Revisiting WWE SmackDown! 2002 - John Cena’s “Ruthless Aggression” Debut, “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan vs Chris Jericho

<v Speaker 1>Damn boys on look in. Welcome to the Deadline Podcast,
<v Speaker 1>episode number three hundred and twenty seven. And speaking of
<v Speaker 1>twenty seven, Oh, we're watching June sixteenth. Uh, that's all right.
<v Speaker 2>You were right there. What happened almost was so close
<v Speaker 2>to you're so fun, you're happy?
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, that was off the cuff, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, like you were super there.
<v Speaker 1>That was off the tough That was real my.
<v Speaker 2>Brain, like when I think back on this, like, it'll
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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you, guys, getting older just sneaks up
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<v Speaker 1>be SmackDown June twenty seventh for the two seven episode whatever, Yes, two.
<v Speaker 2>Thousand two, hooray, And yeah, we're watching this one. This
<v Speaker 2>is the first time that John Cena wrestles on SmackDown.
<v Speaker 2>John Cena's career is coming to an end here and
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna talk about his fucking first time ever. It's
<v Speaker 2>the infamous Kernanngle SmackDown match. There's also some other stuff here,
<v Speaker 2>like Batista's first time wrestling. Oh yeah as well. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>it's people don't know that part, Tony. But not only
<v Speaker 2>was it seen as but it was Batista as.
<v Speaker 3>Well, yea, and the first time not wearing the suit,
<v Speaker 3>which is kind of crazy.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, listen, man, I he's a big, big son
<v Speaker 2>of a bitch. Both these guys going to do a
<v Speaker 2>couple of things and we'll talk about that here on
<v Speaker 2>this show today.
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<v Speaker 1>And now it's time for the Patreon shout out segment.
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<v Speaker 2>All right, that's why you were fucking so excited, Tony,
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<v Speaker 1>Hey, man, you're fucking fired. You can't. You can't do
<v Speaker 1>that on USA network.
<v Speaker 2>Don't come back to SmackDown ever.
<v Speaker 3>Trent Sanderson, Sanderson, Miguel Cruz, whoever is reading this, whoever
<v Speaker 3>is reading these is a mutated freakfish.
<v Speaker 2>And I was, ah, fucking he got you, he got
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, oh man, how the fuck do people still
<v Speaker 2>remember the elak chicken fry story? Like that's insane.
<v Speaker 3>Many chicken fries and didn't get any of them.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's fucking true, and it was devastating at
<v Speaker 2>the time, but that was such like a off the cuff.
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't even gonna talk about that.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, speaking of dude, my fucking SpongeBob Crabby Patty Meal.
<v Speaker 1>This guy here, man, I'm about to fuck this thing up.
<v Speaker 2>There's no.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get this sandwich. You guys keep you got
<v Speaker 1>shout out SpongeBob big pants. Okay.
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<v Speaker 3>Deadlock episode twenty three and also the War? Which war?
<v Speaker 4>You know which one?
<v Speaker 3>The war?
<v Speaker 2>Wow? O g Captain Jeremy Price. That's a fucking uh.
<v Speaker 4>I forgot about that. Wow, that's crazy.
<v Speaker 3>Nick Ballard, Yes, hello, this is the Deadlock grill.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>Can I order a large DPW pizza with pepper Tony,
<v Speaker 3>James Suge and John Chovies please?
<v Speaker 2>Now the fucking can't You're not getting pepper Tony.
<v Speaker 3>No, no way, no way, you got yaka the Mania
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<v Speaker 2>Like I need to know real quick, live on boxing? Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>Can you? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Yeah, I guess we'll see.
<v Speaker 2>Because like if it's not, my guess is you ordered
<v Speaker 2>this and they are not giving you the gimmick meal,
<v Speaker 2>that's my guess.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well I got my coke zero?
<v Speaker 2>Okay? Was that gimmick that they got? Like fucking sandy
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<v Speaker 1>mister crabs cheesy bacon tots.
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, it comes in.
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay. I was gonna think it was like a
<v Speaker 1>coffin or something I got. This is supposed to be like, uh,
<v Speaker 1>what do you call that? A booty box, a Fortnite box.
<v Speaker 2>A chest like a chest?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah there you go.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay box.
<v Speaker 1>SpongeBob whopper. You did get it, dude, It's got fucking
<v Speaker 1>SpongeBob on it. From the show.
<v Speaker 2>Fu.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, this looks like the Nasty Patty that one episode.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, did you get the Patrick?
<v Speaker 1>You know what, dude? And the camera it actually looks
<v Speaker 1>pretty good.
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, well there you go.
<v Speaker 1>You maybe the yellow really threw me off there.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's kind of yeah.
<v Speaker 1>No, this looks pretty good, man.
<v Speaker 2>You take it. You want to take a bite for
<v Speaker 2>the people.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm going to devour this.
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<v Speaker 2>You told me that, Yeah, you said that the whole
<v Speaker 2>menu to me.
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<v Speaker 1>or the mister Grinch Fries.
<v Speaker 2>You don't with the green pickle grinch fries?
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<v Speaker 3>Mike Williams. I just want to say thank you, Johnny
<v Speaker 3>for all the content you made over the years. I
<v Speaker 3>acknowledge you, John of Blood.
<v Speaker 2>Oh that was oh wow, hey, thank you so much.
<v Speaker 2>What the hell? I don't find something funked up's coming?
<v Speaker 2>There's like an extra name here.
<v Speaker 3>There would be nice.
<v Speaker 4>I told you they're nice people.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking on my guard.
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<v Speaker 3>normal guy Wheeler.
<v Speaker 2>I don't trust you.
<v Speaker 3>Just a regular, normal name, unlike all those other weirdos.
<v Speaker 2>Ye see there was just a regular normal just before you.
<v Speaker 2>I don't trust any of this.
<v Speaker 1>I beout. The next name is normal.
<v Speaker 3>Dipshit Derek, more like cog dip ship Derek with your
<v Speaker 3>strange ass.
<v Speaker 2>Right.
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<v Speaker 3>ex miss gift for Johnny.
<v Speaker 2>Thank you so fucking much, dude, That's what I'm hoping for.
<v Speaker 2>In twenty twenty six, less Richard.
<v Speaker 1>Sons James X miss gift for James is more Richards.
<v Speaker 5>Sons very very much more.
<v Speaker 2>That God, don't worry. I got an ornament coming to
<v Speaker 2>your house.
<v Speaker 1>Did I readily really really need you to not bring
<v Speaker 1>that to my house?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I don't need it and I don't want it.
<v Speaker 2>I don't even have a James just got a treat. No,
<v Speaker 2>you gotta treat. I don't have a tree, and there's
<v Speaker 2>an ornament coming for it.
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<v Speaker 3>is for truth me. What mask could you kill? I'd
<v Speaker 3>have to say the fanatics swoop, gritty and thank you dog.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, dude, that was it. You can't whatever sound you
<v Speaker 1>think is proper here put it here.
<v Speaker 2>What a great day on my side? Like you can't.
<v Speaker 2>There's so much not allowed here. You can't Q and
<v Speaker 2>A in this also answer your own question.
<v Speaker 3>Also ask the question of the answer questions.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you don't like when he challenges the status quo Haun.
<v Speaker 2>There's no there's no status status quad about it? No,
<v Speaker 2>not no, don't do that all.
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<v Speaker 3>Caleb but Tale, Michael the Third's Finnegan Smiley Face Hello,
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<v Speaker 3>I did it. I was like, where is this? What
<v Speaker 3>does it mean? I'm Captain lew And I'm shitting on you,
<v Speaker 3>Brother Jordan Brown, Chris Blount. What if l A. Knight
<v Speaker 3>joined s C U and as Johnny?
<v Speaker 2>Wow?
<v Speaker 1>That would be good. That would be good.
<v Speaker 2>What's good about it?
<v Speaker 3>Wrestling Observer? I hardly know her? Oh yes, Chase Richardson,
<v Speaker 3>fuck you, Frank Vulture mes fief my dis erect Yes,
<v Speaker 3>Earl Smith, Julio, Leon Jacob or Me son of LHe
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<v Speaker 3>jd XO in fifteen dollars, Tier Tyson Howell STU got
<v Speaker 3>sixty nine. Nice go Panthers.
<v Speaker 1>Keep pounding, dude, we might matually, Hey, shut the fuck up.
<v Speaker 1>First off, keep pounding, bitch. Second off, let me tell
<v Speaker 1>you we couldn't make it to the playoffs.
<v Speaker 2>I mean you're not, but like.
<v Speaker 1>We could make it to the playoffs, Like there is
<v Speaker 1>a slim chance that the Panthers make it to the playoffs.
<v Speaker 1>How crazy is that?
<v Speaker 2>So crazy that it's not going to lose to the Bears.
<v Speaker 2>We're not talking about talking about We're not talking about
<v Speaker 2>the Eagles. We're talking about the Panthers right now, Like,
<v Speaker 2>why do we even have to Like no one's even
<v Speaker 2>didn't you do the Like no one's even like a ship, like,
<v Speaker 2>but we're still like like what I even talking?
<v Speaker 1>Hello, you think you're gonna win the Super Bowl again?
<v Speaker 2>Like we're still those number one of the nfcas.
<v Speaker 1>Hello, Yeah, that's the fucking softball division?
<v Speaker 2>What the hell you got that? Fucking Saints?
<v Speaker 1>Okay? Okay, So now so now we disrespect Drew Brees'
<v Speaker 1>legacy here, which is absolutely insane on this show, we
<v Speaker 1>do not Mick Alistair, Are you shitting me?
<v Speaker 2>On Drew Brees' soul? You're not making it the super Bowl?
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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into WWE's SmackDown for June twenty seventh,
<v Speaker 1>two thousand and two.
<v Speaker 2>Let's not and say we did.
<v Speaker 1>Let's do and then we do.
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck all right, damn uhh. Change things up a
<v Speaker 2>little bit. But what we won't change, James, is we
<v Speaker 2>gotta talk about what was going on with the water
<v Speaker 2>Wrestling time with Wrestlings Ever newsletter we gotta as we
<v Speaker 2>go to the Observer June twenty fourth, two and two,
<v Speaker 2>it is official that the initials are no more and
<v Speaker 2>will be no more. World Wrestling Federation Entertainment lost the
<v Speaker 2>final court battle for its initials to be to the
<v Speaker 2>World Wildlife Fund for Nietzsure on seven seventeen in London.
<v Speaker 2>The result was hardly a surprise, as the wrestling company
<v Speaker 2>had lost every legal batter for the name, stemming from
<v Speaker 2>them signing a ninety four agreement not to market the
<v Speaker 2>initials outside the US and violating the agreement from day one.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'd probably be pissed two if I was them. Man,
<v Speaker 2>these fucking s whole wrestlers come in and just steal
<v Speaker 2>our shit, Like we're just trying to promote some animals
<v Speaker 2>on TV and got the rock over here. Beats. That sucks.
<v Speaker 2>That's not the same.
<v Speaker 3>Day day one, violating the all the agreement.
<v Speaker 2>They get away for that long.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're gonna go to Europe right now immediately.
<v Speaker 1>We don't even do emotional campaigns anymore.
<v Speaker 2>No, not really, Like I guess that whole thing is, Like,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I guess fucking that entire the entire word.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck. You don't care yat their adult.
<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna do? Bitch? Major News. Shane Douglas
<v Speaker 2>won the Major League Wrestling title on the debut show
<v Speaker 2>on June fifteenth at the East Of Arena, five hundred fans,
<v Speaker 2>and they tried to redo the scene from nineteen ninety
<v Speaker 2>four as he went to throw down the title and
<v Speaker 2>gave a speech. As Shane Douglas went on to do
<v Speaker 2>this again, referee John Finnegan and a local ethnic commissioner
<v Speaker 2>Frank Talent, told him he'd be fine and suspended for
<v Speaker 2>life from Pennsylvania if he doesn't take the title and
<v Speaker 2>defend it. The angle didn't get over this time. Well
<v Speaker 2>you don't.
<v Speaker 3>Skiff, you throw the belt. That horrible idea.
<v Speaker 2>He wonted the belt and immediately threw it down. And
<v Speaker 2>what he tried to proclaim it the extreme JAF wrestling
<v Speaker 2>into the race. This is the easy title, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>the og, the Chris Chetty's get just a crowded Well no,
<v Speaker 2>now I know this is good. I mean all those
<v Speaker 2>dudes are probably there, like fucking The beginning days at
<v Speaker 2>MLW was just e CW, so I'm not surprised.
<v Speaker 4>I was Yeah, this.
<v Speaker 2>One is for you, James, and this will bring up
<v Speaker 2>a question of the current day answer of this, but
<v Speaker 2>Sandman will be doing a celebrity boxing match in Essington,
<v Speaker 2>Pennsylvania at the Lagoon Nightclub against Tony Luke, billed as
<v Speaker 2>quote the King of Sandwiches. Luke owns a few Philadelphia
<v Speaker 2>area sandwich shops and a top restaurant two blocks from
<v Speaker 2>the East Of Arena and has done a few tough
<v Speaker 2>man contests. But I want to one I will say,
<v Speaker 2>I do know Tony Lukes. I have eaten at Tony
<v Speaker 2>Luke's after many a wrestling show at the East Of Arena,
<v Speaker 2>so I do enjoy a good sandwich there. But how
<v Speaker 2>do you feel about someone else being the King of sandwiches?
<v Speaker 1>Self proclaimed? You really want to medal the medal of
<v Speaker 1>a man. You come step to the true King of sandwiches.
<v Speaker 2>Are you the Goddess Sandwiches?
<v Speaker 1>No? I just said on the King of Sandwiches?
<v Speaker 2>What if you were the Prince of sandwiches? Like you're
<v Speaker 2>just right under.
<v Speaker 5>That King of sandwichesand nickname in other news here just
<v Speaker 5>moving on in TNA news because I believe this show
<v Speaker 5>is just about to air or I think they the
<v Speaker 5>first show.
<v Speaker 2>Happened by the time this mack that happens here. The
<v Speaker 2>Cruiserweight title has been renamed the X title, so it
<v Speaker 2>won't be a small guy or weight class title, and
<v Speaker 2>Meltzer says, I guess the idea it will be an
<v Speaker 2>alternative title to the n WA title. It's been changed
<v Speaker 2>by four man tournament with aj Styles, low Ki, Jerry Lynn,
<v Speaker 2>and Psychosis. I don't know if I knew that it
<v Speaker 2>was originally just going to be a cruiserweight title. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>I guess it makes sense, you know, like just kind
<v Speaker 2>of going off of all the WCW shit, But I mean,
<v Speaker 2>what a fucking great idea was to just go with
<v Speaker 2>the X division.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, marketing whoever thought of that crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Disco Inferno apparently turned down appearing at NWA tena because
<v Speaker 2>they wanted to change his name to ad Man where
<v Speaker 2>they would sell ads on him like a lot of
<v Speaker 2>boxers do these days. Actually it was more like race drivers,
<v Speaker 2>and they were going to do a gain where he'd
<v Speaker 2>have all these ads on him. But every week when
<v Speaker 2>he lost a match, one of the sponsors would pull
<v Speaker 2>out until he had almost no sponsors left. Uh, so
<v Speaker 2>he would lose every match, and that's why he turned
<v Speaker 2>it down. I mean this sounds awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, better than Disco Inferno.
