Revisiting WWF Raw 1999 The Ministry Stalks The McMahon Family House, Road To WrestleMania 15, The Rock & Big Show vs Stone Cold & Mankind

Damn boys on back time. Welcome to the Dee Podcast, Episode number two
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months from now, whatever you know you'd like to do, talk in ten
months, three years in YouTube shorts in ten years. However you want to
conceive your deadlock, you do what you do. This week. We're talking
about Monday Night Raw, March fifteenth, nineteen ninety nine. I think about
that Raw, two weeks away from WrestleMania fifteen. That's right, that's what
it is, and the Ministry are being the home of the McMahon's are taken
over the house. Yeah is this? This is Russeau right, Yes,
that's correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean some interesting holes on
this one. I'm excited to talk, but this was I mean, I
I connected to all the stories on the show, and I don't know what
you're talking about. Johnny's a big home invader. Now we're talking about that
episode we do that we have the deadlock up. Well it was on the
episode. Did you watch the episode? Dude? I saw Christmas in the
house. Actually, no one was inside the house. I mean that's he
did. That's true. Yeah, just before we talk about if someone was
or was not in the house, please give me talk about the deadlock updates.
Thank you so much. My favorite segment of all time. This is
news. So I was it your favorite? Why? Why you watch on
YouTube? Christmas? I'm sorry, sir? So? Why is this is
up on the Patreon? It's Roger Strong versus Brian Cage twenty fourteen PWG.
Yeah, that is a PWG opening match and it is open fourteen, but
it's sweet. It's Brian Cage to like probably two to ten pant sizes smaller.
Yeah, yeah, all right, Roger with the shitty little boots and
they're both just fucking getting their shit in. Man. It was a very
good time, yes, Wolverine dude, Yeah, it's true. So we
have a new retro sync up on the Patreon and it's the first ever Sunday
Night Heat. Yeah. That was a crazy one with Shane McMahon and the
Ladies of an Oh Much. Yeah, that's up on the Patreon. That's
in the ten dollars tier of course. And of course DPW second Anniversary the
vod is now up on DEPW on demand. Wow. A very big show,
our second year celebration show. Yeah. We made retitle matches. We
had Tankman versus Carino, we had MotorCity machine Guns versus the Workhorsemen. We
had to musical Talk to Day versus Emmy soakra, we had a big blowoff
match between Andrew Ever and BK. Westbrook and no holds barred in a ton
more stuff. We accidentally booked I mean not that we I mean obviously it
was Anthony, but we didn't know that Emmy had never had a main event
in America before. No, yeah, yeah, no idea. It was
just the main and then we found out it was our first time. We
were like, oh you fuck, that's insane. Yeah, so, uh
great, great show all around, and of course, uh, happy anniversary
voiced two years of DPW. That's fucking that's crazy. And if you guys
were, if you guys were thinking about coming out of a dBW show,
January twentieth and January twenty first, we have a double shot that week and
Saturday and Sunday, So if you come out, you get two DPW shows
that weekend and they're gonna be pretty damn good. They are gonna be incredible.
And yeah, I mean, especially if you're coming out of out of
state or anything. I mean, a whole weekend of DPW the most bang
for your buck. And if you can't for some reason make it out to
those which ooh, you pissed me off. But if you can't, I
understand one of them. January twentieth will be DPW Live, so you'll get
to watch it live on DEPW on demand stots that's DPW on demand dot Com,
DPW dot Live, super Indie dot tv, either way you want to
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get ready because we're coming. We're coming, motherfucker. Also, probably watch
DPW dot com here eventually because four people on the last show said that,
so we probably should do. That's that right, great? Great, not
work all right, Now it's time for the Patreon shoutouts. Yeah, yeah,
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fifty dollars, we got them all. That's normal. Yes. Starting in
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Champion of the World just before the end of the year at ninety one one
sixty nine. David Ray is related to Rick. Congratulations. Thank you all
so much, especially the people that say normal names about me, which are
few. And far between, and a good shout out. Yeah, it's
true. Shout out to James for fucking able to stay the course on that
was maybe your best one. It was crazy. Oh wow, that's good.
Yeah, that's pretty good. And I would like to take us sight
really quick say happy birthday, Tony, but thank you for another heavy birthday
now though birthdays over, it was yesterday, Tony. How many of you
I've taken it back this guy his birthday? You do nothing. Good day,
sir, Tony. How many of you, of your years have you
spent with one? James Darnell, I've known Tony ten plus years at this
point, eleven ten plus years proba? Holy shit? How how are you
going with this? Ask how you made it through? Yeah? How I
made it? Yeah? We were rocking. You do what I think?
He had star Ka universe. I had Austin arising right, Oh yeah,
kind of Falcon. So was it to Rick Flair followed me on YouTube?
I never tell that story, No, I never heard that. Oh yeah,
it was like after I worked with two K, or it was th
h U and then two K like the very first time Rick Flair subbed to
me on YouTube? Whoa yeah personal? Rick Flair. I have no idea
why. I just remember I was like, I can't I can't remember if
it was like right when I was starting to go like to college. I
just remember looking at my phone and seeing Rick Flair subed to me on YouTube.
And then I looked and I was like, wow, this is like
a real cow. It's crazy. That's crazy. That's a crazy story.
Thank you, thank Rick Flair's age. Yeah, all right, time to
get it into Monday Night Raw March fifteenth, nineteen. We get to talk
about raw for your birthday, nothing mode and ID want to do on my
birthday to talk about money? Now from nineteen ninety nine, let's go off.
Well before we get into that, Tony, let's see what was going
on on though the world, not just the wrestling, just the world in
general. Tony, I have newspapers here all over. It seems like did
Melton's House on the floor shit everywhere? From the Wrestling Observer newsletter, March
fifteenth, nineteen ninety nine in ECW news, James, this is gonna stun
you here. But there's money issues. There's money issues. Yeah, yeah,
in ninety nine, that doesn't see ninety nine? Yes, Well,
the with the next influx of cash. The payroll checks have been clearing,
so morale is a little better. So there's not as many money issues here.
But Crazy was running a lot of shows though. You know who who's
the ring truck driver? Was it fucking Bubba or Stevie? I can't remember
you as one of those guys. Yeah, shout out to them for driving
the truck everywhere. Yeah, man, and uh, probably not getting paid
for that. No, RH wasn't paying guys either though, No, that's
awesome. Yeah, sadly, sadly we have not come into that yet.
We're not carne enough for that. We just learned about red eye flights though,
Yeah, shouts out the catch point. So yeah, there's the morales
a little better on ECW. But the feeling among the wrestlers is that nobody
is betting on the future. Even Tommy Dreamer once again went on a radio
show this week and said if he got a serious offer from either company that
he'd take it, and said he's on a handshake agreement with Paul Hyman and
not a contract. Well, thankfully, no one was fucking banging on the
door for Tommy Dreamer, like even in like the later years, like after
their peak. They're running a ton of shows, man, Yeah they were.
I mean, I don't know. They just wanted to go to ECW
because you get a lot of work. Yeah yeah, I mean I imagine
it was. The idea was the more shows you run and hopefully will make
money on some of these, and yeah, sure pay off. Yeah,
because like you know, like it's it's pretty cool, like you run the
show and then you don't give out any envelopes or anything. You just go
home. But yeah, dude, that must be a right home and worry
about money. Yeah, We're running twelve shows this week and I'm gonna go
home back to all of them. In college, I'm made, and I'm
gonna tell you, yeah, do not, dude. There's no texting or
anything either, so you can't contact me. I just want to pick up
my phone. I'm gonna say anything on social media because it doesn't exist yet,
doesn't exist on the website. I'm not getting paid. I was looking
at it because you can't like give the website. Yeah, wow, that
must have been awesome on the street. Tell me he's got to my website,
red block POLLYE. Pay me. He's not putting the website on e
c WS and no one knows what it is. Got the Tommy Dreamer w
dot com blog. He's gonna talk about it, giving it money shows,
and then you just avoid everybody. Dude, think they're gonna get a double,
but you still got I'll get you next time. That's crazy, dude.
We ask Stevie Richards, it will kill you a variety of reasons,
including in some cases checks on the station's bouncing. EAW lost television this week
in Boston, Chicago, Atlanta, Buffalo, and Pittsburgh. Who cares it
don't matter, so this was pretty interesting here. The Boston deal doesn't appear
to be a major one, as they are looking at getting back on the
same station and a new time slot. In Chicago. E W was paying
three thousand dollars per week to run on there, yeah, which Atlanta was
giving up due to financial problems, and they're looking at negotiating for a new
outlet in that market. Buffalo was pulled out of because they were paying eight
hundred and fifty dollars per week per week but didn't have a steady slot on
the station as it aired a different time each week. And Pittsburgh was also
lost due to bounced checks at the station, so yeah, they I didn't
realize they were paying for that was hard. Yeah, yeah, I think
it was uh a thousand bucks a week out here to get on a local
on a or whatever or just in general. Yeah, it was like uh
coastal n C Virginia like up in Norse. Okay type sh yeah, sure,
okay, yeah, I mean three grand per week for e c W.
I mean, yeah, why not that these guys either that's about and
then when they take you off, you say, these guys took us off
the air in w f news as far as rumors flying everywhere and discussed last
week of all expanding to three hours if the ratings stays strong. Uh,
late week reports claimed that there's nothing to it and that they're never been discussed
regarding it. I think that was because w CW was either going or had
been three hours. I think, okay, yeah, that's what. I
can't even fathom a three hour nineteen ninety nine raw'y. I don't know,
like because I don't know, like do you just put more people on or
do you make the things that you already were doing just longer would be longer?
Does valveanus get more time talking what you said digitized for twenty more segments.
It's fucking bullshit. Yeah, you're probably right. Lunava Shan was fired
from w W. She was let go this week because of four separate incidents.
