The One Where Sosa Says Mom

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Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous. You are about to hear all sorts of things because the house is alive with the sound of music or music depending on how you look at it. So yeah, back at it.

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Speaker 2: Are we here, Lisa?

00:00:21
Speaker 1: The house is very chaotic. My mother knows that we record. Look at her, stare at me. No no, no, no, no, you said they can.

00:00:31
Speaker 2: Come, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, grab a mic if you're gonna rebuttal no, that is.

00:00:39
Speaker 3: It's just simply she was on her phone, not listening as usual because she cannot multitapic.

00:00:45
Speaker 1: I ask me questions at that time. Why does the family continue to do it if they know because they're trying to teach you. I'm trying to teach you.

00:00:55
Speaker 2: You guys.

00:00:56
Speaker 1: My mother said, I remember they can come Friday or next week.

00:01:03
Speaker 3: That I read it verbatim to you, what you have to come Monday. But you know, because we were having a swim day on.

00:01:10
Speaker 1: Friday, priorities right anyway, It's fine, go bye bye, love you anyway.

00:01:18
Speaker 2: It's don't trip over that credit card. Oh wow, I'm so overwhelmed. And then she just kicked the dog ball ball of porcelain bowl in the middle of the floor because Lily can't eat in a corner.

00:01:38
Speaker 1: Ah, okay, let's just start the episode. Because between the household and this thing that has appeared on my eyeball, I'm Unwell.

00:01:49
Speaker 2: Your eyeball is looking good, looks.

00:01:52
Speaker 1: Better because I'm I have glasses on.

00:01:54
Speaker 2: Well, it looked better yesterday. So basically, is that why you're wearing glasses today?

00:01:58
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm embarrassed. It's like, I'm not a vain person, but I'm super vain when it comes to myself. Like there are things where I all let it slide, like a little blemish, all good, something in your eye where people literally loook. The whole point of conversation is eye contact, right, and I'm begging for people to look at the ground what I'm talking.

00:02:23
Speaker 2: Sometimes I look at their mouth. Is that weird?

00:02:26
Speaker 1: Look at my mouth? I don't care is weird but my eyes?

00:02:29
Speaker 2: But now, just if I'm looking at your mouth and I'm having a conversation with you, is it weird?

00:02:33
Speaker 1: And I think I have something in my teeth? Yeah?

00:02:35
Speaker 2: Oh, it just keeps me interested because their mouth's moving and I have a keeps me interested.

00:02:42
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm either going to need to stare at your mouth. You're going to need to blink a lot of times. It's just anyway, I google it because the first thing that it looks like is and when I say the slightest amount of just like off pigment, right, I'm like, what is this? And I obsess over it. No one can tell. Every time I ask someone there like, I don't see what you're talking about, but I can see it in my magnifying mirror. So I then go to the desert and it gets a little bit worse. So this is when I google, and I google and it's a pinguecula. A pinguecula is a harmless, yellowish bump. It wasn't a bump at the time on the white part of the eye. It's primarily caused by long term exposure to environmental factors including sunlight, wind, and dust. Additionally, aging and changes in the eye's tissue can contribute to its development. Okay, what I would give for it to just go back to what it was, what I was obsessing over at the very beginning. Okay, because now it looks, as your friend Calvin Cobb said, it looks like you broke open an oyster or whatever, and there's a pearl inside of my eye.

00:03:57
Speaker 2: Oh that's beautiful.

00:03:58
Speaker 1: It's repulsive, disgusting. I go to the eye doctor, what is it called an ophthalmologist or something nailed it and they're like, so basically, it's inflamed, it's irritated. I'm gonna give you some drops that are gonna help it, like, go away and go down, you guys. I've been on them for three days. Nothing has happened.

00:04:20
Speaker 2: Does it look a little better, Lauren? You have no idea?

00:04:25
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, so, like keep in mind, I put lumifi in to make it not red, so it's a little wider.

00:04:31
Speaker 2: You can tell it's there when I was looking at it yesterday. Yeah, the veins that were going into it.

00:04:37
Speaker 1: I didn't have lumifi in. The lumifi is what's it down?

00:04:42
Speaker 2: You gotta not do the lumifi right now. You gotta see the veins. You gotta see what it's doing. Don't put them in anymore, just put the drops that they get anyway.

00:04:52
Speaker 1: I asked Instagram what the heck is going on with my eye? And this woman said, take a Benadryll and it will go away. I get those a few times a month. It's an allergy thing, so I'm gonna try that tonight. This woman, Brittany Mendel, said, I had one, went to the eye specialist. They froze my eye and used a small blade and cut it off of mine. It wouldn't go away with drops or anything. So naturally, I said, what's the recovery time? Because if it's quick, I'm going in today get it off.

00:05:24
Speaker 2: So those are very very opposite ends of the road. I know one Benadryl took hers away and one had to go under a knife.

00:05:34
Speaker 1: Someone else said that Lindsey Hubbard gets them.

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Speaker 2: And she just.

00:05:40
Speaker 1: Doesn't have a husband. You don't have a husband, Mai said, good luck girl, sending clear eye vibes to you. The girl who told me to take a bena drill. So that's what I've been battling. Not great, but it's fine. Also, they're like, you can't they they only do surgery if it bothers you, And I'm like, I was it bothers me to look at it?

00:06:01
Speaker 2: Get it off. That's that's not a reason to bother you. Does it affect your sight?

00:06:08
Speaker 1: Will that allow me to take it off? Yes? Then it does.

00:06:11
Speaker 2: No, you can't lie. Your site is I worked.

