BONUS: Dream Jobs & Better Call La!

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Speaker 1: Oh, these are so good.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you picked it up.

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Speaker 3: I'm so happy that you're thrilled about this episode of the Bonus podcast Get Them La Lac Today. I want to know what all of you guys currently do for a job. And by the way, it doesn't need to like earn you money, right if you're like you know what? Right now, I'm just kind of like a stay at home mom.

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Speaker 1: But if I could do anything, not saying you don't love be a stay at home mom, but just like, let's venture into an alternate universe. If you could be anything, what would you be? So right now, I'm in entertainment.

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Speaker 4: I've always wanted to be an entertainment from the time I was a tiny, tiny little tot.

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Speaker 1: I do reality TV, I do this podcast. Whatever.

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Speaker 4: If I could pick any other job besides what I'm doing now, I would want to be a homicide investigator. Oh, I'd want to be the person they call when the police arrive and they're like, better call law and then I'd arrive. I'd say, what do we have, Johnny, He'd say thirty one year old female throat slashed and then I'd.

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Speaker 5: Figure out who did it and come up just like that.

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Speaker 1: Wait, let's get real.

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Speaker 2: Would you care? Like you walk in and there's blood.

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Speaker 5: Everywhere, I'm throwing up?

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Speaker 2: Are you immediately passing out? Lalla?

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Speaker 1: Actually? Can I tell you? I have a fear of blood?

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Speaker 4: But I think, oh, now you've taken me back to the phobia episode and I'm like, oh.

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Speaker 2: No, and if you haven't heard it yet, it's coming up.

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Speaker 1: No, I think I would be let's just say, in this universe, i'd be a gone Okay.

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Speaker 4: I think I could roll in there and look and be more scientific brain rather than because that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: It's a mental thing for me.

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Speaker 4: And when I talk to people about like my birthing experience, right, and I'm like, I passed out with the initial needle in the arm, and they're like, well, how did you get the epidural because that needles like this big.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, no, no, you're giving me a visual. Yah, you're giving me a visual.

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Speaker 4: If I can mentally check out, which I can because I've done it before, then we're fine.

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Speaker 1: It's when I.

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Speaker 4: Start talking myself like, Okay, a needle is in your arm and now blood is being extracted and going I'm going down and she's out. But if I could just walk into a crime scene and be very like matter of fact about we're trying to understand what happened. This is not about the wound or the blood. This is about what happened prior to make this happen.

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Speaker 5: I have to say Dexter, when we were.

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Speaker 2: Talking about spatter analysis, he's.

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Speaker 6: The blood spat like dude who does all the blood spatter and then splatter, and so he takes pictures and that would help you of the knife went this way or the bullet came from this angle, which now can place who you're looking for it right certain spot.

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Speaker 4: But that's a scientific mindset, right. I'm not sitting here being.

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Speaker 1: Like, oh he took the knife and gently glided.

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Speaker 5: In the He just tells you where it was true, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, I'm thinking like, okay, he came in, he went this way, because that's why this blood is on this wall.

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Speaker 1: Then he went this way. That's why she's cut from here to hear.

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Speaker 2: You know, and your more motive focused. I think you want to know why they did it, who did it? Right, You're like more motive versus like the blood. You have a Dexter for.

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Speaker 4: That and the best part about it is once you find like, who your suspects.

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Speaker 2: Are, you kill him yourself, no, dexter it.

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Speaker 4: My most favorite part is bringing them in and I get to sit down with them and be like, hey, Jonathan, how you doing today? So as you know, and then I get to interrogate and read them like a book, yeah and.

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Speaker 1: Go, you know what, I don't think that's how it happened at all. Oh my god, I want to be a murder investigator.

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Speaker 2: So bad and so well at that we should know. We should play that one time and I can be the murderer. And you see if you crack me because I'm going to ask for my lawyer, I'm gonna say. I'm not saying another thing.

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Speaker 4: Well, everyone knows that if I read you your Miranda rights and you are indeed arrested for the murder of so and so, then you better keep your fucking mouth shut. When I watch the first forty eight, let me tell you something, and they pull people in and they're not a suspect yet, they're just pulled in for questioning even if they didn't do it. Why are you talking to these people?

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Speaker 1: You want to know? What else? Though? If I ever got called in because there was like a murder investigation. They called me in.