There are problems with other talents and things that made the front office side
it was not possible to keep her. Apparently, the things she said a
few weeks ago on Raw about not getting a shot because she's not as pretty
as Sable had been bothering her. She had problems in recent weeks. Backstage
was Sable, Mark Merrow, Jack Lanza, and Jacqueline. She complained about
the angle of Gangirl was hung by the minist What was wrong with that?
She didn't want to hung boyfriend. I guess okay, you have to get
that. That's part. She challenged Mark Morrow to a fight backstage at the
pay per view. Uh, she raised, out of the house, try
to beat the dog. I'm bringing fucking dog's John bro she Uh. She
got in a fight with Jacqueline in Dayton, claiming that the Jacqueline versus Ivory
match on Heat that didn't air was them stealing her style of match whatever that
means, and got at a Jack Lanza that night as well. Yeah,
I watch a wrestling I don't even know what that means. Her fucking style.
Man, she fuck you, She'll kill you, You're gonna pay you
anyway, It's fine. I think she does right or is that before this
she went to e W. I think she was in the c W before
and then comes here. So yeah. This led to several of the women
being uncomfortable working with her. The plan at one point was for her to
win the title from Sable at Mania, but obviously that does not happen in
Sable Russell's tory not that Tory d X story. Yeah yeah. From The
Observer March twenty second, nineteen ninety nine and East w News, the financial
situation still remains the biggest topic of news. Wow It's not getting better,
ah Man. Paul Hayman has described the situation as basically attempting to survive until
the take to interactive video game licensing money comes in, which would also be
their downfall. Great game Yeah yeah, oh yeah, w two ka.
He did tell some people that occasional checks would still bounce, and that there
was talks of even earlier in the week of checks bouncing. Check will bounce?
Good next Weekendaz Raven, anyone that helps the show in any regard whatsoever
way, because you're gonna still show up. I mean, what are you
gonna do not show up? And we all go to the w w F
around the same time. You can tell me Stevie Richards is gonna get sighed
please? Yeah? Right, Well, Tony, at least we have Mikey
whipbreak. We got the public enemy, right, they're still everywhere it ever
we got studying Steve Austin, right, Yeah, that was crazy. They
never had that motherfucker. So yeah. Regarding the Tommy Dreamer statement last week
on the radio regarding potentially leaving, apparently Meltzer got the story out of context.
Dreamer said he was working on a handshake agreement and didn't have a trend.
He said he'd take a huge money offer thrown his way, and that
none had come his way. Uh in recent weeks. He'd been given offers,
as Raven called him just a weeks back and wanted them to come in
as his tag partner to feed with Hack and said he could get through to
Nash, but Dreamer turned down the offer. It was dude, you want
to make seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Yeahol, no, no,
I like driving this ring drugger other not getting paid. I'm having fun to
say as a cd L anyone anyone else? Don't did you have a forklift
dogget? That's good. It's regards you're yeah, figures bro No, no,
no, no, don't Yeah what stings hugs deep his figures stick?
Oh yeah. Uh. There were a ton of rumors over the past week
regarding Just Incredible's future with the company. I know you guys are excited about
this is good. He's got a long longevity for real Tony even more so,
there was talk. There was definitely talk with him in w c W.
So there's an alternate universe Incredible partners. He turned it down. He
said he's got a bigger run up here. He said it's too much fun.
He loves fun wrestling. That there's a there is an alternate universe where
Just Incredible signs to w c W and it dies sooner. Yeah, you're
right, I probab would have done. He said, I don't know what
world he comes in like stone cold. Yeah, keep stacking. Bald dudes
were Shorts one of the on the we have a literally shorts beasts are full,
answered to Stone, Steve Boston, that's awesome. Wow, it's fucking
tremendous. Well, Just Incredible is under a five year contract with E c
W Corner. Not let me see no mind, your fucking business, turns
it over. It's the goddamn like, that's just incredible, asking let me
see the contract. No. Haymond said that on Friday, he offered Just
Incredible his release if he wanted to go after the pay per view, but
justin Credible, we really want to leave. Just please leave discovetyh. Yeah,
so Haymon offered him his release and the plan was but he obviously didn't
take it. The plan now is for him to work up program with the
fucking franchise. I would turn that summer dolls myself. I would love to
fucking carry shame. Do this sounds like we you bet on yourself. You
know you have your futures, but you got X factor in the in the
in the killed the whole company. We probably asked Paul, how much are
we in debt? I don't know, for ten more years? Don't be
just I just put you here and now I have you for ten years.
Just signed you for five years. And five four years. Uh. By
the way, at one point the plan if he was going to leave was
in the wrestle Taz and choke was going to choke him out. You chokes.
That'd be crazy. Yeah, they want to have a shot of him
choking, getting choked out by task choking his chicken. Great. Uh.
In WW News, Rick Flair completely Flair prick flat ships from Shane Douglas in
like a twenty minute interview. Anyways, he's going into an angle. He
never dude. Yeah, so Flair Flair says, uh, let's see he
is about Shane Douglas. He is a quarterback that thought he was going to
be in the first round. He threw the ball ten yard shoulder. He
ran the forty a tenth of a second slower. Everything he's done in life,
he's done behind the scenes, and he's cried about everything and everybody crazy.
He said, if it's not me, it's Nash. If it's not
Nash, it's Hall. If it's not All, it's McMahon. If it's
not the mcmaon's Bischoff. At some point in time, you got to look
in the mirror. Do you think that fans listen to that ship holy's going
in on it. That's great. Yeah, he just goes on for fucking
ever began. God, I understand he challenged me to the ultimate fight or
something like that. Let me tell you this. If you take the needle
out of your ass, he's one hundred and forty pounds at best, and
you tell him ninety days after he takes the needle out of his ass anytime
anywhere, and I'm fifty years old, that's all right, we can keep
the needle in there at this time. Yeah, might as well. Fuck
excuse me, doctor Douglas who never went to school, Doctor Douglas, who
never made a WCW, who blamed me for it. I wasn't the booker,
however, Doctor Douglas, who didn't make it a wws, Oh my
god, Douglas. He's alienated himself, Doctor Douglas, who's blown up at
two twenty pounds. You couldn't You can't beat my eleven year old son,
how about that? Yeah? Yeah, he fucking annihilated him. So anyways,
fuck you, Rick Flair. And last thing here from The Observer,
March twenty nine, nineteen ninety nine. In WC I mean new Scott Steiner
was sentenced to ten days in jail on March seventeenth, in the case where
he hit a Department of Transportation worker in his f his Ford F twenty two
fifty pickup What he's Ford F two fifty pickup drugg he hit, yeah,
Department of Department of Transportation worker with He was also ordered to pay two twenty
five thousand dollars in fines, fees and restitution, and sentence to seven years
probation and two hundred hours of community service. UH Scott Seiner pleaded guilty to
aggravated assault and making terroristic threats. The charge was from an incident in Georgia
where Steiner was driving down a closed exit ramp when worker Paul Casperine told him
the exit was closed. He hit him twice with his pickup drug. I
feel like I've seen a tiktok' sure. So, yeah, that was pretty
fucking nuts. I have never never heard of that. How did he had
seven years probation from ninety nine till what fucking two thousand and six? Yeah?
Yeah, I guess hard time, You know, I agree, that's
what the point It came out of fucking jail and then just started immediately fucking
causing a raucus in w c W man like, that's a different kind of
beasts, a Hurican ranas and and the make belief muscle. Well, there
you go. That is it for the Observer. Now it's time to talk
about Monday Night Raw March fifteenth, nineteen ninety nine. All right, let's
get into raw for the March fifteenth, nineteen ninety nine. Freddy Blastie.
Sorry, this is just I like thisitude. I do too, I too.
Well, we'll get a call it open here big Show has joined the
corporation. Yeah, Paul White's here, He's here. Here, he is
the big Show, Paul White and the Rock. He's a big show,
the big, big, big show, Big Joe, Big big show.
Yeah. So he's like a joke pretty much off the rip here immediately.
Yeah, they just said this's guy. The Rock doesn't like him. He
thinks he's a big, stinky, steaming piece of muggie crap. Who is
this, Rudy Pooh, that's a big show. So the corporation is falling
apart in front of vents, and that the Undertaker is now going to kill
vincer Man in his entire families. Yeah right, Well it's my life and
it's in a box. Oh shit, dude, you're not gonna talk about
Paul White lifting the ring up understandable an day. No, Well, we
start off this raw here with the Rock town Hall. Dude. One of
the first sign I see, well one of the first, because there's a
million. One of the first signs I see is a gigantic sign that all
caps the rock has a big cock, rock tonight just away, and another
one that says I have testicular fortitude. Yeah. Yeah, these signs,
I mean throughout the night. We'll see more and more, but they're pretty
egregious. I don't know where are we at for this raw? Uh?
You know what? Fuck? I usually write it down. I don't San
Jose. Maybe I remembeh San Jose Sharks. So yeah, they're in San
Jose, some of them are, I agree? Is one way to put
him? Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about him. So Rock comes out
with the title holding a n w A style he is the WWF champion at
the time, five hundred dollars shirt. Yeah, he looks good man and
like he's starting to get like super baby face reactions too. So this is
a pretty interesting way to do this angle, especially like you know, in
theory, Rock is to be the you know, top heel here because he's
fighting top baby Face Austin and wrestle me and he we're two weeks out.
The only reason he's a heel here is because he's still fucking events. Other
than that, the people love him, Yeah, they love saying everything with
him, and they they believe in him as champion too. But Austin is
just so fucking over. Doesn't matter, dude. Yeah, he Austin does
legitimately nothing tonight and he's so fucking over, they're like just waiting to see
him, Like they hide him from the whole show until it's time to hit
his music at the end. Yeah. Really, yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, Rock cuts a promo here, and of course he has to sell
this WrestleMania fucking show coming up in two weeks on. If you guys ever
heard of that Rust fifteen it's in Philadelphia, by the way. It's a
horrible, horrible fucking wrestleman like the logos, the logo, Yeah, because
that was the stage that just had the big logo, right. Yeah.
