FWF Season 3 PPV! - FROM THE VAULT

<v Speaker 1>Welcome everyone to them WM Retro edition. I am your host,
<v Speaker 1>the president of Turmoil.
<v Speaker 2>Not Cardon, and I am your host, the most professional wrestler,
<v Speaker 2>the owner of the Thrill Zone brand, Brian.
<v Speaker 3>What once again, once again the owner. I did take
<v Speaker 3>it for that one season. I'm also the host the
<v Speaker 3>most professional wrestling.
<v Speaker 4>There was a couple of allegations made against me. I
<v Speaker 4>had to go away for a while.
<v Speaker 3>Oh don't say that I.
<v Speaker 5>Grew a little thin mustache. I'm back, though, I am.
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know where you were going with that.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm the most famous professional wrestling lawyer, and I
<v Speaker 3>am the president of thunder Slam.
<v Speaker 1>Thunder Slam.
<v Speaker 4>All right, here we are, guys, the rules that we
<v Speaker 4>have no idea what we're doing right now. We have
<v Speaker 4>fifteen minutes is all we do two months ago, the rules.
<v Speaker 1>But you have fifteen minutes. Let's let's let's put some
<v Speaker 1>context behind this. There's we did a draft two months ago.
<v Speaker 1>You got to listen to that first, So press pause,
<v Speaker 1>go back, listen to the draft.
<v Speaker 3>You literally cannot listen. I'm telling you right now, this
<v Speaker 3>is against the rules. To listen to this without listening
<v Speaker 3>to the draft.
<v Speaker 1>Context is king.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, So listen to the draft. Now we are going
<v Speaker 3>to present the card with our draft. The draft was
<v Speaker 3>retros has bros and the and all of the you know,
<v Speaker 3>zombie sailor type deals like like Jella Cella's whatever is
<v Speaker 3>out there, it has to be out.
<v Speaker 1>There, currently out So obviously none of the Mitch Rush
<v Speaker 1>stuff because yeah, it never it has to be in hand.
<v Speaker 1>Hey did anyone pick a Cello?
<v Speaker 4>I didn't have one Cella on my roster native Wow,
<v Speaker 4>that's kind of crazy.
<v Speaker 1>I thought about picking all this he was on my list,
<v Speaker 1>it just didn't.
<v Speaker 3>I thought about picking Josh Sharonoff to be honest, but sorry, Josh,
<v Speaker 3>Hey let's say our rosters. How about that.
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to do that because how people listen
<v Speaker 4>to the other episode and I want to use the
<v Speaker 4>element of like yeah saying here, I don't.
<v Speaker 3>Want to Okay, all right, all right. So so normally
<v Speaker 3>FWF there's two brands we present the card. In the past,
<v Speaker 3>it's thirty minutes. I know, last year I would only
<v Speaker 3>use maybe maybe fifteen to twenty Broski would usually use
<v Speaker 3>the full thirty. But so this year it is a
<v Speaker 3>strict fifteen minute time limit. Joe Shoes is Busy the
<v Speaker 3>commissioner Joe Shoes Busy and Disney he.
<v Speaker 1>Was the commissioner too. Yeah, screw here. He's literally living
<v Speaker 1>his best life.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's having a good time with Swaggle and Mary
<v Speaker 3>Kate and uh and whatever the possum guys.
<v Speaker 1>Let let's set this up too, like we're doing this
<v Speaker 1>this card as a sign of good faith. We're not
<v Speaker 1>continuing the f w The f w F is not happening.
<v Speaker 1>It's not gonna be an everyone thing. You're not gonna
<v Speaker 1>get figure photography. We did the draft for fun. We
<v Speaker 1>weren't even gonna do a card. We did it. Hey,
<v Speaker 1>let's just do a card. So I hope you guys
<v Speaker 1>enjoy it.
<v Speaker 3>Here we are. We said never will never come back.
<v Speaker 3>Here we are. I've got a freaking power point ready
<v Speaker 3>to present.
<v Speaker 1>The car, a power I had. I had to steal
<v Speaker 1>my kids construction paper here.
<v Speaker 3>Uh I will. I'm gonna be totally honest with you
<v Speaker 3>guys too. Yeah, this is very important. Last year, very
<v Speaker 3>open about Max smash Master helping in creative I would
<v Speaker 3>say I would say, uh throws own. Last year, which
<v Speaker 3>I won, by the way, was a fifty to fifty
<v Speaker 3>mind thing between me and Max smash Master. I will
<v Speaker 3>tell you this straight off the bat. I have not
<v Speaker 3>talked to him one bit about this show because he
<v Speaker 3>is uh he is. He's running a wrestling promotion. He
<v Speaker 3>asked me to do a promo and I faved him
<v Speaker 3>on it. And I feel bad.
<v Speaker 5>So I never asked your public coming out.
<v Speaker 3>I feel really bad that I haven't sent him the
<v Speaker 3>promo for his wrestling promotion. By the way, Rad Pro Wrestling.
<v Speaker 3>He's doing great things near in the Greater Boston area.
<v Speaker 5>Book two Good Items is real, folks.
<v Speaker 3>So I.
<v Speaker 1>Just felt bad, Oh what's that?
<v Speaker 5>And not for that price, Pal, for that price Pal.
<v Speaker 3>It's a guy. You know, he's got a lot of
<v Speaker 3>his students. It's an awesome it's like a Shekhar esque
<v Speaker 3>characters show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like a rip off. He's building a band.
<v Speaker 1>Had our back.
<v Speaker 3>Well, he's got his own brand, Rad Pro Wrestling, right.
<v Speaker 3>I didn't bother him with that.
<v Speaker 1>I'll give a little conventionion here.
<v Speaker 4>I was like procrastinating writing list because the the anxiety
<v Speaker 4>of doing it came back.
<v Speaker 3>It's still there.
<v Speaker 5>I know I hadn't had that. This isn't two and
<v Speaker 5>a half years.
<v Speaker 1>Listen seriously, go back and listen to the original season.
<v Speaker 1>It's so intense.
<v Speaker 5>It's as much as I tell myself I don't care,
<v Speaker 5>I care, and I can't.
<v Speaker 1>I took that too seriously.
<v Speaker 3>But it was if we told you that, we told
<v Speaker 3>you that you're willing to finally admit that it.
<v Speaker 1>Was the pandemic era of like not just wrestling, but
<v Speaker 1>of life.
<v Speaker 3>You could never go back to that, you guys, I'm
<v Speaker 3>having a ball already.
<v Speaker 5>It was a moment in time. It was a moment alright.
<v Speaker 1>So who's going first, He's going second, who's going We're
<v Speaker 1>going to do a duck race? Okay, I don't know what, Mark?
<v Speaker 1>What we did this again last time? I remember I
<v Speaker 1>send you the correct link though this time?
<v Speaker 5>All right, right, Mark, Matt, Brian trying to.
<v Speaker 1>Do one one minute.
<v Speaker 5>There's no any way to share your screen because well
<v Speaker 5>I still.
<v Speaker 1>Want to see it.
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, this is like I have to sign up
<v Speaker 3>for something. What the hell is this? I don't know, dude,
<v Speaker 3>Start now, try our race timer selection start now.
<v Speaker 1>Literally was right there the link, I said.
<v Speaker 3>And I clicked it. This is terrible. This is terrible audio.
<v Speaker 1>Brian, want some much, Just go, can some much just go?
<v Speaker 1>Do you want me to just go first? Like? That's
<v Speaker 1>the fucking we have Bruce with the toys record.
