Revisiting WCW Thunder November 12th, 1998 Johnny’s Birthday Pick, Hulk Hogan Runs for President, Road to WCW World War 3

<v Speaker 1>Boys, and welcome to the podcast. On episode number three
<v Speaker 1>hundred and twenty four, Yes day, we're going to WCW
<v Speaker 1>Thunder for November twelfth, nineteen ninety eight.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, James said, Johnny, this is an important week. It's
<v Speaker 2>your birthday. What do you want to watch? And I said, wow,
<v Speaker 2>that's fucking very nice to you, buddy. I want to
<v Speaker 2>watch this episode of Thunder that happened on my birthday
<v Speaker 2>in nineteen ninety eight. And he said, okay, and now
<v Speaker 2>we're doing it. You won't yoybee.
<v Speaker 1>Before we get into that, we have some Deadlock updates.
<v Speaker 2>Right now on the Patreon that's patreon dot com slash
<v Speaker 2>Deadlock PW. A new episode of watch this is up.
<v Speaker 2>It is a mystery, but it might not be a
<v Speaker 2>mystery to you because you probably already watched it. That's
<v Speaker 2>up in the five dollar tier. We have many tiers
<v Speaker 2>on our Patreon, got one dollar tier. If you sign
<v Speaker 2>up for the one dollar tear, you get the video
<v Speaker 2>feed every week of this very podcast. The five dollar
<v Speaker 2>tier you get that plus the weekly watch this episode.
<v Speaker 2>You go up to ten dollars. Boy, oh boy, that's
<v Speaker 2>the most popular one we got. You get sgh every
<v Speaker 2>month along with everything I just mentioned, which is our
<v Speaker 2>monthly watch along series, and we have a thread up
<v Speaker 2>for it right now that you can let us know
<v Speaker 2>what you want us to watch in the month of November.
<v Speaker 2>It can be wrestling, it can be a movie, it
<v Speaker 2>could be sports, it can be whatever he wants to suggest,
<v Speaker 2>anything you want and if it catches our eye, we'll
<v Speaker 2>watch it for the month of November. That is the
<v Speaker 2>ten dollar tier and above. So go check all of
<v Speaker 2>that stuff at that's patreon dot com slash Deadlock PW
<v Speaker 2>exclusive content waiting for you. If you haven't checked it out,
<v Speaker 2>you are a fucking missing out buddy, because god damn,
<v Speaker 2>there's so much stuff over there. DPW returns to carry
<v Speaker 2>North Carolina for our fourth anniversary show on December twelfth
<v Speaker 2>at Sport HQ, and it will also be our last
<v Speaker 2>show in America for the foreseeable future. It's been incredible
<v Speaker 2>four years and we hope to see you at the event.
<v Speaker 2>We're very excited to put on another show here. We
<v Speaker 2>decided to also make this an event a fundraiser to
<v Speaker 2>hop out families in need in the area as we
<v Speaker 2>close out the year. All the money from the gate
<v Speaker 2>of the show as well as donations from the December
<v Speaker 2>twelth event will be donated to a local North Carolina
<v Speaker 2>food bank food Bank of Central and Eastern North Carolina,
<v Speaker 2>and we will match the gates and donations up to
<v Speaker 2>ten thousand dollars. So we would love for you to
<v Speaker 2>come out on support, donate to a great cause, come
<v Speaker 2>out for a great night of pro wrestling. That's December twelfth, Friday,
<v Speaker 2>December twelfth and Carry North Carolina at Sport HQDP to
<v Speaker 2>b tix dot com for that and all the info
<v Speaker 2>on the show, and.
<v Speaker 1>If you can't make it, there is a donate link
<v Speaker 1>on the event bright where you can donate money towards
<v Speaker 1>the charity also, so we hope to see you guys out.
<v Speaker 1>Has of course limited seating in the building will just
<v Speaker 1>sell till the building doesn't stop selling tickets, but if
<v Speaker 1>you can't make it, the donate link will be there
<v Speaker 1>on the event right for you.
<v Speaker 2>Plus deep to be on demand dot com to check
<v Speaker 2>out all of our events that you may have missed
<v Speaker 2>or you wanted to catch up on, or if you
<v Speaker 2>just want to check out our latest happening. Show Down
<v Speaker 2>and Carry two is up there now, so go check
<v Speaker 2>that out deep to be on demand dot com depw
<v Speaker 2>tix dot com and.
<v Speaker 1>Get in or get the out. All right now, it
<v Speaker 1>is time for the Patreon shoutouts segment.
<v Speaker 2>Woha yippie yohoo.
<v Speaker 1>Whoa starting in the five dollars tier, Hillary Simonick bo
<v Speaker 1>hezel bo big show in amw B like we Find
<v Speaker 1>the Defendant, Hungry Chandler, Valterry Vtanin Nice Anthony Moore, Hello,
<v Speaker 1>I just know we yes, we all want to see
<v Speaker 1>Dusty Rhodes and Rikishi give Johnny a double stink faced
<v Speaker 1>sandwich with their big nasty.
<v Speaker 3>No no, no no.
<v Speaker 1>Gavin the goosey d Christian Canada Ton Gitel's mass fallout. Hey, Johnny,
<v Speaker 1>I'm heading on from work and was wondering what there
<v Speaker 1>is to eat for dinner in my fridge.
<v Speaker 2>Probably a fucking dick.
<v Speaker 1>Gamer code thirteen shaq bingis ten dollar teer, fifty punches, Nice,
<v Speaker 1>Simon Hanson Aria a generic protagonist Chubby Chuckle.
<v Speaker 2>That's what I do, Pickles.
<v Speaker 1>That's not a name. I just wanted to.
<v Speaker 2>Say that it felt good. I liked that.
<v Speaker 1>Pierre hollow Man, are you cranking your hog or Hogley?
<v Speaker 1>Crankin is Jake something available to be booked for my
<v Speaker 1>eighth birthday party. I like him to put my stepdad
<v Speaker 1>through a flaming table.
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, we can arrange that. We could definitely arrange that.
<v Speaker 1>Mister Kinder's son. I don't mister ander D, I don't
<v Speaker 1>like this either. No, I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>It's not good.
<v Speaker 1>Wyatt Heron Austere Yeah, Connor McLaughlin, Hey does Shandy Man,
<v Speaker 1>Kieren Campbell, Dan Dumman, Tony please let me stack donuts
<v Speaker 1>on it?
<v Speaker 2>Huh like on what?
<v Speaker 1>Derek d los Plaguus, Obeth Garcia, Brett c Chris Landridge,
<v Speaker 1>Tim Parks, Bob tom Booth. Hey, Johnny, it's Colin from
<v Speaker 1>the peel Line. When are we playing Fortnite?
<v Speaker 2>Whenever you want? I want to play the Simpsons season.
<v Speaker 1>Joker, Danny Stella, Knox e Clayer, Yeah, ursa Helt Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Let me get a twenty piece McNugget combo no combo
<v Speaker 1>shamrock shake with extra whipped cream and uh yeah, how
<v Speaker 1>about one of them apple pies? I watch number eleven
<v Speaker 1>for the Orlando Magic dunk on Johnny and slap his
<v Speaker 1>nuts all over his face. Ishmael Primo, Rat Knight mister shit. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Benjamin McVeigh, brother, Jack Grip, chamberlaind man Icarus Carrey. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that one was.
<v Speaker 2>Nailed, nailed it the.
<v Speaker 1>Rock talking to Wheezer, be like you want me to
<v Speaker 1>wrestle with Jimmy Day, Shamar Shepherd, cam Aggravator. I saw
<v Speaker 1>James at Monday Night Raw with a Miz shirt on, booing,
<v Speaker 1>see him punk, David Flair is escaping. Time to chase
<v Speaker 1>Richard's son.
<v Speaker 2>Time for me to spit in your fucking face.
<v Speaker 1>Brett Hart screwed himself.
<v Speaker 2>Burt Tart, Burt Bert Hart, Ernie Michaels.
<v Speaker 1>Love the podcast, love the YouTube channel, Yes, I love
<v Speaker 1>the boys. Salamie Apples, Jamoori Warrend, Brian Taate, the Deadlock,
<v Speaker 1>Chumba Casino Champion. I see Wiener, I see Wiener, Mark Blackburn,
<v Speaker 1>Derek Land where Spider Boy, the Green Bastard from Parts Unknown?
<v Speaker 2>What the hell?
<v Speaker 1>Gg adam Oh, Christiana super Duper, James, Mike Rocock, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Dante Epps, Tyler, Yo Boys, Caleb mo Reno, not Eno,
<v Speaker 1>Darnell and consideration. I have decided to compromise to a
<v Speaker 1>permanent in my desire.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well that sucks you this whole guy's life.
<v Speaker 1>Major desire, dude, don't do that. Your desires all you got?
<v Speaker 1>He beat off Andre the Giant with that move. Will
<v Speaker 1>you stop? James but whole Sun five King Anto, Alexander Spaghetti, Jim,
<v Speaker 1>Daniel Beasley, Tomo, Nank Christ for Scott Lloyd v vs.
<v Speaker 1>Derek bo Sewan, Thomas s E, James is based, Tony
<v Speaker 1>is chill, and Johnny is the Birthday Boys. Hey Johnny,
<v Speaker 1>I'm in you for the upcoming cold season. Do you
<v Speaker 1>have any texts on how I can be a good virus?
<v Speaker 2>How the fuck did this guy know I was gonna
<v Speaker 2>be sick on this episode?
<v Speaker 1>What Bill Alphonso, Michael Frog, Tyler Galante, Big Beef, reverb Esthetic,
<v Speaker 1>Jake Brush here esus Frigby do you smell what Richard's
<v Speaker 1>son is chasing?
<v Speaker 2>Fuck off?
<v Speaker 1>Alfie Lee Static ak A doctor t bags pH d
<v Speaker 1>A k fuck it on.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, You're you've got a long history here g r.
<v Speaker 1>H thirteen Yeah, Yamada, Doctor Monster k Kuto's for one
<v Speaker 1>two one.
<v Speaker 2>I like Doctor Monster a lot, will.
<v Speaker 1>Be the Riz God Alex Martinez. My friend's first indie
<v Speaker 1>show was Title Fight in Vegas and he still talks
<v Speaker 1>about it all the time. Thank you, DPW. I applied
<v Speaker 1>to aew on. Indeed, now I'm in the don Kallis family.
<v Speaker 1>I have a ten man tag to get the conglomeration
<v Speaker 1>next Wednesday. You're cooked. Cody, Joseph Bachado Wyatt the Wallaby,
<v Speaker 1>Ethan Pitt Sweet Ryan rin K Mayor Neon, Monkey of
<v Speaker 1>Monkey Town, Monkey zero of Frost, Dollar Bill Batissa's ten
<v Speaker 1>inch head with the turtleneck, Kirk Austin Hendar's son. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it says narcisso Narcissis Delgado, Kenneth Johnson, whoa kicking that,
<v Speaker 1>isn't it? Diz Augie's desile ski woo right back, trying
<v Speaker 1>to inform you call me Ray William A Richard's son.
<v Speaker 1>Don't do that, Olie keys Bg fifteen dollars, Tier Jackson,
<v Speaker 1>Duson brother.
<v Speaker 2>Son, fucking Christ Almighty, Ash.
<v Speaker 1>B Randy Savage, Romel, Cornelius Ah Yes, Cornelius Bunkie three
<v Speaker 1>three six, says Chase Jesus Richard's son. He's got more
<v Speaker 1>like Chase Bastard's son. Oh, because cause you ain't got
<v Speaker 1>no dad.
<v Speaker 2>Oh. He really like fucking got nervous at the end
<v Speaker 2>of this.
