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<v Speaker 1>Dub boysun Welcome to the Deadline Podcast, episode number two
<v Speaker 1>hundred Yeah seventy three.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we are back.
<v Speaker 3>Once again, taking it back to nineteen ninety eight Monday
<v Speaker 3>Night Raw, November sixteenth, nineteen ninety eight.
<v Speaker 4>A tremendous episode of business here. This is uh the
<v Speaker 4>first roll after the Survivor series Deadly Games where the
<v Speaker 4>Rock turned into the Corporate Champion. We watched this episode
<v Speaker 4>for a much much crazier reason though. This is the
<v Speaker 4>episode where a member of the Road Warriors, depending on
<v Speaker 4>how you viewed it, either jumped off or got pushed
<v Speaker 4>off of the Titan drawden.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, there's not many other ways to take it
<v Speaker 3>other than what you see exactly, and of course we'll
<v Speaker 3>be talking about that, but before we get into that
<v Speaker 3>Deadlock updates, watch this on the Patreon Kurt Angle versus
<v Speaker 3>Abyss Falsecout Anywhere TNA Turning Point two.
<v Speaker 5>Thousand and eight.
<v Speaker 4>Now, if you think you have no idea what match
<v Speaker 4>we're talking about here, that is wrong. You do know
<v Speaker 4>this because you have all seen every single wrestling fan
<v Speaker 4>has seen. One specific spot from this match is when
<v Speaker 4>Kle runs and dives off of this fucking stage onto
<v Speaker 4>Abyss as first and uh no regard for his safety
<v Speaker 4>or abysses. But the magic is actually pretty fun, so
<v Speaker 4>you should check it out if you haven't seen the
<v Speaker 4>whole thing, and you get to watch it with us
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<v Speaker 5>DPW had a show in New Jersey this past weekend.
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<v Speaker 5>Fuck yeah, all right, now it's time to get into
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<v Speaker 5>I've never seen them in the same room at the
<v Speaker 5>same time.
<v Speaker 4>That can't be true.
<v Speaker 5>You should come to.
<v Speaker 3>This is gonna sound like a bit, but Luther Rains
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<v Speaker 3>on the phone here, dude, it's I see meeni Ear
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<v Speaker 4>Please hold on. That's a fucking you gotta put You
<v Speaker 4>can't just you're not on a friendly basis with him.
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<v Speaker 3>Johnny, I'm heading to Philly for WrestleMania. I was wondering
<v Speaker 3>if you could put a girl.
<v Speaker 4>On, Oh ship, I guess I could.
<v Speaker 3>Ankers stop calling you where news arts? Let me give
<v Speaker 3>you money?
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<v Speaker 4>Oh fucking shit, dude, we fucking someone putting on a
<v Speaker 4>subreddit a clip of Chase Richardson.
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, I can believe this Grace is unreal.
<v Speaker 3>Man, Hey, Johnny, it's SCP zero seven to nine the
<v Speaker 3>advanced computer. If you don't free me from the facility,
<v Speaker 3>I'll blow up your.
<v Speaker 5>House or else. Please don't five Jose Rivera, Oh is
<v Speaker 5>that right?
<v Speaker 3>Jose Rivera dsp nutting on himself and going sausage mode.
<v Speaker 3>I love Justin Bieber sixty nine and why doctor Schmegman Uh, CARLW.
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<v Speaker 5>Tuckey, Tom Charlane, Oak Tree, Tyler Schaeffer. Nice that threw
<v Speaker 5>me off.
<v Speaker 4>The hell.
<v Speaker 3>Trevin M. Franklin, mass fallout, Matthew Brazil. When are you
<v Speaker 3>bringing back the segment where Johnny shoves an object up
<v Speaker 3>his ass. I bet he could fit a whole in sixty.
<v Speaker 5>Four up that bad boy.
<v Speaker 4>We did that.
<v Speaker 3>Brandon Sylvia coming for that number one wrestling pod. Johnny
<v Speaker 3>get ready for the Rocking Sports Review.
<v Speaker 5>Bye Yes j Rock seven seven seven streamed on Spotify soon.
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<v Speaker 3>in the alley of Outback Steakhouse, gargling beef grease like mouthwash.
<v Speaker 5>Screaming ooh, ooh ooh, seek help, Johnny. I was probably
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<v Speaker 5>What the hell My fucking nose just refreshed? The fuck?
<v Speaker 3>John and Tony get out of my asshole, James, please?
<v Speaker 2>He may.
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<v Speaker 5>Laugh this week?
<v Speaker 3>No problem, m General Chase Richard's son Tony hit me
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<v Speaker 3>I only listen to this pod while I pack bread.
<v Speaker 3>Gloshy Joshy, Jared Jones, Hey, guys, love you all, except
<v Speaker 3>for Johnny he smoking. Hey, Johnny, I'm in chichen Itza
<v Speaker 3>for the first Mayan ball in hoopy game?
<v Speaker 5>What is it to do in the cot in around
<v Speaker 5>seven hundred?
<v Speaker 4>Adice Williams.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm rocket right now. Good.
<v Speaker 3>I think when this ship refresher refreshed my brain. That
<v Speaker 3>iceman guy, Wait what Baker nine four sixty three blanks?
<v Speaker 3>John the blood Blood is a fine guy. Stop talking? Yeah, please,
<v Speaker 3>Fat Fat Fat Cayman Yellow from Hustle. Fat Common Yellow
<v Speaker 3>from Hustle. What did Devon tell Bubba when they were
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<v Speaker 3>Wow Ethan, Love the podcast, love the YouTube channel, Love
<v Speaker 3>the Boys, Let's fucking go Yeah Almighty Asap, Jay Findy,
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<v Speaker 3>Congrats Toby on the Pretty Pretty Princess Hall of Fame induction.
<v Speaker 2>You deserve it, seem.
<v Speaker 5>Brouch known liar, coming clean.
<v Speaker 3>I was never deadlight Champ. I did, however, find Osama
<v Speaker 3>Rick Schlair's crooked yellow teeth, You old bastard beans pop Tingus,
<v Speaker 3>pingus his PJ Morgan, Thomas, him, Sad McClary, Cameron, Lama
<v Speaker 3>lad Big Show and the Peter Griffin outfit. Keating a
<v Speaker 3>schloppy Ham's image. Yeah, I see it every day. Hey, Johnny,
<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to be in Philly this weekend. I'm
<v Speaker 3>New York, but not the city. Learn about it. Read
<v Speaker 3>a book.
<v Speaker 5>Rakish's Big Fat, Sticky Ass.
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<v Speaker 5>Mc gregor ski wooe.
<v Speaker 3>I got that ship on like Jay Malachi in the
<v Speaker 3>e C w Arena. Brad Durst, but A Broughtwurst. Mucho macho, Johnny.
<v Speaker 3>The boys are back in town for the pod.
<v Speaker 5>Where is this town? John Levell? Uh uh uh uh uh.
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<v Speaker 5>How about it a gimmick.
<v Speaker 4>That was more than two years ago.
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<v Speaker 3>King of the Pipe, Typing out comments all damn night,
<v Speaker 3>John Blood is a son of a bitch.
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<v Speaker 5>Of the Champion of the World twenty five ninety nine.
<v Speaker 5>Landing three and a half inches is big enough.
<v Speaker 4>Gus the fuck it is? Yeah, I remember saying I
<v Speaker 4>had a tiny Wiener. Three and a half is fucking plenty.
<v Speaker 4>Thank you very fucking much. Thank you, Landing. I'm bleeked
<v Speaker 4>to the Rondo blase. I apologize, Landing. I'll do better
<v Speaker 4>for you next time.
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<v Speaker 4>Sign up and also gift everyone uh Patreon memberships just
<v Speaker 4>fucking send them the random emails.
<v Speaker 5>I don't care. You guys want the offline Sabbathon to
<v Speaker 5>keep going, right.
<v Speaker 4>Very briefly, James, I want you to talk about it
<v Speaker 4>the do you call a duty game, like, just you
<v Speaker 4>know how your experiences have been with it thus far.
<v Speaker 3>All right, So after the Halo two tournament, you know,
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I'm gonna take a couple of weeks
<v Speaker 3>off here.
<v Speaker 5>I grinded way too much on that game. I need
<v Speaker 5>to play something else.
<v Speaker 3>So I got Black Ops six and Macho T was like, look, dude,
<v Speaker 3>like play zombies or whatever.
<v Speaker 5>And you know, I'm not a real zombies guy. I
<v Speaker 5>never have been.
<v Speaker 4>Maya loves Zombie.
<v Speaker 5>Maacha is a big zombies guy. So I was like, okay, okay,
<v Speaker 5>I'll play.
<v Speaker 3>So it's like, hey, let's do this Easter egg thing
<v Speaker 3>on this map on Black Op six where you fight
<v Speaker 3>like this Kraken or something.
<v Speaker 5>I was like, sure, I'll do it with you. I'd
<v Speaker 5>love to do it with you.
<v Speaker 3>And it was me, Chris Danker and Macho T first
<v Speaker 3>time playing zombies. We're in there for like an hour.
<v Speaker 3>I feel like we're like at level thirty something or
<v Speaker 3>somewhere around there, and Macho they're doing this fucking h
<v Speaker 3>easter egg thing.
<v Speaker 5>I don't know what it is. You have to like
<v Speaker 5>get an elite into a canister and then put the
<v Speaker 5>canister into this thing and then it takes you to
<v Speaker 5>some other elite that you face. I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>Anyways, we get there, we put the canister in Macha
<v Speaker 3>as we get to like the end of this easter
<v Speaker 3>egg where we're fighting the boss Macho before we do
<v Speaker 3>it Macho goes, I don't know what's going on. My
<v Speaker 3>fucking gun's not shooting, and I'm like, okay, well, then
<v Speaker 3>like let's take a second. And I see Macho fucking
<v Speaker 3>go over put the fucking thing into the hole and
<v Speaker 3>then starts the final boss sequence and I'm like, dude,
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck? So he starts the final boss sequence
<v Speaker 3>that we're shooting this fucking thing, and Macho is instantly
<v Speaker 3>down because he can't shoot his gun or do anything,
<v Speaker 3>and then Chris goes down.
<v Speaker 2>I go down.
<v Speaker 3>I'm looking over at fucking Macho. I'm like, what are
<v Speaker 3>you fucking brain dead? Like are you serious?
<v Speaker 5>And he's like, I thought like activating it would fix
<v Speaker 5>my gun. What we were in here for like an
<v Speaker 5>hour something.
<v Speaker 4>It's so funny. So that was the first time, so
<v Speaker 4>they convinced James to do it again and.
<v Speaker 2>Please keep it.
<v Speaker 3>Please keep in mind that Macho is on PlayStation. All
<v Speaker 3>these fucking problems are PlayStation problems. So anyways, next time,
<v Speaker 3>he asked to go do Terminus, which is a different map,
<v Speaker 3>and he's like, let's do the Easter Egg with the
<v Speaker 3>kracking thing so he can get this calling card or whatever.
<v Speaker 3>He said it might take a few times. I was like, yeah, okay,
<v Speaker 3>that's cool. Anyways, we so the first part of it
<v Speaker 3>is real RNG, so like you have to try to
<v Speaker 3>get this wonder weapon. I guess that Macho needed for
<v Speaker 3>this part. Okay, So like we're just trying to get
<v Speaker 3>the gobble gum and like which I'm just like okay,
<v Speaker 3>like yeah, get the fucking gobble gum and then go
<v Speaker 3>to the box and get this weapon.
<v Speaker 5>So anyways, it takes.
<v Speaker 3>Way longer than he thought because our rang shit, we
<v Speaker 3>just kept getting the wrong gun, you know, like, dude,
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck is going on? Like do we want
<v Speaker 3>to restart and try again? Like we're getting like into
<v Speaker 3>the later rounds here, He's like, no, let's just fucking
<v Speaker 3>keep doing it till we get it. So we get it.
<v Speaker 3>We go through all this stuff. Macho's watching the video
<v Speaker 3>as we're trying to do this. I've never played this map.
<v Speaker 3>I'm just trying to survive.
<v Speaker 5>At this point.
<v Speaker 3>I have like forty ray guns because we kept pulling
<v Speaker 3>the ray guns. So I have like one hundred ray
<v Speaker 3>guns on me. I'm just switching throw them.
<v Speaker 4>I think there's one part. Macho is on another island
<v Speaker 4>away from you guys, Yeah, watching a YouTube video and
<v Speaker 4>then he gets down.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Okay, so thank god I got this gobble gum
<v Speaker 3>that picks it everybody up. Because Macho goes off by
<v Speaker 3>himself to an entirely different island.
<v Speaker 5>On a boat the.
<v Speaker 3>Flips the round flip dude, because he's.
<v Speaker 6>Especially if you have to watch a video like.
<v Speaker 3>The other island and dies and he goes, guys, I
<v Speaker 3>think we're gonna have to restart. I think we just lost.
<v Speaker 3>And I go, I go, you are so fucking lucky.
<v Speaker 3>I got this fucking gobble gum thing.
<v Speaker 5>So I eat this gum and it brings them back
<v Speaker 5>to life and uh we so like we have to
<v Speaker 5>get this canister, another one of these canister things, and
<v Speaker 5>we lost the canister.
<v Speaker 3>That's why Macho was fucking going on this. Yeah, just
<v Speaker 3>lost the fu canister and like he's trying to find
<v Speaker 3>this fucking canister and we had to get it again
<v Speaker 3>and do it again. Anyways, we got this fourth guy
<v Speaker 3>to cheesy Balls or whatever, and like he's he's rand.