Yeah, there's a there's a sign in the crowd that says we'll work for
vikingin. That's pretty yeah, Okay, that's everyone on the roster right now,
The Rock says, Stone Cold, Steve Austin, you got exactly thirteen
unlucky days before the Rock does what he does best, and that's late,
that'smack it down undercandy. Yes, and he proposes two options. Option number
one, you find the nearest set of train tracks and you kill yourself.
You let your head down on them, and you wait for that old minute
rock Bottom special, go rolling down the line and then wham, that'll ease
Stone Cold's trouble mind. Yeah, dude, lay in front of a train
and die. One of the options ather one. Well, the other option
is you go to WrestleMania and you go one on one with the Great One.
But if you do that one, then the Rock will proceed to kick
your monkey as all of for God's Green art ny. For weeks now,
the Rock has said that he can't trust that five hundred bound bag of monkey
crap Paul White that sticks with Paul White his entire ever. Yes, five
hundred crap. They immediately drabbronium like you said, yeah, like he's just
a bit, he's a bit here, and then he'd like he's never on
his arm far away, is it? Well, No, he's crying,
ship, He's crying. Whether you've hit two thousand, Yeah, you're right,
holy fun. Yeah, Rock says Lasting on Heat that Stone Cold made
it clear that him and Paul White were together. And now the Rock,
says Vince McMahon, the Rock has asked for answers. You bring your rudey,
pooh candy ass down the ramp and you sing that big song of monkey
crap to the Rock. Yeah, you saw asshole, your monkey crab bitch.
So since he does do the if you smell thing, but he tells
the fans to not do it because he's still supposed to be a heels,
there's yeah, this ain't a sing along with the champ, but these people
want to cheer this dude's so fucking bad. They do, and it's because,
like he was just so good. His promos were just good and they
sound and somehow, even though they're not, they're not real sounding in the
least bit, but for some reason, coming out of his fucking mouth,
it sounded real. I don't know. I think that's a lot of things
where like you figure out not your favorite wrestlers, but you can kind of
see it or feel it when you watch some guys like the Rock believed everything.
He said, Yeah, I believed he was this guy, so everything,
even if his ship was fucking absurd, just talking about monkey crap for
the next two hours, like like, you know what, he is a
great promo by the way. Crowd was super into it. Vince ends up
coming out here though, ah, and we get the craziest exchange to start
this off that I think I've ever heard of. You know you go for
you, Okay. Vince comes out, he said, he looks at Rock
and he says monkey crap. The crowd then starts chanting as sh he's super
vinced out and he looks back at Rock. Monkey crap, monkey crapes off.
Crazy is the funniest thing I ever see about, Like monkey monkey crap.
I smell what the Rock is cooking, all right, and it's a
big load. Oh monkey crap, alright, not with the monkey fuck man,
monkey grab monkey grab monkey crab. Vince starts running down. He says,
rocketyed's a fucking reality check. He says, we need his reality check.
Dwyane, Oh my you sho cowboy. Oh no, Vince says after
all I've done for you and what I've done for your family, your dad,
Rocky Johnson, what about your grandfather, the Great High Chief Peter My
Via the Gracie should have been in w W. Unbelievable lineage of people from
Vince the ship Harco faced. Uh was Gracie beat the dog ship out of
him? I don't know what you're talking about. That's like, I've never
thought of that, but I've been loving out of you. You might have
just like unlocked something like no one's ever talked about Bob Holly and sentence.
Yeah, I mean, that's where I disagree. He says he thinks of
Rock like he thinks of his son Shane, which as we find out,
isn't very I wish you would lay on a drink at first. So Vince
says, you know, Paul White is here. He's here to protect the
family, and he'll never be a family member, but that's all right.
He'll do his job and he might not be as quick on the uptake as
you were me, but he'll make sure that belt stays around your waist.
At WrestleMania, and here comes Paul White, not to well well, but
to the goddamn Saint Valentine's Day masker theme Valentine, you know I get this
money. Man. You see the money, you see the shoes. You
know I'm big. You can buy all these things that we were saying.
That's what the song was. Okay, loop Paul White comes out and u
He says, the you mean I'm not as quick on the uptake as you
were ambit fuck you man. You know what I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
You know what I'm thinking. I'm thinking you you bury me for the next
twenty years, he said, being a diaper. Years from now, I'm
still gonna be alive. You're still gonna be here. I'm gonna you're like
ship. I probably do that. Yeah, he will be bald too by
then, and I will book you even here. He has a Netflix show
for you too, buddy. Yeah. But the yeah, you're not on
that time, Yeah, no way, and you're lostening to cash. Yeah.
Well, Paul White says, I'm gonna take one of those big gray
checks that you gave me. I'm gonna catch on his punk ass. I'm
hungry. Have we got to give it for you? So so pretty much
says he's gonna fuck up rock and Vince here, and Vin says, wait
a minute, I'd like to say this, and I just want to say
it once. While Vince is talking, someone is going insane on the laser.
Oliver his feet is a good accuracy, I don't believe because Danger could
never No, he could, fucking Vince says, you were brought here at
a great expense, a huge expense. You've fed fucking free. You were
brought here to do a job and I don't like the tender jobs. Yeah,
yeah, you're a jobbing Oh my god. He said, you keep
catching my checks and you will do exactly what I say, because Vince O
Man always gets his money's worth. He slaps the shit out of Paul White,
and Paul White grips him up crazy styles. Don't you ever get over?
The Rock does not save him. By the way, I like that,
Yes, I did too. That was cool. Vince composes himself and
sets up a tag match for the night because he wants the Corporation to be
on the same side. He wants Rock and Paul White to be on the
same team. So it's going to be the Rock and Paul White taking on
Paul White's opponent of the WrestleMania Mankind and Rocks wanted to WrestleMania God lost in
huge fucking pop proustin you signed the back, said McMahon is a bitch.
There's some dude. Yeah, there's an unbelievable amount of Aldheimer's signs on the
show. Actually, so that's our main event for the night, A good
old, good old a event. Mark had read a book yet I don't
think so. No, it's coming. He's working on he's got the sock,
he's working on the book. He's beginning to Yeah, that's when it
started. Yeah, sure, yeah, I said, that's a good sock.
You should some regularly that combination. So Sable was going to reveal her
Playboy spread tonight. She should spread her all right body out the way.
I got a power saw you trying to build my deck. Watch out,
I got into here. So construction crew comes out to ringside and starts building
some ship right in front of the announced table, like legit, right in
front of it, and you hear it through the rest of the night for
the most part, well halfway through the night, I guess, like,
yeah, the legit. During promos, specifically, they're sawing outside this ring.
It's going everywhere it's fucking noisy as ship. So we have Mankind and
a chef Boyardy overstuffed beef ravioli commercial. I was surprised they kept us in
there. Yeah, of course man on the planes of Africa, one would
find the following James, the herbivore or you know, the plan eater,
the carnivore or the meatia eater or the boyard a board known as man.
Now, come on, Mankind got all the juice on his shirt. And
if it's not, if it's not the beach on the beach with the jerk
on the beach with the revel I was thinking about that. No, no,
no, no, I would it never made like a jobber called like
dog boyar d. I would have made ship boy James. We have the
chance to do the funniest thing ever. That's that's actually christagious Chris. We
get we get a Chris chef boy and the sponsorship. Oh my god,
god, damn that boyd that like work. Yeah, it comes to all
the juice there. Did they ever do rv D boy or d commercial?
I don't know that was he does his finisher the joker driver, Sorry,
there's no joker just does that that's awesome. Yeah, ye, spend the
night. Bob Holly should be there. I would have really went at that.
I don't know, like you know, like especially if he's got like
if he's already got the juice, like where people are like, let's go
do it. Just you know, we brought it just at creditble right,
beat his ass, get the fucking sauce on him. So we come back
to the arena. Jerry Lawler. Ah, he's wondering what the they're building.
Yeah, So fucking Lawler goes up from the announced table with a microphone.
He says, guys, what the fun are you doing? But the
microphone is fucked up during this, so like you get like the back end
of the conversation talking and then you just hear the guy saying trying to build
a build and Lawa says, what are you building? And he's just building.
We're hired to do a job. Yeah, get out bang yeah,
man, smelling like ship, get out of here. So we have Sorry,
it's good. So we got road Dog versus Valve Venus first match here
Icy title match two of the Goods. Road Dog give Road much standing.
Kyle is tightens wrong, that's right, he does that's pretty there's AlwaysOn Kyle
is the ones saying, uh, you know has been to call somebody said
that, but that's cool though, Yeah, that is cool. It should
have Kenny. And then it's just like that would have been funny, like
we gotta go back and top and tell that guy good. So last night
on Heat, val Venus Penrod Dog in attacking match dude with a in less
than a minute with a bridging German suplex. Yeah he's coming up, Valvenus.
Yeah, and road Dog goes through his speech and he says, uh,
as soon as I get done whooping this guy with the big cox ass
champion in the world. Yeah, he decided that I'm gonna make this as
hard as possible for everyone attendants to follow it or stay along with me.
Why do you say that, ship man, I don't know it was a
Vince fighter, you gotta, I don't care what you say, just talking
about his fucking dick. I will all right, I got you. So
Valvenus comes out. There are five guys in the crowd with Venus Effort on
their chest. You guys need to be arrested immediately. And then yeah,
Valvenus, I'm not gonna let you say, because you say it's too good.
