The One Where They Celebrate Scheana's Birthday In Vegas
Lala had a wild weekend in Vegas that included the Thunder Down Under, a drag show, but not the Lovers & Friends Festival! Plus, more stories about Ocean and Lisa!
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2024-05-08
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00:00:06 Speaker 1: Hello, my loves, Welcome back to the Give Them La La Podcast. What a day? So much has happened? So much? K Dot and break news. 00:00:17 Speaker 2: Wow. 00:00:18 Speaker 1: Yes, I can't wait for the updates. Easton knows all the things. Another fun filled weekend for me. I'm exhausted. The finale episode of vander Pump aired last night. Did anyone watch it? Did they show my purge? 00:00:34 Speaker 3: I was unaware I was supposed to be watching vander PULM. 00:00:36 Speaker 1: Don't worry. I didn't watch you either. 00:00:38 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, we will be watching though. 00:00:40 Speaker 2: Because yes, that's why I guess. Do I have to watch this? No? Can I just freeball it when we're talking about it? 00:00:46 Speaker 1: No, because I'm not gonna talk. I'm not addressing any VPR news until third part of the reunion, and it's going to be very quick. You guys don't need to weigh in. I don't want questions. I'm going to say my piece. We're gonna move on and I never want to discuss season eleven again. And I hope by that time everyone gets their fucking raby shots because they're foae me at the mouth, these fucking bitches in these streets on socials. 00:01:08 Speaker 4: I'm like, yo, yo, amen, I'm tired, and I said, they make me tired. 00:01:18 Speaker 1: Okay, So let's talk about news in the Birmingham household before we move on to the news from producer John on paper. So my mom after palm or after stage coach, after stage coach, she decides that she's gonna stay in Palm Springs. She's like, I'm gonna stay until tomorrow. I'm like, great, stay until tomorrow. I call her, I'm gonna stay until tomorrow. I was like, perfect, have the best time. Calls me the next day, I'm gonna stay until tomorrow. So she continues to stay until tomorrow. Tomorrow finally came, but it's the last day and Easton I can't please tell the story. 00:01:55 Speaker 4: So I'm in the midst of moving. So I'm like, when are you coming home? So she goes, I'm gonna come home today tonight. So we're facetiming and she goes, so look at this. She's on face time. That's why I'm holding this. And she's walking out the back or the front door, the garage door to show me something. 00:02:12 Speaker 2: And as she's walking through it, I just hear fuck. 00:02:16 Speaker 4: And then the phone hit the ground and now I'm on FaceTime with the phone just up. 00:02:23 Speaker 2: And it's so funny now, but at. 00:02:26 Speaker 1: The time, I'm. 00:02:28 Speaker 4: About to just drive to Palm Springs for two hours and find my mom needing life alert help me. 00:02:33 Speaker 2: I can't get up, but so she I'm on the ground for two minutes, looking up as. 00:02:42 Speaker 1: She's she's on the ground. 00:02:45 Speaker 4: She's on the ground, just talking to the phone, probably five feet away from her, going my knee, my knee, No one's there, No one's there. 00:02:56 Speaker 1: My dog, my geriatric dog. 00:03:00 Speaker 2: Lissa doesn't cuss, and Lisa was, fuck this fucking door, these fucking mats. 00:03:10 Speaker 1: We've never had an issue with the door. Or she picks up the phone. 00:03:15 Speaker 2: She finally gets to the phone and she goes, let me show you what happened. So her shoe got like she was wearing flip flops, so the back of the flip flop. 00:03:22 Speaker 4: Got cut underneath the door. So like when she went to walk, it caught her. 00:03:27 Speaker 2: But I was thinking, pick your feet up, sweetheart, what are you doing? 00:03:35 Speaker 3: Should she hurt herself. 00:03:36 Speaker 4: Bad bad enough to stay an extra day, to stay till tomorrow. 00:03:40 Speaker 1: No, but we were worried for a second, like when she wouldn't answer the phone. We're fine now because she's home, we can laugh really hard. 00:03:48 Speaker 2: Normal. They don't look like different. 00:03:49 Speaker 1: No, No one bruise. The last one is thick and thick. 00:03:56 Speaker 3: I was gonna say, legend has it. She's still in Palm mentally. 00:04:01 Speaker 1: Mentally, she's still in Palm Springs. And I was in Vegas and yesterday I call her to tell her like, I'm coming home, but I'm facetiming her at the airport and I tell her I'm so excited to see you guys, like I'm exhausted, and she goes, well, let's spend a day. I go, it's nine forty five. What I don't understand. She goes, she's let's just say she's trying. She's trying today she meaning ocean. Yeah, she meaning ocean. Obviously apparently she did take it out on eas stead. 00:04:36 Speaker 2: I walked, I go, what's your attitude? And she goes, well, she is very difficult today. I go, what are you being an asshole to me? 00:04:41 Speaker 4: Then? 00:04:42 Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, she's just you know, maybe she's not pleased that she was home from Palm Springs. 00:04:46 Speaker 2: That's exactly well. 00:04:47 Speaker 1: No, I was like, girl, I didn't work all week, so that you could stay in Palm Springs and I was with Ocean. Not a big deal. Ocean's my kid, but like, I literally maneuvered multiple days of the week to be with Ocean. Right, you have her for five seconds and you're like, so mentally she is in Palm Springs because normally she's the one that's the champion. I'm calling Lisa being like, I need you to calm me down. She is definitely wrecking me today. Ocean just she's she's just special. She's a special, special child. 00:05:30 Speaker 3: Well, she's a strong personality, which is why we love her. 00:05:33 Speaker 5: She's a comedian, she's a goer, and you were unless you want to save this, do you want to talk about Vegas because you've we're. 00:05:39 Speaker 1: Gonna talk about Vegas. We're gonna talk about Vegas. Before I get into Vegas. Let me just say one more thing about Ocean. She had a after stagecoach, a meltdown that can only be described as traumatizing for me. I have PTSD from it. In fact, so when my mom said it's a trying day, I was immediately went into panic mode. Cut to I remember a conversation that Sena and I had just had before we left and Brock was like, hey, honey, by the way, I go all the the nail polish off your shoes. It ended up just being the peel off kind, and I go, nail polish on your shoes? Who painted your shoes? And she goes your daughter. My daughter busted into Shina's closet because she loves closets. She also told me Sheena has better shoes than I do, which is I love you, Shena, but absolutely false, the false statement. Yes, there's nothing fact about this. All right, love you Shina, But Dolcian Gabana, let's just say, all right, Ocean, don't touch my fucking shoes if you cannot appreciate the brand inside. 00:06:52 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm offended. 00:06:54 Speaker 1: I'm offended again. I love you Sheish Dolci and Gabana ones that Ocean gravitates towards. Okay, had there been nail polish on those, I can't go there. I can't even go there. Anyway. My daughter painted her shoes. 00:07:11 Speaker 3: Painted Sheena's shoes. Were you guys there or did they have a playdate? 00:07:14 Speaker 1: No, they had a play date without me there. 00:07:16 Speaker 2: Now they know I got to watch that kid at all times. 00:07:19 Speaker 1: She She's created and my mom asked her today. She goes, did you who painted Sheena's shoes? And she goes, I went in and it was I accidentally painted them and it was just an accident. It was just an accident, and it was I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to. She's as she does a whole year. I accidentally did it. She's a hustler. It's just like when the teacher told her stop spitting your tongue out at the other little dance students, and she's, I didn't stick my tongue out. I'm a dog. 00:07:51 Speaker 2: Yeah. And now the one is if she does it, I'm making funny faces. You know, you're just being. 00:07:57 Speaker 1: A no She's so the other night I told her. I was like, it's time for bed and shows. This is what we're gonna do. Mom, you're gonna watch Muder on the TV, and I'm gonna watch a movie on your phone. 00:08:12 Speaker 3: That's how we got though, honestly, genius. 00:08:15 Speaker 1: I was like, that's exactly what we are doing. 00:08:17 Speaker 3: That's called compromise, ocean, and you are a genius. 00:08:19 Speaker 1: You're a genius. Here's Alice in Wonderland on my phone and I'm watching Homicide New York on Netflix because it is absolutely fantastic. 00:08:25 Speaker 3: You're gonna watch murder on the TV. Whatever. 00:08:29 Speaker 1: I took a video. 00:08:33 Speaker 2: Making a video. 