Revisiting WWF RAW 1999 The Rock “This Is Your Life” Segment, WWF Unforgiven 1999 Fall Out, Tag Team Title Open Challenge

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<v Speaker 1>Mmmm three one four three point one four Maybe a
<v Speaker 1>little pie for the boys.
<v Speaker 2>Today we are talking about WWF raw is War September
<v Speaker 2>twenty seventh, nineteen ninety nine. The Rock invents Poon Tang Pie.
<v Speaker 1>That's true. Oh my god, you got it? What the hell?
<v Speaker 1>That's exactly what happens, of course in this episode of
<v Speaker 1>raw it is this is your life with the Rock,
<v Speaker 1>legendary episode that did an unbelievable raiding for Rawl at
<v Speaker 1>the time. And uh we somehow haven't covered this already,
<v Speaker 1>so why not on this illustrious pie episode of the
<v Speaker 1>Deadlock Podcast.
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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get into WWF Raw is War for
<v Speaker 2>September twenty seventh, nineteen ninety.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, what a month, what a year, what a time
<v Speaker 1>for the WWF. A lot takes place on this episode
<v Speaker 1>of Raw, not a lot of wrestling, but a long
<v Speaker 1>days places on this episode. But before we get into
<v Speaker 1>this episode of Raw where the Rock does a thing
<v Speaker 1>or two and about his life, let's see what was
<v Speaker 1>going on with the world of wrestling at the time
<v Speaker 1>with the Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer September twentieth,
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety nine, just one month after numerous public announcements
<v Speaker 1>of Taz real name Peter Sirinerca signing a three year
<v Speaker 1>contract with w That was like a big thing, especially
<v Speaker 1>the Observer, a tide like everyone wanted to know everyone's
<v Speaker 1>real names. So that's what'd you get, Peter, Old Pete
<v Speaker 1>the Human supplex Machine. Peter signing a three year contractw
<v Speaker 1>comes the revelation that Taz is expected by all parties
<v Speaker 1>involved to inca deal with the WWF. The current EASONB
<v Speaker 1>champions expect drop the title imminently, with the most suspecting
<v Speaker 1>the title change will take place on the August nineteenth
<v Speaker 1>pay per V show We'll be staying WITHW through December
<v Speaker 1>thirty first, after a series of agreements that went down
<v Speaker 1>involving Paul Hayman, Taz, and Vince McMahon. The matches schedule
<v Speaker 1>with Taz versus Masato Tanaka, but it is widely expected
<v Speaker 1>that it will turn into a three way, although it
<v Speaker 1>isn't clearly the third person of all will be other
<v Speaker 1>than it definitely won't be Sabu or RVD and that A.
<v Speaker 1>Hayman still believes the biggest money program over the next
<v Speaker 1>year is VANDAM chasing the title for months who was
<v Speaker 1>originally programmed as being Taz. So that's funny because we
<v Speaker 1>legit just watched the e B pay per view that
<v Speaker 1>all this kind of surrounds. We watch Anarchy Rules ninety
<v Speaker 1>nine on the Patreon that's up now in the ten
<v Speaker 1>dollars and above tier, and Taz is on the way
<v Speaker 1>out of here. So yeah, So I guess he had
<v Speaker 1>a three year deal with ECW and then like a
<v Speaker 1>year into it, he's no longer going to have that deal. Here,
<v Speaker 1>it does say while both Taz and Paul Hayman have
<v Speaker 1>agreed to try and keep the breakup amicable, publicly since
<v Speaker 1>they have nearly three months to work together behind the scenes,
<v Speaker 1>Obviously there was tremendous friction lead to this. The attempt
<v Speaker 1>was to keep the story quiet until after the title
<v Speaker 1>changed hands. When I wrestling nothings stays quiet for very long.
<v Speaker 1>Apparently the scenario for the title change had been agreed
<v Speaker 1>on by all parties and this won't end up like
<v Speaker 1>the Brett Hart situation when he was a lame duck champion.
<v Speaker 1>Uh do have source indicate Haas and his agent when
<v Speaker 1>they went back to the company complain above being tired
<v Speaker 1>of Hayman's dishonesty in dealings and expressed the intentions that
<v Speaker 1>he wanted out. I just I that part. I just
<v Speaker 1>can't believe. No, there was a ton of publicity. Actually,
<v Speaker 1>it was a major national news story, Meltzer says over
<v Speaker 1>the past week about the guy who was offering to
<v Speaker 1>auction off one of his kidneys on eBay. He says,
<v Speaker 1>why don't you know it? It turned out to be
<v Speaker 1>Bobby Rogers, a South Florida independent pro wrestler who at
<v Speaker 1>one time made an offer to Paul Hayman that he'd
<v Speaker 1>legitimately allow his finger to be cut off on one
<v Speaker 1>of his shows. Hayman did not consider this. Now, my
<v Speaker 1>question is why didn't he consider?
<v Speaker 2>It would have been gimmick infringement on the Messiah.
<v Speaker 1>They have he XPNW is feuding with the heavier suit,
<v Speaker 1>so that is fuck true. Raven's contract release from WW
<v Speaker 1>also included a clause that he couldn't say anything disparaging
<v Speaker 1>about the company. One of the reasons he's claimed that
<v Speaker 1>his Easy to Be contract could come close to his
<v Speaker 1>lucrative as the WCW deal he left behind is because
<v Speaker 1>even though his base is barely half, his deal includes
<v Speaker 1>provisions where he shares in any potential E to W
<v Speaker 1>growth over its current level. What a genius paull him
<v Speaker 1>is signed Raven and said you you get stuck. Oh
<v Speaker 1>that's good. I'm sure that'll work out well. I see
<v Speaker 1>ECW surviving the next two years at the very least. Apparently,
<v Speaker 1>Brett Hart bumped into the dog road Dog on a
<v Speaker 1>plane and asked him why he said he wasn't that
<v Speaker 1>good of a wrestler. Road Dog denied, ever, saying.
<v Speaker 2>Because you suck.
<v Speaker 1>You tapped out to the sharpshooter, like that's the word
<v Speaker 1>of that dog.
<v Speaker 2>That was a sketchphrase.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I was trying to catch up there. I missed
<v Speaker 1>that one. Yeah, it really didn't leave the plane. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he said. I looked around and nobody popped for it,
<v Speaker 1>so he just let it go. He should have tried
<v Speaker 1>it on TV.
<v Speaker 2>And that's the dog's bar, Jim doug and smiled over there, all.
<v Speaker 1>Right, Jim. In other w CW news, the Demon the
<v Speaker 1>Demon versus Vampiro feud, which is totally off the books now,
<v Speaker 1>was scheduled to go like this Demon was to be
<v Speaker 1>revealed as the son of the Devil who had turned
<v Speaker 1>good because he turned his back on his father, the Devil.
<v Speaker 1>Vampiro would be revealed to have been sent down or
<v Speaker 1>up or however the geography goes to Garner revenge. They
<v Speaker 1>were going to build for a showdown on the New
<v Speaker 1>Year's Eve pay per view show where Demon would toss
<v Speaker 1>Vampiro in to a vat of holy water and when
<v Speaker 1>he got out, he'd be a change to a new character.
<v Speaker 2>So does he get like a world title shot after that?
<v Speaker 1>You're thinking, like, I mean, like, there's more at play here.
<v Speaker 1>This is the son of the Devil. You're worried about
<v Speaker 1>the world heavyweight title. There's like layers here that are
<v Speaker 1>more important than that fucking stupid title. And that's the
<v Speaker 1>word of that. Hey anybody, Hey damn, I see you
<v Speaker 1>over there, No you don't. From The Observer, September thirtieth,
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety nine. East of You took some risks but
<v Speaker 1>largely hit the jackpot with its Anarchy Rules Paper event
<v Speaker 1>on September nineteenth from the Odium Theater in Villa Park, Illinois.
<v Speaker 1>Van Dam Versus Johnny Smith was originally to finish the show,
<v Speaker 1>but Paul Himan decided apparently a few days ahead of time,
<v Speaker 1>feeling that Smith was unknown and that another quote unquote
<v Speaker 1>wrestling match wasn't gonna get over that late put it
<v Speaker 1>in better known Ball's Mahoney as a brawler in a
<v Speaker 1>late angle to take his place. So, as I mentioned,
<v Speaker 1>we watched this for the Patreon You should go watch
<v Speaker 1>along with us on patroon dot com Slash Dead luckyw
<v Speaker 1>But we were very confused when we found out that
<v Speaker 1>rv D versus Johnny Smith was meant to be the
<v Speaker 1>main of it of the show, and it seems like
<v Speaker 1>everyone was confused at this decision, and there was it
<v Speaker 1>was just legit supposed to be like just a good
<v Speaker 1>wrestling match. There was no other real reason, which is fine,
<v Speaker 1>just for a main event, it seemed odd.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it turned out to be RVD versus Balls.
<v Speaker 1>Mahoney, Yeah right, which I enjoyed.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought. I thought Balls did a great job.
<v Speaker 1>Meltzer did not, right, he was not as into it
<v Speaker 1>as we were, But nonetheless I did enjoy it. I'm
<v Speaker 1>not too sure about Johnny Smith. Maybe somebody knows if
<v Speaker 1>he was kick ass or something. Maybe we'll have to
<v Speaker 1>watch one of his matches for watch this and then
<v Speaker 1>I'll bury.
<v Speaker 2>Him js Smith.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and last couple of things here. Observer from October fourth,
<v Speaker 1>ninety nine, a twenty minute long segment spoofing a famous
<v Speaker 1>television show of the past called This Is Your Life
<v Speaker 1>on the Rock, drew a mind boggling eight point three
<v Speaker 1>to nine quarter For the night, Rawl did one of
<v Speaker 1>its best marks in history, a six point seven to
<v Speaker 1>seven rating. Nitro did a three point zero three. The
<v Speaker 1>San Francisco forty nine Ers versus Phoenix Cardinals game on
<v Speaker 1>ABC drew a thirteen point twenty.
<v Speaker 2>Eight Wow Phoenix Cardinals.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, That's why I was like, oh fuck, this
<v Speaker 1>is pretty cool to bring up here.
<v Speaker 2>They ain't got any quand BOLDI yet, Larry Fitzgerald, where's
<v Speaker 2>Carl Warner?
<v Speaker 1>Right? Right, guys, I mean, I mean, what was the
<v Speaker 1>ratings when they were on? Had to be shit in
<v Speaker 1>my house, they were high as fuck you Nielsen Box
<v Speaker 1>removed from your house because they would send you the
<v Speaker 1>pamphlet and you'd write, there's a lot of fucking people watching.
<v Speaker 2>Oh ESPN, NFL two K five were selling out every arena.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, all those guys got trade to the to
<v Speaker 2>the Panthers.
<v Speaker 1>But that's a whole nother conversation like this one. James
<v Speaker 1>w SI to be prelim wrestler. Dave Burkehead wrestles on
<v Speaker 1>the Indies. This is just a fucking thing he just
<v Speaker 1>put here. I just I don't know why, but Dave
<v Speaker 1>Burkehead wrestles on the Indies under the name Knuckles Zandwitch.
<v Speaker 2>Kick Ass.
<v Speaker 1>With a Z of course Knuckles nice. I hope he's finish.
<v Speaker 2>Was the tape fist it's probably a fretbuster. Yeah, you're
<v Speaker 2>probably right, powerbomb all right?
<v Speaker 1>He does the rings a sack, all right, buddy. Last
<v Speaker 1>thing here and an equally humor story on the wa
<v Speaker 1>f bite this show. The British Bulldog claimed that until
<v Speaker 1>recently that he met with McMahon, he never knew that
<v Speaker 1>Brett Hart had refused to do the job at Survivor series.
<v Speaker 1>Meltzer then goes in crazy here Autumn. Meltzer says, let's
<v Speaker 1>get this straight. Did he miss all five hundred showings
<v Speaker 1>of Wrestling with Shadows? Did he forget about everything that
<v Speaker 1>went on the week leading up to the match that
<v Speaker 1>he personally witnessed. Did he forget that he himself was
<v Speaker 1>one of the wrestlers who during the week Warnhart not
<v Speaker 1>to lay down on the mat for fear of being
<v Speaker 1>fast counted. Did he forget about Earl Habner swearing on
<v Speaker 1>his kids' lives about not fast counting Brett? Did he
<v Speaker 1>forget that he injured his own knee breaking up the
<v Speaker 1>Busmadge fracas between Vince and Shane and Brett Hart. You
<v Speaker 1>knows I did?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean I could totally understand British Bulldog not
<v Speaker 2>remembering any of that. I don't even know at this
<v Speaker 2>point if British Bulldog like knew where he.
<v Speaker 1>Was at, like on this show, Yeah, on this show right,
<v Speaker 1>Like it was pretty rough.
<v Speaker 2>Like watching him go through this stuff.
<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest, where's my fucking title shot? Game Boy
<v Speaker 1>just standing there like, yo, we gotta get through this,
<v Speaker 1>Like oh fuck this guy. This is bad. But that
<v Speaker 1>is it for the observers. Now let's talk about Monday Night, Row,
<v Speaker 1>September twenty seventh, nineteen ninety nine.
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get into raw is War. We have
<v Speaker 2>a cold open here, unforgiven recap going over who is
<v Speaker 2>the current WWF champion coming out of the pay per view.
<v Speaker 1>This is the post show of golf course of unforgiven.
<v Speaker 1>They did the six pack Challenge for the first time
<v Speaker 1>at the pay per view with Mankind, Triple H, British Bulldog,
<v Speaker 1>Big Show, Caine and The Rock courtesy of WWF Magazine.
<v Speaker 1>I always like this. I think we've talked about it before,
<v Speaker 1>but the you know, the mix of stills to not
<v Speaker 1>show finishes. But there's still some footage as well in there.
