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Boys Welcome Podcast, Episode number two hundred and thirty nine, by two thirty
nine, heard my dentist, it's the last one. That is the last
one. Go to the dentist. It is the last one. Historic one.
James got a great red run and it was a thing. Then it
ran over by the nearest vehicle. Don't worry, I got forty so outright
great. Well, we are talking about w WF Monday Night Raw for June
twenty second, nineteen ninety eight. Yeah, which is a very memorable raw
because it's the one where Caine speaks for the very first time, the very
first time. There's also a couple other memorable moments on this one, but
we will wait to get into those. But yes, Caine story talks yet
all time. Man, Yes, sir, back at it again. Another
finger on the forward for the boys. Dude, there's I don't think there's
any show that has ever watched as many Triple H and Rock badges as we
have. Yeah, we're gonna break down all the intricacies of Triple H and
none of them, none of them are good. Come on, come on,
guy's gotta break it down. I'll break it quick, courage, that's
what I'm doing over here before we get in too that we have some deadlock
updates. Watch this up on the Patreon. Taker Versus Undertaker SummerSlam nineteen ninety
four. That was listen. We tried our because you know, if you've
been listening to the show long enough, we've been looking for a good to
We'll just take good. I'll take a good undert main event. An Undertaker
main event I can look back on and say that was good. We watched
a lot of raws and haven't seen it. We watched pay per views,
haven't ran into them. So we decided the way that we would find this
out surely is the Undertaker wrestles of his in the main event of Summer Slam.
I can't believe this made evitted. Also, that's great, that fucking
insane over Owen and Brett Cage rat. Yeah, this is uh. I'm
gonna let y'all watch it. You should, you should want sound off in
the comments, you know, after you watch it, lest know what your
thoults are. Yeah, of course on the Patreon. Also, s g
H is up right now so you can go watch it. For this month.
It was w C w uncinsored two thousand. What a roller roller coaster.
Roller coaster of a show. Boys, I have to say, if
a roller coaster went straight down from the top and never came back, it
was going up for a little bit. We were on. The highs were
high and the lows are very low. Fucking true. Tony went in thinking
it was an all no DQ show. That was like DQ's immediately what they
swear to the unsed Q show. Yeah, you missed unbelievable DQ show.
This is a very w C two thousand show every regard. However you picture
w C two thousand, that is what the show is. That is an
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versus Champions special challenge match. Calvin Tankman the World Champion, Speedball Mike ba
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in Illinois. It was awesome. It was an awesome match. You should
definitely check it out. If Speedball wins this match, he is the new
DPW World Champion. If Calvin Tateman wins this match, he gets a guaranteed
tag title match at the time of his choosing with the partner of his choosing,
which is very exciting stuff. Here. Speaking of Illinois, we also
just announced that DPW is heading back to Illinois, this time Chicago, Illinois
at the famous Logan Square Auditorium for DPW Live six. Yeah. You made
a lot of noise out there, Illinois, and you know, the tickets
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no his twenty year old MacBook that he brings to the recording events and he's
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old MacBook two. I mean they're virtually identical. Recording on a MacBook is
nuts, But I guess maybe they're better nowadays it used to be ship man.
The one he has is not better. It is terrible. Well he
can just record on the SD card now, so things are all wrong.
Yeah, that'll lose half his footage at the same time. Oh, you
got to click the record button, so that would be good. Sometimes sometimes
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what we got here. Uh us her name the Vanilla Thriller, The Big
and Bad freak Zilla asks you always talk about when Johnny and James went to
a two K event and matching Rakishi quote unquote back that ass up shirts and
caused a rucus and I just got to know what the fuck you roll up
to at that event. I know we've talked about it, like I did
a video on it, because it was that was before I was in Deadlock?
Is that right? Yeah? Like that was right before that was We
went to Vegas that October and then you go to Japan after that, Oh
okay, and then I joined And I don't know if we've ever talked about
that together, like I've talked about it. I think you did. You
and Tony talked about like the trip together without me because I wasn't on the
show yet. Oh yeah, you're right, that's right. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, So I was not invited to that event. First of all,
James got me invited to the event by making me a plus one which
was a struggle if I remember correctly, they were not dude for me.
