Revisiting WWF RAW 2002 Fan Appreciation Night, Undertaker Beats Up David Flair, Stephanie Gets Rashes

<v Speaker 1>The Boys back. Welcome to the podcast, Episode number two
<v Speaker 1>hundred and eighty seven. That makes it the two hundred
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<v Speaker 1>This week we were talking about WWF raw Is War
<v Speaker 1>March fourth, two thousand and two. Before we get into that,
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<v Speaker 1>Hulk Hogan and Ganichi Road ten reu versus the Road Warriors.
<v Speaker 1>Both teams refuse to lose.
<v Speaker 2>That was awesome. I forgot about this. This bes kick's ass, dude.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>The whole concept of this is it was supposed to
<v Speaker 3>be Hogan and ten review and a singles. This is
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<v Speaker 3>was a joint show with the WWF. Hogan and Ten
<v Speaker 3>were You're supposed to have a singles. Neither guy wanted
<v Speaker 3>to lose, so the brilliant idea was to put them
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<v Speaker 3>wants to do. I mean, how this match plays out
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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's time to get into raw is War
<v Speaker 1>March fourth, two thousand and two from the World Wrestling Federation,
<v Speaker 1>but not the.
<v Speaker 3>World Wrestling Federation for long, James. These guys are about
<v Speaker 3>to get fucked because they fucked with the pandas. And
<v Speaker 3>that's a little bit of a You never fucked with
<v Speaker 3>the pandas, dude. I'm not fucking with a panda ever.
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to be anywhere near any fucking thing
<v Speaker 3>like that. They'll probably rip your head off, rip your
<v Speaker 3>balls off, and eat them.
<v Speaker 1>That's not what I had down here for the pandas.
<v Speaker 3>Well. Maybe if you have brought that up in court,
<v Speaker 3>maybe they would have won. Well, before we get into
<v Speaker 3>the show, let's talk about what was going on in
<v Speaker 3>the world wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer
<v Speaker 3>newsletter from Dave Milettser. Sorry, I don't know how to
<v Speaker 3>fucking write names. What is apparently the favorite backstage story
<v Speaker 3>on Hogan is this in Los Angeles, when Hogan and
<v Speaker 3>Nash were schmoozing everyone, and while Hall nearly had everyone revolting,
<v Speaker 3>Hogan's big line to everyone was telling them how much
<v Speaker 3>he enjoyed their work. The basic belief was that a
<v Speaker 3>few believed it, but he was being nice. Then came
<v Speaker 3>the clincher. Charles Right the Godfather, showed up and Hogan
<v Speaker 3>said something to the effect of, hey, Papa Shango, I
<v Speaker 3>really enjoyed your work. At that point, the whole place
<v Speaker 3>supposedly went silent. With the realization he didn't even know
<v Speaker 3>that Charles was the Godfather, a character that he had
<v Speaker 3>been playing for years, started complimenting dudes. He knew they
<v Speaker 3>still like your work. Father, he works sometimes together.
<v Speaker 2>That's awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Well, Papa, you're really ladies man, dude, that's pretty fucking cool.
<v Speaker 1>Brother.
<v Speaker 3>There was a simmering heat with Hogan and Hall. Hall
<v Speaker 3>went out after the pay per view with the Godfather.
<v Speaker 3>Hogan doesn't know who that is, and then wasn't able
<v Speaker 3>to wake up for their scheduled morning workout. Hogan heavily
<v Speaker 3>went to bat for Hall, who had already had two
<v Speaker 3>strikes against him going into the weekend. I mean, I
<v Speaker 3>don't want to fuck Hogan's waking up and working out
<v Speaker 3>the fucking sky. Hall is going out with the ladies.
<v Speaker 1>Come on now, so is that that's I mean, WrestleMania
<v Speaker 1>is pretty much at first got Hall.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's right. I think, well, it's because of this
<v Speaker 3>goddamn Godfather character, whoever this is. He's fucking up this
<v Speaker 3>old show, screwing everything else.
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't even after show New York.
<v Speaker 3>From The Observer March fourth, two thousand and two, Meltzer says,
<v Speaker 3>we got tons of positive feedback on the debut of
<v Speaker 3>Rob Feinstein's Ring of Honor promotion. On February twenty third
<v Speaker 3>of Philadelphia, which sold out several days ahead of time,
<v Speaker 3>with three hundred and seventy five paid and four to
<v Speaker 3>twenty five total at the Murphy rec Center. The show
<v Speaker 3>was said to be very well organized and most of
<v Speaker 3>the matches were good. They limited a lot of the
<v Speaker 3>traditional excesses on indie shows, such as having too many matches,
<v Speaker 3>too many run ins, and too much mic work a
<v Speaker 3>lot of high flying undercard matches. Steve Corino did color
<v Speaker 3>commentary with CW ring and announcer Eric Cardjulo. Super Crazy
<v Speaker 3>beat Eddie Guerrero in a very good match to become
<v Speaker 3>the first i WAIC champ in a match film for
<v Speaker 3>Puerto Rican television. Crazy got nearly as big a response
<v Speaker 3>as Guerrero, and he says we got four and a
<v Speaker 3>half to four and three quarters ratings for the main event,
<v Speaker 3>a three way with low Key winning over American Dragon
<v Speaker 3>and Christopher Daniels in a match that went more than
<v Speaker 3>twenty five minutes. So Roh just started here.
<v Speaker 1>Boys and Ross fighting back with Scotti, two, Audi and
<v Speaker 1>Albert against the perfect tag partner.
<v Speaker 3>If he would.
<v Speaker 1>Take that, American Dragon.
<v Speaker 3>Vick Grimes took the insane bump of all time at
<v Speaker 3>free Fall event put on by XPW on February twenty
<v Speaker 3>third at the Olympic Auditorium before fifteen hundred fans. They
<v Speaker 3>build it as a forty foot scaffold match. Whatever the
<v Speaker 3>true height was, it was said to be twice as
<v Speaker 3>high as the bump Mick Foley took in the Hell
<v Speaker 3>No Cell match, and much higher than the balcony at
<v Speaker 3>the Olympic, so it's pretty damn high. They had tons
<v Speaker 3>of tables as a platform, either three or four sets
<v Speaker 3>stacked four high to break grimes fall, but he was
<v Speaker 3>overshot by new Jack, his opponent, perhaps on purpose. On
<v Speaker 3>all accounts. Nu Jack says, I was trying to fucking
<v Speaker 3>throw them and make up hit the fucking rin post
<v Speaker 3>at the floor.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, bombs away is what he said.
<v Speaker 3>Actually, we've obviously we talked about this, because we've talked
<v Speaker 3>about like the dark side of the ring of this,
<v Speaker 3>and we we've actually watched this match on Patreon, I
<v Speaker 3>believe for those that are on the Patreon or want
<v Speaker 3>to join the Patreon the fin dollar tier, we watched
<v Speaker 3>matches on that. So, bitch, I mean, like that would
<v Speaker 3>have like changed wrestling forever. I'm surprised this didn't I
<v Speaker 3>guess already because this was already like one of the
<v Speaker 3>craziest things I've ever seen. But if Nujak threw this
<v Speaker 3>dude off a scaffold straight to the floor like the
<v Speaker 3>man wrestling, might like in might have died.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I imagine some law would have passed or something.
<v Speaker 5>Right.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the matches at the very least would have been
<v Speaker 3>super fucked. I mean, like, fuck all that, You're done
<v Speaker 3>with that shit.
<v Speaker 1>I mean they stacked tables four high. How did they
<v Speaker 1>even get four high tables?
<v Speaker 3>Maybe a like ladder?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know. That seems like crazy. They probably
<v Speaker 1>took an hours to set the match up.
<v Speaker 3>Well, the show didn't start till or the matches start
<v Speaker 3>till fucking twelve forty am, So it probably took them
<v Speaker 3>a minute to set it up because there was it
<v Speaker 3>was the main and there was other matches before it,
<v Speaker 3>which is, you know, we get done at nine thirty
<v Speaker 3>and get yelled at I don't know what's going on.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're out the building at ten thirty and we
<v Speaker 1>still get yelled at that.
<v Speaker 3>Thank you, guys, Get the fuck out of the building.
<v Speaker 3>From The Observer, March eleventh and two there's a bunch
<v Speaker 3>of stuff here about Jerry Jarrett and in Demand having negotiations.
<v Speaker 3>There's an idea that seems to be based around the
<v Speaker 3>idea of doing weekly pay per view events in prime time,
<v Speaker 3>most likely on Wednesday nights at nine to ninety five
<v Speaker 3>per pop. There have been talks that this could keep
<v Speaker 3>going as early as May, in which case they'd better
<v Speaker 3>get moving. Jared would be looking at using most of
<v Speaker 3>the same talent that WWA is going after with McManus
<v Speaker 3>is the guy that runs that, and Jeremy Boresh, who
<v Speaker 3>is friends with Jeff Jarrett, said to be trying to
<v Speaker 3>work out some sort of alliance between the two sides
<v Speaker 3>to share talent, although Jeff is said to be against it. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>so fucking NWATNA is about the pop up here. They
<v Speaker 3>don't name anything, They don't say any NWA or anything,
<v Speaker 3>but they very early knew that the idea was to
<v Speaker 3>do the weekly Wednesday pay perviews, which is interesting. And
<v Speaker 3>they do that for a minute too, Yeah they do.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that goes on for a while. Meltzer says, after
<v Speaker 3>more than twenty years, most of the time being the
<v Speaker 3>premier name brand in pro wrestling and all all sports entertainment.
<v Speaker 3>The WF is in trouble. The Wrestling Company lost its
<v Speaker 3>appeal on February twenty seventh in England when a three
<v Speaker 3>judge panel upheld the original ruling that gives the company
<v Speaker 3>until the end of this month to cease using the
<v Speaker 3>WWF initials for any marketing outside of the United States.
<v Speaker 3>The World Wrestling Federation the shortened version of the Worldwide
<v Speaker 3>Wrestling Federation of the sixties and seven, and he's changed
<v Speaker 3>its initials to the same as the World Widlife Fund.
<v Speaker 3>In nineteen seventy nine, Judge Sir Robert Carnwath Karnwath Patrion
<v Speaker 3>name style sure in his opinion that the Wrestling Company
<v Speaker 3>had clear and repeated breaches I mean nineteen ninety four
<v Speaker 3>agreement between the two sides not to use the initials
<v Speaker 3>in any marketing outside of the US. At press time,
<v Speaker 3>the Wrestling Company hasn't given an indication what we'll do. However,
<v Speaker 3>the recent investors meeting linoc Man continuously used the term
<v Speaker 3>WWFE instead of WWF, and on all television shows in
<v Speaker 3>the United Kingdom in recent weeks, they've also changed the
<v Speaker 3>initials to WWFE. Do you guys think that they should
<v Speaker 3>have did that or should they just is WWE better
<v Speaker 3>in the end? Was WWFFE too many fucking letters?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I mean I'm fine with wb I think it
<v Speaker 1>worked out fine. I you know, going out like a
<v Speaker 1>bitch against the world whatever.
<v Speaker 3>It was like a wildlife fund. Yeah. Do you think
<v Speaker 3>more people would have kept watching if they kept the
<v Speaker 3>FN and just additing.
<v Speaker 1>No, that's not stopping this product.
<v Speaker 3>Sucked in trouble?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean yeah, no way, no way.
<v Speaker 3>There was a confrontation that got tense after the w
<v Speaker 3>w A show in Las Vegas between Bischoff and Whove
<v Speaker 3>and Tude. Guerra. Carrera came up to him saying something like,
<v Speaker 3>how's it going, boss, and Bishop's response was to the
<v Speaker 3>effect of, where are you one of the guys who
<v Speaker 3>signed that petition to get me fired? And Bischoff told
<v Speaker 3>him he would never forget it who and tuned. Guerrera's
<v Speaker 3>response to that was apparently, but I'm still the real,
<v Speaker 3>I'm still the juice whatever that means.
<v Speaker 1>Answer that is the right answer.
<v Speaker 4>That is awesome.
<v Speaker 3>I'm still the real and I'm still the juice. Is like, wow,
<v Speaker 3>I'm side to that. Dude to a five year contract minimum.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he's beaten the rock.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's got to get his lick back. Fuck that
<v Speaker 3>fucking guy. He's not even on the show. Last thing here,
<v Speaker 3>the wrestlers be used in the Undertaker David Flair angle
<v Speaker 3>on Raw where Jose and Joel Maximo, Tom Marquez, Chris Devine,
<v Speaker 3>and Jay Brisco. Besides doing the angle, WBFF was interested
<v Speaker 3>in looking at the Maximos for a potential cruiseweight action
<v Speaker 3>thing they were doing and had them work a tack.
<v Speaker 3>This is fucking nuts. If there's a god there was,
<v Speaker 3>this was filmed. They worked at tag team match. This
<v Speaker 3>is the SATs worked at tag match against the Undertaker
<v Speaker 3>and David Flair. That's like, that's like my most sought
<v Speaker 3>out match ever. Now that's fucking its Undertaker taking the
<v Speaker 3>Spanish Fly like we need to see it. Please somebody
<v Speaker 3>on Earth this wb vault, So one of you fuckers
<v Speaker 3>has to be listening to the show. We need to
<v Speaker 3>see the SATs against Undertaker, David fucking Flair, brown hair.
<v Speaker 3>Think nuts nuts. But that is it for the observer
<v Speaker 3>portion of the show. And now let's take a look
<v Speaker 3>at WWF Monday Night Raw, March fourth, two, thousand and
<v Speaker 3>two Fan Appreciation Night.
