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Boys are back. Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number one hundred and
eighty two. We are back once again this week another hard hitting episode am
Sandwich of Dead Law Pek. This week we will be talking about WWE ECW
June thirteenth, two thousand and six. Is that correct? Shockingly correct?
Peacock episode number one, Brother Peacock, would have you think that the first
episode of w W E E CW was another show that we already reviewed.
I'm pretty sure the w W E versus e c W USA special, but
it is not. June thirteenth, two thousand and six is the first episode
of w W E E CW. And that is what we're talking about today,
which is pretty exciting stuff. I mean, back in the day,
you know, a lot of a lot of good ideas, right you bring
back this this sand At the time, I was exciting. Sure, yes,
at the time. It was especially for Little Johnny. I love these
tw bro fuck yeah fuck yeah it was me. It probably was absolutely bro.
But before we talk about the debut episode of ww ECW, we have
some updates for Deadlock. Watch this one twenty five up which is none other
than Jeff Jarrett versus staying Halloween having all of the sings an unbelievable match.
I really, I didn't even remember it when James said let's watch this.
I'm just down to watch. Whatever it was. It was insane. I
did not expect to see what I saw, and you should also be just
as surprised if you haven't watched already. Checking on a Patreon, Patreon dot
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have a three thousand Patreon. It could be this, It could be,
it could be. That's that's all about. And I want to kill Tony
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We got sgh of Forrest coming up here soon this month. Yes,
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We'd better be Billy Madison or Happy to go more water Boys. Just
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We have to watch it for SGH. So if you were asking me,
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We already society. That's gonna be the April one. Well we got
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all these during one. I mean, I'm not saying no. A marathon.
Yeah, we have three thousand patrons, Well marathon, all the Adamsades,
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it's okay. Drew Barrymore is like a pretty good actor. Uh, but
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Well, sh don't suggest any of these. We're gonna do that another
month, suggest them all. Actually, I mean it all. So do
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thank you so much. Welcome. Uh it is the five dollars pareon you
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You asked the questions, Some of the questions get asked. Some of them
I read to the boys before the show, and we make fun of you
because they're so bad. That's true. Starting off here, we have don't
look out your window on July fifteen, twenty twenty eight, do not do
it asks? What was the first wrestling show you all ever watched on TV
or seen passing by channel surfing? I feel like I've talked about mine,
but I don't know if I remember either of yours. James, what was
yours? Do you remember? Um? It was Alberta del Rio versus Shameless
main event that grabbed you. I thought it was pretty interesting because apparently I've
done it for an entire year, maybe keep doing every week they did it?
Actually, Yeah, once I learned that, I was like, wow,
so you're telling me I can watch the same thing every week for a
year and that's all wrestling fans Like, what was it? Really? Oh?
I don't know, dude, I was. I'm like, third remember
anything I remember when I was really remember even like an early like a super
early uh like one of the first things you might have seen on TV wrestling
wise. Wow. No, um, oh okay, Yeah, I mean
I thought maybe you would know just because I remember mine, But that's because
I don't know. It wasn't gold So it's our different kids don't. Yeah,
I don't remember what the fuck mine was. I mean when I was
when I was young. Uh, we didn't watch a lot of TV at
my house. I've told it before, but a lot of the ship that
I watched was I go over to my dad's buddies house and he had this
he had this little barn outside that like was separated from the rest of the
house like the rest of everybody around. Yeah, and like he'd have the
TV. Yeah, like we would be my dad and his friends drinking beers
and I'd just be hanging out and like they'd have wrestling on the TV.
That's how I got into wrestling. Like that's crazy, Yeah that's how you
got oh yeah yeah yeah. It wasn't like a conscious effort to get into
wrestling or anything. Yeah, it was. I was. I was with
my dad hanging out with his buddies and they were watching wrestling. Then like
he just got on, just got onto it because I just pretty I wouldn't
like whatever my you know dad is yeah, yeah for sure. But I
went to add I actually went to Attitude are shows really? Yeah, I
went to Atual, like when they came to Virginia whenever I vividly remember going
to SmackDown. I don't know if I kind of went to a raw okay
um, but yeah, because I remember they used to come to Virginia and
my my dad and his friends were like, oh, let's go up.
It's a rich you know Richmond or Norfolk. Do you remember anything Richmond.
We haven't reviewed that SmackDown? Right, No, I don't think so.
You should should. I had to be it had stone cold had stone Cold
on. Yeah, if you can figure out what that was I would love
at least go okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let me,
I'll have to Maybe I can ask my dad. Maybe he still has
the ticket stub someone okay something, but yeah, I remember we get we
got out of school. Um, Dad tooks out of school early and then
drove us up there and I saw that smack done. Yeah it was anytime.
Like I would always get super excited when they for some reason they didn't
come to like North Carolina a ton. If they did, they wouldn't like
or something. But most of the time, yeah, probably they were in
Virginia quite a bit for the SmackDown stuffy r in like Norfolk, Richmond.
Uh yeah there, maybe because they like the scope and they you know,
maybe the buildings were dope. But yeah, I remember Stone Cold. Um,
I remember Rob Van Damn being there for that one. Okay, so
that this that had been like a one then yeah, I probably okay okay,
or maybe do some two thousand. Yeah I don't remember. Yeah,
um but yeah, well I'll figure it out and I'll come back and up.
Yeah, I just remember that was one of the earliest ones that ever
actually attended myself. Sure, we went a little shitty indies out here.
I remember they used to run a little shitty indies out here like it like
uh, maybe like Nixon's catering or something. You know, they had like
this random place out here on the street and yeah no it would be like
no, like you know, no names, no names. Yeah yeah,
and like I remember like like fake doink no fake do I remember the heels
were like super like into like yelling at the crowd and shit, we were
like yelling at him the stuff and like we met him in the bathroom and
the uh. One of the wrestlers was like super cool afterwards, he was
like that's hope you had a goodt I don't know why I even remember that,
but he was like, oh you had a good night and night kid.
It's like yeah, I had a good time. Yeah. I mean
it was just some shitty local Indian you know what I mean, nothing to
it, but to like you know, to a kid, especially like even
shitty local Indians like oh wow, this guy is wrestler. Yeah yeah,
I wish. I wish. I'll be honest, I wish when I was
coming up there were indies like DPW coming around. I would be like,
it's like crazy shower. See my LIFEPW what's that? Yeah? And what
else the goddamn good wrestler promotions. Man, I'll tell you right now,
Manda Deadloight Pro Wrestler. You check out Deadlot product Com learn a little bit
more about if they came to town with the fucking crazy shit they're putting on,
the production and quality they got. Like, damn, I'm hooked,
man, I'm becoming to check them out. James, I think you should,
ma you go a DPW on demand dot com. I might be forced
to check them out. Yeah, Tony, do you remember one like early
so I remember watching like Bits and Pieces on TV. Uh, like something
that stick out as Kane obviously, like just Kane in general. Seeing him
for the first time, it was like crazy. Uh. I do remember
like gold Dust and Ahmed Johnson back in the day nineties? Yeah that what
do you like? I think like grabbed this cross or something that like scarred
me forever as a kid, just e early memories that I will. I
gotta keep watching that saw I was I'm the Johnson guy and I just could
not stop watching. That's a very protective guy. Yeah, that's a guy
that cares about his fucking body. That's that's one of your earliest memories here
was that that was ninety six. Yeah, okay, I definitely got into
WWF after ninety six. I might have seen some wc W stuff before Niro
because my dad or his friend probably had tapes or something from like fu yeah
some shit they were doing. But yeah, because I remember, I remember
WCW was pretty lit out here, like I remember, and especially once it
got started and like really got into it and shit like Steiner and Jarrett and
all that they were. Yeah, being a w fan in North Carolina,
it's like crazy, man. That was like yeah, man, that's yeah.
Jared was Jared was fucking huge year man. I don't care what anybody
says. When I said Jared was huge year here it went and like so
like when w said he was like hot there, James like yeah, was
that like a like were people talking about Wan like school? Was that like
a cool? Like was it cool to be like do you remember any of
that like cool? Yeah? Yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah there
was Um okay, that's what I'm saying. Jared was fucking really hot out
here. I remember a lot of people in like the slap nuts stuff.
Wow, it's cool in school yeah. Yeah, back then the people were
in slap nut shirts in my school tunes. Well, suck itt shirts were
okay too, I think so yeah, yeah, I mean, of course
everybody was doing the fucking suck it taught and yeah, there wasn't any like
I don't even I don't think the kids were ever like territorial and what promotion
they were watching. I don't. I don't even know if a lot of
people even realized they were like they were different. Yeah, I think a
lot of people were just like the wrestling. There's two wrestling shows on tonight.
Yeah, we definitely like WF and r dat or like fuck ww we
love WF, sucks that up territory, or we love the w I was
a big I was a big indie guy. I was like down from our
locals that you know, told me he was real cool. I said,
fuck the FED and fun for the lot we were. We were running through
the FED new generation all the way through that. You guys trying to Tony.
Then when you try to go to Tony's house and watch a w C
tow Pay review, He's throwing you out. That's crazy, Like I know
you are probably rocking, like uh, I mean obviously nWo shirts are huge.
Fucking Jared charts are huge out here too, very popular Stone Yellow Edge
and Christian shirt back in the day, and I wish I didn't get rid
of that one. That one was awesome. Well. The biggest thing,
really, man, is that when it came to w c W merch it's
not like there was a ton of it, you know. And if there
was a ton of it, like you either had to get it at shows
or you had to get it through the mail order or whatever. You know,
that's a you know, I didn't even think of that. I don't
think I owned like I do now, like you know, and people selling
them like years later. But I don't think I ever bought like a WCW
shirt, Like I think I had one, you know, maybe not like
they actually I'm pretty sure at least here they sold like Goldberg and like nWo
and Kevin Nashertz and like Walmart, and some of those were just like a
picture of the wrestler, like a full body version and then like their logo
and that was it. Yeah, that was you know. I actually do
think I had some of those. Yeah, yeah, those are awesome,
but yeah, that's what I remember. Everyone in my town was talking about
good friends, better enemies in your house because that was in Omaha and Kevin
Nash and shop. I never went to see no one, no one out
here, Like I don't know, I don't know if in your house was
even like a big deal, Like I don't think you won't care about any
of that. Ship No, it was just because they never ran a paper
for you in Omaha, like in Omaha to Braska, so they never did
and then ran. Sure it was cool because it was Diesel's last w F
show, so that was cool. So that is that the one you're going
with. Your first memory was Amajo cool. I mean I remember seeing like
the godwins and stuff as a kid, you know, stuff like that,
But I don't remember how did you like wrestling? That is no, just
because like it's just no, I'm sure I saw like all of it,
but like what just sticks out in your brain, you know? But then
I like, yeah, came around and Socle Steve Auston was like the guy
you know, and then my dad love All my big memories like that Tony
or not from that era. They're not from like ninety six, I think
because maybe because I'm a little bit younger, so like the big moments like
that the stick out for me are a little bit later than like ninety six.
Yeah, I remember, I remember Jericho coming in and it was fucking
that was crazy. Yeah, um, that was awesome. That was a
that was a big moment of six of mine. So is that is that
the year you think you got in gyms? Like ninety nine, two thousand
and then I would say that those are the years that I watched the most.