James said up for me, and he said, now he's cool you and
I wanted to bring them with me because at the time that's when we could
bring plus ones to the two K shit, you know. And then they
were like, oh, maybe this guy isn't a complete fucking asshole, which
isn't true. I mean, I am a complete asshole. But then trap
him deadlock, that's true. Yeah, I got I guess I fade my
debt. It's tenfold, I believe you. But yeah, so James got
me invited to that, And then I don't know why the fuck did we
wear Matchinggiki shirts. We just saw them and thought it was funny. We
both already have them. I can't remember. No, we definitely bought them
together, which is even more ridiculous. Oh yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I really have no idea. I thought that was a cool shirt,
and the idea of both of us going to a two K event with
his shirt that has Rigishi's ass on it was just too funny to pass up.
It was too funny. I don't know if I can't remember if anyone
even said anything about it. No, I thought it damn cool shirts.
I thought, Yeah, I don't really remember much from that trip. I
remember we took a picture on the bridge once that was very cute, very
cute picture alture. Do you remember why you don't remember much from that trip?
No, gookie, Oh that was why. That whole trip, at
least that one day you were it was crazy. I do remember one.
It was the A W one we went to for what was it fight Forever.
I was like that was also Vegas freaking out. Yeah, that was
like that was worse than the one in Vegas. The Vegas one was okay
because like everyone was there or whatever. I don't know, but like I
was just fucking freaking out of them. Oh yeah, because we were at
the fucking because people were trying to talk to me. Yeah, because you
went to oh because we met up with the fan access thing that they invited
us to, and you walked up fucked and then you came to the thing
and like, yeah, there's like a bunch of noise and videos and all
of us trying to talk to That was crazy. Yeah, but no,
the two K one. Yeah, what I remember most from the two K
one was, uh, James and I going through the hallways at two a
m. Maybe with Tubby, which freaked him out, which is why he
stopped hanging out with us that trip, because we were going through the hallways
yelling about trying to find Somas. Oh yeah, there's a cool dude,
go to this hotel cares if anyone has I know, we don't as well
talking about what you talking about Soma's What does that mean? What is that?
Uh yeah, I remember that, but that was really the extent of
it. We wore a stupid shirt and were just obnoxious in the fucking hallways
of a hotel at three am on a Saturday in Vegas. Oh yeah,
fun trip though, but yeah, yeah, the two K events are always
fun just because you know, we get to fucking see everybody. Yeah,
that's always a good time. Use your name pizza delivery for Icy wiener as
I gotta I don't understand. Hey James, this question for James here.
Hey James, I love when you yell cut the fuckings cameras on the podcast.
Have you ever have to yell that at a dp W shows? Because
Johnny bullshit, I'll run that, no problem, Hey James, that's you.
I love when you, James yell, cut the fuckings cameras on the
podcast that's this show. Have you ever have to yell that at a d
p W asalog for wrestling shows because Johnny bullshit, now let's camera. Yeah,
this reminds me of that guy really had to Bonerific. I would ever
say that, Johnny, don't you? I mean, maybe this guy is
not here every week James alway, he says, cut the fucking cameras every
week on every we got the show and every dp W show we've ever had.
At me, every show because of John Blood. I think I'll be
I'll be across the room and mid show he's only cuts the fuckings cameras.
Yeah, Johnny's across the room talking to one of the talents and the camera's
not set up or anything yet, and I yell across the room and Johnny
cuts the fuckings cameras, especially like as the show's going on, he just
cut the cameras. Start saying that the buddy. Okay, well I'm not
looking you already do so yeah, well I'm gonna start saying him. So
have you ever had to do that to John Blood? I feel like in
the future I'm gonna have to. Oh great, So I'll see you on
April fourteenth and Durham, North Carolina. And I hope this guy too.