00:06:15
Speaker 1: Oh is that why they ask?

00:06:16
Speaker 2: Yes, you don't want to do this. You don't want to keep putting lumifi in your eyes along with the other drops. Do one drop, leave it, let it be read, Let have that you want to see it, dissipate. I need to see what it's doing. Don't put more things than you need to into your eye.

00:06:30
Speaker 1: Great, but I'm going to lunch today.

00:06:34
Speaker 2: That's fine. It's not like you fucking have so.

00:06:37
Speaker 1: I shouldn't put lumifi in. I should just roll up looking like a pearly eyed mess with veins. The way you're describing it.

00:06:45
Speaker 2: I'm canceling and choose.

00:06:47
Speaker 1: I'm canceling, pick and choose. I'm not going in with some bum eye.

00:06:53
Speaker 2: All right, Well, it's not affecting your site when you blink? Does it hurt?

00:06:56
Speaker 1: By the way, I think about that at night after I obsess, I pray to and I say, listen, listen here, God, I'm so grateful that my vision is not affected. Like I know, I'm trippin'. I know that I don't like it, but like all is good because I can still see perfectly. It's it's not bugging me. It's bugging me to look at it, but I can see and for that, thank you. And then I think the rest of my body for doing what it needs to be doing. Anyway. I went to Sena's fortieth birthday party last week. Easton bailed. I wore, I don't know why you built. Out Of all of the things that I go and do, I never regret staying in. It's it's always it's about a ninety eight percent chance I'm gonna regret going out. This falls into the two percent category of me not regretting it and actually having the best time ever.

00:07:49
Speaker 2: So one reason why I didn't go, Mom, hello, Ely, she has something to say. Mama gets a lit little bit, I'll throw her under the bush. It was like, I just I may need help, and I was like, okay, I'll help. And then the real reason was we went to Palm Springs. Landon was very sick. He got better. I feel like I started to get what he got. Yeah, and I didn't want to keep giving it out. Oh okay, well no, my biggest thing was not to get anyone else sick. I wish I could have. I wish I would have gone, and I mean I could have. I just really did not want other people to like, yeah, I'm just now feeling sick, and me being like, oh, it's me for sure.

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Speaker 1: You know what, though I absolutely I didn't know that that was the case, and the reasoning for the bailing I have. I get sick now once a month. My immune system used to be a heavy hitter. I'm doing a heavy metal detox. I don't know.

00:08:52
Speaker 2: What's happening everything. I don't know what's happening either.

00:08:55
Speaker 1: But nothing works anymore.

00:08:57
Speaker 2: And the one thing that I never thought i'd get pissed off, Yeah, I now get pissed off and people come out sick.

00:09:04
Speaker 1: Yea too, because I know I'll get it, yes, But back in the.

00:09:07
Speaker 2: Day, I didn't get out here. I'm like, I feel good enough.

00:09:11
Speaker 1: Well, and my immune system was like freaking berry bombs, dude, hitting all the sicknesses out of the park, untouchable. Now, if you feel anything, if you're sniffling, get away from me because I will absolutely get it. And I get it once a month. And I'm sitting here pounding all my vitamin C and health and wellness pills and boy ron little the one thing I will say, nothing is working.

00:09:36
Speaker 2: Guess what you might need Because I have heavy metal detoks. You may need to take a couple or just like an allergy bed, because that's what I dessert tech.

00:09:46
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a Vendadryl tonight. Tell my eye.

00:09:48
Speaker 2: Yeah, I because I take an allergy pill every day now and it's like, I do feel better here.

00:09:54
Speaker 1: Told me that you missed a party due to how you were feeling, Yeah.

00:09:57
Speaker 2: Because it's an actual illness, like you, I feel like the head cold and all of that, like sniffles. It's always just right here that I feel like is just allergies. Think of the table, the cars, all of that. When you're like my car's filthy, it's like all you have to do is drive that and the pollen flies off.

00:10:17
Speaker 1: Like it's yeah, all right, Well I had you wash the car because there was bird shit all over it.

00:10:20
Speaker 2: But that's I was happy to get that off.

00:10:23
Speaker 1: All you have to do is drive and it'll clean it. How about you just run it through the car wash for.

00:10:27
Speaker 2: Me, that would be great. Yeah, I wish you could so.

00:10:30
Speaker 1: At Sheena's birthday, she had it at one of our friends homes that we met through the school that the girls go to. You walk up these stairs and it's like the first floor of the backyard. That's the pool they built in like a Koi pond, like a little chill area, very very sick house. Phenomenal for having.

00:10:55
Speaker 2: Like a party.

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Speaker 1: It was like a very good you know's parties. Yeah, like one hundred and fifty at Summer Moon's birthday. So there were a lot of people. But then you go upstairs to like another terrace where they had another bar. They had manly hands there. What's her name, Heather McDonald's was like, you need some manly hands in your life. I was like, I need some manly dick in my life. We'll move halfwidure my brother. But I made a funny anyway, I made a funny and they had like a tarot card reader. I wore this dress that I got at Bloomingdale's. It was like a very frilly, lacy, puffy gas hurt thank you t T.

00:11:34
Speaker 2: And so did your friend Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she looked great. She looked.

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Speaker 1: The theme was Death to my thirties, so everyone dressed in black and then she was in red, which we didn't know. And she told me she would send me a picture of what she was wearing, and that she never did Luckily, I'm not the type to care.

00:11:50
Speaker 2: But well, she is so much going on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's the birthday girl, so she should be able to wear whatever she wants, right, And I liked the red. I would have probably done white because I would feel like the white was like forties. Yes, like I've submerged, you know, innocence.

