Revisiting WCW Nitro 2000 Goldberg Heel Turn, Kevin Nash Arrested, Ric Flair Head Shaved, Hogan vs Jarrett

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We were coming right off the Great American Bash. It was a great
if some say the greatest turn heel, Tony, what is your thoughts on
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nightro June twelfth, two thousand. Historically great year. It's historically the best
year to do podcast episodes. I'll give it that much, at the very
least. Yeah, you're right, it's a great year. So before we
get into the actual episode, I have some wrestling observer notes from the year
two thousand, which was a pretty big year, just because we're kind of
getting towards the end of what people would call I guess you wouldn't call it
the Golden Era, but you would call it the biggest era in wrestling history.
I guess it's probably the best way to put it. Yeah, you
had the Big three WFW WCW, and they were all rocking, doing good
numbers. CW, Tony sadly was not rocking, but we'll talk about they
were not okaying, but they were rocking. I will tell you that they
had Well. Let me I actually have a few notes about ECW. I'll
ask you at the end of this Observer section if you think there's still rocking
this one historically great great year. I meane, not all the talent went
to WF. We'll see what goes on. So Wrestling Observer, June fifth,
two thousand. The entire pro wrestling landscape is expected to change greatly over
the next few weeks. WWF is attempting to move its television from the USA
Network to so what would be a revamped TNN with Sunday Night Heat moving to
MTV. Of course this does happen, Yes, it does, it does,
And yeah, WWF actually gets into a lawsuit with USA Network and then
they go to TNN and Meltzer actually notes here that this could affect ECW which
is also on TNN in several different fashions, which could either be the greatest
break the company has ever received or its absolute death sentence. Well one of
those things comes true. And also WCW is now in the blocks with Ted
Turner looking to leave Time Warner, AOL conglomerate which Turner has always fought to
keep in the family when outside offers came in and during down times when major
executives suggested maybe WCW should shut down, This is no longer the case.
So that's pretty crazy. We go from the hottest time in wrestling history to
two companies about to shut down and one about to move completely from a network
that they pretty much grew on their own. Yeah. And if you think
about the Nashville netw like the Nashville Network it was it was like a regional
television station just in the country stuff too. Yeah, yeah, not wrestling
at all. When they went to TNN and they were like the new TNN,
right, that was where they were like the Men's Network, right or
whatever. Yeah, it was like the national network and then it became Spike
TV, right yeah. Yeah, so I think they went towards like young
adults, male type programming from like country stuff, So it's crazy that they
were able to get the W on there. All the FMW wrestlers, with
the exception of Kintaro Konamura that Paul Hayman expressed interest in having ink new deals
they have signed with FMW instead of ECW. Paul Hayman was very interested in
signing Masada Tanaka to a full time deal, but Tanaka ended up signing for
probably less than half of what he could have gotten in ECW because he just
doesn't like the idea of spending that much time away from his home that ECW
would require. That. The feeling is more that they were using ECW as
leverage to get a better deal. With the exception of Kinmurah, none wanted
to live full time in the United States. Dude, that's crazy. You
know where we're on TV in America. Check us out. We give us
more money. That's awesome. Way to go. It notes here that Tammy
Sitch was taken off NITRO after an incident backstage before the show. Oh no,
there have been numerous reports of her being fired, which definitely wasn't the
case as of press time. It's noted here that before the show, two
of the other women working in the company found syringes in a restroom adjacent to
the women's locker room, along with a vial of Newbane, a painkilling drug
that has in recent years become popular with some wrestlers and was a major problem
in the ECW dressing room several months back. In the bathroom, and apparently
it was linked to her. Oh my, how do you know it was
her? You could have been anybody, could have been anybody. You're right,
but it seems like it was Tammy Sitch, who, as everybody knows
nowadays, is in prison for pretty much the rest of her life. Dude,
it's crazy. That's a crazy story. So, yeah, it is.
It's actually pretty nuts. Yeah. So it says here that the chronic
four nineteen T shirts are because they aren't allowed to do four twenty T shirts.
Meltzer notes because that is a pop smoking reference, and then also says
the shirt says got a minute on it as well. Dude, that's just
good marketing. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, that shirt
is pretty base, man. I gotta give it to him on that one.
They never smoke weed. That was never their thing. A lot.
You know, you've better light one up or whatever. So we have the
Wrestling Observer from June twelfth, two thousand. It sees here Paul Hayman,
who hasn't appeared at an ECW event since the Hardcore Heaven pay per view.
Surprisingly, after missing the TV taping in New Orleans, flew to Pensacola,
Florida for a house show for a lengthy ECW team meeting, and boy,
oh boy, this is a great meeting here, Tony. Oh yeah.
The one hour long meeting was largely a pep talk since most of the wrestlers
hadn't even spoke to Paul Hayman in a month Holy and with smaller crowds,
slightly declining ratings and late checks, ECW morale had hit a new low.
And notes here that the meeting wasn't all hearts and Flower was the uh it
was either New Jack or Ball's. Mahoney asked Paul Hayman about pay per view
bonuses. He CW hasn't paid any pay per view bonuses in a long time.
I bet. Paul Hayman said the money was on the way, and
New Jack went to the window and pointed to this guy and said that he
could see them coming. I'm surprised. You know, Paul Hayman is a
slick talker. Yeah, I'm surprised he was able to, uh to get
the but I guess he also had pool in the industry. So you know,
if you went anywhere where Paul Hayman was, Let's say you landed in
WWF and he was there, or you landed You're not gonna lady A WCWS
be there because PAULI hated w Yeah, you know you could. He could
very much keep bringing your name up and it could work in your favor,
I guess. So that's probably why they they saw it as that. Yeah,
but uh, you're not getting paid for him, I mean, don't
I'm surprised. That's a that's a side thing to I don't worry, dude.
I'm surprised that Paul Hayman like didn't like people didn't want to kill him,
Like he had the craziest roster of like degenerates and like new Jack and
all those fuck you guys, Like how did you not end up dead?
Like paying me my money, bitch, you're gonna die right now? Yeah,
yeah, I mean, but Paul was in the trenches too, you
know, a lot of it was they were filming shit at his mom's house,
so it's like, yeah, I don't have any fucking money to give
you, and they're like, goshit, you're right, Yeah, you're right.
So The Daily Variety reported that Dwayne Johnson is in serious negotiations to start
in two major films at the price of nearly five million dollars per film.
The story reported that Johnson was negotiating to star in an untitled, big budget
sci fi film for Joe Roth, to be directed by Glenn Morgan and James
Wong. He is also in negotiations to play the Scorpion King in a movie
as a prequel to Mummy two, where he'll play the Scorpion King. So,
of course one of the movies is A Fucking Scorpion King, which did
super super well and is kind of credited with his I guess rise as a
year story I think so, yeah, I looked it up in the other
movie it's called the one. Uh they ended up going with. It was
supposed to be The Rock originally, but they landed on Jet Lee instead.
As you were seeing, you know, there's pretty similar Jetly in there,
well Tony. It received negative reviews, but it did make money in the
box office, so that's a good thing. I guess I do remember this.
I'm looking at the poster right now. It's just like this blue poster.
I remember this poster. I don't think I ever saw the movie though.
Yeah, Gentley should have been bald, dude, that would probably could
have been the rock That would have been crazy no one, dude. I
totally forgot that. The scorpion King Tony the rock head hair. Yeah he
did. Wow. You remember when they remember when they c gied him as
the score that was the worst cgi in history, like ever, I might
go down. And it worked for me because I think I was young and
a kid, and I was just a PlayStation game. So like I was
like, oh, yeah, that's just like you know, it's like the
fucking PlayStation or whatever. It looks like some Prince of Persia ass boss I
would face back in the day. Yeah, yeah, it was PlayStation two.
Yeah, you're right, so I not. It'es here in The Observer,
Goldberg and Jim Barcelon's column and the Miami Herald said about his return.
And now I want to keep everybody in tune. This is June twelth.
Goldberg is already back. All right. Goldberg made his return at the pay
per view, and he's already back. I don't feel completely ready physically or
mentally to be back in wcw H to let myself go one thousand percent all
out like I normally do. I'm just not close to that point. But
I am ready to come back in some capacity to contribute in some way,
shape or form. So Goldberg is back. He's in the biggest angle in
the company currently. And he said, I don't really feel like I should
be back. Yeah, that's awesome, that's right. That was after he
shatter his hand on the limbo window, right, I believe so, yeah,
took him back. Yeah. So, Lex Luger and Elizabeth were sent
home after refusing to do the planned angles for them at the Thunder tapings.
Lex Luger was supposed to do the run in attacking Chuck Palombo, which would
cause the dq in Chronics tag title loss to Palombo and Stasiac, where the
title could change hands via disqualification. In the case of Elizabeth, there is
a good deal of sympathy in her direction because they wanted her to be a
wrestler and do a wrestling match with Kimberly Page at the pay per view,
evidently being switched to Kimberly versus Miss Hancock, which a sort which of course
we see a little Yeah, yeah, it makes sense. And Elizabeth was
never trained to be a wrestler. There's a lot less sympathy for Lex Luger,
who didn't like the way he was being booked with the program with Chuck
Palumbo, who clearly wasn't ready. But then again, Lex Luger was once
in Chuck Plumbo's shoes as being pushed long before he was ready, and all
the veterans of that era put him over strong because everyone thought he had potential
to be the next Hulk Cogan, which Meltzer states never turned out to be
true. Wow, well, Chuck Blumbo was not the next Hulk Cogan,
so uh yeah, I don't know. He could have been the next Lex
Luger. Maybe he tried to be, or maybe that was Sean Stasiek the
whole time. Dude, what Palumbo were the gear and the tights and he
had the flex thing, remember the little flex thing he had That was awesome,
you dude. Chuck Palumbo was also the undertaker. At one point,
she forgot about that. That's crazy. Yeah, that's pretty sweet. So
we move on to the next week here in the Observer here Wrestling Observer,
June nineteenth, two thousand, In a week where the entire landscape of the
pro wrestling industry is expected to change, the first tree to fall, all
Japan pro wrestling, at least in the format has been in the last twenty
eight years, is no more. We WO Sports is confirmed that the long
rumored split talked about in this publication had started with Mitsuhara Masawa, the president
and top star of the company, resigning. While this is not official,
it is strongly believed that Missia will start his own promotion, probably around September,
which, of course this leads to the creation of pro Wrestling. Noah,
that's crazy. What the hell? Everything's changed and the wrestling business is
going in a whole new direction. That's great. Isn't that nuts? Though?
Like coming off a pretty hot time. Ninety nine historically for WCW pay
per views was like very very good, So we're coming off like a really
hot year for them in terms of pay per views. Like, I don't
think that fan trust is that it's all time highest, it's probably the lowest
has ever been. But for the most part, business wise, they have
been doing Okay, yeah, you just keep rocking the same thing you were
doing for years. Why not? I don't know. And then we come
into two thousand and now WWE is moving to TNN. ECW probably isn't going
to stay in business, and they don't, and WCW is probably not gonna
stay in business and they don't. And then of course All Japan Pro Wrestling
does stay in business and they're still around rocking today. And some could argue
that All Japan's actually doing better than Noah right now, which is crazy to
look at, but pro wrestling Noah pretty much takes over all Japan's spots after
Masawa starts promotion and pushes things forward and says here the big surprise at the
Great American Bass turned out to be the heel turn of Bill goldberg Man,
which might have been effective had it not been so overly built up as something
that would change the landscape of sports entertainment forever, and it was considered a
huge light down that sounds like Vincru's was entire booking. The night is going
to change forever. This is huge, big night, the biggest ball Tony.
Apparently what happened on that was that the weeks leading up to this,
they said that they had a huge announcement that was going to change the landscape
of the business forever, and then it changed to the huge announcement was about
Kevin Nash, and then it changed to huge announcement ended up just being Bill
Goldberg turning a heel. So, dude, that's crazy. It makes me
feel like they had no plans. And then there's like, we got Goldberg,
let's heart a heel. Yeah, I think I believe. I believe
the reason they did it is because Russo said that Goldberg just had never been
heeled, so they said, we just, you know, let's do it.
