FWF Season 3 DRAFT! - FROM THE VAULT

Ah. All right, hello and welcome to the bonus edition the Major Wrestling
Figure Podcast. I am your host for this evening. Well, actually I'm
not. I'm going to participant this evening. I am the most professional wrestler
Brian Mars. What's up, everybody? And I am the President of Turmoil
Mattcardona, Brian the president of Thrill Zone. President Turmoil. Guys. We
have the fw F, it's in the archives. We did a full season,
we did a c in two that was a major Marx dot Com exclusive.
Listen to those. But we've added a third brand. First of all,
let me just say this, we're not bringing back the s W.
This like a fantasy like if we were to bring back for season three,
we would have added a third brand. Mark, tell us about your third
brand. Okay, well, Mark is the ww CW version. I don't
even know what is WWE c W. Oh sorry, yeah, that's the
one Matt was the All right, listen, here's the deal. I'm also
here as a participant. All right, smart, Mark Sterling, the most
famous the lights go out. Now, first of all, let's get this
out of the way. Brian, I formally give you back the thrillsone brand.
Okay, because that was my brand in season two. You and Max
smash Master. Yes, me and the maxmash Master, which I don't know
why that's an insult. The two of us ran that brand and we did
really well. We beat Brusky Shoes. You'll be the moderator here. That's
collusion, correct, that's collusion. I think that's collusion in the true sense
of the word. I said it right from the get No, you did
not, Yes, I did. I said we're both doing that. Hey,
yes, collusion from the start. And by the guys are Dave Meltzer
and Zan Man. He never he never get his final analysis. I'm still
waiting on that. Well, he did do a podcast. He did a
whole podcast about it. He didn't do the he didn't do the write up
for the final we Broski, you have twenty seven hours to Australia to listen
to if you want to not left it down. He did. I listen.
This is the Hasbro esque figure fed so a lot of questions I have
before we started. This was legal has bros Okay, Mattel Retros, Zombie,
Sella Toys, Cella's whatever you want to call him these days. Yeah,
but no, art or or what's gonna come out has to protot has
to be an in hand retro action figure. Yes, in hand retro action
figure like I have the Chelsea Green protep right here. Doesn't count it's not
in hand. No, and in hand? Okay. Another question, galubs
off the table, off the table? Okay, globs, I feel like
are in the same family off double checking on that one. Yeah, I'm
also in on off the table. Another thing I want address. We're doing
ten rounds here. A snake draft shoes is gonna run. Shoes is going
to run. A shoes is gonna run the a duck race to get our
order one, two and three? Okay okay? Uh. My other big
question the human rights. Yes all characters, Yes, definitely. You get
Rep Aman, you get Smash Sure and Crush, you get Papa Shango,
you get uh the eventual smoke trade. No, he's not. He could
be one day if this keeps going. So it's like a plant and a
seed. Sure, that's fine. Yeah. Also, Mark, what is
your third brand? Oh well, guys, I've decided to name my third
brand. This is big, This is big Man. Here we go,
DDD. You get the shirt? Ready? Thunderslam thunderslam. I like that,
nice little shout out. Also, also, that is not my idea.
I put a little post up in the Facebook group. There was a
major Mark that came up with it. Major Mark came up with it.
I thought it was a great idea. I put it on a short list
myself and Max Master picked that as the name, and I'm gonna I I
sorry, I can't shout out the guy's name, but he's gonna get a
prize. I'm gonna send him a Mark Bendy. So I thought you we're
gonna go with. First of all, let's look if yousic because we have
the FW have to Figure Wrestling Federation. We're rebook certain eras of toys.
But then we have the real f w F. That's live, that's the
that's the key there Live after Live Official Mark Biters. He suggested that Mark
would call his third brand Pandemic. Yeah. I thought about it, because
that's how the f was born. Really thrilled during the pandemic. Yeah,
but we want to forget about the pandemic. Here's why I didn't want to
do that, pandemic. I'm imagine me too. I want it back too,
Brusky. Here's my thought on that you cannot wear a pandemic shirt right
if you're gonna you can't. Really, I can't really help us out with
that one. Yeah, I was really hoping for smarter day Night. It's
pretty good, So we didn't even explain it. Joe Shoes is here.
He's going to be. You know, in past years I was model.
