loses is because of some ship.
<v Speaker 2>Like that that was all I fucking this actually, I
<v Speaker 2>mean Meltzer supposedly said this is fucking dog ship, but
<v Speaker 2>I know this is fun.
<v Speaker 3>This is like when I think the eighty like this
<v Speaker 3>is probably is like best of good of a match
<v Speaker 3>that you're gonna get out of Hogan.
<v Speaker 1>Club, this ship out of this. Dude hit the coolest
<v Speaker 1>back breaker I've ever seen. Yeah, yeah, his tall leg. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, come on, dude, what else could you ask for?
<v Speaker 1>To me?
<v Speaker 4>Brother?
<v Speaker 1>This was a ten store match. I gotta say, great work, brother.
<v Speaker 1>We called it all in the fly right here, right now,
<v Speaker 1>and it's seven hundred and fifty thousand people in the
<v Speaker 1>crowd right now, dude, we saw this place out one
<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars a ticket. Brother, But sadly, uh whol Cogan,
<v Speaker 1>you were not the main event. That would be Uncle
<v Speaker 1>Elmer God remember the real his brother think we're on
<v Speaker 1>your way out tonight. Brother. So yeah, Hogan wins with
<v Speaker 1>the leg drop. Longer match than I assume this would be,
<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest with you, which was for the title.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'm not surprised, but yeah, sure, yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, we don't watch much eighties wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>Most matches don't go very long at all. So I
<v Speaker 1>was like, okay, they got a little bit of you know,
<v Speaker 1>do the thing here. Yeah, I enjoyed it. Hogan then
<v Speaker 1>spits on nickup. I said, okay, damn. And then he
<v Speaker 1>grabs the fucking flag. He spits on the flag and
<v Speaker 1>shines his boots with it.
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't believe that he's shining his boots with it.
<v Speaker 2>And then like he pantomimes like he's gonna tear the flag,
<v Speaker 2>but instead he just throws it down, spits on that
<v Speaker 2>as well. Then he takes the fucking US flag he
<v Speaker 2>starts waving over his head while he stomps on the
<v Speaker 2>Soviet flag. Yeah, we're all gonna die.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that button's be impressed. The fuck are you doing?
<v Speaker 1>Buddy said, what a disgraceful piece of ship gets so
<v Speaker 1>bad at hog legs. I hope there's three of the
<v Speaker 1>harriest men you can find backstage and they break this
<v Speaker 1>guy's legs to ship and Boss Jesse's going too far,
<v Speaker 1>Hey man, jes please' on NBC. I mean, this belt
<v Speaker 1>must not be nothing hockey grass about his throws it
<v Speaker 1>on the ground. Bozy, that's not as important as the
<v Speaker 1>goddamn US flag. U s a usaid, nobody cares about
<v Speaker 1>this Google guy got piss baby belt? Brother belts where
<v Speaker 1>it's out anyways? Where I will be going, dude, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I'm putting in a call to the yakuza. Jesse that's
<v Speaker 1>not nice. Was still at so ho Co Hogan town Hall.
<v Speaker 1>Hogan says, if you live this thing day and night, brother,
<v Speaker 1>you can believe in it like these Hulka maniacs. That's
<v Speaker 1>fucking true. But if Nikolai volkof brother, if you didn't
<v Speaker 1>get the message that the USA is gonna live forever,
<v Speaker 1>I'll explain it to you a little slower next time,
<v Speaker 1>baby doll. That's that's another performer.
<v Speaker 2>She's not here, She's in a whole different territory, dude,
<v Speaker 2>Or maybe that's a foreshadowing brother. Well, mean Jen says,
<v Speaker 2>if we can move on to some happier thoughts, there's
<v Speaker 2>gonna be a big wedding here. You're gonna be a
<v Speaker 2>part of it. Hogan just caused an international incidence stomping
<v Speaker 2>on another fucking flag, and mean Jan says, well, we
<v Speaker 2>got this fucking wedding to deal with her.
<v Speaker 1>Hogan says that, uh, what he's most excited for, though,
<v Speaker 1>is that means Gene will be playing the keyboards at
<v Speaker 1>the wedding. Well, I'm gonna be playing the organ. I
<v Speaker 1>guess I can't wait me Gene, all right, dude. So
<v Speaker 1>it shows a sneak peek of the bride to be tonight,
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, wow, this is like a real person.
<v Speaker 1>Did okay?
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was gonna be a pig or something
<v Speaker 2>that would be funny as ship. Did you know what
<v Speaker 2>this fucking woman's name was until the end of the show,
<v Speaker 2>like when they do the wedding.
<v Speaker 1>I did not know. I just knew her as the
<v Speaker 1>bride at this point.
<v Speaker 2>That's what I knew her as too. I was like,
<v Speaker 2>am I fucking stupid? And I just missed that they
<v Speaker 2>call her choice at any point here because I only
<v Speaker 2>know that toil the end.
<v Speaker 1>I definitely definitely thought Roddy Piper was going to bring
<v Speaker 1>it a pig. I really truly did.
<v Speaker 2>But he's this opportunity. So another fucking promo here, Me
<v Speaker 2>and Jane is with Uncle Elmer, Hillbilly Jim, and I
<v Speaker 2>wrote some other fucking dude, which.
<v Speaker 1>Cousin Junior.
<v Speaker 2>Because its junior is here and mean Jeane says, Uncle Almer,
<v Speaker 2>what worries you the most? The romance or the wrestling?
<v Speaker 2>And Uncle Omer says, I'm not worried at all, Uncle.
<v Speaker 1>Omer, Cousin Junior, Billy Jim. These guys are the shield
<v Speaker 1>of their era. Do you just tell me no, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's right. You're looking at him right here. I'm not
<v Speaker 1>I'm not war at all. Elmer was the architect, Buddy
<v Speaker 1>holy Ship. Yeah, the chair.
<v Speaker 2>Mean Jean's over this, by the way, he says, Well,
<v Speaker 2>that's the kind attitude you got to have, Oliver, Billbilly Jim.
<v Speaker 2>He's got a match coming up, and you've got to
<v Speaker 2>be excited about it. Billie Jim says, what's the best
<v Speaker 2>wrestling in the WF got to worry about so mean
<v Speaker 2>Jean says, you got a point, Cousin Junior, you got
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna do some dancing at the wedding, and Cousin
<v Speaker 2>Junior says only all.
<v Speaker 1>So, yeah, we go to a match here, it's Jerry Valiant. Okay,
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of Valiance on this show that are
<v Speaker 1>not Jimmy. Just anybody butt Jimmy really for nineteen eighty
<v Speaker 1>five w w F Jerry Valiant versus Uncle Elmer. Everyone's
<v Speaker 1>nickname in the eighties was gentleman and playboy nature one to.
<v Speaker 2>Cousin Junior gets in the ring and this boy is
<v Speaker 2>going crazy.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this whole family commits the jiggling right in
<v Speaker 1>the middle of the.
<v Speaker 2>Ring, jiggling nuts. I mean he's getting down forever, like
<v Speaker 2>the match is supposed to be starting. He's fucking going
<v Speaker 2>to town with these bare feet.
<v Speaker 1>I was super impressed. I was super impressed. I mean
<v Speaker 1>he'll Billy Jim starts getting down. I mean this ship
<v Speaker 1>means to me, I was like dancing, yeah, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>they really know what's going on. I could believe he
<v Speaker 1>had the grippers. I mean that was crazy and the
<v Speaker 1>w ring in the eighties.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I mean, he's gotta have dirt and shit
<v Speaker 2>and fucking hard hair on his feet.
<v Speaker 1>It has nothing to do with WWF. That was like
<v Speaker 1>before he got there, normal, just in his house. So Uncle,
<v Speaker 1>all right, So Matt starts, Uncle Elmer hits a body
<v Speaker 1>slam and covers this guy and beats him in like
<v Speaker 1>six seconds. I couldn't believe it on his wedding night.
<v Speaker 2>It's ship dude, what a lucky man. Yeah, they h
<v Speaker 2>and at the time a new WF record. They have,
<v Speaker 2>Howard Finkle say the time of the fall a NEWF
<v Speaker 2>record of six seconds.
<v Speaker 1>The winner Uncle Elmer.
<v Speaker 2>And fucking Uncle Elmer broke the record which was held
<v Speaker 2>before by King Kong Bundy, who won in nine seconds
<v Speaker 2>against St.
<v Speaker 1>Jones. So Uncle Elmer not only gets married tonight, which
<v Speaker 1>is the second biggest wedding next to Tiny Tim and
<v Speaker 1>missus Vicky or something like that. That's right, Miss Vicky,
<v Speaker 1>that's right. And h he's a history maker and a
<v Speaker 1>wedding history maker. I mean, unbelievable. It doesn't get much
<v Speaker 1>better for Uncle Elmer. I imagine this is the best
<v Speaker 1>day of his life period, Uh forever? How have I
<v Speaker 1>never heard of this fucking guy until now? You know?
<v Speaker 1>You're right, I legit did not know this guy existed
<v Speaker 1>until tonight.
<v Speaker 2>So here's the other names of Uncle Elmer. Tell me
<v Speaker 2>if any of these ring a bell for you? A
<v Speaker 2>team number two Big Texts Kong Gorilla, Cowboy Fraser ed
<v Speaker 2>Younger Farmer Boy Fraser, Giant Fraser, Giant Hillbilly Hillbilly Elmer.
<v Speaker 2>Kamala two?
<v Speaker 1>What wait?
<v Speaker 4>Is that?
<v Speaker 1>Right way? What? How the fuck is that? That's gotta
<v Speaker 1>be like a reference to something else. I gotta look
<v Speaker 1>on cage match. Kamala two, Kamala two.