00:08:35 Speaker 1: Okay, I went to Vegas. We go to thunder Down under night one. 00:08:38 Speaker 5: Love it. 00:08:39 Speaker 1: Okay, great show. 00:08:41 Speaker 5: Great show. We had them on its guests. Did you see curtain Joe. 00:08:44 Speaker 1: Yeah, the hottest one doesn't even dance. He does one number in the at the very end, and he's great, but he is he is fine. 00:08:52 Speaker 3: But here's the m c oh, he's actually the mc off. 00:08:56 Speaker 1: He stays closed the whole time until the very very end when he takes it. Then he takes his clothes off, and he's got rhythm, like I'm sure he lays pipe quite nicely. Sure, obviously he's the Australians. Australian allow hello. But there was this one who was like six seven, very hot, not a lot of rhythm. But like Brittany said, you can rub up and down in that way on his apps. Sure clearly get an orgasm. Sure, okay, what are. 00:09:25 Speaker 2: You guys sitting down like in chairs? 00:09:27 Speaker 1: We're sitting down out of booth. 00:09:28 Speaker 2: Okay, do they sell the booth cushions and. 00:09:30 Speaker 1: The amount of a horny the horny bride to be okay or brides. 00:09:36 Speaker 3: To be beyond? 00:09:38 Speaker 2: Yeah? 00:09:40 Speaker 1: And can I be rude? Can I be rude? I'm gonna be a little rude, Producer John to Shape, nodding his head, Yes, be rude. The amount of like wildness that these brides with the sashes on display makes me a little sad because I watched them and I go, you wanted to get married so badly that you settled on mediocre dick just because they'll marry you. And I find that depressing. You know, it's okay, wait for the thunder down under man. You know we don't need to get married. Bang the thunder down under man, right because they were going wild, a little too wild, you know. 00:10:22 Speaker 5: Yes, when when brides for their bridal shower or men for their groom shower or whatever it's bachelor party. When are bachelorette and bachelor party when they go crazy and they treat it like and the men are like strippers and they hook up with the strippers and the ladies like men and they're like my last rah. 00:10:39 Speaker 3: I'm like, this is so not a good sign. 00:10:43 Speaker 1: Because bad sign. 00:10:44 Speaker 5: You're so thirsty to make it like oh after this the Ball and Chain. 00:10:47 Speaker 3: It's like, oh, maybe you shouldn't be getting married. 00:10:50 Speaker 1: We yeah, I agree, I agree. But you know what, we love marriage here. 00:10:55 Speaker 3: We give them here to give them all the podcast. 00:10:57 Speaker 1: We love it. 00:10:59 Speaker 3: If anyone loves me, it's the three of us. 00:11:01 Speaker 1: We love it. Where By the way, my mother, you would think was done so dirty in her marriage, right, don't you think. 00:11:08 Speaker 2: The way she talks about it, the way she talks. 00:11:10 Speaker 1: About other men, It's like, you're so scarred, but you had a beautiful marriage, right. 00:11:14 Speaker 2: Oh, that's because you're never gonna find that man again. 00:11:16 Speaker 1: That's true. Okay, So Brittany gets pulled up on stage. I have never laughed so hard in my life. This entire weekend. It was just like belly belly laughs, to the point where when I would go to bed at night, baby s was like summer salty in my stomach. I was like, I have to go to bed. You've got to calm down in there, Like it's enough already. 00:11:36 Speaker 3: She's gonna be so funny. 00:11:37 Speaker 1: She was continuing the party all night long. So the guy pulls Brittany up there and she's just tits this night. Right, She's just said full on tits worried about her nip slipping. I was like, don't worry about it. You look stuffed in there. You look fine. He throws her on the bed. She's got her hands tied like this. Then he rips the ties off of her hands and then turns her around and touches his dick with it okay, and lift her eyes. Flits it on her eyes. 00:12:07 Speaker 2: Eyes like his. I don't know if they I she had goggles on her face. 00:12:13 Speaker 1: It got no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 00:12:17 Speaker 2: Easton. 00:12:18 Speaker 1: It was just that he just touched ever so slightly on his penis. 00:12:23 Speaker 2: But was his penis out no, no, no, no no. 00:12:25 Speaker 1: He had jeans. 00:12:26 Speaker 3: Shut them down, Shut it down, shove the rag. 00:12:30 Speaker 1: She didn't know. She didn't know. He was facing away from her when he did it. 00:12:37 Speaker 2: Juices on her face. 00:12:39 Speaker 3: His dick sweat because sweat. 00:12:42 Speaker 1: I think he had something on underneath, by the way, I had. 00:12:48 Speaker 2: Something to trap the sweats. So when he stuck it down there, it was a good nice you. 00:12:52 Speaker 3: Guys, I'm kidding. 00:12:53 Speaker 5: I love thunder down under That was one of the most fun interviews. 00:12:57 Speaker 1: By the way, the funnest show I've been to in a very long time. Did you have to just listen. He then whips around. Okay, this is before he put the eye and he's dancing on here, dancing a little jolty. Again, doesn't have much rhythm, but looking like that six seven, no rhythm. I don't give a shit. You are Paul Bunyan, ready to like break down trees with your bare fucking hands. 00:13:24 Speaker 3: Well that's what's hot about him. 00:13:25 Speaker 5: A lot of these guys, just so you know, which they told us on the interview, don't. 00:13:28 Speaker 3: They don't need dance experience. They just have to be Australian. 00:13:31 Speaker 1: But anyway, keeping cool, it was fantastic. So then he hangs onto the bed because it's called boat bed posts and then he puts he whips his legs around it, around it, so he's swinging and he goes forward. 00:13:48 Speaker 6: Now he hits Brittany. He's sweet, did you over? Oh my god? 00:13:58 Speaker 7: But on the podcast recorded from the Perfect Agle, I don't know yet, which is even better because you could see the what her eyes do? I need to cry? 00:14:18 Speaker 1: Last I couldn't breathe the entire show, and you should have seen our table. I don't know why they felt it necessary to bring the pregnant girl like fourteen sparkling waters that looked like Vondka SODA's Like I looked lit, I looked wasted, the way I was laughing and the way I was chugging these like vodka soda looking drinks. 00:14:41 Speaker 2: Sure, like, there's no way she's going on six years. 00:14:45 Speaker 1: There's no way. There's no fucking way pregnant. 00:14:48 Speaker 8: Act she lapsed, no, So then Brittany comes down. They I can't, okay. 00:15:06 Speaker 2: So then it was. 00:15:07 Speaker 1: The greatest show. You guys highly recommend, please go, you'll laugh, but also leave pretty horny. So then they call this a bride to be up okay, and clearly she's on Mollie. Okay, she's turned like this. You guys are the audience. So her chair is like this, right, and she's got a white shirt on, like not a shirt, but like a white tube top matching white skirt, and it's got the rhymestone fringe okay, with the bride to be sash and and the the fake veil. Okay, she's killing it. But he's dancing on her and she's looking at us like this. 00:15:55 Speaker 2: She got. 00:15:59 Speaker 1: So then he flips her chair around towards us. Now we're front okay. 00:16:07 Speaker 3: Grips her legs open. 00:16:11 Speaker 9: Laby, No, it's fucking fridge dried stones over it. 00:16:25 Speaker 3: Through the friend? 00:16:27 Speaker 2: Was it a number two? 00:16:34 Speaker 3: Why is she wearing no underwear with a skirt. 00:16:37 Speaker 1: I'm sorry it's so sexual, but just roll with this podcast. 00:16:40 Speaker 4: It's all funny and she's getting married and she's going out pantylet what one of the going to. 00:16:46 Speaker 5: Show wear pants? Didn't they say wear pants? Oh, I'm thinking of housewives. 00:16:51 Speaker 1: Maybe I thought the same thing. I thought the same thing. It was excellent. 00:16:56 Speaker 5: Recommend disappointed that I'm I'm so happy for you. 00:17:02 Speaker 1: Yes, wow, I'm happy that that happened, because about five minutes prior to Labia, we got the news that Lovers and Friends was being canceled, which you were supposed to come Jessica. Jessica calls me on the flight. We're talking about whatever we're talking about. Probably I think we were talking shit on someone. We definitely were, and she's like, I wish I would have seen the lineup before. I'm on the plane southwest by the way ready to take off, and Jessica said, I wish I would have seen the lineup because I would have for sure gone. So I'm I tell Jessica, I not only have an extra ticket to lovers and Friends, I have a room for you. 00:17:38 Speaker 3: You guys. 00:17:38 Speaker 5: This lineup was absolutely incredible everything. It was everything. Lala's like, oh my god, I have a room for you. I have an extra ticket VIP, come on down. You bet your bottom dollar. I was like, done, done, Yeah, did you know what I did? 00:17:52 Speaker 1: Right? No? 00:17:53 Speaker 3: Because tell us you guys. 00:17:54 Speaker 5: I love my sweet, sweet sweet twenty fifteen Geet Patriot a basic model, but. 00:18:01 Speaker 1: Basic model, not a not a bell or a whistle on the thing. 