Club 520 - Michael Blackson got PULLED OVER w/ Kevin Hart, meeting Ice Cube, Embiid & 76ers

The volume. 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:08.720 We back another episode of Club five twenty podcasts. I'm 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:10.920 the host. My name is DJ Wells. Special guests. 0:00:10.920 --> 0:00:13.200 To my left, we're gonna introduce my man's last To 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:15.560 my far left, we got my dog be here out 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:17.880 the breleies, my nigga be here. How you are today, man? 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:19.800 Cool? And now let's get to it. 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:21.840 Last time you had a ZIP to put you on 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:23.400 this episode, ship well left. IM gonna need you to 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:26.320 act like you got some sense in from the company. Yes, sir, yes, sir. 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:29.040 Don't speak of that too much. 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:31.080 But to my right, steal my dog young, not your 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:33.480 young team man, fresh off of flight. What's up man, 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:35.760 I'm a little terrible man. I'm so hyped man, one 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:37.440 of my favorite people on the building. Man, I told 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:39.240 you how many times I used to watch a movie 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:42.120 every single day, So I got some questions to ask 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:44.040 you that. But I might have to be here back 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:46.360 whenniggas had DVD players and only had two DVDs. 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:47.040 That's a fact. 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:51.320 Okay, we might have I can't remember if we had cable. 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:55.480 That what I'm saying, that's how he is. The t 0:00:55.640 --> 0:00:58.360 fail requests we hold him down. You'll be giving them 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:00.160 no love like you're supposed to. You had capable. We 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:03.840 all lost man to fuck it. 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:06.040 But to my left, we got a special guest man 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:08.040 blessed to start the year off of this guy. 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:10.600 Man, if you haven't seen him, then you absolutely suck. 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:15.200 One of the funniest people on earth, humanitarian, comedia philanthropist 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.200 of dog Michael Blacks. Appreciate you. Pull it up the 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:19.160 five twenty. What's some motherfuckers? 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:21.240 How you doing? 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:24.320 Man? I'm great, man, glad to be here. And we're 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:26.920 not gonna fix the ceiling. Man, it's a dropped ceiling. 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:30.720 What's going on here? Dropped it and we just moved 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:34.319 moved in, Okay, but now I'm glad to be here. Man. 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:37.679 Appreciate you guys. Not only that, y'all got a great show. 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:41.200 Y'all supporting my nonprofit. Appreciate the support for sure. Absolutely 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:42.960 shouts that out again. So people, you know what I'm saying, 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:46.759 motherfucker out. My nigga has helped me out. Put them 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:48.920 kids in school. Now I get teachers to teach them. Right, 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:51.600 the kids are teaching themselves, so now I got teachers. 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:56.280 Thanks for the check. Mother suckers like e we. 0:01:56.280 --> 0:02:00.680 Take everything, but you're talking about saying, event the place 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:02.160 like your boy Mike Man. 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:04.120 I know Mike is fixing the block. 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:06.360 Shout out to I'm in Indianapolis right now because y'all 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:09.080 don't know where Indy. Yeah, uh from here. I'm gonna 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:11.680 hang out my man Apps. You know, Mike fixed his 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:13.960 whole neighborhood up. I think he only fixed his house 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:16.880 and left everybody else shit fucked up. We're gonna find 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:17.280 out when. 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:20.079 We get there. Took all the PvP off force up exactly. 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:22.840 Nigga got a three min our house on a two 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:32.680 thousand dollars block. How that block is crazy? I just 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:37.440 know the area, but he's gonna have to refix everything. Yeah, yeah, 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:39.960 for sure, I won't check it out, but obviously in town. 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:41.600 You know what I'm saying, doing a little business as well. 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:43.720 I gotta start off with the frog question. What is 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:47.720 your most memorable or worst show You've ever had? A 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:50.480 most memorable and worst worse? Let me think about the 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:56.240 worst show ever. It had been like nineties, dang late nineties. 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:59.520 I remember it was doing the Dennis Rod meant era, right, 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:01.960 and I remember I was doing the shows. It was 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:04.519 actually the first time I started roasting motherfuckers So I 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:10.240 was performing on stage in Philly, Germantown area of Philadelphia, Philly, 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:14.080 what's up, motherfuckers, I mean Philly, performing this place called 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:17.760 Morgan's and my mum being on stage. I remember seeing 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:20.760 this girl in the front. She had like the blonde hair, 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:24.000 and Dennis Rodman had blonde hair back then, and I 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:26.200 called a Denise Rodman and the bitch got mad and 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:29.120 poor a drink at me. And I know I didn't 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:30.600 know how to react to this. I said, Okay, thank you, 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:36.240 good night. I can't perform when that's probably one of 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:40.520 my most memorable worst show, but it's all good. 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:41.760 Best show though. 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:46.560 Let me see us my stand up show, right comedy show, right. 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:49.320 Man, so many of them. 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:52.440 My favorite, oh my favorite had a band, the Martin 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:57.120 Lawns Tour. We just did. We did Vegas. Oh my goodness. 0:03:57.120 --> 0:04:00.480 I couldn't just I couldn't anything. I said, the mugs crazy. 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:03.160 So I remember that show very well. It was so good, 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:05.880 you know. I just I left early because I mean, 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:07.400 if I stay any longer, they're not going to be 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:09.360 laugh for the next comedian. So I'm like, they just 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:12.920 cutting nice and short and Martin Ars tour in Vegas 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:13.880 like two years ago. 