<v Speaker 2>No, Kamala two.
<v Speaker 1>He was Kamala two. But like, how's that? Wholey Russell
<v Speaker 1>is fucking Kamala two? Wow? I don't know. I can't
<v Speaker 1>even find it. Like on why do I see a time?
<v Speaker 1>I see like a chart and it goes from Kamala
<v Speaker 1>then points to Uncle Elmer and then pulls points to
<v Speaker 1>Joel Gerner. What the fuck am I looking at? What
<v Speaker 1>show you this is?
<v Speaker 2>Oh?
<v Speaker 1>This is like the Kamala like family history, like the bloodline,
<v Speaker 1>but the Koala like the family tree. It's a Joe.
<v Speaker 1>He's a descended crazy Kamala glo'ma Joel. Wow. That's it's
<v Speaker 1>rumored that Joel Gertner maybe related to the Kamalas. Is
<v Speaker 1>that right? All right?
<v Speaker 2>So Kamala two, I don't know who he fucking wrestled
<v Speaker 2>as Kamala to That's unbelievable. He was also the Pasca
<v Speaker 2>Gula plow Boy. Wow, Oh my god, James, he was
<v Speaker 2>Playboy Fraser. I knew he had to be playboys something.
<v Speaker 2>Plowboy Fraser as well. Plowboy is nuts, by the way,
<v Speaker 2>the country Plowboy, the giant rebel, Tiny Fraser, Tiny, the Plowboy,
<v Speaker 2>he really liked that name, the lone Ranger, Uncle Elmer,
<v Speaker 2>and lastly Lieutenant Fraser.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's a lot of gimmicks, man, that's what a
<v Speaker 1>run for this guy. All right? Well, uh, where the
<v Speaker 1>funk were we? All right? Sorry? Yes, okay? So Uncle
<v Speaker 1>Elmer Victor on this evening and also love Maker later
<v Speaker 1>in the evening.
<v Speaker 2>Plowboy you could say, would say number two, he'll Bellie
<v Speaker 2>Jim does a fucking cartwheel.
<v Speaker 1>Cartwheel too. It's like a really good Uncle Emmer going
<v Speaker 1>nuts with the knees, dude, love dancing without the arms.
<v Speaker 1>It was nuts. He didn't look at the heart care
<v Speaker 1>just going nuts. Yeah wow, I mean this is based. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>this is crazy.
<v Speaker 2>And then of course Uncle Elmer does his famous catchphrase,
<v Speaker 2>thank you neighbor.
<v Speaker 1>There it is there it is. I mean, it's my
<v Speaker 1>favorite fucking plowboy. Like, I mean, look, he's like, what
<v Speaker 1>can you say, Uncle Elmer with an eight point three
<v Speaker 1>on NBC, Like, look at his wedding, it was that
<v Speaker 1>was the headline, Tony his wedding, and he broke a
<v Speaker 1>WWF record all the same night.
<v Speaker 2>I'm just now finding out the plowboy isn't someone that
<v Speaker 2>just like funks a lot. It's like a guy that
<v Speaker 2>guides a plow that's right, yeah on the car. Yeah, sorry, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean Uncle Elmer had a great night, like I said,
<v Speaker 2>one of the best nights in Uncle Elmer's history.
<v Speaker 1>I am sure of that. Of course not. He has
<v Speaker 1>to make love to his beautiful wife and Uncle Hogan
<v Speaker 1>will be there. There is a promo with Uncle el
<v Speaker 1>Holy Ship, who is struggling with just how great of
<v Speaker 1>a night it's been having? Oh yeah that too.
<v Speaker 2>Language mean, Jean is here with the Hillbillies, and he
<v Speaker 2>says that was some kind of world record, he said,
<v Speaker 2>And Uncle Elmer says, he here, you know you should
<v Speaker 2>have should to my dad gone, coat off. I wasn't
<v Speaker 2>planning on staying. And mean Jane says, anyway, very means
<v Speaker 2>Jen says, you're gonna set another record tonight, and Uncle
<v Speaker 2>Emer said, oh no, and mean Jane says, all.
<v Speaker 1>Right, well let's get out of here, Joe, now, dude,
<v Speaker 1>goddamn coat off. All right? It is, Yeah, it's really
<v Speaker 1>blown up from that match.
<v Speaker 2>His brain stops fucking working here like he's as a
<v Speaker 2>wedding lader and it's fucking he's fucked.
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I like uh, I like seeing. So it's
<v Speaker 1>time for the body shop with Jesse Ventura. Wow do
<v Speaker 1>you like this? Because it was og? I gotta give
<v Speaker 1>it a fucking pass. It's an og in the game,
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like, it's just what it is.
<v Speaker 1>I mean.
<v Speaker 2>They so it's him and Bobby Heenan here and they're
<v Speaker 2>pretty much just going really just driving home that Bobby
<v Speaker 2>Heenan has been fired by mister wonderful Paul Orndorf, who
<v Speaker 2>he was managing. He was in the Heenan family, and
<v Speaker 2>uh he fired Bobby Heenon, as I said, And Bobby Heenan,
<v Speaker 2>because of this, now has a bounty on Paul Orndorf's head,
<v Speaker 2>which he is currently raising from twenty five thousand dollars
<v Speaker 2>to fifty down.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking dollars five fifty thousand dollars. That's like two weeks
<v Speaker 1>at the general store. Like, no one had that much time.
<v Speaker 1>Two thousand dollars in nineteen eighty five. That's a part
<v Speaker 1>time job, substitute teaching, like for two weeks, they're fucked.
<v Speaker 2>Dollars nineteen eighty five is equivalent. And Perching's power to
<v Speaker 2>about one hundred and forty six thousand, six hundred and
<v Speaker 2>eighty four dollars today.
<v Speaker 1>Shit, you make that down in the mines in about
<v Speaker 1>three days. But he's got a wrestle fifty thousand douglas.
<v Speaker 2>Uh so, yeah, they just talk about they talk about
<v Speaker 2>Roddy Piper taking on Orndorf tonight, and Heenan says it
<v Speaker 2>would be a pleasure to give Piper fifty thousand dollars.
<v Speaker 2>There's a I don't know if you noticed, especially during
<v Speaker 2>this I don't really hear it for the rest of
<v Speaker 2>the night, but a lot of people trying to fucking
<v Speaker 2>pop their air horns here, and I guess air horns
<v Speaker 2>just sucked.
<v Speaker 1>In nineteen eighty it was just the Heenan only the
<v Speaker 1>CZW air horns. Whatever rare I heard it was about
<v Speaker 1>the show. I could hear the warns all throughout the show.
<v Speaker 1>I must have just zoned it out. No, they were
<v Speaker 1>trying to drop him out here for sure when he
<v Speaker 1>was talking with those air horns. Well, Bobby Heenan tells Dorf,
<v Speaker 1>by the way he should there's nothing on this show
<v Speaker 1>that that should have an airhorn on it. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Bobby Heenon tells Paul Orndorf that if he had any brains,
<v Speaker 2>his best bet would to be throw his shoes into
<v Speaker 2>the ring and his trunks and retire, get butt ass naked.
<v Speaker 1>Let me let me see why you, mister wonderful. Now wonderful.
<v Speaker 1>So Paul Orndorf is here with me and Jean and uh, well,
<v Speaker 1>he's not very happy about this.
<v Speaker 2>No, Paul Orndorf is fucking livid. I actually am not realizing.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I've ever heard Paul Orndorf talk,
<v Speaker 2>because this is not the voice that I thought was
<v Speaker 2>going to come out of him. He has like an accent,
<v Speaker 2>like I don't know where he's from. And Paul or
<v Speaker 2>and Orf says, I not only saw it, but I
<v Speaker 2>heard it. Bobby Heenon, you're the man that caused all this,
<v Speaker 2>and you were no good from the start and putting
<v Speaker 2>a fifty thousand dollars bounty on my head. You think
<v Speaker 2>one for one minute that Roddy Piper is man enough
<v Speaker 2>to do that. Anyone that wears a dress around his
<v Speaker 2>waist isn't man enough to do that. And Meansen says, well,
<v Speaker 2>it sounds like Roddy Piper's already spending that money. And
<v Speaker 2>Paul wardropf says, you know he wears that dress.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, but there's the fifty thousand dollars thing. We were
<v Speaker 1>just talking about spending that money on dresses. We're gonna
<v Speaker 1>go ahead and we're gonna we're gonna get out here
<v Speaker 1>with you. Thank you for your time. See that ship.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, we got you to go to the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. He just says, I.
<v Speaker 2>Don't know, maybe it's more plumbing for the Piper manner
<v Speaker 2>he's gonna spend the money on. And Paul Wardrop says, plumbing, well,
<v Speaker 2>Piper the only thing you know about plumbing is when
<v Speaker 2>you used to skin dive for roto ruter. How about that, boy,
<v Speaker 2>what does that mean? Was he fucking toilets?
<v Speaker 3>I have literally no idea what that can even taking
<v Speaker 3>your hand, sing your hand on toilet can pull the
<v Speaker 3>turd out.
<v Speaker 1>You know that's what you're doing. Oh, you know, clean
<v Speaker 1>the toilet, the company the toilet skin that he should
<v Speaker 1>just said, well you stick you ahead his ship. What
<v Speaker 1>do you want you eating? He's being clever here, skinned
<v Speaker 1>down and get any.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he has made way more sense to me.
<v Speaker 2>I thought he was accusing him of fucking toilets.
<v Speaker 1>No, he's sticking his hand on toy to clean it.