<v Speaker 2>On Core pay per views used to be a big deal.
<v Speaker 2>People bought the shit on Core pay per views, so
<v Speaker 2>I can totally understand why they did that.
<v Speaker 1>The striking referees attack during this match because this is
<v Speaker 1>the time where the refs were on strike, which was
<v Speaker 1>a parody of the umpires I believe going on strike
<v Speaker 1>during baseball season at this time. So the referees are
<v Speaker 1>striking and they are also here to stand up for
<v Speaker 1>a stand up against anyone that was crossing the picket line.
<v Speaker 1>So they attack scab referee Jimmy Corderiz, whoop his ass,
<v Speaker 1>They stomp him out. Austin's now the ref because I
<v Speaker 1>think he might have been the special enforcer for this.
<v Speaker 1>Rock hit the people's elbow, but Bulldog hit Rock with
<v Speaker 1>a chair, and then Austin hit Bulldog with a chair,
<v Speaker 1>leading to probably a lifelong of problems. Triple Ah hits
<v Speaker 1>the betteritor on Rock and wins, and then Triple H
<v Speaker 1>taunts Austin and gets a stunner for his trouble. So
<v Speaker 1>Austin's back, Triple Ah's champion for the second time, and
<v Speaker 1>we are looking to set up no mercy coming up here.
<v Speaker 2>We have another cold open here. Vince Bigmahn is addressing
<v Speaker 2>all the referees and he tells him, yeah, you guys
<v Speaker 2>have your jobs back, man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Like so he Vince just got reinstated as well
<v Speaker 1>because of Austin. I don't remember exactly what the situation was,
<v Speaker 1>but it was. Vince said, I'll give you a title
<v Speaker 1>shot if you get me reinstated. I'm assuming Austin had
<v Speaker 1>that power to do so.
<v Speaker 2>He was probably wearing the corporate tie, ah, which.
<v Speaker 1>Of course gives them all this stroke, not that stroke.
<v Speaker 1>He's later on the show and Vince says, gentlemen, we
<v Speaker 1>have addressed agreement. Says I believe in every single one
<v Speaker 1>of them, and come to terms. And you have all
<v Speaker 1>the authority you need to do your jobs. But it's
<v Speaker 1>important that you seize the authority, take control of these
<v Speaker 1>matches and athletes, and the WBF will back you up
<v Speaker 1>every way possible. Let's set this all aside and go
<v Speaker 1>do our job. Is that cool? The refs say it's cool.
<v Speaker 1>They shake Vince's hand. I was hoping there would be
<v Speaker 1>like one ref that says, no, it's not fucking cool,
<v Speaker 1>like you didn't. Why the fuck are we even agreeing
<v Speaker 1>to this? They shook his hand. Everybody did.
<v Speaker 2>Is set for Jimmy Corderis, who's sitting there with his
<v Speaker 2>arm in a cast because the referees beat the dog
<v Speaker 2>shit out of him last night.
<v Speaker 1>Ah. Yeah, I guess we're all back to work, all right.
<v Speaker 1>And I guess We're fine and there's no problem, right,
<v Speaker 1>they should all give him the stink guy after like
<v Speaker 1>continuing that they don't fuck with him because he's a scab,
<v Speaker 1>but they, uh, you know, work's got to get done
<v Speaker 1>and the power is back in the referee's heads, especially
<v Speaker 1>Earl having her shut up. Maybe I did well.
<v Speaker 2>Jim Ross and Jerry the King Lawler take us into
<v Speaker 2>the Greensboro Colise. I'm legendary arena for wrestling. Well, the
<v Speaker 2>building is packed out. Fans signs I don't.
<v Speaker 1>Know if you could fit one more person in here,
<v Speaker 1>like it is legit packed. The observer said it was
<v Speaker 1>over ten thousand here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's nuts. Well we start with a Triple H
<v Speaker 2>town hall. Triple H comes down here with China, and
<v Speaker 2>my first thought is, god, damn it, Like we have
<v Speaker 2>been doing these retros for so long and like just
<v Speaker 2>the Triple H town halls to start the show are
<v Speaker 2>beating me down.
<v Speaker 1>Is there anything that you repeated more than we start
<v Speaker 1>the show with a Triple A down with China. It's
<v Speaker 1>just so much. Even later we started Triple A sound
<v Speaker 1>All with Evolution, we started Trible A sound All with
<v Speaker 1>d X. He comes out here and he does his
<v Speaker 1>best tripleation impression. Okay, this I legit wrote that down too.
<v Speaker 1>I said, this feels like a parody of the Triple
<v Speaker 1>H that I know. So the fans are fucking booing
<v Speaker 1>Triple H and Triple H's like, I give a crap
<v Speaker 1>what you think. They don't like that, he says, each
<v Speaker 1>and every one of you can rest assured that every
<v Speaker 1>single time I hold this in the air, you could
<v Speaker 1>kiss my ass. And Lawler just had to put something
<v Speaker 1>in here, so he says, you coul kiss my ass
<v Speaker 1>and Waler goes ah. Last night I proved it again
<v Speaker 1>to the world. The Triple H is beyond the man.
<v Speaker 1>Triple H is stronger than all The Triple H is
<v Speaker 1>indeed the Gama. I mean, he's owed out crazy here.
<v Speaker 1>It's well ridiculous, it's all.
<v Speaker 2>It always seems like he has one point when he
<v Speaker 2>comes out here, and he figures out nine sentences for
<v Speaker 2>that one point.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he says he's the Gama. As a matter of fact,
<v Speaker 1>is the best damn game there has ever been in
<v Speaker 1>this business. I wrote, what the hell is he talking about?
<v Speaker 1>He's the best damn game ever? Because last night I
<v Speaker 1>got in the ring with six of the best professional
<v Speaker 1>wrestless in the game today. And when it was said
<v Speaker 1>and done, when it was all finish, I approved in
<v Speaker 1>the world that they weren't even in my league. And
<v Speaker 1>he talks about stone Cold being the referee and Austin
<v Speaker 1>was forced to kneel and count one, two, three, and
<v Speaker 1>other than the sweet justice that and over no, none
<v Speaker 1>other than the People's champion. And I forgot. Also one
<v Speaker 1>of Triple H's uh you know, catchphrases at the time
<v Speaker 1>was Jack, but Austin, it will not stop there because Jack,
<v Speaker 1>it goes like this, you are next. Jack doesn't last long.
<v Speaker 1>But the Jack era of Triple H I enjoyed. But
<v Speaker 1>I mean, nothing could have prepared me for the Sundunds
<v Speaker 1>of dogs barking and the British bulldog coming out here.
<v Speaker 1>And British bulldog in the most eye should not be
<v Speaker 1>wet right now, But I am soaked outfit i've ever seen.
<v Speaker 2>He's so sweaty.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he is drenched. And I mean, I gotta say,
<v Speaker 1>and I've talked about it before, I have such a
<v Speaker 1>soft spot for this very short bulldog wf jeans run.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why. I just loved it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he came out in regular clothes here with the jeans,
<v Speaker 2>with the boots.
<v Speaker 1>No, just sweaty.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it must have been fucking hot in there.
<v Speaker 2>He was probably chilling there all day.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just hot of perspiration, of course, not anything else.
<v Speaker 1>He definitely was.
<v Speaker 2>He absolutely if anyone thought he was like sweating off
<v Speaker 2>any sort of extra curriculars, you would be wrong.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, and start. So Bulldog comes out and says,
<v Speaker 1>first of all, let's get about Stone. Call Steve Austin
<v Speaker 1>right now, because you and I made a deal last night,
<v Speaker 1>and correct me if I'm wrong. Triple h. Mister game boy.
<v Speaker 1>He tries so hard to make this game boy thing
<v Speaker 1>like a real insult. This never ever worked. But I
<v Speaker 1>don't know if anyone was really looking to latch onto
<v Speaker 1>anything the British Bulldog was doing here in nineteen ninety nine.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, this was a tough pool.
<v Speaker 1>I'm just kind of surprised they even went for it,
<v Speaker 1>especially around this time. So British Bulldog says, the deal
<v Speaker 1>was that if either one of them became champion, the
<v Speaker 1>other one would get the very first total shot. Next
<v Speaker 1>I owned raw and guess what hunta I think tonight
<v Speaker 1>raw is wa Yeah, dude, right, that's of the show. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I think it's every week, but I think I think
<v Speaker 1>he's I don't really care what you have, Jerry. That
<v Speaker 1>was not lying.
<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to put that in there.
<v Speaker 1>And then goes to speak and Bulldog says, hey, you speak. Smiles.
<v Speaker 2>He just wants this to be over, so he troop.
<v Speaker 1>Le Ah is definitely tilted door in this and I'm
<v Speaker 1>sure this didn't go exactly how you played in his brain.
<v Speaker 2>The smile you play here was the same smile he
<v Speaker 2>had when seeing punk starts shitting on his movie or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>Smart. I can't wait to shit on you in the back, buddy,
<v Speaker 1>And he says, I did not come back to the
<v Speaker 1>WWF for nothing. I came back to w for one thing,
<v Speaker 1>and that is to be call him the World Rustling
<v Speaker 1>Federation chump you on, and tonight that belt is gone
<v Speaker 1>around the British Bulldog's waist. The crowd is not like,
<v Speaker 1>they don't know what to take of him. They don't
<v Speaker 1>know if they should be cheering him. They've been led
<v Speaker 1>to believe that they should not like this guy at all,
<v Speaker 1>so they're kind of dead here.
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know what's crazy is. I feel like the
<v Speaker 2>audience here shifted completely for the WWF. There's a good
<v Speaker 2>chance that no one here knew who the fuck this
<v Speaker 2>was still Yeah, I mean rights and or why this
<v Speaker 2>like mattered, or why they should care about this guy
<v Speaker 2>in jeans. Yeah, like the audience shifted to like college
<v Speaker 2>dudes that just wanted to come out of the crotch
<v Speaker 2>chop and shit. I really just could not give a
<v Speaker 2>fuck about the British Bulldog right now, you know, you get.
<v Speaker 1>The fuck out of here, like I want to say
<v Speaker 1>you finally.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, British Bulldog says, hey, didn't you say I get
<v Speaker 2>a title shot? And then tripa A says I lied,
<v Speaker 2>I lied.
<v Speaker 1>You're not getting nothing, and Bulldog says, well, we could
<v Speaker 1>do this anyway you want. Game Boy is not not
<v Speaker 1>want to take your ass out. I could take your
<v Speaker 1>ass out right now, or I could take your ass
<v Speaker 1>out later on Raw for the title. Screw you, you
<v Speaker 1>know what being the arrogance son of a bitch you are,
<v Speaker 1>stop talking, please hi and done not that dig Stop
<v Speaker 1>saying the World of Wrestling Federation hodog gam You're saying
<v Speaker 1>it too much times for the World Wrestling Federation championship.
<v Speaker 1>But what is this though World Wrestling Federation census. Well,
<v Speaker 1>bulldogs had enobody attacks Triple H. China comes up and
<v Speaker 1>attacks them from behind. Bulldog goes for her TRIPLEH low
<v Speaker 1>blows them, and then they start stomping them out. Fucking
<v Speaker 1>just bry for real kicking is The referees comes down
<v Speaker 1>and Jerry says, oh, our regular refs are here to intervene.
<v Speaker 1>They're emphasizing that the real refs are.
<v Speaker 2>Mean cor Daris was here in the in the ARMCD.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, he's gonna sling all fucking night.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, I mean it beat the ship out of
<v Speaker 2>the Bulldog.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, they do that for the rest of
<v Speaker 1>his run here, he just gets fucked up and then
<v Speaker 1>he gets put in the dog poop. Ah. Yeah, I
<v Speaker 1>mean you kind of start feeling a little bit heatless
<v Speaker 1>return where he just gets beat up all the time.
<v Speaker 1>He's fucked up and they put him in ship. Damn.
<v Speaker 2>You know, I didn't even think about that, but I
<v Speaker 2>mean they were ugh. I mean, China was stomping the
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, dog ship doesn't seem right?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that sucks, man. I didn't have to do that
<v Speaker 1>to him, but they did. Yeah, Wolvin's comes out here
<v Speaker 1>and he says that Bulldog's not getting a shot at
<v Speaker 1>the title.
<v Speaker 2>The way that they get to this Vincent housemate, his
<v Speaker 2>British Bulldog just stands up after getting stopped out.
<v Speaker 1>Right, Bulldog will not get a title shot tonight, which
<v Speaker 1>is a shame for him, and instead he's going to
<v Speaker 1>defend the title. Triple H is going to defend the
<v Speaker 1>title against the guy that British Dog screwed out of
<v Speaker 1>his championship opportunity last night with a folding metal chair
<v Speaker 1>the rock and fucking Triple H flips the fuck out.
<v Speaker 1>This place drops, dude, they go fucking crazy. They want
<v Speaker 1>to see Triple hGe get his ass whopped. Triple H
<v Speaker 1>does not want to get his ass.
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I'm still just confused on what they were
<v Speaker 2>doing with the British Bulldog. I mean, I'm up for
<v Speaker 2>dis Yeah, how is this guy supposed to get over
<v Speaker 2>He's not. He comes out and says, I want a
<v Speaker 2>title shot because you told me I could have one.
<v Speaker 1>No, And then bench comes out no, and then.
<v Speaker 2>They stop him out and then they put him in
<v Speaker 2>dog poop. What the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so he he loses that match. He eventually does
<v Speaker 1>get a title shot against Triple H and I think
<v Speaker 1>it's the match where the Rock is the referee, so
<v Speaker 1>he just kicks both their ass's. Then Bulldog goes back
<v Speaker 1>and like starts fucking just having random matches, I think,
<v Speaker 1>and then he gets putting the dog damn. Yeah. Well
<v Speaker 1>we have Big Show versus Why two j scheduled for tonight. Ah.