He eventually cheats. Joe Shoes will cheat. I think I think it's best
for me to get this out in the open right now. I am a
tried and true turmoil termination. Wow, you got to put that aside.
Pal You like you like Broski's fantasy booking, and it's the best. I
can't wait who he kills when he turned the lights out at sea. Let
me backtrack and ask Shoes something so well Brian said earlier. Let's say hypothetically
Brian picks Papa Shango and hypothetically we continue this and then hypothetically, if pitches
smoke Trade ever comes out, smoke with smoke train hypothetically be legal. The
smoke train, once released would be legal, and then default immediately to Bryant.
So in the year Papahan, you get smoke trained. But like Brian,
if you were deep in a pay per view hypothetically, and you still
had Papa Shanko hypothetically and hastele Toy released smokes hypothetically, you can have him
surprise surprise debut paper. Okay, that's nice. Just clarify if that's if
you guys are agreeing to human rights, then yes, yeah, there's really
not that many guys that you think. Yeah, but yeah, but you
get all the looks. Just something to clarify. But then when the ringside
retro, maybe he turns n W or like, that's huge. Macho has
a ton of looks now with the retros. But it's still the same man,
right, I know. I'm just saying, you get a lot of
options. All right, Okay, I think when you do draft the guy,
though, say your figure and the number one pick is his debut.
Look, by the way, there's no way we could run a fed with
ten guys. That's why I think this might be a two mark. That's
bullshit. I started Bult Crunch with six guys. Yeah, what do you
mean? Really? Yeah? Was it good? The karate fighters, the
karate fighters that are running in my boat? All right, shoes, it
has to be too far because you're gonna need twenty guys to make a card
shoes? Do we have the duck race right to So I've inputted the names
into the duck race. Now I guess I just hit start. Yeah,
you buy want to record this or your phone? Sebroski believes that this happened.
Well, I'll believe it. He's the authority either way. Plus he's
a Turmoil terminator. That's collusion. Look, I'll be honest with you.
As far as I'm concerned, Matt already won. You can't say that.
I have so many notes on my phone here, I'm ready to rock.
Let's go. I'm over prepared. All right, here we go. What's
coming up? We're gonna all all the the rage right now in the car
breaking world. It wants me to download some kind of chrome extension. No,
come on god, oh no, oh my god, you're not always
ready. No you literally, guys, you rushed me out here. Yeah,
that's true. This is all my fault. I last minute call here.
Mark's just been in San Franz just playing with his dinghy all day,
and it's like that messy bed to hide him, you know, Rhino making
your own bed. I do have my clothes in the drawers, though,
I put them in the drawers. I'm here for seven days. Data,
yes, data, here we go. I have no idea what we're doing.
Can someone else just do this place? We could just do the just
do the just a great audio though, great that we're not putting it on
YouTube. Jesus, Duck Grace would have been hilarious, like duck Hunt.
It's like ducks. So they like, do we really new? Got though?
We need that? Come on? Just fifteen seconds? How many?
How many randoms are we doing? We got market three? Just one?
Tell us what happens? Yeah, just two three? Okay, number one
pick thunderstorm, Slam Slam. So who's number two? Then number two is
going to be turmoil and number three is thrill Zone. Hey, you guys
are taking but here we go, Brian, I'll trade you for the three.
Nope, no, lets try though, So I have the worst,
the worst pick. No, you just know no one. It's all even.
Yeah, it's pretty even. It's even. You guys get to I
never do. But you're getting it before we get it every time. Okay,
that makes sense. I got my hand. Is there a timer for
this? Yeah? Sixty seconds? Okay, I think thirty okay, thirty
seconds. All right, thunder Slam is on the clock starting now. I'm
gonna select Hulk Hogan Pals. Which one? Well, I guess I'll take
Series one has Bro, but uh, you know, event there's a lot
of Hogan's there, of course, of course, but you have to state
the figure. Guys. Let's keep professional about all right. Sorry, you're
right Series one, No you go. I don't even need Star I don't
even need the time. I'm just doing the Macho King literally could have picked
both of those for you, guys. Matt was not letting him get away
again. Nopecho King go with me. Okay, Brian, do you need
me to start the timer. I'm a little tour in here. Actually I
get too though, right you get you get the wrap around pick here,
So here we go in that case for my first pick, dude, Dods,
that's a good one. That's pretty fun. He's never been in one
of our fake feds. I guess, yes, okay, so that's John
Cena to thrill Zone. Brian, you also get the wrap round pick.