Yeah, yeah, that work historically. That's a great idea, Let's
do that. And what is a gutsy move? The first legitimate attempt to
lower the bar as it pertains to the escalating, dangerous and concurrent increasing injury
rate. The WWF is getting ready to slowly enact a mandate banning all maneuvers
where a wrestler could conceivably land on their head. All of the is that
banned moves would also include all forms of pile drivers, brain busters, and
other back and overhead supplexes where a slight timing mistake uh the person taking the
bump to land on their head. What brainbusters suplexes? What are you to
do with about? So they they actually say, Tony that people that are
currently using these moves won't just stop using them cold turkey, but they will
be slowly changing their moves every time. Taz sometime back was told to limit
his supplexes, including the very dangerous ones where a wrestler could land on his
head he was already not allowed to use in the WWF. Perry Saturn was
also told to change his finisher from the brainbuster to an elbow drop off the
top rope about two weeks ago, and Meltzer states that the sad fact is
that whether wrestling is or isn't out of control, the attempts by the WWF
to lessen the risks will likely wind up attempting to be exploited by its main
competitor. So what he's saying is that WWF banning pile drivers and brain busters
and overhead sup plexes and shit will make WCW only do pile drivers, brainbusters
and overhead super lexes. That is true. I did see a lot of
pile drivers in ww which is uh crazy. Yeah, I mean ECW two.
You know they already had a crazy style on the first place. They
didn't really have any Yeah, they didn't give they were just doing the top
end restrictions. Yeah. So it states here that the New Jersey State Assembly
passed a bill that appears to be designed to regulate so called extreme wrestling,
but upon further inspection, is clearly designed to shut down Jersey All Pro Wrestling
and Combat Zone Wrestling while ignoring any abuses within the world of WWE, WCW,
and ECW. So really, if you read through this, it says
if Jeff Hardy were to appear on a WWF show into a swanton, this
is Meltzer's okay. So Jeff Hardy were to appear on a WF show into
a swanton off a twelve foot ladder through a table, this would not be
considered a dangerous stunt. If Jeff Hardy were to appear on a Jersey All
Pro show into a swanton on a twelve foot ladder through a table, it
would be an extreme stunt. If Knwjack were to jump off a balcony three
table on a ECW show, it would not be dangerous, but if you
were to do the same thing on a Combat Zone Wrestling show, it would
be that's crazy. Of course this does pass and CZW just moves to that's
awesome to them. In the end, business probably actually went up after they
moved to Philly, so it probably ended up turned out pretty good because that's
crazy on the Viking Hall Brother Oh hell yeah. So here are the ratings
here for the week that we're watching. The final numbers saw RAW at a
six point eight four rating, Nitro ended up at a three point zero rating,
so it was six point eight four to three, and the head to
head figures were six point twenty seven for Raw and two point eight four for
Nitro, as the total wrestling audience grew to ten point six million viewers.
None of those motherfuckers are watching that shit today. No, they're not watching
this shit at all. They're not interested in this shit. And they have
wrestling ended. They just ended when ww went off the air. Uh.
There is a note here. The most interesting number head to head was WWF
putting fourth, which should have been its lowest rated segment, which was a
crash Holly versus Gerald Brisco Hardcore title match, which did a six point four
to two rating, and that bill doubled the rating of Nitro's main event of
Kevin Nash versus Goldberg in Goldberg's first Mattison's Attorney heel the night before, which
did a three point nineteen. So Goldberg versus Nash on the Show We Watched
Night did a three point nineteen in its segment, while Crash Holly versus Gerald
Brisco did a six point four to two on Raw. Damn, that's crazy.
That's insane. I mean, you did love the hardcore division back in
the day though, that was pretty sweet, but that's insane. The main
event Kevin Nash and Goldberg, and then you also had Hogan and uh Jarrett
on the show too, Like fuck, you were stacking the show here,
but they couldn't compete, man, No dude, they couldn't a all.
Raw's main event was the Rock versus Kane and that did a seven point two
to two final quarter in an eight point four overrun, and it notes here
that a full forty percent of the Nitro audience switched to Raw when the show
ended just before the start of Triple h versus Jericho, which is a much
higher figure than usual, and the main event was viewed by approximately nine point
four million Fans' ra had to overrun and smack their ass silly that. I
bet the Rocking Cane was cooking too, right. I'm sure that match was
awesome. You know they're probably doing something there, yea. So Thunder drew
a two point five rating and e c W drew a point eight three rating,
So those were the the ratings around the time of this show. They
note here that after the end of a match in Pensacola, the Sandman was
out in no condition to be at e c W. The match was ruined.
There was a lot of bagstays, yelling, and even blows thrown involving
Sandman and Tommy Dreamer and Jack Victory. The Dreamer Samon altercation, which occurred
after the match, was quickly broken up before any harm was done. Jack
Victory and Sandman then started an argument in the bathroom, which led to a
fight where Saman poked Jack Victory in the eyes and Victory gave Samon a few
quick headbutts before it was broken up. Sam Man came out of the bathroom
bleeding from his forehead and above the eye, and Jack victory had some minor
swelling. Yeah, Sam would be bleeding even if he didn't get punched.
He's bleeding all the time. He was before you got in there. Yeah.
So on the show, there's a segment with Vampiro UH and a hooded
mystery man and Meltzer actually comments on this. Meltzer comments that Vampiro's hooded mystery
man actually turns out to be Christopher Daniels. It doesn't. They actually never
debut him, but it was supposed to be Christopher Daniels and at this point
he doesn't have a name. They also nixed the angle where they wanted Vampiro.
This is crazy. They had another angle for Vampiro that they nixed where
they wanted to set the dressing room on fire and Asia would be in there
and she would get get caught on fire and she would be burned. Uh.
The angle then would reveal Dale tour Board, which is the Demon,
as Asia's fiance looking for revenge, and exposed tour Board as the Demon to
set up Vampiro versus Dale Torborg the Demon. No, they just do the
match. They just have the match. They just have the match. It's
a funny angle. We're just gonna do the fucking match. It's gonna suck,
like shit, We're just gonna do the mats. Dude, that's crazy.
Yeah, the I always hear him. If you look up Vampiro's higher
Power, that's what I was calling him, because, uh, it's pretty
much the same angle as the higher Power, I guess. Yeah, they
just if Russo said we're just gonna do what we were gonna do in the
WWF here, we would just put up with Vampia because he thought, oh
look they'll understand, right bro, Yeah right, Yeah, everybody knows Christopher
Daniels in two thousand. We all know who he is. At one point.
Uh, they actually they talk about a few of these things here.
Well I'll actually bring him up during the show, but I'll just go ahead
and listen him here too. So they hired a child actor to play Kevin
Nash's nephew, which is name Hunter. So they got a little kid in
this episode that is Kevin Nash's nephew. That's not his real nephew. That's
just something damn. Okay. The funniest thing all week Moltser has heard he
for some reason, Stephen Rigal was talking about this WCW show, even though
he doesn't work here anymore, and he watched the segment of the show and
he thought Stephen Rigal thought it was crazy that they let an eight year old
with a half naked slut. He says that he didn't use the word slut,
but a British slang term meant meaning that, which now I'm wondering what
the fuck British slang term could Stephenrigo just I don't even know what he could
have been. But Steve Verriego obviously didn't like this Bill DeMott, which is
captain erection at this time. Of course they did. He didn't even know
that they were bringing back this old dude they have in this group. And
the afternoon he got to the building, they say, we're putting you back
with this old dude, and his reaction was the same as about everybody else's
saw this, which was, what the fuck are we doing? Uh?
And they said that this angle was planned to be pushed very strongly on television,
which I don't know as strongly as the word for but they definitely do
stuff with it. Yeah, they do things on TV with it, but
I don't think it's pushed after this I don't. I don't remember it that
often. I don't remember Pops like at all. No, no, yeah,
we'll talk about it later, but yeah, I don't remember. So
the last thing here, the observers, NCAA heavyweight champion Brock the listener has
signed on Thursday a developmental deal and we'll start with Ohio Valley Wrestling during the
latter part of the summer. Uh And he is currently training in Minnesota and
had commitments to do wrestling camps in the early summer. So wow, that's
pretty crazy. That's crazy. They got him back then in two thousand and
June of two thousand or whatever, and they're getting ready to go. That's
awesome. Yeah, and then he goes down to OVW and shooting star presses
and shit, and they say, don't ever do that again. Try it
at wrestle all right, And that is it for the observers. And now
we're going to get into this WCW Monday Night t repsode. All right,
So we start with the cold open here on Monday nightro It recaps the Great
American Bash. Payer review that just happened, The greatest American Bash, some
would say, So, I don't know how many people would say that,
but some people would definitely say that. Of course we watched one of these.
I think I believe vamp We definitely watched Vampiro catching Sting on fire and
throwing him off a balcony. Yeah, the human torch match we did watch.
Was that a Patriot? Remember what? Yeah, we did. We
just did to watch this of the human torch match. I think, yeah,
you guys should check that out because it's absolutely insane and k Fabe got
broken for me crazy in that match. I remember, Dude, I can't
I can't believe. Yeah, you gotta check that out. You're still a
believer. Life was life was different, man, Yes, to check that
out of Patriot. So Vapia catches thing this this, these are the big
thing coming out Great America past year. Billy kidman uh is turning face again.
I guess after the whole Coken feud, well not yet, brother was
going to tonight, dude, and Vampiro caught Sting on fire and Goldberg has
turned heel and joined the new Blood with Vince Russo and Eric Bischoff. Oh
how could you? How could he's the hired gun they call him. I
don't know what that means they paid him money to be a part of the
New Blood. I guess it seemed like you wanted to be in it though,
So good for him, I guess or not, I don't know.
We'll talk about it. So the thing that starts off the show is Russo
Bischoff and the higher Gun Goldberg coming out, have a limo. They're smoking
penises. They're feeling good. Dude, it is so cool, awesome limos.
Whenever thingk W said you always think of limos, always start with a
limo coming up arriving. It's all about perception, right, like, you
got it, you got you gotta come out smoking. I mean there's on
forty five hundred tickets to a thirteen thousand seed Areena night. But we came
out smoking pieces on the limo. You know that's really good. I rot
Russo bishof get Alimo with big penises. Goldberg is here with sunglasses. Dude,
held Goldberg sunglasses. You got the silver joints with the black I'm surprised
he didn't go with the little little baby circles is crazy. Yeah, he
was like the Oakley's. You remember those Oakleys back of the day, those
were popular. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they were late. He's got
that unbuttoned Goldberg jersey or whatever it is. That's sleeveless John On. Someone's
got to do the gimmick Tony with the with the the visor hat with the
Oakley's, but it's got the the neck thing that you can like take the
Oakleys off and just like wear it like a necklast. You know what I'm
saying. Yeah, yeah, dude, that shit is crazy. You put
them on the back of your head like that shit's crazy. Put the Oakley's
on the back of the visor. You turn the visor around and put the
Oakleys on the back of it. The visor that was just like the's like
the with the top cut up pops the top visor. Yeah, got the
visor with the fucking uglies with the necklace piece on it. He got a
golf and that's what that feels like. Yeah, that's it. You got
fish. Yeah, you're getting someun burned to ship. You see somebody wearing
that, They're coming back red as fuck. Man, you're guaranteed every time.
That's awesome. We actually don't get at Monday night Nitro Intro tonight,
I mean just cut straight to David Penser having Pyro blown up in his face
in the ring. It's a nitro logo or whatever, but no intro.
I wonder if that was like a rustle thing. We got to get straight
to the action or whatever. You know, he liked that kind of shit.
Well, this was a pretty long episode. It was like an hour
forty so I don't know if this was two hours long, but maybe they
maybe they just cut the intro to have more on the show. Oh yeah,
that's probably right. They probably trimmed it down. Well, they start
the fucking show with doing an ad read, which is a crazy way to
do it. But w CW Monday nightro is brought to you by Western Union,
the number one way to send money to wire money or whatever. This
is a crazy This is a crazy setup. Right after this, I don't
know what the fuck's going out here with this commentary. TeaF, you explain
this, well, yeah, of course you have. These are your commentartors
for Come on, first off, Tody, there fet These are your commentators
for ww Monday Night, the fucking most prolific wrestling company in the world.
Right now. The commentators are half naked Scott Hudson with tie, Tony Shavani
and Mark the worst commentator of all time. Madden Scott Hudson, by the
way, has no shirt on Tony because he made fun of Vince Russo for
not having a shirt on. So now he has no shirt on. Okay,
this is like the whole episode. He's wearing a no shirt, just
tie, just no shirt the whole fucking episode. Doesn't I don't understand why
he just didn't like I understand, Okay, starting the episode off with no
T shirt. Okay, all right, A ha ha ha, good joke.