<v Speaker 3>Let's Rosky, we're gonna figure this out. Hold on a second. Wait,
<v Speaker 3>there's a way to fix to randomize the thing. It's
<v Speaker 3>it's we've got to randomize it.
<v Speaker 1>We're already twenty minutes my schedule, toys.
<v Speaker 3>Hold on, I'm just gonna do a randomizer. Okay, okay,
<v Speaker 3>list randomizer boomshotlaka Mark Brian, Matt, Okay, I want to
<v Speaker 3>share screen in the zoom here, no share screen palace,
<v Speaker 3>share screen share, I'm sharing the desktop. There you go
<v Speaker 3>this uh and then I met Mark Brian. Matt. I'm
<v Speaker 3>gonna randomize it right now. Here we go, Matt, Mark Brian.
<v Speaker 3>That's the order, all right, Matt, Mark Brian. Hopefully I
<v Speaker 3>have nothing bad on my screen that people are looking
<v Speaker 3>at right now, I've run the opponents, all right, Broski's first,
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna set the timer here, Okay, ten minutes. This
<v Speaker 3>isn't this is important. Fifteen minutes is very important.
<v Speaker 1>I would like five minutes countdown.
<v Speaker 3>I will I will be one that of course, I
<v Speaker 3>will give you that and I'm going to count down
<v Speaker 3>from five. It's for you to go okay, ready, yep, five, four, three,
<v Speaker 3>two one go.
<v Speaker 1>Oh. It's that familiar music, all your favorite superstars walking
<v Speaker 1>down a dark, smoky alley. But this is retro superstars.
<v Speaker 1>Peep from Hasbro's heels and faces. It's time, It's time.
<v Speaker 1>It's tip for Turmoil. Welcome everyone, two f WF Turmoil.
<v Speaker 1>I am your president, Matt Cardona. Tonight we will crown
<v Speaker 1>the new FWF champion in a historic twenty man collusion
<v Speaker 1>collision match. That's right, all twenty mad, all twenty bed
<v Speaker 1>have an opportunity to win the championship. Four men will
<v Speaker 1>start shit. You can eliminate the bonus by throwing them
<v Speaker 1>over the top of the pitfall or submission. Four men
<v Speaker 1>in the ring at once. When we're down to the
<v Speaker 1>final two, the title drops from the ceiling. A ladder
<v Speaker 1>slinder ring and a cage lowers. You must drop the
<v Speaker 1>title in a ladder steal cage match. Let's see who
<v Speaker 1>drew number one? The man who drew number one, the
<v Speaker 1>bad guy Razor Ramo. Razor Ramo drawing number one. What
<v Speaker 1>are the ads that you can last this whole thing?
<v Speaker 1>And the man who drew number two, it's triple H.
<v Speaker 1>Triple che click member trible H draws number two. And
<v Speaker 1>the man who drew number three, it's dog Kyle Steve
<v Speaker 1>Acid the Texas right. I was like stock. Kyle Steve
<v Speaker 1>Acid draws number three, screens who drew number four? It's
<v Speaker 1>not Mighty Yokozuna. All four meta in the ring. The
<v Speaker 1>bell's about the sound dingning ding. Wait a minute, Razor
<v Speaker 1>tip h at Austin, they all, I'll go after your
<v Speaker 1>go zuna. They're teaming up on the big man. Wait
<v Speaker 1>a minute, they got him teetering over the top rope.
<v Speaker 1>Yo go Zuna that's.
<v Speaker 3>Been elimin headed. Oh my god, the.
<v Speaker 1>Mighty he Gozuna that's been eliminate headed. The man who
<v Speaker 1>drew number five, Who's it gonna be? It's Jim theavil
<v Speaker 1>night Heart. Jim theavil knight Heart runs out here. Of
<v Speaker 1>course his music is plagued, but I'm not gonna play
<v Speaker 1>everybody's music. We live a big team minute time living.
<v Speaker 1>Here here comes Jim the Anvil Nighthart. He's cleaning house
<v Speaker 1>on everybody. Eventually he's got triple H in like a
<v Speaker 1>power slam position. He's he's about to eliminate triple H.
<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, here it comes Razor Moon, pulls down
<v Speaker 1>Triple H. He does a spinning punch to Jim the
<v Speaker 1>anvil Nightheart and and triple H and Razor mound. They
<v Speaker 1>throw out the anvil and they do the two sweet
<v Speaker 1>hand signal. Jim, the anvil, night Heart has been eliminated.
<v Speaker 1>Who's next? It's the owen Hart. It's owen Heart, the rocket,
<v Speaker 1>owen Art. He climbs the top rope, big double cross body,
<v Speaker 1>big double body, Odd, Triple H and razormone. The action
<v Speaker 1>is all over the place. What's gonna happen now? Who
<v Speaker 1>is gonna be the next man? Eliminated?
<v Speaker 3>Wait to minue.
<v Speaker 1>Yokazuna has been eliminated. Jimmy Ablnight has been elimited. Owen
<v Speaker 1>Hart trying now to eliminate Triple H. Wait a minute,
<v Speaker 1>here comes Razor Mode. Razormunde saves Triple H again. They
<v Speaker 1>do the two sweet hat signal. But a kick and
<v Speaker 1>they got by Triple H. He locks in the pedagrad
<v Speaker 1>Razor mote, but Razor back drops Triple H out of
<v Speaker 1>the ring. You can't fuck with Razormone. Who will be next?
<v Speaker 1>In this match, we have Austin left, oh In heart
<v Speaker 1>and razormone. Who is the next man to enter the match.
<v Speaker 1>Who's he gonna be? Who's he gonna be? Oh my god,
<v Speaker 1>it's Kate. It's Kate. Here cops that big red machine, Kate,
<v Speaker 1>hell Fire and Brimstone. Caine Kane slowly walking down the ramp.
<v Speaker 1>He slowly walks down the ramp. He gets on the apron,
<v Speaker 1>He puts his hands up, He puts his hands down.
<v Speaker 1>The flames go up. Kine step over the top rope
<v Speaker 1>into the ring. Razor Mode close lines A right out.
<v Speaker 1>Will you have a collusion collision record? A collusion collision record?
<v Speaker 1>Caine has been he eliminated? Who is the nex man
<v Speaker 1>in this match? That's a X big Day Brocklesser, the
<v Speaker 1>X big thing brock lesser Thing. Here comes brock Liser.
<v Speaker 1>Brockleiser comes down. Wait a minute. He pulls Razor Mode
<v Speaker 1>from underneath the bottomrope. Razor has not been elimited. Puts
<v Speaker 1>him an F five position, a F five into the
<v Speaker 1>ring post. He slides in five mother. Razor has been eliminated.
<v Speaker 1>U Razors not almed. I'm sorry. Austin and Owen are fighting.
<v Speaker 1>Here becse brock Leser. He dumps the ball out brock Lesner.
<v Speaker 1>He hes, he's A. He's A he's the X big thing.
<v Speaker 1>He's a bastic carnet. The next man's enter. It's Doint
<v Speaker 1>the cloud. Here comes Dot the Cloud, Doort the cloud
<v Speaker 1>in the ring. He comes in here he's facing up
<v Speaker 1>with with Brocklesser. Wait a minute, there's another doort for behind.
<v Speaker 1>There's two noigs. Both toikes are beating up Brocklesner. Both
<v Speaker 1>toyks are beating up brock Lesser, and brock Lesler takes
<v Speaker 1>them both double clothes lines up at at that top rope.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know which dorke was legal, but Doyke has
<v Speaker 1>been eliminated. Here comes the Big boss Man from Cobb County, Dorgier.