Timer starts, man, I am going to feel the power of the Ultimate
Warrior. I'm gonna with Warrior number two at that body slam tough to book,
Ultimate Warrior, tough to book. We're very excited to have him the
incarnations here. Okay, so that brings it back to Broski with turmoil.
You start, Oh really, I'm gonna go with brock lesn alright, guys,
are you ready got the two for right here? Are you ready for
this? I'm ready. I am gonna tell you my two picks right in
a row. Okay, heels and faces Matt Cardona and Brian Myers. Oh
my god, Wow, I'm gonna book them into the ground. God,
you're gonna book us like the way the revivals booked before they skip down.
All right, So that was let's just make that clear. That was both
picks. He had to wrap around there. So with both picks he took
Matt Cardona and Brian Myers. Let's say Brian Myers was the was the pick
first pick? There? I like that. Hold on, let me flop
that. So that means Matt will go to this is her official record.
That official record Brian technically sixth overall, which does indicate a change in the
slot bonus availability the pay bump there for the second pick. All right,
So now we are back with turmoil. Matt, go ahead, since we
all have hardcore Championshi chips, I'm gonna be with a hardcore superstar. I
would have picked myself the death match King, but I've been taken. But
I'm also gonna go from the zombie Sailor heels and faces the homicidal Jenni Sidle
suicide. That's early. We're going. We're going the Green Saboo, not
that New York comic com but the sash. We're going the green guy.
M This is an easy one for me. It's me for two right shoes.
Yes, you have both the heartbreak Kish Michaels and you know I'm going
with that heel Virgin from the well the Black and Silver cards. Okay,
oh you're not going with the retro. It is a great thing, Chris
Masters, Oh my god. And for my next pick, Man, this
is tough. Is running by the way I think my next pick, I'm
getting nervous. Somebody who is absolutely perfect, mister perfect here, he's three
has bro okay, wow, and he was getting on mad about a reach
about come on, but mister perfect number ten overall soon now, Mark,
we picked the wrong guy to be biased here. This is a big mistake.
All right, guys, he looks great though. My number four pick.
Mm so the timer yep, oh god, here we go. I'm
getting nervous, getting real nervous here fifteen seconds. Well, bad times don't
last, but bad guys do. He a bad guy and we're going for
now the yellow card Razor Amone Rosky has just been dying to get him in
one of his fig feds. Damn. Very upset by that because I was
going to do one two with this coming up and get the outsiders. But
my pick right now will be Diesel. Okay, we'll go with the retro
with the eventual Kevin Nash right smart, you know what. And then I'm
gonna go, h my top guy from my fig fed with Stevenagron, Mark
Henry No no, uh Texas Tornado. Wow, hell of a worker,
Texas Tornado. It's my pick. Yep, yes, yes, you will
be next. What you you are up? What I said? Oh?
Hell yeah? So cold Steve Austin retro give me a hell yeah. What
You're all gonna have to get the hell out of my brewery. You're gonna
draft Menumber fourteen overall? How about that? That is crazy. That is
crazy. You are back to back. Mine's gonna get a little weird here.
How about from Zombie Sailor Toys Dan Housen. Oh, that is very
interesting, and I would say it's very nice, possibly very For my next
pick, there's still so many great people on the board. My next pick,
I'm gonna go with the Lunatic Fringe Dean Ambrose retro. Oh, I
am gonna go with, well, Moxley is pretty cool to add into that
world of easy to rename them. I'm gonna go with he's injured in real
life but not in the f w F big E. Whoa, Holy shit,
that just hurts me bad. I was just about to pick the New
Day literally Gofy and big E. Not today, pal Oh No, you're
gonna have to set that timer because now I have to think, hey,
uh damn, all right, Well, I guess I'm gonna go. I'll
go bray Wyatt okay, and then I'll go uh, you know, bray
waittt obviously the retro, and then I'll go Undertaker, and then we'll do
the one with the jacket. We'll do the has Bro with the jacket.