Yeah, I will be there probably. Ptaker James Sharmi asks if t k
O gave you a call and said d p W can use the Miz and
one other main roster w W wrestler. Who is the other wrestler you would
pick? Now, I respect this guy because he knew we were going to
answer the James, but he thought he's yeah, he's fucking gone that you
might have been confused because he did so well at disguise against the VIZ that
you thought he was come on guys camera you guy that's the had some like
fucking us. Yeah. Yeah, So I was trying to give him DAPs
here because he knew we were going to say the Miz. Then you fucking
throw curveball, Damien Misdell doesn't work. There, doesn't come on. You
got you got one, you got try it's you. Yeah, it's on
all these questions on you this week. For some reason, this is a
question. Yeah, yeah, the Miz and that one's picked. That's correct.
Yeah, that's okay. I'm gonna go with gunther Man. Oh that
was a real answer. That's a real one. Yeah. Oh wow no
ha ha wow no hah, there's no more ha period, dude, gunther
Yeah there, dude, what a beast. That's uh yeah, I mean
that's like Alzheimer wrestler. I think, like you want to talk about a
guy that makes every single baby face he ever faces, ever sucking up putting
it on. I mean, he's he's fucking he's tremendous, you know who.
I also like I like that goddamn Chad Gable. I like that tried
Gable a lot. Actually, yeah, I think he's really fucking good.
I think he would be great on the indies. I think you should come
to the indies now. He's actually what the isn't is given away people to
the indies now. I think, Oh I did fucking see that? Who
was I was Shana Shane Basler? Yeah, yeah, I think, Uh,
Chad, I'm here, we'll get you down for six shots. We'll
make a right out of this. Uh yeah, okay, that's all.
I'm good. Answers boys, Dan Reicherd asks, Hey, did you watch
mcgoober yet? No, he's the guy I got because I've seen it multiple
times. I love it movie. Have you watched the James I have not
seen this movie. Mag Yeah, with that like shaft white chafts. He's
seen the white shaft jams all right, I haven't seen it yet. I've
not seen a grow he he asked this question every Q and A. He
recommends mcgoober every sgh thread. He has sent upwards of seven to eight copies
of mcgroober to my house. He is sent every piece of mcgroover's outfit to
my house. Uh. He's he has sent a what I can only describe
as a standy size poster of the macgoover DVD cover. Uh. He has
harassed me. That's who I signed from or Macgoover. I'll hit the two
pac combo. I was hoping you guys would help me here because it's a
fucking problem to be address. How is it all right? Just put the
stone Aston figure, Stone Coast, Boston. It says my ninety eight in
TV. You're sixty TV. I got that one for free. Dude.
I just realized they made him a Groover peacock series made on Oh my fucking
god, please don't get him started on whatever that I just did. That
was the thing that's crazy. That sounds horrible. Did you like mcgrooover I
thought was funny? Yeah, okay, would you watch it upwards of seven
to eight times? Watch out, you'd watch Adam Sandler mcgover if Adam Sandler
was mcgoverer. I'm fucking with that movie crazy. I don't think he is.
He's not in the movie. See that's the problem. Say thank you,
James. At least you're somewhat on my side. Now I'm not really
sure. Why don't you figure out how to remake mcgroover with Adam Sandler and
then we can really start talking brass tacks. Yeah, well that then we'll
get down to business here. And Giant Bomb Deadlock Connection is remaking mcgroover with
Adam Sandler and Happy Madison Productions. Giant Bomb investing in Deadlock is also a
good idea to make the movie, right, mcgoover. Cameras, the cameras,
Wow, this is a big who this is like history. Yeah,
you gotta be here, Son of the Andrew the test of Martin Ak the
fucking Cleaner asks James, you're fucking popular this week? Who picked these questions?
James? What the h were just sent to me by the viewers.