<v Speaker 1>Tim Tim al Kruz al Krudz, Dougie Darko, Clown, Judson
<v Speaker 1>whoa sloan and new WGGP champion Darius Melton.
<v Speaker 2>Woll congrats Aaron.
<v Speaker 1>Wait, my name is Macho t and I'm a bitch
<v Speaker 1>ass bitch Ooh look at me. I'm sexy and funny
<v Speaker 1>and no infinite two thousand and nine to twenty fourteen
<v Speaker 1>WWE Lore Man fuck you and doesn't shoot at ARCS, I.
<v Speaker 2>Mean refuses to shoot at Arcs, won't stop looting, fucking
<v Speaker 2>loves just running right underneath rocketeers.
<v Speaker 1>And taking all BASTIONI cells.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just can't help himself. He just can't help himself.
<v Speaker 1>Ashy Slashy twelve dollars annual, Mercio Underscore OZ one hundred
<v Speaker 1>and twenty dollars annual. Daniel Tolas Everything after WrestleMania seventeen
<v Speaker 1>is fan.
<v Speaker 2>Fiction that's probably fair. I like that and new.
<v Speaker 1>Patreon champion at sixty nine dollars and seventy cents Transi
<v Speaker 1>fetter la Pesque loves the Pod Johnny especially.
<v Speaker 2>Finally, Wow, a champion would can be proud on your birthday?
<v Speaker 2>Oh my birthday, sour smarties didn't do anything wrong. But
<v Speaker 2>la pesca. Congratulations what a run sour Smarty's had but
<v Speaker 2>all health and new champion. Wow, thank you so much,
<v Speaker 2>Thank you all for signing up. That's patreon dot com
<v Speaker 2>slash deadlock p W. Sign up now, get your name
<v Speaker 2>red and get made fun of or get complimented or
<v Speaker 2>I spit on you, whichever one you like. You can
<v Speaker 2>have Patreon dot com slash deadlock PW.
<v Speaker 1>All right, let us get into WCW Thunder for November twelfth,
<v Speaker 1>nineteen yes, ninety eight.
<v Speaker 2>We love November twelfth, right, James, It's our favorite day.
<v Speaker 1>I do like it a lot because my best friend
<v Speaker 1>that's his birthday on November twelve. O.
<v Speaker 2>And what I mean like, we haven't done this before
<v Speaker 2>where we took James said, Hey, what do you He said,
<v Speaker 2>it's your week, Johnny, what do you want to watch?
<v Speaker 2>I said, shit, I want to watch him. He's gonna
<v Speaker 2>be thunder.
<v Speaker 1>And that's what we got.
<v Speaker 2>That's what we got. Here is November twelve, nineteen ninety eight.
<v Speaker 2>And let's see what was going on in the world
<v Speaker 2>to wrestling at the time on the week of my birthday.
<v Speaker 2>From The Observer November ninth, nineteen ninety eight, in a
<v Speaker 2>major stunner, Jesse Ventura was elected governor of Minnesota. His
<v Speaker 2>campaign was controversial, including talking of legalizing prostitution and marijuana
<v Speaker 2>for medicinal purposes. So j I didn't know about that
<v Speaker 2>that he was saying, we should legalize prostitution. McMahon, that worked.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, as far as I know, he's been the
<v Speaker 1>governor of Minnesota for the last thirty years.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know anything about Minnesota, and.
<v Speaker 1>I could still be the governor right now.
<v Speaker 2>I would totally believe that that became his gimmick. To me,
<v Speaker 2>his lifestyle is governor.
<v Speaker 1>He's not the body anymore. He's the governor. Well, he's
<v Speaker 1>the mind, dude, and the body and the governor.
<v Speaker 2>And the soul. Yes, right, here's some good news for you, James.
<v Speaker 2>W CW will be sending Jerry Flynn to New Japan.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, oh my god, I was watching this episode.
<v Speaker 1>I thought the same fucking thing. Wow, and no Chism
<v Speaker 1>needs Jerry Flynn.
<v Speaker 2>Well, Meltzer says, isn't New Japan lucky to have a
<v Speaker 2>relationship with WCW. They're continuing it, so don't blame WW
<v Speaker 2>for sending no names when New Japan accepts them, and
<v Speaker 2>in some cases like nwo's thing actually makes stars.
<v Speaker 1>Out of Jerry Flynn.
<v Speaker 2>He must have been talking about Jerry Lynn, Yeah, must have.
<v Speaker 2>He thought mister j L was going to New Japan.
<v Speaker 2>It was gonna tank them. We no Jerry Flynn. You know,
<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm actually excited to talk about Jerry Flynn here
<v Speaker 2>because we don't feel what we get. He is. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>he's gigantic, and that's a man. That is a man,
<v Speaker 2>Jerry Flynn, you know. In ECW News, Paul Hayman spoke
<v Speaker 2>with Vader during the week. He said the self check
<v Speaker 2>that working in the pay per view, the role would
<v Speaker 2>have been as Tommy Dreamer's mystery partner. Uh so Vader
<v Speaker 2>was gonna come in and be Dreamers mystery partner. Vader
<v Speaker 2>turned it down, saying that he thinks Tommy Trader for sucks.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he said.
<v Speaker 2>He brought up to Stan Hansen, who thought it wouldn't
<v Speaker 2>be a good idea politically for Japan because Tommy Tree resucks.
<v Speaker 1>He thought it was absolutely pathetic. Yeah, he couldn't do
<v Speaker 1>anything else, couldn't join the Triple Threaders something.
<v Speaker 2>You know, exactly what would have happened. He would have
<v Speaker 2>came in during a Steve Carino promo. He would have
<v Speaker 2>bumped Jack Victory into Jerry around. They would have did
<v Speaker 2>an eight man. Vader would have got the.
<v Speaker 1>Pin and Karna would have bled crazy. It would have
<v Speaker 1>been coy.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe it would It would have You know what,
<v Speaker 2>Actually this doesn't sound too bad. In WW news, the
<v Speaker 2>betting line is still strong that the Giant is headed
<v Speaker 2>to the wwf uh and if you watch this thunder
<v Speaker 2>you can garan d mt. He does not want to
<v Speaker 2>be here anymore, good lord. He like he is the
<v Speaker 2>most checked out wrestler of nineteen ninety eight.
<v Speaker 1>He wanted to be in the wolf pack.
<v Speaker 2>Yoko Zuna was asked to do a run in in
<v Speaker 2>the Hall Versus Nash match in Las Vegas to attack
<v Speaker 2>Kevin Nash. He was for ten thousand dollars just for
<v Speaker 2>the run in and turn it down because he said
<v Speaker 2>he was too busy.
<v Speaker 1>They had a big run with Steve Austin coming up.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I swear every time we read about Yoko Zuna,
<v Speaker 2>it's he has a run coming up, but he's just
<v Speaker 2>too damn fat to do it. And that's exactly what
<v Speaker 2>this is as well. He just was four hundred pounds
<v Speaker 2>and they didn't want to do anything with him. But
<v Speaker 2>I guess he legit turned this down and Scott Hall
<v Speaker 2>called him up and he said, what the fuck are
<v Speaker 2>you doing? Get down here, and he just didn't do it.
<v Speaker 1>That sucks. I think yoko Zuna's cool.
<v Speaker 2>I fucking think Yoko Zuna kicks ass. I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if it was like a confidence thing or like you said,
<v Speaker 2>he legit thought he was going to WF which you know,
<v Speaker 2>I guess was that.
<v Speaker 1>He probably had twenty dates with ECW coming up. He
<v Speaker 1>was gonna work just incredible, which is kind of like working.
<v Speaker 2>Steve Austin w CW News continues. Everyone seems to expect
<v Speaker 2>Kevin Nash to win the World War three Battle Royal
<v Speaker 2>and face Goldberg, gets starkad and end the streak.
<v Speaker 1>Now how they on commentary tonight they told me Kenyon
<v Speaker 1>probably has a good chance of doing it.
<v Speaker 2>I thought Steve.
<v Speaker 1>Gonna go with that. Jerry Flynn, you never know, you
<v Speaker 1>never know.
<v Speaker 2>Last couple things here from The Observer, November sixteenth, nineteen
<v Speaker 2>ninety eight. Yokozuna worked several ind dates this past week.
<v Speaker 2>In the New Jersey in Maryland area. He said to
<v Speaker 2>still be gigantic. I didn't put that Nelser wrote this.
<v Speaker 2>He's told people he was never offered a spot to
<v Speaker 2>do the run in on the Hall versus Nash match,
<v Speaker 2>but several on ww insisted it was the case, and
<v Speaker 2>Hall was calling him up trying to convince him that
<v Speaker 2>it was an easy ten grand Meltzer says, well, probably
<v Speaker 2>makes the most sense is yoko Zuna still has designs
<v Speaker 2>on getting back into the WF, and working for ww
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't put him in good steed with the WF, but
<v Speaker 2>WWF has said they only want him if he can
<v Speaker 2>get down to around four hundred pounds and figure he's
<v Speaker 2>nowhere close to that today.
<v Speaker 1>If Yokozuna went to WCW, he would have interfered in
<v Speaker 1>that match, and then next week on Nitchro there would
<v Speaker 1>have been a skinny yoko Zuna that came out and
<v Speaker 1>said that he was yoko Zuna, and then fat Yokozuna
<v Speaker 1>would have came out and they would have feuded, and
<v Speaker 1>that would have been awesome, and skinny Yokozuna would have
<v Speaker 1>been like Glacier or something.
<v Speaker 2>Jerry Flynn.
<v Speaker 1>Glayer it would just have the white shirt with the
<v Speaker 1>jeans on. He look like Human Bender.
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't. He doesn't dress like Yokozun. He's just HET's
<v Speaker 2>me Yoko. Oh oh, my god, Brain, that's this one's
<v Speaker 2>for you, James. You'll like this. Water Boy was the
<v Speaker 2>top rated movie last week.
<v Speaker 1>This is Evergreen.
<v Speaker 2>In your house.
<v Speaker 1>I love the water Boy.
<v Speaker 2>The Giant was hit it for about a minute total,
<v Speaker 2>most of which aired on the TV trailers.
<v Speaker 1>That was Captain in Sana Last Thing Here.
<v Speaker 2>Missterial Junior versus Hove and Tude Guerrero was supposed to
<v Speaker 2>take place on Nitrol on UH November two, with Mysterio
<v Speaker 2>Junior winning to set up getting a shot at Kidnon's
<v Speaker 2>title at the pay per view. The match didn't take
<v Speaker 2>place because Hove and Tude was warming up by jumping
<v Speaker 2>up and down and then jumping crack the top of
<v Speaker 2>his head open against the pipe and couldn't work. The
<v Speaker 2>match wound up taking on the second taping of the
<v Speaker 2>November fifth Thunder for the eleven twelve air date, which
<v Speaker 2>is what we watched tonight.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they got a lot of time on this one
<v Speaker 1>they did.
<v Speaker 2>I mean this is a match heavy show.
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, yeah, absolutely, Well that is.
<v Speaker 2>It for the observer. Now let's talk about WW Thunder
<v Speaker 2>on my birthday in nineteen ninety eight, November twelfth, nineteen
<v Speaker 2>ninety eight.
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into WCW Thunder. Welcome to Hollywood
<v Speaker 1>population WCWNWO.
<v Speaker 2>What does that mean?
<v Speaker 1>That's what you're gonna see.
<v Speaker 2>Man, that's the only people in Hollywood or people in
<v Speaker 2>WW ANDNWO.
<v Speaker 1>That's how big it gets out here. You know.