00:18:04 Speaker 5: Not a single beller whistle insight. I love her, but I don't trust her to bring me all the way to Vegas. I rented a car. 00:18:12 Speaker 2: Oh no, I was. 00:18:15 Speaker 3: Like, guys, I'm well because I get timing. 00:18:17 Speaker 1: Did you post about it? 00:18:19 Speaker 3: No? What do you mean post about it? 00:18:20 Speaker 2: Well? Did you? Were? You? Like? 00:18:21 Speaker 1: Guys, I just got my rint, so I was going to levers and Friends. 00:18:26 Speaker 4: I did did just turning around? 00:18:33 Speaker 5: No, you, guys, I was so. I was only thank god I run late. I was only an hour and a half outside of La So I turned around? 00:18:41 Speaker 1: You did turn around? 00:18:42 Speaker 2: I was. 00:18:42 Speaker 1: I was upset about it because we went from Coachella, which was fabulous, but I'll be honest, I didn't know not a one person in the lineup. I knew, no doubt. I knew Lona del Rey, I know of Doja Cat. Couldn't tell you what she sings or doesn't she say? 00:19:00 Speaker 3: I said said. 00:19:01 Speaker 5: What I said is that it I'd rather be No. She sings a lot, she says, will you guess me, Mom. 00:19:07 Speaker 2: I don't, I don't. 00:19:08 Speaker 1: I don't care for that song much. She's she's she's got a lot of hits. 00:19:12 Speaker 3: She's strange. 00:19:15 Speaker 1: I love a strange bitch. 00:19:16 Speaker 2: Do you like that? 00:19:16 Speaker 5: She's got a lot of hits. Also, she raps and sings beautifully. 00:19:20 Speaker 1: No, excellent. I'm not mad one bit at her for her music or as a performer. I just am not familiar. So when I say I'm not a fan, it just means that I don't know much. I could be a fan. I just don't know much. But I knew those people. Didn't know anyone else. Stagecoach knew a few people. Didn't know everybody this lineup for Lovers and Friends. I knew every single person. The next day comes when Lovers and Friends is supposed to take place. Not not a wind in sight, Not a wind in sight. 00:19:53 Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, do you think they'll reschedule that because I'm so I want to go so bad one. 00:19:57 Speaker 1: No, And you know, even though I was bummed, Yeah, I was looking at the Instagram page. There were people that had like just landed from Japan. Yeah, okay, so I'm like, I'm not going to complain about the forty five minute flight that I just took. 00:20:09 Speaker 5: Yep, people were flying from all over the place. That's really sad they wouldn't. 00:20:13 Speaker 2: Did you guys get reimbursed like tickets? How does that work? 00:20:16 Speaker 3: Who know? 00:20:16 Speaker 2: Do they? 00:20:17 Speaker 1: Producer John? I'm sure? 00:20:18 Speaker 2: Yeah. 00:20:18 Speaker 10: So basically they stated in the statement on Instagram that they'll get reimbursed within the thirty days. And this actually happened to me at when we were young two years ago, the first year. Thankfully, Lala, you had a night's notice. I was on the way to the festival when they canceled when we were young. 00:20:34 Speaker 2: Due to the world. 00:20:35 Speaker 1: But don't you think that that's actually better because you're driving there being like it's canceled because it's clearly unsafe, Like they're canceling the night before and then there's no wind. 00:20:46 Speaker 3: That's infuriating. Producer John, You it canceled when we were young. 00:20:50 Speaker 10: The day of the day of I was in It was so funny. I was going old school warped torstyle for all my punk people. Yeah, my parents were in Vegas. They were staying on the strip, so they were taking my buddies night down to the festival grounds and we got the notification that it got canceled. It was like nine to fifteen in the morning and doors were supposed to open that eleven. 00:21:08 Speaker 3: I would have cried. 00:21:09 Speaker 1: I would have cried to God. 00:21:11 Speaker 5: It's a good thing though, just in case of an emergency in Vegas. I brought my jiu jitsu bag, so I would have been fine because I would have gone to a jiu jitsu class. 00:21:18 Speaker 3: But that's I didn't make it. 00:21:20 Speaker 1: So instead, while you would have been jiu jitsuing, this is what I did. Tell us, and I would have made you skip jiu jitsu, I would have skipped to go to the drag show. Sina hosted a drag show. It was beyond fabulous. There's this woman, Fantasia Royal Gaga Gaga Goga and her boobs are probably this. 00:21:50 Speaker 3: Big big titties. We love big titties. 00:21:53 Speaker 1: And when she left when the show was over. Because she's the host, but she's also a performer and she's fabulous. She said, and remember what happens in Vegas stays in my tits bye, And I was like it does because the amount of shit that she would pull from there was wild, Like what money, money, dogs, clowns, private jetst. 00:22:22 Speaker 3: What else did you guys do? Did you just do the drive show? 00:22:24 Speaker 2: No? 00:22:25 Speaker 1: So we did the drag show. Shina had me on a jam packed day. 00:22:29 Speaker 3: As she showd Happy Birthday, Sena. 00:22:31 Speaker 1: It was a happy birthday, Shena, for sure. So we go to the drag show. Then we go to Zeke for Snoop Dogg, where I watched three women shake their fabulous asses with zero cellulite, all real, no makeup on the hottest bitches I've ever seen in my life. It was great. It was great. I rubbed my bump listening to all of his hits explosive West Coast and I rubbed. I rubbed my bump. 00:23:02 Speaker 3: Did you tour here bump and your ass at the same time? 00:23:05 Speaker 1: If I were capable of doing. 00:23:06 Speaker 3: That, I would have baby as is. And they're getting down. She's so excited. 00:23:11 Speaker 1: Maybe this is gonna have fabulous music taste. Yeah, okay. From there we went to Pop Stroke, which is a mini golf place, except it's not like mini golf where they have all of those obstructions that you have to hit through. It's almost more like putting, to be honest with like maybe little hills and then like a rock. Okay, so it's not crazy like mini golf. It was so much fun. I don't know why I did so well. It's owned by Tiger Woods. No, I fucking killed it. 00:23:42 Speaker 3: You did? Did you win? 00:23:43 Speaker 2: So? 00:23:44 Speaker 1: She and is like, you only won by one? Because this girl screamed and was wishing me luck at two holes and she jinxed me. 00:23:51 Speaker 3: Poor. 00:23:51 Speaker 1: No, I'm just kidding, poor, She jeeps me. So I had two bad holes in a row. 00:23:57 Speaker 11: Okay, two bad holes in a row? Never gon never, no, what is wrong with us? 00:24:09 Speaker 1: Oh my god? 00:24:12 Speaker 2: Yes? 00:24:12 Speaker 1: And you point yeah, and she goes you you only beat me by one? And like I told her, winning is winning. Sorry? 00:24:19 Speaker 3: Sorry, did you win any prize or money? 00:24:21 Speaker 1: No, just the experience. We went with Courtney who she and his sister, her boyfriend Justice and his dad. It was so cute, so fun. From there, we went to Absinthe, which another ten out of ten show. I've seen it three times now, but it's always different because there's like a comedy aspect where the guy pokes fun at people in the audience. And I was again dying, rolling, laughing. The weekend just was me gut laughing and cackling like a crazy person. 00:24:50 Speaker 3: That's so fun. Is Absinthe a circay sole thing or no, that's a different. 00:24:54 Speaker 1: Thing, different thing, different thing, entirely amazing. It's at Caesar's. From there we go back to the hotel. She tells me she's got a little bit more energy, so she's gonna go back to the nightclub. I said, you're out of your mind. I'm going straight to bed, which is what I did. She comes home a little tipsy, which I love drunk, Shena. We talk for a bit, go to bed, wake up. I come home to my baby and I'm thrilled to be there. So that was my weekend. 00:25:23 Speaker 3: That's exciting. 00:25:24 Speaker 5: Congratulations for another fun, exciting weekend for you. 00:25:28 Speaker 1: It was great. It was great out and about. In the one page news today, which we haven't brought to you by producer John is the end of TikTok in the United States, near President Biden signed a bill into law that will ban TikTok in the US if it's Chinese owner. Bite Dance can't or won't find a buyer within a year. TikTok earlier this year encouraged users to campaign against the bill and called measure and called the measure unconstitutional and will challenge it in court. Why what's wrong with the TikTok don't. 00:26:03 Speaker 5: Well, because it's giving Here's what I heard, you guys, This is this is not to be taken as fact. I'm just stating what I've gathered, Okay, that TikTok is allowing other countries to get in very personal information if it's on anyone's phone. So apparently someone told me if I'm in the house, same house as Kyle and we're on the same Wi Fi, and I have TikTok, but he does not use it because he's like, I don't want anyone to have access to whatever, apparently TikTok could still access our internet because yes, because he uses the same Wi Fi. Like, there's things in there that basically show they get way too much access and America doesn't want that because you know, there's just a lot of problems. 