<v Speaker 1>So now this guy is worried about losing.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Glenn Gilbirnie had a big run coming up at
<v Speaker 2>the MLW. Mike Staples will use the name Cheeks because
<v Speaker 2>apparently he's got a huge ass.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, he was.
<v Speaker 2>An indie guy under the name Rolling Thunder. That's fucking awesome. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>well could have kept that. Yeah that's fine, but I don't.
<v Speaker 1>Know, man, rolling Thunder breaking the ring doesn't sound nearly
<v Speaker 1>as cool as Cheeks. Broke the ring.
<v Speaker 2>That's you got a good point. And I mean he
<v Speaker 2>did have a big.
<v Speaker 1>Ass he did. Yeah, it was cool as fuck.
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe they didn't bring him back even for
<v Speaker 2>like just some big freak to do a big move
<v Speaker 2>on him and break the ring.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah they should have brought it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but yeah break in.
<v Speaker 2>The ring yeah every like, yeah, he should be the
<v Speaker 2>main event every week because they're like, holy fuck, like,
<v Speaker 2>we can't put this guy anywhere else. That's the commentary.
<v Speaker 2>He's just he's got to be the last match because
<v Speaker 2>you never know what's gonna happen to the ring.
<v Speaker 3>The big show spot every week just break their end.
<v Speaker 2>From The Observer July one, two thousand and two, and
<v Speaker 2>a year filled with surprises and some of the most
<v Speaker 2>questionable decision making by a major company owner in history.
<v Speaker 2>Vince McMahon surprise everyone on June twentieth when it was
<v Speaker 2>announced that he hired Vince Russo, even though just about
<v Speaker 2>nobody knew, and nobody includes Stephanie McMahon, who was said
<v Speaker 2>to have been blindsided by the news as anybody. Apparently,
<v Speaker 2>the deal had been and works for at least a
<v Speaker 2>few weeks. Russo sold his CD store in Marietta, Georgia,
<v Speaker 2>and it stops applying the Jarretts with ideas for WAT
<v Speaker 2>and A. He was in fact helping with booking despite
<v Speaker 2>denials from all parties, largely working with Glenn Gilberti, you
<v Speaker 2>may know him as ad Man. It is said that
<v Speaker 2>the closest person to Russo now is Glenn Gilberti, who
<v Speaker 2>also is known as Admin. And you can point to
<v Speaker 2>Russ's belief he was going to get a deal by
<v Speaker 2>the time Gilbertie Admin pulled out of NWAT and A
<v Speaker 2>crazy because this doesn't last Like no, I'm pretty sure
<v Speaker 2>he's gone from WWE almost immediately From The Observer July eighth,
<v Speaker 2>twenty two, just a couple more things here. The career
<v Speaker 2>of Diamond Dallas Page, which is now officially overdue to
<v Speaker 2>decisions made by his insurance company and the WWE, is
<v Speaker 2>one of the most intriguing careers of this eraror to
<v Speaker 2>look at. Meltzer says, the real straw that broke the
<v Speaker 2>camel's back on his career was when the Lloyds of
<v Speaker 2>London informed him that if he wrestled again, they were
<v Speaker 2>going to kill him. Now they were going to terminate
<v Speaker 2>his insurance policy, which I don't I think we've talked
<v Speaker 2>about this before. They were reporting on his career and
<v Speaker 2>if he wrestled again they were going to end his
<v Speaker 2>career Lloyd's of Lune, which is we talked about Lloyd's
<v Speaker 2>London with like Rick Rude. I think we've talked about
<v Speaker 2>it with DDP before too. But that's the gimmick where
<v Speaker 2>like you, it's like an insurance policy, right, like you're
<v Speaker 2>hurting me give you money if you don't if you
<v Speaker 2>aren't able to.
<v Speaker 3>It was like a scam, wasn't it or was it
<v Speaker 3>like a sports thing?
<v Speaker 2>Right? Yeah, I'm not too sure I'm gonna get one, though.
<v Speaker 2>I was wondering, and that's why I brought it up.
<v Speaker 2>I was wondering if you guys wanted to go on
<v Speaker 2>like a Lloyd's London insurance policy with me is like
<v Speaker 2>I'm cutting this out of like this is just a
<v Speaker 2>real question, like its like one of the dam deal.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we can look more into it. There's like
<v Speaker 2>I think there's you know, the combination that like we
<v Speaker 2>just go into it together. I just didn't want to
<v Speaker 2>do it alone.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not looking into it.
<v Speaker 2>Man. All right, I'll look into it and I'll let
<v Speaker 2>you know what. You know the policy looks here, guys. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that sucks, man. I mean we've talked about it before.
<v Speaker 2>But ddp's w w F front was fucking sad, like
<v Speaker 2>super sad because he was on top of the world
<v Speaker 2>in w c W comes over, wants to fuck Undertaker's
<v Speaker 2>wife or whatever. Uh that doesn't go well, and then
<v Speaker 2>uh then he's just the guy. He's just the fucking guy.
<v Speaker 4>Like Christian. That was it, right, that was the biggest
<v Speaker 4>thing he did.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the smiling thing, yeah, which, like you know, that
<v Speaker 2>was fun.
<v Speaker 1>Like, I mean there was one time where RAKESHI took
<v Speaker 1>a big ass ship in the bathroom and like DDP
<v Speaker 1>came in and smiled about it.
<v Speaker 3>I remember that, and that's god fits.
<v Speaker 2>You gotta fucking retire.
<v Speaker 4>Leave the man Maries alone.
<v Speaker 1>No one key took a ship and dd smiled into
<v Speaker 1>the mirror.
<v Speaker 2>John Cena didn't even get word that he would be
<v Speaker 2>appearing on TV this episode of smack then we're watching here,
<v Speaker 2>let alone being the focal point in some ways of
<v Speaker 2>the show until three hours before his match took place.
<v Speaker 2>He had been on the road with a crew doing
<v Speaker 2>house show matches, so he was already there, unlike the
<v Speaker 2>famous situation last year with Maven who was training in
<v Speaker 2>Cincinnati one afternoon when they got an emergency call that
<v Speaker 2>he was needing Los Angeles that night to win the
<v Speaker 2>hardcore title. So yeah, that's uh, I mean, that's kind
<v Speaker 2>of you know, pretty much why we watched this episode
<v Speaker 2>of smack Down. Here. It's Johnsen's SmackDown debut. But I
<v Speaker 2>didn't know that. I didn't know.
<v Speaker 4>No, that's crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fuck, I mean, like he could have just been
<v Speaker 2>late or not showed up.
<v Speaker 3>Or I'm not I'm not here, I'm not on the show.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not I'm not booked. Come on, John, I want
<v Speaker 2>you to be there. And I mean another thing I'll
<v Speaker 2>mention here just because it's early, but this is also
<v Speaker 2>Batista's like first in ring match on w TV too,
<v Speaker 2>so it's Sena and both debut, which is I mean
<v Speaker 2>good lord Man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, John Cena was a big pick for Paul Hayman.
<v Speaker 1>He really wanted John Cena on the show.
<v Speaker 2>What a great call that was.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>And last thing here, the most important piece of news here.
<v Speaker 2>It may have been really telling that the Divas Undress
<v Speaker 2>special was canceled by TNN at the last minute. I
<v Speaker 2>know I didn't even a freaking see like this. See
<v Speaker 2>if you would have been on my luds of London
<v Speaker 2>insurance policy, like you might have had a fucking saying this,
<v Speaker 2>but you weren't, so like you just kind of get
<v Speaker 2>left behind here.
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, that's fine.
<v Speaker 2>TNN refused to air the show, claiming it contained gratuitous
<v Speaker 2>sexual innuendo and was exploitative of women.
<v Speaker 1>Okay and Meltzer's the show was called Diva's Undressed. They
<v Speaker 1>signed on. Yeah, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>Meltzer said, Okay, you agree to show a TV show
<v Speaker 2>featuring enhanced women in lingerie enhance it's crazy, and then
<v Speaker 2>don't air, claiming it's exploiting women. Then again, WB sometimes
<v Speaker 2>can go way over the line. And I didn't see
<v Speaker 2>what TNN wanted out of the show, But what was
<v Speaker 2>telling is they'd stand up to the WB product when
<v Speaker 2>eighteen months ago they were kising w's feet, begging them
<v Speaker 2>to save their network. Maybe they thought it was Diva's dress.
<v Speaker 2>They didn't hear the unpart. They thought it was them
<v Speaker 2>going to be like wearing a lot of clothes.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, a classic WW bait and switch.
<v Speaker 2>Well that is it for the Wrestling Observer newsletter, and
<v Speaker 2>now let's talk about WB SmackDown June twenty seventh, two
<v Speaker 2>thousand and two.
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into this SmackDown here. We start
<v Speaker 1>off with the beautiful people in.
<v Speaker 2>Troil dude, I mean all the classic shots in this
<v Speaker 2>Hogan in a black shirt doing the leg drums. I
<v Speaker 2>wrote that clothes it must have been like him out
<v Speaker 2>of nWo, but not red and yellow yet, so they
<v Speaker 2>were still just like doing He's actually dressed in f
<v Speaker 2>U n B attire.
<v Speaker 4>It looks like, oh yeah, that's right.
<v Speaker 3>Also in clothes was Taz folding his arms.
<v Speaker 4>That was cool, well, you know, folding.
<v Speaker 2>His arms making sure you don't think he's a wrestler.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck that true, Michael Cole says, w B owner mister
<v Speaker 2>mcman's already at ringside. I said, wow, Vince got a
<v Speaker 2>jobber entrance like that's.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's weird.
<v Speaker 3>He finds any excuse to get like that pop at
<v Speaker 3>the beginning of the show.
<v Speaker 2>You know, Okay, that's what I was like, Oh, no
<v Speaker 2>way that they're gonna like. But I guess maybe he's
<v Speaker 2>a heel so it doesn't matter as much. Oh yeah, sure,
<v Speaker 2>like he maybe doesn't want it. Cole says, only one
<v Speaker 2>can imagine what's prizes aren't sore for us tonight. I'm sure,
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure I won't be the presidental So Tony Chimmell
<v Speaker 2>introduces the w B chairman, mister McMahon. The crowd booze,
<v Speaker 2>and uh, Vince is here, and he says, allow me
<v Speaker 2>to introduce you to my friend and the man that
<v Speaker 2>Hangla Rang made all Cogin submit to the ankle lock,
<v Speaker 2>the angle lock. The only Olympic pedalist in w W history.
<v Speaker 2>He is Kurt Angle. So Kurd Angle comes out and
<v Speaker 2>everyone's booing and kurd Angle's got the hair due Oh
<v Speaker 2>my god, wow, this dude. The hair is fucking fantastic too.
<v Speaker 2>I mean from Turkey, so fellas wrestling in the hair.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you gotta explore that.
<v Speaker 4>You gotta explain that, Johnny.
<v Speaker 3>It's the headgear with the hair, not the hair, not
<v Speaker 3>the Angle hair.
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, he doesn't have just a full head of hair.
<v Speaker 2>He has wrestling head gear on it, which James is
<v Speaker 2>also gonna wear. James, that's a full head hair. I
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Kurt looked good with this fucking ship head.
<v Speaker 3>I had to double check this here because I was like,
<v Speaker 3>am I watching the wrong episode? Because like I swear,
<v Speaker 3>Kurt Angle didn't have the fake hair when you wrestled
<v Speaker 3>John Cena. So I was like, there's no way I'm watching.
<v Speaker 2>I had the same fucking thing because I was like,
<v Speaker 2>I remember the promo and Kern Angle's bald in it.
<v Speaker 4>I was like, what the hell's going on?
<v Speaker 3>Here's this Mendela FicT myself here like you had here
<v Speaker 3>the whole time.
<v Speaker 1>This ship was so fucking funny. Though vincer Mann says,
<v Speaker 1>I want to introduce you to my close personal friend
<v Speaker 1>Kurd Angle. It cuts the stage and this dude with
<v Speaker 1>the head gear and the hair comes out, and he
<v Speaker 1>comes to the ring.
<v Speaker 2>He is dead serious, like he's totally cool with this.
<v Speaker 1>Don't take her.
<v Speaker 2>God damn it, Kurt says, the King of the Ring.
<v Speaker 2>I made the Immortel. Hull Coogan tap out the Mortel.
<v Speaker 2>It's the portals, dude, don't I'm not even there yet.
<v Speaker 2>What the hell hold on? Last week on smack Down,
<v Speaker 2>I beat the Undertaker one two three, right in the
<v Speaker 2>middle of the ring. And yet, no matter how much
<v Speaker 2>I accomplished, I still have to deal with the fact
<v Speaker 2>that you people are unappreciative of my greatness, Kurt says.
<v Speaker 2>People quite frankly, I'm not the one that sucks. You do.
<v Speaker 2>Oh you just mocked me, make fun of me trying
<v Speaker 2>to break my concentration. Well it's not gonna work anymore.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd starts shitting what Kurt says. I'm sure you
<v Speaker 2>people find it real funny that I'm bald. We'll try
<v Speaker 2>this on for size, and he fucking rips his hair off.
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, and one fails, rips his entire hair off.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, and he's clean like Caine couldn't even pull
<v Speaker 2>it off this way. Kine still had some remnants of
<v Speaker 2>hair and soot, and for some reason he was disfigured.
<v Speaker 1>Fred dude, speaking.
<v Speaker 3>Of Kate, imagine if he had the headgear and.
<v Speaker 2>The everybody that gets save bald. He's the wrestler bald.
<v Speaker 3>He was already bald. He just had fake hair twenty fake.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right. He was a funck. He had god
<v Speaker 2>damn stolen valor of beautiful long hair that came ugly
<v Speaker 2>freaking back.
<v Speaker 1>There is a lot of shoot there. You're telling me
<v Speaker 1>for fifteen years you didn't wash your face shut? Why
<v Speaker 1>did you show up next week?
<v Speaker 2>No?
<v Speaker 1>Shut?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you wash your face shown, take a nice long shower,
<v Speaker 2>you fucking ugly bas And if you show up with
<v Speaker 2>any shut on your face, we got his hair, piech
<v Speaker 2>and wrestling for you. You figure it out. So Kurt says,
<v Speaker 2>you got something to say now as he's they're bald,
<v Speaker 2>you find it funny? Now? Was a funny one I
<v Speaker 2>made hal coke and submit. It's like I mean again,
<v Speaker 2>tape SmackDown. So I don't know what the real reaction was,
<v Speaker 2>but the crowd was laughing at him until he said,
<v Speaker 2>when it was a funny one, When I made holl
<v Speaker 2>coke and submit, and they were like, hey, fuck you man,
<v Speaker 2>I find it all funny, hysterical, a barrel of freaking
<v Speaker 2>monkey and Taz laughs at that.
<v Speaker 1>I laughed at that too, A barrel of freaking monkey.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Kurt says, none of you, not even all of you,
<v Speaker 2>can ruin my mood. I'm on a roll, and as
<v Speaker 2>a matter of fact, tonight, I'm in the mood to
<v Speaker 2>show someone here what ruthless aggression is all about. In fact,
<v Speaker 2>I'm issuing a challenge to anyone in the locker room
<v Speaker 2>that I've never wrestled before to come down here and
<v Speaker 2>face Kurt Angle. So Kurt says, uh, you know, Kurt's
<v Speaker 2>waiting for somebody to come out. And all of a sudden,
<v Speaker 2>The Beautiful People instrumental plays and I'm like, oh, I
<v Speaker 2>didn't know if that was dubbed or not, but I
<v Speaker 2>guess now that was. This is Johnson as the first
<v Speaker 2>theme song.