<v Speaker 1>Brock Leszler does a wild clothesline the Big boss Man.
<v Speaker 1>He ducks under. He's hitting them with a nice stick.
<v Speaker 1>He's hitting him with a nice stick. He hit some
<v Speaker 1>one more time. He charges brock Lesser and he catches
<v Speaker 1>up five. Oh, here's the f five. I'm the Big
<v Speaker 1>boss Man. One two three. The Big boss Man has
<v Speaker 1>been eliminated. These eliminations coming so quick, we can't even
<v Speaker 1>fill up the ring waiting the hair comes the homicidal
<v Speaker 1>Jetta Sidle suicidal. It's Sabou. Saboo comes in with a
<v Speaker 1>steel chair. He throws it right at brock Lesner. He
<v Speaker 1>puts the chair down, he hits the rooms, jumps up
<v Speaker 1>the seal chair hit the brock but brock catches up.
<v Speaker 1>That gives him an F five over the top rope
<v Speaker 1>to the other table. Saboo has been here eliminated. Who's
<v Speaker 1>the it's talk bout. Here comes that talk bout. It's
<v Speaker 1>that big mad talk boat and brock Lesner. They're face
<v Speaker 1>to face, nose to nose. Brock Lesner trading right hands
<v Speaker 1>and left hands with tug boat. He's got talk bout up.
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe he did it. Top five to talk
<v Speaker 1>about the cover the count one, two three, talk Boat
<v Speaker 1>has been helimitated. Who is next in the collusion collision?
<v Speaker 1>It's Biggie. Here comes Biggie. Biggie comes, He slides in,
<v Speaker 1>He ducks under Bracklesner, but brock Leser puts him right
<v Speaker 1>at two on that five. He got him in that five.
<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, Biggie slides from behind and he closed
<v Speaker 1>lines the beast brock Lesner over the top rope Biggie,
<v Speaker 1>how's eliminade brock Lesner. As Biggie is celebrating, brock Lesler
<v Speaker 1>slides it from hide, grabs him soup Black City drops
<v Speaker 1>him right in his neck with the Germans two blacks
<v Speaker 1>Chelsea were recording you gotta get out of here.
<v Speaker 3>He sticks.
<v Speaker 1>He drops Biggie with the five. He jumps Biggie with
<v Speaker 1>the up. Who is next in this match? Who's the next?
<v Speaker 1>White Jos? I'm recording up deck the man who to
<v Speaker 1>number fourteen? It's Scott Steiner. It's gonna be Scott Steiner.
<v Speaker 1>U Scott Siders making his way down the ramp. Wait
<v Speaker 1>a minute, that's Rick Rude, the next excher come from behind,
<v Speaker 1>chop blocks his knee out. He chop blocks his knee out,
<v Speaker 1>throws him into the guardrail, razor mounds. Getting up, he
<v Speaker 1>picks up razor amone and he throws He throws razor
<v Speaker 1>mound right to the steps. He gets into the ring.
<v Speaker 1>He's about Wait a minute, he's picking up Biggie. Was
<v Speaker 1>that injured neck and he hits the rude awaken egg
<v Speaker 1>one two three, Big e has been He eliminated Rick
<v Speaker 1>Rude looks around. Signer is down, Razor amone is down,
<v Speaker 1>and he starts doing his his hip shaking pose. He's
<v Speaker 1>doing it. He's doing it for all all the ladies
<v Speaker 1>in the crowd. Wait a minute, Scott Seigner's behind him,
<v Speaker 1>tops him on the show. Rick Rud, he's begging off
<v Speaker 1>beg off way, but Razor Moll slides in. Now he
<v Speaker 1>accidentally backs into Razor Mode. They're just big pogging around.
<v Speaker 1>They're both giving him atomic drops. Rick Rud is selling
<v Speaker 1>like a like a sign of a bitch for these
<v Speaker 1>atomic drops. Razor Mode sticks them in the gut. He
<v Speaker 1>has them set up for the Razor's edge. But Scott
<v Speaker 1>Steiner takes out Razor with a signer line. Everything every
<v Speaker 1>man for himself, just like our trip to Disney World.
<v Speaker 1>Every man for himself. The next man, the next man
<v Speaker 1>is the bizarre gold Dust gold Dust running down. He
<v Speaker 1>takes off his wig, he slides and he throws the right.
<v Speaker 1>Scott Signer double leggs him. He attacks him. So right
<v Speaker 1>now we got Razor Mode, we got Rick Rud, we
<v Speaker 1>got Scott Steiner, and we have gold Dust Action pack
<v Speaker 1>matches a work rate part of the match all four
<v Speaker 1>men at work rate, competitors, all going at it, all
<v Speaker 1>going for the gold. Eventually Scott Steiner has gold Dust
<v Speaker 1>and the Seiner recliner. He's got it golds is about
<v Speaker 1>the tap out submissions illegal. Wait a minute, Rick Rud
<v Speaker 1>from behind with an eye rake digging both his hands
<v Speaker 1>into the eyes. Oh, Scott Seiner. Scott Seider's blinded. He
<v Speaker 1>throws Scott Steiner over the top.
<v Speaker 3>Roup.
<v Speaker 1>Scott Steiner has been he eliminated. Who is next in
<v Speaker 1>this match? Who is next in this match? Who's he
<v Speaker 1>gonna be? Who's he gonna be in this match? Who's
<v Speaker 1>gonna be next? It's the American dream. Dusty Rhods, It's
<v Speaker 1>the America dream. Dusty Roads. Dusty Rhods comes in. He
<v Speaker 1>starts doing his comeback with the jam chance and all
<v Speaker 1>those elbows to Rick Rude. He's beat up Brazer mode.
<v Speaker 1>He goes to Goldess, Goldust his son Goldess. He was
<v Speaker 1>just in that Siner re clim for so long. Seasy, Dustin,
<v Speaker 1>are you okay? Duston? He okay? And then Dustin low
<v Speaker 1>Blows is a fader. Three low Blows his old father
<v Speaker 1>and him and Rick Rude team up to throw out
<v Speaker 1>the American dream. How could you do that? Goldness to
<v Speaker 1>your own father, the American Dream? Dusty Rhodes, All right now,
<v Speaker 1>gold Dust and Rick Rudy, they're double team and Razor Amone.
<v Speaker 1>They're putting the boots to raise your amone. When all
<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, the next participates. Music hits. It's stand.
<v Speaker 1>Here comes a stinger. Here comes the singer. The man
<v Speaker 1>who drew number eighteen, the man who drew number eighteen.
<v Speaker 3>You have four minutes left, all right, the mat who.
<v Speaker 1>Drew number eighteen. We got, We got Rick Rude and
<v Speaker 1>gold Us. They're waiting, they're baiting them. They say, come on, singer,
<v Speaker 1>they're coming out, singer, but stinging the sentence from the rafters.
<v Speaker 1>He just said for the raptors. He grabs Rick Rude
<v Speaker 1>by the back of the head. Scorn be a Dutch drop.
<v Speaker 1>Scorna be a dutchup. Sting is cleaning house. He's cleaning
<v Speaker 1>the house. Eventually, stinger splash, Stinger splash to Rick Rude,
<v Speaker 1>Stinger splash to gold Dust. He goes for the stinger
<v Speaker 1>splash on Razor amone. Razor Moone moves out of the way.
<v Speaker 1>Any dump sting over the top. He dumbesting over the
<v Speaker 1>top rope, sting husband eliminated the man who drew number nineteen.