<v Speaker 2>We have the New Age Outlaws having an open challenge
<v Speaker 2>for the tag titles.
<v Speaker 1>No one is there's no challengers already, like they could
<v Speaker 1>just make a batch. Yeah, the Outlaws had just come back.
<v Speaker 1>I think I think road Dog was injured. I think
<v Speaker 1>they just won the tag titles too. Yeah. I think
<v Speaker 1>it might have been the week before or the weeks before.
<v Speaker 1>It could have been he was injured, or it was
<v Speaker 1>one of the many times they just got back together.
<v Speaker 2>That's true.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, which it might have been, because I for some
<v Speaker 1>reason I remember they got back together and they might
<v Speaker 1>have beat Rock and Sock for the tag titles.
<v Speaker 2>Well, we also have Ivory versus Moolah and May.
<v Speaker 1>Young in a handicap match. Handicap match that we find
<v Speaker 1>out is also an evening gown match. Yeah, that must
<v Speaker 1>have changed backstage or something, because someone said it and
<v Speaker 1>they all laughed and said okay.
<v Speaker 2>So apparently Moolah attacked Ivory on Heat and then Moolah
<v Speaker 2>and May Young ganged up on Ivory and beat her
<v Speaker 2>up backstage unforgiven.
<v Speaker 1>After she defended the heart of the women's side on
<v Speaker 1>a hardcore match, Mulah and May Young kicked her asked
<v Speaker 1>some more, which is leading to, of course, tonight's evening
<v Speaker 1>gown match.
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Jarrett and Miss Kitty are talking to Tom Pritchard backstage.
<v Speaker 1>That's my fucking wife. Guys.
<v Speaker 2>That tells me so much. When Jerry Lawler does like here,
<v Speaker 2>Kitty Kitty, I get angry.
<v Speaker 1>I do I really like?
<v Speaker 2>I don't.
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hear it just stated it never
<v Speaker 1>caught on and it sucked like he was definitely trying
<v Speaker 1>to make a new Puppies thing with her. It just
<v Speaker 1>didn't work. You freak well.
<v Speaker 2>Mick Foley and a walking draper walking backstage with balloons
<v Speaker 2>and presents.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, mankind says this will definitely make up for last night.
<v Speaker 1>You dding the Rock What the heck was I thinking?
<v Speaker 1>And when he sees your face, the Rock is gonna
<v Speaker 1>go banana.
<v Speaker 2>Stephanie McMahon is talking to Test at Burlington Coat Factory.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know where did you go for this?
<v Speaker 2>Gamart, a suit fitter walks up with a checkerboard gimmick,
<v Speaker 2>and Steph says, yep, this is the one you're gonna
<v Speaker 2>wear for sure.
<v Speaker 1>Favorite collar. Yeah, they have some ugly fucking tuxedos. Some
<v Speaker 1>dude that looks like Pat Patterson. Go banana. He fucks up,
<v Speaker 1>and Steph says, ooh, it's your favorite collar. And then
<v Speaker 1>she says, you got something like more elegantly classic black,
<v Speaker 1>and guy says I do, and he stands here and
<v Speaker 1>step says okay, can you go get it? He says okay.
<v Speaker 1>Then we see Testing at full tuxedo and all the
<v Speaker 1>girls in the crowd go ooh. I didn't realize Test
<v Speaker 1>what tas as was always obviously always the ladies man,
<v Speaker 1>but I didn't know Test was. But the girls enjoy
<v Speaker 1>him here and step says, all you look so handsome,
<v Speaker 1>and Test says, can we go lingerie shopping now? And
<v Speaker 1>she says yes? And I said, okay, right, I mean
<v Speaker 1>that's of course this is leading to I mean, this
<v Speaker 1>leads to a big This is leading to the Dirty
<v Speaker 1>Panties on a pall match. Yeah, oh my god, this
<v Speaker 1>shop from Dirty Jr.
<v Speaker 2>So we have Jeff Jarrett with Tom Prichard and Miss
<v Speaker 2>Kitty town Hall.
<v Speaker 1>They are somehow a focal point of the show.
<v Speaker 2>This thing is Russo booking this.
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I think he might already be gone, right,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. He goes to WW in October a
<v Speaker 1>month after this. There he is, Oh my yeah, so
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Jarrett is his boy too, so like Jeff Jarrett's
<v Speaker 1>on the show.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, there is the next paper view, the one
<v Speaker 2>where Jeff Jarrett allegedly holds Vince big Man up with
<v Speaker 2>the gun.
<v Speaker 1>Is it the fucking good Housekeeping match? And unforgiven it
<v Speaker 1>has to be. I don't know, I don't know the timeline.
<v Speaker 2>But it's definitely here. It's definitely like right here, Jeff
<v Speaker 2>Jarrett looks like he was picked off of WCW and
<v Speaker 2>put over here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's got the short, spiky hair.
<v Speaker 2>He's got the little pants.
<v Speaker 1>Sure, I mean this guy is ready to be WCW
<v Speaker 1>World Champion.
<v Speaker 2>Nine times in four days.
<v Speaker 1>Understandable, Jared. They come out to the ring and Jared
<v Speaker 1>sash Tom was a head scab referee here in WWF,
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh, okay, so that son of
<v Speaker 1>a bitch you see, that's why he's here because he
<v Speaker 1>was involved in the match last night. So last time,
<v Speaker 1>I'm forgiven. Jared came out with Deborah without Deborah, excuse me,
<v Speaker 1>only Miss Kitty and May and Mulla were at ringside.
<v Speaker 1>Jared went to use the guitar during the match on China,
<v Speaker 1>but May and Mulla got in the ring and Jared
<v Speaker 1>gave them a double clothes line. They had a picture
<v Speaker 1>of it too, which was funny. It's still shot of
<v Speaker 1>Jared give him a double clothesline. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>May Young doesn't seem like a real person, Like no
<v Speaker 2>watching this, watching any of this with May Young, she
<v Speaker 2>feels like she was created to be a character on
<v Speaker 2>this show.
<v Speaker 1>It's like a parody of an old person. She's like
<v Speaker 1>everything you would visualize an old persons.
<v Speaker 2>No idea how any of this happened, like May Young
<v Speaker 2>being able to like bump and like she die go
<v Speaker 2>over the top rope and its insane. Just it just
<v Speaker 2>seems like she was created out of thin air to
<v Speaker 2>exist only on this show. And when this show went
<v Speaker 2>off the air, she just like went asleep until it
<v Speaker 2>was time for the next row.
<v Speaker 1>I mean she from all accounts she would tell people
<v Speaker 1>to beat the shit out of her too. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll never forget hearing about the Bubba Ray stuff
<v Speaker 2>where Yeah, I mean she was like, just put me
<v Speaker 2>through the table, help me.
<v Speaker 1>Event. So Deborah, by the way, I don't forgive, and
<v Speaker 1>took the guitar from Jared hit charr with it in
<v Speaker 1>China beat him, but head scab referee Tom Pritchard came
<v Speaker 1>down and replayed the ending of the match and the
<v Speaker 1>decision was reversed, and then China pedigreed Tom Richard.
<v Speaker 2>So jaredy he gave him a good pedigree too.
<v Speaker 1>It looked great in the still shot that I saw,
<v Speaker 1>got some good height on it, Jared says China, Deborah,
<v Speaker 1>I don't want any women out here and getting hurt
<v Speaker 1>on your behalf. So I'm gonna make it real simple.
<v Speaker 1>Accept our challenge and there won't be a skank in
<v Speaker 1>the house to get hurt. It's going to be the
<v Speaker 1>battle of this sex is doctor Tom and myself against
<v Speaker 1>China and Deborah. And let's see if you two women
<v Speaker 1>have the balls to accept and Jared's very upset about it.
<v Speaker 1>Ye Oh, I beg your pardon, mister. Well, Jared's music
<v Speaker 1>hits and I thought, oh, here comes Deborah, but no,
<v Speaker 1>the music playing was for them to get the fuck
<v Speaker 1>out of here, which is what they do. I was
<v Speaker 1>so confused.
<v Speaker 2>They did a town hall for a match later tonight.
<v Speaker 2>They must have expected that to be a big ratings hit.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it was awkward as shit. And then Jared says, well,
<v Speaker 1>I'm being told Michael Cole was trying to get a
<v Speaker 1>word China and Deborah, and then it stops for a
<v Speaker 1>minute as soon as possible. Okay, we don't hear from
<v Speaker 1>her for like a while. Well, raw is War is
<v Speaker 1>brought to you by Frown.
<v Speaker 2>Mmm WWF the Music Volume three.
<v Speaker 1>That's a good album. I like that one.
<v Speaker 2>And WWF SmackDown Trading.
<v Speaker 1>Cards, dude. I found a ton of those, like in
<v Speaker 1>the past few years at like a game store. They
<v Speaker 1>just had them on like the I was fucking buying
<v Speaker 1>some games and they just had like the little fucking
<v Speaker 1>cardboard gimmick with all those in them, and I bought
<v Speaker 1>like ten packs just because yeah, yeah, I don't remember.
<v Speaker 1>They're kind of cool. They're like, uh, they're they're good quality. Actually,
<v Speaker 1>I was surprised for you know, ninety nine trading cards.
<v Speaker 1>Ww fucking trading cards at the very least. But yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh sho, these are cool.
<v Speaker 2>Well, now it's time for Big Show versus Chris Jericho
<v Speaker 2>with mister Hughes.
<v Speaker 1>Mister Hughes Curtis Hughes in this bitch. I I love
<v Speaker 1>this fucking little run that he had to hear with Jericho.
<v Speaker 1>He wears Jericha's fucking the ring jacket. Yeah, that's that's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>And big Show. I mean again, we've talked about it
<v Speaker 1>before you listen to this podcast enough. We've talked about
<v Speaker 1>a lot. There had to just be something they didn't
<v Speaker 1>like backstage with this guy or something or what he
<v Speaker 1>ever was here. But I don't know how you look
<v Speaker 1>at this guy and he's not the champion already, dude,
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he looks great here, he looks nuts like
<v Speaker 1>he's in peak form here, and jerich go's here and
<v Speaker 1>he's a he's not big at shit, and he starts
<v Speaker 1>talking during his entrance and the MIC's not coming thrill
<v Speaker 1>on TV. But I guess it came through the house
<v Speaker 1>speakers because the crowd was saying his shit with him. Also,
<v Speaker 1>his MIC did not have the regular raw as war
<v Speaker 1>like flag on it. It had raw his Jericho, which
<v Speaker 1>I thought was pretty cute. He uh, he says. I
<v Speaker 1>know that people expect me to brag and glode about
<v Speaker 1>the fact that I ended Ken scam Rock's career, but
<v Speaker 1>that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Scam Rock, you should
<v Speaker 1>be thrilled that you survived during encounter y too, Jay,
<v Speaker 1>with only a body cast and attraction to worry about.
<v Speaker 1>And I am one bad Mamma, jamma. Look at my
<v Speaker 1>track record. Their dog under injury, scam Rocket incapacitated in definitely.
<v Speaker 1>And now the wfs newest most dangerous man is gonna
<v Speaker 1>end the wf's biggest waste of sperm in you Big Show,
<v Speaker 1>because when I'm finished, you will never ever bore these
<v Speaker 1>jeracoholics again. First of all, that's fucked up. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>like Big Show is a tremendous successful use of sperm.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, look at this guy, like this is a
<v Speaker 1>peak human being, seven foot what a specimen? Yeah, like
<v Speaker 1>he could have did it all like great use of
<v Speaker 1>com and that and and I was never bored by
<v Speaker 1>this guy, at least in this era, maybe later on
<v Speaker 1>SmackDown in twenty ten against a bertad Rio and Seamus.
<v Speaker 1>It's just unbelievable. The Beanie, Yes, oh my god, the bear,
<v Speaker 1>the bear Beanie.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Jericho rushes that Big Show, but Big Show picks
<v Speaker 2>him up and launches him into the air.
<v Speaker 1>Holy fucking dude. He it's so impressive how he does this,
<v Speaker 1>because they very obviously are slipping on each other, and
<v Speaker 1>Big Show is just such a goddamn animal that he
<v Speaker 1>full body weight, just deadlifts Jericho into the air and
<v Speaker 1>throws him.
<v Speaker 2>Prince Albert joins us on commentary.
<v Speaker 1>Great, that's like I said, Okay, he's out here in
<v Speaker 1>WWF long sleeve. He's a backstage producer.
<v Speaker 2>Well, he's a backstage producer, a professional piercist, and a
<v Speaker 2>professional demolitionist.
<v Speaker 1>As we all knew. And he said, I want to
<v Speaker 1>get a good look at his goof up closer personal
<v Speaker 1>and Jared says, which one. Albert says, the big Sloan.
<v Speaker 1>Albert says, he's a professional piercest a professional demolitionist, and
<v Speaker 1>when I knock down this Big Show, I will be
<v Speaker 1>the new skyscraper in this town is out like Albert's
<v Speaker 1>mad that a taller guy came into the company. That's funny.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Big Show headbutts mister Hughes off the apron. Ah,
<v Speaker 2>come on, that's my guy, and Jericho kicks him down
<v Speaker 2>and starts going for his legs. Jericho uses one of
<v Speaker 2>his one thousand and four holds, which is an arm
<v Speaker 2>scissors seated style.
<v Speaker 1>After working the legs for his finish, he works the arm,
<v Speaker 1>which doesn't work out great for him because Big Show
<v Speaker 1>dead lifts him in the air and throws him to
<v Speaker 1>the floor.
<v Speaker 2>He just stands up with him. It was awesome looking
<v Speaker 2>it was.
<v Speaker 1>It was actually great. At first I was I was like,
<v Speaker 1>why the fuck is Jericho doing this? But it was
<v Speaker 1>for that spot.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Big Show tries to choke slam Jericho, but he
<v Speaker 2>holds onto the rope while the ref gets distracted by
<v Speaker 2>mister Hughes.