<v Speaker 1>The Beautiful People entered plays and Jim Ross is walking
<v Speaker 1>down the ramp porn and at.
<v Speaker 2>Him, he's walking.
<v Speaker 3>Big suitors jersey on.
<v Speaker 2>They never faced before.
<v Speaker 3>This thing is this cowboy hat and it's Snacks's As.
<v Speaker 1>It shows Curt Angle like doing a promo and it
<v Speaker 1>like splices in a clip of Jim ros the frass
<v Speaker 1>he's watching TV, and then it cuts back to angle
<v Speaker 1>and then it comes to the ramp. Andy comes down
<v Speaker 1>there his figure.
<v Speaker 2>He's going out to beautiful people because it's on kicks ass.
<v Speaker 2>Come on, you a bitch, and why why do you
<v Speaker 2>think you should be here? What do you what?
<v Speaker 1>Uh?
<v Speaker 2>What do you possess? What's one quality? God damn shout.
<v Speaker 2>I shouted the paycheck.
<v Speaker 3>I've got barbecue sauce.
<v Speaker 2>He slept on the ball.
<v Speaker 1>I'm shot in the fucking paycheck.
<v Speaker 2>Shun Boe.
<v Speaker 1>Slaps the ship out of the.
<v Speaker 2>Holy fucking ship.
<v Speaker 1>Man.
<v Speaker 2>I can't stop thinking.
<v Speaker 1>That is so totally dear off this segment, completely mean,
<v Speaker 1>I can't let you even looked at it anymore. So
<v Speaker 1>j R.
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't come out that sucks. Beautiful people instrumental place for real.
<v Speaker 2>Johnson is here. He's got red and black trunks with
<v Speaker 2>red and black wrist tape or wristbands, and red and
<v Speaker 2>black knee pads. He's I mean this looks this is
<v Speaker 2>a wrestler. So yes, Kurt says, uh, you know what,
<v Speaker 2>what's the one call? You possessed them? And She's tak
<v Speaker 2>you can walk out of here and coloring and face
<v Speaker 2>the very best in the business and seeing the looks
<v Speaker 2>of him and says ruthless aggression and he I mean
<v Speaker 2>he slaps the dog ship at occurred and double x
<v Speaker 2>M like this is the way to start, Like god damn,
<v Speaker 2>what a fucking uh first impression.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean this is classic, I mean this is
<v Speaker 1>classic blue Chipper territory style. How you would introduce somebody
<v Speaker 1>someone like Brad Armstrong. Like it's somebody like Brad Armstrong
<v Speaker 1>and his debut. It's like that's how you would do it, right,
<v Speaker 1>Like this guy played football, he's a Blue Chipper. He's
<v Speaker 1>facing fucking Ivan cole Off. Like that's kind of like
<v Speaker 1>what the deal is here with John Cena? Like kind
<v Speaker 1>of going the same route here, steps up to the
<v Speaker 1>big bad in the territory, loses but comes out looking.
<v Speaker 4>Good for it.
<v Speaker 1>Right.
<v Speaker 2>Everyone expects this kid to die, right, but he does right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>he shows hard and he fights and yeah, so this
<v Speaker 2>is John Cena's very first match on WTV.
<v Speaker 1>Here, well Sina slaps his ship out of curtain, Kurt
<v Speaker 1>feeds to the ropes, uh Sena liigns him out looks great.
<v Speaker 1>Kurt is able to take the reins on this very quickly.
<v Speaker 2>That clothesline over the top, like when dudes take it
<v Speaker 2>like that, the fucking I don't even know if there's
<v Speaker 2>a phrase for it, but when they go kind of
<v Speaker 2>ass over te kettle like upside down, fucking horrifying.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the Curt, I was just gonna say, that's an
<v Speaker 3>angle special.
<v Speaker 1>He always took it that way.
<v Speaker 4>It was crazy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 1>So John Cena chases him, he punches him down. Kurt
<v Speaker 1>is now on the run from sena back body drop,
<v Speaker 1>double line, stinger splash. Get this man a scorpion deathlock now.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, yeah, paint this man's fucking face some ddts the dude.
<v Speaker 1>Well. Kurt gets the ankle locked, but Sina rolls through
<v Speaker 1>it angles, able to grab scene his waist ahead a
<v Speaker 1>German suplex.
<v Speaker 2>He sent that motherfucker to.
<v Speaker 1>He hits another one. He starts kicking Scena while he's down.
<v Speaker 1>He goes for another German suplex here, but seen victory
<v Speaker 1>rolls through for a two.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd is a soup like, especially on the back
<v Speaker 2>end of this super biting on every falsey here.
<v Speaker 1>I mean angles one of the better like guys to
<v Speaker 1>do this kind of thing with. I mean, I can
<v Speaker 1>think of a couple off the top of my head
<v Speaker 1>that he had matches like this with guys that made
<v Speaker 1>you think like, oh, these guys could be pushed immediately.
<v Speaker 1>Even if that isn't exactly true, Kurt made it look
<v Speaker 1>like you could, which is all you can ever ask
<v Speaker 1>for from a heel. Angle scratches Sena's eyes, but Sceena
<v Speaker 1>hits a DDT for multiple two counts in a row.
<v Speaker 2>I like that.
<v Speaker 1>Sena kept on his pins. That's smart.
<v Speaker 2>You did a lot too. Yeah. I think Kurt went
<v Speaker 2>for the the angle slam there, but that was a
<v Speaker 2>seen his counter with the DDT, yeah, kept the crowd
<v Speaker 2>even bought on the you know, second or third pin
<v Speaker 2>attempts too.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he counted that by jumping and then out to DDT,
<v Speaker 3>which is a great counter to.
<v Speaker 4>The angle slam. Just jump in the air and get out.
<v Speaker 4>I saw that was cool.
<v Speaker 3>And then he got like a two point nine that
<v Speaker 3>was like the closest pin.
<v Speaker 2>And dude, the crowd was like pissed. They said, fuck
<v Speaker 2>you man, you should lose.
<v Speaker 1>Kurt spears the post and seen a schoolboys and for
<v Speaker 1>the two. Uh small package for a two. Seena hits
<v Speaker 1>a power slam for it two. I mean, we're getting
<v Speaker 1>really close on these counts.
<v Speaker 2>Here, super deep. The power slam one was the one
<v Speaker 2>I remembered. I was like, oh, the crowd. The crowd
<v Speaker 2>like stands up a fuck you.
<v Speaker 1>So Angle throws scene into the mat. He double underhooks
<v Speaker 1>him like he's going for cattle muilation and then pins
<v Speaker 1>him in a bridge for the three.
<v Speaker 2>What a fucking dick. I mean, he didn't do anything wrong,
<v Speaker 2>but that's bulls.
<v Speaker 3>He was done playing around with him. He's like, fuck this,
<v Speaker 3>I gotta end this right now or the.
<v Speaker 1>Legit just throws him to the mat and takes his
<v Speaker 1>arms and pins him.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fuck you man. And they even say it on commentary. Well,
<v Speaker 2>you know, Kurt doesn't necessarily look like a winner and testas.
<v Speaker 2>I don't think Kurd Angle be offended if he never
<v Speaker 2>saw seen her again. As John Seener.
<v Speaker 1>So Sina puts his hand out for Kurt Angle to
<v Speaker 1>shake it. Angle makes a face at him and leaves
<v Speaker 1>the ring fuck out of here.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. He gets of the shittiest look ever, Like God,
<v Speaker 2>what a fucking asshole, man, I mean I mean fucking
<v Speaker 2>in terms of a match to make somebody, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>good god, I don't Kurt. This is probably the first
<v Speaker 2>He probably met the scene at the same time they
<v Speaker 2>decided he was on the show, and they put together
<v Speaker 2>this and I mean, fan fuck fantastic stuff.
<v Speaker 1>Well it's funny because in my head sometimes when I
<v Speaker 1>think about this, I think, you know, Sena had a
<v Speaker 1>great adding against Kurt. He did the ruthless aggression thing.
<v Speaker 1>He rides away of momentum to the US title and
<v Speaker 1>he turns into a spinner belt and then he's all
<v Speaker 1>the way up from there.
<v Speaker 2>But that's not what dude, that is what they would
<v Speaker 2>love you to fucking thay can.
<v Speaker 1>Well, they've told that story a million times that, like
<v Speaker 1>I have to remind myself that's totally not how that went.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he almost got fired.
<v Speaker 2>He fucking floundered for a long time. I mean he's, uh,
<v Speaker 2>he's just kind of a dude that's there for a while.
<v Speaker 2>They try to put him with this guy, that guy,
<v Speaker 2>you know, he's always the rookie, and that's kind of
<v Speaker 2>the b squared dude, I mean, be squared, the goat
<v Speaker 2>that sometimes happens, you know when you bring somebody a
<v Speaker 2>rookie that like, unless you do anything else to make
<v Speaker 2>him look otherwise, like, they're always going to have that stink.
<v Speaker 2>And sometimes I think, especially in We like if you're
<v Speaker 2>known as a hey you're a young guy, that's you're
<v Speaker 2>the future, you're for a while.
<v Speaker 3>You gotta break out of that somehow, and if you don't,
<v Speaker 3>you're just stuck in that thing forever.
<v Speaker 2>It's not fucking easy. Like I mean, Sena had to
<v Speaker 2>fucking lock himself into getting some time on a Halloween
<v Speaker 2>episode to get out of it, right, But Sina does
<v Speaker 2>the Scena's in the ring. He's obviously like, ah, what
<v Speaker 2>the fucking he does the I was this close taunt
<v Speaker 2>and Kurt sees him do that, and he's like, what
<v Speaker 2>the fuck? And then Sena g's up for a fight
<v Speaker 2>and Kurt start's coming back to the ring. I said,
<v Speaker 2>oh shit, the crowd's ready for the fight. Sena's ready
<v Speaker 2>for the fight, and Kurt says, I it goes. It
<v Speaker 2>blows them off again. Fucking dick.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage for Rouke Rikishi and Billy Kidman,
<v Speaker 1>otherwise known as the New World Order. Here to congratulate
<v Speaker 1>John Cena.
<v Speaker 2>I wrote you freaking Billy Kimmer. The locker room leaders
<v Speaker 2>are here. They're definite, and Fruk says damn wow, but
<v Speaker 2>does say damn and Rikey he says, I gotta take
<v Speaker 2>his ship. I feel like.
<v Speaker 4>He says, oh, you can come if you want to.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Fruk says, damn, you really took it to curtain.
<v Speaker 2>They're all dapping him up, and Ricky says, hey, man,
<v Speaker 2>wait to go out there and put it down. You're
<v Speaker 2>gonna be a great superstar man. And they dap up
<v Speaker 2>and see it. Thanks some one. Kidman says, wait to go.
<v Speaker 2>Hell of a debute, and they dap up and Kidman
<v Speaker 2>looks to the side and he says, oh, I seen.
<v Speaker 2>He says, what RAKESHI? The boys leave. He says, all right,
<v Speaker 2>you got a good day now, dude.
<v Speaker 3>He's just got caught talking to somebody. He shouldn't be
<v Speaker 3>talking to you in the hallway.
<v Speaker 1>It's so funny.
<v Speaker 3>You have a nice day now.
<v Speaker 2>See Undertakers here, he's got the n speed. The title
<v Speaker 2>taker gets in his face and he looks him over,
<v Speaker 2>takes his glasses off, and he puts his big ass
<v Speaker 2>hand out to dap him up, and Seena tries to
<v Speaker 2>give him those awkwards and shake possible. He goes in
<v Speaker 2>over the top I don't know why, mega powers style
<v Speaker 2>and they shake hands and take hers his nice job,
<v Speaker 2>and he leaves and Seena looks down his hands and
<v Speaker 2>this is us fucking smells like shit.
<v Speaker 3>Now, dude, that's big though, to get the up from
<v Speaker 3>from Angle and from Taker at the same night, right
<v Speaker 3>back to back.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, especially like Taker's definitely a heel. But there
<v Speaker 2>I mean again in a transition period here where like yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Hayman's starting to get into this right, Like
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if he's full on Booker yet, but
<v Speaker 2>he's definitely around like yeah, got input, so yeah, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that's his influence or what it is,
<v Speaker 2>but I mean it's cool. I like you like that.
<v Speaker 1>Well, SmackDown is brought to you by seven eleven. Oh
<v Speaker 1>thank Heaven for seven eleven.
<v Speaker 2>Your neighborhood seven eleven stores. I want to let you know,
<v Speaker 2>all of you in America, your local seven eleven is
<v Speaker 2>dog shit compared to the seven elevens in Japan.
<v Speaker 1>I just need you to know that it's unreal. The
<v Speaker 1>difference is nuts. Well, greyhound Bus also sponsored this show.
<v Speaker 2>Oh you've ever been on one of those?
<v Speaker 1>If you want to take the most uncomfortable ride that
<v Speaker 1>you'll ever take for the longest amount of time, they
<v Speaker 1>could possibly have you on the bus and Blockbuster.
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, what a I was sad seeing that we
<v Speaker 2>used to have it all. It's crazy that, like the
<v Speaker 2>ability to get everything at my fingertips at all times
<v Speaker 2>is actually not what I need. Yeah, yeah, I would
<v Speaker 2>like I would like to I'd like some filters in between,
<v Speaker 2>Like I'd like to only be able to play this
<v Speaker 2>game for like a weekend.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and you have to beat it or that's it
<v Speaker 4>you got.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sorry, and I'll decide that.
<v Speaker 1>Well, games were made to beat on the weekend, so
<v Speaker 1>that works out.
<v Speaker 2>That's true. That's true.
<v Speaker 1>I won't ranting no eighty hour j RPG sadly no, no.
<v Speaker 2>Uh I never will.
<v Speaker 1>We have Billion Chuck with Rico versus the Holly Cousins,
<v Speaker 1>which are one half of it's hardcore Holly and the
<v Speaker 1>Big Valbowski Holly.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna get my jokes in, but I will
<v Speaker 2>say I thought this was a good match.
<v Speaker 3>To start here, Dude, I thought it was a good
<v Speaker 3>match too.
<v Speaker 2>I like that. Yeah, Like, I actually like this match
<v Speaker 2>a lot, but I will fucking say that. Michael Cole says,
<v Speaker 2>you know, when I first had this matches happening, I
<v Speaker 2>was really excited that the Big Valbowski and Hardcoholic we'll
<v Speaker 2>get a team up for a chance with the tag titles,
<v Speaker 2>and that they were They've been talking about teaming up
<v Speaker 2>for years. Shut the fuck up.
<v Speaker 3>Why did they tea they had nothing else going on?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like, are you fucking kidding me?
<v Speaker 1>No?
<v Speaker 2>First of all, no, you're not excited about that, you
<v Speaker 2>lying bastard. No one is. This guy's name is the
<v Speaker 2>Big Valbowski.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, he's not Valvenus. What when did you come valbot
<v Speaker 3>like Big Valboski? When did that become a name for him?
<v Speaker 2>It must be here he's in shut your mouth as
<v Speaker 2>Big Valbowski. And that's the only reason why I remember it.
<v Speaker 2>I know it was his nickname for a while.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was like his nick name.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like, it's like he comes back as Valvenus, but
<v Speaker 2>then he just starts going as Big Valboski.
<v Speaker 1>For they have matching tights, you.