<v Speaker 3>He's just like, yeah, it's just a random guy with
<v Speaker 3>no mic, so I have to take type to him,
<v Speaker 3>like Macha's I'm like uh, court, what do you call this,
<v Speaker 3>like typographer or something like?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Right, So, like Macho's like tell him saying stuff to me,
<v Speaker 3>and then I'm typing it out to him to tell him.
<v Speaker 5>In the chat of what to do, I'm like, you
<v Speaker 5>have to not die here, leave one zombie alive here.
<v Speaker 5>Like I'm typing like these directions. I've never played this
<v Speaker 5>game or made anyways, we get to the fucking cracking
<v Speaker 5>after three fucking hours.
<v Speaker 3>It took forever, yeah, legit, three hours. And we get
<v Speaker 3>to the cracking final boss and we're shitting on this
<v Speaker 3>thing like we are like hot toa and spitting on
<v Speaker 3>this thing, like this thing is getting fucking talking to it, legit,
<v Speaker 3>and uh, Macho's fucking thing freezes, and I go, dude,
<v Speaker 3>you gotta be fucking joking. I see him runn into
<v Speaker 3>a wall, his console frozen. And now I'm sitting there
<v Speaker 3>with these three dudes and this thing is not fucking dying.
<v Speaker 3>It is just getting harder and harder and harder, and
<v Speaker 3>we fucking all white and now I'm just sitting here
<v Speaker 3>like I'm so angry because like we could have reset
<v Speaker 3>this ship a hundred times, but they didn't want to
<v Speaker 3>reset it, and then his ship freezes and I'm sitting
<v Speaker 3>there like just wasted three hours. And then Macho hits
<v Speaker 3>the A and then Chris, I'm kind of hungry, and
<v Speaker 3>I know what those two things mean. That means it's
<v Speaker 3>I'm done Betty by time. And I'm thinking to myself,
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna lose my fucking mind here in this second, dude,
<v Speaker 3>because I'm not the type of guy like if I
<v Speaker 3>lose something like that, I'm locking the funk back in
<v Speaker 3>and we're beating done no way.
<v Speaker 5>I'm like freely just letting this go, like we gotta
<v Speaker 5>lock back.
<v Speaker 4>I can't sleep now.
<v Speaker 5>Everybody gets off.
<v Speaker 4>Think because she's told me like an hour after this happened.
<v Speaker 4>I think, and I think you said what you told
<v Speaker 4>them was never invite me to whatever.
<v Speaker 8>This is, a good buddy. I don't want to hear
<v Speaker 8>about the kracking. I don't want to hear about zombies
<v Speaker 8>no more, y'all.
<v Speaker 5>Y'all like Macho had one chance to get me in
<v Speaker 5>the zombies, two chances they blew both of them.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, goddamn guys, I don't know what to tell.
<v Speaker 6>You, dude, three hours and you didn't even beat it.
<v Speaker 2>That sucks, and.
<v Speaker 5>We got to the last part. We're shitting on it.
<v Speaker 4>And Chris refuse to play on PC. They both have
<v Speaker 4>PCs that could play this game.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they just played on console. I was like, dude,
<v Speaker 5>you can just plug the controller into the goddamn.
<v Speaker 3>Computer something, right, Yeah, right, if you have the PC
<v Speaker 3>game Pass, you can just play for free. Someone teaches
<v Speaker 3>guys about rotational amos, says, I can't.
<v Speaker 5>I'm trying. They just don't want to listen.
<v Speaker 4>I needed I needed that on the show because I've
<v Speaker 4>I've been enjoyed the hearing the stories of you three
<v Speaker 4>played the game, and I needed more than just beating.
<v Speaker 3>There's like an hour. There was like an hour where
<v Speaker 3>I only heard the word gobble gum. I was like, dude,
<v Speaker 3>I'm about to lose my fucking mind.
<v Speaker 5>Dude, gobbo gum. Did you get the gobble gum? I
<v Speaker 5>was like, dude, holy ship about and said, i's spending
<v Speaker 5>three hours on zombies. You spent three hours learning the
<v Speaker 5>rotations on these hard points.
<v Speaker 2>I'm good.
<v Speaker 5>Fuck Jesus, dude, how about you learn how to sound
<v Speaker 5>horror corner in search of Destroy?
<v Speaker 4>Wow?
<v Speaker 5>That was awesome.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm glad the only the only game of news
<v Speaker 4>I got is that we played Clowns the other day
<v Speaker 4>and I argued with the guy for an hour straight.
<v Speaker 5>It had to be more than that. I mean, the
<v Speaker 5>guy stayed in there all fucking night. It had to
<v Speaker 5>be like two or three hours.
<v Speaker 4>He had many chances lead I just fucking argue with him.
<v Speaker 3>And I was anchoring it so hard, like I was
<v Speaker 3>like playing wingman to this so bad this guy. Like
<v Speaker 3>I was in there with Johnny and like he's arguing
<v Speaker 3>with this guy, and like the guy would say something like, yeah.
<v Speaker 5>Man, I don't know what his deal is. Man, I
<v Speaker 5>don't know.
<v Speaker 4>He didn't know were buddies.
<v Speaker 5>He's like, yeah, I don't know, man, Like you should
<v Speaker 5>just mute me. And then Johnny's like, well, fucking mute
<v Speaker 5>me then, and then the guys like I hate you man.
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, come on, guys, come on, guys.
<v Speaker 4>He was so fucking mad at me, said I'm muting
<v Speaker 4>this guy and I'm talking. I can hear myself in
<v Speaker 4>his fucking It went.
<v Speaker 5>Like three hours. I swear it was three Like it
<v Speaker 5>was all night.
<v Speaker 2>The guy didn't you're right, You're right, dude.
<v Speaker 6>In the community is so small now that it's like
<v Speaker 6>you're getting get messed up with him all the time,
<v Speaker 6>like three times after you left the lobby, if he
<v Speaker 6>wanted to play.
<v Speaker 5>If he wanted to play, he was playing in that lobby.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I definitely started it, but I didn't make
<v Speaker 4>you know, I wasn't trying to make.
<v Speaker 5>A people as much as you want. It's fun. It's fun.
<v Speaker 5>It's fun.
<v Speaker 2>Lion.
<v Speaker 5>You like you like the chaos like I know you do.
<v Speaker 5>It's I mean, like it didn't get The best part
<v Speaker 5>is it didn't get like super disrespectful anything.
<v Speaker 3>That was like the best part of it. It was
<v Speaker 3>like it was funny as fuck. And it was super
<v Speaker 3>like down a bitch for three Yeah, right, you're a bitch. No,
<v Speaker 3>you're a bitch. And oh my guys, go on, guys.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>The hack, the haccusations really got to I'm sacking a
<v Speaker 3>YouTube channel US two.
<v Speaker 4>It all started because he he just nons only mentioned
<v Speaker 4>like being on a lobby before this where six people
<v Speaker 4>in the lobby said he was a hacker, and I
<v Speaker 4>was like, oh, yeah, I was in a lobby, you
<v Speaker 4>were hacking this guy? All he got super superman hacker.
<v Speaker 4>That's my gaming experience for the weeks worked out. But yeah,
<v Speaker 4>good stuff. Now let's talk about some wrestling.
<v Speaker 3>I guess all right, now it's time to get into WWF.
<v Speaker 3>Monday Night Raw November sixteenth, nineteen ninety.
<v Speaker 4>Let's fucking go. I love Monday Night Raw. I probably
<v Speaker 4>watched this episode because this is a couple of days
<v Speaker 4>after my birthday in ninety eight. My birthday is the
<v Speaker 4>same number every year. That's cool. That's crazy how that
<v Speaker 4>works out our city guys. Yeah, before we talk about
<v Speaker 4>this episode, of all to see what was going on
<v Speaker 4>in the world of wrestling. With the Wrestling Observer newsletter,
<v Speaker 4>We've covered this area a little bit, so I'm going
<v Speaker 4>a couple of days behind this one. Here from The Observer,
<v Speaker 4>November second, nineteen ninety eight, meltzer Ritz, what appears to
<v Speaker 4>be a seven figure catastrophe will ironically be viewed by
<v Speaker 4>people who see pre wrestling as nothing more than a
<v Speaker 4>Monday Night ratings battle as a brilliant maneuver. It wasn't
<v Speaker 4>either brilliant nor maneuver, but the end result of approximately
<v Speaker 4>twenty five percent of the systems shutting off the Halloween
<v Speaker 4>Havoc pay per view on October twenty fifth, early and
<v Speaker 4>ww putting the Bill Goldberg versus Diamond Dallas Page title
<v Speaker 4>match on free nights for the next night. Was that
<v Speaker 4>Goldberg versus Page broke the all time cable television viewing
<v Speaker 4>record by doing a seven point eighteen rating.
<v Speaker 5>Nice.
<v Speaker 4>This broke the all time viewership record set on seven
<v Speaker 4>to nine for the Hogan Goldberg title change, which today
<v Speaker 4>six point nine to one. Halloween Havoc went about three
<v Speaker 4>hours and twenty two minutes in a timeslot originally scheduled
<v Speaker 4>for a maximum of two hours and fifty minutes. Because
<v Speaker 4>of that, about twenty five percent of the systems around
<v Speaker 4>the country cut off the show before this conclusion, with
<v Speaker 4>different systems cutting it off at different times. Some systems
<v Speaker 4>went down at the two hour fifty five minute mark
<v Speaker 4>or just before the finish to Hogan versus Warrior, which
<v Speaker 4>we watched recently on Patreon. Actually great match with the fireball.
<v Speaker 5>You can you see the finish.
<v Speaker 6>You probably didn't see the fireball.
<v Speaker 2>That's crazy.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, some people might not have had that. Yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 5>Some people never watched it, never saw it. They quit
<v Speaker 5>watching wrestling forever.
<v Speaker 4>By the way, here's a good one for you, James.
<v Speaker 4>I know you're a big fan of Big Dick Dudley. Yes,
<v Speaker 4>oh sure, well, all charges against him regarding a near
<v Speaker 4>riot at a house show in Long Island was dropped
<v Speaker 4>on October twenty first. Oh nice, Yeah, he's all good.
<v Speaker 4>No no jail time for Big Dick Dudley, at least
<v Speaker 4>regarding this one. He might have went to jail for.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean he definitely many other definitely went to jail.
<v Speaker 4>Meltzer writes, Jenna Jameson is coming in to manage a
<v Speaker 4>new tag team of Ahmed Johnson and Sid Vicious.
<v Speaker 5>Sounds awesome, Well, he.
<v Speaker 4>Writes, Actually, that's a bad joke. None of that is true.
<v Speaker 2>You then.
<v Speaker 5>Canceling My Observer especially.
<v Speaker 4>That was a rumor at the time Tony that uh
<v Speaker 4>that Ahmed and Sid we're gonna be a team and
<v Speaker 4>jennat Jameson was going to manage them.
<v Speaker 6>Which this sounds like the craziest thing ever. I would
<v Speaker 6>love to see that. Wow, that would been That.
<v Speaker 4>Sounds like my dream e CW group Toty.
<v Speaker 5>Right, I Johnson, Sid James.
<v Speaker 6>The Dudley Boys.
<v Speaker 4>From The Observer November ninth, nineteen ninety eight and a
<v Speaker 4>major stunner Jesse Ventura, who I didn't realize that Jesse
<v Speaker 4>Ventor's shoot name wasn't Jesse Ventura.
<v Speaker 5>That pisses me off.
<v Speaker 4>Uh, it is James Janosh Okay. Yeah, Well he was
<v Speaker 4>elected governor of Minnesota on November three.
<v Speaker 2>Oh.
<v Speaker 4>He made a victory speech at about out midnight Central Time,
<v Speaker 4>winning an election where he was a distant third in
<v Speaker 4>the polls until literally the day of the election. We've
<v Speaker 4>somehow gone over his whole.
<v Speaker 2>Career in.
<v Speaker 5>One singular match.
<v Speaker 4>I couldn't tell you any moves unless he probably did
<v Speaker 4>a scoop slam, right, It's probably.
<v Speaker 2>All he did.
<v Speaker 4>Paw driver guaranteed, pile driver a back breaker, probably drop
<v Speaker 4>did that's a sleeper.
<v Speaker 6>Hole starting at union or not?
<v Speaker 4>That didn't happen, no way, dude. In East w News,
<v Speaker 4>Paul Hayman spoke with Vader during the week the subject
<v Speaker 4>of working the pay per view the role would have
<v Speaker 4>been as Tommy Dreamer's mystery partner came up. Vader turned
<v Speaker 4>it down, saying that Tommy Dreamers sug ship. Now he
<v Speaker 4>said that, uh.
<v Speaker 5>Says to Tommy Dreamer, fat some bitch.
<v Speaker 4>Vader turned it down, saying that he brought it up
<v Speaker 4>to Stan Hansen, who thought it wouldn't be a good
<v Speaker 4>idea politically for Japan. Uh Yoko Zuna was asked to
<v Speaker 4>do a run in. This is WW news. He was
<v Speaker 4>yogaz was asked to do a run in in the
<v Speaker 4>Hall versus Nash match in Las Vegas to attack Nash.
<v Speaker 4>That's Yoko Zuna nineteen ninety eight. That's right, w CW
<v Speaker 4>on Nitro. He was offered ten thousand dollars just for
<v Speaker 4>the run in and turned it down because he said
<v Speaker 4>he was too busy. Then Scott Hall called him up
<v Speaker 4>and started yelling at it busy to get down to
<v Speaker 4>the building, but he still didn't come. He was busy.
<v Speaker 4>He said, oh shit, all right, he's hez.
<v Speaker 5>I know that sod is good.
<v Speaker 2>Is he gonna join the W or what? What's yoga?
<v Speaker 4>He was gonna help Scott Hall in a match?
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?
<v Speaker 6>Joined the nWo white.