00:12:08
Speaker 2: But maybe she's coming into her forties.

00:12:11
Speaker 1: There you go, that's exactly what it is. I told her take the bowl by the balls this year, show them who the box. Yeah, she's got the book coming out. She's gonna have a fabulous year. Let me tell you about the skirt because Summer Moon lived it. Bloomingdale's did a collab with Wicked, and so the skirt was like on the label said Wicked, and so Summer Moon wanted to take a bunch of pictures with it because I had a Wicked skirt on because you were wicked. Yeah, I was wicked.

00:12:42
Speaker 2: Sick.

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Speaker 1: And then I wore these like little gloves because the shirt I had on. People thought that I wore the gloves as an accessory. I wore the gloves because the the shirt I had on was a little bit of like a flood shirt. It wasn't quite three quarters, but wasn't quite to the wrists. It's sad, I like the most awkward, making my hands looking more sha kill o'nealish than normal. So I was like, we're wearing gloves every time.

00:13:06
Speaker 2: I usually if I do have that, I'll just like roll it just a little so they don't know how much I rolled it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this wasn't a roly type shirt. Anyway. We got there at seven. I was home by nine point thirty. It was absolutely amazing. Shed she gave So Shina has this, uh they do meal prep for her. Theyir meal preppers, so they like have different families that they mill prep for the week. And she gave them her anchilada recipe to make for the birthday.

00:13:35
Speaker 2: And did you eat it?

00:13:37
Speaker 1: I didn't eat. No. I chicked a ley before we left.

00:13:39
Speaker 2: Oh yeah I saw Yeah, I couldn't her enchilada's slap. Yeah. And I love eating them in Palm Springs because I get to waddle over to the house right after I've been eating it. We all know why if I was at a party and I saw that enchilada, I would have to just probably go to the bathroom just looking at it. There's no way I could have an enchilada at a party.

00:14:02
Speaker 1: I just can't eat an anchilata standing up.

00:14:06
Speaker 2: Or like have a conversation with it.

00:14:09
Speaker 1: Which a lot of people were eating. But it's like also when I have makeup on, I find it hard to eat. You wouldn't know that my watching bander pump rolls every time we're at a restaurant, shoveling first, shoveling food in my mouth, like.

00:14:22
Speaker 2: The situation, I don't even come up for air. You are like Mic the situation, just orders everything on the menu and just eats.

00:14:29
Speaker 1: Yea, And I'm constantly talking about food, Sobriety, I need my fix.

00:14:37
Speaker 2: This is not me what I Mike. Yeah, and he's my favorite.

00:14:44
Speaker 1: I don't mind Mike the situation after.

00:14:46
Speaker 2: He got out of prison. No, he's been great. All he does is order fifteen course meals at the rest of babies and yeah.

00:14:52
Speaker 1: With his wife. I took Ocean to the dentist last week because you know, she has her brown teeth that people still comment on the comment section she needs fluoride.

00:15:05
Speaker 2: I'm like, bitch, you're just done.

00:15:07
Speaker 1: She fell off a bike and had like a massive mouth injury, and the fact that my ex was like, she's got a bump on her lip. It's like the lip is the least of my concern. Have you seen her gossip?

00:15:17
Speaker 2: They're dead, but they said.

00:15:22
Speaker 1: They'll be fine. They did the x ray. She did the X ray like a champ. By the way, I posted on Instagram. She was so cute. She's like, we're at the dentist and the way I get her to do the x rays is that little like thing that they put on you. I pretend like it's a dress and I tell her put your dress on. She loves that part, so she's uh doing the x rays. They said the root looks fine, like as long as they're not bugging her, like everything looks good. After we're finished, because she's like negotiating with the dentist, Like the dentist is like, I'm gonna do this, and she's like, how about you do this? And then that it's like full negotiation and she has stamina. It's a lot. So we walk out. I go to pay. The dentist comes out and says to the receptionist that kid's going to be running a fortune five hundred company one day. Just wait, and she's pointing at Ocean, and I was like, yeah, it's a lot, like she's this kid's going to be doing something very sick one day.

00:16:22
Speaker 2: Ocean.

00:16:23
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I thought that.

00:16:24
Speaker 2: It was sweet. She is a negotiator. She just she does.

00:16:31
Speaker 1: Wow like someone else. I know. Yep, she is two halves, isn't she. We're like, fine, I don't give it.

00:16:38
Speaker 2: I don't care.

00:16:39
Speaker 1: I don't even care.

00:16:40
Speaker 2: I didn't even listen to you the way.

00:16:41
Speaker 1: That I had to negotiate the headband. Today and yesterday she wore exactly what I wanted her to wear because I said it was my day. So this morning she wakes up and tells me it's not your day anymore. It's my day. It's my day, and I get to go to school. Mother's day is over. So I'm wearing the headband. I said, I gave you options this morning, Ocean. You could either wear a headband or you could wear your hair in a ponytail. But it's not both. So then the moment that I yelled squirrel, I was like, look out the window, there's a squirrel, and she like forgot what she was doing. I like took the headband, hit it. She completely forgot yep, and then on the way to school, I got pulled over.

00:17:22
Speaker 2: Please do tell more, dude.

00:17:24
Speaker 1: I'm so pissed off about this. You guys. It's a three way stop, and I do this thing because it cuts down like probably six minutes on time, all right, maybe three depending on the day. Three way stop. I'm at, like, it's like this right, I'm here, I make my left turn. I see a cop get off of his motorcycle. He's a motorcycle cop off the best.

