TLF Unwrappening 2024 Part 12

<v Speaker 1>It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack and Carnasco
<v Speaker 1>and JP Sorrow. We've got an exciting Christmas program lined
<v Speaker 1>up for these folks. We've been to a Little Boys
<v Speaker 1>that year.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Tony.
<v Speaker 1>It's an artificial tree, so I did artificial job at.
<v Speaker 2>Trimming times is only exceeded by inability to adjust hollow.
<v Speaker 1>The third wrangling here the Lapsed Fan got a price.
<v Speaker 2>For the Maion dollar Man. Even Santa Claus and so
<v Speaker 2>No say it's not so.
<v Speaker 1>Off, and we continue. We're back. It's the twenty twenty
<v Speaker 1>four to left Christmas Show and we have reached that
<v Speaker 1>stage where it's a battle. It's the solar system has
<v Speaker 1>been so generous and we're just good. We are bounded
<v Speaker 1>by things we've already opened and there's still quite a
<v Speaker 1>bit to go.
<v Speaker 2>There's way too much to go.
<v Speaker 1>JP, Mama Sorrow, I'm here with you. And the next
<v Speaker 1>gift of Christmas comes to us from Italy, from no
<v Speaker 1>actually for Jila, New Milford, New Jersey. This is from
<v Speaker 1>our pal Scott and it's very clear, do not bend.
<v Speaker 1>Let's see what it is. Will we bend the knee?
<v Speaker 2>Brother?
<v Speaker 1>Will we bend to his will, bend his desire on
<v Speaker 1>this unwrappening. As I said about bending it very decisive. Right,
<v Speaker 1>Whatever happened to those scissors?
<v Speaker 2>Uh? Do I have?
<v Speaker 1>Oh?
<v Speaker 2>I have them?
<v Speaker 1>Boss has the scissors. It comes the very fraud exercise
<v Speaker 1>of passing them. Sid, I didn't we already go over this,
<v Speaker 1>Mama sorrow?
<v Speaker 3>Did?
<v Speaker 2>I did? Put the shop in my hand.
<v Speaker 1>The wrong night right right, just like it, And we
<v Speaker 1>must keep that in mind. Yes, play you just read, Yes,
<v Speaker 1>chat GPT wrote it in artificial intelligence. Artificial intelligence will
<v Speaker 1>write if you tell it. Write a play about Jack
<v Speaker 1>and JP being confronted by Vince McMahon in the middle
<v Speaker 1>of the night and Hulk Hogan confronting them as well.
<v Speaker 1>Make Hulk Coogan say x y Z, it'll write to
<v Speaker 1>the script by itself. That's the age we're in. Can
<v Speaker 1>you believe that?
<v Speaker 3>No, because I'm.
<v Speaker 1>Thinking of all the wonderful producers that have been struggling
<v Speaker 1>for years amen books together or.
<v Speaker 3>Movies, and now AI is going to.
<v Speaker 1>Take Did you think that was just as good as
<v Speaker 1>any writer could come up with. Yeah, it's indistinguishable in
<v Speaker 1>some in some degree, right, yes. And so the question
<v Speaker 1>is what makes one human and here's here's our gift
<v Speaker 1>from Scott. Boss Man's on the move. Oh he's gonna
<v Speaker 1>feed the flames. Yeah, so boss Man's been so great
<v Speaker 1>all night about keeping the hearth roaring. We've gotten lost
<v Speaker 1>here in gift unwrapping this season, and the fires died
<v Speaker 1>down quite a bit. So boss Man is trying to
<v Speaker 1>keep his head set on, negotiate this huge pile of
<v Speaker 1>packages and feed a fresh log into the hearth, Because
<v Speaker 1>what is Christmas if a fire isn't burning. We've learned
<v Speaker 1>this under the cinemat there's a fire. Well look at that. That
<v Speaker 1>thing went up like nothing.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, well that's not the law. It's a cardboard.