But put the fucking shirt on, man. Dude, he is comfortable
though he doesn't care. He's wearing it, chest hair everywhere, pubes all
over. He doesn't care, chest, pubes down to his ball bro that's
crazy. Pubes on the chest, dude. There was a guy behind him.
I don't know if you saw. He took off his shirt at one
point during the show. That was like a thing you remember when people used
to do that. Shows like now you can't do that, But I remember
back of the day, everyone like fans just stick off their shirts. Tell
you, I actually don't know why people did that. They would take off
their shirt to like show the shirt to the camera, or they were just
like yeah, they they'd be like, yeah, wah, It's like yeah,
I got WCW's It's like they forgot his signs. They're like yeah,
check shout out. It's just like a WCW logo shirt. Like it was
a guy sit out here, double nipple piercing. He's got a fucking WCW
shirt. Check us out. They were just there to have fun. That
was just the you know, that was the vibes of WCW, Like we
just vibing in this. Yeah, it's definitely like a college thing because the
WW is a college kind of promotion. So we start off with the Vince
Russo and Eric Bischoff town hall. Oh boy, this goes on for fifteen
fucking minutes. Tony Goly, Yeah, so Eric Bischoff, of course,
we're coming off a great American bash where Goldberg is turned heel and everyone wants
to wonder why Goldberg why? Thankfully Eric Bischoff is here to just talk for
Goldberger. You just had to let him say everything here. So Eric Bischoff
says this should not be a surprise to anyone, as Eric bischof Off and
Bill Goldberg have a lot in common. A lot of people have been saying
that recently. Sure, Eric Bischoff says, all the Millionaires Club talks about
Goldberg, so of course he's in the New Blood, right, Like,
come on, guys, this makes sense logically, right, come on?
Yeah, Bischoff says, Goldberg is sick of you people. He's sick of
you. He's what the you people problem? You turn you people have turned
on Goldberg, and that's why he turned on you. He joined the New
Blood. Dude. This is first off, Tony, this is crazy because
the way he does this is Eric Bischoff says, of course he's in the
New Blood, and then he takes a pause for a second. He says
he and Goldberg he's sick of you people. I'm like, damn, is
he really going to cut Goldberg's heel promo for him before he gets out of
here? You probably should have because I don't know about Goldberg's promo here,
but we'll talk about it. Yeah. Speaking of Goldberg then comes out as
Bischoff introduces him, and you can tell he's a heel because he's got the
sunglasses on indoors. Oh man, let's go Goldberger. Yeah, he's very
evil tonight, very evil. Goldberg comes to the ring and then immediately starts
spitting everywhere, as you always fucking just spit all over the ring, and
then he answers the question, Goldberg, why did you turn heel? And
he says, don't ask me why, ask me why not? All right?
I love that, Yeah, don't ask me why. I ask you
why. And Goldberg says, everyone in the back has been against me since
day one, and they they got cheers while I was gone. So now
I've gone and signed a deal with the devil. And Goldberg says, I
got two words for you, and the crowd screens suck it. Apparently the
two words are fear this dude, all right whatever? Okay, that's his
new heel catchphrase, fear this dude, all right whatever, he says.
He says, you people did nothing but cheer for everyone else. You're responsible
for this. This is your fault, you people, all right? So
the wolf Pack music hits. Kevin Nash comes out here in Big Daddy's shirt.
This is his wrestling attire for the night. By the way, Big
Daddy Wear is the Big Daddy uh something. I think he's Big Daddy Wear.
There's actually like you can buy these shirts. I was looking online because
I was trying to find if you could actually buy this, like a jersey.
Yeah, you can buy him. It's like a hockey jersey he's wearing
here. But they I saw the Big Daddy ninety nine one online. You
could buy that too. It's on like eBay and stuff. I gotta get
a Big Daddy ninety nine one, Tony. I don't think this type of
shirty. I don't know if people wear this type of shit anymore. No,
but it's it's like like jerseys. It's like a hockey jersey or whatever.
It's awesome. I think it button down the middle right button on.
It was like a button up shirt, like not like a classy button up
shirt. It was like a button up shirt right. Yeah. It's like,
well, there's jerseys you can kind of just pull apart in the middle.
Yeah. Yeah, those are awesome. I think Kevin Nash just like
stumbled upon this like Big Daddy brand and was like, oh shit, I'm
going I'm gonna wear this is cool. I like to think he got him
custom made. Man. I think it was his favorite number is ninety nine,
dude. I thought it was like his brand, like his clothing brand.
That would have been sweet if Kevin Nash was rocking with that's been awesome.
Well, Kevin Nash comes out, and you know, there's one thing
I like about Kevin Ash's primos is that they're very real. He says,
that's about all the ship I could listen to tonight. Goldberg. Yeah,
you know what that sounds aol? Right? Goldberg then starts spitting and doing
crazy tongue flicks and head snaps on the ring and Eric Bischoff has to hold
him back. Kevin Nash says that Goldberg was given everything on a silver platter
since being here, and Nash says that the following people made Goldberg, Sting,
Scott Hall, Hulk Cogan, Rick Flair, and Kevin Nash of course
said Eric Bischoff did not make Goldberg. Goldberg did not make Goldberg. Dude,
If I hear the fucking word Goldberg one more time in this segment,
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. Yeah, the way he the way he
does it. First, he's you forget a lot of colorful language. He's
like, yeah, we're your ship, you stupid son of a bitch.
You don't even know who made you. This fucking company was made. You
got everything out of silver platter sting made Goldberg, Scot Hall make Goldberg,
hoping to big Goldberg, Rig Flair Mcgoldberg, Kevin Nash MC Goldberg, shut
the fuck up. We don't care about Goldberg. I have heard Goldberg,
Dude, I legit her Goldberg so much in this segment it stops seeming like
a real word to me, like I'm writing it down, and I go,
how fuck do I am? I stealing this right? Still? Yeah?
And they're trying like bishops, like, oh, I made Bill Goldberg
into Goldberg. He's like, what the fuck are you talking about? Bro?
Come on, yeah, drop the bill. We're taking it serious.
This is for real. So Nash says that he isn't leaving the building tonight
without Goldberg's blood on his hands. And Nash comes down to the ring and
Nash, dude, they have cops down here, and Nash pushes one of
the cops down two hands on the head as hard as he fucking came on
the ground. I've never seen someone get shoved this hard ever, and then
the cops number game. Kevin Nash and dude, the cops. I swear
to God, one of the cops he starts punching Kevin Nash together, come
bout ahead, and he's like, legit, just puging him in ahead,
that's just crazy. Vince Russo then runs the outside and yells to cuff Kevin
Nash. Cuff Kevin Nash, and then he says, wait a minute,
I don't want you arrested. I want him released in my custody because you
know what this means tonight, I want ratings? What big? What the
fuck is this? Also, I'm not sure that you could just request the
cops to give the bad guy in your custody. Yeah, I just give
the bad guy to me. I want on Nitro. That's how this works,
and this is how tonight on Nitro. That's how they're gonna get big
ratings. It's huge ratings, biggest, biggest of all ratings. Well,
the police, obviously, Tony, they say, you know what this all
makes says does big ratings? I understand big ratings as much. Gonna allow
us to release him in your custody, and Russo says, tonight we're gonna
have Kevin Nash versus Goldberg in the main event. Now here's the thing,
Tony, if WGW. At this point, Hatton completely fucking lost all of
its fucking like reputation. Sure you know, all of its fan trust.
Kevin Nash versus Goldberg in the main event should have done huge fucking numbers,
right yeah, big. He went every scene fucking week you say you're gonna
do fucking Scott Hall or fucking Kevin Nash versus The Rock or something, and
then like it gets to it and it's like a sixty second beat down,
no DQ, no contest throwout. Why the fuck would anyone tune in to
see it at that point? You know what I mean? Yea has been
left with all these fans. Nobody believes it. Even if they announced the
main event, it's not gonna you know, there's gonna be some ship at
the end of running or some nobody believes it. And that's exactly what happens.
And we'll talk about that. That's exactly what happened. We think it
would happen, It would happen. They they always had some heel schmash ship
at the end of their show, so it was guaranteed that that was gonna
happen. And also we talked about a little bit earlier, uh, to
really put some more to that credence. They got fucking demolished in the ratings
in that main event slot. So, uh yeah, it's crazy. It's
commentary. I believe it was. Mark Madden says, it's Godzilla versus Megalon
is a big ass beatle. Why didn't you go with like Godzilla versus anybody
else? Dragon? Is that godzill Godziliver says, Mega dumb beatle. Yeah,
dude, Mark Man's got to go, man, He's gotta go the
worst, the worst. So Macho Man has a slim gym commercial. We've
seen this, you know, this is always one. I love beef splice,
slim jem. I like that they keep these in because they don't have
to on the network, you know, But I like that they keep these.
No, they respect Mancha Man. They like Macho right or not?
Yeah? Yeah, So we go backstage. Jeff Jarrett tells the Cat that
he wants his title shot tonight, and he's gonna go to him because you
know, Eric Bischoff and Vince Russo are busy. And Cat says, I'll
give you the title shot and you play a little bb king on that guitar
you got right there. You play that you got a little title shot.
Now that Tony is a good and fair general manager. I think I think
that's how things. Yeah, I think the Cat even at one point like
I could make a title match, Like I could do that. He's like,
yeah, you gotta pull. The Cat is spending his entire night trying
to find a whole cokein of course he's not here yet. It's good,
that's awesome. So backstage, Kevin Nash is being put in a squad car
and there's a fucking random child here that is not addressed or brought up before
this, which Tony, by the way, is I just want to I
just want to know how fucking craziness is. So we do the whole opening
segment. Kevin Nash is getting beaten the back of the head by cops or
punching him in the fucking mason him. I guess they said they mased him.
I don't know if they actually did, but masdem cuffed him, brought
him out to the cart, and I guess his nephew's also here. Uh,
nobody ever told us that. But yeah, there's this random fucking child
here, and Russo's out of the squad car and there he's yelling to book
this guy. Uh, and you know, just a minute ago he was
telling him not to book him, but he's telling him to book him again.
Uh. And then Scott Steiner comes in. He fucking chases Russo often
in the process gives this fucking random child a forearm to the head. I
don't know what the fuck was going on at this point. Scott Hudson says,
who's the kid? And he says, I believe that's the nephew.
The nephew. Who is this one is going on right now? I believe
that's the neph you, dude, I think Russo says the little the little
kid over here, he says, I think he's gonna get He's gonna get
the beating of his life later or something like that. I don't know what's
going on here, dude. Okay, So this is the nephew of Kevin
Nash, which we mentioned in the Observer notes. This is some random child
actor that they So they booked a child actor to be the nephew of Kevin
Nash for this angle here tonight and then didn't properly introduce him and then had
him randomly standing on a cop car in a back dade segment with Scott Steiner
who gives him a fucking forearm in the head. Dude, So things are
rocket right now. I love when my my family would send me to my
Kevin Nash wrestling at ww and just had me hang out there Nitro. Hey,
you got nothing going on tonight? You can watch our nephew or watch
your nephew tonight. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah? You know,
actually, Tony, you know when you really when you really want to break
it down and look at it. Why the fuck would any family ever come
to a wrestling show every single show? Like, say you're a family Kevin
n Aash. I was like, oh, yeah, usually I'm done on
Nitro tonight, you guys are come out at Nitra. Uh so what happens
on Nitro? Oh usually I get beaten up my cops and arrested and uh
you know, I get fucked in my main event spot and left bleeding in
the ground. Yeah, I'll come out. Yeah, no problem. That
sounds great. Even if you want to look at w w F right,
like, why would any family member ever come out at WWF. You're just
gonna get attacked and beat up and left dead. It's not like you have
like a it's not like an MMA show or something where like, you know,
let's say Connor McGregor's fighting and Connor McGregor's family comes out to watch Connor
McGregor. Yeah, you're coming out to see Kevin Ash get fucking beat up
by cops and arrested. Yeah that's crazy. Yeah, I don't understand why
Kevin Nash is a babysitter. Also, like why is he watching this kid
anyway? Because like what his family went to raur or something. They're like
watching Ron's stead. Did they ever cover while the kid was there? No,
he's just a nephew, Kevin Nash. You know, family has the
nephew's there with no other family members ever in existence. I don't know,
I don't understand. Yeah, this is incredibly based. I'm already all in
on this. So we go to if I if I ever knew, I
wasn't all in, and now I know I'm in. We got big Veto
versus Terry Funk Hardcore title on the line here. Of course, we've we've
talked about this angle with the hardcore title on Terry Funk on w CW quite
a bit, where Eric Bischoff didn't want Terry Funk to be the champion because
he was old and he said, you know this old. Yeah. Yeah.