00:26:55 Speaker 3: That should I be worried about TikTok. 00:26:58 Speaker 1: Get it off my phone. I don't get too late. 00:27:03 Speaker 5: It might be banned and also banned, banned. Also, I think it's going to find a buyer within a year. 00:27:09 Speaker 1: But the guys wanting to he doesn't want to and it, says TikTok's president of Global Business Solutions, Blake Chandler. Is it Chandler or chand Lee Chanley? Okay, chand Lee. I'm want to call you Chandler, I said, I said, he said. I want you to know that we are not backing down. 00:27:33 Speaker 3: Wow, take a stance, Blake. 00:27:35 Speaker 5: I guess you could be selling this for so much money. 00:27:39 Speaker 3: Billions and billions. 00:27:40 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, billions and maybe even more. Dave and Busters to allow betting. 00:27:46 Speaker 3: Oh, David Busters, why. 00:27:49 Speaker 1: A little too excited about Wait? Why are you so excited about it? 00:27:54 Speaker 3: Do you like DNB? 00:27:55 Speaker 4: Put some money down? I can go shoot around for a minute. I feel like I'm part of the. 00:27:59 Speaker 3: Can we I I could give them all a pod trip to D and B. 00:28:02 Speaker 5: Yes, Dave and Busters, if you hear this. 00:28:04 Speaker 1: Wait, so you can bet on the games inside? David Buster? 00:28:07 Speaker 10: Yeah, so basically like you and Easton were doing the basketball game, Jess and I can bet who would win that between you two. 00:28:15 Speaker 1: Oh so it's between Wait, is this something that's gonna have to be. 00:28:19 Speaker 2: Like sports, not like on like college games on David Busters. 00:28:23 Speaker 10: You do it through the app that it's gonna come out in like July, so now the next couple of. 00:28:27 Speaker 2: Months ago, and then like all of us. 00:28:29 Speaker 4: And then if you and Lisa are playing air hockey, me and Lauren can bet on who's gonna win. And that makes it even more fun because if I bet on Lisa and she fucks me over, We're gonna have issues. 00:28:39 Speaker 5: Oh my god, I love this. I could fuck everyone up in air huckey on you. 00:28:43 Speaker 3: I love that really. Oh my god. 00:28:45 Speaker 1: The if me playing the hockey game on Mario Party is any indication of how I would be in air hockey. You would kick my ass. 00:28:55 Speaker 3: She'd be very good, We're gonna you would kill me. And then I was like, we got a game. 00:28:59 Speaker 1: No, I make points for you. You don't even need to try you. And then it comes back, Yeah, it's exactly what happened. We should go there every time I want to go. I don't know that I can bet you guys. It scares me to like win up like lose up. 00:29:12 Speaker 2: It's betting between friends. 00:29:13 Speaker 4: I'm sorry if you're that lost up that you lost fifteen bugs, will venmo you back? 00:29:17 Speaker 1: Oh that's fine. Dollars dollars, that's. 00:29:21 Speaker 3: What I do in Vegas. Give myself a maximum. 00:29:24 Speaker 2: David Busters ten to fifteen. Yeah, because also I got to pay for the game. I don't give. 00:29:29 Speaker 5: Myself a fifty dollars budget in Vegas, Easton, I do a little more than that. 00:29:33 Speaker 3: I'm not a square. 00:29:36 Speaker 2: I don't do that at all. 00:29:37 Speaker 4: I walk by the table and I'm like, twenty bugs fifteen How this going. 00:29:40 Speaker 2: By penny slots? 00:29:42 Speaker 1: Penny slots? 00:29:43 Speaker 2: Not even those? This is not even those. 00:29:45 Speaker 3: Oh good for you, DNB's bumble. 00:29:49 Speaker 2: You want me to give you a quick recap of it. 00:29:50 Speaker 10: Yeah, Basically what they did is remember how is women were supposed to make the first move. 00:29:55 Speaker 2: Yeah, they took that. 00:29:56 Speaker 10: That features no longer. But women can do is you can put an opening move on your profile, and if you match with somebody, the man can can answer that question to initiate the conversation. 00:30:06 Speaker 1: So it's still in the woman's court. 00:30:08 Speaker 2: The ball give you like approval to reach out to them first. No, no, no, no no. 00:30:13 Speaker 10: So basically what no, So it's still on the it's still normal. But if you match with so let's say like we matched and you had a prompt like what is your favorite TV show? I have the chance to answer that without you actually message you me first, so I can message you first instead of the women messaging first, because that was the whole point of bumble was women were supposed to reach out first and make the first initial contact. But in the article they said women said it became too much work and too much of a burden. 00:30:39 Speaker 2: So that now you know how men feel. Huh yeah, so too much of a burden. 00:30:43 Speaker 1: This is the second podcast in a row that you're fucking with equality. 00:30:47 Speaker 5: Sexist, sexist, massagical. 00:30:50 Speaker 4: Oh now you just know you guys are like, wow, reaching out to men is really terrible. 00:30:55 Speaker 5: No, I kind of okay. But here's my question. It's like, are we so men can answer the prompt? Then are we can I still ignore him? Like I don't want to talk to this man who just answered my prompt? 00:31:06 Speaker 2: Yes? 00:31:07 Speaker 1: Oh well great, so we still get to control control the narrative about control ladies. 00:31:13 Speaker 2: But you might like the answer to your question, and yeah, funny right. 00:31:17 Speaker 1: So I mean it's still very much driven by the woman, yes, and but they're allowing you to make the first move. But it's not going to be awkward because like four different men could answer, and you could be like, I like John's the best, but. 00:31:33 Speaker 2: I'm still not going to reach out to John. 00:31:35 Speaker 1: Or you may reach out to John, or I have to. 00:31:38 Speaker 3: I have to say. 00:31:39 Speaker 5: Sometimes if I was on Bumble and I matched with a guy or made the first move and I didn't hear anything back, my ego might be a little dinged. 00:31:46 Speaker 1: So I kind of like this, But don't they You have to match up before you can reach out. Yes, so they would have to mess It's not like it's not like going to a bar and shooting your shot. It's like, okay, I like, you've matched with this person. You're both in interested. 00:32:01 Speaker 2: He can answer the question. 00:32:02 Speaker 10: Oh yeah, So instead of the women reaching out first, the man can answer the question to initiate the conversation, But the women can also still reach out first with the message even when they still match if the man doesn't answer. 00:32:13 Speaker 5: The prompt, I like that, congratulations, Bumble, what a great. 00:32:17 Speaker 3: What a good growth and change. 00:32:19 Speaker 1: But what I like about it is that Bumble didn't just make this change. They were asking for feedback from the women who are using the app, and the women gave their feedback, and this is what they gathered and went in and made the change. 00:32:37 Speaker 2: Yeah. 00:32:37 Speaker 1: I was reading messages from my friend who's like on an app where it's more it's like normal, one of the normal dating apps, not run by the chick or whatever, which she ended up when I read the messages, she did end up switching over to Bumble. But it was like, how does anybody I mean, this is a dating app, this isn't the DM. And it looked the message, the messaging between the two of them, it looked like it was just dms. 00:33:05 Speaker 3: Like casual you mean, or like sexting? 00:33:08 Speaker 1: Like no, just like very like nothing there. It's like both of you are on this app to find your person and you're obviously engaging with each other, but it's boring. Yeah, this is like messaging. It looks like one of you is looking for the other one to sound like a dick or vagina peck, oh or a boot peck. 00:33:30 Speaker 2: They just they need to go to a thunder down under. 00:33:33 Speaker 1: But that's not what the app is for. It's like you're both wanting to date, and why are you communicating with each other like this, like you're on Instagram. 00:33:41 Speaker 5: Sometimes I feel like I might not be right. I've never used a dating app in my life. Sometimes I feel like it's another thing to do, Like you have an app and you just hop on, Like I see it in girlfriends and they'll just like swipe, swipe, swipe, and I'm like, we're at dinner, what are you doing? 