00:17:54
Speaker 2: I love a good small cock motorcycle cop.

00:17:56
Speaker 1: He like, has traffic this way coming, and then he looks at me. He points at me, and he goes and then points at the spot for me to park in. He's like, I need your license and registration. I was like, ugh, I don't have my license on me, and I go and I don't even know what a registration looks like. So I hand him this white piece of paper. He's like, this is a smog test. I was like, what is a registration? I don't understand, So naturally I call my mom. She's like, I don't know. It should be like a little yellow piece of paper. So I'm like, oh, perfect, two little yellow pieces of paper. So I handed to him and he's like, do you have your license like a photo? And I was like, my mom will send me one. Lisa sends me the identification card and not the license. I have to call her back. This cab is very, very chill. Just the fact that he's waiting. I would have been like, fuck this, you're getting a ticket for not having your license. You don't know where your registration is, and your license plate is a tenth that expired May twenty fifth or no, April twenty fifth, all right. The guy was cool, so he's like, that's why it's not pulling up because you're from out of state, and I was like, no, know the cars from out of state. I had it shipped here. And now there's an issue happening with like the DMV and the dealership on how to get me my normal plates, so they keep setting me templates. Anyway, the reason I got pulled over was because at this particular three way stop, there's no left hand turn during the hours of seven am and ten am.

00:19:22
Speaker 2: So let me ask you, isn't it like where you turn right and then it's the immediate left onto that street.

00:19:30
Speaker 1: No. So there's parts like a lot of places in Beverly Hills or West Hollywood, the only two places I've lived beside Sherman Oaks where at traffic lights there are times where you can't make a left turn during peak traffic.

00:19:46
Speaker 2: Because we don't make sense because we don't have turning lanes.

00:19:49
Speaker 1: There there was literally not one person you guys at either of the stop signs. I was the only person. Like, if the cop were really cool, he would have just like, let me go. Right, he had a quota to make. I'm sure I helped him make that quota today, but at the same right, but with all of the other stuff like no registration, No, do you even know what you got to No, I have no idea.

00:20:16
Speaker 2: I just like, so, you got a ticket and you have no idea what it's for.

00:20:19
Speaker 1: No. I couldn't read his handwriting. I was just happy that, like, you drove away, I got to school in time. I asked, fifteen minutes.

00:20:30
Speaker 2: Oh, I'd have given you multiple tickets. Really, I don't know. I feel like a traffic stops about five.

00:20:37
Speaker 1: Maybe it was. I have a really weird perception of time. Everything feels like it goes by very quickly, yet the minutes are the slowest thing ever. I could have been there for five minutes. I probably was. I probably was. Anyway, Mother's Day. Mother's Day was great. We went to the Beverly Hilton UH with jam Jason, their son cam, her mom, Claudia. We had Brittany and Crusey. You Landon. So many people were like, is the guy standing next to La La her new boyfriend?

00:21:14
Speaker 2: Oh Landon?

00:21:16
Speaker 1: We were kind of cozied up to each other. I was like, Okay, I could see why people would think that, did you see the photo Easton?

00:21:23
Speaker 2: No?

00:21:24
Speaker 1: All right, well, do you just take a gander and then let me know?

00:21:30
Speaker 2: No, I mean, I've just no, all.

00:21:34
Speaker 1: Right, Well, some people I felt the need to explain that he was like.

00:21:39
Speaker 2: You've seen it. We've seen him so many times in cooking video if you if you follow you you know, I mean.

00:21:47
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you'd be surprised how many people like did you know? You have to say something eight times for like one percent of people to actually get it. So maybe if I just post that photo seven more times, people a small percentage will understand that she's not my boyfriend. But I did feel the need to correct that. The especial thing that happened on Mother's Day was the fact that Sosa said, Mom. I don't think she meant to, but it was definitely a fluke because she didn't say it again. But I heard it, Gigi heard it, Ocean heard it. So I will forever hold on to the fact that Sosa for the first time did that, Mum for the first time on Mother's Day. Let's get into some real effing good news that I saw this morning. What okay, so I love Amazon.

00:22:41
Speaker 2: Let's make that very outdoor Amazon. Let me tell you this, I'm going to stop ordering from Amazon. Wow. I'm kind of wanting it to be on my front porch. I don't.

00:22:54
Speaker 1: The news pops up that this delivery woman for Amazon goes up these stairs to a house in Woodland Hills. They obviously have security cameras because I watched it. She leaves the package. It's Mother's Day. It's freaking Mother's Day. On her way down the stairs, you guys, she drops a deuce on the steps and peas in the driveway. This Amazon delivery woman.

00:23:26
Speaker 2: The twice two homes so far, two homes.

00:23:32
Speaker 1: This woman is just leaving nuggets. The girl, the owner of the home. She goes. Yeah, after I saw it, it was a moment of like clutching my pearls. I just didn't know why someone would do that, especially on Mother's Day. I'm like, especially ever, ever, I can understand a dude, and this is not me being like men can do it, but women can't. I think it's all disgusting. She'd never pee in someone's home, but like a dude, it's so much easier like a female to.

00:24:03
Speaker 2: Go to the rest. A lot of work you have to like and then squad against for people, or just have a nice set of quads on you.

00:24:13
Speaker 1: Dude, she full on pop locked and dropped.

00:24:18
Speaker 2: No, didn't she. I mean it looked like she sat on that little edge of the thing and like just let her.

00:24:23
Speaker 1: I'm repulsed.

00:24:24
Speaker 2: No, I am too, because there's a lot of times even walking around the ease of parts of where we are, and I'm like, is that a human shit or a dog shit?

