Little Man - Act 3

Little Man Part three. When thirty year old Douche Canoe
Doug got a free popsicle from a mysterious ice cream man,
he never thought it would come with a do over
as an eight year old. With the help of his
best friend Ethan, Doug must change his douchey ways if
he wants to become a grown up again. Karma's a bitch.
When we left this hot mess, Doug realized the doover
wasn't so bad after all. Life as an eight year
old had been going better for him than his life
as an unemployed loser. At thirty, Doug made friends, stood
up to bullies, and helped his class win the school
wide cookie contest and Julia, Doug's teacher, told Ethan that
Doug was gifted. With only one day in the dew
over left, Carl gave Doug the good news he go
back to being a grown up. By the end of
the next day, Doug confided in Carl that he didn't
want the dow over to end. This was his second
chance to finally get his life on track. Ethan had
even become like the author he'd never had. But Carl
dropped another bomb when he told Doug he'd stay a
child if he didn't change his ways. He meant eight
years old forever, no growing up all over again, cocktail
Weeney for life. Doug was furious this wasn't fair. Would
he ever catch a break or have any happiness in
his loser life? Exterior Ethan's house Day. The Volvo is
in the driveway. Doug runs up the porch steps. Interior
living room day. Doug bursts in, clows past Francine.
There you are, Ethan, Ethan. We gotta talk now.
Doug freezes. Ethan stands with his arms around Priya.
Hey, kiddo, Priya, you met my nephew.
Oh yes, I remember.
Doug and Priya eye each other. It's awkward.
He looks just like you, not my kid.
Other are other sisters. She's not around much, She's always in.
Bob say hi to Uncle Ethan's girlfriend, Pria.
Hi, Prius.
Pria's eyes go big. Ethan's too. Only one person calls
her Prius.
Bob's partially deaf.
It's Pria, not Prius. Actually, I'm not Ethan's girlfriend anymore.
Doug Brighton's for.
A second on his Beyonce.
How Doug's jaw drops.
Oh my god, congratulations.
She hugs the ecstatic couple. Doug scowls, and I'm gonna
be a Doug.
What we're pregnant?
I was gonna propose. Eventually, things just moved up a little.
Doug looks like he's about to cry.
Oh my god, I'll be not again.
Ethan's phone rings incoming FaceTime call from Mom. He pulls
Prey close answers it, Hey, Mom, Ethan's phone. The face
of Missus rayes sixty Filipina fills the screen joyful tears.
She makes the sign of the cross.
I just cause salamakage come our lonelyas on.
Our perfect child is getting married.
God to answer my prayers. Priya, I know you are
going to take good care.
Of my son.
Do you have any single brothers for friend scene and doctor,
a lawyer and pharmacies? Uh, I'm right here, Mom.
Eythan, now that you are getting married, you can finally
kick out that preloading looser.
Mom.
Can you get dad?
Why?
Crushed? Doug retreats to his cave. That's the door. Later, kitchen,
Priya and Francine create a baby registry on a laptop hallway.
Ethan stands outside Doug's closed door.
Bad day at school.
Doug's room, fugly montess from inside a cheetah's bag. Doug
lies on his mattress, face buried in a pillow.
Fan fuckantastic.
I'm picking up Chinese food. Priya's craving. Want to come.
Doug doesn't move.
They have those cookies you like.
Interior Ethan's car moving night. Doug stares out the window.
Ethan rambles, it's.
All happening so fast, crazy. Now we're taking a break
and boom, I'm going to be a dad.
Boom Interior Who's Seshuan? Night? Dinner Rush At the family
run neighborhood restaurant lobby, Ethan and Doug wait at the register.
An old man eighties Chinese offers fortune cookies to customers.
Ethan takes, Doug grabs a handful, cracks into them. The
old man smiles, speaks to Doug in Chinese.
You annoy like fleas on dog's anus.
Ethan rambles on with domestic happiness.
I can't believe how happy I am, and this is
what I was running from. Thanks for calling me out,
uh on my commitment phobia Plan B Doom's plan A
from the story.
I said that I don't know shit, I don't listen
to me.
You helped me see Prias the one. I'm all in.
I'm getting married and I'm going to be a dad.
A couple thirties with a cute baby sits by Ethan
and Doug. Ethan waves at the baby. Doug grimaces, cracks
into a cookie. Unfortune. Happiness of a friend is happiness
for you.