You're looking for some fresh meat to jump on the big Valposki. We'll
put y'all in a freeding frenzy. Hey, ladies, so this is the
home of the San Jose Sharks. That's what that's right, Yes, saying
no riz on this, dude. You cannot engage the ladies and then talk
about the loan Venus big penis no riz Hey. You can't have everything right,
Tony, shut the fuck wile. I said that Venus was gonna win
this match in less than three minutes, dude, he says, vell what
is it three? He's like, three what minutes? Get to the rig
inches, get to the ring. So Venus hits a spinebuster, elbow drop,
misses the money, shut off the top for the cutoff. Road Dog
hits the shake, Rattle n'roll, come back here, quick match, of
course, because it's got to be under three. I think you know what's
funny is that, Uh you know road Dog? You know his story,
never had a match that I really remember, But what I do remember are
his moves. And I was like, yeah, you know, why do
I remember these moves, dude? The moves I remember the most are the
ones with theatrics. Yeah, he's fucking somebody's ass. Any move with theatrics.
I remember forever him fucking you the ass, dude. Yeah, dude,
eight round on a roll with theatrics. Fucking uh the theatrics really and
pomp pandle slam with ass fucking theatrics is what I wrote down here. Video
games helped too with that, sure, Yeah, yeah, I guess I
think that because they get their own animations. Oh god, you know what
they have to write because if you're missing that ship, well, no,
they don't have to I tell you that. Over the years, Yeah,
I guess you're right. Yeah, but that's why Bookchi is one of my
favorites, because he had theatrics for almost everything. Yeah. His stuff is
super ya. Yeah, yeah, you're right. There's another thing I wanted
to point out here. Front row had the boys in the front row,
like you know, doing moves and spots, dude. Yeah, And I
think that's when wrestling died, is when the boys stopped doing that in the
front row. Yeah. The one where they're doing the fucking torture rack is
the best one I've ever seen. That is we got his whole friend out
there. That's crazy. Yeah, dude, that is fucking awesome. So
Venus tries to use the ropes to win, but uh, referee Tim White
saw it and doesn't count it. Fuck, and then road Dog rolls them
up with the two. I was like, oh shit, wait a minute.
Venus gets the butterfly suplex for two. I said, wait a minute,
they're cooking a little bit here, dude. I was there a couple
two point are a little hot. I was like, shit, all right,
and then they blew the finish, So blow the finish, but it
was uninspired. His Dog gets a DDT for the three and wins the Icy
title. Yeah, why, I thought so. I thought this was a
well put together short match, like like a lot of times, a lot
of guys like you. Yeah, shorter matches like this, they get fucking
flustered and they take it his disrespect blah blah blah. Yeah. I thought
it was a well put together short match, like big moves back and forth.
Uh. They even had some near falls in there. Use the ref
uh so they could get through the near falls and fall season. All that
and the finish were super inspired. I assumed that they were told take this
ship the fuck home now, he said, come on, we gotta show
you this fucking meandering Big Show and Rock arguing backstage thing. We have to
embarrass the Big Show. Hurry up, he's gotta cry now. It was
the match, all right. He's spicing with DVT new Interconinal champion. Two
weeks before WrestleMania, Billy Gunner runs out here like a fucking house of fire
and does the most insane aggressive croad shop in the war that Valvenus. If
fucking May Young did this, she would die. Yeah, well aalk good.
We got her coming out later. So the Rock and Big Show are
arguing about tagging tonight and are phrase monkey asses. That's what you're talking atah,
I, that's right, Yeah, Yeah, that's the right. Yeah,
he'll slap the taste out of his mouth. That's the one you're talking.
Yeah, that's right. There's another one out there too. It's pretty
crazy. Candy Ass Front two thousand and nine. You can probably, I
don't know. The Rock was saying this a lot in ninety nine. He
so the whole year, slapped the taste out of your mouth, as long
as the day is long. He got flustered at the end. There he
was losing it. So we go backstage some more. Here road Dog is
being interviewed by Lucas. He's with DJ. Lucas congratulates road Dog and Roads
says, thanks Lucas, your Doad's interview, jack ass, get the fuck
out of your bitch, and yeah, the d O double G is the
new I C C H A M P. I can't spell know what hell
that means? That good? Oh, that means I'm the icy Champ and
I'm coming after that belt. Next he was talking about rock I guess he
said, Rocky my villa. Yeah, you know whatever, Dwayne, Rocky
my via is. This guy was brought to you by chefs, g X
Drive Hard and WWF the music Volume three and a huge fucking power saw Ye
dude through Shane's entrance while Shane talks, and of course Shane talks just like
the rock I'll make this short and sweet. X P A C. I
know you're back there, Uh taking you on a wrestle an he will be
easy as one two three kid? Get it? You understand what this is?
A shaving man handicap match. He's they announced a little earlier in the
evening and he's going to announce who he is facing here tonight to show x
POC that he is a fighting European champion and he's better than he thinks he
is. He's going to take on two former w F Tag team champions.
The Legion of Doom sounds like damn. I thought. I was like wow.
First of all, that's crazy that she's about to beat the Leason.
Yeah. I was like wow. I was like, wow, I don't
know these guys. Yeah, but it is. It is, of course,
the Legion of Doom, Animal and Hawk, and they look a lot
like Gerald Briscoe and Pat Patterson for some reason. But I must just be
that's yeah, l Ed's music hits. Patterson and Briscot come out dressed as
l O ED. Is that what it is? I thought that was just
the l O D What the fuck? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know
if you knew that or not. Yeah, it's like Santa. I just
told you about Santa right then, Dude, I just watched this entirely different
than Wait, what's wrong with Santa? Comes over? Often? No,
No, he doesn't know he does it love a god, he does.
What the fuck? Ever, So, Patterson and Briscoe are out here,
and uh, you know what, I thought this was going to be real
quick whatever. I guess. Uh. For whatever reason, they decided to
work a whole match. Take it home, my son needs as. I
thought they were going to try to go for the goddamn Doomsday. That would
have been fucking wyeah. But yeah, dude, right off the rip here
they run a goddamn international with a drop kick. I was like, what
is happening? It was fucking Patterson run the road. I was happening here
right now, dude. The idea of them being Legion of Doom and getting
so into the character they just start beating shades h That's awesome, awesome.
Yeah. During the match, Cole says, you know what the fuck is
going on in front of us? Because Vince is out there. By the
way, Vince's had commentary, Vince's I could care less as as long as
it doesn't involve me at a lot of salt dust around here though. That's
right that this is where I saw the McMahon's a bit sign during this man
walking around with it. There's some other good signs here too. I saw
mister Sacho. I just want to say that mister Sacho with a drawing of
some dude's crotch. It's just like a lie. It was like you,
it's the craziest second of every figure. And then there was another good that
said Table four sixty nine, like the h Francines gamer, don't see that,
you're fired, Like I love it. Whoever makes more money gets to
have to sign. Oh yeah, fair enough, sorry, alright, so
International here. Shane then gives fucking Gerald Brisco arm drags. This is fucking
crazy. They're good army still they were good. They're pretty good. Yeah,
I mean yeah, I mean the International was rock solid as I did.
All right, passes, ready for another run. So Shane HiT's a
bike, slam on Gerald Brisco, then hits the fucking dog shit out of
Patterson. I love that, Shane Potato. At some point, dude,
Shane never learned how to strike. Twenty years later, still never learn what
I said. He said, Yeah, you gotta like punch a wall,
you know, and like whenever you don't hit it, that's when you know
you have good budget. I know that shit. I'm gonna jump on some
ship. I'm gonna goot to this glass. On commentary, Vince is talking
about Shane's friends, which I assume are This was supposed to be like who
was in the Mean Street Austi originally until they changed some things. This is
who, Vince says, Shane's friends Rod Lionheart, Pete Gas, Willie Green
and Billy P. Billy Billy P. Billy P's motherfucking goat. Shane hits
Bronco busters on both these guys, obviously. Yeah, that's that's what it
shows Triple A Xbox backstage, and Xbox is like super pissed off he's the
Bronco Buster. But I think he was also pissed off because the SIMS was
Audi this ship. So shaneh then his the back elbow on Brisco, hits
both of them with the uh the European Championship, which he is because they
started working for real, and he said, all right, that's it.
They're on the same team. Yeah, ref does it seem to care?
Oh yeah, okay, that's also true. He just fucking does it.
Yeah. Well, I mean if you just qualified him, you're fired.
That is that how it was explained later too, in the other deck.
I don't think so there's a funnier for that one. Actually, Shane has
both about double pins both of them, and then Vince and Shane celebrate on
the outside. Yeah that's that's fucking what a great win for Shane. But
sadly, dude, I can't stop thinking about Baston and Brisco as l D
doing the Tuesday I yeah, fun, Well, all great things must come
to an end here because on the tron it shows the outside of Vince's house.
An Undertaker's voice can be heard as a mcmaron, do you know where
I am? No? The lights are on multiple yeah for all my wives.
Nobody's home yet, but she's coming home his inchie, Vince. And
when she does, guess who will be waiting wife Stephanie. Of course I'm
talking about Oh shit, Oh no, that's bad all right, Yeah,
so the ministers here your thoughts. So it's everyone but Midian from the Ministry.
By the way, because Midian has an announced match on this show.
He's in a steel cage Hard Times Magic against the Big boss Man. They
have viscera at this house. Viscera at the house. Undertaker, the Brood
and the Brood start just like fucking dry humping the windows and the bushes and
shaped it that. Yet, bro he doesn't know that about that. They
know Stephanie and Linda aren't home. They're looking through the windows and sucking them.
Nobody solved. The bride's looking inside for somebody like the takers all the
way that doesn't know or he's only in the nose they're not home, and
just tells them keep talking with them, good ship, because you have Rod
McMahon's in there, Billy Pizza around, check out the street. I peak
gas, get him hard because I beat the funk out of dog. I
beat the dog. So Vince, of course, next up here is one
he can't leave for all right, this is his show, all right,
he's not leaving. He has a big man event. Could he could just
leave the show? I mean, there's the matches are all booked. I
mean, there's nobody home. You got forty houses yet, So Vince calls
the security company. I guess with the police, one of the two.
