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<v Speaker 2>for this fucking thing. So if there's any anyone that
<v Speaker 2>not want to be spoiled, obviously you probably should have
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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's paber it generated voice Jim Ross. If you're avoiding spoilers,
<v Speaker 2>skip ahead to twenty four minutes and fifty ad seconds.
<v Speaker 2>It's funny how this movie starts, because I swear, James,
<v Speaker 2>we like, I just was asking you about this, like
<v Speaker 2>it couldn't have been a month ago. Why, like cause
<v Speaker 2>I you know, I it's just I just know it's
<v Speaker 2>a thing where like you don't kill kids in movies,
<v Speaker 2>but I didn't. I was like why, and You're like, oh, well,
<v Speaker 2>you know, people are fucking crazy, so probably probably people
<v Speaker 2>don't want that repeated. So I was like, oh, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that's probably makes sense. Dude. The first scene of this
<v Speaker 2>fucking movies, he fucking kills a kid.
<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, so like a like a big thing, like
<v Speaker 1>if this came out, you know, twenty years ago or something,
<v Speaker 1>right like this won't even hit the fucking theater, no
<v Speaker 1>amount of like it would have been NC seventeen or
<v Speaker 1>X rated. Like there's like things, you know, you know,
<v Speaker 1>you can't like blatant face kill an animal on screen,
<v Speaker 1>Like there's like laws or I don't know, I can't remember,
<v Speaker 1>I there'slaws against.
<v Speaker 2>Or something, but there's something like something like that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, with something like kids too, any kid that dies
<v Speaker 1>like gets killed on screen or whatever's instant in seventeen now,
<v Speaker 1>you're not on any screens like but like this one,
<v Speaker 1>this one's this whole thing's different, right, Like yeah, they
<v Speaker 1>they didn't launch on a ton of screens for this
<v Speaker 1>movie or anything, but like obviously it did well, and
<v Speaker 1>like word of mouth and internet so big now and
<v Speaker 1>things of that nature, like yeah, he just very first
<v Speaker 1>scene just off rip, just just members a kid.
<v Speaker 2>Dude beats this kid this shit. I mean, you don't
<v Speaker 2>see it, but it's like super implied and then they
<v Speaker 2>show his guts and shiit. After I did see people
<v Speaker 2>saying that that scene was crazier than the bedroom scene
<v Speaker 2>in two, which I don't agree with.
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry the kid being discovered.
<v Speaker 2>Just to like him killing that whole family.
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I don't think so. Well, crazier in what sense,
<v Speaker 3>like the like it was just like.
<v Speaker 2>Violence, Like it's more than the bedroom scene. The bedroom
<v Speaker 2>scene is fucked up into like that. It's like a
<v Speaker 2>life changing scene for me.
<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe I'm two like balls deep into stuff like that,
<v Speaker 1>where like I think the bedroom scene was awesome because
<v Speaker 1>it was incredibly practical, like everything they did, Like see
<v Speaker 1>I've seen the behind the scenes of how they put
<v Speaker 1>that together and how long it took him and how
<v Speaker 1>god they say it wasn't Like I have such an
<v Speaker 1>appreciation for that scene. And not only that, but before
<v Speaker 1>I even knew any of that, like it was just
<v Speaker 1>an awesome scene. You know, it's like, Wow, he's like
<v Speaker 1>really taking his time here with this, Like what an
<v Speaker 1>evil son of a bitch? I mean yeah, I mean
<v Speaker 1>already knew that for the first movie where he cut
<v Speaker 1>that girl down the middle in her pussy, he was
<v Speaker 1>a human then, you know, he wasn't even like yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he was just a regular dude, Like can you even imagine,
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, like a regular dude cutting someone down
<v Speaker 1>the middle pussy style, like just nuts to think about, right,
<v Speaker 1>you know, no hesitation to shoots himself in the head
<v Speaker 1>to the head, okay, Jesus Christ, dude that man.
<v Speaker 2>Now. So the the scene where they fucking just take
<v Speaker 2>a nap for five years. I think it was done
<v Speaker 2>because Jonathan like aged crazy from two so they needed
<v Speaker 2>a reason to say it was like that was how
<v Speaker 2>they came up with, like going five years into the future.
<v Speaker 1>Sure, yeah, you hip puberty, Yeah yeah, but like that
<v Speaker 1>is funny as ship.
<v Speaker 2>That's what all killers do. They just jill sit down in.
<v Speaker 1>It's like, we gotta wait till that get his puberty.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna just mrk this ship out of him. Yeah no,
<v Speaker 1>I guess Yeah, Like that scene was unbelievable.
<v Speaker 2>I don't holy fun when they come out of the
<v Speaker 2>fucking you know, hibernation or what the Yeah, that is
<v Speaker 2>fucking gnarly ripped dude's skull open. She's getting off with
<v Speaker 2>a piece of glass.
<v Speaker 5>So disgusting.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I will say though, for all that, I mean
<v Speaker 2>the ending, I don't I don't know how long that
<v Speaker 2>ending sequence is in the house where they're fucking taped
<v Speaker 2>up or whatever. It felt like a half hour. But
<v Speaker 2>I was like, wow, this is like the coolest shit ever.
<v Speaker 2>I love this ending. I mean this is awesome, Like
<v Speaker 2>this was well worth all of the Hey, where the
<v Speaker 2>fuck are we going? Like yes, now that part maybe
<v Speaker 2>could have been fleshed out a little more and so
<v Speaker 2>it didn't have to be all jam packed into this
<v Speaker 2>last ending sequence. But it felt Dad getting killed or nothing,
<v Speaker 2>or Jonathan who may not be dead.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's definitely not dead.
<v Speaker 2>Dad definitely dead though he shot off on the tree.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's fucked the long way. And the other girl
<v Speaker 1>got the rats in her throat was disgusting.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, yeah, like that, I mean like that
<v Speaker 2>might have been the worst kill for me, the fucking
<v Speaker 2>rats in the throat thing, which is crazy with how
<v Speaker 2>many jawns there were in this.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if we're talking about specifically this movie, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>the rat one for sure. I will say the chainsaw
<v Speaker 1>the butt cheeks was pretty good, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, ch saw first of all, slice his legs
<v Speaker 2>so his ship breaks when he walks.
<v Speaker 5>That's stands up in his legs steps.
<v Speaker 2>Love that ship. Yeah, that's awesome. Then chainsaw up his ass. Oh,
<v Speaker 2>oh fuck.
<v Speaker 5>Leg broke and he's laying on his stomach dove, so you.
<v Speaker 2>Know, yeah, he's fucked Tony. His legs broke. He goes back,
<v Speaker 2>chainsaw to her titties and then annihilates her too. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>chainsaws her tits off, which is crazy, and then chainsaw
<v Speaker 2>up dude's s rolls him over, floppy cock chopped.
<v Speaker 5>Off like everything like you see it all just shoot
<v Speaker 5>a little cock, just get chopped off.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Man, and this is in snow Angel in the Blood.
<v Speaker 2>I said, Wow, this is fucking gnarly. But yeah, somehow,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why it was, but the yeah, the
<v Speaker 2>reverse let me wait.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I looked at I looked at him in the
<v Speaker 1>theater and I was like, oh, it's like the Wiki
<v Speaker 1>League episode.
<v Speaker 3>It's like people besides the Wiki League.
<v Speaker 2>That's insane.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, like, uh, I like what he did.
<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed the movie quite a bit. Actually, I thought
<v Speaker 1>the bar scene with the Stanta where he pissed on
<v Speaker 1>his leg was shoots him and fucking just shoots that
<v Speaker 1>guy in the head. Hey, what the fuck, dude, dude? Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean liquid nitrogen fire extinguishers gotta be like.
<v Speaker 2>Weapon. That's some dead Rising Ship. That's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think I think like as we get deeper
<v Speaker 1>into these movies, I'm gonna guess four, we're going to hell.
<v Speaker 2>You have to be it's I mean, I imagine that
<v Speaker 2>with fucking the girl and shit like that. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I'm guessing they're going to hell.
<v Speaker 1>So like, as we get deep in the movies, it's
<v Speaker 1>gonna it's gonna become that effect where we're gonna have
<v Speaker 1>a harder time like creating kills that are because people
<v Speaker 1>are just gonna compare the kills for the movies.
<v Speaker 2>Right, that's true. Yeah, so like that's where I was. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so like it's I every time I see one
<v Speaker 1>where I'm like, it's just like a whatever kill, Like, oh,
<v Speaker 1>this didn't really have it to do anything with the lore,
<v Speaker 1>the plot or whatever at this point, this deep into
<v Speaker 1>the Triller or you know, Saga movies. Sure, God, they
<v Speaker 1>probably should have saved that one that I think. That's
<v Speaker 1>how I felt about like the opening one with the
<v Speaker 1>kid just getting straight up dismembered. I said, Wow, if
<v Speaker 1>they would have opened like terrifier for like with the
<v Speaker 1>like a kid just being dismembered like that, like killing
<v Speaker 1>a kid Killing kids with an i e. D. In
<v Speaker 1>the mall is one thing. Killing a child and dismembering
<v Speaker 1>them in the room is like a whole other thing.
<v Speaker 2>You know, that is fucking But I will say, by
<v Speaker 2>the way, we didn't mention the mall one. The mall one.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's the funniest thing I ever seen. Man
<v Speaker 2>Ude flew up a fucking ton of kids with gifts
<v Speaker 2>and then Tom fucking Sabini.
<v Speaker 1>Tom Sabini, local news man. Yeah he's up there, man,
<v Speaker 1>it was fucking bombing here. Was crazy. Yeah, it's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>The most nineteen nineties ass like moment in that movie
<v Speaker 1>was first sitting at the fucking table or whatever, and
<v Speaker 1>the dash is sitting there like hand on his head.
<v Speaker 1>I never believe what just I just saw this on
<v Speaker 1>the local news.
<v Speaker 3>There was a bomb at the mall.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, holy shit, this nineteen nineties segment right here, amid. Yeah. No,
<v Speaker 1>it was a great film scene too, because like you're
<v Speaker 1>sitting there, You're looking all these toys and like, which
<v Speaker 1>one of these toys is fucked up? Like there's gotta
<v Speaker 1>be one of these toys.
<v Speaker 3>They kept showing different when to blow up.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what made it like such a funny fucking
<v Speaker 1>scene because it was like, okay, maybe that that.
<v Speaker 3>One has razor blades in it.
<v Speaker 2>Or okay, yes, starts like something's gonna it's a dismembered head.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>It showed like a you know, football, and then it
<v Speaker 1>showed a doll and I was like, you know, there's
<v Speaker 1>a couple of things I was going in my head
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, they already did. They did the
<v Speaker 1>gun thing, so that was the first thing. I was like,
<v Speaker 1>the kids are gonna get a bunch of toys and
<v Speaker 1>then he's just gonna take out a Tommy gun and
<v Speaker 1>shoot all the kids here. That was my first thought
<v Speaker 1>was like, completely take you off what you thought was
<v Speaker 1>gonna happen. But even the funniest thing ever that could
<v Speaker 1>have happened there was everyone gets all these toys and
<v Speaker 1>everyone's super super happy, and then like we're about to
<v Speaker 1>cut away and then a bomb blows up. Yeah, so yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, I mean, great fucking scene. I mean
<v Speaker 1>great see yeah, Tom Sabini fucking be there, killer clowns,
<v Speaker 1>Tom Sabini.
<v Speaker 2>Play yeah man, fun time though, man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I enjoyed the movie a lot. Man, I had
<v Speaker 1>a good time. Yeah, there's a lot of.
<v Speaker 2>What the word is, but they're there's a lot of
<v Speaker 2>in movie discourse about podcasting. Because I almost walked out
<v Speaker 2>on him maybe saying.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah, they're like, oh, what are you shitty podcasters?
<v Speaker 3>You guys aren't human?
<v Speaker 1>Hey, fuck you man.
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna say, hey, I'm gonna let art the conn
<v Speaker 3>and leave the clip here in.
<v Speaker 2>A minute.
<v Speaker 1>Through the mail to you buddy.
<v Speaker 2>Before before we got there, because there was you know,
<v Speaker 2>everyone's talking about how people were walking out of the movie. Immediately,
<v Speaker 2>James had an idea of us, like before the movie
<v Speaker 2>starts flipping out and leaving.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what if we just yeah, what if
<v Speaker 1>we just like he arn't the clowns like Santa or something.
<v Speaker 1>He has a thing and he kills the first person.
<v Speaker 3>We just go, what the fuck is this tourney?
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck did you bring us to just walking
<v Speaker 1>out of the movie.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that would.
<v Speaker 5>Have been just mentioned Jerko this movie a kid that
<v Speaker 5>was pretty funny.
<v Speaker 1>Again, it looks like Chris Jericho was cutting a premo
<v Speaker 1>on the way to the room. That show was funniest ship.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, he definitely had Jericho promocated.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, absolutely, Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was That was cool, good fucking time. Though
<v Speaker 2>I enjoy those movies.
<v Speaker 1>I'm super excited for the fourth one. I'm I'm begging,
<v Speaker 1>I'm begging to learn more. Like I just am so
<v Speaker 1>obsessed with this lore right now, and I'm like, as
<v Speaker 1>long as they like even just deliver a little bit,
<v Speaker 1>because I think they're only making one or two more movies.
<v Speaker 1>They'll probably go to hell, they'll probably get rescued, and
<v Speaker 1>then we'll have the fifth one and then it'll be over.
<v Speaker 2>It's gotta be super lore heavy, Like there's no way
<v Speaker 2>it's not. They gotta dump it's where it is.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, just dump it and then go to Like
<v Speaker 1>Five's just gotta be like the biggest fight ever. Like
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what kind of fucking fight you're
<v Speaker 1>gonna do. It's gonna be like fucking what the abingers
<v Speaker 1>or something. It's gonna be starting these demons he probably
<v Speaker 1>gets from the next movie, and this is gonna be
<v Speaker 1>an all out flash. Yeah, I imagine it's a pretty
<v Speaker 1>big fight.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, we watched that. That was fucking awesome. And
<v Speaker 2>then Sunday is good old DP dub first time running
<v Speaker 2>the Grady Cole Center, A first arena show, and I
<v Speaker 2>was nervous. I'll be honest, like I didn't get a
<v Speaker 2>lot of sleep. I was super nervous. I mean, I'm
<v Speaker 2>typically I got them on edge for a little of
<v Speaker 2>this like stuff that we do just because it's always
<v Speaker 2>you never know what you're walking into. But usually when
<v Speaker 2>it's a building that we know and kind of the
<v Speaker 2>same kind of shit, it's like, Okay, this isn't I
<v Speaker 2>know what to do here. But for this building, we've
<v Speaker 2>been We've been dealing with the venue for.
<v Speaker 3>Months like, yeah, you're right, it was that long ago.
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't. Yeah, and it's been a fucking complete pain
<v Speaker 2>in the ass since. I mean, the fucking venue is
<v Speaker 2>awesome though, what a super cool place.
<v Speaker 5>It was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it's like the perfect wrestling venue, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Locker rooms are plenty. The locker rooms have a bathroom.
<v Speaker 2>I mean that's like unheard of, Like.
<v Speaker 5>You're actual locker room too with lockers.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was awesome. Not a bad seat in the house.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, the balcony is sweet. Everyone, I mean, this
<v Speaker 2>is this is fucking cool ass place. What happens just
<v Speaker 2>before the show starts was like, uh wow, this is
<v Speaker 2>the worst thing ever. So we're opening doors and that.
<v Speaker 5>Was such a pain in the.
<v Speaker 2>As it gets to about five forty five, show sparts
<v Speaker 2>supposed to start at six, and I don't know how
<v Speaker 2>this was. I guess people just started asking James or
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember exactly how this came to be, but
<v Speaker 2>we quickly found out that, uh, everyone finding seats was
<v Speaker 2>having a hard time doing so because why well we
<v Speaker 2>I mean like nothing was marked, Like the building didn't
<v Speaker 2>fucking mark anything.
<v Speaker 1>Well, someone came up to me, a guy that goes
<v Speaker 1>to a lot of our shows, and I love it.
<v Speaker 1>I always talked to him, yeah, and he was like,
<v Speaker 1>just so you know, they are telling people at the
<v Speaker 1>door that you can sit wherever you want.
<v Speaker 2>And I go, oh my god.
<v Speaker 1>They were telling they like they told you at the door,
<v Speaker 1>like sit wherever you And he was like, yeah, it's
<v Speaker 1>like I know where my seat is, so I'm gonna
<v Speaker 1>go sit there. But just so you know, they're telling
<v Speaker 1>people the doors. And then I see I look to
<v Speaker 1>my right after I finished talking to him, and I
<v Speaker 1>see a lot of people wondering around and I go, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>oh no, and uh someone comes up to me and
<v Speaker 1>they say, hey, where am I sitting And that's where
<v Speaker 1>my brain just went, wow, we are fucked, and not
<v Speaker 1>only and that was before we had even said anything.
<v Speaker 1>So like my brain says, Okay, we're fucked, and that
<v Speaker 1>is before we even know how fucked we really was.
<v Speaker 2>It's the worst actually, like maybe couldn't have been worse
<v Speaker 2>than it was. How bad this was because James has
<v Speaker 2>the foresight of like, okay, I need to announce that, Hey,
<v Speaker 2>if anyone needs to help get them, come to us
<v Speaker 2>and we'll fucking fix it. So he makes the announcement
<v Speaker 2>and like, I mean, it had to be one hundred people.
<v Speaker 3>I mean at least at least people.
<v Speaker 2>If not more, like and like James is like has
<v Speaker 2>it on its phone, and like I'm trying to grab
<v Speaker 2>chairs for people to like just you know, set stuff
<v Speaker 2>up differently because the thing is fucked. Like event Bright's
<v Speaker 2>way of doing assigned seating is like the most fucked
<v Speaker 2>up thing I've ever seen. I don't actually still understand
<v Speaker 2>how it worked.
<v Speaker 5>It was crazy because like people's tickets didn't. It just
<v Speaker 5>said like see seat two and three or whatever, And
<v Speaker 5>I was like and then I tried to like pull
<v Speaker 5>up a map on a vent right, And it was
<v Speaker 5>like if possible to find a map of the seating chart,
<v Speaker 5>like for anybody that and people that had their tickets
<v Speaker 5>like electronically were like, yeah, here's my ticket. I can't
<v Speaker 5>like find a map or anything in my seat.
<v Speaker 2>So some of them were numbered rows, some of them
<v Speaker 2>were lettered rows, some of them were numbered sections, some
<v Speaker 2>of them letter section. I said, what the fuck am
<v Speaker 2>I looking at?
<v Speaker 1>So we didn't label any of the seating in the building, right,
<v Speaker 1>poor foresight on our Yeah, of course event right's way
<v Speaker 1>of doing the seating like default seating, Like we didn't
<v Speaker 1>look too much into like, you know, setting it up
<v Speaker 1>great because we usually don't do it seating like that.
<v Speaker 1>And again, yeah, you know that wasn't great. So it
<v Speaker 1>was like a poor planning meets worst case scenario.
<v Speaker 2>I think, our how could this not be section one, two, three, four,
<v Speaker 2>and then seats one to twenty and like right, because.
<v Speaker 1>You walk in the building and like it looks exactly
<v Speaker 1>like it does on the seating chart. Right, It's like
<v Speaker 1>literally there's only one way to walk into the building,
<v Speaker 1>and like you walk in exactly.
<v Speaker 2>I look at the seating chart.
<v Speaker 1>What I didn't like, I said, poor planning meets the
<v Speaker 1>worst case scenario. I didn't even think that people would
<v Speaker 1>just buy random floor seats, like they were buying just
<v Speaker 1>random floor seats and then not looking at it. And
<v Speaker 1>then also they were buying seats thinking they were beside
<v Speaker 1>each other, but they weren't.
<v Speaker 5>They were in front of mind, behind, front, behind.
<v Speaker 2>Which I also don't really understand. And I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if that was their fault or right's fault.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I actually don't know either.
<v Speaker 2>And they could have just been doing like yeah, I
<v Speaker 2>also don't We're never doing that again, so I mean whatever,
<v Speaker 2>But like I it could have been like you know
<v Speaker 2>when you go to like say ticket Master, when you
<v Speaker 2>say I want two tickets and they just give you
<v Speaker 2>two tickets, but like event gave them the wrong fucking tickets.
<v Speaker 5>Oh, they might have been like best seats possible and as.