00:24:32
Speaker 1: It's probably a little combination.

00:24:33
Speaker 2: If I have to think, if it's a human shit or a dog shit, it's a human shit.

00:24:38
Speaker 1: Probably. Amazon did release a statement We're deeply disturbed. Same We're deeply disturbed by the unacceptable behavior of this delivery driver and apologize to the customers involved. We immediately identified the driver and they are no longer delivering on behalf of Amazon. This was given by Richard Rosha, Amazon spokesperson. What a day for Richard to be like, Hey, Dick, we've got an Amazon delivery person shitting on people's door stuff.

00:25:07
Speaker 2: We're gonna to make suit.

00:25:08
Speaker 1: We're gonna need you to release a statement.

00:25:10
Speaker 2: He's like, God, damn it, Dick, We're in shit. This is.

00:25:18
Speaker 1: I'm just people, the just the no shame in your game.

00:25:24
Speaker 2: I just have to I just would like to know where she was mentally.

00:25:30
Speaker 1: Because everybody has like a ring camera or security footage.

00:25:34
Speaker 2: Like I've seen people like just at grocery stores, like with a basket and they're like looking at something and they'll literally just like open their leg and a ship will drop out and then they'll just where I see. I've seen it on TikTok look up people, and you can look up people pooping in super There was another one that I saw.

00:25:52
Speaker 1: Going to vomit. This is a trigger warning.

00:25:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, trigger warning. There was another one that I saw. There's a guy walking in like the Frozen, not the Frozen, but like the meats nowhere it's like cold but not and he literally sits down, shits and then gets up and just starts walking. Have you seen it? John?

00:26:08
Speaker 1: See, you guys are weird.

00:26:11
Speaker 2: My for you page is pretty keeps me out of real life. That's what I need. No of real life.

00:26:18
Speaker 1: That is real life though. That's why I don't leave the house when you start telling me people are shitting in grocery stores. Yeah, I'm good, but.

00:26:24
Speaker 2: I want to catch the dude so I can put his nose in it like a bad dog.

00:26:29
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to do that with a dog. By the way, well, you're supposed to take them over to the poopy and you say no, no, no, and then you walk them, set them in front of the door, open it, and then they go out. And then once they go to the bathroom outside, you go, yeah, good baby.

00:26:47
Speaker 2: And that's how you train your dog.

00:26:49
Speaker 1: And then with toys, with dogs, you're not supposed to have a bunch of toys because then they think anything's a toy. So if they're chewing on something that they shouldn't you you put it in front of that and then that's when you say no, no, no, And then you put the real toy that they can chew on in front of them, and you go. Yeah, I'm like the Miss Rachel of dogs.

00:27:10
Speaker 2: We haven't trained the dog.

00:27:11
Speaker 1: And speaking of animals, Share and other activists try to stop the transfer of two elephants labeled as the world's Saddest elephants. The transfer would happen between the La Zoo, which is where they've been, and they would move them to a zoo in Tulsa. Grammy winning artists Share spoke out on behalf of the beloved animals, posting to x with a link to send forms to Mayor Karen Bass and will see if she goes anything, and calling the potential move secretive, saying it would only lead that I don't think that's the right word.

00:27:47
Speaker 3: Yeah.

00:27:48
Speaker 2: Yeah. They wanted the move to.

00:27:49
Speaker 1: Be secretly secretive, saying it would only lead them to another cage. The Tulsa Zoo is not a sanctuary. Chaer said, Billy and Tina have served their time in confinement. They deserve they deserve the chance to live in peace and dignity. For at least fifteen years, Share has been advocating for moving Billy to a sanctuary. He's been locked up since nineteen eighty nine. Tina was held captive in the private zoo prior to being placed in the La Zoo. They have been through hell. I've seen firsthand what it takes to rescue, rehabilitate, and safely relocate elephants to sanctuaries. Don't even get me started on zoos, you guys.

00:28:27
Speaker 2: Speaking, I freaking refuse. The Hogal Zoo in Utah closed down. It did, Yeah, why, I don't know. I don't I will not there.

00:28:35
Speaker 1: There are certain zoos that I'm all about. It's a rare occasion, like the San Diego Zoo does phenomenal work, right.

00:28:42
Speaker 2: I thought the Hogal Zoo was all right too.

00:28:44
Speaker 1: I can't speak one hundred percent on that. I know that La Zoo is absolutely disgusting and repulsive. And there have been times where people have asked me to go there, or they've held birthday parties, and I'm like, Nope, you will not be catching me dead there.

00:29:00
Speaker 2: Uh.

00:29:01
Speaker 1: And I'm in the process right now of teaching ocean because my peda campaign came out for Moms against SeaWorld and someone wrote in the comments section, like, great work, but what's the difference between a zoo and It's like, okay, just because this campaign is only focusing on shutting SeaWorld down and focusing on teaching our kids to not support places like this. That doesn't mean that one day we won't focus on the zoos, but I think that they go one thing at a time. But I'm glad he brought it up because it also went it ran parallel to what we're talking about today. And I've told Ocean because she sees things.

00:29:43
Speaker 2: It is what Hogel Zoo is still open. I was mistaken. I heard from one of my it's a good one. See, I knew it.

00:29:54
Speaker 1: It's treading propaganda on the line.

00:29:57
Speaker 2: This was a word of mouth from a friend in Utah. It was like, yeah, they closed it down.

00:30:01
Speaker 1: I don't And you didn't think to google.

00:30:04
Speaker 2: No. I never go to the no.

