Revisiting WCW Thunder 2000 Russo & Bischoff Night Off, New Blood Millionaires Club Feud, Hogan vs Horace, The New Blood School Bus

Uh, I was egregious. Boscast two hundred and four, Season three,
episode four, Season four back again. This week. We were talking about
WCW Thunder for May seventeen, two thousand. Some have been saying this is
the greatest episode of w W. Ever, it's one of the most episodes
of W Thunder of all time for short, has a couple of legendary moments
on it, but the one that really stood out to us and why we
even tuned into this, uh is Shane Douglas is the geo. Yes,
exactly, that's really all you need music. Before we get into that,
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in a WCW Thunder two thousand, God, what a year. It was
two thousand, the great year year, the best year. It was a
great year. But Thunder was even better than you would expect. It's I
mean, this is the show you should have been watching. This is was
the show you were waiting on in the two thousands everyone thousand of course,
was this on Wednesday's as well. This was on like six, seven,
eight, nine times a week. I was the night after Nitro or whatever.
Someone says in the promos it's tape. I think it's tape. I
think it's taped, no idea. It is tape Tuesday, but I didn't
know what day it was. Yeah, later on Flair goes yesterday, I
mean Tuesday. Well, before we get into the show, let's take a
look at the Wrestling Observer newsletter from Rounds time. So we already covered a
portion of this already. We covered the May eighteenth and fifteenth Observers in a
review of the No Rules No Refs w c W New York Rules episode of
Thunder. That was episode one fifty two, If anyone wants to go back
and check that out. A couple of things here is the Observer write anything
about Y two K happening? No, I don't think so. Oh yeah,
I mean I can. I'll deep dive for next week that I'll be
Yeah. We ever revertastrophe. How it affected Dave Meltzer is actually very interesting.
You're right. Yeah, what he thought? He probably knew it was
a work. They told him. Yeah, four stars for Y two K
from the Observer. May twenty second, two thousand. ECW filed lawsuits and
federal courts in New York against both Rob Black and Terry Bronk. Terry b
Terry Brounk yes XW fucking working over Paulie not paying me fucking Yes. Rob
Black was sued for torturous interference of a contract using Bronk while he was under
E C T B contract, and for copyright infringement using the word extreme just
spelled differently, which would theoretically create confusion in the marketplace, as well as
the similarities of logos. Bronk was sued for breach of contract. So that's
Terry Brounk is BA was oh my more contract. Mike Awsome was interviewed by
Mike Mooney him as well as on the Wrestlings of a Hotline regarding him leaving
ECW. He said that due to legal reasons, he can't give his side
of the story yet, but he said he wasn't happy in the company.
He said as leaving came from discussion with Vince Russo haul Cogan and who is
Mike Alsum's first cousin. Mike Balay is Hogan's nephew, but Alfonso and Terry
Bala aren't related, and said he left largely due to Hogans, to the
Hogans prompting as they convinced him that ECW was a minor league compared to WW
and in an interview, he also said that surprisingly for a guy who made
his name in FMW, and ECW. He was against the use of blood
and matches, citing health concerns from his view, So the Hogans really fucked
up Mike Cossum's career here. They wouldn't know if Russo didn't take over.
Yeah that's true. But Russo also was convincing him to come over too,
so I guess either way he was doing well. There was two severything.
I think Hogan and Horace were probably like, yeah, you should come over
week figure himself out. Riso that yeah, you should come on over here.
I'll hit the three piece right now. You will be a pawn in
my scheme to fuck Hogan w wanted to bring in Dawn Marie with Landstorm,
but she had two years remaining on her ECW deal, which upsets me.
Great. Yeah, like that ship is not worth anything in court? Are
you kidding me? I'd be like, yeah, well they're not fucking paying
me bounced crazy right, Yeah, I would be like fuck this. I
mean, I respect that she was very loyal, she should, but I
respect that she was, but damn I she probably could have made a diamond
w c W and yeah she was there. No fucking way they're going out
of business. Jamie Kenner would have said, no, stop, we gotta
we gotta redate Tammy Lynn bitches here. We have to figure this out,
fix this shit. Whatever you guys are gonna do, no, do not
do it it now. Dude. You bring in Tammy Lynn bench a bitch
and Terry Brounk and this company is Terry Brounk. Terry Bronk from the Sury
for May twenty ninth, two thousand at Sue she Onnita promoted a retirement show
for the fake Onnita in Tokyo with the rio Onnita pinning the fake one after
three thunder firepower bombs. Nobody Carnie Japan more than Anita, and that still
rings true today. Just everybody knows that he probably is about to do another
retirement show for fake o Nita. I just I couldn't not put that down.
I had to read it three times to make sure that I wanted reading
it wrong. That he promoted a retirement show for the fake version of him
and then he beat him. Yeah, which fake O need a pessiment protected
In e CW News, Raven has been offered his unconditional release. At press
time, there's no word on what his decision will be, but it's pretty
clear he wasn't long for the company. Raven told friends he didn't get word
of the offer until reading about it on the computer, and he wants to
stay through the end of his contract. He was asked to put over Scottie
Anton. He could go to WW next week, but he couldn't go to
w F until late June because his release from WW signified He's gonna go to
WF until the late June expiration of his initial contract for WCW to show how
seriously paul him and wants him gone, He's willing to lose him in a
period where WCW has taken Mike Awesome and Landstorm just now, and the last
thing the company needs is for someone else to leave for another company. So
I guess there was heat with a giant pain in the ass's company. It's
the story of him getting fired, and every company's ever worked for Tony hated
him to. Raven probably signed more contracts than anyone in the whole, like
Monday Night War. You're right, don't get me wrong, big Raven Mark.
I love fucking Raven. But the stories of him getting fired because people
thought it was fucking annoying. It is so fucking funny to be But then
they all, he always just comes back, always gets enough. Maybe they're
like, oh yeah, they're like, maybe he wasn't that annoying, Like
maybe it's like takes a minute, it was like was he that annoying?
Like I don't remember if he was that annoying. And it comes back and
holy shit, scale the scale of how big a pain in the ass or
how good of auld. Yeah, they get like three matches and none of
them were like that great, And they go, all right, he's gotta
let him go. He's fucking annoying. Any get out of here. They
asked you one promo. Fuck get this guy, honey here He's like,
well, my character wouldn't really say that someone's gonna fire this guy. Sou
w, I don't even try to get hot Terry Broun. Get the fuck
out of here. Man. You ain't cut problems no more, you cut
promos no more. You are a silent assassin acts. We'll give you a
ninja to keep you quiet. Util you freaking idiot. You could have Sunday
night heat. We do not care. Yeah, you have to starting the
show, you fucking do a little hardcore match and then you lucky lose and
I'm like, hey, no problems, you need to that. I'll tell
you that. They put him on comment heat and then they say, we
gotta take you off. You're talking too much. When we watch the show,
we know you're fucking annoying on this show. Shot up? Can we
can we restart UCWS? His ass back? Let's go all day? This
is fucked up and w CW News. Mark Madden was forced by TPS Legal
to apologize to Bruno Sammartino on Nitro, Mark Madden had talked about various deceased
former world champions turning over in their grave regarding Arquette winning the title, like
Pat O'Connor and Buddy Rogers, and then he also mentioned Bruno Sammartino, who
is not dead. Bruno was mad and threatened I lawsuit against WCW for implying
that he was dead. So Mark Madden was forced to apologize, but did
so as insincerely as possible on the air. See I would say, I
would I would say something along the lines of like, okay, but you
know it's Mark Madden. No, you should apologize, Yeah, you should
apologize. Multiple times over. Yeah, you should have to apologize every year.
You should be every year. You should apologize for everything he said.
They should have also brought Bruno in just for a one shot to kick his
ass. Yeah, well they brought him again on this episode. Oh that's
right, probably because of that shit. Honestly, they're trying to smooth it
over. A couple more things here. Scott Steiner was wearing heavy makeup on
Thunder, which is the episode we just watched, because they had a nearly
swollen shut eye and fat lip from Tank Abbott punching him in the face on
TV. Apparently it was good. The positioning of the guys was wrong.
Abbot's hand was all cut up from the punch landing as well, so Scott's
face got fucked up and soted Tank Abbot's hand from a worked punch that was
not worked, I guess. And last piece of news here. I had
to save this for last because I know you boys were asking because we've been
having a lot of discussion lately about one of our favorite Dustin Rhodes given kids.
I mean, I still am on shore. One day, we'll figure
out a way to, you know, settle that for real. One of
the unsung gimmicks. Tony is Platinum, which was supposed to be his WHB
character, which, as I find out right here, Dustin run Platinum.
Dustin Runelds doing a gold dustlike character was at first to debut on this episode
of Thunder, but it was delayed. Wow, it could have been even
more legendary of an episode than it was. Yeah, you don't think platinum
would have been in your top six Dustin Ronalds gimmicks? You know it definitely
would have been. Okay, that's good, your top one, Tony the
number one bro? Wow, Holy shit, man, I hope we get
the figure. We'll never know. We'll never know, Well we could if
we wanted to. Do you want to start it platinum gimmicks, We'll pay
you platinum, Tony M and then you can do the old nut stutter.
I am thinking, you're all of the gimmicks together come. Yeah, Like
platinum is just like every goal does gimmick together into one. Wow. Yeah,
that's why it's platinum, because it's all you know, all the colors
come the one color, which is plain. It's not bad. So so
like you hate the gimmick, but you also are still in gimmick. Yeah,
you're so like you have a rat and you say, oh oh,
and you go this gimmicks sucks. Sucks my dad, Dusty R. This
gimmick sucks the older brother. Yeah, that would be a GIMMI this is
good. Hey, you can do this now if you want to dust and
I know you're listening, want to take this free? That is it.
That's all for the Observer. There's a couple of things that are talked about
from this episode that I'll bring up later, but I don't know. Let's
get into the ww thunder seventeenth two thousand, all right, now, I
started getting into WCW thunder maysunder two thousand. They don't have a theme song
that I recognize enough to do this bit. Here is hot. You can't
call it cold. The first well, the first one is the it's the
birdha logo with heavy breathing behind it. That's how you start the show.
Yeah, that's DPW style. That's weird. Yeah, that's fucking why they
do that. You know. I wish I could explain to you this opening,
but I'm gonna try, but it's very difficult because there's a lot going
on here. Um, I think this is all from Nitro, Is that
right? I think that's right. If not, it's from like the Last
Thunder and then Nitro, but it's in that time period. It probably is
all Nitro though, and there's no talking during it, so I'm assuming they
had talking and then maybe the promo the music they had to change for the
Peacock, but I'm not sure. I don't guess Tony I thought that too,
but it's so bad that I was like, I think this is on
part You might be right, you might be I'm not sure. But there
is no Nitro though, right, Yeah, I think it's a smorgas borg
of different shows because I think that it's a mix of everything. Yeah,
because Kenyon, I don't. I think the Kenyon thing they said was like
a couple of weeks ago. All right, let me run down what happened
here. So, yeah, there's no voice over in this cold openness,
just music, not even like good music or it's just music. It just
exists woud as fuck. Yeah. So here's a couple of things that happened
here. In the last couple of weeks on WCW television, we had sting
handcuffing Vampire to the cage, and then leaving him and not attacking him.
We had Rick Steiner and Tank Abbot attack Scott Steiner outside with a two by
four. Yes, we had a Goldberg monster truck run over a bunch of
cars, a bunch of them for real, some cars. Horace Hogan and
Hulkogan and beat up billy kidman. Tory Wilson comes out looking incredibly sexy because
she's fucking in love with Horace Hogan. And as she's coming out to the
ring, Horace Hogan's big ass head is looking overall on the dron. Horace
then attacks whole Hogan with his steel chair from behind. Yes, he turns
on Hulk because Dorry Wilson is so so sexy, Like I I hear him.
I understand. Imagine if don Marie came through. Yeah, I'm attacking
my whole family at that point. All right, this happened, Sorry,
mom, so. Ric Flair then yells into a microphone and no, there's
no talking, there's no there's just music. Ric Flair yells into a microphone.
Vince Russo then tells the truck to cut his mic an hear that.
It then shows Vince Russo at Rick Flair's house with Charlotte Flair. Rick Flair
then yells at Dapphanie and David Flair. There's no there's no talking. Yeah
no Jarrett. Yeah, then hits Flair with a guitar before they go into
a match for the World Heavyweight title. Flair then insight cradles Jeff Jarrett with
a black T shirt on and wins the World heavyweight title back for the fifteenth
time. Rick Flair is now the World heavyweight Champion. Kevin Nash then Jackknife
power bombs Jeff Jarrett through the ring, through the ring right after the bad
Yeah, yeah, through the ring. I don't think we watched this Nitro,
because I don't think we've reviewed the Nash. I don't think so either.
Yeah, right, maybe it was just the sting handcuffs store. Yeah.