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, and it was like these are the best
<v Speaker 2>seats possible, and you're sitting behind your friend.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, okay, So I'm like I could access the
<v Speaker 1>seating chart, I figure how to do it.
<v Speaker 5>I could not find that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, it was difficult. I had to go through
<v Speaker 1>my show.
<v Speaker 5>Through the layers of the layers of trying to find this.
<v Speaker 5>I still never I only found it because someone showed
<v Speaker 5>me a screenshot of their phone.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I ended up finding it.
<v Speaker 1>So I made the announcement like, hey, if you need help,
<v Speaker 1>come over to the stage to get help seating or whatever.
<v Speaker 1>This was, Like I said, there was that moment where
<v Speaker 1>we were like, Wow, we're fucked here, right.
<v Speaker 2>Because we are like six o'clock.
<v Speaker 1>It's yeah, we're we're about like shows should be starting
<v Speaker 1>here in a minute.
<v Speaker 3>And then as I made.
<v Speaker 1>The announcement and I watched at the very bare minimum
<v Speaker 1>one hundred people line up to talk to me about
<v Speaker 1>where to sit, I I just like lockt The hope
<v Speaker 1>in my eyes dimmed as I said, Wow, we are
<v Speaker 1>never want to finish this.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know I can imagine, Like I know how
<v Speaker 2>you felt during it, but I will tell you, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>you handled it fucking fantastically. You are super locked in,
<v Speaker 2>like you didn't panic at all.
<v Speaker 5>Taking that announcement. It was definitely key to like the
<v Speaker 5>success of getting people.
<v Speaker 2>To see dude, like, I know you felt panicked, but
<v Speaker 2>like you were as cool as could be, like, and
<v Speaker 2>I think that made it a lot easier.
<v Speaker 1>The worst case scenario was like people are like irate
<v Speaker 1>about like the seating thing they see they weren't. There
<v Speaker 1>was a couple of people that were like pretty fucking
<v Speaker 1>not happy, but like we did whatever we could to
<v Speaker 1>make make it up to yeah.
<v Speaker 5>Oh just say, I feel like you and Johnny like helping,
<v Speaker 5>like being in the front like showed a lot, like hey,
<v Speaker 5>these guys are just like trying to figure this out,
<v Speaker 5>you know, like instead of like somebody else doing it,
<v Speaker 5>it was like just you guys, like, hey, we're gonna
<v Speaker 5>find your seat. So like that went a long way.
<v Speaker 2>I think James did way more because James had the
<v Speaker 2>fucking thing and he handled way more people the people
<v Speaker 2>that I tried to. I mean, there was a couple
<v Speaker 2>pople that were fucking annoyed, but I think they were
<v Speaker 2>fine after they realized I wasn't being an assault in them.
<v Speaker 2>And I think that's probably how people felt about James
<v Speaker 2>doing it too, Like we weren't like we felt bad
<v Speaker 2>and I I.
<v Speaker 3>Want you to sit where you want to sit, like.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, and uh, anyone that had an issue we
<v Speaker 2>apologize for that. Yeah sucked.
<v Speaker 5>I guess we assumed like more like like an airplane seat,
<v Speaker 5>you know where you're sitting, Like I already know before
<v Speaker 5>I got on an airplane.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, I don't even really look like I just know.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>I assumed it was like the same thing. Oh, you
<v Speaker 5>just come in, you'll kind of know where it's it
<v Speaker 5>so it won't be a big issue.
<v Speaker 6>Bade Sorry, Yeah, like you know, I was stupid and like, yeah,
<v Speaker 6>like it was such a stupid mistake that like I
<v Speaker 6>kind of compounded and it was like six twenty or
<v Speaker 6>something and We're still getting people to seats, and I'm like,
<v Speaker 6>there's like a point, like we're past six, which was
<v Speaker 6>supposed to be bell time, and I'm still seeing a
<v Speaker 6>ton of people, and I was like, wow, I think
<v Speaker 6>we might accidentally fucked this whole thing up.
<v Speaker 3>Like there was like a point where I was.
<v Speaker 1>Like, I think we fucked this whole thing up.
<v Speaker 2>So I and I turned to the right and I go.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, how's it going good to see Thank you for coming.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't think it was ever gonna end for real.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah no I didn't either. I was.
<v Speaker 2>I will say shout out to uh fucking Caprice Coleman, Veda,
<v Speaker 2>Scott and Rich BOLKINI for fucking jumping into help too.
<v Speaker 2>Because they were They didn't have to do that and
<v Speaker 2>they did.
<v Speaker 3>That meant a lot to me.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was like, really fucking big. That's our commentary team.
<v Speaker 2>They're the fucking best and they they didn't even blink twice.
<v Speaker 2>They said, hey, how can we fucking help this? Uh
<v Speaker 2>and they fucking did and that was super fucking awesome
<v Speaker 2>to them. Much much respect to them. Three.
<v Speaker 1>I mean that was awesome and uh yeah, that was
<v Speaker 1>the bar none in the three years who've been running.
<v Speaker 1>The scariest moment period I think.
<v Speaker 2>Ever, it was fucking horrifying, and thank you to everyone
<v Speaker 2>that was fucking that was that just stuck there with
<v Speaker 2>us and I hope you still had a great time.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, thank god the show was awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Imagine everyone got everything worked out.
<v Speaker 2>What if the show sucked as oh my god, well I.
<v Speaker 3>Don't even matter where I went. This show fucking sucked.
<v Speaker 2>Ship Man.
<v Speaker 5>Not only did they but they were a loudy and
<v Speaker 5>ready and ready for wrestling. So that was curious.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I will I gotta I don't, you know, I don't.
<v Speaker 2>I imagine not everyone wears from Charlotte, but I will
<v Speaker 2>just say Charlotte. This Charlotte crowd. I mean the show
<v Speaker 2>that we had lined up here, uh needed a crowd
<v Speaker 2>like you. I mean like that was fucking magical, man.
<v Speaker 2>I mean like they were into everything. We didn't even
<v Speaker 2>do an intermission and they were there for fucking everything, man.
<v Speaker 2>And I was like wow, like being able to walk
<v Speaker 2>around and still hear a buzz the whole night. I
<v Speaker 2>was because I was running around doing it fucking bullshit
<v Speaker 2>and like just hearing like like the reaction and stuff.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, this is like the fucking best crowd
<v Speaker 2>of all time.
<v Speaker 1>This is That's what I was thinking too. Like as
<v Speaker 1>the show is going, I was like, wow, man, this
<v Speaker 1>is like special.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, I was like, this is fucking so Charlotte.
<v Speaker 2>Thanks and you know, if you came to Charlotte or
<v Speaker 2>from Charlotte, thank you for showing out for this fucking show.
<v Speaker 2>Because we put a lot of uh, sweat and blood
<v Speaker 2>and tears into this goddamn card, and so did the
<v Speaker 2>talent and they I mean building this for a minute, dude. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>And every single person that came back was like Wow,
<v Speaker 2>that crowd was fucking sick.
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, yeah, I know, everyone was like
<v Speaker 1>super fired up to work. They were like after the
<v Speaker 1>first match, like they went out just for the entrance
<v Speaker 1>and like you could see everybody's face, like just smiles
<v Speaker 1>on everybody's faces, like they were just excited to go
<v Speaker 1>out there and work that night. They were like, Oh,
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it was. It was fucking sweet. Man. The
<v Speaker 2>show was awesome. Man, I mean, what a what a
<v Speaker 2>goddamn show, What a goddamn show. I won't talk about
<v Speaker 2>every man, please go watch it. I mean begging you
<v Speaker 2>to go watch it. This sh like, this show is sick,
<v Speaker 2>I will say. Man, Speedball, Mike Bailey and Lebronco Zone,
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 3>I mean just strictly and like unbelievably unbelievable.
<v Speaker 2>What what the fuck? I mean, like, what the actual
<v Speaker 2>fuck that was? Like we knew it was gonna be good,
<v Speaker 2>but like that was that. That's the main event anywhere.
<v Speaker 2>That match, Yeah, it was unreal. They had the locker
<v Speaker 2>room jumping like it was right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was.
<v Speaker 5>I knew before the show started when Coon goes, yeah,
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna have the best match of the night, and
<v Speaker 5>I said, let's go. I'm fucking ready for this, Let's go.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, truly unbelievable. I mean every match has something to
<v Speaker 2>talk about. I mean from the beginning sixth Man to the.
<v Speaker 5>God they were ready for it right at the beginning
<v Speaker 5>to do the crowd was Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I mean I funk with Thomas Shire Heavy Thomas and
<v Speaker 1>the one called Manidding. Yeah, that's the coolest team ever.
<v Speaker 2>My two favorite cowboys. And then Cowboy BK Westbrook and
<v Speaker 2>Edge of Ever.
<v Speaker 1>K Westbrook getting a standing baby face ovation was unbe it.
<v Speaker 1>I love to see it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, everything on the show was fucking awesome, man,
<v Speaker 2>And uh, I mean that main event is uh is
<v Speaker 2>what we wanted?
<v Speaker 1>That's oh my god, Yeah, I mean what that felt like?
<v Speaker 1>Uh that that like miant something.
<v Speaker 3>Man, I don't know, Like that ship was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>I Uh I didn't cry, but I got I was like, oh.
<v Speaker 1>No, this is like real ship Like this was This
<v Speaker 1>was like the whole year leading to this match, man, Literally,
<v Speaker 1>like the entire year of our shows led to this match.
<v Speaker 3>It was two guys.
<v Speaker 1>On an unbelievable streak of beating everybody colliding in the
<v Speaker 1>main event of the biggest show, dude, and it was
<v Speaker 1>just unbelievable.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and they nailed it, man. Yeah, like that was
<v Speaker 2>a lot to live up to. That's a lot with
<v Speaker 2>this card, sure, right, I mean they went after FTR
<v Speaker 2>and VIF and the crowd was like standing on their
<v Speaker 2>feet for half of that, right Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>And speaking of that, Dax and Cash were awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Man.
<v Speaker 2>They were like fucking sweet man.
<v Speaker 1>They were super nice. Oh yeah, they were excited to work.
<v Speaker 1>Talked to him after the show, talk to him days
<v Speaker 1>after the show, and they were just like yeah, man,
<v Speaker 1>like that was like you guys like have something great here,
<v Speaker 1>like this is awesome. Yeah, Like talking days after the show,
<v Speaker 1>they're messaging like, man, that show was like awesome, Like
<v Speaker 1>that's sick.
<v Speaker 3>So it's just like.
<v Speaker 1>Pretty cool to hear that from guys that are so
<v Speaker 1>like tenured in the business and like kept done you
<v Speaker 1>so much.
<v Speaker 2>You know, and ingrained and and c ship right like
<v Speaker 2>because yeah, I've probably done all the fucking NC and
<v Speaker 2>he's like to hear that from him is sweet and yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean great fucking dudes, big fucking bastards. Those guys are, man,
<v Speaker 2>I mean they're huge.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, Like Cash is legit like built like a
<v Speaker 1>brick ship house.
<v Speaker 2>He's like, I was like, whoa insane body? Yeah, wow,
<v Speaker 2>I love this show, man, I love this fucking company.
<v Speaker 2>I I as as hard as it was to get here.
<v Speaker 2>It's the seeing it all play out and pay off
<v Speaker 2>exactly how we wanted it is like wow, what it's
<v Speaker 2>a it's a rush that I cannot explain. Oh.
<v Speaker 5>I got to give a shout out to Sprite for
<v Speaker 5>helping me with the merch because the East dude, he
<v Speaker 5>was not supposed to help me with merch, and then
<v Speaker 5>like things just fell apart when everybody started coming in.
<v Speaker 5>I was like, okay, I need your help right here.
<v Speaker 5>Stro thank you for that. But he also did screw
<v Speaker 5>up the merch, so there's.
<v Speaker 2>That too, But that was before the show started, right,
<v Speaker 2>It was like no, no, no, no no no.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>So like before the show we organized all the merch.
<v Speaker 5>We put like little tabs in there for sizes. Uh
<v Speaker 5>the first shirt, I think it's like one of the
<v Speaker 5>first shirts he goes to pick up. All the like
<v Speaker 5>organization of the shirts get fucked up and they're just everywhere,
<v Speaker 5>and IM like, I have no idea on sizes. I'm
<v Speaker 5>just digging through bins trying to get sizes to get
<v Speaker 5>figured out what are we doing. The most people ever
<v Speaker 5>at the merch line too. So I'm like trying to
<v Speaker 5>figure this record merch. Some guy bought every shirt we
<v Speaker 5>had in extra large.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not even joking.
<v Speaker 2>That's a fucking piece right there.
<v Speaker 5>He came up and he's like, I'll buy every shirt,
<v Speaker 5>and I said, you you are lying. He's like, no,
<v Speaker 5>I want every shit ever, and he's like, oh, okay,
<v Speaker 5>all right.
<v Speaker 2>You should have given him a towel for every shirt. Hey, listen,
<v Speaker 2>we want you all to have merch. I promise we
<v Speaker 2>want you all to have Oh yeah, but we are
<v Speaker 2>this what you hear is the team, so it just
<v Speaker 2>could to get peoples seats.
<v Speaker 5>We can't even think about ship it out, shoop it
<v Speaker 5>out merch while we're trying to get people to sit there.
<v Speaker 2>Come, I promise I want you to have all of
<v Speaker 2>our shirts. Some of them. We only saw it the
<v Speaker 2>shows because we don't want to get in trouble. That's
<v Speaker 2>also a side part of this. Oh yeah, true, I
<v Speaker 2>promise you we want you to have shirts, and we're
<v Speaker 2>gonna we're gonna do our best to get you some shirts. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>I promise you. So yeah, so show ends, My head
<v Speaker 2>feels like it's gonna fucking explode. I fucking I want
<v Speaker 2>to go home. James makes a clutch decision of and
<v Speaker 2>we were gonna say a hotel Charlotte, and James says,
<v Speaker 2>let's go back to the Crib, which is three hours away,
<v Speaker 2>which was funny as fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like we're just finishing a breakdown. I see the
<v Speaker 1>floors like all getting together. As Walker said, we're going home,
<v Speaker 1>aren't we yet?
<v Speaker 5>That's cool? Sure whatever you asked, yes said, I don't care.
<v Speaker 5>Whatever you guys want to do.
<v Speaker 2>So I go with Toby, Sprite goes with James. From
<v Speaker 2>what I understand, Sprite was a great companion, dude.
<v Speaker 5>Okay, let me explain something to you. Okay, So coming
<v Speaker 5>back the fucked up Charlotte Roads and back to Raleigh
<v Speaker 5>is like the most insane drive ever black because they
<v Speaker 5>just did the roads, which is super nice when you're
<v Speaker 5>driving on, but they're pitch black because this brand new
<v Speaker 5>pitch black roads. Yeah, no lights on the roads either,
<v Speaker 5>by the way, there's lots of no lights, no no lamps, nothing,
<v Speaker 5>just a bunch of harms on both sides. Yeah, and
<v Speaker 5>black roads. It'd be crazy driving especially after midnight.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean just getting to drive and you know,
<v Speaker 1>just getting drive in this fucking U haul home. I'm
<v Speaker 1>fucking all the sleepier of the wheel. Fucking uh. I
<v Speaker 1>look over our right, we're about I don't know. We
<v Speaker 1>had to be out of eight miles away from the
<v Speaker 1>goddamn venue and I looked at my right.
<v Speaker 5>Oh, I'm not kind of triped to have one job
<v Speaker 5>as a message, you have to stay awake, bro.
<v Speaker 2>Now, I won't say I did fantastic because I definitely
<v Speaker 2>could because I was like still, like I'm blowing the
<v Speaker 2>fuck up because you know, just talking to people for
<v Speaker 2>twelve hours.
<v Speaker 5>Coming down from the show and everything.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm trying to like think about all the stuff
<v Speaker 2>that could have been better, like just because that's what
<v Speaker 2>we do. And like Tony and I are talking and
<v Speaker 2>I could have been talking more, but like I definitely
<v Speaker 2>like at one point I felt myself slipping and I
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh fuck fuck that. I chugged a fucking
<v Speaker 2>Prime that was on the floor. I'm back and for
<v Speaker 2>the next you know, a couple hours. I mean I
<v Speaker 2>didn't say much, but Tony definitely got like a ship
<v Speaker 2>piss and ask for me. That was enough to make
<v Speaker 2>us laugh and keep going.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we just made noises at one boy didn't say anything.
<v Speaker 5>We're just ma getting the noise, you know, like the
<v Speaker 5>one played high school. He say penis, but we just
<v Speaker 5>screamed at the top of our lungs.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, stay around.
<v Speaker 5>It was so funny because like earlier when I when
<v Speaker 5>we were driving there to the venue, I the you
<v Speaker 5>had like a coke in there or something. Yeah, So
<v Speaker 5>I put it in the center console because I was like,
<v Speaker 5>I'm not going to drink it's not mine. So I
<v Speaker 5>just drank like whatever I had, like a or something coffee, yeah,
<v Speaker 5>And then like slowly, I was like I kept hearing
<v Speaker 5>this noise. I had no idea what this noise was.
<v Speaker 5>And then we were driving home and I heard the
<v Speaker 5>noise again. I was like, what the is that noise?
<v Speaker 5>Oh that's the coke I put in the center console
<v Speaker 5>and it's been rolling.
<v Speaker 2>Around, bounce around for fucking hours.
<v Speaker 5>And I was like, I need to drink this calk
<v Speaker 5>right now. So I popped it open and I started
<v Speaker 5>chugging this ship out because that was when Johnny was
<v Speaker 5>like falling asleep. I'm like, I need something right now, Tony.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Tony Mayor made out also.
<v Speaker 5>Car now we were just checking the side number.
<v Speaker 1>He was just checking the back of the silence was.
<v Speaker 5>Justin long you know in that movie where he falls asleep,
<v Speaker 5>whatever movie.
<v Speaker 2>That is, Tony uh Tony opening that Coke's heero was like,
<v Speaker 2>I was more afraid of that than anything else that day.
<v Speaker 2>I thought that ship was going to go everywhere, like
<v Speaker 2>Chapter down the top.
<v Speaker 5>You know the secret of tapping the cocaine, and it
<v Speaker 5>doesn't explain.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I had to fucking just nuke monsters
<v Speaker 1>on the US floor.
<v Speaker 2>Reason you're listening to the pond.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I was like, oh Ship, my phone's dying.
<v Speaker 3>I have to plug his sin.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know the car. I didn't know the Penske
<v Speaker 1>car player or whatever.
<v Speaker 2>The hell.
<v Speaker 1>It's the whole time, Carl, dude, I was just listening
<v Speaker 1>to the hits of the eighties little time, you know, car, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>talking about something. I don't remember what it was. Away yeah, no,
<v Speaker 1>the uh fu the fucking I just very very quietly.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it had to be at like a whisper
<v Speaker 1>at that point. Boys, this week we're talking about Fighter
<v Speaker 1>Fast and I said, what the fuck is that? I
<v Speaker 1>look at my phone. There's nothing playing on my phone.
<v Speaker 1>I look at Spotify there's nothing playing on Spotify. Where
<v Speaker 1>is this coming from? Because I did know the car
<v Speaker 1>at car play Yeah, and then I just like, fucking
<v Speaker 1>I just like turn the I open up Spotify, completely
<v Speaker 1>closed Spotify, and it stops and I go to play
<v Speaker 1>another song. I'm like, holy shit, dude, this thing actually
<v Speaker 1>has barklay.
<v Speaker 3>So at that point I turned.
<v Speaker 2>On the half hour away the.
<v Speaker 1>Loudest music I could just to stay away.
<v Speaker 2>Did the week spread up or was he no? It? Shit, dude,
<v Speaker 2>Spread's a legendary sleeper, like he's good at it. Uh.
<v Speaker 2>Then we get back to James house. We stay up
<v Speaker 2>till like five thirty in the morning talking about the show,
<v Speaker 2>because that's just what you do, spright sleeping. Tony mayor
<v Speaker 2>may not have been sleeping in.
<v Speaker 5>My hand was numb and I was like whatever I'm following.
<v Speaker 2>Kept getting woken up because we kept threatening to fart
<v Speaker 2>on him.
<v Speaker 1>We were watching the War Game Show I think GCW yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>and just talking about whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, we didn't talk about the fucking Luca Dice game.
<v Speaker 1>That that's something we played, Yeah, Luca yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Game fun, that was fun. James was winning all the games.
<v Speaker 2>What fucking game is this again? Tony. What's it called.
<v Speaker 3>I can't like Mexican dice game.