Yeah, I think, uh, I think those are Yeah, I
probably would say that because I remember I was really big into well, I
was really big into XPOC, Crispin Waugh, Rob Van Damn, yeah,
um, Chris Jericho, like those are my favorites. So ninety nine was
probably like my that sounds like very year. Yeah, ninety nine was like
fandom year. I think, yeah, that's about when I started, Like
it was like the build or maybe it just was the Undertaker and uh Austin,
um was it Bury Live that Highway to Hell match they had, And
then my second earliest memory is the Fingerpoke of Doom, which was like the
most after that, So like so I imagine I was watching before then,
but those are the two that like stuck out to me, like those being
two things that happened that I was like, oh wow, this is like
a I didn't understand the fingerpoker doom. I just remember the reaction to it,
and I was like, oh wow, this is you didn't know what
the hell was going on at the time. I was like, Oh,
he's bastards. They got me. I don't realize. Yeah, yeah,
that's being like a first memory is pretty crazy. Yeah. Were there any
w CW guys popular in your guys area or was it just my dad?
Was my dad? My dad loved the Giant for some reason. I don't
know. I probably coming up coming out with the cigar and stuff, you
know, That's probably what it was. And he was smoking in WW smoking.
Yeah, that's true. He was. Also. I was a huge
video game I like had the ninten of sixty four, so like when I
got that and I got World Tour like with the console, I think,
and I just played that game and then I got hooked on like wrestling after
that. I think it was a games really that got me into it.
Dude. There were so many years I was like super convinced that Raven was
a top guy in WCWA the game because the game I was like, oh
shit, yeah he was it was he was not he was not he was
It wasn't one of the developers just like him. One of the developers liked
him, right, Yeah, I think whoever, like the who it was,
either developer whoever was in like the arts department, like they wanted like
obviously, like you know, top guys. So they got most of them
and they just put a raven in that and I guess they know either nobody
realized it until it was too late or they were just like, I whatever,
we don't matter. Yeah, give champion or something for goldberg Rand he
was at least on TV. Yeah, so it was you know, it
wasn't like crazy, but like who he was on the cover with Goldbers,
Like what the thinking about it? They had all the factions in the game,
sh Wolfpack and Nbow made sense, make sense. But yeah, So
that part in the Rise of All VC where Paul him and says Eric Bischoff
is full of shit. Asks if you guys booked a Battle Roil and had
a Royal Rumble five situation where the final two participants had accidentally both foul the
ring at the same time. How would you guys handle that? I don't
know. Like the way that Vince did it is hilarious. I definitely want
to go out and blow out both of my fu Yeah, sorry, that's
the one. Yeah, the scene of Batista John sure, Um, I
mean I in my mind, I would have just said they both win.
Think like if either that because I don't know how to like, I guess
restarting it it makes the most sense, right, like you got stole over
again, I started from number one. I think I think what would have
been cool? Is it impromptu? Bautista seen the match? But no way
those guys would have been gonna call anything worth the ship, especially because they've
been in there for you know, five That's what I'm saying. That's what
I'm saying. I don't think they should have both just lost and nobody went
to the Mania. That's how that works. You would if this was like
four years earlier, Steve Alston came out and stunt and want Beard his music
would have just played. I don't know, Um I would I would probably
get them. I can go so that just happens. So what do you
guys want to talk about? I would look directly at the camera and goes
that's usually the show would end as we usually do every week on DPW fire
that we commented and for all the time we do that every week. I'll
come in the guy record leading the camera and come out to the ring.
Go my deck, my deck. Oh yes, he loves talk as we
go. What kind of you this week? The time of course, yes,
even show that's yeah, we haven't fend you know, a real one.
Verrizontal asks, how does John Blood plan on defending his heart earned ball
Licker of the Year? Debty? Now, I put this one in here
because I wanted to, you know, have a discussion here real quick,
because I, you know, even though and I you know, I very
much appreciate everybody voting for me for ball Licker of the Year, but I
truly I don't feel like I deserved it. I don't feel like, you
know, I did as much ball licking as I could have maybe should have.
And I would like, you know, if if if one of you
two would like to take this, I would be happy to relinquish James ballock
or of the Year. Would you like this, you can have it.
I don't care. Okay, Well just do that. Yeah, I think
you should lick balls twice as hard and get the award next year. How
about that? You want me to lick ball twice as hard three times?
I don't want to do that. No way, won't you take it?
Tony? No, I've got the whatever you call it, whatever you want
award or whatever. Then we'll change it next year to the fart smellow award?
Is that? Am I gonna win that? Dude? We'll see the
fans. What the dick dickety dick dick dick dickety dog doing? Don't know?
Asks video? It's a macho video. Sandwiches man him And last question
here, here's a question for you, James, how hard uh do you
think it was for Viscera to shave his balls? He has that? Sorry,
there's more here. He has that. No question, the question,
the question the name was what the dig? This is the question for James.
How hard do you think it was for Viscera to shave his balls?
Uh? He has that big old belly and he's six foot nine. Must
have been hard, right like his Johnson after popping grandpap pills with the boys,
Well answers two hard it was okay? John Gonzalez the long way asked
as for James, H James, you ever tried taking salis for what zie
alice for bigger pumps at the gym? No, man, I don't try
to know it. I'll put that on there. I'm gonna mix that up
with twothed and trend and we'll see what it really comes out and x x
X all right, like a smoothie out of it. I'll tell you what
happens there. You go, all well, please let us know she'd be
outlandish on my vaudeville to lie stroke ass James three for three Industries due to
save Halo as a franchise. They gonna take a they gotta take a fucking
zan Tech medicine. Smoothie tried up and straight to hell. There's nothing they
can do, Bruns. What to do? What save Halo? Save Halo
is a Franchiselo just Fortnite? Now we're done Halo. No, we're done,
brother, Ain't nothing they could say. Not What they could really do,
if they really wanted to do anything, was disband the studio and kill
the series, and then we could be all right, and then I can
mourn it for the next you know, twenty years playing the sty games you
don't have a closed Yeah, you don't have any closure here, dude.
You know, if they keep taking it and killing it again, they said
they're bringing it back, and they kill it again, we got a new
game, kill it off. All right, Now it's time to talk about
the debut episode of WW. Easy W Yeah, easy way. Before we
get let's take a look at what was going on in the Observer around the
time. For some reason, in two thousand and six, there's no archived
Observer newsletters, so it's all F four W with Fried Alvarez. Six.
Love that Alvarez. It was six. He hated everything back in the day.
Man, That's what all I wanted to read with too. He's a
little fucker. So for those that don't know, just before getting ring any
of this ECW one night Stand Crazy success, the Rise and Fall of VCW
is really kind of was the catalyst to all of this. Rise and fall
of VCW became like the highest selling fucking DVD for them big style. Ever,
I still think it might be to this day right as one of the
Probably it might. If it's not, it's up there still yeah, if
yeah, you're right, Tony. If it's not, it's still up there.
Um. Yeah, so Rise and Fall of VCW did a lot for
that, which kind of got the ball rolling. I think RVD says that
him and it was his idea, like, oh, what if we did
one night stand or whatever? And he pitches the events and then one night
stand happens. Of course, that's a fucking big success as well. YadA,
YadA, YadA. And we fast forward to May first, two thousand
and six, the Figure four Wrestling Newsletter, as most of you are aware
by now, WW will be restarting the ECB brand, most likely this summer.
Last week, the company began contacting former e C t B stars and
offering three year deals for specifically one year deals with two year renewal options.
A lot of these guys got that for sure, like these two that were
mentioned at press time. The only names I've heard are definite are Sabu and
just Incredible. Oh yeah, i'd presumed on the debut episode Can't Wait Absolutely
man makes him look like a star. I presume most of the unsigned big
names former starts such as Landsomer, Chris Jericho and offered deals as well,
which I'm surprised that Jericho has actually mentioned on that. Well yeah, I
strongly doubt the latter will sign since friends say he's distanced himself from wrestling,
is happy pursuing acting. That's about Chris Jericho, and Storm is doing good
business with his training school. Seems happy to be doing the occasional independent date.
Word broke over the weekend and was the hottest topic of the conversation all
day Sunday, then cooled significantly on Monday, with laying very low. No
official announcement has been made, though the company is starting the book smaller two
thousand seat buildings for shows in July. We are told the key members of
Creative will be Paul Hayman, Tommy Dreamer, and Ed Cosky. It's interesting
because way back in July, when Hayman was had replace Coordnett and OVW,
some within the company were stating that it was some sort of conspiracy to get
him house from day one and eventually turn OVW into the new ECW. Those
close to Hayman and Dreamer deny this vigorously, so vigorously in fact, that
it seemed there might be something to it, and now here it is almost
illiterate. A year later, and those guys in OVID you're looking to be
profits. So that was they were kind of seems like they were fine tuning
Hayman to run this new ECW and then that also very quickly falls apart.
Yeah, I mean, I mean the whole, the whole. Yeah,
you know what, the whole process plays out over on this episode. So
you're right, you can see it all. I'll let it fly when we
get there. Yeah. Sure, it appears the mindset is that they can
get a bunch of EXCC TOW guys that'll work for fairly cheap and the brand
exposure allow them and only sell one pay per view period, but tons of
merchandise, DVDs, video games and the like. I wonder if that was
ever in the talks to do it just ECW video game. Well, I
mean, I'm sure after the rosing, fucking rising success of Sacks round to
day another, well, you know they saw sam Man with the hit him
in the head, Meganic in the head with the chair and you can do
the Sabo spots, and that was saman did the chair one didn't he know
he did? But always it was always whenever they showed you were playing again
Tommy Dreamers, he was just always against me doing it. I ain't even
heard him or nothing yet he still he started. Yeah. In other WWE
news, WWE and Brock Lesner settled their lawsuit on Monday. They were trying
to enforce a no compete clause that would have prohibited him from doing anything involving
pro wrestling or MMA through the mid twenty ten. Basically signed the clause when
he left w E and tried to become an NFL star. When that failed,
he tried to go back, but then they lowballed him and he ended
up going to New Japan. W w WE claimed that that was a contract
breach. His attorneys argued that they couldn't enforce his old deal if they were
unwilling to bring him back under the terms upset deal. They claimed he damaged
his WWE claimed he damaged his own drawing power with the NFL fiasco and his
final WrestleMania match in March of four, and then if he worked in Japan
it would irreparably harm WWE. This is what they said. Well, yeah,
that changed, by the way, later on, if you watch any
documentary, they say that it took a lot of balls from Brock to go
to the NFL, and you know, not a lot of people make it
onto the team and not even make it that far. And you don't have
a lot of respect for Brock for doing that. You're right, yeah,
you know you should always try to go for your dreams. Go get her
well. He Brock followed suit in February five, asking the court to declare
this no compete unenforceable. Both sides have done some super things, and in
the end, when the settlement deals are sealed, it appears Brock will be
able to work for any MMA company world in any parceling company outside of the
US in parenthes So no TNAH, which I think we talked about before that.
Kurt said that Brock had asked him about going to TNA. He wanted
five hundred thousand dollars. It was on top, like just straight, just
a signing bonus. Yeah, dude, that's like, you know, most
of those guys at ten at the time were making what five hundred dollars?