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Speaker 4: I'd say, I'm I'll say one thing to you guys, okay, and then they'd be like, we're going to get her, and I'd say, I'm going to need uh my lawyer.

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Speaker 1: Robert Shapiro.

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Speaker 2: Got him, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't know, but I would want to get him like really hyped up.

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Speaker 2: And I'll tell you one thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to need a lawyer, and then you're free to we need to play clue.

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Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not asking for a lawyer.

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Speaker 1: Why you're talking.

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Speaker 2: No, if I didn't do it, I'm because that I feel like I look guilty. I'm going no, I didn't do it.

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Speaker 5: We'll see in prison.

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Speaker 2: Nobe.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, even if you didn't do it, lawyer.

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Speaker 2: Or maybe I pretend I did it just for a little excitement. I'm like, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Did I do it just because I feel like someone needs to babysit your life for just a moment?

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Speaker 1: They did I do?

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Speaker 2: I put it like knife in under my pillow or something, and.

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Speaker 5: Then you can be on Oranges of the New Black.

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Speaker 4: Did you guys see that woman who like went insane on her boyfriend and killed him, but like they don't know if she did it yet.

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Speaker 1: They leave her in the room, they leave her, She's like, yeah, I did it, Yeah, I fucking did it. I think we can make the arrest. Now, well, did you kill him? Yeah, I fucking did it. It goes insane.

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Speaker 2: Wait, well what is that documentary you guys where they left his mic on?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's how they caught him.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's so good.

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Speaker 1: It's so good. What would you guys want to be?

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, I'll tell you. I thought about this. This is a real life answer.

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Speaker 1: Because you wanted to be a nurse.

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Speaker 2: Well, I wanted to until I fainted after blood. I wanted to be a nurse. Then I went to event organizer. Then I went into anesthesiologist. Then I went into music business degree and now and that's what I graduated, didn't graduate with and then anyway.

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Speaker 4: So you've lived a lot of life for someone of like thirty something years old, Like that's too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how long did you do the I was.

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Speaker 2: Going to school, so it was nursing, and then I was like, I could be an anesthesiologist. So I started taking like the pre med classes and then I was like, no, I can't do this. But all of that to say, I got into like writing and moved to la all of that. But here's what it is. I really thought about this last night when we posted this. My dream job is to have, is to create content that brings people joy. So technically I'm living my dream job because we have this podcast and people smile and they laugh, and as much little meanies as there are out there sending me yucky dms, there are even way more nice people. So that is technically it now now, So I love it like this is the great I mean, it's clear that this is the greatest job I've ever had. I love you, I love this crew. This is like I love it.

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Speaker 1: I love you're You're in your element.

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Speaker 2: I'm in my element. I'm in my dream. If we're gonna go like fun and silly, I guess maybe something to do with I don't know. I was gonna say murder, but I just don't think I could do it. It's just not real. I just don't think I could do like a murder. Like if we're really going dream job, I'm living it.

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Speaker 1: What about a lawyer criminal?

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Speaker 5: That's what? Yeah, it's me?

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Speaker 4: Would you want to I don't know it suits, a criminal attorney. Are they criminal lawyers? They would have to so I can't imagine any other interesting.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it made me want like I like the lifestyle. I don't know, it's just it's inviting and that's what I would like to do. You can choose that or like a detective.

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Speaker 2: Wait, a singer but I can't sing.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't matter. This is a This is what you would want to be if you could be.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Tate McCray, what kind of music would you sing Tay mccray's music.

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Speaker 1: I'm not familiar with who this person is.

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Speaker 2: She just is like pop, but she's like it's like R and B and she dances. I can't dance either, but if I could sing and.

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Speaker 7: Dance, she's almost like the new Britney spears as a sense of like she has she dances to every song she has.

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Speaker 5: She has a dance and she's so concerts are really good.

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Speaker 1: So she's like an actual performer.

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Speaker 5: She was a dancer before a singer or yes.

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Speaker 2: Or Chapel Roone. Chaperone's amazing too. She's big into like the drag scene anyway.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so that's what you would be if you could be that, yes, excellent, and Easton you said you'd want to be something along the line like a criminal attorney like suits and then.

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Speaker 5: It probably just a detective.

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Speaker 7: It would be I mean, music would be fun like I would love to be like a like a jock queeze like sing or yeah, Trey Songs, M I could see.