<v Speaker 5>I think yeah, it's actually called actually yeah, I think so.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>It was like from twenty fourteen or something. Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>So it's like a roll a bunch of dice and
<v Speaker 5>then you battle it out in the ring and then
<v Speaker 5>you gotta do like a pin dice thing. It's like
<v Speaker 5>a crazy game. It's fun.
<v Speaker 2>It was fun as fuck. I made a lot of enemies.
<v Speaker 5>Then you lost.
<v Speaker 2>I felt good that I.
<v Speaker 5>Tried to have me and Johnny played rock favorite sericide.
<v Speaker 5>That's bullshit that James targeted me and I lost right away.
<v Speaker 1>You play the game where you play the game.
<v Speaker 2>Bitch, there's one turn where I legit attacked every single person.
<v Speaker 2>They're like, what the fuck?
<v Speaker 5>Then we all came back to Dexter after you.
<v Speaker 2>Those goods, which I mean, listen, somebody's got to be
<v Speaker 2>the heel. You know, it's always gott But yeah, man,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like, what a goddamn trip. This is uh.
<v Speaker 2>I love this ship. Man. I never thought I'd see
<v Speaker 2>myself running the wrestling show. That was never like in
<v Speaker 2>the plans, But goddamn, I'm having the goddamn time of
<v Speaker 2>my life. This is awesome.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, what a crazy trip I had to I had
<v Speaker 5>to fly to Rawleigh. My lay was in Charlotte, driving
<v Speaker 5>back to Charlotte and had another layover through Charlotte.
<v Speaker 2>There was kids on your flight yelling hawk too.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they it was a crazy flight. So there's like
<v Speaker 5>a mom with like five kids, husband sitting in the back.
<v Speaker 5>Mom's got like a kid on her lap and too
<v Speaker 5>next to him. Then I don't know if the husband
<v Speaker 5>couldn't take care of this kid, but.
<v Speaker 1>He was listening to the talk to a podcast.
<v Speaker 3>Take the kids.
<v Speaker 5>He goes the kid, somebody sneezed, and then he goes,
<v Speaker 5>howk to a spin on a thing? This little old
<v Speaker 5>kid said that. Yeah, as he's running up and down
<v Speaker 5>the aisle bumping everybody.
<v Speaker 1>I'll beat the hell out of that. He's not beating
<v Speaker 1>the tag team. Man singles Tami.
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, it's a crazy flight. But yeah, fun true.
<v Speaker 2>Though, fun fucking trip. Man. See, I mean that's how
<v Speaker 2>DPW goes. Man. It's like the the most stressful thing ever,
<v Speaker 2>and then it's but it's also like ever yeah, man,
<v Speaker 2>Like that's I mean, we because we love this ship.
<v Speaker 2>We love wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>Sadly Tony, this entire fucking day was the most stressful
<v Speaker 1>ship ever, including driving home, so until the next day
<v Speaker 1>we woke up.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's like I say, it sucks until it doesn't
<v Speaker 5>anymore and then then it's over.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the only Like, if I didn't have you guys,
<v Speaker 2>there's I mean, there's I'm done. Like if I didn't
<v Speaker 2>have guys to like for us to be from talk
<v Speaker 2>after the show and say, like make fun of shit
<v Speaker 2>and like talk about what was good and just recapture
<v Speaker 2>Like this ship is not worth it. Man, This ship
<v Speaker 2>is hard real. But yeah, thank you everyone that came
<v Speaker 2>out to Super Battle. If you haven't watched it, please
<v Speaker 2>check it out depp on demand dot com. It's like
<v Speaker 2>it could be our best fucking show ever. Man. It's
<v Speaker 2>our highest attended show if that means anything to anybody,
<v Speaker 2>which is pretty fucking cool and historic venue ninety thousand,
<v Speaker 2>I mean at least fucking eighties five thousand, at very
<v Speaker 2>least nine two thousand. There we literally hanging from the rafters.
<v Speaker 2>Good lord, it's been on that thing.
<v Speaker 5>I like my cheese drippy bro I love my cheese
<v Speaker 5>drippy broh.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah we can talk about tn A now.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I forgot we had a show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah wow, all right, now it's time to get into
<v Speaker 1>TNA Impact August six, two thousand and nine.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Across the line. Hell yeah, Tony crossed that across the.
<v Speaker 1>Across the line.
<v Speaker 2>Before we get into this episode of TNA and talk
<v Speaker 2>about the TNA main of m Offie Riot, let's see
<v Speaker 2>what's going on the water wrestling, specifically TNA with the
<v Speaker 2>Observer from August to Tony, you suck.
<v Speaker 5>I'm just guessing what the Observer says.
<v Speaker 2>Not allowed to cross the line, buddy, you fucking give
<v Speaker 2>back over that lion.
<v Speaker 5>Aross The line went back.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thank you? Go watch e c Who From the Observer,
<v Speaker 2>August tenth, two thousand and nine. The turmoil in TNA
<v Speaker 2>continued this past week with the firing of Creative Team
<v Speaker 2>members Slash, Agent dutch Man Tel and Agent Savio Vega.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know either of these. I didn't know Savio
<v Speaker 2>Vega ever worked.
<v Speaker 1>Here, have no idea and instead in both of their places,
<v Speaker 1>Terry Taylor has been hired and Terry Taylor will also
<v Speaker 1>work on this show. And you would be head to Creative.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, you are James, you are so taf did because
<v Speaker 2>these are all true. The belief is the Firings were
<v Speaker 2>to send a message which was received clearly regarding Jeff
<v Speaker 2>Jarrett's power base. Jarrett was sent home, believed to be
<v Speaker 2>when the company president, Dixie Carter, found out that Jarrett
<v Speaker 2>was seeing Karen Angle, after Jared had apparently assured Dixie
<v Speaker 2>that the rumors such weren't true. Those feel that widespread
<v Speaker 2>changes are going on in TNA, but nobody seems to
<v Speaker 2>have a clue what they are at press time. Those
<v Speaker 2>close to the situation believe Jarrett will survive, but with
<v Speaker 2>a much less powerful role. But given how things have
<v Speaker 2>gone down in the past two weeks, that will make
<v Speaker 2>for a difficult situation. Jarrett is the minority owner, but
<v Speaker 2>Dixie could buy out his stock and he would be
<v Speaker 2>out of the picture. He has supporters in the company,
<v Speaker 2>but probably more who right now don't fit into that category.
<v Speaker 2>There have been private interviews with talent, many of whom
<v Speaker 2>who buried Jeff Jarrett. Kurd Angle supposedly threatened to leave
<v Speaker 2>if Jarrett remained in the driving force in Creative. A
<v Speaker 2>lot of the older wrestlers are complaining that TNA is
<v Speaker 2>making all the mistakes of WCW so you were smack
<v Speaker 2>dab in the middle of this fucking Jarrett angle drama
<v Speaker 2>which felt like this went on for like a year.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it felt like it for sure, and.
<v Speaker 2>Then they turned it into an angle.
<v Speaker 5>For the actual storyline.
<v Speaker 2>I guess story angle not a kurd angle Yet. With
<v Speaker 2>Mantel and Sabiovega fire, they are down to only two
<v Speaker 2>regular agents, Brian B. G. James and Jim Cornett, both
<v Speaker 2>of whom are considered close allies of Jared.
<v Speaker 1>This place is cook.
<v Speaker 2>Shows only televisions. Cornett does not do ro Dog is
<v Speaker 2>the agent for the house shows solo style. Well. James
<v Speaker 2>at the most recent taving Terry Taylor, who works as
<v Speaker 2>head of talent Relations, that's his role here, who has
<v Speaker 2>butted heads with Jared, also helped put together some of
<v Speaker 2>the matches. So Terry Taylor, as we have spoken, has
<v Speaker 2>fucking worked everywhere man in every role ever.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's not more of it. No one is
<v Speaker 1>a journeyman as much as Terry Taylor. He's been everywhere
<v Speaker 1>and done it all.
<v Speaker 2>He's a ten tool player.
<v Speaker 1>He can do everything, and even then that might not
<v Speaker 1>be enough tools for what Terry brings to the table.
<v Speaker 1>I mean he's.
<v Speaker 2>Unbelievable, Terry Taylor. If you the cut work the orange bread,
<v Speaker 2>that'd be awesome.
<v Speaker 1>You can't retire man more companies to go to.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean you can wrestle. Probably still too, buddy,
<v Speaker 2>I mean you probably got a crazy match Adam Priest,
<v Speaker 2>did you him? Or Thomas Shire called Manders. The Jared
<v Speaker 2>situation also got worse because Angle reportedly told Beg James
<v Speaker 2>to tell his buddy or so it just says to
<v Speaker 2>tell James, So I guess it could have been you.
<v Speaker 2>James told James to tell his buddy that I'm going
<v Speaker 2>to beat his ass when I see him, So I
<v Speaker 2>don't know who. Supposedly, Jared complained to management about Kernan
<v Speaker 2>Angle wanted to beat up Tony, claiming Angle said he
<v Speaker 2>was going to kill him. So gren Engles got your back.
<v Speaker 5>Oh, thank you, appreciate it.
<v Speaker 2>At the most recent tapings, the design was to make
<v Speaker 2>three new stars over the month, with the idea this
<v Speaker 2>is t and I still by the way, with the
<v Speaker 2>idea that trying to make more than three would guarantee
<v Speaker 2>none getting over.
<v Speaker 1>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>The three guys picked were Hernandez, Matt Morgan and Bobby.
<v Speaker 1>Lashley, with a time machine.
<v Speaker 5>It's fine making blue chilly.
<v Speaker 2>That's fucking true. From The Observer, August seventeenth, two thousand
<v Speaker 2>and nine. For what it's worth, there were wrestlers who
<v Speaker 2>went to Dixie Carter and brought up hiring either Paul
<v Speaker 2>Hayman or Gabe Sipolski as the new booker. This is
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and nine. Carter said they're looking at going
<v Speaker 2>in a different direction and wanted a writer with more
<v Speaker 2>of the Hollywood writing background. Yeah, I mean, I can't
<v Speaker 2>fucking wow, I can't imagine. There was. I mean there
<v Speaker 2>was always like a I feel like every time there
<v Speaker 2>was a new booker thing, there was always a rumor
<v Speaker 2>that it was Paul Haman and j R. Those two
<v Speaker 2>always came home.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean there was. There was that Paul Hayman
<v Speaker 1>had legit talks to them around this point though.
<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, and then he said he would have fired
<v Speaker 2>everyone that was old.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean, I definitely was. In the rest of
<v Speaker 1>the time, I'll tell you that fucking much. I was like, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, why why the not? Yeah, that ship you
<v Speaker 1>gotta do. New Japan Pro Wrestling announced this week that
<v Speaker 1>the match where Doug Williams and Brutus Magnus when the
<v Speaker 1>iw GP Tag titles from Team three D was never
<v Speaker 1>sanctioned as an I down here in these notes I said,
<v Speaker 1>there's no way, like whatever whatever is about happen, Like
<v Speaker 1>I saw the Brutus Magnus render on this show and
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Wow, this place is about to get cooked.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, fucking insane. Yeah, I mean we've talked about on
<v Speaker 2>the show. I don't know how many people know that
<v Speaker 2>this happened like this. So yes, So Doug Williams and
<v Speaker 2>Brutus Magnus are the iw GP Tag champions as of
<v Speaker 2>like on this episode we're talking about New Japan did
<v Speaker 2>not sanction this as a title match, or they say
<v Speaker 2>they didn't at least and they don't and here uh
<v Speaker 2>so TNA a few days later, after New Japan said
<v Speaker 2>they didn't sanction it, sen its own release saying that
<v Speaker 2>New Japan isn't recognizing the title chains, so sorry, the
<v Speaker 2>reports that New Japan isn't recognizing the title change aren't accurate.
<v Speaker 2>They said they had talked with New Japan both before
<v Speaker 2>and after the match, and New Japan agreed to the
<v Speaker 2>match that would that it would be for the title,
<v Speaker 2>and then New Japan agreed to do it. New Japan
<v Speaker 2>apparently did acknowledge Doug Williams and Brutus Magnus as champions
<v Speaker 2>six days after saying that it wasn't a title match,
<v Speaker 2>and then they didn't recognize it as a title change.
<v Speaker 2>Williams and Magnus are to defend the titles against Beer
<v Speaker 2>Money at the Hard Justice pay per view. The announcement
<v Speaker 2>in New Japan made about not recognizing the title change
<v Speaker 2>two weeks after the match came. I don't know why
<v Speaker 2>it would take them two weeks to say anything, particularly
<v Speaker 2>since the result made Japanese press the day after the
<v Speaker 2>match took place. But seemed like it's all worked out.
<v Speaker 2>So t Anda stories that they told them, New Japan
<v Speaker 2>stories that they didn't. I don't know either way. Relationship over,
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, this is done right, this is done.
<v Speaker 1>Relationship over. Yeah, New Japan actually has heat with TNA
<v Speaker 1>for a minute. Yeah, Jeff Jarrett brings it back with
<v Speaker 1>the Wrestler Kingdom stuff.
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I mean, that's scorget Earth here. I like
<v Speaker 2>to believe that Tea and I didn't tell them.
<v Speaker 3>I can almost say.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like Russo probably said, it's just a prop
<v Speaker 1>bro just ca Yeah, it's just a prop broke. They're
<v Speaker 1>not even watching American TV.
<v Speaker 2>Bro. Just lose the belt, bro think that did it.
<v Speaker 5>They did it, and then they're like, oh ship and
<v Speaker 5>then they found out who British invasion was, Like hell
<v Speaker 5>and that.
<v Speaker 1>I like that one yet, Mat Simon and Oki said
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have to just go ahead and take that off.
<v Speaker 1>We're not doing that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, don't air that ship, burn those fucking belts.
<v Speaker 1>You might as well because we don't want that that ship.
<v Speaker 2>It breaks down pencils. Wow, that's a good tag team.
<v Speaker 2>You said streaming. No the fuck I didn't. I never
<v Speaker 2>said a stream that shit. We got Radar on.
<v Speaker 1>You're lucky Roussa just didn't have him go on TV
<v Speaker 1>and say both these belts. Yeah, apparently they don't want
<v Speaker 1>us to fuck you beat the champions.
<v Speaker 2>We fuck you won.
<v Speaker 1>Team three D comes to your fucking consolation price, and
<v Speaker 1>then Bubba raise us. I don't even care about the
<v Speaker 1>IWGP all I care about his tna A. Team three D.
<v Speaker 2>Go on Town's around Crazy See in New Japan. Getting
<v Speaker 2>acknowledged that the title change was real until August tenth,
<v Speaker 2>so like four days after this show, and then Team
<v Speaker 2>three D wins it back in October, it bound for
<v Speaker 2>glory in a four way full metal Mayhem match with
<v Speaker 2>Beer Money, Booker, t and Steiner and British invasion in Dudley's.
<v Speaker 1>And then when holk Ogan comes and the Nasty Boys come,
<v Speaker 1>they go back to lose the belt to the Tokyo Dame.
<v Speaker 2>In January, they do, they lose them to goddamn Nito
<v Speaker 2>and Ujuro up.
<v Speaker 1>And uh, Nasty Boy says two three D and they share.
<v Speaker 2>Their locker room episode. Right, we did a lot.
<v Speaker 1>Whatever, This whole era is fucked. Many Knockouts are about
<v Speaker 1>to get screwed crazy now because dutch Man tel is
<v Speaker 1>the only one book in the Knockouts at the time, and.
<v Speaker 2>Like that's what it's. Yeah, I think he talks about
<v Speaker 2>in The Observer, like the Knockouts were worried about what's
<v Speaker 2>going to happen here and they should worry. Yeah. Yeah, man,
<v Speaker 2>that's as fun.
<v Speaker 1>It's all over.
<v Speaker 2>That is it for the Observer. Now lets talk about
<v Speaker 2>t A Impact. August sixth, two thousand and nine.
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into the Stacker to six hour
<v Speaker 1>Power edition of TNA Impact. Yeah, this was liked yeah, no,
<v Speaker 1>this is no, I mean this is uh this was
<v Speaker 1>the Stacker two era. Yeah, I didn't even you know
<v Speaker 1>the six hour power as a TEENA exclusive. I only
<v Speaker 1>heard of the five hour energy.
<v Speaker 5>One day.
<v Speaker 2>You need a stronger one to get through the show.
<v Speaker 1>They get the green six hour energy.
<v Speaker 2>Oh ship, That ship is like big style in the
<v Speaker 2>ring on the aprons to like they must have been
<v Speaker 2>giving him some money.
<v Speaker 1>It was, dude, it's in the back on the on
<v Speaker 1>the big led board. Yes, above the ground. It's just
<v Speaker 1>fucking like bottles of six.
<v Speaker 2>Sorry bouncing around bottles. I thought I was looking at
<v Speaker 2>an We got the juice?
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, man, so it's all.
<v Speaker 5>About dude, we should have bottled those on the way back,
<v Speaker 5>dudet sh.
<v Speaker 1>Six hour energy for when w W lets you down,
<v Speaker 1>TNA impact crossed the line. We got the juice. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's what it's all about. I'm giving you guys all
<v Speaker 1>marketing ideas. Two thousand and nine, by the way, just
<v Speaker 1>to lay that the ground for everybody here, two thousand
<v Speaker 1>and nine is the only year in TNA history they
<v Speaker 1>were ever profitable.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so they were kind of cooking here. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>whether or not a creative was perfect or whatever the
<v Speaker 1>case may be. They had finally figured out a way
<v Speaker 1>to be profitable six hour Energy.
<v Speaker 2>Dude.
<v Speaker 1>They were profitable for one year and then they said, oh,
<v Speaker 1>we let's spend a lot more money. You guys are
<v Speaker 1>making money, dude, these profits.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, let's spend that money.
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know something, dude, they weren't profitable until I
<v Speaker 2>was here. I we look at numbers when I came in,
<v Speaker 2>and then by the time I was gone.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is uh, pretty crazy to think about that.
<v Speaker 1>They just went immediately they made a little bit of money.
<v Speaker 1>And then I know Jeff Jared's always outspoken about that.
<v Speaker 1>He's like, if it was me, I was very very
<v Speaker 1>happy with making money, and I think we should.
<v Speaker 2>Have expected that. That's a good idea to make the money.
<v Speaker 1>He's like it, we definitely would have just kept making money.
<v Speaker 2>That would have been what they started spending money on,
<v Speaker 2>like traveling the MPEC show more and house shows and ship.
<v Speaker 1>Well, they spent a lot of it all getting a
<v Speaker 1>whole cod and then they eric bish off and then
<v Speaker 1>we're doing all the TNA branding and the arena. And
<v Speaker 1>then after they spend all that money, Oh, Gogu was like, hey, brother,
<v Speaker 1>you guys gotta get out of town. Dude, you gotta
<v Speaker 1>hit the streets brother tour.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that was good for them.
<v Speaker 2>We gotta take Calcamani across the world again, brother, I
<v Speaker 2>mean that's what the real money is doing.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're never gonna beat the Fed if we don't
<v Speaker 1>go on the road.
<v Speaker 2>That's a good idea.
<v Speaker 1>Look, it's just what it is, bro. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>what to tell you. Just a crazy era. They're pushing
<v Speaker 1>my man, knucks.
<v Speaker 2>I'm fucking knucksy man, I'm with the menagerie. Shouts out knucks,
<v Speaker 2>shouts out, shouts out, rebel, have you coming?
<v Speaker 1>Shouts out the motherfucking freak man.
<v Speaker 2>So they do the this initial intro here, which is
<v Speaker 2>everyone doing their poses in front of the TENA logo,
<v Speaker 2>which is very cool. H They got like stinging aj
<v Speaker 2>and just yelling and shipping poses, and then for some reason,
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Jared in front of a totally different logo green
<v Speaker 2>screen and then like back to the regular ones. I said,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck Jared.
<v Speaker 1>Of he couldn't be in the same place as angles.
<v Speaker 2>Sadly, you should have him come to taping to I'll
<v Speaker 2>kill him.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he can come do this if I could kill him. Sorry,
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna go for other green screen dude.
<v Speaker 2>I got a bunch of hammers.
<v Speaker 3>For So we started the code up in here.
<v Speaker 1>Last week on Impact, Hernandez beat Samoa Joe, who was
<v Speaker 1>in the main event Mafia via Taz, and Hernandez said
<v Speaker 1>that he will be the first Latino world champion in
<v Speaker 1>t NA.