<v Speaker 1>All right, so we kick off tonight's show with the
<v Speaker 1>cold open here Vince.
<v Speaker 3>Wait an oh sorry too?
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I mean there.
<v Speaker 3>Never forget that far, please.
<v Speaker 1>Vince is here in front of a blue pipe and drape,
<v Speaker 1>and he's here to announce that Rick Flair is not
<v Speaker 1>here this evening.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, the crowd not as excited as we were.
<v Speaker 3>They booed this, and Vince said, due to circumstances out
<v Speaker 3>of mister Flair's control, he won't be here, and therefore,
<v Speaker 3>tonight's edition of ROW will be man Appreciation Night. And
<v Speaker 3>during Fan Appreciation Night he kept like emphasizing fan appreciation
<v Speaker 3>and the then night separately, Fan Appreciation Night, you'll see
<v Speaker 3>a fifteen foot high steel cage match. The crowd fucking
<v Speaker 3>pops for this. They immediately got over that Flair was
<v Speaker 3>not here. They don't give a fuck about this. Dude's
<v Speaker 3>problem got a match. I wish Vince would have heard
<v Speaker 3>about the forty foot scaffold that Vic Grims just got
<v Speaker 3>off of, but it looked differently.
<v Speaker 1>If he really appreciate the fans, he would have done
<v Speaker 1>that much.
<v Speaker 3>I threw the flare off a scaffold David fla.
<v Speaker 1>David Flair versus Albert and a forty foot scaffold match
<v Speaker 1>for the fans.
<v Speaker 3>Help help.
<v Speaker 2>I like that we appreciate the fans. We got the
<v Speaker 2>SATs versus the Undertaker of the Floor.
<v Speaker 3>I mean that's good. I need to see that match
<v Speaker 3>thirty everyone.
<v Speaker 2>In, dude, I got you. I need to see that.
<v Speaker 1>It takes out a piece of paper and holds it
<v Speaker 1>up and puts his ring glasses on and we're doing
<v Speaker 1>super Crazy versus Eddie girl. He still works here, No,
<v Speaker 1>he just not.
<v Speaker 3>Oh sorry, I guess he doesn't appreciate you fans. So
<v Speaker 3>we're gonna throw him.
<v Speaker 6>Off a forty not like Albert does.
<v Speaker 2>Tonight the era of honor begins.
<v Speaker 1>He's on this shit real close, the era of becons.
<v Speaker 3>Wow. If they really fucking appreciate the fantasy, like the
<v Speaker 3>appreciate the so much and Albert.
<v Speaker 7>So anyway, this fifty foot I still cash.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, by the way, sure sure you know you can
<v Speaker 3>easily forget that this match is happening this entire show
<v Speaker 3>because they don't.
<v Speaker 2>Really build to this match at all, and WrestleMania's around
<v Speaker 2>the corner and this doesn't matter, so there go.
<v Speaker 3>It does not matter. Well tonight Rob returns to our
<v Speaker 3>stand up normalcy any weird fucking smile.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're we're in a weird This is definitely a
<v Speaker 1>weird era because we're before the draft still right, and
<v Speaker 1>they are just figuring it the funk out at this point.
<v Speaker 1>They have just no clue what to.
<v Speaker 6>Do right now.
<v Speaker 3>They brought him the nWo and are like, maybe this
<v Speaker 3>will fucking do well for the ratings, and I guess
<v Speaker 3>it hasn't been according to the Melzer, like it's not
<v Speaker 3>as high as what they were hoping for with the
<v Speaker 3>nWo being on like every show, so they're like, oh,
<v Speaker 3>oh fuck.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, the idea was that, like Vince brought him
<v Speaker 2>in and he was gonna kill the w and then
<v Speaker 2>he doesn't. So I don't understand why they thought that
<v Speaker 2>would work.
<v Speaker 3>Nothing could kill the w WE Tony nothing.
<v Speaker 2>That was his whole plan because Rick Player was driving
<v Speaker 2>it to the ground and he was going to kill
<v Speaker 2>it and then.
<v Speaker 1>Right he was going to inject it with the le
<v Speaker 1>but instead he cut out the cancer.
<v Speaker 2>I injected it then cut it out. That's good.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're back.
<v Speaker 1>I just thought of the draft.
<v Speaker 2>We're in the state is back.
<v Speaker 3>Thankfully. You appreciate this, don't you.
<v Speaker 1>Speaking of we're gonna kick off tonight one of your
<v Speaker 1>favorite wrestlers, Steve Austin.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I could not believe that this show starts with
<v Speaker 3>stone Cold.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well we get the opening thorn in your eye.
<v Speaker 1>Of course. Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler are the commentariors
<v Speaker 1>for this evening. As we are in Austin, Texas, so
<v Speaker 1>one member of the nWo tonight.
<v Speaker 4>Will be in action.
<v Speaker 1>We just don't know who, just.
<v Speaker 3>Who is it?
<v Speaker 1>Who be? So we also have Triple h versus Kurt
<v Speaker 1>Angle at a fifteen foot high steel cage.
<v Speaker 3>Match, yes, which is the main event, of course.
<v Speaker 1>But then the glass breaks and Stone Cold Steve Austin
<v Speaker 1>makes his entrance first and he's in a ring gear.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, that's the show. What I wrote down, I said, Wow,
<v Speaker 3>stone Cold is here in gear? What the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>That's what I hero And I said, he made call
<v Speaker 2>time again.
<v Speaker 3>That's great, that's fucking pretty impressive.
<v Speaker 2>And dude, that is impressive.
<v Speaker 3>Didn't seem too happy Tony because he gets in the
<v Speaker 3>ring and he's like, I mean, he almost Beverrells Lillian here.
<v Speaker 3>He's get the fuck out of the way doing his
<v Speaker 3>fucking ton his knees wrapped up because he got jumped
<v Speaker 3>by the nWo, and Austin is said to face Scott
<v Speaker 3>Hall at WRESTLEMANI and his opponent tonight booker.
<v Speaker 1>T Stone called Steve Austin also booked really weird here
<v Speaker 1>compared to how we usually see him.
<v Speaker 3>So I can only imagine this is something to do with,
<v Speaker 3>like I was mentioning the ratings thing, like they started
<v Speaker 3>hot with Austin and hoped to like hook people there
<v Speaker 3>with what happens here. But I imagine it maybe it
<v Speaker 3>had the opposite because they spend the rest of the
<v Speaker 3>show saying, well, he's not here anymore.
<v Speaker 1>Well, dude, how many how many raws have we ever
<v Speaker 1>watched where Steve Austin is laid out, bloody, very fucking fit?
<v Speaker 1>It has to be almost none.
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, maybe once and that.
<v Speaker 3>Was like maybe to end a show, ah, an undertaker
<v Speaker 3>would kick his ass.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's pretty nuts. So like seeing that here in
<v Speaker 1>a few that's not even the main of this mania. No, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>things are just changing, right. This is like a real
<v Speaker 1>changing of the guard era for WWE, especially as they
<v Speaker 1>get into the draft, because then guys just have to
<v Speaker 1>step up. That's where they're like, Okay, we're gonna push
<v Speaker 1>brock Lesner here. Sure, right, we're gonna do We're gonna
<v Speaker 1>make a superhero and training a big deal, right, that's
<v Speaker 1>gonna be the main event here, our evolution. I'm sorry,
<v Speaker 1>whatever it was that was a big deal. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>just a just a big shift for w W. As
<v Speaker 1>they turned to w W, I guess yeah, it's true.
<v Speaker 1>So we kick off with Stone Coach Steve Austin versus
<v Speaker 1>Booker T. Booker T lost his Japanese shampoo to Edge. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's a huge deal.
<v Speaker 3>That's it. The entire talking point for Booker T during
<v Speaker 3>his entrance here is JR shanmon. Here's a guy that
<v Speaker 3>I lost his Japanese shampoo endorsement due to Edge and
<v Speaker 3>earlier today, Booker went to bench and requested this match
<v Speaker 3>to prove he's just big of a superstar as anyone,
<v Speaker 3>including Stone Cold and Lawler says, I don't know what's
<v Speaker 3>wrong with the Japanese people. Look at Booker T's there.
<v Speaker 3>He's got a Medusa that says a lot of shampoo.
<v Speaker 4>Jr.
<v Speaker 3>Says, well, Stone Cold's not gonna be up for any
<v Speaker 3>shampoo commercials here anytime?
<v Speaker 1>What was this in a video game? I swear I
<v Speaker 1>remember this being in a game.
<v Speaker 3>I think it's in Shut your Mouth?
<v Speaker 1>Does it Shut your Mouth?
<v Speaker 2>Nice?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>I remember that. Yeah, that's funny.
<v Speaker 3>I think it's in shut your Mouth? And I think
<v Speaker 3>in Crush Hour they like one of the commercials that
<v Speaker 3>play is edge in a Japanese You're right, yeah it is.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, how about that?
<v Speaker 3>I don't know why I remember that.
<v Speaker 1>So Steve Austin, like you said, has the taped up
<v Speaker 1>knee from the nWo knee, and Booker T takes advantage
<v Speaker 1>of that. Why wouldn't he. Austin is beating his ass
<v Speaker 1>pillared a post until he hits a kitchen sink and
<v Speaker 1>forgets that his knees fucked up from the nWo, and
<v Speaker 1>then Booker T takes the opening and takes over the match.
<v Speaker 1>So Booker gets a chin lock in and in the
<v Speaker 1>background you can see the nWo running down the ramp here.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like, this match gets no fucking time. Austin chops
<v Speaker 3>the dog shout out of a Booker T for like
<v Speaker 3>two minutes, and then the nWo come down and start
<v Speaker 3>kicking his s so.
<v Speaker 1>Hogan nastional hit the ring and they start attacking Steve Austin,
<v Speaker 1>and Austin does try to fight back at first, but
<v Speaker 1>obviously the numbers game is too much. Some would call
<v Speaker 1>it the pack of dogs mentality.
<v Speaker 3>Holy fucking shit to pack a dog to pack of
<v Speaker 3>hot dogs. Dude Hall goes outside the ring, grabs a
<v Speaker 3>toolbox and just dumps it on the ground, grabs a
<v Speaker 3>big ass wrench, gets in the ring and fucking he
<v Speaker 3>and he hits Austin right in the head with his wrench.
<v Speaker 3>Austin goes down. Austin has like a really itchy wrist
<v Speaker 3>now for some reason. Then we pan away from that,
<v Speaker 3>and then a moment later we come back. There's a
<v Speaker 3>camera guy in the ring and Austin's fucking gushing blood.
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Oh mine, Right before the blood happens, uh, Scott Hall
<v Speaker 2>magically bends the wrench back straight.
<v Speaker 1>I was about to say it, tony, because he hits
<v Speaker 1>some pretty like head on with that.
<v Speaker 2>Wrench, the biggest acb rubber wrench he uses on Steve
<v Speaker 2>Austin and then bends it straight.
<v Speaker 1>Everyday, What the fuck is this fake?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is a real fucking branch, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I reminded like three touchs, like did he just bend
<v Speaker 2>that back straight?
<v Speaker 3>He did? The strongest ship and he hits Austin super
<v Speaker 3>hard with it as wipe.
<v Speaker 1>This is the strongest man that's ever lived.
<v Speaker 3>You could call him the world's strongest man, right.
<v Speaker 1>You cannot cannot because he's here later, dude, Yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>know he's bald, so Steve. Austin is bleeding now as
<v Speaker 1>the nw O is punching him in the head in
<v Speaker 1>a circle. I mean he is just falling around in
<v Speaker 1>a triangle.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Dude, the nWo and this goes on. I mean,
<v Speaker 3>this feels like five minutes long of Austin bumping and
<v Speaker 3>feeding for the nWo. They kicked the ship out of him,
<v Speaker 3>like he's bleeding on every part of his canvas so
<v Speaker 3>much so, and maybe did they not have extra canvases
<v Speaker 3>in two thousand and two that he just did.
<v Speaker 2>I think they just wanted to keep it, Yeah they there.
<v Speaker 2>No nobody wants to ring the bell here, nobody wants
<v Speaker 2>to send out the refs or any even no one
<v Speaker 2>wants to help. Yeah, no, well, no one likes Austin.
<v Speaker 2>Right at this point, the hell.
<v Speaker 3>Dt A, don't touge to everybody.
<v Speaker 2>Everybody and all the people this guy with the rubber wrench,
<v Speaker 2>because it was real, it hurt.
<v Speaker 1>So get a nash. They grab Austin and Scott Hall's
<v Speaker 1>looking at him in the face and he says, you
<v Speaker 1>want to know what n w O is? What?
<v Speaker 3>That's what? He budges On in the head again, and
<v Speaker 3>then he hits Austin with the stunner.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, the stone called stunner. It's so funny how I
<v Speaker 1>looked at this segment, like they beat him to death
<v Speaker 1>with a wrench and they beat him up in a
<v Speaker 1>triangle and I was like, ah, man, But then he
<v Speaker 1>hit the stone called stunner on Steve Austin. He said,
<v Speaker 1>you son of a bitch, fuck this guy. I can't
<v Speaker 1>fucking believe you would disrespect the rattlesnake. Immediately, I said, wow,
<v Speaker 1>what an asshole, dude.
<v Speaker 3>He's bleeding in a pool of blood. They're taking they're
<v Speaker 3>running a train on him. Hit him with a stunner.