Brendan's ten months your son, nephew. But I just found
out I'm going to be a father. Congratulation.
Doug scowls, cracks into another cookie. On fortune. Jealousy has
no place in the heart of a true friend. Doug
crumples it, runs to the register for more cookies. He
doesn't see the toddler in a high chair wave at him.
It's Malachi and the entire Johnson family. Old man gives
Doug more cookies. He devours them. The old man pats
Doug's head.
You eat like a ravenous piglet.
Doug glares at Ethan, still fussing over the baby. The
baby grabs his tie, stuffs it in his mouth. Ethan
and the parents laugh. Doug sneers, opens another cookie on
fortune loser. Doug blinks, looks at it again, hashtag loser.
He sees the old man holding up a loser l
to his forehead loser. Doug rubs his eyes. The old
man is busy with a credit card machine. Doug dumps
the cookies in the trash interior. Ethan's house night, Chinese
food boxes on the table. Ethan, Pria and Francine talk
wedding plans and baby names. Doug stabs his egg Foo
Young with a chopstick. Ethan ces later Doug's room, Ethan
knocks on the door. Video game thrash Metal Blast from inside.
Ethan opens it. Doug slumps in a game rocker hits
the controller hard. Ethan lowers the volume. What the fuck?
Why do I get the feeling you're not happy for
Prea and me?
Congratu your fucking elations.
Returns to his muted game. Ethan six, what's going on?
Suck Carl? He said, one more day of being good
and I'm back to being.
A grown up Doug. That's awesome.
I don't want to change back.
What he faces.
Ethan grewn up me as a joke. You said, so
now a new start, and I finally have a dad
who gives a shit. I mean, I know you're not
my dad.
Ethan puts a hand on his shoulder. Doug turns away,
but that.
It's a cruel bitch. If I don't change back to
a grown up, I'll be eight for freaking ever.
Confusion on Ethan's face.
Cocktail we need for life, but just one more day
being a good person, and I'm prety again. Problem solved, Jesus, Ephan,
do you hear anything I'm saying? You're so wrapped up
in your stupid wife and baby crap.
Stupid wife and baby crap.
Doug hit a nerve. Ethan gets up, goes to the door.
It's my life we're talking about too. Have you thought
about how your mess affects me? Of course not, because
it's always about you.
He slams the door. Doug hurls the game's con shoulder.
Interior kitchen day Francine pours milk into a bowl of
cereal jamaclad. Doug shuffles in with fugly.
Where's Ethan state? At Prias? I'm taking you to school?
They're already talking about a Jesus Christ superstar.
Okay, Jesus, okay, where's Ethan.
State a prias?
I'm taking you to school, they're already talking about getting
a bigger place.
Doug stares into a cereal bowl. The ceial bits drift together,
spelling loser. Interior Exterior School Day, super Day ten, a
series of shots Doug's worst day ever. At Cubbies, Doug
looks over his shoulder, then rifles through lunch bags gobbles
up other kids' snacks. At recess, Doug swipes balls from
kindergarteners and throws them over the fence, leaving the little
ones in tears. In the library, Doug, in a huddle
of boys, scurry julianneers. She picks up a paper from
the floor. It's a cartoon of her with a gigantic basket.
It's a tee. It's a cartoon with her with gigantic
basketball boots. Teacher scrawled below. She crumples it. Interior Classroom
day play rehearsal, Students practice lines, try on costumes. All
the groups are productive except one. Natalie and Rachel glare
arms crossed. Wyatt frowns.
The plea is tomorrow you have to try on your costume.
She holds up a curly blonde wig beneath the desk.
Doug draws on the underside mastricate yourself.
I'm busy, I'm telling miss Jones.
Doug scribbles harder. Why it peers under the desk? Come on, Doug,
I have to tie. Natalie's face appears next to Wyatt's.
You're not cooperating.
You can take that stupid wick and this stupid play's
jumping up your stupid That's enough, out of there now.
Doug crawls out. He's sixty seven pounds of pissed off.
What is it? Why are you acting like a child?
Maybe it's because everything sucks.
Doug's got everyone's attention now he loses his shit.
School sucks, homework sucks, but grown ups suck the most.
They make promises just to break them. Bunch of lies,
all of it.
Doug calm down, deep breaths, count back from ten.
One bullshit story after another.
Two. Very sorry kids, but Tingerbell's got better stuff to do.
Ask mom and dad what they do with all your teeth?