<v Speaker 1>He gets distracted to buy Minster Hughes just being there.
<v Speaker 1>Teddy Long looks him and says, whoa what are you
<v Speaker 1>doing here? You stop firing.
<v Speaker 2>Jericho low blows this. Big Show kicks some of the balls,
<v Speaker 2>but it didn't hurt that bad because Big Show just
<v Speaker 2>goozles him.
<v Speaker 1>Anyways, Show stop for time.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Big Show picks up Jericho for the show's stopper,
<v Speaker 2>but the ref calls for the bell because he hates
<v Speaker 2>this match. Not a good showing for the refs here
<v Speaker 2>in their first match.
<v Speaker 1>Since pours back and they will make decisions as they
<v Speaker 1>need this ye just go ahead and call it even
<v Speaker 1>worse reason to call for the bell.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking fun what happens here?
<v Speaker 1>So the ref calls for the bell and you're like, well,
<v Speaker 1>why the hell they do that? Don't see it?
<v Speaker 2>Like you?
<v Speaker 1>There's like all you see is the ref turn and
<v Speaker 1>then call for the bell. Is it was a Montreal
<v Speaker 1>screech of jokes like the style and the camera pans
<v Speaker 1>over and Prince Albert is on the top road in a.
<v Speaker 2>WWF turtleneck and jeans and he fucking missile drive.
<v Speaker 1>Kicks Big Show while he is still holding Jericho so hard.
<v Speaker 1>He kicks it like there is no I don't know
<v Speaker 1>if it was just too close or Albert underestimated his leap,
<v Speaker 1>but he kicks the ship out of him and the
<v Speaker 1>referee was just so disgusted looking at him on the
<v Speaker 1>top rope. Get your ball out of here? Do anything yet?
<v Speaker 2>Is this? I mean, is this technically interfering if you
<v Speaker 2>climb to the top rope and sit there. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>if you don't do anything, is it against the rules.
<v Speaker 1>I like the idea that he just called it because
<v Speaker 1>the match suck and Albert just happened to be there.
<v Speaker 1>Albert was gonna run in like a nookie for the
<v Speaker 1>match sucked Dark City and it was supposed to be
<v Speaker 1>him in draws, but DRS just wasn't told. Well.
<v Speaker 2>The Dog runs down the ramp because he's going to
<v Speaker 2>attack Chris Jericho because Chris Jericho ended his career.
<v Speaker 1>He's attacking him because Jered lied and told Brett Hart
<v Speaker 1>road Dog said he's JRN Commentary is trying to go
<v Speaker 1>into his way. He says, Oh my god, road Dog's
<v Speaker 1>out here to attack Chris Jericho. Road Dog just kicks
<v Speaker 1>mister Hughes's ass and then runs away.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, mister Hughes gets in between him and Jericho just
<v Speaker 2>scampers away.
<v Speaker 1>And the winner of the match in my eyes is
<v Speaker 1>road Dog because his music plays well.
<v Speaker 2>We go backstage. Mick Foley tells the Walking Drape that
<v Speaker 2>Rock is gonna be so happy when he sees whatever
<v Speaker 2>this says.
<v Speaker 1>He says, gonna go completely nut. Well, Stevie Richards is
<v Speaker 1>here dressed his dude Love and he goes, oh, and
<v Speaker 1>Mankind says, what the hell are you doing? Like breaks
<v Speaker 1>the voices, what the fuck are you doing? Stevie says,
<v Speaker 1>I want to ask for a favor. Since I'm one
<v Speaker 1>of the dozens and dozens of Mankind's fans, I was
<v Speaker 1>wondering if I could borrow your gimmick. Stevie is standing
<v Speaker 1>there dressed as dude Love, and Mankind says, no, you
<v Speaker 1>can't be mankind. That'll cut my royalties. And he says no,
<v Speaker 1>not mankind, and make says, well, Cagnus Jag is very
<v Speaker 1>near to my heart, and he says, no, look what
<v Speaker 1>I'm wearing. I want to be dude Love. And make
<v Speaker 1>God spits a drink all over him and says, why
<v Speaker 1>I hate dude Love. He says, yeah, you want to
<v Speaker 1>be a dude go ahead. Yeah, it's not too much fun, though,
<v Speaker 1>you know, stock up on the oysters and vitamin C.
<v Speaker 1>And Stevee says okay and he leaves, and Mankind leans
<v Speaker 1>over to the draped person and says, ah, the chicks
<v Speaker 1>hated dude Love. It was all part of the gimmick.
<v Speaker 1>So stone Coat is walking and he's talking.
<v Speaker 2>WWF dot com.
<v Speaker 1>Download this the Rock dot com video, dude. Yeah, they
<v Speaker 1>are really trying to get some stees for the Rock
<v Speaker 1>dot Com that.
<v Speaker 2>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>I went to it and I was like, oh, maybe
<v Speaker 1>let's go to something crazy, but it just goes to
<v Speaker 1>ww dot com. Not as exciting. Download this the rock
<v Speaker 1>dot com. What they talk? They talk about this again later?
<v Speaker 1>Why do I download this?
<v Speaker 2>All right? All that I mean, you probably downloaded a
<v Speaker 2>ton of spyware when you went to the Rock dot Com.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for sure. A command prompt.
<v Speaker 2>Popped up for a quarter second.
<v Speaker 1>Spy wearing just adds a bunch of pictures of the
<v Speaker 1>Rock on your computer. Change is on your fold your
<v Speaker 1>pictures to the Rock.
<v Speaker 2>Command prop pops up for a half second, and then
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of pictures of the Rock doing the people's
<v Speaker 2>eye crops up for you.
<v Speaker 1>You get a boom tongue pie videos that sucks. It
<v Speaker 1>plays his music starts playing on your speakers. Give fu
<v Speaker 1>JABRONI turn your R drive sideways. So we go backstage.
<v Speaker 1>Michael Cole is here with China.
<v Speaker 2>Well, finally, ask China about Jeff Jarrett's Battle of the
<v Speaker 2>sexiest challenge.
<v Speaker 1>She says she's in. She says out, you know you
<v Speaker 1>couldn't after last night, you couldn't stop me from getting
<v Speaker 1>the ring with these two. But Deborah, a little warning.
<v Speaker 1>I've got no grudge against you. You get in the ring,
<v Speaker 1>you might just be a casualty. So if I were
<v Speaker 1>you at stay away. China implies that if Deborah gets
<v Speaker 1>in the rings, you will be killed tonight. Michael.
<v Speaker 2>If I say no, will I be fired?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Probably all right? Likely? I accept, Thank you, Let
<v Speaker 1>see you later in this semi main Oh thanks, I
<v Speaker 1>didn't know where we were on the card. I appreciate
<v Speaker 1>that no one knows. I just decided that for everybody here.
<v Speaker 1>So now it's time for the stone Cold town Hall.
<v Speaker 1>Stone Cold still as over as ever. The crowd goes
<v Speaker 1>fucking crazy when he comes out most over guy on
<v Speaker 1>this show by a country mile. Oh my god, like
<v Speaker 1>I mean, the Rock obviously gets a great reaction, but
<v Speaker 1>Stone Cold is completely different level here. The stone Cold
<v Speaker 1>gets in the ring, and Austin says, you can only
<v Speaker 1>imagine when I rolled into Greensboro, North Carolina. Then I
<v Speaker 1>was a little surprised and a lot pitched off to
<v Speaker 1>find out that Triple H was ordered to defend a
<v Speaker 1>WWF title against not me, as Vince McMahon promised, but
<v Speaker 1>against the Rock. In all due respect to the Rock,
<v Speaker 1>just don't go Steve Auston once. What's his? So I
<v Speaker 1>want Vince mricmon to bring his carcass out here because
<v Speaker 1>the son of a bitch got some splein of the
<v Speaker 1>dude is don't go Deeve Auston. Crowd likes that because shit,
<v Speaker 1>they want to know why to. So Vince comes out
<v Speaker 1>and he's coming down the ramp and Austin while his
<v Speaker 1>music is playing and he's doing his entrance, says, hey
<v Speaker 1>put a little springing to steps shine he got, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I thought that was funny as shit, definitely fucking improved H.
<v Speaker 1>And Vince says, you want an explanation. Oh you're damn right,
<v Speaker 1>I want an explanation. Oh right, Well, he says, you're
<v Speaker 1>in titled to one. And even though I said it privately,
<v Speaker 1>I like the public. Thank you for reinstating me. And
<v Speaker 1>I did say if you were reinstate me, you get
<v Speaker 1>a title shot. The only thing I didn't say this,
<v Speaker 1>I didn't say one. And Austin gets right in his
<v Speaker 1>face like it's fucking's funny as hell because his face
<v Speaker 1>you can see Vince has the look in his eyes
<v Speaker 1>of I know I'm about to get my ass skined.
<v Speaker 1>And Vince says, those looks are unnecessary. I've seen that
<v Speaker 1>look before and that's not called for. He says, you
<v Speaker 1>will get your title shot in, and you'll get in
<v Speaker 1>less than three weeks. Said no mercy, no matter who
<v Speaker 1>the champion is, and Austin says, let me make sure
<v Speaker 1>I understand what you're saying, because for a long time
<v Speaker 1>you've been full of complete crap. What you're saying is
<v Speaker 1>is I will get my title shot in no mercy. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>that's exactly what I said. Right. I'm not sure how
<v Speaker 1>anything could have got misconstrued there. That sod psent what
<v Speaker 1>I said. Well, Steve, to get your title shot, I
<v Speaker 1>need you to go home, log into your computer and
<v Speaker 1>go to the rock dot com. Oh you're not getting
<v Speaker 1>me a go with that shot. I have Rocky on
<v Speaker 1>my computer for three weeks. Austin says, well, I've got
<v Speaker 1>to say to you, is that Dan Well better be
<v Speaker 1>what happens or this is the like me, this is
<v Speaker 1>a top tier Austin threat that I think is super underrated.
<v Speaker 1>He says that damn well better be what happens or
<v Speaker 1>I will, like never before, stop a mud hole in
<v Speaker 1>your ass, like never before. It's like such a top
<v Speaker 1>tier threat, like, oh fuck drop and that is the
<v Speaker 1>bottom nine because don't coach head Austin's music kids, and
<v Speaker 1>he leaves. I mean, this is the Vince Austin stuff
<v Speaker 1>is just untouchable, man.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean Steve Austin is great at his delivery
<v Speaker 2>so much so here at the end you can tell
<v Speaker 2>why this guy was the top guy. Just his ability
<v Speaker 2>to change stuff on a whim and just make it better.
<v Speaker 2>It's just some unbelievable And he was also a great
<v Speaker 2>worker there seems to like I don't know if people
<v Speaker 2>like remember him as a great worker or not, Like
<v Speaker 2>everyone just kind of remembers him for being super reverend ship,
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, it was an awesome worker too. Well we
<v Speaker 2>have the GTV segment.
<v Speaker 1>Well, uh yeah, that's odd.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what was like so g T We thought about
<v Speaker 2>GTV before, but it was kind of just like it
<v Speaker 2>was just supposed to be like a bumper almost.
<v Speaker 1>It was like just a bumper on the show, just
<v Speaker 1>something to talk about, just something away. It was a
<v Speaker 1>device they used to just make stories happen in a
<v Speaker 1>different way.
<v Speaker 2>I guess, well, they wouldn't even follow up on these
<v Speaker 2>most of the time. It was literally just kind of like,
<v Speaker 2>here's a bumper forget about it before.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>The next segment, sure, yeah, it was odd?
<v Speaker 1>Was it?
<v Speaker 2>Was it Terry Runnalds in this segment?
<v Speaker 1>Was Terry Runnalds? Right, it was Terry Runalds and the
<v Speaker 1>Mean Street Posse And they're hanging out in a hotel
<v Speaker 1>room and Joey Abs and Rodney are both in towels
<v Speaker 1>and it is implied that they had just both taken turns.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking Terry.
<v Speaker 2>Uh, they just took showers together, right, that's what I thought.
<v Speaker 2>Okay segment, Yeah, peak Gas is angry because he's very stinky.
<v Speaker 1>Got you root for me? I need someone to watch
<v Speaker 1>my ass? Yeah, Terry says, now that I've done this
<v Speaker 1>for you, now there's something I want you to do
<v Speaker 1>for me, and Rodney just fucking runs a down and says,
<v Speaker 1>no way. He says, get the fuck out of here
<v Speaker 1>your old news and beat it. And she says, what
<v Speaker 1>the fuck? And he says, and Joey Epp says, we
<v Speaker 1>just did what we wanted and get your stuff and
<v Speaker 1>get out of here. So she's pissed and she leaves,
<v Speaker 1>and Peak Gas, who had just stripped down to his underwear, says, guys,
<v Speaker 1>fucking doing you're ruining for me? Why I always got
<v Speaker 1>to be the caboose said, but I like your idea
<v Speaker 1>more that. He just feels like shit.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, didn't even get to take three showers.
<v Speaker 1>That choose a lot of water. Man.
<v Speaker 2>This wws water who gives a shit.
<v Speaker 1>For it?
<v Speaker 2>We have the WWF Boot of the Week, brought to
<v Speaker 2>you by Love Tough Boots built for this city. That's lugs.
<v Speaker 2>Dela Brown hits a power bomb on Mark Henry and
<v Speaker 2>then the low Down for the win at Unforgiven and
<v Speaker 2>he wins the European title.
<v Speaker 1>I wrote sky High. I fucking still don't get this right.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, they're interchangeable.
<v Speaker 1>In my brain, they are, but I know there's a
<v Speaker 1>right one and a wrong one. But just I assume
<v Speaker 1>sky High is the one where he's jumping, and the
<v Speaker 1>low Down is the one where he's dropping somebody down.