<v Speaker 1>That is not your move.
<v Speaker 3>So if we JR. It's not until then that JR.
<v Speaker 3>Really speaks some such dish's making me shick.
<v Speaker 4>JR.
<v Speaker 1>Stands up from the seat. You gotta be kidding me.
<v Speaker 3>He's fucking regular guy. Hey, don't do that movie.
<v Speaker 5>He drops the accent completely. What the fuck is that,
<v Speaker 5>Steve stan your finish, I'm hr you can tell me
<v Speaker 5>about this ship.
<v Speaker 1>So the refs try to help Austin up, but Austin
<v Speaker 1>walks to the back to a big reaction here, dude.
<v Speaker 3>They help, they go to commercial, and they come back
<v Speaker 3>and Austin still fucking laid out in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>I mean they beat his ass.
<v Speaker 3>They did.
<v Speaker 2>They didn't tag him, though. I can't believe they didn't
<v Speaker 2>tag him.
<v Speaker 3>At the end of you okay, Tony, I thought that too,
<v Speaker 3>and later in the show too, I thought that as well.
<v Speaker 3>They don't tag I thought they were gonna spray paint
<v Speaker 3>this dude.
<v Speaker 2>Well, it turns out w F wrestlers didn't like to
<v Speaker 2>get spray painted on the back, so that's why they
<v Speaker 2>didn't do it. A lot make sure. Yeah, I think
<v Speaker 2>who was somebody? Albert?
<v Speaker 4>Not here?
<v Speaker 3>Not here?
<v Speaker 2>All right, you got you guys, gotta quit that ship.
<v Speaker 3>Take that ship back down to the South. We don't
<v Speaker 3>do that here, buddy, dude. They haven't. They didn't once
<v Speaker 3>like rip a guy and like draw a dick on
<v Speaker 3>his back or anything that was always n w O.
<v Speaker 2>Now that Drew sit on the car, remember, sit on
<v Speaker 2>the car with the deck, because Brett Drew just trust
<v Speaker 2>sit on Austin's back.
<v Speaker 1>That gotta take a minute here, So yeah, Austin down.
<v Speaker 1>Austin is down. Go to Scott's if you want to
<v Speaker 1>bet on this table, Me and Jerry Lawler will get
<v Speaker 1>some ship done over here.
<v Speaker 3>Hey what.
<v Speaker 1>He drops it too, Yeah, don't forget I'm the king, bitch.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, what the hell, dude, you wanted up? Rating ratings
<v Speaker 2>are down here? You got Austin down, Rock down because
<v Speaker 2>he got ran over by semi. Yeah, no semi. So
<v Speaker 2>like he's out. You get ratings about Rock or Austin.
<v Speaker 2>Come on, what are you thinking, Alburt?
<v Speaker 3>I mean that's.
<v Speaker 1>Rock went down, Tonny to a semi truck. Austin goes
<v Speaker 1>down to this to Albert stands up in the locker room.
<v Speaker 2>Boys, no more.
<v Speaker 1>We gotta get it done, dude.
<v Speaker 2>It's like the Invasion thing with Freddy Blessie stands up,
<v Speaker 2>stand up at the time.
<v Speaker 1>Is now he gives the biggest hurrahra speech ever. Everyone's
<v Speaker 1>just fucking raising Scott, Scotty you and he does the
<v Speaker 1>worm face. Every Everyone's cheering in the locker room and
<v Speaker 1>Sky's in front of him doing the worm.
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, the nw hor in the locker room too. We
<v Speaker 7>don't need a right fucking piece of ship guy. We
<v Speaker 7>don't need Austin and we don't need no damn n
<v Speaker 7>w R. Right Scott's standing right beside the way. Wait
<v Speaker 7>a minute, what was that last part?
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, buddy, So Austin got his ass kicked. I mean
<v Speaker 3>this first five to ten minutes of the show, Austin
<v Speaker 3>got laid up at the n w O broke a
<v Speaker 3>real wrench over his head. He's bleeding, He's fucked up. JR.
<v Speaker 3>Is fucking emotional, stone coldish severally fucked up.
<v Speaker 1>Turn it up, banging bang.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, man, dude, that was so fucking funny that
<v Speaker 3>they showing JR. Law turn it off. B oh fuck
<v Speaker 3>hell yeah.
<v Speaker 2>We're getting raw rolls on.
<v Speaker 3>Let's go, let's go. Yeah, I mean, the show must
<v Speaker 3>roll on. Fuck this fucking bald guy, some of the
<v Speaker 3>man I gotta gotta goddamn. Yeah, we have the other
<v Speaker 3>bald guy coming out. We got the best ball wrestling
<v Speaker 3>coming Aliver. Yeah, like Caliver man appreciation. Come on, so
<v Speaker 3>raw was brought to you by Burger King.
<v Speaker 1>They got we got truth smoked cigarettes and eight hundred wait.
<v Speaker 2>What don't smoke?
<v Speaker 1>Cigarette? Smoke? Truth smoke and one eight hundred call at
<v Speaker 1>T SO Scottie too, Hattie and Albert versus tests and
<v Speaker 1>a partner of his choosing.
<v Speaker 3>So Test comes out here and he's got a microphone
<v Speaker 3>and that makes me very excited because test got fired
<v Speaker 3>and like Test seven years after this test for his promos.
<v Speaker 3>So Test says, uh, and he's super confident here thankfully
<v Speaker 3>with this probo here. Test says I quote, Uh, it's
<v Speaker 3>a an appreciation night and I appreciate you all so
<v Speaker 3>so much.
<v Speaker 1>You have to understand he was. He was brimming with
<v Speaker 1>confidence until he looked in the ring and saw the
<v Speaker 1>next rock in Austin, the worm and the stone cold Albert,
<v Speaker 1>someone's gonna stand up for this fucking company.
<v Speaker 3>Test says, I thought I'd treat you to a little
<v Speaker 3>tag team match tonight. So he decided this said fan
<v Speaker 3>appreciation night. Since my partner's usually booker T and we
<v Speaker 3>all know book was a little busy tonight, I thought
<v Speaker 3>I'd find the perfect replacement. And then mister perfect music
<v Speaker 3>hits and Test says, get it. I didn't think you did.
<v Speaker 3>I'm in Texas. My partner's mister Perfect.
<v Speaker 1>No, we all got it.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I got it from the fucking song playing your buddy. Fuck.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is, without a doubt, the most random
<v Speaker 1>tag match I've seen this week.
<v Speaker 3>This is pure like shut your mouth season mode when
<v Speaker 3>you go into a match and it gives you a lineup,
<v Speaker 3>but it's like, here's fucking Charlie Hast taking on the
<v Speaker 3>Undertaker in game three one two one can match out
<v Speaker 3>to sell Okay.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm watching that and then it doesn't happen because
<v Speaker 1>JR asked you would to go ton Insurrection. Yeah sure,
<v Speaker 1>I guess.
<v Speaker 3>Thank you, so.
<v Speaker 1>Mister Perfect and Test versus Scottie Too Hotty and Albert.
<v Speaker 3>Wow one dude, Yeah this is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I was. I was pretty locked in
<v Speaker 1>for this one.
<v Speaker 3>I was, I was fired up, and I was like, wow,
<v Speaker 3>they're going to give this time until a referee during
<v Speaker 3>the match, Yo, two minutes, two fucking minutes. You got there, boys, dude.
<v Speaker 1>That was so fucking funny. Why could you hear the
<v Speaker 1>refs so well on this dude?
<v Speaker 3>Multiple times for tonight, like there was like two or
<v Speaker 3>three matches where I could hear the calls.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so mister Perfect and Test cut off Albert to
<v Speaker 1>start this match. Totally not the guy I expect to
<v Speaker 1>get cut off, but I guess Test is so large
<v Speaker 1>that he can make that work. Sure you can hear
<v Speaker 1>the ref and say two minutes. Two minutes, dude, right
<v Speaker 1>before Scotty hot tags in. Yeah, they cut their time. Crazy,
<v Speaker 1>So Scotty too Hotty comes in. It's a flying line
<v Speaker 1>and a super kick, and then they hit the hippo train.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, is that what they called it?
<v Speaker 4>Oh?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, okay, you got me then, because I win,
<v Speaker 3>I win.
<v Speaker 1>All. So they hit the hippo train in the corner
<v Speaker 1>where Scotty jumps on his shoulders and then they run
<v Speaker 1>at the corner. Great, mister Perfect throws Albert into a
<v Speaker 1>ring post on the outside.
<v Speaker 3>Hard as fuck, by the way, like sounded crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Scotty then hits the worm on Test. Yeah, all over
<v Speaker 1>Steve Austin's blood in the ring, dude.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, wow, that's what I noticed. I was like, wow,
<v Speaker 3>they didn't change his cameras. There's so much fucking blood
<v Speaker 3>of your man.
<v Speaker 1>But mister Perfect comes in and hits the perfect plex
<v Speaker 1>on Scotty Win.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, he gets the wind stands up, pulls the
<v Speaker 3>shraps down and smacks gum out of the air and
<v Speaker 3>then they start to stump out Scotty.
<v Speaker 1>Sean Stacy just threw a fucking chair backstage. He said,
<v Speaker 1>where does this guy get off? Stand off stealing my finisher? Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna have some problems.
<v Speaker 3>Test that he had the perfect partner, and Seann Staisy
<v Speaker 3>started walking towards the fucking roy was the.
<v Speaker 1>It was a race to see you could get out
<v Speaker 1>there first out taking up.
<v Speaker 3>They called both of them.
<v Speaker 1>So mister Perfect, like you said, he attacks Scottie Albert
<v Speaker 1>comes in for the safe here test and HiT's a
<v Speaker 1>big boot. Rakes she is now.
<v Speaker 6>Here your biggish bunge in the lamb.
<v Speaker 1>There he is the biggest funds in the limb.
<v Speaker 3>The fantish ever my eyes Fata look at him, go.
<v Speaker 1>Is here, he's super kicks test. Rakeshi then backs that
<v Speaker 1>ass up on mister Perfect.
<v Speaker 3>Oh big fat ash, and then Rakeshi and Scottie hug dude. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>they fucking stik face prister Perfect, and Lawler says, oh,
<v Speaker 3>he's got skid barks on a perfect lips. J Hard says,
<v Speaker 3>the big cheeks attack the face of perfect.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. I mean, what a great gimmick. I run in
<v Speaker 1>and I put my big ass in your mouth, like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's big, ain't it?
<v Speaker 3>Skin Marks on his perfect lips is fucking disgusting. Man.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage. Kurt Angle is here with coach
<v Speaker 1>and Kurt Angle says, thank God for fan appreciation night.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he says uh. He Kurt says he is a fan.
<v Speaker 3>He says uh and he h e double hockey Sticks.
<v Speaker 3>Appreciated Stone Cold getting his butt handed to him, and
<v Speaker 3>I appreciate mister mc mahon making the steel cage match
<v Speaker 3>with me and Triple H. And Triple H you didn't
<v Speaker 3>beat me last week on SmackDown. I had you beat
<v Speaker 3>until that freak Caine hit me in the head with
<v Speaker 3>a steel chair. You got real lucky, But it's night
<v Speaker 3>in a steel cage match. Here Luck is about to
<v Speaker 3>run out and he looks up. Oh good one, Angle,
<v Speaker 3>because then you're a big trouble mister. Because while you're
<v Speaker 3>worrying about your Wrestlemingia title shot that you don't deserve, well,
<v Speaker 3>you need to be worrying about is me, because I
<v Speaker 3>am more dangerous than you could possibly imagine, and I'm
<v Speaker 3>a man with nothing to lose. Good promo.
<v Speaker 1>You're in big trouble, mister. So now it's time he
<v Speaker 1>thinks for the big gold one town hall.
<v Speaker 3>So gold Dust is here and he's in the ring
<v Speaker 3>to be interviewed by Lilian Garcia. And to start the interview,
<v Speaker 3>gold Dust squats down. All right, and Lilian says, gold Dust,
<v Speaker 3>considering the way you won the hardcore title using the
<v Speaker 3>once forgotten twenty four to seven rule, do you feel
<v Speaker 3>like you deserve to have and Goldberg? Gold Dust not Goldberg.
<v Speaker 3>He's not fucking on the show. Gold Dust got Robin says, deserve, deserve,
<v Speaker 3>ain't got nothing to do with it. Clint Eastwood unforgiven
<v Speaker 3>nineteen ninety two. I love movies, dude, Oh my go ahead.
<v Speaker 1>Gold Dust has gone back to the movie gimmick Dust. Wow,
<v Speaker 1>holy shit, I popably, so dad, movies are back.
<v Speaker 3>That's fucking good.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck streaming.
<v Speaker 3>So he just brought back the twenty four to seven rule.
<v Speaker 3>Like the idea here is that everyone else forgot that
<v Speaker 3>this was twenty four seven because Undertaker had it and
<v Speaker 3>then Maven, I guess, beat him for it, and everyone
<v Speaker 3>was like, Okay, this is just back on because we
<v Speaker 3>don't fucking we're not afraid of Maven.
<v Speaker 1>Right, it never went away, is what gold Dust says.
<v Speaker 3>It always existed, and gold dusts effect is young man, young,
<v Speaker 3>poor Maven, just like all these people are poor. Twenty
<v Speaker 3>four to seven is always existed, and nobody would but
<v Speaker 3>nobody was stupid enough to attack the Undertaker, just like
<v Speaker 3>nobody's gonna be stupi enough to attack the hardcore man
<v Speaker 3>of the ball.