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:16.200 That damn, that's not said. 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:17.839 I didn't even think about that, like you being in 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:19.160 the situation where you're like, let me. 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:24.280 Let me you know what I mean, that's going that well? 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:27.040 So is that like a bad feeling though, like because 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:28.880 you know, you know it's a good feeling. 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:30.640 But you know, at the end of the days it's 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:32.960 a team work because it's I wasn't the one closing 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:35.000 the show, was closing the show out, and I'll probably 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:37.200 give Hi another ten minutes, but I had another guy 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:38.359 that going had going after me. 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:39.800 I said, let me save something for him. 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:42.160 That's a tough checking would be any more money, but 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:46.000 I don't need to do too much. That's funny because 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:50.120 you ain't safe your backup no minutes exactly. No, I 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:53.240 don't want nobody else to play up to me shoot 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:56.080 all the ball, so I want you to be her 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:56.520 a long time. 0:04:57.560 --> 0:04:59.599 Yeah, that's crazy. 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:01.920 But also, man, shout out to you know what I'm saying, 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:04.400 TV show BT plus going on. 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:05.680 How hard was that to? 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:08.120 You know what I'm saying, get your own first show man? 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:11.080 That was you know what that had to do? More 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:14.000 like networking? You know, usually you went on your agents 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:18.240 to like make things happen. But you know, I just 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:21.159 in the years, I built a name for myself and 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:23.440 I decided to use my own name to just try 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:27.640 to get things done. I actually ran into Tyler Perry 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:30.320 the first time I ran into Tyler Perry. Actually, I 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:32.479 did a cameo in the movie he was doing with 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:37.000 Tiffany Haddich. It's called Nobody's Food, And I know I 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:38.960 was booked to do like a little cameo in the movie. 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:41.440 It was a scene in a movie where. 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:44.520 Tiffany just got out of jail and I went up 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.640 there to pick up somebody else from the jail, and 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:48.719 then she ended up getting me some pussy in the car. 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:51.520 It's gonna it was a wild scene, right. He was 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:52.120 a real uber. 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:59.000 Yeah, delivered dick, That's what I was. It's a while 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:02.040 so there's a scene, and you know I was, and 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:04.080 I pretty much ad lipped the whole movie, you know, 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:08.800 And I was on set for like freaking ten minutes done, 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:12.160 you know what I mean. And then it's so funny. 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:14.920 We're just talking about how you should leave some laughter 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:17.800 for the ordin be got my mother that night I 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:19.760 was it was in Atlanta. Asked you we did. We 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:21.800 did the Martin tour again. It was in Atlanta. This 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:24.359 time it was a guy that was going on after me. 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:28.800 I'm not gonna mention no names. And he wasn't one 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:31.840 going on after me, you know. Uh, he was new 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:33.440 to the tour. This was his first date. But this 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:35.880 guy's a beast. It's a comedian. We know him. Every 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:39.560 comedian know that he's a comedian's comic. And by that night. 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:41.840 I hit him hard that night, and I remember I 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:44.800 had to leave because originally I put they wanted me 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:46.400 to close the show out, but because I had to 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:48.400 go and film this movie with Tyler because Taler was 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:50.719 on set waiting on me. So he waiting on me, 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:52.840 and I'm like, okay, I went up there, hit him hard. 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:55.840 Boom boom, boom boom, got in the car. I'm being 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:59.480 driven to the Tyler Perry studio. And then ten minutes 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:01.280 later we got a call like, Mike and mother, when 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:03.160 I went after you, is getting booed right now? 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:04.719 I mean, he caught it. 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:08.239 This mothering probably can help performing Atlanta at it was bad, 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:10.720 you know, but yeah, that's when I went up there 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:13.240 and did my thing. And I was the first time 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:16.320 I ran into Tyler. Then went fast forward to like 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:21.239 twenty maybe nineteen. I went to this jay Z event 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:25.240 and at the hard Rock in Florida. He was doing 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:27.880 like his year elite nonprofit event where they raised money 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:31.440 for college or something he does. Everybody was there from Beyonce, 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:35.120 Meek and jay Z. Tyler was there, and I ran 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:36.560 into Tyler again. I'm like, hey, I just went up 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:38.560 to on myself. You know, I'm like, hey, I got 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:41.080 a show idea. He said, okay, good, take my number 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:42.320 and then I text him. 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:45.520 The next day. He connected me with his people at 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:47.720 the Tyler Perry studio and I went and met with him. 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:49.680 He said, you know, set up a point to meet 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:50.080 with them. 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:53.920 And prior to that, I've been trying to get my agents. 