The One About Everybody (Except Sosa) Say Yay & Clap Your Hands!

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Speaker 1: Hello, my love, it's Lally count. Welcome back to my podcast with my writer diet Easton my bro Oh hey.

00:00:13
Speaker 2: Oh hey, I missed you this weekend.

00:00:15
Speaker 1: I missed you as well, but it was fantastic to just get away. Like any of the weekends that I don't have ocean are gonna be weekends that.

00:00:23
Speaker 2: I go to Palm Springs just to reset.

00:00:26
Speaker 1: Reset, and also just like have something to do, because like it just yeah, even this far into it, like it's still not normal.

00:00:38
Speaker 2: The house feels a little emptier. Well, she's such a present she and she makes her presence known.

00:00:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, she certainly does. But what's weird is like, instead of it being like a freaky Friday, I feel like it's like a funky Wednesday today.

00:00:52
Speaker 2: I agree with you. I woke up on I didn't even wake up on the wrong side of the bed. I woke up not even in the bed, is how I feel.

00:01:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, mentally right, yeah, yeah, Like it's just kind of like won't won't. And I can't exactly pinpoint why I'm feeling a little funky.

00:01:08
Speaker 2: A little off, Like I I want to laugh, I want to cry, I want to scream, meet, I want to run, like I there's it's just so off, but I can't pinpoint it. So I'm just sitting here and accepting that.

00:01:22
Speaker 1: Today is just an off day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know what's great about sobriety, though, is in those moments you sit there and you're like, it's a funky day, but tomorrow is a new day. And even if it's still funky, like, I know.

00:01:34
Speaker 2: That it'll end right. And the good thing about it is feeling every emotion and being able to compartmentalize it. I understand why you feel like that and not just go did I drink too much last night? Did I do this? Did I do that? No, You're just I'm having an off day, and that's okay. I love that, right. Yeah, but I will say I think I know why because it's always around this time da Dad's birthday totally.

00:02:01
Speaker 1: How are you feeling about that? By the way, we celebrated his birthday last week.

00:02:05
Speaker 2: It's it's tough.

00:02:08
Speaker 1: We all had a good cry.

00:02:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like this month is tough, like March into April into his death date. Yeah, and I think I just am overthinking everything and so it's difficult for me. Yeah, you know, so I'm not sleeping well, I have no drive right now, and I don't know.

00:02:27
Speaker 1: Why, but well it sounds like you do know why.

00:02:31
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but I got to figure out how I can find that drive in this time.

00:02:38
Speaker 1: Well, it'll it's seven years since we've seen him on his birthday and his seven year you know, the anniversary of his passing will be April twenty first. Is this something like you and I have spoken because you have a lot of guilt, but also you found Dad. Yes, is there a version and now you're your fully sober where maybe on the anniversary of his passing, like you could write him something or we could go do something to kind of.

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Speaker 2: I really liked the idea that you had, and I remember you. I think we spoke about it on the podcast, but like going and writing and then either letting it go or burning it, I can't remember which one it was, but I liked the idea of getting it out I see so on on that anniversary of his death date, that was something that I am going to do. Okay, but I will say from last year until this year, like being sober, like think of everything that I was doing. I was going from my place to your place at three in the morning. I was going through it all because it's not even like this month. It's also the last time I saw him through these months, right that I really fucking think about T T and it hurts, and it's just it's just a hard time. But it's grateful that I have the people that I have, the meetings that I have, because I can now sit in bed and not feel anxiety to run. Yeah, and I'm grateful for that. And I know that this is a tough one, but I'm excited to see how much progress I make for next year and to see how proud I can make him. Yeah, but yeah, thank you for letting me crying. But yeah, it's been a tough, tough couple of weeks. Yeah that's just gonna taught for another couple But it's you, I love. You just lost a half of me, you know.

00:04:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't think that that's ever going to change.

00:04:41
Speaker 2: No. And I say that like when in my meetings when people say, like, I lost you know, I lost him my dad twenty years ago. It doesn't matter if you lost him two weeks, twenty years, five years. You lost something that made you who you were, and it's hard to put that back together without him. Yeah, you know, And I'm always like, on a hiccup, I'm like, am I making the right decision? I want to ask him, but it's hard. Yeah, but yeah, it's been a funky day. It's been a funky cup like month.

00:05:17
Speaker 1: I think with you, But I'm always a firm believer of like not denying your self emotions. When you're going through something, it's it's important to be able to pinpoint it, and sometimes you can't. Sometimes well today we were talking about it being a funky day, and you just were able to pinpoint why, and to try and deny yourself why you feel a certain way is just not healthy or productive. And I find that's when explosions.

00:05:43
Speaker 2: Happen, and that's where I think, I think my higher power, I'm sober.

00:05:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, because you're you're you have the tools, you're gaining new tools. On a happy note though, on dad's birthday, because Logan texted me and was like, happy birthday to your dad. I feel like it was just yesterday that we were that we took him to hide for his birthday and Warren g performed and I was like, oh my god, that did happen.

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Speaker 2: There's been a lot of things and like I really did, Like I don't. I'm trying to think of the word. I've forgotten all about that.

00:06:24
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, a lot of time passes and a lot of things happen in your life.

00:06:27
Speaker 2: Well, like it's almost like I blacked them out, Like okay, dad, but even in Vegas, think of all of those things that.

00:06:33
Speaker 1: We my poor father. Okay, when I performed with James Kennedy and Vegas just by the way, when we were going through videos.

00:06:45
Speaker 2: We went to.

00:06:45
Speaker 1: Beverly Glendeli to celebrate my dad. And Ocean knows Poppy, which is what she called my dad. And it's weird because they've never met. And I do. I do think my own belief is that my dad my Ocean before I did. But she knows him. And when I said we're gonna go celebrate Poppy's birthday, you know, we get to the restaurant, she goes, where's Poppy? When's he going to be here? And so then we have to explain. But there are moments that she'll lay in bed and say, I just really miss Poppy, mom, and it is so warmsure, it's so cute. But we're sitting at uh the deli and mom's going through videos of my dad and I just the moment that I no, no, no. It's a moment that I've spoken about many times where I was going to do a champagne shower and instead, because I didn't know how to do it, I just dumped the bottle of champ Let me tell you something, if I ever hit a point of like, you know, I can just have one watch that video, I will stay so for the rest of my life. It is so mortifying. I'm not over it. I still will watch it and have the worst embarrassment of.