<v Speaker 1>Gold gold Dust War two thousand and two.
<v Speaker 6>This has.
<v Speaker 4>Shit.
<v Speaker 3>It felt like they hit Tazz's pyro early, like they
<v Speaker 3>hadn't figured out the timing of it to his music,
<v Speaker 3>so they had his pyro and he just kind of
<v Speaker 3>walks out before the beat drops, and he also has
<v Speaker 3>Miss Jacqueline with him with a referee shirt on because
<v Speaker 3>this is not a sanctioned match, but it's a twenty
<v Speaker 3>four to seven match. I guess there was no other
<v Speaker 3>segments or matches planned at this point of the show.
<v Speaker 1>They gave gold Dust like ten minutes to talk and
<v Speaker 1>he's like, I don't need it. Yeah, Taz comes out,
<v Speaker 1>they hit his Pyro and Lola goes, oh he forgot
<v Speaker 1>also that Taz.
<v Speaker 3>That Ira dude every week fucking caing, I mean, god damn.
<v Speaker 1>So gold Dust versus Taz is your match here for
<v Speaker 1>this evening, for the hardcourt title, the featured bout of
<v Speaker 1>this hour, and Taz is here, like you mentioned, with
<v Speaker 1>Jackie in a ref shirt? Is Jackie like an official reff?
<v Speaker 1>Or did he just happen to find Jackie also in
<v Speaker 1>a ref shirt?
<v Speaker 4>Air?
<v Speaker 3>She just happened to be, you know. It was just
<v Speaker 3>one of those days where she thought, oh man, if
<v Speaker 3>I can get on the show as a refunder.
<v Speaker 2>Wardrobe, she stands up for WF and puts on the
<v Speaker 2>ref shirt.
<v Speaker 3>JR. Walked up to it and and said, you want
<v Speaker 3>a refor a direction? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>All right, good, thank you.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So Jackie just she gets paid the same to work
<v Speaker 1>or be a ref. So she shows up in a
<v Speaker 1>ref shirt, hoping that someone says, can you ref tonight
<v Speaker 1>and not have a match? Yes, so hardcore match. Taz
<v Speaker 1>starts off and explode her taz plex. Nice gold Dust
<v Speaker 1>grabs a fire extinguisher and hits him in the stomach
<v Speaker 1>with it and then drops it and never returns.
<v Speaker 4>To it.
<v Speaker 3>That's what you do.
<v Speaker 1>That's me on the video game when I grabbed that
<v Speaker 1>and I say, I don't want to use this.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what's the button to set this off?
<v Speaker 1>Ah? Fuck it? So gold Dust rolls Taz in and
<v Speaker 1>hits his ash cheek attack. He's got lips now, So
<v Speaker 1>gold Dust does his taunt, but Taz low blows him.
<v Speaker 3>Then Taz kicks him right in the ball.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't hurt that bad. So gold Dust has been
<v Speaker 1>low blowed. He shakes it off. Gold Dust then sets
<v Speaker 1>up has for Shattered Dreams.
<v Speaker 3>And I was excited.
<v Speaker 1>I'm losing my fucking mind.
<v Speaker 3>I'm so fired. I'm like, wow, let's go. He set
<v Speaker 3>up for Shattered Dreams and then he leaves.
<v Speaker 1>I mean because he's trapped in his worst nightmare. Ha ha.
<v Speaker 3>There's no escaping this. Like they should have did this
<v Speaker 3>to Andre. He would have never got out of the rope.
<v Speaker 1>Dude set him up for Shattered Dreams. It reminded me
<v Speaker 1>when I got on the game last night and just
<v Speaker 1>played his gold Dust Dude the tawe into the low blow.
<v Speaker 1>I swear to god happened in the match. I shut
<v Speaker 1>your mouth, like yeah, because you can just do the
<v Speaker 1>te over and over and over again. Oh doing it,
<v Speaker 1>and they get up off the ground and they fucking
<v Speaker 1>itch you like, get off you man. Somehow Task starts
<v Speaker 1>fighting back. Oh dude, let's fucking sell the best finish
<v Speaker 1>of all time here. How about that bat.
<v Speaker 3>Stands over there? You want right now, I'll put his
<v Speaker 3>fat ash next to me.
<v Speaker 1>So Task starts fighting back, and then Taz gets the
<v Speaker 1>TAZ mission locked in, and then gold Dust still has
<v Speaker 1>the trash can lid and he hits Taz over the
<v Speaker 1>top of his head with this trash can lid while
<v Speaker 1>he's in the TAZ mission and then falls backwards on
<v Speaker 1>top of him and pins him for the three.
<v Speaker 3>It was actually a fucking great finish, it was.
<v Speaker 1>I want to set him back up afterwards. I hit
<v Speaker 1>the Shattered Dreams again.
<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you, like, there is a missing value here
<v Speaker 3>of gold Dust setting Rakishi up the other way and
<v Speaker 3>doing it to his ass gets trapped in there.
<v Speaker 1>So we have a backstage segment. Hogan Nation Hall are
<v Speaker 1>drinking Steve Austin's beers in the locker room.
<v Speaker 3>No, no, I mean this is fucking this. Is this
<v Speaker 3>more disrespectful or equally as disrespectful as using the stunner
<v Speaker 3>on Austin. I mean this is back to back, Yeah, yeah, dude,
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck? So Scott Hall is there and he's
<v Speaker 3>the bartender. I guess last call has got all and
<v Speaker 3>he says, welcome to Stone Colds Bar. What can I
<v Speaker 3>get you? Hogan is double fisted chugging two beers and
<v Speaker 3>he crushes them all, says how about a little ice
<v Speaker 3>called Steve Wiser for your Hollywood, And Hogan says, bowed down.
<v Speaker 3>When the nWo comes to You're down, and he will
<v Speaker 3>say this six thousand more times on.
<v Speaker 1>This fucking look at him. Look, we are not doing
<v Speaker 1>that ship here. I don't know what you thought you
<v Speaker 1>were over. Dude, down, bowl down, d you want a beer?
<v Speaker 2>Shut up, that's what you're doing.
<v Speaker 3>He says. Yeah, he says bowed down. When the NBO comes,
<v Speaker 3>You're down, and Hall looks at him says, I don't
<v Speaker 3>think you could say that. Hogan says, well, they're ain't
<v Speaker 3>gonna be here like guys, and Hall says, I don't
<v Speaker 3>think we're gonna see Steve Austin ever again after that beating,
<v Speaker 3>and Nash says, listen, we don't got much of this
<v Speaker 3>beer left. I'm getting a little bored. What do you say?
<v Speaker 3>The nWo goes for little walk and Hogan looks at
<v Speaker 3>him and he's very inquisitively. He says, scroll down, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that says I'm hungry. All right, Let's get out
<v Speaker 1>of here then.
<v Speaker 3>And Jared says, how how disrespectful from these three dogs?
<v Speaker 3>That pack of dogs mentality.
<v Speaker 1>Against every time, the pack of dogs.
<v Speaker 3>I want a pack of dogs.
<v Speaker 1>Ah, so you go backstage. RVD is here with the coach. Man.
<v Speaker 1>Coach says, rv D. You want against the big show
<v Speaker 1>in Lance Storm to win an icy title shot at
<v Speaker 1>Many Actually, you know what, let's just show you everybody
<v Speaker 1>what happened. Never mind, don't worry about.
<v Speaker 3>What I said. Waste a bunch of time here. Let
<v Speaker 3>me Yeah, he says, you mind if we take a
<v Speaker 3>look at this, and already says, whoa, Of course I
<v Speaker 3>don't mind. Who doesn't like watch VD? He's so cool?
<v Speaker 3>Like this feels like a condescending version of what they
<v Speaker 3>told him to do.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll do it, is what he said. And then
<v Speaker 1>he did it. They showed the foot whoa is that? Men?
<v Speaker 4>Cool?
<v Speaker 1>This could have been Yeah, this gimmick? Could I mean
<v Speaker 1>it's our RvDs alread an all time guy to me, Yes,
<v Speaker 1>this could have been even crazier if they really wanted.
<v Speaker 3>To be watching his matches.
<v Speaker 1>That dude. Yeah, it's like when he was at Noah
<v Speaker 1>and he saw himself in the tron. Whoa is that me?
<v Speaker 3>Rbdy jumped off the top and hit the fucking Van
<v Speaker 3>Daminator on Big Show with a chair. Uh, then hit
<v Speaker 3>the five start to get the wind and Coach says,
<v Speaker 3>if you do that exact thing a Mania, you'll be
<v Speaker 3>the new Inn Carl champion, and already says, whoa, that's
<v Speaker 3>fucking true. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna hit
<v Speaker 3>my five star splash and I win the title. And
<v Speaker 3>then Lance Storm walks in and says.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, fuck you, Hey, have you seen just incredible anywhere.
<v Speaker 3>I'd like to find? Dawn Marie walks in and says,
<v Speaker 3>you got lucky at heat. Oh hell no, get this
<v Speaker 3>dude off the show. He do not mention that was
<v Speaker 3>on Heat. Here on he you're gonna be regularly relegated
<v Speaker 3>to that. You got damn bastard. He says, you beat me.
<v Speaker 3>I'm mad enough to admit it because I took it lightly,
<v Speaker 3>but tonight we have a rematch, and I'm not taking
<v Speaker 3>it lightly. I'm taking you very seriously. And already says
<v Speaker 3>whoa a little too seriously. All that built up tension,
<v Speaker 3>that's not healthy. You need to lighten up, dude, And
<v Speaker 3>Lancetorm says, oh, lighting up, that's all I gotta do.
<v Speaker 3>He slaps the ship out of rv D and Lviady
<v Speaker 3>gets fucking mad for a moment, and he exhales and
<v Speaker 3>he smiles and says, well, that's cool. Well I have
<v Speaker 3>a match then on and eat though that just sucks
<v Speaker 3>and walks away. In Shotgun Girls, Joe, I've been on
<v Speaker 3>that and Lance right, and Lance Lanstorm looks a little
<v Speaker 3>stunned here not he's a little surprised that already been
<v Speaker 3>able to keep us cool here. But he's fucking cool.
<v Speaker 1>He's cool as a cucumber. That's his gimmick, right, that's
<v Speaker 1>fucking no one can piss off.
<v Speaker 3>Rob van dam that was I mean, that was his thing,
<v Speaker 3>like even like to the boys and the writers right,
<v Speaker 3>like they were like, you need to show some fucking
<v Speaker 3>fire here, and he's.
<v Speaker 1>Like fire, who am I?
<v Speaker 4>Oh?
<v Speaker 1>Rob Damn?
<v Speaker 3>Whoa? Whoa? That is me.
<v Speaker 1>So we go to a pre tape. Christian tells arn
<v Speaker 1>Anderson he wants to quit, quick, quick, quit. Give me
<v Speaker 1>the resonation papers.
<v Speaker 4>Right now, dude.
<v Speaker 3>He's flipping out to arn Anderson. And then this is
<v Speaker 3>so goddamn funny DDP no clips with a gigantic fucking
<v Speaker 3>smack on his.
<v Speaker 1>Face of a near smile in two thousand and two.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Yeah, why Christian wants to quit? Why because he's
<v Speaker 3>been on a losing streak, right, I think that's what's
<v Speaker 3>going on here.
<v Speaker 1>TNA is starting.
<v Speaker 3>Let me go, They're gonna push me. Dude. Okay, that
<v Speaker 3>was in the Observer too. I forgot to put it
<v Speaker 3>down here. That uh, the dude that runs w W
<v Speaker 3>A like reported like he was telling people, Oh, I
<v Speaker 3>want to sign Christian because I heard he quit on
<v Speaker 3>this fact.
<v Speaker 2>That he was trying.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean he should have. He should have so
<v Speaker 3>DDP no clips, big smile on his face, and he says,
<v Speaker 3>you don't want to quit, You don't know the only
<v Speaker 3>way you're gonna get where you want to go is
<v Speaker 3>to harness that negative energy into something positive. Let's start
<v Speaker 3>off with a smile, and he smiles and Christian smiles,
<v Speaker 3>and it's super fucked up.
<v Speaker 1>I always remember that smile.
<v Speaker 3>Though, I mean that was definitely on some of the boards.
<v Speaker 3>I want to do someone's signature or avatar funny at looking.
<v Speaker 1>Christian all the time?
<v Speaker 3>He should quit. Maybe that's what he had Christians, that
<v Speaker 3>you should say I want to quit on TV so
<v Speaker 3>I can fucking fire you.
<v Speaker 1>I got grounds.
<v Speaker 3>So Christian smiles, and DDP says, it's a start. Being positive.
<v Speaker 3>Isn't a bad thing, it's a good thing. And the
<v Speaker 3>crowd fucking says along with him. I don't remember. This
<v Speaker 3>is gimmick being over, but the crowd.
<v Speaker 1>Might be super over. Actually, yeah, we.
<v Speaker 3>Got damn So we're back. We're back to live here.
<v Speaker 3>And DDP is now backstage with Christian, and DDP says, Okay, Christian,
<v Speaker 3>you've been practicing for days. This is the first step
<v Speaker 3>to the world of positive thinking. So lay it on me.
<v Speaker 3>And he fucking big, fucking smile because the Christian it
<v Speaker 3>was smiling, and I mean it might be even more
<v Speaker 3>fucked up than the one that.
<v Speaker 1>Gets yeah.