Was shot if that? Yeah, I was gonna say, aj, I
don't even know if made five n one thousand over five years. Yeah,
no way, man, ain't no way, especially when after you heard your
drawing power going in the NFL just destroyed. I haven't heard of him since
then. His number sixty nine, I do whatever, like broke that one
down. No, but his number was legit sixty nine, like fucking sable.
I was like, what a crazy guy, man, No one's ever
asked him that, like said him down and asked him, what's the deal
with that number? You weird though, everyone's horrified. That's the number.
I think of all the video games up playing. He was in a video
game, right? What? Oh an NFL game? Yeah? I think
so, right? Right, yes, I believe that has number sixty nine?
Mad? No six? Is that what it is? Yeah? I
guess that would make sense. This guy said, I found brock Lesterer has
six. He made a whole video of Vice and look I at the game
right here. Oh oh whit. Maybe it's not. Maybe they didn't have
models for them at the time. Think so. Yeah, probably was just
like a dude. They put Brock's name on it. Yeah, yeah,
maybe that's what they did. That's funny. From the Figure four Wrestling Weekly
Newsletter from June fifth, six. In more ECW news, Vince Mickman on
WWE dot com said, uh, it won't be shot the same way we
shoot SmackDown a raw. It'll have a different feel. It will be keep
this in mind as you go into the show here, everybody, it will
be more gritty. There will also be more imagination put into concepts and characters.
James, do you think what do you think of that? I imagination?
What was? Okay? So we'll talk about that, he says,
more don't work. Yeah, I'm sure he does. I have a lot
to say. So what I what I wanted to say was is that,
Uh, you know, I think I've heard Gabe talk about it in shoots,
and I'm pretty sure I hear Paul talked about it, right, Yeah,
gave the pulk. Yeah, um that Paul's vision of first off,
ECW was deadI the way Paul was pretty was done to ECW, even if
even if they had money and even if they weren't, he was pretty much
done with it because he was checked out. Yeah, he didn't see how
he didn't see how the concept exists outside of two thousand and one, which
is he was pushing just incredible. He said, this is yeah, this
is it. It didn't matter if they were making money or not. He
was gonna fuck it. Leave the but his vision for like the next bit
would have been like a really work rate. It would have been a ring
of honor. His vision would have been ring of honor, well exactly,
Yeah, it would have been a very work rate centered. Uh thing that
kind of Gabe took upon himself to help out with, you know, after
Finesteine started r age. But uh he you know, it comes to head
here because we see Paul Haman run another company here. But it's not that
at all. It's not it's not even and and like he had to wonder
how much he even really pushed for it. Yeah, and I'm sure he's
talked about it since and maybe you know, maybe someone else will be able
to show light up because I don't I didn't look. I was only looking
back here. But I wonder, like, you know, obviously Vince just
put him in the forefront to give people to be like, oh, Hayman
here, get some buzz, right, because it wasn't sure, but he
did it. Yeah, that's sure. Yeah, but I wonder how much
he actually had control of you know what I mean, Like was he putting
his show together and then running it by Vince and Vince was changed, like
doing what he wanted after that? Like or how much was it his shoe.
Well, well, there's you know, there's one thing that you know,
Hayman is very fucking good at, and it's getting out of dodge.
So, like, you know, that's the best thing he's very good at
historically, that'll tell you. Yeah, but you know, I'm sure you
know Vince had him do this, had him do that or whatever, and
he did it, and he always did it because that's he would always do
it. That's that's what it would always come down to, right, you
know, it always turns back around and he's able to shift that blame someone
else. But at the end of the day, you know, you put
a check mark on it, bro that it's probably your fault too, you
know what I mean? Yeah, right, you could. I mean there's
no work right on the show, there's no We will definitely talk about the
two thousand and six Do you know what was going on a ring him honor
in two thousand and six? Dude, even ta was crazy to come on,
man, yeah, come on, TNA coming off the best year ever.
Five was like the hottest inry year they had before that. Ye yeah,
yeah. According to Paul, Paul, Hayman was saying that, uh,
he would like pitch. He'd like, try to talk to Vince about
these ideas, and then they'd get into screaming matches, and Vince would always
win that kind of thing. So you want, you want, just grat
you want. He should have done that, He should have done the reverse.
He was like, I really want the zombie, and I want the
zombie to go ever big, I want the zombie stupid. I never He's
got to convince. He's got to convince Vince that it's his idea. That's
what Hayman should have done. The other idea, that's a great idea.
He didn't like doing that. James Gibson gotta get him, man, you
had him here a long time, which you're lying that was Robert Gibson.
You're talking about James style him hired. Vince also said, but at the
same time, I speaking, either will be more imagination concepts of characters.
At the same time, there will need to be a delicate balance because there
are three masters to serve. There's the small vocal ECW audience. Then there's
the sci fi audience that is accustomed to things much more sci fi, and
obviously you also need to be true to our broader audience. In terms of
what sports entertainment is today, and then Alvar says, for those who think
there's no chance that he's gonna be introducing an alien character or some other sort
of sci fi wackiness, think again. Vince also said regarding whether Paul Hayman
would have a role. Absolutely, but at the end end of the day,
mister McMahon is in charge. Alva is right stuff as to say.
Everyone is pretty much taking bets on how long it will take before Hayman and
McMahon do a self destruction. Hayman finds himself on the outs most fields,
inevitable. They were very they were a spot on with all of that.
Yeah, they were on the money on that. I'm just wondering, was
there really like a like, I don't know, just shit on the Sci
Fi network, But like you're there are people that just turned on the sci
Fi channel and just watch it. I guess so, yea, you know,
I want to watch Alien again. No fucking way anyone into the sci
Fi channel only to watch sci five. The sci Fi channel. Sci Fi
was rocking horror for a minute. They were doing some really cool shit,
you know, then they rebranded again. Yeah, I don't think the only
fucking thing people tune in to see is goddamn aliens on sci Fi. There's
gotta be. There's gotta be other people are not that black and white.
There's nuance. I love how he took it so fucking little. He's like,
we're on sci Fi. We have to have an alien because people want
to see an alien. Because I'm fine. I was listening to Sam Man
shoot and said, oh, I have somebody out here. Actually okay,
but you can if you want to just get into it, that's fine.
I mean, you could tell me if this is exactly what sam Man said.
There was an alien beg stage. That's rights he had. Also,
I love I love that they go. We have to look for the three
bits of the audience. Of course, we have to look out for the
small, very small minority viewer of ECW, which is the show's name and
what we're starting it for brand. And we have to look out for the
fans of the alien, and we have to look out for the general fucking
raw fan. In two thousand and six, the the alien lovers were more
important than the Ecwan, very small ec Wan. The reason that One Night
Stand was successful, it's because they pand her to the ec is Insane from
the twelfth fig or four weekly easy be announced this week. The ECB brand
will be running four shows per week starting in late June. Just Alfres rights.
Just imagine trying to get guys like Salmon and Balls mahoney to work four
days a week. And so abide by the well of this program. On
raw, Charlie Hass hit the ring with a hass of fire and knocked poor
Lilian off the apron. Do you remember that? Ude? He can't in
red hit the rope and then human fly and that was the stacle. If
you have not seen this lit so just what a fucking sham for this poor
girl. But it is insane, Charlie Hass, I have to do you
remember this at all? Jane. It was incredible. It's insane. Uh
he runs out. This is like Charlie has like here's a great quality video
of it as well for you here, James. So Charlie Hass, we'll
do watch a long here. Charlie Ass runs down the fucking ring. Oh
I see that? What the fuck? Runs down the ring, gives the
ring bumps, her off the fucking apron and then does the Standandson goes yeah.
Fire. Yeah, that's what he Alvarst calls it. Of course,
Oh wow. Charlie Oss was not too concerned about that, though I vividly
remembered laughing forever about him doing that and it going yeah yeah. Uh.
Figure four Weekly, June nineteenth, two thousand and six in Morning c W
News. If you think it's bad enough when matches only gonn announce on w
dot com, get this FBI versus Masato nak into Jerry and Super Crazy versus
FBI. We're both announced on the back of the E C t B shirt
on shop zones website. The funny thing is that afterward got out that those
matches has been announced on the shirt, the link was pulled from shop Zone.
I guess they didn't want the matches announced anywhere prior to the pay per
view on Sunday. I can't make this stuff up. It's also funny that
they pulled the link because two undercard matches that should have already been announced anyway
got out. They pulled shurance because of that matches. Then it's super fucking
weird. Uh. Axel Rotten is fired. Uh. He no showed raw
on Monday and it was something like his fourth no shoot, He wrote on
his MySpace what do you people want from me? I'm fine. I'm at
my house here all week all as well. If you want to reach me
and have my number, feel free to call. By the way, I
do have the right to be left alone for a while. As far as
wrestling, no comment, show up at the show. I'm booked four weeks
in a row. You want me all right? All right? To round
it out here we have from the Figure four Weekly June twenty six, two
down six and e C News. Many of the C t B guys have
probably stated that they're miserable, and others have been having flashbacks of the w
CB invasion and the Alliance. The reality of what this version of ECW is
has started to dawn on them. Hayman was not pleased with the first show.
Tommy Dreamer hated it. Salmon, in a chat on his website,
said he didn't know about b coming back until Tommy Dreamer called him in April.
He claimed he also editsued four weeks in a row and then okay,
the rounded out here quite the incident at the t NA show at the E
C TB Arena on June ninth. This is unfucking believable. The main event,
after several teases, ended up being Team three D versus AMW and the
James Gang and a four on two handicap match. They brawled all over the
place. Then Bubba called for the fans to throw chairs into the ring,
with the idea to recreate the E. C. T B spot, where
the ring ended up being filled with chairs, a spot which ared on the
TV opening for years forc W. Well, they recreated it. Chairs were
flying everywhere, one hit Bubba. The fans then were told to stop,
but kept throwing chairs. Finally, BG James grabbed the mic and told the
crowd they had a great Finnish planned, but now the fans weren't going to
see it. Fuck you. The road Duck said this, well, you
guys, we had a great fish and you don't get to see that now.
Fuck you fish. We had great finish plan. We're not gonna do
it now. They leave after the chairs. They said that on the mic,
and then they just stopped the show. Yeah, yeah, funk you
there you go. That was going on. That was Now it's time to
talk about the first episode of w W E Sci Fi, which we don't
care about a little fan a little minority voco minor already all right, so
we get into the actual show here. We kick it off with the world
is watching. The world is watching. Well, this is for the sports
entertainment fans, of course, I don't forget about don't forget the aliens.
Of course, you guys like aliens. You gonna love this show. So
we start off the cold open here. Uh, for some reason, no
Aliens in the cold open, but we did get Rob Van Damn winning the
w w E Championship at ECW One night STANDO six against John Cena. Yes,
yeah, they recap One night Stand. They do the let the Bodies
at the Floor intro with the recap of the pay per view Saboo killing Ray
through a table, which is still insane, h fully doing a bump through
fire. Then seeing that an RVD which you can you know you could do
in two K twenty three coming out March. I don't want to do that.