So then Eric Bischoff is talking to Shane Douglas because assumably Shane Douglas Haterick
Flair. Yes, and I assume that's where Bischoff was telling Shane Douglas that
he is in charge of the show. But again we could not hear the
talking. There's no voiceover. But as you can see, there is a
lot going on in the world of WCW Right Now, if television you were
in the middle of something, you were unbelievable amount of things to consume.
Here just in the first one minute cold open, Hot Open as Tony Hot,
I'd just like to think that it was an editing error. They like
had voiceover, but they just put the wrong track volume and they meted the
wrong You think it was a creative vision, Tony, I want to think
they were editing it live right now because they didn't plan for any there's a
producer. It's like, all right now, put the Rick Steiner footage Berg
quick show, Daphany sticking out our tongue. Yeah, come on, please
make sure no, don't let it. Don't let us see them talk.
Turn off the voice be So now we get the WCW two thousand thunder intro,
which is just as insane as this cold open. Dude, I actually
love this intro. Sh yeah, that's not as good as the Hollywood one,
Tony, that one sucked. You weren't even alive then, bro,
your faked absolutely definitely was alive. And come on, guys, fuck you.
He went down some parts to go. Here are my favorite parts of
this intro. Red Goldberg yelling is one of my favorite parts. Yes,
Yes, that's a good one. My other favorite part is Buff Bagwell doing
a little dance. Yes, I wrote Buff doing pyro point taunt. I
also liked Hogan walking around a white hammer in the intro. And then there's
also one very specific shot that it shows Hogan in the ring and it's close
up on his face and it looks like he's wearing a wig. I don't
know why that was on there. They should have put him with no mustache.
Yeah, in fake head in his hands, Oh my god. Yes.
And then there's a countdown which I don't remember it all either. Yeah,
ten ninety eight, and then it launches the show Man. That's pretty
sweet. It was a great intro for real, for real. So we
got to go a pre tape here because we need more context. We need
more context. So the new Blood arrive in a yellow school bus. They
don't show up in a limousine, they don't show up in a charter bus.
They show up in a fucking yellow school bus. Nothing cool to say
they have money or anything. Yellow school bus and all the size there's like
New Blood Rules or something a movie from Painted Blood Rules or something on the
side. Shoff and Russo will they have also been on this bus, or
they just make the boys ride the fucking yellow bus. They are not getting
on the bus. I'll tell you that there's Yeah, Russo's not getting on
a damn bus. No seatbelts on this thing. He helps it flips.
Oh well see so Canan immediately gets off the bus and gets in Shane Douglas's
face. Shane Douglas is off the bus at the start, fanny pack with
a notepad in hand. He's I think he's he's the teachers. He right,
he's taking hand. Yes, roll call, he's roll calling right now.
Make sure everybody is in line. It's legit. A school buzz of
kids, and Conan gets off and gets in Shane douglas his face immediately,
and Shane Douglas tells Conan that maybe he should watch the show, because if
you did, you would know that Shane Douglas is now in charge. Conan
should have said, I do watch a show. There was no voiceover music.
I don't understand. Yeah, Conan, legit says, nobody informed me,
So why don't you go play with yourself? And then they all start
fighting, Yeah, they start fighting, and then all of a sudden Millionaires
Club, the m Ia there's a reason, and the new Blood are now
fighting by the Filthy Animals. They're in the new Blood, I guess,
but they're fighting too. They like they're kind of in it because Conan doesn't
fuck with Shane Douglas at all. Right, right, so they're in the
new Blood. So it's like a new Blood split with Conan and the Filthy
Animals kind of, right an, Oh, yeah that's right. Yeah,
Fhilthy Animals are legit fighting every team, and new Blood are fighting the Millionaires
as well as the miss was an Action who are also in the Millionaires Club
but not and Booker t is in one of these groups. Yeah no,
no he's not. I don't think yet because he's about to get which I
only want to talk about Lett. How have we not seen that once yet
on anything we want? We haven't. We had such a short run I
guess then, right, yeah, I guess, yeah, I guess they
decide this is stupid. Oh that was a bad idea. Yeah. By
the way, seeing fucking Captain Direction and fucking Kevin Nash here is here and
Chabot direction. I was wondering this because like, how the fun did they
get all these guys on Thunder because they didn't pay them more to be on
Thunder. So how do they get them to come to Thunder? What do
they do to agree to get them on Thunder? It must have I mean,
you know day. So they just said, hey, jump on this
school bus and we'll can get to the show. Cajun dumb I guess maybe
was a big guy. Maybe, Yeah, I think they said Cajun doom.
Well it was a okay house because as you see in the background,
there's they even an he's tarp it off. They just said, we have
all these nbcats over here like this. Yeah, maybe someone will show up.
So Hogan is out here walking around looking for something to do. We're
still on this pretaip by the way, Yeah, we're still outside. He's
wandering around. He's like, oh. At one point he fucking turns around.
He grabs somebody and goes to punch him. He realizes this Brian Adams
from Chronic who was on his side, and he says, oh, all
right, by the way, Brian Adams, He's just standing there. He
doesn't do anything. He just looks around. He doesn't he just stands.
He doesn't do anything. He looks around like he had no idea what to
do. Guy right, Tony B Clarks okay, awesome, B Clarks,
Okay, but let's talk about who is wrath? Which one Clark? Okay?
Yeah, Ryan Adams was thank you, thank you for saying what need
to be said. So yeah, all right. So Hogan is walking around
out here. He at what point was punching somebody and then just said,
never mind, where am I going, dude. So Hogan then grabs a
fanny pack off the ground. It was Shane douglas fannie pack. I was
stunlocked on that for a minute because I forgot that Shane Douglas had I said,
who planted this here? For this fucking scene? Fell off though?
Yeah? Sure. So he takes a fanny pack and he grabs a set
of keys out of the fannie pack, and then Chavanni informs us is the
keys to the bus. Yes, he's got him. How does he know
that? He just knows? Yeah, Hogan says, I got him in
let's go, and then all the faces leave with Hogan to go back into
the building. Okay, So Hogan takes the keys for the bus that they
just arrived on, and all filed out on it, and we're preparing to
be on this show. And that's what he that's his big gotcha and he
will hold on to them for two hours. No one, no one gets
it from him, No one jumps him, nobody tries to get them from
Hogan. They just are okay with them. No one knows took They don't
know. Oh I see, they didn't watch the show behind us. Yes,
yeah, maybe the commentaries or Conan would have watched the show. Well
they would, they wouldn't know, but there's no voice over, there's just
music. So yeah, tonight we got Bobby Heen and Mike Today and Tony
Shavannio on commentary, and Russo and Bishoff are not here tonight. Why you
think that he's doing worth thunder be here? Yeah, they were. They
were doing other stuff, bigger things or something. They were saying. Hanging
in Cody, Wyoming, He's fucking chilling. They were trying to figure out
what the podcast is. Every story here about Bishop, he'said, Cody Yoming
understand seeing the mountains and yeah see the mountains. Yeah hell yeah, shout
out the code Yo, sar takers right there too, hanging out in Cody
wyoming. Well, Bobby Heenon here is trying not to fall asleep already at
the desk. He's legit, looking down lies closed here in the beginning,
he says, oh, whoa dude, he's legit, the epiting me of
damn, yeah, I'm surprised he's even still a here. I do a
commentary. He lasts till the end, doesn't even know. Well, they
definitely replaced it with Hudson and Mark Madden. Yeah, we got the Millionaires
Club town Hall here to start everything off. And can you fucking believe it?
Whole Cooke and he took the keys. He's got the keys with them.
Well, they know that their keys are gone. He only comes out
and parades them around during his whole Again, I thought, since it was
a keys thing, I was like, they're going to do a keys on
a pole match or something. They got you on a pole MAT's not here,
dude, Yeah, damn. Shane s forgot about that gimmick card even
though he was in one. Shane Douglas about booked himself as rot player in
the world Tyler seventy five minute made event. But then you got do that
shit? How did they not have flair? Didn't want to work him.
That's what it was, right, they said. He said, Yeah,
I got idea seventy five minimate event, Rick Flair, I went, I
go up, I shut out on Matt Towards. How about you get yours
by Chronic Actually, idiot? How about you like the biggest fucking loser on
the whole show all night? Yeah? And Tony music. So yeah,
we gotta do the same angle with Douglassie turns on him. Yeah, so
Hogan Hogan's music. Kids, Here comes Hogan and the boys. Hogan is
showing off these keys as he's dangling them from the key chain. As he
comes out in the crowd, there's an F you n D sign. For
the life of me, could not figure out what that means. Fuck you
New Day Traveler. What does that you stand for? We don't know?
Food? You figure it out, food fighters, dude. This is even
better. You know that Shane Douglas is running the show. The first thing
that anyone says in the middle of the ring, Hulkogan grabs the mic and
says, hey, cut the damn music. You can't do it. He
can't, he can't do any do it. That's why fucking line you can't
still Shane Douglas this ship. We're gonna work your gimmick, dude. No,
he said, you know something, new Blood. We just took the
keys to your bus boys. I hope they figure it out. And now
we're taking the keys to this house. Terry Funk is standing behind Hogan looking
very lost. He's not sure. Yeah, well, I'm not surprised.
I'm surprised that they still had him up here. I was like, all
right, what a great gimmick. Though, it's so good, like it
is awesome that like they keep like. Bishop hates Terry Funk. He wants
to lose this belt so bad, but every single time he works a fucking
match, he ends up just getting some Yeah, by the way, franchise,
whenever you had planned for the night, brother, and ain't happening,
So go ahead and rip it up and throw it up, all right,
Yeah, he says, like, we know your book. You get the
book, brother, Well, for the entertainment of the fans out there,
dude, we're booking the show to night, so stick it. And then
the fucking franchise comes out. His deep purple Jimmy hartstyle theme plays, and
he comes out and he says God, it's like definitive. Man. This
is like defending. Like he was fired up from when Hogan stole his shit.
He said, let me show you y'all's done. Damn fucking taking it
immediately. It's so fucked up. Man. Well, he's booking the show
to night, brother or maybe not, dude. I don't know what's crazy.
The fucking show guys, no matter who he's no matter who's booking,
always booking at the end of the night, depending on his brother with the
show. Brother, by the end of the night, for better and not
for worse. Brother, I was booking or maybe I wasn't, a dude.
I'll wait to see the ratings on the weekend, see the quicker ratings.
We'll see what happened the Observer next week. I got this DVR numbers,
Brother, I'll played me Jamie Kelder, Brother, if these seats for
us, Jane Douglas book show. Brother. He goes on Bubba Loa Sponge
Neilson called me, I'm dude and said this show was shitty. I didn't
do this together, brother. Brother. Nielsen called me dude, Major Nielson
and he had some words for me, Brother, and they were good.
I'll tell you. They weren't good for it. That dude, Shane Douglas,
Dude, I don't know what is a more fucked visual. All of
the members of the New Blood standing next to all hell yeah, James Music,
all the members of the New bloods end together or HAULK, Hogan and
Van Half were standing niggas. No, that's that's mister stash or what is
that's major stash? Would you please? He's not Would you please get his
division correct? You asshole? He's got a shirt that says what's shirt private
stash Stash? He's private The back of your show says I want your stash
my like like mustache. Both well, the name was a rib on him
being greedy with the weed Tony. It was private Stash. But then he
got he ranked up, He ranked up? Please well, Shane La says,
maybe you haven't paid attention around here, but Russo and Bishop put the
franchise in charge of this damn show a night. No I gonna hear it
on the pretape, brother, Yeah, no way. Shane says, I
plan on ruling the show with an iron fist terry, and if you go
to try to take it over, then I guess you should come up and
try. So we're shooting him and already here Terry braun Deve mister Stash no
Hoakin says, well, oh, we'll take it over in a second,
little man, we'll the stings first. Billy Majors. Yeah, he's just
out. There's no you gotta take it over, take it over. I
mean you gotta give it to him, like we're trying with somebody here.
No, they just put his ass out there. But like that's pretty sick.
I mean like Major Stash. Yeah, he definitely got the purple heart.
He's got the little ready yellow heart. Brother, he's got the This
dude's got the purple heart. Man. That was Private Stad. This is
major Mister, he's still mister mell Tony has respect for him. He calls
him by his legal name, mister Stash. That's his father. This is
Hogan says. First things first, Billy, and I was until they showed
Billy Kinhiman, I swore that it was still talking to Shane Douglas. He
says, like a run once. Yeah, run with a great one.
Yeah, dude, I said, because like I said, first thing first,
Billy, Yeah, I thought that because Shane Douglas called him Terry that
he was calling him by Shane Douglas. Shoot name Billy, Billy Douglas.
Yes, Bob, Billy, this is your will and testament. Brother.
I've heard how you ran around and bragged about how you beat the immortal Haul
Cogan. Dude talking to your smugly girlfriend how he watched a coking and slammie
brother, God pops that. Yeah, Uggly, you need to check the
record book, son, You need to look at the wind lost column.