<v Speaker 4>Or well yeah maybe yeah maybe? By like saying Yoko
<v Speaker 4>Zuna doing a run in, first of all, it is
<v Speaker 4>fucking crazy, that's crazy.
<v Speaker 5>I mean that would have been awesome. I hope it
<v Speaker 5>wasn't like.
<v Speaker 4>Street clothes while he's just rodeney.
<v Speaker 2>Normal guys, big.
<v Speaker 4>Holy shit, that was awesome. Jeans he does he's actually
<v Speaker 4>just the rock. He's just the Zuna.
<v Speaker 5>That kind of kick ass. I would actually god to
<v Speaker 5>be in seeing that. We'll speaking of things that kick ass.
<v Speaker 2>Not yoga, by the way, No, no, not of course.
<v Speaker 4>In Tampa on October thirtieth, four hundred and fifty pound
<v Speaker 4>Bubba the Love Sponge, a DJ who has actually done
<v Speaker 4>some prouslicing matches for WM. He did a run in
<v Speaker 4>on the WWF show and gave Gerald Prisco a big splash.
<v Speaker 6>Dude, get this guy out.
<v Speaker 5>To run off a short here.
<v Speaker 4>He should stand upon the titan drop.
<v Speaker 5>Let's see what happens.
<v Speaker 4>From the Observer November sixteenth, nineteen ninety eight, which is
<v Speaker 4>the day of the show that we're watching. Yoko Zuna
<v Speaker 4>works several indie dates this past week in New Jersey
<v Speaker 4>and Maryland. Dpw uh he I guess he did have
<v Speaker 4>some time James. He said to still be gigantic Meltzer Wrights,
<v Speaker 4>which I would.
<v Speaker 5>Be goddamn if he shut up. Not gigantic, I would
<v Speaker 5>ask for money back.
<v Speaker 6>He's in great shape, he's look at the hell is this?
<v Speaker 4>Why did I pay for three airplane seats?
<v Speaker 2>What the hell?
<v Speaker 4>He looks great Yogazuna has told people that he was
<v Speaker 4>never off for this spot to do the run in
<v Speaker 4>versus the Hall, in the Hall versus nasmatch, but several
<v Speaker 4>in w W insisted was the case, and Hall was
<v Speaker 4>calling him up trying to convince him that it was
<v Speaker 4>an easy ten grand.
<v Speaker 3>So the ship would have been dope, I mean hell yeah,
<v Speaker 3>running in jeans like I just want to see him
<v Speaker 3>n ship.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, drop the legs. He would definitely do the leg
<v Speaker 5>drop in. Hogan would be like, what the fuck is
<v Speaker 5>going on? I'm going home now, dude, HOGU just beat
<v Speaker 5>him again? Yeah, I gotta beat you.
<v Speaker 4>I gotta go over Brillins even better yogas do to
<v Speaker 4>slim in jeans?
<v Speaker 2>Do then.
<v Speaker 4>Get sandwiches. In WWF news, a lot of speculation this
<v Speaker 4>past week has revolved around the situation between the w
<v Speaker 4>WF and its top star Stone Cold Steve Austin not
<v Speaker 4>gold dust shot.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, what the fuck? Well he's on the shows so.
<v Speaker 4>Well, thank god, thank god? Uh and press time, it
<v Speaker 4>appears the situation is stable and not all that different
<v Speaker 4>from usual. The biggest problem stemmed from Bill Goldberg getting
<v Speaker 4>a role in the upcoming John Claude Van damn movie.
<v Speaker 4>Universal Soldier two that the producers originally wanted Stone Cold
<v Speaker 4>Steve Austin for UH. They went to the WWF and,
<v Speaker 4>according to the WF officials claim and told Austin offered
<v Speaker 4>fifty five thousand dollars for the role. Well, the WWF
<v Speaker 4>turned it down as being too low without ever consulting
<v Speaker 4>with Austin. The producers then went to ww and said,
<v Speaker 4>you guys got a Stone Cold over here, and they gave.
<v Speaker 5>Got thrown out the back collar, my shirt collar. Get
<v Speaker 5>the fuck out of here. Bill Goldman, come on down.
<v Speaker 4>Supposely Austin's agent must have brought the movie up and
<v Speaker 4>Austin knew nothing about it in the first place, and
<v Speaker 4>told Austin that Goldberg was getting two hundred and fifty
<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars for the role. Austin complained with Comman, who
<v Speaker 4>gave him a fifty thousand dollars figure as to what
<v Speaker 4>was offered and that it was too low. But eventually
<v Speaker 4>McMahon put the heat on Jim Bell, who Head's licensing,
<v Speaker 4>saying that he was the one that feel at the
<v Speaker 4>offer and turned it down and blamed him for not
<v Speaker 4>consulting Austin first. McMahon ended up actually sending Austin a
<v Speaker 4>company letter of apology for how was all handled, which
<v Speaker 4>pretty well smoothed everything over.
<v Speaker 5>How about you send me a company check.
<v Speaker 4>Brother, Yeah, well thousand dollars you.
<v Speaker 5>Asked why, and make a movie for me?
<v Speaker 4>Now Universal Soldier too. Huh So Goldberg's in this fucking thing.
<v Speaker 5>I'm sure it was great.
<v Speaker 4>I don't see Goldberg listed on here. But there's quite
<v Speaker 4>the lineup here.
<v Speaker 5>Boys.
<v Speaker 4>They got Gary Busey, Burt Reynolds. Uh well, this got a.
<v Speaker 5>Two out of supposed to be both of those guys.
<v Speaker 4>Lessons out as rold to a bunch of different people.
<v Speaker 4>I don't even see Goldberg's in this. Frank mcconnalty is
<v Speaker 4>in this.
<v Speaker 3>It'd be funny if he had a character and they
<v Speaker 3>just cut every scene he was in.
<v Speaker 5>Just cut it. This guy's not ST's.
<v Speaker 4>We need stop going funk off man. Last two things here.
<v Speaker 4>This is in developmental news. Kurt Angle was the star
<v Speaker 4>of the training camp once again last week, and they
<v Speaker 4>got high hopes for him starting early next year, which
<v Speaker 4>you know, I think everyone's already heard how fantastic Kurt
<v Speaker 4>is in the early days and how I mean Kurt's
<v Speaker 4>the fucking best. Well, some thing's never changed for a
<v Speaker 4>lot of guys here, like Kurt's always great, And something
<v Speaker 4>that never changes is Teddy Heart getting fired. Teddy Hart
<v Speaker 4>was fired this past week here.
<v Speaker 5>He had a.
<v Speaker 4>Developmental deal of twenty five thousand per year, but screwed
<v Speaker 4>up his second straight camp and was sent home early again.
<v Speaker 5>Well, wow, that stays the story for ever.
<v Speaker 4>The next twenty years. Yes, at least, who knows, man
<v Speaker 4>they might idea his as.
<v Speaker 5>T dot Heart.
<v Speaker 4>Well, there you go. That is it for the Observer.
<v Speaker 4>Now let's talk about WF Monday Night Raw Raw. It's
<v Speaker 4>war November sixteenth, nineteen ninety eight.
<v Speaker 3>All right, let's get into Monday Night's Raw. We start
<v Speaker 3>with the code open showing us what happened last night
<v Speaker 3>at Survivor series Deadly game.
<v Speaker 4>Because it's a deadly game.
<v Speaker 5>I like the song for that fucking show. I love this.
<v Speaker 6>It was a good song, good song.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, this is actually a great pavy great look,
<v Speaker 4>big skull is iconic, big fucking skull.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah we Wane dil or whatever is in that.
<v Speaker 2>W wait till.
<v Speaker 4>Talking. You know dil Burgh.
<v Speaker 9>Wayne's the patron named GWayne.
<v Speaker 5>Remember, Yeah, totally.
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Gilbert, you're talking about Gilbert, Dwayne gil.
<v Speaker 5>Talking to I'm talking about the the dyll Dozer. Do
<v Speaker 5>you know, I go what Oh they had they did
<v Speaker 5>have this called the.
<v Speaker 6>Rage Party, made a Rage Party. I remember they put that.
<v Speaker 5>Dwayne Duane gil Wae movie.
<v Speaker 6>W W had GWayne Deal, Wayne.
<v Speaker 2>Jill Pickle, you know, Tom.
<v Speaker 3>That was Dwayne spider Man was been by a radiocive
<v Speaker 3>spider I was by a good.
<v Speaker 2>He fucked my name up.
<v Speaker 3>So of course, yeah show, by the way, lots of
<v Speaker 3>iconic attitudear moments at this show.
<v Speaker 4>I mean they show a lot of clips from this forever.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.
<v Speaker 4>So yeah, they show Austin hitting mankind with a stunner. Shane,
<v Speaker 4>who was was thought to be a face at the
<v Speaker 4>time here slides in as a referee and stops to
<v Speaker 4>count it too, and then flips off Austin, which is
<v Speaker 4>a tremendous shot, and jar on commentary is flipping three
<v Speaker 4>three words the three.
<v Speaker 5>Usually there's like a hundred things in the cold op
<v Speaker 5>and it was just the one.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they didn't even show Rock turning.
<v Speaker 5>I thought that was.
<v Speaker 4>GWayne Dill, which is weird. Yeah, I mean they didn't
<v Speaker 4>even evolve his character here on this show, Wilberg, No.
<v Speaker 5>Shrey ass company.
<v Speaker 6>They're crazy ship here though, because they don't. The main
<v Speaker 6>thing is the rock becomes shippy and and he enjoins
<v Speaker 6>the corporation. They don't show it. They only show Yeah,
<v Speaker 6>Austin got screwed.
<v Speaker 5>Let's move on.
<v Speaker 4>Weird, I guess because well Tony, I guess they decided
<v Speaker 4>to hold off a little air because they have a
<v Speaker 4>twenty minute promo to fucking explain.
<v Speaker 6>What you're They also like to this era. What do
<v Speaker 6>you got, James? I know you're snickering over you got
<v Speaker 6>some on your mind?
<v Speaker 5>What are you thinking about?
<v Speaker 10>It's probably weird that, uh, I've tried to do a
<v Speaker 10>serious show in the background.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's it was weird that during the service you
<v Speaker 5>didn't read that the course.
<v Speaker 4>They must have taken over something sometimes, Yeah, plans.
<v Speaker 6>Got changed it then wait too much for you know,
<v Speaker 6>we got a kazoo, a couple of w w they
<v Speaker 6>can't give away away and kill all.
<v Speaker 5>Scary was coming.
<v Speaker 6>I'm sorry, Yeah, no, we're good. I was just saying
<v Speaker 6>that this era was like they always went to buy
<v Speaker 6>the replay, remember the replays. You got to get the
<v Speaker 6>replay and sponsors to Yeah, so they were that's why
<v Speaker 6>they didn't show the finish. You got to get the replay,
<v Speaker 6>find out who the champion is.
<v Speaker 5>The pay per view replay you're talking about.
<v Speaker 6>That's what I mean. Yes, they always used to sell
<v Speaker 6>the paper replays on special encore.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so that's why they didn't give away the finish.
<v Speaker 5>So, uh, we get into the Corporation start life in
<v Speaker 5>the Bucks, Life in a Box, in a box.
<v Speaker 4>I love this intro. There are so many mankind spots
<v Speaker 4>in this intro.
<v Speaker 5>Oddly enough, he's getting over.
<v Speaker 4>It's weird that he takes all the bumps for everybody,
<v Speaker 4>goes for everyone, literally everyone. There's a sign in the
<v Speaker 4>crowd that says hard twenty four.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I thought that was hard sign.
<v Speaker 4>It's fucking awesome. There's a lot of crazy signs on
<v Speaker 4>this show.
<v Speaker 2>Actually.
<v Speaker 4>But as James said, uh, Tony chum Will introduces the
<v Speaker 4>owners of the World Wrestling Federation, Shane and mister McMahon,
<v Speaker 4>Shannon Vin's come out. No music yet. They're not called
<v Speaker 4>the corporation yet, but there's a lot of references to
<v Speaker 4>corporate and.
<v Speaker 5>They become that tonight. Oh is that right? Well, they
<v Speaker 5>become Team Corporate.
<v Speaker 4>Team Corporate.
<v Speaker 5>I think we should call him that. I think you
<v Speaker 5>should go back.
<v Speaker 4>To the drawing board, buddy. Okay, we'll do better next
<v Speaker 4>we cover. Sorry, So Shannon, Vince, come out, no music,
<v Speaker 4>as I said, with the Big boss Man, Gerald Briscoe,
<v Speaker 4>Pat Patterson, and Sergeant Slaughter. There is a Vince figure
<v Speaker 4>that Jack's made at the time that has this exact
<v Speaker 4>suit on it, and it's funny as shit because it's
<v Speaker 4>like a solid plastic top and bottom piece that comes
<v Speaker 4>off and underneath he's wearing like a like what he
<v Speaker 4>would wrest, but like the back has nothing, so it's
<v Speaker 4>only on the.
<v Speaker 2>Bare ass that's the gear.
<v Speaker 5>These fingers are fund up. I don't know what they're doing.
<v Speaker 2>This is.
<v Speaker 4>Just blank ass. So the crowd's immediately channing asshole to him,
<v Speaker 4>and Vince's oh, thank you for your warm Kentucky response.
<v Speaker 4>There's a sign of the crowd that says count to three, Shane,
<v Speaker 4>and it has three middle fingers.
<v Speaker 5>That's good. That shit just happened last night.
<v Speaker 4>By the way, Yes, yes, they had signs and stuff.
<v Speaker 4>They're fucking ready to do. This is like the most
<v Speaker 4>signed out show ever. Vince says, last night the Survivor series,
<v Speaker 4>my son Shane and I proved that whoever it was
<v Speaker 4>that said you can't fool all the people all the
<v Speaker 4>time was a damn fool. Vince says, a damn fool
<v Speaker 4>of someone that doesn't pucker up and kiss the boss's ass.