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:55.640 Like you know, I always wanted to do a show 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:58.680 where I play a teacher. As a kid growing up 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:02.360 in America, Nigga roasted me every day in school. I 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:06.720 got lit h Philly. In fact, before Philly was Jersey, 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:08.800 Jersey wasn't even worse. I was in Jersey for like 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:13.600 three years before I moved to Philly, and and even 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:16.160 Dan it was like some foreign teachers. The kids always 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:18.880 claimed them teachers. They had some Jamaican teachers or even 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:21.160 the African teachers. Them niggas caught it hard. I mean 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:23.920 the kids, and I'm like, I gotta save these niggas, right, 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:25.960 So I always wanted to do a show where I 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:29.120 like these fucking kids. I'd be a teacher and I 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:32.319 got a revenge for every foreign teacher they ever thought 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:35.760 a badass fucking school right, all them hood scoose all 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:36.280 you mother. 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:38.079 Fuck I hope you're watching punk. 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:44.760 He's a prodigal. He went to waan on me. We 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:46.719 would have got all your ass too. Went away you 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:51.000 that showed that weekends. Coo, nigga, I don't get now. 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:53.800 I wesh it the purpose. I wished the niggas a 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:55.200 ro so I couldn't like their ass. 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:57.200 Something story. 0:08:57.520 --> 0:09:00.600 I'm gonna finishing you in the sect'll be bad. Keep 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:06.400 the same energy when I come back. So what I said, Yeah, 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:08.680 so I always wanted. I mean I have, like for 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:10.840 the past seven years. I always I even shot a 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:14.600 little pilot one time on a teacher show where you know, 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:16.560 I get the class and I'm dressed crazy and the 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:18.680 kids lighting me up, and then I just took turn. 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:22.719 Let all them kids up, and kids you know what 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:22.920 I mean. 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:27.920 Back fuck them kids, shout Anthony Edwards, send the video. 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:28.600 We'll get back to that. 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:31.600 Nigga's a whole lot of niggas won't get back. 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:39.520 To you to the video. Yeah. 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:44.720 So I met with his team and then we talked 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:49.040 about the show, you know, and and then then the 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:51.960 pandemic happened. We don't I don't hear ship back, so 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:54.199 why you know? And I never wait on nobody, you 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:55.680 know what I mean. So I just went to try 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:58.840 to get another show idea. I met another team, we 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:01.480 put some other ship to get the picture, this other 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:05.400 show to BT. He's just like, yes, you know, came 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:07.840 on board, read to make it happen. And right before 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:10.920 I signed the papers, Tyler Studio called me up like, hey, man, 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:13.160 the show we talked about, read to make it happen. 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:15.000 I'm like, fuck, So now I have to decide what 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:15.959 I want to go with. 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:19.600 But I'm choosing, you know, Tyler's studio, because Tyler got 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:21.839 the billion dollars. You know, you got everything going on, 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:24.200 you know what I mean, you can't go wrong. And 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:28.280 we went up there and made it happen. Man, the show. 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:29.839 If you ain't seen the show, yes, It's called The 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:32.760 Michael Blackson Show on BT Plus. It's something I always 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:35.200 wanted to do. Get a chance to roast students back. 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:38.959 For every foreign teacher in the world that all this 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:42.280 ever frontaer ever came to America that got roasted. This 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:46.360 show is for you money, all the French motherfuckers, African 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:50.120 Jamaican teachers, all your foreign teachers that these fucking kids disuspected. 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:51.880 I did this show for all you want to for. 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:54.880 O to your old meeting doing miss Jones hype right now. 0:10:55.840 --> 0:11:02.040 A foreign teacher, Yeah, trying to worry files to be cool. 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:03.120 But she's from. 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:13.839 Poor Lady tea. Poor lady is a terror. Shout out 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:15.560 to her. She gave me a. 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:19.120 Hat to retake her class. When I was a senior, 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:20.160 it was a freshman class. 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:20.800 I was fishing. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:25.160 Damn you love bit Jones too. Yeah, you're singing the 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:29.160 ninth grade class. You didn't go there like the yellow buses. 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:39.400 That's worse, ain't Now let's take it back to how 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:44.480 you Lincoln with Q for the Friday Ice cute my nigga? Yes, man, 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:48.920 let me see, that's a crazy story to man. So 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:52.480 the last job I had last my clocked into a 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:55.959 job was an airline job. A lot of comedians had 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:58.360 that job because they got to fly for free, you 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:00.600 know what I'm saying, So you get to, like, you know, 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:03.400 in your days off, go wherever you want. So last 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:05.120 job I had in Philly, I had worked for the 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:07.640 airline and then on my day off, I fly to 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:10.560 La just go hit the stage. And it's one particular 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:12.840 time I went on stage. It happened to be the 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:15.640 same night the Ice Qube came out to watch Mike 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:16.800 for the first time. 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:20.199 And then I happened to be performing that night. 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:22.240 And then when I was done and he came to 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:24.360 see Mike EPs A playing to do Next Friday. 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:24.800 I didn't know. 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:26.880 I didn't know they was doing our Next Friday project. 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:29.960 I just remember performing, and I remember like the next day, 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:32.520 you know, the guy that was hosting the show, this 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:35.400 guy Torri hit me up like, hey, some people here 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:39.480 asking about you know you auditioned it for Next Friday. 