<v Speaker 1>You know, get that turd put a second. Yeah, at
<v Speaker 1>your house, that's what you were where you live. Ship
<v Speaker 1>eater he means gets ship eater, ship eat some ship
<v Speaker 1>pieces of ship like you for breakfast. That's not what
<v Speaker 1>I burglar. So Paul Orndorf goes to the ring and
<v Speaker 1>uh Roddy earlier, So wonderful Roddy Piper now talks to
<v Speaker 1>mean Gene.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Piper might want to be worried, Vinces Piper might
<v Speaker 2>want to be worried about that fifty thousand dollars. That
<v Speaker 2>check might be written from Hong Kong.
<v Speaker 1>Jesuit turns it's not. It's not a check.
<v Speaker 6>It's fifty thousand dollars in the briefcase. It's saw the
<v Speaker 6>briefcase in the ring. McMahon, watch the fucking show.
<v Speaker 1>You are so fired. You're so fired, right, buddy, you
<v Speaker 1>get out of here. Oh, don't worry.
<v Speaker 2>I know that.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I promise I'll be back when you're gone. McMahon.
<v Speaker 1>I'm praying on your downfall. McMahon, I'm coming back at
<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty four. Put Yes, I'll be a governor by then. McMahon.
<v Speaker 2>So me and Jean is interviewing Popper Piper in the Isleway.
<v Speaker 2>Means says mental Man was quick to point out that
<v Speaker 2>Bobby he has always paid his bounty, and Piper says, oh.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, babies herself. Yeah, this guy is crazy.
<v Speaker 5>He pay me.
<v Speaker 1>They grand I'll rip his throat out too, I'm killing
<v Speaker 1>And he turns out his toilet where he eats ship
<v Speaker 1>or dark mc man.
<v Speaker 2>They would definitely would have had a shit eating man.
<v Speaker 1>Ship. It would have been in a bucket. Yeah, you're right,
<v Speaker 1>head Viper says, I don't need that. Maybe oil look pretty.
<v Speaker 1>I I don't need to tell you how I am.
<v Speaker 1>You know how dav I am. You don't want to
<v Speaker 1>give me if grand I'll collect it from your grandmother
<v Speaker 1>if I have to. That's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, and Mejan says, I don't understand your attitudes. The
<v Speaker 2>durn is a big wedding tonight, and Piper starts losing it.
<v Speaker 1>I'll go Almer.
<v Speaker 4>I guess I'm married, possibly another twelve years. There may
<v Speaker 4>be five uncle Almer's in America.
<v Speaker 1>Who hell needs? That makes a good point here with
<v Speaker 1>your family. I gotta tell you, Ronnie piper Man, like
<v Speaker 1>this guy is such an enigma like this, Yeah, just
<v Speaker 1>seeing him talk and just the way that he responds
<v Speaker 1>to stuff like yeah, man, what a different Yeah. I
<v Speaker 1>like he is a one of a kind wrestler. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Like I I again, and I've talked about this publicly
<v Speaker 2>before anyone that's followed fucking my shit forever, but I
<v Speaker 2>mentioned on this pod I super wasn't into like old
<v Speaker 2>wrestling for a really long time. I was like, fuck
<v Speaker 2>that shit, like anything past the goddamn ninety seven or
<v Speaker 2>before ninety seven. I don't really even give a shit
<v Speaker 2>about maybe ninety six to ninety five one, I mean
<v Speaker 2>k new Jen fuck all that. Like I'm not even
<v Speaker 2>bothering with that.
<v Speaker 1>But we went through an entire like our our come
<v Speaker 1>up of era of wrestling was like the deconstruction of
<v Speaker 1>the old wrestling world. But as time moves on, everything
<v Speaker 1>goes in a circle. You start coming around to stuff
<v Speaker 1>and learning more.
<v Speaker 2>And I can't believe that I'm one of these guys
<v Speaker 2>now that like I like excited to see a goddamn
<v Speaker 2>Paul Orndorf Roddy Piper match, Like that doesn't even fucking
<v Speaker 2>sound like me.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Uh So we get Paul Orndorf versus Roddy Piper,
<v Speaker 1>and the match starts by them rushing at each other
<v Speaker 1>and punching this shit out of each other.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, they're throwing bombs immediately, and like that's the whole match.
<v Speaker 2>These are two dudes kicking the shit out of each
<v Speaker 2>other for five minutes and it's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>So Orndorff tries to run at Roddy, but Roddy lines them,
<v Speaker 1>kicks them, and then starts slamming his head straight into
<v Speaker 1>the mat.
<v Speaker 2>He run like almost like a Randy Orton punt that
<v Speaker 2>he kicks them in his head.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a lot of vitriol in these moves that
<v Speaker 1>they're doing to each other. Here it happen. These are
<v Speaker 1>former tag team partners at each other's neck. So Orndorf
<v Speaker 1>hits a full body takedown and then starts biting his head.
<v Speaker 2>He's throwing elbows. He taggles bike ber, he throws elbows
<v Speaker 2>at it and bites his head. And then they both
<v Speaker 2>get up and both try to double leg each other
<v Speaker 2>and collide and fall.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Roddy just full rushes at him. This is really compelling,
<v Speaker 1>Like work is awesome. Roddy gets up and hits a
<v Speaker 1>DDT and then a running stomp and they fight to
<v Speaker 1>the outside and Roddy tries to use a chair, and
<v Speaker 1>then Orndorf it's just slamming Roddy onto this table on
<v Speaker 1>the outside. What table is that, I don't know, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like maybe like media table or something people taking notes
<v Speaker 1>for the show or something of that. Yeah, something of
<v Speaker 1>that nature. They go to the ring and Orndorf hits
<v Speaker 1>an elbow off the top rope and I love this
<v Speaker 1>Roddy cell he's on skates, fucked, Yeah, and Orndorf fits
<v Speaker 1>a belly to back and the crowd is going fucking
<v Speaker 1>nuts here. Orndorf punches Piper. Piper then does this cell
<v Speaker 1>where he's like glassy, and then he just pokes him
<v Speaker 1>in the eyes and then he goes back to glass.
<v Speaker 1>He's selling, ever he pokes him in the eyes. Yeah, dude,
<v Speaker 1>it's just a complete asshole. And he starts to sell again,
<v Speaker 1>and as he's selling, it turns into him doing a
<v Speaker 1>running knee. It was really good. Yeah, yeah, that was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>And then they run just straight into each other and
<v Speaker 1>we get a double down here.
<v Speaker 2>This is are we still in the error where like
<v Speaker 2>they use like real refs because this ref is like
<v Speaker 2>shoot like fast standing ten counties.
<v Speaker 1>I love this, Holy fun. That was awesome. The ref
<v Speaker 1>counting the ten super fast was awesome. It made me
<v Speaker 1>start thinking, like when did this get changed. Orndorf hits
<v Speaker 1>a running cross body and they both go to the outside.
<v Speaker 1>This was great. Yeah, like you know, Cactus closes on
<v Speaker 1>except with a cross body just full sends that son
<v Speaker 1>of a bit just goes Yeah. Roddy then swings a chair.
<v Speaker 1>They scuffle to the ramp and the ref calls a
<v Speaker 1>count out as they fight underneath where Ventura and Vince are.
<v Speaker 2>Sitting also fast ten cow on the floor to equal
<v Speaker 2>cadence to the entering one.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, get the fuck back in the ring or you're done. Yeah. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>They fight to the dressing room. The cameras catch up
<v Speaker 2>with them in the back, and they're still going. They're
<v Speaker 2>throwing bombs until Piper locks himselves in a locker room.
<v Speaker 1>Banging on the door. That was awesome, dude. I I
<v Speaker 1>loved where they fought underneath venturin Vince and like you
<v Speaker 1>can see them standing up as they're fighting underneath them,
<v Speaker 1>and you hear this loud bang, and I'm like, oh,
<v Speaker 1>this is cool.
<v Speaker 2>You can see in the distance like Piper fucking like
<v Speaker 2>hits the stage.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, what was this? They just had like an
<v Speaker 1>elevated ramp where Vince in Ventura would like commentate this
<v Speaker 1>show like a little stage. Yeah yeah, just in the crowd.
<v Speaker 1>Just okay, here's this thing that was interesting.
<v Speaker 2>Just because like when they did the like on cameras,
<v Speaker 2>like they used the live mic, So maybe they just
<v Speaker 2>wanted us instead of going into the ring, they just
<v Speaker 2>needed somewhere elevated though everyone in the building could see them.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's actually a good idea. Sure, not about all,
<v Speaker 1>so Uncle Elmer's wedding is the main bunk. Elmer, I'll go, yeah, man,
<v Speaker 1>this is the uh, this is a big deal man.
<v Speaker 1>So like Uncle Elmer is getting married to this woman
<v Speaker 1>that we still do not know the name of by
<v Speaker 1>this point, and they're in the ring, set up with
<v Speaker 1>this big wedding and we still don't know this woman's name.
<v Speaker 1>That was so fucking funny.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's like I legit was like starting to feel bad.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, wow, I kind of blew it. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know this lady's name. They'll say it eventually, but like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad that I wasn't the only fucking one.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Uncle Elmer standing in the ring. He takes his
<v Speaker 1>hat off, he got the reverse fade. I said, all
<v Speaker 1>this shit, he looks good. That was the style. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that shit was working. Uncle Elmer's like twenty three here,
<v Speaker 1>Me and Gene is on the piano. Man, come on
<v Speaker 1>with it.
<v Speaker 2>Jesse Evan turns, says, me and Jane looks like the
<v Speaker 2>Phantom of the Opera.