So at the Great American Bash, the Mama Lukes helped Eric Bischoff beat
Terry Funk. Eric Bischoff became the Hardcore Champion, and then Eric Bischoff just
gave the Hardcore Championship to the Mama Luke. So both of them, both
the Mama Lukes. We don't actually know who's the champion right now, Johnny
the Bull and Big Vita, both of them, we don't. So I'm
just gonna talk about this for a second. So in this match, and
we'll talk about how things kind of play out in this match. This is
supposed to be, as commentary says, a defining moment in a man's career
in WCW, which is fucking crazy. First off, a defining moment of
band's career c W. Why the fuck did they have Eric Bischoff Bischoff beat
Terry Funk and just give the belt to the mam Lukes instead of just having
the Mamlukes beat Terry Funk. Yeah, yeah, it just made any sense.
They they like, it's the same thing. We'll talk about Rick Flair
and uh and Vince Russo, who the fuck cares if Rick Flair beats Vince
Russo. You know what I mean, Like, why not take everything you're
given to Vince Russo and give it to an actual wrestler on the shows all
that he going on the promoters or whatever and not on this, not on
the Yeah, yeah, yeah, legit, Like these aren't even bad ideas.
Just give them to somebody else, Boulder Rubber whatever, yeah whatever,
big veto, Big Video. Yeah, give them the rub instead of Eric
Bischoff doesn't need a heat, He's already got heat, you know. Yeah,
Well tie the ankle. Here is they give the belt. Eric Vinzov
gives the belt to both the Mamlukes and says, you guys, just figure
out who the champion is and then they have a crowning achievement moment match the
week after, the night after. So anyways, we'll talk the Mama Lukes.
The Mama Lukes here are are They're getting ready for this match. Johnny
the bulls in the bathroom. He ate a big cheese sandwich, as he
says, and he's taking a huge shit bull. If I had the stickers,
I would be in the same situation. Johnny the Bull in the bathroom
taking a huge ship from a cheese sandwich he ate, so Big Veto locks
the bathroom door and throws away the keys, so Johnny the Bull can't be
the hardcore champion. Veto then gets attacked by Terry Funk backstage, because the
hardcore title can just happen wherever, of course, and then we get into
the actual match, which is Big Veto versus Terry Funk. Here, Terry
Funk throws Big Veto into a loading bay door and then closes the loading bay
door on top of Big Veto to hold him in place, and he gets
the pin right, and he gets a one, two three, and that's
how it ends. Instead, what he does is grabs a steel chair,
and I swear to god, I have never seen someone getting hit as hard
as Big Vito gets on the top of his fucking hair in my entire life.
And I said hair, He ain't got no hair is bond. This
was a chair shot to the cranium, dude, right, it's all out
of pocket, bro, I don't know why he just smashed already good,
he's crushed overder the door. That was crazy, Tony. I think what
he meant to, you know what what he meant to do is probably h
him in the head as har as he could. But what he should have
done is like hit the hit the door the load he bade door so it
makes that noise in But instead he fucking oh my god, dude, I
legit think Vito is like he's holding the top of it, like he's legit
selling. He stops making noises, He stops talking. He was talking and
making noises before. He just walked. He fucking he gets up, the
security lets the door up, and he runs away as fast as possible because
he's probably could cuss at his ship. Yeah, you're right, You're right.
What I what I would have thought here, Like my first thought was
like, oh, they're gonna do the mankind spot when he got crushed and
they pined him in the door kind of with the fork lift where he put
him on cool like a Vito gets out of the bathroom and then he doesn't
matter to Funk or whatever, you know, like that kind of shit.
But then they just sucking or Johnny the bull gets out of the bathroom whatever.
But uh, Vito, he never does, does he the boy never
gets out of the bathroom. But Vito runs the fuck away because his head
just got smashed. Did so he's getting out of here. He said,
fuck this, I'm running away, dude. The entire episode, Johnny the
Bull never gets out of the bathroom. Nah, he's still taking a massive
ship to this day. That's crazy. So Yeah, Terry Funk hits Big
Video as hard as he fucking can in the top of the head with his
chair. Security then gets the door off veto and then Funk hits the security
guy with an unprotected headshot. Dude, doesn't, dude, Terry Funck does
not give a fuck. He's just throwing chairs. It's awesome. This isn't
the greatest wrestler of all time. Yeah. Funk then chases Big Vito down
a hallway as Big Video is holding the top of his skull, probably trying
to figure out which side of his brain still exists, and he throws a
trash can fucking all the way down the hallway. In it, he seeks
and hits Video and he chucks like a full like metal trash can all the
way down the hallway. That's crazy. Terry Funk then smashes him in the
head with a jug before Vito eventually gets a trash can and gives them some
receipts for that one. Funk then crawls into He crawls out to the arena
and then into a cage where apparently the Nitro girls dance. Says Tony Savanni,
that's awesome. It's like the TNA cage girls. I didn't know that
they had the girls in the case, you know. I was wondering where
the Nitro girls were. I don't know if there were any here tonight,
actually, but I was wondering where they were. But I guess they just
put them in these cages now instead of having them come out on the stage.
Yeah, they said they do it during commercial breaks to hype up the
crowd or something. All right, that's kind of cool. Well, Big
Veto then punches them as Funk is holding onto this fucking cage. He walks
into this cage and he ends up kind of shimmying through one of the sides
of the of the shark cage, just like a shark cage pretty much.
Yeah, and then Big Veta punches them off. He's holding onto this shortkage
with one hand and he falls off, and he falls off the platform and
goes to this fucking table. Each shit on the fucking ground that was the
nitro set, as they say in commentary, what set? What there's like,
Yeah, you're right, there's like a nitro like logo on it.
Over Yeah, like all right, that's a nitro set, all right,
whatever, and then don't commentary they mentioned that Big Veto was in every gang
war you can ever imagine all of them? That all of them, dude,
I didn't even realized he had the orange shirt, orange tank top.
This said like County jail arms, dude, Big videos in every gang war
you could ever in the Bone Street Crew gang war on Dude, he was
in the fucking Third Street Saints gang war. Dude. That's it's crazy.
So Vito and Funk somehow make it to the fucking ring. Veto has a
table set up on the outside. Now Terry Funk is in the ring,
probably can cuss all the ship he's attacking the ref in the ring because he
has totally lost. And then Veto hits the Vampire Warriors finish the fucking and
sucking DDT. The hits them with the dude, No, it's the fucking
dude, it's the lift up, fucking and sucking that's the real ship.
And he hits them with a chair in the back. Terry Funk then sells
over to the ropes. I've never this is the greatest thing crazy like this.
This was legit a fucking awesome match. By the way, that JUSTNNA
make sure everyone understand this is fucking legit awesome, which leads back to the
credits of why the fuck was didn't they just do this in stuff, having
Eric Bischoff beat him and then handle you know what I mean, Like,
yeah, if Eric Bischoff really didn't want to be championed, just send your
goons after him or whatever. Just send h Yeah, this guy's been in
every gang war you could ever imagine. You know, he's probably ready for
this. What So he hits him in the chair. He hits him in
the back of the chair. Funk then sells over the ropes. He fucking
goes over the top rope and he's hanging there. Big Veto then grabs him
and pal drives him off the hanging off the top rope, off the apron,
through the table on the outside of the ring to the fucking floor A
long way, long way, long way, and Big Veto gets his win.
And they mentioned on commentary this is a defining moment in a man's career
in w C w B I had just written down right, So I was
like, they did it. They're they're gonna do the passing of the hardcore
torch. You know, we talked about it with U Crowbar. Remember Crowbar
when he had like a passing of the torch moment where heartfelt promo or whatever,
and he's gonna I do remember that. Yeah, but uh, here,
all right, they're doing the pass of the torch moment. Funk is
like raising his hand or whatever. Is now what's going on here? And
I'm like, oh, let's fuck it go, they're getting do it.
Nope, that doesn't happen here. That immediately Veto hits Funk with the belt.
He attacks him from behind. I can't. But first off, this
guy's been a gang wars all his fucking life. All right, of course
this is the type of life he lives. I understand why he did it,
but I'll be a son of a bitch. Look, Big Veto could
have done all this with Terry Funk attacked him and then fucking just Eric Mitchoff
could have just they really wanted to do a payoff. He just had Eric
Bischoff pin fucking Terry Funk in the ring. Whatever the titles off, Terry
Funk, Eric Bischoff still gets a fluke pin over. Terry Funk could just
all drove in an attack with a chair or attacked with a belt and you
could have got the same story instead. The night before, Eric fished Off
beats Terry Fuck gets the belt away. Two guys. One guy's liking the
bathroom because he's taking a ship from a cheese sandwich, Big Veto Pole drives
Terry fuck it. Wow, this is w W nutshow Man, Like,
you got the craziest fucking, no nonsense shit of all time. Yeah,
you got two guys working their fucking ass off. Uh, and then you
get something cool like this, and then you're then you're left with damn,
but why didn't they do it? And you're like, oh, I can't
even start thinking like that the fucking eddig where they're like, oh, we're
friends, just kidding, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, We're
not friends. They do they do that exact thing here in the next match,
they do it like four more times. Yeah, it's great, it's
awesome, But Big Vito versus Terry Funk, I gotta give it a thumbs
up. They worked hard as fuck and Big Vito took a chair shot the
hardest I've ever seen anybody next to Undertaker Style in the w W. That
was crazy. That was awesome though good match, Yeah, it was awesome.
The commentary says, Hoh Cogin is not here yet, and then it
shows the cat looking for Hogan backstage. Dude, why is the cat looking
for Hogan if commentary already knows Hogan's not here yet? You're right? So
anyways, backstaye segment, Vampiro walks up to a hooded man that's sitting on
a flaming throne. Vampire says that sting is done, so we're done.
I'm not doing this shit anymore, and the hooded man says no. Vampeiter
says, the fuck you mean? So this is? Is this one and
done? They do? They show this guy they ever do it again?
They said. The man says there are more souls to be punished and purified.
So and the man sounds exactly like Christopher Daniels, so it probably was
Christopher Daniels. But I tried to look up you know, Vampiro higher power
or whatever, and that's the only video I could find was that one,
this one right here, And I don't know if there's anything Daniels ever talk
about it. I mean, obviously we know that Daniel supposed to be was
supposed to be the higher power in WWF, I believe was always the theory.
And then Verso's like, oh, that's cool, bro, we could
do the same thing here, but with Vampiro, he's the higher power dude.
But then I guess they decided, no, we don't want to do
that. Maybe they didn't, maybe they just, like I doubt it was
even like a conscious decision, Tony. I bet you what it was was
like they just forgot about it. They just like they booked it one week
and they're like, yeah, okay, well whatever, they got so many
they're moving on the next one. This was a fucking the biggest Road to
WrestleMania storyline I've ever seen, right, And it's definitely like something that I
play on a video game. Kevin Nash tells Scott Steiner backstage to look after
his nephew Hunter. He's sent in the cop car by the way, and
he said to keep the freaks away from him. He's eight years old and
Scott's I said, yeah, yeah, no problem. Dude away from Scott
Seiner does not keep away from a little nephew hunter. I'll tell you that
all right. Next up, we got here the franchise and buff Bagwell versus
chronic. Well, we don't know it's buff Bagwell yet, but the franchise
is here to tell us all about my fucking music. For some reason,
doesn't he lets the music? Just turn off music. So Shane Douglas,
uh had apparently sent the wall off a ladder through like six tables with a
punch. Did you bass? That was a great Baca bash. We should
find that match sometimes watch it. That sounds crazy. Yeah. They just
climbed a ladder on both sides and they punched them in the head and he
fell through six tables on the other side. So that's pretty thing, was
tables. So he's going to these tables, I don't know, fucking and
whatever. Yeah, that's his thing. Fuck you for whatever. So Shane
Douglas says that he took out the wall and uh his partner who was exiled
from w CW for reasons. That suck, and he's here tonight, Frank,
they suck. Tody. I looked up why Buff Bagwell was suspended.