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Speaker 1: Ray Songs is a little whiny though.

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Speaker 5: Well I'm just saying and baked sing August.

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Speaker 1: Artist Augustyle Sina entanglement.

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Speaker 2: Oh what's a Trey Songs song? Is it like making love face? Is?

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Speaker 4: What was a song we were listening to on the way here that he was like kind of crying.

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Speaker 2: Let's see the first song that pops up with Trey Songs and see if you guys can guess that just barely.

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Speaker 1: It was like a couple of weeks ago. I think being a singer would be.

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Speaker 2: Funny, La la you, but you could actually sing, and so can you.

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Speaker 4: I want to be I would want to be like Celine Dion type style. Honestly, I don't mean I don't like dancing is cool. But when I think about what kind of artist I would want to be, it would be like the Adeles, like give me a mic, minimal instruments behind me. Did you guys watch her perform Easy on Me where it's just her, the mic Her instrumentals and then just like the ocean, like ocean waves in the background.

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Speaker 2: Giant No, but I just got goosebumps because I was thought you were talking about the observatory performance. Did you see any of that?

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Speaker 4: I've seen pretty much all of her performances. I go into a an adel.

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Speaker 2: Hole an adele hole a right now.

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Speaker 1: That's what I go into. What do our friends want to be?

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Speaker 2: Our friends are so fun?

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Speaker 4: Because you know what Naa says. I know why I can't. I know why I can't.

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Speaker 2: Be what I want to be, be what I want to be if I work hard at it, If I work hard at it.

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Speaker 1: I'll be where I want to be. There we go, So let's see.

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Speaker 2: Let's see. Uh, bitch can drink? Said, bitch can drink? Bitch can drink? Currently a retail manager would love to run a beach bar? That adds up with your handle? Also that incredible?

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Speaker 1: She wants to own a beach bark?

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Speaker 2: Would love to run a beach or? How fun would that be?

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Speaker 1: I wonder where?

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Speaker 2: Probably Hawaii, guys, that sounds so fun. Back up, we have a food truck or a coffee truck in the North Shore, like where we vacation. How fun.

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Speaker 1: That would be a lot of fun. You know what?

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Speaker 4: Sometimes every time I think like I want to be in a big city solving crime.

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Speaker 1: And then I'm like, you know what, maybe I just want to make like fish tacos in Hawaii or.

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Speaker 5: Right, or work at Dole in Hawaii. You guys go, no, but it.

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Speaker 1: But We're there for two weeks this year.

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Speaker 2: So I'm so freaking excited, and let me tell you, I'm going no matter what.

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Speaker 1: To Dole to Hawaii, WI. Yeah, well you can stay with us if you want.

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Speaker 2: I have to give me Hawaii or give me death. This person says radiology tech. Oh my gosh, my absolute dream is a flight attendant. Hard eyes boy. You could do this, I think, But we don't know the life.

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Speaker 5: Yeah maybe, yeah, kids, maybe you never.

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Speaker 4: Know, right because flight attendants. I feel like most of the flight attendants that I know don't have children, or their children are older. However, I've been on planes with flight attendants and they'll sit there and talk to their fellow flight attendant or talking about how they have like two weeks off and they're gonna go with their kids to go camping or something like that. So I feel like it's about finding balance in life, right, because here's a deal. We have to bring in paychecks, and like my mom says, you're at your job more than your like at home, you spend most of your time because it's intense to pay bills.

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Speaker 1: We got to work, right, So you need to be doing something that you love a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you do, missus.

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Speaker 4: I picture myself as like Britney Spears in Toxic if I were a flight attendant.

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Speaker 2: A hundred with the red dress right now and that hat, That's how I would dress. That's toxic, you guys.

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Speaker 1: And that is so funny. What are other people saying?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I love this? Why is this making me emotional? I started as a hairdresser, had kids, stayed home. Now I have a flower farm, which is my real dream job. A flower farm. How dreamy is that? That's like story bookshit.

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Speaker 5: You couldn't be unhappy clipping flowers.

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Speaker 4: Like you know what she could do, honest to god, what she could have like a full Instagram account based off of her flower farm and like make floral arrangements and get paid a ton of money to be doing that like she might though, Oh did she say she's that's her dream job.

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Speaker 2: She's living it.