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:42.520 I'm like, what the fuck is that? I didn't realize 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:45.160 was the sequel to Friday. And I got the script 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:47.360 and I you know, looked at it and I had 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:49.600 to go back home, of course, and then come back 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:52.840 like a week later, to audition, and the week before 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:59.240 the audition was when everything goes wrong, you know, before 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:02.880 the audition. In fact, a week before the audition, something 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:05.560 crazy happened. Right was this is Philly, This is like 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:11.560 nineteen ninety nine. January of nineteen ninety nine, Me, comedian 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:13.920 named Buck and Philly, another guy named Terray and a 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:17.720 comedian named Kevin Hart. Right, four of us driving to 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:21.400 New York to do a show. Right before we got 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:23.080 in a car to do the show, we all met 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:26.320 at a location and then we all decided to get 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:28.080 in the wrong fucking car. You know what I mean, 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:29.840 my car. I didn't want to put miles on my shit. 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:32.160 I'm like, no, nigga, I just got my car and 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:34.040 I put Miths on there. Fuck you mother, fuck us. 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:36.880 Cavshit was some piece of shit. Wasn't getting hit car? 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:42.360 Terray had no fucking car. Buck had the nicest car. 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:45.240 His car is like a maybe a nineteen ninety five 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:48.400 Nissan Maximum, low miles looking good. 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:49.080 Good guys. 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:51.160 You know, we're like, yeah, we won't get in this car. 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:54.200 But we also forgot that Buck is the most illegal 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:57.120 person in the group. This nigga, everything about him is 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:59.920 not real. I don't think his mother is his real mother, 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:05.640 A right nigga. Long story short this We later found 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:07.720 out this nigga had a license plate on his car 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:12.640 that belonged to another car so Philly. Back in the day, 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:14.439 when you get a lot of tickets on your car, 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:16.360 you just report the play stolen and then you get 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:19.200 a new plate. That way you do on toyo car. 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:21.360 So the play he had was a plate that somebody 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:24.120 else reported stolen in the past, So that plat is 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:24.520 on the car. 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:25.120 We on the. 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:29.280 Turnpike, maybe thirty minutes from New York, were in Jersey 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:31.400 around Nork, New Jersey, the same place I was. I 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:35.800 spent my first three years state trooper behind us, and 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:37.960 mind you, I should have known something was wrong because 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:41.480 before we started driving, Buck was like, I'm not feeling well, Mike, 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:43.960 you drive, I'm like, oh, you know, I'm like good, yeah, 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:45.600 I drop you a nice car, and not thinking this 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:50.120 nigga got me driving because the papers ain't right. Were 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:53.840 driving state trooper behind us, I'm like nervous. I'm like 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:56.680 I never had no state trooper behind me before, you know, 0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:59.120 I don't know what to do. I'm freaking twenty one 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.680 years old. If that so, I'm like, oh, ship, okay, 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:06.320 it's what we're gonna do. So he said, Mike Man, 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:09.040 just just like Mike, just drop straight, don't put no attention, 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:11.600 just drive and the next thing the light is on 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:14.120 and then they're like pull over, you know. And then 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:17.200 we pulled over. They pulled our guns on us, had 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:19.040 guns on all of us, like, get out the car 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:21.960 because the ready license plate, the right license plates came 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:23.360 up Stolling property. 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:26.640 So the thing the cars stolen anything is a license plate. 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:30.320 They like, get out the car, drive our hands up, 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:32.800 walk backwards. I'm like, I don't even know the nigga. 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:36.880 I just got hit. Nigga, you know, I'm I'm like walking. 0:15:36.920 --> 0:15:39.280 It's like Mike, you don't get shot, Mike, I'm make 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:42.280 a long shit. That got us all on the ground handcuffs, 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:46.040 you know. And then they're like while we're on the floor, right, 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:50.520 I'm right here the nigga with the car on the 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:52.920 bitch ass nigga that got us in trouble. He next 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:55.360 to me like your mic man, if they ask you anything, 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:57.200 telling them my name is azis white. 0:15:57.240 --> 0:16:00.200 I'm like, who the fuck is the white? Said? 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:02.320 Who caused it? I said, Buck Buck who Buck Wow? 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:05.680 This nigga right here, this car right. 0:16:06.760 --> 0:16:15.040 I know somebody before tell you a story, Get on, 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:18.000 I said, Buck Wow. 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.840 The niggas, so we have Cavin laughing, everybody cracking the 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:26.200 fuck up. This nigga got like fake counterfeit money in 0:16:26.240 --> 0:16:28.680 his pocket. There's a whole lot of shit going on 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:31.040 this niggas. So they're like, okay, well what's going on? 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:31.840 Who car? 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:34.800 Where y'all going to. I'm like, We're going to New 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:37.080 York to do a show. I'm a comedian, sir. My 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:39.120 hair shots are in the trunk right, So they're still 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:41.960 laughed about that ship. To Today's Mike, your headshot might 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:50.440 give a fun about your head shots from the rest. 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:53.400 My head shots are in the trunk off your marketing, 0:16:54.200 --> 0:17:00.000 you know. So they're looking ship up. Buck got counterfeit money, 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:01.680 you know, he took that ship through the way. 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:02.680 Cop. 