<v Speaker 1>Damn, I don't give a fuck. So, okay, Andre the
<v Speaker 1>Giant is out here, Old Nagan, Yeah, under the Giant
<v Speaker 1>year is out here. This funny ship. He got the
<v Speaker 1>underwear on out there, Tony, that shit looks clean. They read,
<v Speaker 1>he's got a whole coking out there. We got Captain
<v Speaker 1>Lou Albano out there, come on taste. And of course
<v Speaker 1>the family.
<v Speaker 2>This woman's name is Joyce, they say when she's coming
<v Speaker 2>out here.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that is Joyce, which is Uncle Elmer's wife to
<v Speaker 1>be here.
<v Speaker 2>So, I don't know if you guys knew. I only
<v Speaker 2>knew when I looked this up. After uh, like they
<v Speaker 2>this is real, Like this is a they really get
<v Speaker 2>married here?
<v Speaker 1>Okay. So I looked up the rating for this show, yes,
<v Speaker 1>and when I found the rating to the show, I
<v Speaker 1>saw that too crazy. I couldn't believe. I was like,
<v Speaker 1>this is like a real thing. I guess why couldn't
<v Speaker 1>it be? Sure? So every trope that you see on
<v Speaker 1>this show here tonight, Vince does for the next forty
<v Speaker 1>fucking years. It's fucking forever. Yeah, it's unrecking believable. How
<v Speaker 1>many tropes like this is a raw This is a
<v Speaker 1>fucking episode of raw. Yes, yes, dude, like in two
<v Speaker 1>thousand and eight, this is a wrong. This is like
<v Speaker 1>crazy to think about Jesse Ventura. He says, that the
<v Speaker 1>judge should sentence both of them to jail.
<v Speaker 2>Because the judge, it's Judge George Savino is uh Saveno.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, there he starts doing the vowels and ship.
<v Speaker 2>He's he's talking them through this ship and Vince and
<v Speaker 2>Jesse Ventur are riffing.
<v Speaker 1>Like the whole time, you could you could convince me
<v Speaker 1>that they fit. They like didn't talk during this, and
<v Speaker 1>then they just went voiceover and just start joking about
<v Speaker 1>the studio tracked in the studio. Yeah yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Jesse Ventura later years later after this, claimed in a
<v Speaker 2>radio interview that, to further the storyline, Vincent and told
<v Speaker 2>him to bury them during the ceremony.
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, like this he's getting by the way guys.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like but like what they didn't think they're gonna
<v Speaker 2>do any angle ship right he Biber's gonna come out
<v Speaker 2>and shoot fucking say no.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess that, sense, I guess. Since it's real,
<v Speaker 1>I can understand why Uncle Elmer was very nervous during
<v Speaker 1>this segment.
<v Speaker 2>He was super fucking nervous. He's shaking.
<v Speaker 1>He got the Mary, the love of his life here
<v Speaker 1>on w w F on NBC and draw a bigger
<v Speaker 1>rating than Houldkogan. What the fuck did you just say?
<v Speaker 5>Brother?
<v Speaker 1>Are you forkidding me? Dude? You know what, Nikolai, you
<v Speaker 1>should let a rip, brother. I was in this segment.
<v Speaker 2>Brother, Oh my god, that's how he gets it. I
<v Speaker 2>was there, dude. They're watching for me, dude. So yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Vince and Jesse Ventura are riffing during this whole thing,
<v Speaker 2>and Vince says, you know what. They show a shot
<v Speaker 2>of Uncle Elmer and Joyce standing there, and Vince says,
<v Speaker 2>why did you like to have this shot framed in
<v Speaker 2>your living room? And Jesse Vntori says, huh, I think
<v Speaker 2>the judge should send them both the general.
<v Speaker 1>That is not.
<v Speaker 2>The judge then asks Uncle Elmer if you will enter
<v Speaker 2>in your marriage with Joyce and love and respect and
<v Speaker 2>support her, and Vince says that's a tough one, and
<v Speaker 2>Elmer says, I do, and Vince says he does what Jess.
<v Speaker 2>Jesse says, I guess he's gonna support her. Imagine when
<v Speaker 2>she has to support him. They're just letting these dudes,
<v Speaker 2>letting fucking Uncle Elmer have it. They join hands Uncle
<v Speaker 2>Elmer and Joyce and the judge says, Uncle Elmer, will
<v Speaker 2>you please repeat after me, and Vince says, oh boy,
<v Speaker 2>this is gonna be difficult. Uncle Elmer repeats after the judge,
<v Speaker 2>and the judge says, uh, you know, he's going through
<v Speaker 2>the old spieling. He says to respect and love, and
<v Speaker 2>Elmer says to expect and love, which sends Jesse Ventor
<v Speaker 2>and Vince on like a two minute fucking laughing fit,
<v Speaker 2>and Jesse Ventoria says, expect what this guy can't read
<v Speaker 2>and now I can't even hear. Then Joyce is.
<v Speaker 1>Very lovingly.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure they stay together, by the way, spoilers until
<v Speaker 2>until the end of Mister Uncle Elmer. Joyce is doing
<v Speaker 2>her repeating of the things that the judge is asking
<v Speaker 2>to repeat. Someone from the crowd watches something and nails
<v Speaker 2>Joyce in the fucking it.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that was crazy. What a throw? What a throw?
<v Speaker 2>Like fucking bonkser. But she's not rattled. She like keeps going, dude.
<v Speaker 2>So she gets nail in the head, and Jesse Ventauri says,
<v Speaker 2>did you see that, McMahon? A sign from the heavens
<v Speaker 2>that this isn't gonna work. So Uncle Elmer struggles to
<v Speaker 2>put the ring on Joyce's finger because he's he's like
<v Speaker 2>basically shaken.
<v Speaker 1>I love the idues and shit like he says I do,
<v Speaker 1>and she says, I will, I will, I will. Why.
<v Speaker 2>The judge then tells Uncle Elmer please repeat after me, Elmer,
<v Speaker 2>I give you this ring as a sign, and Elmer says,
<v Speaker 2>I give you I can't hear you.
<v Speaker 1>The jumbout off his chair buzz.
<v Speaker 2>The judge says, of my constant faith and abiding love,
<v Speaker 2>and Elmer says Dune's faith for love. And then Joyce
<v Speaker 2>puts the ringer on Elmer's finger, and Jesse says, Joyce
<v Speaker 2>hays to be the greatest liar in the world.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking nuts. This is a shoot wedding. That is nuts.
<v Speaker 2>The judge says, Now, if any any person you're present
<v Speaker 2>can show just cause why Uncle Elmer and Joyce should
<v Speaker 2>not be lawfully joined together, let them speak now or
<v Speaker 2>forever hold their peace. And then Uncle Elmer points directly
<v Speaker 2>behind the judge to give him the iggy because Roddy
<v Speaker 2>Piper is here, and Rodney Piper's like home for romance,
<v Speaker 2>like I'm Jack.
<v Speaker 1>He just comes out here to roast these days like
<v Speaker 1>this guy is a menace.
<v Speaker 2>Why is Paul Orndorff not still kicking his ass.
<v Speaker 1>He put on his own shirt and outfit.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right, he's back in his garb.
<v Speaker 4>There're no room for a big farmer in the ring
<v Speaker 4>marrying anybody daring harass like match.
<v Speaker 2>I say that you stink, you stink. The all tam
<v Speaker 2>wedggs eggs. Hogan is now getting out of the ring
<v Speaker 2>to tell Piper to funk off, and Piper starts to
<v Speaker 2>leave and he' says, ah, he lost egg and he
<v Speaker 2>walks away. So I guess Piper's objection does not count.
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't seem like it. I think they just said, ah,
<v Speaker 1>shut up.
<v Speaker 2>The judge says, I now pronounced you to be husband
<v Speaker 2>and wife. You may kiss your spouse, and they kiss,
<v Speaker 2>and Jesse Ventura says, you know, McMahon, it's too carpro
<v Speaker 2>the Mississippi River going after the same piece of corn,
<v Speaker 2>and Vince says, huh.
<v Speaker 1>He says, it's like two you two fish. You don't
<v Speaker 1>after a big piece of corn. Yeah, I know the fish.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah we got that mean g gone. Yeah, Hey fuck
<v Speaker 1>you man, Yeah, why don't you go get the ship man.
<v Speaker 1>I'll be back twenty twenty four. I'm coming back and
<v Speaker 1>you will be fired. Mcmah yeah, go to a bell.
<v Speaker 2>So we're backstage in the receptionary now, and the reception
<v Speaker 2>arey is just full of hay and pigs and pigs
<v Speaker 2>shit and some chickens in a cage.
<v Speaker 1>They're squealing pigs s CHESSI.
<v Speaker 2>Jessie Vat says, oh, the friends of the family are here.
<v Speaker 1>Last time we saw these things, like Harley Rays killed
<v Speaker 1>one of them was a Slammy episode. Wow. Yeah, the
<v Speaker 1>eighties were fucked up. Man. Yeah. I was like, holy shit,
<v Speaker 1>it's like another animal gonna die. That's the first thing
<v Speaker 1>I saw. But I I was like, they're gonna kill
<v Speaker 1>another animal. Oh man, I'm glad they didn't. I'm glad
<v Speaker 1>they didn't.
<v Speaker 2>So that's we have a special surprise guest by the way,
<v Speaker 2>that's going to be at the reception and they're gonna
<v Speaker 2>have a tree.