<v Speaker 1>It's Papa Shango. Here comes Papa Shango. Papa Shako comes
<v Speaker 1>in here and he just lays out Razor amone. He's
<v Speaker 1>just beating up Razor amone. Uh Rick Rude and Goldness.
<v Speaker 1>They're just backing away. They're backing away. They're letting him
<v Speaker 1>beat up. They're letting him beat up. Uh Razor mode.
<v Speaker 1>He's got him up for that. Patna's shoulder breaker. But
<v Speaker 1>Razor he wiggles out. Take him a gun? Can he
<v Speaker 1>do it? He hits the razors. Papa Shago one two three.
<v Speaker 1>Papa Shago has been eliminated. Who is the final participant
<v Speaker 1>in the match? The final participant in the match? Who
<v Speaker 1>is he gonna be? Who drew number twenty in this matchup?
<v Speaker 3>Who's he gonna be? Who is the man who drew
<v Speaker 3>number I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>It's the Vat choke King, Rudney Savage, the Vat choke King.
<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, here comes Amat choke King. He runs in,
<v Speaker 1>he gets him on the apron. Wait when he drops down,
<v Speaker 1>he says, no, wee hoozy. Wait a minute, Razor Moone
<v Speaker 1>and Goldess attack Razors getting attacked by Goldens and Rick Rud.
<v Speaker 3>They're beating him up.
<v Speaker 1>Macha Man instructing him to hold him up. They're holding
<v Speaker 1>him out by his ours. Macha Man climbs to the
<v Speaker 1>top rope with his scepter and he just slashes the
<v Speaker 1>scepter over the head of Razormone. Now they're all put
<v Speaker 1>in the Boosom triple team and Razormone boo boo boo.
<v Speaker 1>Eventually Goldess hits the curtain call. Rick Rud hits the
<v Speaker 1>rude awakening. Macha Man goes to the top for the
<v Speaker 1>elbow drop, but Razor Moone moves out of the way.
<v Speaker 1>Crash your bird to the Macho Man. Ah Razor Mound
<v Speaker 1>pulled himself up on the ropes. Matroms says, get them boys.
<v Speaker 1>They both charged Razor Razor lower ropes. He elemnites Rick
<v Speaker 1>Rudder gold Dust. That's it. We're down to the final two.
<v Speaker 1>The title drops from the ceiling. The ladders within the
<v Speaker 1>steel cage lowers down. How much time we got left?
<v Speaker 3>Mark, fine, you're at thirteen thirty. You get all right?
<v Speaker 1>So now there's Razor mode. First of MATCHO k Razor mode.
<v Speaker 1>Drew number one, that's storytelling. Matcha man drew number twenty,
<v Speaker 1>that's storytelling. And now the man who started ended are
<v Speaker 1>in this thing. There's blood anywhere, there's bloodshed. Eventually they're
<v Speaker 1>both at the top of the ladder, the tippy top
<v Speaker 1>of that ladder. Razor, it looks like he's an hit.
<v Speaker 1>The razor's next from the top of the ladder. Wait
<v Speaker 1>a minute, but a big back body draft. He just
<v Speaker 1>backdrop match a man, Bachel King, I'm sorry, backup Razor
<v Speaker 1>from the top. He's on the top of that ladder,
<v Speaker 1>puts his fingers to the sky. He hates the elbow
<v Speaker 1>jump off the top of the ladder. He's slowly climbing up.
<v Speaker 1>He's slowly climbing up. He's got his fingertips on the
<v Speaker 1>tip of a razor gets up, showing the guts, showing
<v Speaker 1>the testicular fortitude, and he had tested the fortune as well,
<v Speaker 1>and he pushes the ladder over. Macha Man Machigan crashes
<v Speaker 1>into the cage and he's down. Razor mode. He's climbing
<v Speaker 1>the crouching raiser raise raisor. He has he has his
<v Speaker 1>fingertips on the belt. The lights go out, The lights
<v Speaker 1>go out, the lights come back on. It's Cain Kate
<v Speaker 1>choke slapped, raise their boat off the ladder. He puts
<v Speaker 1>the Macho King on his shoulders and he's walking the
<v Speaker 1>Macho King up the ladder. The Macho King grabs the
<v Speaker 1>title nick meaning who is your winner of the twenty
<v Speaker 1>seconds a collision match? The Macho King Runny Savage. We
<v Speaker 1>have a new champion. We have a new alliance, The
<v Speaker 1>Macho King Ranney Savage with Prince Cain. The Macho King,
<v Speaker 1>Randy Savage, Prince Kane dumping turmoil, got hight. Everybody is
<v Speaker 1>that his heater? His eater?
<v Speaker 3>Get it ah, Prince Caine is pretty great.
<v Speaker 1>Prince Kin.
<v Speaker 5>By the way, while that was going on, I fixed
<v Speaker 5>these headphones.
<v Speaker 1>You did it.
<v Speaker 5>They had to be like clicked in with a little
<v Speaker 5>little quarter turn.
<v Speaker 3>I knew it, pal you did it.
<v Speaker 1>Chelsea was going nuts. I lost my voice. I think
<v Speaker 1>are ready? That was impressive. What do you think of
<v Speaker 1>Prince Kane?
<v Speaker 3>Yes, Prince Kane. I like Prince Kane a lot. I
<v Speaker 3>like the idea. I love switching up the characters. You
<v Speaker 3>know what I'm saying. We've already seen all that Kine
<v Speaker 3>can do, but I want to see what I'm.
<v Speaker 5>Just gonna say, super uncreative to not read actual card.
<v Speaker 1>I agree, I disagree. I think you guys are doing
<v Speaker 1>cards and I'm doing the creative thing.
<v Speaker 3>Actually, Brian, I think it's I'm fine with it, Brosky especially,
<v Speaker 3>you know what I like. I like the traditional part
<v Speaker 3>of it because you've done this before. But he's he's
<v Speaker 3>launched brands with the collision collision. I think it's fine.
<v Speaker 3>That being said, Brian, I think I'm gonna blow himut.
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna blow him away.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, let's go.
<v Speaker 3>All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna set my own guy
<v Speaker 3>damn timer so I can watch it myself.
<v Speaker 1>But actually I'm gonna do the same thing.
<v Speaker 3>Uh, you want to roll a timer as well?
<v Speaker 1>I got it, I got I got a timer.
<v Speaker 3>All right, give me a countdown?
<v Speaker 1>Mark you ready? Yep? In five, four, three to one.
<v Speaker 6>Tonight, a new brand makes its mark, and we'll figure
<v Speaker 6>Wrestling Federation. A third brand explodes onto the scene to
<v Speaker 6>a thundering dominance. Tonight, thunder Slam Presents Explosion.
<v Speaker 7>Welcome everyone to Thunderslam Presents Explosion Live from the pap Center.
<v Speaker 3>In Boston, Massachusetts. I am your host, smart Mark Stirling,
<v Speaker 3>and we have a huge debut show. We will be
<v Speaker 3>crowning an interstate champion, a hardcore champion, tag team champions,
<v Speaker 3>and of course we will be having a four man
<v Speaker 3>tournament for the FWF Championship. Let's go to the ring
<v Speaker 3>for the first contest, folks. This is the first of
<v Speaker 3>two first round matchups for the FWF Championship. A championship
<v Speaker 3>committee selected wrestlers from all styles and shows four top contenders.
<v Speaker 1>God that you.
<v Speaker 3>Brian Myers is our first contender, but his opponent is
<v Speaker 3>on the What two three kid.
<v Speaker 7>This is going to be a work great match for
<v Speaker 7>a professional wrestler, the What two three kids.