<v Speaker 1>But he's jumping and going down and he's lifting them high.
<v Speaker 2>He's lifting them sky high.
<v Speaker 1>I'll try to remember it. I won't, but I'll try.
<v Speaker 2>Lugs boots and jeans with attitude. Lugs decide and conquer.
<v Speaker 1>All right, Lugs. Fuck is Jesus? Do you buy lugs yet?
<v Speaker 1>Get the US I'll get the day of Lugs.
<v Speaker 2>Steve Blackman versus Delo Brown European title match is up next.
<v Speaker 2>So Steve Blackman's like a serious character here. He's not
<v Speaker 2>doing head cheese, He's not with al Snel, but like
<v Speaker 2>he's still taken.
<v Speaker 1>Seriously, right, He's a threat to the European division.
<v Speaker 2>Right, Well, d Loo looks great here.
<v Speaker 1>He does he does.
<v Speaker 2>For whatever reason, they put the boot of the Week
<v Speaker 2>right here. I just thought I would separate.
<v Speaker 1>It, you know, I mean it was just easier too,
<v Speaker 1>But yeah it was. It was they because I guess
<v Speaker 1>they had the recap un forgiven first, so they picked
<v Speaker 1>their spots between the entrances. But uh, and then they
<v Speaker 1>do the match starts and we get the fire pro cam.
<v Speaker 1>Will they where they show the title graphic? Because they
<v Speaker 1>just had too much going on to show it already.
<v Speaker 2>I guess Draws is out here right as the match begins,
<v Speaker 2>and they asked, Draws, why did you come out here,
<v Speaker 2>and Draws says, the booking agent forgot I was with Albert,
<v Speaker 2>so I thought I would come out here and get
<v Speaker 2>my face on TV. He I mean, that's literally what
<v Speaker 2>he says.
<v Speaker 1>He legit says that, and Jerry says, all right, what
<v Speaker 1>do your pain tars? Online? Like what Draws is out
<v Speaker 1>here dressed like Jeff Hardy and in the jeans and yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like what like this is so Russo it's unreal now
<v Speaker 1>that I think about it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't even think about it at all, but
<v Speaker 2>uh yeah, that's you're absolutely right.
<v Speaker 1>The booking agent forgot about Prince Albert and I, so
<v Speaker 1>I got to come out here and get my face
<v Speaker 1>on TV. All right? Than I could not be asked
<v Speaker 1>even a little bit about this segment, So do whatever
<v Speaker 1>you want. I would actually love to move on. We
<v Speaker 1>just had Steve Austin out here.
<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fuck about Drawings.
<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm starting to regret coming out here. Jim, Oh, well,
<v Speaker 1>pipe back, don't fight back, Shut up, Jerry. Let me
<v Speaker 1>see what you got. I'll show you old Lord Tony
<v Speaker 1>war did. Yeah, Jerry, you know what. By the way,
<v Speaker 1>how long into the match is it taken? And realized
<v Speaker 1>that it was Jimmy Corderes and he had the sling on.
<v Speaker 2>Let's see where I wrote it down here, Ah, I
<v Speaker 2>wrote it down somewhere here. Oh, I wrote it down
<v Speaker 2>after Dela does the leg drop with theatrics, I wrote down,
<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, the ref.
<v Speaker 1>Is in an arm sling It's the exact same time
<v Speaker 1>I noticed it. It's the same way of my notes.
<v Speaker 1>I said, Dela does his leg drop cinmick l m
<v Speaker 1>a O. The ref has a fucking slingle. There was
<v Speaker 1>like nine refs back there, and they said, Jimmy, you
<v Speaker 1>got this one. It's your job, like you fought for
<v Speaker 1>this right, you scam bastard. So you get in there.
<v Speaker 1>So draws on commentary here by the way, he says
<v Speaker 1>that thing in the beginning. Then he proceeds to have
<v Speaker 1>the most awkward commentary I have ever heard. So Delo
<v Speaker 1>does his leg drop Kimmick and draws and this, I'm
<v Speaker 1>gonna do this as best as I can. He draws.
<v Speaker 1>Is Jr. Is talking and behind him you can hear draws.
<v Speaker 1>Go come on. He just says, come on, very low,
<v Speaker 1>very awkward, come on. And then fucking Dilo is getting
<v Speaker 1>the crowd fired up, and Draws says, listen to the people, like,
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck are you doing out here, buddy?
<v Speaker 2>So Delo drops the leg Steve Blackman kicks out it too.
<v Speaker 2>The ref is Jimmy Corderis, who was in an arm sling.
<v Speaker 2>Steve Blackman throws Dilo into the steps and then hits
<v Speaker 2>Delo with the kindowstick. The ref calls for the bell
<v Speaker 2>and the match gets thrown out another classic.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, well, the referee of course has power again, so
<v Speaker 1>Steve Blackman doesn't even consider arguing with him. He just
<v Speaker 1>takes his kindow stick that he is used on everyone
<v Speaker 1>and just leaves the referee alone until he walks around
<v Speaker 1>to find Jim Dotson in the crowd doing security, who
<v Speaker 1>he then hits with a kendo stick, drags him over
<v Speaker 1>the guardrail and beats him repeatedly with the kendostick. But
<v Speaker 1>that's not the only thing that's going on as a gyms.
<v Speaker 2>No, because Draws is attacking Delo Brown Yes, off camera.
<v Speaker 1>Off camera because on commentary says I'm gonna go check
<v Speaker 1>on de Loo, and they're like they legit ignore him. Jr. Says,
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, Jay Blackman, I'm gonna go check on Dilo.
<v Speaker 1>He's kicking Jim Dotson's ass, So we don't see any
<v Speaker 1>of what Draws is.
<v Speaker 2>Doing at first, No Draws is kicking Delo.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>And then it cuts over to Draws and Dilo and
<v Speaker 2>Delo's on the ground and he's kind of facing the ring.
<v Speaker 2>You can't see his face or anything, and Lawler says.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I didn't he Wait a minute, you know, he
<v Speaker 1>went over there, and I think he puked on him.
<v Speaker 1>There is no site, like nothing in view of maybe
<v Speaker 1>a little something on the floor at Draws his feet.
<v Speaker 1>It a lot. Oh what a drawsy for lunch? For
<v Speaker 1>God's sake, what do you dog? Poop?
<v Speaker 2>Shocks man?
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, they Draws was meant to throw up on
<v Speaker 1>Delo here. He didn't do it. Well, they didn't show
<v Speaker 1>it anyway, and then he leaves. Mark Henry is also here,
<v Speaker 1>not worried about the puke. Well, he was here to
<v Speaker 1>talk things over with Delo. But then Delo got puked on.
<v Speaker 1>They should have had Draws to a drive by throwing
<v Speaker 1>up on Jim Donson, or he should have thrown up
<v Speaker 1>in Jimmy Corder's a sling. One of these would have
<v Speaker 1>been funnier Instead, he threw up on the floor and left.
<v Speaker 1>This was the European title match. Just Sara, I remember
<v Speaker 1>that part. And Steve Blackman did not give a fuck
<v Speaker 1>all about winning that title. He got himself tecut and
<v Speaker 1>instead took his problems where they really mattered, which was
<v Speaker 1>the security guard. This title match was set up so
<v Speaker 1>Steve Blackman could continue his feud with the head of security,
<v Speaker 1>and so Dilo could get thrown up on.
<v Speaker 2>And Barbara Bush Jim Dodson and Barbara Bush versus Steve Blackman.
<v Speaker 2>So he goes backstage. Big Foley is walking with the
<v Speaker 2>drape and all the balloons, and he runs into Steve
<v Speaker 2>Boston walking.
<v Speaker 1>Walking. He's walking the entire building.
<v Speaker 2>He's lost, sucker, you going, oh sorry, usually I know
<v Speaker 2>where is that?
<v Speaker 1>And of course here he wrote this is like me
<v Speaker 1>playing fucking shut in your mouth, continuously looping the corridor
<v Speaker 1>looking for someone to talk to. He's walking around backstage.
<v Speaker 1>He says, he gets the crowded chant rocket sock. He says, oh, Greensboro,
<v Speaker 1>we love you. Commercial break. Then during the break, bick
<v Speaker 1>Foley was still walking around and he ran in his
<v Speaker 1>stone cold and man cuts his Steve we got a
<v Speaker 1>hell of a party going on night you want to
<v Speaker 1>come along? Well, god damn song.
<v Speaker 2>That sounds really fun, I think. So Mick Foley runs
<v Speaker 2>into Steve Austin and Steve gets asked to the party
<v Speaker 2>and he says.
<v Speaker 1>No, oh right, that's actually what happened. Sorry, yeah, he
<v Speaker 1>just said no. But thank you, he said, I appreciate it,
<v Speaker 1>but I ain't gonna be able to make it tonight,
<v Speaker 1>which is very nice.
<v Speaker 2>All right, now it is time for the Mankind and
<v Speaker 2>the Walking Drape town Hall.
<v Speaker 1>So Jr. Explains it here he is, I think Mick
<v Speaker 1>is a little concern that and the heat of the
<v Speaker 1>Battle of the Rock was a little myth with mcfoley.
<v Speaker 1>And he's explaining this, and someone in the crowd has
<v Speaker 1>a big ass cardboard cut out of Foley with the
<v Speaker 1>chef Boyarde and Lawler. In the middle of JR. Explaining
<v Speaker 1>the angle says, what is that? You really fucking get
<v Speaker 1>under my skin? Do you not remember the commercial we ran?
<v Speaker 1>It was an We made a lot of money off that.
<v Speaker 1>He was on an island. So Mankind comes out here,
<v Speaker 1>he has balloons and gifts and he uh, he says,
<v Speaker 1>I guess probably a lot of you watched the show
<v Speaker 1>last night, and I know what I did, and I
<v Speaker 1>got to live with it. I stayed up all night
<v Speaker 1>to think of aid to make it up to the rock,
<v Speaker 1>and I got it right here. So after a lot
<v Speaker 1>of soul surgeon, I like to say, he is the
<v Speaker 1>this is the most like mankind doing this voice. Like
<v Speaker 1>he drops this at some point, by the way, yeah right,
<v Speaker 1>this is still him doing squeaky voice. So after a
<v Speaker 1>lot of soul surgeon, I like to say, at least
<v Speaker 1>in my heart, the rock and sock connection lives on.
<v Speaker 1>And I'm gonna ask the people. And I thought he
<v Speaker 1>was talking about the crowd, but he met the people
<v Speaker 1>in the back, the little old people. I'm gonna ask
<v Speaker 1>the people to play the music, and if you come out,
<v Speaker 1>that'll be the first step towards forgiveness. And if you don't,
<v Speaker 1>I have to accept the rock and sock connection is dead.
<v Speaker 1>Hit the music, rock, the crowd chant rocky rocks. Music hits,
<v Speaker 1>and he doesn't really he's actually ready to go. He's there.
<v Speaker 1>He comes out. I thought they were gonna like, you know,
<v Speaker 1>milk it a little, but he comes out probly because
<v Speaker 1>the knew the ship was gonna go long as fuck.
<v Speaker 2>So he comes out in the five hundred dollars shirt.
<v Speaker 2>The sharp sideburns looks great. The rock dot com.
<v Speaker 1>Went up today, The rock dot com Huge lower Third,
<v Speaker 1>and Jrs. This is even funnier now that way you
<v Speaker 1>have talked about this. J says, the internet will never
<v Speaker 1>be the shame and you'll know what I mean if
<v Speaker 1>you visit.
<v Speaker 2>The Rock says, give me all your pass words Pasky's
<v Speaker 2>and to have some porn. The Rock says, I'm gonna
<v Speaker 2>kill all your neo pets.
<v Speaker 1>The Rock says, look at his cat play a piano.
<v Speaker 1>So Rock says he doesn't need any apologies. And if
<v Speaker 1>the Rock got his ass whooped, then he got it
<v Speaker 1>whooped by himself, And if he whooped ass, then he
<v Speaker 1>whooped ass by himself. And the Rocks obviously got a
<v Speaker 1>tuddle mestion night. What do you want or Mankind says,
<v Speaker 1>I guess this means you're not too mad at me
<v Speaker 1>because I got something I think you're gonna like. This
<v Speaker 1>is big Rock, This is important, as a matter of fact,
<v Speaker 1>this is your life. And fucking music starts playing, and
<v Speaker 1>Mankind starts dancing on the ring, and then Pirra goes
<v Speaker 1>off above the ring that the rock cells, which is
<v Speaker 1>very fucking funny. Care is everyone in the arena, They're like,
<v Speaker 1>whoa shit? Then confetti and balloons start falling down. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>I am actually like I legit was laughing at just
<v Speaker 1>this part. He said, Wow, this is fucking funny as shit.
<v Speaker 1>So fucking balloons and confetti are coming down. Jerry Lawler says,
<v Speaker 1>what the hell is this? And j R. Says Hia
<v Speaker 1>party Kang and Lallah says who paid for this? And
<v Speaker 1>Jerry says, well, man kind of course, Lalla says why
<v Speaker 1>For some reason he couldn't believe that that enough money
<v Speaker 1>for so all the balloons fall, which of course means
<v Speaker 1>now for the entirety of the rest of this promo,
<v Speaker 1>people will be popping balloons. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>Mankind even acknowledges that. He says, whoa why everybody's popping
<v Speaker 2>these balloons?