<v Speaker 1>Ho down a live band. All Kokee's here too, don't
<v Speaker 1>forget that. So King Kong, Bundy and Big John Stud
<v Speaker 1>are with Bobby Heenan and Mean Jeane. Wow, these are
<v Speaker 1>I mean, what a fucking group this is? I know,
<v Speaker 1>like Big John Stud Dude, Big John Stud is like
<v Speaker 1>so he's very John in his presentation he's a stud also. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean he looks very reminiscent of like a hack
<v Speaker 1>saw like like he legit kind of has that same vibe. Yeah. Great,
<v Speaker 1>look man, he looks like dude, he's unbelievable. Yeah. And
<v Speaker 1>King Kong Bundy is a This guy looks.
<v Speaker 2>Crazy looking, but he can move.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I mean yeah, I mean this guy is hitting splashes,
<v Speaker 1>abundance of splashes.
<v Speaker 2>He's fucking feeding for bumps. Like I said, what the
<v Speaker 2>hell is going on here? That's a big bastard to
<v Speaker 2>be doing it.
<v Speaker 1>Was Bundy a teacher or something like that? Was that
<v Speaker 1>his thing? I think that's right. He was a teacher
<v Speaker 1>and for whatever reason he would shave. His entire body
<v Speaker 1>is set for like the middle of his chest. I
<v Speaker 1>don't know what the deal was with that. But crazy
<v Speaker 1>guy man, Yeah, I heard he was the nicest dude ever. Man,
<v Speaker 1>I can see that yet. I think the dude from
<v Speaker 1>Billy Madison was based off of King Kong Bundy. Oh
<v Speaker 1>the fucking the revolting blob. Oh yeah, okay, here's King
<v Speaker 1>Kong Bundy with hair ship. Yeah, he does look like
<v Speaker 1>a teacher there though. This is the most teacher looking
<v Speaker 1>dude ever right here, Tony, You're right.
<v Speaker 2>See mean Jean's here with Heenan, Bundy and stud As
<v Speaker 2>James says, and mean Jean says, you got to be
<v Speaker 2>moved by that ceremony, and Bobby says, I'll tell you
<v Speaker 2>what moved in just a minute. But first of all,
<v Speaker 2>I'm guessing that was he meant a bowel movement.
<v Speaker 1>I assume that was a reference. Somebody smells like shit
<v Speaker 1>every time they open least show up great crown. Somebody's
<v Speaker 1>like shit. It just cuts the random people ring. Oh
<v Speaker 1>my fucking god, Oh what's a smell me?
<v Speaker 2>Jane says, I like to ask you something old piano keys. Sorry,
<v Speaker 2>Bobby Heenan says that to mean Genie's I like to
<v Speaker 2>ask you something old piano keys. To me, what you're
<v Speaker 2>good beating on that organ like that? And mean Jan says, hey,
<v Speaker 2>I asked the questions here. He's so offended, says what
<v Speaker 2>do you have against Andre the Giant? And Big John
<v Speaker 2>say says he tried to knock me off the saddle.
<v Speaker 2>I'm a giant wrestling and he points to Bundy he's
<v Speaker 2>the other giant wrestling and drects number three.
<v Speaker 1>That's awesome. So we have Giant number one, and number two,
<v Speaker 1>two and three number three you can fuck off, buddy.
<v Speaker 1>We saw you almost butt ass naked out there. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>what are you doing out there? Or yeah no, that's
<v Speaker 1>what I was thinking.
<v Speaker 2>Too, running around for wrestling, running rough shot and we're
<v Speaker 2>putting a stop to it. And Big John say says
<v Speaker 2>going around to everybody can slam me. I can't be slammed.
<v Speaker 2>And remember that, So Andrea, I cut your hair.
<v Speaker 1>I love this team. Bobby Kee Kong Buddy of Big Joints, Dude, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I'm fucking these guys. Ain't never losing. Yeah, slammed. I'll
<v Speaker 1>tell you that. No way, dude, whatever you said, I
<v Speaker 1>guess you will be right. Indeed. Number three uh.
<v Speaker 2>He then says NBC Television has a big peacock and
<v Speaker 2>in just a couple of minutes, you're going to say
<v Speaker 2>a five hundred pounds turkey go down.
<v Speaker 1>So Andre the Giant and Tony Atlas are facing Big
<v Speaker 1>John stud and King Kong Bundy. That's awesome. That is
<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's just so much girth in this match.
<v Speaker 2>I mean Tony Alas, don't get it wrong. I mean
<v Speaker 2>he's you know, he's not John Studd Bundy. Andre, this
<v Speaker 2>is a big fucking guy.
<v Speaker 1>He was actually larger than this. At some point he
<v Speaker 1>like he like uh cut like he got cut up,
<v Speaker 1>you know, like he just looks like a lot leaner here.
<v Speaker 1>I've seen pictures of Tony Atlas where he is like,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's just he left humanity behind. Like he's
<v Speaker 1>like the the biggest human being I've ever seen in
<v Speaker 1>my life. That's fucking insane. Yeah, I mean like he
<v Speaker 1>was super into like I guess the bodybuilding stuff. He's
<v Speaker 1>still I mean to this day. I mean we saw
<v Speaker 1>him in uh we saw him in that movie. We
<v Speaker 1>watched that fucking and even to this day he is massive,
<v Speaker 1>Like he's just he always keeps up that physique. But yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like at some point like here's a here's a good
<v Speaker 1>picture of him here, I'll i'll stin never to you guys. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I got that right here. But let me see this
<v Speaker 1>is from that's from midst Yeah, when he is insane,
<v Speaker 1>mister USA, Tony Atlas like just a monster. That is crazy.
<v Speaker 1>So Bundy goes to tie up, but Andre just goozles
<v Speaker 1>him and chokes him.
<v Speaker 2>As ship he's choking Bundy, he's like wrapping Bundy's own
<v Speaker 2>single it straps around his neck, choking.
<v Speaker 1>So correct me, please if I'm wrong in this, in
<v Speaker 1>this thing, but here, But WrestleMania three is two years
<v Speaker 1>from this point, that's right, And at that point even
<v Speaker 1>Andres like he can't do very much? Is are we
<v Speaker 1>in that era of Andre right now? I can't say
<v Speaker 1>I'm I can't say I'm like an expert on Andrea's
<v Speaker 1>career or anything. I know, his big moments, of course,
<v Speaker 1>but like, yeah, I mean it seems like it. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it seems like his mobility is starting to slow down.
<v Speaker 2>He's he's still walking to the ring though.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's true, you know, but I'm eighty sevens Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>eighty seven is really but I mean we're pretty close
<v Speaker 1>to eighty seven. I mean we're only give or so
<v Speaker 1>a year really from there. But that was something I
<v Speaker 1>was thinking while I was watching this matches. I was like,
<v Speaker 1>I wonder where Andres at, like physically physically by this point,
<v Speaker 1>he can still like he's fucking Andre the Giant. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>like he's still in the ring and you're like, holy
<v Speaker 1>fucking shit, like he doesn't have to do anything, but like,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's shaped nuts too, by the way. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I was watching like some I was watching some YouTube footage.
<v Speaker 1>It was cut up, but it was Stan Hansen versus
<v Speaker 1>Andre at some point. Yeah, and he was moving moving
<v Speaker 1>like it was like night and day difference. Imagine it was.
<v Speaker 1>It was a quick deterioration, yeah, I imagine, so like
<v Speaker 1>he was just too big. Yeah, like that was kind
<v Speaker 1>of the thing. Andre starts choking on with his own straps.
<v Speaker 1>He hits his patented ass cheeks in the corner. Classic
<v Speaker 1>Andre devastating, throwing my ass back on you. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>he really winds it up. Well that's his son, of course.
<v Speaker 1>Giant number four. Ohly shit, the giant number four. The
<v Speaker 1>lineage of course. Andre then uses his partner Tony Atlas's
<v Speaker 1>head and then does a meeting of the minds with
<v Speaker 1>King Kong Bundy.
<v Speaker 2>And Atlas doesn't sell it because his thing is he
<v Speaker 2>uses his head and as you see in the next
<v Speaker 2>six moves that he does, which is something leaping head butt,
<v Speaker 2>something leaping head.
<v Speaker 1>Butty, everything leads to the head butt. That's awesome. Bundy
<v Speaker 1>goods for the elbow and Atlas, but missus Alice, it's
<v Speaker 1>a head butt. Stuff comes in. They go to an
<v Speaker 1>international Atlas. It's a head butt Atlae. I'll tell you
<v Speaker 1>in the International here Atlas, great footwork and shit had
<v Speaker 1>a great whip here where he whipped him off the
<v Speaker 1>headlock and he fell down and got back up.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Okay, him having to like him doing that to
<v Speaker 2>sell that he's having to push a big son of
<v Speaker 2>a bitch and still being able to get up in
<v Speaker 2>time for the rest of the ship. Like the shoulder
<v Speaker 2>tackle that came after, super impressive. Also, his leap frog
<v Speaker 2>over John Studd was nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, like just super athletic, just had a great
<v Speaker 1>mind for the fundamentals and like, yeah he look great.
<v Speaker 1>So I mean he had it all here. Stud drops
<v Speaker 1>an elbow on Atlas. He goes over to Andre. Andre
<v Speaker 1>then hits a head butt. He's back, He's I never
<v Speaker 1>see him do that. Move mc man ahead. But so
<v Speaker 1>Bundy comes in he hits a splash on Atlas. Dude, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck just out of nowhere? Yeah, he said,
<v Speaker 1>is that legal? That should be grounds for a just qualification.
<v Speaker 1>Shut the fuck up, McMahon. Hey, fuck you McMahon. We
<v Speaker 1>like King Kong. Bundy. Andre then comes in him and
<v Speaker 1>Stud have a face down and I like this because
<v Speaker 1>Stud looked fucking scared. He backed down. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 1>do you know how difficult it is like to be
<v Speaker 1>able to like be a big guy like that and
<v Speaker 1>know when it's time to sell being skimmed up? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit. I couldn't believe my eyes. I was like, Wow,
<v Speaker 1>he actually knows he picked a spot here for this.