Buff Bagwell was suspended for thirty days after calling a stagehand in WCW a racial
slur and then punching him in the neck at a thunder taping. And uh,
guess who it is. It's Buff Bagwell, Buff here to night.
Yes, I love it. So Buff says that when he left he had
some unfinished business with Klonic. You get it, says was when he cuts
out Kalonic. You get it, man, Kalon Klonic. They're painting my
ass, Kolonic, get it painted my ass? Kalonic Klonic Chronic. So
Chronic is here and uh they are in full matrix fit with the Jackets.
Dude, jackets glasses, fucking weed. It's over over, there's a weed.
So Brian Adams, okay, they get in the ring. They start
this match up. Brian Adams hits the fucking two rep mother f and bomb
on the franchise. Dude. The Chronic I don't even know. You know,
we've read it. We read in the Observer about Chronic and how they
just they politic crazy and like who was going to tell them no? Because
they're seven ft tall and they I know who's gonna tell them no? Is
Caanean the Undertaker, But we'll get there. Yeah that's true. Yeah,
we'll think change. You know, when you go to W it's not saving
no more. But Bagwell then gets the hot tag and hits the Blockbuster on
Brian Clark. Franchise tags himself back in and fox it up and they hit
high times on him and they beat him. So there, yeah, there's
your tag match. This is just a way to get Buff Bagwe on TV,
get chronic a W and break up this team. So that was pretty
much the idea here. Yeah, yeah, of course. Also here they
when they come out, Mark Men says it's time to burn one. It
might be time to burn one. I don't know if you knew that four
nineteen a bonny colon got him minute, so that should have been on this
shirt to So Buff argues with franchise after the bell because of course franchise tagged
himself back in and fucked it up. Uh And the franchise is standing here.
I swear to God, Tony he stood here with a loaded hand the
entire time commentary. Buff doesn't notice it though he doesn't know, and yeah,
Franchise shakes his hand and then attacks him from behind. With a loaded
hand. I hit the same thing that just happened to the match before.
That's awesome. Just happened. God damn two for two for people getting get
tagged from under. The match has got lee. Franchise says, because of
buff Bagwell being gone for thirty days, he was screwed for thirty days.
You just got your ass franchised buff All right, whatever, that's right,
Come on, man, franchise get ready to a big thing. Was put
on the angle again? No, I think uh, franchise fuses Billy Kidman
after this, if I recall correctly, Well that makes sense. Billy's about
to turn face here tonight. Oh okay, so we go backstage. Cat
asked Doug Dillinger if you've seen Hogan around here? And uh, he says,
no, I have not. And Kat says, how is a man
supposed to run a show when the talent doesn't show up at two o'clock like
they're supposed to do? I feel the spectm prease, dude. It's a
funny, fucking no, it's funny, like Kat's like, what the fuck
do you do here, Doug Dillogy? I don't know. I'm just sitting
here on this computer. I ain't doing shit right now, all right.
He used to be the head of security, but they forgot. Yeah,
well they got to take care of R and B securities on lock tonight.
Well, backstage, Billy Kidman is talking to me and Gene and me,
and Jane tells Kidman that Jared is facing Hogan for the title tonight, and
kim says, oh ship tonight, They're gonna need a referee for that one.
Oh and he walks away. Alright, alright, yeah, that's that's
me. And Jean's role is to ask Billy Kimmon one time about his his
referee position tonight, and he was even to the ref. He just made
himself referee. He just said, yeah, I'm the ref, all right,
which obviously can happen it works. Yeah, I guess we have a
pre tape here. Paisley and the Artist are here to tell everyone that he
officially named the artist now stop calling him Prince i K. And that's not
who he is. This is like a full on t K press conference ship
going on here was crying a river so Pops, which, by the way,
if anyone doesn't know Pops, so the m I a captain erection or
whatever General direction and fucking Lieutenant Logo Boner the general dude, and he fucking
cock jokes an old guy. There's an old guy named Pops, and Pops
is general directions Dad and granddad whatever one they need to be that one.
I think in the war, I don't know. He seemed like it.
He got crazy. He was in some ward Tony. I don't know if
it was the right one though. Pops from the m I A was under
the table on Paisley's side, and he pops up and he says, I
was just trying to eat some pie. Paisley then smacks Pops and they leave.
He's just trying to get some pie. Just he's trying to eat pussy.
You get it? Do you understand that? Do you understand that his
grandson's name is general right o? Pops was in the ward Tony, the
real war, the I don't even know, the storage war. I don't
know. Sorry, he's from and uh Pops is here and we got Lieutenant
Loco versus the artist. Uh cruiseweight titles on the line. Before we get
to that, m I A has to cut a promo because nothing on the
show can be booked beforehand. Nothing can be booked for the week of the
show. Everything on the show has to be someone comes out and cuts a
promo and just says, anyone that wants to face me, come on out,
dude, and for better or worse. Like the vincers of booking style
is that everything has to make sense, like every story has like he has
to like spoonfeed you all these stories. So like rerection has to tell you
who Pops is and like what the story is and talk about the artists he's
got, like spoonfeed you these stories. Like that was Russo's booking style.
And it's like sometimes you can just have matches. I mean you could just
would do it a lot too though, Tony right, like where like no
matches could like the only matches that would be on the show booked or it's
like we had most of the time they didn't even have the main event until
the opening promo. Yeah. Yeah, like the opening promo book the main
event. There'd be like one match. They'd be like, ah, we
have an intercontinent title match. Yeah of course yeah, And the rest of
them was like a guy comes out and cuts a promo and he says,
oh, just open challenge or guys backstage and he bumps into another guy backstage
and it's like, oh, we have a match. Hevery night. Yeah,
and like that's exactly what was going on in this show, except for
there was no deviation, like at least on Raw they would do like different
versions of it. It was it was legit eye comes out cuts a promo
open challenge. All right, I guess we gotta I guess we gotta imagine
tonight. At least this one had a little bit of structure to it because,
of course Pops was trying to eat Paisley's pussy at the UH as you
do. Of course, Pops with the hat was trying to eat Paisley's pussy
at the Wow. That's crazy man, Yeah, of course yeah at the
pressor you have to scrum the Pops. I'm not gonna let you get away
with just fucking ship. You're not gonnat pussy right now, I'm sick and
I'm old. I'm fucking tired, pussy. I work with children. That's
Pops shot pussy at the Depressor. I'm old. So of course you have
to match your tonight, which is uh, you know, Lieutenant Loco and
the Artist. Of course, yes, because they put the because he says,
you artists, I don't know where we're going. Where we're at,
Tony, I got you, I got all over the place with Pops.
Yeah. No, it's like it's understandable. M I A comes out to
cut a promo. Toddy. Of course, Pops is Hugh Morris, his
granddad. It's his good old granddad. It's just like Hunters, the nephew
of Kevin. These people toundy all right, So Fops is you Morris's granddad
and you know, hey, guys, look he's got metal plate. Is
that all right? If you want to eat pussy is just because he's got
plate. Uh. And that's that goes for all dudes, if anything's trying
to eat pussy because he's got no plate? Is that he said? Pop
says he craps himself when the microwave goes off and he walks out the back
door. He thesis in Campbodia. So this is posd and they think it's
buddy w w okay, all right, Pops is looking at major guns boobs
the entire time. Of course, Paisley and the artists come out because Paisley
is not happy that her pussy was almost got to eat press. You will
not imagine kill my boyfriend about it? Dude, What the fuck can you
imagine writing this down? Like nuts? This is nuts. So the artist
makes his entrance and Paisley says that artists will wrestle, but on their terms.
So it's the artist versus Lieutenant Loco for the cruiserweight title. Lieutenant Loco
is Chavo Guerrera by the way, Yeah he is, Okay, who is
also the artist? You know, they could give him a gimmick here.
They gave him the presser and they gave him a pretty go entrance, so
they were doing something. They were trying to push this guy, the artist,
Tony. Everyone on this fucking show had I mean, if there's one
thing that you I mean, and this goes for good and bad, if
there's one thing you want to say, every single person on this show had
a goddamn character, every one of them. One single person on the show
was just a wrestler. I don't think. I think it, like,
at the very least, they had like some characteristics to them that made them
something. You know, sure, you're right, Yeah that makes sense.
Chavo starts as match off hits an insane fucking clothesline and a top rope drop
kick for a two. Chavo puts the artist in the shattered Dreams position in
the corner, and Major Guns then walks into the ring. It's the title
match. So Major Guns is now in the ring with the artists in the
shattered Dreams position, and of course this move that they're about to try to
hit is called locked, cocked and loaded. This is the name for the
move. They say that Mark Madden's yelling, and then Tony Somebody's like,
really, okay, I guess what are you talking about? Yeah? Yeah,
So Major Guns then takes off her shirt to reveal her Major Guns.
Do you get that, Tony? Yes? And then Paisley comes in to
stop her. But then Major Guns low blows Paisley right in her pussy and
that hurts her like for the next like six minutes. Yes, she's out.
So the Artist tries to steal the match with a roll up on Chavo
as all this is happening, but he kicks out. Paisley's still selling.
Chavo hits a Tornado d DT out of the corner. Chavo wins the match.
Paisley is still in the ring selling Pops then tries to mount Paisley after
the match and he fucking gets on top of her. You're hurt of your
pops, get off over. This is fucking the craziest m I A and
the artist fucking robbery is the craziest robbery. Did he got the favorite com
I think he's gonna give about the bell just bring her back to life?
You like that? Said the baby Paisley, there's your They were also a
commentary. It was kind of weird. They were like putting over like this
is the breakout Chavo character, like travel has finally made it or something.
I'm like, was he good before? Wasn't already tell you? I don't
you remember he gets the horse? Yeah that was earlier though, right,
yeah, that was earlier. But I think he brings the horse back.
Okay, all right, yeah, I think he incorporates the horse with Lieutenant
Loco. All right, yeah, crazy sure. So Rick Flair and his
family, which dude, just the most blonde people of all time, stepped
out of his fucking limousine. Like everyone looks like a a carbon copy of
each other. It just gets shorter as people come out, and the cat
is still waiting for Hogan at the dock. So Vince Russar brings some ladies
to Goldberg, and Goldberg says, what the hell and russ says, yeah,
ladies, get the fuck out of here. I don't know who calls
you idio in the first place. He's get the fuck out of here here?
What are you doing here? I liked it a lot. I thought
this was very good. Yeah, that was good. So we go backstage.
Hogan has finally arrived, and they know that he's arrived because his patent
died. Dodge Charger pulls up. Yeah, that's Dodge Charger. Yeah,
I've never seen it in my life. Don't remember it once the first time.
That's fat and theatre dies charger. So the cat says that he talks
to Hogan, and he tells Hogan, you don't have to even wait till
Bash of the Beach for your title shot. You can get your tild shot
in the next ten minutes. Hogan says, you're right to the core,
brother. You know you're not that damn bad. People say you're right to
the court, brother, but I promise you you're not. I'll take you
up on that, catman, do brother, what they say? You're right
to the core, brother, But you're not You're not, dude, You're
not Catman. Dude. Brother. Oh yeah, of course, thank you,
man, Thank you so much, Hogan. And he says, you
know what that'll mean too, dude, is that it means I'll be champion
a month from now, dude. And yeah, that's what that means.
So Cat then taps some of the shout and he says, oh yeah,
Hogan, one more thing too, And Hogan turns around and the biggest fucking
smack on the top of the fucking head Jeff Jared with the guitar. Hey,
Hollywood, this is the dude. This is the guy. This is
the man. That guitar shot might have been the craziest guitar shot I think
I've ever seen. I mean, you will be right, I mean,
like it, legit. It sounds like Hogan. It sounds like the guitar
broke, but before it like shattered to pieces, the back of the guitar
got like the top of Hogan's head. So there's like this like fucking huge
bang that happens. It's like on the tapa's fucking head, smacks him to
the ground, makes the best noise ever and Jared walks over him and says,
hey, Hollywood, he said, you'll get your one and only shot
at my title in the ring in a few minutes. And then it makes
us even better, Tony. It pans over to the right and Horace Hogan
is unconscious on a table. You can't do this to Horse. They laid
out fucking cold on this table. I don't know why they decided that they
also had to knock out hoors Hogan for this spot, but I respect that
they went through with it. So now I guess hors Hogan can't help Hogan
in this Yeah, yeah, that makes sense, I guess or whatever.