I think security security first. Yeah, and yeah, they're not they're they're
not at the house. They're not even checking in on the house. They
haven't even they're just standing outside the house. They can't do anything. They
could just they can just protest your house, man, I mean, what
do you want commentary? Uh? Then mentions that they've built this thing here
in front of them, it's now has a cloth over it, and they
don't know what it is. How the fuck do you not know what it
is? Especially when we see what it actually is. They put the big
cloth in front of him as they so. Tiger Ali Singh paid a fan
five hundred dollars last week to make fun of j R. You know who
that fan was, and it was a fucking Ferrara doing the Oklahoma. Yeah,
unbelievable. I couldn't believe it. So then, of course the next
step here is to have Scott and de Steve Williams come in and give fra
a Jerviy plex. This is fucking crazy that they must have fucking geed him
up before he went out there, that he should kill Edver because he does
probably protect the biz. Yeah you have to. Yeah, he legit dumps
ed Farrara on his head. I legit. I don't understand how unless he
did. I don't know how Ed Farrard doesn't break his neck there. Oh
yeah, I actually never looked into it. It's crazy. I don't think
I'm not gonna we do not get good again. Never. Uh. And
then he doctor bombs Tiger Ali Singh if Doctor Death came to w w F
at this time and UH was healthy and wasn't knocked the funk out, I
think that uh he would have changed a lot of people's possession of wrestling because
like one batjot driver on his bucket show and everybody does, I think it
had to be the knockout that did it. Like JR. Could have fought
tooth and nail, but after he got knocked out on fucking he's also just
bumped out. He was bumped out. Yeah, sure, but fucking you
know, you got damn undertakers about to be cardinal off in an ambulance for
how fucked up his ship isn't? Yeah? Yeah, regularly, hey ladies.
So they revealed the construction job and it is of course revealed to be
j R's commentary booth for him and Doctor Death. Yeah, it's a little
j R table as a j R is raw logo on it, and j
R looks back and he says, you want to join the first team King
or you want to ship back there with the boy was like that, Yeah,
Lola says, you built your own table, Jose, that's right,
I got a bonner. J That's right. I had it done, and
I can't believe some of the dude for the the whole time Jar's out here
because JR is getting chance like people like j but he's supposed to be a
heel. Well I mean, because you know, he came out, he
came out the bell's palsy thing, and people are like, oh damn,
you know, like he's a he's a warrior for coming back in wanting to
still do this ship. Anyways, I don't think liked JR at all.
I don't think like JR. I don't think either. I think many people
in the wrestling business historically the w c W wherever, like Jail. I
don't know what the deal was there. I don't know either, man,
I don't know either. But he says, uh, I can't believe some
of these people booed me when I came out here. They treat me like
you sometimes, king, But they cheered him. They cheered him the whole
way. Oh yeah, they really did. So now we have Jeff,
Jared and Owen Hart, the w i F Tag Team champions, putting their
titles on the line against the public enemy. Question number one, why the
fun is a public interviewer and how did they get here. So you know,
he said he was hot, Bro said he was hot, and they
already w W at this point, then they already have that run. They
already had the run. Yeah, look, man, you know I'm gonna,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna give respect to Public Enemy's good. That's okay,
m they made way more money in the wrestling business they had any right
ever making. They are overachievers. Yeah, man, you're right. That's
the best way to put it. They are the best. They are the
biggest overachievers in the history. Yeah, you know, and that and you
know what, that's PAULI I mean, like that's Paul. Sure that that
was a Pauly project. And I would I would watch them one hundred times
over compared to the Nasty Boys though, Yeah, man, yeah, you're
right. But some could say maybe they were just the nasty boys with tables.
Hey, you're probably right, probably weren't fucking I don't know, it's
smelly, annoying. So the Public Enemy's whole angle here is that everyone fucking
hates them, The whole company hates col On Commentary says there are rumors circulating
in the locker room that WWF superstars don't want Public Enemy here because of where
Public Enemy used to work, which was w W E c W assumed to
extremely crabby wrestling organ Yeah to extremely crappy fits okay, cool. So they
show a backstage earlier today of Kevin Kelly asking the Public Enemy about getting tag
title shots, and Rock a Rock says, if they want to throw us
a bone, that's great, but we don't want anything handed to us,
and the Public Enemy will earn its respect in the WBF. I guess the
gimmick is they're getting tag shots because everyone hates them and management wants to show
that they don't hate Yeah, right, they want them to, uh yeah,
show that they want them here. This feels very inside. It does.
It's incredibly inside. I can only imagine right this one probably Oklahoma and
wrote this. So yeah. They immediately set Jared up on a table on
the outside and go to jump off the top onto him, but Owen crotches
him off the top, so they don't do it. Johnny Grune punches Owen
in the corner for some reason. The ref was very pissed about this,
so the angle also is the referee is also one of the people that hate
public un oh, great. Which is the finish happens? How it does?
Yeah, he punches them. Everything's very legal here. He gets to
punch him in the corner. The rest like you shut up a pitch get
pulls them off the corner. Yeah, you're right. The rep spins them
around and Jared fucking guitars them right in the fucking head. The rest is
a DQ that should be a DQ. Owen Hart does a splash off the
top and they just win and then that's it, fucking man, goodbye.
I mean that is that's kind of a fun angle though. I mean,
obviously it's for real and they get fired for real. But like, isn't
somebody that like they didn't really hate problem with stuff like that? I think
is like it always turns into a shoot. It always. It's just difficult
week after a week to likes, and they're gonna play it up like that
every week, every single week. It's just difficult the whole match. By
the way, j R And Muchael Cole are talking over one another because j
I is just trying to do commentary and ignore d airways. So we go
back saying Shane and Vince are on the phone. The police will not go
to Vince's house because they think it is a plug the city stunt, the
road there. Goddamn dude, listen, use all that energy for the patreons.
I understand, I respect it. They're on the phone with the sergeant
of course, sergeant, oh yeah, that was back it down. Vince
gets on the phone and then says, this is a tragedy. The undertakers
come to my home, you know where I live. I've sent guards over
there and they won't go, and they're afraid to death, and you know,
I need you to go over there. And Vince listening, and he
says, publicity stunt. This isn't a publicity stunt. My family's in trouble.
You're watching me on TV. The police do not believe that. So
this is how they're trying to make you think that this is real, that
Vince. The police are acknowledging that Vince is on TV making this phone call
right now, so they think it's fake. But it's actually real. There's
stuff on the show that's fake. But the Vince Home engage because wrestling is
real, you know, so well, not all of it, just this
part. Well, go to commercial comes back and Shane tells Vince that he
can call the posse, he can call or his buddy Billy P. Billy
P, jim me, Billy P. Who the fuck are these guys?
Is gonna be Billy P. I don't know. It doesn't turn out to
be fucking anybody. It's to be just incredible, No ship, Billy dude.
Yeah, they go. They come back from commercial and it's legit the
same exact room too. Yeah, yeah, just straight right back in the
mix. Here the phone rings, Shane answers it, and he says it's
him. Oh fuck, And that's when you hear Scott Steyer's voice because he
is him. Ain't that right? No, Taker, it's actually Taker,
if you can believe it. Vince takes the phone and and puts the phone
down, and Vince says, you know what he said. He said,
it's almost ten o'clock to I know where my family is. And Shane says,
son, up a bitch, they're not home. Everybody's fine, they're
not home. They're not home, and I'm waiting for him. Just go
get them find him. I just call him. Hey, Hey, it's
Undertaker. I'll work for you at So there was a cage here. You
mentioned it earlier. About the Midian and Big boss Man match and it's lowered,
and I could not believe what I was hearing. Midian and Big boss
Man in the goddamn hard Time steel cage match. That's a legendary feud,
don't you remembering, asshole. So Vince has a meeting with the corporation and
they just say yaba yabi ya ya yabi ya yaba Vince as a plan,
he's, you know, there's something that he wants them to do in boss
Man's match, and then they huddle up and go, yeab, that's happened.
So Mankind is sitting in a shark's mouth and he's talking to mister Soko
and he says that he's going to give him a bath with Paul White saliva
because he's a stinky sog. You have a filthy little sock, aren't you
juice all over him? Yeah? Like that, you fat fucking sock.
Why do they never do that? Yeah? Like like stick the sock and
boy r D Like I guess they never sponded that much money? Yeah,
man, why did they stick it up as fucking the biggest wrestling? What
if that's out there? What they stuck that that socking boy. All right,
the industry would be different there, there would have been no book different.
I don't even know what. Yeah, we should do. It's one
of the things that people should be asking on the next episode. Everyone should
be asking. So j R is putting over a WrestleMania and uh, you
know, j R Is fucking talking all over the place talking, I'm trying
to do my work here. And then we have the Midian and Big Bossman
hard times steel cage match. Yeah what match? Slobnok are written all over
so Midian fun goats as everyone knows. It's one of those gimbick characters notorious
arc videan Cole says, we can assume Midian is here by himself because the
rest of the ministry is outside vincick Man's home, and Jerry says, bored,
that's a good deduction right now, you show him on videotape. Anyway,
this is a sober Knocker marriage. I guess I never put two and
two together here that the trust is on the top of the steel cage so
they can lower it and bring it back up. Okay, I didn't know
that at all, and you just blew my mind. Yeah, dude,
I was like a mark, and I just thought they put it there so
they could jump off it. I did too, right now. Yeah yeah,
I was like, oh, yeah, this is like the old steel
cage. And I was like, wow, the old one. Huh.
Yeah. So I was like, trust, it's because they can attach the
fucking cables to the trust. Yeah that makes sense. Dude, Wait,
that's all you have to do. Yeah I know that. I agree,
that's too. Yeah. I was like, I don't know how we do
this. Yeah, someone's fucking gotta know. So Boss made immediately bust Media's
mouth open with a chain. Yeah. That was fucking crazy. And they
piss and ship around for a minute until the corporation comes video and Big Posit
artives docge shipping around. They spend the next fucking two years in w CW
doing this exact fucking match. Every match is a gimmick, no like the
Russo book and ship a hard time steel cage and it's like two seconds in
an angle. Fuck you why even tune in? Why even bother paying the
money to set this fucking cage up? Man, Yeah, you're right as
normal. They do that to the tenth degree in w CW. Forever they
do they build triple cages bi weekly to do an angle just to throw Canning
off it again. The only way to win a hard time still cage match.