<v Speaker 2>Know what, they do have matching gear and as much
<v Speaker 2>much to my chagrin, this was.
<v Speaker 3>A good match.
<v Speaker 1>They really just call this guy Valboski.
<v Speaker 2>The whole time, Like, Okay, I'll be on. I wrote
<v Speaker 2>Vale because it's just easier, but like, yeah, yeah, he's
<v Speaker 2>big Valbowski the whole way through. It was definitely like
<v Speaker 2>a fucking thing that they said, hey, you call him,
<v Speaker 2>you call him val or anything like that, and like
<v Speaker 2>we're coming out there to beat the funk out of you.
<v Speaker 1>Michael Cole, Yeah, I mean, Michael Cole says, I wonder
<v Speaker 1>how Valbowski and hardcore Holly will work together.
<v Speaker 2>Video game valbo We're going to call this guy that,
<v Speaker 2>and they do that.
<v Speaker 4>Val is short for Valboski, you know.
<v Speaker 2>But they don't even do that. What the big Valbowski damn.
<v Speaker 3>The whole time.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I loved Rico standing at the ramp that uh,
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if you called a tent, but
<v Speaker 1>the way that he acts at the top of the
<v Speaker 1>ramp when they come out, I always remember, Yeah, with
<v Speaker 1>the big shoulder pad suits.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, big side burns.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so hard Cooholly and Valbowski, what the fuck? Man,
<v Speaker 1>that's not right I'm gonna do I'm gonna do it.
<v Speaker 1>I respect that, so Harcoholly and Valbowski start off here
<v Speaker 1>and we get some tight tag teamwork, actually cutting the
<v Speaker 1>ring and half doing moves together.
<v Speaker 2>The quick too.
<v Speaker 1>Billy from the team Billy and Chuck comes in. It's
<v Speaker 1>a drop kick when the ref's back was turned, and
<v Speaker 1>Chuck Plumbo from the team Billy and Chuck comes in
<v Speaker 1>and he takes over so hard core Holly. It's a
<v Speaker 1>belly to back for a double down and Valbowski wants
<v Speaker 1>that tag.
<v Speaker 2>Val gets that.
<v Speaker 1>Tag with the shoulder tackle come back. This crowd is
<v Speaker 1>red hot, guys, I mean they are going nuts for
<v Speaker 1>the Valboski hot tagh.
<v Speaker 2>It's loud here, yes, Sir.
<v Speaker 1>Valboski goes for the perfect plex, but Rico comes in
<v Speaker 1>no suit this time, just red shirt.
<v Speaker 2>So he puts them in the Fisherman set up and
<v Speaker 2>then drops him, and then Rico then gets in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Whoops, you red shirted ass well. Rica misses a line.
<v Speaker 1>He gets punched into hardcore Holly, who absolutely obliterates him
<v Speaker 1>with the Alabama slam.
<v Speaker 2>I mean he fucking stuffs him with this thing.
<v Speaker 1>Dude behind the rest back. Palumbo hits the cryonic kick
<v Speaker 1>on Valbowski and Billy Gunn follows up with the famouser
<v Speaker 1>and they win.
<v Speaker 2>So that was a savat kick. Shawn Michael still works here.
<v Speaker 2>You can't call it superkick, and you can't call it
<v Speaker 2>anything else, by the way, and that's the whole show. Like,
<v Speaker 2>there's multiple superkicks on the show. Not one is called
<v Speaker 2>a superkick.
<v Speaker 4>You're right. They always call it spot caick.
<v Speaker 2>Right, yeah, savat or just that Oh that kicked him,
<v Speaker 2>they got him good. But yeah, no, like I said, like,
<v Speaker 2>I like what it did here. I mean, there was
<v Speaker 2>a part here where I mean, Val fucking runs into
<v Speaker 2>a forearm that Chuck blitzes him with and then Chuck
<v Speaker 2>runs into a big boot. Vowl runs into a lariat,
<v Speaker 2>Like there was some stuff here that they were They
<v Speaker 2>were snug, Like I gotta say, I I did like this.
<v Speaker 4>There is a big spinebuster.
<v Speaker 2>Every single matches a bag body dropping his spinebuster. Jarney,
<v Speaker 2>I always believe that everyone.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Tory Wilson is getting ready with the oil, talk
<v Speaker 1>about a rocket.
<v Speaker 2>Talk about a rocketbuster? What he I mean he says
<v Speaker 2>rocketbuster almost every other segment on this fucking show. Dude,
<v Speaker 2>enough with the rocketbuster brought up sick. Yeah, so she's
<v Speaker 2>in the mirror oil, and Cole says, we understand that
<v Speaker 2>Toy is gonna show off some of those outfits and
<v Speaker 2>the Devons Undressed special that's been rescheduled to Saturday night,
<v Speaker 2>but tonight, to speak a sneak peek, so to speak.
<v Speaker 2>So we are already talking about the Diva Undress Special
<v Speaker 2>one being rescheduled, but this inevitably gets canceled entirely.
<v Speaker 1>I believe that sucks, dude, because like they dedicated a
<v Speaker 1>lot of time on this show to this.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, it makes me feel bad for the WWF.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Tory Wilson had like nine entrances on this show.
<v Speaker 2>And Tony Chimmell gave her the Kenny Omega.
<v Speaker 3>Nuts.
<v Speaker 2>So we come right out of that out of commercial.
<v Speaker 2>We're back Tory Wilson's coming out to music and all
<v Speaker 2>that stuff, and Tony Chimble says, ladies and gentlemen, a
<v Speaker 2>preview of Sorry night W's Diva Undressed, Please welcome the
<v Speaker 2>gorgeous Tory Wilson.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I just couldn't believe when I heard this
<v Speaker 1>for the first time that I heard this correctly. Tony
<v Speaker 1>Wilson is going to show us a preview of the
<v Speaker 1>WWE Diva's Undressed. I was like, what are you fucking
<v Speaker 1>talking about? I just gonna get but assody as naked
<v Speaker 1>out here.
<v Speaker 2>Close?
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean nuts.
<v Speaker 2>Please welcome the gorgeous Torry Wilson, Like I feel like
<v Speaker 2>everybody should have got this one. I think Cade should
<v Speaker 2>have got what I and please welcome the shit.
<v Speaker 1>Ever, well, Michael Cole says, this is a New York
<v Speaker 1>City thongathon.
<v Speaker 2>What what?
<v Speaker 1>What is happening?
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Tony?
<v Speaker 1>That's what I thought too. First off, I got blitzed
<v Speaker 1>by the w W Divas undressed, and then Michael Colt
<v Speaker 1>explains this to me by telling me it's a New
<v Speaker 1>York City Thongathon. Is that like a thing that existed
<v Speaker 1>a lot?
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you just aren't tapped into the d W tw
<v Speaker 2>B E Diva's undressed lore. You gotta pay attention like.
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't in the Northeast, dude, like I was in
<v Speaker 1>North Carolina. We have the I feel like I'm missed out.
<v Speaker 2>It's coming.
<v Speaker 3>As they get ready, they said they're looking to win
<v Speaker 3>the goal in Thong Award. If that helps you out
<v Speaker 3>at all? Is that the Stacey Keebler ass or.
<v Speaker 2>So? I'm pretty sure that Deva is undressing, is that
<v Speaker 2>you know that you probably could think of a picture
<v Speaker 2>in your head the stage that they had and they
<v Speaker 2>smacked down.
<v Speaker 1>Here it comes the paint award.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, exactly, the Memory card Award.
<v Speaker 1>Wait, so in the game it was the New York
<v Speaker 1>City Thongathon.
<v Speaker 2>In the game, it's just the Golden Thong Award.
<v Speaker 1>I think, oh, okay, that's right.
<v Speaker 2>Thongathon is actually new to me as well.
<v Speaker 1>So damn no DLC talk about our rocket Buster. So
<v Speaker 1>we go backstage. Nydia is smelling Jamie Noble as to Jerry.
<v Speaker 2>Watches super dubbed. Michael Cole says, earlier today, our cameras
<v Speaker 2>caught with Nidia and Jamie Noble and to Jerry preparing
<v Speaker 2>for a tag match tonight, and Nydia sniff and Jamie Noble.
<v Speaker 2>And Jamie Noble looks at the Jerry and says, you
<v Speaker 2>like that, don't you born to Jerry, I guess likes it.
<v Speaker 2>Jamie says, I see over there looking at her bore.
<v Speaker 2>She looks good, don't she You want to taste to?
<v Speaker 2>Jerry starts to beg off as he does not want
<v Speaker 2>to taste, but Jamie Noble insists, and he says, Sean
<v Speaker 2>him baby. Sean was like, so, Nydia kisses to Jerry
<v Speaker 2>and to Jerry then ends up with a piece of
<v Speaker 2>her gum in his mouth and now he's fired up
<v Speaker 2>about that, and uh. Jamie Noble then implies that if
<v Speaker 2>they win tonight that he can fuck Nydia. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>you know you talk about you know Valets that added
<v Speaker 2>to Axe. You know, everyone talks about you know, Leita
<v Speaker 2>in Edge. But I mean, obviously Jamie Noble didn't make
<v Speaker 2>it to fucking Edge level. Hooks up in my head,
<v Speaker 2>in my e fed but I mean, Nydia was a
<v Speaker 2>fantastic contribution to the Jamie Noble character.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Triple Ah is going through elbow surgery after Undertaker
<v Speaker 1>viciously used a chair on his elbow.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Man, they show Taz and Cole and commentary talking
<v Speaker 2>about this. Cole is in the tightest blue shirt he
<v Speaker 2>could have find to try to join chronic and uh.
<v Speaker 2>He says that Triple as underwent elbow jery here this
<v Speaker 2>week and he's got knee surgery tomorrow. Dumbed cold commentary
<v Speaker 2>over the recap of Take Her Fucking Triple h Up
<v Speaker 2>with a chair last month on SmackDown. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if this is actually like I'm gonna I'm assuming Triple
<v Speaker 2>H had some elbow issues and they just did this
<v Speaker 2>to get him out of here for uh, for some surgery.
<v Speaker 2>But then they say Triple H will be back in
<v Speaker 2>two to three weeks after surgery and it will be
<v Speaker 2>a beautiful day. It's beautiful.
<v Speaker 1>Two weeks. Well, I'll be back.
<v Speaker 2>They started on a raw we could rebuild him.
<v Speaker 1>Tomorrow, saying tonight he comes back. They just played it
<v Speaker 1>it's a beautiful day video package. He gets injured at
<v Speaker 1>the start of the show. It's a beautiful day.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, he's back.
<v Speaker 1>Well ho Cogan in the Gray sweats has arrived.
<v Speaker 2>Red and Yellow welcome you to tank Top and the
<v Speaker 2>Gray Sweatpants, showing up an hour into the show. Scott
<v Speaker 2>mean nothing to you man on fucking way, dude, what
<v Speaker 2>are you gonna do?
<v Speaker 1>Nobody called me brother? The wwe Burn of the Night, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>brought into you by Stacker two.
<v Speaker 2>Stacker two. I'm currently just on it right now as
<v Speaker 2>I record. The show just really gets me fucking going.
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<v Speaker 2>pod right Fellas I signed that before the show, s
<v Speaker 2>letting you know. Now, So if you guys can talk
<v Speaker 2>more good about Stacker two, that'd be great. So last Thursday,
<v Speaker 2>Landstorm said that America itself is prejudiced to Canada and
<v Speaker 2>every other country in the world and America sucks.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, that's very un American of you.
<v Speaker 4>It is also very Stacker two of you.
<v Speaker 3>Thank you for sponsoring the Unamerican segment.
<v Speaker 2>I appreciate Ah, yes, thank you Stacker two for the
<v Speaker 2>America sucks of the week.
<v Speaker 4>That's kind of crazy, snows for the sandwiches.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, here's that little weird belly buttoned thumb that makes
<v Speaker 2>me angry.
<v Speaker 1>Some sort of animal or something.
<v Speaker 3>I think it's funny with they have like sponsored ticket
<v Speaker 3>like this is a stack or two of the Night
<v Speaker 3>moment and it's America sucks.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Stacker two super was into that one. He said,
<v Speaker 2>can you pick a segment on the show to sponsor?
<v Speaker 2>Yel sponsor the fuck America seg Okay, yeah, we got that.
<v Speaker 4>That's great. Yeah good joh The w W Burner the Night.
<v Speaker 1>Is brought to you by Stacker two. Lance Storm says,
<v Speaker 1>Stacker two sucks. That's unfortunate.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, poor timing. Here on the part of Stacker two and.
<v Speaker 1>Then says damn.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, Stacker two is prejudiced to Canada cool.
<v Speaker 1>So we have Lance Storm versus Mark Henry.
<v Speaker 2>Next, Yes, Lance Storm says, he's uh, he wants to
<v Speaker 2>fucking well, they do a picture and picture Lance says,
<v Speaker 2>on behalf of the citizens of the world and citizens
<v Speaker 2>of my homeland, the great country of Canada. I have
<v Speaker 2>vowed all of you that I will accomplish what you
<v Speaker 2>want me to do this evening, I Lance Storm will
<v Speaker 2>beat an American. Oh he shi is just like another
<v Speaker 2>Kardanngle Open challenge.
<v Speaker 1>Lance Storm says, holy shit, I'm in a box.
<v Speaker 2>It's me. Let's Storm and I'm in a box. All right,
<v Speaker 2>you're fired, Yeah, you're super fire.
<v Speaker 1>Mark Henry comes out here and he even does the
<v Speaker 1>Jim Ross point.
<v Speaker 2>And also Mark Henry is the world's strongest man. Did
<v Speaker 2>you hear this? Have you seen this?
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this ship is fucking bad ass, dude. So
<v Speaker 1>this shows a vtr of Mark Henry clean and pressing
<v Speaker 1>the Thomas Inch dumbbell. I mean it's literally like this.
<v Speaker 1>This It's like a fucking cartoon dumbbell. It looks like nuts.
<v Speaker 1>It looks like something you would you know, Popeye or something, right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it's ridiculous looking. It's a super thick dumb bell with
<v Speaker 1>like these super exaggerated balls on the end of it.
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, I mean it's called the Thomas Edge dumbell
<v Speaker 1>because it was created a boy, Thomas Ench. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>the story of it is like the most pro wrestling
<v Speaker 1>thing I've ever heard in my life. Thomas Edge created
<v Speaker 1>this dumbbell, and he said that he was the only
<v Speaker 1>man that could lift this dumbbell, and he would offer
<v Speaker 1>you like a ton of money if you could lift
<v Speaker 1>the dumbell, and like nobody could do it, so he
<v Speaker 1>would just constantly do this gimmick right where he was
<v Speaker 1>the only one who lift this fucking does us And
<v Speaker 1>like it wasn't until I guess the nineteen fifties or
<v Speaker 1>so until someone actually could lift it. Ah, And like
<v Speaker 1>I guess the gimmick works so well because this is
<v Speaker 1>the only one that ever existed. They weren't manufactured anywhere.
<v Speaker 1>Nobody could train to pick up this dumbbell, right, Okay,
<v Speaker 1>yeah sure, but uh it was manufactured in the nineties
<v Speaker 1>and people could start training to pick up the dumbbell.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that is the most carny pro wrestling thing.
<v Speaker 1>Thomas Edge would have been a great eight wrestler.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I mean what a great TV gimmick
<v Speaker 2>that would be. I mean, that's that's kind of like
<v Speaker 2>you know if if you think of like the can
<v Speaker 2>you slam Big John Studd thing, right, you.