<v Speaker 4>Want to introduce you to someone who isn't a damn fool.
<v Speaker 4>He isn't the people champion. He's always been my champion.
<v Speaker 11>Oh world, I was like that al Jampi in that
<v Speaker 11>corporate Champion the Rock.
<v Speaker 4>And Rock comes out five hundred dollars, no mercy shirt on.
<v Speaker 6>Yet this is still the Cheetah. He's got cheetahprint on
<v Speaker 6>this onne.
<v Speaker 4>Oh is that not the same one? Okay, Cheetah brand.
<v Speaker 4>It's surely expensive.
<v Speaker 6>Though, yeah, probably four.
<v Speaker 4>I guess he's getting up there. Gerald Frisco is raising
<v Speaker 4>the roof in the ring as the Rock comes down,
<v Speaker 4>and Jaredson here comes to corporate Champion, corporate but smooching champion.
<v Speaker 4>The Rock shold out, but a funny word to say,
<v Speaker 4>and the Rock says, you know, mister Rickman, all day long,
<v Speaker 4>the Rocks phone has been ringing off the hook. Why Rock,
<v Speaker 4>why did you sell out. Well, actually the Rock never
<v Speaker 4>sold out. The Rock just got ahead.
<v Speaker 6>I said, okay, cool, so sold.
<v Speaker 4>I thought he was gonna say that. I was like wow,
<v Speaker 4>but I was like, no way, they would have seth
<v Speaker 4>just steal this. In the fifteen years, the Rock said
<v Speaker 4>he'd rather be the people's ass than ever kiss Vince's.
<v Speaker 4>But now the Rock says he would much rather kiss
<v Speaker 4>mister mc mahon's ass than ever, and the Rock means, ever,
<v Speaker 4>kiss yours if you smell what the Rock is gook it.
<v Speaker 4>And I was like, okay, this is the end of
<v Speaker 4>the fucking segment. We're like ten minutes in here. I'm
<v Speaker 4>that's got to give it go over. We're all good here.
<v Speaker 4>And Vince gets back on the mic.
<v Speaker 3>I say, hey, hey, this is this is the promo
<v Speaker 3>where he changes the people's eyebrow to the corporate eyebrow.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it changed on corporate. Yeah, so this is a
<v Speaker 5>pretty big statement, I think.
<v Speaker 4>But like this goes twenty. Vince gets on the mic
<v Speaker 4>and he says, what's it like that guess mister Ragman's ass?
<v Speaker 5>I you know, I've often wondered.
<v Speaker 4>And Shane gets on the mic and says, I I
<v Speaker 4>kind of like it's.
<v Speaker 5>Get this guy the funk off the airway? So what's
<v Speaker 5>going on here?
<v Speaker 4>And the Rock says, if the Rock may hell, he's
<v Speaker 4>a millionaire, he's a w WF champ. You do smell
<v Speaker 4>what the Rock is cooking? And they all laugh. I
<v Speaker 4>don't know what this meant. Then Vince says, we're gonna
<v Speaker 4>watch a videotape now. He said, what the fuck do
<v Speaker 4>we gotta watch? So I was like, oh, maybe, like
<v Speaker 4>like you were saying, Tony, maybe they waited till now
<v Speaker 4>to show whatever because like this is the big segment.
<v Speaker 6>Wright, Yeah, of course.
<v Speaker 4>So Vince directs everyone's attention to the Titan tron. It
<v Speaker 4>takes a while to play anything. He's look good, it
<v Speaker 4>was a good.
<v Speaker 5>Sean look pretty good.
<v Speaker 4>Then it shows stone Cold walking into the building, big
<v Speaker 4>fucking pop, and Vince staring at the tron watching stoleed
<v Speaker 4>Cold enter the building. He says, what the hell is that?
<v Speaker 4>Get him off the Titan, John, get him off that.
<v Speaker 4>So they they show Austin walking through for a minute.
<v Speaker 4>Then they eventually take it off and Vin says, all right,
<v Speaker 4>Austin's here.
<v Speaker 11>Good, I'm glad he's here so he could take a
<v Speaker 11>look at this footage.
<v Speaker 4>God with the footage. So then they show three weeks
<v Speaker 4>worth of videos. They show style. Dude, it is the
<v Speaker 4>whole rundown of like the swerve here where Shane was
<v Speaker 4>against Vince, and Shane says he got stone cold hired
<v Speaker 4>back three weeks ago. Then two weeks ago Shane got
<v Speaker 4>into the ring to help pull boss Man off of Austin.
<v Speaker 4>And then last week Shane was the special guest ref
<v Speaker 4>in a match and Bossman tried to attack him. Then
<v Speaker 4>Austin made the same for him. And also last week
<v Speaker 4>the Rock was laid out and the Rock says, you'd
<v Speaker 4>think the Rock had been attacked by goddamn King Kong.
<v Speaker 4>He just laid out in the bag. Then they show
<v Speaker 4>mankind of getting his toenails painted and Vince's, oh, look
<v Speaker 4>get this.
<v Speaker 11>But that ex all you want to talk about, gobble,
<v Speaker 11>You want to talk about a makeover, folks, You can't
<v Speaker 11>shine God God.
<v Speaker 4>Voiceover on top of the thromo. Then the Rock hits
<v Speaker 4>the corporate elbow and Mark Henry the people's elbow. At
<v Speaker 4>that time, I guess still Shane slides in counts to
<v Speaker 4>three for them. Then they screwed job mankind and Survivor series,
<v Speaker 4>and now we're back to the ring. And now Shane says, hey,
<v Speaker 4>can you run the footage of us screwing Stone Cold?
<v Speaker 4>I said, no fucking videos, man, God damn you. So
<v Speaker 4>they show the video that they showed at the top
<v Speaker 4>of Stone Cold hitting the stone onld Mankind and Shane
<v Speaker 4>slides in and stops the two and flips him off.
<v Speaker 4>And Shane says, to see Austin's face was absolutely priceless. Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 4>Well stone Colds music hits and here comes the Texas rattles. Think,
<v Speaker 4>by God, and I mean this is the most popular
<v Speaker 4>man on the face of the earth. I mean, it
<v Speaker 4>doesn't get more popular than this fucking guy.
<v Speaker 2>He is.
<v Speaker 5>I when he comes out here straight to the ring
<v Speaker 5>one v twenty, he doesn't care.
<v Speaker 4>He doesn't give a fuck. I thought he was gonna
<v Speaker 4>cut the promo at the top. No, dude, he gets
<v Speaker 4>right in the ring. I said, Wow, that is fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 4>And Austin says, I know you're just trying to provoke me, Vince,
<v Speaker 4>And it really doesn't make a damn because I got
<v Speaker 4>something to get on my mind. If you think the
<v Speaker 4>Rock is a sorry sell out, shun of a bitch
<v Speaker 4>give me hell yeah, I thought he was just gonna
<v Speaker 4>leave after that.
<v Speaker 6>That'd been crazy. He did a funny thing when he
<v Speaker 6>came in. He was like gonna go to the four
<v Speaker 6>corners to do the middle finger, and he just flips off.
<v Speaker 5>Ince.
<v Speaker 4>He stopped and turn around and flipped the ball off.
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 4>Well, Vince says, I'm not trying to provoke you. I
<v Speaker 4>just like to remind you of the clause in your
<v Speaker 4>new contract that my son Shane signed, unless you were provoked,
<v Speaker 4>you can't lay a hand on me, and also says
<v Speaker 4>I don't feel like laying a hand on you.
<v Speaker 5>Oh that's good.
<v Speaker 4>I got shot my a little bigger than you yourself.
<v Speaker 4>Roll the footage, dude, Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 4>They must have paid a lot of money for this
<v Speaker 4>Titan try. They're getting a lot of use out of
<v Speaker 4>it tonight, especially so two weeks ago, Shane said that
<v Speaker 4>the day after Savirus series, Stone Cold will get his
<v Speaker 4>title shot on Raw. Why the fuck did he do that? Well, Shine,
<v Speaker 4>I got a legally binding document here that gives me
<v Speaker 4>a shot at the rocket tonight.
<v Speaker 5>Dude. The crowd goes ape ship when he pulls out
<v Speaker 5>this contracts.
<v Speaker 3>You didn't even say anything yet. He just pulled out
<v Speaker 3>this piece of paper.
<v Speaker 4>And Shane is trying to reason evince. He says, I
<v Speaker 4>had no choice. So I guess something happened where Shane
<v Speaker 4>actually signed this contract to give Austin the shot at
<v Speaker 4>the title the day after Raw, already knowing that Austin
<v Speaker 4>wouldn't be champion.
<v Speaker 5>I guess he was.
<v Speaker 2>Was he not? The idea?
<v Speaker 6>I guess the idea for this whole match contract thing
<v Speaker 6>was oh, you got your shot in the Survivor series,
<v Speaker 6>that was your match. So then like this was Nolan void,
<v Speaker 6>that was the idea.
<v Speaker 4>Well, I got document shun and you know who checked
<v Speaker 4>him out? Well it's the goddamn Third District Judge Horn.
<v Speaker 2>You know Horn.
<v Speaker 4>Well, if you don't believe Judge Horn, Toby, I got
<v Speaker 4>one more piece of footage for you. No, then on
<v Speaker 4>the tron, fucking Judge mills Lane has the documents. He's
<v Speaker 4>in a court room. There is Judge Horn. That's my
<v Speaker 4>main horn. Judge mills Lane says, it is a bidening
<v Speaker 4>contract and it was signed on Monday, November two by
<v Speaker 4>Shane McMahon and it states the damn Survirocory Stone, Cold
<v Speaker 4>Steve Austin will compete for the WF Championship and is
<v Speaker 4>my ruling that tonight don't go. We'll get his title
<v Speaker 4>shot live on Raw, and Austin says, oh so Austin's
<v Speaker 4>music hits at the Corporation Team Corporate are pissed. Austin
<v Speaker 4>then stops at the ramp, gets back on the money
<v Speaker 4>while his music is playing and says, I'm gonna beat
<v Speaker 4>your corporate ass. You're looking at a new champion. That's
<v Speaker 4>the bottom of laecause don't go. Jud Joe I said, wow,
<v Speaker 4>I mean, thankfully I was able to talk about that
<v Speaker 4>in less than twenty but yeah, this was a twenty
<v Speaker 4>minute opening segment to explain all of that.
<v Speaker 5>This might be one of the longest opening segments we've
<v Speaker 5>watched in over.
<v Speaker 4>It's gonna be out there like it has to be
<v Speaker 4>at the very least, and I don't know if there
<v Speaker 4>is a more jarring next match ever.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean this was like a go to for
<v Speaker 3>them at the time. The Oddities versus d.
<v Speaker 4>X, the Oddities of Kurgan, Golga and Giant Silva against
<v Speaker 4>Billy Gunn, Road Dog and Eggs, Puck and I'm like
<v Speaker 4>the first thing they show is you hear Jared saying,
<v Speaker 4>oh Shiksman Tara action here, and I'm just staring at
<v Speaker 4>violent Jay as dude.
<v Speaker 3>Every time we watch the IDEs like icps, like close
<v Speaker 3>to betraying them.
<v Speaker 5>I feel like.
<v Speaker 4>We did see the one time they did turn on
<v Speaker 4>and cut Loon his hair.
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, you're right. It's just like every time it's like, damn,
<v Speaker 5>they don't want to like funck with these dudes anymore.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, it's that angle, and we always see the Mark
<v Speaker 4>Henry China angle everything every time.
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, that angle is gone for everyone.
<v Speaker 4>I guess we talked about where they were on a
<v Speaker 4>hot streak of Austin doing just the coolest shit ever,
<v Speaker 4>so like a lot of that just happened to.
<v Speaker 5>Be at the same time as that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>So Billy Gunn has the trunks with the lips open
<v Speaker 3>so you can see his ass.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, that was fucking my head up. I couldn't figure
<v Speaker 4>out how I was seeing his ass.
<v Speaker 6>Dude, mister ass has ass cutouts.
<v Speaker 5>On his ass.
<v Speaker 4>I don't know that's locked in.
<v Speaker 5>So Kergan does a little dance and Billy Gunn chop
<v Speaker 5>blocks the shit out of him and he goes down
<v Speaker 5>Timbo style.
<v Speaker 4>Oh, Kurgan did not want to fucking do anything but dance. Man,
<v Speaker 4>he's fired up her little head on.
<v Speaker 5>That's his thing, that's everybody's thing. So Goga rips his
<v Speaker 5>fucking Cartman's shirt up in the corner. That's his taunt,
<v Speaker 5>and he does a splash and then does Hogan taunts.
<v Speaker 4>That was awesome, and the carbon shirt that he's wearing says,
<v Speaker 4>you're not chopping off by fire man.
<v Speaker 5>Cartman's gotta be like an American icon in ninety eight.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, Oh my god. Yeah, that's just don't cold the
<v Speaker 4>most of her man in the Cartman.
<v Speaker 5>There's a Cartman's side of the crowd too. It's awesome.
<v Speaker 4>Well, Luna's holding big Cartman on the outside.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's huge, and it's custom made. I'm pretty sure.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if they ever released one that was
<v Speaker 3>that big.
<v Speaker 4>They probably do now, but yeah, and back then, no
<v Speaker 4>fucking way.
<v Speaker 5>Billy Gunn comes in and hits the rocker dropper, as
<v Speaker 5>Derek calls it.
<v Speaker 4>Dash goddamn, I mean that she's what that'sh what a
<v Speaker 4>fucking shed here.
<v Speaker 5>Marty Jeannetti's one of the greatest of all time?
<v Speaker 4>Did somebody recommended a Marty Janetty match to say that
<v Speaker 4>he was good?