<v Speaker 1>Let's see what happens.
<v Speaker 3>And guys, it was an absolute bar barnbender, both men
<v Speaker 3>really showing gritder barbender sportsmanship. The end is a bit
<v Speaker 3>weird though, because after about twelve minutes, Brian Myers has
<v Speaker 3>uh puts the kid in an ankle locking. Before it's
<v Speaker 3>even all the way on, the kid taps okay. So
<v Speaker 3>here is your winner of the first match, Brian Myers.
<v Speaker 3>Great match, but not ending. Perhaps kid has a hurt ankle.
<v Speaker 3>Who knows The two men shake hands and Byron Myers
<v Speaker 3>has punched his ticket into the main event match. I
<v Speaker 3>got for the f TOBF champion. Here we go. Diesel
<v Speaker 3>is your next entrant in the tournament. I don't think
<v Speaker 3>you'll find anyone in Thunderslam that can meet his size
<v Speaker 3>and his speed. But who is his opponent in the
<v Speaker 3>first round? Guys, it's a newcomer. People used to know
<v Speaker 3>him as the fiend pray Wyatt, but he's done some therapy.
<v Speaker 3>He's taking a new look at life. He's dressed like
<v Speaker 3>he's ready for the beach. Here's a margarita. He enters
<v Speaker 3>the ring and he grabs a mic hey man, life's
<v Speaker 3>too hard to be fighting all the time. We should
<v Speaker 3>be on vacation. Nice to meet you. I'm take a break, Bray,
<v Speaker 3>and I want you to take a Bray. Let's head
<v Speaker 3>to the Diesel nails him with a boot and this
<v Speaker 3>match is underway. These are less control for the majority
<v Speaker 3>of the match, until towards the end. Bray finds his
<v Speaker 3>way to his frozen cocktail in the corner. He manages
<v Speaker 3>to take a big sip that seems to have given
<v Speaker 3>him life. He's rocking and rolling the crowd is chanting,
<v Speaker 3>take a break, take a break. Eventually, Diesel is too much.
<v Speaker 3>He gets the big Man up for a power bomb
<v Speaker 3>and boom, here's your winner, Diesel, your number one contender,
<v Speaker 3>and it will be Brian Myers versus Diesel in the
<v Speaker 3>main event for the FWF Championship.
<v Speaker 1>Let's go. I don't want to fight Bigev.
<v Speaker 3>I love you gotta. Our next match is schedule for
<v Speaker 3>one fall, and here he comes Rick Flair looking phenomenal.
<v Speaker 3>He's jacked, long flowing hair. It's that retro Flair. He's
<v Speaker 3>way more jacked than cool. He's walking on the ring
<v Speaker 3>with all the confidence in the world. He looks to
<v Speaker 3>be a major player on Thunderslam. Already in the ring
<v Speaker 3>his opponent Matt Cardona. Flair really lays it in. Here
<v Speaker 3>he's glowing and he's taking his time picking apart the
<v Speaker 3>journeyman wrestler Cardona. After a bit, Claire slaps on the
<v Speaker 3>figure for a leg, locking back mad is tapping with
<v Speaker 3>the wind huge, huge win.
<v Speaker 1>However, who did Flair put the figure four on that arcasion?
<v Speaker 3>However, after the match, Matt appears to be favoring his leg,
<v Speaker 3>but Flair walks over helps him up. Flaire says something
<v Speaker 3>to him, shakes his hand. Matt looks thrilled, and they
<v Speaker 3>walk up the ramp together. We head to the back.
<v Speaker 3>There's Take a Break Bray. He's sitting on the loading dock.
<v Speaker 3>He's playing an acoustic guitar, nibbling on sponge cake, watching
<v Speaker 3>the sun Bacon all of the and then all of
<v Speaker 3>a sudden, Mankind walks by. He waves at Bray. Bray
<v Speaker 3>waves at Mankind and he continues all of those tourists covered.
<v Speaker 3>Mankind nails Pray with a chair and lays him out.
<v Speaker 3>He squeals and runs away. Bad night for Take a
<v Speaker 3>Break Bray. We head back to the ring. New decks
<v Speaker 3>kofe Kinson exaber Woods make their way down to the ring.
<v Speaker 3>This will be guys for the Tag Team Championships. They
<v Speaker 3>are having a blast on the way to the ring.
<v Speaker 3>Fans are loving this tag team being in thunderslam their
<v Speaker 3>opponents though. This makes for a sort of a dream match.
<v Speaker 3>The Hardy Boys folks Matt and Jeff Hardy make their
<v Speaker 3>way to a gigantic pop. Can't believe we're going about
<v Speaker 3>to see the New Day versus the Hardy Boys. Aaron
<v Speaker 3>thunderslam mattch gets underway. It's an epic back and forth
<v Speaker 3>matchup that looks to live up to the very idea
<v Speaker 3>of a dream match. That being said, by the end,
<v Speaker 3>the Hardys look to be extremely aggressive and at times
<v Speaker 3>a little dirty. In the end, Kofe has Jeff set
<v Speaker 3>up for the trouble in Paradise, but Matt jumps up,
<v Speaker 3>grabs the ref, throws something to Jeff, and in the confusion,
<v Speaker 3>Jeff nails Kofe with something and puts it in his pants.
<v Speaker 3>Matt takes out Woods and Jeff goes for the win.
<v Speaker 3>Not like this, guys, come on one two three Man.
<v Speaker 3>The ending spoiled something that could have been a classic
<v Speaker 3>tag team wrestling match. But something is up with the
<v Speaker 3>Hardy Boys because the entire time after the match, Man
<v Speaker 3>and Jeff are looking up towards the rooftops. What are
<v Speaker 3>they looking at? What is up next? Up? Million Dollar
<v Speaker 3>Man is making his way for our wait, a second
<v Speaker 3>million dollar Man. He's already wearing the interstate title. Way.
<v Speaker 3>He has a mic. Ladies and gentlemen. I've spent some
<v Speaker 3>time investing in crypto and NFTs, and because of that,
<v Speaker 3>I've made billions. I'm now the billion dollar man, and
<v Speaker 3>I invested so much into this company. I was awarded
<v Speaker 3>the interstate title. Money talks pal Oh, thank god, he's
<v Speaker 3>not gonna let him just do this music for a second.
<v Speaker 3>It's Huk Hogan horrible music. I like this music. He
<v Speaker 3>steamrolls to the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Why would Hogan? Ww Hogan, don't question me, DBAs.
<v Speaker 3>You didn't earn anything, brother, but I'll earn it by
<v Speaker 3>beating you right here in Boston, Massachusetts. Debasi says, Hogan,
<v Speaker 3>I'll wrestle you right now for a shot. But if
<v Speaker 3>I win, I own your contract. Do we have a deal.
<v Speaker 3>Hogan agrees, but before the bell, DBAs nails Hogan with
<v Speaker 3>the belt.
<v Speaker 1>He's out.
<v Speaker 8>How can he possibly continue? I'll runs mister T, Hogan's
<v Speaker 8>old friend, mister T. He's yelling to Hogan. You can
<v Speaker 8>do it, Hogan, do it for the kids, do it for.
<v Speaker 8>Hogan gets up.
<v Speaker 1>We'll get a time print.
<v Speaker 7>He's fired up, uh, he said, spref ring the bell.
<v Speaker 7>What a heroic display.
<v Speaker 3>Immediately DBAs grabs the ref and pulls him away. Mister
<v Speaker 3>T isn't having any of this though. Good thing he's there.