Yeah, they couldn't just also beat up Horse Hogan. They had to make
sure he was unconscious. But I don't think I'll ever forget Hulk Hogan's saying.
You know, they say you're right to the core, brother, but
you're not that bad. I'll take you up on that. Catman Do Brother,
Dude, Catman do Brother is crazy. That's awesome, very good segment
here, one of the greatest guitar shots of all time ten out of ten.
Couldn't ask for anything better here, So between Vince Russo bringing Ladies to
Goldberg, and Goldberg being pissed, and then Hulk Hogan getting a guitar smacked
over his head and Hulk Can calling the cat cat Man, do brother.
This is all all's right in the world. So next up we have a
Vince Russo and David Flair town hall. Yes, another Vince Russo town hall
here tonight. It shows a video package of Russo getting chopped by Rick Flair.
And that's the whole story you hear between Rick Flair and Russo is they're
having matches with each other and Flair keeps chopping Russo and Russo doesn't like being
chopped. Oh okay. So, Russo is in the R and B security
shirt and there's a sign in the crowd that says New York's top five number
one, the New Goldberg number two, New York Yankees number three, Vince
Russo, number four, John Rocker, number five, Rick Flair. So
apparently Rick Flair is number five in New York, which is a pretty incredible
number. Okay, all right. Russo has David Flair beside him and he
grabs him on the shoulder and he says, father, his son, David,
you made me very proud tonight, and Russo says that he is tired
of being everyone's punching bag because everyone keeps attacking him or chopping him or beating
them up, or whatever the case may be. Tony Ghivanni says, you
know, you could rip that by getting out of the ring, and Scott
Hudson says, out of the business very good. Russo says that he is
this is crazy. Russo says he is not a lamb chop, so Rick
Flair will never chop him again. He's not a lamb chop, so he'll
never chop him again. Well, anyways, Russo says that he's ending this
here tonight, and Rick Flair comes out now, turning in the crowd.
I just want to make sure everyode understands this. Rick Flair has been the
penultimate guy in w CW for a very very long time. Yeah yeah,
of course he's had the same exact catchphrase for a very very long time.
There's a multi sign set up in the crowd with multiple people holding multiple signs
that says, who man, god bucket, damn it man. Anyways,
they always probably his college kids, man, you know, they're probably drunk.
Yeah. Flair says that he's got all the cards because the record is
now two to one Flair over Russo, and Russo responds with Flair, I
hate Sho, I hate you Flair. Yeah. So. Flair then says,
I know what your problem is, Rousseau. Your wife last night said
you're not Space Mountain. Whooa, all right, you like that? Yeah.
So. Flair then tells David, come on, let's go home,
come on, and David doesn't leave. The ring is over. David,
come on, let's go home. That would have been awesome, like the
Father something. Just come on, just come back home, all right.
But David doesn't leave. He understands that he's probably getting paid one hundred and
fifty thousand dollars a year right now, and he still hasn't learned how to
bump roll or throw a punch. So things are going well for David Flair.
Yeah. Claire says, all right, all right, well here's what
we're gonna do. If I beat you tonight, you retire and I become
the boss of WCDU. That's how this works. Now. You could just
say that, and that's how it's gonna work, Tony. Not only that,
he says, oh yeah, Also, I'm gonna shave your head bald,
just like we did to Eric Bischoff because Richmond Virginia needs to laugh.
And then Frick Flair also says, if I die tonight, I'll retire.
What ain't that motherfucker right? If I die, I'm retired, Tell my
boss that. Tell my boss that that's real ship too. So Flaire says
he's gonna shave his head and he's gonna shave his ass. Whoo, dude,
before that like that when he says, uh, he says, I'm
gonna shave your head, and then uh, he says, Rick he said.
He says, wait a minute, you talk about a little trim,
and Rick Flag goes, what talk about a little trim? What? Say
it again? Do you remember that? Par say again, Rick Flair did
not hear what that was. Are you talking about a little trim? You're
gonna take a little trim off my hair? Say it again, a little
trim? But are you gonna trim my hair? Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, I'm gonna beat you and I'm gonna shave you shave your ass,
all right. So Russa says that that sounds great. He's good for under
one condition. It's father and son. We do everything together. Me and
David Flair, we do a handicap style, Yeah, of course, but
he puts his hand over his shoulder. Dude, this is him being like
I'm telling you, if they would have just taken this and put it on
someone that actually could have had like equity and like you could push and have
a good match. Yeah, this could have been a lot better, dude,
Like someone saying that David Flair is his son instead is great work.
Yeah, that's good. And then, uh, you know what Flair's response
was, I'm going to get read and kick your ass again again somebody else.
We're gonna read anybody else, but read, go on read, no
read Flairs. He's a fucking wrestling standout. Don't let anyone know that Reflair
is like ten years old. But it's all right because Reid is a wrestling
standout and he's ready to go. Man, he's ready to fight. So
the way that they say it is, we're going to do it tag style
Russo and David versus Flair and Reid is the the I say handgains style.
I don't know. I'm confused. Here's the thing. Tony Russo said handicap
style. Flaire said tag style I think what I said, Trim and then
Flats, I'm gonna shave your ass. So they're both on completely different But
he's gonna die and retire to also, so that's good. Well, one
of my favorite things to do is die in. Didn't retire in? That'll
order Jeff, Jeff Jared's walking to his ring and walking into the ring for
his match with Hogan. Here tonight, Goldberg is waiting in the locker room,
Nash is waiting in the cop car. These are your these are your
big matches for this evening. The first one, of course, is the
world title match. Of course that's the one that you would put on earlier.
Yeah, we have Jeff Jarrett versus Hull Cogan world title on the line.
Once again, we go back to the same thing, Tony, These
aren't you like? Jeff Jarrett versus Hull Cogan world title on the line?
Should poper rate big? They do it here at the uh what is this
the top of the second hour? Maybe I don't know, just to get
people to tune in or something. Yeah, but here's the thing, Tony,
No one fucking cares because they know nothing's gonna happen. They know this
is gonna be a big bullshit moment. Something stupid's gonna happen, And like,
why the funk would I tune in if you're just gonna do a bullshit
finish. They've already blown all their bullshit finishes. Yeah, they the bullshit
with the guitar shot. Like if you even thought this match was gonna be
like something when Jared hitting with the guitar, that was all out the window
too. So we have Jeff Jarrett versus whole Cogan World tile on the line.
Billy Kidman is here and he is the referee. Why is the referee?
Because he said he did he said, I am they need a ref.
I'm gonna be that ref. Okay, that's crazy. I'm the ref.
Which Kenman just lost to Hogan out the bay view because that was it.
Yeah, that was the that was the run there for. Billy Kingman
said that his bald spot is as big as his balls or something like that.
I don't know. He said, Hallcoke is bald spot is as big
as my ball or something. He's got balls, is my balls his bald
spot? Yeah? Good stuff. So Jeff Jarret cuts a promo and says
he's going to need a new opponent for the Bash because he's winning here tonight.
This is Bash of the Beach. Of course, you come off the
Great American Bash and we go to the Bash of the Beach. Well,
the Spoilerler, he does get a new opponent at the Bash of the Beach
and it's Booker. T Uh yeah, man, the Bash of the Beach
historically it goes very well. Nothing bad happens here and w W days in
business. Okay, that's not what I was at all. Actually. Hogan
then punches Jarrett as he comes down here and they get in the ring and
they start this title match. Hogan punches Jarrett and they go to the outside
and Hogan chokes Jarrett with the weight bell on the outside. He's got a
little blow on his head from where Jarrett smacked him the head with a guitar
earlier. And Jarrett tries to use a chair on Hogan. Billy Kidman grabs
a chair, he throws it to Hogan, and Hogan beats Jarrett with the
chair. So that's uh, that's Billy Kidman's face turn right there. Okay,
just unwarranted. He just does it. That's it. Okay, all
right, we're good because he's just had a match last night one night before.
Yeah, dude, that's that's kind of, that's kind of. That's
called a character change. He had that match with Hogan and said, holy
shit, dude, I could ride this guy's coattail. Trying to fight this
guy. He looks like dog ship. But yeah, I'll just be his
friend. Oh yeah. He throws out a chair till he's oh, that's
real, all right, it's you can't beat him and join him. Yeah,
he decided to follow in the The Disciples footsteps, and uh, it's
working out. Why the fuck trying to fight him when I could just be
with him, beside him. You know, that's Billy the laying on a
table knocked out, unconscious or something. Who knows. So Goldberg and Russo
come out at the ramp. We look back in the ring, Hogan hits
the big boot. Goldberg comes to the ring. Hogan then hits the leg
drop. He's about to beat Jeff Jarrett for the world title. Goldberg sprints
fucking tramps getting into the ring and can't break it up correctly. He almost
blows the spot. So for some fucking reason, why why did Goldberg try
to go from the floor in between the second and first rope. Instead of
rolling under the the bottom rope, he goes like underneath the bottom in the
middle rope instead of going under the bottom rope. I don't understand what Golberg
was thinking. I uh, Tony, I don't think many thoughts to go
through Goldberg. He's head on a regular basis. He almost fucks it up,
but he gets at the last thing. He like gets a finger on
him or something like that. Yeah, something happens, they break it up.
It's not the finish, probably probably more so Jarrett's fucking third eye opens
and he goes, fucking Goldberg's not coming. He just fuckings out, Yeah,
you're right, so Goldberg. Goldberg then sets up for the You're on
Hogan and he realizes he's in the wrong corner, so he goes to the
other corner and Kidman then stands in the way, and it's fucking tony.
I feel like this lasted for like twenty minutes. I always thinking of the
same thing. This is so long, and I think like they like even
on a commentary, they're like, uh, I think I think Kidman's trying
to block the spear. I think that's what's happening here. I think he's
trying to block the spear. Dude, we know he is, like we
can see it happening, and it's like it's still like we're just sitting here
forever. So Goldberg's setting up for this spear. He's crouched in the corner.
It looks like the game fucking froze or something like, he's just what
the hell? Kidman then stands in the way, and of course Goldberg spears
Kidman after waiting a century, uh, and then Goldberg tosses Kidman over the
ropes, and then Goldberg fucking spears hole Cogan and then Jarrett and Russa set
up a table and Goldberg jackhammer's Hogan through a table. Dude, might be
the coolest thing Goldberg's ever done, besides the jack camer to the Giant.
This Jackamer through a table. I don't think I've ever seen that before.
That was awesome. Yeah, Hogan gets fucking I mean, Hogan's going through
a table was on a regular basis nowadays, Dude, he is a worker.
Now, Bro, he's got worker. He's got to Russo's telling him,
you got a work, brother, So then gi Bro not Booker t
gi Bro comes down here and makes the save. Oh okay, yeah,
so it's Booker T and his gi Bro get up. Booker T, by
the way, has spent ninety eight and ninety nine being the most reliable guy
they have on the entire show, and for some reason they cannot come up
with one fucking angle that makes him look good at any point. No,
I don't know, it's pretty easy. Booker T is awesome. You see
what they do with him at W right when he goes there, so much
stuff, it's awesome. EMTs bring a gurnie out here, and I guess,
for whatever's sake, Russo actually just make sure everybody understands. Russo actually
really really like Booker T. Like he really liked Booker T a lot.
Yeah he did. And uh, I think, like a lot of the
guys in the back because like the story is that, you know, they
asked a whole room of people, who do you want to be World Champion?
They all said Booker T. So I think like majority of everybody loved
Booker T in the backstage. Yeah, I think Booker just he showed up
to work on time, he dressed nice, he took himself serious, he
did his job. He never complained. Uh yeah, and like he was
just he was just a fucking he just wanted to be there for w CW.
Uh Sadly w CW wasn't there for him a lot of the times.
But I mean, especially early Nitro stuff, like Booker was a real shining
light on that show and he got to show out a lot, and I
mean he had the coolest fucking shit in the way. I mean, this
is the coolest guy ever. I'm like a huge Booker T guy. I
think we all are, and like he's just we think the world of Booker
Ts. So dude, even that you talking about that TV title stuff,
the TV TV. Yeah, yeah, that shit was a awesome Like I
like, I love he's so big, so like a top rope drop kick
from him looks fucking insane, Like oh yeah, he's all out. Yeah
it looks awesome. He had a fucking Harlem hangover and fucking dude, I
mean the bookend was awesome. He just said so much cool stuff. And
yeah, So anyways, g I brow here, so they spraypainted NB on
Hogan. Also, I don't know if you saw that. Oh no,
I missed. I missed the NVY spraypainted NB you know, new Blood whatever.