00:30:06
Speaker 1: I would google, like sometimes when you share things on TikTok and I'm like is that real and you're like, yeah, it's real, And then I look it up and it's like, no, that's not real.

00:30:16
Speaker 2: What now?

00:30:17
Speaker 1: Up in the air? It's on the news right now, Future of Ronnie up in the air, and Derenda's on the TV. Why does it make me so happy? Oh my god, she's a savage. We'll talk about it anyway. I wanted to talk about this, because if you guys are thinking about going to a zoo, just make sure that it's an accredited zoo. And also, I think you need to start teaching your kids why you don't go to places like SeaWorld, like certain zoos, why we don't swim with dolphins. I'm sorry, the dolphin does not want you swimming on its back, and it certainly doesn't give a shit that you're going to propose on its back.

00:30:55
Speaker 2: All right.

00:30:56
Speaker 1: Did you see that video of the dolphins doing flips and things like.

00:31:00
Speaker 2: That and he landed on didn't it die?

00:31:03
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was devastating, absolutely devastating.

00:31:07
Speaker 2: Yeah. I did see that, And Ocean knows.

00:31:09
Speaker 1: She's been watching a lot of YouTube kids the Dodo channel Dodo channel for kids. Oh yeah, they talk about like saving all of these marine animals and sending them back into the into the waters. I go, look, Ocean, they're going back into the ocean where they belong.

00:31:29
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, she it's weird when you talk to her about because you were like, Ocean, that's why you have to keep the ocean clean. I was like, oh my god, there's a lot of oceans being run.

00:31:37
Speaker 1: Around, and she gets it.

00:31:38
Speaker 2: No, she does, she helly gets it.

00:31:43
Speaker 1: Speaking of Ronnie, casting and filming is happening this summer. The Real Housewives of New York is reportedly in final stages of casting and will be filming this summer. This news came out one day after a report that Ronie was on ice indefinitely while Bravo figured out what to do with the show. I am really curious to see who they're giving the boot to. I don't think Brinn will return. I I bet Aaron will come back. Unsure about Jessel. I don't know that Raquel will come back. The designer girl Jenna Lyons, I don't know. I feel like Andy really likes her, so does Lily. I don't know, but all I know is that something needs to happen with it. What happened to Ronnie is an absolute travesty, and I would like to see the old cast come back. Like I've been watching Love Hotel and just seeing Luanne. She's freaking a hoot, man, like she's she.

00:32:46
Speaker 2: I didn't even get to like enjoy this.

00:32:50
Speaker 1: You didn't get to watch the chink.

00:32:51
Speaker 2: I just started like me, and you started right when it was like I started watching brand You.

00:32:58
Speaker 1: Oh how sad for you. I know, honestly, if someone told me, like I just started, where should I start? Rony start from season one and then the final season, you can just give up on the last I think it's twelve, so I think you could stop watching it like season nine, okay, yeah, which is a pretty hefty season. That's a good season. I also saw that Melissa Gorga posted a casting call on her Instagram, and it didn't say specifically what it was for, but in it the wording was like, we're calling for families where the matriarch is the glue of the family and holds everyone together. So I'm assuming that they're recasting Jersey as well. Yeah, there's a lot of things that need an overhaul.

00:33:46
Speaker 2: I like, I like New Jersey, though you do. I don't know, maybe I ca.

00:33:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, then I was thinking maybe they could do, maybe they could do. Maybe they're doing it for like the wife swap, you know, because Bravo brought on like a bunch of new shows. They brought on Real Housewives of Rhode Island.

00:34:07
Speaker 2: Rhode Island.

00:34:08
Speaker 1: I thought the same thing, but really, where else would you go? What are some major cities they've got New York, Well, they're recasting Jersey.

00:34:19
Speaker 2: I would like to see h see.

00:34:21
Speaker 1: I would like to see like Real Housewives of like Montecito, but then that's some real money. They're like, we don't want the drama. We don't want to be famous, we just want to be really what I.

00:34:31
Speaker 2: Would like to see like New Orleans like that would be sick, like Rhode Island.

00:34:37
Speaker 1: They're also rebooting Ladies of London. I never watched Ladies of London. It ran for three seasons like back in the day.

00:34:45
Speaker 2: Is it just who was on that?

00:34:47
Speaker 1: The only one that I know is Carolyn Stansbury, and then they moved her to Real Housewives of Dubai. But now Dubai is canceled as well, so Ladies of London and then a reboot of Shaws of Sunset that they're actually calling a spin off of The Valley the Valley Persian style. It's with Reza and MJ. Do not like the name.

00:35:09
Speaker 2: No, I'm trying to moll over.

00:35:11
Speaker 1: I wish that they were going back to Shaws of Sunset, Like, I don't understand why you can't take those characters call it Shaws of Sunset again. But we can take Roney and we can take vander Pump Rules and be like, you're getting vander Pump Rules, but not one person is the same. Why can't you take Shaws of.

00:35:30
Speaker 2: Sunset because they're not on.

00:35:33
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of the Housewives of Beverly in Beverly Hills.

00:35:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like the Shaws of Sunset more. It has more of a ring to it. Yeah, the Valley, the Valley persion.

00:35:46
Speaker 1: For me, it's a huge miss for me. They also have a wife swab the Real Housewives. Addition, cast members from the Real Housewives will take off their stilettos and step into a Real Housewives shoes.

00:36:00
Speaker 2: So like an actual like.

00:36:01
Speaker 1: An actual how yeah wow wife swap? So the original wife swap was on ABC. No cast has been announced yet.

00:36:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't love it.