00:33:57 Speaker 3: That's like it's just like mindless. 00:33:59 Speaker 5: You know how Instagram kind of open the app and you scroll through, it's just another like mindless thing. 00:34:04 Speaker 2: It's like a hit of dopamine. 00:34:05 Speaker 1: Oh you think that that's what it's turned into. 00:34:08 Speaker 5: Well, sometimes or specific apps, maybe I feel like Bumble you have to put a little more thought because you're the woman. 00:34:13 Speaker 3: But like other apps where. 00:34:14 Speaker 1: It's like but I feel like if men are signing up for Bumble, they're like like really really down for partnership because they are signing up and they know what the drill is on Bumble. 00:34:24 Speaker 3: Yes, I'm talking maybe more like another one. 00:34:27 Speaker 1: Others that we won't mention on the podcast Christian Mingle Oh Christian Mingle. You're definitely getting Chris. 00:34:37 Speaker 3: You don't have a husband. 00:34:38 Speaker 2: What about date? 00:34:40 Speaker 1: What j date? 00:34:41 Speaker 2: Is that Jewish? Oh? 00:34:43 Speaker 1: Is that? 00:34:43 Speaker 2: Is that the Jewish one? I don't know. They got one too. 00:34:48 Speaker 4: I don't know if it's there is farmers only farmers. 00:34:52 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's where you want to find out, if you want to find who just. 00:34:58 Speaker 1: Rat on your big green tractor? Doesn't know? I think John dear, who's keen? 00:35:09 Speaker 2: Have you seen? 00:35:10 Speaker 1: Is big and green the one? 00:35:11 Speaker 2: No, we are. 00:35:14 Speaker 3: Going back to Vegas. 00:35:15 Speaker 5: Another thing on the give them all a podcast trip Vegas to thunder Down Under. 00:35:20 Speaker 2: With a live show there. 00:35:22 Speaker 3: Oh well, a live podcast show in t Mobile. 00:35:25 Speaker 10: Arena opening for thunder Down Open for the Stars. 00:35:31 Speaker 1: Can I tell you though when we went up because we got a picture with all the dudes, and I felt like, I'm uncomfortable in the presence of men. 00:35:41 Speaker 2: Men, Yeah, men. 00:35:43 Speaker 3: Or men with their shirts off. 00:35:44 Speaker 2: No, just men, because I'm a boy, they're men. 00:35:49 Speaker 1: That's that's not true. Is you're my brother, So of course I feel comfortable. I've been with you. We used to take baths together. 00:35:57 Speaker 2: Now, you know, like. 00:35:58 Speaker 3: They stopped for five years. Everyone relaxed. 00:36:02 Speaker 1: No, when your baby when you're a little tiny tots. You guys, everyone calmed the fuck down? How many times have I dropped the as? By the way, the last podcast that we did was so good. We rarely cussed. 00:36:13 Speaker 2: We did m hm this one we turn. 00:36:17 Speaker 1: It's not you, guys, it's more mell. I'm a little sorry, little tired. 00:36:22 Speaker 2: It wasn't me cursing. 00:36:23 Speaker 1: It was if there's anywhere we can take him out, I'll just take him out if there's anywhere. 00:36:27 Speaker 3: Sometimes we curse and sometimes we don't. 00:36:29 Speaker 1: But what was I gonna say? 00:36:30 Speaker 2: Oh? 00:36:31 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was weird because then she know, was like, all stand next to you and we looked like a little couple. You and she yeah, And I immediately like my shoulders weren't stuff anymore. It's weird. 00:36:43 Speaker 3: Did you feel weird like a guy having his arm around you or something? 00:36:47 Speaker 1: I just I don't know. I think I'm just I think I just overthink everything interesting. It is interesting, But you had fun, It's no, it's definitely not. Yeah. 00:36:59 Speaker 3: We love men. 00:37:01 Speaker 1: I've come in contact with like really great men, and it's wild because I'm I. I have no interest in dating the great men. I'm giving birth so soon. 00:37:15 Speaker 3: No, it's I go for my sister's bridle shower in June. 00:37:20 Speaker 5: And she was like, oh yeah, and then you'll be flying home a couple months later when I have the baby. And I was like, Lolla and Katie are having their babies four months. That's no time, you guys. 00:37:30 Speaker 3: That's fall. That's the end of summer. There's gonna be a little baby with little feats. 00:37:36 Speaker 2: Oh. But the good thing is we get a winter the winter months with the baby. 00:37:43 Speaker 3: Fall first fall. 00:37:45 Speaker 2: Yeah, but we pretend that's winter. 00:37:47 Speaker 3: You're gonna be able to dress it up for a I know, little homekin of Swords. I know. 00:37:54 Speaker 1: I don't know what we're gonna be. It's gonna be the three of us. 00:37:58 Speaker 3: You guys should be four of you. Lease doesn't dress. 00:38:01 Speaker 1: Up, can dress up if she wants three four. 00:38:03 Speaker 5: Yeah, be something like four be like the Ninja Turtles or Spice Girls or something. 00:38:07 Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys should do something that's like a. 00:38:10 Speaker 1: Little You could be sporty Spice. I loved sporty Spices because she was always in sweats. Did you guys see that? Uh? The woman what's her name, Gypsy Rose went to sir stop it. Yeah, she went to sir my posted, okay did she fly? 00:38:28 Speaker 3: Where did she podcast? One of the gays posted a selfie with her. What one of yes, Adam and. 00:38:35 Speaker 5: Cole, the ones who got in Italy? He was she was on his flight? What he met my hero? 00:38:43 Speaker 2: So he wants to kill his mother too? It was her? 00:38:49 Speaker 3: Yeah, and he was like him and Gypsy Rose. 00:38:52 Speaker 1: What she's fully famous? 00:38:55 Speaker 2: Oh? 00:38:55 Speaker 1: Fully? 00:38:56 Speaker 5: And she was like you could tell to you could tell her vibe was very much like another and she was like like very much like another thing, like just a little headed, like moving on. 00:39:08 Speaker 1: In all fairness, she's not the one that did it. Oh, her mother, the boyfriend, the boyfriend did she sat in the other room? Is that true? 00:39:16 Speaker 2: Her boyfriend? 00:39:17 Speaker 3: Can he get jail time? 00:39:18 Speaker 1: He's still in prison? 00:39:20 Speaker 2: What? 00:39:20 Speaker 1: Yeah? She was not. Actually she was the brains behind. 00:39:26 Speaker 2: The operation, but she was too weak. 00:39:28 Speaker 1: But the court system doesn't acknowledge the brains behind the operation as the actual murderer. 00:39:36 Speaker 3: So she was in jail for a long time. 00:39:38 Speaker 1: Still, Yes, and granted she was so mentally abused by this woman that I think that's why they were like it has less to it, Like I don't think it would have happened I'm sure she went through so many psych evaluations. There's no way they didn't just say like, let's let her out. Yeah, can I tell you? Okay, I need someone to look at what kind of car Jelly Roll's daughter got. 00:40:02 Speaker 3: What kind of car? 00:40:02 Speaker 1: Because I'm seeing a headline that said, jelly Roll's daughter Bailey gets her first car at sixteen, and her choice is surprising what her heart desires. 00:40:12 Speaker 3: I hope it was something like a Prius. 00:40:14 Speaker 2: It's not. 00:40:15 Speaker 1: It's it looks like it's like a one it was maybe it looks. 00:40:20 Speaker 2: Big white GMC Sierra fifteen truck. 00:40:23 Speaker 3: What that looks like? 00:40:25 Speaker 2: No? 00:40:25 Speaker 3: Please? 00:40:27 Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought they'd have a picture of it. But here we go. 00:40:31 Speaker 5: Oh, that's not surprising if she got like a big truck like jelly Roll's daughter. 00:40:35 Speaker 1: Of course, so jelly Roll is not on social media because people were body shaming him too much, losers and then people. It's pretty true, not the biggest fan of the person at the moment, just the people, because she. 00:40:50 Speaker 2: Got like the upgraded model and let me see. 00:40:53 Speaker 1: Let me see, she's like country from Room that's badass. Easton and I were talking if I I had like wealth, where you have a fleet of cars. I don't think I would ever. 00:41:07 Speaker 5: We need to do a super Cup every time Ethan hits one of. 00:41:10 Speaker 3: His extremities on the desk. 00:41:13 Speaker 1: Please, I didn't know there's a. 00:41:17 Speaker 3: Oh my god, now that was the first one. It's usually the elbow. 00:41:32 Speaker 1: What were we talking about, Kelly? 00:41:34 Speaker 3: Roll truck? 00:41:34 Speaker 1: Your dream truck. If I were wealthy, I wouldn't have sports cars. I actually think sports cars are really lame. I've had the did you farting it? 00:41:45 Speaker 2: Straighten? 00:41:46 Speaker 1: Do your thing? Do your thing. I'm going to talk about SUVs. I would have a fleet of SUVs. Okay, okay, Like I think the president, like the cyber truck is so stupid, but I would buy one. You would, Yeah, the money i'd have, Like a Ford. Is there such thing as a Ford three f three fifty sounds big? Maybe there's such thing as a Ford f one fifty. 