<v Speaker 2>That was Hernando's return too, that was his big return.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna guess uh that we do not count the
<v Speaker 1>tax ting titles as world tag team titles here.
<v Speaker 2>No, because most major companies don't think shit.
<v Speaker 1>These are world titles.
<v Speaker 2>It was got dvw acknowledges of his world titles and
<v Speaker 2>they could end the show and they should at the show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So Bobby Lashley is also here and he wants titles,
<v Speaker 1>and he wants to confront the main event Mafia.
<v Speaker 2>I'm a star, Bobby Lashley. Yeah, he uh, and Mombia
<v Speaker 2>just wants to steal titles and I want titles.
<v Speaker 1>I want to stealing from here. Thanks welcome staying in.
<v Speaker 1>Bobby actually helped Mick Fowley win the TNA Legends title,
<v Speaker 1>so we we have the TNA Legends title which Booker
<v Speaker 1>T introduced because he wanted.
<v Speaker 3>A title which is base and it.
<v Speaker 1>Is like one of the coolest titles T and they
<v Speaker 1>ever had. Like yeah, it literally is the.
<v Speaker 3>I w G p V four but read it's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>AJ Styles won the first match of a best of
<v Speaker 1>three series against Matt Morgan, the DNA of DNA, who
<v Speaker 1>challenges kurd Angle for the world title at Heart's justice
<v Speaker 1>kurd Angle and Sting, Oh is it sting to the
<v Speaker 1>three way and they decided third.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and the best of three of course.
<v Speaker 3>And this episode name is powers Unite.
<v Speaker 2>What the hell does that mean?
<v Speaker 1>I guess.
<v Speaker 5>I shut it a shout It the filth f I
<v Speaker 5>L T.
<v Speaker 1>Twelve cs.
<v Speaker 2>No, it's the bad, filthy stone Soary period looking at
<v Speaker 2>you throw my ass.
<v Speaker 1>So a lima pulls up to the impact zone. It's
<v Speaker 1>Eric Young and Kurt Angle and they get out and
<v Speaker 1>they're both in suits, and that's where I go, oh, dude,
<v Speaker 1>this is the elite.
<v Speaker 5>Eric shaved his head. I think first time.
<v Speaker 2>Ever shaved head. Eric Young in a suit. I know
<v Speaker 2>I'm in for a bad night.
<v Speaker 3>So now it's time for the t NA intro.
<v Speaker 2>It is my desk Dney everybody doing what everybody's doing.
<v Speaker 2>God damn it, everybody's doing the same thing. But what
<v Speaker 2>am I doing, You'll be doing, You'll be doing, You'll
<v Speaker 2>be doing your thing, you know, and the world spins
<v Speaker 2>around to the right day. Say I'd be spinning the
<v Speaker 2>other way. Do what I can do, what I know
<v Speaker 2>the world stage. Nam sh the song is so wrestling.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I mean this is a beautiful intro. T
<v Speaker 1>na h D had a great brand like here. The
<v Speaker 1>show was in ultra HD. I don't know if it's
<v Speaker 1>you're like that, but the ship looks like it's filmed
<v Speaker 1>in twelve K. They got the craziest cameras here, like
<v Speaker 1>the vod for this is pretty insane.
<v Speaker 2>It is nuts. I don't know how that is, shouts
<v Speaker 2>out Garrett. He made that appetizzoom, I give you credit
<v Speaker 2>or Austin lamp.
<v Speaker 3>Two thousand and nine.
<v Speaker 1>Garrett and Austin Lampey said, look, you guys gotta get
<v Speaker 1>these cameras. So tonight we have aj Styles versus Matt
<v Speaker 1>Morgan and Sting versus one half of the iw GP
<v Speaker 1>tag chips. So you can tell because he's got it
<v Speaker 1>in the picture here. Brutus magnets.
<v Speaker 2>Did he did that picture? Look like he took that looks.
<v Speaker 1>Like they just took that backstage a first wwe edited
<v Speaker 1>that motherfucking tag title on him.
<v Speaker 2>It looks insane, man, because like the picture kind of moves,
<v Speaker 2>so it doesn't help. It doesn't ship man Sting versus
<v Speaker 2>goddamn Brutius Magnius. I hate this show already. I haven't
<v Speaker 2>seen any matches.
<v Speaker 1>Aj Salas was Matt Morgan and it was the second
<v Speaker 1>match and Aj won the first one. I said, yeah, man, no, no,
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna break my desk and clinch. All right,
<v Speaker 1>So now it is time to start the show. Main
<v Speaker 1>event Mafia town Hall. And if you were watching GNA
<v Speaker 1>at the time, then you would not know that every
<v Speaker 1>single goddamn episode started with the made event Mafia town Hall.
<v Speaker 2>It was a triple h of this out.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, on your real amount of times.
<v Speaker 2>Mafia is a crazy group. The concept is awesome. It's
<v Speaker 2>only World Champions until it was like, ah, just any heaters. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>so it's Kurt Angle bald tas bald Smode Joe kind
<v Speaker 2>of bald just came by the way, Yeah, he like
<v Speaker 2>and he dads came in to help Joe. Joe's already losing. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>immediately worked out survivor.
<v Speaker 1>I'll survive and win.
<v Speaker 2>Trazy Brooks, who I think want a Battle Royal to
<v Speaker 2>get into this group.
<v Speaker 1>That's right, the knockouts Battle Royal.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because that's awesome. Uh, Charmel, Booker T, Scott Steiner,
<v Speaker 2>Kevin Nash, and a random mystery woman that I have
<v Speaker 2>no fucking idea who this was.
<v Speaker 1>I just assumed it Kevin shoot girlfriend or something.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a chance of that. Yeah, I was like,
<v Speaker 2>because I usually know a bunch of shot. I was like, Wow,
<v Speaker 2>I'm mad that I don't know who this was.
<v Speaker 5>No idea, no, Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Let me also state that Booker T is like clinically
<v Speaker 1>out of his fucking mind here.
<v Speaker 2>I know that.
<v Speaker 5>Why does Booking walk like this?
<v Speaker 2>He's so sassy crazy.
<v Speaker 5>I can just hear his voice though. It's all about
<v Speaker 5>the fuck.
<v Speaker 3>U Booker T.
<v Speaker 1>Like this era of Booker. He's like off thirty mgs. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>Like his eyes are wide open, He's always licking his.
<v Speaker 5>Les, He's got ten bottles of six hour energy and
<v Speaker 5>jested already.
<v Speaker 2>He's ready style. I mean, I don't know how Booker
<v Speaker 2>can't say this is the most funny he's ever had.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, I mean this is like a legendary
<v Speaker 1>booker run to me. So he said, I don't want
<v Speaker 1>to be king booker anymore. And he goes to DNA
<v Speaker 1>and he's doing fucking the craziest angle of all time.
<v Speaker 3>Why don't you just pitch this?
<v Speaker 1>They probably been like, yeah, you can do all this
<v Speaker 1>as funny SmackDown. I don't care.
<v Speaker 3>I want to face all the young guys.
<v Speaker 1>And they said, well, we don't really have any whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Then let me just do nothing. It's strut around. Then
<v Speaker 2>that's fine. Kurt says. Last week, a great, great injustice
<v Speaker 2>was done. At the end of the show, Mick Foley
<v Speaker 2>allegedly won the teena Legend title from Kevin Nash by
<v Speaker 2>pinning him. And before you get excited, I say alleged
<v Speaker 2>because two things went wrong. One sting was up in
<v Speaker 2>the crowd, he caused a distraction, he turned the lights
<v Speaker 2>off the hell you do that ship And when the
<v Speaker 2>lights came up, Bobby Lashley got in the ring and
<v Speaker 2>caused all the damage. Kurt was very interesting this whole night.
<v Speaker 2>I'd say, look and speech wise, I'd say, haired out,
<v Speaker 2>skinny strange. So Kurt says, Bobby Lashley did not stay
<v Speaker 2>in his corner. Therefore the matches null and void. And
<v Speaker 2>I talked to t and he shut your mouth. I
<v Speaker 2>talked to you today, the board of directors, and they agree.
<v Speaker 2>They agreed that the match was a sham, but we
<v Speaker 2>both agreed to let the outcome stand as long as
<v Speaker 2>Kevin Nash gets another shot at the title hard.
<v Speaker 1>Border directors agreed the matches a sham.
<v Speaker 2>Match. Fuck the bookers, fucking fun. The bookers turn on,
<v Speaker 2>Sorry that made what the fun wasn't. Border directors are like, yeah, man,
<v Speaker 2>that was bullshit.
<v Speaker 1>What happened here? Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>That was a shitty ass outcome there, Kurt, I apologize.
<v Speaker 2>You want what you want to do about it. I
<v Speaker 2>don't want you to reafirst the decision. Just give another
<v Speaker 2>title match, Okay, cool? Yeah, we got that down here. Well.
<v Speaker 2>Kurt says that this is all forced him to strike
<v Speaker 2>a deal, and then the most fucked up theme song
<v Speaker 2>ever hits. Ah. We are worldly, I said, know, we
<v Speaker 2>the world the lead, even.
<v Speaker 1>If you're way nicer about it than this. It's like
<v Speaker 1>a Robot boys or something. We are.
<v Speaker 5>Eric Young is it not Eric you saying it, Eric Young,
<v Speaker 5>but definitely like with a goddamn.
<v Speaker 2>The world, Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>Dude, And then the loudest harmonica ever comes on for
<v Speaker 5>some song is this It's like Western song for world.
<v Speaker 5>The lead I don't know what the hell's going on here.
<v Speaker 2>They definitely were like, wow, Eric mischaf FLEs is kind
<v Speaker 2>of music, and this is kind of like the n WL.
<v Speaker 2>Let's see if we get so.
<v Speaker 1>This is, by the way, which is supposed to be
<v Speaker 1>like a big deal for Eric Young, he's the leader.
<v Speaker 1>It is not a big deal for Eric Young.
<v Speaker 2>Well, it depends on who you ask. You ask Eric Young,
<v Speaker 2>he would tell you that is correct and asks the
<v Speaker 2>bookers directors.
<v Speaker 1>Ye out walks the most I mean le comes out
<v Speaker 1>here and and this is literally the most like s
<v Speaker 1>v R Road to WrestleMania group you've ever seen.
<v Speaker 5>Like if you could just put all the goats together,
<v Speaker 5>it'd be this team.
<v Speaker 1>Is O's like, yeah, that's what I had down here?
<v Speaker 5>Is this because that's what I was thinking here, you know?
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, So Kyoshi and sheik Abdul Bahshir are here, yes,
<v Speaker 7>with Eric Young, and I mean the British invasion, I
<v Speaker 7>mean the I w GP Tag Champs are and the
<v Speaker 7>Freak Rob Terry.
<v Speaker 1>There's free bird rules. By the way, they're the tag
<v Speaker 1>champs three ways.
<v Speaker 2>So it's all, oh, I guess fucking so huh. That's
<v Speaker 2>w GP style. That's how they do that.
<v Speaker 1>That's how Russo said that the i w GP does that.
<v Speaker 1>That's not even a real promotion.
<v Speaker 2>Of Belt the show.
<v Speaker 3>Who cares w GP? This is the freak Rob Terry Brutus.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean the tront is crazy there. Tron is
<v Speaker 2>just the names of where they're from. So like at
<v Speaker 2>one point, it just flashes Iran up on the screen.
<v Speaker 2>I said, what the fuck is this man? Yeah or
<v Speaker 2>Boo whatever, I don't know, Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I legit don't know who's supposed to be the face
<v Speaker 1>in the al ear.
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure. Well delete are the biggest heel group
<v Speaker 2>you've ever laid your as.
<v Speaker 1>They should get their ass kicked all night. I think, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I think Eric young guys ass whooped forever. He gets
<v Speaker 1>his own group and then they just get their ass
<v Speaker 1>whooped forever.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean that was I mean, they definitely tried
<v Speaker 2>to make him serious. By they surely had the idea
<v Speaker 2>that he'll have a group and he can't get his
<v Speaker 2>ass kicked anymore. But everything always defaults to Eric Young
<v Speaker 2>gets his ass. That's just how they've written for years.
<v Speaker 1>At it, He's like, really good. I think really what
<v Speaker 1>it comes down to with that too, is like I
<v Speaker 1>can understand the process of putting the two groups together, right,
<v Speaker 1>maybe they'll still give these guys the rub being you're
<v Speaker 1>the main event mafia. Actually what it ends up doing
<v Speaker 1>is like makes them look like complete Gabbroni's next to
<v Speaker 1>like this guys. Yeah yeah, So like maybe they shouldn't
<v Speaker 1>have put them together just because there's no there's no
<v Speaker 1>outcome where they don't get their ass kicked, Like Kevin,
<v Speaker 1>Nash and Kurt aren't gonna be taking random pins, you
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean?
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, man, Like, and I don't even know how
<v Speaker 2>long this goes on.
<v Speaker 1>For, Like UI was still world Elite style when Scott
<v Speaker 1>Hall and them showed up and they made the band.
<v Speaker 2>Because that's when he stops being it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's like, we should make the band, and then
<v Speaker 1>they kick him out of me. He's like, I'll elite,
<v Speaker 1>We'll make the band. They go, yeah, man, that's all
<v Speaker 1>they're idea, and then kick his ass immediately and then
<v Speaker 1>outline his dead body on the ring or whatever. Get there.
<v Speaker 2>You weren't even in the end.
<v Speaker 1>Of you O. So Eric Young says that world elye
<v Speaker 1>is willing to do whatever it takes here to be
<v Speaker 1>the best. Right well. Ey also then cuts a promo
<v Speaker 1>about how the world sucks. This shit is unbelievable because
<v Speaker 1>kerr Angle is like, this guy is spit.
<v Speaker 2>He dude, Kurt Angle, the most American man of all time,
<v Speaker 2>America through his veins and fucking Eric Young is saying
<v Speaker 2>that the world is America, specifically disgusting, sick, selfish fools
<v Speaker 2>of this nation. And we wouldn't have done this if
<v Speaker 2>they had given us the respect we deserve. And it's
<v Speaker 2>not just about Bobby Lashley and mcfoley and everyone else
<v Speaker 2>at TNA. This is about an entire nation, a disgusting
<v Speaker 2>nation that should be held personally responsible and they should
<v Speaker 2>feel deep, terrible guilt and boys, let the cleansing begin. Ah, hey, hey, why, okay,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck are you talking about, buddy? And then
<v Speaker 2>they all dap off.
<v Speaker 5>What I was like, I was stunlocked and I heard this,
<v Speaker 5>I was I had to like Google, like, is this
<v Speaker 5>what I think? He's trying to say here, and I
<v Speaker 5>was like, look.
<v Speaker 2>Not many things that that means. Yeah, man, Like yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I was like.
<v Speaker 1>Shakes bookers and the booker looks some like huge e
<v Speaker 1>and it licks his.
<v Speaker 2>Lick at his lips. Crazy. They're just all dapping up,
<v Speaker 2>like fuck. Yeah man. What everything he said to Eric.
<v Speaker 3>Young said America treatise like this, and.
<v Speaker 1>The girl's like, boo, shut up, shut up.
<v Speaker 4>He has his own opinions, not my opinion, his own opinions.
<v Speaker 2>Everything is about what he said to hear.
<v Speaker 1>So backstage, JB is here with Mick Foley in the
<v Speaker 1>office Mcfoley's office, and I guess, yeah, I guess soybe
<v Speaker 1>that Legends title gave him a big office.
<v Speaker 2>You win the title.
<v Speaker 3>I think he was commissioner before he became.
<v Speaker 1>An active presler again right, yeah, Because when McK foley
<v Speaker 1>came into teenage, he said I would not like to
<v Speaker 1>work please, And they said, what about give you.
<v Speaker 3>The legends and the world title?
<v Speaker 2>What if you beat staking from the world title on
<v Speaker 2>a cage?
<v Speaker 1>What if you became a Grand Slave champion in six months?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Sure that's cool.
<v Speaker 2>Can you jump off the stage please.
<v Speaker 1>JB's here with him, there's a cartoon drag of JB
<v Speaker 1>and mcfoley on the wall behind him. Someone in the
<v Speaker 1>part definitely drew that that's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's sick. I think I might have did a
<v Speaker 2>segment about that. Actually, Oh that's sick.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's cool.
<v Speaker 2>So h yeah, JB is with Foley and JB says,
<v Speaker 2>I tell you, my friend, I never thought i'd see
<v Speaker 2>the day Eric Young kernangle side by side.
<v Speaker 1>What do you have to see it? Too much longer?
<v Speaker 2>Is that? Like? Is that like a fucking this would
<v Speaker 2>never happen where Kurd Angle and Eric Young like enemies
<v Speaker 2>for life? Can you see this?
<v Speaker 1>You can't see it because this guy's a.
<v Speaker 2>Med carter.
<v Speaker 5>It's the megapowers, you know, and everything come together.
<v Speaker 2>Sure, they've come together. I never see a shine like that. Well,
<v Speaker 2>Mix says, it's wrestling business, JB and anything kennon will
<v Speaker 2>happen to. Anybody's ego takes over and they think they're
<v Speaker 2>bigger than the business, and nobody is bigger than the business,
<v Speaker 2>and no one is bigger than t NA. Oh is
<v Speaker 2>that right? Brother?
<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, right down?
<v Speaker 2>How about you get fired? Jam said, Well, what do
<v Speaker 2>you intend to do about this, and Mix says, I'm
<v Speaker 2>going to war JB. Strap In because I have a film.
<v Speaker 2>This night will be a night and neither of us
<v Speaker 2>will forget. Then Stinging Bobby Lashley no clip into the
<v Speaker 2>scene and things says very somberly, hits showtime. Mick says, Oh,
<v Speaker 2>let's do it, and he stands up and they walk
<v Speaker 2>out together.
<v Speaker 3>So they go backstage again.
<v Speaker 1>Lauren is here with Christopher Daniels, who just wait till later.
<v Speaker 1>Christ I'm sorry. Lauren is here with Christopher Daniels with
<v Speaker 1>the handlebar mustache.
<v Speaker 2>He looks the fuck this is wild. He looks fucking crazy, buddy.
<v Speaker 1>He's about to lose that first name here in a minute.
<v Speaker 2>Crazy sash did you? Oh yeah, what I wrote? Christopher Daniels.
<v Speaker 2>Christopher Daniels, Okay, he looks nuts here. I don't even
<v Speaker 2>know what he's wearing. I don't know this fucking mustache.
<v Speaker 1>He's just coming up with ship.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean for him they were doing.
<v Speaker 1>I swear to god, there was a moment where they
<v Speaker 1>were gonna go somewhere with the fallen Angel thing. This
<v Speaker 1>is this is this is his whole career, by the way,
<v Speaker 1>his whole career is we should do something with his
<v Speaker 1>fallen angel thing. Nah, I don't worry about it.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck all that. Go have a good match, funck off, lose.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you should lose a lot. Yeah, Okay, I got you.
<v Speaker 2>So Lauren tells him that Eric Young has drawn the
<v Speaker 2>line in the stand and tonight he wants to start
<v Speaker 2>by making an example out of you, and Daniel says, listen,
<v Speaker 2>shame on him for everything we fought for over the
<v Speaker 2>last seven years. This is how he repays the fans
<v Speaker 2>of the American fans. I said, Oh fuck. He says,
<v Speaker 2>you know what, screw Eric Young. He wants us to
<v Speaker 2>stand up and take notes on what I have. And
<v Speaker 2>he says, while you be a man and stand up
<v Speaker 2>and be a match. Stand up. And Lauren says, listen,
<v Speaker 2>fair warning. I know your magic against Eric Young, but
<v Speaker 2>he's out there in the ring with Kiyoshi and Bashir.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck what am I gonna do? Kyoshi and Daniel said
<v Speaker 2>nothing to that just means they're all taking my finish,
<v Speaker 2>kidding me. So all of a sudden, Chris Saban walks
<v Speaker 2>into the shot in front of them and then almost
<v Speaker 2>collides with the camera, and he stops and looks at
<v Speaker 2>the camera and says whoa, And Alex Shelly's here and
<v Speaker 2>he says. Saban says, dude, look at this, and Shelley says,
<v Speaker 2>I know, I can't believe it either. Hold on and
<v Speaker 2>he says it's some kind of futuristic magical eye, some
<v Speaker 2>sort of filming device, and Saman says, oh, it's a
<v Speaker 2>TV camera. That's right, you say we forgot because we
<v Speaker 2>haven't been on TV in so long.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, they haven't been used on a TV gugged.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they don't get booked.