<v Speaker 1>It just looks I don't know, it's just smart, it's
<v Speaker 1>just smart wrestling. Andre does a few moves here, then
<v Speaker 1>hits a big boot, sends Stud out. Bundy comes in
<v Speaker 1>and attacks Andre from behind, starts putting the boots to him. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Stud then sends Atlas into the ring post on the outside. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>And then Bundy and Stud have Andre in the corner.
<v Speaker 1>They run at him and just splash him in, head
<v Speaker 1>butt him. Shit. Yeah, fucking the ref just throws the match.
<v Speaker 1>She's liked, Just forget it. The match is fucked. But
<v Speaker 1>the numbers game is too much for Andre the Giant.
<v Speaker 1>They're kicking his ass in the corner. He's trying, he's
<v Speaker 1>trying to get out. He just can't think. He needs
<v Speaker 1>some help. Dude. I have a good idea, brother, how
<v Speaker 1>about I come here and make the same, dude. That's
<v Speaker 1>why I had to fucking have the first match of
<v Speaker 1>the night so you could keep coming out in every
<v Speaker 1>segment the entire fucking night, the whole show. Yeah, you're right,
<v Speaker 1>I do. Okay, So, like I really like this where
<v Speaker 1>so they have their feuds, right, they have their matches
<v Speaker 1>that they're doing, and they're building up to here. But
<v Speaker 1>I do like that the Babyfaces are just anti Heel,
<v Speaker 1>regardless of alignment or if they're in a feud. The
<v Speaker 1>Heels are anti Babyface regardless of their in a feud.
<v Speaker 2>Also, I mean it's how it doesn't get easier than that, right,
<v Speaker 2>like that, Yeah, that's the most digestible way to produce wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>Like Roddy's coming, Like, regardless of of these feuding with
<v Speaker 1>you're not Roddy Piper is probably gonna walk by you
<v Speaker 1>and say, hey, fuck you, dude. I like that. So
<v Speaker 1>Hogan and Andre of course they team up together, and
<v Speaker 1>Tony Atlas gets back in the ring and we have
<v Speaker 1>three of the fucking largest, meanest motherfuckers ever in there,
<v Speaker 1>And I mean, this is a this is a giant's
<v Speaker 1>paradise here, man.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, like it was legit the Land of
<v Speaker 2>the Giants, right, Like, that's all they had was big
<v Speaker 2>fucking dudes on top.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, larger than life for sure.
<v Speaker 2>So we're back from commercial. Mean Jean is in the
<v Speaker 2>ring with all the boys, and Mean Jean says, all right,
<v Speaker 2>Hulk Hogan, a tremendously strange run of events. What brought
<v Speaker 2>you out here in the ring? And Ogan says, Mean Jean,
<v Speaker 2>just like I said before, these two dudes had them
<v Speaker 2>rocking and rolling from the time the bell rang. They've
<v Speaker 2>been trying to take shortcuts on Tony Atlas and Andre
<v Speaker 2>the Giant, and these guys are the winners, and that's
<v Speaker 2>why I came out here.
<v Speaker 1>And Mean Jean says, oh.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, by the way, yeah, Andre and Tony Adlis won
<v Speaker 2>this match. Oh okay, I didn't realize that they fucking
<v Speaker 2>the heels got dqued there.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, they threw it out. I guess d Q.
<v Speaker 1>That works for me. I'm okay with that.
<v Speaker 2>And Mean Jean says, there's, uh, there's even more happening
<v Speaker 2>at this Zury moment, and Hogan says, yeah, there's a
<v Speaker 2>lot more happening right now, Mean Jen, We're gonna just
<v Speaker 2>wait a little bit before we tell everybody okay, fuck me.
<v Speaker 1>Then Hogan means, I gotta tell you, dude, I heard
<v Speaker 1>the crowd of roaring. They were rocking and roll a
<v Speaker 1>little bit out of here, dude, and I thought maybe
<v Speaker 1>i'd come get will be of that pop brother.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I can't let on omer upstage me. Brother,
<v Speaker 2>want you go to the goddamn zoo, Mean Jane, I.
<v Speaker 1>Might get married to that dude. Matter of fact, how
<v Speaker 1>much sound we have left? So you go to a
<v Speaker 1>pre tape which is just unbelievable character work here, uh
<v Speaker 1>for George the animal steal.
<v Speaker 2>Vince says, oh, well, mean Jean went into the field
<v Speaker 2>to get this next story into the field or they
<v Speaker 2>sent his ass like to war like.
<v Speaker 1>He's on the field.
<v Speaker 2>No, they've been physically a field, like a fucking a
<v Speaker 2>big field, like a zoo. He's at the zoo. This
<v Speaker 2>fucking guy he pulled. Mean Jene pulls up with a
<v Speaker 2>microphone in a tiger striped fucking jeep like Jurassic Parks style.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, orange with stripes. Yeah, deadlockmobile. That's awesome. We
<v Speaker 1>need to get one of those.
<v Speaker 2>And mean Jane says, no, not Marlon Perkins, this is
<v Speaker 2>jungle Gene Oakland, and we are here looking for the
<v Speaker 2>most cunning and elusive creature all this entire planet.
<v Speaker 1>Jungle Jim Jungle, double hell, damn No, it's not Bigfoot,
<v Speaker 1>the loch Ness Monster or Judge Crater. Uh. I can
<v Speaker 1>only be talking about George the Animal Steel. I said.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, mean Jane says, we've had reports that he's been
<v Speaker 2>cited at the Detroit Zoological Park and if anyone can
<v Speaker 2>find this man, I can so me and Jen. His
<v Speaker 2>way of finding George the Animal Steel is to walk
<v Speaker 2>a few steps, push a bush to the side, and
<v Speaker 2>go Animal George, George Steele. And then George the fucking
<v Speaker 2>Animal Steel pops his head up underneath some bushes and here.
<v Speaker 1>He is, and he goes, oh good, gimmick like this
<v Speaker 1>guy is the animal soon said it?
<v Speaker 2>Mean Jean says George Steele. My goodness, am I glad
<v Speaker 2>I found you. The entire wall has been looking for you.
<v Speaker 2>And they look to the side and there's a bunch
<v Speaker 2>of camels in the exhibit and George aama still says
<v Speaker 2>chic and mean Jane says, yes, that's a camel, and
<v Speaker 2>then we go to a fucking voiceover mean Jean over
<v Speaker 2>some clips, and mean Jane says, well, but George stopped
<v Speaker 2>at your fans when we last seen you. You looked
<v Speaker 2>in perfect form in that six man tag match, but
<v Speaker 2>later he became disoriented.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so in this six minute tag shit, Joysey Animal Steel,
<v Speaker 1>is it as you were in perfect form and it
<v Speaker 1>cuts to Jersey Animal Steel just going absolutely nuts in
<v Speaker 1>this fucking tag match. Yeah, his hands up, drooling. Okay, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he looked great, look good, you look great.
<v Speaker 2>Well, he became disorienting. James and Captain Lou Albano sought
<v Speaker 2>out electro shock therapy for George the Animal Steel that
<v Speaker 2>initially worked but later caused him to relapse. I'm assuming
<v Speaker 2>he was trying to make him not an animal.
<v Speaker 1>Hell no, brown towel, Yeah, that's him being Joe. This
<v Speaker 1>was nuts man. Yeah, electric shock therapy, They put the
<v Speaker 1>helmet on him and everything. Frank is d dude, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that was awesome. I was like, Wow, they really care
<v Speaker 1>about this character.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, George Steele's kind of fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. He eats the turnbuckle and he fucking yells really loud.
<v Speaker 2>So mean Jane says, it's all possible. Can you show
<v Speaker 2>me a little bit of the zoo. I like to
<v Speaker 2>see some other animals, no offense camels. So he fucking
<v Speaker 2>finds George Steele and he he just has George Steel
<v Speaker 2>show him the zoo where George Steele lives.
<v Speaker 1>I guess he's just hanging out. It's just residence here
<v Speaker 1>for a while.
<v Speaker 2>Well me and Jane says, oh, this is an elephant.
<v Speaker 2>You couldn't help but notice the trunky on the heir.
<v Speaker 2>And this one that's a female by the way, And
<v Speaker 2>George Steele goes the atrix that.
<v Speaker 1>Was ridiculous elephant noise ever, what the hell with the atrix?
<v Speaker 1>Tony was insane? This dude is insane. Then the next one.
<v Speaker 2>Mean Jane says, we're looking at the tiger's den. Seems
<v Speaker 2>to be very dark. I can't tell uh, what kind
<v Speaker 2>of tiger is that? And George Damasteel says Detroit, and
<v Speaker 2>mean Jane says, ah, Detroit tiger does seem it been
<v Speaker 2>sleepy this season.
<v Speaker 1>Looks at the.
<v Speaker 2>Me jan says, oh, this is a ringtailed leamer.
<v Speaker 1>George.
<v Speaker 2>They're half monkey and half weasel. And George says heenan ah, yes,
<v Speaker 2>of course, and Egen says, oh, this is oh looking
<v Speaker 2>here the hippopotamus part of the swine family. And George
<v Speaker 2>says Bundy, and mean Jan says Bundy, Oh, there's a
<v Speaker 2>physical resemblance. But what about the hair of George. And
<v Speaker 2>George of course rubs his head and says hair. Oh
<v Speaker 2>the fucking shit, man, this guy's the best character of
<v Speaker 2>all time.
<v Speaker 1>I mean he's got locked in.