The kids gasping, stump this.
I'm just getting started.
Julia runs to the classroom phone.
What the easter bunny grudups think we're stupid? He want
us to believe a giant rabbit lays eggs who lies.
Some kids show shock, others not in agreement.
Code orange in sinacaus.
Maniacal laughter, slow motion. Julia looks up, drops phone.
He's really just your dog.
Julia dives across the room, clamps her hand over his mouth.
Interior Ethan's House Day. Francine rinses out an empty Mayo jar.
Phone on speaker, the principal explains his shitty mood.
What did he do? The lists too long?
In the bathroom, Doug stuffs his backpack, clothes, Cheeto's sketchpad.
The last item is the old Dodger Stadium photo. Doug pauses.
He dumps it in the trash camp. Fugly whimpers. Doug
hugs him tight. He opens the bathroom window.
Fugly barks, sh sorry, boy, you can't come with me.
Fugly whimpers. Doug hugs the little dog one last time,
tears rolled down his cheeks. Interior Liquor store day, Doug
plunks a six pack of beer on the counter. The
cashier twenty two cracks her gum, shakes her head.
No butout Peter Fucking's English.
She shakes her head again. Exterior city street day, Doug
walks head tilted back, sucking at cand of ruddy whip
exterior someone's front lawn.
Day.
Doug lays on his back, high from ruddy whip fumes
through his nitrous haze. He hears the mister chili chimes.
Now you up a creek, son.
Doug squints. Carl stands above him.
I missed up.
That's putting it mildly.
Ethan's moving on. I'm just a burden. I don't want
to screw up his life. He deserves to be happy.
If I could just grow.
Up like a normal kid, I could figure out something
on my own away from here.
I don't want to be eight forever.
Doug, you gotta understand. It wasn't supposed to turn out
like this. It's never turned out this way. I don't
have the power to alter El Nino.
No one does.
Please help me, Carl.
Carl paces, He thinks, and thinks. He stops. There might
be someone interior Ethan's house. Day. Francine walks around the house,
calls for Doug.
Dog. No time for this hide and sequel shit.
She passes the bathroom, spots fuggly on top of the toilet,
winding out the open window. Francene enters, Fuggly barks, Crazy,
shuts down, whins and barks the trash. Francine pulls out
the photo exterior. Mister Chili ice cream truck day dug
on the bumper, eats a popsicle. Karl is on the phone.
Uh huh eh, yep, I appreciate this ends the call.
Who is that?
Old friends came up through the guild together like a
fraternity bro He's well connected. Owes me what what now?
What are we waiting for a name?
But this is risky.
The guild masters can never know.
You've heard of some illuminati secret sciety more like the.
Lions or elks. The Guild's mission is simple, bring joy
and frozen treats to children everywhere. Mister Chili, good humor,
Jack and Jill all have members in the Guild.
We're everywhere the Chinese restaurant.
That old guy, if you're.
Watchman Tony who thirty years with mister Chili, How you
think I knew that you were about to blow it?
He's Guild Emeritis platinum level good person, as all Guild
members strive to be. When someone needs extra help, we
get involved.
Carl gets a text. They look at the screen he's
your only hope.
Pablo ice Cream Bar.
I'm sorry.
That's a great fucking line. He's got delivered that one
ice cream curtain.
I just got it.
I'm sorry.
He's your only hope. Pablo ice Cream Bar underground.
Banned by the guild. He's got what you need, but
he's real. Jumpy works to promenade near the metro line.
Peleta's cart. You got to a five, let's go, can't
gil masts find out? I lose my pension. Me and
the missus got a place in Florida. Take this, hands
in some cash.
Where will you go after Vegas?
Blending with the crowds?
You need any help?
Fine sprinkles the clown frozen banana stan circus.
Circus, Try my best.
Doug runs off, then stops. He runs back and hugs
the old man.
Thank you, Carl, no matter what happens, thank you, Good
luck son.
Five o'clock. Not a minute later, interior Ethan's car moving
day has his phone on speaker. Francine and Fugly scan
the streets.
Thanks for checking, Principal Garcia. I'm sure he's out of
friend's house.
Call ends. He punches the steering wheel frustrated.
Why would he just take off?
Exterior train overpast day. The metro train cars whiz by.
Interior metro Car Day. Doug looks out anxiously checks his watch.
Four thirty Interior Ethan's car moving day on Francine's shocked face.