<v Speaker 3>I wish you would have been like, WHOA, what kind
<v Speaker 3>of camera is this?
<v Speaker 1>And Alex Shelley would have been able to name the
<v Speaker 1>camera off, like exactly this thing. Yeah right, they thought
<v Speaker 1>the thing for no reason.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, samans saying that they haven't been on TV in
<v Speaker 2>a long time. That's what pisss Daniels off the most,
<v Speaker 2>and he fucking grips save it up and he shoves.
<v Speaker 2>He say, hey, you see what's going on around here.
<v Speaker 2>Your jobs are in jeopardy and Shelley says, no kidding, man,
<v Speaker 2>we haven't been on TV a month. This sucks, dude,
<v Speaker 2>right now, you know, Dragon ads begging for me to
<v Speaker 2>come through as I've been on TV because you haven't
<v Speaker 2>doing anything to get noticed.
<v Speaker 1>Are doing the best wrestlings year, Like, I don't know,
<v Speaker 1>I don't We're red hot right now.
<v Speaker 2>I got a idea, Daniels, how about we go with
<v Speaker 2>you and see who gets a bigger.
<v Speaker 3>Reaction, Dude.
<v Speaker 1>The idea of two thousand and nine Motor City not
<v Speaker 1>being used is like, I don't know, it's just such
<v Speaker 1>an abstract thing to be two thousand and nine Motor
<v Speaker 1>City is like they they have so much mileage left,
<v Speaker 1>and they were like, yeah, we just can't use you
<v Speaker 1>because we have to do a forty five man brawl
<v Speaker 1>and there's no way neither you could be Yeah, you
<v Speaker 1>gotta get the fuck out of the way. Boys. Neither
<v Speaker 1>of these dudes are in like any plans for these
<v Speaker 1>sixty man fucking World War three style brawl. No Mick
<v Speaker 1>Foley wins the Legends title. Sorry, Chris Save and Alex Shelley.
<v Speaker 1>You gotta get get the fuck out of here.
<v Speaker 2>Dain they dude. I think this is around the time
<v Speaker 2>where like Mick Foley makes fun of their song too,
<v Speaker 2>like that's your song sucks, boy.
<v Speaker 1>That is fucking crazy, man.
<v Speaker 2>That's the best we got Chris Saber.
<v Speaker 1>Is my fucking goat. I can't believe this is happening
<v Speaker 1>to him.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well we haven't been on TV tomorrow today.
<v Speaker 1>We're taking you. They're taking our spots. You fucking jackasses.
<v Speaker 2>You are taking you act like immature jackass Kring. His
<v Speaker 2>signs are on the impact zone. They're doing something to
<v Speaker 2>getting noticed. You want to be on TV, then let's
<v Speaker 2>go out there and fight this fight.
<v Speaker 3>You want to be on TV.
<v Speaker 1>You see the fucking mustache, I'm on TV.
<v Speaker 3>Do something like this? You see this?
<v Speaker 2>You see she just gotta funked up. Well you go
<v Speaker 2>figure it out.
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you get a little bit more like Kyoshi
<v Speaker 1>and this sheer guys like this, check the mustache. You
<v Speaker 1>know what.
<v Speaker 2>I always want to patter in my career around Chi.
<v Speaker 1>That's canmmick up for me? I'm dropping my first name
<v Speaker 1>checking the mustads. Yeah, or even Hernandez says sick mustache.
<v Speaker 2>That must be gonna fucking message in the back. Remember
<v Speaker 2>when like w W were telling girls in like uh
<v Speaker 2>ov W or whatever, Hey, any of you want to
<v Speaker 2>go bald, you can be on this show. You a
<v Speaker 2>bunk And the team said, yeah, that's what they said, here, hey, anyone,
<v Speaker 2>what a girl biggest one?
<v Speaker 5>You could be more like haul cocin.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, girls trying to send down feelers and the host.
<v Speaker 2>We just want to show Hulk what it looks like
<v Speaker 2>to have the biggest one stach.
<v Speaker 3>It's like it's like an American psycho scene.
<v Speaker 1>With Whole Cocain. He's across the.
<v Speaker 3>Table, Dixon cock juncts, slide on some.
<v Speaker 5>Nice heca he.
<v Speaker 3>Starts stroking the.
<v Speaker 1>Nuts, bro, but look at these and he slides them
<v Speaker 1>back over and it's all the errors of him with
<v Speaker 1>the sweep mustache.
<v Speaker 5>This this is red and yellow.
<v Speaker 2>Here's a here's some pictures I had drawn off a
<v Speaker 2>vpating on your guys. Tell you this is look Wow,
<v Speaker 2>holy fucking shit, that's funny. Well this is how MotorCity
<v Speaker 2>going on TV. Daniel says, you guys, fucking steak. You
<v Speaker 2>gotta do something to get on TV and they can
<v Speaker 2>second him out of here for this match.
<v Speaker 1>That's unbelievable. I mean, that's genuinely, genuinely unbelievable.
<v Speaker 2>It's absurd, like if and like, why couldn't MotorCity have
<v Speaker 2>accidentally won the IVGV TEX titles.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Oh my god, I like, there's a point in
<v Speaker 1>this show where like I'm just begging to book this show.
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like begging. I'm just like.
<v Speaker 2>Please, talking about a lot where there's gotta be a
<v Speaker 2>good match on the show.
<v Speaker 1>Just one.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's just gotta be one good match.
<v Speaker 1>And TNA just been so long not giving one good
<v Speaker 1>match on TV.
<v Speaker 2>They loved not doing that.
<v Speaker 1>I understand Jared and Russo that wrestling doesn't sell, but
<v Speaker 1>you gotta give the people what they want sometimes, just one.
<v Speaker 2>In an hour and a half this two hour show,
<v Speaker 2>give me one.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking something to talk about the boards and be like,
<v Speaker 1>did you guys see this match on TNA?
<v Speaker 2>Instead, I gotta go see Daniels.
<v Speaker 1>I go to the Boords and they said, well, Motorcity's
<v Speaker 1>not being used again.
<v Speaker 5>Fuck fuck.
<v Speaker 3>I just wanted to say to these.
<v Speaker 2>Good ones, they're making fun to be crazy on the boards, jarring.
<v Speaker 1>So Christopher Daniels versus Eric Young is up next the
<v Speaker 1>motor City good it should be right. MotorCity machine guns
<v Speaker 1>come down, very nonchalant. Alex Shelley hurt his leg. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>so Daniels starts this match off on top.
<v Speaker 3>Here hits a leg, Larry it look.
<v Speaker 2>Nice, there's a MotorCity chant.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course. I mean this crowd is begging for
<v Speaker 1>motor City to be on this show.
<v Speaker 3>MotorCity.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, you know, they have crazy stes now,
<v Speaker 1>they're a legendary team that a lot of tag teams
<v Speaker 1>like looked up to, especially from the air inspired a
<v Speaker 1>lot of teams. So it's really really weird in two
<v Speaker 1>thousand and nine to be watching these two guys not
<v Speaker 1>be on TV. In their storylines, we were on TV.
<v Speaker 2>It's fuck, like that's the best you got for them?
<v Speaker 2>Is completely insane. I mean, like they've had They've had
<v Speaker 2>titles everywhere. I mean, they had TNA titles, they had
<v Speaker 2>to fucking you know, the rh titles they are of
<v Speaker 2>course DPW World Tag Team Champions, they had those god
<v Speaker 2>damn titles just so everyone knows that the DVW Tag
<v Speaker 2>TP titles just put it out in there. So like, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>this hurts.
<v Speaker 1>So Daniel sits a topic to the outside as Kyoshi
<v Speaker 1>pulls Eric Young out, he hits both of them, and
<v Speaker 1>then him and chic abdul Bashir get into a little
<v Speaker 1>fight for a second. The numbers game is too much
<v Speaker 1>and Eric Young takes over in the match here.
<v Speaker 2>Motor City did not help it all. They're busy, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>the motasy machine guns are looking at magazines. No, that's
<v Speaker 2>not magazines. They're reading video game instruction manuals. Geez, get
<v Speaker 2>with the century, will Yams.
<v Speaker 1>Donald West was like real passive about the video game thing.
<v Speaker 2>Don West is a heel here, but it's like it
<v Speaker 2>feels like they beat him to shit to like abuse him,
<v Speaker 2>so he had to be heel. Like he's a somber heel.
<v Speaker 2>He's not very excited about much. Maybe they said, hey,
<v Speaker 2>you enjoyed this show too much. Heels wouldn't like this
<v Speaker 2>shitty show.
<v Speaker 3>Uh, moder City.
<v Speaker 1>We're looking at the manual for Star Ocean. The last hope,
<v Speaker 1>by the way.
<v Speaker 2>Was that holy ship. Did you fucking like you saw it?
<v Speaker 1>Or I did? I saw it? Yeah?
<v Speaker 2>I could not figure it out. That's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Star Ocean the last hope. I don't know if it
<v Speaker 1>was the instruction manual or it was like a game
<v Speaker 1>Informer that was talking about the people in Stars. It's
<v Speaker 1>a j RPG sort of like Final Fantasy and uh,
<v Speaker 1>but it wasn't turn based. It was like you would
<v Speaker 1>just actually fight with the moves and ship.
<v Speaker 2>Sure, Okay, well that's fucking unbelievable. Yeah, okay, did you No?
<v Speaker 1>I didn't.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, understanding.
<v Speaker 1>Halo three, buddy, I don't know what you wanted for me.
<v Speaker 1>You still are play Halo two now further. Euy goes
<v Speaker 1>up and misses a moon salt, which allows Daniel's time,
<v Speaker 1>and he fires up with his comeback, a two line
<v Speaker 1>spinning heel kick into a jumbo knee and then hits
<v Speaker 1>the Kano clasm for ah count.
<v Speaker 2>I was sad that Mike and I didn't know it
<v Speaker 2>was the iconoclasm, but.
<v Speaker 3>It was just a big move off the top for it.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that kind of sucked. I'll be honest.
<v Speaker 2>I mean I hate this. You're the ex division guy.
<v Speaker 2>God damn you come on. Then Daniels goes for a
<v Speaker 2>blue thunderbomb off a whip. Uh somehow turns and cheeses
<v Speaker 2>like a half power bomb. It looked weird as.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he still got him around for it, but yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it was a little silly looking. Daniel goes off for
<v Speaker 1>the BM, but Eric Young moves Uh. Daniels ends up got.
<v Speaker 3>Kicking open to go over the Angels wings.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you, I'm going for my ship.
<v Speaker 1>And of course Kyoshi comes in and then sprays him
<v Speaker 1>with the mist while the ref is distracted.
<v Speaker 3>Now, why does he got the missed?
<v Speaker 2>You think I don't understand the thing here, Becuz, Bro.
<v Speaker 1>That's just what he's got, Bro, that's what he does.
<v Speaker 1>So Eric Young it's the jumping pile driver and gets
<v Speaker 1>the victory.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, MotorCity are still reading like shikhab doublsh is distracting
<v Speaker 2>the ref. Kio she comes in, big missed. Alex shelliam
<v Speaker 2>slor reading a fucking manual.
<v Speaker 1>There's been so much more in that thing.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well there's gotta be. You got a refresher there.
<v Speaker 2>Today on commentary saying we know about that unwritten locker
<v Speaker 2>room code that you don't use the pilo driver because
<v Speaker 2>of the potential injury risk on the neck into the spine,
<v Speaker 2>and Eric Young broke that code.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so shit, So the pile driver is not banned
<v Speaker 1>in TNA. They just have gas. The boys have gas.
<v Speaker 1>They have gentleman agreements to not use moves and and
<v Speaker 1>Eric Young is not fucking following the gas.
<v Speaker 3>Son of a bitch, that happens in call of duty.
<v Speaker 1>You're never playing call of duty ever again, buddy, man
<v Speaker 1>if you're breaking gas. You're done here, dude, Yeah, Eric here,
<v Speaker 1>that's for a lot of games. Yeah, I mean you
<v Speaker 1>gotta have some gas because if you're using cheese, fuck
<v Speaker 1>you man, it's like using bailout and fucking aw fight
<v Speaker 1>forever you bail out.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you can do it.
<v Speaker 2>It's fucking corny and fucking yeah, and I don't want
<v Speaker 2>to play with you. Also, Yeah, motor City through this
<v Speaker 2>whole thing, them celebrating all are still reading his magazine
<v Speaker 2>until sheik Abdubashier and Kiyoshi. For some reason double baseball
<v Speaker 2>slide them. I don't know why they didn't just try
<v Speaker 2>to get them other side. They very easily could have
<v Speaker 2>joined World Lead. Yeah, I mean, like, what the fuck
<v Speaker 2>ouse are they doing? They can't get on TV? They
<v Speaker 2>the world elite fucking guys.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they could have put Detroit on the tron.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they would have a taunt then they do
<v Speaker 2>the gimmick.
<v Speaker 5>Made if I joined them, we'll get on TV. That's
<v Speaker 5>a great idea, actually good angle.
<v Speaker 2>They should why not fuck it? But no, they got
<v Speaker 2>their asses gagged.
<v Speaker 1>Then they disappear TNA heart justice commercial music video style.
<v Speaker 2>I mean they would they pay a lot for this
<v Speaker 2>song or something. What I have to hear this whole song.
<v Speaker 1>Shit's clean, ain't it.
<v Speaker 2>I hate this fucking song, James, this fucking song, pomp
<v Speaker 2>it up. Dn's gonna burned down the film that goddamn
<v Speaker 2>music video in a prison. Yeah, I get it. It's
<v Speaker 2>hard justice. Oh yeah, I have to the whole song
<v Speaker 2>out to watch a music video for Get Me Out
<v Speaker 2>of Air.
<v Speaker 1>So uh Later tonight we got T three D and
<v Speaker 1>the Beer Money and they're facing off against British Invasion
<v Speaker 1>and Booker and Steiner, who are the teenag Tag.
<v Speaker 2>Champs eight Man Tag. All yeah, man, I'm sure it's hard.
<v Speaker 1>To sit down.
<v Speaker 3>Interview, All right, great Matt Morgan and aj.
<v Speaker 1>Styles and stinging British magnets.
<v Speaker 2>Of course, what is wrong?
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, just no room for the MotorCity machine guns. Guys,
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to tell you.
<v Speaker 5>They were on the show already. They were already on
<v Speaker 5>What do you want, James?
<v Speaker 2>What Morgan?
<v Speaker 5>They're already on the show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right. I just you know, maybe a Max
<v Speaker 1>should have been killing.
<v Speaker 5>That's all right, they had three magazines.
<v Speaker 1>It's all good. So we go backstage. Lauren is here
<v Speaker 1>with Team three D and beer money.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, uh, Lauren talk about you know the world, MAFI
<v Speaker 2>have given you no choice but to put your differences
<v Speaker 2>aside and fights one unit Bobby Rude. Then got's a
<v Speaker 2>fucking horrible Bromo.
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't have anything to say, there's nothing to say,
<v Speaker 1>just let us have the man tag.
<v Speaker 2>God damn, he's super not confident here, not his fucking fault.
<v Speaker 2>But I was like, wow, this is.
<v Speaker 3>Strong, said, can you talk about the match coming up?
<v Speaker 3>What do you want me to say?
<v Speaker 1>We don't do anything?
<v Speaker 3>How long is the match?
<v Speaker 1>Like two minutes? What do you let me say?
<v Speaker 2>What am I doing here? Let me wrestle?
<v Speaker 5>Can't we wrestle?
<v Speaker 1>Like?
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck are we doing?
<v Speaker 1>Two thousand and nine?
<v Speaker 2>We gotta fucking mesting through with Devil'd be pretty sweet.
<v Speaker 2>Matt Morgan, Fucking Mat Morgan? The fuck is going on here?
<v Speaker 5>Man?
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, he just talks about his history with Eric
<v Speaker 2>Young and the boat being of course Canadian, uh, and
<v Speaker 2>they traveled all over North America before teen the existed,
<v Speaker 2>and he remembers the day Eric Young and him begged
<v Speaker 2>Jeff Jared for a job, and he says, whether or
<v Speaker 2>not him and Jeff Jared s I I right now
<v Speaker 2>is a different story. But what is the story is
<v Speaker 2>that Eric Young is running ramping around here and I'm
<v Speaker 2>not going to stand for it. So he walks off.
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, wow, that was fucking just a whole bunch
<v Speaker 2>of hoopla. And then brother Wright says, yo, you think
<v Speaker 2>you're pisseding Eric Young? He's fucking fired up. Nobody's got
<v Speaker 2>more reason to be mad than me and my brother Devon.
<v Speaker 2>Last week at a tables match Team three the British invasion,
<v Speaker 2>my brother Devon had the match one. Eric rung Young.
<v Speaker 2>You came in, you picked up that it GP belt
<v Speaker 2>and you cranked him square across the head. You flipped
<v Speaker 2>a pile. What the fuck are you talking about? Go
<v Speaker 2>back to the videotape. Every TNA fan knows it. Beer
<v Speaker 2>Money's pissed. I'm triple pissed. He's so pissed he might
<v Speaker 2>not even say testify.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, that's how I.
<v Speaker 2>And he said, We've sent him a million Like God damn,
<v Speaker 2>he was getting annihilated in E c W for years
<v Speaker 2>and like he never got mad enough that he couldn't
<v Speaker 2>say testify. But this, this is what did it, Because
<v Speaker 2>God did British Invasion didn't ask Nu Japan for provision,
<v Speaker 2>and then says, oh my brother testify.
<v Speaker 8>So crazy, he's so pissy wanted, oh my brother testify ship.
<v Speaker 8>I'm sorry, dude, I fucked it up.
<v Speaker 2>I'm not about about it.
<v Speaker 5>Okay, can we try that again?
<v Speaker 2>No?
<v Speaker 5>We lie?
<v Speaker 2>Bobby returned, Hell no, I don't got that prom.
<v Speaker 1>Cares all right. So British Invasion and Booker and Steiner
<v Speaker 1>versus Team three D and Beer Money of course, Preservasion
<v Speaker 1>b Team three D tables match to win the i
<v Speaker 1>w GP tag titles. We talked about that, we get
<v Speaker 1>ship fuck that beer Boozer Cruiser comes out the crowd
<v Speaker 1>all hell yeah, man, yeah, all right, we should be
<v Speaker 1>seeing Beer Money versus Water City right now?
<v Speaker 5>What the is going man?
<v Speaker 2>Man Don West says he'd like to apologize to the
<v Speaker 2>children at home for brother Ray's language reprehensible?
<v Speaker 3>Sorry lied, Devon did say testify?
<v Speaker 5>Sorry, guys, I would like to apologize.
<v Speaker 1>So Steiner starts off kicking Bubba Ray's ass, which is awesome, dude.
<v Speaker 2>He scoop slams him, flexes at the crowd, and then
<v Speaker 2>spits just a gnarly loogie right in deep.
<v Speaker 1>It's been like, I don't know, sixty seconds, he's already
<v Speaker 1>got a crazy Lougie. So Crazy Storm and Doug Williams
<v Speaker 1>are in and Storm goes for Urinagie and Williams just
<v Speaker 1>does not go up, so he just puts them back down.
<v Speaker 2>That guy, why the fuck did that happen?
<v Speaker 1>Have no idea. It was funny, though, Beer.
<v Speaker 3>But of course the freak Rob Terry comes in and
<v Speaker 3>double lines him.
<v Speaker 2>He's a big, big bastard man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, he was. I mean, goddamn looking at this
<v Speaker 1>guy like I can, and I can tell you understand
<v Speaker 1>why you wouldn't want to push him. Why not look
<v Speaker 1>at this fucking guy who gives a ship if you're
<v Speaker 1>a wrestler, and not look at this guy.
<v Speaker 2>He is a freak of nature. I mean, he can't
<v Speaker 2>wrestle a lick, be good.
<v Speaker 1>And fuck it.
<v Speaker 3>He gives his.
<v Speaker 2>Ask, can take a chair shot to the head and
<v Speaker 2>like whatever, that's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>And he had some great TNA gimmicks. I mean, Robbie
<v Speaker 1>t is fucking gi me. Yeah, the freak with the mask,
<v Speaker 1>he never did anything, but man, it was awesome. Whenever
<v Speaker 1>he came out and taunted.
<v Speaker 2>He all I do is look at him. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>just look at this guy. He's a great heater and
<v Speaker 2>just to be a ring us hell, goddamn, let's go man.
<v Speaker 3>He fucking ships me beer money.