<v Speaker 1>Can challenge yeshit like that?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's do they not say that? Mark Henry was
<v Speaker 2>trying to do a goal of being the only man
<v Speaker 2>to ever do this.
<v Speaker 1>So he's the only man to ever uh push press it,
<v Speaker 1>clean it and push press Mark Henry. First off, most
<v Speaker 1>people like deadly if they can do it, which is
<v Speaker 1>not many people anyways, they deadlift it. Mark Henry fucking
<v Speaker 1>cleans it and then he push presses it with one hand.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking insane.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the grip strength you have to have for this,
<v Speaker 1>the strength overall you have to have for this. Mark
<v Speaker 1>Henry is literally the first Like that's a shoot. He
<v Speaker 1>is the first man to ever clean impress the Thomas
<v Speaker 1>Edge dumbell, which is like, I mean, it's one of
<v Speaker 1>the greatest up to this point. You know, yeah, it
<v Speaker 1>is a gimmick, right, but it's like one of the
<v Speaker 1>most impressive acts, Yeah, that you could do at this point,
<v Speaker 1>it's super impressive. And not only that, but Mark Henry's
<v Speaker 1>like actual shoot powerlifting records are like they're very legitimate. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, he's legitimately the strongest man, like he is.
<v Speaker 1>He's the ship right, Like he's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>They should have not had that pad there, so when
<v Speaker 2>he threw it down and just went through the hotel floor, like.
<v Speaker 1>If they really wanted to be a cartoon.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, he makes it look so easy though, Like I'm like,
<v Speaker 3>you forget how hard it is because it's like, oh, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>he just did that. It was like like I could, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>I'd probably do that, like you know, yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Right, He's just so easy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, Tony, he's like at a convention. It's like
<v Speaker 1>a powerlifting convention, right, and he's the only person in
<v Speaker 1>that fucking room that could do that of all big
<v Speaker 1>like the strongest dudes. Yeah yeah yeah, Like when you
<v Speaker 1>put in perspective, it's absolutely nuts. So wwe had him
<v Speaker 1>lose immediately.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Okay, that's what I was. I'm glad that you
<v Speaker 2>brought it back around to that, Like, Okay, the ship
<v Speaker 2>pissed me off.
<v Speaker 1>I'll beyond belief. When I saw him take the pin
<v Speaker 1>in this match, I was like, what the fuck just happened?
<v Speaker 2>Like they obviously are trying to get the on Americans
<v Speaker 2>thing over. I guess to heat them up, But like,
<v Speaker 2>how do you show this fucking crazy strong dude doing
<v Speaker 2>this unbelievable thing that like broke records and then he loses,
<v Speaker 2>like he loses clean.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he just achieved a real life not
<v Speaker 1>a work strength feet. Yeah, never before seen. This was
<v Speaker 1>created back in like the fucking early nineteen hundreds. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>first time, real world strength feet and then he loses
<v Speaker 1>to a super kit. What the fuck are we doing?
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't even get his heat back at the end,
<v Speaker 1>He's just left there laying in the ring. So Mark
<v Speaker 1>Henry beals Storm halfway across the ring to start this one.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Storm goes to punch Henry, but Henry literally grabs his
<v Speaker 1>fist and squeezes it down. This is a strong guy, guys, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>great spy here. So Landstorm slabs Mark Henry and Harry
<v Speaker 1>chops him off the top rope to the floor.
<v Speaker 2>That was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Henry then grabs Storm and beals him over the top
<v Speaker 1>rope into the ring from the floor. I mean he lands,
<v Speaker 1>like shit, dude, that looked like it hurt.
<v Speaker 2>I mean he goes ass over teacuddle on that one too. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>bealt from the floor over the top rope and Landstorm
<v Speaker 2>fucking dies. Yeah, that was fucking sick as fuck. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know if he keeps doing that or if they said, hey,
<v Speaker 2>that looks like you're gonna kill somebody stopped doing that,
<v Speaker 2>which sound advice, I imagine, but was very cool.
<v Speaker 1>Storm then thumbs Henry's eyes and tries to chop him down,
<v Speaker 1>but Henry throws him and hits the Jake Something press.
<v Speaker 2>I put the same thing down. I don't know what
<v Speaker 2>to call that other than that it's Jake Something's move.
<v Speaker 1>Mark. Henry Beer hugs Storm, but Storm bites him and
<v Speaker 1>uses a closed fist. I mean they're doing great work here.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I really like this every shitty you know
<v Speaker 2>when I said he lost clean. I mean, obviously Storm
<v Speaker 2>was fucking doing bullshit the whole match, but it's not
<v Speaker 2>like he hit them with a chair and beats him.
<v Speaker 1>Henry press's Storm and then Let's go and catches him
<v Speaker 1>into the world's strongest slam in the corner, which had.
<v Speaker 2>To hurt like fucking shit, not his finish somehow.
<v Speaker 1>I mean center of the ring, world's strongest slam, that's
<v Speaker 1>a lot corner of the ring. No give, I just
<v Speaker 1>imagine that hurt like shit.
<v Speaker 2>And the fucking you know, I imagine the wind that
<v Speaker 2>you lose from being gorilla pressed and then being caught
<v Speaker 2>and then slammed. Also is a whirlwind.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so Henry misses a Vader splash in the corner,
<v Speaker 1>Storm follows up with a springboard drop kick.
<v Speaker 2>I was sick.
<v Speaker 1>And then he hits a super kick on him, and
<v Speaker 1>I swear to god, I said, no way, this is
<v Speaker 1>a free count. I know it's his finish, but no way,
<v Speaker 1>this is a three count here.
<v Speaker 2>I swore it was Mark. Henry does the power man
<v Speaker 2>press to throw him off the pin one two three.
<v Speaker 2>I said, whoa wow, unreal.
<v Speaker 1>He's had a video package play about how proud Bark
<v Speaker 1>Henry was and how everyone there thought that was the
<v Speaker 1>coolest shit ever, and they said, no, man, not here.
<v Speaker 2>I wonder if something changed, and like Storm was supposed
<v Speaker 2>to get like a bigger push or something because they
<v Speaker 2>go to raw and that they just turned into the
<v Speaker 2>you know what they are. Oh yeah, this is just
<v Speaker 2>you know their dudes. They are getting beat and stone
<v Speaker 2>Cold says, this guy's boring a ship.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah he could have been like a Hayman project, you know, like,
<v Speaker 3>oh we love Storm, like we're gonna push him on
<v Speaker 3>spack down, like the kind of thing we want to
<v Speaker 3>be the.
<v Speaker 2>Only thing I can think is that there was something
<v Speaker 2>else here before.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's bigger. Yeah, it's probably you're probably right. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>it's probably a Hayment thing.
<v Speaker 1>So Undertaker is on a bike and he's coming to SmackDown.
<v Speaker 2>That's that big evil red devil. That's that super bhone monster.
<v Speaker 2>He's got that motorcycle, he's got the bandana, he's got
<v Speaker 2>the belt. This is the champ.
<v Speaker 1>The WWE Slam of the Week is brought to you
<v Speaker 1>by eight Legged Freaks.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, have you guys seen this movie? I have, Okay,
<v Speaker 2>I have too, And it was on TV a lot.
<v Speaker 1>I was about to say that in House of Wax
<v Speaker 1>getting Crazy play.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I feel like I like this movie.
<v Speaker 2>Am I wrong? Is this shitty?
<v Speaker 1>It was fun?
<v Speaker 2>No, it was fun.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was yeah A lot of times.
<v Speaker 2>Uh, you know.
<v Speaker 1>They they also played if you guys remember the movie
<v Speaker 1>Tremors they played that on TV a lot. They're not
<v Speaker 1>exactly they're not like the same movie or anything, but like,
<v Speaker 1>for whatever reason in my head, they fall under the same,
<v Speaker 1>like kind of category of movie. I'm older, right, I believe, so, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I remember Trimmors a lot more. Yeah, okay, yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>do eight legged freaks.
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, yelling, uh you ate legged freaks that.
<v Speaker 1>Be in the theater launching my drink halfway across the
<v Speaker 1>fu theater, he said, any legged freaks, that's aw.
<v Speaker 2>Champion, dude. There's a good chance. That's why I watched
<v Speaker 2>it because I knew David ar Kett from WCW. Oh yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's right, is a there's a really good chance of
<v Speaker 2>that this has nothing like.
<v Speaker 4>This isn't like a rub backnophobia. You saw that movie.
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't know if I've seen that one.
<v Speaker 3>That's just like regular spiders, I think, but I think, uh,
<v Speaker 3>this is giant spiders, right.
<v Speaker 2>These are big fucking spiders. Hell yeah, dude, like big
<v Speaker 2>ass fucking spiders and they they like I think it's
<v Speaker 2>the spiders that got like it's like they got exposed
<v Speaker 2>to like some toxic shit. Not Spider Man style though,
<v Speaker 2>So this made them gigantic and evil attack a small
<v Speaker 2>town and David Arkatt's gotta stop him.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, I gotta watch that. This sounds gnarly.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean we should watch that together, like it's
<v Speaker 2>just kicks ass well.
<v Speaker 1>Uh of the Week, Yeah, it's the Slam of the Week,
<v Speaker 1>brought to you by Spider Man too. Jeff Hardy challenges
<v Speaker 1>Undertaker to a ladder match for the WWE's Undisputed Championship.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, uh, and we have reviewed episode actually, the one
<v Speaker 2>where Jeff and Taker have that ladder match. We reviewed
<v Speaker 2>that a couple of years ago, So if you missed
<v Speaker 2>that one, go check that out. See what the fuck
<v Speaker 2>we were talking about two thousand and two RAW a
<v Speaker 2>couple of years ago match, Dude, I mean fantastic, man,
<v Speaker 2>I remember it vividly, like that's like an all timer
<v Speaker 2>match to me, man and uh again. Then Jeff Hardy
<v Speaker 2>went on to win the fucking Hardward title and go
<v Speaker 2>to TNA.
<v Speaker 1>All right, Undertaker, town Hall is up next, He's the
<v Speaker 1>undisputed champion.
<v Speaker 2>Undertaker comes out on his bike and he uh retained
<v Speaker 2>the undispeted title at King of the Ring in a
<v Speaker 2>match against Triple H. I believe it was, and Cole
<v Speaker 2>and Tazz are talking about the latter match coming with
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Hardy and how Taker's never been a ladder match
<v Speaker 2>and Takers here to talk about some stuff. He says,
<v Speaker 2>he's got to get some things, a few things straight here,
<v Speaker 2>some stuff that he thought that nobody was getting right.
<v Speaker 2>So he points to the title and says, this year
<v Speaker 2>is the w undisputed title. Guess that's something we didn't understand.
<v Speaker 2>And if you look real close, that right here is
<v Speaker 2>my name. All right, Oh, this is all stuff that
<v Speaker 2>I think I've we all have understood up until this point. Uh.
<v Speaker 2>And he says that must make me the w Undersputed Champion,
<v Speaker 2>all right, get on with it. And what that means
<v Speaker 2>is that no other man can lay claim to that
<v Speaker 2>title as well, just.
<v Speaker 3>The champion, and your name's on it. And this is
<v Speaker 3>the w w underspeted title of course.
<v Speaker 1>Okay.
<v Speaker 2>So Taker says all that, and he says that King
<v Speaker 2>of the Ring, I was dude to defend my title
<v Speaker 2>against Triple H one on one, but as a result,
<v Speaker 2>Triple H is lying in a hospital bed right now
<v Speaker 2>after having elbow surgery to repair the damage that I
<v Speaker 2>did to him. And then a very dubbed Michael Cole
<v Speaker 2>chimes in and says, Triple H is actually out of
<v Speaker 2>the hospital now.
<v Speaker 1>Answer holding him by the neck. That's the same thing.
<v Speaker 3>He's got a gun to his head. You see this
<v Speaker 3>one right now.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not seeing the hospital.
<v Speaker 1>I'm coming back.
<v Speaker 3>Triple H sexually on his way his building right now here.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's a beautiful day right now.
<v Speaker 3>I will be ready in six days.
<v Speaker 2>The Taker says, Now I'm getting back to my point.
<v Speaker 2>If it was you know, it was Triple HS for
<v Speaker 2>his Undertaker. So where in the hell does the Rock
<v Speaker 2>think he can get involved in my match. I'm not
<v Speaker 2>gonna tell you what happened, but I did bring some footage.
<v Speaker 2>I brought it on a VHS stape for you to
<v Speaker 2>do here, and they show it. They showed the King
<v Speaker 2>of the Ring recap where a Rock was doing commentary
<v Speaker 2>during Triple H versus Taker Undertaker. They didn't show this,
<v Speaker 2>I'm guessing because it's Taker's footage, but take her chief
<v Speaker 2>shots Rock during this, and that's what brings the Rock
<v Speaker 2>into the match, and Rock hits them of the rock bottom.
<v Speaker 2>So Taker says, I got some good news and I
<v Speaker 2>got some bad news. Good news on July eleventh, set
<v Speaker 2>your VCRs right here on SmackDown will be the return
<v Speaker 2>of the Rock, but for the bad news. On July eleventh,
<v Speaker 2>writ here on SmackDown, I'm gonna beat the Rock down
<v Speaker 2>and make him pay forever, sticking his nose in my business.
<v Speaker 2>And I'm sure the Rock's out there in Hollywood, probably
<v Speaker 2>a gold gym in Venice working out, plucking his eyebrows,
<v Speaker 2>oiling down that thing, getting ready for that big return Rock.
<v Speaker 2>And he says, Rock, I hope you can take the
<v Speaker 2>time to watch Raw on Monday night. Hell no, because
<v Speaker 2>he does what I do to Jeff Arty and what
<v Speaker 2>I doing with the ladder, because that's just a sample
<v Speaker 2>of the brutality I lay upon you when you were
<v Speaker 2>return on July eleventh. By the way, July eleven is backdown. Hey,
<v Speaker 2>July eleventh, on's backed on the Rock coming back. I'm
<v Speaker 2>not a draw. I'm not a draw. The rocks and draw.
<v Speaker 3>It's like nothing else matters until July eleventh.
<v Speaker 1>All right, Oh, you're pretty close to the truth there, Tony.
<v Speaker 4>Not my digger, say yeah, that's the only one that matters. Alright.
<v Speaker 2>So Kurt Angles music hits, So am I and Kurt
<v Speaker 2>comes out here bald. Still, where's his hair, dude? Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>no more hair. It's I For some reason, I figured,
<v Speaker 2>like in my brain something else happened, like somebody stole
<v Speaker 2>his hair, and that's why he wasn't wearing it anymore.
<v Speaker 3>He gets mad because his hair is shaved, and then
<v Speaker 3>he gets mad because somebody stole.
<v Speaker 4>His hair he was wearing. That'd be good.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what I thought. But no, it's just he's
<v Speaker 2>He says, I'm bald, and then that's that's what we
<v Speaker 2>move on.
<v Speaker 3>I should wear that like an entrance jackie.
<v Speaker 4>You know, he just takes it off. Every man.
<v Speaker 2>He should pull the hair off like it's pulling down
<v Speaker 2>the straps. Now he's going bald.