Expensive expensive pick. If we're your figure photographer. You need that I haven't
is my pick? Now, okay, we are back to Broski give me
a timer please, Angle, Hm, I am going to go with this
is tough. I'm gonna go with stand great one, great one. Get
a wolf pack Anna going just the crow crowsting for me. I'm gonna get
a little slithery with my next two picks. Uh oh, Randall, kay
Orton, come on now, okay and trust me the snake Roberts. That's
good. Welcome to thrill Zone. You guys want to do twelve? This
is going fast. Keep ten and we'll do a second round. Oh man,
my number eight ravishing wreck. Dude not jacked enough. I'm surprised he
took him. Well, it's for the promos that I could do. Oh
yeah, Brian, Sorry, what was your last pick? Okay, I'm
gonna go. I'm gonna go for the two picks. I'm gonna go act
and smash. Get a tag team there. Maybe they'll wrestle the major players.
Who knows. I am going with the man who was rumored to win
the nineteen ninety three Royal Rumble. Golly Styder great of course, and you
never know. There could be a retro coming smart, Lord smart, I
I'm gonna have to take this guy just because he's fallen so low and I
can't believe it. But Brett the hit Man, red card, let's go
tough to book. Brett Hart is tough to book. Yeah, but I
can do the talk, you know, yes, if your kids at home
watching me? All right? Yes? And I got one more here,
man, Yes, sir, I think I gotta do this just because is
this my last pick? Uh? No, yes, yes, so give
me Seth freaking Lins mm hmm alright, my turn, right, Okay,
So now we are at Brosky for his final pick. Man, how did
I get Brett ninth? Tough to book? Not though? Let me just
say that none of us have chosen a cell figure. It's like such slim
pickens. Bro Yeah, this is what's the timer at? Now? Where
are we at? Here? We are at eight seconds. I'm gonna go
with Owen Hart. Well, you know we're gonna you can't do a FED
with ten. I believe I believe you need twenty, so they're probably gonna
be some sort of a part two to this, sure, But so for
my last pick, I've gotta go with my guy Rick Flair. Whoa,
I can't believe that took so long, and I'm taking the retro because it's
far superior. Nice litt chop action retro is way better looking. Fig Yeah,
yeah, guys, I'm gonna get the time. We did this kind
of quick. What about going all twenty? I'm pretty I mean, I
have my notes, I can keep rocking and then we're done with that whole
shoes? Would you be okay with us going all twenty? I think you
know what? This did go very fast. Let's go to all twenty.
Do you guys want to recap first? Yeah? Recap? Okay? So
right now, after ten rounds of selections, we have Mark with Hulk Hogan,
the somehow number six and seven overall, Maccardona and Brian Myers. I
cannot believe. Let myself go man, man, you forgot about Maccardonah.
He didn't even think that. I have Zach Ryder too. Maybe I'll do
a YouTube show. He also has Diesel Texas, Tornado, Bray Wyatt,
Undertaker, Axe Smash, and Rick Flair. All right, Matt has the
Macho King, brock Lesnar Saboo, Razor, Ramon Stone, Cold Steve Austin
Big E Sting, Ravishing, Rick, Rude Scott Stein and Owen Hart and
Brian has John Cena, Ultimate Warrior, HBK, Mister Perfect, Dan Hausen,
Dean Ambrose, Randy Orton, Jake the Snake, Roberts Breath, the
Hitman Heart, and Seth freaking Rollins. So that's where we stand after ten
rounds? All right? So who turns? It? Is it my turn?
Now? So? Seeing is how Mark got the last pick and should
it should be my pick again? It should be your pick again? You
would get one pick this time and then Brian would get the first wrap around.
Yes, all right, I'm gonna go Kofeie Kingston. You need a
top babyface cock block there, all right? I am if you if you've
fouled before. It pains me to do this. But dude, the mighty
Yoko Zuna, we're going red card, black and red. You don't know
how to book Rodney? You mean Zuna? Yeah? I made him?
Hey, I'm made. Okay, Now, Brian, you're gonna have the
wrap around here. Damn, I guess we need to have someone sit at
the head of the table on thrill Zone Roman Rain. Wow, guys,
I'm a little upset. With that. Damn, damn, damn. My
next pick, give me from heels and Faces. Ain't a great, good
old double day. Jeff Jarrett, all right, I am going right now
with triple H retro Triple H ship. I forgot that he even existed.