By the way, for those of you that need to know, UH
is a Thankfully there's one match that's the story. The boss Man has to
find out. So the corporation comes down and uh, they all just fucking
walk straight into the fucking cage and Midian's ass. They kicked the ship out
of here. The cage gimmick is fucking dead. This is dead, like
the referees just let him. On commentary, Cole says, we got some
problems here, and Lala says I can't see because I doctor death here and
Cole says, well, I got a big cowboy hat my way, and
Jr. Says you're gonna have a big cowboy boot in your ass if you
don't shut up dog walk talking about a hat. Bobby Jr's fucking attacking,
so Viz Fitz calls out the Undertaker. I got your boy, I got
your boy. You see, he's your eye, he's your eyes. I'm
gonna make sure he can't see out of those and I want to give the
corporation talking about I was like his eyes to me, video is just a
good fucker. I was. I don't know what he's talking about. He
got wears the eye shirt, he's got got the eyeballs. Yeah, he
says, I got your boy blood for blood, Taker, I'll kill you.
I want to give the corporation the word to destroy him, dude,
and then somehow the Undertaker responds in real time on the screen. How is
this happening, dude? You're right, it doesn't make any satellite set up.
They're watching through the McMahon windows. They got the Nielsen box, are
trying to butt ratings. Stop watching. It's just kind of cook it.
This is awesome, crazy, Get the off that. Yeah, so they
got satellite set up here. I guess they're also watching the show, so
they don't call in through the satellite drawn. I lost in a lot of
parts there that nobody's home. They're looking in the house and now they are
watching the TV. Vince Vince Vince is in. I got your boy,
I'll kill video right now. Taker calls in through the satellite tron and says,
look, man, he goats the world. The better flights not him
anyways, You kill me, take you what I kill him said about I'll
kill him the technology we got anywhere in the world. I'll do everything want,
man, I do whatever I want. I say whatever I want.
All right, that's Vince has no response to that. By the way,
no response. He the taker says, yeah, dude, he would die
for me. You should kill him. All these I don't give a fuck.
And then a car pulls up outside of Vince's house and then the camera
scrambles. I don't understand how the camera scrambled. Who's filming? Why is
it's not a video? He's answering in real time military technology? Who's filming
this videos? I Stephanie whatever Billy pan to build this median built the technology.
So uh yeah, man, there you go take her. Uh yeah.
He's still at the house. He's tapped in all he is so tapped,
he's too tapp dead. So Shane and Vince are using the phone,
uh to call someone anyways, Jerry, you went to the Playboy man?
Okay, So wait, who were were they calling? Because I thought they
were calling Vince's house? O NASA. I don't know what kind of technology
they got, but they're gonna figure this out. Man. They're tapping the
satellites and space and ship in saying that there's no answer. Vince Hays keep
dialing, and then Vince says, come on, get him on the phone.
So either they're calling the Vince house that they know nobody's at, or
they're calling directly to the undertake. He said, see, I think they
call the Vince's house. But then they also say something. I don't know
if it's here or later, but they say some of the cell phone.
So they try to reach on them self, like the car phone or the
car phone yea, So they're trying to do something. They're trying to get
in contact. Hers has a car phone. You probably call him. I
mean you got hired, answered, I know that way, I may keep
paying this bill. Answer shaded that calling NASA, like, you never gonna
believe this ship. So can y'all tell me how you got outside of my
house. I don't even have that ship. No, anyways, I'm gonna
kill many of the eye Jerry, you went to Playboy mansion, right,
That's all I hear when I see this whole segment. This is a long
ass segment too. Yeah, this is good, dude. Yes, it's
Lawler in the fucking playboy mansion and a security guard drag Yeah, big weird
bastard screwty guard drags loll off the sable and says, excuse me the sable.
This man says he knows you, says, yeah, yeah, he
knows me. I said, Oh, mister mcmillier's about this. Ah,
this guy man, I don't know, man, like on the trunk right
then there's a home basion happening, and then it's like you have to go
to the bathroom and you come back. Now I'm drinking off Lawler's avation.
Oh yeah, yeah, he's trying to loation up the fucking play girls and
he's wishing for a goddamn wife. And Hugh Hefner walks up and he's fucking
macking on table. Crazy. I don't understand any of this, ship man.
I've never understood that you have to play boy. I don't get it,
dude, I don't. I mean, he's just money. I guess,
I don't know. Maybe he's packing. I don't know, dude.
You havener got the playboy manton that he walks around in this it's got to
be a two outside. You got a fucking velvet robe on and so He's
just like very nice to these women. He's Al Wilson. They just want
his money. Bro old old and I got an old old balls are Myers,
that's art the clown r Myers. He turns into Yeah. So Jerry
Lawler is there and uh yeah. He drops a bunch of coins in a
well and he says he wants a pleaser, not a teaser. And then
Sable takes Jerry to the grotto and Jerry jumps with the fucking water and starts
fucking touching ass. Yeah, and then he pops up out of it and
he says uh. And then they kick him out and he says, I've
been kicked out of better places than this, and I got what I came
for anyway, and it was the Sable Playboy. So we go from home
Invasion to Jerry Lawler in the ring telling Sable to come out here to spread
her cheeks. Yeah, well she doesn't, So Sable Sables here to show
her pussy lips then, and then reintroduces herself on the screen. I guess,
yeah, fucking yeah, she says, introduced in the Sexiest Woman to
evergreens the pages of Playboy, Sable, you are Sables. So uh it
shows Yeah, well that shows all the censored shots on the tron. Dude.
They the crowd pops when they realize they're seeing it, and then they
start booing when they realize it's covered up. Yeah what the fuck? Sable?
Yeah, all right in the magazine, was not on the tron.
Correct. Yeah. I always turned the camera around and say, look,
thrown him at the crowd, you sole. Uh. Sable has her censor
shots on the tron and says, all right, no more freebies. If
you want to see me, they're gonna have to fuck uh. And then
seven hundred thousand people tuned into w W Crazy. So Tory comes out here,
Tory t R. I just correct DX Tory, and she says that,
uh, well they can see me for free, and for some reason
she's locked into a goofy eye older scrolls conversation voice. Okay, yes,
dude, legit. Two things I wrote down here. I said, this
is either a promo segment that was directed by Linda McMahon because it's her exag
caateds or it's a I generated for real. Yeah, yeah, she was
because saying it could have been dubbed. I started to second gainst me though,
yeah, I started thinking like she was just moving her mouth to the
words or whatever. Like her voice. Yeah, it's her voice, but
that's how fucking fake it felt. So yes, yeah it was fucked up.
Yeah, it was fucking insane. Yeah. So she says same was
just a woman and she is not better than her. She show her pussy
and boobs for free, and that's why regular match at WrestleMania that takes off
her dress and reveals her broad panties. None of this makes any sense.
I don't know what's going on. Drop Sam's gonna drop a bomb on her?
Yeah, do it? Do it? Okay, Yeah, I don't
Anyways, Undertakers at Vince's house. Yeah, he's pulverizing. I don't care
about that. So the police finally arrived to Vince's home and uh, in
the end, they see nothing is happening. So the same cameraman that was
filming and sending the feed back to the tron that Undertaker was talking through is
watching this cop. Now the cop can't see this camera. I assume he
could. He walked right by it. Okay, So yeah, the cop
walks around with the flash slighties walks up to the front door. He knocks
on it, no answer, as we know, nobody is home. We've
known this all night and then he leaves. Yeah, all right, didn't
ask the camera man, He didn't interview him, didn't ask the cameraman.
Also, let's say the camera and he didn't know was there. He said
he was watching the show, so he saw the footage of the ministry outside
this house at one point. Oh shit, yeah, you're right, he
did see it. Is he in kudes? Well after he talked to Vince,
you know, and he said it's a speed Well, Lawler says here,
well, you know, there's always something happening in the mean streets?
Are grittich The cut straight goddamn video package of the mean street possible, the
Green Machine, Mac Daddy, the kid Pete. Guess you can't all this?
It was. This is the craziest. This is so crazy because it's
a whole ass video package with like interviews, sit down and all that.
It just cuts the commercial right in the middle of them talking. Yeah,
they tell some crazy stories here. Willy Green says that there was four people.
That's four sides. No one can penetrate us because there's fur people in
the street. Positive Willie Green Willie Green. You can't see by the way,
he's uh anonymous for some reason, he's unlike he's unlocked character. At
a point, it's just the real world. That's all it is. The
real world. Oh is that what it is? Based on the real world?
I said, yeah, you know they have the text at the bottom
of world text. Yeah, yeah, that's all it is. Willy Green
says. One night, we're in the bathroom taking a leak, and this
guy was saying how tough he was, and he punches his hand throw a
balsalm wood door, and Willy Willy says, he brok a beer bottle over
his own head and he ate the glassy Green. Rodney says. A guy
comes out and says, you got an atue problem, and he says,
and I say, yes I do. Oh no, sorry, Willy Green
says this. I apologize. I don't want to give the wrong India says.
A guy comes down and says, you got an attue problem, and
I say yes, I do because I'm Willy Green, and the guy punches
me in the face. Worked out, Rodney says, So now there's twenty
guys on too. I'm getting my fucking ass kicked. I go Mac,
I need help, and then Shane McMann comes out around and attacks everybody.
Boom crash right through the window and we went because you can't beat us.
Yeah, they keeps telling more of the story and then he just goes to
commercial. Man. Yeah, this sh it's sucks as so w W WrestleMania
fifteen is brought to you by Crispy Eminem's. Dude, you should get those.