00:08:01
Speaker 2: My Yeah, I could just like you have to leave the room, like, okay, have a good one.

00:08:05
Speaker 1: How do I un my whole self so I don't have any of this person I used to be attached to me.

00:08:11
Speaker 2: Where is the nearest box I can climb into? And just fetal position?

00:08:16
Speaker 1: It's mortifying. So that did make me happy when Logan said that because Warren g performed and wished Dad happy birthday, and my dad sitting in a booth having red wine, probably wondering why the fuck would my kids bring me here?

00:08:31
Speaker 2: Why didn't they ask what I wanted to do for my birthday?

00:08:33
Speaker 1: Well, we thought him sushi before that was fun.

00:08:38
Speaker 2: I don't forget the other birthday that he had. What one was that when you and Mom got into it, and then at shutters he got so didn't even.

00:08:48
Speaker 1: Get to his own birthday, his own birthday dinner. We left him want to know who are?

00:08:53
Speaker 2: We left him on the patio with a blanket on him.

00:08:57
Speaker 1: And then when we got home, I put him into bed and made him I put Seinfeld on and I made him Campbell's Chunky No I wish I wasn't not legit at that time. I made him Campbell's Tomato soup with ritz crackers. That was his birthday's dinner. Oh my hell. What I do love about this time coming around is we always get a good cry in. But it's always a moment that we kind of remember all of these things that we somehow forgot in all the incredible memories that we had with Dad. So I don't know, rip man, rest easy, homie. I hope you're sipping all the red wine in the world with no hangs over it with your tiny, little pocket size chihuahuah while they're all pockets little dere chocolate brown.

00:09:50
Speaker 2: With caramel eyebrows.

00:09:52
Speaker 1: Eyebrows and shoes breast that smells like roses rather than road kills.

00:09:59
Speaker 2: Not my the dog.

00:10:04
Speaker 1: The dog. Those little dogs, once they start kind of like getting their breath, their breath kicks. So back to Palm Springs. Now that we've, you know, spilled a little non alcoholic liquor for my father, Eastern stayed home. Did you have a good time?

00:10:27
Speaker 2: Stay at home?

00:10:28
Speaker 1: All the time? Off in the world.

00:10:31
Speaker 2: I miss you, guys. It's been nice.

00:10:33
Speaker 1: I don't have to miss you, guys.

00:10:35
Speaker 2: I do. I miss you guys. You guys are like my homies.

00:10:38
Speaker 1: My friends of the coin miss them. But like I'm alright, no.

00:10:41
Speaker 2: It's it's I'll say this, it's nice to miss you. Yeah, it feels nice to miss you.

00:10:46
Speaker 1: They don't say absence makes the heart grow fonder for nothing, right, That's why I'm a firm believer in long distance. Really, don't live anywhere near me because I will always miss you and.

00:10:57
Speaker 2: Then you're gonna grow fonder of me. But yeah, we had some friends over and just hung out hot tub We did not hot tub?

00:11:05
Speaker 1: Did you watch White Lotus?

00:11:06
Speaker 2: We White Lotus? Did you or did you not? My friends? Did I have said it? I usually wait so I can binge it, but I won't lie. I may have to binge the first seven episodes, Yeah, and be caught up for.

00:11:20
Speaker 1: The last finalis is coming up this Sunday? Yes, then we are watching as a household.

00:11:25
Speaker 2: Yes, I will catch up.

00:11:27
Speaker 1: Perfect. We're going to talk about White Lotus at the end of this episode because I asked people who they think the killer is.

00:11:33
Speaker 2: See I I'm involved in all the conversations though, so it's fun. Yeah.

00:11:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know, you kind of know what I know what's going on the character.

00:11:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know the characters things like that. So I know what's going on. I just haven't seen it.

00:11:48
Speaker 1: But all right, we'll save your thoughts for the very end. So in Palm Springs, let me tell you, I learned that Sosa is terrified of the word yay, you guys every time Mom and I would go yay. I'm trying to teach her how to clap, and it's kind of freaking me out because we're coming close to her being seven months and I remember Ocean on her seven On her seven month birthday, she learned to clap, and I'm like, I don't know if Sosa is gonna clap. And now I'm starting to compare the two, and it's freaking me out. I don't want to compare my kids, but I'm like, wait, Sosa is like sometimes really not into eating food, like she wants the bub It's really a hit or miss. Ocean gave me no issue. Ocean could kind of like clap. I mean, we're not exactly on seven months yet, but I am comparing the two. Ocean didn't scream bloody murder when I said yay, Literally, you watched it.

00:12:43
Speaker 2: When I just did it. When you and she screamed bloody murder, you go.

00:12:47
Speaker 1: Yay and clap and her face immediately goes into got filtered that people used to do the crying baby not pretty?

00:12:55
Speaker 2: Oh why gorgeous?

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Speaker 1: So you know, we just got to get It's so sort of like kind of clap clap, but also like she's very sensitive. She's very sensitive, and I'm freaking out about it. We also went to a Jewish deli called Sherman's. Have you been Probably not?

00:13:14
Speaker 2: No? Is it in Pump Springs?

00:13:15
Speaker 1: You guys? This deli? Oh my gosh, I had lot kiss. Do you know what that is? Like a potato that's like crispy on the outside.

00:13:25
Speaker 2: Okay, it was so good.

00:13:28
Speaker 1: But I have to tell you, whenever I travel, it doesn't matter by car, by train, plane or automobile, it does not matter. I get backed up. This food made me juice kid, No I need Lois.

00:13:42
Speaker 2: Oh did it go right?

00:13:43
Speaker 1: Yeah?

00:13:44
Speaker 2: God like a or whatever it is from.

00:13:48
Speaker 1: It is my favorite kind of Starbucks.