Mark Stump, Now I Mark, you'll have the wrap around here, all
right, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go a million dollar man. I
think there's a lot to do with the million dollar man. Okay, and
mhm uh, I'm gonna go Sergeant Slaughter, Okay, I'm gonna go hm
hmm. I'm going to go with This is so hard now that we didn't
fifteen with Big boss Man number two nices much better looking figure. Man,
I think I gotta take him just because he's there. If you're smart,
what the rock is? Cook it? Welcome to Thrillers one. My good
buddy, DJ. What's up? What's up? DJ? Longtime? No
seep? And I think on paper, Brian's winning this. Mister Perfect went
number ten, but the Rock goes thirty nine. So because I thought I
was only doing ten, now like I'm expanding my horizons here. It's like,
yeah, this is a big strategy switch here. Yeah, okay,
so Brian, you also have another pick. Now, can I ask a
question to the moderator? I pause? Your time? Is? Uh?
Is Diesel gone? Yes, Diesel has been selected. I missed that he
went number twelve overall to uh thunder slam. All right, thunderslam. Well,
then my other close personal friend is getting drafted to thrill Zone. Then
Wayne Ferris htm out on the highway. The tour rolls on. Honckey talk
Man will be shake rattling and roland through the thrill Zone. Well, to
be totally honest, my next two was gonna be Honkeey talk and rhythm and
blues. Wow. So well, Matt, you are is gonna be someone
that if you look at my hands, I have a lot of scars from
Exacto Knives making customs to him the big red machine cane. All right,
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go one, two, three, kid here,
and then I'm gonna go. You get six now once, yes,
yes, ship, and then I'm gonna go so uh Xavier Woods, Oh
wow, I needed that. I am going with the American dream, Dusty
Roads. I can't believe that the rock is the steel of the draft.
Guys, I'm a little upset stone call. I'm pretty fucking late too.
Uh, it's my turn in for two. Yes, sir, give me
the brand new orange card, Greg the Hammer Valentine. Wow. And we
need some some big heels to get some heat on thrillersone, so give me
bam bam. It was on my mental checklist too. Sixteen we have that
father and son tag team of dusty roads and O dust like that. Man,
I'm down like I'm down to the wire here. All right, let's
do. Let's do Matt and Jeff Hardy. Whoa coming in hot? That's
fun, that is good. I am gonna go with yeah Baby, Jim
the Light, Yeah baby, yeah baby. And I'm going with the new
Foundation nighthouart. Oh wowird. Oh well he has the owen. Okay,
that's true. Singles run top guy, singles, run to get a little
top guy. Oh man, that's getting tough. Yes, this is very
tough. Moderator question. Yeah, is what up? Dude? Been taken?
Mark took him with the jackets. Mark took him with the jacket.
He went number nineteen old. Since you said that, you just made the
list. Nice pick. Chris Jericho drafted to thrill Zone RAN's got all the
top guys here, and my next pick just because I thought he was the
coolest motherfucker when I was a little kid. And maybe you can all join
in with me like we did in Orlando, the British Boo, the good
One, the good One. Well, just in case Hastel toy ever released,
is this Smoak trade. I'm going with Papa shtch. She does love
you, all right, Let's go with Mankind. He was next for me.
I just hate that figure. I didn't want toim in my fing fan.
Wait, you hate the retro figure too. It sucks sleeveless, It's
like jacked. It's just that. Yeah, I think you guys are nuts.
I love it. Terrible thing and we will go my man. Uh
hmhmm. Let's go mister t. I think that's that's a fun guy to
book ship to do the voice. I pity the foo. I'm going with
the recently released Orange card talk boat. But you also get star power.
Also get Typhoon when he turns here, he's Typhoon. Okay, long term
storytelling their packer. How many is this my final two shoes? Yes,
these are your final two picks right now? Me and Matt have one more
pick. Correct, give me, man, this is tough, the junk
yard dog, and just to cock block a future pick, give me the
earthquake. Not bad. He could be a top guy. Of course.
I used to tell people he was my dad in the second grade. My
man, my next pick is your final pick, Matt. I'm trying to
look like, who am I gonna make babyface? Who am I gonna make
heal? You know, I'm trying to figure that out here. I'm gonna
go with Doink the Clown. I blew it with that one ship we're talking.