00:42:13 Speaker 2: Yeah, there's one fifty fifty f I think. 00:42:15 Speaker 1: There was an F three fifty three fifty one. You can then I would get that. 00:42:22 Speaker 3: That's a big papa. 00:42:24 Speaker 2: Let's see. 00:42:24 Speaker 1: I would have a big papa. 00:42:26 Speaker 3: Are you like this though, with the wheels and all, Oh yeah, you. 00:42:29 Speaker 2: Can get it. 00:42:30 Speaker 1: That maybe be a little too big. I'm thinking Ford f one fifty, big, Papa, what are you? 00:42:35 Speaker 2: Yeah? 00:42:36 Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, what are you pulling? 00:42:37 Speaker 4: With? 00:42:37 Speaker 2: Ye? Pull up? 00:42:39 Speaker 1: And I'd have one of those like giant bands. Do you remember it's not duly No, look up Ford f one fifty. I'd get one of those. 00:42:47 Speaker 2: You get just you get a Raptor I'd have. 00:42:49 Speaker 1: I'd have a Raptor fifty Raptor. 00:42:52 Speaker 2: That's what you'd get. 00:42:53 Speaker 1: That's what I get. That's what i'd get. 00:42:54 Speaker 3: See you like the square. I like the square. I think I would get a white Bronco. 00:42:59 Speaker 1: I'd have a uncle old school. 00:43:01 Speaker 2: I wouldn't have need. I want three cars. I think four four that's all I need. That's all? 00:43:06 Speaker 4: Well yeah, I mean, but you're saying four f one fifty. I want a cyber truck. 00:43:10 Speaker 1: I want the new with the wheels and the new range drover. 00:43:15 Speaker 2: Oh es for he's named Colt. 00:43:17 Speaker 4: No see Colon in Mercedes S Class rac I don't like cars and then either a truck or I like sports cars, so I get like a McLaren seven twenty. 00:43:28 Speaker 1: I'd get a Limo, a white one. Would you get a white Limo? 00:43:33 Speaker 3: Classic Limo? The Classic car one and drive around everywhere. 00:43:37 Speaker 2: Oh, you'd be the driver too. That would in that hat. 00:43:41 Speaker 5: Is that I hop in the limo ladies and gents, and nobody would want to so I'd be in there by myself all the time. 00:43:47 Speaker 2: Oh, I'd be in there with you. 00:43:48 Speaker 5: You have to have the gloves for the white bronco doesn't fit. 00:43:53 Speaker 1: Doesn't fit. No. But I'm back to jelly Rolls. So he got off social media. Now it's come out his high high end escort wife, who's very beautiful. That's how he met her. 00:44:03 Speaker 2: She's a high bad bunny. 00:44:06 Speaker 1: Bad bunny I think is a rocket. 00:44:09 Speaker 2: Bunny. 00:44:10 Speaker 1: So she's beautiful. But I think she came out saying that they're also in an open relationship, and her response to the trolls was y'all insecure. 00:44:22 Speaker 5: Oh I see her. Okay, this is jelly Roll's wife. Oh my god, they are so cute. 00:44:28 Speaker 2: Yeah. 00:44:29 Speaker 1: I love jelly Roll and I want him to open a church because I'd go to it. He should open a church in live stream on Sunday. 00:44:39 Speaker 2: His Congress speech. If you haven't seen that, go look. 00:44:41 Speaker 1: It up about fastenal Oh my god, he's incredible. Anyway, let's move on. Wow, this episode is weird. We're all over the place. 00:44:52 Speaker 2: I like it. 00:44:53 Speaker 3: You know we have another news piece. 00:44:56 Speaker 1: Oh what will you read it, Jess. 00:44:57 Speaker 5: Sorry, new California law will be and restaurants sur charges and hidden fees under yeah me. 00:45:04 Speaker 1: Either they've been hidden, they've been hidden fees. That's why you didn't know about it. 00:45:08 Speaker 5: Feeze Restaurants will no longer be able to charge service fees, and we'll instead have to fold those charges into menu prices. The attorney said. These deceptive fees, Oh this is like okay. State attorney Rob Banta said, these deceptive fees prevent us from knowing how much we will be charged at the outset. They are bad for consumers and bad for competition. They cost Americans tens of billions of dollars each year. The new law is set to go into effect into effect in July. 00:45:37 Speaker 3: Tens of billions. What are these charges? 00:45:41 Speaker 1: All of us together are really fucking wealthy. Like, if you combine everyone's net worth, we're all very, very rich. And at what point do we stick our middle finger up to the man and say, fuck this, we're not paying for shit we. 00:45:53 Speaker 3: Should and then we'll end up in jail. 00:45:55 Speaker 1: Though, I feel like they can't house all of us. 00:45:58 Speaker 3: That's so true. 00:45:59 Speaker 5: I would like to not paying taxes please, because I just paid taxes, I. 00:46:02 Speaker 4: Will say, But Family Guy does that. There's an episode of Family Guys. 00:46:05 Speaker 2: No, I know, don't want to do it. 00:46:06 Speaker 4: And then at the very end, Peter goes, how about we just all give a little bit of. 00:46:11 Speaker 2: Money and then it's just taxes again. It's like, yeah, no, it's genius. 00:46:16 Speaker 1: Family Guy breaks down like how the government started, and then they wipe it out and everything turns to shit, everything turns horrific. 00:46:25 Speaker 4: And then and he goes, how about we'll all just give a little bit of money here so we can keep this nice. 00:46:31 Speaker 2: And then we'll give a little money here, and everybody's like. 00:46:34 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, before we move on to the Age and relief. Speaking of really funny shit, if you have not watched Easton made me listen to it on the way from Palm Springs. Andrew Santino cheeseburger. Do you know, yes, Cheezburger. It's his stand up that from twenty twenty two, but it just was released on Netflix last year. It is so funny. I can't breathe. 00:47:01 Speaker 3: I have not watched it. 00:47:02 Speaker 5: You told me to watch it, and I've added it to my list because I love him. 00:47:06 Speaker 3: By the way his podcasts. 00:47:08 Speaker 5: He's on which one Bad Friends? 00:47:13 Speaker 4: He's on Bad Friends, but also and that Bobby Lee right, and then he also just has like his. 00:47:19 Speaker 2: Own I only know bad Bad Friends. Bobby is so great. 00:47:22 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so funny. 00:47:25 Speaker 5: And Bobby and Kalila used to date and aren't together anymore and are like the best of friends. 00:47:30 Speaker 2: No, I don't know what really, it's really everything that they have going. The like chemistry between all of them is so funny. 00:47:37 Speaker 1: Well that should that if the Andrew. 00:47:40 Speaker 2: Can say and get away with it. 00:47:41 Speaker 1: If you were to take what they say and insert it into our mouths, we would be canceled and not have a job, and we would have to create an underground tunnel two seconds and live in there forever. 00:47:54 Speaker 3: Oh yes, but they are comedians there it is. 00:47:57 Speaker 1: Well, so am I right? I want to finish up with my favorite topic of probably the entire year, which is Drake and Kendrick. 00:48:09 Speaker 3: Can you update us? 00:48:11 Speaker 1: He st knows everything. 00:48:12 Speaker 2: I will. Here's the thing. I am gonna get out my phone because have you been making notes? And no not really, not at. 00:48:19 Speaker 3: All producer John sent us an article. 00:48:22 Speaker 4: As well, Yeah, just for the songs because I do want to like get them correct when they were released. Because Kato talked ship on the Big Three Drake Jacole and that in the verse with. 00:48:37 Speaker 2: Who's the third well, Kay Dot, who's rapping Big Three? 00:48:41 Speaker 4: Drake, Ja Cole, Kendrick, And that's when he was saying, like, fuck the Big three, just only big me. So that's what started it. It was over a girl. From what I've over a. 00:48:51 Speaker 5: Girl, I would feel so wild if I was that girl and had the shes A. 00:48:55 Speaker 1: Isn't she an OnlyFans person? 00:48:57 Speaker 2: Ye? Who is she? 00:48:59 Speaker 1: Princess Diane or something something down there sounds like. 00:49:02 Speaker 2: But so they dropped like multiple songs. 00:49:06 Speaker 4: Drake dropped push ups and then Taylor made in like yeah. 00:49:12 Speaker 1: Which is excellent because Taylor made which you guys will care about. This part is about Taylor Swift because he's under her label, Kendrick is, so she basically gets to decide when he can release, when anyone can release new music. That's why Drake says Taylor Swift is the biggest gangster in music. 00:49:34 Speaker 3: She by the way, I didn't even know she had her own label. What's it called? 00:49:38 Speaker 4: So no, I think she's under but like it's because her album just dropped, right and he Kendrick, from what I've read, he owes her a verse right now, and he owes Maroon five averse. 