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Speaker 1: She's living it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, That's why I was like, I got goosebumps. Because she was a then had kids, then stayed home, and then started a flower farm. She probably does either Instagram or she takes her flowers to farmer's markets and you know how you sell them there, and they're so beautiful. I love that.

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Speaker 4: When Lisa vander Pump's father passed away, I reached out to Pandora and I said, because you know LVP. When you think of LVP, you think, oh my gosh, fabulous, right, just everything is over the top. You think like very feminine, girly crystals, diamonds, all the stuff, popping champagne. But I really think flowers because she's the woman, and she doesn't send anyone down uh to go grab the flowers in downtown La. She goes bright and early to get the best ones for all of her restaurants in her house, so she has fresh florals weekly, probably yeah and grand. So I was asking Pandora, I'm like, Okay, I want to send her something, and she probably doesn't have much of an appetite because sometimes what I'll do is I'll send flowers.

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Speaker 1: But also I always go back.

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Speaker 4: To Paris Hilton in the Simple Life when she talks about getting flowers and she's like, thanks, they're gonna die in like two days, and Nicole is like, it's the thought, Paris, it's the thought.

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Speaker 1: So I always think that way.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, so I'm gonna send something they can consume as well. So I asked Pandora and she said and in it, I said, I know your mom's like the queen of flowers, so I don't want to send her something that she's already like bombarded with on a regular basis. And she said, you can send her whatever you feel comfortable sending, but she has a passion for flowers. So I ended up sending the flowers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, I don't know why that took me.

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Speaker 4: There, but I'm like, there are people like our second mom, Kristin Russen.

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Speaker 1: It's like florals are life.

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Speaker 2: They're so special. I love fresh flowers, and I love it. I will go to Trader Joe's and buy flesh fresh flowers for the house well when I have the time. Once a week.

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Speaker 1: I love that, Yeah, I have.

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Speaker 7: I think another dream job I would have is like owning like a pet sanctuary and.

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Speaker 5: Like just having a giant far Yeah, like a big land where they can all run and you.

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Speaker 7: Know that, Lisa, all of it, like just any type of animal.

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Speaker 5: Donkeys, fuck it, bring them.

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Speaker 1: On, donkey yeah, dam so much land.

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Speaker 7: Just land and just like taking care of them, making sure their hooves are clean, just things like that and just.

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Speaker 5: Give them a good place and then adopting out. You know.

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, mom, Yeah.

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Speaker 5: That's my dream job. That's something that I could love forever.

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Speaker 4: I've been thinking about the next type of home I want to buy, and I'm.

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Speaker 2: Like, maybe relatable. I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I don't mean that this is happening just for the hell of it.

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Speaker 4: It's just for fun. I just like enjoy looking at real estate. It's not like I'm like what can I buy now, just like a simple piece of property. No, I'm just thinking like for fun. Yes, of course, I'm like what would be cool to be in next? And I'm like a lake house would be super cooler. I'm like, oh, a mountain house again, just like throwing shit out there zillowing it and my mom our mom has said she wants me to get her a place and I think it's called what's it called Jessica acting, Oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, acting in acting where we went to the farm Sanctuary. Yes, beautiful, beautiful.

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Speaker 4: She wants me to get her a piece of property there to fill with. She wants a cow, she wants a couple horses, she wants a pig, she wants a goat.

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Speaker 2: Yes, acton, I know there's a there's an Akron, Ohio. This is act in California. And we went to the Farm Sanctory.

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Speaker 4: Either there's an It's beautiful, the city mountainous, stunning.

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Speaker 2: I think I want one day because I do the same thing. I would like like my normal house, which is in California. Then I think I want a northern California ranch or like Montana or something. Oh yeah, yeah, lots of land. And then I want a Finger Lakes house.

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Speaker 1: I kind of want an upstate New York house to I.

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Speaker 2: Think sunning there. You would love it. We have to take an upstate New York trip and Dorinda can meet us there because she loves it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, tell us more about what people want to do.

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Speaker 2: Okay, property manager now dreamed of being a coroner, would rather deal with dead people than living people.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Also this is a possibility.

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Speaker 4: As she's wait and what is she as? She's like a the property She's like, what I would give to be in balming a body?

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Speaker 5: I'd give this person to be dead.

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Speaker 1: She's like, all I want to do is like dress a corpus.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's a phobia of mine.