<v Speaker 2>This intro is very cool though.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this Thunder intro is very cool. It's very nineteen
<v Speaker 1>ninety eight. I like it a lot.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they got the big ass Thunder letters that explode,
<v Speaker 2>and they got the dudes inside of them doing all
<v Speaker 2>their famous things like the choke slam and the torture
<v Speaker 2>rack and throwing a toothpick, all just as over as
<v Speaker 2>one another. Then they explode and find to the Thunder
<v Speaker 2>logo and we get to the arena shot Pyu is
<v Speaker 2>going off in the corners and yeah, just pretty cool
<v Speaker 2>presentation and good house here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I love the staging for this. I actually really
<v Speaker 1>liked the original Thunder staging which was just like the Wall.
<v Speaker 1>I thought that was cool too. Yes, but this one's
<v Speaker 1>really dope's this one. It's funny because like for a show,
<v Speaker 1>they did not give like one singular fuck about I
<v Speaker 1>thought the presentation for Thunder was like really cool.
<v Speaker 2>I imagine it was a major pain of the ask
<v Speaker 2>for the people setting that up because they were like, Wow,
<v Speaker 2>this does not get watched by nearly as many people,
<v Speaker 2>and we have to spend probably nine hours setting this
<v Speaker 2>fucking stage up.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Super dope though, and uh.
<v Speaker 2>Very cool. I love it. Yeah, I mean one of
<v Speaker 2>my I mean we've talked about it before, but one
<v Speaker 2>of my many. I wish this was in a current
<v Speaker 2>game stages, but it's fucking weird as fucking They were
<v Speaker 2>definitely not gonna custom make an entrance way that you
<v Speaker 2>could come out sideways on this thing on, so it'll
<v Speaker 2>probably never.
<v Speaker 1>They would just start midway.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right.
<v Speaker 1>Damn that sucks.
<v Speaker 2>We have Lee Marshall with Tony Shavanni and Bobby Heenan
<v Speaker 2>on commentary. They talk about on Nitro how Haul Cogan
<v Speaker 2>Why sorry? They say, you know what a week for
<v Speaker 2>pro wrestling, especially how you look at wrestling and politics
<v Speaker 2>coming together, and Lee Marshall says, oh, the candidacy of
<v Speaker 2>Haul Cogan and am announcing Eric Bischoff to be his
<v Speaker 2>candidate manager. I wonder if his campaign slogan will be
<v Speaker 2>a chicken in every pot and a folding chair across
<v Speaker 2>every forehead. Nobody responded, right.
<v Speaker 1>Chris Adams.
<v Speaker 2>Heenan says that Hogan, being the liar that he is,
<v Speaker 2>there's no way that he can lose and he will
<v Speaker 2>be the president of the United States. Bobby Heenan is
<v Speaker 2>unbelievable in this episode, like he is. Uh, the boys
<v Speaker 2>were just having fun tonight.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, I think he was great. Tony Shavanni was
<v Speaker 1>also fantastic too, and oh Marshall being the straight guy
<v Speaker 1>here was good.
<v Speaker 2>Mike Today comes in later and he is not the
<v Speaker 2>straight guy even though he's meant to be. He just
<v Speaker 2>falls for he didn't shit.
<v Speaker 1>Wow. We get the first match of the evening here,
<v Speaker 1>Glacier versus Chris Adams. Glacier gets his whole entrance here with.
<v Speaker 2>Snow Glacier, they say, return to the ring here. I
<v Speaker 2>guess he's been out for a second. Last week, Glacier
<v Speaker 2>made a plea to Ernest Miller that they both came
<v Speaker 2>from the same dojo and have the same discipline of
<v Speaker 2>the martial arts. So I guess he wants to be
<v Speaker 2>buddy buddy with with Ernest Miller. And it's snowing, and
<v Speaker 2>it's it doesn't stop snowing for a second here, and
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, okay, Glacier is gonna talk. And
<v Speaker 2>he first thing he says, he gets on the mic
<v Speaker 2>and says, shut up so I could talk. Oh fuck, okay.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think Glacier was ill.
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that either. I The only thing I
<v Speaker 2>remember about Glacier is him always feuding with goddamn Ernest
<v Speaker 2>Miller and then selling his gear to that. Yeah yeah, Kasayashi, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Glacier says. Now, as all of you know, I Glacier
<v Speaker 2>am the ORIGINATORO. Anyway, as I was saying, I'm the
<v Speaker 2>originator of the cryonic Kick, and I'm sick and tired
<v Speaker 2>of people stealing what I created. So I'm here tonight
<v Speaker 2>to take out this punk and I'm gonna show him
<v Speaker 2>a lesson and give him the beating of his life
<v Speaker 2>to bring him out, I said, oh, okay, who the
<v Speaker 2>fuck could possibly be doing the cry on a kick?
<v Speaker 2>And little did I know it was who people say
<v Speaker 2>invented the superkick, Chris Adams. Gentleman, Chris Adams.
<v Speaker 1>Chris Adams comes out here and Tony Shavani says, well,
<v Speaker 1>there's Chris Adams. He took a severe beating by the
<v Speaker 1>hands of Big Papa Pump. All right, man, damn.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like okay, like am on anything that I did
<v Speaker 2>that was good. He got his dude, Yeah, he got
<v Speaker 2>his ass whoop by Scott Seiner. He's old and he
<v Speaker 2>a yeah, he invented the supercick.
<v Speaker 1>He's British.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like any more insults. Goddamn well.
<v Speaker 1>Chris Adams powers Glacier to the buckle here and Glacier says,
<v Speaker 1>he grabbed his hair.
<v Speaker 2>Come on, man, dude, I mean full stooge, Glacier. This
<v Speaker 2>is super weird.
<v Speaker 1>Now what I expected.
<v Speaker 2>His whole thing is supposed to be. I'm like a
<v Speaker 2>bad motherfucker and I can kick the shit out of you. Now.
<v Speaker 2>He's stooging for Chris Adams, and he started the match
<v Speaker 2>by stretching in the form of a superkick, which I
<v Speaker 2>also thought was very funny.
<v Speaker 1>He just wants a fair match, you know, like Chris
<v Speaker 1>Adams is trying to cheat, and Glacier.
<v Speaker 2>He stole's fucking move.
<v Speaker 1>Glacier actually gets so pissed here. He argues with a
<v Speaker 1>guy in the front row who's wearing a don't trust
<v Speaker 1>anybody Steve Austin shirt.
<v Speaker 2>There is an abundance of stone cold shirts, and for
<v Speaker 2>some reason, every side of the front.
<v Speaker 1>Row on this shitld get away from it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, like that's he's so over That is fucking tough.
<v Speaker 2>I'm actually surprised they didn't make people like turn their
<v Speaker 2>shirts inside out or anything here.
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't do anything about it. I mean, look how
<v Speaker 1>many there are. What you gotta do? So it gonna
<v Speaker 1>be funny as shit if they had like a line
<v Speaker 1>at the front door and it was like, anyone that
<v Speaker 1>wears the Steve Austin shirt has to go over here
<v Speaker 1>and then we're gonna get you a new shirt.
<v Speaker 2>You get a Goldberg shirt.
<v Speaker 1>They don't have any shirts. I always heard WCW's merch
<v Speaker 1>was pathetic. That's probably why they were wearing Steve Austin shirts.
<v Speaker 1>There were no w CW shirt.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what else I'm gonna wear here? Thundershirt?
<v Speaker 1>Well, Glacier uses the RAF and stands behind him and
<v Speaker 1>pokes Chris Adams in the eyes and takes them down again.
<v Speaker 2>This is insane. The martial artist is cheating. Also, referee
<v Speaker 2>Mickey jay Here refused to referee the Scott Steiner match
<v Speaker 2>on Monday, in which, lest we forget, he pulverized Chris Adams.
<v Speaker 1>And right, so I'm gonna blame him right, and.
<v Speaker 2>Mickey j is fine with referring Chris Adams matches though. Well.
<v Speaker 1>Chris Adam hits an zigeary on Glacier. He hits a
<v Speaker 1>belly to back and then back mounts Glacier and starts
<v Speaker 1>throwing forearms at his fucking head.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Chris Adams is shooting on the shooter
<v Speaker 2>in theory. He's like back mount beating the shit out
<v Speaker 2>of him. I said, holy fuck, this is tremendous, dude.
<v Speaker 1>The forearms look great too. The full mount is a
<v Speaker 1>lost art in wrestling, just full mounting somebody and giving him.
<v Speaker 2>The work I loved. And goddamn no mercy. The full
<v Speaker 2>mount from the front and you fucking grab the back
<v Speaker 2>of their head and punch the shit out of him
<v Speaker 2>for like ten times.
<v Speaker 1>Well mount ain't getting you, no damn stars.
<v Speaker 2>Come on, man, it should it should.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Glacier tries a double axe off the second, but
<v Speaker 1>Chris Adams kicks the many flips, so I thought that
<v Speaker 1>was great.
<v Speaker 2>Chris Adams kicks the kicker.
<v Speaker 1>Chris Adams follows out with a nice power bomb and
<v Speaker 1>the super kick.
<v Speaker 2>That's his moly, shit, you can't fucking do that, dude.
<v Speaker 2>The power bomb look cool. By the way, Chris Adams
<v Speaker 2>might want to retire from the superkick and keep up
<v Speaker 2>the power bombs. He kind of rocked them here, dude,
<v Speaker 2>taunts loads up the superkick, hits the superkick, and that
<v Speaker 2>was all she wrote right.
<v Speaker 1>Wrong, because Sonny Ono comes down, gets on the apron
<v Speaker 1>during the pin, and the ref taps on Chris adams
<v Speaker 1>back and says, hey, man, Sody Ona's here.
<v Speaker 2>Hey, there's a running buddy. You gotta pay att a
<v Speaker 2>to this.
<v Speaker 1>Just legitimately just goes, hey, Tony's here, check this out.
<v Speaker 2>Sonny Ono's distraction was to get on the apron and
<v Speaker 2>point at Glacier's foot, which was not under the road,
<v Speaker 2>and the shit.
<v Speaker 1>Funny the way it looked when he first did it,
<v Speaker 1>Like I know, it was supposed to be the foot
<v Speaker 1>under the road, but it was so funny. The ref
<v Speaker 1>just taps on his back and points as Sonny Ona right,
<v Speaker 1>son here.
<v Speaker 2>Check this out.
<v Speaker 1>Well, the cat is now on the apron with the
<v Speaker 1>rest back turned, and the cat hits a springboard sidkick
<v Speaker 1>to the back of Chris Adam's head.
<v Speaker 2>Very impressive, Very impressive, especially when you think of as
<v Speaker 2>a sidkick. Also, you've ruined this move for me because,
<v Speaker 2>like up until you started calling it the sidkick, it
<v Speaker 2>was the RVD kick for me. And now it's in
<v Speaker 2>my notes. I swear to God, I'll even show you it.
<v Speaker 2>Ernest Miller hits the springboard sidkicks in the back around
<v Speaker 2>of time.
<v Speaker 1>I mean sick move.
<v Speaker 2>It is sick and I can totally understand why Johnny
<v Speaker 2>As wanted somebody to do it. Just don't understand why
<v Speaker 2>I had to be said vicious.
<v Speaker 1>Well. Glacier then locks in a samoan spike submission that
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I've ever seen anyone ever use. It
<v Speaker 1>could be the only time he's ever used. I don't know,
<v Speaker 1>uh to pick up the win.
<v Speaker 2>Not even on WCW. Has anyone done an asiatic spike
<v Speaker 2>on WCW television And the commentators are super confused. I'm
<v Speaker 2>super conf used. I think this was just somebody in
<v Speaker 2>the back said, wouldn't it be fucking funny if Glacier
<v Speaker 2>was fighting for the chronic kick and did not win
<v Speaker 2>with it, and it was funny?