James, tell me more about this patio deck you put together and the trials
and tribulations of the provided Alan wrench. Oh yeah, dude, I fucking
beasted that deck. Got it done, actually, Tony, Oh no,
not the deck, just the furniture. Oh that was. That was stiff,
stiff. Sometimes I got to hit it hard. But maybe that'll encourage
our man here to get it done. Yeah. So, I mean,
you know, I order this patio furniture because I'm thinking, you know,
I might sit on my patio. You know, I don't want to smoke
a cigar or something that we drink a little beer. Let me staying out
on the patio. So I order two chairs and a little table. You
know. The table is very easy to put together. It's got a little
glass tops, glass tops, very nice glass top. Yeah. I put
it out there. It's covered in pollen already, shout out North Carolina's good
god, damn, this whole thing is yellow. Now this is oh.
And then I if the before I talk about the chairs, I put the
chairs out there, and then of course we have a gale fucking wind storm
below the fucking thing. Thankfully, it got caught like in a little tree
in my yard and it just stuck there. The table, no, the
like on the chair, it has like a little right. Oh, so
what I did was it blew off into a tree. Thankfully it stuck there.
But yeah, so I grabbed it and I put it down. And
I remember those from the DPW show, like the Waters and the Monster,
you know that ship that was in like a plus. Yeah. So for
some reason there was like a clip on them from the show. I don't
know where that came from. Okay, like like I almost got chip bag
clip. Anyways, I hair on the back Ruber style, right, whoa,
it's four IQ. Yeah. Well, anyway, so I put the
fucking chair together, and of course they give you the Allen wrench, which
alan rinches are great for two positions, you know, horizontal or the long
way, and of course they they the chair requires the third diagonal Horris where
you try to turn it and it gets caught on the side, so you
have to fucking try to push back so you can just fit it around my
god one dough. So yeah, fucking super annoying. I'm sitting there at
eight am putting this chair together because he woke up and gonna go back to
sleep. Yeah, want to come, I said, I put this patio
furniture together. I felt like fucking stew pickles try to put this robe he
was making putting, I'm making patio chairs virtually identical. But yeah, I
put it together. Man, it's out there. It's nice, little,
nice little seat you know out there. Yeah, the pollen is fucking nuts,
Like, I mean, it's gonna I might have to like wash it
down every day or something ship because like the pollen out here is so crazy.
Yeah, man, but yeah, dude, super nice patio chair.
Everything turned out great, other than the stupid fucking Allen wrench. Like,
if you're gonna include an Allen wrench, fucking at least put the screw Like
why the fuck are the screws diagonal in the first place? Why are they
not? Reason right? No, it is to piss everyone the fuck off.
I want to get that four stars. I would have given it five.
I had to put. Yeah, I had to put. I gave
it four in a quarter, you know, it's about I gave it three
in a quarter. But I sat in it and I and I thought,
wow, you know, maybe I was a little too harsh on that.
So I went four in a quarter eight two yah seven five eight eight two
is probably right? Eight and eight point five, you know close to that.
No, it's a nice chair, and it's too it's nice. But
I will say that putting it together was a pain in the fucking ass.
But you did it, though, Just don't put Alan rich in if you're
not gonna have Alan Riches that are you know? Right? For the chair?
That's fair? What kind of wrestling does Tony actually like? We know
James is a big r H and Josh guy Johnny loves and c W.
But what does Tony enjoy? Hmm, w c W. I grew up
on WW. Is that what that's like? That's what you're It's like you
like your influences w CW like it was the money I wore, really was
when I was a kid, and all of that ship that went on was
what I grew up with watching that ship and then too though yeah no,
yeah, I did watch CNA, but mostly like what I remember from like
my childhood was w W W F and flipping back and forth as a kid
watching through the the rock. Do all of them ninety eight all of that
lived through every one of them in real time? Dude, I probably didn't
thought it was awesome at the time because I never was like the rocket like
when they're when you're let's say, like you know, you're just a rocket
is good and get a bit tell you you're right. No, that's not
right. So like when you're let's say you're like you're you're just chilling.
You want to put on wrestling, like w W your go to or do
you put on this week in w Holy fucking ship? See what's going on
in company? Do you even know what that is? James? What is
that? That's a series? This week in w W E they tell you
what's happened to It's like a recap show. W W does all their shows.