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Speaker 1: I think dress dead people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's scary, but some people love it. Kyle's cousin does it thrives really?

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. There's a lot of fucking money in that business. Oh yeah, because people come in they're so no family.

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Speaker 5: Dead inside, yes everything.

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Speaker 4: They want the best for their loved ones, right, and they sit there and they're like, I'm so sorry for your loss.

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Speaker 1: This he deserves to be in this beautiful casket and this.

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Speaker 2: Thirty five thousand dollars pearl lioned casket.

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Speaker 5: They do.

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Speaker 1: There's there's so much money to be made in that business.

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Speaker 4: And I know that sounds so morbid, but hello, watch og episodes of Atlanta where Pedra opens a mortuary or.

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Speaker 1: Is that what it's called mortuary?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Yeahs are and there is, yes.

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Speaker 4: Money and no one's thinking a thing because they just think, oh, they're right, and people get upset and spend a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: I know because I did that ship.

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Speaker 4: I went in when my dad had passed away and we were cremating him, because I'll be damned if he was in the ground.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a phobia of mine.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, my dad in the ground.

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Speaker 1: No, I can't do it. And they were like, okay with that. We just put them in like a basically cardboard box. And I was like, absolutely not right.

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Speaker 4: Even though it's going in the ground and it's still in the ground, it was going to be engulfed.

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Speaker 2: It was in a urn. That's what it's called, right, right.

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Speaker 1: But they have to put it.

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Speaker 4: They have to put not it the body, God rest his soul. They put it into where they cremate people. I don't know the exact bakery, bake it, whatever they call it, okay, and I'm not it all goes into flames.

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Speaker 2: What's it called, producer John, that's fire the fire metal uh contraption.

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Speaker 4: Yes, where they put bodies that they the families have chosen to cremate them. Yes, okay, And I was not going to have my dad in the basic shiit No, okay, No, so I spent a lot of money on a very nice casket to put into the the fire.

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Speaker 2: What's it called cremation?

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Speaker 5: Cremation chamber?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I don't love that, nation. I don't love that, you guys, I don't love that at all. We need to change that name immediately.

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Speaker 1: I don't like that either. I don't like the word chamber.

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Speaker 2: No, that's not good unless we're talking about the chamber of secrets. Harry Potter, Harry Polta. No, if the death business is a racket, and if I pass away, if I die young, float me out to see I'm not fucking kidding.

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Speaker 1: So what you actually want is, if you die young.

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Speaker 2: Bury you in satin, lay me down on a bed of.

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Speaker 1: Roses, will float you down the river at dawn.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, just prop me up beside a jukebox. What other songs can we quote? Prop me up beside a jukebox? If I want to go to heaven but I don't want to goa and you guys don't know that song.

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Speaker 8: It doesn't ring, okay, But I co sign on that person not liking people who are breathing.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but can we quickly for them? They want to be a corner. I don't know your situation, but if that's your dream job, in my mind, I'm like, you could take online classes.

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Speaker 1: Wait, a corner? What he wanted a corner?

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Speaker 4: Does a body always go to a corner first? The only time I've seen a corner is when the body has been murdered.

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Speaker 2: No, a corner always. How do you think they get embalmed?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I thought I went on some tangent that had nothing to do with what they wanted to do.

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Speaker 2: They get embalmed a lot of I don't know if corner I remember Kylie Jenner did and keeping up? She did? Oh no, she did it on Chris's body?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, anyway, you know what you need people who are willing to do those things.

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Speaker 2: Do you guys think ever think it's too late to start like this person? Do you think I never think it's too late to go after your dream job? If you can, I don't know.

00:24:44
Speaker 4: No, there's definitely a time limit on things like I don't think I can go play in the NBA right now. Like it's absolutely correct, you know, And I love Jelly Roll when he sits there and he's like, whoever told you you can't do it? I never thought i'd be accept a CMT award at the age of forty. And I'm like, yes, I feel you, but you are one in probably a billion.

00:25:08
Speaker 2: But that'll never happen for other people.

00:25:11
Speaker 4: But I don't like, yes, I want to inspire people to go be what they want, but time is a tick in, buddy. So that's why we got to sit down with these kids and say, what do you want out of life?

00:25:24
Speaker 2: Hmmmm?