<v Speaker 5>Stop recom moving matches? You blogged Shaggy two Dope goes
<v Speaker 5>for a top rope elbow drop.
<v Speaker 3>I imagine you'd have to imagine James because they didn't
<v Speaker 3>show it. But Billy Gunn moves and Shaggy hits Goga,
<v Speaker 3>allowing the New Age out Laws and Xbox to win
<v Speaker 3>this match.
<v Speaker 4>Wow, upset fucking victory here. I thought the Oddities were
<v Speaker 4>on a hot streak, gonna get some tech title shots
<v Speaker 4>like but sadly they still have issues with the ICP,
<v Speaker 4>and they've only ever had issues with the fucking in.
<v Speaker 3>Nineteen ninety eight, the New Age Outlaws and Xbox have
<v Speaker 3>to have a fluke Shaggy two dope elbow drop to bet.
<v Speaker 5>It's crazy. So Kurgan of course is pissed at ICP.
<v Speaker 4>He is pissed, and JR. After the pen says, well
<v Speaker 4>that made no sense that.
<v Speaker 3>Uh, the head Bangers come out and attack road Dog
<v Speaker 3>on the ramp as Billy an XPOC tech for every gathering,
<v Speaker 3>they just stop him out on the dude, I swear
<v Speaker 3>to god, I legit like didn't see Xpot for like most.
<v Speaker 5>Of this segment, he didn't get tagged in, like I
<v Speaker 5>legit didn't know he was in the match. And then
<v Speaker 5>like he got off the apron, I said, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 5>So we go backstage. Mankind is running around in the dark.
<v Speaker 5>This is his home, of course.
<v Speaker 4>Well he found home again, James. He's going to the
<v Speaker 4>boiler room, which he's been away from since trying to
<v Speaker 4>join the team corporate.
<v Speaker 11>Uh.
<v Speaker 5>And Mankind said, you made me cut.
<v Speaker 4>My hair, you made me shave my beard, you gave
<v Speaker 4>me those stupid I wouldn't want to be in your shoes.
<v Speaker 4>Vince O timber what he's fucking saying?
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I bet this looked crazy on a CRT. It
<v Speaker 3>was dark on my monitor. You can't imagine see on
<v Speaker 3>a CRT.
<v Speaker 4>The segment later is like barely watchable.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's actually crazy. Uh, we go backstage. Vince is
<v Speaker 5>what the corporation?
<v Speaker 3>Vince says that he has an unscheduled WF title match tonight.
<v Speaker 3>It was definitely scheduled, and now he has to deal
<v Speaker 3>with this Mankind shit.
<v Speaker 5>So someone go do it.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, boss man, you stayed with me? Which one of
<v Speaker 4>you two is gonna go take care of Mankind. He's
<v Speaker 4>talking to Patterson and Briscoe. Vince's Patton. You know him
<v Speaker 4>longest you go talk to him. Just remember he's gullible.
<v Speaker 4>So that's the one of the crux of the show
<v Speaker 4>is that they are trying to stop Mankind from getting
<v Speaker 4>involved in the title match.
<v Speaker 5>Tonight, we have a Ken Shamrock town Hall. I thought
<v Speaker 5>it was gonna be a match. I did too. He
<v Speaker 5>came out of his gear and like, and I said, okay,
<v Speaker 5>I think he was throwing Obviously, you want me to
<v Speaker 5>do what you want?
<v Speaker 4>Can you just call it air and talk Sewan? I
<v Speaker 4>mean Steve Blackman. We double booked him the show. Like,
<v Speaker 4>you gotta go, you gotta go make this match.
<v Speaker 5>I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, all right.
<v Speaker 5>So Shamrock comes out with the icy title. It's the
<v Speaker 5>Block logo title, by the way, not scratch. That's weird.
<v Speaker 2>It is weird.
<v Speaker 3>It's definitely always weird to see that one. Ken Shermrock
<v Speaker 3>even says, I swear to got in this p He says,
<v Speaker 3>I don't usually do this.
<v Speaker 6>Did They say in the commentary a man a few
<v Speaker 6>words or a man of usually a few words like.
<v Speaker 5>His gimmick is that he's a man a few words.
<v Speaker 4>Hey, this guy shucks. You're talking everybody.
<v Speaker 6>A better shy're just prefacing it. So in case of
<v Speaker 6>promo sucks. Yeah, he's he's a talker.
<v Speaker 4>He just yeah, they said, according to my format, ladies
<v Speaker 4>and gentlemen, we are not scheduled see Ken shermerk gon
<v Speaker 4>action here tonight. But he is dressed and ready to compete.
<v Speaker 4>Maybe Shamrock just showed up to the building on time
<v Speaker 4>and gotten his gear to take promo pictures, which is
<v Speaker 4>always fucking tremendous.
<v Speaker 6>Never never, no one know they're always showing up at
<v Speaker 6>nine ten or.
<v Speaker 5>Austin.
<v Speaker 4>Just shut up, Shamrock says, First of all, let me
<v Speaker 4>make it real clear. I'm too happy about Survivor series.
<v Speaker 4>I got screwed. Shamrock says, I'd rather be fighting than talking.
<v Speaker 4>That's the line, James, I'd rather be fighting than talking. Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>but seems this is the only way I'm gonna get
<v Speaker 4>my point across the across the specifically, and boss man,
<v Speaker 4>you know I'm talking about you screwed me twice and
<v Speaker 4>you won't do it again, because tonight in this ring,
<v Speaker 4>I'm challenging you to step on me face to face.
<v Speaker 4>And if that ain't enough, because I don't think you're
<v Speaker 4>the kind of man to stand on your own two feet,
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna throw in the inter title on the line.
<v Speaker 5>All right, Why the fuck did this just happen?
<v Speaker 2>Dude?
<v Speaker 4>I don't know? And why is he already just geared?
<v Speaker 5>Why didn't Bill spig Man just backstage ago? Big boss Man?
<v Speaker 5>You're facing him for the icy title.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you go handle Shamrock tonight. No, Shamrock has to
<v Speaker 4>make the challenge, and if you know, gives a shit
<v Speaker 4>their story behind it anyway, they could have just said
<v Speaker 4>it during the entrances. Yeah, well, Bossman's been kicking his
<v Speaker 4>ass the last couple of weeks.
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 4>If you don't want to just face me, I'll put
<v Speaker 4>I guess I'll put the shitty ass little title on
<v Speaker 4>a lot. If that will make you feel any better.
<v Speaker 5>You need to learn how to talk better. You really
<v Speaker 5>fucked me, Tonight's son. I wish Steve Blackman was here, Jesus.
<v Speaker 5>I stood up for you. I said, this guy can
<v Speaker 5>do it, you.
<v Speaker 4>Know, I mean, where the hell is Dan Chevron? I mean,
<v Speaker 4>what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>All right?
<v Speaker 5>So, we move on from the Ken Shamrock town Hall
<v Speaker 5>and we move into val Venus versus Mark Henry.
<v Speaker 4>Which I mean like there might they may never be
<v Speaker 4>anyone that's ever watched versus Mark Henry.
<v Speaker 3>We have.
<v Speaker 5>No mercy classic right here.
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, we've done this match ship. You're right?
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 4>I swear to god, I was watching this match and
<v Speaker 4>when fucking spoilers China comes out, I legit had to
<v Speaker 4>stop to make sure we hadn't watch watch the show
<v Speaker 4>already because I said this.
<v Speaker 3>We I did it a few times, by the way,
<v Speaker 3>because the episode we watched like a few weeks or
<v Speaker 3>if you I don't know, time's crazy.
<v Speaker 5>We watched an episode where like a lot of this
<v Speaker 5>ship got recapped and I was like, holy fun, yes
<v Speaker 5>they do.
<v Speaker 4>Showed Lawler and Jerard commentary with Lawler with his little
<v Speaker 4>boy hair.
<v Speaker 1>That hair is like, get this guy off the streets. Man,
<v Speaker 1>I look good, bitch, you look like a smack ass.
<v Speaker 1>Oh your hair is ridiculous.
<v Speaker 4>We want you take your head off. You got a
<v Speaker 4>big head on.
<v Speaker 5>Fuck you. Yeah, that's right. So he's talking about problem
<v Speaker 5>versus Mark Henry. You can't you can't do the Alvin's voice.
<v Speaker 2>You can't man good good.
<v Speaker 6>I thought he dude, that's really good.
<v Speaker 4>I thought he was in the room with those.
<v Speaker 5>If he's in the room with us, Tony called the
<v Speaker 5>police suck.
<v Speaker 2>Holy ye.
<v Speaker 5>Know something, Lady's got them. Yeah, Valvenus uh is here.
<v Speaker 5>There's nine dudes in.
<v Speaker 2>The cloud.
<v Speaker 5>Mante he got a good promo. Hell ladies, No, no,
<v Speaker 5>you're good, you're good under uh.
<v Speaker 9>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So uh.
<v Speaker 5>Mark Henry welcomes Valvenus into the ring by giving him
<v Speaker 5>a stiff fucking fore army and he started this.
<v Speaker 2>Awesome.
<v Speaker 3>So g R tells us that Mark Henry is twenty
<v Speaker 3>seven and Valvenus is twenty eight.
<v Speaker 5>Here.
<v Speaker 2>That's right, I love too.
<v Speaker 5>Eight pussy ladies. Ladies.
<v Speaker 2>J R.
<v Speaker 5>Of course, was part of the scouting of the talent
<v Speaker 5>for this era. Yes, so like, yeah, I think it.
<v Speaker 3>Uh, I think it helps us, like commentary when they're
<v Speaker 3>part of the company outsided just watching the show.
<v Speaker 4>Sure, okay, it's like because I'm more invested in like
<v Speaker 4>the guys.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah Jr. Cares about like the wrestlers that he recruited
<v Speaker 5>to the company, right, Yeah, So China comes out on
<v Speaker 5>the ramp here. Mark Henry turns to the ramp and
<v Speaker 5>gives a huge smile, huge smile. Val Venus rolls.
<v Speaker 3>Up Mark Henry as he's smiling at China at the
<v Speaker 3>ramp universe mode style, and then heads out of the
<v Speaker 3>while Delo trips getting into the ring trying to.
<v Speaker 2>Grab them each.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, dude, I was like, wow, I uh, I can't
<v Speaker 4>believe this angle exists so many times in my life.
<v Speaker 4>I don't know why I gotta keep watching this angle.
<v Speaker 5>Mark Henry guys says, hey, girlfriend, how you doing.
<v Speaker 9>Yeah?
<v Speaker 4>I know that my lawyer and your lawyer have been
<v Speaker 4>had a lot of problems, but let's forget about all that.
<v Speaker 4>All I want is for me and you to go
<v Speaker 4>out on a nice dinner. No sex involved. I just
<v Speaker 4>want you involved, no section involved. God, what I waste
<v Speaker 4>a fucking job? And then Mark Henry recites a poem.
<v Speaker 4>I couldn't even bring myself to write this down, so
<v Speaker 4>I didn't.
<v Speaker 5>No pushy huh shut up.
<v Speaker 3>So Steve Austin is making himself a coffee backstage. You
<v Speaker 3>got a mouthful of dip with the pepsi cup. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>oh man, the fuck dude, that pepsi.
<v Speaker 5>Cup is five here there. They don't make it like
<v Speaker 5>that no more. No, those are sick as fun. Did
<v Speaker 5>you know you're about to eat something good? If you
<v Speaker 5>see that pepsi cup?
<v Speaker 4>You should have just brought back the Taco bell nineties cups, right.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, with the nineties food, which is the same
<v Speaker 5>food they have.
<v Speaker 4>But older sit up for a longer.
<v Speaker 5>We get the nineties taco.
<v Speaker 2>So we go backstage.
<v Speaker 5>Pat Patterson says he could not find the boiler room.
<v Speaker 11>What you can't find the boiler room? You couldn't find
<v Speaker 11>your ass? What he could as you couldn't find your ass?
<v Speaker 4>And then Gerald Risco says, I know where it's at,
<v Speaker 4>mister McMahon.
<v Speaker 5>They get this guy gut here.
<v Speaker 4>Everyone pauses in the room and Vince looks at him
<v Speaker 4>and says, he's he's sitting on it.
<v Speaker 5>Let's tell you mean.
<v Speaker 4>No, sir, the boiler room, mister McMahon, Oh you know
<v Speaker 4>what a baller room as well. Look, please go find it.
<v Speaker 4>And you think you're gonna find it? And Vinces, how
<v Speaker 4>could did you find it? That fucking Joe brisco line
<v Speaker 4>would slip for years? You couldn't find your ass.
<v Speaker 2>I know where it is.
<v Speaker 5>So Raw is brought to you by jvc KA, boom box,
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<v Speaker 5>I was looking those up by the way, and like
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<v Speaker 6>It's always like the little the hinges on the cassette
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<v Speaker 2>You can tell me.
<v Speaker 5>It's like a guitar hero too, like playlist.
<v Speaker 4>Wow, they should have put this out for guitar hero
<v Speaker 4>the Stone Cold Metals.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, three people would have bought it.
<v Speaker 4>It's all of us, everyone a scroll.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we should do this, just license must music and
<v Speaker 5>sell it. Can we do that? Yeah, it's just fucking
<v Speaker 5>all Landsmore's sets album is just Jagged Little Pill again.
<v Speaker 6>Feature that'd be awesome is a picture coegment on the cover,
<v Speaker 6>so it doesn't theddle.
<v Speaker 5>It's like it goes from song to song, but there's
<v Speaker 5>like little buffer pieces in there. Just just boysover I
<v Speaker 5>kicked ast in it. All right, let's get ready for
<v Speaker 5>some more like this one.
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna fuck with.
<v Speaker 4>This one's heavy.
<v Speaker 2>This is what we call it.