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:06.040 Then cop, you realized, oh Cops, dumb ass cop, like, yo, 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:07.679 I think you threw your money by asking to get 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:11.080 a ship back to the nigga. Right his nigga like, motherfucker, 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:12.240 I'm trying to get rid of this ship. So he 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:15.639 put it back in his pocket, cuffed us up all 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:17.520 the gout us all four of us in the same cell, 0:17:18.040 --> 0:17:20.760 you know, while they figured everything out. And then while 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:22.640 we're in the selle, this nigga still got this money 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:25.439 and hum here in the bathroom chewing money, trying to. 0:17:25.440 --> 0:17:26.360 Get rid of the evidence. 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:28.280 Right, his mother alled green through my your guys, I 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:29.880 knowed how to help me eat this money, I said, nigga, 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:33.480 fucking anybody hungry, motherfucking somebody, sure you know, God damn money, 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:38.480 you know, and shit and change, Fuck you motherfucker. So eventually, 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:41.280 you know, the figure everything out, and uh, we was 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:43.640 in there for like four or five hours. We all 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:47.480 went home, kept the car, of course, and then we 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:49.840 got home. But then we had a court date. And 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:52.080 the day of the court date was the same day 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:54.760 I had to be an l for my audition. So 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:57.160 me and calv the only ones that like rented a car, 0:17:57.359 --> 0:18:00.320 drove to Newark, New Jersey, went to court. You know, 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:02.119 they threw the ship out and then I flew we 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:04.360 draw back and then I was in writing the time 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:06.800 I got the thirty minutes to catch a flight to 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:09.919 make my audition. You know, when God flew took that 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:12.920 little five and have our flight went up there hype 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:16.560 the ship and killed the audition and then next you know, 0:18:17.840 --> 0:18:18.399 got the movie. 0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:20.600 Okay, tell them your favorite part of the movie. 0:18:20.840 --> 0:18:22.760 So when you when he asked you, have you been 0:18:22.800 --> 0:18:27.000 chewing on the CD and shit, you start laughing, Oh yeah, 0:18:27.160 --> 0:18:29.439 because it wasn't me and app like you know, prior 0:18:29.480 --> 0:18:32.119 to that. I mean, we known each other for like 0:18:32.280 --> 0:18:35.240 this is like ninety nine. We known each other six 0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:38.320 years already, so we used to add libbing. 0:18:38.440 --> 0:18:39.800 You know what I'm saying. We lived. 0:18:40.000 --> 0:18:42.639 Let me tell every every line we said was our 0:18:42.680 --> 0:18:44.520 own line. The only thing I was in that script 0:18:44.520 --> 0:18:47.040 that we said that I said was I can't get 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:48.720 jiggy with the ship. That's the only thing to write 0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:51.840 us rope. Everything else was me and my just going 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:54.480 at I watched that movie so many times I noticed 0:18:54.480 --> 0:18:55.760 you laughing. I'm like this, nigga. 0:18:55.920 --> 0:18:57.480 It was shocking to me, like it just came out 0:18:57.480 --> 0:18:57.919 of nowhere. 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:00.560 So I kind of like try top and I tried 0:19:00.560 --> 0:19:02.920 to change series at the same time, go back into 0:19:03.000 --> 0:19:04.320 like acting mode. 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:07.520 I was crying, but people at some point notice that. 0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:09.440 But I mean, Doug, I mean when I watched it 0:19:10.119 --> 0:19:11.840 when it was finished, and I went and watched the 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:14.760 finished cut because they had like a session where all 0:19:14.760 --> 0:19:17.119 the actors get to watch what we did. I was like, 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:19.400 I didn't even like what to pick. That's how much 0:19:19.720 --> 0:19:20.880 much better ship that we did. 0:19:21.200 --> 0:19:22.919 Damn much better. 0:19:22.760 --> 0:19:24.800 Much funnier ship. I'm like, what, why did you choose 0:19:24.840 --> 0:19:28.600 this part? And you know that's because I'm guarantee you 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:30.560 ice Cube was not in the editing room. I was 0:19:30.600 --> 0:19:32.560 not in the editing room. When they shoot a movie 0:19:32.560 --> 0:19:34.280 and they senter to the editor, the editor is not 0:19:34.320 --> 0:19:36.679 even then. When they're shooting the movie. His goal is 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:39.200 to get the best angles and the best this and that. 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:42.040 Fuck the jokes. There's just more angles than that. And 0:19:42.080 --> 0:19:44.840 I think that's what the editor was looking at instead 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:52.640 of looking at jokes. What the niggas really care about volume, Well, 0:19:52.720 --> 0:19:53.920 he'd be just going for angles. 0:19:54.000 --> 0:19:57.320 Yeah joke. 0:19:58.080 --> 0:20:03.800 Prior life you heared angles, Yeah angles, get the jokes? 0:20:09.320 --> 0:20:11.360 All right, But obviously we know you know what I'm saying. 0:20:11.400 --> 0:20:13.080 That is a Hood classic? 0:20:13.400 --> 0:20:16.320 All right? What's your your favorite Hood classic? Go through? 0:20:17.119 --> 0:20:20.480 Probably don't be a minus man, don't be. 0:20:22.920 --> 0:20:26.480 Who I mean, I gotta give it to Friday. I mean, 0:20:26.560 --> 0:20:28.720 I like comedy, don't give my menage? 0:20:28.840 --> 0:20:31.919 Was I mean men. It was very very intense, you know. 0:20:32.800 --> 0:20:35.560 But my fans when they see me, their favorite of 0:20:35.600 --> 0:20:42.040 all thing was Repo y Repo Classic. It's my favorite 0:20:42.040 --> 0:20:45.600 low budget for low budget can that was platinum to 0:20:45.760 --> 0:20:49.119 B Man, people asking, that's why you put it on 0:20:49.160 --> 0:20:49.680 two B Man. 0:20:49.760 --> 0:20:52.840 That big black girl in that movie hilarious. But you 0:20:52.880 --> 0:20:56.439 know Lesslie and about in Live, Yeah, shout out to us. 0:20:57.240 --> 0:20:58.000 She was hilarious. 0:20:59.359 --> 0:21:02.119 And they think that I casted that whole movie. The 0:21:02.160 --> 0:21:05.280 only more person I didn't cast was Cat because I 0:21:05.320 --> 0:21:08.960 think he hit him up and then pay him for 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:12.960 his old saying in one day. I remember that damn yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:21:13.600 --> 0:21:15.480 because I cast that. I know where everybody got paid 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:20.400 in that that ship watching watch because I had to. 0:21:20.320 --> 0:21:22.480 Tell him what it was gonna get paid, you know 0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:22.760 what I mean. 0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:25.240 I was like, Okay, I'm like, let's get this person, 0:21:25.280 --> 0:21:27.879 Let's get that person, let's get this. I casted the 0:21:27.960 --> 0:21:30.000 whole ship, you know what I mean. I went't called 0:21:30.000 --> 0:21:33.199 because we talking about Leslie. You know, when I hit 0:21:33.240 --> 0:21:38.359 her up, I said, hey, Leslie, I needed I need 0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:40.680 in this movie, and then she read a scrap. She's like, 0:21:40.920 --> 0:21:43.760 I'm supposed to be a ugly girl. I'm like, you know, 0:21:43.760 --> 0:21:48.400 you're ugly. Come get this check, Come get this ugly check. 0:21:51.440 --> 0:21:52.639 She mad at me to today. 0:21:55.920 --> 0:21:59.480 She had a legendary part of that man shout out 0:21:59.320 --> 0:22:04.480 a big leg is some neighborhood classic. Next Friday, Next Friday. Yeah, 0:22:04.480 --> 0:22:08.040 I watched it a four thousand times, damn for real. 0:22:08.480 --> 0:22:10.640 Now that's the only movie we had on the funniest movie, 0:22:11.000 --> 0:22:11.400 and I just. 0:22:11.400 --> 0:22:13.919 Ran it over and over. I can name that whole 0:22:14.119 --> 0:22:17.480 I could say the whole movie for real, Next Friday. 