That's Foreorn style. Yeah, that's oh, I guess the end.
I guess now you technically I feel like you have the rights to the other
one as well. But of course, of course, yeah, we're going
Doink the Clown. I watched that one. Uh Okay, well, uh,
I am trying to decide here, and I think I'm gonna go with
and I'll just have the whole team, but also multiple versions of this guy.
I'm gonna go with Crush. Oh he was my next pick. From
three versions of the Crush. You got a lot of options, Yeah,
three version of the Crush, plus I have demolition, So yeah, that's
for you. That's a very valuable pick. He could either turn into demolition
or break free from demolition or get that big baby run that I thought ConA
Crush was gonna get. Right. The reason I didn't picked Crush. Tell
me if I'm wrong is because, like, I'm gonna kind of push Scott
Steiner the same way and they have the same mold. It's weird. That's
why you let me have perfect Huh? All right, Well that completes twenty
rounds. Guys sixty superstars all selected. Let's do a recap of the bottom
ten for each team. Okay, so starting with round eleven, we have
Mark Drafted, Kofi Kingston, Ted Dbiassi, Sergeant Slaughter, the one two
three Kid, Xavier Woods, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Mankind, Mister
T and Crush. A lot of tag teams on That's New Day. I
don't have to use Hakaharty's Demolition solid tag team division. There the Turmoil brand
headed by President Maccardona, Yoko Zuna, Triple H, Big boss Man Number
two, Caine, Dusty Rhodes, gold Dust Taxi, Cab, Jim Ndheart,
Papa Shango, tug Boat, and Matt Bourne dooint the Clown, Yes,
yes, yes, yes, And over on thrill Zone we go with
Roman Reigns, Double j Jeff Jarrett, the Rock, the honky Tonk Man,
Orange Card, Greg the Hammer, Valentine Bam Bama, Bigelow, Chris
Jericho, the British Bulldog, Davy boy Smith the Junkyard Dog, and Earthquake.
I think a good rosters man. There's still a lot of big names
on the board. Andre the Giant was the guy I was thinking about that
last pick. Piper is still out there. I was trying to with the
Piper was one of the picks. I was looking at Piper and I was
thinking, can I do the voice? And the answer is no. But
I was thinking Andre the Giant, I could do the voice. And that's
what we learned. It is that, okay, you can book this strong
if you have a top guy and no presentation. It's pointless. Exactly personality.
We'll worried about Texas Tornado. Yeah, but he's so cool, he's
the coolest. Don't leave any uh. I'm not going to say, oh
my god, you don't know what I mean to say. Yeah, I
think we all we all have imaginations. This beat has become a real snackable
pod guy. So I hope you enjoyed our our foray back into the f
WF. A lot of people, I think we have to come back and
present a card. Whoa I am Holy Ship. Well I think at least
present lock card, but no results, no will like call the matches.
Just Brian literally said, quote never again, this is never one card.
Not when it was like my job, I felt like Brian Gerwertz and Ship.
I'm like fucking right in the show. Wait, we're not We're not
doing like results. We're just doing a card, but not like we're not
doing the Yeah, but like all right, the gist of man, how
about that? No? No, no, it has to be what you
know me, you're talking to the man who went out and bought dirt.
Who's gonna he's gonna as soon as we hang up this zoom, he's gonna
start Amazon and props and ship. Yeah. I think we just say the
card, but that's it, Like, no, like what would happen?
Just present a card? But I think there's a way to just do a
little bit of a context. No, because I'm gonna go all out and
then and then we're full blown back into my other suggest Hey, how about
people just don't care, we don't do it. Let's see how people react
to this. Well, they're gonna know, they're gonna want this. Of
course, I was gonna say, what if we come back next month with
a Bendize and Bendham draft and all bendis are legal, including the l j
n's and the toy biz. We just do not a bad idea. Let's
let's talk about this a little bit more. Let's see what people would want.
But let's Seeah, it wasn't built it in a day, folks.
Wow, all right, So so nothing is happening with this. I took
four pages of I mean I have my team here. I mean I have
I actually didn't, So could you send me a screenshot of it. I'm
literally going as fast as I can, trying to hit the timer with one.
I'm like, oh my god, I got they're depending on me here
or you gotta keep this is great? This is great content. Guys.
We're grown next, all right, Jack