<v Speaker 6>Ski woe onto the next one.
<v Speaker 5>Hello, Lady doesn't make the cut, I think for that one.
<v Speaker 2>That's like the hidden one.
<v Speaker 6>You play the last track for like three.
<v Speaker 4>B side.
<v Speaker 3>So we got Steve Blackman and gold Dust versus Jeff
<v Speaker 3>Jarrett and the Blue Blazer.
<v Speaker 5>Sorry, yeah, that's all good. That's what everyone should have
<v Speaker 5>reacted here. For some reason they didn't.
<v Speaker 4>Why did gold does get Jobber entrance?
<v Speaker 5>Yeah he was pissed too, Yeah I was as well.
<v Speaker 5>Few years ago he was getting the Undertaker entrance.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so gold Dust teaming with Steve Blackman?
<v Speaker 5>Why because the Blue Blazer's here and they needed somebody
<v Speaker 5>that like matched his energy matches? Freak? Yeah for real?
<v Speaker 2>What's you know?
<v Speaker 5>What's even crazier now that I'm thinking about it. Gold
<v Speaker 5>Dust and Jeff Jarrett are like feuding or something.
<v Speaker 2>Right, Yes, blue Blazer are as well.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I think that's right.
<v Speaker 4>So that's probably what's going on here. We figured it out.
<v Speaker 2>Easy like that something.
<v Speaker 5>Who said wrestling on a level like this not many,
<v Speaker 5>that's crazy.
<v Speaker 4>Wow.
<v Speaker 5>So Blue Blazer comes in while gold Dust and Jared
<v Speaker 5>are fighting on the outside. Here, Jared gold Dust are
<v Speaker 5>actually pretty good workers together.
<v Speaker 4>I think I try to do some ship. Yeah, drop
<v Speaker 4>down that monkey flip bullshit.
<v Speaker 5>Steve Blackman gets his ass. Who I don't know how
<v Speaker 5>they called that one. We're like, Jared tells black men
<v Speaker 5>to come in and I'm gonna kick this ship out
<v Speaker 5>of you. I was gonna say no, Yeah, Blue Blazer
<v Speaker 5>had be funny as fucking no.
<v Speaker 2>Shit.
<v Speaker 5>All right, Blue Blazer comes in while they found the outside.
<v Speaker 3>Steve Blackman hits that bicycle kick on the Blue Blazer
<v Speaker 3>and wins as quick as that man.
<v Speaker 5>It was pretty much nothing here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>Well, Steve Blackman tries to take the mask off the
<v Speaker 5>Blue Blazer.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, he g's up for it too. The crowd's like, yeah,
<v Speaker 4>we take this ship off and just show Joan Hart
<v Speaker 4>showed that shut off a bitch, and then Jared gets
<v Speaker 4>in the ring a tax over and then owen Hart.
<v Speaker 5>Hits the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Holy fuck, what the hell?
<v Speaker 4>And then they unleash the greatest tag team maneuverre I
<v Speaker 4>have ever seen in my fucking life. Here Jared hits
<v Speaker 4>the stroke on Blackman and then Blue Blazer picks up
<v Speaker 4>Steve Blackman and puts him in a dragon sleeper standing,
<v Speaker 4>which leads to owen Hart kicking him right in the ball,
<v Speaker 4>like right up the uprights. I said, Wow, that was
<v Speaker 4>the fucking best thing I've ever fucking whoa Blue Blazer
<v Speaker 4>flies away.
<v Speaker 2>As fu Man, So we go backstage.
<v Speaker 3>Briscoe comes back in and says there's weird noises coming
<v Speaker 3>from the boiler room and he's not going in there.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm not going back in there. It just kind
<v Speaker 4>of frightened me. I just I didn't go in, and
<v Speaker 4>Slaughter says, yeah, Bresco, you're a wuss, and Briscol says,
<v Speaker 4>don't call me a wos Slaughter, why did you? Why
<v Speaker 4>don't you go bring him here? And brisco says, well,
<v Speaker 4>there's weird noises in there, and Vince says, what the
<v Speaker 4>hell I'm dealing with? Throwing his hands up. Why don't
<v Speaker 4>you check on it, mister Slaughter, And Slaughter says I will,
<v Speaker 4>and I'll bring him back up here. And then Vince says, Rock,
<v Speaker 4>I'd like to have a word with you, please about
<v Speaker 4>this championship match. So Vince and Rock both stand up
<v Speaker 4>and walk three feet away from everyone else and then
<v Speaker 4>begin a whole different conversations. I get hear you, what
<v Speaker 4>the fuck? So they come right back from commercial and
<v Speaker 4>fucking Slaughter is already back, and Vince says this, says,
<v Speaker 4>I'm mostly pathetic excuse I've heard tonight.
<v Speaker 5>And Slaughter says he's out of his mind here.
<v Speaker 4>You know it's gonna take more than just me and
<v Speaker 4>Joe Brisco says who's the worst now, straight up, and
<v Speaker 4>then says, you got.
<v Speaker 5>A good idea. I don't give a damn if you
<v Speaker 5>gotta put Riot gear on. I don't have to worry
<v Speaker 5>about mankind.
<v Speaker 4>The three of you go take care of it, and
<v Speaker 4>you better take care of it.
<v Speaker 5>Uh So Steven Regal versus Godfather is up next. So
<v Speaker 5>Godfather comes out with Lexington's best hose.
<v Speaker 4>That's what that's what, he says, some of the best
<v Speaker 4>hose ever born.
<v Speaker 5>In fact, Josh, I didn't know that Jr.
<v Speaker 4>Is shilling tickets for the New Mexico Show, and Lawler says,
<v Speaker 4>how can you talk about New Mexico when you got
<v Speaker 4>something like this strutting down in your face? And Jerish
<v Speaker 4>is I'm a very very very happily married man. Godfather says,
<v Speaker 4>hold up, big brother.
<v Speaker 5>Now listen to me. You know me, you know what
<v Speaker 5>I am right, I'm a pimp.
<v Speaker 2>Even though.
<v Speaker 4>These I'm gonna give you a choice tonight. You have
<v Speaker 4>a chance of fighting me knowing I'm gonna kick your
<v Speaker 4>ass or feasts your eyes on these wildcats and the
<v Speaker 4>hoes are going nuts. They're pulling their dresses up, showing
<v Speaker 4>their asses again.
<v Speaker 2>Jr.
<v Speaker 4>Says, I don't think that lady's wearing any underwear.
<v Speaker 5>I mean, this was crazy as fun. It is the
<v Speaker 5>craziest segments I've ever seen.
<v Speaker 4>Says hold on now, baby girl, way close and closing deals.
<v Speaker 4>Yet the girl in the middle like.
<v Speaker 5>Is pissed off because she didn't know about the fucking
<v Speaker 5>cheese tech.
<v Speaker 4>I know she's got a long like zip zipper dressers
<v Speaker 4>like she can't do ass geese.
<v Speaker 5>Crowd damn near boozer. Once she tried to show her.
<v Speaker 5>She puts over and they go boo, I can't do
<v Speaker 5>nothing to fucking dress.
<v Speaker 4>Jeez, well fucking rejecting off?
<v Speaker 2>What what the hell?
<v Speaker 4>Oh sorry, I mean what I'm meant to say is
<v Speaker 4>I love my wife.
<v Speaker 11>Not.
<v Speaker 6>I think at one point I know if it's a
<v Speaker 6>segment eladies, like my mom was watching at home.
<v Speaker 4>It's this segment, yeah watching, So Godfather says I'm gonna
<v Speaker 4>do something I normally don't do. I'm gonna do this
<v Speaker 4>for the working man. If you wheel, I'm gonna give
<v Speaker 4>you all three of these hoes for free for the
<v Speaker 4>whole night. The girls are going crazy. The crowd is
<v Speaker 4>losing their mind. Godfather says, you know, a workingman don't
<v Speaker 4>get nothing like that.
<v Speaker 5>I mean, I ain't never seen the Hose freaking like this.
<v Speaker 4>This is me. This has to be beginning of the
<v Speaker 4>Hose where they didn't like give them any orders. Just
<v Speaker 4>out there and bos all right, I had no problem.
<v Speaker 4>And Regal takes the mic and he says, now, normally
<v Speaker 4>there's nothing more that I like to kick your head in.
<v Speaker 4>But I may be from England, but the last time
<v Speaker 4>I checked, my name is Stephen Regal, not out in
<v Speaker 4>John so I'll take the broads, all right.
<v Speaker 5>Step He's fucking something tonight.
<v Speaker 4>So he takes the hose and leaves. James, he does.
<v Speaker 4>He takes the hose and leaves.
<v Speaker 5>This is Stephen st e p h E Stepian, but
<v Speaker 5>he's Stefan something.
<v Speaker 4>And then Godfather takes off his hat and his chain
<v Speaker 4>as Regal leaves, and Godfather says something fucking real crazy
<v Speaker 4>that gets bleeped, and j R.
<v Speaker 5>Says what atch fucking crazy?
<v Speaker 4>That's weird, and it offends Stephen Regels so much that
<v Speaker 4>Regal runs back down the ramp and him and Godfather
<v Speaker 4>are now throwing punches at each other. They're like shoot fighting.
<v Speaker 4>I don't know none of them. There's reps that are
<v Speaker 4>trying to break them up. Hey, how about like put
<v Speaker 4>the guys in the rings so they can have the
<v Speaker 4>scheduled match they were gonna have, like the match.
<v Speaker 5>The match got legally thrown out when he accepted the three. Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>he accepted the three. The match is over, that's legally.
<v Speaker 6>Let's throw the toronto and then we'll check out this video.
<v Speaker 5>Check for his first off. Let's see as you can see,
<v Speaker 5>it starts like drawing circles around it Steve Rigo accepted
<v Speaker 5>the three.
<v Speaker 4>Whole assholes.
<v Speaker 5>Like John Madden, Big Arrow, this is what's boobs.
<v Speaker 4>This one didn't do as well. She got booed. So yeah,
<v Speaker 4>they're fighting ringside. The reps are trying to fucking pull
<v Speaker 4>them off, and Jared on commentary says, are what are
<v Speaker 4>something happened in the back regarding Kine? I heard her
<v Speaker 4>something going on with Caine. Hopefully we could get the
<v Speaker 4>camera back there. She was going on with Caine. The
<v Speaker 4>are you talking about, buddy? So eventually we do go backstage,
<v Speaker 4>and I was like, I thought Kine was like hit
<v Speaker 4>by a bus or like currently on fire. Like he
<v Speaker 4>made it sound like there was like a happening, But
<v Speaker 4>what was happening was Kane is just walking around backs
<v Speaker 4>stage and that's fucking crazy for him to be doing this.
<v Speaker 4>He walks up to a stage hand and he grabs
<v Speaker 4>him and he throws him into a truck, and he
<v Speaker 4>grabs another stage hand and he joke slaps him onto
<v Speaker 4>the bed of a truck and then he walks away.
<v Speaker 4>Well can't you for that's good? That was a proceding
<v Speaker 4>announcement by Richard sand.
<v Speaker 5>Thank you, Kan appreciate it so Ken Shamrock versus Big
<v Speaker 5>boss Man, Icy title on the line, Shamrock goes on
<v Speaker 5>the steps, it hits his head and yells, yes, what's
<v Speaker 5>all about?
<v Speaker 4>So last week in a hardcore match, Shamrock brained Mankind
<v Speaker 4>with a chair on the ramp, But because Vince was
<v Speaker 4>trying to keep Mankind from thinking they were against him,
<v Speaker 4>he had boss Man hit Shamrock in the head with
<v Speaker 4>a night stick so Mankin could follow him for the
<v Speaker 4>pen and not know what happened. So that's what happened,
<v Speaker 4>and that's where the heat between Shamrock and boss Man
<v Speaker 4>comes from. I don't know why none of this was
<v Speaker 4>explained sooner.
<v Speaker 5>So the ref tries to separate them out of the
<v Speaker 5>corner and they they both end up punching the ref
<v Speaker 5>at the same time and keep fighting.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they take turns, taking five counts and double goozling
<v Speaker 4>each other in the corner. At one point, boss Man
<v Speaker 4>breaks the hold and looks at the reference says get
<v Speaker 4>the fuck out my.
<v Speaker 5>Wife, and the ref just says off, fucking throws the match.
<v Speaker 4>Throws the well. They both plunged head. They both punched
<v Speaker 4>me with the head and then went back to doing
<v Speaker 4>moves like jam Rock, that's a leg, Larry, the fuck
<v Speaker 4>are you doing?
<v Speaker 3>And they keep fighting until they're broken up, and then
<v Speaker 3>Vince and Shane come down here.
<v Speaker 4>Because of course we haven't seen them enough on this show,
<v Speaker 4>have we? We got to see fucking Vince and Shane
<v Speaker 4>here because they're trying to break this up. Shamrock and
<v Speaker 4>boss Man, are you know, breaking out of the fight
<v Speaker 4>to fight each other more and more. Shamrock at one point,
<v Speaker 4>of course, yells.
<v Speaker 3>I mean if he's not yelling at least like a
<v Speaker 3>few times or Nico minutes like he's fucking up.
<v Speaker 4>So Vince is in the ring with Shane, and Vince says,
<v Speaker 4>what the hell are you doing? What the hell are
<v Speaker 4>you too doing? You're beating the hell of each other
<v Speaker 4>for what?
<v Speaker 5>Not for me? Come on, lesson.
<v Speaker 4>I said before, you weren't the sharpest knife in the drawer,
<v Speaker 4>but you are for sure the most dangerous, you stupid best,
<v Speaker 4>and I could use a man like you, and you
<v Speaker 4>and I are a lot alike, Kenny. Think about it.
<v Speaker 4>We come from broken homes and everything we got in life.