0:22:17.760 --> 0:22:20.520 But I think I think Friday After Next came too fast? 0:22:21.320 --> 0:22:23.560 I think so, do you think I'm it was like, 0:22:23.960 --> 0:22:27.920 first of all, Friday was nineteen ninety five, Next Friday 0:22:28.040 --> 0:22:30.680 was two thousand five years later, and a year later, 0:22:30.720 --> 0:22:33.600 Friday after the Next game out He's on that bag. 0:22:34.320 --> 0:22:37.960 Yeah, I think captain too fast. That's probably why it didn't. 0:22:38.000 --> 0:22:41.200 It don't get as much because nobody talked about Friday 0:22:41.200 --> 0:22:43.840 After Next being the favorite. It was funny, though. It's 0:22:43.840 --> 0:22:45.760 one of the best Christmas movie ever. Though, one of 0:22:45.760 --> 0:22:48.880 the best Christmas, the best hood Christmas movie at least 0:22:48.920 --> 0:22:52.600 for sure, that's number one. Yeah, that's definitely Ricky Smiley 0:22:52.720 --> 0:22:55.000 being that skinny ass Santa Claus, one of the funniest 0:22:55.240 --> 0:22:55.600 on earth. 0:22:55.840 --> 0:22:59.359 Yeah, now speaking about though, have girl ever put a 0:22:59.359 --> 0:23:01.480 baby on your man? 0:23:01.800 --> 0:23:04.080 My goodness, it's probably the first time I talked about 0:23:04.080 --> 0:23:07.800 this before. I know, I talked about to my ade man. 0:23:07.880 --> 0:23:10.760 I've had I've had one big scare. 0:23:11.200 --> 0:23:11.400 Uh. 0:23:12.800 --> 0:23:15.560 You know, my youngest kids are about to be seventeen 0:23:15.600 --> 0:23:18.040 in March, you know what I mean. So Mike is 0:23:18.240 --> 0:23:23.160 very ain't out there reckless, you know. But I did 0:23:23.240 --> 0:23:28.920 have a scared four years ago, maybe five years ago. 0:23:29.560 --> 0:23:32.960 It was a chick I was. 0:23:33.240 --> 0:23:36.720 I was, I met, you know, I just became single, 0:23:37.720 --> 0:23:39.320 you know, and then I was kicking it with her 0:23:40.640 --> 0:23:42.000 and this girl I remember, hush. 0:23:42.119 --> 0:23:42.320 You know. 0:23:42.800 --> 0:23:44.480 The funny thing about it, I was so dumb because 0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:47.320 she told me she was a dancer, and I wasn't 0:23:47.320 --> 0:23:50.200 thinking because nobody, no real stripper gonna take your strip, 0:23:51.080 --> 0:23:52.639 you know, they let you kind of like find out 0:23:52.720 --> 0:23:54.480 later on you. But she told me she was dancer, 0:23:54.480 --> 0:23:56.200 while my dumb man s thought this mother was a 0:23:56.280 --> 0:24:01.040 ballet dancer. Oh, you know, like uh for Chris background, Yeah, 0:24:01.359 --> 0:24:04.200 that's that I wasn't thinking about, like Pat the coochie, 0:24:05.359 --> 0:24:08.520 oh and all that other stuff, right, night shift. Yeah, 0:24:08.640 --> 0:24:12.320 I thought you before midnight. For a second, anything of 0:24:12.440 --> 0:24:16.160 the midnight is not good. Anybody working after midnight, it's 0:24:16.240 --> 0:24:21.520 no good. So herself she was. 0:24:24.040 --> 0:24:27.000 Shout to the graveyard. 0:24:28.040 --> 0:24:29.639 Somebody got to do go ahead. 0:24:30.480 --> 0:24:36.480 So it was so remem my dad, uh, and we 0:24:36.640 --> 0:24:39.119 bet on I g if I'm not mistaken, and then 0:24:39.160 --> 0:24:41.640 I think I just you know, we decided to meet 0:24:41.680 --> 0:24:49.520 up in atlant Everything that happens in Atlanta Atlanta, and 0:24:49.560 --> 0:24:50.240 that's why I met her. 0:24:50.280 --> 0:24:54.040 And she looked cool. You know, did you check your neck? 0:24:54.720 --> 0:24:55.399 Me check your neck? 0:24:55.520 --> 0:25:00.520 For she had a whole baby, nigga. So one thing 0:25:00.560 --> 0:25:02.720 about she was she was this girl was dance. She 0:25:02.720 --> 0:25:05.840 was very hard working girl. She was dancing, going to 0:25:05.880 --> 0:25:08.800 school and then had a whole daughter. So she was 0:25:08.880 --> 0:25:12.359 very responsible, you know. And I think her the baby 0:25:12.400 --> 0:25:14.880 dad was in jail. So the last thing this girl 0:25:15.000 --> 0:25:17.120 needed want it is calling me, not let me. Let's 0:25:17.119 --> 0:25:26.080 talk to on the phone. Yeah, mikey, Mike, Mike, what's 0:25:26.119 --> 0:25:28.080 up about the sucker? I'm here with your people is man, 0:25:31.080 --> 0:25:32.600 I'm at the part now, I'm not there. I'm at 0:25:32.600 --> 0:25:35.960 the podcast. I'll be done it like fifteen minutes. I'm 0:25:36.000 --> 0:25:40.440 not there yet I see soon. Okay, yeah, got that's 0:25:40.440 --> 0:25:42.000 not too much with me that one o'clock. That's why 0:25:42.080 --> 0:25:44.000 hitting me up. So what was I talking about? The 0:25:44.040 --> 0:25:48.000 girl telling about Edwards? Right, okay? Yeah, so she had 0:25:48.040 --> 0:25:49.960 like I said, she had a she was going to 0:25:50.000 --> 0:25:53.560 college dancing at night, and the whole had a whole 0:25:53.640 --> 0:25:55.560 daughter and the baby that he was in jail. The 0:25:55.680 --> 0:25:59.440 last thing this girl ever wanted was another kid. She missed, 0:25:59.440 --> 0:26:02.320 he stressed completely. A baby was the last thing I 0:26:02.359 --> 0:26:06.399 was on money. Right, So this is like maybe a 0:26:06.480 --> 0:26:09.119 year later off me, you know, seeing her or whatever. 0:26:10.720 --> 0:26:16.520 She she was supposed to wear and got bb app 0:26:17.800 --> 0:26:20.000 tummy talk. Who was gonna got tummy talk? She had 0:26:20.000 --> 0:26:23.120 a little gut, so she went to get a tummy talk. 0:26:23.400 --> 0:26:26.080 And when she wanted to go get a tummy talk, 0:26:26.119 --> 0:26:28.680 first you got to take our test whatever. And she said, 0:26:29.240 --> 0:26:30.680 so she can't get it done. She can't get a 0:26:30.720 --> 0:26:32.200 tummy tuk down. I said why, she said, He said 0:26:32.240 --> 0:26:39.080 she's pregnant. I'm like, oh, snap, okay, I said, you've 0:26:39.119 --> 0:26:47.159 seen somebody else, she said. She said, uh, yes, but 0:26:47.200 --> 0:26:49.080 you're the only one to you know, I do unprotected 0:26:49.119 --> 0:26:53.600 with she said, right, And I said Okay, no problem. 0:26:53.680 --> 0:26:55.800 And then you know she's like, I don't worry. I 0:26:56.000 --> 0:26:58.840 don't want to have no kid anyway, you know. So 0:26:59.280 --> 0:27:01.760 you know, she me back like a week she says, 0:27:01.800 --> 0:27:03.720 you know, she said she went to the clinic and 0:27:03.760 --> 0:27:05.240 she just ain't it looked at dirty. She didn't like 0:27:05.280 --> 0:27:07.800 the way it looked. So you know, she decides she's 0:27:07.880 --> 0:27:11.320 changed her mind. I said, okay, you know, and me, 0:27:11.440 --> 0:27:14.919 I always looked at kids as blessing always, you know, 0:27:18.520 --> 0:27:22.000 And at that particular time, around that time, my oldest son. 0:27:22.720 --> 0:27:25.240 I have an oldest son who's like twenty five. You know, 0:27:25.280 --> 0:27:28.359 he lived with me when he was he moved to 0:27:28.440 --> 0:27:32.320 Cali with me like tenth to eleven, twelfth grade, and 0:27:32.359 --> 0:27:34.120 when he got out of when he was during high school, 0:27:34.160 --> 0:27:36.680 he Mike, he just never listened much at all, hung 0:27:36.720 --> 0:27:40.879 out the wrong crowd. Mike, he's smoking, We end up spoken, 0:27:40.960 --> 0:27:43.800 some kid too, fucked himself up mentally, you know what 0:27:43.840 --> 0:27:44.120 I mean. 0:27:44.119 --> 0:27:45.680 And he will never be the same, you know what 0:27:45.720 --> 0:27:45.959 I mean. 0:27:46.080 --> 0:27:48.040 Because of that, I'm like, know what, And then she 0:27:48.080 --> 0:27:49.760 always she knew she was it was a boy. 0:27:49.880 --> 0:27:50.200 Whatever. 0:27:50.359 --> 0:27:52.159 I'm like, you know, maybe that's God just giving me 0:27:52.200 --> 0:27:54.399 a new Mikey, you know what I'm saying. 0:27:54.440 --> 0:27:56.800 So I didn't. It didn't bother me yet. I didn't 0:27:57.240 --> 0:27:57.760 kids to me. 0:27:57.840 --> 0:28:00.679 If somebody came and said she's ten kids, I'm like, 0:28:00.760 --> 0:28:01.840 come on, mothersucker, let's go. 0:28:02.640 --> 0:28:05.560 That's how I am. But I love kids, so I'm 0:28:05.600 --> 0:28:05.760 like that. 0:28:05.880 --> 0:28:08.520 At the same time, I knew she was only keeping 0:28:08.520 --> 0:28:11.480 a kid because she thought it was mine. And because 0:28:11.480 --> 0:28:13.840 you already are stressed. You never even you know, you're 0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:16.840 too busy for a baby. You doing it now because 0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:21.240 you're looking at the bag, right, But it's okay. I 0:28:21.480 --> 0:28:25.440 it didn't bother me, so then you know, I guess 0:28:25.480 --> 0:28:28.960 that's like seven eight months pregnant. And she's like, she 0:28:29.000 --> 0:28:31.879 could actually take a Porternity test to make me feel comfortable. 