No, actually, I don't ever watch it. Okay, one time
James to see what was happening on w B, but I don't know what
the is going on. Tony does corrupt James's like Peacock algorith the algorithms because
he puts on some crazy ship. When James goes to James, the wak
up watching nxtro about something and then I put on a peacock What you're talking
about? It was something about some documentary and I had to go back and
look into it, but I forgot. I think I fucked up everything that
you had going on. All right, man, you know I'm rocking all
the best peacock shows like Uncensored season seven, episode one. That's my favorite
Starcade season. Last question here from Savior Santiago, what was our reaction to
w w E signing Jay Malachi and Lucky Alli. It was first reaction was
was fuck, the show just ended, uh, trying to talk about the
talent. Uh. And then we found out in Jersey for Yeah Live three.
Yeah. Yeah, Well because we I mean we had written out like
a bunch of angles for both of them the next year for the next year.
Yeah that we were like, oh man, we're gonna hit these crazy
angles and like this gonna be so sick. Yeah, and we're like we
were like, yeah, Jaco fucking go go out there and cut a promo
with Alec Price and like we're gonna do this fucking sweet watch. Yeah,
it's gonna go to this fucking thing, go to this and do this and
then uh, then like we're walking down the hallways like Joe, I thought
you real quick. I was like oh yeah cool, yeah sure, And
so we were like, oh, that's weird because he usually doesn't do that.
Jay doesn't like that's not you know, Jay's fucking fun to be around.
He bullshits and all, but he wasn't like a hey can I talk
to you kind of guys. So at first I was like, oh,
fuck, something happened. Yeah, and he was like, hey, I
got signed w B. So what he knew this the whole night, knew
we were setting the angles up and he shocked us after Yeah, he did
the whole thing. Yeah dude, yeah, okay, So like he pulled
me aside after the after the match he had I think, yeah, that's
right. Yeah, and he was like because I had a promo after Yeah,
he was like, hey, what did you like? Didn't like,
you know, what did you think was better? So I was going through
like you know what I thought about the match and everything, and then like
he comes back to us later and he's like, I need to talk to
oh. And the first thing I was thinking is like, why the fun
did you ask me? You know what I mean? Like that's like You're
like that's awesome, Yeah, like you made it, you know what I
mean? You did your thing? Like yeah, but I mean that's because
Jay's just such a studio of the game, and he always cared about how
he worked and what he did and how we thought he thought of it.
And yeah, man, he gave us he fucking loved he did. And
that's why it made us a little sad when he was leaving, because if
he didn't leave, he probably would have been champion for a very very long
time. Oh my god. Yeah, easily. Easily. Yeah, there
was there. I don't even know if we even got to Okay, now
Jay's not champion anymore. We never even got to that part. Yeah,
no, we didn't. We had to like super quick fix because we were
like three and a half weeks out from the next show, and Jay's like,
yeah, this is like yeah, I got I got this next show
and that's it. I was like wow. At the same time he said,
oh, also, Lucky's leaving to Oh my god, shit, wow,
yeah, it's so Lucky's leaving to. I said aware. I was
like, what do you get? You got the FIP looking again, I
thinking I was like having them back up. Yeah. I was like wow,
yeah, so Lucky. We learned at the same time their top baby
face in our top peel. We're leaving who we just switched the belt from
Lucky to Jay just blew off third like almost two year angle and they're both
fucking gone. Yeah that was rough, and Lucky immediately got a DM for
me that said motherfucker. But yeah, no, at first it was like
oh man, like but like, dude, I mean, how how could
I not be fucking happy for them? You know, like that's what I
want dream? Yeah, that was their dream absolutely, man. That's where
they both always wanted to go. The fact that we got, you know,
to do as much as we did with them, and like they'll always
be DP twow guys no matter what they do from here on out, which
is always going to be you know, cool to We'll always have that with
them, you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, because you
know all the clips everyone sees of Javon evans Is goes all over and it's
about to happen to Lucky too, because I'm pretty sure he just debuted on
level up. Yeah man, I mean, those guys fucking worked very hard
for us. They were always on time unless Jay had a track meet.