00:49:50 Speaker 2: Because he's under a label and that label is telling him that's what you got to do. 00:49:54 Speaker 4: So all of those and then he I don't know if he did those verses just to get him out of the way so we could start these. 00:50:00 Speaker 2: But then he released two songs. 00:50:03 Speaker 4: One of them was like meet the Grams and the other one was John helped me out. 00:50:08 Speaker 2: What was the first one he dropped the one. 00:50:10 Speaker 1: That Kendrick, Yeah, I thought it was six sixteen in La. 00:50:14 Speaker 2: It was. 00:50:15 Speaker 10: It was Ephoria and six one six. But the funny thing about the whole Taylor Swift thing is that on six one six it was produced by Jack Ananoff, who produced The Tailors, Taylor Swift's latest album. 00:50:26 Speaker 1: And That's what I'm saying, and it's all making all the sense. I wish that I had a board here. 00:50:30 Speaker 4: With Oh, no, you need it, you need yeah, because everything like now, I'm just waiting for Kendrick's response because now everything that they've been saying, in my opinion is might be bs because Drake has a rat in his camp, not in so in his but he also has a rat in Yeah, he set a rat in Kendrick's camp, so he's feeding him false information. 00:50:56 Speaker 2: So and then this ship. 00:50:58 Speaker 1: On Drake stuff like pores his heart and soul pen to paper about all of these things he knows about Drake. And then Drake gets on He's like, and they didn't care to investigate these things. 00:51:08 Speaker 4: And then Drake yesterday released one and it's called something six. 00:51:12 Speaker 10: It's called The Heart, the Heart Part six, and in that Drake says, you got to learn the fact check things and be less impatient. 00:51:19 Speaker 4: Yeah, and I like it because it's Heart Part six and Kendrick's was Heart Part. 00:51:26 Speaker 1: Five Rights but six sixteen in La was also a big song for Drake. Like they're both doing not right. 00:51:34 Speaker 2: No, oh yeah, they're just like playing back and forth and all of that. 00:51:37 Speaker 10: And then one thing to mention is wasn't Kendrick releasing some of these songs like hours after Drake songs were coming out, So Kendrick Hardy had him. 00:51:44 Speaker 2: Ready, No, they were yes, And that's the thing. 00:51:46 Speaker 1: So like, because he had to wait a chunk of time after Drake's push ups and push up because of Taylor's album coming out and. 00:51:56 Speaker 2: All of that, like just like what he had to wait for. 00:51:59 Speaker 1: Yeah, so that now he's finally able. Kendrick is finally able to release music and he was just doing he did three back to back, so he's really been like doing his ship. But it makes me sound because it's like when you really break it down, like Kendrick is lyric and you'll even co sign on this Lyrically, he's incredible, credible, and he just spent all this time and made bangers and then Drake is, like, I love Drake. 00:52:34 Speaker 4: Last night he just he even said he goes information, he goes We almost we thought about feeding you a fake name and a. 00:52:41 Speaker 2: Fake location just so he'd rap about it. 00:52:44 Speaker 4: You can't beat Kendrick pad paper or pen to paper, You're gonna lose every time. But what Drake has over everybody is that pittiness and he just got the Bravo. 00:52:59 Speaker 1: That's why he follows to Rent. He follows Rent on Instagram. 00:53:03 Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. And like I like Cada for like the hip hop. 00:53:06 Speaker 4: I love the appreciation towards the art because a rock star, he's hip hop. 00:53:11 Speaker 2: I like hip hop, but I mean I can. 00:53:15 Speaker 4: Somebody does something like that, because that is wild to just be And like the whole five minute song he released yesterday, Drake was just like, dude, fact check. We almost gave you even more false information just because we wanted to see how deep you'd go, and then he talks at you. 00:53:29 Speaker 1: He's never by the way, Hendrake, Kendrick is going to have severe trust issues after this. 00:53:34 Speaker 3: Well, whoever was. 00:53:35 Speaker 1: In Penny, if you need to call me, we can process our traumas and our trust issues together. 00:53:43 Speaker 3: If you'd never like to be on the give them all. 00:53:47 Speaker 2: You can tell us really what it was all about. You can leave from. 00:53:50 Speaker 1: You and you only yes, Producer John one last thing on this, let's hear it. 00:53:55 Speaker 10: Can you just imagine the snake from Drake's camp, just watching Kendrick just drop these lines knowing every single thing is just absolutely Do. 00:54:02 Speaker 1: You think he's in the witness protection program? Now? 00:54:06 Speaker 2: Has to be. I guarantee he's Ontario right now. Yeah. Yeah, with a whole bunch of people around him. 00:54:12 Speaker 3: But that's so it's gotta be. 00:54:14 Speaker 5: It takes a lot for you to allow people in your camp, especially if you're like dropping like bars and stuff. So this guy was close to Kendrick and he like did this and then just. 00:54:23 Speaker 2: Dis which makes you think, how long was he in that cab? Yeah? 00:54:26 Speaker 3: How long was he there for? It's as Hendricks. 00:54:28 Speaker 4: Yeah, well, like how long did Drake have his dude in Kendricks camp? Because this is because there is a line in back to back or in h not back to back push ups and he goes, this ship's been heating up, Like this isn't new, it's been heating up. 00:54:42 Speaker 5: No, you cannot trust you can't trust anyone. 00:54:46 Speaker 10: Well, remember Jake Cole dropped the Dish track apparently in the midst of all this, And then I read that Schoolboy Q apparently advised him to get out. 00:54:55 Speaker 2: Of the beef. 00:54:56 Speaker 3: Smart Joe Smart, I love Ja Cole. 00:54:59 Speaker 1: There there is a guy in the hip hop community and I forget his name, but he was talking about all of these beefs in hip hop music, and he was talking about how it can get really scary and people's lives are put on the line, and he did say I'm super here for like a fantastic battle of the words, Like I hope that both of these dudes just like keep it to their music, keep it to the art, and I think we all feel the same way. Yes, Easton, thank you for bringing that to the Thank you producer, John the news that I really really give a shit about. To be quite honest, if we could just talk about all things. 00:55:42 Speaker 3: Kendrick and Drake h Thank you Kendrick, Thank you. 00:55:44 Speaker 1: Drake giving us good old fashioned war of words, lyrical geniuses, Chef's kiss. I hope that you they give them Lalla. It is give them Lalla podcast approved, Lama's about. Let's talk about our aches and reliefs of the week. 00:56:04 Speaker 2: Okay, who goes first? Let's go with. 00:56:06 Speaker 1: Jessica because anytime I put her last, I forget that she forgets about me. 00:56:10 Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I'm gonna start. 00:56:13 Speaker 5: With my relief because I got a couple dms from people who are at Sick New World and they were like, wait, you were in VIP. 00:56:20 Speaker 3: Because they saw my content. 00:56:22 Speaker 5: I was in VIP, you guys, and it was because I cannot say these ladies' names, but two give them all a podcast listeners. Queen's sisters DM me the night before and we're like, we heard you on the podcast. We love all three of you. I were setting you wristbands aside at Sick New World. They set aside too, sorry, producer John, and so Kyle and I grabbed him, snatched them and they said, you and Kyle have fun and VIP and so thank you girls. 00:56:53 Speaker 3: You know who you are. I love you so much. 00:56:55 Speaker 1: Did you get drunk at Sick New World? 00:56:56 Speaker 5: I did not even have one alcoholic beveraget. I had caught the all day. 00:57:01 Speaker 1: So you were tweaking? 00:57:02 Speaker 2: Oh? 00:57:02 Speaker 3: I was tweaking. Yeah, it was delicious and so thank you ladies. And my ache is, oh they have. 00:57:10 Speaker 1: To do it jujitsu. 00:57:11 Speaker 5: No, I'm gonna save that for the day that I have the. 00:57:17 Speaker 2: A you're getting get tattooed on your floor forehead. 00:57:19 Speaker 1: She's pulling a amber rose and getting a fourhead time. 00:57:22 Speaker 5: I've always been told this is a billboard size, so I should get stuff on there. 00:57:26 Speaker 3: My freaking ache. So I get. 00:57:27 Speaker 5: I get a new phone yesterday by the iPhone fifteen pro Max. 00:57:32 Speaker 1: I want the new charger. Yes, did you not know about this? 00:57:37 Speaker 3: No, for warning anyone. They don't give you a brick like a plug brick. 