<v Speaker 3>And Christian says, I feel like an idiot, and DDP says,
<v Speaker 3>you don't look like one. That's not a bad thing.
<v Speaker 3>It's a good thing, and we're gonna go right past
<v Speaker 3>phase one to phase two, repeat after me.
<v Speaker 1>I like me.
<v Speaker 3>Christian says, I like me, and DDP says I'm a
<v Speaker 3>good person. Christian says I'm a good person. DDB says
<v Speaker 3>I'm a really good person, and Christian goes to say it,
<v Speaker 3>but his phone rings and he says all. DDP says,
<v Speaker 3>we're in the middle of a fucking session here, and
<v Speaker 3>Christian picks it up and says, who the hell is this?
<v Speaker 3>And he says, yeah, was there any question? Pull the
<v Speaker 3>damn play the faster. She goes the faster. I catch it,
<v Speaker 3>touching me back, idiot to ching call me back, idiot,
<v Speaker 3>and he hangs up, and DDB says cash in and Christians, oh, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>Grandma Edna is about to bite it. But she has
<v Speaker 3>a sweet will though, so don't worry about it anyway.
<v Speaker 3>I'm a really great person. dB says, ah, he should
<v Speaker 3>go back to phase one. What a fucking great gimmick
<v Speaker 3>this is.
<v Speaker 1>I'm convinced Christian can make anything work at any time.
<v Speaker 3>He might be the goat.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, this is like really good stuff here
<v Speaker 1>between these two.
<v Speaker 3>It's actually I mean, it's actually surprising that DDP can
<v Speaker 3>also make this work.
<v Speaker 1>Like I mean, not that he he was walking up
<v Speaker 1>a hill in a snowstorm the entire time in the wwfah.
<v Speaker 3>Like this should have been a colossal failure. But like
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you know, obviously he's not getting back to
<v Speaker 3>main event with this, but this is I mean, his
<v Speaker 3>ass is getting on WrestleMania with this gimmick.
<v Speaker 1>He's on the show. Yeah, sure, yeah. So backstage, n
<v Speaker 1>w O is walking and Hogan is saying, bow down
<v Speaker 1>and haul three seventeen.
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're about to get kicked out of the NWR, man.
<v Speaker 3>Well, I think we need to hit you with the rest.
<v Speaker 3>So the nWo are walking backstage. Nash still has a
<v Speaker 3>beer in his hand. By the way, I don't know
<v Speaker 3>if you notice that.
<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't see this.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's no fucking drinking, And Hogan says, I can
<v Speaker 3>still small Astin's blood on you. Hell with three sixteen.
<v Speaker 3>Now it's Hall three seventeen, dude, all right, you like
<v Speaker 3>there's nothing fucking like he's just he's one number better?
<v Speaker 3>Why not all three sixteen? Ever?
<v Speaker 1>Fine, if we're booking this ship, I saw that I
<v Speaker 1>would probably turn to you guys and I would say,
<v Speaker 1>I think we have to kill the nWo.
<v Speaker 3>That's what Vince was saying, eating.
<v Speaker 2>Whatever. We paid you a lot of money, do whatever
<v Speaker 2>you want whatever.
<v Speaker 3>Maybe it's Hall and Nash three eighteen and Hokian four
<v Speaker 3>thousand in twenty seven, hold on.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we might have to kill the n wus And
<v Speaker 1>someone called the Big Show and give him a hat.
<v Speaker 3>Foot Nash is a six min tag now with the Dudley's.
<v Speaker 3>So they walk up on a staff member who's just
<v Speaker 3>sitting there wearing a stone cold shirt, and Haul walks
<v Speaker 3>up to him and pushes his head and says, hey,
<v Speaker 3>goof what are you an Austin fan? No, I just
<v Speaker 3>they fucking made wear the stupid shirt for the segment.
<v Speaker 3>Sorry about that.
<v Speaker 1>You know, I work here and I support the stars
<v Speaker 1>on the show and the show, so I'm just wearing
<v Speaker 1>a Steve Moss.
<v Speaker 3>Oh you're a Mark Yeah, I do, ye.
<v Speaker 4>Know what the fuck?
<v Speaker 3>I work here?
<v Speaker 4>What the hell dude?
<v Speaker 3>The guy legit stands up and says, I'm just a
<v Speaker 3>standshand trying to make my job. Come on, and you're
<v Speaker 3>a loser to the role. You want to know what no, No,
<v Speaker 3>I don't.
<v Speaker 2>Stylis shirt. They made me cover it over, you know what?
<v Speaker 4>The fuck?
<v Speaker 3>Hall shoves the guy into some pipe because of course
<v Speaker 3>there's always extra pipe for Then he rips the guy's
<v Speaker 3>shirt off and pushes him against the wall, and Jared says,
<v Speaker 3>this is pathetic. I mean, the group sucks.
<v Speaker 1>Its I'm killing the w.
<v Speaker 3>Uh So National Hogan stop him and him the back off,
<v Speaker 3>and Hall turns around around the walk away and National
<v Speaker 3>Hogan both go whoa, And Hall's like what ANDAs looks
<v Speaker 3>at me, he says, he just flips you off, man,
<v Speaker 3>and Hall turns around and rushes the guy, punches him
<v Speaker 3>in the head.
<v Speaker 2>They really wanted to get that over. You want to
<v Speaker 2>know what, nWo, That's what they were trying.
<v Speaker 3>And Nash says, suck on this, and he knocks an
<v Speaker 3>entire shelf onto the guy, and Hogan looks down at
<v Speaker 3>the guy, who is buried underneath a shelf and goes
<v Speaker 3>monkey bown.
<v Speaker 1>A bow down when it's call comes to your town, Oh.
<v Speaker 3>Three seventeen brother monkey.
<v Speaker 1>Cut cut cut, cut cut cut The segment.
<v Speaker 4>Why do you keep saying it?
<v Speaker 1>Why do you keep saying that?
<v Speaker 3>In one night, they've tried to make like Hogan tried
<v Speaker 3>to make sixteen new shirts. Monkey bound down? What what dances? What?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Just playing back in the Red and Yellow.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Yeah with edge, good about it here? I have
<v Speaker 3>Brock fans kick his answers not here yet, cal him up,
<v Speaker 3>call him up early?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, go ahead, sign that kid.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we got an idea.
<v Speaker 3>Monkey.
<v Speaker 1>So Godfather is at WWF New York dancing new gimmick.
<v Speaker 2>Dude.
<v Speaker 1>So Tris Straddis versus Jazz for the WWF Women's titles.
<v Speaker 3>Up next, dude, huge pop for Trish by the way.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean she's one of the most over like
<v Speaker 1>wrestlers in w W history probably.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So Jazz hits the ring here, uh and immediately bumps Trish.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, Jazz is awesome. I mean, I don't know
<v Speaker 3>if we've had a lot of chances to talk about Jazz.
<v Speaker 3>I think Jazz is fucking cool as fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, she was one of the coolest wrestlers back then,
<v Speaker 1>for real.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>So Trish fires back with some kicks, Uh, missus a
<v Speaker 1>splash in the corner, Jazz takes back over. Jazz hits
<v Speaker 1>a leg drop for it.
<v Speaker 3>Too, aude, no gimick. I see, how about I come
<v Speaker 3>out there and daggy brother for real?
<v Speaker 4>When you see jazz, oh best?
<v Speaker 3>So I think, what.
<v Speaker 1>When you see jazz going, you might jazz seventeen?
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, leg drop?
<v Speaker 1>Right, it had to be the leg drop. It had
<v Speaker 1>to be the leg drop.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right.
<v Speaker 1>The Jazz locks in the STF, but Trish gets the rope.
<v Speaker 1>Trish fires back with two lines and a Flapjack hits
<v Speaker 1>a chick kick.
<v Speaker 3>By the way, single leg crab into s G S
<v Speaker 3>t F. Great fucking secuts there.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that gets somebody over for real. Trish goes to
<v Speaker 1>the Statisfaction, but Jazz counters and hate beals Trish.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, fucking the hair whip is nuts. Like, I'm sure
<v Speaker 3>it doesn't hurt as much as it seems, but I
<v Speaker 3>always thought, wow, that's fucking gnarley. Also, yeah, they weren't
<v Speaker 3>even calling it the chicckkick yet. This is super early
<v Speaker 3>in Tricia's career. The Statisfaction they were calling it but chitkick.
<v Speaker 3>I guess wasn't over yet.
<v Speaker 1>They're uh, I mean, they're taking advantage of their time here.
<v Speaker 1>They're actually working a pretty fun match. I enjoyed this.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jazz does it a second time on her shirt
<v Speaker 1>and and Tricia's shirt gets ripped off. Trish then runs
<v Speaker 1>down Jazz and locks in her own STF.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I mean the top came off and Trish started
<v Speaker 3>whooping Jazz's ass like. It wasn't like a oh fuck,
<v Speaker 3>I'm sexy and look at my boobs. It was like
<v Speaker 3>you just fucking embarrassed me and now I'm gonna kill you.
<v Speaker 1>So Jazz gets the rope to get out of the STF,
<v Speaker 1>but Trisha actually doesn't break it, and the bell is
<v Speaker 1>rung and I guess Jazz ends up winning by dqu.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess that's right. Yeah yeah, and the ref
<v Speaker 3>pulstriss off of the submission and he fucking falls over.
<v Speaker 3>Trish falls out of the ring. Trist then sprints around
<v Speaker 3>the ring. Jazz is still like leaning on the Ropetri's
<v Speaker 3>runs around the rings. Slabs are the fucking head.
<v Speaker 1>So Undertaker is walking to the ring and JR. Says
<v Speaker 1>that's booger.
<v Speaker 3>Red I swear we've talked about is why the the
<v Speaker 3>fuck is booger? Read again?
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so I looked it up. There's a thread here.
<v Speaker 1>It says today I learned what the hell JR meant
<v Speaker 1>when he tried to make the Undertaker's nickname booger Red.
<v Speaker 1>He says, two quotes from JR. Booger Red. What's booger read?
<v Speaker 1>A nickname that I unsuccessfully hung on the American badass character?
<v Speaker 1>As I recall, booger Read was the nickname of another
<v Speaker 1>redheaded badass from Texas, former ut linebacker and Hall of
<v Speaker 1>Famer Tommy Nobis. If you look up booger in the dictionary,
<v Speaker 1>it is a Southern expression meaning a frightening apparition, of
<v Speaker 1>which Undertaker certainly is. Plus he has redheaded. I thought
<v Speaker 1>the name worked, but others didn't. Vince tells him to stop.
<v Speaker 1>Jim Ross notes that he was instructed by the Home
<v Speaker 1>office stop using booger Red for his name.
<v Speaker 3>He definitely used it for He used it long enough
<v Speaker 3>that I remember this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like he tried to get it over. Yeah, he
<v Speaker 2>did it a lot.
<v Speaker 1>I remember. I'm just not having fun at work. I'm
<v Speaker 1>just trying to make it fun. This is a shitty year,
<v Speaker 1>so far.
<v Speaker 3>Rest when his card shucks, bitch, I can say whatever
<v Speaker 3>I want.
<v Speaker 1>Show he died, Okay, it doesn't matter where the fuck.
<v Speaker 3>Are you gonna have a place where.
<v Speaker 4>You or something?
<v Speaker 1>You're fired?
<v Speaker 2>Burgerams I used to call him.
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking what I've written down? What do you want
<v Speaker 1>me to change?
<v Speaker 3>Her head and he's answering, back.
<v Speaker 1>Button, he has the wrong one. He hits the wrong button.
<v Speaker 1>You want me say, you yourself a bitch.
<v Speaker 2>From a fuck you.
<v Speaker 1>You're fucking fired, DNA right now, get out of here.
<v Speaker 1>Aj Styles that get the fuck out of here. You
<v Speaker 1>have me, booger Styles. We'll go to.
<v Speaker 3>Bucket sent this dude on fire?
<v Speaker 2>Did Christian with you?
<v Speaker 3>Christian?
<v Speaker 1>What the This is the first song hearing that? So
<v Speaker 1>we go backstage. Stephanie is on the phone with Chris Jericho,
<v Speaker 1>who is lost.
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, Stephanie's in the fucking locker room. She's on
<v Speaker 3>the phone. She said, how can you be lost? It's Greenwich, Connecticut,
<v Speaker 3>not that Bermuda triangle. Jericho. That's a killer.
<v Speaker 1>You'll hang off this phone right now. I'll ruin this segment.
<v Speaker 3>Stephanie's flipping out, saying you need me. I know, Triple A,
<v Speaker 3>just secrets and weaknesses and you're gonna make me happy.
<v Speaker 3>And then she turns around and sees Triple H and says,
<v Speaker 3>I gotta go. She says, what do you want? And
<v Speaker 3>Triple A says, I want you out of my life.
<v Speaker 3>And seventies is too bad, because you're going to be
<v Speaker 3>paying me checks for the rest of your life. And
<v Speaker 3>Triple A says, well, in the meantime, you left a
<v Speaker 3>few things, So I brought you a box of your stuff.
<v Speaker 3>And since it's your box, appropriately it's quite large. That's
<v Speaker 3>a big pussy, right, that's cool, Yeah, that's right. Okay,
<v Speaker 3>So your lage dumps this box on the floor and
<v Speaker 3>fucking just falls off the ground stuff. He's flipping out,
<v Speaker 3>and she says, I hope kurd Angle kicks your ass
<v Speaker 3>in that cage batch tonight. Hey my lotion, oh great,
<v Speaker 3>oh goodness, this good is so dry. She starts fucking
<v Speaker 3>rubbing the lotion on herself, and Triple Ah looks at
<v Speaker 3>her and has a smile on his face. She said,
<v Speaker 3>do you mind, and he leaves. Segment ends with her
<v Speaker 3>rubbing lotion on herself. I imagine that something goes wrong
<v Speaker 3>here with this lotion.