And yeah, man, I mean all we can ever hope is that they
become gajillionaires and there was a big car accident in Greensborough. This happens,
by the way, a lot. That happens a lot. Every time I
used to go to Cozy's for training, there was a car accident in Greensborough.
Everything. Lucky couldn't make it, But Lucky usually was the first guy
there. He was, Yeah, and he would always he was. He
was also a student of the game. There's a reason that, like we
got behind them so much, and it was because we saw they always wanted
more. We saw how much they wanted it, and like, yeah,
they still went to training, they would go to fucking every everything. Lucky
I don't know how how much he wants. Does it tell you know he's
a bad, bad man. He is a fucking bad man. Yeah,
I'll just leave on that. They're they're gonna anything that they put their minds
to, They're gonna do it, because that's just the people they are.
Yeah, And and I thought, you know, I respect the hell up
with them, And yeah, I'm very happy for him, and I will
be supporting them, and I think we all will be supporting them throughout their
entire careers. So yeah, yeah, man, And once they make it
super big, like the better compass tickets. Man, that's crazy, you
guys always we're trying to get to NXT level up too. Yeah, fucking
signed, I mean nuts. But yeah, that is it for the Q
and a thank you for asking your questions everybody. Now it's time to talk
about Monday Night Raw. All right, now it's time to get into w
w F Monday Night Raw. June twenty second, nineteen ninety eight, ninety
eight, A beautiful year for progress. And you know, WCW is whooping
some ass right now. I'm pretty sure I still think Nitro is either still
on top or you know, it's coming to an end here soon probably,
But I think ww is doing well here. But before we get into the
show, let's take a look at what was going on in the world of
wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter June twenty second, nineteen ninety
eight. In WCW News and a match that was never supposed to take place,
Bill Goldberg pinned Sting in about three minutes in the main event of the
June thirteenth show in Pittsburgh. The match took place as a last minute idea
largely approved by Sting to save the show when Sting's schedule opponent, the Giant
no showed the main event. Giants plane out of Buffalo was canceled. Actually,
he was booked on an early flight, changed it to a later flight.
But then there was a lot of heat on him for missing the show,
being that even when the flight was canceled, he was only two and
a half to three hour drive away and would have been able to make the
show to do so, Yes, he was only he was three hours away
by driving. Yes, correct, dude, he was so checked out.
Oh my god, if if if I heard so was three hours away and
they and they had time to dry. Oh my god, when the big
ass Giants getting in the car driving no way, I'm taking his pig ass
off the sheet, his big ass off the building. Dude, that's unbelievable.
Wow, he must have been checked out, crazy, Well, this
is June ninety eight, James, Like, he's he's not gone for a
minute. Still, right, he doesn't get to WF till what February of
ninety nine. He must have already known or something. Yeah, he was
already talking. Yeah, he probably got away with Evince like, yeah,
I'm talking to Andre his sudden Yeah, don't worry about it. No,
I'm not talking to the Giant. From The Observer June twenty ninth, nineteen
ninety eight in WF News with it's two top stars, Steve Austin an Undertaker,
both out of commission due to injuries and being just one week before the
King of the Ring paper review, the World Wrestling Federation postponed weekend events scheduled
on six twenty and six twenty one. Austin was hospitalized on Friday night after
a house show in Houston due to a staff infection in his right elbow,
which resulted in a high fever yeah said to peek at one hundred and four
degrees, and he was hooked up to an IVY unit and remained hospitalized at
least through Monday. It was unclear exactly where the infection came from, but
it was believed to have stemmed from a bad elbow brews that may have taken
place at the television tapings earlier in the week, either in San Antonio or
Austin, which Austin is on this show that we're talking about, which was
in Austin, I believe, so, I don't know if that's where he
got hurt or not. But also Undertaker suffered an ankle injury. I don't
know if we want to put this here or not, because it has to
do with this show we're talking about. He got an ankle injury in this
show. Oh my yeah, yeah, So keep that in mind, keep
that in mind voice until we get to it later and I'll circle back to
talk more about Undertaking. By the way, this to go home to King
of the Ring. So this is leading back to So, yeah, two
injuries going into King Ring. Up. You got an injury in the pre
tape. We'll get that. That's not all either, by the way,
but all that's a little little little nugget for you to uh to anticipate.