How about a rematch you and me at the Great American Bass Dude, But
if I kick your ass, I get a shot in July at the WCW
title. How the fuck does this have anything to do with Billy Kidman.
That's how the Lydia, that's how the Reggis match. You gotta be Billy
kind, be Kidman. You rank up in the ranking driving to major.
He's not Camo right well, by the way, Billy Bitchoff isn't here to
talk to you to you get ranked up, bro Grounds, that's insane.
Bischoff isn't here to talk to you tonight. Dude. Your girlfriend doesn't have
a seat brought around your waist. How about you and me? This is
when they finally show Billy Kidman and I realized he was talking. Okay,
that makes sense. Kidman says, Uh, listen, Hogan, I know
how much you care about the tunnel because you're such a mark. Why would
you say that? And you're huge ego. So if that's what's gonna take,
I'll beat you again at the bash. Nogan says, you know something,
Billy, with that tunnel dangling as a carrot, dude, I'm gonna
beat you one end of the world to the other. Oh and also,
don't you think I forgot hor ass? The call hor ass. And then
this guy. I've never seen a guy that looks like this before. No,
this is a legendary type of human. You don't see this very often.
This is a guy that's leveled up in the proving ground to get to
where he's at. Ass is different. You call me mister bolder brother,
sergeant ass dude. So hor Ass Hogan steps up. He's in. He's
upgraded from the black vest uh and the chain and the jeans to black pants,
red vest. But and B on the back of it. Yes,
yes, yes, stand for I'm not too sure yet. I want to
let you guys know. Also, the NB on the back of the jersey
is not centered. It's not because it looks like someone just drew it on.
It's not like it's like a sharpie look sharp, It's just fuck it's
new balanced. Tonight, the little nephew is gonna get his es kicked by
the big uncle right here tonight again gets mini nick names the big One Master,
the big Uncle, the big Uncle Uncle, that one weird uncle.
That's that's the uncle Uncle, private Uncle. Well, Jarrett is here and
he interrupts, and he says, wait a minute, you bunch of Jurassic
slap passes. Yes, he said the line, nobody's doing anything time until
I get my stolen property back. Standing next to Jeff Jarrett is an ex
dream Lee wet Hood Guerrera dousting all kinds of ship. Jared says, I
want to know where America's most want to dead beat dad, Rick Flair is
out because I want my title back. Well, here's Rick Flair. He
comes up from behind Jarrett through the curtain and hits Jarrett with the title.
Yes, dude, I don't know what Flair's plan was because he hits Shared
with the title and then the entirety of the new Bloed starts stomping him out
because he has ask what are you gonna do? So they start stomping out
Flair, the Millionaires Club and the Mitzpitson Action and everybody fucking else come up
and make the save. There's a rug on the top of the ramp that
everyone keeps tripping over because it's too many people on it, so it's knocking
it up, and then everyone brawls to the back except for Vampiro, who
gets left behind. And the last shot you see before commercial is random members
of the Millionaires Club taking turns punching Vampiro in the face. Yeah, Vampiro,
you know what, man, I have to give it to him first.
Whatever reason they decided, we're gonna turn your heel, brother, you
were getting really over as the Facebook turn your brother. We're gonna put you
here with sting. I'mnna tell you this is gonna be the worst you The
people will remember this for bepularity. You'll never recover from this, brother,
No way, no way. You will never ever recover from this, and
you will then fart lived was bringing it back. That was the Vapio Comeback
Tour. We'll talk about Vampire later. But damn what will yes crazy segment
he gets later, Dude, this is a crazy way to start the show.
This is might be one of the top five most fucked up openers we've
ever watched. Yeah, it literally doesn't stop from the beginning to like hear,
it doesn't slow down in the first match, like a giant train wrecky
guy or ass So backstage, Mike Awesome is screaming, what are we gonna
do? Shane Duggan says, would you calm down? Nan also asked who
the fuck called this meeting? Shane says Shane Douglass. We gotta be a
bit smarter than they sum up bitches. Yeah, Conan says, who called
this meeting? Disco says the franchise. Conan says, well, the franchise.
He's just a jay Bron. You a puppet jay Bron. I love
that Codan. He just cannot stop buried everybody whenever he's around him. I
love this guy. He loves it. He wants to do that commentary too.
He loves doing that. Yeah, he gets away with the two.
I guess because Boys of Nash or something. Dude, the best part about
this is he's saying that he's a Jay bron for Russo and Bishop. But
you just read observers the other week of him fucking so he wanted petition.
Yeah, the boys say he was Russa was sweet, it's a Jay bro
Well, the filthy animals all leave here because they want they don't want to
fight for Shane Douglas and Uh today says I think there's bad blood in the
New Blood you uh. And they they show the filthy animals leaving this locker
room, and they show they follow them so long, and I'm like,
that's fucking I'm like, okay, they're going to the ring. Then they
cut to the ring and I'm like, oh, okay, I guess they're
not. The dumb music threw me off. I didn't realize it was them
coming to the ring. No, I didn't either. I was like,
what is this weird music? What's going on? Well, they got the
new song? Yeah, they do say it's a new song, but it's
a dubbed version of new song song. It's like the longest universe Mode crowd
shot ever. I said, what is fucking happening here? Because they had
to go through the air to find the new song? They say, fuck,
we ain't got the new song? Who has a song? Who's the
folder? They must have been late, also bringing up the big fucking curtain
for their entrance. Maybe that's what they were doing. The curtain, dude,
Ray was going so they filled the animals entrances. They shoot like them
behind a curtain and you just see their silhouettes and Ray is fucking getting it
crazy behind this curtain, man is jam and yeah, they go crazy behind
this curtain, silhouette song and then a bomb goes off. Oh yeah,
And then juice comes to the ring and the grass says, finally the juice
has come back to St. Louis. Baby, we are in Louisiana.
This is not the Rocks giving fun, you mansor. A long time conan
says, we had a friend of Nobody Millionaires Club, New Blood m I
get your punk asses out here. So of course here comes the Misfits in
Action and they fucking they come to the ring. But before they hit the
ring, they turn around and waved to the back to bring in the new
cadet of the Misfits in Action. That's right, it's Major Guns. Major
Guns is here, dude, Major already? Yeah, Well, you know
she fucking she never recruited as a major. That's crazy. She give her
a couple of months about your prisoner a war, they make her work out.
Yeah yeah, motherfucker. Yeah, Major guns, private stash. Wait,
no, is he major stash. There's there's two major it's major stash.
That's too bad. Yeah yeah, two majors. Well major guns got
like promoted crazy style. I don't know it's even expected that. Well,
that's why she got Canadian eyes, because they realized while the ranks pretty quick,
we gotta get hurt. We could use her to the fullest extent of
the wall. We say to man, it's awesome, we gonna work out
Shan eyes. This is crazy. Um. Yeah, and of course you
got lash LaRue out here and Kay from Louisiana. You are the only person
that I know understood what he said. Who you would understand that? Dude?
This is your boy, cajing Cajun. Of course he's here in the
Cajun dough and he gets up here. Ain't goes get I said, Tony,
what did you write down? I said, he's the guy from the
waterboard, the farmer discidio. No home is where you make it, I
wrote. Lasher says, I'm home. I'm home. I'm into Cajing Dome
and me and the boy from m Ia only got one mission and that is
listening the ball dog away. He got the goddamn home is where he said,
dude, okay, so last long does that promo? He starts the
match deb out loud goes, who is that? I said, no,
it's Lash LaRue and she says, okay, so that's not road Dog.
Oh no, she was convinced the entire match that this is dog. So
yeah, so this dude's name is captain. Rection, I just want to
make sure everybody just says that he's the captain, which major might actually be
high. He was a general. Yeah, well he's a captain now and
major might actually be above captain. I'm gonna look up how the ranks work
Army. Okay, yeah, general is the top rank, I believe.
Yeah, general is top, that's like fifty. Yeah, I think that's
right, but captain is like twenty, Like captain is low. Captain,
Yeah, captain is actually below major. Yeah that's what I was taking like,
it's definitely below major. So not only is this guy captain direction now
he's major guns it goes private. Then our specialist, corporal sergeant, uh,
staff sergeant. Then there's more. There's a lot Master sergeant, first
sergeant, sergeant, Major Master Bader might be in there. Check that general
direction. Yeah, yeah, we're trying to do hold on, we're doing
something. General Erection got demoted, is what you're saying here, because now,
okay, and major has got promoted out of recruitment, dude, out
of recruitment, not even debuted like she debuted. And guy, they're probably
like surprised when they announced her as Major Guns. They're probably like, who
the fuck gave her the major physician And the answer was Major Stash, who
has rights to dode. He might be the highest Major Stash until Major Guns
might be the highest ranked m I A member right now, dude, what
about corporal cajun is a corporal is lieutenant? Corporal is below major? Yes,
okay, lieutenant isn't the high Lieutenant sounds high though, Lieutenant Loco,
No, it's a party of my c I might have been wrong, boys,
now that I read this here, this is spoilers for later. I
guess gi Bro becomes the leader and then promotes Captain Rection to General Rection.
Okay, so gi Bro, which is book or t he was the leaders
of them becomes the leader after it was already established, correct, and then
he's the one that gives rerection general right, and then van Hammer is gone
in like two months. He's gone in July. So yeah, once again,
this dude's name is Captain Erection Majors Major Stash hits the Delayed Superplex.
Sweet, it did look cool. I mean Major Stash is beating up on
Juice, who looks like a fucking child compared to Major Stash. Juice is
okay. So, first off, everybody in Filthy Animals right now is wearing
jeans. Correct, that's the animals correct. Well, Ray, okay,
this isn't so difficult to explain to people. So Ray used to do the
broncho buster and call it face full of stuff. Okay, Well, Captain
Direction is in the corner and he's not setting himself up right. This is
exactly like came not wanting to take the stink face. Yeah. So like
Ray signals that he's gonna go for face full of stuff, which Direction does,
It's like him taunting like he's gonna get a blow job. Yeah,
he's gonna give it to you, right, So, yes, he's gonna
go for facebull stuff. Usually that means, okay, you sit down in
the corner. Well, Captain Direction doesn't doesn't do that. No, um,
So he goes over in the corner again and he hits some and he
says, he says, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna give him the
facebull stuff. And then he doesn't go down, and to see the position
again, he sits on the second turn buckle like he won't go seated for
some reason. It's so fucking awkward. And then Ray just fucking does facefull
of stuff full standing position. It's unbelievable. It's like he actually like sets
himself up for a power bomb, and that's what happens. So he sets
him up for the power bomb. He gets some in power bomb state.
Actually it's how he gadges the power bomb state. Yes, correct. Ray
then gives him ten punches. The crowd kind of figures it out towards like
the seventh punch. They're like, oh shit, he's doing ten punches here.
Yeah, and then it knocks out Captain Direction, who then falls,
which in turn gives Ray a power bomb. Yes very chakara, Oh you're
gonna die belong there actually captain direction, so power bomb Boom, Mister Perfect's
fucking theme song starts playing. Okay, kinda because I just want to I
just also want to state that as the song is playing, Conan is trying
to remember how to take a drop toe hard and he is struggling hard in
there. So while that's going on, Conan's doing this shit. You can
see the shot is the roamer cam on the floor pointing at the stage.
You can see fucking Sean Stasiek walking onto the ramp, walking down the ramp.
Then mister Perfect's music starts playing. Then the camera cuts to Sets,
who now is crouching down to try to hide here. That's right in the
middle of the ram. That's right me from the WWF is trying to sneak
out with his music blaring loudest. Everyone in the ring is either trying to
not pay attention to the music or has given up on this fucking match.
They give up, they get, they definitely give it is the most fucked
up running possibly of all time. It has to be seen to be believed.
Strong Staysia then pulls down the top rope as Tavo hits it. Trava
flies over it. That's Lieutenant Loco. Sorry, I don't mean to disrespect
this truth. I apologize. It's okay, man, I mean you can
control f next time. Oh my god, sorry, I'm sure that even
commentary has an issue. They say Bobby, he says, oh, Chava
is fucking looking crazy out here. He's that's wutena Loco got fucking damn respect
on this game, same exact thing. You know. What's crazy is like
this is definitely like a tongue in cheek group at this point right here.
Yes, in the next six months, they try to push them as a
serious, upstart baby face group. I think this is where it starts.
Yeah, yeah, right too. And then they go into the team Canada
thing, and that's where General Wrection like wins the US title or something.
Right, They're supposed to be a big fucking moment, but it's fucking General
wrection for America. He waves the flag. The flag. Yeah wow,
I mean that's why they're putting Booker with them, because they want them to
be a legitimate group. No, yeah, you're right, you're right,
but that's not what fucking happens. But yeah, so seantas DDTS, Lieutenant
Locos, thank you, I'm sorry. Right on the ramp kills them Stasyac
then body slams Lieutenan Loco over the top rope into the ring. Uh.