So the e mts bring a gurney out and we get a one eight
hundred collect replay of what just happened there. So the next up we get
the d d P town hall that come on, Come on, right,
DDP, let's get it, dude, I'm sorry that Johnny's not here to
se the third strike of dd period. No, all right, look,
I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to fight you on this one. I
know I'm gonna have to. I I I at the end of this I
wrote, no, let's go, let's go, let's go. We'll get
that. We'll get the DP. So d DP is here in a whatever
T shirt. Yeah, he's out here with the whatever T shirt. Uh
and a lemon And d DP gets to the ring with his hold on,
says so mud. One of the boys asked me why I got this limit.
I got this lemon because after this promo, I'm gonna drink a beer
and I like lemon in my beer, DDP, says. DP says.
People have been saying I can't do shit. I started wrestling at thirty five,
I mean invented wrestling. I was the world champion, So fuck you,
man, and he mentions that when he started out he was with Eric
bitch Off, so Bischoff, Kenyon and Kimberly Page come out to the ramp
and DDP says, now see that girl right there, Kimberly, she didn't
believe in DDP. She believed in the man, not the wrestler. And
I was like, okay, d DDP says, you remember when I picked
you up at the airport in at U haul because the car was fucked up?
Oh shit, he got a U All truck. The goddamn everfe.
He says, you are a real woman back then, Kimberly, not like
now. And Kenyon, I taught you all the shit I learned from all
my fucking teachers, Like fucking who do you say, Paul Rominson? He
said, Jody Hamilton, Jody Hamilton, Dusty Rhodes, Jake the Snake,
Jake the Snake. Yeah, all the people and yeah, So DDP lamb
Bass Canyon and Kimberly and Page says he usually when he gets hit, he
gets back up again, but after last night, I don't feel like getting
up anymore, which is a super relatable thing. Tuddy, Look, he's
cooking. No, he says he lost everything because of wrestling and working for
people like bitch Off. This isn't worth it anymore. So DDP leaves the
lemon and the mic in the ring, not the lemon. He leaves through
the crowd. Eric Bischoff tries to say something. The mic is cut.
The People's Champ is leaving as he came in with the people. I liked
this promo. I thought this was a good this. This took it back
to what got DDP over in the first place. He's the people's champ.
He's with the people. He's all about the bee pleas. Maybe you can
do it. I can do it. I feel you could do it.
You know, can you give them this problem with too much hucks bill or
whatever they call it. That's exactly I gave it. Thirty six hucks bus
is what I get this segment. I was very into this, which is
a lot. No, he's like the most impressive guy man life. Sugs
the wife left me. This shit sug like I don't care because well,
you have to understand Tony, that canyon was hurt or not, which we'll
talk about here in a minute. He was not or was we'll talk about
the kid the whole time. It was a ruse only sometimes Tony actually,
which we'll talk about here in a minute. It fits the angle I tell
you that. Yeah, DDP has been rescinded. One strike, good job,
DVP. No, he's great, John strike back, dude. I
want to ask Johnny. I'm gonna john I think Johnny did watch this episode,
so I'm gonna have to ask Johnny what his thoughts are too, because
it has to be a two out of three thing here, Tony one,
Okay, I the whole idea of like I couldn't do it, and I'm
sticking it. I'm done, but starting a problem with a lemon in your
hand saying I need a beer. I put lemon in my beer. Come
on, Tony here, my thoughts are read the shirt. Whatever, what
dude, limited hand. You know why he's got that limit. You know
he's got that limon in his right hand because I'm gonna drink a beer.
You know what I could relate. I also like lemon in my view.
Yeah, fuck dude, a medela with the fucking line like that's that?
Really? I don't know why I had a lemon. I have a limit
about beer, but I do like lines Medela because he's forty five and he
can't wrestle, can't read, he can't write. I don't know. I
was gonna read the shirt, Tony whatever. Whatever. So it cuts from
that serious moment to Scott Hudson and no fucking shirt and a tie, and
uh, there's also a guy behind Scott Hudson with no shirt on now showing
his shirt offs nipple piercing's crazy. And then it shows w CW magazine stills
of Sting versus Vampiro. Yeah, just go buy the replay. We're not
gonna talk about the match. Yeah, Sting was in a burning it.
That's update. He's in a burning it. That's it. There's the update.
You guys wanted the update. There's the update. So now we have
Vampiro versus the Demon. Well, it wasn't booked that way. Vampiro has
to cut an open challenge promo first, of course. Come on. So
Vampire is here and he says, last night he ruins Sting's life and he
has no remorse about it, not one else. Vampiro says that Sting is
going to spend the rest of his fucking life waking up from nightmares and seeing
Vampiro in his dreams screaming like a little bitch, and Vampiro says, this
is an open challenge to anyone with balls, and he says, he says,
I'm gonna spend my life in hell. Who's coming with me? Well,
guess who it is? Tony is the Demon. Out of the corner
of the screen, a coffin rolls up out of nowhere. No one's pushing
the coffin. The coffin just rolls up onto the screen, and the Demon
steps out of the demon's coffin, if you can believe it, And the
Demon is here, and he spits fire from a torch, and commentary says,
he's breathing fire just like Gene Simmons of Kiss. Did you know that
this was supposed to be Gene Simmons of Kiss? Anybody? Well, if
you didn't, guess now you know. So we start of the match here,
Vampiro in the Demon. They do a bunch of fucking punching and they
go up to the ramp and Vanpurro then throws the Demon into the truss and
he climbs up the truss and somehow activates his own flames from the Pyro,
which is crazy. Uh yeah. Vampire then jumps off the truss, lands
on the demon and not only is he somehow bleed now he looks like he
fucking blew out his legs. Be sure if he got hurt here, I
don't know what he does. He jumps off the tron and then immediately commentary
said his knee was folded in half, which I don't understand. They sit
on that ramp. That shit hurt blood all over. He's like armpit,
like under his armpit. I don't know what even happened there. And then
Mickey J just throws the match out. Yeah that's it. I don't know
what the bell rings from a was that count out? I guess double count
out. It's just thrown out. The matches just over. I don't know.
I'm not sure. Like the whole deal was Vampio needs more souls and
then he doesn't get the souls. I don't know what that actually, Tony
is it because the higher power says to get souls, but he says,
I don't really care. I don't want to work with you, okay,
all right, yeahs and I need some souls. What are you doing?
Like? Are you with this guy or not, I guess in half and
he's done and the matches over all right, so we go backstage. Scott
Steiner gets one of the freaks, Shakira, to look after Kevin Nash's nephew
Hunter. Uh, while him and Medeshall walk to the ring. I thought
maybe for a match or something. Uh, and we kind of get one,
so that's kind of nice. Russo is freaking out about losing his hair
possibly and I guess it just hit him that he could lose his head hair
and his ass hair just ship my ass. Yeah, well, I don't
know. Maybe trim huh, trim huh all shave my ass. I don't
know. So now we have the Canyon and Kimberly town Hall. Uh.
Canyon is here to make an open challenge from you. Yeah you got more?
That's oh my god. So dude, I will say that I like
this positive Canyon gimmick. I was a fan of it when it happened.
I think it's pretty good, Tony. If I can tell you something,
I like Canyon, Kimberly d DP, and this whole angle. So thankfully,
the Lemon beer and the Scott Steiner, like we're cooking crazy with this
Canyon and Kimberly Town Hall. Kimberly says that DP apparently quit the business right
then, and she is very very broken up about it, and then she
turns around for one second and then turns back around says, Okay, I'm
over it. Kimberly then debuts her new perfume, positively Me, which you
can get for three hundred and ninety five dollars a bottle, so no one
here can afford it. A Kimberly is actually, yeah, she has a
sure that says me on it. I think that's a thing. Me Yeah,
positively me. Kimberly then says, if the men out there save all
their beer money, they can spray this on their ladies and they can smell
like me. She's actually killing this gimmick. I got give it all right.
She's doing well right here, and she's hot. So Kenyon says that
here's where things go off the rest a little bit. Kenya says that while
he was in the hospital recovering from his spinal cord injury, wink wink,
people actually believed me about that, okay, So we had this whole injury
angle for kanyon U that ended up with him turning heel. This entire thing
made no sense Tony because the injury was real when it needed to be fake
when it needed to be, then real again, and then fake again.
There was no consistency at all on if this was real or fake. And
then they finally society say, ah, I fucking it was fake whatever.
Yeah, yeah, it was like, uh, it was like Bischoff stages
or whatever Bischoff and then it was like and then it wasn't, and then
it was and then he was in the hospital. But maybe it wasn't.
I don't know. It was like real and fake depending on who he was
talking to, like Bischoff, Yeah it was like real, and then him
it was fake or maybe not it was real. No one actually knows.
So whatever, thank god, the angle's over. It didn't it didn't,
It doesn't it came from anyways. So Bischoff told Kanyon that all he had
to do was turn on DDP and he can have his spot on the card.
So he did. He did it, and now he's gonna take everything
from DDP. He's with his wife, he's got his new book. Positively
Canyon, you know you can see it. He's gonna take his fucking move.
So if any TRABRONI wants to come out here and get hit with my
new move, the Diamond Cutter, come on out. And then Scott Steiner's
music hits. Oh shit, that's the real set him in Medesa. He's
the US champion. That's not the guy he expected to come out. Look
at that. No, that was awesome. Scott Seiner grabs the mic and
puts his foot on the rope and he says, Canyon, you come out
here with Page's wife and you act like it's a big deal. How about
you tell me who hasn't been with that bitch. Oh shit, God damn,
he said you want to die because somebody get your ass with the ring
boy. God damn, this is the goat man. This is like,
oh my goodness, man. So yeah, we have a little match here.
Steiner starts off the Steiner line elbow drop combo. He still got the
glasses on the whole time. This dude's a fucking freak. Canyon, by
the way, has rib tape on like DDP, yeah, mocking him.
That's pretty good. Yeah, I like that to stuff. Steyer hits an
exploder suplex. This dude's getting fucking packed and smoked, Canyon low blows Steiner
right in front of the ref. I think this is one of those rules
don't matter in this match of the night, which is ww this of course.
Canyon then hits Steiner with a sit out Alabama slam for a two,
which I always thought was awesome, just inventing moves, just doing his thing.
Canyon then gives Lil Nah who's the ref a diamond cutter, and then
Steiner gorilla presses Canyon while Kimberly runs backstage. Steiner hits the corner belly to
belly, puts the Steiner line or Steiner recliner in, and then Mike Awesome
runs in the ring. Apparently Kimberly ran backstage to get Mike Awesome and now
he's here to save Canyon. Oh my, So Canyon and Mike Awesome attack
Scott Steiner and then Chronic run down to make the motherfucking save Oh shit,
what a crazy six man tag. This could have been Chronic Scott Steiner versus
Canyon, and Chronic would have been or Scottsirron Chronic versus Kanyon, Kimberly and
Eric Bischoff. Holy shit, that would have that's me on a video game
everyday it's Got Signed or Chronic is the craziest team ever. That is crazy,
Like I'm trying to imagine what that even looks like. I don't think
that ever happened, but it makes Mic got stunner and Chronic. Yeah,
that would have been awesome all with the little glasses. Yeah, that would
have been dude, in four twenty, that's awesome. Well, Miss Hancock
is now here ringside to confront Kimberly Page. We are not doing the Elizabeth
angle anymore, now, is Miss Hancock. Miss Hancock chases her into the
ring and lets her hair down. Miss Hancock then grabs Kimberly and then Kimberly
sprays her in the face with her new perfume that she just debuted and she
just learned how to use perfume for the first time ever. Yeah, it
took her a second, but she got there. Say that she does it
yet. Sorry. Kimberly then crushes Miss Hancock's glasses in the ring and Kimberly
Page's fucking fantastic. The music plays for the first time ever. This song
is awesome. I don't know what it is, but it's so good,
dude, I don't like, I definitely expected Kenyon's music to play, or
ddp's music. I guess you usuld say, but Kimberly's music starts playing,
and like that that ship is way too crazy. I don't know who put
their foot in that one, but that ship was awesome. Dude. There's
like a voice over at the beginning. It says, like, uh,
what's this say something naughty girls or bad Girls? Yeah, it's she has
her own drop to her own theme song, and it's this fucking crazy.