Okay, and ww news, this is fucking insane. There is a big
There was a big story in the South Bend, Indiana Tribune regarding an eighth
grader who started a Satanic cult at a middle school. The boy, who
was being detained was actively recruiting fellow students to join his cult, which he
called Raven's Flock the boy. The boy was being held on two charges of
intimidation from two students who joined the flock but wanted out all the recruits upon
joining the flock had to sign contracts that stated they agreed to join quote unquote
for life with the number four. It was alleged that the leader threatened to
kill the students when they wanted to leave the cult. Wow. The cult
is to believe to have spray painted graffiti on the walls of the school and
scratching the paint on some new cars at a car dealership with the words Raven
is the key scratcher Yes, and their names. Their names were Billy Kidman
and John Flood, James Barnell, Lose and LOADI that is fucking insane.
This kid was arrested for this. I wonder what ended up with this dude.
He's wrestling in D's the show. That's crazy. If you used to
start factions back of the day, all the time, I told you you
did X. You were definitely in d X. Right, you're in DX.
You told me. The nWo is like the losers who couldn't get into
DX, you know, so they started it was in a variation of the
brood. I mean, I don't worry about it. From the observed July
sixth, nineteen eighth and w F News Mick Foley has long established himself as
one of the greats in the pro wrestling industry, and over the last year
probably solidified whatever doubts there would be as to him being remembered when his career
is over as a Hall of Fame caliber wrestling legend. But whatever he has
done in the book yet and no, no, not yet, what he
does have, James is falling off the Hell in his Oh yeah, he
will always be remembered on June twenty eighth, nineteen ninety eight, and the
match will never be forgotten against the Undertaker and the Hell in a cell in
Pittsburgh. With Undertaker working with bone chips in his ankle, with that limited
his mobility and theoretically would hamper the match, everyone figured Folly would be there
to make it and save it, and that turned out to be correct,
although a few knew going in with the lengths he would go. With both
men brawling on top of a giant cage, Undertaker literally threw Mankind off the
cage from a height of several feet higher than somewhat similar and off repeated Bumpshawn
Michaels took from the cage last October through the Spanish language announced table. It
was said to be sixteen foot tall. While the numbers like that in wrestling
are usually ridiculously exaggerated, it looked every bit of it. So, yeah,
this is uh, the Windmaker gave Mankind bone chips in his head.
I didn't know. I didn't know Undertaker was hurt in that match. I
guess that makes a lot of sense because Fully's just bumping around him for twenty
years. Yeah, that's a I mean, that's a pretty crazy even now,
like you know how far removed from this, I mean, this is
fucking what? Yeah, dude, like that is what recall though? Right,
well, yeah, I'm sure he actually yeah, call, yeah,
he's got help turned the headset off. Probably just the Holy Ship. Yeah,
that's like, you're right, dude, that's one of the craziest,
most unhinged things I've ever seen. It probably changed wrestling, right, Yeah,
it made man Kind write that book, the Bone Ships in. Did
you guys watch this live? Do you remember? No? I didn't watch
it live. No, I didn't watch it. I think I did.
That's pretty cool. I remember watching this match, and like, I mean,
it probably would explain a lot about me. That's what I've grown up
into. That that was an early childhood memory of mine. You went straight
to school and then started the raising flog variation of the brude please the viscous
liquid. That's understandable to last part here. There was an internet interview with
Dan Severn where he he made some comments regarding Ken Shamrock, which are similar
things he's talked about in the past. So don't take this as a work
to hype an angle, oh though perhaps someday it will be used as such,
Meltzer, says Severn. When asked if there was a more more than
a professional rivalry between the two and if there was a personal problem, Severn
said that he doesn't like anybody who isn't natural, and went on to say
that, quote unquote, let's just say he didn't get his body just working
out, but then again, most of the bigger guys in wrestling didn't.