<v Speaker 3>He jumps in the ring. He walks past Hogan and
<v Speaker 3>then he turns and nails Hogan with a ball chains. No,
<v Speaker 3>mister T, why why did to turn on Hogan?
<v Speaker 9>Mister T gets out, Debass goes with the Piin one,
<v Speaker 9>two three, Debase and mister T are celebrating with money
<v Speaker 9>falling from the roof.
<v Speaker 3>Mister T has gold chains all over the place. He
<v Speaker 3>gives Debase a giant gold chain. These two must be
<v Speaker 3>best friends, rich friends. They order Hulk Hogan to the back.
<v Speaker 3>Teddbas now owns the contract of the immortal hoaxed Hogan.
<v Speaker 3>We head to the back. New Day looks dejected, upset.
<v Speaker 3>Kofe is still kind of rocked from the object he
<v Speaker 3>got hit with. Sartan Slaughter walks in the frame and
<v Speaker 3>you hear a huge papa from the crowd. He says,
<v Speaker 3>you maggots, that was a disgusting display. You lack training,
<v Speaker 3>you lack discipline, you lack winning desire. I want you
<v Speaker 3>to join my team. I can instill these qualities in you.
<v Speaker 3>I'm forming and he leak unit a special tactical Operations
<v Speaker 3>military police. You might say, oh, I call it stop.
<v Speaker 3>What do you say? The New Day? They look at
<v Speaker 3>each other, They look at Sarge They say, what do
<v Speaker 3>we have to lose? They shake his hands. Sarge says,
<v Speaker 3>the good news is our training starts in paradise. We
<v Speaker 3>head back to the ring. This next match is for
<v Speaker 3>the Hardcore Championship guys. The Undertaker looking really evil making
<v Speaker 3>his way slowly to the ring. He's brooding, he's ominous.
<v Speaker 3>Who can meet him in a hardcore match? Here it's Crush.
<v Speaker 3>He's looking like an absolute badass. He's got the face. Man,
<v Speaker 3>it's it's the evil Crush has bro but he's everybody
<v Speaker 3>loves him. He looks awesome and he's looking to break stuff.
<v Speaker 3>This match is epic, everything you would want from a
<v Speaker 3>classic Attitude era hardcore match. Plunder, chairs, tables. The crowd
<v Speaker 3>seems to really favor this new Attitude Crush as they
<v Speaker 3>keep chanting Crush, Crush, Crush. The n sees these two
<v Speaker 3>behemoths fighting on the ramp. Undertaker has him up for
<v Speaker 3>a tombstone, but Crush reverses it, hoists him up with
<v Speaker 3>the power onto his shoulders for a power slam, and
<v Speaker 3>slams him off the ramp into tables. He crawls on
<v Speaker 3>for the pin one, two three. Crush is your new
<v Speaker 3>hardcore champion. Finally, a good guy wins on the show.
<v Speaker 3>He makes his way to the ring. He's celebrating. The
<v Speaker 3>crowd is going wild. They love this Limp Biscuit song.
<v Speaker 3>Hopefully at major Fest they can get Limp Biscuit to
<v Speaker 3>come in and do the song live. Who knows? Suddenly
<v Speaker 3>the arena goes dark the Undertaker. You can hear the
<v Speaker 3>Undertaker speaking in darkness over the PA system. You may
<v Speaker 3>have beat me this day, Crush, but I have a
<v Speaker 3>higher power to attain. Be sure to look up the
<v Speaker 3>lights come back on. Crushes looking around, but no one's there.
<v Speaker 3>The Undertaker is gone. Where did he go?
<v Speaker 1>Now?
<v Speaker 3>Time for your main event of the Let's go. Brian
<v Speaker 3>Myers makes his way to the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Roster cut one you three.
<v Speaker 3>He knows that if he wins this, he becomes the
<v Speaker 3>inaugural FWF Thunderslam Champion. But he has a huge test
<v Speaker 3>in problem. The Big ban Diese walks down, looking as
<v Speaker 3>tough as ever, and these two get ready to make history.
<v Speaker 3>But he's not alone. Actually he's with the one two
<v Speaker 3>three kid. This is strange. I didn't know they were
<v Speaker 3>friends in this in this universe. He has a grin
<v Speaker 3>on his face. Though Myers looks a little on settled
<v Speaker 3>by this team. Here the bell rings the two circle.
<v Speaker 3>Myers is looking at both of the wrestlers. It seems
<v Speaker 3>like it's probably gonna be a two on one. Diesel
<v Speaker 3>steps forward, so does Meyers steps right up, puts his
<v Speaker 3>hand on Diesel's chest.
<v Speaker 10>And boom, Diesel drops. Myers goes to the pin one,
<v Speaker 10>two three. What we're first at or something?
<v Speaker 7>Thunderstorm Champion, Thunderstorm Champion, Brian Myers, Diesel and Kidder thrilled,
<v Speaker 7>Myers has a mic.
<v Speaker 3>He says, cut my fucking music. What you're looking at
<v Speaker 3>is professional dominance. We came here with a plan to
<v Speaker 3>make money, win belts and run this shit. These two
<v Speaker 3>are as real as it gets. And I'm the new
<v Speaker 3>FWF champion and that's the reality, and we are the
<v Speaker 3>real three. We row this. What's this? Side glad? Two
<v Speaker 3>minutes a man walks out on stage. He has a
<v Speaker 3>poncho bandana around his mouth and a cowboy hat pulled down.
<v Speaker 3>Who's this? The arena goes dark, The screen turns on
<v Speaker 3>and it says, I'm the law round here. The lights
<v Speaker 3>go back on. The man's in the ring. He nails Myers.
<v Speaker 3>Myers is out, Diesel misses the boot, he gets nailed.
<v Speaker 3>Kid swings wildly. The man Ducks has him up F five.
<v Speaker 3>The Real Three is back pedaling up the rap. Who's
<v Speaker 3>this man?
<v Speaker 7>He looks at the hard camera, takes out the bandana,
<v Speaker 7>takes out his hat.
<v Speaker 3>The crowd goes wild.
<v Speaker 7>It's the Gunslinger, It's the Texas Tornado, It's carry von Eric.
<v Speaker 3>And he is the Law. Thank you everyone, good night.
<v Speaker 5>I have done this, all right, hell of a lot
<v Speaker 5>better than collusion collision.
<v Speaker 3>All right? What do you think the Real three high?
<v Speaker 1>You like that the Law?
<v Speaker 4>We didn't get a payoff to Maccardona being a job
<v Speaker 4>or is that justesus job?
<v Speaker 3>Well, hopefully we continue this, you know what I'm.
<v Speaker 1>Saying, Clip Hager held around the world, because.
<v Speaker 3>Well I want to know what happens with Brick Flair
<v Speaker 3>and Matcardonal.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe Mark will continue his bread on silver linings.
<v Speaker 3>Hey, I'll tell you this. I wrote six shows, guys.
<v Speaker 3>Basically I wrote the shows just the case. You know,
<v Speaker 3>I know the major I know the main event of
<v Speaker 3>Major Fest. I'll tell you that right now. What about
<v Speaker 3>take a break, Braids, you like to take a break.
<v Speaker 5>Take a break braid Mark, okay, alright, three.
<v Speaker 3>Hold on, I'm not ready.
<v Speaker 1>I'm always ready.
<v Speaker 3>Five four three two one.
<v Speaker 4>Hello and welcome to FWF thrill s oone presents.
<v Speaker 5>The Last Action Superstar.