<v Speaker 2>Right like, so, mean Jane and George are now walking
<v Speaker 2>I guess back to where George lives in the bushes,
<v Speaker 2>and mean Jan says, it's been a sensational visit with
<v Speaker 2>you to the zoo, and I'm glad to see your
<v Speaker 2>I just stepped in something near big pile of shit here,
<v Speaker 2>George before me, I fucking choose. I'm glad to see
<v Speaker 2>your feel good and we're looking forward to seeing you
<v Speaker 2>back in the ring. So George then says bye, and
<v Speaker 2>he full fucking sprints into the bushes and humps in
<v Speaker 2>them and then turns back and does a crazy look
<v Speaker 2>at the cameras it zooms in on his fucking fucked
<v Speaker 2>up face.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Yeah, him running back in and looking back was
<v Speaker 1>like some hard movie ship like that could be like
<v Speaker 1>framed way different. I just some ship anyways, have a
<v Speaker 1>good one, George.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, George, got shot all on my shoes, buddy, see
<v Speaker 2>it back at work.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you could work. I guess I'm not even get there,
<v Speaker 1>but make sure you show me call.
<v Speaker 4>No.
<v Speaker 1>Okay. So now we have the dream Team, not as uh,
<v Speaker 1>of course, the tactive of Greg Valentine and Brutus Beefcake
<v Speaker 1>with their manager, Johnny v Johnny valied, how the fuck
<v Speaker 1>is there more Valiants on this, sir? Come on and
<v Speaker 1>they're facing off against Tony Geria and Lanny Poffa. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>they I guess in Philadelphia? What happened?
<v Speaker 2>So Greg goddamn Hammer Valentine and Bruce Beefcake are feuding
<v Speaker 2>with Mike Rotundo and his partner Barry Wyndham, and I
<v Speaker 2>guess in Philadelphia had a tag match in August and
<v Speaker 2>Johnny Valiant handed something to Brutus Beefcake which then he
<v Speaker 2>used on Barry Wyndham's eyes that led to the victory
<v Speaker 2>in that match and then winning the tag titles.
<v Speaker 1>So I looked a little further into this.
<v Speaker 2>I was fucking hoping somebody did because I didn't.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I was very confused what it was me too,
<v Speaker 1>That's why I was like, okay, they had to at
<v Speaker 1>least explain this later. Yes, okay. So he ends up
<v Speaker 1>rubbing Johnny V's cigar in Wyndham's eyes and he blinds
<v Speaker 1>him in one eye because he has eye patch on
<v Speaker 1>because he has the eye patch on that and they
<v Speaker 1>win the tag titles in that match, right, okay, okay, hey,
<v Speaker 1>I'll take that. I accept this. So it shows Tony
<v Speaker 1>Gia and Landy Papa in the ring, and my first
<v Speaker 1>thought is they look like guys that would be very
<v Speaker 1>very over today. Oh my god, they would be. Johnny
<v Speaker 1>V is here with Greg Valentine and Brutus Beefcake. Johnny
<v Speaker 1>V is smoking a big penis and he looks great man,
<v Speaker 1>looks like a man with it. Looks like a manager
<v Speaker 1>that works for me. In eighty five, ship works for me.
<v Speaker 1>In twenty twenty four, there was more managers that look
<v Speaker 1>like this and act like does you'd be on the show,
<v Speaker 1>I promise you. And Brutus is not the barber yet,
<v Speaker 1>He's just Brutus Beefcake. He's just Bruce Beefcake and he
<v Speaker 1>will become really close friends with Ho Cocin. I like
<v Speaker 1>the he put a cigar in that guy's eyes. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>that was really cool. So me and Jean does bring guys,
<v Speaker 1>this is fucking awesome. He can suck my dick all day.
<v Speaker 1>But I promise you that so mean. So Barry Windom
<v Speaker 1>and micro Atunda, that team is known as the US
<v Speaker 1>Express by the way. Oh, I didn't know this. And apparently,
<v Speaker 1>and I might get this name wrong here, I believe
<v Speaker 1>it was Rick Dillinger is what I read. He wrote
<v Speaker 1>the whole Cogan Real American theme song for the US Express.
<v Speaker 1>What but Barry Wyndham ended up leaving the territory and
<v Speaker 1>they gave it to Hogan instead. Wow. I also read
<v Speaker 1>they never even got to the rematch between the US
<v Speaker 1>Express and the Dream Team. He's gone, he just leaves,
<v Speaker 1>he goes back to Florida. Apparently.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, barring the w w F changes history.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Hogan gets real American, has his theme song, and
<v Speaker 1>then the rest is history with that. But yeah, micro
<v Speaker 1>Atunda and Barry Wyndham are in the crowd and they
<v Speaker 1>do and and Barry Wyndham does have the eye patch
<v Speaker 1>on for one scene and then her says I'm tired
<v Speaker 1>of this this shitus Uh. So I also have to say,
<v Speaker 1>micro Tunda looks fucking exactly like Bruce Campbell here.
<v Speaker 2>It's in fucking sane how much he looks like him,
<v Speaker 2>It's like identical. Also, why is he Mike Rotundo?
<v Speaker 1>Do they call him micro Rotundo here?
<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm almost positive and I could be wrong. I
<v Speaker 2>swear his nameplate, says Mikerotano.
<v Speaker 1>So Lanny Poffo man, wow, sticks out man like, he
<v Speaker 1>comes in, does a moon salt right off the fucking rip.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he does a you know how Danielson does the
<v Speaker 2>run up the ropes to do a moon salt. He
<v Speaker 2>does like and land on his feet. Landy Pofo does
<v Speaker 2>this and does a moon salt.
<v Speaker 1>I like, I like this. Look for Pafo too, Like
<v Speaker 1>I said, him and Tony Gia look like guys that
<v Speaker 1>would be over today. Legit.
<v Speaker 2>He's in good fucking shape. Tony Greea is a five
<v Speaker 2>time tag champion at this point, by the way.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah they look great. Yeah, five times is nuts. He
<v Speaker 1>probably hasn't combined like fifteen days as champion. He's like
<v Speaker 1>a five So it's a saw. But Greg Valentine makes
<v Speaker 1>the save. Beefcake takes everything here. He's just gonna take everything.
<v Speaker 1>The goddamn hammer's not taking. The hammer is not taking,
<v Speaker 1>not tonight, not ever.
<v Speaker 2>Not ever, not for the next fucking forty thirty years.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think you are, brother. How about that?
<v Speaker 2>I saw that he's gonna be at a convention with
<v Speaker 2>bru Brody.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and Saint Louis here in a few weeks and
<v Speaker 1>the Hill. Yeah, what the fuck is I didn't know that.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how that's legal, Like I legit, don't
<v Speaker 1>know how that's legal. You can have see Bruiser Brody.
<v Speaker 2>If you guys see Bruiser Brody at the goddamn s
<v Speaker 2>I c W fan Fest next year, please let us know.
<v Speaker 2>We'd like to book them.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that would be awesome. So Beefcake and Valentine do
<v Speaker 1>a double whip into the corner. Pafo just springs out
<v Speaker 1>and tries to make it to the other side. But
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't work. I mean, great attempts at getting a
<v Speaker 1>tag here, he's desperate. There's a guy ringside at the
<v Speaker 1>table literally just holding a shotgun mic towards the ring.
<v Speaker 1>I thought that was crazy. That's awesome. That's how it
<v Speaker 1>was supposed to be done.
<v Speaker 2>That's how it's done at the real companies.
<v Speaker 1>So Tony Gia comes in, hits a hip toss and
<v Speaker 1>a drop kick on both guys. Good hot tag gear.
<v Speaker 1>Garrea hits a cross body for a two on Beefcake.
<v Speaker 1>Valentine comes in and drops an elbow drop. He drops
<v Speaker 1>the hammer, drops the fucking hammer, and Rotunda and Wyndham
<v Speaker 1>look on. Wyndham has taken the eye patch off by
<v Speaker 1>this point, he didn't know they were gonna look at
<v Speaker 1>him twice that actually happened. He cuts back to patch Greg,
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to Florida, take me with you. I don't
<v Speaker 1>like this place. I want to so Greg. Valentine locks
<v Speaker 1>in the figure four and Tony Gia ends up giving
<v Speaker 1>up because nobody gets out of the figure four.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So Tony Karia blatantly taps six times, and it's
<v Speaker 2>not until he sits up, looks at the referee and
<v Speaker 2>waves his arms at him.
<v Speaker 1>This for he fucking out. So tapping is not a
<v Speaker 1>thing yet. Oh so he could tap all he wants,
<v Speaker 1>but until he says, I give up before he passes out. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>the ref's gonna let you die. Damn.
<v Speaker 2>That's funny at ship with thinking that he could depth
<v Speaker 2>though the ref just wasn't fucking Mario Yamazakias is So.
<v Speaker 1>Papa runs in, but Beefcake sends him to the outside,
<v Speaker 1>and then Johnny Ve comes in to celebrate, and he
<v Speaker 1>not only ashes his cigar on the rest head, he
<v Speaker 1>ashes his guitar on Tony Garia and ash of the
<v Speaker 1>cigar is a great fucking heels thing to do. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>this is Johnny v is crazy. Man. That's a crazy guy. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's a crazy dude. Ashing a cigar in the smoking
<v Speaker 1>in the arena, rushing on top of someone's head who
<v Speaker 1>has hair, is fin like that fucked up crazy. So
<v Speaker 1>now it's time for the main event, the wedding reception.
<v Speaker 1>Uncle Elmer.