I want to play a little alien. You can all created. Yeah,
you can make a little alien b W Champion Aliens Universe Universe the right
way Alien Baby I drafted by Universe mode. But it's all Aliens sci fi
style. Well, there's a lot of fans more than that. They show
us. You're right, they showed the thing where Edge spears seeing it through
a table. Why was Edge wearing bike helmet and long coat? Anyway,
there was a really cool we did a long time ago. I guarantee that's
what it was. Yeah. Probably, Well, RVD gets the pin with
Paul Hayman counting the pinfall. Somehow that was legal. Uh, and it
was so legal that Paul Hayman and a voiceover says that the decision stands at
RVD is the way. I don't know why. He gives a design that
they show recap it from Raw the night before this episode, where Sena saying
he had an awakening and then he had such an awakening that in the main
event, or at least I don't know, maybe he wasn't the main event.
He's fighting fighting Edge on the show, and he has such an awakening
that he decides he has to beat up just Incredible in the front room.
He bitch, he beats up Just Incredible a balls mahoney and says that he
is going to show up on ecwor Night's gonna take that next level. You
know what, how about we both do it. How about everybody takes it
out. He's a piece of shit you killed. At least that's how it
feels. In fact, he's nice. Yeah, really play with these balls
in your butt. So the bodies at the Flora, this is hot.
I like this. Yeah yeah, Kurd angle yelling at the part where he
yells. I liked that Kurd yelling. And they don't have any footage adjust
incredible despite him being in the company for many years. He was for many
years. You're going to hell, buddy, that you shot someone from ECW,
which is you know, he was way cooler in ECW than he was
with X Factor, But you know, you think they got something for him,
dude, it was it's being on this show. It's like being on
the step above. You're not as back. Get back down now, you
bit Johns. See how Buck says that eventually did so Paul him in town
Hall. Uh. This show literally could not have started any other way.
This is exactly how it started. And it uses the OGW music here too.
Um yeah, and yeah, you're right. It goes by to the
floor and then he uses the O G ECW music. I'm not sure all
on that last they do here now that I think about it was that just
because Hayman was coming out, So yeah, you know that makes a lot
more more sense. Yeah. Um, you know, guy like me,
I probably would start the show the match, but I guess we could do
it in then. Yeah, the guys listen, you got all those sci
fi fans want to see the promos. They love talking, love talking.
Where the fuck is telling? Where the who? Where? Do you want
to know? The US Sci Fi Channel schedule for June? What was the
leader? Do you know the leading to this? Let me see? Okay
e c w all right, just before this was a movie called Immortal and
then this was Hell Razor, Hell Razor e oh sh uh. They also
at the time, we're showing things like, uh, The Odyssey four hour
mini movie Part one and two. Uh uh, let's see Arabian Nights Part
one and two, Doctor Who, Twilight Zone, Buck Rogers. In the
twenty fifth century, that was a series, The X Files, Stargate,
uh, night Rider. Um. Yeah, so you know, a lot
a lot of premium podcasts, you know. Yeah, I mean this was
all for them. People weren't tuning in. Look at one am on June
seventeenth, they showed Jeepers Creepers two. That's good. That's the bus Alien
Apocalypse. That is the bus one attack of the saber Tooth. These are
all I mean, James, I think you're wrong. People were tuning in
to watch this. Yeah, yeah, I mean, who was really popular
the Twilight Zone episode four hundred and three episodes. It's just starting to get
good one piece. The week after this, before ECW came on was House
of the Dead, and then after ECW was Scarecrow's Slayer. All right,
that's probably badass as fuck. I bet that's crazy. And then the week
after the Aliens yeah, X Files maybe, yeah, that's true. The
week before the week after that Glass Trap the movie was on before ECW,
and then after ECW was John Carpenter's Body Bags. Yeah yeah, probably pretty
good. Yeah you go, So you know, I was rocking they they
Yeah, Vince wanted to cater to these. They haven't. They ain't got
to the Sharknado apart yet though Sharknado is not for a minute. I'm pretty
sure they. I mean, if they would have made it back then,
probably would have been a crazy good leading for them. Yeah, just look
back on it. Of course it is Paul I am in town hall.
Joey Styles and Tazz are on commentary. Ball Yeah, yeah, crazy this
honestly honest, I'd be real with you. A lot of this felt like,
uh Vince starting back easyw to them. Yeah right. It was just
it felt like, tell them to shut up. Yeah, it felt like
the It felt like they started this to rib them and make them lick their
balls on the ECW product. I want to hear Joey Styles talk about superstars.
Yeah, like, it definitely felt like a like a ball linking program.
Well, they were trying to make it a little different, James,
because do you do you remember what they didn't? They weren't superstars. Of
course, do you remember what the e CW guys were called? What we're
there? They're the tribe Extreme and then they were disies and because they were
the rebels, of course that they were rebel, they were also the new
breed unleash. I don't know if you heard that on commentary. They never
mentioned it. They only mentioned it five hundred times, and that was fed
to Joey Styles headset for sure. Of course. Uh So, Hayman introduces
Rob Van Damn, who is the new w W Champion Hayman is, by
the way, the introduced as the representative of ECW. What hell does that
mean? Yeah? What is? But like he's the booker. Was that
the general manager? Right? I guess a matter of fact, he also
I'm just incredible. So RVD comes out and he says, hey, I'm
the champion. Does show up because he is excited to face me again?
Yeah, I'm the new champion and was by the way, check out his
was not. For some reason, I had a memory of RVD already being
easy to be champion in was he? I think I thought of that because
either his figure came with the c B title or I gave him the Easter
to Be title on my figure. Maybe that's what I was. He was
guessed. I mean, I think he was gonna win it, but he
never did because the company closed. Yeah, I imagine he was gonna beat
my Causom for it. Well, here's the deal. Paul Hayman introduces Robin
Dan with the new ECW World title. Yeah it looks hard, gives to
him it's not the real It is a two millimeter plate straight off of Pakistan.
eBay, it looks like trash compared to the fucking WW title he's holding.
Yeah, that ship like a toy, and Vince said, yeah,
it does this shitty little Where was the original title, James? Where what
ship? Would he get burned by? Ryan? I think I think well
Rhino has it right. I don't know if he got burned, it destroyed,
if he burned the TV one I know for sure was the world I
imagine he had both right. Yeah, he should have brought the e c
W World title and then just In Credible should have come out and said that's
mine, that's mine, and then he beats him up. Yeah, you
kicked the shit out of him. All the other guys going to kick the
shit out until you fucking piece of shit. So Hyman gives them a blatant
fucking replica ec tow. It looks fucking super weird, like very red too,
Like it was like just it just felt weird. I don't know,
it wasn't good. Yeah, I actually wrote down here, So I wish
RVD would have taken both of these titles and throw them on the fucking ground.
Yeah fuck these titles. Uh So, anyways, John John Cena is
gonna come out here. Um, but of course RVD says first that he
wants to keep both of the titles because the WB title spins. Yeah,
well yeah, the fans are trading throw the belt. They don't want them
to have that shit. Yeah, they do boo when they says I'm gonna
keep this one. Look at spins. I guarantee you that they that was
pitched at some point to I do the franchise joint and like that's what they
should have. He did, you're gonna start a guy in war and you're
invading each others shows and you do a shit. Why the fuck would Rob
Van Damn even want to keep this shitty title? Fuck this well because he's
cool and look at it. Cool Bell, Yeah liked What the fuck isn't
beating John Cena enough? Like it? Like we beat John Cena ECW.
You know, now we have the WB title here, you shouldn't let me
fucking take it and now I'm gonna throw it down because that's ECW. That's
just what the exactly Hayman, especially when it did it. Yeah yeah,
let me fucking slip my balls on. They could have just regretted to Shane
Doug moment. Yeah, I thought they weren't anyways, So Edge and Leader
come out here first, God bless leda. Why doesn't two K put this
outfit in the game except instead of those six years of the same one that
we're not gonna get into those. Uh so of course I wrote down here,
um that we're starting the new ECW with a goddamn talking segment. I
can't believe this with a guy that's not an easy w. Yeah, so
Edge says him and RVD are gonna tear the house down at the next pay
per view. This was very weird. He says, we got a lot
in common. We both won money in the bank, both cash, and
we both broke the glass ceiling because of our ability, and it's going to
be an honor to tear the house down at vengeance with you. And Rbady
believes them and shakes his hand, but he struggles because he has so many
belts. Dumb ass idiot, like this was a rib. This was just
a rib. Say yeah, got there. Looked like a dumb ass,
you big dumb ass. I guess he always kind of thought that of Rbady
as like the like airheaded, fucking guy. He just wanted him to say
cool and awesome and whatever and all the time, so he didn't really think
much of RVDY as a human being character. Well, neither does Edge because
Edge shakes his head and then, oh god, how could you do this?
Said, he can't believe as you do that? Dud he Joe says,
that's disrespectful, that's dumb to bwe is what that is? All?
So talking about Edge does RVD taunt um of course, the new double champion
getting fucking beat up in the openers here show a chump. Yeah, I
don't want to get rid of the WW title. Dude, I like this
title. I think the W is pretty good. We're gonna fucking invade Raw,
Dude, you guys are already we're already getting off at one foot wrong,
you see dumb? So Edge and Leader then lead to the crowd.
But holy shit, it's John Cena did people. It's just Raw loud here.
We're just letting Raw come here. We're like all the time. This
is an invasion, is an invasion for them to fight. Well, even
worse, James Hayman invited Edge and Leader. I think they say that Edge
Leader were invited, and John Cina said on Raw he's gonna show up,
So there, Okay, that's how they make sense. Cena is invading.
But Edge and Leader were invited. They were they were invited to attack the
champion that's right in the crowd. Did the crowd not realize it was Sina?
Because I feel crowd they were there, they didn't react at all to
anything. Um Leta looks Lena doesn't react. Leda looked at John C,
you know, like three times and like doesn't connect to and two that that's
John C. He's just standing there. I think the crowd was shocked because
they wanted to see a wrestling match and they got a fix. They showed
an ecow and got raw. It's say, where's the aliens want they watch
Ring of Honor? What is this? Dude, Tony, I bet you
that's what it was. But I bet you it was like it was like,
here's all the real small uc W fans. They all showed up.
Nothing nobody fans. That don't matter. He was sitting in a ring while
already gets his ass kicked by Edge. John does the fucking raw ball liquors
that everyone's looking tired of, and like that's unbelievable. And even like the
sci fi fans that were in the crowd were like, where the funk are
the Aliens, and they didn't get the Aliens either, so they were there
a lot of unhappy people where the aliens. Sci Fi fans showing up live
is crazy TV fans. This is just raw. This is raw raw.
It's raw. On a smaller scale. The sci Fi fans just wanted to
be on Sci Fi. Good for them because they were. Sina is now
brawling with Edge in the crowd to of course start the new ECW of RDY
is laid out. D has been speared through the ring. RVD is now
the third party in this John Cena Edge fight. They're literally pushing RVD out
of the way. He's the dope, He's dude champions that also, that
becomes pretty appropriate for how this ends for RVDY as well. Du oh,
and of course you thought maybe RVD would get his heat back after getting speared
by Edge. No, Edge just low blows them in the league. Edge
bumps RVD into Sina, Sena drops and Edge gets Edge low blows RM.