<v Speaker 1>Boot he undoes the bottom strap on the head gear strap.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just flies off his fucking head. So Kirk Considering says,
<v Speaker 2>you talk about a blow hard. I am this. I
<v Speaker 2>am that. I did this, I did that. All you
<v Speaker 2>do is talk TALC doc doc dog. I was like, wow,
<v Speaker 2>this is awesome. Kurt's a baby face.
<v Speaker 1>Now do you talk too much?
<v Speaker 2>Dude?
<v Speaker 3>I thought the same thing. You never shut up.
<v Speaker 2>I want to take her. I'm a man of action. Oh,
<v Speaker 2>it's true, and Taker puts his finger up to interrupt
<v Speaker 2>him and says, no, Kurt, you're a punk. Kurt should
<v Speaker 2>said all right, don't fucking ever do that again, like
<v Speaker 2>we're you're not shoot you?
<v Speaker 1>You want to try to shoot on me?
<v Speaker 2>Huh? How about ankle pick you real quick, you fucking
<v Speaker 2>piece of shit.
<v Speaker 1>You should have gotten down on all fours and said
<v Speaker 1>you do this, do this, Let's see what you got.
<v Speaker 2>Let's see what you got, fucking big dog. Fucking bitch.
<v Speaker 2>Puts the hairback on.
<v Speaker 1>Tell all fours, puts the hairback on, go on, go on.
<v Speaker 2>So Kurtz says, sorry, you're not gonna break my concentration.
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I'm out here for one reason. You have
<v Speaker 2>a match Monday night for the title against Jeff Hardy.
<v Speaker 2>Why you accept that? I have no idea, but if
<v Speaker 2>you can get by Jeff Hardy, I'm asking you, will
<v Speaker 2>you accept my challenge to a match for the title
<v Speaker 2>next week on Strackdown And Taker says, well, Kurt, I
<v Speaker 2>got a motto and it goes something like this, Why
<v Speaker 2>put off kicking somebody's ass next week when I can
<v Speaker 2>do it right now? And Kurt says, well, I just
<v Speaker 2>had a tune up match, and I'm not really ready to.
<v Speaker 2>Acres says a tune up match, that's what you call that.
<v Speaker 2>You almost got beat by a damn rookie, and Kurt says,
<v Speaker 2>he's not a fucking rookie. We're trying to push him,
<v Speaker 2>don't and he gets on all four says, come on,
<v Speaker 2>time for.
<v Speaker 1>Talking is over.
<v Speaker 3>That'd be the greatest to get every time.
<v Speaker 1>He gets serious.
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, that's it. Wrestled me about it bit right now.
<v Speaker 2>So Kurt says, hold on, don't take your says that
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about next week for the title. The Taker says,
<v Speaker 2>all right, I'll make it real clear.
<v Speaker 1>The Taker says all right.
<v Speaker 2>And leaves. He says, anytime, anywhere, anyhow, it's on. Kurt says,
<v Speaker 2>all right, well now that's out of way. Let's put
<v Speaker 2>all this aside. And I want to know if you
<v Speaker 2>will give me an opportunity to just touch the title.
<v Speaker 2>I just want to know what I'm fighting for may I,
<v Speaker 2>and I'm asking you may I hold the w B
<v Speaker 2>title and Taz I don't know if it was dubbed,
<v Speaker 2>but he says it like super just out of nowhere.
<v Speaker 2>Kurt loves Gold, just loves to touch the gold all right,
<v Speaker 2>show the fuck out, man, I love God.
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah that movie forever, Wow movie synergy.
<v Speaker 2>He says, a lie, the same gold member gold member.
<v Speaker 2>Taker says, you've never seen it before, and Kurt mouths, no,
<v Speaker 2>I just want to hold it. Oh you never had
<v Speaker 2>in your hands. I normally want to do this, Kurt,
<v Speaker 2>but feel free and he hands it to him, and Kurt,
<v Speaker 2>shining it up real nice and take her says, because
<v Speaker 2>that right there is as close as you'll ever come
<v Speaker 2>hold in that title. So Kurt gives him a look.
<v Speaker 2>He looks at the title. Then he blindsides Taker by
<v Speaker 2>throwing the title in the air at his face, and
<v Speaker 2>then ankle picks someone butts on the hand and then
<v Speaker 2>he lets go of it and runs away.
<v Speaker 3>The best part is but he puts his hands up
<v Speaker 3>in cheers right before he runs, all all right, what
<v Speaker 3>a little asshole.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Dude, he is a fucking dick. But I mean shit,
<v Speaker 2>was clean picked that ankle like.
<v Speaker 3>He was just showing that he could do it. Like
<v Speaker 3>he's like, yeah, I can do that if I want.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, I like that. I thought that was funny.
<v Speaker 1>A ship that was dope. Well, Tory Wilson comes out
<v Speaker 1>to get ready for the New York.
<v Speaker 2>That I had no idea that Tory would do all show, Like,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>You're just not understanding the gravita. I guess the New
<v Speaker 1>York City Thong Thong.
<v Speaker 2>She comes out and she's previewing more goddamn outfits and
<v Speaker 2>Buggle says, oh my, And they go over the categories
<v Speaker 2>that the eight competitors in the w DIVA Undressed will
<v Speaker 2>compete in, which is bron panties, a teddy competition, and
<v Speaker 2>a fantasy free for all what it can wear whatever
<v Speaker 2>they want, brother, a.
<v Speaker 1>Ted petty competition.
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna participate in the best of the best, the
<v Speaker 2>super juniors.
<v Speaker 1>It's a math petition.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, hell yeah. This is insane, even more so because
<v Speaker 2>this doesn't air, Like this exists, but I don't think
<v Speaker 2>it airs on TV.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it does not know the legend of the New
<v Speaker 1>York City Thonga Thong continues live on tape SmackDown.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna train for the next one, my ass, there was.
<v Speaker 1>Never a first one.
<v Speaker 3>What then the second one is not gonna.
<v Speaker 1>The second one exists to sell you a time share.
<v Speaker 2>List.
<v Speaker 1>Well, now it's time for test versus Rakishi.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Cole says that Tests had a great match with
<v Speaker 2>the eventual King of the Ring winner, brock Lesnar at
<v Speaker 2>the pay per view, and uh, they don't mention he
<v Speaker 2>has immunity here despite that this whole match being about
<v Speaker 2>him fucking with the ref.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that is weird. I don't know why I didn't
<v Speaker 4>mention it.
<v Speaker 1>Well. Test tries to hot start, but Rakeshi ducks and
<v Speaker 1>punches him down. Test tries to use a closed fist,
<v Speaker 1>but the refs tries to stop him by holding his hand.
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty proactive, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that was pretty crazy. Never see the ref ever
<v Speaker 2>do that again for the rest of the night as
<v Speaker 2>well or previous So.
<v Speaker 1>Just fucking hate Testist, look at you. Well. Test throws
<v Speaker 1>the ref down after the ref tries to hold him back.
<v Speaker 1>Rakeshi misses a kick and Test body slams Rakishi Andre's style.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 1>Test misses the big boot and Rakeshi hits the cryonic
<v Speaker 1>kick for a two.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't call it superkick like you.
<v Speaker 1>Rakeshi drags Test over for the rump shaker, but Rake
<v Speaker 1>she jumps and Test gets his legs up so it
<v Speaker 1>low blows Rakishi and his ass which is connected to
<v Speaker 1>his balls.
<v Speaker 2>This is true, Like Rakeishi was going for it, huh,
<v Speaker 2>like he's never gotten this much fucking far out, like
<v Speaker 2>he was trying to bunceide his cock. But Test, the
<v Speaker 2>wise man, Test was able to get the knees up
<v Speaker 2>into his ass, which then goes to his balls. Yep,
<v Speaker 2>not illegal because he just put his knees on right,
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, sure thing.
<v Speaker 1>So the ref yells at Tests, but uh, Test goes
<v Speaker 1>to punch him in the.
<v Speaker 2>Head bump takes him yeah, and.
<v Speaker 1>The ref flinches and Test laughs at him. Rakishi then
<v Speaker 1>push his Test into the ref.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Test one for the test drive and Rakesha counted
<v Speaker 2>and push him into the ref and the ref dies.
<v Speaker 1>And Test hits the big boot over a Kishi.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah look great, I mean I love a Test running
<v Speaker 2>big boot and he he goes for the pin and
<v Speaker 2>the match is over. But not how Test thought it
<v Speaker 2>would be over.
<v Speaker 1>That's right because Test goes to cover Rakishi, but the
<v Speaker 1>ref calls for the bell and DQ's Test.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Like, I don't know how Tony Chimmel knew. I
<v Speaker 2>mean that maybe just the referee yelled it or he
<v Speaker 2>had a hand signal that Tony Chim understood because the
<v Speaker 2>referee is in a complete opposite corner. He calls for
<v Speaker 2>the bell and then Tony Chimble says Test loses via TQ,
<v Speaker 2>Like I feel like Tony Chimble might have made this
<v Speaker 2>decision for everybody involved.
<v Speaker 3>Tony Chill also hates Canada.
<v Speaker 2>And hates the young Jimper.
<v Speaker 1>So Test pushes down the ref after the bell.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Test is pissed. He says, what are you talking about?
<v Speaker 2>It was a freaking accident.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Rakishi splashes Test in the corner with his ass,
<v Speaker 1>one of the craziest raising the roof Rakishi moments.
<v Speaker 2>I've ever seen.
<v Speaker 1>He's going for it, He's locked in and he backs
<v Speaker 1>that ass up on Test and uh yeah, I mean
<v Speaker 1>his ass is in his face.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, he uh rubs his big ass on Test's
<v Speaker 2>face and then Christian comes out to save him from
<v Speaker 2>this ass annihilation and then he eats a Savak kick
<v Speaker 2>cryonic kick. Land Storm goes to get it finish. I
<v Speaker 2>apologize Landstorm, Well, he didn't get signed to here, so
<v Speaker 2>I mean he can't be that good.
<v Speaker 1>I guess that was the Sultan's finish too, or something
<v Speaker 1>like Ah.
<v Speaker 2>That's true. That is fucking true. If a Bob backlit
<v Speaker 2>in the iron cheek, I don't know yet, old pose
<v Speaker 2>Jesus Christ, he had the shoes, did have? They were
<v Speaker 2>iron cheek shoes, and uh, that's he also iron cheek
<v Speaker 2>passed down to putting his ass in your face.
<v Speaker 1>That was a Bob Backland special. Actually squats, I see, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he raised the roof too.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you never know who you're gonna pick something
<v Speaker 2>up from, right like you got that right, and uh,
<v Speaker 2>it's important to to pass that kind of stuff down,
<v Speaker 2>especially the stick face of the rais of the roof s.
<v Speaker 1>Slaughter used to put the hat on the ramp and
<v Speaker 1>do a little dancer everybody.
<v Speaker 3>But the camera is real low.
<v Speaker 4>Take a big shot down there.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, Christian need's a fucking savak kick and land
<v Speaker 2>Storm tries to get in the ring, but rike G's
<v Speaker 2>up for another one and Storm wants and all of that,
<v Speaker 2>and then Rakeshi runs away. I'm not sure why he
<v Speaker 2>had the ring. Uh, And Thenadians get in and uh,
<v Speaker 2>Michael Cole, they're all passed, and Michael says, perhaps test
<v Speaker 2>is another one of those angry Canadians. Send these guys
<v Speaker 2>to raw Now, Yeah, dude, let's let's fucking get like
<v Speaker 2>bury these dudes as quick as you possibly can. Please,
<v Speaker 2>we got it.
<v Speaker 1>Back stage, Hulk Cogan walks into Vince's office. Uh, there's
<v Speaker 1>a sweet picture of Stacey Keeler's ass on the wall.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, dude, that's it.
<v Speaker 4>That's all that's in the room is one picture.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one huge picture of Stacey's s and she's looking
<v Speaker 2>back at me so like I like, I'm still making
<v Speaker 2>this tract at the whole fucking time, Like I can't
<v Speaker 2>pay attention to this fucking ship.
<v Speaker 1>He's just sitting there between whole Cogain and Vincent man,
<v Speaker 1>the whole the whole side.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, it's right in the middle of them as their face.
<v Speaker 1>That's a great picture.
<v Speaker 2>Fantastic fucking picture. She should win the New York Songathon.
<v Speaker 3>And I canceled in the Golden Bug Awards.
<v Speaker 2>So hul Cogin's here and hogans did you want to
<v Speaker 2>see me? Dude, I'll get ready for my match with
<v Speaker 2>Jericho right now. So Vince says, yeah, well you calm down,
<v Speaker 2>will yea. I should have come here because I got
<v Speaker 2>something to tell you on behalf of all holkom Anti
<v Speaker 2>X around the world. I like, you know, I personally,
<v Speaker 2>I personally I was over your lost to credit okay, ring.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I've seen you a lot of matches, but
<v Speaker 2>I've never seen you submit. I can only imagine the
<v Speaker 2>pain you must have been in. I thought the anklock
<v Speaker 2>was hurting so badly that I thought you were gonna cry,
<v Speaker 2>which leads me tonight. I mean, as a man who
<v Speaker 2>personally built whole comania, I would hate. I would hey,
<v Speaker 2>shut up, I would looks at the camera, shot up
<v Speaker 2>and hey does he tap out once again, but this
<v Speaker 2>time to Chris Jericho in the walls at Jericho. Now
<v Speaker 2>this is nuts, Like I completely understand what they were
<v Speaker 2>going for here, but this is so fucking funny. Hogan
<v Speaker 2>is fuming. He gets in Vince's face and he says
<v Speaker 2>one day, and he starts poking Vince's chest really hard.
<v Speaker 2>Then he pokes his own, Then he pokes Vince's a
<v Speaker 2>few times, and Vince, They're both standing there in silence,
<v Speaker 2>and you can only just hear the suit being poked,
<v Speaker 2>and Vince, I guess, just felt like he had to
<v Speaker 2>do something, so he does like a goddamn O. Look God,
<v Speaker 2>damn Looney to interduction. Oh oh, it's trying to sell
<v Speaker 2>this boke like it's super fucking crazy. It was a
<v Speaker 2>bigger fucking doom, brother, and it just Vince.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, dude, let's try this again. Vince really made it weird.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know that was weird, brother, picture dude, Like,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck is going on here?
<v Speaker 3>Just keep stared at her ass? What's going on here?
<v Speaker 2>Wait? Who is this?
<v Speaker 1>Vince?
<v Speaker 3>She work here?
<v Speaker 2>Like what is this that looks like miss Hancock? Dude?
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, and then Hogan pokes his chest Vince and
<v Speaker 2>Hogan's this one day Vince, and he very quickly leaves
<v Speaker 2>and Vince is shocked and holding his chest and the
<v Speaker 2>end of the scene is Vince's face and just like
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's just keep his big assay, like what
<v Speaker 2>fucking shit. It's like the cover of the shop Zone.
<v Speaker 1>Got we go backstage tests, Lance, Storm and Christian talk
<v Speaker 1>about how they're gonna go to Raw now bye, time
<v Speaker 1>to leave.
<v Speaker 2>Let's leave.
<v Speaker 1>Hoay.
<v Speaker 2>So Christian says they screwed another Canadian. I can't believe it,
<v Speaker 2>and Storm says, I can. All the officials in World
<v Speaker 2>Wrestling Entertainment they're prejudice like this that says it's not
<v Speaker 2>just the officials, it's all these freaking Americans. America likes
<v Speaker 2>to sticker ass in the face of the rest of
<v Speaker 2>the world, just like Rakeshi did to me. And just
<v Speaker 2>like the rest of the world. I don't like the
<v Speaker 2>smell that's on my face.