And then I guess the match is over. I'm not. Actually, they
throw the match out. They throw the match out some yeah, I don't
know. The filthy animals and Sean Stacey are stomping out Lieutenant Loco. Then
Booker Tea comes out to make the save hits one hundred and tenth streets slam
on Ray and fucking annihilate. That was crazy. Yeah, that was dope.
Closed line Stacey onto the ramp and then music starts to play and I'm
unsure what the music is. I was like, is this the dubbed Misfits
an action song? Well, little did I know it was the song to
signal for newest recruit Major Guns within the group. Major Guns to begin ripping
off her top and then to reveal her boobs. Her titties are out,
major titties. Uh. And then she lays on top of Lieutenant Loco and
gives him mouth to mouth resissesitation to bring him back to life, and Mike
to May remarks that she is able to do this because of her great lung
capacity, amazing capacity, which is why she probably got promoted to major.
Yes, because because you need a medic in the field. Of course,
everyone you play fucking battle bit, that's all you're playing with medics. Why
did book or T leave when Major Guns joined? Uh, let's see here.
I can try to figure it out, book or T. Oh No,
I'm not talking about the real reason. I mean, why the fu
would you want to leave? Major Guns is here? Oh, well,
you know his job was done. That Captain Rection was good enough to lead
this team, or maybe he was too good to leave the team? Really
is what they came down to, right, he said, just this dude's
name is gonna be General Rection. Yeah, I'm gonna get out of here.
I gotta go bro. So the Millionaires Club is backstage chilling watching TV
when Lex Luger reminds himself that he has to go kick Chuck Ballamba's ass.
This room is like three different rooms. It's like the doctor's room, it's
a locker room, and it's the catering area. Yeah it is. Well.
DDP gets up and then Luga runs into I don't think DDP was supposed
to leave. Was just like whatever he didn't care, and Lucas like,
yeah, I gotta go take care of of the Like what the hell?
He just walks out with Yeah, So we got backstage. Booker and m
I A are here with mean Gene, and this is where things change for
the m I A. Yes, mean Jean says Booker. T I couldn't
help, but notice you have been covering the backs of the turns his head
and stares directedly at Major Guns, Titties Misfits in Action. What's going on?
And book says, you see what's going on? Captain Rucsan has this
shirt here that explains it all. And on his shirt it says fu ba
R it's as food bar and he says the last three letters Bischoff and Russo
the first two you can figure it out. What does it mean? Tony?
I don't know. I never figured out. Figure it out, dude.
I knew about fun books, classified information within the group. Oh,
it's it's secret war documents. Figure that out. Jesse Victora dot in the
Misfits in Action. He was supposed to be probably but wow didn't work out.
He decided union and then they wouldn't like he would not have He would
not have been okay, would be a major of that group, by the
way, one of three of them. He'd have been like the major,
general, sergeant or something. I got a leader of the world. I
got a bunch of friends I can bring into here. Take Marcinko making it
appearance to help general rection when the title America yea for America to win the
US title. Yeah, that'd be fucking unbelievable. Well, Booker T says
it's time for Booker T to declare all out war. Oh my, don't
the tea back in his name, by the way, which is pretty cool.
He actually calls him Booker T. Yeah, which was cool. I
think the last time he watched he was just Booker. He was just Booker
and had hit different music, so he'd beat Big Tea then right for the
tea or whatever. You know, I really don't remember how that. I'm
gonna keep it real with Each time, he probably didn't do anything and they
just started calling him. Yeah. I think they closed the book on their
storylines. Oh yeah, they closed something the whole company timeing. So next
up here we have whole Cogan versus Horse hogans get the rank right? Yeah?
Sorry, sorry, man, I apologize this by b Thank you,
bro control after your dogs, get that right, I got you, thank
you, thank you so much. That was way too many letters. I'm
not gonna ti well. Hogan comes out with a microphone. Of course.
Hogan's entrance here is so fucking funny. I don't even know if anyone gives
a shit, but Hogan comes out, Pyro randomly goes off. Yeah,
almost almost a lot of fucking pyro. Hogan was obviously not expecting it.
He looks behind him, then points behind him as if he was going,
yeah, look at that ship. Was gool, wasn't it. They recap
Nitro, where Horace turned on Hogan by hitting him with a chair after Tory
Wilson came out and was too sexy for him to turn down. Yeah,
that's for real. Then Horace walked out with Tory and got in a car
with her and Billy Kidman was not too happy about this. O g cuck
Billy, He's getting cut crazy man. Tori's got the nuts pants on him
for this show, by the way, and these are like, uh,
these are the baby maker pants. You can't be wearing the baby Makers.
Can't be wearing those pants. That's just crazy man. Horse Hogan would change
his attire life trajectory with these pants. I mean, that's what happens,
that's what happens to wear these ships. Well, hal Cogan says, I'm
not gonna take anything away from Horass because when Horace's father passed away, he
had a few problems grown up, and I never laid a hand on him.
But this is crazy. So Hogan starts off by telling everybody he wishes
that he would have kicked horce Hogan's deceased father's ass. I know what was
he saying, his father's ass or Horace's ass? No, he would have
kicked Horse his dad's ass where they were younger. Okay, that's what he
was saying, right, Tony, Maybe you're right. When he was younger
he would have kicked his dad's ass more. But now since he has the
chance to kick Horse's ass, he's gonna do that because because horse dad,
Horse's dad is his brother problems, right, correct, dude, brother?
He was so dude, I was so confused because my brother passed away.
Horace's father passed away. I was like, what where's he going? He's
talking about his father? Brother, My dude, As he said, brother
has actual brother or brother as his brother, his brother father brother James.
The reason I thought he was talking about horse because he follows it up by
saying, but tonight, I'm gonna kick Horace's ass. Yeah, that's what
I was thinking, Like I'm gonna kick your dad's ass, but I'm gonna
kick your ass, right because I'm gonna I should have kicked my brother's ass.
But now I'm gonna kick your ass because I mean, why I would
have kicked your kid's ass like I would have whipped your little Maybe because he's
older than Horace, So I thought maybe Horace was a little bastard when he
was a kid. I should have beat your ass when you were old.
Horse here? How old is Hogan? Here? It's like shit, really
old? No, no day, no way. He's fifty seven now the
show is two thousand. Yeah, yes, so he's thirty five correct,
and hul Coogan is sixty nine now six right now? Yeah, crazy number
brother. That's pretty good dude. So Hogan, where was he born?
He was born nineteen fifty three, Okay, so forty seven. Oh he
wasn't too much crazier than I'm Okay, how does this work? So Hogan's
nephew brother. How old was this brother when he had horse? Well,
he was at least nine, dude, is going on like so, so
Hogan had to take care of Horace after Hogan's brother, dude, sure we'll
get took care of him, and then he should have whooped his ass.
Brother, But he didn't have horse's ass because he was Yeah, because he
was great. I should have kicked you. My brother's asked before he died,
dude. But now I'm gonna kick your ass until you died, dude.
Get better. Your father died, I should have kicked his ass.
I should have kicked exactly. He was still alive. Brother, Dude,
he said your father was still alive. Kick his ass. He's not so
tonight, I'm gonna kick. I'm gonna whoop your ass for all the beatings
that she should have give me your dad when he was alive. This is
a transitive ass whooping right here from the hulker. Dude. But again,
I should have taken out of hot brother brother, brother, brother, That's
what I'm saying, tony kid horse nine year old brother dude. A search
gets brother, You're gonna get real answers here. Sogan's father's Hogan's brother dude
has one sibling, brother, brother named Alan be. Okay, he died
in nineteen eighty six. How old was he? I don't know. His
brother was barely forty year olds when he died in the month of April nineteen
eighty Was he born ninth Uh, I don't know, No, he's in
nineteen forty six? He was born right, Yes, okay, he died
in eighty six, so he was born in forty six. So oh,
so Hogan's the younger brother of his brother, Yes, okay, that makes
more sense in my head. Brother in my head, always the oldest person
in the conversation, always one year oldest. For he definitely looked older than
Alan beala brother. Yeah wow, okay, so yeah, all right,
so that makes more sense. Okay, So Hogan was not kicking that dude's
ass. I'll tell you that he was fucking slamming to the dirty dropping bombs
on him. Yeah, that's what he actually changed his story. That's what
it was. Your dad us to beat this shit out of me. Tonight,
I'm gonna return the favorite brother, Dude. That's fucking even better.
Yeah wow, all right, So only on dead luck you uncover the story
of the Hurrican family. Yeah, m I A and the Hogan family tree.
I mean, what do you fucking more do you want? So stay
Sean stays the act. Tory Wilson, Billy Kidman, and Horace Hogan are
all watching around the monitor and Horse dead Luck is getting ready to go to
the ring. He says, come on, Tory, and Kidman stands up
and he says, she ain't going anywhere, and Horace says, we had
a deal. She's coming with me. Well, Kidman doesn't like that.
He shoves Horace, so Horace punches him in the face and lays him out
and then takes Tory and she goes with him. Yeah, she loves this
man. She loves this bald son of him and she's never seen a guy
like this before. Don't don't tune into money, rob Okay, I'm coming
out on Nitro saying, Tory, you got something you need to see and
it's a cup of stony card. Dude, Horse. The song is nuts
like singles Horse his own song. Yeah that was awesome. Wow he's fucking
crazy looking too. Yeah he is nuts man. This match was going Look,
actually the red I think the Red works for him. I think it
is a good look for it's it gives a more Yeah. Yeah, so
this match had to have been going for the record for most I rakes in
one match. Yeah yeah, for real, this is unreal the amount of
fucking they legit start the match by Hogan jumping Horse as he gets into the
ring, and then they I swear to God, they trade I rings.
Yeah, and then you'll kick low blow dude. Okay. Hogan goes to
the corner selling the ie rach. Then it looks like he starts backing his
yes up. He does because he's trying to find it in between his legs
and blow blow him, but he can't, so he was just rubbing his
ass on Horse. He's very bald in the corner too, by the waycause
his bantanic got knocked off. Yeah, come on, that's his brother,
Horace. I did that by they knocked his ship off. That's true.
Yeah, yeah, well that's what Alan Balley did to him too. He
probably shaved his head like that as a child and fucked up his ship for
the rest of his life, ripped him crazy as a child. He probably
he probably saved his shit, and dude, that's why Hogan started clanging and
banging his whisk. He got bullied by his brother on his coffin and said,
your kid is mine brother. Out of your son, brother, I'm
want to make sure he's doesn't making it his business. Brother, I promise
you about it. Dude, Dude, family is deep, like the bloodline
of dude. I thought that, Uh, I thought that. Yeah,
I thought that, like the Horse Hogan thing. I thought that there was
nothing to do this at all, and like turns out there's like a whole
Lord story here. Yeah, they didn't explain this. Maybe a video package.
There's only one of the help you understand this a little bit more,
and they would just let us listen to the interview. Please don't have a
voice over. I'm begging you, logan all COVID. I can't say Hogan
because it's Hogan's here. Yeah. If I say Hogan, I'm talking about
Hole. If I say horse, I'm talking about or again, if I
say brother, I'm talking about If I say dude, I'm talking about Hogan
well as a Hogan's brother or which brother brother and dude brother's in the red
corner And yeah, I got corner brother a corner dude referee red shoe Solis
as bomber in this match, and then he throws Horse to the floor and
Hulk pulls out a table. I said, holy shit, and the horse
cut some Obviously in my mind for the entirety of the rest of this match,
I'm like, how in the world are they going to do a spot
through a table on the outside? I should have figured it out way sooner
or whatever you thought definitely wasn't what happened. I know. By the way,
By the way, Hent at one point says, Hogan abused horse.
He said that he made him do things like do the dishes and mow the
lawn. Holy shit, dude, alan Blea never wanted to do that shit
my today, says Brain. Those are chores, and Brain says no or
not, That's why you have servants. Hulk takes his belt off and he
has flashbacks to alan Blea doing this to him as a child from He whips
Horse on the back a couple of times and starts choking him out with it
and gives him the shittiest punches ever to the head, so much so they
head to change the camera angle so you couldn't see them. Used to walk
to the Frizze slides a little seesus in a glass of water, and his
brother would say, little little bald shitty pose of the double bicep and sat
on him for a while. So fucking Hulk clotheslines horse with the belt.
Uh. The crowd is by the way through this whole show. The crowd
randomly pops, I swear this is dubbed in. It's just random hole and
oh yeah, that's good. Crotches horse on the top rope. Then he
gets distracted by Tory Wilson, which leads to horse glombing him from behind,
and then Tory hugs horse and kisses a horse kisses her on the cheek,
which sends out the most enraged Billy Kidman ever. Kidman comes out, jumps
Horace. Mickey Jay. The referee is not calling for the bell all this
is illegal. As he watches Kidman the shit out of fucking Horace, Hogan.