<v Speaker 1>He says, I want you to look real close, as
<v Speaker 1>we looking at the pages of yesteryear, do you remember
<v Speaker 1>this voice? And some woman's voice comes on the you
<v Speaker 1>know you heard of the speakers and says, Dwayne, would
<v Speaker 1>you like to answer that important question, which is, of
<v Speaker 1>course what all teachers said. That's how teachers talk, and
<v Speaker 1>she said Dwayne. Jo says Dwayne. So this music starts
<v Speaker 1>playing and mankind introduces this woman. This is your sixth
<v Speaker 1>grade home economics teacher, Miss Betty Griffith. A woman comes
<v Speaker 1>down and she has a nameplate, said, He introduced her
<v Speaker 1>as the sixth grade home economics teacher, Miss Betty Griffith,
<v Speaker 1>and her name plate says the rock sixth grade English
<v Speaker 1>teacher of Miss stir Bert. So for the rest of
<v Speaker 1>the provo, the rest of the segment, nobody gets a
<v Speaker 1>name plate. They legit stop the name plates because they
<v Speaker 1>were like, oh fuck, like this is he just this
<v Speaker 1>making shit. That's fucking funny. It was like it couldn't
<v Speaker 1>have been any more wrong it was. It was so funny.
<v Speaker 2>Pops up, I swear it was like Jim rossis somebody said,
<v Speaker 2>missus shervert, Oh that's that's what it says. Did she
<v Speaker 2>get to the ring and man guy says missus Griffith
<v Speaker 2>was maybe the first one to smell what the rock
<v Speaker 2>is cooker.
<v Speaker 1>And jash, well, she looks excited to be Yeah. I
<v Speaker 1>loved when she went in for the hug and the
<v Speaker 1>rock put out the hand stops her immediately you know,
<v Speaker 1>and the Rock say sure. The Rock remembers you sixth
<v Speaker 1>grade home class, right, you remember how all year long
<v Speaker 1>all the Rock wanted to do in your class was
<v Speaker 1>make pancakes. And you never let the Rock make his pancakes,
<v Speaker 1>did you? You wanted the Rock to make chocolate chip cookies,
<v Speaker 1>blueberry muffins, but never pancakes. But right before summer vacation
<v Speaker 1>you said, tomorrow, I got a nice surprise. I'm gonna
<v Speaker 1>finally let you make your pancakes. And then the next
<v Speaker 1>day you came to the Rock and said Rock. All
<v Speaker 1>of the team just called him Rock Rock. Unfortunately, I'm
<v Speaker 1>all out of Anchemima, and Lawler says, oh, Rock says
<v Speaker 1>that's okay. The Rock says this, you like to cook,
<v Speaker 1>like to bake bread, and you know your rolls right wheat, But.
<v Speaker 2>The way he says it is so funny.
<v Speaker 1>He goes wheat, thank you, Jim. Well, The Rock says this,
<v Speaker 1>you should know your role and shut your mouth. Take
<v Speaker 1>a little walk down, know your roll boulevard, hang that
<v Speaker 1>right on jar bony drive, and then proceed to check
<v Speaker 1>your aunt. Jemima, no pancake. Having ass directedly you do,
<v Speaker 1>let's back down and she gets super flustered. She's fucking
<v Speaker 1>not having it. She leaves. Mankinds a sorry.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought it was funny how he got to that.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he really really went all the way down the.
<v Speaker 1>Line to get to that one. Doesn't he make any sense?
<v Speaker 1>Why she going there?
<v Speaker 2>You know your roles rights is fucking tremendous.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so, Mankind says, all right, Rock Leuby, make it
<v Speaker 1>up to you. I got another surprise. This one will
<v Speaker 1>put goosebumps on those arms. Let's hear that voice. Alright,
<v Speaker 1>God said gotta let his hand. That's right, Coach Everett
<v Speaker 1>Heart is here.
<v Speaker 2>Let me hear that voice. Welcome to Camp Navarro.
<v Speaker 1>So you're the new replacement.
<v Speaker 2>You are out of uniform, soldier, where power?
<v Speaker 1>Armer?
<v Speaker 2>Sergeant do.
<v Speaker 1>The Rock? I must have missed that one, Cannibal Johnson.
<v Speaker 1>Mankind says, this guy gave the Rock the testicular fortitude,
<v Speaker 1>that would be his trademark. So this guy gets in
<v Speaker 1>the ring, he's the coach, and he goes to shake
<v Speaker 1>Rock's hand, and the Rock does not go to shake
<v Speaker 1>his hand, and Rock says, how you doing, coach?
<v Speaker 2>Coach?
<v Speaker 1>You remember the last game of the season. I love
<v Speaker 1>that the Rock has a very direct story about every
<v Speaker 1>one of them, like this is this is so well
<v Speaker 1>put together, and I I don't you think they knew
<v Speaker 1>this was gonna do as well as it did, Like
<v Speaker 1>they gave it twenty I don't know. Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, no,
<v Speaker 1>it's fucking fantastic. It's just like it's I imagine it
<v Speaker 1>was one of those things that they thought was good,
<v Speaker 1>but like, I can't imagine they thought it was gonna.
<v Speaker 2>Be like a life perfect storm of stuff.
<v Speaker 1>I think hundred percent. Yeah, percuh So, Rock says, you
<v Speaker 1>remember the last game of the season when it was
<v Speaker 1>two minutes left in the game and the Rock made
<v Speaker 1>that quarterback sack and the QB went to high five
<v Speaker 1>to the Rock, and the Rock said, oh no, no, no, no,
<v Speaker 1>the Rock doesn't do high fives, but he will do this.
<v Speaker 1>And the Rock gave the quarterback a boot and ddt
<v Speaker 1>him right in the middle of the field. And instead
<v Speaker 1>of congratulating the Rock, you made the Rock run sprints
<v Speaker 1>that night after the game in front of all the
<v Speaker 1>Rocks faces, like, of course, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>I love how he told that a whole story. And
<v Speaker 2>then he stops and he says, that's a really nice
<v Speaker 2>whistle you have. He had your neck.
<v Speaker 1>I immediately do I said, oh, this other story didn't
<v Speaker 1>mean anything.
<v Speaker 2>Coach.
<v Speaker 1>Is that the same whistle you used that night? You
<v Speaker 1>mind giving it a little blow one time for the Rock?
<v Speaker 1>He does, and Rock says, the Rock would like you
<v Speaker 1>to do something special with that whistle. Oh, I wonder
<v Speaker 1>what that could be. The Rock would like you to
<v Speaker 1>take that whistle you got, the very whistle you put
<v Speaker 1>to your lips, shine it up real nice. Well, that's nice,
<v Speaker 1>and turn that some bit sideways, straight up your candy ass,
<v Speaker 1>and then hit the bricks. Get the hell out of here.
<v Speaker 2>Coaching the bricks, you jerk, What the hell is your
<v Speaker 2>problem taking Rock out the game?
<v Speaker 1>Taking Rock out the game was not anything that was
<v Speaker 1>explained here. The Rock was in the hit the bricks,
<v Speaker 1>you jerk. Listen, you're BRONI that strike due the Rock
<v Speaker 1>is done with your silly little jokes. The Rock's got
<v Speaker 1>a tunnel mess and I to get this book crop
<v Speaker 1>over with, which is true. I didn't like the fact
<v Speaker 1>that the Rock wrestles on this show is actually crazy
<v Speaker 1>to me in my brain, this is like what they
<v Speaker 1>do and it's you know that's right. Yeah, yeah, So
<v Speaker 1>Mankind and says, all right, well this is not bull crap.
<v Speaker 1>I'm about to show the millions. And the Rock stops
<v Speaker 1>them and says, don't you ever do that again? Check
<v Speaker 1>just give me a Refridgeman. So Mankind says, I want
<v Speaker 1>to show him a little different side of the Rock.
<v Speaker 1>Of course, I thought I know very well the sensitive
<v Speaker 1>side of the Rock, and I think the following voice
<v Speaker 1>will spark that sensitive side. And the voice, a woman's voice,
<v Speaker 1>can be heard over the PA and says, Duane, can
<v Speaker 1>I please run my fingers through your hair one more time?
<v Speaker 1>The Rock does not look thrilled. Man Cutt says it
<v Speaker 1>pulled some strings. And here she is the Rock's high
<v Speaker 1>school sweetheart, miss Joanne Andmbrani. So this nice girl comes out.
<v Speaker 1>Mankind says, I'm gonna turn my back so you two
<v Speaker 1>can have a special moment. Jaroshure, that's Rock's old high school.
<v Speaker 1>We'll go for how you doing, honey, Rock stops her
<v Speaker 1>as she walks up and says that and says, uh,
<v Speaker 1>you remember every Saturday night when you and the Rock
<v Speaker 1>you sit on your parents cow. The Rock used to
<v Speaker 1>put his arm around you and kiss a little, and
<v Speaker 1>he used to love the Rocks tongue, didn't you. And
<v Speaker 1>remember we used to nibble on the Rocks. Here the
<v Speaker 1>Rock's neck and you would whisper the Rock, Hey Rock
<v Speaker 1>again another person in his childhood that called him rock,
<v Speaker 1>Hey Rock, go for it, go for second base, and
<v Speaker 1>the Rock would put his hand on your knee, then
<v Speaker 1>help your thigh and what you do you cut the
<v Speaker 1>Rock off at second base. I mean, this is the
<v Speaker 1>biggest heat of the night. The crowd is British bull
<v Speaker 1>dog couln't even get this. Reacca, dude. I mean the
<v Speaker 1>faces she's making in the ring are awesome. She's just
<v Speaker 1>so confused. Yeah, and Jr. Says you ever been picked
<v Speaker 1>off a check and can but the Rock's out the
<v Speaker 1>type of got a hold of grudge. You stand there
<v Speaker 1>looking at the Rock, gowking at the Rock wanted to
<v Speaker 1>go one on one with the great one. And this
<v Speaker 1>is I didn't know, obviously legendary segment by all accounts,
<v Speaker 1>but I didn't know that right here, right now was
<v Speaker 1>going to change the course of the rocks career forever.
<v Speaker 1>And to Jerry's now, in front of all the Rocks fans,
<v Speaker 1>you want to serve the Rock a great big piece
<v Speaker 1>of that Poon Tang Pie, and I swear Jerry Lawler
<v Speaker 1>is like about the falling of his chair with how hard.
<v Speaker 1>He's laughing like he didn't see that coming, and he's
<v Speaker 1>like he's laughing into the mic like it's fucking how funny.
<v Speaker 1>He thinks this is He says, what kind of I
<v Speaker 1>don't know? This is the first time Rock says poon
<v Speaker 1>Tang Pie, which snowballs into Jerry holding a bunch of pies,
<v Speaker 1>which is unbelievable, which, of course his favorite was Poon
<v Speaker 1>Tong Pe. Dude, I was like, oh my god, I
<v Speaker 1>fucking had no clue. I've I just figured he'd done
<v Speaker 1>that already, and it was like already just a piece
<v Speaker 1>of his repertoire Poon Tang Pie. I mean, Lawler is
<v Speaker 1>fucking dying. Yeah he is. Yeah, And Rock says it's
<v Speaker 1>no secret he loves There's.
<v Speaker 2>Also snowballs into WWF the music album with the way
<v Speaker 2>fucking Pie.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, well that's why, I mean, like we you know,
<v Speaker 1>say it in the intro obviously, but I like pig
<v Speaker 1>I suggested this episode because this is episode three fourteen
<v Speaker 1>three point one four is pie and this is the
<v Speaker 1>debut of the fucking Pie thing. I don't even know.
<v Speaker 1>Unbelievable how these things worked out. So Rock says, it's
<v Speaker 1>no secret he loves pie. But the Rock just has
<v Speaker 1>one thing to say to you, and he fucking flips
<v Speaker 1>his arm, points outside the ring poon tang your ass
<v Speaker 1>on out of here, huge pop. The girl flips her
<v Speaker 1>hair and leaves. She's fucking upset, and Mankind's film defeated Rock. Hey,
<v Speaker 1>I I didn't know this was gonna and the Rock says,
<v Speaker 1>if you would shut up and shut your mouth and listen,
<v Speaker 1>because they are chanting the rocks name, they chant his name,
<v Speaker 1>of course, and he says, listen. I had no way
<v Speaker 1>of knowing your home economics teacher was gonna be a bitch.
<v Speaker 1>That was crazy. It caught me so off guard, he says,
<v Speaker 1>it's so matter of fact, like as if it was
<v Speaker 1>of course. I know, I had known your home economics
<v Speaker 1>teacher was gonna be a bitch, where your football coach
<v Speaker 1>would be such a jerk, and I certainly didn't know
<v Speaker 1>your ex girlfriend would be a complete skank just the opposite.
<v Speaker 1>She turned him down. I'm gonna make this night special,
<v Speaker 1>and damn it's gonna be because we're gonna open the
<v Speaker 1>people's present. So he gives them a gift, and one
<v Speaker 1>of the gifts, of of course, the legendary Rock and
<v Speaker 1>Sock connection jacket, which is awesome. Yeah, I love that.
<v Speaker 2>Man kinds doesn't really fit right.
<v Speaker 1>He puts his on his own on and uh, you know,
<v Speaker 1>I mean looks ridiculous. But and then he gives them
<v Speaker 1>another gift. Uh, and it is, of course mister Rugo,
<v Speaker 1>which is actually awesome, looking like whoever did this that airbrush? Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it looks great. And Mankind starts talking as mister Rocco
<v Speaker 1>to the rock's face, and he says, you smoked. The
<v Speaker 1>sock is cooking. The finale here, Mankind says, you know
<v Speaker 1>someone's been standing outside there. I mean they've been walked
<v Speaker 1>on and made to walk the entire building for some
<v Speaker 1>reason in a rain.
<v Speaker 2>Like that.
<v Speaker 1>Was this is like the least exciting part of it.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why. Somebody very specials out there. I
<v Speaker 1>don't know. You don't know this someone yet, but one
<v Speaker 1>half of the rock and stck Connection. You know you're
<v Speaker 1>gonna know real soon, ladies and gentlemen, say hello to
<v Speaker 1>your Oh.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, BF confetti cannon the cloud on your fucking feet.
<v Speaker 2>How excited is this the clown?