<v Speaker 1>Guys, like smells like shit, Lance Storm, can you hear me,
<v Speaker 1>rakes ship on my face? There's shit everywhere, shit on.
<v Speaker 2>My face, like yeah, And I mean we've talked about it.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, no one's covered Rakishi's ass like we have.
<v Speaker 2>But it's just every time it's been confirmed that like
<v Speaker 2>he has a smelly, shitty ass, like it's impossible for
<v Speaker 2>this to smell nice, which you know, all right, that's
<v Speaker 2>I accept that. It's just sucks that he did that.
<v Speaker 2>No pink eye, they should have did that.
<v Speaker 1>You know, it really sucks. What's that America?
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, that's what they lance. I mean, Tessa's lance.
<v Speaker 2>You were right about something. America sucks, Teddy said Chris.
<v Speaker 2>Damn right, it does. And Cole ends the second one
<v Speaker 2>by saying, what the hell is going on?
<v Speaker 1>Well, now it's time for Jamie Noble with Nitdia and
<v Speaker 1>to Jerry versus Billy Kidman and the Hurricane.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Billy Kidman in the fucking red trunks. What the
<v Speaker 2>fuck put some jorts on you, son of a bitch.
<v Speaker 1>Well apparently, by the way, yes, Hurricane was dating Nydia.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's what I was gonna talk about here. I
<v Speaker 2>don't remember this at all. That originally n Idiot was
<v Speaker 2>with him and then he dumped her. As Taz described,
<v Speaker 2>he lost a gorgeous tomato, and then he dumped her
<v Speaker 2>and threw her to the curb, and then he lost
<v Speaker 2>a cruiserweight title to Jamie Noble because of n Idiot.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, we tell stories, man, I mean, like this shit's
<v Speaker 1>really coming up, man, dude, I mean, who knows what's next?
<v Speaker 2>Bumps, we shouldn't blind n Idio.
<v Speaker 1>So Tajerry is up on the Hurricane here and Jamie
<v Speaker 1>Noble is begging for the tag. Jamie Noble comes in
<v Speaker 1>and immediately gets his ass whooped. I mean, this is awesome,
<v Speaker 1>what a great what a great task this is. It
<v Speaker 1>actually turns out to be a great match. Hurricane hits
<v Speaker 1>a Shining Wizard for a two. He goes for a
<v Speaker 1>double choke slam, but it doesn't work out, but he
<v Speaker 1>does hit a double bulldog.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. They do a bunch of double shit there. It
<v Speaker 2>was a duca double line, double goosele, double gut kick,
<v Speaker 2>going for a double back suplex, and then Hurricane a
<v Speaker 2>double bulldog. I said, wow, how the fuck do you
<v Speaker 2>call this?
<v Speaker 1>Well, Billy Kidman hip tosses Hurricane into to Jerry gets
<v Speaker 1>a two to Jerry hits the handspring back elbow and
<v Speaker 1>tags in Jamie Noble. Kidman hits Noble with the fuckbuster
<v Speaker 1>for a two.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck yeah he does. That's a fucking fantastic move.
<v Speaker 1>Jamie Noble and to Jerry take Kim into the corner
<v Speaker 1>and kick the shit out of him up to Jerry
<v Speaker 1>locks in the tarantula on Kidden for a few seconds. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>To Jerry goes for a Tornado DDT, but Kidman turns
<v Speaker 1>it into a sit out spinebuster.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, little bk bomb. I looked sick as fuck.
<v Speaker 1>It did. It was awesome. Hurricane tosses Nobel out but
<v Speaker 1>gets hit by the back kick from to Jerry.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, and Hurricane always been fantastic, dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they have been, and uh, especially in WB, because
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel like there was that many people who
<v Speaker 1>were doing kicks like that, I mean, you know, they
<v Speaker 1>were doing the super kicking shit, but like to Jerry
<v Speaker 1>just looked like he knocked your shit off.
<v Speaker 2>I'm yeah, I mean his whole fucking shit, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>which also made for his move set in the Games
<v Speaker 2>to be very, very fun.
<v Speaker 1>The Hurricane ends up hitting a choke slam onto Jerry House,
<v Speaker 1>shows out onto Jamie Noble, and Kim hits the shooting
<v Speaker 1>star Press and picks.
<v Speaker 2>Up the win. That was, I mean, fun fucking match here, man.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, cruiseweight division is pretty sweet here and only
<v Speaker 2>gets you know, it picks up as well, Like there's
<v Speaker 2>a lot of good stuff that comes out of this
<v Speaker 2>and h James, I can't, I can't say enough good
<v Speaker 2>about really all the guys in this match, especially Jamie
<v Speaker 2>Noble and to Jerry. They're just fucking awesome. Man.
<v Speaker 1>Crowds on their feet at the end of this when
<v Speaker 1>that's dope.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, dude, they knew what was common. They choked
<v Speaker 2>slam in the corner like they want to see the
<v Speaker 2>goddamn shooting star Press.
<v Speaker 3>And I always get scared every time he does that,
<v Speaker 3>like he's getting fucking up he's gonna get hurt. Like
<v Speaker 3>that's not a good every time.
<v Speaker 1>That's the mark of a sweet finish man.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's dangerous enough in the payoff, good enough. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>you can do it.
<v Speaker 1>We go backstage. Tory Wilson is getting ready for the
<v Speaker 1>New York City Thong.
<v Speaker 2>What more is there to do?
<v Speaker 1>But she runs into the Day of Reckoning to Superstar
<v Speaker 1>cover athlete Stacey Gabler.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you know, most sequels aren't that great, so
<v Speaker 2>like that's unfortunate for her, but like they you know,
<v Speaker 2>Tory says, what are you doing? And Stacy says, what
<v Speaker 2>does it look like I'm doing? And Tory says, it
<v Speaker 2>looks like you're getting ready to be on the cover
<v Speaker 2>of a Shittier Day reconing game And Stacy says, well
<v Speaker 2>that's right.
<v Speaker 1>Well that's just your opinion, says Stacy.
<v Speaker 2>But Toy says, fuck you.
<v Speaker 1>And Stacy says, stop person, We're on TV.
<v Speaker 2>Tory says, we're on TV. Ship As says, I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>Where proof comes in it says damn no.
<v Speaker 2>But uh, Tory, you know, says that she's looks like
<v Speaker 2>you're ready to go out there in lingerie and still
<v Speaker 2>my Spotlight says, we'll consider your spotlight stolen, and Toy says, well,
<v Speaker 2>the only fair thing to do is let the people
<v Speaker 2>decide who looks better and their naughty best deal deal,
<v Speaker 2>and Cole says, are they both coming out here? And
<v Speaker 2>that's exactly what happens. We we come back and Tory
<v Speaker 2>Wilson's coming out for another goddamn shrip tease, and Tony
<v Speaker 2>Chimble says, I mean Tony Chimble is describing what she's wearing,
<v Speaker 2>wearing her fantasy free for all outfit and off the
<v Speaker 2>shoulder top and matching ruffel bottom. Here's the appetizing Tory Wilson.
<v Speaker 2>Dude hit him with a car and hammers like he
<v Speaker 2>fucked over test and now it's going to business about
<v Speaker 2>Tory Wilson. This is bullshit.
<v Speaker 1>That was so much. That was just a lot right there.
<v Speaker 1>Wow yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all goods.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, yeah, you're right, yeah, no.
<v Speaker 1>To Wilson's not.
<v Speaker 2>Well. Stacy comes out as well. Yeah, Stacy comes out
<v Speaker 2>in the schoolgirl outfit, and I mean, god bless them both.
<v Speaker 2>But then don Marie comes out and says, what's this?
<v Speaker 2>Get Marie with hell down says, now, ladies don't be
<v Speaker 2>jealous of me, because I'm so much more desirable and
<v Speaker 2>sexier than both of you put together. Well, the crowd
<v Speaker 2>start shining ECWM. Thew Thongathon is what they doing New York,
<v Speaker 2>of course, so don says I'm gonna prove it to
<v Speaker 2>all you that I'm sexier this Saturday Night Diva is undressed.
<v Speaker 2>Then Dawn pushes Tory into Stacy, Stacy pushes Tory back,
<v Speaker 2>and then Tory slaps Stacy, and Stacy's next cause of
<v Speaker 2>action is to kick Tory and then attempt to throw
<v Speaker 2>her office, which was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, by the way, and something I haven't really thought
<v Speaker 1>about too much here. Uh, how the fuck did like
<v Speaker 1>Francene and Beulah not make it to this company?
<v Speaker 2>I have no fucking idea. I think Beulah's case was.
<v Speaker 2>I think she just was out.
<v Speaker 1>She was like, ah, fucking I guess she was on
<v Speaker 1>the one night stand, right, and.
<v Speaker 2>That's when's that?
<v Speaker 1>Oh?
<v Speaker 2>But like I think in terms of like active, I
<v Speaker 2>think she like I think her and Dreamer had a kids,
<v Speaker 2>so she was like, ah, fuck this, you know that's cool?
<v Speaker 1>Okay.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Fran Scene, on the other hand, was signed no for
<v Speaker 2>like a cup of coffee and then not signed anymore.
<v Speaker 2>I swear she was like, but and you know what,
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. I'm thinking of later too, I'm thinking of
<v Speaker 2>like when you see he comes back she signed. I
<v Speaker 2>think for a second, I think I don't want to
<v Speaker 2>stay for sure. But she goes to TNA. Francine, I
<v Speaker 2>mean she's on that.
<v Speaker 1>Very easily gotten out of that deal.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's true, but I'm assuming that's why. It's because
<v Speaker 2>they didn't But yeah, no, I don't I don't know. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Francine was fucking cool. I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think Francine would have been great on this show.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but sadly doesn't happen.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we go backstage. Chris Jericho is here and he
<v Speaker 1>wants to talk about Hulk Hogan, but first he needs
<v Speaker 1>to show you what he did to Edge.
<v Speaker 2>Do you know this interviewer's name? Do you remember it? No?
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember who it was.
<v Speaker 2>Who was it? Mark Lloyd? Holy fuck?
<v Speaker 3>It was Mark Lloyd.
<v Speaker 2>Mark Lloyd is here.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, there he is.
<v Speaker 2>Boy, Yeah he'sf dot COM's owner or whatever. Oh yeah
<v Speaker 2>he was. Well yeah, so he asked him his thoughts
<v Speaker 2>on his match with tonight with Hollywood Hoagan, and Jerko says,
<v Speaker 2>before I addressed the Almighty Hulk Hogan, I want to
<v Speaker 2>see the now legendary footage of the night I changed
<v Speaker 2>his life forever, which they showed three weeks ago. On SmackDown,
<v Speaker 2>Jericho attacked Edge, who was in a sling and he
<v Speaker 2>fucking beat the shit out of him with a chair.
<v Speaker 2>Stood on top of some stairs and had Edges armed there,
<v Speaker 2>and he fucking smashed the arm with the chair and
<v Speaker 2>yelled I'm the can go on, which is fucking awesome,
<v Speaker 2>And they use that for a minute, and Jerico says,
<v Speaker 2>looks like I have a bit of a decision. I huh,
<v Speaker 2>maybe I'll put Hogan on the walls of Jericho, make
<v Speaker 2>him submit, or hit him with my world famous law
<v Speaker 2>a Luther salt and put him one two three, or maybe,
<v Speaker 2>just maybe I'll finish off Hall Coke in the exact
<v Speaker 2>same way I finished off Edge. And for some reason,
<v Speaker 2>he spits his gum and then he leaves. He's kind
<v Speaker 2>of fucking disgusting.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Ray, Mysterio Junior has a high package.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's coming, He's coming.
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna changes this show.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I mean he does. He is a goddamn fucking
<v Speaker 2>beast man like he they take him super serious, super quick.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't know, I wonder what, Like, I
<v Speaker 2>wonder how different things are if he debuts.
<v Speaker 4>On RAW ooh no, that wouldn't have been good.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like, I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we have Reverend Devon and Batista versus Faruk and
<v Speaker 1>Randy Orton.
<v Speaker 2>Crazy fucking match, by the way, on paper, just reading
<v Speaker 2>that also, but yeah, so this is also Batista's entering
<v Speaker 2>TV debut. He He's been on TV, but just as
<v Speaker 2>Devon sidekick in a big ass suit and uh yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean and Orton also Orton only just a beaut
<v Speaker 2>on TV like two months before this. So the OVW
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and two classes making their way up here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I think the idea they said on commentary
<v Speaker 1>here was that it was a rookie and pro yeah veteran. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, okay, which is cool. Yeah, I'm cool with that.
<v Speaker 2>Well.
<v Speaker 1>Orton starts with a hip toss, arm drag and sidewalk
<v Speaker 1>slam on Devon for a two. Devon cuts off Randy
<v Speaker 1>Orton with a drop kick and says, who's the man?
<v Speaker 2>Who the fuck you? Man?
<v Speaker 1>He has a spinning upper cut. He beats down Randy
<v Speaker 1>in the corner and he takes Orton to the top rope,
<v Speaker 1>and it sounded canned. I don't know if it was.
<v Speaker 1>I guess all of this technically is sure, but yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean he's for some reason, Taz says, that's Bob
<v Speaker 1>Orton's move the Superplex.
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of that on this whole show, like
<v Speaker 2>even ones that I didn't bring up, where they're just
<v Speaker 2>I mean, they must have fucking fucked this show up
<v Speaker 2>or came up with different ideas after to just implement it.
<v Speaker 2>But there's a lot of dub shitt here, you.
<v Speaker 1>Know what's weird. Like I remember watching this and I
<v Speaker 1>remember hearing Randy Orton was, you know, the son of
<v Speaker 1>Bob Orton. I had no fucking idea who That was
<v Speaker 1>not a clue, And like, I mean, we do now
<v Speaker 1>we've watched Bob Orton quite a few times, especially on
<v Speaker 1>this show, but like at the time, yeah, just no clue.
<v Speaker 1>They didn't even really I don't even remember really ever
<v Speaker 1>seeing anything. I mean, they always made the joke about
<v Speaker 1>his cast that, oh yeah.
<v Speaker 2>If they showed him, it was like, it's the dude
<v Speaker 2>with the cast because you know, they would show Orton
<v Speaker 2>videos and they would always show him right like, but
<v Speaker 2>like I had no fucking idea, which I mean I
<v Speaker 2>do now, Like it took me, you know, twenty years
<v Speaker 2>after this to really learn much about him. But Bob
<v Speaker 2>Orton was pretty fucking sick. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, of course, eventually he's on TV with Randy two,
<v Speaker 1>like during the Undertaker stuff, I believe, but yeah, just
<v Speaker 1>it's just something to think about. Like I was so
<v Speaker 1>disconnected from the history of wrestling back then because wrestling,
<v Speaker 1>I feel like, got so many more like new fans
<v Speaker 1>during the Attitude Era that like I didn't know anybody
<v Speaker 1>from the before the Attitude era time, Like.
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's not it's not like during the Attitude or
<v Speaker 2>they were like, if anything, the Attitude era was them
<v Speaker 2>talking about, Hey, we're not this old shit anymore. It's
<v Speaker 2>and they never showed it, and if they talked about it,
<v Speaker 2>it was like, oh, that's the old shitty stuff.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, it's just it's just something I was
<v Speaker 1>thinking about. Yeah, it's just funny, you know, time.