He then leaves and then Cina does not care about RVD or what happened in
the paper for you or continuing to fight with RVD. He chases after Edge
and punches Pale him in in the head, and then of course all the
stars are here, you know, the revels of the MBI and Stevie Richards
and Tommy Dreamer and a Tommy Dreamer shirt and j Yeah, dude, oh
my god. I couldn't believe this was the start to ECW. This is
every fucking backstage ECW segment is all them in a little circle. She fucking
Monday Night Raw and then Sam Man somewhere just yelling all drunk. And see
that I didn't even think of the scope of that is that the first return
Easy to Be show. The first segment ends with Paul him in an RVD
being laid out. I'm not even mentioned that John Cina does all this and
he doesn't give a shit about the w W tittle that he lost. He
doesn't hold it up. He doesn't even fight for the title. He doesn't
fight either he does it, so it's no he doesn't this. So backstage,
Paul Hayman is rallying the Drew, how Darren Drew in our celebration and
how Derek Johnson is screw with EASYW like this, We're gonna show up on
Monday Night Raw that show them about easy W all right, dude, this
is so fucking I don't know, maybe beat him up now. Maybe twenty
years ago, like this was like you know, you know, I can't
really cool, but I didn't really fucking fuck with this ship. Ah.
I was kind of out, So I don't know if like people were like
super drinking the cool aid still, but like you know, it has aged,
like fucking no. Yeah, it was so stupid. It was definitely
cool when they were it's like its own show when it was like a w
W thing, but it was still like not with Raw SmackDown. It was
still kind of cool, like, okay, this is sort of ECWS.
And then like yeah, invasion stuff was always fun, even if you know,
even like the worst like people running in on all the shows was fun
to watch. Is at least then I can understand that. I can understand,
except the looking back at this backstage segment with like six people chanting ECW
and we're gonna go this is Monday Night Raid and it's Stevie Richards and fucking
Vade Raw. All they wanted, these guys, all they wanted was like
ECW to be the wrestling show. They just wanted, like shold to be
the wrestling show, and they said, no fucking way, absolutely cannot be
that show. No, what the fuck man? Anyways, it's a zombie
time. It was like Vice. It was Sci five times. Baby.
This is like Vince's plan to like, We're gonna use these old guys to
make the new breed unleashed. That was the whole in the grand scope of
things, I think, Yeah, Vince wanted what it turns an NXT to
be what this exactly just you know, gott a fucked up we getting there
exactly. Yeah, you're right. Well, one of the most infamous parts
of the show, one that probably most people at least remember are they seen
at some point it's time for the debut of Zombie. This is probably the
only thing people remember from this. Oh yeah, you're probably right, other
than the fact that this was the first episode. Like the Zombie has has
surpassed this a million times over. He's actually the most over part of the
show. He should have kept a zombie. They should have at this,
I mean, with how it goes with if the show was gonna suck fucking
Ball's big style, just get Zombie. I mean I was I was so
excited. Let him know, dude, so Uh. So the zombie guy
comes out right and uh right, he has this loud Oregan music and I'm
glad this music is really loud because the crowd does not react at all.
Okay, first off, Tony, I was very confused. I was looking
at my other monitor as it came to this part, and I thought Hollywood
Rock was here. This it does? Yeah, you're right, like I
look, I thought rock and I turned it is a zombie as a bell
rings, and Justin Roberts says, introducing the zombie, everyone is confused.
Tas on commentary and says, was this a rib Brunner? Is this a
rib? Just yes, it is. I spent a lot of time at
E. C. W. Rum and his zombie is ugly looking at zob
What the fuck? So apparently this was supposed to be an alien. Okay,
so now we can talk about that now, right, yes, all
right? So, according to the samman uh in a couple interviews here,
So Saman in a chat on his website said at first he didn't know,
he said was come back until the Dreamer called him in April. He claimed
the zombie was originally supposed to be a Martian and then an Indian chief at
home. They hired Tataca back and it just didn't work out. Taca was
in the remember the very beginning. Tataca was right beside make Folly. What
they wanted was supposed to be on this. They wanted to knock it.
They got to Tonka got Tca. Albert says, I do know there was
a plan to use an alien, but Sci Fi wasn't down with an alien
being beat up on their network. You gotta protect your guys, and like
that's really what put Sci Fi over to Tom you know, protected their guys
keep coming back to watch the Twilight Zone episode three hundred because they really protected
their ips over there. Samon also said he talked to Raven and Raven had
no interest in coming to ECW. Not sure if W made an offer,
but I know they made offers both Rhino and Spike Dudley, and both turned
down to offers and did angles. Turning down the offers at A T and
A House shows is that tamper and another inter tampering with their contract? I
don't know, tampering with the outworldly being to leave the alien's contract. We're
in a goddamn war here, all right, Really, goddamn war contracts versus
raw We got the zombie and the alien knock air contracts, you fucking piece
of shit, dude. Sci Fi protecting their characters better than Easy to be
protected their own guys is unbelievable because aliens sucking over is alright? Who Network
out of Easy? W k easty on air fucking for more than four years?
And another interview, Samon said the first choice before deciding on the zombie
was an alien and the second choice was a cook of some sort to spoof
the Food Network. I like that. I like that the alien zombie got
Gordon Ramsey. Maybe chrisupposed to be Indian chef. Yeah, Gordon Ramsey kind
of attorney. You're right. I like that stable zombie. They'll probably be
way more over the just incredible The alien is zombie should have been a stable
the zombie, the alien and Gordon Ramsey. It's a new breed of human,
new breath. That's all I should tell my mom. That's why I
watched the sci Fi. You want the sci Fi now? I was like,
I watched it for the alien to Zombie to Indian Chief and the show
and Food Network, Food Network sci Fi and Heat with the Food Network was
that like the opposing brand? I like I like that. I like that
Barry the opposing network. They got wrestling more than Visit Man did side By.
Really sci Fi should just started her own company. Fuck w really shit,
yeah, FUCU the Food Network, gaze these nuts? I care fucking
whatever sci Fi put on TV would have been better than this fucking show.
You could have the Zombie to alien a chief and Jeff even he got the
sci Fi six like, we're really cooking right now with rab band blow it
spins. Well, just In Credible is not on this show. Sorry about
that, man, that's the ECB easy. I don't know what's going on
over there, Tony, what what promo does? The zombie gets word for
word written down here? Please prom because the case I know James doesn't like
writting promos down, but don't yeah, don't miss any part of So he
comes out and he goes and he pauses, and he goes, h and
he looks again and he goes, yeah, he was fitting. He does
change it up. He does watch Out shooting down the Food Network, which
I could not believe. And he goes as well, and then he points
at the hard cam as well, and he goes oh, and then he
says, Emma gussy bit Rachel right, fuck you, fuck you sick.
He said the nuts sci Fi d's nuts cross the line. He draws a
line in the sand cross it. So listen to this man, I can't
believe this ship. So zombie in in e CW the zombie has to grab
the mic and cut a promo. Because even in w W E, a
fucking zombie has to cut a promo. This is unfucking believable. It's a
shoot zombie. This is not that. Like, no one played it off
like, oh, this is a guy. He was a real zombie.
He was guy. He was Dusty. It was Dusty Finish. No way,
no way. So of course Sandman comes out, right, there's no
fucking way you were ever license that song for one, this fucking show,
and two for this guy that's not going to be hired here for more than
a year and a half. That's true. So Sandman comes out. The
crowd is very confused because they were promised an alien, and not only that
they didn't get it, they got a zombie and a Sandman, and they're
also very confused. Salmon, Yeah, he's he's doing his entrance uh and
style losing my mind here. No one is reacting, No, no one
really. Well, it's a there's a lot of This is just a w
w E show. So there's like a lot of families in here here.
There's not really easy W fans here. There's just a bunch of families here
that wanted to watch SmackDown. Yeah, they're ever fucking easy w And Samon's
here and he's drinking beer at the top of the fucking nosebleeds bleeding. All
of the people's spitting beer on people's fucking children. Yeah, I guess,
I guess part of the appeal for that was like everybody was drinking and in
the ECW and like they just wanted to sing the song. Yeah. Lyrics
is just a guy lyrics. Yeah, No, the coolest part they gave
the guy lyrics or nothing they could come up with like a lyrics for this.
Motorhead did a cover of Sandman. Why couldn't Why couldn't they do it?
Why can't they use the Motorhead? I'm not giving him him is not
for me. Let me's my friend. Imagine that. I see he actually
pitched it, like I do agree? No, man, Yeah, can
I use motorhead. No shot, fuck up? Yeah, why that shot?
We're gonna turn you into the ECW ballocky. So this was never gonna
work. This this, no, this, what do we fit twenty minutes
in? Twenty minutes in right? Yeah, this was never gonna work.
This whole show is the first match on the show. Yeah, this is
the first match ever show. When he seed this is never gonna work as
a first match show. They should have put his match in the dirt.
They should have put the show in the dirt right there. They should have
cut the right into the show and just done it all dark match style and
just caught it a day. If this is your first time watching The Sandman,
you're probably very confused as well. Here's a guy that looks like the
sad Man. He's smashing beer over his head. He's got a cane.
He also has a tattoo of himself on his arm and also has his face
on his shirt. Here has three pictures of himself and he's just coming in
from the crowd, and Joey Styles is talking about him beating up a prison
guard and getting arrested for longer the hell is going on? Here's in solitary
confinement. Did he say that it was that true? That's what he said
in solitary confinement, for they were actually hyping up Monster's ball. So this
was this had no chance, not even a little bit. I don't think
it had anything even close to resembling a chance of working. Sandman does his
whole stick, including busting himself open and almost falling off the barricade twice,
almost still on the stairs, on the way fucking down to the ring.
Saman gets in the ring, the bell rings. He brings the zombie with
the kindo stick. He then gets on his knees and beats the fuck out
of the zombie. White white Russian. He has a white Russian leg sweep
on the zombie and then slips on the mat. Dude, it's the gnarliest
white Russian leg sweep. I think he's ever hit. He like, I
feel like I thought he was gonna get concussed, the guy. And also
then a bunch of fucking dust flies off the zombie when because he is a
shoot zombie, he's a little They should have kept pushing the zombie. You
guys, right, The zombie was like money for me. If I'm sci
fi, I'm taking you off the network for Barrier the Zombie. Fuck you
man. Yeah, I'm putting the zombie over and he's teaming with the alien.
Why didn't the zombie just beat Saman? Who the fuck cares? Everybody
else shout to ask him? Like saman was ever like a fucking you know
what I mean? Saman always because Samman, we're protecting the Sandman. Well
you should have predicted him by not having a match. Samn. Is he
still? Yeah, of course Saman whis because guys, big push coming up
for the big day run. Of course? Who is he facing? W
He's kind of Russell. I mean he's the one sadman. Thing that I
remember is him being a part of the who is Vince Wickman's Son? Things?
Oh yeah, he staying in the ring he was supposed to. Yeah.
Other than that, I don't really know. He probably Russell's uh big
dick the cock Johnson. I think he doesn't. He has a program with
Mike Knox. I think he does stuff because he wanted Kelly Kelly or Kelly
Kelly. He can go through his own goddamn easy w run. You got
it right here? Yeah, okay, let me hear it. Yeah all
right, So he starts off two thousand and six style. Um, A
bunch of a bunch of dueling King matches with just incredible I mean in w
W E in ECW Oh. So Sandman beats the Zombie on e c W
SLI five number one. The Samman beats Macho Leebre on easy. He was
just so oh you know who that was. Macho Libre is Tony DeVito of
Dobaldi's Oh great, well he's not working here no more. So now it's
time for the house show. Loop of Dueling Kane matches with just incredible.