<v Speaker 1>Come on, man, this is actually Euple's return.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's an eight.
<v Speaker 1>X ten of mankind with your for the clown. Your
<v Speaker 1>hopefully was hitting the circuit the conventions with this. Oh
<v Speaker 1>that's fucking fantastic. What the waitit you search to miss
<v Speaker 1>your pull the clown?
<v Speaker 2>Dude, dude, there's a Europle the Clown card.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know that. Look at this like a trading.
<v Speaker 2>Up the clown ww or Eurple the clown WWF auto card. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>oh did Eurple make these?
<v Speaker 1>That is awesome. If that's the case, that might be
<v Speaker 1>what it is.
<v Speaker 2>Europle made these cards and then signed them and you
<v Speaker 2>can buy them for twenty.
<v Speaker 1>Dollars on eBay. I know what you're getting next, dude.
<v Speaker 1>That's awesome. Wow. So your pool puts a sticker on
<v Speaker 1>the rock and JR. Says, is that a condom? No,
<v Speaker 1>it's a sticker.
<v Speaker 2>JR.
<v Speaker 1>Then says, I'm begging for a rock bottom damn, Like,
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck? He's not down with the cloud. The
<v Speaker 1>Rock says this, before you come in here and start
<v Speaker 1>putting little stickers on the rock, The Rock wants to
<v Speaker 1>know what is your name? It doesn't matter what your
<v Speaker 1>name is. Man kind of gets pissed. Hey, hold on,
<v Speaker 1>hold right there, it does matter. I'll tell you why
<v Speaker 1>I tried real hard to get I went through a
<v Speaker 1>lot of expensive time to make this real special for you.
<v Speaker 1>And one by one you're gonna saw my guess. And
<v Speaker 1>sometimes I think you're a very ungrateful little man, Rock,
<v Speaker 1>and more than poorly. I'll tell you why it matters.
<v Speaker 1>Because this young lady is gonna lead the fans and
<v Speaker 1>a birthdays sing along for the Rock. And that's what
<v Speaker 1>she does. She starts singing Happy Birthday. The crowd joins
<v Speaker 1>in a man with the craziest hair I ever seen
<v Speaker 1>in my life starts bringing cake down the ring side
<v Speaker 1>and he brings it down and it's a Brahma bowl
<v Speaker 1>cake and the Rock on it has got gandals. So
<v Speaker 1>Rock says, naturally, the Rock is appreciative of all his fans,
<v Speaker 1>but to you, the Rock's birthday is May second, you
<v Speaker 1>stupid son of a bit. This this shows at the
<v Speaker 1>end of September. I know, Rock, I just it's just
<v Speaker 1>every day I could just spend a lot of the
<v Speaker 1>time with you. Feels like somebody's Birthday, and then he
<v Speaker 1>fucking iggies to the crowd both sides and trying to
<v Speaker 1>get like a pop. There's a huge smell on his face.
<v Speaker 1>It almost felt like he was breaking the fourth wall.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I knew this is how this
<v Speaker 1>segment ends, but Triple just runs it with a sledgehammer.
<v Speaker 1>Everyone powders, and then Triple h could stuck in the
<v Speaker 1>balloons on accidentally.
<v Speaker 2>I wonder if it was supposed to end like that
<v Speaker 2>or if they just set Triple Ah, she said, just
<v Speaker 2>end es please.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we gotta fuck like send him out and get
<v Speaker 1>something done here. We don't know how to get out
<v Speaker 1>of this. Yeah, Triple che gets in, Triple Edge gets
<v Speaker 1>in with the sledgehammer, tries to kick the balloons because
<v Speaker 1>he's a bastard, but he gets stuck in them. So
<v Speaker 1>he's trying to stand there looking intimidating with the sledgehammer
<v Speaker 1>in the hand to set up for the main event,
<v Speaker 1>but he's just trapped in a bunch of Birthday and
<v Speaker 1>the rock as the ramp with the clown, he tells
<v Speaker 1>to get the fuck out of here. I swore he
<v Speaker 1>was gonna sledgehammer the cake. Oh that would have been awesome.
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe that wasn't what they did.
<v Speaker 2>Well, they probably brought it to the back and all
<v Speaker 2>the boys is ates up.
<v Speaker 1>That was Albert and draws his pail for the night.
<v Speaker 1>You can have some of the rocks pie. That's cake rock.
<v Speaker 1>Shut up, Albert, bigs I just look at each other.
<v Speaker 1>The fuck is going on? Good to eat it because
<v Speaker 1>I'm hungry. That's gonna be a problem for you soon. Well,
<v Speaker 1>now it's time for the New Age Outlaws Open Challenge. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Road Dog comes out and he grabs the mic and
<v Speaker 2>he says, Billy, every day I get to spend with
<v Speaker 2>you feels like somebody's birthday and he looks.
<v Speaker 1>At the camera. Right, does not the crowd for this one?
<v Speaker 2>So the Dog comes out here and he calls out
<v Speaker 2>anyone backstage?
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>And the Holly Cousins are watching backstage on a monitor
<v Speaker 2>and crash. Holly says, do you think they make the
<v Speaker 2>super heavyweight cut?
<v Speaker 1>Bob says, I don't know. There's only one way to
<v Speaker 1>find out. Let's go get that damn scale. This is
<v Speaker 1>like a evil movie villa thing and it.
<v Speaker 2>Comes back from commercial and it's not The Holly Cousins.
<v Speaker 1>It's super not the Holly Cousins. So let's go out
<v Speaker 1>and oh my god, it's Kane and what the fuck us?
<v Speaker 2>Also, yeah, we come back from commercial, Kane's pyro hits,
<v Speaker 2>X Pocky and Kane come out. I thought it's hilarious.
<v Speaker 2>The hook for the commercial was the Holly Cousins and
<v Speaker 2>they come back and you get X Pocky Kine.
<v Speaker 1>Which I guess, you know, probably you'd be a lot
<v Speaker 1>happier they probably did that. We're like, oh fuck, maybe
<v Speaker 1>we shouldn't go to commercial with those guys. They're gonna
<v Speaker 1>change the nightron.
<v Speaker 2>Well, road Dog and Xbox shake hands because they're all cool,
<v Speaker 2>yes for now, and they get started and the Holly Cousins.
<v Speaker 1>Come down here.
<v Speaker 2>They're probably pissed with the scale And it's so funny
<v Speaker 2>because this show, like all the matches, kind of followed
<v Speaker 2>the same formula. And now that we've kind of put
<v Speaker 2>the pieces together that this was russo like on the
<v Speaker 2>committee for this show, that kind of makes sense. Guy
<v Speaker 2>comes down here, they joined commentary, match gets thrown out,
<v Speaker 2>like they're all kind of following the same deal here.
<v Speaker 2>It almost feels like no mercy run ins, Like when
<v Speaker 2>you start a match on no Mercy and someone comes
<v Speaker 2>down the ramp.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, it's so funny because legit at the top
<v Speaker 1>of the match too, like you said, road Dog and
<v Speaker 1>Xbox were cool, like they tap up and Jes says, Oh,
<v Speaker 1>that's that's good. Haven't seen that often here? And then
<v Speaker 1>it gets fucked up there. Hardcore gets on the commentary
<v Speaker 1>Mike and says that x POC and Caine have had
<v Speaker 1>their shots.
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck they just took our shit?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he says, I don't know what they're doing. It's
<v Speaker 1>our shot, so our turn. What's the cause of all this? JR?
<v Speaker 1>And crushes Yeah, what's going on? Jr? You might have
<v Speaker 1>been shlow on the draw. I don't know. Oh, I
<v Speaker 1>think JR had something to do with it. What if
<v Speaker 1>I did about it?
<v Speaker 2>So Kane tags in and instead of a lock up,
<v Speaker 2>he goes for a strong goozle with the glove Like.
<v Speaker 1>That is awesome. I love that too.
<v Speaker 2>Caine hits Billy Gun with a big boot and then
<v Speaker 2>hits the goozle, but the dog stops him. XBOC misses
<v Speaker 2>a Bronco buster.
<v Speaker 1>Well he stay under. I guess I don't know what
<v Speaker 1>he was trying to fuck his mis section.
<v Speaker 2>So Xbox misses a Bronco Buster and Kane goozles Billy
<v Speaker 2>Gun on the top rope the long way.
<v Speaker 1>This is the craziest like shot they could have got.
<v Speaker 2>I mean x POC is fucking his balls up on
<v Speaker 2>the turnbuckle and Kane is goozling.
<v Speaker 1>Billy Gun on the top rook. Uh.
<v Speaker 2>The Holly Cousins run in and attack the New Age
<v Speaker 2>Outlaws and the bell.
<v Speaker 1>Is ring and the match is thrown out Like what
<v Speaker 1>like what the It's so funny that like to your point,
<v Speaker 1>like you know they Russell always does this something he
<v Speaker 1>also always does. He has to have at least thirty
<v Speaker 1>seconds to one minute of action to justify. Okay, now
<v Speaker 1>it's time to go fuck this match. Oh there's a match, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>which is legit what happens in the video games. Like
<v Speaker 1>in some games, it's like, okay, well, if you know
<v Speaker 1>someone's and beat up for a minute, all right, send
<v Speaker 1>motherfucker out.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Caine choke Slam's crash and x POC hits the
<v Speaker 2>Bronco Buster on crash, Yes, correctly. Uh, and Caine he's
<v Speaker 2>got a fuck with degeneration.
<v Speaker 1>X Hey, he likes this green like he's like Xbox
<v Speaker 1>dapping up with the boys. He's dapping over with the
<v Speaker 1>dog and the ass and Caine's not like jumping in
<v Speaker 1>on the fun. But like I'm just saying this, this.
<v Speaker 2>Guy could wear some green.
<v Speaker 1>He looks you look kind of crazy and some green.
<v Speaker 1>I gotta say, like, might be something to think about
<v Speaker 1>for one, not only at the very least. Yeah, right
<v Speaker 1>on a house show does anything? Would have been nice?
<v Speaker 1>Remember like Kane with the cape like in his like
<v Speaker 1>early early days, he had the big cape. That was cool.
<v Speaker 1>They made a figure of it, like just one house
<v Speaker 1>show with some green on.
<v Speaker 2>Shit x poc uh the New Age Outlaws and Kane
<v Speaker 2>then do the curtain.
<v Speaker 1>Call, Oh my god, because are going to.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage. Terry Taylor is here with May
<v Speaker 2>and Moolaw. Moolaw says that she's here to teach Ivory
<v Speaker 2>a lesson, and that's to respect your elders.
<v Speaker 1>She's a trump.
<v Speaker 2>You activates because she's on her all on parim and
<v Speaker 2>she says she's a triumph.
<v Speaker 1>Calm down, May dude. We go into the segment. Terry
<v Speaker 1>Taylor says, oh, you look fabulous this evening. You two,
<v Speaker 1>and I don't know why Cherry laller legitisis.
<v Speaker 2>So the rescue of the week is brought to you
<v Speaker 2>by the US Coast Guard. The real rest return at
<v Speaker 2>Unforgiven and attack scab ref and then Steve Austin comes
<v Speaker 2>and kicks all the f's asses. What Steve Austin is
<v Speaker 2>a big Jimmy corderaz guy.
<v Speaker 1>He's a scab as well.
<v Speaker 2>So now it's time for Ivory versus May Young and
<v Speaker 2>fabulous Moolah, which we can.
<v Speaker 1>Find out, Yeah, find out's a non title evening gown match. Yep.
<v Speaker 2>Uh, this is fucking insane to look at by the way,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, everything is fucked up about this.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So Ivory is the women's champ and uh she takes
<v Speaker 2>her shoe off and hot starts on Moulah by hitting
<v Speaker 2>her in the back of the head with it.
<v Speaker 1>Even crazier is when Ivory starts snapmarring May Young and
<v Speaker 1>May Young's old decredit body cannot move like this anymore,
<v Speaker 1>so she keeps landing on her fucking head. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>May Young spear tackles Ivory and they start catfighting. The
<v Speaker 2>Ivory starts ripping off.
<v Speaker 1>May Young's but May Young it's a body slam. For
<v Speaker 1>a one. May in the evening gown match where you
<v Speaker 1>can only win by your love counts one.
<v Speaker 2>Because fucking the rehired refs are having a rough night.
<v Speaker 1>He hasn't penned in weeks and he just needs to
<v Speaker 1>get one in. It's his only match the night.
<v Speaker 2>So may Young and Mulai hit a double line and
<v Speaker 2>May locks in a sleeper.
<v Speaker 1>Hole and this is like a Roddy Piper esque finishing
<v Speaker 1>the match sleeper like, this is a real ship right here.
<v Speaker 2>Ivory rips off may dress and then ship cans are
<v Speaker 2>over the top.
<v Speaker 1>She drop kicks May and May Young is prepared to
<v Speaker 1>go the top, but she didn't get enough momentum, so
<v Speaker 1>Ivory has to get her again and launchers her on
<v Speaker 1>the top room. She hits the apron so fucking hard,
<v Speaker 1>and I thought her breasts were.
<v Speaker 2>Gonna come out, dude, so like for a second she
<v Speaker 2>hit the ground, and my mind just went and said,
<v Speaker 2>is this like a Johnny Knox mel thing? Is there
<v Speaker 2>like somebody in like an older like outfit or something
<v Speaker 2>like makeup and shit, this can only happen in wrestling,
<v Speaker 2>by the way.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, oh my god, this is actually probably illegal anywhere else.
<v Speaker 1>She fucking launched her the top, but like she could
<v Speaker 1>have died.
<v Speaker 2>So Moolah and Ivory are now running spots and uh,
<v Speaker 2>Moolah then back mounts Ivory and slams are headed to
<v Speaker 2>the mat.