<v Speaker 2>Works, it's weird. Yeah, I mean we talked about it before.
<v Speaker 2>We're like, yeah, dude, there was a time where I said, Wow,
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to watch anything before ninety six. Fuck
<v Speaker 2>all that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean my opinions on stuff evolve when it
<v Speaker 1>comes to wrestling all the time. I mean I mean
<v Speaker 1>stuff that we even have talked about on dead Lot before.
<v Speaker 1>You know, Hm, we started dell out like six years ago,
<v Speaker 1>you know, changed constantly over the last six years.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Devon takes Orton to the top rope here, like I mentioned,
<v Speaker 1>but Orton hits a bulldog from the second and tags
<v Speaker 1>in for Rouke.
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, damn.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'll be damned Farruke gets a bag body, dropping
<v Speaker 1>a power slam on Devon for a two. Devon reverses
<v Speaker 1>the dominator into a DDT and misses a diving headbutt.
<v Speaker 2>I was begging for a dominator. I love that move
<v Speaker 2>so much.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's awesome, especially for Rooks. I mean, he just
<v Speaker 1>really throws you into the ground.
<v Speaker 2>As he should like, and you know you're taking it too,
<v Speaker 2>like he's not gonna fucking you know you're going it's
<v Speaker 2>the Finnish brother.
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, Orton tags in. He hits a flying cross
<v Speaker 1>body for a two. He gets real up there, looks great.
<v Speaker 2>Well, uh, froggy cross body ish right, he does a
<v Speaker 2>little pump on it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it looks dope. Orton hits a drop kick for
<v Speaker 1>a two, and then there is a great sequence here
<v Speaker 1>for the end of this man.
<v Speaker 2>Dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, Orton hot shots Batista off the top. Orton lines Batista,
<v Speaker 1>but Batista doesn't fall down. The momentum carries him to
<v Speaker 1>the ropes. He bounces off the ropes and destroys Orton
<v Speaker 1>with a lariat.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he blitz his Orton and also Batista is biggest
<v Speaker 2>ship here, but he gets much bigger than this, which
<v Speaker 2>is easier, takes him to goddamn hell. And he looks.
<v Speaker 2>I mean you can tell by the way he's like
<v Speaker 2>so like fired the fuck up to be doing this.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he just he exudes energy, which I
<v Speaker 1>think helped him a lot, especially when it was time
<v Speaker 1>for him to start getting the big push. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>mean he lit up a room. Batista hits Orton with
<v Speaker 1>a spinebuster, and he picks up the wind.
<v Speaker 2>There's a spinebuster tonight that if not, yeah, it had
<v Speaker 2>to be at least four Tony.
<v Speaker 3>There's also back body drops in this match, which love
<v Speaker 3>to see.
<v Speaker 2>Of course, of course I love a good back body drop.
<v Speaker 2>These are all moves that I enjoy. I just it's
<v Speaker 2>funny to see like the difference, because I mean, if
<v Speaker 2>it was now you see two matches in a row
<v Speaker 2>where dudes do a spinebuster and back body drop, you'll
<v Speaker 2>never see one again for a.
<v Speaker 3>Month, especially since it's Farouke's finish and Batista finish here.
<v Speaker 4>I guess that's yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Sure, he's look good though, I mean he Matt dude,
<v Speaker 2>and like or he covers him, he gets up, he's
<v Speaker 2>fired the fuck up they replay it. I mean, quite
<v Speaker 2>a debut. It's just crazy that like Sena and Bautista
<v Speaker 2>debuting and ring on the same show, and Orton just
<v Speaker 2>debuted two months ago, like what a Yeah, it's nuts.
<v Speaker 1>And most importantly, Devon does the little dance on the
<v Speaker 1>ring he.
<v Speaker 2>Does that is like that is so awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Taz is here with the Stacey Keebler ass magazine.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, I haven't seen enough of this. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna complain, but like, yeah, I see you
<v Speaker 2>goddamn the picture on the magazine. Get your shop Zone catalog, boys,
<v Speaker 2>and you can do that by writing two shop Zone Catalog.
<v Speaker 2>Here's an address for you and I don't know what
<v Speaker 2>you write. I want this. This is awesome.
<v Speaker 4>Cool you send a letter, Please send me this catalog.
<v Speaker 4>I want to look at her ass. Thank you.
<v Speaker 1>Well, there's been enough talking. Now it's time for the
<v Speaker 1>main event. Yeah, Hulk Hogan versus Chris Jericho is the
<v Speaker 1>featured bout for the evening. Well, Jericho hot starts on
<v Speaker 1>Hulk Cogan to start things off here. The crowd is
<v Speaker 1>very hot for Hogan. It's unreal, really.
<v Speaker 2>Not as hot as they were for Test and Mark
<v Speaker 2>Henry on this show, but you.
<v Speaker 1>Know, pretty damn close.
<v Speaker 3>The SAIDs are really exciting because they're standing.
<v Speaker 2>Up, so you know, it's really okay, maybe this one
<v Speaker 2>was real. I'll give you that.
<v Speaker 1>Hogan fires out of the corner with the double axe
<v Speaker 1>Bomber special. He follows it up with that back body drop, Yes,
<v Speaker 1>that body slam, and then he misses an elbow giant style.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Okay, so he does the back body drop. There's
<v Speaker 2>a weird cut, so something happened or something here, and
<v Speaker 2>then Jericho gets scoop slammed and then Hogan hits the ropes.
<v Speaker 2>Everyone in the crowd goes, and then Hogan goes through
<v Speaker 2>an elbow drop fuck.
<v Speaker 1>So Jericho skins the cat, but Hogan waits and punches
<v Speaker 1>him in the head. Hogan hits the ten punches in
<v Speaker 1>the corner, classic babyface move.
<v Speaker 2>Here, Oh get this violence party just not. The crowd
<v Speaker 2>is more on their feet for this ten punches than
<v Speaker 2>they've been on anything the entire night.
<v Speaker 1>Guys, I don't know how much more obvious I have
<v Speaker 1>to make it, So I'm just gonna plainly say it.
<v Speaker 1>If you're on the independence and you're a baby face
<v Speaker 1>and you're not using this move, you gotta get it
<v Speaker 1>under control. Like, you better figure it the fuck out.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, everyone in the arena can see you. If
<v Speaker 1>force his people to look at you, it forces people
<v Speaker 1>to get into the match. It's one of the like,
<v Speaker 1>it's the most earnest move of all time. They will
<v Speaker 1>cheer for you, and they will boo the other guy.
<v Speaker 1>Just do the move.
<v Speaker 2>There is never a time, never, there's one hundred rate
<v Speaker 2>of success with the ten punches. This is never not worked.
<v Speaker 3>I love this.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, this is the funniest way I've seen
<v Speaker 1>a guy get cut off in a minute. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>my nuts.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>The ref is telling Hogan to get down because They're
<v Speaker 1>in the corner on the ropes here, right. So Hogan
<v Speaker 1>gets down and then turns around and throws a heavy
<v Speaker 1>punch at the ref.
<v Speaker 2>He threatens to punch the referee. He also did it
<v Speaker 2>just before he did the ten punches, so two times
<v Speaker 2>already the top one of the top baby faces. Haall.
<v Speaker 2>Cogan is starting to punch the referee for enforcing the rules.
<v Speaker 4>Good thing he's not Anadian, you know.
<v Speaker 2>Right now.
<v Speaker 1>So Hogan throws this heavy punch at the ref.
<v Speaker 3>The ref cells.
<v Speaker 1>Jericho low blows Hogan when the ref isn't looking, and
<v Speaker 1>I swear I remember like Taz or something saying like,
<v Speaker 1>oh that was fucking weird.
<v Speaker 2>I think it was used about like the ref part
<v Speaker 2>and like didn't even sell the low blow. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 2>saw it.
<v Speaker 1>Tas just off the cups. It's just like the fuck.
<v Speaker 2>No, no, fucking New York as fuck was up.
<v Speaker 1>So Jericho chokes Hogan on the ropes. He's gonna get
<v Speaker 1>his heat, hits the Memphis Memphis. Hogan starts punching down Jericho,
<v Speaker 1>but Jericho cuts him off with the gut kick DDT
<v Speaker 1>for a two. Jericho just started coming out with shit
<v Speaker 1>a Domino stretch.
<v Speaker 2>And uses the ropes the abdominal stretch. I like started
<v Speaker 2>laughing at I don't know why it, maybe.
<v Speaker 1>Laugh but because Hogan is huge.
<v Speaker 2>He is gigantic, and it felt like legit something. They
<v Speaker 2>were like, fuck, what do we do here? Abdominal stretch?
<v Speaker 1>Brother Jericho eats the buckle. Hogan starts punching down Jericho
<v Speaker 1>but misses the boot. Jericho trips up Hogan and goes
<v Speaker 1>to locking the walls of Jericho, but Hogan spins out
<v Speaker 1>of it. Jericho hits the running Bulldog and the lion Salt.
<v Speaker 2>For it too. I was surprised that Hogan took the
<v Speaker 2>lion salt. I don't know why. It just felt like
<v Speaker 2>that's not something.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's a weird move.
<v Speaker 1>Well he does the lion saw and then Hogan gets
<v Speaker 1>up immediately it's time.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's why he took he said, the reason he
<v Speaker 2>would take it. I'll go, I'll take a brother if
<v Speaker 2>I can kick out of it, and then i'll come.
<v Speaker 2>Should he move.
<v Speaker 1>How they're calling it? Wow? Yeah he should he moved, dude,
<v Speaker 1>I'll get right up. You call it, I'll take it,
<v Speaker 1>but I'm getting up.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you.
<v Speaker 1>Jericho tries to punch Hogan, but he's hulking up. He
<v Speaker 1>does the you gimmick, punches down Jericho. I mean, the
<v Speaker 1>crowd is going ape share right now. Hogan with the
<v Speaker 1>big boot, but Jericho powders. Jericho grabs a chair and
<v Speaker 1>comes in with it. Hogan big boots the chair, but
<v Speaker 1>Jericho doesn't drop the chair and then just straights up
<v Speaker 1>brains him with the chair.
<v Speaker 2>What I think it was meant to be was Hogan
<v Speaker 2>goes for the big boot and Jericho hits his foot
<v Speaker 2>with it to block it, but it Legit just looks
<v Speaker 2>like Jerco gets into big boots the chair and Jericho
<v Speaker 2>no sells and it hits him in the face.
<v Speaker 1>For the first time ever in WW history. The guy
<v Speaker 1>doesn't drop the chair, instead holds onto it hits him.
<v Speaker 2>In the head with it, like brilliant, and then he
<v Speaker 2>says on the gig.
<v Speaker 1>Jericho goes to separate the steps in prelude of course
<v Speaker 1>what he did to edge. Jericho raises the chair up,
<v Speaker 1>but the Y two J countdown starts on the tron.
<v Speaker 2>They filmed this Jericho thing like it's Jericho making his
<v Speaker 2>actual edges, like they tilt the camera and all at
<v Speaker 2>the tron.
<v Speaker 1>And on the stage is Edge doing the Y two
<v Speaker 1>J TNT and uh he is fucking shredded.
<v Speaker 2>Man, he looks great, he looks fantastic. Holy shit.
<v Speaker 1>I gotta be honest, though, Why the fuck did he
<v Speaker 1>do the Jericho thing?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Yeah, Like I'm sure they said all
<v Speaker 2>it was fucking mind games or whatever. But like you
<v Speaker 2>don't like Edge coming the Edge yeah music? Yeah, like
<v Speaker 2>Jericho could have sold it the exact same way.
<v Speaker 1>Like feels like it feels like one of those deals
<v Speaker 1>were like they got too cute. They ever thought it
<v Speaker 1>a little bit? Yeah, yeah, right, what if you came
<v Speaker 1>back his Edge was like what if I came back
<v Speaker 1>as Jericho?
<v Speaker 3>You know, and it was like, yeah, play.
<v Speaker 4>So they couldn't use that song.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, because they don't play Edges music at the
<v Speaker 2>end of the show either.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just gotta look cute with it. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>think the Edge song would have been all right, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I think it would have been great. Edge comes down,
<v Speaker 1>He kicks Jericho's ass as Chris Jericho.
<v Speaker 2>LK.
<v Speaker 1>Cogan throws Jericho back in the ring and Edge hits
<v Speaker 1>a spinning heel kick. Edge then hits him with the
<v Speaker 1>spear and the crowd goes nuts as Edge and Hogan
<v Speaker 1>celebrate together to end the show, Edge goes.
<v Speaker 2>In the corner and says, get the hel up, Chicago,
<v Speaker 2>all Right, damn, they're gonna dumb this ship. Get the
<v Speaker 2>fuck up. Yeah, dude, I mean, I mean, Hogan wins
<v Speaker 2>by DQ so they play his music, but like, come on,
<v Speaker 2>Hogan's raging, Edge his arm and it's this big return,
<v Speaker 2>Like play just fucking music. Give them music here, you
<v Speaker 2>know what gotcha?
<v Speaker 3>No Hogan and win tag titles. That'd be pretty cool.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's fucking a great idea. Why not do that?
<v Speaker 1>Did the final shot here of them doing Hogan's taunt
<v Speaker 1>like together, I swear to god, gets used in video
<v Speaker 1>packages all the time.
<v Speaker 3>Oh hell yeah.
<v Speaker 2>It's either that one or like when they fucking win
<v Speaker 2>the tag titles and do it. I mean they pose
<v Speaker 2>together for a bit, right, right, But like you, I
<v Speaker 2>think you're probably right.
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, I mean this one is like super died
<v Speaker 1>and they didn't get a job with the in the mirror.
<v Speaker 2>I mean the crowd was super into it too, and
<v Speaker 2>that's the end of the show. Yeah, that's it. I
<v Speaker 2>like the show. Actually, I like I legit didn't know
<v Speaker 2>anything else other than this was going to be seen
<v Speaker 2>his debut episode, and I was like, oh, this is
<v Speaker 2>fucking cool. You can you can kind of tell, like,
<v Speaker 2>you know, they're they're they're trying to start getting some
<v Speaker 2>momentum for some new guys and get some ship rolling here. Uh.
<v Speaker 2>I mean Stephanie becomes GM when is that soon to July?
<v Speaker 2>So she's coming up like like fucking a week or two? Okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>So which you know, that's you know a lot of stuff.
<v Speaker 1>It's hard to beat. I mean, this is probably the
<v Speaker 1>best era for SmackDown ever. I mean they have an
<v Speaker 1>extra year. The summer of two to quarter one oh
<v Speaker 1>three is like pretty hard to beat. Just a lot
<v Speaker 1>of people, a lot of guys that change the business
<v Speaker 1>are wrestling around this time. A lot of guys that,
<v Speaker 1>uh I mean are absolute legends now we're on the
<v Speaker 1>show too. You know. It's just a lot of stars
<v Speaker 1>were made and a lot of cool ship was done.
<v Speaker 4>I mean Race coming in so like, uh, you know
<v Speaker 4>that everything for SmackDown.
<v Speaker 2>I mean they get fucking what like Eddie and bum
<v Speaker 2>Walcom the SmackDown fucking brocks getting the crazy push.
<v Speaker 1>Valboski gets the fuck out of here soon.
<v Speaker 3>That's what really put emotion.
<v Speaker 1>Harkarholly gets the singles push.
<v Speaker 2>I mean he's gonna get hurt for but like that,
<v Speaker 2>he gets this little push there. You know. Well, that
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