<v Speaker 4>Welcome everyone back to f w F Thrill Zone with
<v Speaker 4>our premiere event, the Last Action Superstar and headed to
<v Speaker 4>the ring. Now our host of the evening, the star
<v Speaker 4>of Last Action Hero, Danny aka Austin O'Brien. Austin O'Brien
<v Speaker 4>comes out, He welcomes everybody, reminds him the Last Action
<v Speaker 4>Hero is coming to theater soon. Don't listen, and he says,
<v Speaker 4>get ready for all the action you can handle the night.
<v Speaker 4>Here aren't thrill Zone with our first match.
<v Speaker 1>This is brutal type again.
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe me doing it so archaic.
<v Speaker 1>I have to You don't have it like lined up?
<v Speaker 1>How do you line it up? Just create a playlist Spotify.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know I have Spotify. We're not hearing music.
<v Speaker 1>See I can hear yours either.
<v Speaker 3>Pal.
<v Speaker 1>Here he is covering the ring. It's the junk your dog.
<v Speaker 3>Love this song.
<v Speaker 4>Jhyd is in the ring for our opening matchup. He's
<v Speaker 4>waiting for his opponent. There's no music, and suddenly a
<v Speaker 4>very familiar face walks through the curtain to a chorus
<v Speaker 4>of Booze. It's Chris Jericho. Jercho says he's got a
<v Speaker 4>mic in sand. He says, j Whyd Tonight, I'm gonna
<v Speaker 4>face you and I have to tell you something. I'm
<v Speaker 4>too rich to spend any time in a junkyard and
<v Speaker 4>I absolutely hate dogs. I'm a cat person. So you
<v Speaker 4>know what, Jyd, You know what? You know what, Jyd,
<v Speaker 4>you just made the list. Of course of booze.
<v Speaker 1>We're off. We gotta ballance Jericho vs. J Whitey, So
<v Speaker 1>I'm back and forth.
<v Speaker 4>Actually j white didn't take kindly to those words from
<v Speaker 4>Chris Jericho.
<v Speaker 1>He's super arrogant.
<v Speaker 4>But boom out of nowhere after a competitive matchup, it's
<v Speaker 4>the Judas Effect one two three year winner Chris Jericho.
<v Speaker 4>Our next matchup check this timers, We'll be four the
<v Speaker 4>crowning of the tag team champions.
<v Speaker 1>Here on Thrill Zone. Coming to the ring.
<v Speaker 4>The ground is shaking underneath people's feet. It's the monster
<v Speaker 4>team of Bam Bam, Bigelow and Earthquake. We call them
<v Speaker 4>the super natural Disasters.
<v Speaker 1>Who is Gonnap? This team here? Tonight.
<v Speaker 4>This is just the odds are stacked. Here come their opponents,
<v Speaker 4>the brand new team formed this week. They've been training hard,
<v Speaker 4>cutting vignettes, inspirational, rocky like pre tapes and promos, so
<v Speaker 4>the crowd is very aware of who's coming. It's the
<v Speaker 4>dream team of Snake Housing Jake the Snake, Roberts and
<v Speaker 4>Dan Housen. But the odds are stacked against him. I mean,
<v Speaker 4>a combined weight of eight hundred pounds or how could
<v Speaker 4>they ever beat the supernatural disasters? And just as we predicted,
<v Speaker 4>it's a bloodbath. The supernatural disasters are all over them,
<v Speaker 4>beating them mercifully. There's no way, no way, these guys
<v Speaker 4>can win this thing. Dan Alison is worse for wear.
<v Speaker 4>He needs to make a tag to Jake despby. This
<v Speaker 4>thing's about to get into an earthquake, signaling for the splash,
<v Speaker 4>but Jake's in a panic.
<v Speaker 1>He hops down, he gets the bag, he unleashes. It's Damien.
<v Speaker 1>But everyone knows if fact guys are scared of snakes.
<v Speaker 3>What do I know?
<v Speaker 1>Damn Man, earthquake are a complete panic.
<v Speaker 4>Out of nowhere, Danilson reaches up Schoolboy one two.
<v Speaker 3>They steal it.
<v Speaker 4>Snake Housing. You're new tad Team champions. They're going up
<v Speaker 4>the aisle celebrating.
<v Speaker 1>The crowd's going crazy.
<v Speaker 4>Snake Hows and your new tag team champions here on
<v Speaker 4>Thrill Zone. Next up, already in the ring, we have
<v Speaker 4>the Honkey TNK Man, Greg the Hammer, Valentine and Double
<v Speaker 4>J Jeff jar and they're ready for a good old
<v Speaker 4>Nashville country concert here. But unfortunately I got to tell
<v Speaker 4>you that this is at the Nassau Coliseum and the
<v Speaker 4>New Yorkers are booing like crazy, Htm Valentine, Double J.
<v Speaker 4>They're trying to play it at the chorus of Booze
<v Speaker 4>are going nuts. Suddenly, suddenly, out of nowhere and unexpected
<v Speaker 4>song plays, Oh shit, here they come. The Nassau Colseum's
<v Speaker 4>going wild through the stands. It's Steve Ambrose seth rawlins
<v Speaker 4>home and raise the Shield in full force. It looks
<v Speaker 4>like we have an impromptu six man tag. The Shield
<v Speaker 4>makes quick work of the Nashville Trio. Honky Tonk Man
<v Speaker 4>gets the triple power bomb one two three, The Shield
<v Speaker 4>are your victors. But they got the mic. They're saying,
<v Speaker 4>you know what, guys, this just wasn't enough. We're still hungry.
<v Speaker 4>We're not satisfied with just that victory, and we want
<v Speaker 4>some more. So the crowd of weights, they're calling on anybody.
<v Speaker 1>Here comes.
<v Speaker 4>Accompany to the ring by T T D. It's the
<v Speaker 4>British Bulldog. What t Bulldog is out there answer the challenge?
<v Speaker 4>But who's gonna be? Who's gonna be? Willie Wilson's out
<v Speaker 4>there too, They're out there with them. Who is it
<v Speaker 4>going to be his partners? The crowd waits in anticipation.
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, he's back, red card, blue singlet, mister perfect.
<v Speaker 4>Looks like he's up for the challenge of the Shield.
<v Speaker 4>He's gonna join in this six man tag. And last,
<v Speaker 4>but not least, who is going to round out this
<v Speaker 4>six man tag?
<v Speaker 1>Who is going to finish this team? Oh my god.
<v Speaker 4>It's absolutely not that hideous Bill mckina shaw Michael's retro figure. No,
<v Speaker 4>it's a yellow card, red and white tight Shaw Michaels
<v Speaker 4>in the crowds going crazy high five to perfect high
<v Speaker 4>fight the Bulldog and this thing is underway, back and forth,
<v Speaker 4>non stop tag team here. The Shield is still just
<v Speaker 4>so dominant. Hot tag the Shawn Michaels. He blows him
<v Speaker 4>away without big flying Burrito tuning up the band super kick.
<v Speaker 4>The Roman raids one two and it's a big double
<v Speaker 4>save by Dean and Seth. They fill out. This thing's
<v Speaker 4>gone haywire, bulloging perfect it bumping the forward back in.
<v Speaker 4>It's a triple power bomb to Shawn Michaels and a
<v Speaker 4>one two three the shield proves their dominance.
<v Speaker 1>That I with two back to back victories here on
<v Speaker 1>Thrill Zone time check damn.
<v Speaker 4>Next up, we have the Interstate Championship match. This mash
<v Speaker 4>will crown the very first interstate champion in the new
<v Speaker 4>version of the retro Thrill Zone. Out first, this rated
<v Speaker 4>RKO Randy Orton headed to the ring for this singles
<v Speaker 4>match and his opponent, the best there is, the best
<v Speaker 4>there was, the best there ever will be, Brett the.