Ulk gets back in the ring with a chair, hits Horace. Then
he grabs Billy Kidman and hip tosses Billy Kidman over the top rope, through
the table on the floor, and then hens Horace and wins. Don't even
get the egg. It's like you see the post the turnabogle post and then
yeah, yeah, yeah, we sort of made it better because all you
hear is this fucking yeah, it's insane looking. Yeah, man, I
was like holy And then so he hits Horse with a chair. Horace has
to sell while Hogan hip tosses Kidman over the top of the table and then
he turns around in pins horrace. What a crazy match this was. It's
unbelievable. So yeah, so uh Tory, Yes, it's in the ring
now checking on Horace. Yes, and not Billy Kidman who went at the
table. Correct. Yeah. Hogan then decides to grab her by the head
and then signals that he is going to punch the ship out of her.
He's going to punch her in the face, and he's looking for the crowds
acceptance and cheers. The more you cheer, the punch her in the face.
He's gonnach. The crowd is marking out. He's like I would to
do a dude. Then he winds up. He winds up like a cartoon
character does this in the games. This is a movie does Yeah. So
he doesn't punch her. Instead, he kisses her. Bitch is arguably very
much worse. She definitely try to take a punch to the notoriously bad puncher.
Yeah, you would have play his hand up to It would have been
nice. It would have been a very easy Hogan then kisses her instead.
Tori falls from the mat, and then she of course loves it. Because
the Hulks or loves to have sex with women, they can't get it off.
But having sex with women all want to have sex with all, they
can't help it. Yeah, you wrote that one in there because he's booking
the shows. Hulk then turns around after kissing Tory, uses his entire forearm
to wipe off his mouth and goes the biggest sloppy wet and kiss wipe them
my life I've ever seen. Yeah, she definitely had a little mustache pieces
in her mouth after that. Snugs man. You know, I'll tell you
know, Hulk got sloppy seconds from Horace. By the way he seed,
Alan Balata was definitely fucking all Hulk's girlfriends to growing off. He was railing
all. He was laying down, Alan many brother being laid down. Dude
constantly clanging bang the wrenches is peening this, by the way, you are,
nobody does it like Deadlocke. We tell you everything does going on,
you never miss out. So Lex Luger asked, arena attended where the closest
gym is, and then rides off in a car. You just go up
and take a ride. That's it, all right, Damn, that's very
good. Earlier I just forgot so backstage. I guess this is not backstage,
or maybe it is. I don't know. This is the Body Masters
gym um and Chuck Palumbo is there getting a pump brother Chuck start doing one
of the Big three, of course, which is inclined bitch. As we
all know on this show. I love ye. Well, I think the
best ones have been over Barbell right now, Tony, we we'll say that's
a good idea. So there's a little spot guy. Got a little spot
guy for his incline um, and then Lex Luger comes in and replaces the
spot guy, and to be honest with it, he very nicely spots.
Chuck doesn't watch it until the end when it's done. Re rack touched very
This spot guy sounds an awful lot like Lex Luger. His voice is very
distinctive, but maybe not maybe dude. Yeah, But then Lex grabs a
pole and then hits chuck Palumbo with it right in the chest with it.
He could have just dropped the fucking bar on him. No, he just
smashes him with more jim equipment. It's because he's a good gym brother start.
Yeah, He's like, I'll spotted you real quick, due, but
then I hit you with this pole. There was other people in this gym
that scattered like a fucking GTA fucking scenario. They ran away. Luca starts
fucking him up all over this Jimmy hits him in the head with a water
container. Then he pushes Palumbo into a like a towel basket cart and starts
beating him with a forty pound plate. He picks up the plate and starts
smashing him the end with it. He says, you want to be a
made a vetter? Huh? And he is, that's his name, He
ends it is. That's true. He was promoted to that matches got in
there. Hey w dark status. Yeah really. Luca then says, you
know you gotta finish off your workhouts with a protein shake and dump somebody's fucking
protein chick all over space. Man, it was gross looking. Yeah,
I know that nasty as protein shake fucking stayed on his body smell like,
oh yeah, I would have just opened my mouth and went ah. So
Ralpha's and Norman Smiley are selling Fu n B shirts out of the trunk of
a car. Not only are they FU n B shirts jams, they are
bootleg fun They made these Ralpha's big shirt guy, and the sign says T
shirts for sales shirts spelled s h E R t s and if you buy
a shirt, bro, he's trying to get booked on w C W ON.
If you go, I'll bring him. Yeah, no way. Ye,
Ralpha's is concerned here. Yeah, they're gonna get it arrested for selling
bootleg shirts out of the car outside the arena. I can confirm that you
will not be arrested. You're okay? Well or all have fucking won't give
me a different answer to that problems all the time. He's good. Yeah
he'll get fired. But man, don't worry about it. You want to
eat well, unload these T shirts. They're selling like hotcakes. And so
that's they're selling some shirts here. So now we have Terry Funk versus the
cat. We didn't know it was that that first though had an open challenge
for well, everyone tonight has an open challenges. He's like, no,
but nothing's been booked. Yeah, Hogan said, we're booking the show.
Didn't book the show in Shangla, Douglas said, oh funk, all right,
I guess we're not doing the matches. I booked. What the fuck
is going on of art here? So it's anarchy, So what do you?
What do you do? The inmates took over there say no, it's
funny. Actually, Tony, the show is probably actually better, which is
crazy because of this the best show we've watched ever. Well, yeah,
well, Terry Funk calls out the Cat and he says he wants you to
dance. He wants him to dance his silly ass out here right now,
and he's gonna give him a chance at the hardcore belt. Not next month,
not next week, not tomorrow night, but right now, so come
on out if he got that guts. So the cat comes out the dude.
His music is playing and they cut to a kid going absolutely fucking man,
Yeah he's fucking getting it to this song, and Cat says, let
me tell you something, old man, I'm much too pretty to be in
a hardcore match with you. But I'm gonna be in anyway. Somebody called
my mama. I'm about to be an old piece of junk. By the
end of Cats promo, Funk has made his way to the top of the
ramp. He's in Cat's face and he punches him in the vain. Oh
you sell him to get up here. He's saying, keet your ass up
here, I'll wrestle you like he's right in front of him. Yeah,
it's literally exactly. It's like, it's seriously like a comedy spot. If
you put your ass out, I'll kick your ass. Terry is literally standing,
what are you gonna do? Stab me? I'd just like to believe
Terry Funk didn't follow the script and he's like, oh, whatever, I'm
gonna kick it, as punches him in the head and DD tees him on
the ramp for a two count. This is also false kind anywhere because hardcore
tit all right, Yes, that's correct, I mean or whatever the fuck
you know you'll get. I don't care or share me. I don't care.
Are you doing what you want? Whatever? Whatever? Ends the segment
in the right amount of time they were given. You're fine, Oh they
didn't. I bet you that they did not, no way. Funk then
drags the cat to the back uh and grabs the laptop and smashes it over
his fucking head. That's a two thousands ear laptop. That had to be
heavy. Yeah, Savani says it was thirty five dollars and Today said what
was that your laptop or something and says no, and that was it.
Yeah, all right, good line. Um. They go over to the
corner here. That's where Funk gets a trash can and throws it on him.
A lot of trash can spots, yeah, I guess because like the
venue just had an abundance of him around. So he's showed finding him and
said, fuck the venues or trash cans, keep it up. Yeah,
that's cool to you guys. So Kathn grabs a popcorn bag and throws it
on Funk and then as he does it, he almost slips and dies on
the concrete. Yeah. They dumped like the shit out of the trash can
and swoll four. I think it was like the trash juice, I think,
so yeah, yeah, that's rough man. So Kat puts Funk under
a bay door and then says that he wants him to die, like oh,
what would happen if he pinned him there? Well he doesn't, so
don't worry about it. Kat then throws Funk outside into a bunch of pipes,
and then Funk throws a pipe and it hits Cat in the head.
Dude, it's pipe from pipe and drake, but he launches it at him
and it hits him. Those pipes a right, it's like the loudest pipes
you ever hurt in your life. It's not a real backstage braw unless you
fucking go into the pipe from the pipe. Yeah yeah, yeah, really
you have to. And they always have an abundance way more than they should,
as you should. Cat then grabs a bucking broom or I'm sorry,
it's what was it? It was a rake rake, and there's a lightsaber
sequence with it, and Bob's Funk on the fucking head with it. Funking
Cat fight over to Ralphus and Norman, who are still selling T shirts,
and they fuck they're a whole merged table, dude. Norman Swile is so
unappy. He's a cat funk. You do it, oh man, Come
on business. This is the number one indie folk is when you do an
outside braw and you fuck up someone's march up their you owe them, you
owe them money. Now you have to pay them after the show, dude.
Not only do they fuck it up, Terry Funk legitimately picks up the
table and hits Kat in the head with it, fucking smash them with it.
Then Funk grabs a chair. I guess this was Ralphus's car they were
selling the shirts out of. Funk starts smashing out Ralph's car windows with a
chair just because Yeah, that's crazy doing this. Yeah, I don't need
that. That was nuts. What's worse, it's probably was Ralph's car and
Funk did this for real fun. You pay for it? Who is who
is the person who sound like Don Vito? Was it Ralpha's that? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah that was crazy man. Cat thing googles Norman
Smiley into a fence and Norman starts scrip because Norman's trying to like tell them,
hey, man, like fucking chill with the ship. So Cat turns
around and trade up double Goosele Homer Simpson's doll fucking chokes him against the fence.
This is after, by the way, I think they're fighting on top
of Ralphis's car. And Kat throws Terry Funk off of the roof onto the
trunk. Yeah, that's right, you're right. Yeah, he kind of
falls down onto it, and then they have to open the trunk back up
because they fell down onto it. Ralphus like has to open it for some
reason. I don't know why. Ralphus was helping them. Yeah, he
was just you know, they got the time on the sec so they opened
up the hood of the car. Kat goes to stuff Terry Funk into the
trunk. Then Norman Smiley hits the cat in the back with a chair,
knocking him out. Fucking cat falls on his back inside the trunk. Terry
Funk lays on top of him and wins. This guy keeps this is crazy
gimmick. Yeah. I like this too. Yeah. Eric, So people
who don't know Eric Bischoff didn't want him to be the champan because he's old
and he's bold and he represents a fucking gone by air of wrestling. He
said, we have to get the title off of you. But Funk just
keeps winning exactly like this. He falls on to Cato. Yeah, and
it's not even like they're really trying to help him. It's more so happens
to be there in a feud with somebody and like they'll end up beating him
and dependom, it's awesome. I really like it too. So Mike Awesome
is backstage walking with a stretcher, and that's how they address it on commentary.
There's my awsome walking with a stretcher. That's all they saying. What
the fuck is going on? We come back from commercial, Norman smiling,
and ralphs her fucking worst fears come to life here. No, they're now
being arrested for selling Yeah, Norman says, due. Norman has a crazy
line. Here. A guy comes up and Norman says, oh, you
want to buy a shirt, and he says, no, you are under
a arrest. And then Norman's defense is this is a misunderstanding, I didn't
do it. Does work? And then Ralphis gets arrested, not for selling
shirts, but for indecent exposure because his ass crack has been out the whole
time. Yeah, says, you're dumb. I have to go home.
You have to you have to buy a shirt where you can arrest some stupid
cop man, this idiot, Yeah, idiot, undercover cops shutting down a
shirt selling operation in the parking lot is crazy. Yeah, we're gonna stop
lemonade, stand to you, son of a bitch. Should Maybe he's done
for that brother. By the way, Norman is in handcuffs trying to get
out of this by saying I do the Big Wiggle. Haven't you heard of
me here? Which honestly it probably should have turned it around for him.
Yeah, come on, man, I heard of the Big Wiggle. Hell,
yeah, you're you're under under arrest. When I was time for the
Mike Awesome town hall, Holy shit. Yeah, So he is the career
killer Mike Awesome right now, not the Canadian killer, not that seventies guy
right yeah, not the fat chick thriller. He goes, there's so many
gimmicks and like record time record, he's got to have the most gimmicks in
record time. This has to be like a Guinness roll record in a year,
maybe not even Yeah. So, as everybody knows, Mike Awesome has
crippled engine and he threw his butt right off the top of that cage.
He refuses to say, ass I guess you can't swear on TBS in two
thousand, Okay. So Hogan also usually refuses to say ass. But for
whatever reason, this whore ass has got him going nuts. He would say,
I'm gonna kick your ass. Oh oh he did say kick yours that's
right, Yeah, that's right. Yeah, usually he says. But but
I think like he got so fired up because like he found payback with his
brother. Well, Mike, you better not say, as dude, that's
my thing. Cripple cane to his butt right off the top of that cage.