Forever he won't grow over age.
They pass kids on the sidewalk eating popsicles. Ethan flips
a U turn. Interior metro Car Day. Doug checks his watch.
Four forty five. The loudspeaker crackles. Exterior Suburban Street Day.
Mister Chili truck at the curb. Carl Hand's ice cream
to the last two kids in line, Ethan in front
scene run up Carl.
Ethan and France scene Reyes, look at you two all
grown up now?
Ice cream? Joe is really you?
We can't find Doug.
He was just here, pretty upset. He's leaving town and
you just let him go. He's doing this for you,
doesn't want to be a burden. I found him someone
who can fix the forever eight issue. Then Doug will
figure things out on his own.
He's just a kid. Something horrible could happen. We gotta
find him.
Exterior Third Street Promenade, Metro station Day. Doug steps off
the metro, checks his watch. Four fifty five Exterior city
streets Day. Ethan's car swerves through traffic. Exterior Metro station, Day.
Doug scans the area, crawling with tourists and shoppers. A
couple with a stroller reads a directory surrounding them. A
swirling blob of boys boy Nato, It's the Johnson's. A
butterfly catches Malachi's attention. He follows it. Exterior Metro station
parking lot Day. Ethan, Francine and Fugly dash to the platform.
Exterior Metro station Day. A man thirties stands next to
a Polaitis cart. It's Pablo ice cream bar. He checks
his watch. Doug spots Pablo, his last hope, just a
few yards away. Malachi chases the butterfly to the tracks. Unnoticed,
the metro train approaches in the distance. Doug runs towards Pablo,
spots a toddler on the tracks. Malachi Doug's POV. Everything
becomes slow motion. Pablo looks around. The Johnsons are distracted.
Malachi stands on the tracks. Pablo starts to leave the
metro horn blairs breaks screen on metal missus Johnson screamed.
Doug has a split second to save Malachi or save himself.
Ethan and Francine turn at the commotion. Doug runs and
pushes Malachi out of the train's path. Slow motion ends
the train, obscurest Doug and Malachi from view. Ethan and
Francene and the Johnson's rush to them other side of
the train revealed Doug and Malachi sprawled on the ground safe.
Malachi gets scooped up. Ethan and Francine go to Doug.
Doug's eyes search for Pablo gone along with his last hope.
Doug crumples in Ethan's arms, sniffles on his shoulder.
He's gone. Pablue's gone. I tried.
Sh It's okay, We're okay.
They break the embrace. Mister Johnson rushes over.
This brave young man saved our boys life.
Thank you.
He shakes Doug's hand. The Johnson's and Boynato depart in
a flurry. Malachi waves by to Doug. Ethan sits Doug
on a bench, fugly jumps up, licks his face.
How'd you find me?
Iceking Joe?
You scare the shit out of us?
What were you thinking?
Doug, I didn't want to drag you down. You're getting married,
starting a film, starting.
You are my family.
You shouldn't have to put up with this me the
rest of your life.
Be put up with each other until we kill each other.
So like two months, what do we tell Prio.
We'll figure it out.
That's the best gut. We're just gonna roll with it.
Yep, no plan, b Doug. Let's go home. Big day
at school tomorrow.
The family walks back to the car, silhouettes against the
orange sunset behind them. Doug slips a hand into Ethan's
his other into Francines fugly barks happy. It's an odd
domestic bliss.
I need a beer.
Exterior faverybew Elementary day on banner, fairy Tales for the
Next generation. Interior auditorium day packed with families. Ethan and
Francine sit in the audience. Julius stands on stage, mike
in hand, Welcome and.
Thank you for coming.
Second creaders are so excited to perform.
Backstage, kids in costumes, excited chatter. Wyatt wiggles with nervous energy.
Doug notices you take a.
Whiz, Liz Deacon, I'm so nervous, I am the Tiger.
They do a boxing move on stage.
The children have adopted four beloved fairy tales to reflect
a more diverse, inclusive world.
We know you're going to love fairy tales for the
next generation.
Applause, house lights, dim time lass kids in fairy tale scenes.
The audience enjoys snow White wakes Prince Charming. They part
as friends. Red Riding Hood and the Wolf agree to disagree.
Beauty marries the beast, as is no handsome prince, because
it's what's on the inside that counts. Applause.
Last, but not these Goalieloss and three endangered Bears.
Curtain opens. The dangered bear family sits at a table.