0:28:31.880 --> 0:28:35.240 Why you sede feel pregnant? I'm like that don't sound 0:28:35.480 --> 0:28:37.680 that sound too new school to me. Let's do the 0:28:37.760 --> 0:28:41.200 right way. Yeah, let's let when the little nigga come out, 0:28:41.360 --> 0:28:43.760 let's go, you know, swipe this guy's mouth or whatever 0:28:43.880 --> 0:28:45.560 plug is. But whatever we gotta do to find out 0:28:45.560 --> 0:28:48.880 the nigga's minds are not you know, you gotta be 0:28:48.880 --> 0:28:53.240 a better practicing now. 0:28:53.320 --> 0:28:58.240 Whatever they gotta do, right, So and then. 0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:02.040 So we had appointment for him to go down there, 0:29:02.080 --> 0:29:03.920 like and now a week before my apportment, she hit 0:29:03.960 --> 0:29:07.160 me up and like, you don't have to come. I 0:29:07.200 --> 0:29:10.960 guess she made the other person took a test. Oh man, 0:29:11.000 --> 0:29:13.880 it was it was their damn. So I'm like, okay, 0:29:13.960 --> 0:29:16.240 I thought what happened, you know, But it was the 0:29:16.240 --> 0:29:18.560 biggest relief of my life because I'm like, I knew 0:29:18.920 --> 0:29:21.200 she was She wasn't doing it because she wanted. She 0:29:21.320 --> 0:29:24.440 was doing it because she was trying to life eighteen 0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:27.480 years back. So I was like, thank you Jesus Christ 0:29:28.040 --> 0:29:28.560 saving me. 0:29:29.000 --> 0:29:29.160 Man. 0:29:31.320 --> 0:29:33.880 That's probably that's that's about that, you know, that's about 0:29:33.880 --> 0:29:38.720 the biggest you know, baby scared ever And talking about Edwards, right, you. 0:29:38.680 --> 0:29:41.880 Ain't push you ain't push a hundred k through nah 0:29:42.040 --> 0:29:42.640 nah ain't it. 0:29:42.640 --> 0:29:44.719 But you know with him, if he's able to get 0:29:44.760 --> 0:29:46.440 over with a hundred K, he should be happy. But 0:29:47.440 --> 0:29:50.120 if that we know that girl ain't no dummy. She 0:29:50.120 --> 0:29:52.800 ain't taking one hundred cares gets you. She get one 0:29:52.880 --> 0:29:56.440 hundred K a month for eighteen years, so why would 0:29:56.480 --> 0:29:58.160 you do that. She ain't gonna do that. She ain't 0:29:58.160 --> 0:30:00.000 gonna do that, So be ready to gonna be a daddy. 0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:02.960 But that's that guy, not he's gonna be your daddy. 0:30:03.000 --> 0:30:05.160 But I'm about to be an uncle too. I'm about 0:30:05.160 --> 0:30:07.160 to be I'm tired of girl listening. I beat then 0:30:07.200 --> 0:30:10.480 uncle the baby. You know I will I take it 0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:14.560 to your opportunity meetings, okay, because everybody gets you moving in. 0:30:15.360 --> 0:30:17.520 We're family now, we're family. In fact, you know what 0:30:17.520 --> 0:30:21.680 I mean, Edward. You're not treating us right. That's why 0:30:22.320 --> 0:30:23.880 when I first saw it, I thought it was a hunt. 0:30:23.920 --> 0:30:25.400 I thought it was a million dollars. It's a one 0:30:25.440 --> 0:30:29.200 hundred grand. I'm like, nigga, please a man dollars. Maybe 0:30:29.280 --> 0:30:31.920 she might even though that's that's just one year of 0:30:31.960 --> 0:30:35.000 support for her. A man dollars. Yeah, what you got 0:30:35.040 --> 0:30:40.480 three hundred million? It ain't that nyrous night Germany. Okay, okay, 0:30:40.800 --> 0:30:43.000 it ain't a night rais in US dollars. Okay, it 0:30:43.000 --> 0:30:48.280 ain't no pestos. But anyway, you just became my daddy 0:30:48.280 --> 0:30:54.000 of an Instagram baby, my brother and braise the baby, 0:30:54.040 --> 0:30:56.560 and just hope he becomes something because you're pending one 0:30:56.600 --> 0:30:58.640 hundred grand a month. That nigga that be a president. 0:30:59.240 --> 0:31:02.920 You come as a cand I'll be very upset. You 0:31:03.040 --> 0:31:04.560 pay that kind of money for a kid and nigga 0:31:04.640 --> 0:31:07.720 like a crack I'm not nigga. I'm taking you to court. 0:31:08.400 --> 0:31:10.800 This nigga costs me one hundred grand a month and 0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:12.720 now he'll crackhead all. 0:31:12.600 --> 0:31:13.320 My ship back. 0:31:14.520 --> 0:31:18.720 Facts, bro, stay, Oh yeah, some of your kids. 0:31:19.840 --> 0:31:21.520 You know we've been bullshit for too long. We're gonna 0:31:21.520 --> 0:31:23.600 get this right. Well, I wouldn't you know, I'll be 0:31:23.720 --> 0:31:25.680 I'll be hurt. I played one hundred grand. 0:31:26.440 --> 0:31:33.840 Yeah, come in a crackhead, that's crat in the corner. Yeah. Sure, 0:31:35.360 --> 0:31:36.320 but we know, we know. 0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:38.040 You're a Philly man. You know what I'm saying. You 0:31:38.240 --> 0:31:40.960 unfortunately are Eagles fan. You know what I'm saying. What's 0:31:41.000 --> 0:31:42.520 going Yeah, you know you know what it is. We 0:31:42.520 --> 0:31:44.680 already talked about this, Misten man. When you go from 0:31:44.680 --> 0:31:47.280 the super Bowl, it's hard to go back. So every 0:31:47.520 --> 0:31:50.800 obsequence is against you. Ain't don't know where you at. 0:31:51.560 --> 0:31:54.200 A lot of teams, besides the Chiefs and the Patriots, 0:31:54.880 --> 0:31:56.520 a lot of time after the Super Bowl, they just 0:31:56.600 --> 0:32:00.080 usually collapsed. Nothing happens, you know, nothing much happens after that. 0:32:00.240 --> 0:32:03.239 So I'm not giving up on the Eagles yet. You know, 0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:08.840 they Logeler hurtslander out here. Huh, Lodengler hurts slander out here. Yeah, 0:32:09.160 --> 0:32:11.560 don't you know what he's no, no, no to think 0:32:11.600 --> 0:32:13.160 about jailing Hurst. 0:32:13.160 --> 0:32:15.240 I mean he got two hundred something million. 0:32:15.760 --> 0:32:17.840 He earned that from, like, you know, the three years 0:32:17.840 --> 0:32:19.200 he got the team to the playoffs. 0:32:19.240 --> 0:32:22.000 You know, even look at the pretty dude niggas making like. 0:32:23.560 --> 0:32:25.840 You're making what them guys make a game, You make 0:32:25.880 --> 0:32:28.000 it one hundred thousand dollars for a year, and look 0:32:28.040 --> 0:32:30.000 what he's doing to the team. So you know, when 0:32:30.000 --> 0:32:32.320 their back comes, they're paying you for what you already did. 0:32:32.520 --> 0:32:34.800 So they're paying jailing In, paying for what he already did. 0:32:35.640 --> 0:32:35.840 You know. 0:32:36.080 --> 0:32:37.880 So he just got that money. Prior to that, he 0:32:37.920 --> 0:32:40.560 was making what a million dollars two three million a year. Yeah, 0:32:40.600 --> 0:32:42.880 he was a round pick, but he just he just 0:32:42.920 --> 0:32:44.959 got to just see, you know, he'll get it together 0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:47.800 because what got him what he was is not making mistakes. 0:32:47.840 --> 0:32:49.560 And the last three games he made a lot of 0:32:49.600 --> 0:32:52.800 mistakes and hopefully, you know, it could wake him up, 0:32:52.920 --> 0:32:55.000 you know, but it's supports at the end of the day, 0:32:55.040 --> 0:32:55.840 who cares man? 0:32:56.400 --> 0:32:59.280 Everybody to give au you give him for up? 0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:02.840 What's your favorite feel your favorite Philly is my everything 0:33:02.920 --> 0:33:07.840 Philly from seventy six or sixers, Eagles, Flyers, Phillies and 0:33:07.920 --> 0:33:09.680 we all got well, I mean we're all having a 0:33:09.880 --> 0:33:12.680 very tough years. I mean the Phillies almost go through 0:33:12.680 --> 0:33:15.320 the World Series. I mean then they went last year 0:33:15.360 --> 0:33:17.600 they lost. The soccer team went to the finals, loss 0:33:17.640 --> 0:33:20.600 Eagles in the finals, loss Sixers. We can't even go 0:33:20.680 --> 0:33:23.080 past the second round? What's up with m B man? 0:33:23.240 --> 0:33:25.560 We know, you know like that, but what's up with 0:33:25.600 --> 0:33:26.080 the playoffs? 0:33:26.120 --> 0:33:26.800 Man? Like y'all? 0:33:26.880 --> 0:33:29.000 Yeah, they just he finds with the choke man that 0:33:29.080 --> 0:33:31.240 second round. The first round is no problem. In the 0:33:31.280 --> 0:33:34.080 second round, they just find a way to choke. 0:33:34.200 --> 0:33:34.400 You know. 0:33:34.680 --> 0:33:37.000 I think God got been out of there and now 0:33:37.120 --> 0:33:39.600 it was the excuse now you know, and we'll see 0:33:39.600 --> 0:33:41.400 what happens. They got James out of there too, now 0:33:41.560 --> 0:33:45.920 no more excuses. Yeah, I mean, you know, James, James Hardener. 0:33:46.360 --> 0:33:49.520 She's had to find the perfect place for him, hopefully. 0:33:49.840 --> 0:33:51.760 I mean I think they won like seven out of 0:33:51.800 --> 0:33:56.360 eight games, right. I'm a James Harden. I'm a fan 0:33:56.440 --> 0:33:58.600 of him, you know, like I and I like to 0:33:58.640 --> 0:34:01.520 see a guy like that win somehow so you know, 0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:05.160 it's unfortunate, but hopefully he found the home. 0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:06.120 You know. 0:34:07.400 --> 0:34:10.160 Yeah, I hope you win in l A too. I 0:34:10.200 --> 0:34:12.600 won't rustle to get the NBA championship me too. That's 0:34:12.920 --> 0:34:15.440 that's why I want to win a championship. Yeah, yeah, definitely, 0:34:15.480 --> 0:34:18.600 nobody deserve it more. And I'm still still mad about 0:34:18.600 --> 0:34:22.360 that whole separation from Oklahoma City man off of one game. 0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:25.000 I mean, they had that ship in the back, three up, 0:34:25.120 --> 0:34:27.399 three games to one, and then they lose a game 0:34:27.480 --> 0:34:29.600 to the Golden State all of a sudden, Now you 0:34:29.680 --> 0:34:32.520 go join them, niggas. That's crazy because we might not 0:34:32.600 --> 0:34:35.640 even talk about a Golden State dynasty. 