<v Speaker 1>They were right, that is pretty nuts. I actually think
<v Speaker 1>it works out even better that way. Oh, you want
<v Speaker 1>to steal my move? Huh, well, guess what I have
<v Speaker 1>moves even better than that move.
<v Speaker 2>I'll do bigger and better moves. The commentary had no
<v Speaker 2>clue how to call this, like they just had a
<v Speaker 2>brand new hold by Glacier.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well he loads up the thumb, he does. Yeah, Like,
<v Speaker 1>he loads up the thumb and he sticks it right
<v Speaker 1>in Chris Adam's throat.
<v Speaker 2>The thumb was taped as well, by the way, which nobody.
<v Speaker 2>I guess we should have looked closer at his hands
<v Speaker 2>because it was already iggied up for the thumb.
<v Speaker 1>I'll give it to him for trying something new.
<v Speaker 2>Sure, the chronic kick is cool, though, I mean probably
<v Speaker 2>could have probably.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, god, what if Glacier just did the fire
<v Speaker 1>thunder driver, that's my go to for everybody? What if
<v Speaker 1>everybody just did that?
<v Speaker 2>Why? Isla sure, I don't. I'm super still thrown off
<v Speaker 2>by this, Like I ever heard that. I'm fucking mad.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well guess what that work?
<v Speaker 2>Glacier does all the cool shit, like, god damn it.
<v Speaker 1>I thought poking him in the eyes was cool.
<v Speaker 2>God damn. But he doesn't fuck like he takes a
<v Speaker 2>super kick and he was gonna lose until the referee
<v Speaker 2>he was impressed by Sonny Ono.
<v Speaker 1>I imagine he never gets a win ever again after
<v Speaker 1>this match. Well, w c W Thunder is brought to
<v Speaker 1>you by one eight hundred collect. That's it. Just use
<v Speaker 1>the payphone, goddamn.
<v Speaker 2>It, the goddamn easy way to save. You know how
<v Speaker 2>I saved. I didn't use a payphone because I was
<v Speaker 2>a child.
<v Speaker 1>Not calling anybody whom I call him?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like I was, Why the fuck would I be
<v Speaker 2>outside calling you? I'm six years old.
<v Speaker 1>Me calling me and Geene? What's up?
<v Speaker 2>Dude? How does that work? Like? How did like if
<v Speaker 2>you called Mean Jean's hotline on a payphone? Who got charged?
<v Speaker 2>Could you choose that right? Like? Someone surely someone has
<v Speaker 2>done this.
<v Speaker 1>I know maybe they just wouldn't let you, oh like
<v Speaker 1>it runs out or like it's a block thing.
<v Speaker 2>Mean Jeane said, Fuck, you don't call me on the payphone.
<v Speaker 2>They have like something that tells me goes right to
<v Speaker 2>met Gene.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it like tells them what a payperon is called.
<v Speaker 1>He picks it up, and yourself, a bitch, paint the
<v Speaker 1>fucking phone up.
<v Speaker 2>It wasted of my fucking money, bitch. Oh fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Tony Shavanni preempts a pre tape with hul Cogan
<v Speaker 1>announcing that he will be running for president in the
<v Speaker 1>year two thousand. Uh and I could not believe. Not
<v Speaker 1>only could I not believe what he was talking about,
<v Speaker 1>but then they show us the whole footage from Nitra.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, the whole segment, and like I was like, ah,
<v Speaker 2>maybe we don't go over this because usually when there's
<v Speaker 2>a recap seg like we save it, but like I
<v Speaker 2>have an urge to talk about this if you're okay
<v Speaker 2>with it, Yeah, I'm cool, Okay, Yeah, okay. So this
<v Speaker 2>is on Nitro. Hogan comes out. He's with security and
<v Speaker 2>it's like, you know, goddamn you know, uh, top flight
<v Speaker 2>security here. They all get sunglasses on. That's how I
<v Speaker 2>know their official. Hogan looks at the camera and says
<v Speaker 2>I could run this country, and a huge fucking flag
<v Speaker 2>falls down from the sky behind him, and confetti's going
<v Speaker 2>nuts and Hogan, of course, is dressed and his presidential best,
<v Speaker 2>which is a white beanie, big fucking sunglasses and a
<v Speaker 2>white and black boa. This is the wood master that
<v Speaker 2>I'm looking.
<v Speaker 1>At balloons too. I thought that was cool.
<v Speaker 2>You're right. So Hogan gets to the ring and he's
<v Speaker 2>already celebrating, and Bishop says, ladies and gentlemen, allow me
<v Speaker 2>to introduce the next president of the United States.
<v Speaker 1>Hollywood, Hogan, Dude, I mean Jesse Ventura had just just
<v Speaker 1>become the governor. Oh my goods, what if I won
<v Speaker 1>up to you?
<v Speaker 2>Brother Cogan has to steal something from Jesse Vctura. Once again, Brother,
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe job ahead a little not one reference
<v Speaker 2>to a union here. I thought at least one like
<v Speaker 2>they were so ninety eight is so inside shit on
<v Speaker 2>TV that you I would have swore Hogan would have
<v Speaker 2>fucking took a shot at the union thing. But he
<v Speaker 2>doesn't do it. So me and Gene no clips here
<v Speaker 2>and he's in the ring and he says, sorry to interrupt,
<v Speaker 2>some asshole was just calling me on a payphone. It
<v Speaker 2>was a little lady here. How to put that to bed?
<v Speaker 2>Just putting his suit back.
<v Speaker 1>Together, Gottlie all right, what are you talking about you
<v Speaker 1>when we got president?
<v Speaker 2>What in the world does straade You and Hogan are
<v Speaker 2>trying to pull off here, mister Bischoff and Hogan answers
<v Speaker 2>for bishof here, and he says, well, you know me, Gene.
<v Speaker 2>The bottom line is the first thing I want to
<v Speaker 2>do is congratulate Jesse the Mind Ventura. Brother. I thought
<v Speaker 2>he was saying the mime like M I m E.
<v Speaker 2>I thought he was like m mocking him for some reason.
<v Speaker 2>But he was calling him the mind because he's more
<v Speaker 2>than the body now or he's not the body anymore,
<v Speaker 2>because he's using his mind politically, Minnesota to set a
<v Speaker 2>standard for the United States of America. They voted for
<v Speaker 2>a real man, real problems, dude, No political groups just
<v Speaker 2>way to the left or to the right. They voted
<v Speaker 2>for Jesse the Mind Ventura to put Minnesota back on track. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>This is insane.
<v Speaker 1>Has Haulkokan ever been to Minnesota?
<v Speaker 2>Go on, He's had to have slammed anddre there.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guarantee little loop me.
<v Speaker 2>And Jean says Bischoff, I'm curious, do you share all
<v Speaker 2>these thoughts regarding Jesse Ventura and these aspirations of Hogan.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I love this part right here because he asks
<v Speaker 1>Bischoff that and then the balloons start dropping even faster, harder,
<v Speaker 1>and more of them. They're hitting the mic, they're hitting
<v Speaker 1>me Jean in the head.
<v Speaker 2>Just showering them in this fucking shit. Definitely a little
<v Speaker 2>late on the pool. Michell says, the state of Minnesota
<v Speaker 2>has set the tone for the nation. Minnesota picked one
<v Speaker 2>true politician. Jesse the body. Ooh, Jesse the mind, Ventura.
<v Speaker 1>We get I see the governor and her.
<v Speaker 2>Jesse the balls or Well, dude, no one's got a
<v Speaker 2>bigger hog than me, brother, But now it's time to
<v Speaker 2>move on a much bigger and much better things. And
<v Speaker 2>me and Jean says, are you truly going to run
<v Speaker 2>for presidency in the year two thousand? Well, no, dude,
<v Speaker 2>why two k's coming? Brother, I'm lying.
<v Speaker 1>I know how to stop it, dude, Dude.
<v Speaker 2>If Hogan's campaign was I'm going to stop why dude, K,
<v Speaker 2>I bet he would have won.
<v Speaker 1>Me and my brother Baba.
<v Speaker 2>Me dude, fuck me and Jane. Don't worry, dude, I'm
<v Speaker 2>gonna stop those payphones from calling up your brother. Well,
<v Speaker 2>do you know me, Jane, this weekend. After Jesse upset
<v Speaker 2>the world, Hollywood's phone started ringing off the hook and Jesse,
<v Speaker 2>I'll get back to you, sorry and return to the call. Brother.
<v Speaker 2>But as my answer machine picked up messages from T
<v Speaker 2>T CNN Time Magazine, they said, Hollywood, there's been a
<v Speaker 2>new president. Would you consider leading this country? Would you
<v Speaker 2>consider taking us into the new millennium? And I said, yes, Dude,
<v Speaker 2>I want edweite.
<v Speaker 1>Kay. Have you ever seen the real world? Dude? I
<v Speaker 1>was thinking real world road rules.
<v Speaker 2>Brother.
<v Speaker 1>It's a good idea that it would work.
<v Speaker 2>God damn Hawkstar. You again put the miz on it.
<v Speaker 1>Brother.
<v Speaker 2>After phone call after phone called, I sat down with
<v Speaker 2>my new campaign manager, Dude, and I told mister Bischoff,
<v Speaker 2>if I could find one good American to run next
<v Speaker 2>to me, whether it be Ioka, whether it be Oprah,
<v Speaker 2>whether it be my brother Bubba. No, there's no way.
<v Speaker 1>Are you telling me that Paul Cogan and Brother Bubba
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna be the president and the vice president of
<v Speaker 1>the United States.
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe. We have watched and reviewed decades of
<v Speaker 2>wrestling right different eras, and I can't believe that there's
<v Speaker 2>minimum three eras of wrestling that I've had to talk
<v Speaker 2>about fucking Bubba the love Sponge, Like, I how much
<v Speaker 2>longer does this go on for? Is it until Hogan's
<v Speaker 2>on TV anymore?
<v Speaker 1>I mean it gets to the point where we see
<v Speaker 1>him in person.
<v Speaker 2>I'm watching him on the show, like, how the fuck
<v Speaker 2>is this possible? Like he was like he's not even
<v Speaker 2>Like I understand he had a fucking fan base, but like,
<v Speaker 2>holy shit, not not brother Howard Sterner brother opening Anthony,
<v Speaker 2>like for.
<v Speaker 1>My running man brother. I was thinking me Man Cow
<v Speaker 1>and Anthony, dude, and maybe maybe we'll get Howard's stern brother.
<v Speaker 2>Brother man Cow. Let's get it brother.
<v Speaker 1>Matter of fact, dude, Man Cow should be Goldberg Brother.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I think we got that down here.
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck, dude, What the fuck you're doing?
<v Speaker 1>What I say? Brother on the President of the United States,
<v Speaker 1>God damn it.
<v Speaker 2>If I can get America behind me, just like Minnesota
<v Speaker 2>got behind Jesse, we shall turn the page, dude. We
<v Speaker 2>shall give America a brand new start, and Hollywood and
<v Speaker 2>all my people that love America shall take us into
<v Speaker 2>the new millennium onto a brand new start. I am
<v Speaker 2>here not only to serve, dude, but to protect my gun.
<v Speaker 2>Try And Jean says, well, that must make an official
<v Speaker 2>what party? I'm curious, Well, you know something, Gene, we
<v Speaker 2>are in heaven negotiations. What he's in.
<v Speaker 1>Heavy negotiations with the Republican Party and the Democratic Party.
<v Speaker 2>And the third party you almost read the third party two.