<v Speaker 4>We had a call on fight ourway to the top four.
<v Speaker 4>And you think these people care about you, then I'll
<v Speaker 4>give a damn about you, and I can give you
<v Speaker 4>the one thing I never had growing up, and that's family. Family,
<v Speaker 4>stick together.
<v Speaker 5>Think about it.
<v Speaker 4>We've got a great corporate champion, a corporate enforcer, and
<v Speaker 4>every corporation needs a dangerous.
<v Speaker 2>Man we got.
<v Speaker 5>Backstage, Kane is walking and a few fans say.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Kane, I'm a huge shan. Help help Kate.
<v Speaker 5>Kane glad to get an autograph. Kane, of course, goozles
<v Speaker 5>this fan onto a concrete wall. That was nice though,
<v Speaker 5>and the police immediately come this.
<v Speaker 4>Ga shit gt A got a star cards, five star rating,
<v Speaker 4>show up immediately.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, oh no, let me let's go and it runs away.
<v Speaker 4>Dude not even runs down, he just look. He lets
<v Speaker 4>the guy go in that just walks up the street.
<v Speaker 6>NPC's like, what was that? Oh nothing, all right, we're good.
<v Speaker 4>G t sty onloading the clipt off the jet pack
<v Speaker 4>and flies away.
<v Speaker 5>The police heard there's a big red man walking around Goosely.
<v Speaker 5>People let him good man.
<v Speaker 6>On a motorcycle.
<v Speaker 3>Tank there it is, ye can't get him the fun
<v Speaker 3>up Vice City Jump. He jumps for ye, just swinging
<v Speaker 3>it around of it and the.
<v Speaker 4>Drop is at all damn man. I mean like sometimes
<v Speaker 4>GTA would be based if they did these angles on TV.
<v Speaker 4>I mean the cops pulling up and the darnloading sixteen
<v Speaker 4>guns and Cane from behind. Holy fuck that.
<v Speaker 5>He just it just says, the cops unloading and like
<v Speaker 5>holly fuck.
<v Speaker 6>It goes to commercial the next see Cane's coming out
<v Speaker 6>of a hospital, just walking.
<v Speaker 2>He's good. So JR.
<v Speaker 5>Says, Okay, so we call that group deeve garborate whatever
<v Speaker 5>you want good because that's why I down asshole you
<v Speaker 5>rite it, I'll fucking say it.
<v Speaker 4>They just killed Kane and you want to talk about
<v Speaker 4>deep corporate. He's full of lead, big shun of a
<v Speaker 4>bitch on a donna.
<v Speaker 5>About team corporate. So the God, the goddamn the Brood
<v Speaker 5>versus l O D, not two thousands, just l O.
<v Speaker 2>D yes, just l O D.
<v Speaker 4>It's the brute of gang girl on edge with Christian
<v Speaker 4>who is the light heavyweight champion. Uh and the l
<v Speaker 4>O D which is just animal and draws because Hawk
<v Speaker 4>Uh well hawks been having some some personal demons. Yeah,
<v Speaker 4>and and Loss say, oh they give her a hawk?
<v Speaker 5>Is this the new legion the Doom?
<v Speaker 4>No?
<v Speaker 5>I just explained what was happening. Sorry, so Animal and
<v Speaker 5>Draws come out though, they got fucking Pyra.
<v Speaker 4>Man, dude, it's a full fucking l O d Entry.
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck, dude, I I.
<v Speaker 5>I'm just kind of surprised, honestly that they didn't just
<v Speaker 5>try to say, yes Hawk, I mean that would have
<v Speaker 5>been funny. Yes Hawk.
<v Speaker 4>Talking anyone, I mean anyone else. It's a dumb shout
<v Speaker 4>of a bitch.
<v Speaker 5>I heard a lot of rumors that this is not
<v Speaker 5>to say, you guys just fuck you. Wait go watch
<v Speaker 5>that Turner front you a bullshit.
<v Speaker 4>We got a real animal hawk, fake Hawk on that show.
<v Speaker 2>Saying this is puke.
<v Speaker 5>No, this is Hawk, this is howking. This is hot
<v Speaker 5>to talk to. That's draw number two, number two hawk to,
<v Speaker 5>he draws and hog to.
<v Speaker 2>He likes to puke.
<v Speaker 5>That's why this is awesome. Shows like this, I mean,
<v Speaker 5>no one's understanding wrestling is so Animal and Draws got
<v Speaker 5>the pyro. Hawk's been drinking, edging.
<v Speaker 11>Gang grill or personal fing, go banging and banging a
<v Speaker 11>rather gothic lifestyle, of.
<v Speaker 5>Course, they say that every time.
<v Speaker 4>Every time, Well set, I don't know what the fuck
<v Speaker 4>like other lifestyle they possibly love.
<v Speaker 6>I'm a married man, okay, it's not that fucking country.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, how else would he describe it? Piece of
<v Speaker 4>ship that is Hawk?
<v Speaker 5>So uh edging gang grell. They do some full tag
<v Speaker 5>booze together. Man, you know they got the poetry in motion.
<v Speaker 5>Poetry in motion. They got like a little drop kick
<v Speaker 5>thing on the ropes, trying stuff. Yeah, why not Hawk
<v Speaker 5>real hot number one? Hawk comes out and he walks
<v Speaker 5>towards the trying.
<v Speaker 2>Walk to.
<v Speaker 5>The jump off that thing or get pushed off that thing?
<v Speaker 5>You decide up.
<v Speaker 2>To you really.
<v Speaker 5>The fan?
<v Speaker 4>Who the fuck is hair.
<v Speaker 2>Real?
<v Speaker 4>Howk got a shirt?
<v Speaker 2>Something? Has?
<v Speaker 5>Draws climbing the troll.
<v Speaker 4>I hope he does it.
<v Speaker 6>That's Puke's about to get on a tron.
<v Speaker 2>Got eligible.
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Jim how Wig just clapping the tron.
<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, Hawk number one, number one.
<v Speaker 12>He's climb right like man, Yeah, these guys climbing the
<v Speaker 12>drawing has gotta be goddamn.
<v Speaker 4>So animal and Draws who are now Adam on Hawk too?
<v Speaker 5>That's right.
<v Speaker 4>They've left the ring now and they're going up the
<v Speaker 4>ramp to see what the fun.
<v Speaker 5>Is going on.
<v Speaker 4>And Hawk number one now that's Mike, Yeah, that name.
<v Speaker 1>No more.
<v Speaker 4>Funk to the bike hock.
<v Speaker 5>Just fucking break, say, then just fucking.
<v Speaker 2>Going.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, hey cock, this is this guy's name.
<v Speaker 5>My I mean, this is fucking ridiculous.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, come on, this is most ridiculous fucking segment
<v Speaker 3>of all time, my cock.
<v Speaker 4>Right, Mike Hawk, which is Hawk number one, is now
<v Speaker 4>the very top of the tron, and R Jr. Nonchalantly says,
<v Speaker 4>oh my god, that's a little dangerous up there. Okay,
<v Speaker 4>the bell rings, the brood wins by count out, and
<v Speaker 4>then we go to commercial break. Po're back from commercial
<v Speaker 4>and Animal is now trying to talk Mike Hawk tra
<v Speaker 4>It's supposed to be a serious angle by the way,
<v Speaker 4>animals yelling at him, nothing is worth this, This business
<v Speaker 4>ain't worth this. And a hawk, who we can hear,
<v Speaker 4>is yelling down at him, I want you to have
<v Speaker 4>to live with this. I'm gonna go out and glory,
<v Speaker 4>holy fucking ship. An Animal, of course, being the best
<v Speaker 4>you know, he's doing his best to help him here,
<v Speaker 4>he yells.
<v Speaker 5>Calm down, Mike, Mike Cock.
<v Speaker 4>So, Mike, Mike Hawk is now pointing down at draw
<v Speaker 4>saying he's misleading you, and Animal says, be careful up there,
<v Speaker 4>to which Hawk responds, no, I'm gonna jump.
<v Speaker 5>I fu. Yeah, let's make something cool out of the
<v Speaker 5>hold on.
<v Speaker 4>Let's stack three dudes on my show upers yelling that
<v Speaker 4>you take out. So Paul Ellering is here now, Oh
<v Speaker 4>my god, he should to manage them. And Paul says,
<v Speaker 4>you're a troubled spirit.
<v Speaker 9>Hawk.
<v Speaker 4>I know that, and I know that right now you
<v Speaker 4>don't care very much about your life, but I care
<v Speaker 4>about it. And my kids still call you uncle. And
<v Speaker 4>remember when you an animal and I would ride down
<v Speaker 4>the highway and you told us the story of your
<v Speaker 4>mother six months before she died. Hawk, you knew about it,
<v Speaker 4>and she knew about it, and every day she told
<v Speaker 4>you that things would always work out. And Hawk responds
<v Speaker 4>to this by yelling, shut up, go to he.
<v Speaker 5>Shut up.
<v Speaker 4>Paul Hollering says, I promise you. Hawk will take it
<v Speaker 4>one day at a time. And Hawk says you an
<v Speaker 4>animal and that Stinky Draws is crazy. Stinky draws, Hey,
<v Speaker 4>Stinky Drawers, Hey yeah, jump fuck you bitch. Draws takes
<v Speaker 4>offense to ITT's climbing the trot now for real, and
<v Speaker 4>Animal says, so one hasn't been our best year. There's
<v Speaker 4>always next year. Draws is climbing up higher and higher,
<v Speaker 4>and Hawk says, get the hell away, everybody. You're the
<v Speaker 4>last person I want up here, and Draws is now
<v Speaker 4>at the tippy top and he's trying to consult. He's
<v Speaker 4>his brother. Come on, brother, come down to your brother
<v Speaker 4>and don't touch me. And then I mean, like they
<v Speaker 4>didn't try to like make this look unless this is
<v Speaker 4>what they were going for, but like they show like
<v Speaker 4>the most clear shot possible of Draws pushing this guy
<v Speaker 4>off the tron I mean, shops.
<v Speaker 5>That's where to figure out for yourself.
<v Speaker 4>So Draws pushes Hawk and a Hawk falls behind the
<v Speaker 4>tronse these little silhouettes theron. Funniest shit, dude, Yeah wow.
<v Speaker 5>They set it up so it plays the shadow of
<v Speaker 5>this like figure falling on the screen.
<v Speaker 4>It's awesome.
<v Speaker 5>Then it makes a crashing noise.
<v Speaker 4>Gon almighty, good god, he fell.
<v Speaker 5>The way this is done is like nuts, Like I
<v Speaker 5>would have been freaking the fuck out. I probably would
<v Speaker 5>have cut the feet or something like. This guy falls
<v Speaker 5>off the ship, makes a crashing noise, and all it
<v Speaker 5>is is it keeps the camera on this scene as
<v Speaker 5>JR says, good god, oh my god, shit, he fell
<v Speaker 5>I shucks. Yeah man. Anyways, we'll be back in a minute.
<v Speaker 4>So we come back from commercial, they recap Hawk falling
<v Speaker 4>off the tron. They show everybody it again, and now
<v Speaker 4>we're at the ambulance where a cavalcade of bald people
<v Speaker 4>who are just surrounding this fucking ambulance man, and they
<v Speaker 4>take Hawk away in the ambulance. Anyway, here's Sable. They
<v Speaker 4>fucking play Sables music And the first thing they say
<v Speaker 4>out of this segment is Lawler saying, well, can't griep forever?
<v Speaker 5>Dude?
<v Speaker 4>What fuck?
<v Speaker 5>Dude.
<v Speaker 6>It's even more joint because we're watching it without commercials,
<v Speaker 6>you know, a peacock. So now we get like, oh,
<v Speaker 6>he just falls in, we get the recapped, then whoa crowd.
<v Speaker 5>It was crazier back then because you get a commercial
<v Speaker 5>for like fucking tampons or something, and you come back
<v Speaker 5>and like, this guy's getting ambulanced away. Yeah, shoot.
<v Speaker 4>My cock, let's think about my dog.
<v Speaker 5>You can't griep forever? Yeah, I mean like they were
<v Speaker 5>doing a lot of ship.
<v Speaker 4>Like this, yeah, where it didn't like it mattered for
<v Speaker 4>the moment, and then it was like, well we got
<v Speaker 4>more ship.
<v Speaker 5>To do, so yeah, they were doing a lot of
<v Speaker 5>ship like this is pretty.
<v Speaker 4>Crazy though, like they this whole angle is fucking nuts.
<v Speaker 4>Let's not like that's funny, shout. We talked about it.
<v Speaker 4>This is crazy to do. I imagine like soap operas
<v Speaker 4>and stuff. At the time, we're probably all like people
<v Speaker 4>jumping off their house and ship like that. Do so
<v Speaker 4>maybe like it wasn't as crazy, but I don't know, man,
<v Speaker 4>this performance they.
<v Speaker 5>Weren't fab in like a sports like right, you know.
<v Speaker 6>It wasn't a wrestling thing. This they were trying to
<v Speaker 6>do like this, and they're calling you like, this is
<v Speaker 6>Mike we know has drug problems or whatever, like has he's.
<v Speaker 5>Gonna jump off to Toronto night? Yes, okay? Rise does
<v Speaker 5>he like wrestle anytime soon? The pay per view next
<v Speaker 5>mom so Sable is the new w WF Women's champion.
<v Speaker 5>Michael Cole introduces her and brings her out. He has
<v Speaker 5>the belt. Sable says that she dedicates his belt to
<v Speaker 5>all the fans who made Sable who she is. Then
<v Speaker 5>Shaman Man comes out and says, now, hold on a
<v Speaker 5>damn minute, fucking let me tell you something, Sable, I
<v Speaker 5>hadn't been in a segment A minute I thought would
<v Speaker 5>come out here.