00:36:13
Speaker 1: Don't love it at all.

00:36:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't you remember they used to do this and like two moms would switch families.

00:36:21
Speaker 1: I remember wive swap.

00:36:22
Speaker 2: It's terrible.

00:36:23
Speaker 1: But now what's going to happen is these like the Real Housewives are going to actually be real housewives where they're gonna cook and clean and do the whole bit.

00:36:34
Speaker 2: So do what they do now? The fuck is going on in this world? My French?

00:36:40
Speaker 1: You know, I don't even know who I would want to see you on this because it just doesn't seem like anything i'd be interested in. I don't get this at all, and it doesn't to me. I'm not sitting here being like, oh gotta watch Wive Swap the Real Housewives edition. I know.

00:36:54
Speaker 2: Well, it's everything's being remade, even you know.

00:36:58
Speaker 1: There's not a new thought anywhere.

00:37:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, even the buddy that we saw at Coach or stage Coach when he was like, I got a show. Oh yeah, I was watching basically, and I go, so you just start room raiders. You're dating people off their rooms. Room raider, go look it up. It happened in two thousand and fucking eleven. Oh not a new idea, sorry, buddy.

00:37:22
Speaker 1: Uh Rihanna is pregnant again?

00:37:25
Speaker 2: Wow, and all of is he's off trial though? Right?

00:37:29
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he got off squeaky clean. He went a trial. Rihanna freaked out when like you should have seen her in the courtroom. His whole family like lost their minds understandably. But she revealed her bump outside of the Carlisle Hotel during met Gala weekend, and she was in like a Mark Jacob's skirt with a matching top. She had an umbrella and I didn't realize that Asabrack was the met Gala CoA chair this year. Has he always been?

00:38:04
Speaker 2: I mean, I had no idea.

00:38:05
Speaker 1: I don't know much about the Meggala, to be honest, I actually a lot of people stay from well, a lot of people were like, I'm underwhelmed by the looks at this uh at this Metgala, And I actually was super into it.

00:38:19
Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff. I just find the Mecgala to be super super wet person. I mean, yeah, devilish in a sense for me.

00:38:27
Speaker 1: Oh Easterns in the TikTok in the conspiracy theory area, but the same this year of the Megala, I feel like you would have loved it was super fine tailoring, black style. I feel like you would have loved the looks.

00:38:41
Speaker 2: No, I did. And guess who I really did love the look of Shaboozy. Oh was his Shaboozies was so yeah? That was the other conspiracy. They were like they got to Shaboozie. He's you know, he'd stilled his soul and I was like he was dressed in dope before.

00:38:59
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm like him.

00:39:00
Speaker 2: I love Shaboozy.

00:39:02
Speaker 1: I think he's great.

00:39:03
Speaker 2: Same.

00:39:04
Speaker 1: I thought his Domingo looked awesome. And you guys, I have to tell you. So I was watching four Seasons and I know I shouldn't. I did not watch it with Ocean, But she had walked into the room while I was watching it, and she was that man is such a hot man mom about Domico.

00:39:21
Speaker 2: Cor Oh no, sorry, let's see.

00:39:26
Speaker 1: She was very She goes, can you rewind it?

00:39:28
Speaker 2: No, we cannot. Lifting.

00:39:32
Speaker 1: She was like, she was very Why.

00:39:36
Speaker 2: If she's gonna start dating.

00:39:37
Speaker 1: She's not gonna date she's four years old.

00:39:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I have about fifteen years to start picking them up.

00:39:43
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she she knows what she likes. That's for dyang. Sure. Anyway, I thought that the the met gala was really really sick, very uh underwhelmed by Kim K's look. This is the second big night that I've been like, she never misses because she's Kim Ki. But quite honestly, I was like, this is what we got. She looked like she was in Spandard, inspired by Countess Luanne with the hat. Did you see it?

00:40:08
Speaker 2: No?

00:40:08
Speaker 1: There were memes and I reposted it because I looked at it. The countess is always wearing these like little let me see it's kind of tilted down on one eye and it and Kim Kay is wearing that anyway.

00:40:22
Speaker 2: Oh I do. Look, I won't lie. I love this look.

00:40:25
Speaker 1: Let me look at it. You like it?

00:40:28
Speaker 2: I love the hat down? No, the hat is said like I even in.

00:40:33
Speaker 1: You're right, it is pretty sick with the necklist.

00:40:35
Speaker 2: I want to say it's rush hour too.

00:40:37
Speaker 1: Yeah.

00:40:38
Speaker 2: The frenchwoman that they're like, that's in it. She has like in one of the scenes, the hat down and I was.

00:40:43
Speaker 1: Looking at the baage though. All right, she looks good. Kylie looked good too.

00:40:47
Speaker 2: They'll never miss it's alligator.

00:40:49
Speaker 1: What do you mean real alligator?

00:40:52
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's just like the I mean that's going to be up to her. But it looks like it's like the print.

00:40:57
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, no it is.

00:40:59
Speaker 2: But no, why are you you underwhelmed?

00:41:01
Speaker 1: I don't know, Lauren, Maybe I'm just a b.

00:41:06
Speaker 2: I think you you got a anyway.

00:41:12
Speaker 1: No, she looks good. Okay, all right, you changed my mind. She looks great. Yes, she always looks great. I'm just saying compared to a lot of the other looks like Sianna Taylor Slade, what is that girl's name? Janelle Monet? Oh beyond? Like, there were so many looks where I'm like, you really did the damn thing.