<v Speaker 1>So Undertaker town Hall is up next.
<v Speaker 3>And someone here, he comes, stop me, what the fuck? Microphone?
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, would take comes to ring on his bike
<v Speaker 3>and chair says, you gotta wonder with with Rick Flare
<v Speaker 3>or out here attending what we hear as a family emergency.
<v Speaker 3>A lot of Undertakers even here tonight because it's fair
<v Speaker 3>Appreciation night. That's why I practice this his fucking job, because.
<v Speaker 1>Any stars in this show, someone's gotta be over.
<v Speaker 3>I got his ass whooped, all right, you don't gotta
<v Speaker 3>talk to me like that. So they they replay on SmackDown,
<v Speaker 3>they don't really explain why this happened, but I enjoyed
<v Speaker 3>it nonetheless. So on SmackDown, Undertaker choke slammed Al Snow
<v Speaker 3>on the floor.
<v Speaker 1>The only thing that I could get from this is
<v Speaker 1>that Al's is one of rig Flair's best friends.
<v Speaker 3>That's okay, that's fucking what it sounded like.
<v Speaker 1>They said, what Taker do To's friend? And as you
<v Speaker 1>can see here, this is Al Snow.
<v Speaker 3>Rig Flair loved him.
<v Speaker 1>Some called him boogerhead. Yeah you're fucking fired.
<v Speaker 4>Here right now, dude.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Taker choke slaves Al Snow on the floor and
<v Speaker 3>then puts him back into the ring to put him
<v Speaker 3>in a Dragon sleeper, which is awesome. Flair runs down
<v Speaker 3>the ring and pulls a pipe out of Undertaker's bike.
<v Speaker 3>I don't understand, uh, and then he beat take her
<v Speaker 3>to ship with it, and Flaire says, when it comes
<v Speaker 3>to WrestleMania, the answer is still no. But if you
<v Speaker 3>ever touch a friend of mine again, I'm gonna show
<v Speaker 3>you why I'm the dirtiest player in the game. So
<v Speaker 3>Al Snow is Flair's boy, I guess, and Taker do
<v Speaker 3>that and he.
<v Speaker 2>Kicked Okay, yeah, the honorary member of the Four Horseman
<v Speaker 2>or something.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like.
<v Speaker 6>The four Come on down here, come on down here, can.
<v Speaker 1>Chess out here? You're dying?
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Wow, keep coming it?
<v Speaker 1>Wow?
<v Speaker 2>Holy, Al Snow being Rick Flair's best friend, is.
<v Speaker 1>It looked around backstage as that well Alan, right now,
<v Speaker 1>that's fucked up, booger.
<v Speaker 3>That's fucking the funniest thing I ever heard of my life.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's the good Wow. Okay, so.
<v Speaker 3>Wow, Okay, Taker's in the ring now, and Taker says,
<v Speaker 3>a few weeks back, I should have challenged Ric Flair
<v Speaker 3>to fight me in WrestleMania, and he said no. So
<v Speaker 3>it dawned on me that I was gonna have to
<v Speaker 3>figure out what makes Rick Flair tick. WHI gets under
<v Speaker 3>his skin? So I had to beat up his best friend, Alice,
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, ol fucking Snow, but he said,
<v Speaker 3>I had no choice but to take out arn Anderson. Uh,
<v Speaker 3>let's take a look at the footage. Okay, we can
<v Speaker 3>just showed that with the other fucking footage. That's fine,
<v Speaker 3>so they should take her attacking arn Anderson, He beats
<v Speaker 3>the fuck out of him, bloodies him up. Arn gets
<v Speaker 3>back up in the ring and Taker goes back and
<v Speaker 3>the ring and big boots him in the head, just
<v Speaker 3>lays him out. I wonder where arn Anderson and al
<v Speaker 3>Snow are on the horseman's scale here, because it seems
<v Speaker 3>pretty equal from how they're laying it out here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they have to be pretty up there.
<v Speaker 3>So Taker says, I want to set the raker straight.
<v Speaker 3>I did not want to victimize arn Anderson like that.
<v Speaker 3>Why don't the talking about Al Snow? What's the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>He just must have forgot.
<v Speaker 3>He kicks al say his ass every day. This is
<v Speaker 3>part of his routine. Taker says, Rick Flair made me
<v Speaker 3>do that. So arn Anderson's blood is not on my hands,
<v Speaker 3>It's on Ric Flair's hands, because all you had to
<v Speaker 3>do is say yes. Well, Flair don't fool yourself. I'm
<v Speaker 3>more willing to prove that you're not the dirtiest player
<v Speaker 3>in the game. And sure, the fact that Rick Flair
<v Speaker 3>accepts my challenge to WrestleMania this morning, I had to
<v Speaker 3>push the envelope just a little bit further, maybe too far.
<v Speaker 3>You see this morning out of co pay your oldest
<v Speaker 3>son a visit, and j Are while Taker is talking, says,
<v Speaker 3>hell's that mean? What the hell's that mean? Getting mad?
<v Speaker 3>Taker says, his blood's not on my conscious they're on yours.
<v Speaker 3>And the sins of the father shall be visited upon
<v Speaker 3>the sun. So watch this and now it's time dwatch
<v Speaker 3>And they go to what seems to be the tough
<v Speaker 3>enough training facility and or that's what it looked like
<v Speaker 3>to me. And they show a practice session going on,
<v Speaker 3>and we mentioned earlier some guys that were in there,
<v Speaker 3>like the SATs and Tom Marks and shit, uh, Tom
<v Speaker 3>Pritchard's in the ring. David Flair is running drills with
<v Speaker 3>some dude. Take her from behind the camera, says hey Flair,
<v Speaker 3>David Flair, and Taker punches David Flair in ahead and
<v Speaker 3>he throws him across the room into the wall near
<v Speaker 3>the bathrooms and uh David Flair falls in the bathroom
<v Speaker 3>door and take her closes it. David Flair is laying there, bleeding,
<v Speaker 3>looking up an undertaker in the shower, and David Flair says,
<v Speaker 3>what are you doing? And Taker says what am I doing?
<v Speaker 3>He punches him ahead.
<v Speaker 6>I'm kicking your ass.
<v Speaker 4>That's what.
<v Speaker 1>That is.
<v Speaker 3>So damn fucking funny.
<v Speaker 1>This is a This is the high quality ass kicking dude.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I mean like he's giving him the business here.
<v Speaker 4>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>So Taker kicks his leg to the side and sticks
<v Speaker 3>down next to David Flair in the shower, puts his
<v Speaker 3>arm around him and says, you see, Flair, I told
<v Speaker 3>you I was gonna take no for an answer, and
<v Speaker 3>this is your oldest boy here, and you know what
<v Speaker 3>he means to me. You don't mean a damn thing
<v Speaker 3>to me. So Taker laps and says, you know what's
<v Speaker 3>what's it gonna be, Flair, because you know I don't
<v Speaker 3>I don't really care how far I gotta go. School's
<v Speaker 3>over for today, and you've done real good boy. He
<v Speaker 3>stands up and leaves David Flair laying there, and I
<v Speaker 3>feel like they fucking like focus on David Flair laying
<v Speaker 3>here dead for a good like minute. He's just kind
<v Speaker 3>of suffering, bleeding, trying to stand up in the shower. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>so Taker just kicks the shit out of David Flair here, uh,
<v Speaker 3>setting up for a match in two weeks with with
<v Speaker 3>Rick Flair.
<v Speaker 1>So we have rv D versus Lance Storm up next.
<v Speaker 1>RVD does his taunt, then slaps Lance Storm and gives
<v Speaker 1>him a combo and a house should dive to the outside.
<v Speaker 1>A dude with a lot of cotton candy walk by
<v Speaker 1>the hard came here during the stair down, which I
<v Speaker 1>thought was funny.
<v Speaker 3>I can't fucking believe you wrote that down. I wrote,
<v Speaker 3>big ass cotton candy going by fucked up that that's
<v Speaker 3>how our brains work. That's fucking nuts, big ass cot
<v Speaker 3>candy candy.
<v Speaker 1>So rv D hits a spinny kick of the barricade,
<v Speaker 1>goes for a monkey flip in the corner, but Storm
<v Speaker 1>kicks his leg out of.
<v Speaker 3>His leg A fucking awesome, great call, by the way,
<v Speaker 3>but yeah, drop kick to the knee out of the
<v Speaker 3>fucking roll through was sweet.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, it was.
<v Speaker 1>I thought that was a super good cutoff there. So
<v Speaker 1>his Storm locks into half crab, but RVD gets to
<v Speaker 1>the ropes, RVD hits a spinning heel kick for two,
<v Speaker 1>and the rolling Lightning.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Okay, I fucking knew that had a name and
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't remember it. That fizzits me off.
<v Speaker 1>I think it's that feels because it's the leg drop first,
<v Speaker 1>not the senter.
<v Speaker 3>We couldn't bast off of the leg right to do
<v Speaker 3>the role thunder, so he had to pivot, which I
<v Speaker 3>thought was fucking cool. So Lawla on commentary says, let
<v Speaker 3>me ask you this, j R. If I reach out
<v Speaker 3>of this desk and pulled out a big wrench and no.
<v Speaker 1>Keep watching them.
<v Speaker 3>If I reached out of this desk and pulled out
<v Speaker 3>a bigg wrench and busted you're head wide open with it,
<v Speaker 3>would you go to the hospital? Well, yes, I would,
<v Speaker 3>all right.
<v Speaker 1>Rolling Storm HiT's air pilman for a two baste. Storm
<v Speaker 1>argues with the raft, which gives RVD enough time to
<v Speaker 1>pop up in has spindkit.
<v Speaker 3>Chairless vandam.
<v Speaker 1>It just goes for it and RVD hits the fives.
<v Speaker 1>RVD hits the five star frog slash and wins.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I think an underrated thing that RVD does. I mean,
<v Speaker 3>it's something that's obviously synonymous with him and I, but like,
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if it's talked about how impressive it
<v Speaker 3>is that he jumps from the fucking matt to the
<v Speaker 3>top rope like I was, I know, yeah right. I
<v Speaker 3>replayed a couple of times because I was looking at
<v Speaker 3>I was like, dude, I don't understand, Like, not only
<v Speaker 3>does he jump to the top rope, he he turns
<v Speaker 3>to be in like position to go, Like, how the
<v Speaker 3>do you do that?
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it was just one of his things, right,
<v Speaker 1>made him cool? I made him stand out cool.
<v Speaker 3>It's me, you guys see that who I did?
<v Speaker 6>It looked?
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage. N w O is here and
<v Speaker 1>Hogan says.
<v Speaker 4>Battle down on Stone call.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck dude, what the fuck is up with this?
<v Speaker 3>So Haul, Nash and Hogan are and catering and Nasha
<v Speaker 3>is drinking out of a little cup no more beer
<v Speaker 3>this time. He's trying to sober up Rice some water, uh,
<v Speaker 3>and Haul is talking about Austin and Hall says he
<v Speaker 3>wants to treat me like an animal. You're the animal Austin,
<v Speaker 3>and Hogan says, bounte in fan appreciation night, for all
<v Speaker 3>the nWo fans, the rock ain't gonna be here no more.
<v Speaker 1>Do you ever see that picture with the three dudes
<v Speaker 1>and the guy puts his hand on his shoulder, Yes, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's Scott Hall and Nash looking at Hogan. They put
<v Speaker 1>the hand on his shoulder.
<v Speaker 3>Enough, so Nash says, listen, Vince said, somebody's got to
<v Speaker 3>represent tonight, and something somebody's got to represent. Vince said
<v Speaker 3>that when the fuck did he say that? He had
<v Speaker 3>a whole thing at the start here, not saying that
<v Speaker 3>it's interesting. And Nash says, we're gonna do this old
<v Speaker 3>school little rock paper scissors.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 3>So they's ging up for rock paper scissors, and I
<v Speaker 3>stagehand walks up and says, excuse me, gentlemen, excuse me.
<v Speaker 3>And they all look at him confused, and Scott All
<v Speaker 3>says what.
<v Speaker 1>And what do you look at him? Confused? For I
<v Speaker 1>work here, I'm doing my job.
<v Speaker 3>What do you think is going on here? And the
<v Speaker 3>guy says, I need to check the coffee in Hall?
<v Speaker 3>I mean, this is this is the most Scott Hall
<v Speaker 3>fucking thing I've ever heard in my life.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is the this is like Tier one
<v Speaker 1>bully and this is insane.
<v Speaker 3>Guy says, I need to check the coffee, and Hall says,
<v Speaker 3>you want to check the coffee? You're the coffee.
<v Speaker 1>Checker or the coffee checker, and the.
<v Speaker 3>Guy says yes, and Hogan says, that is my job,
<v Speaker 3>coffee checker. Dude, you're the coffee checker. You're a Jabroni man,
<v Speaker 3>that's why fucking job. Scott like the fuck so haul
<v Speaker 3>It says, oh, let me hope you and he goes
<v Speaker 3>over the coffee and they open up the top of
<v Speaker 3>the John and the fucking dude's looking inside. I guess
<v Speaker 3>to check how the coffee's doing, and Scott Hall fucking
<v Speaker 3>dunks this dude's head into it and then fucking like
<v Speaker 3>knocks it over, dumps it all over the dude. The
<v Speaker 3>guy is screaming in agony. I've never heard somebody screaming.
