The Lapsed Fan: The Unwrappening 2025 Day 3

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<v Speaker 2>We've been for a little boys this year. Every name,
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<v Speaker 1>In say it's not so, and welcome back to the
<v Speaker 1>TLF Christmas Show. It's the unwrapping number four twenty twenty five,
<v Speaker 1>your co Chairman assembled here in person, and the spirit
<v Speaker 1>of the holidays and the spirit of mirth, yes, and
<v Speaker 1>spirit of girth. There's no way I haven't said that,
<v Speaker 1>Mr Too for that exactly. So I'm just leaving at
<v Speaker 1>that and blur. If he keeps sitting on that garage.
<v Speaker 2>Seriously, I might as well, just be well more you're
<v Speaker 2>gonna pass out probably before I know it.
<v Speaker 1>Let it be known. I mean, if you're looking to
<v Speaker 1>stalk up this holiday season for the parties, the flips,
<v Speaker 1>we get together's garage beer?
<v Speaker 2>What a com what a conversation start of that is?
<v Speaker 2>You know what people say, hey, you know, hey, uh,
<v Speaker 2>good to see you know, Merry Christmas? Hey you got
<v Speaker 2>a beer, and it's like, yeah, you're like, what what
<v Speaker 2>the fuck is this?
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely?
<v Speaker 2>What garage beer? This is a fucking conversation start it
<v Speaker 2>was got out of my garage, let me go Well,
<v Speaker 2>I got to the garage very exactly. Yeah, to the
<v Speaker 2>garage right back. There's a brain. It's like fucking right
<v Speaker 2>out of my own my own garage, my own garage beer.
<v Speaker 1>Motherfucker, there's a You're gonna be hard pressed to find more.
<v Speaker 1>Match Maiden Heaven Hokan Savage style, Savage Liz style. I
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<v Speaker 1>you will but Garage Beer proud sponsors of not only
<v Speaker 1>the complete Houll Cochan, but all Wes Do.
<v Speaker 2>Funny isn't it kind of funny that the Savage and
<v Speaker 2>Liz did become the Match Maid in hell, you know.
<v Speaker 1>In so many ways. Oh, the match made in Heaven
<v Speaker 1>was Luger and Liz myself, especially.
<v Speaker 2>At the end of the line. Yeah, when that nine
<v Speaker 2>one one call happened?
<v Speaker 1>Should that that's a good little mini series wrestling nine
<v Speaker 1>one one call.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, just like you know, because you know what,
<v Speaker 2>you know what I would like to know. I would
<v Speaker 2>like to talk to the people who were who were
<v Speaker 2>on the other end of that nine one one call.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you know what were they thinking? I mean, Garen,
<v Speaker 2>Obviously it's just dispatch, like they probably get a thousand
<v Speaker 2>them every minute, but seriously, like but but after the fact,
<v Speaker 2>they must have realized, holy ship, like I was that person.
<v Speaker 1>I was a headline event right there.
<v Speaker 2>Do they ever really talk to them the dispatch?
<v Speaker 1>Now the only thing you'll see is like, you know,
<v Speaker 1>detectives investigated cases for years. We'll do reviews, but I've
<v Speaker 1>never seen one with like I was. I came in
<v Speaker 1>on a Tuesday and I was on the phone, right,
<v Speaker 1>you know.
<v Speaker 2>Like some some fake athlete was on the phone.
<v Speaker 1>My name's Lawrence Fall. I'm scared of death. Oh h
<v Speaker 1>come on, let's be nice. It's the Christmas time. Death
<v Speaker 1>that's what he said.
<v Speaker 2>He said, I'm scared of death. I'm scared of death.
<v Speaker 1>Scared to death.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, scared too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was time to reveal this deep like psychological theory.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm scared of death.
<v Speaker 1>Nah, that's one way of telling the dispatcher she's dying.
<v Speaker 1>I'm scared of death.
<v Speaker 2>N Sorry, my name is not NH.
<v Speaker 1>And who's It's Rachel But it's not Nachel Rachel boy,
<v Speaker 1>Nick Flair, I said, I said Nick Flair. I don't
<v Speaker 1>know why I said Nick at all. I wasn't even
<v Speaker 1>part of it. I guess the end from nature made
<v Speaker 1>its way. Rachel boy Rachel.