<v Speaker 1>But oh, I was going to say none of the plastic. No,
<v Speaker 1>he did not put plastic in it. But you did
<v Speaker 1>not put any of Scott, Gillian and Steve's gifts in there.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know if I can burn a pillow.
<v Speaker 1>Let's not so. Here it is. Here's the letter here
<v Speaker 1>from psychopathic siddons Uty. It signed I am not obligad
<v Speaker 1>Well this has to be you and yes, as the
<v Speaker 1>fireplace roars and Christmas.
<v Speaker 3>I am not obligated to sends you an eight ten
<v Speaker 3>autographed headshot with peanut butter and jelly for you to
<v Speaker 3>eat without without without first sending me a case of Vienna's.
<v Speaker 2>But I'll tell you.
<v Speaker 3>What, if you don't send me a case of Vienna's,
<v Speaker 3>I'll be forced to send you an autograph photo with
<v Speaker 3>peanut butter and jelly to eat. I'm forced, but never obligated.
<v Speaker 3>You cannot obligate me.
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, and we make the handoff inside the thing?
<v Speaker 2>What what is it?
<v Speaker 1>This is brilliant?
<v Speaker 2>Is it?
<v Speaker 1>Ah?
<v Speaker 4>It's an picture I'm sayding justice with peanut butter and jelly.
<v Speaker 1>On it, smothered, smeared.
<v Speaker 2>I don't even what do I do with the revolutionary too?
<v Speaker 2>What do I do with this? I mean, this is
<v Speaker 2>completely disgusting.
<v Speaker 4>That is the most atrocious thing Ever's ben It's smeared
<v Speaker 4>like you know why I do not bend because otherwise
<v Speaker 4>peanut butter and jelly go all over the place.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, there you go. Listeners of the show will
<v Speaker 1>recall during tribute, we made a joke about how, just
<v Speaker 1>to be as absurd as possible, a wrestler would smear
<v Speaker 1>peanut butter and jelly on his eight by tens before
<v Speaker 1>sending them to his fans. These are the kind of
<v Speaker 1>crazy things we come up with. And this is what happens,
<v Speaker 1>Mama sorrow. When we make a joke about peanut butter,
<v Speaker 1>smear it on an eight by ten of a wrestler.
<v Speaker 1>Some someone sends us an eight by ten with peanut
<v Speaker 1>butter and jellies.
<v Speaker 2>I can smell it. Oh you can't smell it now?
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, it looks like it honestly looks like diarrhea
<v Speaker 1>in there. Doesn't it the the color it takes on?
<v Speaker 2>Yes?
<v Speaker 1>And oh it does it looks like blood when put
<v Speaker 1>in cellophane and send them the mail? Who knew bloody
<v Speaker 1>diarrhea over a picture of sid and w c W
<v Speaker 1>laps the time to sign.
<v Speaker 2>It, Let me sign it.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking amazing. I have to say this is a great
<v Speaker 1>It's disgusting, but it's the perfect like little thing. It's
<v Speaker 1>not a big production. Yesh, kudos to you, sir. I
<v Speaker 1>want to grab the envelope again and give the shout out.
<v Speaker 2>Brother.
<v Speaker 1>So this is from Scott gallaher Scott, a Merry Christmas
<v Speaker 1>to you and yours. I want to thank you for
<v Speaker 1>the extra thoughtful and well extra disgusting gift. Sometimes we
<v Speaker 1>get boxes of food we can eat, and sometimes we
<v Speaker 1>get boxes of food we cannot.
<v Speaker 2>Eat, and boxes of food we don't want to eat.
<v Speaker 1>So all of our warmest bushes this holiday go out
<v Speaker 1>to scott and all of you in the Solar system
<v Speaker 1>as the unwrapping continues. The next time, we're with you
<v Speaker 1>here on the main feed.
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<v Speaker 1>Homely Phil is sorry I say we wanted
<v Speaker 2>Not want songs