<v Speaker 1>So he comes in, Rob Terry double lines him, crowded channing,
<v Speaker 1>he's on steroids. That's nuts.
<v Speaker 3>Come on, this guy's natty. He is natty.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I mean this is the most like one
<v Speaker 1>sugar breast to a sparagus ass looking motherfucker I've ever
<v Speaker 1>seen in my life. It's he Actually it doesn't stay
<v Speaker 1>as huge as he is here, Like when he does
<v Speaker 1>the Robbie t stuff, the big Rob little Rob stuff,
<v Speaker 1>he's a little smaller.
<v Speaker 3>He actually becomes like more like.
<v Speaker 1>He's like, uh, not as wide, right, he's still like
<v Speaker 1>yazy fucking ripped.
<v Speaker 2>A super big again as the Freak though my brain,
<v Speaker 2>he was gigantic as the Freak, more so than Robbie t.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Robbie t Okay because he was in a cardigan
<v Speaker 1>the whole time. Okay, are you gonna be that? Oh
<v Speaker 1>my god, you're not the list bro that's his gas.
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a bush.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Jesse though that I mean, God, Robbie though, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>you gotta give it to him for that one. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>he did the most he could with dude.
<v Speaker 1>So Robbie has been in w B for this ten
<v Speaker 1>years or something, there's still there. I haven't seen him
<v Speaker 1>once ever. I haven't seen him.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you've seen him one time, goddamn von Wagner, Oh
<v Speaker 2>von Wager. Yeah, so one time.
<v Speaker 1>All right, he's on steroids. Everyone comes in and they
<v Speaker 1>start fighting till it's just Bubba and Doug Williams. Team
<v Speaker 1>three D hit the wa and call for the tables.
<v Speaker 1>But then here comes World Elite dude.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, brother Ray does the Devon get the table thing?
<v Speaker 2>He says, Devon, And then Devon does the Prince not Dance.
<v Speaker 2>I must have missed this era.
<v Speaker 3>He does the no dance, and that's this area does
<v Speaker 3>the not On dancing.
<v Speaker 1>There's like a fifty to fifty chance, he says, testifier,
<v Speaker 1>not depending on how nady you.
<v Speaker 2>Goose. It's a sliding scale. So yeah, as you're saying,
<v Speaker 2>fucking World of League comes out, it's all the fucking
<v Speaker 2>stars of here, Eric Young Kyo, sheik Abdul Bashir, Team
<v Speaker 2>three D as attracted by this uh and then fucking
<v Speaker 2>motor City and Daniels come out and attack those dudes.
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh shit, okay, there they didn't like being
<v Speaker 2>Baseball's fucking slided. Maybe those guys shouldn't have attacked Motor
<v Speaker 2>City for no reason.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they joined.
<v Speaker 2>So now we get into just an unreal fucking situation here.
<v Speaker 2>This seems like a nightmare to direct. I'm like, that's
<v Speaker 2>the suppressive her. The thing here to me is like
<v Speaker 2>that they were able to do this, and like if
<v Speaker 2>something got fucked up, I didn't notice because it's I guess,
<v Speaker 2>you know, how do you How does something get fucked
<v Speaker 2>up if it's just everyone's objective is chaos, right, Like.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's gotta be I mean there's more people
<v Speaker 1>that come out, but already, yes, this's gotta be like
<v Speaker 1>twenty people out here.
<v Speaker 2>And there's yeah, like you said, there's more that come
<v Speaker 2>MotorCity and Daniels come out attack. They're attacking world elite dudes.
<v Speaker 2>Mick Foley is now here, Kevin Nash is here. They're
<v Speaker 2>fighting Nashes in a velvet jumpsuit this whole time.
<v Speaker 3>He comes down at.
<v Speaker 2>All the dudes with the fucked up knees kind of
<v Speaker 2>spry take their way out here. MC Foley's fighting Nash.
<v Speaker 2>Kurt Angle runs down. He's fighting with Brother Ray. Kurt
<v Speaker 2>Angle rushes out to fight, and Brother Ray immediately double
<v Speaker 2>legs him and lifts him up and runs him to
<v Speaker 2>a ring boost probably all right, Stings here and Joe
<v Speaker 2>is out here. Foley and Sting are kicking Angle's ass
<v Speaker 2>until Joe gets involved. Then Bobby Lashley attacks Joe. Don
<v Speaker 2>West is on commentary saying, fire this referee. He can
<v Speaker 2>lost control the whole message.
<v Speaker 1>The match is not thrown out, by the way, the
<v Speaker 1>match is still going.
<v Speaker 2>Just a fucking finish. I said what. Bobby Rude goes
<v Speaker 2>to the top rope. He's trying to do something to
<v Speaker 2>Rob Terry in the ring. Tracy Brooks from the main
<v Speaker 2>event Mafia pushes him off the top. Rob Terry choke
<v Speaker 2>slams Bobby Root, and Rob Terry wins for the boys.
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't believe it, ben So British invasions celebrate Brove style.
<v Speaker 1>I've never seen this, by the way, maybe in w CW,
<v Speaker 1>like where there's like a twenty man all out brawl
<v Speaker 1>involving people in the match and it's not thrown out.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they must have been, like I don't care, bro
<v Speaker 2>fucking we need them to get away.
<v Speaker 1>Rob Terry needs a whim brou came bro.
<v Speaker 2>So Rob Terry does the weirdest face I've ever seen
<v Speaker 2>in my life. It looks like if there's a picture
<v Speaker 2>flowing around him of Jericho's like, uh, fucking the face
<v Speaker 2>they made for him for Terrifier three. That's what Rob
<v Speaker 2>Terry looks like. He is same.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's awesome.
<v Speaker 2>British Invasion are now stomping out Bobby Rood until James
<v Speaker 2>Storm makes us safe. Everyone is fighting here, man, I
<v Speaker 2>mean one's on the floor fighting. They're running spots in
<v Speaker 2>the ring. Oddly enough, that's the like there's brawl. They
<v Speaker 2>brawl around this entire building and in the ring they're
<v Speaker 2>just running spots.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just the entire time. Yes, this is like a
<v Speaker 1>seven or eight minute brawl and they're just doing shit
<v Speaker 1>in the ring.
<v Speaker 2>You're just running.
<v Speaker 1>I do imagine they said, all right, whenever we get
<v Speaker 1>past that tag match, let's in.
<v Speaker 2>The ring, let's break this shipmod of city. You have
<v Speaker 2>no TV. In a minute, we got so Ey's fighting
<v Speaker 2>with Daniels. Nash is throwing punches at Legit whoever he can.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if he knows what team he's on.
<v Speaker 2>He's just throwing bunches securities out here and trying to
<v Speaker 2>break everyone up. Mike to Nay yells, there's a ride
<v Speaker 2>of the back zode. We go to commercial. We're back
<v Speaker 2>from commercial. Kurt Angle is breaking through security to fight
<v Speaker 2>mc foley. The bell is ringing just out of control here,
<v Speaker 2>great ring bell work here. I got a lot of
<v Speaker 2>respect for the timekeepers of the business. I gotta tell
<v Speaker 2>you that no real ones, the true real Thank you
<v Speaker 2>forgaring about the ring bell stings fighting with Kurt's to
<v Speaker 2>the back. Same with Nash and Foley. Today's says, Oh,
<v Speaker 2>we're we're trying to get a TNA camera outside. I'm
<v Speaker 2>in form we're gonna pick it up from the security camera.
<v Speaker 2>I said, what what They tap into the security feed.
<v Speaker 2>They can just do this at any.
<v Speaker 1>Time, I guess camera.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're just connected to it and they can show
<v Speaker 2>whenever they won on TV and it's up above on
<v Speaker 2>the outside and they show just what's going on. Kevin
<v Speaker 2>Nash has fallen through a table. Mcfoley's throwing a box
<v Speaker 2>full of packing peanuts on.
<v Speaker 1>Top of him. Anytime the brawls, got packing peanuts. You know,
<v Speaker 1>it's get out of control.
<v Speaker 2>It's it's insane. Well, we have a regular cameraman here.
<v Speaker 2>Now mcfoley's punching Kurt in the face. There's a table
<v Speaker 2>leaning against like a fence that's supposed to separate them
<v Speaker 2>from I guess the fans or something stinging Kurtier just
<v Speaker 2>throwing each other into this. Now Foley is laying next
<v Speaker 2>to Snash through a table that Nash already was in,
<v Speaker 2>and Ash is swinging a trash can backwards at his head.
<v Speaker 1>The trash can is a lot of use in this riot.
<v Speaker 2>It does. Oh my, it's like the biggest weapon they got.
<v Speaker 1>They also have a ton of fans from the park
<v Speaker 1>like watching this behind the guardrail.
<v Speaker 2>They show it too, like you can see it kind
<v Speaker 2>of behind the fight. There's like a ton of them,
<v Speaker 2>but none of them are reacting. It's almost like video
<v Speaker 2>gamestyle where they're.
<v Speaker 1>Just there standing there.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so you think they.
<v Speaker 2>Told them, hey, come fucking watch this.
<v Speaker 1>They think it's real. They said, oh my god, oh
<v Speaker 1>my god, that's probably what they did. That's why the
<v Speaker 1>cops came.
<v Speaker 3>They said, there's a fight here.
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, Scott Starter's getting his hands kicked out. But
<v Speaker 2>for some.
<v Speaker 3>Reason, there was no dq in the fucking match, said.
<v Speaker 2>The British invasion. One fucking call the cops. No. Another
<v Speaker 2>cameraman runs across the other side a lot to find
<v Speaker 2>more fighting going on. They're just branding each other with
<v Speaker 2>trash can lids. Magnus I think, throws Bobby Root into
<v Speaker 2>a random car. Then Devon throws Steiner into this car.
<v Speaker 2>Car is this song? Thrown the car?
<v Speaker 1>And then everyone's brain clicked at the same time, A said,
<v Speaker 1>all ship, the car's fair use.
<v Speaker 2>They just start spamming, moves onto it.
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's my car.
<v Speaker 2>Rob Bartley runs in.
<v Speaker 5>It and digs it.
<v Speaker 2>Hell, that'd be fucking sick. So we're back to the
<v Speaker 2>ring now. Daniels is doing a uranaggy and fucking dude
<v Speaker 2>ge and him up crazy for the bm E. He
<v Speaker 2>does it today on commentary says, wait a minute, don
<v Speaker 2>another bra has broken out of the locker room. We
<v Speaker 2>go to the locker room. Lashly and Joe are being
<v Speaker 2>held back by Billy Gunn and his friends. They're trying
<v Speaker 2>to fight. Brother Ray is now smashing a chair into
<v Speaker 2>a table that's propped up that booker Tea is standing behind.
<v Speaker 2>It's so much so that Booker t collapses with the
<v Speaker 2>table on top of him, and brother Rick keeps beating
<v Speaker 2>the ship out of him. Uh. Now Nash is running
<v Speaker 2>a closed hangar into mcfoley. What the fuck is this thing?
<v Speaker 3>I have no idea what this is.
<v Speaker 5>Yes, it's just on wheels, you know where you're hanging
<v Speaker 5>your clothes, you know, like.
<v Speaker 2>You like your wardrobe on you.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he just like with wheels on. He just wheels
<v Speaker 5>it into pretty Fuck.
<v Speaker 2>He's running into Folly fully selling it like he just
<v Speaker 2>fell off the hellness. He's like a sting is now
<v Speaker 2>hitting Nash in the head with a trash can. Storm
<v Speaker 2>hits Magnets with a trash can. Don Westell commentary says,
<v Speaker 2>I should take my head set off and go get me.
<v Speaker 2>So that would have been funny as fuck Today, Doc
<v Speaker 2>Wet's running out and thrown bunches. They go on the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Don west does be and me. Brother Raight chokes Scott's
<v Speaker 2>Sto with a table. I don't know how to explain
<v Speaker 2>that any better. Yeah, yeah, I mean this is fun
<v Speaker 2>as fuck. I mean it's chaotic, everyone's fighting it.
<v Speaker 1>I mean it just it got like so out of control,
<v Speaker 1>like the the Joe and Bobby Lashley fighting in the
<v Speaker 1>locker room is the funniest shit I've ever seen. Oh wait,
<v Speaker 1>there's a bra in the locker room.
<v Speaker 2>There's more, dude.
<v Speaker 5>They like the way they film it is cool too,
<v Speaker 5>because it's like the cameramen are like purposely filming shittily,
<v Speaker 5>you know what I mean. I don't know how, but
<v Speaker 5>like they're they're like running around and catch the action.
<v Speaker 5>So it's like very chaotic. And they do a lot
<v Speaker 5>of cuts too that make it seem more chaotic.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's not obnoxious, like, you.
<v Speaker 5>Know, not really No, it like fits perfectly, I think.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and now here comes the fucking cops. The cops
<v Speaker 2>are here. Real, Oh shit, the cops come out. Don
<v Speaker 2>West says they need to come in here and arrest
<v Speaker 2>brother Ray. Fucking nuts. They only come to arrest him.
<v Speaker 2>The cops are here to run around with batons. I
<v Speaker 2>thought this was a you touch. All of the heels
<v Speaker 2>only were the ones that raised their hands up to surrender. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>the faces were still like just trying to fight and
<v Speaker 2>get him back. All the heels are like, oh fuck
<v Speaker 2>o ship, Sorry.
<v Speaker 5>Dude, that wood cup comes out with a He's like,
<v Speaker 5>she like whips that out and super serious.
<v Speaker 2>I thought this was a ship.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>He got called from the people in the park watching.
<v Speaker 2>Two cop cars pulled up and said, oh fuck, we
<v Speaker 2>only scheduled one. Hey, hey, so we got a commercial.
<v Speaker 2>We come back and it's Don West and Mike Today
<v Speaker 2>a commentary and they're like, holy ship today, says In
<v Speaker 2>all my years in wrestling, I've never seen anything like that.
<v Speaker 2>Even at the height of the n w.
<v Speaker 1>O, I was like, all right, all right with dollar ma,
<v Speaker 1>buddy the cops shoot got called on that one.
<v Speaker 2>Brother, I mean, it's not playing. I mean this was
<v Speaker 2>fun as fuck, man, I know, it was awesome. I
<v Speaker 2>thought this same they do. They do this again, by
<v Speaker 2>the way, like years later, they do it with fucking
<v Speaker 2>uh aces and eights.
<v Speaker 3>Oh really, yeah no, this is I mean the impact Zone.
<v Speaker 3>Riot is like a thing they go to a lot.
<v Speaker 2>It's fun.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is fun because they have a lot of
<v Speaker 1>different areas they can do shit in.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's cheez huh. You get like
<v Speaker 2>just a you have a recording studio, you can just
<v Speaker 2>do anything everywhere.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they should fight out into the park and in
<v Speaker 1>the whole ride. Oh my god, they're on the whole.
<v Speaker 2>Holy should the bluemant grouper get their asses beat help?
<v Speaker 3>Who's on the whole ride?
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Very nice?
<v Speaker 1>So uh yeah, I guess the Yeah, I guess the
<v Speaker 1>police come and then like we can just get on
<v Speaker 1>with the show now, So it's cool.
<v Speaker 2>They don't really explain much after that, because they don't
<v Speaker 2>say anyone got arrested.
<v Speaker 1>They don't say, actually, everyone's cool, they'll be out here later,
<v Speaker 1>don't worry about it.
<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, spoilers, nobody gets arrested. The cops don't do anything,
<v Speaker 2>and they don't help with anything. Usual huh.
<v Speaker 1>So now it's signed for Alyssa Flash and Tracy Brooks
<v Speaker 1>versus Taylor Wilde and si Rita.
<v Speaker 2>So Alyssa Flash just debuted. I think I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if Serena was already there or what. But like a
<v Speaker 2>few weeks ago, Alyssa Flash and Serena had like an
<v Speaker 2>awesome match, and that's why they're like kind of going
<v Speaker 2>with them here. And then two weeks ago, knockout law
<v Speaker 2>Tracy Brooks took advantage of a loophole in the rules.
<v Speaker 2>I don't understand what this meant. They were saying that,
<v Speaker 2>like the rules stated, the last knockout Standing won this
<v Speaker 2>Battle Royal. So she won the Battle Royal by eliminating
<v Speaker 2>and coffee.
<v Speaker 5>The thing, wasn't she like a ref knockouts ref or something?
<v Speaker 2>Was she okay?
<v Speaker 5>Because it looked like it was like a ref thing?
<v Speaker 2>So I think she, oh, sure, okay, that would make sense. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>horrible Tony, but like, yeah, I understand it.
<v Speaker 5>Last Knockoutstanding Yeah, so there.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So she's in main event in Mafia. She won
<v Speaker 2>a Battle Royal. I guess everyone wanted to be in
<v Speaker 2>the main event Mafia. And then last week, Taylor Wilde
<v Speaker 2>told Tracy that as Tracy being in the original, like
<v Speaker 2>an original knockout, she was someone all the knockouts looked
<v Speaker 2>up to, and Taylor was upset when Tracy Brooks told
<v Speaker 2>her that she was too soft for the business and
<v Speaker 2>to get in a new line of work for now.
<v Speaker 1>You couldn't cut it in there. I came up there.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, god, damn you, what are you gonna do?
<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna do? I'mna have a really good match.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I'm gonna have a lot of good matches. Actually,
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be like the best baby face on the
<v Speaker 1>show for a long time.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna outlast everyone on this show. Actually I'll
<v Speaker 2>be here for a minute.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, man, we start off Taylor Wilde with some
<v Speaker 1>arm drags for a shine. Here looks good. Serena hits
<v Speaker 1>a cross body press to the outside. Crowd really wants
<v Speaker 1>to be into this, like they're they're super into supporting
<v Speaker 1>the knockouts and everything. So that's really cool to see,
<v Speaker 1>especially because like in w B at the time, it
<v Speaker 1>was just like not the case at all. No, no, uh,
<v Speaker 1>lit't the flash. It's the curb stomp fucking loads it
<v Speaker 1>up and everything that is awesome.
<v Speaker 2>That should be a fucking finish. Her finish is mentioned
<v Speaker 2>Oku driver.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, curve stomp and then all right, let's move
<v Speaker 1>on here.
<v Speaker 3>Oh shit, what the hell?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man wild and Brooks with the crossbody doubled down. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>Serena comes in and knocks Brooks down out of the corner,
<v Speaker 1>then jumps for a jackknife pin, but then like flips
<v Speaker 1>over and lands on her feet and ends up into
<v Speaker 1>another arm drag and like a Rings of Saturn type
<v Speaker 1>submission here.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I was hoping maybe you had a better explanation
<v Speaker 2>for this, because I was, like, I've never seen the
<v Speaker 2>submission before in my life. It was like dragon suplex style,
<v Speaker 2>just with them face first and then like a reverse
<v Speaker 2>head scissors. Rings of Saturn is a lot closer explanation,
<v Speaker 2>but she didn't like have it hooked the same. But yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if a name or not. It was cool.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, it was cool. If anyone knows the name,
<v Speaker 1>I love it because like I love the move she did.
<v Speaker 2>Hear, Yeah, it was cool.
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't win though, but Serena then small.
<v Speaker 2>Packages no, no, no, no finishes fucking winy here man h.
<v Speaker 1>Serena then small packages Alyssa flash and gets the win
<v Speaker 1>for her team. Here Tracy and Alyssa flash attack after
<v Speaker 1>the bell, getting their heat back and leave them laying.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they both do their finishes. Alyssa does the Michinoku
<v Speaker 2>driver on Sarrita and Tracy does the gut run two plegs. Yes, sir,
<v Speaker 2>oh good on you, Tracy frogs. That's fucking off. I
<v Speaker 2>mean the match was fucking fine. I mean they did
<v Speaker 2>some moves, but it was fine. Yeah, fine, it was
<v Speaker 2>probably best match on the show. So now there's a
<v Speaker 2>TNA propaganda commercial. Here. It's odd because it almost sounds
<v Speaker 2>like they're saying, hey, hey, we fucked up, we fucked
<v Speaker 2>up that we're gonna try to fix it. There, it's
<v Speaker 2>like it says, what does our revolution look like? Why
<v Speaker 2>can they see it and you can't? Why can they
<v Speaker 2>recognize the old ways aren't enough? We realize that we
<v Speaker 2>aren't doing enough. Yeah that's good. Well why did you
<v Speaker 2>realize it? Oh? This fucking show boy. Goddamn, there's nothing
<v Speaker 2>we could do. There's nothing we could do together. We
<v Speaker 2>are creating a new kind of wrestling. Shitty asked, what
<v Speaker 2>are you doing? This is the revolution? Are you ready?