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, that something.
<v Speaker 1>Dusty would have called him having a fit in the
<v Speaker 1>Crockett days, like when Rachel Rachel ploy baby Rachel ploy,
<v Speaker 1>they call Chell by Rachel boy daddy great put down.
<v Speaker 1>No one knows what the fuck you're talking about.
<v Speaker 2>That's why they.
<v Speaker 1>That's why they're reacting.
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, all right, let's get this. So this is
<v Speaker 2>a funny one. So this was sent to the the
<v Speaker 2>p O box, but it's two Jillian Young.
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, that not to the labs fan. So we
<v Speaker 1>may we may well have someone else's We may have
<v Speaker 1>someone else's math. We know Jillian well, and she's a
<v Speaker 1>dearer friend and Solar System member. Her and Steve have
<v Speaker 1>and such a private personal well male, those two have
<v Speaker 1>sent us some very private They have pictures of Jerry
<v Speaker 1>Lawler in various stages of undress, Michael Hayes as well.
<v Speaker 1>Oh God, like those pillows you can get printed at
<v Speaker 1>CBS with Michael Hayes's chest hair on it.
<v Speaker 2>I think where Yeah, Oh, I don't know. I'm not
<v Speaker 2>I'm not thrilled. I see what looks like some kind
<v Speaker 2>of flesh.
<v Speaker 1>That's how I can already tell, Oh God, what is
<v Speaker 1>this meat soup?
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you know what you should probably do cause I'm
<v Speaker 2>sure it's going to make me miserable, all right, So
<v Speaker 2>I should see it from afar.
<v Speaker 1>So you can picture this. I'm holding it up in
<v Speaker 1>front of JP's looking at it, and I'm about to
<v Speaker 1>unveil it, sort of like a curtain.
<v Speaker 2>Dropping don't want to fucking so it's all folded up.
<v Speaker 2>It looks like a sweatshirt or a jacket or a blanket.
<v Speaker 2>I think it's a blanket. It's a blanket. Oh God,
<v Speaker 2>Another one to tell my wife. Why do you have
<v Speaker 2>a picture of this person.
<v Speaker 1>He always ends up with these. All right, I'm an
<v Speaker 1>unfolded and step away for the fireplace.
<v Speaker 2>See what we got? Oh fuck that? No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
<v Speaker 2>no no.
<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen it yet. Over the blanket, he's got
<v Speaker 1>both of his arms crossed like he's getting punched in
<v Speaker 1>the corner.
<v Speaker 2>Not gonna happen. I saw one glance. I'm done.
<v Speaker 1>He's got the back of his hand on his ear
<v Speaker 1>and he's got his other elbow like over that arm.
<v Speaker 1>He's forming an X over his ear and he's looking
<v Speaker 1>away from what I'm about to turn around and reveal
<v Speaker 1>is And you can go on our social to find
<v Speaker 1>pictures of this of this stuff.
<v Speaker 2>Nope, nope, Oh.
<v Speaker 1>My god, boss, Boss, this isn't even like this isn't
<v Speaker 1>even perverse or like, this isn't even like it's just
<v Speaker 1>completely this is like a direct attack on.
<v Speaker 2>This is this is a that is that is a
<v Speaker 2>harpoon to the to the heart. Is what that is?
<v Speaker 2>That is it's it's it's Frank Silva. It's Frank Silva
<v Speaker 2>from Twin Peaks, and it's the it's the incredibly horrifying
<v Speaker 2>shot of him peering through the uh, the the edge
<v Speaker 2>of the bed, the foot of the bed.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, if anyone listened to the Twin Peaks Journey
<v Speaker 1>out of the Cinemat, you know how much we made
<v Speaker 1>of just how electrifying a two second clip that is.
<v Speaker 1>And I just spread it out on the floor in
<v Speaker 1>front of you. Take one look, just one month I did.
<v Speaker 2>I saw his eye.
<v Speaker 1>I saw his eye.
<v Speaker 2>I looked at up the corner my back on I
<v Speaker 2>I'm good, I'm good. I don't want to know.
<v Speaker 1>These two are sick. They are because you've spent a
<v Speaker 1>lot of time on that show talked about how this
<v Speaker 1>is like legitimately free, this is like right, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>and then hes not turning around, not.