00:13:51
Speaker 2: You should have an aliato with the US Oh honey, you may have to eat it. Yeah, you may have to eat it on the toilet.

00:14:01
Speaker 1: Problem.

00:14:01
Speaker 2: Bye, swallow through.

00:14:03
Speaker 1: Trigger warning, trigger warning. We also went to this new vintage place in Palm Springs called Market Market.

00:14:11
Speaker 2: Yes, we have to go. Do you hear too many good things?

00:14:13
Speaker 1: It's massive and it also is like basically like a curated vintage store. I got this Polo sweatsuit that was tied eyed by some designer so chic. There was a suit jacket that I really wanted. It was like number two of four. I couldn't justify spending one thousand dollars on it.

00:14:36
Speaker 2: I don't know, two of four. I mean that's kind of crazy. I know, that's like.

00:14:42
Speaker 1: I mess up by not buying it by Candice held that was the designer.

00:14:48
Speaker 2: I mean, two of four pieces, even if you were to buy it, not even wear it. I feel like that piece it would be something even in another decade or something like, it would speak volume.

00:14:57
Speaker 1: Super oversized. Maybe I need to drive back down and get it. It was really cool. It was so now anyone that lives there, you would think, but I tend to keep to myself.

00:15:07
Speaker 2: Four walls Walls.

00:15:10
Speaker 1: Easton. Yeah, you've made a note here. Heston James, TikToker Heston James.

00:15:18
Speaker 2: He's a TikToker and he's just been going around and I don't know why it's on my for you page. He's like nineteen years old. I get it. I'm thirty two. I like to watch kids doing fun things and wish I was that age.

00:15:30
Speaker 1: What fun things does he say?

00:15:32
Speaker 2: He went into a store and he just screams bloody murder like a It sounds like a girl, she's like, and then he leaves the aisle, and then people are starting to like, where is she?

00:15:45
Speaker 1: And not only I think it's a woman, it's like you when you used to scream God, I used to call you irm.

00:15:50
Speaker 2: And not only that, but what's so funny is like he'll then go, I think I heard it from over here. It's in the fine pates, but not only that it gets back. He has dedicated screamers that hide throughout the store. So while he's helping them fine the non existent screamer Yah, his friends are screaming from different areas and he's helping and everybody in the store is just frantic.

00:16:18
Speaker 1: Why is that so genius?

00:16:20
Speaker 2: In his so funny. It's something that I would never do and I don't want to even be a part of in the store, but I love watching it on my phone. So Heston James, thank.

00:16:31
Speaker 1: You for making make sure the people frantically trying to find the person.

00:16:34
Speaker 2: Sounded like she was over here, and then like the other guy goes fuck and they go, oh no, and then they're going to the other side, and like there's this one girl and she's like she's hiding. I know she's hiding, but we gotta find her. So if you are bored in thirty two and want to act like you're.

00:16:54
Speaker 1: Start screaming playing in the middle.

00:16:56
Speaker 2: Of Heston jans On TikTok, is it good to get out of reality? For him? Minute?

00:17:00
Speaker 1: That is so funny. Can I tell you There's so many times that I sit here and I'm like, why am I posting stories, I should be posting more tiktoks because that like Gabby Windy or whatever is it Windy Windy the Real our favorite reality tease star ever from Traders. She makes the funniest videos. And it's not like they're like scripted or a lot of maybe they're when I say scripted, it's not like she puts a lot of time and effort. It's like poetic right. She's like, right now I can't work because I'm on my period, and tomorrow I'm not gonna be able to work either because I'm on my period.

00:17:34
Speaker 2: And so she just.

00:17:35
Speaker 1: Posts it and like they're so funny, Like maybe I should start doing that.

00:17:39
Speaker 2: Well, think of your send it to Darryl.

00:17:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're a little un when you're a little unhitched, Today would have been the perfect time to do that, just going to chunk off for no reason.

00:17:50
Speaker 2: It's not too late, you know.

00:17:52
Speaker 1: I think I'll do a video today about how I did two nights of retinee that I got in Mexico and my skin is peeling off in sheets? Can you hell?

00:18:00
Speaker 2: No? It looks though your skin looks good.

00:18:02
Speaker 1: You should have seen me in pump Springs. I had a hat on that had a brim about this bake because when you use retine.

00:18:09
Speaker 2: You can't get in the sun, no make.

00:18:11
Speaker 1: Your skin worse. You burn easily, like literally, I told Nick and Joe don't get too close because what you're gonna see is very unappealing.

00:18:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, it looks good. I wouldn't I wouldn't notice that you did anything.

00:18:27
Speaker 1: Honestly, I just needed like a little bit of a refresh.

00:18:31
Speaker 2: Maybe I need one.

00:18:32
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could benefit. You know, you can only get this retine in Mexico.

00:18:38
Speaker 2: Well they they FDA approved.

00:18:40
Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure. I think it's very potent, so like they'll use small bits of it in certain skincare. But this is like the tube is retine, Okay, yeah, and it is five star.

00:18:54
Speaker 2: Well, your skin is looking a magnifico.

00:18:57
Speaker 1: Oh tonight, I'm going to take a Gillette razor to it. Oh yeah, oh yeah. And for those of you who have never tried using a Gillette razor on your face, please do it with caution because you could lose an eyebrow if you're not careful.

00:19:16
Speaker 2: Remember when I did that on an accident.

00:19:20
Speaker 1: Easton took a razor to his non existent unibrow. There were like a couple hairs.

00:19:28
Speaker 2: I looked like a cartoon character. And there's no hiding that got about that I was learning.

00:19:37
Speaker 1: I remember looking at you and being like, something's different.

00:19:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, my eyebrows are about three inches apart.

00:19:45
Speaker 1: Fuck, that is so funny. By the way, I learned that Benny Blanco plugged his uni his ni brow recently.

00:19:52
Speaker 2: Oh good move, I mean skid roda.

00:19:56
Speaker 1: I don't know. I actually really like him. I saw him Good Morning of the America with I That's why I want Gomez, and he was so fun. He has really tiny hands but still very fun.