<v Speaker 4>Just fall off.
<v Speaker 3>That's a big red guy with the katana outside.
<v Speaker 5>Shape.
<v Speaker 4>Shane says that you want to dedicate your wind to
<v Speaker 4>the fans. The fans made table. Oh no, no, no, sweetheart,
<v Speaker 4>There's only one man who made table, and that is
<v Speaker 4>the man Vincent K.
<v Speaker 5>McMahon.
<v Speaker 4>My pops, and Sable says, made me a star. I
<v Speaker 4>worked damn hard and nobody gave me anything. And Shane says, oh,
<v Speaker 4>you worked real hard for you didn't for didn'ty, Sable.
<v Speaker 4>I guess that's what women just like you always do.
<v Speaker 4>And then Shane snickers, and then leaves and Sable says,
<v Speaker 4>real women, Shane, the only thing you know about real
<v Speaker 4>women are the ones you can buy. And honey, this
<v Speaker 4>one ain't for sale. Big Pop, Sable leaves, and Jared says,
<v Speaker 4>Hawk has been taken to a hospital and he's breathing.
<v Speaker 5>That's good. Just in case you were wondering, that's good.
<v Speaker 5>Thank you. He's doing just fine. Fucking big deal. So
<v Speaker 5>the Rock is sneering into his locker and talking ship
<v Speaker 5>to a wall getting ready for his title.
<v Speaker 4>Match, spits on the floor.
<v Speaker 2>So the play though he.
<v Speaker 5>Does, Yeah, he looks good. Here, Steve Austin looks good too.
<v Speaker 5>PlayStation Slam of the Week featuring medieval a Gothic tail
<v Speaker 5>straight from the Grave. Yes, the Rock Attack Mankind Survivor
<v Speaker 5>series and there you go.
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was if they did the screw Job finish
<v Speaker 4>where Mankind didn't quit and they rang the bell and
<v Speaker 4>gave Rock the win, and then Mankind was questioning it
<v Speaker 4>after the match and then says, you don't get it.
<v Speaker 4>We'll get this and rocket him in the back of
<v Speaker 4>the head with the title in rock Bottom Newe.
<v Speaker 3>I have to tell you this is a great idea,
<v Speaker 3>having the PlayStation Slam of the Week and then featuring
<v Speaker 3>a game like if you did this and then featured
<v Speaker 3>a different game every time.
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, idea, man Like, it was pretty smart.
<v Speaker 3>If they did that like every week and like a
<v Speaker 3>dub or something, right, like the Xbox Slam of the
<v Speaker 3>Week and it just features some Xbox every week.
<v Speaker 4>That's that's actually fucking very smart.
<v Speaker 5>You're right, maybe like game the Game Pass, Xbox Game
<v Speaker 5>Pass Slam of the Week and it's just like different
<v Speaker 5>games in the Game Pass or something on that month. Yea,
<v Speaker 5>that is smart.
<v Speaker 4>Write that down for us.
<v Speaker 5>So we go backstage, the stooges are now in football
<v Speaker 5>gear and now they're still fucking about to kill mankind.
<v Speaker 4>Well, it's a miracle that we were able to say
<v Speaker 4>anything about this segment because it is fucking impossible to
<v Speaker 4>see anything. This is the darkest, Like, I understand the
<v Speaker 4>boiler room is supposed to be dark and dingy, but like, fuck, man,
<v Speaker 4>get light on the camera. Yeah, yeah, right, the camera
<v Speaker 4>does have a light. I know this is being filmed, Like,
<v Speaker 4>I understand that part of that, Like, but whatever. So
<v Speaker 4>Patterson and Briscoe, as James said and saw her, all
<v Speaker 4>were in fucking football helmets and pads and ship and
<v Speaker 4>brisco says, this is the best I could find, and
<v Speaker 4>Slaughter says, let's go get them before we lose our jobs.
<v Speaker 4>And then they all start walking towards the boiler room
<v Speaker 4>and Joe Briskow says, I'm going to pass out Pattison
<v Speaker 4>and brisco a fucking man, like, yeah, I gotta get you,
<v Speaker 4>get on the sticks. The fuck is wrong with you.
<v Speaker 4>Patterson and brisco are calling out for mixed Slaughter is
<v Speaker 4>just yelling mankind And they go into the boiler room
<v Speaker 4>and they split up, but it is short lived. Because
<v Speaker 4>Mankind comes out of nowhere and hits Pat Patterson in
<v Speaker 4>the head with a trash can lid. But he is
<v Speaker 4>wearing a helmet, but I guess that didn't matter because
<v Speaker 4>it hurt him enough to knock him over. Then he
<v Speaker 4>grabs Gerald Briscoe and dunks Gerald Briscoe, who is wearing
<v Speaker 4>a helmet, his entire head into a sink. I'm guessing
<v Speaker 4>he is drowning him here. This is so fucking dark.
<v Speaker 4>I couldn't tell who Mankind low blows Slaughter and then
<v Speaker 4>he starts beating him with a pipe. He's just throwing
<v Speaker 4>these dudes all around. They fight out of the boiler room,
<v Speaker 4>and then Mankind just leaves the scene so he'll be
<v Speaker 4>not able to uh to stop the Mankind.
<v Speaker 5>Well Stone Call's getting ready beside the coke machine.
<v Speaker 4>Well, god damn Seine, I gotta get coffee in in
<v Speaker 4>a pep shade.
<v Speaker 5>So we go to the Rock versus Steve Austin WWF
<v Speaker 5>title match.
<v Speaker 2>The preparation out here with.
<v Speaker 4>Introducing Shane and Mix. It's been too long. I mean
<v Speaker 4>it's been more than five minutes to do. I see
<v Speaker 4>these fucking two guys, and it's been a while since
<v Speaker 4>I heard Vince speak, because of course he gets on
<v Speaker 4>the mic. Fucking I will let you know that I'm
<v Speaker 4>not happy about this match. Yes, yes, I know, I've
<v Speaker 4>been watching for two hours. I've been watching, buddy, he said,
<v Speaker 4>I resent the hell out of Stone Cold for bringing
<v Speaker 4>in legal eagles that would bring a contract into this ring.
<v Speaker 4>And as far as I was concerned, last night was
<v Speaker 4>the last time he would ever come close to being
<v Speaker 4>the champion. He had his shot. He Blewett and Austin,
<v Speaker 4>you better be right because this is it, Titan Kentucky.
<v Speaker 4>You're a last shot. Then he introduces the corporate champion,
<v Speaker 4>the rockaf title on the line, the Rock versus Stone Cold,
<v Speaker 4>Steve Austin. Austin comes out to just a fucking humongous pop.
<v Speaker 4>I mean, this guy is the coolest dude of all time.
<v Speaker 5>Dude, by the way, Ken Shamrock and Jim Schwartz looks
<v Speaker 5>fucking insane. Man, this is the biggest guy alive.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, He's bursting out of his skin.
<v Speaker 5>He's huge.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, fucking Shane goes to put his arm around him
<v Speaker 3>and then can only put his arm on his traps
<v Speaker 3>because it's sticking out so much like it's actually insane.
<v Speaker 4>Well, he's gonna talk next week.
<v Speaker 5>You smell what the Rock is cooking.
<v Speaker 3>Austin walks in starts beating the shit out of the
<v Speaker 3>Rock right away on Yeah, which is awesome.
<v Speaker 5>I love that. I love the way Austin punches, Like
<v Speaker 5>I don't know if anyone punches like that anymore, No,
<v Speaker 5>I don't think so.
<v Speaker 4>And the crowd is like on their feet molten for
<v Speaker 4>everything here.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like when you have a wrestling promotion like that,
<v Speaker 3>having a guy that's like the red and the Blue guy,
<v Speaker 3>like the default, Like I don't know, like Rock and
<v Speaker 3>Austin were so different from each other and they had
<v Speaker 3>their animays of doing shit, but like they just work
<v Speaker 3>together so well, you know, So having like your red
<v Speaker 3>and blue default guys that like you can always go
<v Speaker 3>back to, that's always nice.
<v Speaker 4>That's fucking so sick. Yeah, and this is like they're
<v Speaker 4>most over, you could argue.
<v Speaker 3>So the Rock gets out of the ring and tries
<v Speaker 3>to walk away from the match. He says, off, fuck it, man,
<v Speaker 3>it's not even that serious. So Austin chases his ass
<v Speaker 3>down into.
<v Speaker 5>The line on the ramp Big Pop.
<v Speaker 3>Austin actually is still hitting the elbow from the second
<v Speaker 3>rope at this time, which is cool. He stops doing that, Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>as his knees start getting worse. They go to the
<v Speaker 3>outside and Rock lines them over the barricade. Now they're
<v Speaker 3>fighting in the crowd.
<v Speaker 4>Dude, when he sorry, just to go back for a
<v Speaker 4>second when he did the line off the second A
<v Speaker 4>fan jump the rail and it's like on hard kim shot,
<v Speaker 4>like jumping around and a security guard fucking taggles. Then
<v Speaker 4>they go to the outside and now you see four
<v Speaker 4>security guards dragging the fan over the barricade taking them away.
<v Speaker 4>And then yes, as you said, they fight over the barricade.
<v Speaker 3>Rock has Austin in front of the announced table and
<v Speaker 3>he's giving these little fucking baby kicks but with full theatrics,
<v Speaker 3>which is funny.
<v Speaker 5>Austin hits the double bird elbow using the ring. The
<v Speaker 5>ropes on the Rock who's on the announced table.
<v Speaker 4>Fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 5>That was so sick.
<v Speaker 4>He needed a bounce off something.
<v Speaker 3>We need him a metal So Austin goes for a
<v Speaker 3>pile driver on the floor, but Rock back body drops him,
<v Speaker 3>rockets the corporate elbow and Steve in the ring and
<v Speaker 3>instead of the pin he grabs that chin lock.
<v Speaker 4>He does the corporate elbow, and the end wind up
<v Speaker 4>for the elbow is him pantomiming drinking.
<v Speaker 3>The ref gives Austin the three arm drops, and Austin
<v Speaker 3>gives a middle finger on the third one. Now man
<v Speaker 3>Kind is out here trying to kill vincemick Man. Instead
<v Speaker 3>he would out fight with Big boss Man on the outside.
<v Speaker 3>The Shamrock and boss Man are now kicking Mankind's ass.
<v Speaker 3>Austin goes for a stunner, but Rock gets out and
<v Speaker 3>he gets the rock bottom end, but Austin gets out,
<v Speaker 3>and then Austin gets a stunner.
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, fucking falsey here, He's gonna win the
<v Speaker 5>WF title. But the ref gets pulled out. No, wait
<v Speaker 5>a minute, that's the Undertaker with a big shovel, dude.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, we definitely have seen this too.
<v Speaker 5>You know this. It was funny as fuck undertaking that
<v Speaker 5>big shovel. Yeah, that big yeah, golden shovel.
<v Speaker 2>Dude.
<v Speaker 4>He it's a two second shot between them showing fucking
<v Speaker 4>Shamrock pulling the ref. Then you see Undertaker and Paul
<v Speaker 4>Bear for two seconds and it's like what wait, what
<v Speaker 4>the fuck?
<v Speaker 3>It just cuts back to the hard cut. The Undertaker
<v Speaker 3>with a big shovel is so fucking funny. We talked
<v Speaker 3>about in the episode where they recap this, but that
<v Speaker 3>is like the one of the funniest visuals ever. Big
<v Speaker 3>is the Undertaker walking in with a big shovel, what
<v Speaker 3>the fuck?
<v Speaker 5>And Paul Bear with him.
<v Speaker 3>So Taker hits Austin with the big shovel. Oh my god,
<v Speaker 3>says Austin could have a hell of a concussion.
<v Speaker 5>Spoiler he does the angle had run crazy? And why Taker?
<v Speaker 2>Why?
<v Speaker 5>Why?
<v Speaker 2>Why?
<v Speaker 11>What?
<v Speaker 4>Like?
<v Speaker 5>Why the attactive or why he used a big shovel.
<v Speaker 2>Either or all of it?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Austin gets brained with a shovel.
<v Speaker 2>D q uh.
<v Speaker 4>Taker goes to hit him again with it, but Paul
<v Speaker 4>Bear stops him. Rock and Vince leave up the ramp
<v Speaker 4>with the title. Taker and Paul Bear eventually leave Austin's
<v Speaker 4>fucked up in the ring, and as James said, this
<v Speaker 4>show ends with saying the Rock is still don't have
<v Speaker 4>a champion, But why why did Undertaker strike Austen with
<v Speaker 4>a shovel? Look shovel? They do have on Peacock the
<v Speaker 4>extra attitude thing, which is Austin giving Shane Bossman and
<v Speaker 4>Rock Stunners and then drinking deal with Earl Hebner, and
<v Speaker 4>then Earl Hebner is spitting an unbelievable amount of beer
<v Speaker 4>at Tony Chimmell on the floor.
<v Speaker 6>As that folks Austins shovel gets up.
<v Speaker 4>See this, of course extra attitude. I mean, this is
<v Speaker 4>a crazy ass show. This is a insanely attitude our show,
<v Speaker 4>you know, one of.
<v Speaker 6>The most attitude shows. Right, this is deep in the
<v Speaker 6>corporate corporations starting and all that big moment.
<v Speaker 4>There's a lot of things starting here like Rocks Turn Godfather.
<v Speaker 5>You know we're on h oh, sure, sure, sure sure.
<v Speaker 4>Mike Hawk was on the show. Sadly no Guayne d.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah next week, baby, next week the soft Launt Survivor series.
<v Speaker 5>So that was gone. Oh shit, that's fucking awesome.
<v Speaker 4>Well there you have it. That is for all for
<v Speaker 4>November sixteenth, nineteen ninety eight.
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