00:41:35
Speaker 2: Do you think Kim Cake can never do the damn thing anymore? Because she's done it so many times that you'll never be able to Like it's almost to the point where she can't keep topping it. Yeah, probably yeah, because.

00:41:44
Speaker 1: She's Yeah, she's kind of gone more simple, which is weird because I love that, Like, that's my favorite type of look. But back to Rihanna pro creating, uh like a jack rabbit. I'm so into it. She's got Rizza who's twenty one months, and Riot who's too. The next baby, the third will definitely be in our name asap has uh confirmed. So Riot, so rizzaz a Riot, and then the next one will definitely be another.

00:42:15
Speaker 2: Our name, Ronnie. Could you amine Riot and Ronnie?

00:42:24
Speaker 1: We can only hope that reminds me of when I did not skinny but not fat and I was talking about so she goes. We can expect for your next baby to be named like Michelle. You just give all of these crazy names and then.

00:42:37
Speaker 2: Just like Joe Joseph straight out of the Bible.

00:42:41
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm into it also asap. Got this ring made Easton, and it's got Rihanna on the top of it. This way.

00:42:49
Speaker 2: Wait, so it says like Rihanna down.

00:42:51
Speaker 1: No, it's a statue, like a little sculpture of the ring. And then it's upward. It sits like that high and she's got braids. And he said, check out that forehead like it's like the down to the the way that they customized that face that she's got. It's got diamonds. Listen to how many too? I think I wrote it down.

00:43:12
Speaker 2: If you're gonna wear a ring like that, you you have one hand now made of one hundred and thirty grams of eighteen carrot gold and holds a little more than five carrots of brilliant cut white diamonds. Damn how much?

00:43:28
Speaker 1: It doesn't say how much it is time out. It's an actual statue of Rihanna and is so large that it requires two bands to hold it up. That would be sick. It's got to be a lot of money. Can I tell you what I just learned today.

00:43:40
Speaker 2: Too, that that's a stupid ring.

00:43:46
Speaker 1: Easton definitely needed more sleep this morning. No freaking Tory Lanes, the hip hop artist that shot till Megan was Stallion in the foot. Yeah, he got stabbed in the yard in prison shooters get stabbed and literally had to be taken to the hospital. But he's in freaking Bakersfield, leading Baker's Field. I do not see top care coming from there. Like someone put him in a chopper and take him.

00:44:16
Speaker 2: To see her, right, do you think they were like, hey, we have Tory Lanez coming to Bakersfield. We got to call somebody in LA and fly him out.

00:44:22
Speaker 1: I don't know, but like I don't know how that works. Obviously it was bad enough that he needs medical attention.

00:44:28
Speaker 2: I will say, I thank you, Lily, thank you. Could be missing. I could be wrong again, tell me if I am. I found out that you really don't even get to choose where you work when you're like a doctor or a nurse and all these because you have to get placed. Yeah, like my buddy's brother, Yeah, he had to live in like North Dakota for a year. I was like, right, because, yeah, he's a pharmacist now and he gets to choose, But for like ten years he had to do residency in a whole bunch of different areas, and so he didn't even get to choose where he work. So maybe there's a good doctor up in Bakersfield that just doesn't want to be there.

00:45:09
Speaker 1: I'm not shitting on Bakersfield. I'm sure that they have a lovely facility to treat Tory Lanes. Before we sign off, I wanted to read this because I constantly freaking do this. It's called revenge resting, also known as revenge bedtime procrastination. It's a phenomenon where individuals choose to stay up late at night to enjoy activities they didn't have time for during the day, essentially taking revenge on a busy schedule. This can manifest his watching TV, scroll social media. Everyone does this, right, yeah, or engaging in other leisure activities, often at the expense of necessary sleep. My dad always told me, you cannot catch up on sleep once the sleep is gone. Like you can't say tonight, I'm gonna get twelve hours like it just it doesn't happen. Your body's run down. You have to get Some doctors say, what six hours is enough? If I don't get If I don't get at least eight, I'm for sure screwed. I have to have at least eight. If I can hit twelve, then I'm really cruising like a champ half the day. I love a good ten hour sleep, yeah, but everyone does that. I It's weird because I'll be exhausted, and by the time I'm ready to get in the bed and I'm showered, I have a second wind of like I get to ketch up on my show. I get to ketch up on text messages, like I'm gonna eat all the Gouda cheese and crackers.

00:46:34
Speaker 2: In the world in the bed to me.

00:46:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm talking.

00:46:37
Speaker 2: I'm talking like I'm not kidding, like I yeh. I'll go up in my room after and I'm like, I'm exhausted because I'm with everybody, and I'm like, yeah, you exhausted. I get in my room, I get cozy, I brush my teeth, and then I'm like, you're gonna grab a snack. Yeah, And then I'm watching my show and then before you know it is.

00:46:54
Speaker 1: Three hours have passed. Oh you're pushing into the midnight hours.

00:46:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like twelve thirty and I'm like, I'm nowhere near sleep.

00:47:01
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know it's but I enjoy it, I know, but everyone does this so much so that it now has a term revenge resting.

00:47:11
Speaker 2: So now we just have to figure out how we can make the work schedule work on our revenge resting.

00:47:16
Speaker 1: I need to figure out how to get Ocean in her own bed.

00:47:18
Speaker 2: That's good luck.

00:47:19
Speaker 1: Then I do it for myself. I can't sleep when she's not. Next week Black Anyway, you guys, the Menandaz Brothers are due back in court I think today, so we'll see how that goes. I hope you enjoyed this episode of the Give Them All a podcast. You can catch the bonus on Mondays and this video will be out on Friday. Bye,