00:20:05
Speaker 2: Benny Blanco. I make fun of him saying skid row, But if I ever had his money, that is who I'd be just cool. Yeah, like who cares, I don't give a fuck, Like.

00:20:16
Speaker 1: Fingers he had Benny.

00:20:19
Speaker 2: Without him, we would be deprived great music making bankers.

00:20:28
Speaker 1: That's so funny. Memory about you. When I was at Sherman's in Palm Springs, they had like a giant bowl full of those creamers in the little plastic things, and it reminded me of you. You guys Easton. We would go to a place called D's or yeah, Salt Lake called this is a diner, and Easton would drink all the little creamers, and.

00:20:50
Speaker 2: My dad would fucking lose his ship.

00:20:54
Speaker 1: Because it's so unnecessary for you to go through thirty five mini creamers. Just get a glass of milk.

00:21:02
Speaker 2: The creamer hit different.

00:21:03
Speaker 1: Get a glass of creamer.

00:21:04
Speaker 2: We don't care. It tastes better out of that little plastic thing after you peel the little paper bag. Let me know if your kids have the addiction as well. It was real, It was real. But Dad, you drinking all the fucking creamer. I'm not gonna have any for my coffee.

00:21:19
Speaker 1: He never said the word no, you add a lib Sean Kingston did you see this news?

00:21:24
Speaker 2: Mom sent it to me.

00:21:25
Speaker 1: Mom sent it to me.

00:21:26
Speaker 2: So I think he's been going through this lawsuit for like a year or something.

00:21:30
Speaker 1: That's it. Well, I mean, yeah, committed wire fraud between April twenty twenty three and March twenty twenty four.

00:21:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, and.

00:21:39
Speaker 1: Guilty. All I can think about is, damn you beadful things. I don't want to pay for shit.

00:21:51
Speaker 2: You also tell him jet ski into it like a wall, right. Let me tell you. Every time I think of showing Keekston, I just picture his big ass on a jetski's slamming into a wall.

00:22:05
Speaker 1: Ocean loves Sean keekson.

00:22:09
Speaker 2: Old Sean Kingston like the very.

00:22:12
Speaker 1: First beautiful girl she watches that music video.

00:22:15
Speaker 2: In other words, he had beautiful girls and what else?

00:22:18
Speaker 1: I truly can't remember any other By the way he committed uh, He and his mom were found guilty of fraudulently obtaining luxury watches and cars. Their state charges Sean Kingston and his mom committed one million in fraud and theft. Sean Kingston used celebrity status in fraud, never paid for cars and jewelry. How does it happen? You, guys? A little someone I used to know had like so many hundreds of thousands in so many hundreds of thousands in unpaid private jets. And I'm like, if I tried to board a private plane and hadn't paid, they take off. If I didn't pay for a car, they wouldn't give it to me. How are you not paying for cars and jewelry? I don't get it. How do you get so lucky to be like I'll pay for it later And they're like, all right, it sounds good ie? On what planet? And by the way his celebrities stay pays for it later. Like if I said I'll pay you later, I would, But I've never given the chance.

00:23:25
Speaker 2: We don't give the opportunity to pay back.

00:23:28
Speaker 1: We don't get the option to pay later, pay now, or it ain't yours. According to the mother and sons, according what is this? I screen?

00:23:38
Speaker 2: You'll get it.

00:23:41
Speaker 1: According to the mother and son's July indictman, the duo conspired to commit wire fraud between April twenty twenty three and March twenty twenty four. In other words, they showed intent to defraud and to obtain money and property by means of materially false and fraudulent pretenses, representation, and promises. You know what that's called it? Easton a liar fraud. What isn't there a song about this?

00:24:08
Speaker 2: Oh?

00:24:08
Speaker 1: Yeah, they use this extend the vaults. A liar will say, Seaun king Stunt's a liar. Shaun king Stunt's a liar.

00:24:16
Speaker 2: What's his mother's name? You got to add her out of the mix.

00:24:19
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't want to dry all right, I don't want to. But like what a weird thing to be? Like, hey, mom, should we just like go to fraud? People.

00:24:27
Speaker 2: I have a feeling it was the mother's idea.

00:24:29
Speaker 1: Oh you think she used his celebrities? Makes me very sad, and like, I wonder who they're defraudy? Is it like Jacob the Jeweler? And what kind of car is we talking? Kiya's? Are we talking lambos?

00:24:43
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say Lambo's. And really I think he could maybe get a Kia.

00:24:49
Speaker 1: Let's see how much Seawan Kingston is worth.

00:24:51
Speaker 2: I don't trust those ever.

00:24:54
Speaker 1: Oh you don't think that they're real?

00:24:56
Speaker 2: No, not really?

00:24:58
Speaker 1: Well, I mean they base it off of like, okay, it says approximately four hundred thousand. Yeah, it's it's a start contrast to the lifestyle he often portrayed on social media. Well, duh, welcome to real life. Most people do that, right, Yeah, who knows?

00:25:18
Speaker 2: Who knows?

00:25:22
Speaker 1: The next thing I want to touch on, we spoke a little bit about Teresa Judice and Louis and bear Irs situation happening. Jia Judice dropped out of law school and she just launched her podcast. It's called Casual Chaos. Let me say this before we go any further. I love Jia Judice. I love Teresa Judice. I think what's happening is very unfortunate. I think that there's obviously something going on, or there would be nothing to write about, right, And you have to be careful when you're dealing with irs like you want to make sure that you don't say or do anything to like piss them off. Further, she has a new episode that dropped over the weekend, and obviously she's going to downplay the whole thing with her mom and Louie, right, and the three million dollars in tax liens. Same, if my mom had something like that come out, you bet your ass. I'm going to defend my mom. But she said, my mom has been the sole provider for me and my sister since the minute my dad left for prison, the second my mom got home from jail. She's been working her ass off to make sure my sisters and I live a stable life and that my family is financially stable. My mom has everything under control, and there is nothing to worry about a lot of people. I shouldn't say a lot of people. I've seen that some people are saying she dropped out of law school because maybe they couldn't afford it. Honestly, I think.