<v Speaker 1>That's what she when I write back mounts, Ivory kicks
<v Speaker 1>she's beating the ship out of her and then of
<v Speaker 1>course she starts to strip her gown off of her
<v Speaker 1>and she does, and and Moolah beats the women's championed
<v Speaker 1>by stripping her of her clothes, and then Ivory runs
<v Speaker 1>up the ramp and May even better, even better, Bulah
<v Speaker 1>is celebrating with Ivory's garments and Ivory is not having it,
<v Speaker 1>so she runs.
<v Speaker 2>Up and Crumb kicks her head.
<v Speaker 1>Child kicks her head, which leads to that Young getting
<v Speaker 1>back of the ring and Shoot grabbing her by her
<v Speaker 1>hair to not let her go. So Ivy has to
<v Speaker 1>fucking forcibly powder to run up the ramp in her
<v Speaker 1>fucking underwear, and May Young gets back out of the
<v Speaker 1>ring to chase her.
<v Speaker 2>She chases her off camera because she was so funny.
<v Speaker 1>Un fucking believable, dude, like this is fucking like this
<v Speaker 1>is fucking so ridiculous. Well, China is walking. Remember she's
<v Speaker 1>on the show, Guys, why the fuck is this match
<v Speaker 1>so late in the show.
<v Speaker 2>That's Russo's boy, sure, J davey JJV jve.
<v Speaker 1>This is a kind of an I don't want to
<v Speaker 1>say important one, but important for Valvinus because this is
<v Speaker 1>the last time he gets a push.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Valvenus throws away a water bottle but sees something
<v Speaker 2>in the trash can. Hm, and it's mister Rocco.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, mister Rocco. And he rolls it up and stuffs
<v Speaker 1>it down the front of his pants because he's a
<v Speaker 1>sick Baszard. And that leads to a little feud for
<v Speaker 1>a little bit with with val and the Rock and
<v Speaker 1>Mankind and our boy the British Bulldog how about, which
<v Speaker 1>sadly leads to something just very bad for the British
<v Speaker 1>bull Dog and somehow not Valvenus.
<v Speaker 2>Well, now it's time for Jared and Tom Pritchard with
<v Speaker 2>Miss Kitty versus China and Debra battle the sexes. Jared
<v Speaker 2>cuts a provo and says, are you gonna step into
<v Speaker 2>my world? I was like, oh shit, okay, Well, Jared
<v Speaker 2>says women are only good for three things, cooking, cleaning,
<v Speaker 2>and then my time hits to interrupt China and the
<v Speaker 2>lights of the ramp looks so hard.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that is awesome, cool as fuck. We've talked about
<v Speaker 1>it before, but I do want to bring this up again.
<v Speaker 1>How odd this kind of is that China use Triple
<v Speaker 1>still a triple Age folds full on here uses the
<v Speaker 1>same music Sam Tron. They came out together at the
<v Speaker 1>start of the show. She's a heel, but by herself
<v Speaker 1>she's a face. Mm right, I don't know how many
<v Speaker 1>other people that's ever happened with were like, they're such different,
<v Speaker 1>They're two different the same person, but two different characters
<v Speaker 1>on the show. Right, Yeah, she's fucking shitty.
<v Speaker 2>You know, earlier she was stomping out the British Bulldog,
<v Speaker 2>which could be looked good or bad.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true, depending on what you ask. But yeah,
<v Speaker 1>she's like, you know, Triple A's girlfriend, shitty, fucking heel
<v Speaker 1>and now she's you know, face against Jeff Jarrard. Just
<v Speaker 1>it's super It's it's pretty interesting and it works because
<v Speaker 1>the crowd was crowd liked her.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, China says she accepts under one condition. If she
<v Speaker 2>wins here tonight, she gets a rematch for the Icy
<v Speaker 2>title at.
<v Speaker 1>No Mercy, but Jeff says, throwing a chance in hell,
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna beat me, and that just I guess assumes
<v Speaker 1>that this match is on.
<v Speaker 2>Jared says, Vince better give you my damn money.
<v Speaker 1>I got some way for his ants.
<v Speaker 2>So Deborah comes down here and gets on the apron
<v Speaker 2>and unbuttons her jacket.
<v Speaker 1>The bell rings here, by the way, and.
<v Speaker 2>Tom Pritchard is mesmerized, as Jr. Puts it, you would
<v Speaker 2>rather see the puppies than wrestle. So China Low blows
<v Speaker 2>Prichard and then Jarrett chop blocks.
<v Speaker 1>China and works her leg. Yeah, Jr.
<v Speaker 2>Says he couldn't get the figure four on at the
<v Speaker 2>pay per view, so Jarrett locks the figure four on
<v Speaker 2>China here. But then Deborah runs in and grabs Jared's ears.
<v Speaker 1>Grabs his ears and then his hair, just doing kind
<v Speaker 1>of whatever she needs to do to get him out
<v Speaker 1>of this. But then miss Kenny.
<v Speaker 2>It's Jade, dammit.
<v Speaker 1>She gets in the ring and they start arguing, pushing
<v Speaker 1>each other, and then we have a cat fight.
<v Speaker 2>China then Low blows Jeff Jarrett, but Tom Pritchard has
<v Speaker 2>the guitar Pritchard then hits China with the guitar from behind,
<v Speaker 2>right on the top of her head, back of her head.
<v Speaker 1>He smashes her with the guitar. She's out, but she
<v Speaker 1>lands on Jeff Jared, who was also laid out from
<v Speaker 1>her low blow, and she gets the wind.
<v Speaker 2>The RAF counts the three and China wins.
<v Speaker 1>So now she gets her shot.
<v Speaker 2>And I mean Tom Pritchard destroyed her with that guitar shot.
<v Speaker 1>I for a second I thought like he got nervous
<v Speaker 1>and like he was waiting too long for her to
<v Speaker 1>turn around because I thought maybe she was supposed to
<v Speaker 1>hit in the front and then fall backwards. So he
<v Speaker 1>just fucking went for it because it looked pretty gnarly.
<v Speaker 1>But regardless, China gets her title shot, and uh, Jeff
<v Speaker 1>Jared gets uh he gets a guitar shot for bagwell, he.
<v Speaker 2>Gets an entire guitar room in a triple cage.
<v Speaker 1>He gets a guitar truck at some point as well.
<v Speaker 2>Uh so, yeah, that was the only pinfall I believe,
<v Speaker 2>uh that we've seen this evening. Is that.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking right? I think so? So? D lo No, that
<v Speaker 1>was d Q uh Oh Big show was a DQ.
<v Speaker 1>The tag was a DQ. The women's match was a
<v Speaker 1>stripping of somehow had a pinfall in it but was
<v Speaker 1>not a pinfall ending, and then this one was a
<v Speaker 1>pinfall that is fucking unbelievable.
<v Speaker 2>It turned out really good. Here the the guitar shot
<v Speaker 2>like it looked like legit knocked her out. I mean
<v Speaker 2>even afterwards Jeff Jared gets up and leaves and she's
<v Speaker 2>still laying.
<v Speaker 1>There ship prior like shit.
<v Speaker 2>So now we have the main event, which is Triple
<v Speaker 2>H versus The Rock.
<v Speaker 1>They showed Triple H walking through the backstage area to
<v Speaker 1>come to the ring, like you know the shot that
<v Speaker 1>show him and his own ship and then Rocks coming.
<v Speaker 1>Triple H immediately slips and almost falls. I didn't see that. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he like slips and he's fucking's he's almost gonna punge
<v Speaker 1>it all. He's piste. He almost slips in fucking eat shit.
<v Speaker 1>But it is time for the main event. Don't be
<v Speaker 1>a title of the Rock versus Triple H. But oh
<v Speaker 1>Stone Gulge gotta come out for commentary, because that's also
<v Speaker 1>a big thing in this era was people coming out
<v Speaker 1>to join for commentary, which I I like that and
<v Speaker 1>it is funny. Shit Austin walks up to the table
<v Speaker 1>and he puts the headset on and he sits down
<v Speaker 1>and he says, oh, hell yeah, dude, I loved all
<v Speaker 1>of this.
<v Speaker 2>Steve Austin comes out first, slide into the ring, slides
<v Speaker 2>out the other side of the ring, and then puts
<v Speaker 2>on the commentary headset.
<v Speaker 1>Well.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so Rock Hot starts on Triple H here.
<v Speaker 1>Before the lights even come back on for Triple H's entrance. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>he saw the belt on. I was like, oh shit,
<v Speaker 1>they're really going here. I wonder what went long the night.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it turns into a big brawl here. Rock whips
<v Speaker 2>Triple H into the corner, takes the buckle over when
<v Speaker 2>it Triple H's big spots there.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he he gets hurt on that eventually, right at
<v Speaker 1>the fucking Saudi show, blows his shit out. Oh what
<v Speaker 1>does he? I didn't even know that. Yeah, it was
<v Speaker 1>the fucking match with him and Sean against Taker and Kane.
<v Speaker 1>Oh that tag. Yeah, it takes the buckle like that
<v Speaker 1>and fuck it. I mean, which that's crazy to take
<v Speaker 1>for like his age at that point. I'm surprised that
<v Speaker 1>didn't happen sooner. I mean, that's a crazy thing to take.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Rock chases him into the crowd. Rock takes him
<v Speaker 2>to the crowd wall and then takes them back and
<v Speaker 2>throws them into the steel steps.
<v Speaker 1>You see the boys that were there, Yeah, three sixteen
<v Speaker 1>the boys went three to sixteen faint on them. One
<v Speaker 1>of the thankfully was for of them, so one of
<v Speaker 1>them got to put the you know.
<v Speaker 2>The Triple H throws Rock back into the ring, and
<v Speaker 2>now we are off to the races. Triple H hits
<v Speaker 2>the face, crush your knee, but Rock grabs them for
<v Speaker 2>the rock bottom, huge pop.
<v Speaker 1>Big pops for both of these. Oh shit.
<v Speaker 2>Triple H gets out and tries to hit the pedigree,
<v Speaker 2>but Rock gets out. Rock catapult Triple H into the corner.
<v Speaker 1>And then hits the counter the DDT for a two.
<v Speaker 2>That's the same one he hit on the QB. They
<v Speaker 2>go back to the outside for a minute until Triple
<v Speaker 2>H grabs a chair and now they're back inside the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Earl Hebner tries to stop Triple H from using the chair.
<v Speaker 2>The Triple H bumps them.
<v Speaker 1>Triple H bumps them and you can hear Austin go
<v Speaker 1>laugh on commentary what he does. I think he was
<v Speaker 1>meant to, but which is. I mean, this is good
<v Speaker 1>in the sense that, like all night, they've been talking
<v Speaker 1>about the refs having the power back, and everyone's supposed
<v Speaker 1>to abide by them, and no one supposed to fuck
<v Speaker 1>with the rat. So the top piece of shit on
<v Speaker 1>the show does not give a fuck and he lays
<v Speaker 1>out Earl.
<v Speaker 2>Triple H then hits Rock with the chair a. Triple
<v Speaker 2>Ah points to Steve Austin and starts talking, shit, you're
<v Speaker 2>talking to me, you son of a bitch.
<v Speaker 1>And then pops his head set off, runs into the
<v Speaker 1>ring and starts kicking the shit out of Triple A.
<v Speaker 2>The crowd is going nuts, losing it, so Steve Austin
<v Speaker 2>hits Triple H with the stunner. Rock hits the rock bottom.
<v Speaker 2>Steve Auston runs back to commentary and says, we got
<v Speaker 2>a new champion.
<v Speaker 1>That was fucking awesome. I could not believe he joined
<v Speaker 1>commentary again.
<v Speaker 2>Rock is down, Triple H is down, Earl Hebner is down.
<v Speaker 2>Steve Austin on commentary. After a while, Rock finally gets
<v Speaker 2>his arm over on Triple H and Earl Hebner finally
<v Speaker 2>sees it and he counts to two, but then British
<v Speaker 2>bulldog comes in and hits the rock.
<v Speaker 1>Oh Son up a bitch, and Austin does not get
<v Speaker 1>involved at this last part here, which I thought was funny.
<v Speaker 1>I thought for sure he would get in and like
<v Speaker 1>start fighting with the bulldog or something, but I guess
<v Speaker 1>they wanted to like try to get bulldog some heat here,
<v Speaker 1>so he gets in.
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, I mean he got bitched out earlier, so maybe.
<v Speaker 1>Sure, gotta get him something. So he gets in the ring.
<v Speaker 1>He jumps the rock, Earl calls for the bell. It's over.
<v Speaker 1>Earl first obviously was not gonna call for the bell
<v Speaker 1>after triple H deckdam because he wanted the rock to
<v Speaker 1>get the pinfall and win. Bulldogs starts fucking stopping him out.
<v Speaker 1>He turns. He starts stomping triple H out too. He
<v Speaker 1>picks triple H up and hits someone has finished the
<v Speaker 1>running power slam, and then the show ends with everyone
<v Speaker 1>on commentary trying to figure out how to end the
<v Speaker 1>show and they don't know how to and it goes off.
<v Speaker 1>It's legit, like all of them talking at the same
<v Speaker 1>time trying to find a line out and they just
<v Speaker 1>can't find it. And the last thing you see is
<v Speaker 1>British Bulldog's back. I mean ridiculous, this is a I
<v Speaker 1>mean again very nineteen ninety nine show or WWF nothing
<v Speaker 1>that is too so prizing. The I will say the
<v Speaker 1>h this is Your Life segment was funnier now than
<v Speaker 1>I remember it being like. I remember it being good,
<v Speaker 1>but I was like, oh, this is actually like fantastic.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I enjoyed it a lot myself.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's very fucking funny. Uh didn't didn't think about
<v Speaker 1>the lack of pinfalls until you brought it up. That's
<v Speaker 1>pretty fucking insane. Yeah, draws also insane and uh yeah,
<v Speaker 1>just very WWF ninety nine. But that is it for
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