<v Speaker 3>Maybe JR. When he's gonna set on fire, but this
<v Speaker 3>is like right up there with it. This dude fucking screaming.
<v Speaker 1>Jr's on fire again.
<v Speaker 2>That's probably what they say back walking by.
<v Speaker 3>He must have called him booger red again out of Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>this dude is screaming bloody murder. He's fucked and you
<v Speaker 3>hear it's getting quired or inquired because he's crawling away,
<v Speaker 3>I guess, and dude dumped coffee on. I'm screaming for
<v Speaker 3>his life and the n w O now doing rock
<v Speaker 3>paper scissors, and they just fucking let it go. They
<v Speaker 3>don't give a ship. They's ruined this guy's life.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, they moved past here anyway. I remember the promo
<v Speaker 2>package at WrestleMania. They add like a coffee, like a
<v Speaker 2>burning like they show it sound effect and they yeah,
<v Speaker 2>they show oh you the coffee check. Yeah, the coffee check.
<v Speaker 2>And then you know, like when Mankind the halftime heats
<v Speaker 2>and he was on the oh my god, yeah sound effect. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>you do the coffee. I always remember the coffee check.
<v Speaker 2>You checked the call and then Jar's going, he's calling
<v Speaker 2>scolding hot coffee because you do.
<v Speaker 3>I'm drinking the ship out.
<v Speaker 4>On fire?
<v Speaker 1>The hell is that?
<v Speaker 4>Man?
<v Speaker 3>Hey wish, how you fucking suis? Event She's saying this
<v Speaker 3>over the video bagage. So Haul wins the rock paper
<v Speaker 3>scissors and he's excited and he says, I'm going to
<v Speaker 3>represent and that's wide eyed, super fired up. You're going
<v Speaker 3>to represent that. He fucking starts pushing all. I said,
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck happened there? And Hogan once again, of
<v Speaker 3>course ends the segment bow down, bow down, bow downed
<v Speaker 3>enough with the bow down, what's fucking wrong with you?
<v Speaker 3>All right, dude?
<v Speaker 1>So we go to the ring side table for a second,
<v Speaker 1>and then we go backstage and it's all Cog. Now
<v Speaker 1>they're in a different room.
<v Speaker 3>We come upon Hogan posing and Hogan's I can see
<v Speaker 3>it now, guys, the Immortal Hall cogin versus The Rock
<v Speaker 3>and WrestleMania Toronto as the bowls down to Hollywood.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know we have that here All three seventeen.
<v Speaker 3>But guys, he's going to smack on Thursday? And what
<v Speaker 3>kind of shape he's gonna be in? Did he read
<v Speaker 3>like an extra like line that wasn't meant for him?
<v Speaker 3>How does he know the Rocks coming to Thursday? And
<v Speaker 3>why does he care what Shapey's gonna be in? That
<v Speaker 3>sounds like a wild line j are supposed to give.
<v Speaker 3>Hogan says, uh, we didn't give the Rock a special
<v Speaker 3>and to be a welcome committee. But tonight your night, brother,
<v Speaker 3>All three seventeen, it's all on you, bro, all the
<v Speaker 3>ship down, father, and Nash says, let's play let's pack
<v Speaker 3>an opponent and he's they have this like Royal Rumbler,
<v Speaker 3>the Royal Rumbler, Royal rumble tumblr easy for me to say,
<v Speaker 3>uh with I guess names in it.
<v Speaker 1>That's the official name of it. By the way, when
<v Speaker 1>I wrote it down too, I put royal rumble tumbs.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but Lawler calls it something else later.
<v Speaker 1>It's a bingo u tumbler or something like that.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I guess yeah, names And it's in Nash's
<v Speaker 3>mister pay hes preacking opponent and Hogan says, it's not
<v Speaker 3>Andre the Giant too, he's dead maing. So Hall picks
<v Speaker 3>a ball, opens it up and he shows it to
<v Speaker 3>both in. Hogan says whoa, and Hall says, you guys
<v Speaker 3>are gonna be with me, right, And they're like yeah,
<v Speaker 3>of course. And they leave the room and run into
<v Speaker 3>another stagehand and just fucking shove them out of the way.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, they're like bullying this entire staff. None of
<v Speaker 3>the wrestlers, just stage hands. I guess there's no stars
<v Speaker 3>for them to fight on this show.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we have a Scott Hall town Hall before we
<v Speaker 1>get started with his Matt here tonight.
<v Speaker 3>Talk a little more, don't they? So yeah, Scott Hall
<v Speaker 3>comes out in Nash and Hogan and Lalla on commentary says,
<v Speaker 3>I hope you don't mind, JR. I put your name
<v Speaker 3>in the Tumblr, and Jared.
<v Speaker 6>Says, what.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, at this point in the show, I
<v Speaker 1>have seen the nwos so much. I don't want to
<v Speaker 1>see the dude.
<v Speaker 3>I'm so over it. Yeah, like and like I like
<v Speaker 3>the nWo in this area just because it's weird, like
<v Speaker 3>it's the first time they're there, still, like it's still
<v Speaker 3>fresh in this at this point, but it's like, wow,
<v Speaker 3>they've been in I can't even count how many segments
<v Speaker 3>over five segments on this show, right like this is
<v Speaker 3>yet this is crazy. See a Hall has a mic
<v Speaker 3>and they're putting that all the blood on the canvas,
<v Speaker 3>and Scott Hall, of course says, hey nice, it's fan
<v Speaker 3>appreciation night. And I'm sure all you fans appreciated Scott
<v Speaker 3>Hall kicking stone colds ass and one more treat for you.
<v Speaker 3>It's fan appreciation night. Oh got that?
<v Speaker 1>Anyone here?
<v Speaker 3>So the next WWF superstar who enters this ring in
<v Speaker 3>my mind is Stone Cold Steve Austin. Well you know
<v Speaker 3>who it is because you fucking have the ball that
<v Speaker 3>we saw. We saw that segment that aired, so whatever, Well,
<v Speaker 3>here comes his opponent, little Spike Dudley.
<v Speaker 1>So we have Scott Hall versus Spike Dudley here as
<v Speaker 1>you're featured of the.
<v Speaker 3>Evening, Spike Dudley, that's stone Colds.
<v Speaker 1>I don't care anymore.
<v Speaker 3>I mean I hate this show for real, Like I mean, I.
<v Speaker 1>Mean, this is embarrassed on this product that we're doing.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, like, where are the stars?
<v Speaker 1>So Scott Oli versus Spike Dudley, Spike comes down to
<v Speaker 1>the ring. I'm sure the boys backstage love seeing this
<v Speaker 1>match happen.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I'm sure they did too.
<v Speaker 1>Like this nWo gets the whole show. They just fucking
<v Speaker 1>beat the dog shit out of this dude.
<v Speaker 3>Everyone.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure the boys backstation, Oh yeah,
<v Speaker 1>this is gonna work out.
<v Speaker 3>It is rubbing his hands and he's taping up as
<v Speaker 3>we speak.
<v Speaker 1>He's wondering if you should hit the ring.
<v Speaker 3>Dude. The whole match, Lawler is calling Spikestone cold, which
<v Speaker 3>is I mean, it's fucking funny as fuck. He does
<v Speaker 3>it so much that like JR. At one point starts
<v Speaker 3>yelling at him, are you drunk? What is wrong with you?
<v Speaker 1>So Scott hall Uh and Spike start this off your
<v Speaker 1>Spike inside cradles Scott for two right off the rip.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what the deal is. Maybe the crowd also,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Yeah, because there's like no heat to
<v Speaker 1>this at all. No, they don't really want to see
<v Speaker 1>Spike win. They don't really care if Scott wins. Can
<v Speaker 1>we get to the cage match?
<v Speaker 3>I saw at the NBO kill the fucking most popular
<v Speaker 3>guy in the company. Now they get to watch them
<v Speaker 3>beat the least popular guy in the company. Oh this
<v Speaker 3>is fucking great.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like Spike doesn't even have like what he had
<v Speaker 1>in ECW where he could come in and like the
<v Speaker 1>crowd would want him to win. Well, they would just
<v Speaker 1>want him to win. They'd want the crowd will try
<v Speaker 1>to will him to win, right sure, Yeah, that's totally
<v Speaker 1>not here for this. The crowds just Okay, beat this
<v Speaker 1>guy and let's get to the cage match.
<v Speaker 3>Shot him with the razor's edge please, Yeah, Like this
<v Speaker 3>is the coolest dude ever, right, Like, hit on with
<v Speaker 3>that ship, hit it with the discus punch, Come on, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>followay slam, let's go.
<v Speaker 1>Paul is wearing the nWo shirt and pants, not even
<v Speaker 1>just not even giving it a go.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, shut your mouth all the time.
<v Speaker 1>This shit's crazy. Looks like ringside security.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, you're right.
<v Speaker 1>Spike head butt cheeses them out the corner.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I all caps for that one for me, by
<v Speaker 3>the way, jeez. Yeah, and he goes for the dude.
<v Speaker 3>He goes with the Dudley dog and all crouches him
<v Speaker 3>on the top rope. But as he's going for it,
<v Speaker 3>Lawler says he was going for the stunners. That's a
<v Speaker 3>chance that's flipping out. Are you drunk?
<v Speaker 1>So Scott punches him. When he's croshed on the ropes,
<v Speaker 1>he falls to the outside. Hogan spikes him into the post.
<v Speaker 1>That's funny.
<v Speaker 3>Lawn darts him in the post. Nash Snake eyes him
<v Speaker 3>onto the apron. Yeah, like they needed to kick this
<v Speaker 3>guy's ask just a little more.
<v Speaker 1>Scott Hall didn't hit the Danielson soup lex I said,
<v Speaker 1>oh my god.
<v Speaker 3>I okay. When he fucking puts Spike up on the rope,
<v Speaker 3>I was like, Oh, this is gonna be like awesome,
<v Speaker 3>Like Spike's gonna do like a second rope Dudley Dog
<v Speaker 3>or some crazy shit here. No, somehow even crazier Scott
<v Speaker 3>Hall doing fucking the Danielson. I said what.
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't believe it. I said, Wow, you wanted to
<v Speaker 1>do this tonight.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, we're gonna work a little.
<v Speaker 1>I can't do this to anyone else I'll work it with.
<v Speaker 1>So let's just do that tonight.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, that must have been any try. I can still go.
<v Speaker 3>I just did the fucking back soup plex.
<v Speaker 1>So Scott Holden hits the outsider's edge and pins him
<v Speaker 1>with his foot and beats him and then they throw
<v Speaker 1>him out the ring and tone to piss off, dude.
<v Speaker 3>They get in the ring, Nash gets in the ring
<v Speaker 3>before the match is over, by the way, like he's
<v Speaker 3>fucking he knows it's done, and fucking they're they're standing
<v Speaker 3>over Spike. I thought, like Tony said earlier, I thought
<v Speaker 3>they were gonna tag him here, like I thought he
<v Speaker 3>was getting spray painted for you. Instead, they just should
<v Speaker 3>can him, and Lalla on commentary says, oh, give him
<v Speaker 3>some props Jr. And Jerry says, oh, yeah, give him
<v Speaker 3>some props. He's cool, Hey keV, I'm cool, Hey Hey
<v Speaker 3>Holts your I'm cool, aren't I give me a break?
<v Speaker 3>Fucking dig shucks.
<v Speaker 1>He was all right. So we go backstage and Kurt
<v Speaker 1>Engle walks into Stephanie's room, and Stephanie, of course, is
<v Speaker 1>reeling from using the lotion from earlier.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Kurt walks in and says, holy Sweet Mother of God,
<v Speaker 3>a fucking unbelievable amount of words there, and the camera
<v Speaker 3>slowly pins around and shows Stephanie is broken out in
<v Speaker 3>crazy hives and is very itchy, and CURTSI is, actually, Step,
<v Speaker 3>you don't look that, but you can't even notice it.
<v Speaker 3>Step says really, and Step says, I know you're lying.
<v Speaker 3>I know you're like you need to go. You need
<v Speaker 3>to kill Triple H, make him a monster, get rid
<v Speaker 3>of them, and curtsis, I'll make it up. I'll make
<v Speaker 3>a pay, don't I'll do it right now, don't you worry.
<v Speaker 3>So up next to the cage match, Triple ahe versus
<v Speaker 3>Kurt angle, which I mean, like if you watch us
<v Speaker 3>in a bubble, which I did, hear, this match doesn't
<v Speaker 3>mean shit. I mean, the nWo is the only thing
<v Speaker 3>I cared about on this whole show. This cage match
<v Speaker 3>isn't very heated up like Triple H made her itchy.
<v Speaker 3>Oh fuckwe God.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I don't even know if they mentioned one time,
<v Speaker 2>like the rest Mania match trip places in do they
<v Speaker 2>like they.
<v Speaker 3>They so Kurt mentions it as like hey you fucking
<v Speaker 3>watch out, I might kill you before Mania.
<v Speaker 2>That could passer by comment right like it doesn't mean.
<v Speaker 3>That, and Stephanie on the phone saying you want me
<v Speaker 3>at your corner a Mania because I can help you
<v Speaker 3>beat Triple H.