00:26:51
Speaker 2: It's she wanted to get a taste of what law school was like. She probably entered it and thought, you know what, maybe this isn't something I wanted to do, and I'm dropping out. That's the worst, I think, quick to reach about money or you weren't smart enough, or this or that, and it's like you have to try something to know if you like it or not tried going to law school. She's probably she, in my opinion, it's smart enough to go through it and graduate. Yeah, but why do all of that if you're really like, I don't know if I actually do love this. She tried, it wasn't for her. She is now doing something else.

00:27:26
Speaker 1: Yeah, and maybe she likes me. You know, she's been in the public eye since she was a young child, and maybe she's like this just speaks to my soul. I thought I wanted to be a lawyer, but I actually don't. I'd actually rather be more of a creative And why spend any more time and money? Not saying that she can or cannot afford it. I fully believe she can afford to pay for law school. But it's like, why what I waste resources when I don't even know that I really want to do this? For the rest of my life.

00:27:53
Speaker 2: She got her taste, she said, I don't like it. It's up to her to do her whatever she wants.

00:27:58
Speaker 1: And you guys, there's so many times as I sit there and I'm like, I totally want to be a lawyer, and then I'm like, you're dealing with multiple cases at a time, and once one ends, you've got like ten more. It sounds exhausting and hard.

00:28:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I just want to be a detective.

00:28:14
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can deal with detective.

00:28:16
Speaker 2: Once you get them, you know, then it's you get your lawyer. Your attorney get going. I got him here, you go, you get that.

00:28:24
Speaker 1: Well, the the detective is more boots on the ground.

00:28:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, the detective is okay.

00:28:28
Speaker 1: The lawyer is more of like paper, how do I pay for this properly?

00:28:32
Speaker 2: So the detective will go in and say, hey, you were detaining you, now we have you, and then they go You have a right to an attorney, you know, or a lawyer.

00:28:41
Speaker 1: But by the way, and the amount of people who forget to read the Miranda rights and people get off on a technicality is bullshit.

00:28:50
Speaker 2: I think we need to make it shorter. But you have the right to remain silent. That's it. That's all we need to say. There's your Miranda right.

00:28:58
Speaker 1: You have the right to be quiet it. If you say anything right now, we're gonna use it against you. If you can't afford an attorney, the stay will get you on We good here, get in the back of the fucking car. Yes, I just rewrote the Miranda rights much more up to date too. Want you throw fuckward in there? You know, like, oh, modern a modern day Miranda?

00:29:21
Speaker 2: Right.

00:29:23
Speaker 1: I've been watching American Primeval.

00:29:25
Speaker 2: Aren't you glad I said something? Yeah, I am.

00:29:28
Speaker 1: It's directed by Pete Berg, who does really great work. It is shot beautifully, so I don't want to botch what it's about because I'm the worst explainer on the planet.

00:29:41
Speaker 2: So give it you.

00:29:43
Speaker 1: I highly recommend it if you haven't watched it, it's on Netflix. And I was wondering. I'm like, Okay, obviously this it's a not a true story, but this really happened, right, Yeah? So American Prime Eval is based on a true story, specif inspired by the eighteen fifty seven Mountain Meadows massacre, a real event during the Utah War. Through the characters and narratives, although not through, though the characters and narratives are fictionalized. If you have not watched this, it's a limited series. It's only six episodes. It is from the from episode.

00:30:24
Speaker 2: One start to finish. I'm only on three you guys, beat me.

00:30:27
Speaker 1: I'm guessing I'm on my last episode. Yeah, it is a chef's kiss. And by the way, I don't think Taylor Kitsch is that hot, but he is so fucking hot in this show television show, Yes, beyond sexy. And then I looked him up and I was like, you need to like him better. You need to look like you're living in eighteen forty.

00:30:51
Speaker 2: Seven forever because you slash.

00:30:55
Speaker 1: It's hard, truly, especially when he speaks to show me what a pandy Moving on, moving on anyway, That's what I would say. If you guys haven't watched, get on it. Also over the weekend, in housewife News, which is my favorite.

00:31:15
Speaker 2: We like a good we like a good housewife news is good news.

00:31:19
Speaker 1: Great, Oh that's what we want, Aaron, I think you say it, leechy, Yeah, that's she welcomed a baby boy who has so much hair.

00:31:32
Speaker 2: Do you have a picture.

00:31:33
Speaker 1: He's so gorgeous and he's so tiny. This is her fourth baby. You guys, how do people have four babies? I guess you wait until they get older to decide if you're going to have another, because but how.

00:31:51
Speaker 2: Fun four kids? That's perfect? No one's left out.

00:31:56
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, you have to have and you don't have like the middle middle child syndrome.

00:32:02
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I mean I don't know how old her kids are like, but even when you get older, it's just nice to have three.

00:32:13
Speaker 1: I think having four two. And I always go back to what mom said of like when you go to Disneyland, everyone has a friend to go on a ride with. When you go and get a hotel room, you can do it in like twosies. I always think having an odd number is kind of hard.

00:32:28
Speaker 2: It just throws a wrench in everything.

00:32:30
Speaker 1: And can I tell you how I feel too? If you have three kids, what's one more? Have a fourth? If you decide to have I think five kids, what's one more? Have a sixth? But then you may start forgetting their names. Okay, that was like most of Utah, all of Utah.

00:32:50
Speaker 2: If you didn't have six kids, you were doing something wrong.

00:32:53
Speaker 1: Well, can I tell you this to Chapel roone, she doesn't know any happy parents, Oh chapel, she said, all of my friends who have kids are in hell God's I actually don't know anyone who is like happy and has children at this age. Okay, so she saved herself meeting at twenty seven. I have literally not met anyone who is happy, anyone who has light in their eyes, anyone who has slept. This is not looking too good, Alex Cooper responded, meaning like she doesn't know she'll be having kids. I don't know about all that. However, we talk about this all the time, and I'm like, if you choose to have kids with someone, your marriage is never gonna last.

00:33:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I will. I mean, it's very different, I think from her point of view, why writing music, You're going on tour, you're doing this and that, Like, of course you're you're not gonna put yourself in the shoes of you know, somebody in Idaho who.