Rachel is Mama black Bear, Natalie is Mama polar Bear,
and Wyat as baby panda bear.
Oh it's still too odd to eat. Let's take a
walk while it cools. Great idea. Walking is so good
for your health and the environment. An active lifestyle prevents
early on.
Type two diabetes.
Bear's exit entered. Doug as Goldilocks. Francine whistles in the audience.
Simping shooge good.
Doug eats, the food checks out, the chairs and breaks
one time for a nap. He yawns and exits. Bear's return.
Someone's beating my fair trade organic non gmo kin wah.
Someone's being my fair trade organic non gamo keen wah.
Someone's been eating my fair trade organic nan gi emo keenwah.
And it's all gone backstage, I broke in the last one.
Someone to do it again, but don't try to pay
so sorry. Doug climbs into a prop bed. A meaty
hand clamps over his mouth, muffles his screams. It's Jake.
They scuffle on stage. Inner curtain opens, reveals the Bear's bedroom.
Someone's been sleeping in my bed. Someone's been sleeping in
my bed. And there
he is.
He points to Goldilocks in the bed. Ashford flips over
Ah the butt head bears. The bears are shocked. Wyant, nervous,
sticks to his lines.
Goldilocks, you're really Our sleepover is until tomorrow.
In the wings, Jake has dug in a hold, forces
him to watch it all unravel on stage.
Pede your pants again, baby bear soggy diaper?
Whyatt's about to cry or pee or do both? Rachel
and Natalie look at each other, not knowing what to do.
Wyatt spots Jake restraining Doug in the wings. He connects
eyes with Doug. Wyatt takes a deep breath.
Glodilocks, stop being such a such a dick.
Gas from the audience. Is this part of the play.
Juliat panics Whyatt tackles Ashford. The brawl props crashed down.
Rachel and Natalie exchange looks, shrug and jump in. The
backstage door bursts open. It's Julia. She pulls the curtain closed.
Doug elbows Jake in the nuts, runs out on stage,
grabs a mic.
Let's hear it for Goldilocks and the breeze.
Injured bears Mike feedback behind the curtain, sounds of the
fight breaking up. Doug looks out the shell shocked audience.
So there's a lesson here, and that lesson is, uh,
don't be a dick.
Crickets Principal Garcia hauls off Ashford and Jake. Julia is
in tears.
Because because we're we're all o work in progress.
We all make mistakes, right, especially kids, We make a
shitload of mistakes.
Another gas from the audience like that.
One, But it's teachers like miss Jones who help us
learn from our mistakes.
Doug hits a stride. Words come faster.
You have no idea how hard being a teacher is.
You got to put up with a bunch of crap,
all that whining and crying, and that's just the appearance.
The audience laughs. They're warming up to Doug.
And thus kids talk about a tough crowd. We're messy.
We don't listen.
But Miss Jones is so patient. It's our superpower. No
matter how many times we screw up. She never gives
up on us, even when everyone else has, even when
we've given up on ourselves.
Doug's voice breaks like he's hit puberty. He connects eyes
with Ethan. He gives Doug a thumbs up.
Miss Jones has this way of making us see the good,
the good person, the smart person, the kind person, the
brave person that's inside us.
We just need help bringing him out.
His voice breaks again, vision blurs. He shakes it off.
They you Miss Jones for teaching us to believe in
ourselves by believing in us.
Let's hear it for the amazing Miss Jones.
Standing ovation. Ethan and Francine cheer and whistle. Doug stumbles
off stage. Julia comes out of the wings, takes a bow.
Her students encircle her. Her tears are now tears of joy.
Thank you, miss Jones for teaching us to believe in
ourselves by believing in Oaks.
Let's hear it for the amazing Miss Jones.
Back of the auditorium, it's Karl ice cream man uniform
replaced by a Hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts. He smiles
and nods. Backstage, Doug staggers. Wyatt trails after him.
What where are you going?
Doug groans sparkly, double vision returns. He sways, exploding like
the Hulk. Doug transforms into a thrownout age eight to
thirty and seconds. Shirt and pants rip at the seams,
reveal his hairy man arms, legs, chest, just enough underwear
left to cover his crotch. Wyatt's eyes are saucers, his
jaw drops.
I can explain it.
A nice man who got the ball. I knew you
were special.
That's right, buddy, it's me. You're a hairy gud mother.
They high five the tiger. They do a boxing move.