You just have to look it up. Look up Kimberly Page w c W
theme music and listen to It's like the beginning, he's like you you you
know, bad Girls go to Hell, and there's like, yeah, this
is fucking sick that you gotta check it out. I don't see this Spotify
rap next year. Holy, that's awesome. We go backstage. Scott Steiner
is being interviewed and he grabs the mic from Pamela Paul Shock. She's fucking
freaking out, asking what the fuck just happened. He says, very calmly,
says, listen, you're very beautiful, but not now. I was
like, dude, this is the fucking goat man. I like the nicies
ever bedroom lady. Oh yeah, you're very beautiful. But I got this
from here. Yeah, that ship was awesome. Man, And he says,
you two sons of bitches. I know you spit. I know you
fucking spit. Mike. I'm going to mess with my match. He says,
I don't care what rock you're under. I'm gonna find you and it's
not going to be a pre sight. When I stick this boot so far
up your ass, you're not gonna like it. He turns around and says,
where's Hounter? And Shakira's like, huh, I don't know. He
said, where's Unter? He said, I don't know? They walk away
off screen. Fucking Shakira lost on her. He was just here, he
was there. Where did he go? I don't know. So now we
have Rick Flair and Red Flair versus Vince Flair and David Flair. I'm not
sure what's happening. Didn't you're so David Flavor is Rick Flair and Read Flair
is in his corner? Or is Reid Flair in the match? Rick Flair,
Reid Flair, Vince Flair, David Flair, Meghan Flair, Ashley Flair.
They're all here. Charlotte Flair is actually Flair by the way. Yeah,
we have Peggy Flair or whatever. Beth Flair is the one that burried
dubs it, I think, right, yeah, that's right Beth. No
wait no, not Bedflairs, Meghan Flair. Dude, I don't know what
Reed Flair, Rig Flair, Vince Flair, all of them. So Flair.
Uh, this could be tough to call. So. Ric Flair is
here with a bag and it has a shaver in it because he's gonna shave
his head. Ric Flair's family was ringside. Beth Flair, Megan Flair,
Ashley Flair, all the Flairs are here. David Flair in the corner and
Ric Flair start the match off. He's giving him some chops. He gives
them a punch. David does it, not hisself punches. David Flair then
tries to do the Flair bump in the corner instead of going over the ropes.
He fucking falls flat on his head and he just pushes him out of
the fu Rig Flair then chops Vince Russo and then he and then Vince Russo
immediately does a fighting spirit tunt I was like hey yo, and then Flair
rips Russo's fucking track jacket off and he's got a chest protector on to stop
from getting chopped. And then Flair rips it all off and he chops him
and he sells it crazy, and then Flair hits a vertical suplex on David
puts him in a figure four, and then Russo gets in and hits Flair
with a baseball bat. He chokes him out with like fucking collaboras in with
that bat too, just over and over he does. He beats his ship
out of with his bat, and Red Flair gets in. That's right,
Little Red Flair gets in the ring and he tackles Vince Russo. Then David
Flair pulls Red Flair off, and then Russo yells at Beth Flair, Rick
Flair's wife, and then he says, you need to get your cute ass
in the ring. It's the last time that you're gonna have your chance to
join me. And then R and B Security come down to grab Beth Flair.
But then, dude, there's so many flares in this segment. Oh
my god, all the flav Dude, R and B Security has like Mike
Sanders in in a bunch of I think Chris Harris. Chris Harris. Chris
Harris is an R and B security regular, Isn't that crazy? Yeah,
that's awesome. So Vince Russo tells them to let let her get your hurd
of here, let go of bet Flair. So they let go of Beth
Flair, and then Russo hits Flair in the head, and then Ashley comes
in to try to stop Russo. Ashley Flair, Charlotte Flair, fucking christ.
I don't know how anyone listening to this can follow any of this.
Ashley Charlotte comes in the ring to stop Russo, that gets held back by
R and B security. David Flair then puts the figure four on Rick Flair,
and Megan Flair then comes in from the crowd and throws the twel in
to stop the match. Yes, Tony Flair, the Conrad Thompson, his
wife now Tony Apparently after R and B security came down, there's forty people
in the ring. The match is still going on until Megan Flair throws in
the towel and for some reason we're able to stop the batch this way that's
allowed. Yeah, So the crowd then chants bullshit as Vince Russo grabs the
shaver and he shaves Rick Flare's head. Tony, Yeah, and uh Rick
Flair agreed to it. I can't fucking believe this. So, just by
the way, if you don't know the history, Rick Flair's never shaved his
head ever, ever, Tony, this is a time. I mean maybe
back in the day before he was a nature boy, but now never shaved
his head. And all the heat. Guess who he goes to, goes
to Vince Russo. How fucking silly is this? So, Rick Flair?
Of course, this leads to Rick Flair's spiked hair erow, which is a
very legendary era one that Johnny cannot fucking stand. Spiked hair era of Rick
Flair with shirt on versus sting, and they cut his hair off for an
angle where the payoff is that he gets to have another match with Vince Russo.
What the fuck? How did they pitch this? And Flair's like,
yes, his fair look great here by the way, Tony, it never
gets to this level ever again, No, no, I no is this
this was like if you shave it, it never goes back to the way
it was it's it's it's never like this, like his mane is gone.
That's crazy. Russo then fucking Tony he grabs the little kid read Flair and
then starts shaving his head too. Dude, what the fuck? Like what
if like you just gave this to anybody else, you know what I mean?
Like there's just like Rick, like Rick Flair in this Air can still
work too. Rick Flair is still a good worker. Yeah, And like
I imagine it's because Flair wanted some time off from the ring and like a
da da da da, And they're like, well, okay, well the
best way to do that is for me to shave your head. But like,
imagine if this was someone that could actually work a fucking match, you
know, I could have like you like, okay, so you have this
angle. You put Flair with somebody else that needs the rub, you know,
someone the new up and comer or whatever, who knows, and then
instead of having you know, Russo shaved the head, whoever else is the
heel would shave the head and then they'd do a program and Flair's gone and
the other guy you know defends Rick Flair. That kind of shit. You
know, they could have made it work, funk. All that Tony shave
his head in the military, I'm shaving his fucking head, bro, I'm
shaving his head. I'm shaving Red Flair's head too. I thought that was
the most egregious part. Shaving Red Flair's hair is one thing. Shaving the
little child's hair is fucking insane. Dude. I couldn't believe I was looking
at that. That was nuts. Yeah, dude, it was like they
like he he saw everything that Vince did as like the heel McMahon, like
mister McMahon character. It was like, oh, I could do that,
I could do like exactly, but you forget that, like McMahon was helping
The Rock become the world champion, you know what I mean, Like he
was trying to put the Rock over as the as the band, so that's
like the whole reason he did everything. But here was just yeah, we're
just just because I want to do it. I'm the heel, I'm gonna
do it. Yeah, yeah, you're right. It's crazy, man.
Uh the crowd. Russo then walks off the ramp and the crowd heads Russo
right in the head with a drink. I believe this is actually Rick Flair's
last match in the year two thousand, Like it's fucking August, by the
way, and this is the last match he has of the year June.
It's June right now, It's June. Yeah, even worse. Wow,
Yeah, this is last match. Wow, that's crazy. So the cops
have now Kevin Nash out of his handcuffs, and we have Goldberg versus Kevin
Nash up next on this show. All right, the main event of the
evening, Goldberg and Kevin Nash. This should pops some goddamn ratings freshly.
Heel Goldberg, Kevin Nash, fucking huge babyface. Things are rock Goldberg's were
alis at all time high here, I think, or not or not at
all. He told me Nash doesn't have his gear. He just doesn't.
He just the big daddy jersey. It's all good. The gear. He
did have a locker room, He had other plans for the night. He
wasn't playing on wrestling obviously because he didn't have his gear. So so Goldberg
is out here with the new Blood. They come to the ring disco.
Inferno is trying to stand as close to Goldberg as possible. No one knows
how to stand close to people as good as Disco Inferno does. And so
we start the match off. Goldberg immediately attacks Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash is
in street clothes. Goldberg is in his full fucking gear. By the way,
Kevin Nash hits a big boot. Goldberg rolls out. Goldberg then come
back with a super kick. He's back on top. Goldberg hits Nash with
a chair to stop his comeback, and the camera is gonna make sure that
they do not pan away once as Kevin Nash fucking stares down the mat and
gigs on the fucking mat. They're not gonna move away from this. They
had to make sure they show this. And fucking hell So anyways, Kevin
Nash's nephew Hunter, remember that guy, he's here, Yes, okay,
he's screaming on the steps to his uncle. You gotta get up. You
have to beat Goldberg. Uncle Kevin and Russo comes down to the ring and
he holds on her and he makes them watch Goldberg beat Kevin Nash's bloody ass
as shit. And as this is happening, Scott Steiner runs down the ramp.
He attacks all the new Blood and then also attacks the cops, which
is fucking fantastic dude. The cops start beating him with billy clubs and shit,
this was the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life. Steiner.
Then Steiner beats the cops up, and then the cops jump them with night
sticks and they all start beating the shit out of Scott's side with nightsticks.
This was crazy. He's like fetal position on the ground getting get asked,
stopped out by a bunch of cops. This was crazy. That was crazy.
So anyways, the cops end up getting him in handcuffs and they're taking
him away, and then the cat runs down and then punches in the head
when he's the handcuffed and he falls over. The cat just bunch Scott Steyner
and the cat runs away. The cat gets arrested too. I know if
you saw that. I didn't see him get arrested. The cuffs on him
too and take him. That's funny. It just beat up somebody. Yeah,
yeah, you're right, he's a general manager. He should be doing
to a he once. So anyways, nephew Hunter gets in the ring and
he checks on Kevin Nash and Russo then gets in the ring and hugs Goldberg
and I guess the match was thrown out? Was there? I didn't hear
a bell. No, there's no finish, non finish there was What the
fuck? So anyways, they're all in the ring. He's Huggy Goldberg,
Nash's bloody Hunter nephew is on the show. Scott Steiner just got destroyed by
a bunch of cops. The cat punch, Scott Steiner rolling the time,
Hunters crying over Nash's bloody body. And then I don't know if you saw,
venture so comes in and shoves Hunter closer to Nash. Come on,
kid, get in there. Yeah, wow, there you go. That's
fucking uh. That is fucking w c W nitro. Best match of the
night Tony. I gotta give it a big video and Terry Funk there We're
going, hell yeah, that is fantastic. Best promo of the night Tony.
You wanted to get a DDP Come on, DDP? What's cooking?
All right? The seven? Because I like beer? Read the shirt,
tiny giood dude, fucking promo the night? Come on, you gotta agree
with that. That was promo the night. Come on, No fucking oh,
the other promos were way better that goes DV, W DDV no pops
in general rection promo. Alright, I like, I will say this much.
I enjoyed watching the show quite a bit. I think it was h
fucking mess, one fucking mess, but in retrospect it's I think it's just
fun seeing all the legends and fucking you know, all the people like that.
And uh yeah, so w c W Monday nightro for better or worse,
you get the full night show experience. Man, I just want to
say here as we close things out, we are finished with this show.
Thank you to Tony for joining me. I know he's coming off being a
little sick. He was coughing up a storm on this episode trying to get
to this bitch. So I appreciate Tony. Yeah, we're working and we're
getting it done. Now we can make it. Internet issues, all the
fucking issues. But I want to give a shout out do it for the
want to give a shout out to James, Tony and Joe, but for
real, for real, to shout out shout out Johnny. I hope he's
feeling better and stuff like that. Yeah, I appreciate everybody that listens to
the show. Sometimes, you know, we have to do two person shows.
It almost can't. It almost came down to a one person show.
Here for a minute, Tony's Internet was acting road for a second. We
made it. We made it. We do this. Oh yeah, by
the way, we should have mentioned this earlier, but we had a Q
and A for this episode. You want to go vote on their vote question
and we'll answer them next week when Johnny joins us. We'll get that Q
and A next week for sure. And yeah, just go wisch Johnny feeling
better, wish Tony is feeling better. We'll be back next week for two
to nine, as we do. So that's it for our show. Thank
you for wondering. Boy, we gotta get that out