Uh, we get back he hasn't been on TV for four weeks now,
uh. And then he loses to Mike Knox in two minutes. Then he
loses to Mike not Or. He beats Might Knox by DQ. Now he's
teaming against Mike Knox with Tommy Dreamer and Test. I think we do we
see that one. I feel like we did see that. I feel like
we saw that one. I'll show Loop Might Knox and the sam Man.
We go back to another two and decap Might Knox and Test versus the sam
Man, Might Not In the Sam Man, we got Test good for the
rest of his career is just Mike Knox and Test. That's Test Mtch.
He actually has he Okay, first off, he has a match with Big
Show seven minutes EC watch watch that. We watched that and it was yeah,
interesting, my match striker starts getting into the mix here. Of course
you got to start doing match a new breed that's in like Elijah Berken December
pay per view. Of course, yes, uh, Samman and Match Strikers
Singapore Kane on a pole right indeed, So they had Samn go overseas in
Scotland and face Match Strikers Singapore Cane match. That's impressive that he was even
allowed to go over there. Sandman had a fucking he went on a loop
in Italy or something in Scotland. I don't know what they're doing over there,
Okay, Um, How Show Loop began Devari In the Great coll League
versus Samn and Tommy Dreamer, they had Bass greg Or I'm sorry, based
George Murdoch, which of course is brodus Clay on How Show Loops it was
Rob Van Damn. It was Rob Man Damn in the Samman versus George Murdoch,
which is brodus Clay. Kevin Thorne and Mike Knox. Uh and then
he pretty much just he pretty much just loses the rest of his career.
He gets drafted at one point, I remember sam gets drafted or uh.
But does he wrestle? Yeah he does. Yeah, he has a battle
reale. Oh he had two battle reales. But yeah, he had a
couple of matches. He faced Carlito once. He did a Singapore match with
Carlito too. Now let me ask you this, Carlito and the sand Man,
William Rego in the sand Man, sam Man, and Carlito again,
all of them are d Q. Does he just came them? All of
them? Think he does for three weeks in a run? This sounds crazy.
Carlito and William Rego versus Jim Duggan and the sand on row. Wow,
Singapore came on a Paul They did this twice. This is at the
Great American Bash. Five minutes. This is Carlito, Carlino and Sammy had
a pay per view match. Singapore came on a poll. Let's Great American
Bash two thousand and seven. What are the inmates rate this? It's probably
pretty high? Yeah right they Okay, here we go. We got to
do he said, all right, this was radom as hell. This match
isn't good and it is a pure barrier over someone who's used to be a
badass this guy. So this was an awful match. It was a boring
match to put Carldo over a veteran baby face. The fans were dead because
they knew nothing interesting was going to happen until the guy. There was a
heel finish with no cane shots. To pup the crap, dude, there
was no cane shots. What it was a he style. It was a
heel finish with no cane shots. That's just the same thing. Ww did
What the hell? So what's his last w TB match? Yeah, Sandman
versus Santino Monday Night Raw? What he hit Santino with a cane too?
I don't know. He won that match by Dequs Santine. Somebody probably interfere
I'm guessing. Oh maybe it was probably Manga. Um this was uh was
August or September. September tenth, two thousand and seven was his last night.
So he lasts a year, Yeah, looks like it. And then
he goes to his year and they do not renew interesting huh wow? Okay,
so they did the ECW Scratch transition, which was cool for those and
they go to a pre tape where shows Jerry Lawler and One Night Stand.
They dude, they they fucking yeah they they Jerry Lawler and dazz It One
Night's Dan and they leave in the crowd channing you suck dick like rightly,
shit, I couldn't believe that. Yeah, Lawler goes over the commentary slaps
the absolute dog shit out of Joey Style. Joey Cells almost dies here.
He almost knocks the set over before he does, and then he like falls
his fence falls over, and I think he was gonna fall off the stage,
but Lawler probably really fucked him up. Lawler gets his face, punches
him, gets in the rain to have a match of course with Taz in
pants and yeah, yeah, he's couldn't put a single on one more time?
No no, no, no for it? All right, bro,
what Joey Styles jumps on Lawler. Lawler then throws him off, and of
course this turns him around and he goes for the file driver with Tads behind
him. By the way, just Lawler is not concerned about Daz anymore.
Yeah. Taz also, by the way, waits for Joey to get in
a pile driver position. Before he does, he was considering maybe I should
let a pile drive this little India. And then he gets the contajume and
the three counts. No, that's a test mission, bro O, sorry
about that. Man, you're right. If yeah, you're right, the
three count is right. He does left the arm three times and he wins.
Well, now we get the defining moment if Justin Credible's runn here.
So listen. Yeah, like there's I understand bro as an as an easy
to you guy, I get it. Not everyone bought into the just incredible
shit. They did not like just incredible. Then that nobody bought into this.
No one an easy W bought into this back when no fans, no,
no, no, no, no one did. But he at the
very least was an original, was ECW World champion and was there till the
end, so he at least had some cred that he was an OG and
there are probably wore some EASW fans that might have wanted to see him.
Very small amount, because there's only a very small amount. It's a part
of a part of a part. To make sure you understand it, very
small amount vocal minority of ECW fans. But Justin Credible is here and he's
facing Kurt Angle, who everyone is a fan of. So Justin Credible CWOG
Eastern World Champion probably should get his ass whom No, but no, but
well, because it's Kurt Angle, Kurt Angle should kill everybody. Was Kurt
Angle incredible? No? I don't think he was not. He was not.
He actually walked out of Easy Paul Haman walked out of easy W after
he gave the title of Justin Credible. That's true. So I anticipated that
this was not going to go favorably for just Incredible, but I at least
thought it maybe champions. He definitely thought it was going to be eighty twenty
NA be at least he would hit the super kick. I thought maybe he
even set up that's incredible. I thought he was going to set up for
it, you know, like angle through for the ankle, Yeah, ankle
lock, Yeah, absolutely sure. Um that's not you love this Kurt Angle,
dude, This dude, Holy shit, Kurt Angle, go ww theme
song. Here beast fucking look with the shirt and the fucking mouthpiece in the
in the necklace, Like this guy's what else yeah, and he said,
yeah, every fucking minute he died. Yeah, this is like the sweetest
shit ever. I almost wish and I really enjoyed t and a Kurt,
but I wish like he would have kept a little bit more of this uh
intense intensity, right, yeah, maybe some integrity, maybe a little bit
of intelligence as well, a little bit too. That would be sick,
That would be good. No, I agree he could. I mean he
kind of does, but it definitely isn't the same after, like I feel
like, very quickly after the Joe TNA stuff, he turns into just a
good guy. Yeah right, Um, And this was its pretty interesting take
on Kurt Um. You know what it probably was James probably was. He
hated this and was actually agree Ye actually intentity was real hatred. You know
what's crazy? As you know, Kurt talked about this before. He didn't
really mind wrestling in front of less people. He just didn't want to make
less money. And they and he's like, well, you know, we'll
get you back on the on the pay per views and all that shit.
We know you'll be you'll make the same money, but you'll make less on
the loops. But like you know, Kurt didn't want to take less money
on the loops. You know, he said, I want the same money.
I want the same money on the paper views, you know, especially
if I'm the name that you're getting the people to tune into the show for.
Yeah, which you know, and that ends up thim and of course
you know then he has problems and he needs to take time off. We
review, of course kurd Angles last show as well. Yeah, and we
talk about all this, um yeah, so if you want to hear more
about that there you can listen to that. Um. But he ends up
going to tena and but this was a very interesting time. This was probably
the most interested I've been in kurd Angle in a very very long time.
Um. Like, I think, like this is like a very with Davari.
Yeah, I'm like, this is like, this is cool, you
know what I mean? This is cool. But T and a Kurt is
I probably take ten a Kurt like most of the time. Yeah, of
course, well he did more, you know, but like k Beard little
Hair Rose on the singlet You're gonna watch somebody die in real time like that.
Yeah, that's like a different kind of chart. Like they were cooked
Stacker stackered logo in the Sea. Yeah, yeah, that sh it was
crazy man. Uh So, kurd Angle is here, and of course kard
Angle made Randy Orton tap on the last pay per view one night stand.
Yes in the crowd chain pussy at Randy Orton and he could punched him during
his entry. Don't forget all that. This is like, this is like
Orton's about to get like real reprimanded by rocketing. Yeah, but he kept
fucking up. They're gonna reprimand him your style, and he couldn't stop sucking
shit up. You couldn't stop hanging out in mark Jin Drack and saying Paul's
and said you're pushes your Yeah, that's crazy man, mark Jin Drek almost
blew it for him. At least that's what he said. That's the story.
The story is that Martin jin DrAk almost ruined Randy Orton's career, which,
yeah, what come on, Randy Orton doing it to himself? And
I was fucking Martin jin Drack, But Mark Jin Drack was basis hell man
here telling me the erection of perfection could have got pushed big style. That
guy was ready for the push. How do you not like that guy?
Yeah, come on, Flair, you didn't like this guy. It was
made for your tripping man. Yeah, trip w W guy, Come on,
La Flair, weren't there. Randy Orton and Mark Jin Drek would have
had a lot of fun in the Natural Born thrillers. Randy Orton was made
for the natural porn thrillers. Actually, I could, like, I could
legit see it. I just see it all the time. Um, so
just incredible he's here. Oh my does incredible? You know it's an ec
F and W shirt. Brother, this is an isn't o? You know?
Just incredible in ECW. You know, he was a world champion and
for whatever it was worth, he looked good. You guy had abs.
It was it was just pushed. He was he was pushed and he was
treated well. Um he was not treated well. Um. He had every
bit of his body covered, like down to like ankle. He had like
shin guards on, like compression pants. Shirt. You know, it looked
the shorts look weird with the compression pants. It doesn't make sense, really,
it doesn't. Yeah, it looks bad. Kurt was just not happy
with this guy, and Kurt knew he had to go six on them.
Yeah, So they called the match and Kurt said you don't. You don't
get nothing this match, I don't think dude. Kurt immediately double legs something
and dumps someone fucking head. Then he starts jabroning him wrestling style, just
cross faces him and put him in holds. All the while Tads is trying
to put Justin Credible Incredible over his like a legitimate easy to be stars.
Kurt Angle slaps the back of his bald head. Yeah this is fucked up.
Yeah, Kurt throws him on his head with a German suplex. He
bellied a bellies him over the top rope. Justic Credible has gotten nothing.
By the way Justic Credible gets back in, he gets single legged again,
dumped again, mounted slaps him in his bald head, crossfaced, hammer locked
his bald head some more. Five so was so disrespectful, Shoot, dude,
it was fucking crazy. Justin Credible gets up, he pushes something,
just the fuck bro. Kurt Angle ahead butts him, and then Kurt Angle
defeats him with his submission hold Tony, which is the reverse choke. I
don't know, the fucking rear naked joke, yeah, which is legal.