<v Speaker 2>And with my campaign manager, he shall lead direct and
<v Speaker 2>take us, with this momentum into the new millennium. Dude
<v Speaker 2>and me and Jean says, all right, well, thank you
<v Speaker 2>very much, Gama. This is your campaign manager and this
<v Speaker 2>year candidate. I'm curious you like a good cigar? I
<v Speaker 2>don't smoked.
<v Speaker 1>I mean the way this one all was said, fucking funny.
<v Speaker 1>Me and Jane says, curious, Hogan, would you like a cigar?
<v Speaker 1>And Hogan takes a second, he looks off, he does
<v Speaker 1>the thing with his mouth. I don't smoke, and we
<v Speaker 1>come back to thunder.
<v Speaker 2>He's got my voter.
<v Speaker 1>If Hogan, if Hogan won the presidency here, he would
<v Speaker 1>have had to deal with nine to eleven.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, oh my god.
<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine if it was Hulk Hogan and brother Bubba.
<v Speaker 1>I think it would be catastrophic.
<v Speaker 2>That you've said a lot of things on this show
<v Speaker 2>that have stuck with me for my entire lifetime. Here,
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if there's ever been anything funny that
<v Speaker 2>you said that eleven was handled like this and couldn't.
<v Speaker 1>Imagine, Terry, we are so fucked. Do you realize did
<v Speaker 1>you realize something?
<v Speaker 2>I'd just thought her had something to do.
<v Speaker 1>We have to call it just slaughter, dude, he would
<v Speaker 1>know the answer. Well, the commentary table is here to
<v Speaker 1>put over the World War three pay per view. World
<v Speaker 1>War three is where Hulkok and his president would have
<v Speaker 1>taken us. Shiavanni says, maybe someone can do what you
<v Speaker 1>used to do. He didn't go unto the ring and
<v Speaker 1>come out and win. Heena says, that'll get you every time, dude.
<v Speaker 2>He didn tries to explain to Shavanni how to cheat
<v Speaker 2>and win a battle Royal and then he just fucking
<v Speaker 2>ignores them and they go into the match. We watched
<v Speaker 2>the first World War three on Patreon the other month.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, fun concept man doesn't get brought back though,
<v Speaker 2>like I thought, at the very least, like w would
<v Speaker 2>have did like a goddamn three times the Royal rumble
<v Speaker 2>at least once.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I love the way that Heena and Shavanni
<v Speaker 1>were here.
<v Speaker 2>By the way, Oh my god, they're fantastic.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this was a great little bit to go into
<v Speaker 1>the next match where he didn tries to explain how
<v Speaker 1>he would win the World War three and Shavanni just says,
<v Speaker 1>let's get back to their ring.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, please, enough with you, dude. And that's like the
<v Speaker 2>rest of the show.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we have Kendall Wyndham versus Kenny Chaos. Yes, give
<v Speaker 1>me a HELLI.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I love I on ironically love Kenny Chaos.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, I mean I was excited to see this match.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Holy dude. Okay, that's super fucked up, James.
<v Speaker 2>I don't even remember writing this. I wrote down here.
<v Speaker 2>Oh hell yeah, Kenny Kaos, I swear to God I
<v Speaker 2>read it down here.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean high Vaultage Thunder. I mean this is
<v Speaker 1>his show.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah man, And uh they're talking about You can meet
<v Speaker 2>Goldberg in Philadelphia at the mc I Center's main lobby
<v Speaker 2>tomorrow at noon to two, when tickets for Star Kade
<v Speaker 2>go on sale. I didn't go. Lee Marshall says. Wherever
<v Speaker 2>this guy goes, he attracts a tremendous crowd. Goldberg that
<v Speaker 2>is in you can meet the champ and you know
<v Speaker 2>if I don't know, if you guys noticed, he's one
<v Speaker 2>of the sexiest men in the world, says, Yeah, that's.
<v Speaker 4>I would have to agree, says Goldberg was name one
<v Speaker 4>of the sexiest people Alive by People Magazine.
<v Speaker 2>Why not?
<v Speaker 1>Tye Swine says if he wrote for People Magazine, he
<v Speaker 1>would also voted Goldberg as the sexiest man or else.
<v Speaker 2>He's spear me.
<v Speaker 1>They're bringing in Jason for a big feud.
<v Speaker 2>I think, holy shit, that would be I mean, why not.
<v Speaker 1>He stands in the ring with his hands on his hips.
<v Speaker 1>Goldberg knows what's good lay down.
<v Speaker 2>And he just can't do it. He just can't do
<v Speaker 2>it well.
<v Speaker 1>Kendall Windham here he works chaos to the ropes, but
<v Speaker 1>he hits a belly to belly in an arm drag
<v Speaker 1>to take back over chaos in the white singlet here tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, listen, that's a that's a winner if
<v Speaker 2>I've ever seen one. If you're wearing white, you gotta win.
<v Speaker 1>I have never seen a clothesline has he like the
<v Speaker 1>one that Kenny Chaos did?
<v Speaker 2>So okay, I love Kenny Kaos.
<v Speaker 1>He goes to throw this line and it looks like
<v Speaker 1>he's going for a windmill Haymaker. Yes, like overhead style knockout,
<v Speaker 1>but Wyndham grabs the ropes and gets out.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Yeah, I was like, wow, this is very cool.
<v Speaker 2>So on commentary here, this is when Bobby Heenan starts
<v Speaker 2>in trouble. He says, you know, my pick for World
<v Speaker 2>War three is Booker T and Shavannie says Booker T
<v Speaker 2>and Heenan says, oh, is that your pick as well?
<v Speaker 2>He says no, I was just repeating what you said,
<v Speaker 2>and Heenan says, you should get your own ideas.
<v Speaker 1>Heenan then goes on for the next like half hour
<v Speaker 1>just naming different people and saying they're going to be
<v Speaker 1>the winner, and.
<v Speaker 2>It tilts Tody Savanny to know ed like, I have
<v Speaker 2>them all written down here throughout the show and I'm
<v Speaker 2>very excited to talk about him. They're also hyping up
<v Speaker 2>during this match because Kendall Wyndham and Kenny Chaos wasn't
<v Speaker 2>enough for them. They're talking about the Judy Bagwall match
<v Speaker 2>at the pay per view.
<v Speaker 1>Well, heena has a ton of jokes he has to
<v Speaker 1>get off about the juicy Bagwell stuff.
<v Speaker 2>Heenan says, you hear what's happening in January. I hear
<v Speaker 2>that judge Judy Bagwell is gonna fight Lennox Lewis, and
<v Speaker 2>Shavanne says, you just make things up as you go home.
<v Speaker 1>There was like a full stop. He says he's fighting back.
<v Speaker 1>I was fighting Lennox Lewis, and there was like a
<v Speaker 1>full commentary stop. You're just making stuff up as you go.
<v Speaker 2>Lee Marsher says, where do these things even come from?
<v Speaker 1>Well, Kenney Chaos hits a nice line in the corner
<v Speaker 1>here in a double underhook souplex.
<v Speaker 2>Very nice.
<v Speaker 1>He gets up and screams, uh, all right, hold on
<v Speaker 1>nowzed by Scott Seyner on Nitro and VICKI j will
<v Speaker 1>not rif it well. Kenny Kass it's a power slam
<v Speaker 1>for a two tries to go for a soupplex, but
<v Speaker 1>Wyndham reverses it into a swinging neck breaker. I thought
<v Speaker 1>that was cool.
<v Speaker 2>That was cool.
<v Speaker 1>Kenny Chaos heads to the apron, hits a springboard clothes
<v Speaker 1>line and it's all over.
<v Speaker 2>Kendall Windham's foot unbelievably under the rope, but who cares.
<v Speaker 2>Kenny gas wins.
<v Speaker 1>Well Hasbro interactive replay coming out with Glover here soon.
<v Speaker 1>They want to show y'all, sweet Kenny Chaos says.
<v Speaker 2>First of all, why wouldn't you want to show that?
<v Speaker 2>Second of all, we have been advertised Glover for gotta
<v Speaker 2>be probably every year that we've done this podcast.
<v Speaker 1>This might be the most wrestling advertised game of all time.
<v Speaker 2>And you know what, you might be right.
<v Speaker 1>I feel like we have to play Glover.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I was gonna say, you haven't played this.
<v Speaker 1>We had to fuck around with this game.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like I haven't played it. You haven't played it.
<v Speaker 2>I think they re released it last year now that
<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at it on like current consoles.
<v Speaker 1>Now, we're gonna emulate it in four K hdtexture upgrade,
<v Speaker 1>widescreen hat, no interlacing. It's the Glover full series processor.
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck you dude, the Glover series side by side
<v Speaker 1>with the a Trained season mode offline. Yeah, dude, Glover
<v Speaker 1>coming soon to a YouTube near you. Well, we have
<v Speaker 1>Jerry Flynn versus Stevie Ray up next.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, fuck yes, dude, Jerry goddamn Flynn. Stevie Ray's here
<v Speaker 2>with the boys. He's got Scott Norton Horace both in
<v Speaker 2>hat and Vincent is here as well, and Stevie Ray
<v Speaker 2>comes out if Bobby Heenen says, there's my pick to
<v Speaker 2>three Stevie Ray and Lee Marshall says, you just said
<v Speaker 2>Booker T. And Bobby En says, I said Booker T's
<v Speaker 2>big brother Stevie Ray, and Shovanni says, no, you didn't.
<v Speaker 2>You are lying again, is what you're doing. Bobby Eden
<v Speaker 2>says your headset is bad, and Shavannie says you're a
<v Speaker 2>liar and a weasel. He's so mad.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Jerry Flynn comes out here. He's got the mullet,
<v Speaker 1>got the pants, He's like seven foot fucking tall, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this guy is a beast like and his
<v Speaker 2>name is Jerry Flynn. Like he doesn't give a fuck
<v Speaker 2>about Jerry Lynn.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck that guy. Stevie Ray has slatjack written on his ass.
<v Speaker 1>Thought that was cool.
<v Speaker 2>That's his fucking move and what a move it is.
<v Speaker 2>And uh Keenan also said, well, if this is gonna
<v Speaker 2>cause such trouble, I'm gonna take Scott Norton.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Stevie had starts on Jerry Flynn here, even gives
<v Speaker 1>him the cross chop in the throat.
<v Speaker 2>That always love of the cross child. We just fucking
<v Speaker 2>saw somebody do that at DPW. Who the fuck was it?
<v Speaker 1>Well, GYV does it every match.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's what it was. Because Okay, now I remember why,
<v Speaker 2>because you looked over at me and said, GYV.
<v Speaker 1>Horace Hogan comes over here with the hat on. Uh
<v Speaker 1>chokes Jerry Flynn, Vice president. Yeah, I mean, just no
<v Speaker 1>words from Horace Hogan about the presidency bid.
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, he's uh, he can't get family too
<v Speaker 2>involved in that because then they'll start knocking at your
<v Speaker 2>door and stuff. He doesn't. He wants to lay low.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Jerry Flynn is able to hit a kick. He
<v Speaker 1>starts kicking Stevie in the corner.
<v Speaker 2>Here, kicking the shit out of him too.
<v Speaker 1>Stevie sends Flynn to the outside, and Jerry Flynn kicks
<v Speaker 1>Horace and Vincent's ass.
<v Speaker 4>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>But Scott Norton walks over and he says, you want
<v Speaker 1>to kick my ass, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Scott Norton grabs him and fucking runs them in the
<v Speaker 2>apron like he does not give a fuck.