00:33:54
Speaker 1: But she's seeing her friends. She's looking at her own friends being like, none of them look happy.

00:34:00
Speaker 2: That's because they're her friends, and they all wish she was. They were her. I wouldn't be happy either. No, I'm just kidding.

00:34:06
Speaker 1: I'm just I personally, I think you're missing. If you really really don't want children, then you shouldn't have them because your whole life does change. But I personally, now that I have my two kids, do not know what my life would be without them.

00:34:22
Speaker 2: Let me put it this way. As well, a buddy of mine that's in Utah, his brother got married. They've been married for I want to say seven years, maybe even ten. They weren't going to have kids. They even said it. They're both they do very well. They're both pharmacists, and they were like, we want to travel, we want to take care of ourselves, we want to do this. So they've been doing that. They travel in real places, they've gone everywhere. Okay, now they're pregnant and they were against it.

00:34:51
Speaker 1: Wait it was an oopsie.

00:34:52
Speaker 2: No, they tried. They were like we actually like they've They were like, we don't want kids, we don't want any of that. They they lived their life and they were like, honestly, we've done everything that we've now wanted to do. Let's have a kid. And now they're pregnant and I.

00:35:06
Speaker 1: Know what they're having.

00:35:08
Speaker 2: I didn't ask.

00:35:10
Speaker 1: Wow, that's like my most favorite thing to find out.

00:35:13
Speaker 2: Well, my buddy is he's also pregnant with his so I was more involved in his and then he told me his brother is also pregnant.

00:35:21
Speaker 1: Uh is this Doherty's yeah, mother, yeah, oh wow, Jeremy.

00:35:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, how fun.

00:35:28
Speaker 1: They're gonna be having like babies.

00:35:29
Speaker 2: Together, babies together at the same time. So yeah, but like it was, it's just funny that you don't want kids, and now they're even talking about like it's what's two like and they're not even have the other.

00:35:44
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, every time I go out to a restaurant, Sosa is so chill until they put the plate of food in front of me, and that's when she decides to be unchill. It is so much easier when we all go out, including Ocean. Heys. I'll say to Ocean, can you please entertain your sister? And she goes over and does like Google guy like all her faces, and I get to eat in peace. Having two is awesome. It's like a built in it's.

00:36:12
Speaker 2: Two dogs babies.

00:36:13
Speaker 1: Yes, they entertained each other. So I don't know. I think twenty seven is really really young to be asking someone who has just started their career, who's just won a Grammy about children. Yes, right, Christina Hack. Do you know who that is? No, she was married to Mom. What's that guy's name they had that show together, Terrek? Is that his name? Terrek? It's his ex wife and now he's married to a really cute girl who used to be on Selling Sunset and right Chris, because oh my god, Christina, my god is his ex wife and they've approached her. Bravo has to be on Real Houseies of Orange County. So she's on HGTV. Yes, I would die to have her on. And guess what, she has a TV show with her ex husband and the new wife. They've got like a good little thing going on a TV show.

00:37:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great, but like, like you just said, they've got a great thing going, why move? Why dip your toes into such to appease the Bravoa? Like me, what do you mean? So your happiness means nothing to all of us, get the fucked on the show.

00:37:31
Speaker 1: That's not true. Your happiness means everything.

00:37:34
Speaker 2: To us, But I just we want to see it on the show.

00:37:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, there's just something about watching beautiful women. But she's very successful and she also has like a modern day family with her ex husband. She's not like a couple ex husbands I think, and has a baby with one of the guys, but they're not in a good place. But Terrek, the original ex husband and the original father of her children. They have a really cool thing going and I really would be interested to like watch yeah, because when you watch HG TV, everyone knows, Okay, these are the hosts, but like, the real thing we're focused on is their talent for building and you know, creating a.

00:38:23
Speaker 2: Thing to the the show as well.

00:38:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm trying to watch you in your real life.

00:38:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, designing building. You're right, You're right, You're right, You're right.

00:38:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I think.

00:38:36
Speaker 2: I think that too. I'll back it up.

00:38:38
Speaker 1: Oh, the biggest news of the freaking weekend, MGK and Megan Fox welcomed their baby. What a baby?

00:38:47
Speaker 2: Yeah?

00:38:47
Speaker 1: How do I forget that? And he said he it's a little girl. And MGK refers to the baby as a celestial seed. Do you know what that means? Easton to read it to you, what does celestial seed mean?

00:39:04
Speaker 2: I have a feeling it's something.

00:39:06
Speaker 1: It's cool. No, it's actually really cool.

00:39:08
Speaker 2: It says.

00:39:11
Speaker 1: Something of divine or cosmic origin, or a concept that suggests a potential for new life or creation. So that's what he posted. Like he's sitting there and he's like rubbing the baby's little hands and the fingers. I don't think that they're back together, but sources who's the source really, we don't know, right, like a.

00:39:36
Speaker 2: Pr person, somebody who saw something, wrote it, and somebody someone.

00:39:41
Speaker 1: Who wants like a few thousand bucks to like give the inside scoop that even though they're not together and Megan Fox can't deal with him, that she obviously wants him to have a large presence in the new baby's life. So we'll see what happens.

00:39:58
Speaker 2: He is sober, Yeah, no, I mean good for them, good for him.

00:40:04
Speaker 1: I just think having babies, which is like baby daddies, is so hard because then I'm not in the music world. But I feel like it would be really really hard to be like on tour and working out a custody schedule.

00:40:17
Speaker 2: I mean, I've right, Yeah, that's actuel like custody there. That looks very different with both of them and both of their lives. You know, like what if she's doing a movie and she has to go for two months and you know the difference though, like I want the baby for only a month and I need this month. Okay, I'll take you.

00:40:38
Speaker 1: You know, like, well, they're both gonna have full time help. But when a mom actually gives birth, like they take a chunk of time off because their body has to repair. And you know, the dude once the baby's born and throughout the pregnancy can go do whatever the fuck he wants. So of course the baby's gonna stay with the mom for a certain period of time. Yeah, because they have to and the mom needs to like recoup and get her her boom back. I mean, you know that's you're wearing a diaper for like six weeks.