I felt like Credible it was like trying to like come on, bro,
and he shoves Kurt angle like Credible does and the angles Yeah, chess up,
you know, headbuts and that was awesome. Shoot, chokes incredible.
That was just incredible, like you said, Like you said, James,
they are I guess it's because they're trying to get over that chokes are legal
here in ECW and that they're not legal in WWE. I must have missed
that. I've never seen a rear naked choke in w broken up because it's
not legal. We're when was that a rule? Right then? I don't
now. These are ECWWW rules and they are different, Joey says. Randy
challenge Kurt to a match at Vengeance with a WWE raffer and ww rules because
the choke is illegal. Kurt Angle just does the angle lock? What the
fuck? I don't know? Does the angle lock? What is the main
submission that he can do? Yeah? He has uh the angle like Andy
Olympics slam. He's he's one mini mini titles. Hey, I'm gonna challenge
the rock where he can't use the stone cold stunner and that was what he
gonna do. Yeah, how is he ever getting? You're right? The
rear naked choke puts away. Just incredible, just incredible. I don't legitimately,
I don't think hit one move in the match. I didn't even punch
him. He shoves Kurt angle, that's it. I think he shoves him.
That's it. That's all. Yeah, that's all. No, he
hammer lot the five minutes. The bat that was slapped him around on the
back of his ball. Dude, they d did He kicked them at the
fuck out of here, made him roll out to a cup of promo.
He's right, Kurt is uh he I mean, look, that's always gonna
be something that you're gonna have when you have you get stars and they gotta
come down to do work. The sho's not that there. You are gonna
get some heat what he is and just incredible. Wrong places, wrong time.
Uh yeah, it was very funny. Say it's just crazy, how
like you know CW is back and all the easy to you guys get their
aunts, his beatings up. The sand Man, Yeah, that's crazy.
And the Samman paced the zombie should have been I mean the zombie should have
kicked out. You're right now and awesome, Oh my god, the same
man pinned the zombie. The Zombie should have put the salmon in a rear
naked choke. It's legally or I was I wish dude, I was sticking
us to Sam. They probably didn't want Credible to have the kendo because Credible
doesn't bring the kendo out. Because Sam and just had it, they both
can't kend exactly. An incredible whole thing was anything worry, don't worry,
just incredible wrestles. See, I'm punk. You remember you got that match
coming up and losing, But don't worry. I got I gotta scoop for
you. Did you know that? Uh? That Hunky probably too? Yes,
ball style See the Bunk cried after his match with Justic Credible. Let
me tell you, Justic Credible is all right. Yeah, Justic Credible says
that this is just credible incredible. He said, listen, it was a
great match for TV for his debut, especially. He was super cool.
I remember and you and this is not an exaggeration. My wife was there.
She could attest. He came up to me and he was literally in
tears, thanking me on how well it went. He was so grateful for
the opportunity, and I said, brother, it's your ball now. God
bless you do good with it. So Justic Credible, incredible past and his
wife. What are the odds? Was crying, Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe him sucked his wife and his wife Okay, that's what I'm asking.
What are the odds to see him having sex with his wife? Right?
Okay, that the same page. He definitely, But I just wanted
you were talking so bad about just Incredible. I just made we were talking
bad, we were talking real. That's how it is and how it was.
He made. I would love Justin Credible to get some offense. Sucredible.
He made see him punk and see him Punk cried about it and it
was and see him Punk had sex with his wife in return well and had
a better career, and Justin Credible passed the ball and said, you know
you do it his wife whatever, seaun fucking everybody's wife to be fair,
Yeah, exactly. It was just a cool thing. You were just you
were just another statistic justice was fine, ya fine, his nut, you
understand me. That is how he was. Things are different back then,
and he could wrestle sixty minutes of fucking good. Basically, Justin Credible,
you gotta get the fuck out of here because see this, this is the
real man. You don't know about him, all right, the real hands
arrived. You have fucked up now this guy see him. Fuck, he's
taking this shit over. Man. You're kidding. Man, You're done,
by the way. That's how bunk match was his last imagined ECW. By
the way, that was it. He's gone after that. Anything else,
Yeah, well that's that sounds about where he passed the toor what does Kurt
say here, James, uh Oh, Kurt Angles says that you know he's
gonna make Orton tappet the pay per view because he's the face of the new
ECW. No of that matters. What really matters is that after he says
that, the mike comes down off his face and he goes, I couldn't
believe it. That's all the shit already, all right, I can't believe
it, man, the first one. Um, you're right, it actually
might have been or you know, maybe he did one of the other one
too, sure, yeah raw versus ECW or whatever, But um, Kurt
I love Kurt Angles. Yeaz at this point because they were super undefined.
As he went on, they got like real visceral. Yeah yeah, at
this point kurstill figure it out. I like this though, I like him.
Yeah, that's cool. So we got backstage. Paul Hayman says,
you want extreme, you want to feel extreme? Fine, says everything I've
had played for this show is out the window. When did you play?
Why is it out the window? Yeah? What? What? And who
got bumped for this? Because John and everybody all everything's out the window.
John Cena punched me. He says this as well, Tony, I'm gonna
take ten of EA, don't use best, and they're gonna go out for
an extreme battle Royal. Keep in mind ten of East and if he's Best
are in this fucking massage. All weapons are legal, and the winner of
the battle Royal is gonna face John Cena ad vengeance, and then they're gonna
join me on Monday when he's gonna be goes the Monday night rawl. All
right down, I hope it's also wins. Well, you're not too far
off. Oh all right, So Kelly is gonna show us all of her
assets. So just before that, Joey and Tads are on commentary and testas.
Oh my god, Joey, all weapons are legal. I'd never seen
this all la la seen. It's crazy. I think I'm gonna go back
boys were gonna go back in time and give him that award. Yeah,
there's a there's also a guy. I just wanted to tell the story because
I don't know if I'll ever get to talk about it. Uh. There's
a guy behind Tesz holding a Jack's classic Taz figure. It was a Ringside
exclusive, Ringside collegible was exclusive and six exclusive. Yes, yes, yes,
tes uh So the story about this. I think the version this guy
had was the right one. And by right one, I mean there was
an original one that had the Taz twel uh, except it was wrapped him
around his waist, so it made Tas look like he just had a big
dress on. And Taz was super fucking pissed about it. Was singling and
value style. Yes, so it looked like he had a big just like
a fucking moomo on. Taz was PiZZ about this. It looks like head
bangers. I'm pretty sure he can fres look like. I'm pretty sure he
confronted Ringside like owner about this and they had to figure remade. They couldn't,
like, I don't know, show it to him before they made it
like that well it just you know, it came from the factory, and
they're like, oh whatever. Tads want to be upset about the towel around
his waist, of course, even though he never wore it this way.
I don't know if you knew this, but Taz is upset about a lot
of things all the time. So Kelly is gonna show us all of our
assets? Uh? And then it yes, hands outside the arena to show
us the arena sign, and then it pans a little bit back, a
little more. There he is vampire vampires here with his vampire teeth. That
is crazy as beard. So Tazz and Joey styles no, immediately this man
is a real vampire. Yes, and they yes, they're trying to convince
themselves. They they didn't. I didn't just see that, Hippy a oh
oh, oh, you know what, you just saw a zombie in the
ring and you're fucking surprised. Is a fucking vampire stalking outside the thing?
Yeah. They show that he's to be sold outside or whatever, and Kevin
Thorn is er, he goes his fucking vampire taith it doesn't no, No,
we have Kelly and h Kelly comes out for the first exhibitionist display.
It's just Kelly. Yeah, so she's not I don't know when she becomes
Kelly Kelly, but it is not here. She's just Kelly one name,
and she's in a bra and uh skirt. Yeah. So she comes out
here, Um, she comes out here to show her acid titties. Yeah,
she does a little dance. Historically, I don't know if she ever
learned how to dance or did he No. I think I think that's why
she was put with a struebexpose, because they would hope she would learn,
not to learn how to wrestle, learn how to dance. So she goes,
she takes off her panties or takes off her pant or skirt shy.
Well, yeah, you're right, yeah she did so sci Fi's got some
problems with that. So she shows she has some trouble getting off her bra,
which I hear you. She's ready funny. All the kids in the
crowd are having a great time. Kelly's dancing and decking her shirt off.
There was just a vampire outside. No one's really concerned about zombie here earlier.
Yes, uh, Joey and Tas have gone quiet as this is happening.
Real somber feeling across the arena. Yeah, no one's making any noise.
As Kelly is struggling dances out to get her bra off here, Taz
is going, oh, oh, that's what the zombies doing. So she
ends up just pushing the bra and just puts her hands on her titties and
says, this is good enough. She's dancing with her titties out, hands
over the titties, dancing titties. Uh, and that was I thought the
other I thought the Mike Knox thing happens immediately. It doesn't. She just
comes out, she gets naked, and then she leaves nobody's storytelling. Nobody
cares. That is all. But I like the new ECW is gonna be
better than the old one. What he says, we're gonna get the time
right now? Man, okay, great, you're getting is the biggest baller
line of all time. This is better than the original, Dude tess you
probably had, Like there was probably twenty fucking women that were ready to fuck
yeah all the time, Bro, you were the champion. I'm trying to
figure out, you know, I don't know if we were talking about it,
but we're are all the other ECW women just sign them, like what
Francine. Yeah, like Francine. I think Fancy Francine is signed. She
ain't here. She's not here, but she should have been with just incredible,
right, that would have been so sweet, you would well, you
know, yeah, cred Angle could have fun, right Dawn. Marie might
have been released by this point. No, yeah, don't. Marie might
have been pregnant and fired by this point. She was pregnant and then got
fired. Yeah, she got fired before the Uh, she was released while
she was pregnant. That's right, which is illegal, by the way.
Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, yeah, you can't do that, but
they did that. Okay, Yeah, she's so. Yeah. Francine was
signed to WWE. She was on One Night Stand. Uh. And then
she signed made her first appearance on how Shows, normally competing in bikini contest
with Kelly Kelly. Then she was acting as a valet for Balls Mahoney and
his feud with Kevin Thorne, even the odds against him an aerial uh.
And then she was gone. And then she comes back in September. Uh.
And then she wrestles Aerial in a extreme cat fight and she was released,
yes, which is Shelley Martinez of course, yes, yeah uh and
then she's released in October. Well if July two thousand nine, she signed
with Dragon Gate USA as a liar, which is a crazy Marie Marie,
I was talking about Francy and sorry, okay, yes no just also,
by the way I read that, Dahn Marie settled that case. She sued
WW of course over that, yeah, for wrong contract, which is oh
I didn't know that. Um. And she says yourself will suffered mental duress
as a result. Uh. And then the case was settled out of courts
in two thousand and seven. Oh, well, there you go. Hopefully
she got some money on that. Yeah, that would be always doing this
out of courts though, huh yeah, we're taking a hammer down on your
Yeah. Also, Taz also calls her an expedition in this. Yeah,
she says she's an expeditious and end of this, I've never seen anything like
that. That's really shit. Yeah. I like this new e C way
better than an old shitty easy to the old shitty easy w sucked and like
the new one is so lit because we're gonna do a battle royale. It
is that I doing super crazy and Guido or fucking to Jerry or we're not
gonna do any of that. We're not doing Jerry win and rvd D suck
bro that we're not doing any of that shit. Man, Like, what
the funk will we do that? Rbdy got laid out. He's only the
double world champion. It was laid out and literally just never came back.