<v Speaker 1>I like that. I liked that he was able to
<v Speaker 1>go out there and kick Horace and Vince's ass, but
<v Speaker 1>Scott Norton, the refrigerator of the NWOB team, is not
<v Speaker 1>going to get his ass. Cakes. Yeah, it was just
<v Speaker 1>it was good attention to the characters of everybody.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. I actually thought that was fucking awesome. The hierarchy,
<v Speaker 2>which you know what, even in the NWOB team, hierarchy
<v Speaker 2>is important everybody. That is something you should all take
<v Speaker 2>to heart. Hierarchy that means a lot to your in
<v Speaker 2>pro wrestling. And uh yeah. So Norton ran them into
<v Speaker 2>the apron on the outside and Lee Marshall said, there's
<v Speaker 2>your pick, brain, and Heenen says, no, that's not Stevie Ray.
<v Speaker 2>Lee says, what is Stevie Ray? Booker t or Norton,
<v Speaker 2>And Jimani says, we aren't going to argue with this anymore.
<v Speaker 2>You are not allowed to give your pick the rest
<v Speaker 2>of the night, and he says, says who. Giovanni says,
<v Speaker 2>says me.
<v Speaker 1>It shays it close off of Horace Hogan, and Heenan says,
<v Speaker 1>if you look at Horace close h he could win
<v Speaker 1>World War three, it looks like yes, dude, I was
<v Speaker 1>just thinking that.
<v Speaker 2>Right after he says, you can't pick the rest of
<v Speaker 2>the night.
<v Speaker 1>Pa says, just think about it. Horace Hogan versus Goldberg. Yes, dude,
<v Speaker 1>the vision has never been more clear.
<v Speaker 2>I have been thinking about that a lot. Actually, if
<v Speaker 2>I can't get Stone Cold and Goldberg, I mean the
<v Speaker 2>next best thing, if not the better thing, Horace Boulder
<v Speaker 2>and Goldberg Stevie.
<v Speaker 1>Ray hits a kick and then he hits the slap jack.
<v Speaker 2>This move is awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Rest in peace to Jerry Flynn's knees.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Like it's a tiger driver pedigree.
<v Speaker 1>It's just a lifting pedigree.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's fucking crazy looking like, Yeah, this is awesome.
<v Speaker 2>I love this move.
<v Speaker 1>Hooven too. Guerrera versus Ray Mysterio Junior is up next.
<v Speaker 1>The winner goes to World War three to challenge for
<v Speaker 1>the cruiserweight title.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. This was supposed to happen on Nitros we mentioned
<v Speaker 2>in the observers, but Hoovey was jumping up and down
<v Speaker 2>and busted his head open on a pipe. So they
<v Speaker 2>have to move into thunder, which is fucking insane. A
<v Speaker 2>very hoovy story. Also, Ray looks great here.
<v Speaker 1>I love his attire.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, dude, he looked like he was putting on some
<v Speaker 2>size though, Like everyone talks about and know how big
<v Speaker 2>he got when he went to we but like he's
<v Speaker 2>looking kind of big here.
<v Speaker 1>Well we start things off here. Hoof Hey uses his
<v Speaker 1>strength early to take down Ray until he powders and
<v Speaker 1>tries to figure something out. Heenan says at the end
<v Speaker 1>of the program, I'll give you my last pick for
<v Speaker 1>World War three, and Shavani says, how about this, we
<v Speaker 1>don't care, do us a favor and shut up?
<v Speaker 2>Shut up right now.
<v Speaker 1>That was so good. I'll give you my last pick
<v Speaker 1>for World War three? How about this? We don't care.
<v Speaker 2>Also, just before that, they were Lee Marshall was going
<v Speaker 2>on some ti rade about to take a phrase from
<v Speaker 2>our basketball friends who are luxuriating around whatever they luxuriate
<v Speaker 2>when they're not working. You talk about guys who play big.
<v Speaker 2>These two guys wrestle big. There was silence, and Bobby
<v Speaker 2>Heenan says, you know a guy who has a leisure shoot?
<v Speaker 2>Is that what he said? Leeve Marshall said, no, I
<v Speaker 2>didn't say anything at all like that.
<v Speaker 1>Hooviy reverse duplexes right into the top rope and taunts
<v Speaker 1>on the buckle.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, that was fucking awesome. I thought he was gonna
<v Speaker 2>like shovel driver room or something. But yeah, went full
<v Speaker 2>reverse duplex on the top rope. Great move there, and
<v Speaker 2>Hoovey also looks good here.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, Ray fires back with a tilt to
<v Speaker 1>world head scissors and Hoovee Powder's into commercial break.
<v Speaker 2>And what a commercial break returned because we come back
<v Speaker 2>and Ray is doing a Bronco.
<v Speaker 1>Buster facebook of stuff and then locks in a chin lot.
<v Speaker 2>That's fucking fantastic.
<v Speaker 1>Hoovy and Ray both go for a tilt World at
<v Speaker 1>the same time and they end up hugging each other.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Okay, I loved that fucking spot. He's just going
<v Speaker 2>for a tilt World back breaker and like it was
<v Speaker 2>a standstill, like neither man could get the advantage there.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I don't know if I've ever seen that.
<v Speaker 2>And again, like you said, it's probably because they've wrestled
<v Speaker 2>a million times, so like, of course they both would
<v Speaker 2>go for it because they both do it and both
<v Speaker 2>know that each other does it. Uh, And then they
<v Speaker 2>fucking go. Hoovie fights out of it, goes for the
<v Speaker 2>tilt war backbreaker. Ray lands on his feet and then
<v Speaker 2>he hits it. Great sequence.
<v Speaker 1>Ray hits an Arabian moonsalt for a two Trent Hoovey
<v Speaker 1>backflips over Ray's back, it hits him with the massive
<v Speaker 1>spinebuster for it to.
<v Speaker 2>Crushed him with this spinebuster. Dude like Hoovey has some
<v Speaker 2>power moves at him.
<v Speaker 1>Ray goes for a flipping RNA pin but they get
<v Speaker 1>kind of caught up in it. But Ray gets the two,
<v Speaker 1>Ray misses a splash in the corner, and Hoovee starts
<v Speaker 1>going up. Yes, I love the kids in the front
<v Speaker 1>road the whole entire match. They were just doing the
<v Speaker 1>hoovie four to fifty to all.
<v Speaker 2>Man, what the four fifty? And so did I And
<v Speaker 2>I gotta say, I don't know if we've talked to
<v Speaker 2>him before, because I don't know how much movie we've reviewed,
<v Speaker 2>but how close he pulls them four four to fifty
<v Speaker 2>is so fucking scary.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, absolutely, I mean he does it very uniquely.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's super tight, super close to the buckle. I
<v Speaker 2>gotta imagine he's fucked it up once or twice, but
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen it.
<v Speaker 1>He throws himself back too, right, Yes, he creates momentum
<v Speaker 1>on the top rope, which I always appreciated.
<v Speaker 2>And that's how it is in the fucking hockey games too,
<v Speaker 2>like the pullback.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the most pro wrestling thing ever. I just
<v Speaker 1>love it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, me too.
<v Speaker 1>Ray grabs Whovie's ankle as he's going up, so Hoovey
<v Speaker 1>instead goes for the slingshot leg drop but ends up
<v Speaker 1>missing my ass. Ray does a tiger faint and Hoovey
<v Speaker 1>walks up the ramp. He's pissed. They locked up again.
<v Speaker 1>They lock up again, and Hoovey chops down Ray to
<v Speaker 1>the corner. Hoovey hits a brainbuster for a two fucking
<v Speaker 1>and the bell rings.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I was about to be mad because I was like, no, man,
<v Speaker 2>like they're cooking, Like, don't fucking take this from me,
<v Speaker 2>And then I got worked.
<v Speaker 1>David Pinzer announces that the television time limit has expired,
<v Speaker 1>but because of the importance of this match, the match
<v Speaker 1>must continue and there must be a winner. Yay, So
<v Speaker 1>they ring the bell again. They start. Hoovey hits a
<v Speaker 1>tiltal World back breaker. He misses a huge drop kick
<v Speaker 1>in the corner. A guy in a huge stone called
<v Speaker 1>Steve Austin's shirt just walks by in the front road.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, that's the other one I saw. That's fucking funny.
<v Speaker 2>At shit, big skull on the front, Like, couldn't be
<v Speaker 2>any more obvious that it's a Stone cult shirt.
<v Speaker 1>Ever, it's the fun We should have got a bull
<v Speaker 1>shirt too.
<v Speaker 2>It is the fucked up skull one who he should
<v Speaker 2>have got up and fucking grabbed the mic and started
<v Speaker 2>cutting a promo on the guy. Fuck stone Cold.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you're lucky, it is an independent movie.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Ray heads to the top and he misses a
<v Speaker 1>big senta on man.
<v Speaker 2>This looked fucking painful. Look terrific going dick togo style Hove.
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't really get out of the way in time,
<v Speaker 2>so they both kind of just get shipped on by
<v Speaker 2>this and uh, that was fucked up. Ray crawls over
<v Speaker 2>to him and gets a two count unfortunate little I
<v Speaker 2>mean Ray Lance on his tailbone on Hoovey.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Hoovey hits another spinning heel kick here he hits
<v Speaker 1>big house show to the outside and runs straight into
<v Speaker 1>the camera.
<v Speaker 2>Guy Ghivanni says, watch out camera man.
<v Speaker 1>Hoovey heads back up, but Ray comes underneath him electric
<v Speaker 1>chair style. Hoovey then reverses into his sunset flip power
<v Speaker 1>bomb for a two and awesome. Dude, Hoovey goes for
<v Speaker 1>the Hoovie Driver, but Ray gets down and then Ray
<v Speaker 1>runs at him again, and Hoovey picks him up and
<v Speaker 1>hits the Hooviye.
<v Speaker 2>Driver fucking crushes him with it. Dude, like another again
<v Speaker 2>like I was cheat up for the Hovie driver. Ray
<v Speaker 2>got out of him. I said fuck, and then he
<v Speaker 2>just got him in again and said, holy shit, this
<v Speaker 2>is fantastic. And Hoovee says, that's it, and he fucking
<v Speaker 2>puts him in a position for a four fifty. I'm
<v Speaker 2>fired up, I'm ready for a four to fifty.
<v Speaker 1>He heads up to the top, but Ray Mysterio gets
<v Speaker 1>up and crotches him.
<v Speaker 2>No.
<v Speaker 1>Ray then hits a Frankensteiner and pins Hoovie for the three.
<v Speaker 2>Just I mean big Rana from the very top covers
<v Speaker 2>them big cover. Ray gets the wing crowds fired up.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, fantastic match.
<v Speaker 1>Well, next up we have Chavo Guerrera Junior versus Billy Kidman.
<v Speaker 1>Billy Kidman is the cruiseweight champion currently.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, uh, and Chavo has Pepe the horse.
<v Speaker 1>I guess they were selling these because kids in the
<v Speaker 1>crowds had them, Is that right? Yeah? I saw I
<v Speaker 1>saw a couple of kids with Pepe the horse stick.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this is like Chavo's Java's claims the faint
<v Speaker 2>in WW were being Lieutenant Loco and having a horse.
<v Speaker 1>He was working with General Direction, Sergeant Falls.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking Major Boobs.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Iron Mike today is now on commentary. Hooray uh
<v Speaker 1>and we start off this match here. Kidman of course
<v Speaker 1>cruiseweight champs, so he will be facing off against Raymisterio
<v Speaker 1>Junior at World War three. Well, Kidman and Chavo start
<v Speaker 1>with a great take on an international Kidman drop kicking
<v Speaker 1>Chavo and taking over. Kidman tries to whip Chavo, but
<v Speaker 1>Chavo holds on it hits a nice line. Chavo follow
<v Speaker 1>out with the back body dropped for a two and
<v Speaker 1>a power slam for a two.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. The line that Chavo hit was actually like pretty sweet,
<v Speaker 2>like Kidman insides out on it, which probably didn't have
<v Speaker 2>to do, but I was like, Oh, Chava's got a
<v Speaker 2>line on him, that's cool.