00:57:42 Speaker 5: They give you it's a new charger, which is like fine, whatever, it's like the android chargers with. 00:57:47 Speaker 2: The USBC and the USBC, but your. 00:57:49 Speaker 5: Your your thing doesn't fit into the plug that you plug into the wall, and they don't give you one. 00:57:55 Speaker 3: They don't give you one. 00:57:56 Speaker 4: You have to get the smart chargers like you have, like yes, at your house or like in Palm Springs where it's the USBC into the little plug. 00:58:02 Speaker 2: Yes, it's not like the big it's not like the normal us B. 00:58:06 Speaker 1: Yes, no, I've never I haven't used those in years. If you needed, like if you needed a us and she still has an older phone, I have an older phone, but it's the part that plugs into the actual phone that's different. 00:58:17 Speaker 5: Now this No, but it's the other side to you both they're both different. 00:58:21 Speaker 1: So then it wouldn't work with mine. 00:58:22 Speaker 4: Well no, but it does because what you're not understanding is one of the sides is USBC that goes. 00:58:27 Speaker 1: I'll give you a brick, I'll give you a breck. 00:58:30 Speaker 3: Hell know that, because they won't tell you that at Apple. 00:58:34 Speaker 2: So buy a brick at Apple. 00:58:35 Speaker 5: Buy a brick. No, don't buy a brick and Apple. Buy a brick on Amazon. 00:58:38 Speaker 1: They're chea for Amazon, Yeah, Easton, would you like to go next? 00:58:42 Speaker 2: Yeah? 00:58:43 Speaker 4: My ache, we all know my ache was moving again, baby, moving again. 00:58:48 Speaker 3: Moving again? Where are you moving Eastern in a new place? Don't tell us? Are you going to tell us or not? 00:58:53 Speaker 2: Oh good, I'm moving into Lauren's back house a couple of five six months. See where we're at. 00:58:59 Speaker 4: Me and my buddy we just last day is tomorrow. So we've been moving and we're almost done. 00:59:05 Speaker 2: Mentally exhausted, physically exhausted, physically exhausted. I was thinking, now I have to clean her. I just looked at her and went, oh no, I gotta do your other spot. Yeah what. 00:59:17 Speaker 3: Moving sucks, that's good for you. 00:59:19 Speaker 2: Yeah. So but my relief is, yeah. 00:59:22 Speaker 1: I still have the apartment. 00:59:23 Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have to go clean that ship up. 00:59:27 Speaker 3: What a time to be alive. 00:59:31 Speaker 2: That is constant moving and that. 00:59:33 Speaker 4: But my relief is I handled it mentally well, even though I'm mentally. 00:59:38 Speaker 1: You did, because do you attribute that to the meds. 00:59:41 Speaker 4: I attribute that to the meds, to everybody who was reached out, who gave me tools with their little things that they do to everybody. 00:59:48 Speaker 2: I know I've said it. 00:59:49 Speaker 4: I didn't reach back out, but There's a lot of things that people said to me that I took in and when I'm going through something, I'm always like, oh yeah. 00:59:56 Speaker 2: This little thing that they said is I could do that, right, So yeah, the heads. 01:00:01 Speaker 1: Do you ever think about taking the thing that you put around your dreads to smack you in the forehead? That could calm the anxiety? But peoples, I just feel like it'd really take your off of it. 01:00:12 Speaker 2: I feel like you get a headache. It's a joke. 01:00:15 Speaker 1: Don't do that. 01:00:16 Speaker 2: Okay. 01:00:17 Speaker 3: I'm so happy for you, know. 01:00:18 Speaker 4: So yeah, that was that was my I was like, damn, I feel very mentally stable for you. 01:00:27 Speaker 2: And my house is a mess. 01:00:28 Speaker 4: You should see it. They're not allowed to in because I already know that they're gonna freak out, not coming in crazy boxes everywhere, right, I have to you can't. 01:00:36 Speaker 3: Yeah the back house. 01:00:37 Speaker 2: Yeah, but I walk in there, I give it a good smile and forget it. 01:00:41 Speaker 1: Wow. 01:00:43 Speaker 4: So yeah, that's my Uh, that's my relief is that I'm mentally stable right now. 01:00:48 Speaker 1: That's a huge that We're all very proud of you for taking your mental health seriously being proactive. 01:00:58 Speaker 2: Yes, thank. 01:01:00 Speaker 1: My ache of the week is a show on Disney called Diana Ultimate mish Mash. 01:01:08 Speaker 2: Yes, I hate this show. 01:01:10 Speaker 1: I would, and I don't know if Disney cares about what I have to say. I would like you to care about what I have to say. There's certain content that you guys are putting on Disney that is making kids that are like my kid, mimic the behavior, and it's not good. 01:01:28 Speaker 3: What is the behavior? 01:01:29 Speaker 1: Diana is this girl. They're real people, and it's her and her brother. And Diana will have something in her room or in her playroom or outside, doesn't matter. The little brother will come in and take it and laugh, and she folds her arms like this and makes a face and pouts, and then he gives it back to her and she. 01:01:52 Speaker 2: Goes yay, and then they play together. 01:01:57 Speaker 1: But what's happening is when mom comes in Ocean and I tell her it's time for bed. We're not playing anymore, she folds her arms and does the whole stank face. And I just don't like some of the things that Disney's putting out there. It's teaching kids like much she'll get well. 01:02:17 Speaker 3: Right, were you guys not? 01:02:19 Speaker 5: I wasn't allowed to watch rug Rats because Angelica said stupid babies, and I would start saying stupid. 01:02:23 Speaker 1: So maybe there's a few things. Yeah, Like she's not allowed to watch that anymore. She can't watch Lelo and Stitch because Leela stitches a nightmare. But Lelo talks to her sister disrespectfully and says you're weird and slams the door. And my daughter is a little character. She watches something and she mimics the behavior. So Disney is just be more mindful about what you're I understand that there has to be conflict sometimes, but kids that are younger impressionable, Like I literally don't even know what to show my kid. 01:02:59 Speaker 5: Why couldn't she just why don't she have to be cranky? Why couldn't she just go like like, why she. 01:03:05 Speaker 1: Have to How about we use our words? We always teach our kids use your words. Why can't she say that was mean? Can you please ask me? 01:03:12 Speaker 3: Yeah? 01:03:13 Speaker 1: Or there is an idea we can share, let's share. No, So now it's like Bluey's on the TV. 01:03:20 Speaker 2: All these things. Yes, the one that I love that she likes is jungle Book. 01:03:26 Speaker 1: I love Jungle loves Jungle Book. I've also started playing for her the things that g national geographic is making with Disney like about the tigers and how they created a freeway in India for tigers to go underneath. They like built their it's freeways up So I thought you were talking. 01:03:47 Speaker 3: About the natural grass bridge that goes over. 01:03:50 Speaker 1: That's sick, But this one was tiger. They were trying to teach people and tigers how to co exist together. There were a lot of tiger killing over this road that they had to cross from one side of the forest to the other. So they decided to demolish it, build the road. It's not a freeway, build the road upward, and now the tigers cross underneath. It's very cute. That's beautiful because you know what they were here first. So yeah, right, so we shouldn't be it. Yeah, don't get me started on people. They also painted eyes on the backs of their cows so that the tigers would feel like they were being washed and not eating them, and it saved like a lot of their cattle. 01:04:30 Speaker 2: I love. 01:04:31 Speaker 1: Yeah, Ocean got a kick out of that because they painted the eyes like they're painting they're bombs. Mom, My relief is ocean today. She went and got a shot. We tried to distract her by saying we were going to the park and she had on a beautiful princess dus and I said, before we go to the park, we got to go home so that we can change you. And she said, I don't want to change, mama, And I said, we can't wear that to the park. It's so pretty. And she said, but if I wed a the park, all the people are gonna look at me and say, who is that beautiful girl in that beautiful dress? Is that ocean? And I looked at my mom and I was like, that is so cute. 01:05:11 Speaker 3: It's true. Wear the dress to the park. 01:05:12 Speaker 1: Wear the freaking dress. 01:05:14 Speaker 2: I don't care. 01:05:15 Speaker 1: The last time she wore a really long dress, though, and I allowed her to wear her princess shoes. She almost ate shit about forty times every time she tried to crawl on something. I was like, never again, never again. So that was a highlight of my week. Anyway, you guys are awesome. I hope that you enjoyed this very up and down and all over the place episode of the Give Them Laala podcast. Remember to catch the bonus episodes every Monday. Video and audio drops same day. Regular episodes of Give Them Lalla drop every Wednesday at nine am, and you can find the videos on YouTube every Friday at nine am Pacific time. 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