Those are good, man, Yeah, I should get that, Tony
my fucking peanut ones though. That's crazy, man, I was hoping to
have those a month later when I come back. I'll put another one there,
all right, No, I don't, you can keep them. Actually
I want to do it. I'll buy something eat him in front of you.
That's crazy me, Willie Green, Billy p that you want to do
that to me. I'm like, that's just fight forever fucking called him.
So Billy Gunn versus Hardcore Holly for the hardcore titles on the line. Yeah,
Billy Gunn does the road Dog intro up, what the hell was it
was? Kurse Tony? You didn't know that was fucked up? He's not
supposed to do that, and then he does like a talking part to the
ring, but they lower his mic so Michael Cole can advertise the man that's
awesome. Fuck up, bitch, I don't give me this part. Actually
pretty crazy? How much like just turning the mic down, Like if you
did, if they didn't feed it in, you would not be able to
hear anything on this microphone. No, I don't know how they micd the
arena, but it's pretty crazy. It is fucking it's probably it's out of
my goddamn budget, I'll tell you that much. Yeah, harm set so
hardcore. Holly says, I'm sorry. Billy Gunn says hardcore Holly, come
on down because I'm fixing to make you fame ass because that's his fucking move.
Dude, dude. Yeah, and then they go on to have the
most iconic match I've ever seen. This is This is awesome. This is
this is actually like a fantastic match. It's awesome with spots Jr. And
Cole are talking over each other year time they go to the outside. One
guy in the crosshair, you see dope, You see dope. Okay,
he's not like exaggerating one guy, but you can hear it like right in
the camera. Billy Gunn grabs a chair and goes to using a hardcore holly.
Uh. Somehow Holly hits a running something or another. What the fuck
was that? I don't know, but he fucking braided his ship with that.
I was like, that was like a face plant thing. That was
like it supposed to be like a bulldog, but then it turned into something
else, a hair whipped thing. Yeah, like the team is doing a
lot in a couple of years. Yeah, that should do it on chairs.
Whateverybody did. Actually, whatever you would have called this, it was
sweet. I like this Harcoholly. Then of course smashes a mug of juice.
Why do ye call? Says he smashed a mugg of juice across the
head. And that's not a muggy juice, son, that's hard stuff.
Yeah, dude, he fucking hits him right in the face with it,
but no blood blood is it? Disintegrade? Dude? The mugga juice,
the beg, the bell guys got a mugga juice. So guy, did
you like you go? Son of a b a muggled juice. That's how
I know I'll start knowing him as the guy to he likes my buget juice
headshots, Billy go with a chair uh, and then some of the face.
I could believe this, especially in nineteen nine Billy Gun kicked out of
a mugged juice to the head and I can't shot then share it. It
was hot. It was a good two point nine, so good dude hard
then argues with the ref and then Billy Corral and mother Evan bomps up straight
the fucking hell, dude, I don't know if this was like just miss
timed or if this can't be what it was meant to be. There is
a fucking table that's like a foot from the ring. Somehow Billy gunn fucking
mother bomb Pressley, I'm saying, into the crack between the ring and fucking
missing the table completely does as motherfucker bro yeah does backwards. He fucking crashes
off the little j R. Announced table that bitch is not gimmicked. You
broke. I couldn't believe what I was fucking seen. I thought that he
broke his leg on that or something. I was like, the neck,
Yeah, that was crazy, man, what an inspired like that was awesome?
He was this is full dude, full scent to like no hesitation,
like he even check on him or nothing. He did his life at all.
No, that he picked my sends for a voice you're talking about just
doesn't know. That's crazy, dude. This is the girls match of all
time. I think that's awesome. This was like, this was a good,
good fucking match. Like Billy gout hits the famouser and he wins the
title. Billy did not give a ship. He just picks him up,
throws back in the ring and it's the Famous on a chair and wins,
just wins the title. Yeah, wow, dude, I thought I swore
that Doctor Death was gonna come in and fuck these dudes up after for fucking
up Jr's table. He probably was until he saw his bid die right he
said, I wanted I gotta Jr. Has thrown pieces of his table down
on the floor. He's fucking pissed, he's not not happy, and Doctor
Death's standing there in his shirt and his shirt a lot of make it here,
you gotta go. You got like Bob right there at that moment,
you just don't got it, like yeah, yeah, I mean he's gonna
make you fame. Ask and that dich doctor dam That was that was you
know, we watched a lot of these ships, and uh, that's probably
one of the best matches I've ever seen. I'll never forget full cent Mother
and bab. Yeah, they went up there and like you know, and
like Hark probably could have been a bitch about this because I'm pretty sure he
was supposed to face Alston as singles at that WrestleMania and I'm pretty sure they
just threw Billy gun in there. Yeah, you're probably have been a real
bitch about it. But like he's like, no, kill me for real,
if kill me, It's like, yeah, so yeah, that's fucking
dude, I believe you know what, man, I'm convinced that's what happened.
Yeah, I definitely does. So we go backstage, Vince is on
the phone with the police. He said, get your gun out, kill
kill especially. Vince says the police didn't see anything when they were there.
We also saw that, and Vince saw it too, because it's on the
fucking screen, dude. And then somehow Undertaker comes on the little screen in
the room on he's NASA tapped into the little monitor's specifically, this is David
play Street Magic. What hell jesus, Yeah, he's a listener. McMahon
screens. Don't you have audio? They legit lean forward to get closer to
the monitor too. Like listen to it, listener McMahon, law enforcement's finest.
I can see where we can't be found. It's not like you out
or anything. Dude. Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about?
Who is holding his camera? Willy Green or whatever? Man, Now that
annoying little interruption is done, it's time to get back to business man.
No, no, it's not drawing. Awesome, we just watched all your
TV. I missed it because was watching a Hooven. Dude, manage you
didn't. You can kill Midian for him, kill my boy Midion about it.
I love the idea of having someone in your group that like everyone just
wants to get there. They just want to kick this guy's ass every time,
and they don't care if he does. Yeah, like yeah he killed
me. Yeah, I love it. I love that kill me like he
just dies him. He's like, no, I couldn't. He's just there
for as the first defense. That's awesome line defense Median is this only works
and like indio b for like a TV product, because like you're not gonna
go to any other show and see like we got Midian on the card.
That's a part of the show where four dudes, five dudes beat up Midian
in the ring in a cage. What the fuck is going on? I
go to a show that they averagise a cage Madge for and it ends in
thirty five seconds and they beat up Medians. What I want? Taker says
all, I know what time she's expected home, Vince, and I will
be here to greet her. Maybe I can be that father figure she never
had, or maybe I could just torture her. But no worries. In
due time, you will be witnessed to my madness. And the fucking camera
pans backwards. The cop missed this entire setup. No neighbors Vince's no neighbors
that are concerned about it, one, not a single one. They've been
waiting for this guy to good hell and on Vince's was always there. Actually,
yeah, you're right, gigantic Undertaker symbol not across Undertaker. What is
symbol? So we got put to it. That is on fire in Vincent's
lawn, just fucking engulfed in flames that are the most to say things that
he does Undertaker in the yard or the Undertaker, how the funk. How
the he's either How they cancel it for this? I didn't know. I
just go. The police didn't just stay there the whole show, stay here.
They went there and made one check out. That's crazy, all right
to me? Yeah, man, I didn't see no visceras out here,
So we gotta go. So we got Triple A town Hall next. Last
week, Caane fucking made a hand sugnd like a gun and then shot a
fireball and shut his Yeah, dude, he's a fucking shoot. You gotta
get replaced Chris and Macho with Kane. How did he do that? Is
ship? I don't know, it's unbelieved. Yes, China suffered a partially
burned retina in her right eye. He fucking he's shot Sideway girl shot across
the ring. If you think about enough, Champs, I think you could
pull that off. You just gotta have enough hate in your heart. I
don't I tell you that. I dope that's next level. However, he
did that, tell us so we could do it. I'll have every single
show we have. So he shot across the ring with the fireball. I
got one specific guy that will take it too. Every time, dangerous,
every single so Triple comes to the ring says, you burnt China. Dude,
how many fucking fire puns could they put in the one goddamn promo?
Yeah, Triple as just reading off the sheet. This is horrible. Yeah,
when you play with fire, sooner or later you're about to get burned.
And you burnt China. The fire was meant for me and it was
mine. How you want to take out and you want to take inciner rate
and Kane, Uh, all you've done is like my fuse and bring down
n XD. I've seen in the back. Make your way down here and
get in this ring. Uh and feel my fire because you're gonna burn.
Bit him in the burn. You see him in the back. Yeah,
you just saw it game in the back and came back here, saw sit
backstage with so uh yeah, man Kane. After a horrible prob Kane comes
out here fucking bad and Triple h rushes him at the ramp and they fight
around ring side. No, I very interesting. I noticed here at the
beginning. That's I wrote down double sleeves Kane. That's fucking strange, that's
normal, That's okay, Well that's what you're about, that's what you're about
to take down the ops. You put the double sleeves on with masks.
He's hiding one in his sleep. I noticed he one of the first punches
he throws, it's and he seemed like he felt back about it first,
because he quickly starts doing kane throat thrust. He throws the undertaker like claw
strike. You don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I don't know
why you would do that, brother, Yeah. Maybe, Yeah, he
should have went down to give him a gold dust strike. I don't know
what. Three different things under my head. Yeah, he didn't put him
in the corner again. The goldstrike. Oh that one, Yeah, that's
my favorite. That's good. That's crazy move, like crazy strike. Yeah,
Vince comes out while they're fighting ringside and he's just looking at the growl
like he's sad. Kine was in the back. We already have this information.
So Vince came out here during Kine fighting to ask Kane for helm.