00:41:08
Speaker 2: Yum.

00:41:09
Speaker 1: It's like a lot.

00:41:11
Speaker 2: Depends.

00:41:13
Speaker 1: It depends if it's a lot or you wear depends, yes, you wear.

00:41:16
Speaker 2: Depends you're depending on depends.

00:41:19
Speaker 1: That's absolutely correct. Also, Justin Bieber posted his like it was like a one of those shots where it takes a picture of the front and you does that make sense? No?

00:41:30
Speaker 2: Let me see.

00:41:32
Speaker 1: Remember how it was like an app where it was like take a picture of what you're doing right now, and it's like you take the picture and it takes a picture.

00:41:39
Speaker 2: It takes a picture of what you're doing. Yeah, it's I can't remember what the app is called, but.

00:41:45
Speaker 1: Well it looks like that and it's the tiniest top of Jack Blue's head and then face like a selfie shot of Justin Bieber. Maybe he's giving the baby a bath. People are worried about him right now.

00:42:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think we all just got to keep him in prayers. It's like I said, me crying right now, going through what I'm going through this just this month. It always is going to happen. And now you have P Diddy going through everything that he's going through. Justin Bieber is reliving everything that he tried to get over. You get, you know, like think of that. They're probably talking to him. Do you remember anything? They're building a case on this man, I know, so who knows what Justin Bieber is having to relate back what he's having to remember.

00:42:31
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you're going through the trauma ESD on top of feeling like a caged animal where you're like I just want to like be stressed to judged.

00:42:40
Speaker 2: By everybody because of everybody like what's wrong.

00:42:43
Speaker 1: We're so worried about.

00:42:44
Speaker 2: Him, and it's like, you know, just keep him close and in your prayers because he's going through a whole bunch of mental shit and I know that.

00:42:51
Speaker 1: How do you feel about Hailey Bieber. I was going through this like weird Instagram page of how like Hailey Bieber and Kendalls were so mean to Selena Gomez And I'm like, was this something that was real or did the media build it up for us to have something to buy into and talk about. Like Lenna was saying that Gomez got a G tattoo and then like within a week, Hailey Bieber got a G tattoo and it was like this weird what is the G stand for? Well, for Selena Gomez, I would assume Gomez. Yeah, for Bieber, Hailey Bieber, I'm not quite sure what was her last name before that? No makes no sense, So so yeah, I don't know if that beef was real, but I feel like Hailey Bieber gives off like a very calming presence.

00:43:42
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I don't know a lot about their relationship, but like for him and just like seeing the little videos that I've seen of like him going through and like going through anxiety and like just staring off into space while in a conversation with people with Haley, and Haley's like rubbing his hand or his back and just like keeping a convert and like soothing him. So I've seen a lot of videos of her like soothing justin making sure that he's all right. And I think she's good for him. But like I said, I don't know what the fuck could be bad.

00:44:13
Speaker 1: No, we're just sitting here looking at headlines. Everybody else creating a podcast, you know, We're just up here in the nosebleeds writing down what we think look creating conversation. This is called gossiping. But gossiping is another way of spreading news.

00:44:30
Speaker 2: We're gossiping.

00:44:31
Speaker 1: That's hello. Oh yes, I'm watching American Primeval right now. And how do you think people know what the is going on?

00:44:40
Speaker 2: Gossip? But do you do we think Justin Bieber was meant to be with Selena Gomez.

00:44:47
Speaker 1: No, I think Selena Gomez was. No. I think if they were meant to be, the universe would have made it happen. The universe put them together, did what it intended to do. And now they've moved on and she's with Benny Blanco, the.

00:44:59
Speaker 2: Blanc, some big old blonde, sexy faster so it's so fun. I'm not kidding you. His videos of cooking if you haven't seen him on TikTok another good get out of reality. He just goes like get in and he goes, you know, got up, Yeah, and he'll just do that got up and I let's make some food. He'll just start cutting shit up. I'm like this, fucking oh.

00:45:28
Speaker 1: You have like a cooking channel yoking like yeah.

00:45:32
Speaker 2: And like all of it is the I would say yes, but not even for stoners because it's just like basic shit. I'm lazy. My taste buds don't need authentic shit going on that. I just need food to survive. And that's what his I felt like, was like very simple, very easy. Good.

00:45:50
Speaker 1: No, I'm a foodie. I like going to Oyster Hour. By the way, I went to Wood and Water and it was we got twenty four oysters. You got a mocktail. Landon and his friend got two cocktails each.

00:46:04
Speaker 2: You guy.

00:46:05
Speaker 1: You got a short ripped taco. I got an ahe taco. They got halibit tacos one hundred and eighty five dollars. I enjoy the tangent we went off on.

00:46:13
Speaker 2: I did too god structured, but I enjoyed it, just like my mind, very chaotic.

00:46:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talk about White Loaded White Lotus. Episode seven aired on Sunday.

00:46:27
Speaker 2: It was really good.

00:46:28
Speaker 1: It's so good. It's so freaking weird. Originally I thought that the family from North Carolina, Parker Posey, I don't know the actor's name, the husband of Parker Posey, Tim. They've got two boys, Saxon and I think it's loft Laughlin locked In. They call him Lock and then Piper. And when they first arrived, I'm like, these people are freaking weird, like there's something really weird about this. Well, they do end up hooking the brother and the two brothers in this family they don't remember because they took drugs and they're so disgusted in themselves.

00:47:08
Speaker 2: Now.

00:47:08
Speaker 1: I don't know what the finale is going to bring, However, I have gone in circles about who is going to be the one who commits the crime and shoots up the joint. I think Gary, who was married in last season to our favorite person ever, Jennifer Cooley. Yeah, and the only reason she really died, you guys, was because she didn't take her heels off to get on the boat. Right. They attempted to kill her, but she was like definitely getting away.

00:47:40
Speaker 2: Too many people liked her, Yes, but she had to go. And what a great way to go on killing.

00:47:46
Speaker 1: Herself accidentally, Yes, because of the hills wear them. I think he's too obvious. I really think he's too obvious. I originally from the jump thought, guy talk, who's the security guy.