<v Speaker 2>After thought from this, you know, it's like cream or
<v Speaker 2>whatever she puts all over her buddy.
<v Speaker 3>Unless maybe at this point, like I don't ask cream. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>like maybe they were like, well that's not the main
<v Speaker 3>event Amania. It's gonna be rock Hogan, so whatever, but
<v Speaker 3>like you and that, it's like this is the fucking
<v Speaker 3>undisputed title, Like I don't know, this probably should mean
<v Speaker 3>something here. Why is christ Sharuggle not on this fucking show?
<v Speaker 1>He's not? I'm sure. So we have Kurt angle versus
<v Speaker 1>Triple H Steelcage main events escape only.
<v Speaker 3>I thought that was interesting. I guess that was just
<v Speaker 3>for the entire Stephanie part of this match. I yeah,
<v Speaker 3>that's why I could think I could have just did
<v Speaker 3>that with pin Falls too, but that's fine.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they had a story, it's all right.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Triple H does his uh his the water spit
<v Speaker 3>like on top of the cage. I thought that was cool.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know why he didn't do it towards Hardcam though.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't care. Said whatever, steel cage cold, whatever, Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Do whatever, I mean, like whatever H Russia Many eighteen
<v Speaker 3>is brought to you by shower Skittles, I think, I mean,
<v Speaker 3>that's one. I love sour skittles too. I don't think
<v Speaker 3>there are sour as that used to be.
<v Speaker 1>No man used to lick the fucking ship up them things.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Yeah, I mean like my mouth definitely, that's like,
<v Speaker 3>are they in your mouth or you just.
<v Speaker 1>Hold hand sour skittles with the mountain dew vault.
<v Speaker 3>I mean you're definitely putting a bunch of sour skittles
<v Speaker 3>in my mouth and then drinking it right, Like.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you thought that was so cool. I bet you won't.
<v Speaker 2>I'll watch this, yeah, dude.
<v Speaker 1>So Triple H starts on top here in this mess,
<v Speaker 1>that's the wrong. All these are pretty good. So trim
<v Speaker 1>A starts on top here and JR says, you know,
<v Speaker 1>what this is just a lame appreciation night.
<v Speaker 3>I gotta shay this show kind of stame.
<v Speaker 1>You think the fans are lame?
<v Speaker 3>No, you, Ash White. I love the fans, I hate you,
<v Speaker 3>and I hate this show.
<v Speaker 1>I think bensh mc man's kind of an asshole.
<v Speaker 3>Hey, why do you fucking die?
<v Speaker 1>Fat boy? I'll take his headshet off right now. I'll
<v Speaker 1>kill this main event.
<v Speaker 4>The RAF.
<v Speaker 1>The ref is shouting thirty thirty. I'll look at the
<v Speaker 1>clock on the video. There's thirteen minutes left.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, sure, dude, I know I read the CALTA. I
<v Speaker 2>read the sheet. I know I got thirty minutes.
<v Speaker 1>So Kern Angle tries to escape the cage thirteen.
<v Speaker 8>I know he said, now wrap it out. What's one
<v Speaker 8>provo time, Kurt Angle?
<v Speaker 2>I got a thirteen minutes sequence to finish this bad
<v Speaker 2>Let me get it.
<v Speaker 3>In those thirteen we were just getting to the finish
<v Speaker 3>Teddy thirteen.
<v Speaker 1>I have fourteen reasons to finish up my time for
<v Speaker 1>the w w aft to night.
<v Speaker 2>Kurt ain't go.
<v Speaker 1>Tryes to escape, but Triple A's just pulls him back
<v Speaker 1>down and bumps him a long way off the top rope.
<v Speaker 1>I mean that was a bump it was. Kurt Low
<v Speaker 1>blows Triple H and hits back to back belly to
<v Speaker 1>belly souplexes.
<v Speaker 3>Here, Kurt is that like the cage door at some point,
<v Speaker 3>and he's looking at Teddy Long and he says, let
<v Speaker 3>me out, let me out, and Teddy Long looks at
<v Speaker 3>him and says, where you going?
<v Speaker 4>Fteen? No, I don't need the time.
<v Speaker 6>I don't want to get out.
<v Speaker 3>Why is he not letting him out before you go?
<v Speaker 2>And you got thirty minutes left?
<v Speaker 1>So Kurrent's triple German souplexes and asks for the door
<v Speaker 1>to be open. Uh. Triple Ah stops him from leaving
<v Speaker 1>the door and hits a neck breaker. Triple H hits
<v Speaker 1>a running knee spinebuster, jumping knee combo. Triple Ah goes
<v Speaker 1>to climb out, but Kurt stops him. Triple Ah pushes
<v Speaker 1>him off, and he bumps all the way to the
<v Speaker 1>center of the ring, just jumps fucking gnarly.
<v Speaker 3>By the way, this whole match, Jerry Lawler is like
<v Speaker 3>saying the Triple H is a small dick, Like that's
<v Speaker 3>his whole fucking thing here. This whole match is him saying, Wow,
<v Speaker 3>he's got a little fucking pecker I heard from Stephanie. Dude, Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>he's he says, you know what Stephanie told me about
<v Speaker 3>Triple Chin says what Kang, He's fucking.
<v Speaker 2>I'm quitting this comany.
<v Speaker 3>And Lawler says, you know what, you know the region
<v Speaker 3>down there, and Josh's what rage and Lallah says, oh well,
<v Speaker 3>Stefanie said, uh said she was afraid the whole divorce
<v Speaker 3>case was gonna get thrown out of the divorce court
<v Speaker 3>because a.
<v Speaker 6>Lack of evidence, and Jr.
<v Speaker 3>Associated He's like, you have way too much interest in
<v Speaker 3>his genitale. You let me tell you that right now,
<v Speaker 3>you're scaring me. And a little later after that, they
<v Speaker 3>fucking do all this ship and Lalas says, you got
<v Speaker 3>any sev and Jr Just fucking pauses and says what
<v Speaker 3>says Stefany needs some sort of seve And Jerr says,
<v Speaker 3>I don't chev. This is not a sav moment. This
<v Speaker 3>is a souplex fest orchestrated my car called a match
<v Speaker 3>you fucking freak.
<v Speaker 1>Uh Triple Ah, It's a pedigree. And then that's where
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie comes down the ramp. Teddy Long then stops Stephanie
<v Speaker 1>from coming down the ramp and tells her to you know,
<v Speaker 1>just get out of here, man, Just get the fuck
<v Speaker 1>out of here.
<v Speaker 3>Man, where do you think you go?
<v Speaker 1>I have seven minutes left to get out of here.
<v Speaker 1>So Stephanie then turns around. Teddy then turns around, and
<v Speaker 1>then Stephanie turns back around and runs Teddy into the
<v Speaker 1>cave and then slams the cage door on Triple Ah's
<v Speaker 1>head as he tries to get out and locks the door.
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck well, she tries to lock the door.
<v Speaker 3>At least she's a bit of a struggle there.
<v Speaker 1>Holds the dude.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Kurt comes up and tries to leave and has to
<v Speaker 3>pretend that Stephanie locked it and she's just holding it. No,
<v Speaker 3>she said kill him, kill him and keeps them in
<v Speaker 3>the cage.
<v Speaker 1>So Kurt throws Triple H into the cage a few times. Here,
<v Speaker 1>he goes to leave, he could have won, but he
<v Speaker 1>steps back in and he goes Triple HHN yelling at him.
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling him we probably have five left, like, go
<v Speaker 1>ahead and secrets here.
<v Speaker 3>We are.
<v Speaker 2>This is my finish.
<v Speaker 1>Come on. So Triple H then grabs them and catapults
<v Speaker 1>them into the cage.
<v Speaker 3>I love that spot.
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie then slides a chair in through the door between
<v Speaker 1>both men as they're both down, They're both trying to
<v Speaker 1>get to their feet to get the chair first. Triple
<v Speaker 1>He gets the chair first, but Kurt stops them and
<v Speaker 1>a double line sends them both back down. A lot
<v Speaker 1>of drama here for this chair. Here, the match finally
<v Speaker 1>has some fucking heat on it.
<v Speaker 3>The crowd was kind of getting into it here. I
<v Speaker 3>still think they was getting into it. The Nwoh shit, No,
<v Speaker 3>I mean the chair stuff is awesome, and I mean
<v Speaker 3>Triple A is bleeding.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I think Stephanie being down here added a lot
<v Speaker 1>of heat to this.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Triple H gets up and he grabs the chair. Uh
<v Speaker 1>what Kurt Angle has the chair and Triple H gets
<v Speaker 1>up and he DDT's kurd angle onto the chair before
<v Speaker 1>Kurt can lifted off the floor.
<v Speaker 3>Gnarly bump on the DDT by the way, sounded awesome,
<v Speaker 3>looked awesome. I was like, oh fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie then blocks the door, so Triple h uh decides
<v Speaker 1>to not go to the door and to climb up
<v Speaker 1>the cage on the other side.
<v Speaker 3>Why not.
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie then gets in the ring and then hits Triple
<v Speaker 1>H with a chair. He falls, crotches himself on the rope.
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie hits him again. He falls again, This time his
<v Speaker 1>foot gets trapped in the rope. She's, by the way,
<v Speaker 1>not light on these chair shots like she gives it
<v Speaker 1>to him. Yeah, I mean she would have hit him
<v Speaker 1>like shit, it would have killed the whole heat.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, I mean she hits
<v Speaker 3>them in the back pretty hard, hits them the ARMHRD.
<v Speaker 3>He fucking yeah, he's tied up in the ropes.
<v Speaker 1>And everyone should remember that if it looks like shit,
<v Speaker 1>you killed the whole heat.
<v Speaker 4>You killed it.
<v Speaker 1>To everyone that needs to hear that. Uh So, Stephanie
<v Speaker 1>hits triple H again with the cherry falls foot trapped.
<v Speaker 1>This allows Kurt Angle to crawl towards the door. Stephanie
<v Speaker 1>then drags him over there and helps him escape the cage,
<v Speaker 1>allowing Kurt Angle to win this match.
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe this crap.
<v Speaker 1>What a lame appreciation you tell me?
<v Speaker 3>I watched his whole fucking show and this is what
<v Speaker 3>I got. I mean, like, this shit sucks. Where was
<v Speaker 3>the levity no Lefardy on the show and the show
<v Speaker 3>ends with Triple Ah's bleeding into ship and Stephanie helping
<v Speaker 3>Kurt up the ramp and raising his hand and celebration,
<v Speaker 3>and uh, that's that's the show. Weird fucking show man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean the whole show was in WO here,
<v Speaker 1>and uh, they're just not finding their footing. They just
<v Speaker 1>can't figure it out. They're trying. I mean, they're trying
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of different stuff here, but it's just not
<v Speaker 1>the same. The show is too. I think maybe the
<v Speaker 1>nWo worked in w CW a little more one because
<v Speaker 1>it was fresh at the time, obviously, but also two,
<v Speaker 1>I think w CW was presented more as like a
<v Speaker 1>broadcast of an event going on, sporting event, yeah yeah,
<v Speaker 1>and raws like more of just a TV show with segments,
<v Speaker 1>so instead of them seeming like a like a wild
<v Speaker 1>group kind of overlooking shadowing the whole show, it's kind
<v Speaker 1>of like, here's a segment with the nWo.
<v Speaker 3>Here's a SEGNI, right yeah, and here's they're hanging out
<v Speaker 3>drinking beer and now they're playing tiddley wings with the
<v Speaker 3>tumbler and they're killing the coffee.
<v Speaker 8>Right. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>It's just not it's not as off the cuff as
<v Speaker 1>w CW made it feel sure, but.
<v Speaker 2>I mean it feels like they it felt like the
<v Speaker 2>nWo was supposed to be here, you know what I mean,
<v Speaker 2>Like in WW didn't feel like that's a way. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>like they showed up to work and they put on
<v Speaker 2>their nWo gear and they're here to they're.
<v Speaker 1>Here the WO shirts sewer in their pants, dress code
<v Speaker 1>isn't here.
<v Speaker 2>To trademark branded and nWo panton.
<v Speaker 1>I mean the NW got pretty ass towards the end
<v Speaker 1>of w c W, but I mean what we're talking
<v Speaker 1>about is mostly like the good parts of w cwn.
<v Speaker 3>W, I'm sure, but yeah, I mean, weird fucking show
<v Speaker 3>got the big gold one. I mean maybe we need
<v Speaker 3>to bow down a little more, maybe.
<v Speaker 1>Or four more segments with the down thing. It would
<v Speaker 1>have maybe had some heal. A Spike Dudley match.
<v Speaker 3>It was like right there. I think, yeah, maybe like
<v Speaker 3>Hall did a postmatch promo too, and that would have
<v Speaker 3>been fucking.
<v Speaker 1>Why the fuck did they do a Tumblr draw for
<v Speaker 1>Spike Dudley And so if he him being one of
<v Speaker 1>the guys they pick on backstage, he steps up, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>because Albert would have said, what the fuck, dude, you
<v Speaker 1>focused Spike Dudley.
<v Speaker 3>Dude. Wow, that would have been a way better idea.
<v Speaker 3>They start, they're fucking with all the stage hands and
<v Speaker 3>they think they can fuck with Spike and Spikes fuck you,
<v Speaker 3>I'll kick your fucking ass, buddy.
<v Speaker 1>So on your own size. Yeah you are my size man,
<v Speaker 1>you work here. Man, You're not even as big as
<v Speaker 1>the medium size.
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