<v Speaker 2>To mention the fact that that that for those who
<v Speaker 2>listen to Cinemat. No Jack sends me pictures of Frank
<v Speaker 2>Silva sometimes over the chat, and I have to like
<v Speaker 2>then send a bunch of ships so that the chat can,
<v Speaker 2>you know, it can advance enough that I don't see
<v Speaker 2>it when it pops up.
<v Speaker 1>Right when we start recording a show. He is sitting
<v Speaker 1>at an incredibly unnatural angle right now, so as to
<v Speaker 1>not have personal vision on this thing.
<v Speaker 2>There is a barcode that has got my fucking laser
<v Speaker 2>vision right, full undivided attention. No good fuck, I saw
<v Speaker 2>just look. I looked over the corner of my over
<v Speaker 2>my sh older. I saw that one eye. I saw
<v Speaker 2>his right eye. Okay, and that was more than because
<v Speaker 2>the thing is like anyone who knows anything about fucking pictures,
<v Speaker 2>It's like it doesn't matter where you are, he's always
<v Speaker 2>looking at you.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm standing next to it. It's like to my
<v Speaker 1>left and I actually, do you feel like he's looking
<v Speaker 1>at it?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? He is, he is.
<v Speaker 1>It's like the Mona Lisa following you around, you know.
<v Speaker 2>And we didn't even you know, again, and we didn't
<v Speaker 2>even see the scariest one in the show. Season two
<v Speaker 2>has got the scariest fucking.
<v Speaker 1>When he comes over the couch, over the couch.
<v Speaker 2>Did I show it to you?
<v Speaker 1>I saw it. Yeah, I don't know if I showed
<v Speaker 1>it to you or not.
<v Speaker 2>I might have showed to you because it was just petrifying.
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm good.
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's Christmas time and we've got to do this
<v Speaker 1>for our beloved Sourcist members that they topped themselves here
<v Speaker 1>because this is a twist.
<v Speaker 2>Usually it's something that makes me grossed out.
<v Speaker 1>Right pictures of Jerry Lawler taking a Selvie in bed
<v Speaker 1>with no shirt on, Michael Hayes posing like maybe what I'll.
<v Speaker 2>Is Maybe what I'll do is I'll bring this home
<v Speaker 2>in the middle of the night. I'll just put it
<v Speaker 2>on my kid's bed. Oh, I'm jp.
<v Speaker 1>I'm so happy you guys do this Christmas show every year.
<v Speaker 1>It brightens our home up every year.
<v Speaker 2>They say, good.
<v Speaker 1>I can't even fucking get.
<v Speaker 2>Him out of here, get him out of here. I
<v Speaker 2>want to see him. I want to look at get
<v Speaker 2>him out of here. Nope.
<v Speaker 1>We do this for Jillian and Steve.
<v Speaker 2>Nope.
<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of behind a table and boss Man can't
<v Speaker 1>see at the table, so I've got It's like he's
<v Speaker 1>got like like Tarett's or something, and he's like looking
<v Speaker 1>at the ground. Nope, nope, nope, nope, saying to himself like.
<v Speaker 2>It's funny that this is the nicest guy in the world,
<v Speaker 2>Like you know we talked about here is the nicest
<v Speaker 2>guy in the world, but I that he's all scarious.
<v Speaker 1>This is the last thing we'll do and don't put
<v Speaker 1>it away. Okay, okay, but we got to do this
<v Speaker 1>for the Unwrappening for the Christmas to me. No, to
<v Speaker 1>make it worth it, I want you to just look,
<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna lift it up slowly behind this table.
<v Speaker 2>Just look.
<v Speaker 1>No, no, he turned away like a little baby, Like
<v Speaker 1>a little baby sucking his thumb. He looks like if
<v Speaker 1>you were to come upon a baby who hasn't come
<v Speaker 1>out of who hasn't been allowed out of the basement
<v Speaker 1>six years, and the baby is now nine and can't
<v Speaker 1>speak a word of England and can't speak any language.
<v Speaker 1>It's just been thrown down cans of tuna.
<v Speaker 2>But the Simpsons Halloween Special where Bart has a has
<v Speaker 2>a has a a conjoined twin and they cut off
<v Speaker 2>half and then put him mad.
<v Speaker 1>Frank Silva bas The Unwrappening or to Come is.
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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, we want