00:48:04
Speaker 2: Do you not think it's gonna be maybe one of the girls in the group of three getting a little unhinged. I haven't seen any.

00:48:10
Speaker 1: No, I just don't think there's anything that would make sense to have them becomes either any of them becomes so unhinged that they shoot up the joint. Now I'm trying to remember how many shots were fired episode one, because if it is indeed the dad or the two brothers in the Southern family and it's a murder suicide, that would have been five shots. But I think it was more than that. I think it was way more than that. Can I tell you Nick's theory and then we'll get into what people are saying. Nick thinks it's the monkeys that the monkeys get a hold like a monkey gets a hold of the gun. I could see they're showing the monkeys a lot.

00:48:53
Speaker 2: I could. I could see it, just because it's so left field that no one would ever think about it.

00:48:58
Speaker 1: Well, guess what I originally was like, Nick, you are the only person on the planet who thinks that it's the frickin monkeys. All right, not true at all. I asked my friends and followers.

00:49:10
Speaker 2: Were they monkey riddled too?

00:49:12
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, so many people were like, monkeys, the monkeys. My husband has a theory it's the monkeys. I think he's up in the night like I was like, oh my god, maybe it is the monkeys, and I overlooked it. This person, says greg Gary or Rick. Rick is the one who is dating Chelsea, who has the cute teeth.

00:49:34
Speaker 2: Okay, the British girl who is the one that I don't think either, Who is the one who is sober?

00:49:40
Speaker 1: Oh, he relapsed last night and then he relapsed e with the.

00:49:45
Speaker 2: Three girls, four girls, three girls and Rick and then and they're.

00:49:49
Speaker 1: Like their titties are flopping around and they're like doing tons of blow and I'm like, that looks so dark. That looks so dark. I don't think it's him either. No, there's two guns at play here. The one that was in Rick's hands, but it got thrown away last night in Bangkok where in a trash can. But you have to remember they're not in Bangkok, they're like far away. He had to take a flight. So now there's just one gun at play, and it is the one that's in the security guard.

00:50:19
Speaker 2: What kind of gun is it?

00:50:21
Speaker 1: I don't know.

00:50:22
Speaker 2: Is it like a machine gun or no?

00:50:23
Speaker 1: No, no, no, like a pistol? Three guns? Where's the third? That's right? I forgot about that. So there's a guy, Valentin who works at the hotel, and it was a setup with Guy Talk to get his two friends too Russian friends in to rob a store inside the hotel, and the guy Talk has just put it together. Okay, so now we've got three guns at play. One was left in Bangkok. So I personally think there's two guns at play. There's no way that that al right, So you think it's Valentine and his two friends. Okay. This person says, I don't know, but I think the dead body is the hot guy that works at the hotel Saxton Saxton tsunami dead puffer fish. It's definitely not a tsunami. There were gunshots. Someone thinks Piper the older brother or Gary. Please share your guesses. Love it, we're doing that. It's one of them. Death is sketchy husband from last season. I think he has to die. You can't bring him back for a third season. The white dad that's off his rocker is going to kill the whole family. A lot of people say guy talk, one of the Russians. We're kind of all over the place.

00:51:44
Speaker 2: Wow.

00:51:44
Speaker 1: One person said, Belinda. Belinda is the woman who was going to start a spa of her own through.

00:51:56
Speaker 2: Money with money, what's his name? Val Valentine, Valentin with his two friends. I think it's them, or I think it's a girl.

00:52:05
Speaker 1: Okay, Honestly, after last night's episode, this was the first time that I was like, I truly don't know who is going to be the one to pop off. I think the dad is too obvious. He's having too many visions of pulling a murder suicide.

00:52:18
Speaker 2: That's how I feel. So I feel like, or could it be his wife.

00:52:22
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't even know where the fuck she is.

00:52:24
Speaker 2: That's what's scary.

00:52:26
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be guy Talk or two of the brothers, one of the brothers of the I'm going with guy Talk all right, I guess we'll see Sunday. Oh my god, it's so freaking good. There was one other girl though, who said that she thinks Chloe. There was literally one person that wrote in that thinks it's Chloe. Chloe is dating Gary. Gary was married to the billionaire Jennifer Coolidge. Yes, I don't think it's her. I will leave it at that. I do think it's guy talk.

00:52:56
Speaker 2: That's my Finally, why why do you not think it's her?

00:53:00
Speaker 1: I just don't get that vibe.

00:53:02
Speaker 2: Does she get money if he dies here?

00:53:05
Speaker 1: Well, I think he's either going to die or go to prison. Like they're looking for him in Italy. They're like, we need to bring him in for questioning. Is what Belinda read online? So he wants Belinda gone. He offered her one hundred thousand dollars. See and then like she said, I'll be an accomplice to murder if I take that money. I Gary's got to go down. I don't think he's the shooter. I think he's going to be taken into custody at some point. My money's on guy talk. I'm leaving it that By next episode, we're going to know who the killer is Chloe is too. This is what I love about White Lotus is it's not so far fetched that you never saw it coming, right, There's always something they put it, there's a reason behind it. It's not like Chloe. There's no fucking there's no reason for her to shoot up the hotel.

00:53:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm thinking it might be the monkeys. That would be genius monkeys.

00:53:55
Speaker 1: That's all right, that's your vet. All right, let's go guy talking monkeys. I'm gonna take a poll, deal and see if if we're right. All Right, you guys, I had the best time talking to you. At you, I guess. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Give Them All Up Podcast. Remember the bracket, the bracket, the bracket. We are officially in round two. We are in the I'm bad at math. We eliminated half the eight.

00:54:25
Speaker 2: The Elite eight. I was gonna go the eight Elite the Elite eight.

00:54:30
Speaker 1: I'm super excited. Remember the link is in my bio for you guys to vote for your housewives. It's basically Easton's region and my region facing off. And at the end, he'll have a player and I'll have a player aka housewives facing off. All right, I love y'all, I'll caught you, caught you, I'll caught you Monday for the oponents and Wednesday for a regular episode.

00:54:51
Speaker 2: Bye Bye,