<v Speaker 2>I'm ready to go watch fucking something else? Uh?
<v Speaker 3>So we go backstage.
<v Speaker 1>Lauren is with the beautiful people and they are all
<v Speaker 1>very hot.
<v Speaker 2>They're super hot in the throne room.
<v Speaker 3>I guess I guess this is like their room.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so, I guess there's a four corner match next
<v Speaker 1>week cars Angelia Love, ODB and Tara.
<v Speaker 2>That's right, and ODB pinned Angelia Love last week, and
<v Speaker 2>Angelina is not happy about. Oh she pinned me off,
<v Speaker 2>she said, pin me after her? He'll billy boyfriend molested me?
<v Speaker 2>Who the yeah, dude, I was like, Eric Young, doesn't
<v Speaker 2>they're not together. Who the fuck is she dating here, Cody,
<v Speaker 2>Cody goddamn Deaner.
<v Speaker 1>Cody Deaner is still into right now.
<v Speaker 2>He's still in fuck you TNA. And you know what,
<v Speaker 2>I fuck with Cody Deaner because he is related to Jason.
<v Speaker 1>I with that hardspy right now.
<v Speaker 5>Brother.
<v Speaker 2>I hope they make it up, you know. I hope
<v Speaker 2>they make up. Family means a lot to me.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, man, I think Hammerstone might rip his
<v Speaker 1>head open from the middle.
<v Speaker 3>I don't really know what's going on over there.
<v Speaker 1>Run.
<v Speaker 2>Cody Deeer went up to him and said, you want
<v Speaker 2>to fucking fight it. Averson's gonna top from elevator.
<v Speaker 1>Out of here.
<v Speaker 2>So she says, I've been drinking mouthwash all week, and
<v Speaker 2>I don't know who's grosser, Cody Deener or that reptile
<v Speaker 2>with eighteen legs at Tara has been running around with.
<v Speaker 2>I forgot she had a goddamn spider Velvet says, I'm
<v Speaker 2>sick of this. It's time for the beautiful people to
<v Speaker 2>do something about this, and we're gonna start with that
<v Speaker 2>old dirty butch, which is of course ODB but old
<v Speaker 2>dirty bitch. I mean, it's hard to find out a
<v Speaker 2>name that insults somebody when your name is old one
<v Speaker 2>dirty bitch. That's she's says that. Angelina says Iron screwed
<v Speaker 2>at Heart Justice. I thought this was setting up an
<v Speaker 2>intergender tag, but they announced it after this that this
<v Speaker 2>is just a singles with managers. Yeah sure, because she says,
<v Speaker 2>you bring your little boy toy Cody, and I'll bring
<v Speaker 2>my BFF Velvet and we're gonna have a match at
<v Speaker 2>hard Justice. The beautiful people versus the homeless, dirty butt.
<v Speaker 1>Hillbillies that can't be their real name.
<v Speaker 2>Says here on the cheet, the dirty butt Hillbillies.
<v Speaker 1>All right, well sure, well it's.
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry about James because that's not the fucking match
<v Speaker 2>of the paper view anyway, according to this rundown here later.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah sure, why not? Yeah, Hernandez arrives through the arena
<v Speaker 1>and sees Billy Gunn cleaning up the trash.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, there's so much in this very very small segment
<v Speaker 2>that I was like, I couldn't fucking figure out what
<v Speaker 2>was going on. First of all, Hernandez, what the fuck
<v Speaker 2>are you doing shown up up this late are you kidding?
<v Speaker 1>It is like an hour and you miss called three
<v Speaker 1>hours ago. It's fun up?
<v Speaker 2>How is this fine? You want to get pushed you
<v Speaker 2>you would get a mustache? Buddy.
<v Speaker 5>He was on the whole crowd, you know, with the boy.
<v Speaker 5>He had the first pass, you know, he had to
<v Speaker 5>go keep going.
<v Speaker 2>And then Billy Gunn's fucking job here is to clean
<v Speaker 2>up trash.
<v Speaker 1>There was something that happened with him. I don't know
<v Speaker 1>what it was where he had to stick around and
<v Speaker 1>like clean up the zone or something. I care.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. It was a storyline. I couldn't tell
<v Speaker 3>you what.
<v Speaker 1>The couch, Yeah, he's snuck in there.
<v Speaker 5>Jared became a janitor, what kind of like.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's okay, sure maybe yeah. See her says, hey, Kip,
<v Speaker 2>what the hell's been going around here? Bro? And fucking
<v Speaker 2>kid it's Kip James, that's Billy Gunn. Kip says, where
<v Speaker 2>have you been? There's like a there's like a big
<v Speaker 2>brawl around here. That's fucking crazy. There's like a big
<v Speaker 2>brawler's earlier ship. We weren't like a big seven minute
<v Speaker 2>angle here. Where are you hey? Bro?
<v Speaker 1>Cal was like at three pm, where the fuck are you.
<v Speaker 2>So bro kem says, now, I gotta clean all this
<v Speaker 2>ship up. Hernandez just walks by him. He doesn't even
<v Speaker 2>consider helping him. Hell no.
<v Speaker 1>So we got backstage. Lauren is talking with AJ Styles
<v Speaker 1>before his match with Matt Morgan tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Great, yeah, fucking Lauren says, uh, listen, it's gotta be
<v Speaker 2>hard for you to focus with all that's going on,
<v Speaker 2>but I'll win over Matt Morgan, will put you in
<v Speaker 2>the mint of it a hard justice, and they just says, well,
<v Speaker 2>I weren't a crazy house tonight. I've been here seven years.
<v Speaker 2>I seen anything like this. But God is my witness.
<v Speaker 2>A meteor could hit Earth right now and it's still
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't take my focus off of Matt Morgan. Now, Aj Styles,
<v Speaker 2>I think if a meteor hit the Earth, that Morgan
<v Speaker 2>should be the last person you think of.
<v Speaker 5>Suspinians you see on Twitter like what do you do
<v Speaker 5>in this situation and there's a big ass media covid
<v Speaker 5>dot I'm gonna keep thinking about Matt Morgan.
<v Speaker 1>That's what I want to do it.
<v Speaker 3>I'll put on the goddamn four and a half star mess.
<v Speaker 2>You do as God as my witness, I'm putting over
<v Speaker 2>Matt Morgan tonight. I don't care if a meteor has
<v Speaker 2>and dinosaurs are rooman as. Motherfucker, I'm putting Matt Morgan
<v Speaker 2>over getting.
<v Speaker 5>His ass over today.
<v Speaker 2>They asked me do really badly.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so they run down the pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>So here is what the alleged card is going to be.
<v Speaker 2>I'm I was actually trying to see if this is
<v Speaker 2>Hardly Justice Hard Justice O nine. Now is this a
<v Speaker 2>fucking does that turn into a tag? Okay, it does
<v Speaker 2>turn into a tag? Okay, they just the production fucked
<v Speaker 2>this up here for these guys. Here so Hard Justice
<v Speaker 2>August sixteenth, Angelia in Love with Velvet Sky versus ODB
<v Speaker 2>with Cody Deaner for the Knockouts title. This is not true.
<v Speaker 2>This has not happened like this. This is a tag.
<v Speaker 1>Well, they have another week.
<v Speaker 2>They had this show. Just filt it, dude. They probably like,
<v Speaker 2>holy fuck, I didn't know about this. We didn't make
<v Speaker 2>a graphic. There's no time. Fuck Beer Money versus British anyways,
<v Speaker 2>go on the make a money this year off of
<v Speaker 2>this match Beer Money Versus British Invasion for the i
<v Speaker 2>b GP New Japan Tag titles that's what they say. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Team three D versus Steiner and Booker t for the
<v Speaker 2>TEENA tag titles, Smojo versus Homicide for the Exhibsion title,
<v Speaker 2>Kevin Nashers Mixed Folly for the Legend title, and Curd
<v Speaker 2>Hangovers Thing versus AJ Styles or Matt Morgan for the
<v Speaker 2>TENA World title. I will spoil it for you. Well
<v Speaker 2>maybe I won't because the outcome, uh, you won't be
<v Speaker 2>happy with. Who's the third and s match?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So we go into a pre tape Hernandez. Hernandez
<v Speaker 1>talks about getting it out the mud.
<v Speaker 2>Yees. So it's a pre tape of them first. Like,
<v Speaker 2>I guess they're both pretapes and theory because one's an
<v Speaker 2>interview earlier today and one's a little video here Hernandez.
<v Speaker 2>He showed tons of shots to him being Hernandez, which
<v Speaker 2>means he's hanging out in his shirt, hanging out in
<v Speaker 2>a different shirt, walking around.
<v Speaker 1>In a different shirt. Doesn't have anything to say at.
<v Speaker 2>All, Dude, this is I mean, like I've watched a
<v Speaker 2>lot of wrestling. This might be the most blatant. I
<v Speaker 2>know that somebody wrote this down and said just read
<v Speaker 2>this verbatim. Shit I've ever heard of my life, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>he said, he's I mean, all every line here is
<v Speaker 2>just like or shit. I will fight until my last
<v Speaker 2>breath to get to the top, and once there, I
<v Speaker 2>plan to stay.
<v Speaker 1>All Right, everybody, everybody do I I'm doing what I can.
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing well.
<v Speaker 2>It's time to sort of new heights. James, that's his
<v Speaker 2>that's what. Yeah, of course. So Mike Today is now
<v Speaker 2>interviewing Hernandez earlier today in the ring. Uh and Today says, Hernandez,
<v Speaker 2>let's have you tell us about your recent injury by
<v Speaker 2>the hands of the British invasion. And Hernanda says, I
<v Speaker 2>don't know who the British invasion are.
<v Speaker 1>Didn't you fuck ourship in Japan?
<v Speaker 2>Didn't they just blow this ship for? He said, I
<v Speaker 2>got a teg from behind it. I woke up and
<v Speaker 2>they needed They told me I needed surgery on my neck. Wow,
<v Speaker 2>that's insane.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>You. By the way, I will tell you when British
<v Speaker 2>invasion jumped Hernando, because they show a clip of it here.
<v Speaker 2>Terry Taylor was there. Let's Terry Taylor was there? Taylor,
<v Speaker 2>of course you Werena says Recovery time was supposed to
<v Speaker 2>be six months and I was able to slash that
<v Speaker 2>in half. And today says, how is that?
<v Speaker 1>How's that? You want to elaborate on how that is?
<v Speaker 2>I'm just very good at training. Well, yeah, you saw
<v Speaker 2>the pre tape. I was at the gym and then
<v Speaker 2>I had a different jourdle.
<v Speaker 1>I was in high school football.
<v Speaker 2>Today says, you've been known as a soft spoken giant?
<v Speaker 2>Is that right?
<v Speaker 3>Is that right?
<v Speaker 2>Is that what l A X was? I don't remember
<v Speaker 2>that at all? Says here.
<v Speaker 3>It just says here you were a smoking giants.
<v Speaker 2>Who the fuck are he says, not a lot is
<v Speaker 2>known about you. You've only worked here for three years, and.
<v Speaker 1>World tagtams like it was rampant, was like a dominating
<v Speaker 1>force in dn A.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, go uh he said, what can you
<v Speaker 2>tell us?
<v Speaker 3>Never heard about yourself here?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know who you are, sir, Well, Hernandez. James
<v Speaker 2>Hernandez feels the same because Hernanda's response to tell us
<v Speaker 2>about yourself, Hernanda says, well, uh, not a lot for
<v Speaker 2>me to tell you her.
<v Speaker 5>Heard this ship was dying?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, all.
<v Speaker 5>Right, tell us about your background. Sell us on who
<v Speaker 5>Hernandez is.
<v Speaker 2>Has happened much, buddy, So my dad was in the army.
<v Speaker 2>All right, how about we.
<v Speaker 5>Find out what my dad and my dad did all
<v Speaker 5>this cool stuff and the army and sweet my dad
<v Speaker 5>was in Vietnam for thirty years?
<v Speaker 2>All right? What about you now?
<v Speaker 1>Could you explain to me how that was in being
<v Speaker 1>number thirty straight years?
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry about it.
<v Speaker 1>It don't matter.
<v Speaker 3>Answer to everything. So what's what's the.
<v Speaker 1>Deal with your neck? Don't fucking matter.
<v Speaker 3>Don't live a dog, bitch. That's a real ship.
<v Speaker 2>Like fun way better man, but no, ins said, we
<v Speaker 2>get a bunch of bullshit here. Today says there was
<v Speaker 2>an incident involving Conan where he tried to burn the
<v Speaker 2>American flag in I understand there was some.
<v Speaker 1>Major long ago. That was years and years ago.
<v Speaker 2>It was years ago, and Hernandez was in that group
<v Speaker 2>for much much. That was like the beginning of l
<v Speaker 2>a action. This lasts a long time. He said that
<v Speaker 2>ship was gas. I mean, I want to beating at.
<v Speaker 1>Me.
<v Speaker 2>Well. Today says that there was major ramifications when it
<v Speaker 2>came to your family life as a result of that,
<v Speaker 2>and Hernanda says, yeah, you know, my father was proud
<v Speaker 2>I was on TV. But then when he saw that
<v Speaker 2>he refused to watch the show and didn't speak to
<v Speaker 2>me for a while. Well you must have not give
<v Speaker 2>a fuck. You stayed in that group for a long
<v Speaker 2>ass time, man. And then he says, oh, this is.
<v Speaker 1>Crazy, dude, this is I wont Hernanda his dad on
<v Speaker 1>the show.
<v Speaker 3>Hernanda, his dad Armstrong.
<v Speaker 2>Her Nanda says that his dad retired from the army
<v Speaker 2>in eighty five, and when nine to eleven happened, he
<v Speaker 2>called the army and tried.
<v Speaker 3>So his dad was a bit of it thirty years
<v Speaker 3>and then.
<v Speaker 2>He tried to.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah you're dad.
<v Speaker 1>If I have a lot of stories to.
<v Speaker 2>Your dad should be in l A X delivered Die.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, damn, I mean thirty years of Vietnam,
<v Speaker 2>tried to for your list. I mean that's a guest,
<v Speaker 2>right football. I was a wrestler. I guess. Uh. They
<v Speaker 2>asked him about his relationship with homicides. He says, I'm
<v Speaker 2>fucking homicide. He is cool but awesome. After the flag
<v Speaker 2>burning thing, you know, we didn't really get along. That's
<v Speaker 2>not true.
<v Speaker 5>That's not true.
<v Speaker 1>I was there there.
<v Speaker 2>Crazy was dope. And he says he wishes homicide the
<v Speaker 2>best in the exhibsion and we'll be tag champs again.
<v Speaker 2>Just we're on different roads right now, and no matter
<v Speaker 2>what he thinks, will always be my brother. And he says,
<v Speaker 2>you got any words for your Spanish fans, and he said,
<v Speaker 2>I'll be the TNA World everyweight champ.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, thank you.
<v Speaker 2>And my dad. That's awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right. So her Nanda's big push number one.
<v Speaker 2>They I mean, like the does he win the bell?
<v Speaker 3>No, he doesn't win the bell.
<v Speaker 2>Which is over. Well, they push him a lot. I
<v Speaker 2>guess that's why in my mind he at least had
<v Speaker 2>a month run. But I guess not. You know.
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage. Lauren is with homicide the Exhibion champion. No,
<v Speaker 1>I fucking cares about that. Take ex division title.
<v Speaker 2>I used to wrestle Cojama. Now I ta what her
<v Speaker 2>Nandez fucking I know? Notori is one A seven. I
<v Speaker 2>don't care about some of Joe. Fuck you, Tess seven
<v Speaker 2>bigger number than thirteen.
<v Speaker 3>Die.
<v Speaker 1>This is my favorite wrestler ever. Oh my god, here's
<v Speaker 1>the coat. If Bernandez could have gave us fucking twenty
<v Speaker 1>five percent away he just signed would have won the world.
<v Speaker 2>He would have been multi He would have fucking feudal
<v Speaker 2>with hooking homicide.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was the bestler. He should be like talking
<v Speaker 1>Samoa Joe. Thirteen not big number, when a seven big
<v Speaker 1>longer number.
<v Speaker 2>He says, Nation of violets. You know nothing about Nation
<v Speaker 2>of violets. Were talking about Latino nation, much stronger. Puerto
<v Speaker 2>Rican from Brooklyn hell Man, dude, Thomisa says to Joe,
<v Speaker 2>if I was you, you better poly show boots or
<v Speaker 2>whatever you're doing Samoa.
<v Speaker 1>I'm from im puer Rican, I'm from.
<v Speaker 3>What is he even doing here?
<v Speaker 5>He's not.
<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't know what the fuck he's talking about,
<v Speaker 2>but I funk with this.
<v Speaker 1>They so homicide came to work and cut a plum
<v Speaker 1>when they went.
<v Speaker 2>On what he was.
<v Speaker 9>I was asked to come into work to watch Hernandez
<v Speaker 9>pre tape and then comment. He shout up to work
<v Speaker 9>before Nandez did this guy man anything about Hernandez Fucking
<v Speaker 9>Samoa Joe fucking test He legit says, Oh here we
<v Speaker 9>going about my partner.
<v Speaker 2>Nobody's talking about my partner. I'm talking about Samoa Joe,
<v Speaker 2>little snowflake. Oh shit, man, wow, dude. One of his
<v Speaker 2>fucking argument to Taz being that one eight seven is
<v Speaker 2>a bigger.
<v Speaker 3>Number than thirteen.
<v Speaker 2>Is so fucking funny. Man, I love that shit.
<v Speaker 1>Delive it, die bitch is what it's all about.
<v Speaker 2>Man fucking one seven.
<v Speaker 1>That's one of the goats.
<v Speaker 6>Man.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, god damn, he's fucking awesome. He just
<v Speaker 2>wrestled thirty minutes with Kenta, the other mockted fucking bxss.
<v Speaker 2>He's a fucking freaking nature. So we have a TNA
<v Speaker 2>webiography AJ Styles Edition. So here's the rundown of this.
<v Speaker 1>So for you guys, please, AJ says, if he wasn't
<v Speaker 1>a wrestler, he would be a cop, probably because he
<v Speaker 1>wants to be on the show Cops.
<v Speaker 2>He likes cops and he'd like to go run after
<v Speaker 2>the guys that seemed like they could run faster than
<v Speaker 2>a lot of our cops. Very controversial take here.
<v Speaker 1>So they ask AJ for his five favorite video games.
<v Speaker 1>His five favorite video games are Super Mario Brothers Too, Castlevania,
<v Speaker 1>Metal Gear, Solid Ed, Street Fighter two.
<v Speaker 2>All five games.
<v Speaker 5>That is four games, or like Super Nintendo or whatever else.
<v Speaker 2>The game whole thing.
<v Speaker 1>AJ thought he was going to be a professional football,
<v Speaker 1>baseball or basketball player growing up.
<v Speaker 5>You know, a professional football player, and then he says,
<v Speaker 5>or a basketball or a baseball He.
<v Speaker 2>Was gonna be a football player or a basketball or baseball.
<v Speaker 1>They decided he could do a fucking gainer, so he said,
<v Speaker 1>all right, he said he should have stuck with baseball.
<v Speaker 2>But that's what for some reason, everyone that's gone through
<v Speaker 2>r Oh says that, Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>That is a real weird problem to have.
<v Speaker 1>AJ Styles says he hasn't been to South America, so
<v Speaker 1>he wants to go there.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, maybe Chili or Argentina.
<v Speaker 1>AJ says, God first, family, second, and then t NA.
<v Speaker 2>Well, where is Matt Morgan fitted here? Because you were
<v Speaker 2>pretty fucking gat up about carry the most. I mean
<v Speaker 2>a meteor hit your house. You care about Matt Morgan?
<v Speaker 3>God, dude.
<v Speaker 1>So it shows a recap of AJ Stylls beating Matt
<v Speaker 1>Morgan to win the first match of the series.
<v Speaker 2>Wish he watched that one. Yeah, yeah, probably was a
<v Speaker 2>better match too.
<v Speaker 1>So we got Matt Morgan versus AJ Styles match number two.
<v Speaker 2>You have a white day on the sleep a giant Beware.
<v Speaker 2>He comes out with the goddamn DNA robe.
<v Speaker 3>So AJ Styles is the goat man.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to tell you. This guy comes out,
<v Speaker 1>he takes over the whole screen.
<v Speaker 2>AJ comes out, does the pose, the powers coming down,
<v Speaker 2>he leaps through the power to do his shit. I said, Wow,
<v Speaker 2>this is the best wrestler I've ever seedd my life.