<v Speaker 2>So we're backstage where there's hay, there's tables, there's a band. Mean,
<v Speaker 2>Jeane is still here leading the cause here and at
<v Speaker 2>a table, Jesse Ventura and Vince Workman are sitting with
<v Speaker 2>Paul Orndorf and Hulk Hogan, and Vince says, Jesse, please,
<v Speaker 2>what are you writing? And Jesse Venttoria says, I'm writing
<v Speaker 2>a poem and Paul andF says you can't spell. So
<v Speaker 2>they're like having conversations, like Vince is talking like Hogan
<v Speaker 2>and Orndorf. During this, Jesse Ventura is like just fucking
<v Speaker 2>talking ship over them as loud as possible the whole time.
<v Speaker 1>Like I couldn't even write this down talking so loud
<v Speaker 1>it's nuts.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Hogan says, this is just the type of thing
<v Speaker 2>that Uncle Elmer needs, dude, a positive thing that can
<v Speaker 2>take him at the top of.
<v Speaker 1>The w WF, hopefully not on top of me. Brother.
<v Speaker 1>And I really drew that rdy, dude. I mean, like
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, just a reminder brother, that was out
<v Speaker 1>there nine times tonight. So when the rady goes back, brother.
<v Speaker 2>Let me know, and you should keep you on top, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Paul Endorf says that this is a part of history,
<v Speaker 2>and he thought it was great the wedding, of course,
<v Speaker 2>and Jesse Venturi says, I dressed down for the occasion.
<v Speaker 2>And Vin says, have you seen Louis Bano anywhere? And
<v Speaker 2>we go to another table and Loui Albano is talking
<v Speaker 2>to cousin Tunior and.
<v Speaker 4>Lou says, I'm trying to show cousin out eight he
<v Speaker 4>use the left hand at all times.
<v Speaker 2>You always want to keep the right hand clean. And
<v Speaker 2>me says, okay, let's go to leaving Lenny Balvar.
<v Speaker 1>He's trying a dunker roll into the line with his
<v Speaker 1>left hand. I try to hear.
<v Speaker 2>Landy Pofo still in gear because he just had a match,
<v Speaker 2>then recites a poem to Elmer and Joyce and I
<v Speaker 2>guess this is his thing for the rest.
<v Speaker 1>Of his fucking life. This is it.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know when does he start this poem thing,
<v Speaker 2>because this felt like fucking out of nowhere. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know if they already know that he does this or
<v Speaker 2>if they just like if this is the first instant
<v Speaker 2>of I don't know if it's.
<v Speaker 1>The first time, because they kind of cut to him
<v Speaker 1>like they expect him to do it. Yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 2>So he debuted in June of eighty five. In his
<v Speaker 2>first roll was leaping landa Paffa who would bring frisbees
<v Speaker 2>to the ring, read a short poem written on one
<v Speaker 2>of them that he had himself he himself pinned, and
<v Speaker 2>then throw the frisbee through the crowd. He made his
<v Speaker 2>first Stain Nightsman of Imperious on October fifth, this episode
<v Speaker 2>where he recited the poem at Uncle Elmer's wedding. So, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>he'd already been doing this interestingly. Yeah, he doe him
<v Speaker 2>on Frisbees. So he reads him a poem. Everyone applauds this,
<v Speaker 2>and mean Jane taps a glass to get everyone's attention
<v Speaker 2>to the glass breaks. It'll be Jim comes in and says,
<v Speaker 2>I want to propose a toast to Uncle Elmer and
<v Speaker 2>Joyce you already and Joyce and Uncle Elmer, we want
<v Speaker 2>to wish you many years of loving, loving happiness every Sunday.
<v Speaker 2>I'm open for dinner, invites Sunday supper, like this is
<v Speaker 2>what it's all about, right here, man me Jeans is
<v Speaker 2>very good, wonderful. All right, here's a big moment. We've
<v Speaker 2>got a surprise guest. Get ready, a man who is,
<v Speaker 2>without a doubt, a part of televisions biggest wedding up
<v Speaker 2>until now that's fucked up, Tiny doom and tiny Tim
<v Speaker 2>comes in and he thanks me and Jean. He's thanks
<v Speaker 2>everyone for inviting him here, and he wants to congratulate
<v Speaker 2>to everyone on this beautiful night. He knows how weddings are.
<v Speaker 2>I've gone through a big one on television. It didn't
<v Speaker 2>work out, but I have some advice for you through
<v Speaker 2>the harder times.
<v Speaker 1>Mister Elmer.
<v Speaker 2>Uh be by your trust, your wonderful wife. And as
<v Speaker 2>a special gift for you both, I want to present
<v Speaker 2>you my ukulele personally from me.
<v Speaker 1>And Uncle Homer said, oh boy, do you want to
<v Speaker 1>sing a song for us? Oh no, all right, fu
<v Speaker 1>all that. That's why your wedding's number two. Bas Now
<v Speaker 1>go ahead and get on out of you so mean.
<v Speaker 2>Jeans says, all right, boys, and jessevens fucking runs up,
<v Speaker 2>and he says, I got something to say, Oh dude,
<v Speaker 2>So Jesse Ventura has a poem that he wrote earlier
<v Speaker 2>that he's going to recite here. There's always a place
<v Speaker 2>in love, in life for love, a place for the
<v Speaker 2>for the lily, a place for the dove. There's always
<v Speaker 2>a time in life to care, a time to cuddle,
<v Speaker 2>a time to share, a time and a place for everything.
<v Speaker 2>A place to dance McMahon, a time to sing. And
<v Speaker 2>I've seen your dance, and I've heard your song, and
<v Speaker 2>I must tell you that this is wrong. That wrestling
<v Speaker 2>is a deadly dance and is no partner to romance.
<v Speaker 2>And shame on those that mixed wrestling in romance.
<v Speaker 1>Just for these hicks.
<v Speaker 2>Haha and Hogan and Paul warndoorf both stand up to
<v Speaker 2>confront him, and Jesse Ventura, of course, in reaction to this,
<v Speaker 2>tries to run away, but he'll believe. Jim trips him
<v Speaker 2>into the big fucking cake and he goes face first
<v Speaker 2>in the cake and it's very embarrassing for him because
<v Speaker 2>he gets cake all over his fucking outfit.
<v Speaker 1>Jeez, did you imagine it? Laughed at my hoe Billy
<v Speaker 1>Jim and his family. Oh God, goddamn cousin tune. Your
<v Speaker 1>home is in a fucking dance back there laughing at
<v Speaker 1>this day me. Jean's giving him the business and he says, oh, oh,
<v Speaker 1>oh no, Jesse, I told you it'd be more fun
<v Speaker 1>than the Long Shortman's Convention. We'll be back after this.
<v Speaker 2>So we're back for a commercial, and Vince says, we
<v Speaker 2>just received greatness for everyone except Andrea and perhaps Hal
<v Speaker 2>Coogan and that Bobby the bringing heman on behalf of
<v Speaker 2>Big John Sun and King Kong Bundy. They've accepted the
<v Speaker 2>terms and conditions and the challenge and will face you
<v Speaker 2>two in four weeks from tonight, so it'll be uh
<v Speaker 2>Bundy and John stud against Hogan and Andre on the
<v Speaker 2>next Saturday's main event. Which is a big fucking match.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, that is a huge match.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah me goddamn, And Hogan says, for the wrestling fans,
<v Speaker 2>is gonna be a dream match for Bundy study in heming,
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be a nightmare. You guys have seen whole
<v Speaker 2>Comania run wild. Can you imagine Andre and the giin
<v Speaker 2>in my corner? Five hundred and twenty five pounds of
<v Speaker 2>extra human meat.
<v Speaker 1>This guy has always been fucked up.
<v Speaker 2>Uh So, Vince says, stay with us, We'll be right
<v Speaker 2>back for more. How the fuck is there more?
<v Speaker 1>More?
<v Speaker 2>Is just them coming back to uh? In the show
<v Speaker 2>that Uncle Elmer and Joyce dancing, He'll believe Jim dance
<v Speaker 2>with somebody, and then Cousin Junior and Captain Lui Vano
<v Speaker 2>charge again, starting to go there, and the last shot is,
<v Speaker 2>of course, Uncle Elmer and Joyce kissing as the show ends.
<v Speaker 2>This was a fucking nineteen eighty five as fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was. Yeah, I mean this got an eight
<v Speaker 1>point motherfucking three. That's nuts. That is nuts. Well, nothing
<v Speaker 1>on TV in eighty five.
<v Speaker 2>But I'm glad we watched this and saten Night's main
<v Speaker 2>event is coming back. I can't imagine it's anything like this,
<v Speaker 2>but who knows it.
<v Speaker 1>Could It could honestly be even crazier. It could be
<v Speaker 1>a guess. Take away the eight second delay and let
<v Speaker 1>Jesse even turn a talk on the mic. He's got
<v Speaker 1>a couple of things the ship. Do we know that's
<v Speaker 1>taped or not? Or is it live? I think it's live? Right, Wow,
<v Speaker 1>that's fucking unreal. They got balls? Yeah, you're right. Wow,
<v Speaker 1>he got balls man, Best of luck. So do you
<v Speaker 1>guys have health insurance? Shit? I mean want to start
<v Speaker 1>a union? Michael. Yes, it's live.
<v Speaker 2>Uh wow, it's live this weekend as of this recordings,
<v Speaker 2>I mean Saturday.
<v Speaker 1>Things could change forever. Wow, we might have to tap in.
<v Speaker 1>I might have to take a look at that, see
<v Speaker 1>what's going on. Well.
<v Speaker 2>Uh, that is it for the second ever episode of
<v Speaker 2>Saturay Night's Main Event from October fifth, nineteen eighty five.
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