So Mike Awesome is having an ambulance match with DDP at the Great American
Bash pay per view. I guess he's been having a litany of ambulance match
just that's his thing as well. Yeah, you know, like the walls
thing is the table. Yeah, his thing is the ambulance match. Well,
he's happened one night too. But before we get to bat, he
needs to tell DDP that he reserve a room right next to Candyan at the
hospital. What he's done with him? As he says, now, Mike
Awsum also has an ambulance here. He brought a stretch of the ring.
He says, we have a match, knight, how possible because if anyone
wants to come get some get your ass out here, and why did he
carry the stretcher himself because he didn't have the stretcher never gets used. Well,
he had to put in the ambulance because he brought the ambulance too.
He brought the ambulance. He's stolen ambulance, no stretcher, to find a
stretcher. They put the stretcher in the ambulances. Now I can have my
match. That doesn't make any god damn sense, but I'll take it.
No, not even a little bit. So the sirens go off, fucking
Shakira number one here, Scott's tinners here, cut that damn music. Damn
it. Shan Douglas need some respect. Now, before you start challenging people
in the back, you better realize who's back there, because you don't have
what it takes to meet me. Boy, and I do mean boy.
Now, not part of New Bloods and not part of the Millionaires Club.
Lies, it's my freaks, Nisia. Why yeah, Now I have to
put your punk ass into Amberlance. I want to tell that New York son
of a bitch Rick Vice Russo kicks your ass on thunder. I'm so glad
you hit all Amberlance and Vich Russo. This is the best of all time
the right here, man, he's gotta be I mean, he's got to
be the greatest. I mean when you when you bring up the greatest,
if you don't say Scott Steiner, fuck you, you were dumb. And
I get another level excited when I know Scott Steiner as a microphone me too.
It actually like like there's a serious, like brain imbalance in my head
that like I get so crazy excited. I start like, bitch, O,
my god, it's gonna be it right here. When I hear the
sirens, I see fucking number one Freakmadajia, I know I'm in for good.
I'm unfamiliar with Shakira. Shakira was here early when we first started watching
U Stuff Purple Warrior. I think Shaquire was in the ring too. Yeah,
but you know number one number one she can I mean she maybe Shaquiro
will fucking promoted in a pro ground. Let's say about that. It's not
looking good as we get into the later parts of the two thousands, wherevery
By losing a job looking too good for let's see though, So Steiner hits
the Ring Manhattan drop immediately. That's crazy. Steiner then hits the Belly Belly
in the corner does push ups. He's just doing all the classics here.
So just to be clear, because commentary also doesn't know this is an ambulance
man, it is. There's an ambulance parked next to the stage. There
was a stretcher at the top of the ramp, but there wasn't one when
Scott Steiner made his entrance. I don't think so. Mike Awesome Powders throws
a chair in the ring, dude, and then Steiner catches it and then
throws it as hard as you can at the floor, bouncing it towards the
commentary. Yes, legitimately, I swear he was trying to shoot hurt Mike
Awesome with that it was Yeah, it was rough. I've never seen a
chair thrown that hard before. Mike Awesome. Then mule kick low blows Steiner
just like this. Surely this surely is no DQ it's an ambulance match,
So I'm I'll take that one. Well, they don't know it's an ambulance
match. Oh well, maybe the ref does. Oh no, bell,
I don't think it is. There is a bell at the end, but
I can't tell you, trust me. I can't tell you why, though
I know I can tell you why. So Mike awesome, it's the awesome
line off the top. Yes, m Steiner's feed into this was awesome,
by the way, very well done. Steiner then hits the exploder and then
Steiner recliner on Mike awesome, and then all of a sudden, old Berg's
music starts playing. So it starts playing, and when it hits I was
confused because I couldn't hear it. I was like, do I hear a
song playing? I also am on sure if Scott Steiner ever heard it,
because he keeps the fucking Sinner recliner in until the point where they start showing
like I don't know, I don't know if you ever heard the music.
Well, they actually for you know, in WCW for whatever reason, like
Rick lad is a little bit later too, with the music hits, they
don't really sell it until they're done with their thoughts or whatever they're doing,
you know what I mean. In WWF, it's like the second you know
you gotta get off. Yeah, what is that? Yeah? So my
first thought here is there's no fucking way goldbergs here on Thunder in the later
part two thousand so, and I was correct. But it does show the
security backstage, and of course it is R and B security. So tank
Abbott comes out of the door, yes, and he is full Goldberg mode.
He is doing all of the Goldberg things. This is a very rare
mode. Not many people haven't locked this mode. But tank Abbott does it
pretty well. Tank Abbot taps into it, maybe more than Goldberg ever has
because then he hurts Scott Steiner. Well, he can't stop hurting Scott Steiner.
So tank Abbott does the Goldberg theatrics all the way out to the ramp,
even to the ramp with the sparklers. Scott Steiner has to stop doing
the Steiner recliner to watch this by the way, well yeah, well because
it's fucking crazy. Um Steiner then walks up the ramp and kicks his fucking
ass. Then Rick Steiner comes out and then he jumps Steiner with tank Abbott.
Yes, and then Mike Awesome joins in. So it's a three on
one assault right now, correct, And then tank Abbott punches the ship right,
so Steiner is getting the best of the three. Like Mike Awsome runs
up the ramp. It gets fucking Steiner lined. He's beating up both of
these guys and then Tank abbots punch is what lays out Scott, probably because
he was for real, Yeah, probably due I believe it. Well,
all of a sudden you hear a crazy engine having up and I was like,
what is that an ambulance? At first I didn't know what it was?
But holy shit, the Goldberg monster truck. How much of a pain
in the ass mustn't have been to bring this fucking thing into the building every
fucking week they had to do so with this monster truck because like, I
don't think they had Goldberg on any of these shows with the monster truck.
No, No, he was out, Yeah, yeah, they said we
got the monster truy though, yeah, it's Goldberg en off. You know,
I think Goldberg's in there. He must be driving that, right,
right, Goldberg monster truck. Which did you hear the reving? It's I
swear it's a good minute of them selling hearing the sounds before you see the
monster truck slowly roll up to the side of the ramp outside of the stage.
Excuse me, yeah, um. Scott Steiner then tosses Rick and Tank
on top of the Goldberg Monster Truck, so off the side of the stage
and they leap up onto the hood of the Goldberg monster truck. They're both
laying flat on the hood and the monster truck backs up and leaves. Yes.
Yes, so that's how they're gone. That's how they get out of
the seg with them too. And then Mike Awesome gets into the ambulance himself
and loses on purpose. Okay, I is okay. Mike also gets into
the driver's seat and then the bell rings. In my mind, I thought
the gimmick was you have to incapacitate your opponents and put them into the back
of the ambulance. You mistook this first a company that cared about how this
actually ended. Whatever the set, Whatever insan segment is what insan segment.
So Scott Steiner won this match, that's correct, Yes, yes, because
he put him in the ambulance. Shut the door. Now put himself shut
the door. Correct, Okay, that's how you win. You have to
shut the door. And he shut the door, and Mike also shut the
door, so he won. Yes, he lost Steiner one, right,
because he's the ambulance and the ambulance drives off because there's no ambulance driver,
right, and there's a gold Monster truck running around with Rick and Tank Abbot
on it. So if anybody wants to go save them, probably still can.
That's fine. Yeah. Actually, I don't think anyone wants to save
Rick Sign anymore. You're done monster truck, now, are you? So
it shows Canyon in headgear at the hospital because Mike Awesome threw him off the
triple cage and that's why he's the career killer. Yeah, so we got
to a pretape. Mike t and A is here with Canyon at the hospital.
Yes, there's no audio. Oh wait, no way, there's audio.
I thought it was gonna be all of those things where we don't get
the audio. I was talking for at least like thirty seconds before audio.
Cup, you don't need to hear that. Here's the here's the gist of
it here. This is basically setting up canyons. He'll turn so. Tonay
says Canyon has suffered damage to his spine. Kenyon says he's an oil ever
does an ever walk again? Kanyon says he went into the cage match to
help DDP because he has been such a big supporter of his right today said
well, if DP is such a big supporter, why is ddp out walking
and here you are you can't even walk. Look at you just says,
oh, man, it's cool. I just don't respect Page a lot.
And we can confirm at a later date that he does not respect Page,
and he will fuck him up and he will fucking be a Canyon cutter his
whole family. Yeah, it's over you, buddy. And then Page gets
a strike for a shitty has promo. So I mean and then and then
Page and then stocks taker's wife and ye, it's not looking good interview here
with Canyon though, Yeah, you're right. And Page didn't address any of
this or say anything. He was here, by the way, he was
in the parking lot earlier. He was cutting Glex Luker off as he tries
to leave the locker. Yeah, he just left too. He's like,
I'm an, I are okay. So as as James said, he's in
the hospital in bed, he's in a halo, which is the big fucking
like contraptions. Yes, so I have an observer note here about this.
By the way, this interview, Meltzer writes back to Thunder that Canyon interview
was so hokey with him paralyzed and in a halo. But clearly moving his
head and the halo not moving, showing it wasn't screwed in. Apparently this
was done in more than one take, because the first take was where they
noticed that this was a problem, and he did it less the second time.
He also says that he thinks that this was them. I don't know
if this is true. I mean, this is Meltzer just probably being unhappy
here. He says that he feels like this was a Draws reference, which
would be fucked up. So we got backstage. Shane Douglass a phone call
and he thinks it's from Yeah, hold on, it might be Eric.
Guys, come on, and it's actually the exact opposite. It is somehow
both the Chronic at the same time. Hey, I'm talking to Chronic.
He says, Hello, Chronic. They want to match with me tonight.
You jackass has got more muscles between those ears than I thought. Well,
listen to the sound of this kissing my ass. Then he smashes the phone
into his head. It's funny. Yeah, He says, all right,
boys, how about you know, close all the doors to make sure there's
no chance they'll getting here. And the boys say, oh yeah, heard
enough, and they all, Yeah, the entire new Blood walk out on
Shane Douglas to set him up for catastrophe. Yeah, so I just want
to also make sure that we understand that Chronic on the phone said they wanted
a three way dance with Shane Douglas night. Okay, please remember that's not
what we get. Yeah, that is not what we get. It is
or isn't, James, We're not too sure because the commentators think it is.
Shane Douglas thinks it is, and I don't know who else thinks it
is, but it's not what happens. Well, it shows moments ago here
as we come back from commercial and Chronic came into the room with Shane Douglas
said it. They have the tag team tiles on. They beat the Douglas
and dragged in to the rain Dude commentary. Chavanni says, well, Chronic
made the call on the cell phone and the French Fries tried to barricade himself
of the blocker room. He didn't mean to say like he fixes itbody one
hundred percents his French. So now we have Shane Douglas versus Chronic in the
first ever three way dance two on one handout match Me and match Creator and
Duka trying to come up with a tournament. So Shane Douglas has been dragular
ring by Chronic. Get to the ring. Shane Douglas takes out the nuts
and he starts hitting Brian Adams with the nuts. I guess it didn't hurt
that bad because Brian addas de size is not to sell it. I can
tell you right fucking now that working with Chronic at this time was probably the
biggest pain in the Chronic are so unbelievably juiced right now. They probably can't
even think straight. I'm pretty sure like they're thinking in like jagged lines.
There's like no way these dudes are onerating on a normal human level. Like
Brian Adams. I just want to everybody to realize, look at Brian Adams
from ninety seven, and then look at Brian Adams right now. It is
look at Brian the WWF even night. It is unreal how juiced he is
right now. Clark isn't much better. He might be even bigger than but
Brian Clark is like legendarily ju whole career. That's true. Um, and
he always looked great. Yeah, but Adams is like egregious, like it
is fucked up? Really is that what Shanell has? Hits them with nucks?
I thought it was like a chain or something. Yeah, he or
he made like a don't know the word what you're saying, Yeah, knuckle
gimmick. I don't know he's duster about. Yeah. Yeah, it's like
a knuckle duster. Yeah, that's right. He like made it out of
paper or something. So, as James said, he punches him in the
head. Fucking homeboy doesn't sell it. Then the referee the bell has rung
by the way the matches started, so the referee has to point to Shane
Douglas to admonish him for this, and Shane Douglas tucks it into the front
pocket of his pants and it's never brought up again. I don't think they
called this spot. They just did that because there's a three way dance to
a one handicap. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. So Brian Clark
hits a pump handle power slam. You fucking name, motherfucker, that is
the meltdown. I'm so sorry. How could I forget? Well, Brian
Adams hits deep sea diverticulitis it's called I call right now just Brian Adams hits
the verdict, thank you so much. Swore dude, the camera angled to
show to this. I swore he dumped them on his head the same way
he dumped Albert Brock dumped Albert on his head right now. It was just
shitty, Yeah, it was just bad. So then they knocked Shane Douggas
to the outside, and literally all I'm thinking as I'm watching this is like,
I can't imagine working with these fucking guys, no one, especially just
in general. I can't imagine like calling shit like they are so up their
own ass. I can like just tell it. This is like this is
such a pain in the fucking ass, Like if I was like, no
way, I'm putting the belt, you know what I mean, Like you
showed to work. And because I've heard stories that they were like historically pays
in the ass with Yeah, but maybe they had no choice. They were
fucking they just went out there and did whatever they fuck they want. They
squashed dudes. Yeah, they got over Yeah, I mean that's what they
did. And and like refuse to fucking sell and like I don't even like,
look, I don't know what the fuck we're doing that? What we're
doing? You like, all right, I guess they're doing this, but
yeah, yeah they I mean, I don't you know they got two Yeah,
no, they got a reality check when they came in. Brian Clark,
don't get me wrong. Brian Adams is you know, yeah, a
reality check face and Taker Kate is crazy. Yeah, that is crazy.