<v Speaker 1>Guy like me, I'm booking agent. I've beat this dude
<v Speaker 1>two oh, and then I'm having Matt Morgan attack him afterwards.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck this shit. I would never have AJ lowse to
<v Speaker 1>this guy.
<v Speaker 3>The only way.
<v Speaker 1>AJ losing if I had the book is if God
<v Speaker 1>himself came down. It's stop. He's one in every fucking
<v Speaker 1>man ever. I don't give a fuck.
<v Speaker 2>So you want to have Matt Morgan win this match
<v Speaker 2>and then when the next match and go to the
<v Speaker 2>pay per view and be in the triple.
<v Speaker 1>Threat match, Absolutely fucking it's weird. Okay, maybe someone should
<v Speaker 1>have listened to you here. Then dude, AJ should have
<v Speaker 1>beat this fucking guy too. Matt Morgan attacks and turns.
<v Speaker 1>He come on, you guys are playing with a Matt
<v Speaker 1>Morgan face place. Let's get fucking real, hear.
<v Speaker 2>They gotta get They have three guys, they gotta get over.
<v Speaker 2>It's in the cheats.
<v Speaker 1>I mean they put Matt Morgan and Hernandez together. They
<v Speaker 1>become tag champs here.
<v Speaker 2>This year's true, that's true.
<v Speaker 3>I believe it's this year anyway.
<v Speaker 2>If not, it's next year. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So AJ goes for the leg to start. He does it.
<v Speaker 1>It's not like he does a ton of legs stuff here,
<v Speaker 1>but Matt Morgan sells it like he just got like
<v Speaker 1>a crazy fucking legedge.
<v Speaker 2>Matt Morgan's never had his leg work.
<v Speaker 1>They don't stuff, huh.
<v Speaker 3>So Matt Morgan gets up and he hits the elbows
<v Speaker 3>in the corner.
<v Speaker 1>That's his move, that one, Matt. Matt Morgan gets a
<v Speaker 1>j up for a sidewalk slam and holds him there
<v Speaker 1>and then he just kind of lets him go through
<v Speaker 1>into the ground.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not a backbreaker, just like a shitty slam.
<v Speaker 1>Matt Morgan hits a crotch attack on AJ, sends himself
<v Speaker 1>over the ropes and lands on the apron.
<v Speaker 2>A crotch attack is fucking perfect way to put it.
<v Speaker 2>AJ is leaning on the top rope and Matt Morgan
<v Speaker 2>runs and like as if he were just climbing over
<v Speaker 2>the top rope. He puts his fucking balls on AJ's
<v Speaker 2>head and flips over. And that's why the DNA DNA
<v Speaker 2>okay shoot your estimator on me. You suck. I fucking
<v Speaker 2>hate you. I could have had better match with AJ.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, fuck this guy.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking sidewash slam. How about fucking green go killer.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking nine thundered lips your ass on at him.
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, come on and beat Matt Morgan.
<v Speaker 1>Should I comes out and beats his sit out of that?
<v Speaker 2>Morgan holmost I should be having a fucking promo something
<v Speaker 2>every week. He should always have something to say. Oh man,
<v Speaker 2>he should he should? I agree.
<v Speaker 1>J hits a pele kick, goes for the springboard that
<v Speaker 1>he beat Matt Morgan with but misses this time. No,
<v Speaker 1>Matt Morgan hits a hot shot and then the elevator
<v Speaker 1>for the No. I'm in no world, In no world
<v Speaker 1>am I having that? Ever fucking happened.
<v Speaker 2>Well, at the very least, James, at least we got
<v Speaker 2>the Quizno's Moving the Night.
<v Speaker 3>They check this out. It's fucking multiple moves.
<v Speaker 2>Geez, the Christmas movie the Night is every move market? Hey,
<v Speaker 2>what the fucks.
<v Speaker 1>Got their money's worth on that one at all?
<v Speaker 2>It's legit Like it couldn't have been like Quizno's Match
<v Speaker 2>of the Night could have been this no, it's Quizzo's
<v Speaker 2>Moving the night and it's specifically all of Matt Morgan's moves.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so now we get a TENA Victory wrote music
<v Speaker 1>video for.
<v Speaker 2>Dude for the whole show. I said, hey, this was
<v Speaker 2>last month's pay per view. Funk off, I'm not watching this.
<v Speaker 1>I watched it so the Pope joy.
<v Speaker 2>Did not watch it again when they showed it again later.
<v Speaker 2>I love this.
<v Speaker 3>Anyways, the Pope is coming.
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit time, DiAngelo de Naro is coming.
<v Speaker 1>Now we go backstage. JB's cashing up with Kurt Angle.
<v Speaker 1>As he's leaving the arena, it says, I gotta get.
<v Speaker 3>The fuck out of here.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, JB is chasing him out the doors. Anywhere you're going?
<v Speaker 2>Is this a retreat? What are you doing? Kurt says,
<v Speaker 2>a retreat? Hey, no, man, Look things got outrageous. The
<v Speaker 2>cops got involved. Come on, man, the main event, mafia.
<v Speaker 2>We got families. It's best if we leave and sleep
<v Speaker 2>it off. Are you crazy? You crazy? And he leaves,
<v Speaker 2>and JB's talking shit is he leaves his I saw
<v Speaker 2>you're bailing, you're going, And then from the distance you
<v Speaker 2>hear someone go post and JB turns aside and fucking
<v Speaker 2>abysiness standing there, and Jam says, I miss, what are
<v Speaker 2>you doing? No, we don't hear Abyss says this whole
<v Speaker 2>fifty thousand dollars bounty thing with doctor Stevie. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know who to trust, so I guess doctor Stevie Richards
<v Speaker 2>has a fifty thousand dollars down his ass.
<v Speaker 1>Just put the ABYSS thing out, just fucking putting the pastor. Man,
<v Speaker 1>y'all have killed this guy. We're gonna what do you mean,
<v Speaker 1>what's the problem Abyss is running from Steven Richards? Just
<v Speaker 1>fucking put it out. Man, You're done, You're good.
<v Speaker 2>He's I mean, like it sucks looking back at this now,
<v Speaker 2>because it feels like there was more worst years of
<v Speaker 2>booking Abyss than there was good years.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, they just killed this guy. I mean like
<v Speaker 1>there's just he's running away from mid Carter's just fucking
<v Speaker 1>killed this guy. Man. He looks homless, He looks almost
<v Speaker 1>fucking ridiculous, absurd.
<v Speaker 2>He says, I don't know who to trust. I don't
<v Speaker 2>know who my friends are. Lauren's the only one I
<v Speaker 2>can trust. The fucking interviewer and he says, JB, you're
<v Speaker 2>not gonna try to collect the bounty, are you? I mean,
<v Speaker 2>this is funny as shit. He says this, and the
<v Speaker 2>camerappens down a little. JB Jeremy Borash is holding a
<v Speaker 2>big ass hammer.
<v Speaker 3>What's the hammer?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? He s he's a fifty dollar dollars a lot
<v Speaker 2>of money, but I never do that in a millionaires.
<v Speaker 2>This says what, we're supposed to be friends, JB and James,
<v Speaker 2>I know we're good friends. And it says, so, what's
<v Speaker 2>with the hammer? JB's answer is he pulls the hammer
<v Speaker 2>out and he says, oh, just the regular hammer. And
<v Speaker 2>then Xavier Woods walks into the what the fuck consequences?
<v Speaker 2>Creed is here, Oh my, and he's pissed and he's
<v Speaker 2>again and listen, I love him. Consequences. Goddamn Creed is
<v Speaker 2>dressing down Abyss here.
<v Speaker 3>This bishop, rip your head off, man.
<v Speaker 1>He's coming to Abyss for answers. Abyss has no answers.
<v Speaker 1>He should never have answers or anything.
<v Speaker 2>He shouldn't have any discussions his answers. Again, he should
<v Speaker 2>kill you, not just you'd creed anybody. And yeah, Creed says,
<v Speaker 2>we're supposed to be boy, is what happened a couple
<v Speaker 2>of weeks ago. Huh, I liked that it was a
<v Speaker 2>couple of weeks ago, Like he waited till now to
<v Speaker 2>take it up with him.
<v Speaker 3>He had a voice with Abyss.
<v Speaker 2>Either fucking you know, they hang out.
<v Speaker 3>The fuck is going on.
<v Speaker 2>Abyss apologizes the consequences Creed, and he says, I'm sorry, man,
<v Speaker 2>I just control. I just wanted doctor Stevie so bad,
<v Speaker 2>and Creed says, you threw Jay into a fence and
<v Speaker 2>you threw me to a dumpster. Man, you almost split
<v Speaker 2>my face open, and Abys says, listen, I apologize to
<v Speaker 2>both of you, and if if Jay was right here,
<v Speaker 2>I'd fucking And then all of a sudden, the goddamn
<v Speaker 2>Black machies throw it takes Abyss from Black but cheese
<v Speaker 2>what consequts his Creed are now putting a beat down
<v Speaker 2>on a bis. Jay Lethal is saying, come on, Andre,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck ass? Jay Leevil looks and Creed this
<v Speaker 2>is Creed. Doctor Isaac yankoms in fifty thousand. Abyss then
<v Speaker 2>kicks their ass. He finally he fucking kissed their assy.
<v Speaker 2>He punches Creed and sends him flying. He need Jay, Jason,
<v Speaker 2>Andre No, He throws him into the trash can. He
<v Speaker 2>throws Creed into an exit door, and a bitch shows
<v Speaker 2>I get stand this. Ye, it's fucking That's what I
<v Speaker 2>feel about every time I have to tune back in
<v Speaker 2>to watch your ship here, abyss, this sucks. Come on,
<v Speaker 2>funny though it was funny, I agree.
<v Speaker 3>So now it's time for the future.
<v Speaker 1>Bout of the Evening Sting versus Brutus Maganist.
<v Speaker 2>How is that a featured about? How is that a
<v Speaker 2>featured about here? And then it's also a featured about
<v Speaker 2>in about like five more years.
<v Speaker 1>This is like their go to feud for some reason.
<v Speaker 2>God they saw something in this Brutius Magnus guy.
<v Speaker 1>I guess yeah, I'd see you in the freak Rob Terry.
<v Speaker 2>Look at this guy, I mean, he's a fucking freak.
<v Speaker 1>Terry and homicide of my two guys, Sting and Brutus Maganis.
<v Speaker 3>Brutus Magnus comes out.
<v Speaker 2>The brude is fucking man hate. The Brutus man.
<v Speaker 3>Comes out with all of his evasion.
<v Speaker 1>It's Slick Johnson that immediately gives him the craziest figure
<v Speaker 1>point of all time.
<v Speaker 2>Get out, fuck out of this ring man, fuck off
<v Speaker 2>and Donal West is pissy. He says they weren't doing anything.
<v Speaker 2>They gotta do something before you kick about. Sting fucking
<v Speaker 2>heads on to do with this. Sting just gets what
<v Speaker 2>he wants.
<v Speaker 1>On, Dude, I'm fucking begging for this to go like
<v Speaker 1>two minutes. I'm like, God, it goes for me. So uh.
<v Speaker 1>Sting takes over early with a hip toss and a
<v Speaker 1>drop kick. Magnus takes over. Sting gets an m z yurie,
<v Speaker 1>which just nuts he does right. Sting then no sells
<v Speaker 1>the punch and chest pounds before giving him a flurry
<v Speaker 1>of punches. Sting goes for the splash, but Brutus Magnus
<v Speaker 1>stops him. Sting then locks in the scorpion deathlock on
<v Speaker 1>Brutus Magnus and he ends up winning the match.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Magnus goes for a second rope flying nothing and
<v Speaker 2>Sting just double legs out of the air. Yeah thanks Based,
<v Speaker 2>Yeah fuck, I mean, don't fucking push this guy, please,
<v Speaker 2>for the love of God.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Brutus Magnus tries to attack Sting, but Sting then
<v Speaker 1>back elbows them and gives them ten in the quarner.
<v Speaker 2>Dude pusmatch me, Mike fucking visitor.
<v Speaker 5>It's a shot.
<v Speaker 2>Then the World Deleite hit the ring and immediately Sting
<v Speaker 2>bumps them all around, except for Eric Young, who awkwardly
<v Speaker 2>runs into Sting's belly and then they kind of stare
<v Speaker 2>at each other. Yeah, and then Sting hits Rob Terry.
<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming maybe Eric was supposed to be the last
<v Speaker 2>one in.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Man, they just fucked up the order here.
<v Speaker 1>So then the main Event Mafia run out, and Mike
<v Speaker 1>Today says, Main Event Mafia left the building.
<v Speaker 2>My ass fucking yell.
<v Speaker 5>He's so pissed.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So nothing came with the cops thing, Like, nobody
<v Speaker 2>got arrested or like taken out or anything. It's just
<v Speaker 2>all cool. Everyone from the brawls here. Billy Gun's not here.
<v Speaker 1>Sadly, he's got to clean up the arena. He's still
<v Speaker 1>cleaning some shit up. So Main Event Mafia joins in.
<v Speaker 1>It's another huge brawl here. Everyone's fighting, and then Hernandez
<v Speaker 1>makes the same with.
<v Speaker 2>A big chain.
<v Speaker 5>Dude, He's swinging that like the craziest thing I've ever seen.
<v Speaker 5>He's like ducking his head every time he swings it.
<v Speaker 1>He's he's never done this before.
<v Speaker 2>Tony, for sure, it was so horrified and fucking knocking
<v Speaker 2>himself out. Why did he a delivering die? Why does
<v Speaker 2>hernandez thing become the chain? Like? Does he have this
<v Speaker 2>all the time?
<v Speaker 5>He does?
<v Speaker 1>Well, he has the chain necklace at some point, Yeah.
<v Speaker 5>That's what I thought. Maybe he wears it like after
<v Speaker 5>he does that, he wears it, right?
<v Speaker 2>Or do you have maybe right? Yeah, that would make sense. Well,
<v Speaker 2>all the heels powder from this. Hernandez gets in and
<v Speaker 2>he's fucking fired up. Hers his theme hits of course,
<v Speaker 2>and the Heels are backing up the ramp and yeah.
<v Speaker 2>The show ends with all the Faces raising each other
<v Speaker 2>hands in victory, even though they just all got their
<v Speaker 2>asses cake. I'm not sure what they're celebrating here. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>and then the TNA wrestling cross the line bumper to
<v Speaker 2>take us out of dude.
<v Speaker 1>The show ends with Hernandez and all the baby Faces
<v Speaker 1>in the ring and Mike Today says, you wanted a war,
<v Speaker 1>you got a war, And I said, no fucking way.
<v Speaker 1>This show just ended like that.
<v Speaker 5>You want a war, you.
<v Speaker 2>Got a war. Hey, yo, I'm not on this show.
<v Speaker 5>You want a war?
<v Speaker 1>Good job on TNA here, I get what they were
<v Speaker 1>going for. Hernandez gets the rub being in the ring
<v Speaker 1>with all the over guys. Best of luck with that.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you, DNA, best of all.
<v Speaker 2>Guy to machine w O.
<v Speaker 5>Those are the three guys you're pushing b.
<v Speaker 2>W Someone's got to get pushed downy and it's got to.
<v Speaker 1>Be the b w O and they're all going up
<v Speaker 1>on a byss.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, the fu.
<v Speaker 5>Already sped up.
<v Speaker 2>Bitch.
<v Speaker 5>I feel bad, man, there's more bad for the good
<v Speaker 5>for that guy.
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't feel like it was. I guess that I just
<v Speaker 2>liked the bist so much and like I loved his
<v Speaker 2>like run with father James Mitchell for so long. But
<v Speaker 2>like when you're going back, like yeah, he was always
<v Speaker 2>a bitch.
<v Speaker 5>When they put a bounty on Goldberg's head and he
<v Speaker 5>just like beat up everybody.
<v Speaker 2>Killed everybody.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, that's what he should have been. Like, Oh,
<v Speaker 5>I'm so scared.
<v Speaker 2>Sniffing the money. That's what Steve should have been doing here,
<v Speaker 2>the money.
<v Speaker 8>Doctor Stevens, dude with AI so much, should do that,
<v Speaker 8>like put doctor Stevie's face.
<v Speaker 2>Sniff and money under. Stevie beats Goldberg every.
<v Speaker 1>Month they put on Goldberg's head and then gets his
<v Speaker 1>ass kicked every month.
<v Speaker 2>That's a good gimmick. Actually, nobody fugs with them so
<v Speaker 2>they don't want to take it. They know he's not
<v Speaker 2>good for the money, and he just gets his ass
<v Speaker 2>be sick as fu.
<v Speaker 1>Steal the money is so fucking funny. He puts a
<v Speaker 1>body on somebody's sad and I kick the guys asked
<v Speaker 1>to take the money.
<v Speaker 2>Ship very kicking yours though, Yeah, write that down, Write
<v Speaker 2>that down. The riot thing is definitely like fun as fuck.
<v Speaker 2>Like the rest of this show was dignity, diggity dog shit,
<v Speaker 2>good lord.
<v Speaker 5>The way they filmed the riot was cool. I liked it.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was inspired, it was fun.
<v Speaker 2>I liked it like that. I imagine that was, like I said, horrible.
<v Speaker 1>To direct, but like yeah, probably.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, man, I mean, goddamn man, this show is
<v Speaker 2>this is the end here.
<v Speaker 1>It's all over.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like a JUSTS is losing losing figure out. By
<v Speaker 2>the way, at the pay per view, there isn't a
<v Speaker 2>byss fifty thousand dollars bounty challenge match, which I think
<v Speaker 2>might have been it was. It was a fifty thousand
<v Speaker 2>dollars bounty challenge match, like an abys didn't know who
<v Speaker 2>was going to accept the challenge, and do you take
<v Speaker 2>a please, I mean take a fucking wild guest who
<v Speaker 2>you think have accepted this challenge? Just any name possible?
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, because there's where's the pay per view?
<v Speaker 2>This was in It was Orlando, so that won't help you.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah yeah, damn, Just any name. I mean you
<v Speaker 2>won't get this, but like.
<v Speaker 5>Maybe right, yeah, I know, what does that bring the
<v Speaker 5>Pope in?
<v Speaker 2>It's not it's not the Pope, sadly.
<v Speaker 3>Homicide fifty.
<v Speaker 2>Gold dust, I don't know, sadly not gold dust it is.
<v Speaker 2>It is not Tommy Dreamer either. It is Jethrow Holiday.
<v Speaker 2>You may know him as Trevor Verdock. What the fuck?
<v Speaker 5>And he's like his debut.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he loses abyss wins the fifty thousand dollars
<v Speaker 2>bound So is he.
<v Speaker 5>Doing the code read at this time?
<v Speaker 2>I think he's not doing it a fucking abyss.
<v Speaker 1>Yes the fuck I am.
<v Speaker 2>Well, here's the rest of the show if you wanted
<v Speaker 2>to know. Daniels won the Steel Asylum match to win
<v Speaker 2>a number one contentiship for the Exhivision title. A. Bess
<v Speaker 2>beat Jethrow Holiday in the fifty thousand dollars Bounty Challenge match.
<v Speaker 2>Hernandez beat Rob Terry for Hernandez's feast or Fired. TNA
<v Speaker 2>World titles shot briefcase in nine seconds.
<v Speaker 1>That sounds like good booking to me.
<v Speaker 2>British Invasion beat Beer Money to retain the IWGP titles.
<v Speaker 2>Cody Deaner and ODB beat The Beautiful People for the
<v Speaker 2>Okay So that was for the Knockout title tag title
<v Speaker 2>match for the Knockouts title, Ah of course, and Cody
<v Speaker 2>Deaner and ODB win. Joe beat Ta Sorry Joe beat
<v Speaker 2>taz I wish Joe bmicide to win the ex Division title.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you. Steiner and Booker beat Team three D in
<v Speaker 2>a false kin Anywhere match for the tag titles. Nash
<v Speaker 2>beat Folly to win the Legend title, and Kurt retained
<v Speaker 2>the world title against Matt Morgan's thing.
<v Speaker 1>Mmmm struggles with those paviews man, which is unfortunate. AW
<v Speaker 1>is like the complete opposite of TNA and that they
<v Speaker 1>have gews.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, crazy fucking show though, man, I mean oh no,
<v Speaker 2>I love homicide.
<v Speaker 1>I love homicide.
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<v Speaker 2>thousand and nine, and that is it for our show.
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