<v Speaker 1>Chavla then rubs Pepe the Horse into Kidman's face, which
<v Speaker 1>makes Kidmen fire up and start punching him down. You're
<v Speaker 1>not gonna disrespect me, show me some fucking respect, dude.
<v Speaker 2>He was like super okay up until that point. Don't
<v Speaker 2>disrespect me with the fucking horse. That was out of
<v Speaker 2>commercial too, by the way, Heenan, by the way out
<v Speaker 2>of commercial says if I want to get my pick,
<v Speaker 2>I'll give my pick. There's no reason I should be
<v Speaker 2>able to get my pick. Just talking to himself.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Kidman hits a huge line, then hits a slingshot
<v Speaker 1>leg drop.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, larryot from Kidman. I mean they were I gotta
<v Speaker 2>give it to the boys, they were throwing them here.
<v Speaker 1>Uh. Kidman tries to keep it going here, but Chavo
<v Speaker 1>hits a tilt world backbreaker and a German suplex bridge
<v Speaker 1>for a two.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Chavo a good bridge on him, only got a two,
<v Speaker 2>But I said, okay, okay.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Chava hits a leg Larry here for two. He
<v Speaker 1>locks in a camel lutch and then locks in a
<v Speaker 1>mood a loach.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. On commentary, Heenan's having a good time again. So
<v Speaker 2>Chavo has Kidman in the mood alach and Heenen says, oh,
<v Speaker 2>that looks like the top of Oakland's wedding cake. Also,
<v Speaker 2>and Chavanni trying not to laugh right into the mic,
<v Speaker 2>says it does. Heenen says, no, Jean had a T shirt,
<v Speaker 2>and Shavanni says, I'm I'm sorry fans, and Mike Today
<v Speaker 2>fucking chimes in and says and the bride was wearing trunks,
<v Speaker 2>and Svanni says, would you please shut off? I apologize fans.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Kidman misses a drop kick here, Chavo hits an
<v Speaker 1>elbow for two. Chavo grabs Pepe and rides the horse
<v Speaker 1>around before a drop kicking Billy Kidman.
<v Speaker 2>He got full meter of.
<v Speaker 1>Chava looks for a brainbuster, but Kidman hits the sky
<v Speaker 1>high for a two. Well, b k bam, Chavo hits
<v Speaker 1>a springboard bulldog for two. They were convinced that was
<v Speaker 1>the finish.
<v Speaker 2>There, dude. I mean, Mike Today was fired up over that,
<v Speaker 2>and it did look too but it was a two
<v Speaker 2>point nine and uh fucking Chavo makes one of the
<v Speaker 2>biggest mistakes you can make in WCW. He attempts a
<v Speaker 2>power bomb on Billy, kidding.
<v Speaker 1>You can't do it. It'll hit you with the facebuster
<v Speaker 1>every time. It's a pretty loaded animation.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, you can't fucking do it. You can't do it,
<v Speaker 2>and now you're done. Now you're done. Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Kidman facebusters on me heads up to the top. Wait
<v Speaker 1>a minute, the LWO is here.
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>Kidman and Chavo are now fighting the fucking LWO. The
<v Speaker 1>bell is ringing loud. Eddie runs down.
<v Speaker 2>Psychosis l Dandy fucking Damien six six' six is. Here
<v Speaker 2>what is going?
<v Speaker 1>On they're Kicking chavo's ass, too And eddie runs down
<v Speaker 1>and pushes him away From. Chavah, hey come, on, guys.
<v Speaker 2>Dude they came out to fuck Up kidman And java
<v Speaker 2>said fuck you guys and started kicking their s. Two
<v Speaker 2>they beat the fuck out Of chavo even. More eddie
<v Speaker 2>comes out to push him. Off With, Chavo kidman's still
<v Speaker 2>fighting with. Them ray is here and he goes up
<v Speaker 2>top goes for a front drop, kick but he front
<v Speaker 2>drop Kicks. Kidman kidman doesn't really mind because he gets
<v Speaker 2>up and keeps fighting the L, wo which is fucking.
<v Speaker 2>Funny ray trust the Line psychosis over the, top But
<v Speaker 2>psychosis was nowhere near the, ropes so they just kind
<v Speaker 2>of fumble over each. Other kidman And ray stand tall
<v Speaker 2>over the L w as we go to. Commercial, here come, On,
<v Speaker 2>chavo you're join the L wo or you're gonna Be Lieutenant. Cox,
<v Speaker 2>like figure it.
<v Speaker 1>OUT i want to Be Lieutenant.
<v Speaker 2>Cox no you, Don't, yes.
<v Speaker 1>YES i. Do.
<v Speaker 2>No, no That's eddie yelling at. Him tell them to
<v Speaker 2>jump to w W. F, Well.
<v Speaker 1>Canyon has a town. Hall he's here to uh ask
<v Speaker 1>you the burning.
<v Speaker 2>Question i'm here to give all my loving fans the
<v Speaker 2>opportunity to show just how smart you are by answering the. Question,
<v Speaker 2>ready and don't be afraid of joining at? Home who
<v Speaker 2>better Than? Kenyon?
<v Speaker 1>Everybody?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Everybody again it's no. No the answer is. Nobody
<v Speaker 2>and the match we have here's better may kill you.
<v Speaker 1>Everybody, No, NO.
<v Speaker 2>A little tidbit for you, Here. James this match was
<v Speaker 2>actually supposed to Be Brett hart versus De, malinko And
<v Speaker 2>Brett hart no showed, nice which is pretty.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck this Stupid Chungis. COMPANY i hate. This yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>wow that would Be that would work so, much so
<v Speaker 1>much to do that ON, tv like just, screaming going
<v Speaker 1>to a fan that's screaming yeah no, right each other's.
<v Speaker 2>Faces danielson kind of did, THAT i.
<v Speaker 1>Guess, yeah that's funny Ship. Man that's. Tremendous, well we
<v Speaker 1>Have kenyon versus De malinka Because Brett hart didn't want
<v Speaker 1>to come to this, show.
<v Speaker 2>Didn't want to Work.
<v Speaker 1>Thursday malinko is currently in The Four. Horsemen raven is
<v Speaker 1>ringside With canyon and he's, said, look how sad he.
<v Speaker 1>Is he knows he has A Tommy dreamer tag team coming.
<v Speaker 3>Up, no, yeah, well, Uh malinko dropped tot Holds kenya.
<v Speaker 1>Early he uses his wrestling to stay on. Top, Here
<v Speaker 1>kenyon kIPS up and Pulls malinko's hair and he's.
<v Speaker 2>Pissed that's fucking. Bullshit givanni, Says raven came up with. Knyon,
<v Speaker 2>well we didn't see. That kenyan didn't have an entrance
<v Speaker 2>And raven wasn't in the ring for the promo and
<v Speaker 2>today says it just it's just not the same Old,
<v Speaker 2>raven is? It and he, Says i'm not claiming to
<v Speaker 2>be an expert in the, field but it almost looks
<v Speaker 2>like on the surface That raven is suffering from severe.
<v Speaker 2>Depression now he's, fine like he's always looking like.
<v Speaker 1>This, Well malinka Backs kenyon. Down he starts firing off
<v Speaker 1>in the corner before kenyon Elbow kenyon does some short
<v Speaker 1>spears Of malinko in the corner and looks at the
<v Speaker 1>camera and, says nobody better Than. Canyon Mike today, says of,
<v Speaker 1>course that's what they should have, done is he sells
<v Speaker 1>the cameraman nobody better Than, kenyon and the camera guy says,
<v Speaker 1>yeah huh no.
<v Speaker 2>Dude the camera moves like side decide to say, No,
<v Speaker 2>yeah that would as, shit. Dude the camera being involved
<v Speaker 2>the cameraman answering via camera movements is a top ten.
<v Speaker 1>Trope it is good and it would have worked great here,
<v Speaker 1>too if they ever decided to go down that. Route.
<v Speaker 1>Uh malinko hits a sunset flip for a, two But
<v Speaker 1>canyon lines him. Down kenya hits a famouser from the
<v Speaker 1>second for.
<v Speaker 2>Two, okay that was. Crazy I'VE i thought he was
<v Speaker 2>going for the knee, drop WHICH i forge somebody else
<v Speaker 2>does that where they just pull you in the corner
<v Speaker 2>and go off the second in their knee on your.
<v Speaker 2>Head he legit goes to the, corner wraps his leg
<v Speaker 2>around his head in famous.
<v Speaker 1>Ism, Well kanye hits the whip.
<v Speaker 2>Sleeper oh, yeah oh my, god there's two of them.
<v Speaker 1>In his Matche malinka hits a fucking sick belly to back,
<v Speaker 1>here look. Great kenyon went back like it looked like
<v Speaker 1>he was about to get. Spiked, yeah good.
<v Speaker 2>STUFF i mean he's the master of.
<v Speaker 1>Those kenya hits a vertical suplex and slides to The
<v Speaker 1>apron hit a slingshy elbow drop for a. Two and
<v Speaker 1>Then kenya hits the whip. Sleeper oh, yeah. Yes welinka
<v Speaker 1>tries to get, free But kenyon ends up turning his
<v Speaker 1>attempt into a swinging neck breaker for it.
<v Speaker 2>Too he had an answer for that, time AND i
<v Speaker 2>thought that was. Cool, today uh today says what Is
<v Speaker 2>molico have his up his sleeve this time when he
<v Speaker 2>was in the sleeper and he says, nothing he's, shirtless
<v Speaker 2>And shavanni, Said, MIKE i am.
<v Speaker 1>Sorry keny misses a diving head butt here And malinka
<v Speaker 1>fires back hits a leg lariat for a.
<v Speaker 2>Two very.
<v Speaker 1>Cool cany hits a body slam And raven, Says i'm
<v Speaker 1>fucking over this.
<v Speaker 2>MATCH i hate.
<v Speaker 1>This fucking this is supposed to Be Brett. HARD i
<v Speaker 1>was he supposed to be here.
<v Speaker 2>TODAY i was out here to study the Hit man
<v Speaker 2>AND i got Damn. Canyon fuck you, man fuck you
<v Speaker 2>you're just gonna see the flat. LINER i know you're
<v Speaker 2>gonna do a flat, lighter And i've seen the. FLATLIGHTER
<v Speaker 2>i don't care.
<v Speaker 1>Well kenyon gets distracted By raven walking out And malinko
<v Speaker 1>rolls him up for a. Two i'm gonna See kenyon
<v Speaker 1>Hotshots malinko on the top. Rope that looked.
<v Speaker 2>Great did look, Great AND i guess we just came
<v Speaker 2>like super far, Right but, LIKE i still think that
<v Speaker 2>could be.
<v Speaker 1>A finish dope at the very. Least, yeah like a big.
<v Speaker 1>FALSEY i mean that's a, huge especially if the guy
<v Speaker 1>giving it is like Huge, God, yeah yeah. Yeah canyon
<v Speaker 1>goes for the flat liner, here But malinko holds on
<v Speaker 1>and throws him to the. Ground he goes to The
<v Speaker 1>texas clover, leaf But kenyon gets to the. Ropes cany
<v Speaker 1>puts a thumb In malinko's eye here and then hits
<v Speaker 1>a sit out electric chair drop for a.
<v Speaker 2>Two E, eman Says Gruger, rouman thumb to the.