00:25:25
Speaker 4: Okay, how can we put you in a place where you love doing what you're doing, but you're also making money and guess what, You're not going to enjoy it all of the time. Even when you're working your dream job, there are gonna be.

00:25:38
Speaker 2: Days where you go, fuck this, I'm out.

00:25:41
Speaker 4: Do you know how many times I've been sitting there looking around, I'm like, I kind of want.

00:25:46
Speaker 1: To be a sugar baby. Oh fuck all this, Oh fuck all this, all this.

00:25:51
Speaker 2: I want a sugar baby, but I just don't want the daddy part.

00:25:56
Speaker 5: I need to find an old sugar addy.

00:25:59
Speaker 1: Some things that you do that you just don't enjoy, you don't enjoy. It's a joke. It's a joke.

00:26:05
Speaker 2: We all make sacrifices, we all what's the Christmas vacation line?

00:26:10
Speaker 4: But it's the holidays, and we're all in misery.

00:26:15
Speaker 2: We're all holidays, We're all in misery.

00:26:18
Speaker 1: Just leave with your brother. You know how sick and twisted that is.

00:26:21
Speaker 4: Mom, Well we're all making I'm sleeping with your father, and then with one one.

00:26:34
Speaker 5: And then her mom, are you smoking again?

00:26:36
Speaker 1: No? Okay?

00:26:41
Speaker 4: But I never understood that is the mom upset because I think the mom smokes too. And I think that Ellen just wanted to smoke a cigarette by herself, and her mom was like, are you smoking again?

00:26:51
Speaker 1: Come joining it?

00:26:52
Speaker 4: It's like, no, mom, good point.

00:26:57
Speaker 1: Okay, last one, Megan.

00:26:59
Speaker 2: I love this. Megan Corporate Insurance is what she works now. Her dream job would be a weed coffee shop. Oh my god, it's so good.

00:27:09
Speaker 1: You would thrive, You would thrive.

00:27:10
Speaker 2: I was gonna say that actually sounds so fun. Imagine I actually, ethan, this could be a fun like a truck, a food truck, and you do a like THHD coffee teach the avocado toast, but you also have like CBD stuff and I actually love it. I love it. Maybe I'll sell weat one truck. Yeah in California, I'm sure.

00:27:34
Speaker 5: Oh maybe not license, maybe no.

00:27:36
Speaker 1: But you you can sell weed wherever you want.

00:27:41
Speaker 4: You just have to there's a process. You have to be regulated.

00:27:43
Speaker 1: It's still gone.

00:27:45
Speaker 4: She may want that as her dream job, but maybe it's not legal where she is. Also, it's that's got to be expensive, right, you got coffee shop, Well you just have to.

00:27:55
Speaker 2: Like grow, or you have to get it from someone who.

00:27:58
Speaker 5: Grows, from somebody who grows, and charge it a bit.

00:28:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be amazing, though. Weed coffee shop, THHD coffee, CBD coffee I liked.

00:28:09
Speaker 1: I'm picturing it like the menu.

00:28:12
Speaker 4: You've got your THHC options and milligrams, your CBD options, all the food. And then I picture it as like the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you know, when what the fuck is her name, Denise Richards where puts her jacket on backwards or upside down. But how they come around and they're like how many milligrams and they're like none for me, and then it's like five ten and they do the drops. So that's kind of how you would distribute the weed.

00:28:42
Speaker 7: It's almost like ordering a coup like a cup of coffee and saying I want a shot of espresso, but now I want shots shots.

00:28:50
Speaker 5: Yeah, but the weed, that's the thing, like I want.

00:28:52
Speaker 1: And then guess what.

00:28:55
Speaker 4: You can order your weed on the side and you distribute.

00:28:59
Speaker 2: Like a coffe you with a side of a joint. So I actually love this idea. Can we do it in a wahu?

00:29:06
Speaker 1: And then they're like, what do you want?

00:29:09
Speaker 4: Uh, your your blunt to be rolled with and you can order like what is it black and wild or whatever.

00:29:18
Speaker 5: Flavor flavored papers or guys.

00:29:20
Speaker 2: I don't really like this idea.

00:29:22
Speaker 1: I do too. I think we should steal it.

00:29:24
Speaker 2: Meghan, We're sorry, no, but Megan's in corporate insurance. This is like, this is like a TV show, the bad bitch in corporate insurance who's trying to get into like selling weed coffee. I love this, Megan.