0:34:35.200 --> 0:34:35.960 If that happens. 0:34:36.200 --> 0:34:38.200 Because I think the winner that Serious Winter Championship. I 0:34:38.200 --> 0:34:39.839 think that Okay See team was probably be. 0:34:41.480 --> 0:34:42.160 Is stuck in there. 0:34:42.760 --> 0:34:45.279 You know, but it's free agency, mother, so off of 0:34:45.280 --> 0:34:47.440 you all kinds of money, you're gonna got to get 0:34:47.480 --> 0:34:48.320 the bag at the end of it. 0:34:48.320 --> 0:34:50.160 There's a business man. You ain't trying to live in 0:34:50.160 --> 0:34:55.439 Oklahoma City either, but not. I mean it was cool 0:34:55.760 --> 0:34:59.240 when it was there. It was I mean, I think respect. 0:34:59.560 --> 0:35:02.399 I think our team you could make anybody could make 0:35:02.440 --> 0:35:06.520 a city pop Seriously, you put Lebron in Cleveland, Cleveland 0:35:06.560 --> 0:35:06.920 is popping. 0:35:06.960 --> 0:35:10.080 Now Lebron's gone, Cleveland is now like Oklahoma. You know 0:35:10.080 --> 0:35:10.440 what I mean. 0:35:10.719 --> 0:35:14.080 You put anybody anywhere and they would make that city pop. Okay, 0:35:14.080 --> 0:35:16.680 So he was popping when them guys were there, that's 0:35:16.719 --> 0:35:17.080 the fact. 0:35:17.320 --> 0:35:17.560 Yeah. 0:35:17.600 --> 0:35:19.319 So I mean even like I mean, think by back 0:35:19.360 --> 0:35:21.560 in the day, Reggie Miller, he had the city popping 0:35:21.600 --> 0:35:22.360 with basketball. 0:35:22.719 --> 0:35:25.279 Turn now you guys are kind of getting back. Tell 0:35:25.360 --> 0:35:28.319 him again, Tell him again, Jim Miller era. 0:35:28.440 --> 0:35:30.800 Man, that was that was an era. Man, guy, you 0:35:30.880 --> 0:35:34.399 had some good games. Are you a readie fan? I'm 0:35:34.560 --> 0:35:37.200 I'm a basketball fan. You know, I remember Reggie. I'm 0:35:37.200 --> 0:35:39.320 talking about we just like, oh the god nineties. I 0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:42.239 remember actually when they came played the six US one night, 0:35:42.280 --> 0:35:45.240 and I remember that night. I was just starting comedy 0:35:46.000 --> 0:35:49.520 and they went to this place, this one club that 0:35:49.840 --> 0:35:53.239 they came to, and manw BA was playing the long 0:35:53.280 --> 0:35:56.359 time ago. I'm hanging out them dudes like back, It's like, 0:35:57.040 --> 0:35:57.680 how old are you? 0:35:59.360 --> 0:35:59.799 Listen? Man? 0:36:00.040 --> 0:36:04.080 Forgures on our age, we don't know our age. I 0:36:04.160 --> 0:36:06.839 wasn't when I was born. I was born in a backyard. 0:36:07.440 --> 0:36:12.120 Nobody wrote ship damn nobody know. I asked my mom 0:36:12.160 --> 0:36:13.880 the other and said, Mom, how old a my ceo 0:36:13.920 --> 0:36:17.359 between nineteen and one hundreds? Pick a age? The fuck 0:36:17.440 --> 0:36:21.400 up my face. When you was born, you saw a doctor. 0:36:21.480 --> 0:36:24.640 When I was born, I saw a goat. I said, nah, 0:36:24.680 --> 0:36:29.880 he said, and man, So yeah, man, I'm gonna be. 0:36:30.080 --> 0:36:32.000 I'm gonna live forever. Don't worry about my age. When 0:36:32.040 --> 0:36:35.120 the fuck out, I'm gonna see every generation ninety years 0:36:35.160 --> 0:36:36.279 when I be looking just like that. 0:36:36.360 --> 0:36:39.040 You can be all old and krusty. Motherfucker. You're a 0:36:39.040 --> 0:36:41.880 brgrap frame my own people who ain't we ain't got nothing. 0:36:43.520 --> 0:36:46.840 That's buddy yourself. That's my that's my soccer age. Know, 0:36:46.880 --> 0:36:49.600 Africa got a soccer age. Them niggas cam maybe thirty 0:36:49.640 --> 0:36:52.680 years of my nineteen nigga. Now we got some people 0:36:52.719 --> 0:36:57.560 to come here, Hooper said, high school. When they come 0:36:57.560 --> 0:36:59.160 about the country, Man, they could do whatever. 0:36:59.640 --> 0:36:59.920 Do this. 0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:02.399 I hain't thirty, and then bones start hurting. Okay, maybe 0:37:02.440 --> 0:37:06.919 I'm not nineteen. Matter of fact, he knows, so he 0:37:07.400 --> 0:37:12.320 prefer to like six eight, and you won't maker. Yeah, 0:37:12.800 --> 0:37:15.320 it could be twenty four hours when I was on songboard, 0:37:15.320 --> 0:37:16.320 who else al dupo. 0:37:17.520 --> 0:37:19.880 What's holiday? No? Not? 0:37:19.920 --> 0:37:25.400 Ho is that it? Milwaukee? Oh, y'all are youngest is 0:37:25.880 --> 0:37:31.120 thirty nine years old. Buck niggas my twenty eight. His 0:37:31.280 --> 0:37:35.640 brothers nigga twenty His brother's fifty five years I went 0:37:35.680 --> 0:37:37.120 to a high school night, JERARDM nigga. 0:37:37.320 --> 0:37:40.040 How old does it be? It means by ninety seven. 0:37:41.640 --> 0:37:46.200 That's a sports age twenty eight after the power motherfucker 0:37:47.600 --> 0:37:50.920 security one. I'm sinitching all Africans man for all of 0:37:50.960 --> 0:37:53.719 your niggas. Yeah, and be you at ninety seven. I 0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:57.239 know your grandfather mother. He hold it down for y'all. 0:37:57.239 --> 0:38:00.799 Though now he's trying. Hey we we time. We are 0:38:00.840 --> 0:38:04.760 like twenty and eight, you know we s MAXI playing 0:38:04.760 --> 0:38:09.879 great too? Sorry's Maxican having a got to pay now? Yeah, 0:38:09.880 --> 0:38:12.279 they got right to give him that money. They had 0:38:12.280 --> 0:38:14.279 a little two on the mill very soon. But that's 0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:16.520 a fact. That's crazy that that's right now. And I 0:38:16.560 --> 0:38:18.880 don't think do you think this Piston is gonna win 0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:22.920 another game? I hope they don't. Why because you hate them? 0:38:23.000 --> 0:38:24.200 Hunh it's just funny to see that. 0:38:24.400 --> 0:38:27.360 You see them. They ruined our championship. Yeah, so fucked 0:38:27.400 --> 0:38:29.680 him from back in the day. Yeah when I have 0:38:30.280 --> 0:38:32.399 sure enough did we was gonna win the chick. 0:38:33.040 --> 0:38:36.439 Yeah, we got y'all did go one year y'all st 0:38:36.440 --> 0:38:38.839 the Lakers, right, Yeah, we couldn't be shocking Coby. 0:38:39.200 --> 0:38:42.080 Yeah, but I saw you about before shock Arrow. You 0:38:42.160 --> 0:38:42.640 had a chance. 0:38:42.760 --> 0:38:46.160 Now we had when Steven Jackson that world piece all 0:38:46.200 --> 0:38:47.600 them was it that? Yeah? 0:38:47.640 --> 0:38:52.040 I was fighting, yeah, yeah, it was a baby I was. 0:38:52.640 --> 0:38:56.280 I was in high school more that. Yeah, everybody was fighting, 0:38:56.320 --> 0:39:00.879 but but the coaches. It was a rumble. Regident fight 0:39:01.600 --> 0:39:06.880 that Regie fighting. Reggie built like a cracke. You go 0:39:07.000 --> 0:39:11.000 up there breaking half. You just stop that. He don't 0:39:11.040 --> 0:39:17.480 hurt him, stop beating him like that. That's verylf Man. 0:39:18.000 --> 0:39:19.879 Before we get up out of here, Mike Man chang 0:39:20.120 --> 0:39:22.360 people what you got going on? Promoter show BT plus, 0:39:22.440 --> 0:39:25.160 Michael blackshon that's right, and Michael Blackson show BT plus. 0:39:25.360 --> 0:39:28.839 Uh So what we shot, we shot like pilots. So 0:39:29.239 --> 0:39:32.200 when you come to doing a TV shoot pilot pilot 0:39:32.280 --> 0:39:34.759 is a show you shoot, you air it. If people 0:39:35.000 --> 0:39:37.080 like it, then they shoot more. So we shot four 0:39:37.120 --> 0:39:40.759 episode pilots or watch it. If y'all like it, then 0:39:40.800 --> 0:39:43.239 we'll shoot more. So it's up to your fans going 0:39:43.239 --> 0:39:46.080 to watch the show and you know, posting and talking 0:39:46.080 --> 0:39:48.920 about it. Hey, this show's funny, and I'm very hard 0:39:48.920 --> 0:39:51.000 on myself. So if if if I say the show 0:39:51.080 --> 0:39:52.800 is good and it's being a comment, I'm telling the 0:39:52.840 --> 0:39:54.400 show you're gonna love it. I think it was one 0:39:54.440 --> 0:39:58.160 of my best work and and a lot of fun 0:39:58.360 --> 0:40:00.640 add most of the whole ship. You know what I'm saying, 0:40:00.680 --> 0:40:03.960 So watch your show besides that, you know, I mean, 0:40:04.120 --> 0:40:05.880 like I said, shout out to these guys for supporting 0:40:05.880 --> 0:40:06.560 my nonprofit. 0:40:06.640 --> 0:40:07.920 You know, you know my goal. 0:40:08.440 --> 0:40:12.800 Education always been my thing because in America, school is free. 0:40:13.239 --> 0:40:15.960 You know, Africa, it ain't free. 0:40:16.000 --> 0:40:18.480 They have some government schools, but even with those you 0:40:18.560 --> 0:40:20.600 still have to pay for certain things and a lot 0:40:20.600 --> 0:40:23.480 of kids can't afford uniform, they can't afford little books 0:40:23.480 --> 0:40:25.239 and none of that. So I went back home and 0:40:25.280 --> 0:40:27.160 built a free school in the village for the kids, 0:40:27.239 --> 0:40:29.279 and I want to keep doing more. 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