He just laid out and he's done. Well, he's preparing for Monday.
What day is it? When it was show Tuesday? Shit, get your
ass up, representative fucking show No all right, I hear you. The
Zombie and the Vampire Dream, Alien of Chief and the Indian Chief and the
Camp Extreme Battle Real Main Event time. So we got Tommy Dreamer coming out
here first when his Tommy Dreamer bloody faced shirt. Tommy Dreamer booked himself to
come out first. Everybody, sat Boo is also here. Just took him
a minute to come out. Yeah, what was you think? He was
arguing with them, I don't want to do this if they do a promo.
He said, no, I'm not doing what I thought. We signed
Terry Funk, Darry Brun this kid be so yeah. Sat boost theme song
is also the all time great song. Great song. Yeah. So,
speaking of Saboo, there's a kid holding a Saboos sign. I thought i'd
bring up here. That is very fucking believable, very two thousand and six.
Lookie guy right here, it looks like you got the gold chain,
the red hair. That was awesome. Bro, you don't have the pookish.
I don't know six. I wasn't Rocket six. All my favorite people
were though. So we have commercial break, we come back, a switchblade
has arrived. All snow is here. Who's in the ring though, James,
Oh yeah, I can't believe this. No insurance, no InChI or
Amas road kill and Danny Doring the easy w Tag two champions. There's still
easy to be Tag Tube champions, never lost the belts. Still to this
day, it's still easy to be. No insurance. That's how the shows
in the shitter. Dude, I don't even know if they mentioned it.
I thought the show was fucking lit up until that point. Kill dry Man.
So Steve Richards comes out here. They don't do this rumble style because
no one would have gotten a pop. People just come out. I'll show
you, you'll see. Yes, Steven Richards comes out here, and then
the weapon. By the way, the weapons are outside the ring for this
battle oil. How the fuck does that make sense? The fucking weapons in
the ring. FBI is here, of course, of course a little Guido
who was known as Nunzio in the WS, known as Nunzio. I feel
like they said every time they vented a little Guido, like yeah, you're
right Tony Mama Luke. Yeah. And of course Big Guido and Trinity Tray
is beautiful. God this like this entrance felt like easyw I was like,
yeah, this is Dope Trady coming through the crowd, fucking looking real sexy.
Yeah, Guido, Mama Lucan, damn itallians are here, dude.
I'm surprised they didn't use Smothers or Big sal and instead opted for Big Guido.
Yeah. I don't Big Sal I swear was on one night's standing.
I mean, Big Guido was in the FBI, but like it was he
was, but no one but it was not one remembers him like they remember
Big Sal or Tracy. That's what I'm saying, dude. And what's crazy?
Can you imagine Smothers We'll be promos, they would all be cut,
they would all be wanted to see them. We wanted to see them.
Dude, that would have been so sick. But they opted for, of
course, Big Guido because vincer Man had an option. He said, Smathers,
Big sal or Big Gweedo. He said, well, Smathers doesn't have
big in his name, so we're gonna go with either big sour big.
He said, let me get a picture of boat though, he said,
Big Geedo will do. He's big. It was real big. He reminds
me of a guy that worked here before, but a big Silver. No,
Vince, I was giant so that we should have named him Big Silver.
We still can, but there's still time. How about we named this
one Big Silver. No, of course, Balls Mahoney is here he is
uh And then of course ECW's Big Show. Wait, did you know that
song was called Crank It Up? I didn't crank it up? Big t
Taz did not put over a road kill and Danny Doring and for some reason
putting him over before he came to the whole fucking show to put him over.
Came to the show and spent ten minutes of TV time with t and
end to put him over. You're right, apparently you couldn't do that here,
he's too busy ball licking Evince McMahon's balls. Everyone immediately goes to the
outside to get the weapons. Dud. Big Show throws almost everyone out of
the ring through the middle rope. Of course, you know you've been in
six role rubbles, what are you doing? So everyone is on the outside,
Big Show and of course the big man. I'mish road Killer in the
middle of the ring, and I knew it was going to be catastrophic right
here. Big Show, god fucking fall Away slams road Kill who each ship
into the ropes and then falls to the outside of the ring, And it
looked like he bounced three times before hit the floor. He like he fall
Away slams him in the ropes and guy there, dude, uh this was
crazy. Big Show is big Joe was mean as hell do these Dude was
super fucking means super fucking met these guys, crazy shit loved it. So
Danny fuck up those fucking local beast So Danny Doring and Amish Roadkill being the
fuck out of Big Show of Weapons. I don't even know if they mentioned
day during by name in this match, only when it gets eliminated. Oh,
you're right, he says Teas. Ohay, you're right, see you
later. Yeah, yeah, that's it. The only weapons that have,
by the way, are trash can and many different road signs and cookie sheets.
Of the cookie sheets were always ECW style popping. Yeah. I love
the all snow goes us head, which of course is very over and people
like to see it. Big Show does not allow him do that and then
throws him out in his dead out of that is a capsulate. W W.
I don't know what true, you're right and fucking I mean that,
you know? Also whatever. Tas also said, this is what you get
with E. C. Tow. Everything is done to the extreme, the
wrestling, the aggressiveness, the sexuality, the chiefs, the sandwiches. So
Danny Doring has been eliminated by the Big Show, which is very sad.
U sets up a table the long way outside the ring just to do it.
Yeah, this is just a spot now, it said. This is
again Big Show. It throws Stevie Richards out too, which is very sad.
Big Show then eliminates Amish roadkill with one hand, which is very sad.
It's not it's even worse than you're saying. James he just roadkill,
like hits him with something. He might have hit him with a cookie sheet.
And then Big Show just one hand grabs him by his shirt and throws
him over like he's a bes of shit, very sad balls Mahoney just absolutely
refuses to jump for the money clips. Lad doesn't know. Maybe he's never
jumped before on a movie. He just always hits people in the chair.
That's if it his run for the past six years. He doesn't do to
bump but tass just trying to put it over. So we saw this movie
one nice dand well maybe we didn't brought up I don't know what I wrote.
Big Show attempts his Copra clutch slam on balls. It goes as well
as you think. I'll do a tread and then Big Show throws him out.
So Sabo jumps off a Dreamer's back hardy Boys style and Big Show grabs
him in the corner, tossed him over, but he lands on the apron
does not get eliminated. Big Show then tosses Tommy Dreamer out of the ring
through a table big style gorilla press slam press Yes press slams I'm over the
top through a table. He dies Tess for some reason in a very sexy
way, says Dreamer was eliminated in a very extreme way. What the fuck
is going on? Sexuality coming out, the aggressiveness and the sexual alien So
are you Show? Then stacking funck the FBI coz puts it like to Crushed
Peppers, Big Guedo, human fu Machine, Big Guido and Big Show face.
It's a stair down, stare down, the battle royal stare down with
dudes with the big in their name. Yeah, it's a big moe.
After he fucking kills the FBI choke slams Guido onto Mama Luke as well,
by the way, throws them both over like like Crush Peppers. Then they
do a punch exchange with Big Guido, Big Show. They're really looking forward
to this, um of course they do. They they take a little bit
of this match and they put it into the world room with this year where
we saw Tomina go head to head with Nia Jacks. Very similar, very
similar to Big Guido and Big Show. Yeah, Big Show then eliminates Big
Guido, but as he does so, Big Guido holds onto Big Show's hand
as he tries to eliminate him with him um. Sabo then takes as much
time as humely possible set the chair up point this guy look at the crowd
whole shit ye show with the chair and it throws Big Show out. Big
we don't pull him out as well? Okay, I thought, yeah,
I thought Sorr, I thought I wasn't sure if that was just him holding
him and then he just panically. Sabo and Big Guido eliminated Big Win correct
um, And of course this means that Sabo will now face John Cena as
the winner the Extreme Battle Royale gets to face John Cena a vengeance and Big
Show on the outside with Bookers is not happy. By the way, just
in case you were wondering, that is not only Big Guido's last match and
easy to be but seemingly his last match ever. Doesn't rest that was a
career moment. Yeah, Big Show of Boogers not happy. Sabu happy doing
all his once he's gonna face John c and inventions, they show a shot
of all the weapons on the floor outside. Saber was celebrating while Jazz and
Joe Styles run down hype up you watching raw and saw Raw watch your back.
We're coming a dad, You're not doing shit. You're not doing ship
but sitting there. Good style, dude. All right, So that's it
for ECW. But I would like to just encapsulate this. They this could
have been so much more. Also, with a run time of less than
an hour without commercials, this was a super simple, easy watch to go
through and it once again not hard. Right, once again reiterate that an
hour wrestling show, it's probably the move for almost everybody. I love it.
It is the perfect time maybe even if you could get it to like
one hour straight run time with like twenty minutes commercials. So if you rerecording
like one hour and twenty minutes and you put twenty minutes commercials in it,
yeah, this is this is it. This is wrestling. That's all I
mean, genuinely, like, it's a good run time. And I think,
you know, like I said, this was easy watch, even though
you know we tore it apart and it was even a bullshit show. Is
a lot easier to consume in that amount of yeah, right, because you
know, I can't be upset about forty five minutes, you know, I
don't give a fuck. Yeah, really, I mean really, I mean,
and we gotta see the zombie when, by the way, why don't
you bring him back? What was the deal with that? Yeah? Really
I think history should look back more fun. I feel like a lot of
people ship on the zombie when really, in hunt sight, that was probably
the best thing they fucking did. I bet the zombie came in, probably
did his promo, did got his pictures done? Fucking probably did the b
roy news do dis match? Just promo? Probably was good? You know
what, I mean, what else could you ask for? This guy's Hollywood
rock intro? I mean, you didn't bring him back. This is why
the business in the shape it is. Man, You got these guys in
respect, you don't. You don't get many people like the zombie all right,
and get treat them right well. I also think shortly after this,
obviously, as I said, you know, uh, it was supposed to
it was Dreamer, ed Kosky and Hayman running things. I'm pretty sure I
believe Dreamer is out very quickly after this. Uh. And Dave Lagana is
uh put in there or no, maybe it's yeah, No, Lagana is
full time ECW after the first episode, So I think, Uh, Dreamer
is very quickly after that gone. Uh. And so Dave aghana Is is
in charge of things going forward. I don't really remember much that Dave Legana
did. I just know the name. Yeah, right, Um, and
then obviously by December this is June. By December, Paul Hayman is not
only out of that, but he's out of the company. He's fucking gone.
He's gone entirely. He said, be December to Dismember happens, which
is the one and only w W E E c W pay per view,
I believe, standalone style. Uh, we've watched it on our Patreon you
can check out at Patreon oncomplis dedl PW. We did a watch along of
that and it is every bit as as fucking bullshit as you can imagine.
That was like the last time though you said Hayman left. That was when
he left, right, was that pay per view? Hayman is done after
this paper? Yeah, he was like, fuck it, I'm Addie here
after this pay view. Yeah, it's fucked up. Yeah, he's gone.
Yeah. Uh, let's see what else happened there, because yeah,
that's the Extreme Elimination Chamber where Bobby Lashley wins the title that Hayman was trying
to get punked to win and Vincent Yeah yeah uh so, yeah, there
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