<v Speaker 1>Hit burn Heart.
<v Speaker 4>These two are going at This is what they would
<v Speaker 4>call over in turmoil, a work rate, match work rate.
<v Speaker 4>These guys are back and forth tooth and now they
<v Speaker 4>put it in. We're at the twenty minute mark at it. Yes, yes,
<v Speaker 4>and there it is boom RKO out of nowhere. Randy
<v Speaker 4>hits the r KO and Brady goes to the cover
<v Speaker 4>one two kickout Brett kicked out. It's unbelievable. He mounts
<v Speaker 4>a traditional Brett Hart comeback, the flying elbow off the top,
<v Speaker 4>off the second Russian leg, sweep the whole ninety signal
<v Speaker 4>for the sharp shirt. His Brett's got a second win.
<v Speaker 4>He hooks it in. He hooks it in. Randy's screaming
<v Speaker 4>for his life. He's in the sharp shotter. What's he
<v Speaker 4>gonna do? Hand raise the tap, Han raise the tap.
<v Speaker 4>He's crawling, he's digging the hand still up. Last ditch effort.
<v Speaker 4>He grabs a rope. It's a rope brak. No submission,
<v Speaker 4>No submission. Randy rolls to the floor in complete exhaustion.
<v Speaker 4>Brett gets an idea. He's gonna set him up. He's
<v Speaker 4>gonna give him some more. He's gonna hook him up
<v Speaker 4>on the posts. He's going for that figure four on
<v Speaker 4>the post. He's got him. Randy's screaming in pain, but
<v Speaker 4>you know he can't tap because the ropes are involved.
<v Speaker 4>It's a rope break. Brett rolls him back in. He's
<v Speaker 4>got him. He knows there's blood in the water. Brett
<v Speaker 4>goes to step in the ropes, but desperately Randy kicks
<v Speaker 4>the middle rope. It right into his cock. This middle
<v Speaker 4>rope to the cock. Brett's selling. Randy snatches him. He's
<v Speaker 4>got him hooked. That signature Randy Yorton. Second rope dt Boom,
<v Speaker 4>he hits it. Now he's firing up. He looks like
<v Speaker 4>the viper we all know in love.
<v Speaker 1>He seizes his prey. He's eyeing him up. He goes
<v Speaker 1>for it.
<v Speaker 4>Okay ooh, I don't know where one, two, three, and
<v Speaker 4>your new Inner State champion, Randy. He goes up to
<v Speaker 4>the middle post. He hits that signature Randy Yorton.
<v Speaker 1>Pose.
<v Speaker 4>The Pyrro's going off. He's got the interstate title draped
<v Speaker 4>over his shoulder.
<v Speaker 3>Nice.
<v Speaker 1>It's now time for our May events.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know you have ten minutes, five minutes left.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, up next, it's a dream match.
<v Speaker 3>I'm anticipating this stress.
<v Speaker 1>Here he comes.
<v Speaker 5>Nineteen ninety nine Sideburns, Rock Top.
<v Speaker 1>Ready to go.
<v Speaker 4>This is big fight, Phiel. It's the main event here
<v Speaker 4>of Last Action Superstar.
<v Speaker 1>H oh wrong John Cena song.
<v Speaker 3>One first time only time.
<v Speaker 4>This is the first time only time. Oh, we're going
<v Speaker 4>old school, first time only time. Sina versus Rock one
<v Speaker 4>on one. We never thought we'd see it, but we're
<v Speaker 4>gonna get it here tonight in the main event. You
<v Speaker 4>could feel it. It's a stare down Mono, we mono.
<v Speaker 4>These two ready to get it on and suddenly, wait
<v Speaker 4>a second, tossing O'Brien. Okay, Danny from Last Ection Hero,
<v Speaker 4>what's he doing out here?
<v Speaker 3>Three minutes left?
<v Speaker 4>He's like, hold on, folks, tonight, I'm in charge, and
<v Speaker 4>I make the rules, and I have a sneaky feeling
<v Speaker 4>we're gonna see this match for years to come, maybe
<v Speaker 4>a couple of times. So I wanted to spice things
<v Speaker 4>up a little bit. I've added another competitor to this matchup.
<v Speaker 4>The crowd is puzzled, the rock is puzzled, seen as puzzled,
<v Speaker 4>and suddenly.
<v Speaker 11>Oh my god, it's the d the man Water.
<v Speaker 3>That's Bro too, I'm guessing.
<v Speaker 1>Has Bro too, White trunks Alt.
<v Speaker 4>That warrior comes blazing through the curtain, running down the aisle.
<v Speaker 4>The crowd's going crazy, and then PROMPTU Main event ripple
<v Speaker 4>threat match. This is not a work rate match. This
<v Speaker 4>is a spectacle, folks, a spectacle.
<v Speaker 1>Ding ding ding.
<v Speaker 4>These three warriors get after it, no pun intended back
<v Speaker 4>and forth action. The crowd doesn't know who to cheer for.
<v Speaker 4>It's electric in here. Finally it's how big fu by
<v Speaker 4>John Cena to the rock. But as he lands, Warrior
<v Speaker 4>comes from behind. Hits seen it with the splash one
<v Speaker 4>two three, the Warrior, The Warrior wins it. Wow, Warrior
<v Speaker 4>takes his claim as the top dog. Here it thrills own.
<v Speaker 4>The crowd is celebrating. The Pyro is going off won
<v Speaker 4>an event.
<v Speaker 5>Uh oh oh no oh, no.
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, here they come. They already stake their claim
<v Speaker 4>of dominance here tonight the shield, the shield through the
<v Speaker 4>crowd again. They've got Warrior completely cornered. It's gonna be
<v Speaker 4>three on one. Warriors got his fists up, he's ready
<v Speaker 4>to go. But what's this sena rock? They're back at
<v Speaker 4>it from the ashes. They're opening the front of the shield.
<v Speaker 4>HiT's three on three, hits three on three, the shield
<v Speaker 4>go running, Warrior, Cena, the rock standing tall. What's gonna
<v Speaker 4>come in this? What's gonna happen on the next Thrills over.
<v Speaker 1>Right?
<v Speaker 3>Damn you hit that time? Fourteen minutes, five.
<v Speaker 4>Seconds professional wrestlers. It's not a gimmick, a.
<v Speaker 3>Guys, I had a ball, all right.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sweating I'm sweating once, but it's not gonna be
<v Speaker 1>probably mad at me. I'm sweating. Chelsea's definitely mad at me.
<v Speaker 1>It was fun to do once. We gave you, guys
<v Speaker 1>a little taste, but.
<v Speaker 3>A little taste as my friend mattle taste.
<v Speaker 1>We will put a poll up because I do want
<v Speaker 1>to know that.
<v Speaker 3>I want not even close a law. Hey, I did,
<v Speaker 3>uh the arena darkens because I didn't want to do
<v Speaker 3>the lights going.
<v Speaker 1>Area dark.
<v Speaker 5>The arena darkens like a full sweat.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's too much.
<v Speaker 3>Too much, guys, I had a ball man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, we'll see you next month. For you, here's
<v Speaker 1>here's my notes.
<v Speaker 3>Oh dude, come on.
<v Speaker 1>The other bonus is the uh becoming an indie god
<v Speaker 1>Q and A. Check that out. You're very interesting accepsfable.
<v Speaker 4>Then all right, other than that next month, yeah, but thunderstand.
<v Speaker 1>W Moving front Jack