Doug looks around nervously. Exterior street in front of school day.
Karl sits in a convertible red Ferrari, a hot blonde
thirties next to him. He's on the phone.
Yeah, thanks for pulling those strings.
I owe you if you ever in Boca.
Bottomless Marguerite is on me and the missus.
He ends the call. A naked blur streaks by, Go Doug,
you learned it on Doug's naked hairy man ass. It
hangs out of his ripped costume. Doug runs down the
street toward home. Interior various locations Day Super Over the
next eight months a series of shots. Doug gets his
shit together. Doug's room. Doug sets the alien action figure
next to the old Dodger Stadium photo. His cave Pickstie
is now in our studio. Mattress gone as a real band.
Fugly snoozees Francine's apartment at her workstation. Fran Scene and
Doug go over his sketches. She's very impressed. Julia's classroom,
surrounded by her students, Julia opens a big delivery box
filled with dozens of brand new books. She finds a
copy of Charlotte's Web with a sticky note on it,
thank you, written in black marker. Interior Franccene's apartment day. Doug,
Franccene and Fugly eat burritos from Burrito Boss at her
computer workstation. Just doesn't taste the same. On monitor digital
versions of Doug's drawings, Franccene makes a few clicks with
the mouse. Okay, check it out on monitor. A phone case,
a laptop case, and tablet case all covered with Doug's artwork.
It's amazing. Doug's eyes light up.
This is awesome.
Thank you, not too chabby, dung beetle. Doug wraps fran
Scene in a big hug. Fugly wines. Doug picks him
up to join in the hug. Exterior Phone King Headquarters Day,
high Rise in downtown Los Angeles. Interior Phone King Headquarters Day.
Breathtaking view through a panoramic window revealed Doug, clean, shaven
and handsome in a suit. On Doug's phone FaceTime call
with Ethan, you've got this, I have the tiger. He
gives a thumbs up. Doug gives a thumbs up back,
mister Wing will see you now. Interior bar night a
cork pops champagne and sparkling cider. Poor Doug, Francine, Ethan,
and a very pregnant Priya celebrate and products ships in
time for the holiday season all forty stores. Doug grins, happy, confident, attractive.
Francene smiles. It's like she's noticing him for the first time.
The foursome gathers for a selfie. Prio winces in pain
guys interior hospital night. The door's Openn bursts in, followed
by Doug and Ethan flanking Priya. Priya waddles hand on
her pregnant belly. She's going into labor. Francene darts off
to get help. Elevators sting, doors open. It's the Johnson's
and boy Nato is Missus Johnson smiling. She holds a
pink bundle. It's a girl. Malachi Bigger now trails his family.
He sees Doug waves. Francene returns with a nurse. It's Cora.
She helps Priya.
That's it, you're doing fine. Deep breaths.
Doug takes deep breaths. Cora looks up at him. He's familiar.
Room three twelve is ready.
It's Ricky with a wheelchair. He helps Priya into it.
Boss we miss yet.
The booby trap Corara slaps a clipboard into his gut.
Let's roll.
Interior hospital room. Hours later, Priya holds a newborn Doug
shakes Ethan's hand. Priya puts the baby in Francine's arms.
Ethan beams. Doug caresses the baby's head. Priya smiles at this.
The scene is pure bliss, but it's short lived.
Does he have three nuts?
She puts the little blue bundle in Doug's arms.
Make sure you hold his head up.
Hey guy, what's going on? The baby makes a tiny
cute fart. Everyone laughs.
He takes after his knee ung Doug.
Doug looks up confused.
I'm his kneeome.
Doug still doesn't get it. God parent me.
We need someone Responsible's one we can count on. Someoneer's
son could look up to.
Doug beams. Francine puts her arms around him. The baby
shots a big, wet one, not cute. Everyone wins is
at the smell except Doug. Nice one.
Little man.
Fade out the end credits. Post credits scene exterior suburban
park day. Thrash metal blasts in the distance. It gets louder.
Doug rocks out in a new car. He checks his
phone text from Ethan.
Priam made to mooses get some before frand scene beats
them all.
Bam, a football bounces right in front of Duck's car.
Shit.
He pulls over, gets out, grabs the rogue football. Three
kids age eight to nine shout and wave to him.
We've seen this before. Here Doug grins motions for the
kids to back up for a long pass. They do.
He raises the football and looks at the camera. He
smirks Ben he throws the football.
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