<v Speaker 1>Eye canyon goes for the famous or, again But malinko
<v Speaker 1>ends up power bombing him and locks in The texas
<v Speaker 1>Clover leaf in the middle of the. Ring and it's
<v Speaker 1>gotta be over, right.
<v Speaker 2>That's gotta be it BECAUSE i, mean that's his, move
<v Speaker 2>and the power, bomb by the, way looked, awesome very.
<v Speaker 2>COOL i was excited for this to be the end
<v Speaker 2>of the, match but.
<v Speaker 1>It's so funny because he does, that and then in
<v Speaker 1>the background on the stage you can see like a
<v Speaker 1>silhouette of a guy coming, out and my brain's, like
<v Speaker 1>who is is That raven coming back out?
<v Speaker 2>Here or it could be. Anybody you could have named
<v Speaker 2>six hundred people and you wouldn't have got this. Right
<v Speaker 2>wait a, minute That's, Loady, loady And Dean malinka doesn't
<v Speaker 2>take a. Second he jumps off the submission and immediately
<v Speaker 2>goes and Kicks Lady's.
<v Speaker 1>He thought that was a fan running in the.
<v Speaker 2>Ring it's a dude running down with a. Sign, yeah
<v Speaker 2>that's a fucking. Fan i'm gonna beat the kind of
<v Speaker 2>the fuck out of this. Guy hold, on the rep's
<v Speaker 2>pulling him.
<v Speaker 1>Off That's. Loady That's. Loady That's. Loady who the fuck Is?
<v Speaker 1>Loady So canyon And lody have the numbers. Game they
<v Speaker 1>start beating Up malenko for a minute. Sentence, Uh kenyan
<v Speaker 1>and a fan Beat malinka's. Ass. Uh But crispin was
<v Speaker 1>here to make the. Save in a shirt that's just
<v Speaker 1>a little too big for him.
<v Speaker 2>A little is being unbelievably. NICE i mean this thing
<v Speaker 2>he's swimming in this fucking. Thing, dude you can't even
<v Speaker 2>see his, hands like he can't throw punches because his
<v Speaker 2>hands are being suffocated by the cuffs of his very nice.
<v Speaker 1>Shirt, well they they Make kenyan and the fan. POWDER
<v Speaker 1>i assume the fan gets kicked out or put back
<v Speaker 1>in his.
<v Speaker 2>Seat they should ban him from the. Building you would, Think.
<v Speaker 1>Well malinko gets the wind by disqualification.
<v Speaker 2>And Ben wath throws up the. Floor fuck, yeah.
<v Speaker 1>W Cw thunder is brought to you By Valveleene.
<v Speaker 2>Babelinen you can always tell the guys who Use, valveleene
<v Speaker 2>is that? Right?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah their cars broken down the side of the. Roads
<v Speaker 1>Hey ford, right found on roadside.
<v Speaker 2>Dead get fucking, fuck get absolutely fucking. Fuck valvlid rub
<v Speaker 2>a value on my. Balls that's how you.
<v Speaker 1>Go i'm using. It, well they Do pyro right before
<v Speaker 1>the featured bout of the. EVENING i thought that.
<v Speaker 2>Was, Cool, OKAY i thought that was pretty. SWEET i,
<v Speaker 2>mean you, know for the match that we got, here
<v Speaker 2>it probably didn't deserve, it BUT i like that the
<v Speaker 2>presentation was here's the main, event so let's get some.
<v Speaker 1>Hoopla conan versus The, giant n W O black And
<v Speaker 1>white versus n W a Wolf.
<v Speaker 2>Pack conan gets. In he's, boudy, bowdy, rowdy, rowdy sug my,
<v Speaker 2>balls eat my ass full pack. Forever. Uh When conan
<v Speaker 2>went to talk And giovanni says he needs to speak
<v Speaker 2>on this, brain so shut, up.
<v Speaker 1>Yo, yo let me speak on.
<v Speaker 2>This somebody did?
<v Speaker 1>Somebody, yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 2>We're fist pumping. Crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah conan, says, uh n W o is for, life
<v Speaker 1>but the wolf pack is forever something my. Balls, well
<v Speaker 1>The giant comes, out he doesn't say anything Like conan.
<v Speaker 1>Did it would have been great if a giant cut
<v Speaker 1>up promo.
<v Speaker 2>Like, that like if he was smoking a penis and
<v Speaker 2>fucked the wolf.
<v Speaker 1>Pack my. Balls So conan The giant actually lock. Up
<v Speaker 1>not WHAT i expected, Here.
<v Speaker 2>No, fuck it doesn't make any.
<v Speaker 1>Sense, YEAH i. Mean The giant of course Overpowers conan
<v Speaker 1>immediately and sends them to the. Outside oddly, enough The
<v Speaker 1>giant comes in and starts foe Arming conan in the.
<v Speaker 2>Back he's clubbing the shit out of.
<v Speaker 1>Him, Yeah Mike chane, says The giant is five hundred
<v Speaker 1>and fifty pounds and seven foot four.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking. Jesus, wow, YEAH i believe. YOU i, Mean today
<v Speaker 2>has all the, infos so, Like i'm not disagreeing with.
<v Speaker 1>Him So giant misses a splash in the corner And
<v Speaker 1>conan starts firing off. Shots conan tries to body sland The,
<v Speaker 1>giant but The giant falls on top of. Him love that.
<v Speaker 2>SPIKE i for a split second thought that they were
<v Speaker 2>just gonna Have conan just fucking scoop slam him for
<v Speaker 2>fun on. Thunder he's so.
<v Speaker 1>Good while he would have done, this my ball's tad
<v Speaker 1>to him, too he told my.
<v Speaker 2>Dude he fucking gets up, stort jiggling his shit. Crazy
<v Speaker 2>oh my, god that would have been.
<v Speaker 1>Sick. Ah, Man we're gonna hope you like the dogs we.
<v Speaker 1>Are so The giant then decides that he's gonna hit
<v Speaker 1>A russian legs. Sweep wow that was a.
<v Speaker 2>LOT i, mean like that could have been his Finish.
<v Speaker 1>YEAH i mean at seven foot, four five hundred and fifty.
<v Speaker 1>Pounds As Mike today puts, it this has to be
<v Speaker 1>one of the Largest russian leg sweeps of all.
<v Speaker 2>Time it looks insane because he like puts the leg.
<v Speaker 2>Over he takes a bomb to do this, Move conan
<v Speaker 2>disappears like his body is.
<v Speaker 1>Gone it was pretty unbelievable to see.
<v Speaker 2>It, yeah it's.
<v Speaker 1>Nuts, well giant body Slams conan on the. Outside.
<v Speaker 2>Ol oh, yeah that's fucking. Crazy even crazier is that a?
<v Speaker 2>Table no clips into the.
<v Speaker 1>Scene, yeah he grabs a. Table he sets it up
<v Speaker 1>on the post and the crowd starts. CHATTING e c
<v Speaker 1>dub e c.
<v Speaker 2>Dub the table was legit just laying against the guardrail
<v Speaker 2>like this. Was they could have just put it under
<v Speaker 2>the ring so The giant could pull it out from
<v Speaker 2>under the.
<v Speaker 1>Ring why placement? Table, Well giant Puts conan on it
<v Speaker 1>and he tries to hit a running, splash But conan
<v Speaker 1>moves and The giant crashes through the.
<v Speaker 2>Table it, Breaks it breaks like, shit but it.
<v Speaker 1>Breaks conan then grabs a chair and starts beating the
<v Speaker 1>fuck out of The giant with.
<v Speaker 2>It he legitim beats the fuck out of him with
<v Speaker 2>this chair and it takes like to the third time
<v Speaker 2>for the bell to.
<v Speaker 1>Ring, yeah so the bell. Rings conan gets in the
<v Speaker 1>ring and he tells The giant to fucking bring. It
<v Speaker 1>so the giant gets in the ring And conan immediately
<v Speaker 1>powders fight my referee about. It so the giant then
<v Speaker 1>grabs Little natch and he goozles him seven feet into the.
<v Speaker 2>SKY i mean he holds him up here for what
<v Speaker 2>feels like and he turned into you like he could
<v Speaker 2>have Thrown Charles robinson into the nosebleeds how much the
<v Speaker 2>weight difference was.
<v Speaker 1>Here they got a great shot of it. Too, YES
<v Speaker 1>i mean his hand is all the way around, him
<v Speaker 1>like he he.
<v Speaker 2>Holds him up there so, effortlessly like it is actually.
<v Speaker 2>Scary it might be one of the scariest feats of
<v Speaker 2>Strength i've ever.
<v Speaker 1>Seen, yeah he just picks up this dude and then
<v Speaker 1>he choke slams them and the show goes off the.
<v Speaker 2>Air he choke slams the, referee who had nothing to
<v Speaker 2>do with this, rivalry and Then shravanni, says we are
<v Speaker 2>at a. Time what a horrible way to.
<v Speaker 1>LEAVE i would say that's my.
<v Speaker 2>Pick, yeah we are at a time ON, TVs what
<v Speaker 2>a horrible way to leave. You and the last thing
<v Speaker 2>you hear Is bobhenen Saying Charles robinson was twenty.
<v Speaker 1>Eight, yeah, DUDE i mean gnarly shoke slam, HERE i mean, Real,
<v Speaker 1>yeah they had the greatest shot ever of. It, YEAH
<v Speaker 1>i thought that was really cool AND i look. Huge,
<v Speaker 1>YEAH i really actually enjoyed this thunder a. LOT i don't,
<v Speaker 1>know because maybe we've been watching a lot of shows
<v Speaker 1>in the past couple of weeks where it was a
<v Speaker 1>lot of shenanigans or, sure uh you, know segments or
<v Speaker 1>whatever the case me maybe, yeah it was really, nice
<v Speaker 1>uh to see a show with.
<v Speaker 2>Matches, Dude, OKAY i this was like we talked about
<v Speaker 2>it before we, started but like this was like an
<v Speaker 2>unbelievably easy. Watch. YEAH i mean there was you, know
<v Speaker 2>some FUCKING dq, finishes but that didn't take me away
<v Speaker 2>from the matches or. Anything and, like IF i was
<v Speaker 2>sitting down on my sixth, BIRTHDAY i guess this would
<v Speaker 2>have been AND i, was you know, WHAT i probably watched.
<v Speaker 2>THIS i probably watched this as a, kid and, uh
<v Speaker 2>you know, WHAT i probably had a good, time AND
<v Speaker 2>i had a good time watching it now AND i
<v Speaker 2>had a good time talking about it with. You so
<v Speaker 2>that's ALL i could ask for on my.
<v Speaker 1>Birthday happy, birthday, Buddy thank, you my.
<v Speaker 2>Friend well that is it for W Cm Thunder november,
<v Speaker 2>twelfth nineteen ninety, eight and that is it for our.
<v Speaker 2>Show thank you for joining.
<v Speaker 1>Us.
<v Speaker 2>Everybody make sure to check us On. Patreon that's patreon
<v Speaker 2>dot com Slash DEADLOCK. Pw we got hundreds of hours
<v Speaker 2>of exclusive content waiting for you right now on patreon
<v Speaker 2>dot com Slash DEADLOCK. Pitw check out DPW's fourth anniversary
<v Speaker 2>event On december, Twelfth Carry North carolina dp b tix dot.
<v Speaker 2>Com we're doing a fundraiser raising some money for families
<v Speaker 2>in need as we run out the. Year here our
<v Speaker 2>fourth anniversary. Events depit btix dot, COM depw on demand
<v Speaker 2>dot com to check out everything we've ever, done and
<v Speaker 2>we will see you next week for another edition Of
<v Speaker 2>The Deadlock podcast