That different. Did you know that DDP and Canyon have a tag WCW Tag
title match in a cage at SummerSlam against the Brothers of Destruction. No,
this happens. This is something that happened. Yeah, horrible. We should
watching her watch this. I didn't. I found this out the other day
because I was like, we were doing GM mode and talking about cage matches
at summer's Lam, and that came up. I said, what, Yeah,
that is crazy. Wow, Yeah, we'll have to check that out.
I'm sure it was tremendous. Well, they knock Shane Douglas to the
outside, and Douglas grabs the tag team belts and he holds them up for
some reason, and then because he turns around, that's all what bitch off
and Russa wanted the belts, so he got the belts. Yeah, well,
I don't know if you knew this not, but there's two big ass
basterds and you're on the ramp. I don't know where you're going. Does
Douglas grabs the tag belts? And wow, he's not going anywhere because he
turns around and gets steamrolled by a fucking table. Who is that? What
is that? Oh my god, that's the wall, dude, A fucking
table rushing down the ramp and smashing into Shane Douglas. I was fucking dying,
dude on me neither. I didn't either until they said that's and I
love how he said. They said, that's the wall. Yeah. I
think he got kicked out of the New Blood or something, or like has
fucking with him or something. Sarge a wall. That's soon. I don't
think it's happening. Yeah yeah, yeah, I know. But sergeant a
wall and a wall, yeah yeah right, yeah yeah yeah. Um.
So the Wall just carries around a table all the time, just all the
time. That's his thing. Everybody w had a thing and it didn't really
matter how like ridiculous it was, like this dude just carries around a big
ass table all the time. It doesn't matter, it's his thing, and
like we're cool with it. Is I was cool with it, yeah,
but I mean like it's it's it's insane to have this guy. I just
want to make sure that. Yeah. Yeah. But like the Wall was
like all the time, Like yeah, like the Revenge entrance where they come
out the weapon, the wall, Yeah just whatever. Yeah. Yeah.
So the Wall sets the table up and then choke slams Shane dugs the table
on the outside. This is no DQ it's two on one mandicap three way
dances, false gun into her or not. The commentators do say this is
a three way dance, by the way, Sure it's a two on one
handicap, and they say the Chronic wanted it that way because the fucking idiots.
Yeah, they've never seen a three way dance. And they never caught
a guy on a dive either, by the way, as we find out
right now. And you know what's funny is they never ever do and they
never learn how to or try to. So yeah, the Wall tosses Shane
Douglas back into the press style and then Chronic gets high times on Shane Douglas
and they win the three way dance and with one pin. So yeah,
wall Gorilla presses Shane over the top rope into Chronic, who definitely were supposed
to catch him, and neither of them put their hands up, and he
just falls in between the ropes and their bodies and fucking crumbles. And then
yes, and I bet you if he didn't say a word to Hi when
they got backstage, were you gonna say? What the fuck you? Chronic?
At high times? Than Brian Clark gets the pin and they announced that
Chronic are the winners. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they won the three
way dance two on one handicap match. Correct the elimination style WCW wins again.
Man, of course, all the haters out there, you know who's
doing time, Chronic. So Rick Flair is now on the way to the
ring with his new title belt and his Hawaiian Best and Nitro starts at seven
pm. Do not forget that, yes, please don't. So now it's
time for the Rick Flair town Hall. A crazy promo. It is well
Flair has a lot to say and doesn't remember any of it. Away Flair
with Big Gold is out. Here's fifteenth time holding this belt and moment,
Yeah, there's a fifteen time chant to which I thought was actually pretty cute.
Yeah, that was cool. I mean, the crowd obviously really respect
Flair in like especially in WCW. Know, sure, he got played out
like fucking a fool most of the time. They probably you know, I
understand Flair' is good at looking like the fool. He is very good,
but you know you should also protect him a little bit, probably because way
Yeah, no, he definitely didn't want to. They recapt on Monday where
Jared hits Flair in the head of the guitar after Rick said he'd leave the
sport if he couldn't beat his son at the Great American Batch. Then Flair
had a match with Jarrett on that show, beat him with an inside cradle
in a black shirt to win the title, and then David Flair broke a
bottle over Flair's head after the match. I think that's what it was,
damn book. So yeah, so Flair's out here. He puts over Jared.
He says he was lucky to beat him, but he still beat him,
So that's all it takes. Sometimes it's like you know what I mean,
Like he DAPs, Yeah, yeah, he gives him DAPs. But
then he also says I still beat you. Yeah, I got the belt.
And he talks about his home life and he says his son was brainwashed
by Vince Russo. Oh no, which is crazy. By the way,
Well, you know some people get lonely. Flaire's no offense to Italians.
How many probably Italians? I said, no please, But Russo is a
skinny little Italian kid who grew up in the Bronx. Okay, that's that's
fine. All skinny little Italian kids love my forty fits. They flocked to
me from my forty fits. Uh. Flair says that his papa, Now
this is a this is where the ship goes crazy. Russo's dad he's talking
about. Yes. Flaire says that Russo's papa told Russo that he needs to
be like Bruno sam Martino, the champion of the WWWF. And I said,
whoa yeah, And Russo said, oh, Papa, I admire Bruno,
but he's a little bit too slow and I want to be slicker.
And Papa said, oh no, no, no, Vinne, you gotta
be like Bruno or I'll get yours. I don't want to be like Bruno
Sautino. He says that. Flaire says that Russo they ended up getting a
little cable TV box. Yeah, got a little got a little network,
got Georgia, little moneys, yeah uh. And he sees Rick Flair and
he wants to be just like Rick Flair. He said, Papa, Daddy,
Mama, come see. He said, no, turn that off.
And you said, Papa, I want to just be like him. Whoa,
And your mama went, oh no, Vinny, this is a good
Catholic family. You can't be like the nature boy. You can't style and
profile. That's what his mom's papa said, Vinny, Vinny, you can't
be like an nature boy. You got no muscles, you gotta no girlfriends,
you gotta no long limousine. You can't to be the nature boy.
You gotches. He's doing this fucking boys. Yeah, you got no bitches.
No offense of the Italians, no offensual the Italians. He says,
okay, great. Yeah. So Russa begs his dad to be like Flair
and he says, you cannot be like the nature boy Bruno, which would
have been way better off for him anyway. Well, or maybe like not
doing anything that's right, I would have been Maybe you should have got that
cable TV box. Really well. When you get money, you get the
cable TB. Flari says, Russo is a big, skinny little punk with
no muscles with a check book. Yeah. Um, Russo says he can't
control or Flarisas Russo can't control Flair, he can't control Staying Lugar or whole
Coogan. Yeah, and Russo wrote all these big checks, but in the
end, you still can't be like the nature boy. You can't be us.
Flaris says, the world title belongs to the old generation, super based
because this is tradition based. He's in this sport. Having this title is
all there is based. He's fitting. Fla says Russo is trying to live
his life vicariously through his son. And then Jeff Jerk goes out, I
don'tenough of this outlandis vaudeville crap. You are a notorious dead bedad. You
got my stolen property and I'm fixing a step in his ring and pull it
out of your ass. Victorious dead bee Dad is nuts? Sure you cover
that? Jaredsons nuts. I mean you can't touch Steiner. But Jared's promos
in WW were also fucking hilarious. They were awesome. Well, Flair and
Jared start fighting immediately when they get in the ring, and then crowbars here
and David Flair in wcw UK tours shirt. Well, he love that tour.
They're jumping rig Flair. But wait a minute, here he's here Anderson
with a log street dumb, But I don't know what the fuck is a
log for real? So Arne Anderson gets them all out and he's in the
ring with Flair and Flares on the ground, and Arne Anderson starts cutting promo.
Yes, he says that Russo woke up a sleeping dog last week.
He's not a morning person. He woke up grumpy. And Arne says,
I was retired and I was fine doing medio backstage shit, but I'm a
wrestler. Yeah, And the crowd said, yes, this is what I
do. That's right. Tells me. I come home, David and one
of my kids sitting on the floor lighting a fire. I don't worry about
women's groups staying in child abuse or the neighbors. I jerk his ass up,
I take my belt off and I tear his ass up. I said,
oh, Joe, okay, make sure every I just want to make
sure everybody understands what he just said, just because it's crazy. It is
nuts. So he jerks his ass, takes off his belt after jerking his
ass up, and he tears his ass off. That's what it's been style
that the whole generation that's truck Well, he's lucky didn't load up that glock
and put it on his head. That's what Alan Blaine would have did.
I'll tell you that much. Would have stuffed his ass full of gloss,
strap shirt and his ass, tear that ass up. Well, they're gonna
get it. They're gonna get a pizza Ran style. Yeah, he says,
logs and baseball bats are not the answer. You're right, he says.
You gotta first be a man to be a wrestler. And if you're
ever gonna be a wrestler, you gotta take that snake that's sitting in New
York and quickly and control your head. And you're oh for everything, new
Blood. And I'm telling you, Double Jay, you remember this. Huh.
Dustin Rhodes doesn't know the four horseman daunt his ass Platinum style. This
man is thirty four years. I'll get his af ten minutes. You're gonna
get fair horsemen style. Why did we need ten minutes for this because of
what fucking happens next? They could have just did the match here. You
had to understand the four Horsemen are very over in WCW. All right,
there's not there's not many acts that are over like this. You gotta give
them time. Fucking Flare and Arm do not change gear, they don't.
They just come out and what they're wearing. Oh, you want to keep
talking like that, jert off shirt off my ass or whatever I'm waiting.
That's what we do in deadline shirt jerk off your ass. That's not everything.
The logs over here, I'll tell you that. Brous in that ass,
I'll tell you that. Oh so we go to a pre tape Van
Heiro is here with a Sting mask in hell. I don't know where he's
here backstage Katering Okay, Piro says, doctor's office. Pray says, for
ten fucking years, Sting, you talk the talk now, can you walk
to walk? A reminder, Sting has been the world heavyweight champion. Vampiro
an undercar. Then everyone thinks it's just a Sting rip off. So he
burns the Sting mask and he tells him that he is going to take him
to hell. Yeah, he's ready, He's ready to taking him hell.
He's taking him down to the undercard brother. He's taking on the worldwide brother.
So now it's time for the stingtown hall. Yes, so Sting comes
out after Vampiro's promo. I guess it's after commercial and h Sting says music.
He said, Vampiro, thanks for pointing out that I've talked to talk
for ten years. But don't forget I've also walked the walk. Oh okay,
well that sells that. That's it, he said. I've been real
nice and real kind and real patient, and I'm real close to Vampire to
snapping, and perhaps I should even plow a gasket tonight. Vampire. I'm
gonna knock you out right here. So Vampiro comes to tear your ass.
I don't you off, same style, Steve style, no logs. Brother
Fi goes down the ram and he says, hey, Steve, Hey,
Steve, Steve eating does have the balls to put as a job. He
handcuffed him into cage, left it there to just Jill. I guess,
so what happened? You don't get the balls across the line and finish the
job because you know something, Steve, you miserable bass Steve, they'd still
be picking up fragments of your face off the front row. Or maybe you
just don't get it. Maybe there's a bity that likes me, Maybe there's
a bit of you inside that wants to be like me. But I promise
you something. Steve Chavanni's had enough at this point. On Jory, it's
sting, sting. I told you I was going to take you to hell,
and that's what I'm gonna do. And at the American Bash whatever it's
called whatever, the American Batch is like over the most elite sting respect of
all time. Yeah, yeah, he does. Love that fucker. At
the American Bash, it's gonna be an inferno match. And win that match,
you're gonna have to light your opponent on fire. Well, Stings response
is you're psycho. Definitely psycho, bonehead, nycho, have an inferno Matchy
to the Underguard. We go down there. You are teaming with Raven,
Go yeah, get out of here. I see he's coming and they need
someone to hang out with. You gotta go misfits or here we're sending him
down. You do his moves, and so he says, what are we
gonna torch each other? And Vmpiero said, yes, Steve, I am
psycho and Sting you don't a choice. He's talking to two different guys here.