Yeah, and he's miked up. Vis It's fucking there's a lot of weird
things going on here. Yeah, Vince wants Kine to talk to take her
for him. You speak the same language, he said, What about the
fuck I do not. I'm watching Nitro. He has my goat. So
Kate Kate, all right, So Kate is the ber ring right now with
Vince McMahon. Triple A just beat up. Cain and Vince are in the
ring. Cain then grabs his mask and then rips it off and it's Undertaker.
Holy shit, dude, I can't believe this. That the man that
just right before that. By the way, when Cain got in the ring,
triple As follow him start kicked his Acimore and then Cain is very strange
irish whip and then Undertaker clothesline. That's a big, leaping clothes line.
That's he put the well I guess not James, because as you said,
the unmasked and it is goddamn Undertaker here. Yeah, you're right. Yeah,
well, same way he satellite feed into the tron. We don't have
a give you one. I'll tell you that one Ministry Powers hours. Of
course that's true. Tony Undertaker also his son Oliver. Yeah, then man,
I want to do he just wanted to do that. Just have fun.
You just have fun raw on Monday nights. We have fun masses Undertaker.
Undertaker does that. I'm pretty sure I've been sending you that clip of
him doing that from this scene for two years. He's luckily take undertake a
grass mention. Man, the lights go out and you can hear Undertaker talking
because he's also miked up, and well, because you know the power of
the darkness, guys, no, no, don't. Yeah, that's like
to know how Caine shot China of the darkness I mean or vinrus writing whichever,
you know, they're both darkness, both con virtually identical joke. Taker
Taker says, it's shows that simple anytime, anywhere. And then the lights
go out. Sorry, face the pain, face to fear in front of
me. I see the image of myself that dude. Yeah, all all
music videos would be top two. It's like if someone could do the WrestleMania
seventeen rock asten want to Face the Pain, I think it would be even
better. Yeah it could be. I think, Yeah, I want to
see that, or really any pick your favorite wrestling music ido and put it
to face the pain. So yeah, lights out, and Taker says that
bullshit, lights are out for a while. Lasers are going crazy, just
fucking lasered out unbelievably. The cane Pyro goes off an Undertaker is gone.
How the fuck did he do that? Ship? That's the least of mythings.
I'm trying to figure out this episode on how people did ship? So
crazy. Yeah, that's like a pretty iconic moment the I'm asking. Yeah,
yeah, I've seen the figure before. It's pretty crazy. Yeah,
it's a cool little figure. It reminds me of the one that I saw
recently, Barbie huge fat, just upper body, you know, like Joe
Abbs. Joe Abbs is crazy. Yeah, it's pretty The stoogents are backstage.
They try to console Vince because he is shaken up from the whole ordeal
here. Yeah, Pat Patterson says, I think it's over now man and
Joe Brisco say it's gonna be okay? And Vinces, how is that gonna
be? All right? That's true though, He's like, yeah, it's
over. Okay, it's over. Like he's not the house anymore. Okay.
Just Taker was God damn the Bruner fucking drive fuck in the windows right
now? Man, what do we do? They won't be They're never gonna
be. Yes, Deffie Rose said, O, Adam, I thought you
guys are gonna be a roll tonight, is Billy p here. Oh no,
he's down the street. Agree, you got the camera, you got
glass over you. So we go to the main event of the evening,
The Rock in the Big Show versus the Mankind and the Stone Ghasteve Boston.
Now, Uh, the Rock comes out. There's a sign in the crowd,
which is awesome. It has arm It's like the Rock and the arms
can swing back and forth for the people's elbow, which is tremendous. That's
awesome. They say that this is the biggest taximagine the history of raw.
We've heard this every raw we've ever watched. Yeah, that's true. They
all have it. Big big ship O. He is allegedly well over five
hundred punds. I've fat some of the b He's a cry, cry put
his ra and cry. Uh. Rock grabs the Micaela. Now, now
what the Rock plans on doing is taking Mankind's monkey ass, dragging it down
No Nero Boulevard, taking Stone Colds, Rudy Pooh candy ass, dragging it
down Joe Brony Drive, and checking both the candy asses into the SmackDown Hotel.
I don't know why you had to do that. I just emphasized that
he was a good guy now or whatever. Well, it comes out to
different music than he did earlier. What to show that he's in the corporation
still, if somebody please get him in the booth. No, no,
we can't know. That makes them too powerful. They probably bet they regret
doing that. Yeah, you're probably right. In my career iconic song.
Yeah, so Mankind's out here in Mankind rough shirt. Of course he is.
And uh, you know I knew, I knew and brawl Steve V.
Auston and get the pop every time, and it works every time.
My man is gonna get that pop. Austin, Austin. They good.
Ten damn seconds Austin, he come, he starts kicking ass man. Hell
yeah, man, it was like the goddamn biggest pop of the night,
right, Yeah, every single time, every raw, every raw made a
Austome. He's not here. There is and they would they got they would.
Yeah, Austin, House of fire Fox, everybody up in the vest.
He god damn hits the loos in the vest. It's awesome. This
dude's the best ever. Yeah the rock Shirt era, Yeah, yeah,
Full ty Disease era. Yeah, man Mankind, Uh, I thought this
was funny. Mankind tries to hit the fucking people the best seller's elbow and
Big Shot stops him. Yeah soon though, Yeah you're right, but yeah
big just kicks him in the bag. Yeah, I actually thought, you
know, they worked a pretty good match. I always like, uh rock
in Austin's exchanges when they're not in singles matches. Sure they're they're faster for
some reason. I don't know. Yeah, they're a lot fast. They're
any it's like on site, it's like, yeah, they can be selling,
they can be selling whatever for anybody else. In the second they both
touched the fucking matter some time. Yeah, they're throwing punches and ship they're
trying to hit the rock bottom and the stow close starters like, oh I
just sit man. Yeah, I don't know. Talking about the intensity on
that, it's awesome. Compared to the other main events, as you mentioned,
this one's I think, like all the roll tag Man events, this
is probably one of the better ones. Yeah. I enjoyed the game sometime
and you let him work it out and thought it was called big show fucking
doing side rushing legs weeps, And I legit wrote that down too, because
I couldn't believe that he did it, I was like, what the fuck
is this a movie? He does Yeah, he just takes a bump.
Yeah, I really know he's take it there. The Rock then hit the
people's elbow on Mankind. That's the corporate elbow. Yeah, not for too
much long for a week. Uh, but Steve Austin pulls them off.
Mankind then rolls up the Rock for two and at this point they're hitting like
critical mass. Yeah, like their crowded really into this. When Austin pulled
the Rock off the pen, Rock turned around and Austin lepped them all ground
bombed you. There was like an all time Austin Earl Hebner moment here.
Uh. Rock hits Austin on the apron and Austin comes in, but like
Earl Hebner stops him, and Austin like literally walks in the ring, goes
right. Earl Hebner, he taps me, pantomimes putting glasses on with the
two fingers, like you jack glasses on, and he gets Earl the stiffest
middle fingers I've ever seen it all on very good. That is fucking tremendous.
So big show in Mankind and Rock and Austin are now just on the
ring kicking each other's asses. We're setting up for this WrestleMania. Yes,
Austin sets Rock up on Jr's low table on the outside, and I guess
the table just gave out, just it just breaks. And at the same
time, Paul White just happened for Bob Holly, Dude, it probably was
probably like, oh, this probably was is here for whatever and dude,
at the same time, like I think just before or just after they show
Austin and Rock going through Jr's table, they show fucking Big Show hitting Mankind
with a spinebuster just right on the floor. Was cool about this match is
that, like I'm pretty sure this is one of those situations where like they
didn't have to call anything, like like they just went out there and they
just like work to the crowd. Yeah, they kind of just like you
don't really see these types of matches anymore. We're like four just really over
guys or like for just four guys that are like just very very good.
Sure, because this I feel like this this era of wrestling doesn't really like
we've kind of passed it by, Like you don't get a chance to go
out there for ten twelve and just kind of work to the crowd because the
crowd has a certain expectations of like spots nowadayspecially now yeah right especially now,
like they there was nothing in this match that was like the story was so
easy to tell us, like these guys are gonna be fighting maia, yeah
yeah right, so like and then Austin and Rock get together done. Yeah,
Like like I'm pretty sure there's no way that they called a spot where
they're like, we're gonna put you on Jr's table and it's gonna break,
Like I'm sure by that point they knew the table was probably going to be
broken already, right, they just they was still up. So they're just
like, I fuck it will yeah, yeah, just we just need you
guys to brawl around the ring and keep the crowd up and fucking gives someone
coldest ship here and there and then that's it. So yeah, Austin says,
Rock up on the table, Big show is choking mankind with a fucking
wire. At this point, Austin throws Rock into the crowd. They're literally
just doing ship this way, throws them back over into the announced table.
Spans Announced table breaks it with a middle finger, elbow. Dude, that's
awesome. It was awesome, and then the show just I guess it got
the match got thrown out. Yeah, I think I think they ran out
of time is probably what happened. Music. Now Rock I racks Austin and
then Austin's music hits. It's no contest, right, Yeah, yeah,
I think so Rock tries to hit Austin with a piece of the announced table
and then it just goes the dark. Yeah, but it's fun. It
was fun. This show was fun. Actually, yeah, I agree.
I enjoyed the show quite a bit. I mean, I'm off my band
on bandail from picking shows. Yeah, that's fine, Okay, So I
mean, I mean, I mean you got lucky as fuck, you know,
like road Dog and Val is not a complete ship show, and then
Billy and Billy Gunn. Yeah, you got very lucky with this ship.
Thank you. Shame of man working working with Gerald Brisco, pat Patterson,
I don't even know a good raw tag mane. Yeah. Yeah, and
the most ridiculous Undertaker ship of all time. You'll take it. But yeah,
man, a fun show. Ridiculous I mean not to say that there
wasn't bullshit on the show, Like I mean a lot of stuff that we
laughed at was obviously fucking insane and stupid and very of its time, but
goddamn little little Johnny loved this ship. So uh. That was raw for
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