00:29:36
Speaker 1: Let's talk about.

00:29:38
Speaker 2: Script writing. This current is a pediatric occupational therapist. Amazing dream is in the same line as Disney cast member.

00:29:51
Speaker 1: A Disney cast member.

00:29:54
Speaker 2: Disneyland. Yeah, like the princess or.

00:29:56
Speaker 1: This person is a good human.

00:29:58
Speaker 2: An amazing heart. Britt. Oh and and BRIT's photo is a dog. It's her and her partner guy I'm assuming, and then a dog in the middle.

00:30:12
Speaker 4: I love this woman, and can I tell you what I love about it is, even though very very different things, they're in the same vein as I picture it. You start as the Disney princess, right, collect the coins, and your end game is to be the occupational therapist for children, right, theatric pediatric.

00:30:34
Speaker 1: I love this.

00:30:35
Speaker 2: Game, pediatric occupational therapist. So I get it.

00:30:38
Speaker 1: Though.

00:30:39
Speaker 2: That probably makes if I can be blunt a lot more money than a Disney cast member. But maybe one day you'll have a bunch saved up and then you can go be the Disney cast member, you know, Yeah, yeah, because that'd be fun.

00:30:50
Speaker 1: I wonder which one she'd want to be, like a Cinderella.

00:30:53
Speaker 5: I don't know. If you get a picture you are.

00:30:58
Speaker 2: Wait because why oh I don't.

00:30:59
Speaker 1: Get to pick.

00:31:00
Speaker 5: Yeah, so like they do.

00:31:02
Speaker 7: From what it looked like, who knows. This was back in the day, probably twenty one. Yeah, she was doing it and she was singing, but she's not there anymore now she's like singing and doing other things.

00:31:12
Speaker 5: So it opened a lot of doors for.

00:31:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot. That's a coveted job as a Disney cast member, and it's kids.

00:31:18
Speaker 4: Did I ever tell you the first Disney character that Ocean felt comfortable going up to?

00:31:23
Speaker 1: No, Sully, No, no.

00:31:27
Speaker 4: My daughter is terrified of any type of mascot or anyone dressed up. So for the most part, when we would go to Disneyland with her friends, while Summer Moon would be waiting in line to take a picture with Cinderella, Ocean wanted nothing to do with it. But she loves Disney princesses, and she cared more about the ducks.

00:31:46
Speaker 1: Okay, the ducks, but it's funny.

00:31:48
Speaker 4: We're walking she sees little bo Peep and is obsessed and wants a photo. And I was like, you want to take you want to stay and next to her, You're going to be like these little kids.

00:32:02
Speaker 1: And she said, yeah, did.

00:32:03
Speaker 2: She have her sheep or like a s no, no, she lost them, but.

00:32:07
Speaker 1: Still she lost her sheep?

00:32:11
Speaker 2: Really did she have the.

00:32:17
Speaker 1: It's hurting device for her sheep?

00:32:21
Speaker 5: The sheep?

00:32:22
Speaker 4: The kids were She's too worried wondering where wood he is?

00:32:27
Speaker 2: Woody, I'm too worried wondering where what you kidding?

00:32:31
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what that was.

00:32:32
Speaker 4: The wow Disney character that ocean felt comfortable enough.

00:32:35
Speaker 2: And now she likes them all because she must like that.

00:32:37
Speaker 1: Why did I not post that post? What that was post worthy?

00:32:41
Speaker 4: Her taking the picture and she just stood there like this ocean did. And I went to walk away, Mom, Mom, and I'm like, can you smile?

00:32:52
Speaker 1: And she's like, she's so cute. I love her soon, all right, my loves.

00:33:01
Speaker 4: I know that we all have dream jobs, but I hope the jobs that you do have you enjoy a tad since we spent a lot of time there, and I really appreciate you guys sending your stuff in. And why mine constantly goes back to murder when I have such a big fear of blood.

00:33:20
Speaker 1: I hope my victim wasn't. What's a strength?

00:33:26
Speaker 2: So there was no blood or poison or asphyxiating.

00:33:30
Speaker 5: Yeah, welcome to the Giodcast.

00:33:34
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. I love you guys.

00:33:36
Speaker 4: We'll catch you next Monday for another bonus episode.