I don't know what's going on. Well survives, of course he has
a choice. And then it shows a shot of the ring and some of
the ring ropes are on fire. I want to I want to make sure
we understand this. It shows Vampiro staring yes, waiting for time, Yes,
anybody to light these fucking ropes on fire. He is begging somebody amount
of time for sure, and they show it and it's it's not on like
it more looks like flames are leaking on parts of the edges of the ropes
and Sting is standing in the middle of the ring, hands on his hips,
looking very disappointed. And then at some point they give up on like
trying to hide the guy setting out on fire. They legit show a top
down shot. You can see two dudes on the floor with torches just going
across the ropes. The first fire. First fucking shot they showed there's a
guy with a torch right in front you. He just staying the fire.
Let me explain the storie. It's not just like a little lighter. It's
like a propane tank, like trying to light this ship. They must I
think they put the same flame retardant good that Cody Roses. Yeah, yeah,
it's great. Um. Staying, of course, already knows that this
feud fucking sucks. He's so over it, bro, you can store bro.
Historically, Vampiro hated this fucking feud and thought it sucked. Thought and
it ruined his career, he said, he said it ruined his career.
Yeah, say, ruined his fucking run. Um. And I don't know
if it has anything to do with Steve or Staying, as you would call
it either one. Um, but I will say that for a few that
was interesting on paper. This ship stunt like ass, and they do did
stick like shit and they do the the Inferno match at Great American Match.
I don't know have we watched that for anything? All right, Well maybe
we'll have to do that because it is a doozy um. So yeah,
So the Ropes are they give up, They give up, They keep going
like they do. Why the fuck didn't they just stop this feud? I've
been like, all right, we're gonna do something else with stings the biggest
three or four months. I swear to god it I feel like it doesn't
stop until like the end of like WW I swear, yeah, I feel
towards the end they're still fucking talking about this vampiro and well it's a legendary,
lifelong rivalry that they're trying to du No one gives a fuck, like
Sting get back in the upper but you'd Sting out there with fucking Lieutenant Loco
and these yeah, come on, man alee. Well they zoom in tight
on stings to not show the not on fire ropes. Sting takes his jacket
off and does the most like fuck you, like smacking his jacket against the
ropes to put out the flames that are already out, and then he gets
on the second rope, yells whoa, and then leaves through the ropes.
Now, what do you think the plan was for these ropes if they did
actually engulf them in flames? Like there's a match next. Oh yeah,
we don't care about that, you know, like we're just so good it
looks cool, you know. Well it didn't. Yeah, no, neither
of those things happened didn't. They're gonna blood bath them. You know.
Well, I think they had a couple of options here, and I don't
think any of them would have work. They probably with the blood bath.
The blood bath always goes wrong. The fire obviously didn't go fucking well either.
So yeah, well, I don't even know what was going on with
this s Do you think they ever tested it? They just do them?
No, no way, they tested ship pably right. Well, they probably
thought like, oh, well there's no you know, we got six fucking
huge blowtorches. It should be fine. The ropes will catch on fire.
Yeah wrong. Steve str said, you guys should prob test this. They
said, shut the fuck up. You're in an undercard feud with Vampiro.
We don't feel stuck with Vampiro. We're not listening to you until you're out
of this. You put me in this. We're not listening to out.
Yeah, whenever you get unbooked from this dow best you can get out with
us, you book me. I don't care. We gotta go talk to
Chronic. They got something to complain about, all right, we apologize.
Tony fucking guy engulfed in flames. Damn it, dud. The WW crew
sending him on fire. That's fucked up, man, Sorry about sorry about
that. So Shane Douglas tries to get Jeff Jarrett to help him by beating
the ship out of Flare in Arn tonight. Yeah, that's what he says.
He's a bitch off and Russo are gonna be pissed about this? And
Jared says, they're not gonna be pissed to me. I'm the chosen one.
That's just excuse. I'm the chosen one, so they won't be mad,
which is right, Yeah, that is right. And Shane says,
you can make this right. You gotta beat the shit out of Flare and
Arn and the new Blood are waiting on the bus and we're gonna get the
hell out of Dodge. Shane Douglas completely not watching any part of the show.
He was out there with hul Cogan earlier in the night, who was
holding the keys to the bus. Nothing came out. I got the keys,
brother, Yes, that he started the show with us, but we
forgot this already. So now it's time for Rick Flair and Arn Anderson versus
David Flair and Crowbar and Daphne. Maybe I don't know Okay, you need
to tell me wanted this match just because I got lost, Like I've never
been lost before. It's simply a three way dance two on one, three
on one handicap. Well, they fuck up immediately, James, Yes,
that's true. That's but not chronic style, right. Oh well kind of.
They fuck up immediately by playing Crowbar and David Flair's theme, but then
it changes to Rick Flair's theme, and then Flair comes out on his own
in the same outfit he just had on in a segment ago, so not
in his gear or anything. We're out of the Rick Flair gear era.
Then she's gonna assume that it played their music. They didn't come out,
then they played Flair's music, Flair doesn't come out, but then he does
come out, and it's because of what happens next. Oh so they cut
it and it doesn't make sense because of this, right, okay, because
they do show a shot at the back of David Flair and Crowbar and Daphne
all jumping on Anderson in the bag in the observer. By the the way,
I did see here that I think arn Anderson broke his foot like the
night before this on Nitro so that's why he's not wrestling here. That's crazy.
So he was meant to be wrestling here, and then they had to
figure out a way to write him out of the match instead of just making
a whole different man the worst of luck all the time. I know,
I know, I feel. He was always like I'm coming back. Fuck
could never mind. Yeah, So Jared then jumped Rick Flair on the stage
and they played Jared's music for a second. He's like already mid jumping on
you, and then they start playing it. The sound guy's really fucked up
to night. Yeah, you're right. So Flair is now beating the ship
out of Jared as he starts coming back in church shoes. Crowbar and David
Flair jump in and they jumped Flair as Daphne stands on the rope screaming in
the ring, dude, Rick chops Jared like all the way down the ramp.
It's just a chop, chop, chop to get down to the ring.
And then they ring the belt. So David Flair then locks in the
figure four on Ric Flair after they assault him. So Crowbar, David Flair,
Jeff, Jared, and Daphne are all whooping Rick Flair's while Charles Robinson
has already rung the bell and is watching and is okay with this four on
one freeway dance and cap elimination, tag submission Tornado Tag Texas Tornado. Oh
that might line up, James. So Jared goes for the figure floor on
Flair and then Flare well he pokes them the eye and then they stomp out
fucking uh Flair. And then David Flair puts the figure flour on Rick in
the middle of the ring. So this is meant to be I guess the
end of the match, but the Wolfpack theme hits. Kevin Nash in gear
comes to the ring and he's, OK, that's crazy here, Kevin Nash
for a run in is nuts. I just want people to realize that happens,
like one hand. Yeah yeah, maybe the only other time was when
he power bomb Jarrett last week, but he might have had a match on
that show. Yeah, that's nuts. So yeah, he comes out here
in gear, comes out to make the fucking same boots. Yeah for the
run. He might be in the match, he might be a participant.
He might have replaced Barton, I don't know. Uh so, Jared tries
to cut Nash off of the ramp. Nash annihilates him with a big boot.
It was awesome in the Okay, this is this is this is the
match, dude, big boot Jarrett with the big boot on the ramp.
At the same time, Rick Flair inside cradles Daphne in the ring and pins
her and wins the match. And they ring the bell. So Daphne was
in the match and she lost to Rick Flair. Yeah Cajun style, Yeah
yeah, yeah right inside CD Flair has officially a win over Daphney. I
didn't know she was in the match. She was as she always was from
the beginning. I don't think so. Yeah, well, well, because
you didn't listen to the rules when I was playing them. But anybody that
was podcast exactly the time of matches wasn't because I played it up. Well,
I'm wait him to hear back from them about what they thought this match
was, because I don't know if everyone got it. Maybe I'm the only
one. Oh yeah, well they only need to guess they know because I
don't. And Flair inside cradles Dafny and wins the match. Belt guess that
didn't write it down in the history books. Daphney took it out of Ric
Flair. Mike also went into an ambulance and lost the ambulance match as well.
And that's I guess that also happened. That's the question that a lot
of people have been asking and has been answering here to night. What happens
if you go into the ambulance he lose? That's been answered. Yeah,
there are you good? Um? So then Flair locks to figure four on
on Daphney. Dude, he locks the figure four on Daphney. At the
same time, Jeff Jarret gets in the ring hits Nash in the head with
a chair that bumps Nash. Rick Flair still has the figure four on Daphne.
Jeff Jarrett does not care. He is now parading around. Nash gets
up on his feet and then chases Jeff Jarrett to the back, and then
everyone has gone all of a sudden, except for Charles Robinson and Ric Flair
and Rick Flair, who looks like he is begging Charles Robinson to save his
life because he's about to have a heart attack. Yeah, what is that?
Why he collapsed on the ramp? Yeah, all right, I'm doing
maybe not, I don't know he was heartbroken that he had to inside grad
old deafy. Yeah, I think that record what he was really upset about.
He couldn't keep the figure four. Man, I really wish I could
have kept. That was all I wanted to do tonight in my dress,
shoes, yeah, church in Hawaiian shirt and slacks your protract So yeah,
man, not Nash chases Jared the back. Fucking dude. So Shane Douglas
and Jeff Jarrett are now running the back. Get in the new Blood bus
from earlier. Yes, Hogan took the keys from even on commentary today says
I thought Hogan had the keys. Shane is waiting for Jeff Jared to run
onto the bus. Jared runs onto the bus. They shut the bus door.
We all know, including everyone on this fucking bus, knows that they
don't have the keys. And apparently the entire new Blood is in this bus.
Yes, the entirety of the new Blood. But they were waiting for
Jared. He was the last guy, or so we thought until dude.
This is so fucking funny. So everyone is in theory in the new Blood
bus. Right, Kevin Nash is doing a slow walk towards the bus.
He's going to fuck these guys up who are trying to leave. All of
a sudden, someone else runs by, like is running up behind Nash,
and then behind him is Booker t. Sting and the rest of the Millionaires.
It's Chris Candido in a New Blood shirt. He missed the spot.
He is not on the bus. He's looking up and fucking flint steps them.
He double takes and he goes, whoa shit out of Hereda missing the
bus. They don't even say anything about it. Then, so the Millionaires
Club, the m I A, all the fucking boys are here and they
all go up to the bus and they get against the bus and I said,
no fucking way. And they're heaving, fucking picking the bus up,
and they flip the new Blood school bus over onto its fucking side. That's
awesome. It was awesome. I think they killed the new Blood. Well,
if they didn't, James, someone else was about too. This is
look I have never ever in my life. This might be one of the
craziest wrestling outros I've ever seen. And we can see a lot of crazy
wrestling outros. It's the craziest cliffhanger of all time. Right, yeah,
well you know, we had the one where Goldberg got handcuffed to the front
of buck and was gonna get fucking smashed. This is even better he was
gonna die. Yeah, this is better. This is better because it's even
more egregious than that. So the bus is flipped over on his side,
and you hear I said, there's you know what that means. There's no
fucking way, and I'm I'm looking at the camera. The camera's zooming in,
like okay, well maybe it's just there's nothing there, Like it's a
tease, right yeah, yeah, okay, maybe like okay, yeah,
the monster truck is coming, but it will let you show it. Oh
no, they show it. The Goldberg Monster truck comes in full fucking speed.
I mean it is going two hour miles an hour. It looks like
Legit whips around the corner of the fastest I've ever seen a vehicle in my
life, Goldberg Monster, which, by the way, Goldberg is apparently driving,
and I swear to god, he is two hare miles an hour straight
at the flipped over bus and they got it, and they go to black.
They fade the black. They don't show it. I said, nah,
it fades to black on the Goldberg monster truck killing the new Blood by
running them over at two hour miles an hour in a monster truck. Dude,
it is I could not stop fucking laughing. I couldn't believe it.
Flipped over new Blood school bus about to be ran over by Goldberg monster truck
driven by Goldberg. It is so loud. It's so funny. It is.
It is so loud. It is so funny. They ever show it,
They probably come back next week or something. Remember they did that with
Yeah, you're handcuffed on the dude, I cannot fucking believe. I couldn't
believe it. It was so goddamn funny, man, it was unbelievable.
Yeah, there was a lot going on here. This is no wrestling.
We've watched some fu dude, We've watched some fucked up episodes of Thunder.
This has got to rank up there, right, Yeah, and you know,
coming into this, we just watched it because you know, I had
Horse and Hulk on it. That was funny as hell. Yeah, somebody
were suggested on the Reddit and they said the Horse and Hulk are fighting.
I said, what, Okay, yeah, but this is like crazy.
There's a lot more to this and meet the I. Yeah, it's a
legendary in their school bus. School bus that the m A and and what
a goddamn show man, what a show. Unbelievable. This was what a
great show without Russo and Bischoff on it, right, Yeah, you're right.
Damn y'all got played up. Well, there you go. That was
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