When brought up about Shamrock admitting doing things in the past, Severn came back
with, I don't know if it's so much in the past. What do
you mean he looked. I mean he was only bursting out of his skin
on this show. He looked. Fucking That's what a real human looks like
to me. Yeah, one chicken breast to asparagus, gets right? Could
you look it like that with adults on the track? Sounds sounds like somebody's
jealous that they gotta wear a wet shirt on this show. Yeah, his
shamrock was he would have worn nothing, honestly, ply be like and he
still to one corona with the cock and the balls. That was crazy.
Oh sorry, I apologize, Yeah, no, I would have been down.
Yeah, like if you did that, it was like mankind held to
cell Sharerock naked ra I think it's all the same naked phineas. This is
just all unstable. I'm thinking that's a variation of the brood. Yeah,
it's the spectrum of working out. One guy does it and the other guy
does a lot. He can't stop, he can't stop working out. But
that is it for the observer approtion of this. And now it's time to
talk about Monday night. Bob fucking true. That's awesome, talk about Monday
night. We all June twenty second, nineteen ninety eight. All right,
so let's get into this raw here. Yeah we can, you know,
I gotta get that in there, of course, and we to a code
open here to explain the actions last week on Monday Night Raw, so Undertaker
and Steve Austin get challenged to a tag team Helen a Cell match against Man
Cain called Man Caine Mankindy Caine with Baul Bearer. Now, the hell and
of Cell was just here. It was just above the ring and also can
tell you what happened there? Oh tell me. It was a double taping
because they did the fucking live live and then the tape version of us.
So this is the tape actually makes a lot more. That's why they're like,
we got to incorporate the cell because we have it, so we got
to just take it away. Yeah, it's there, so we got to
do it twice. So that you should do that a lot back in the
day where they do a live one wasn't live. Yeah, so that's what
they did here. It's pretty smart. Okay, So this video package at
some points in this and maybe because it's just low REDS four three that I
swear to god, I feel like I'm watching a w w F the New
Mercy video dude. Okay, yeah, I can see that, like right
at the beginning where it's like cutting to different stuff and it's like, yeah,
it's yeah, it feels like sure, okay, but yeah, so
they're fighting, lights go out. Taker is missing now he's not a cell,
and Mankind and Austin are fighting outside the cage, and Caine and Mankind
jump Austin and Paul Bear locks himself in this hell and a cell so no
one can get to him specifically, right, because he's trying to avoid of
course the Undertaker and well Undertaker was under the ring of the Undertaking. ERPs
from under the ring and he beats the ship out of Paul Bear rips the
canvas. That is crazy. They got to make a hole from specifically there,
right, because like otherwise he's ramming his head into board. Yeah,
I guess they. I guess they. Yeah, okay, this is the
tape. Oh no, that was a live one. I guess they just
replaced it. Yeah, yeah, I guess, yeah, I guess.
But yeah, man, he fucking out. He annihilates Paul Beart and then
the visual because Caine is desperately trying to get to his dad, who is
getting just he is getting fumbled by the Undertaker and Kane. His attempt to
get into the hell in the cell is not through the door like trying to
rip the door off, which he did in the first Helen of Cell match
with the Undertaker in the cell he did, Yeah, yeah, this way
to get in the cell is to just lay on top of the cell and
look inside of it. That's what he was saying. He should have miked
him up like the NFL players. YEA ripped the ship fun. Paul Bearer
is home watching via satellite as Caine breaks his silence. Tonight on Roll is
Yeah, they legit show Paul Bear sitting in a chair. He's in a
green robe, button down shirt at his house. Fuck. I mean,
this is a nice little he's got a little he's got a fat TV down
there. This is how all houses look like in nineteen ninety eight. I
don't know I explain it to you, but this is how they look I
mean that is that is fucking true. My brain says, this is every
house I was ever in. It's not that's not right, but it is
totally right somehow. No, James, I totally understand what you're saying,
because I like, I saw this house and I'm like, this looks like
my house growing up. Yeah. I don't know if everyone's mind like gets
a collective hive mind from the air they grew up in. But this,
yeah, like the house I was in every day in my life. Yeah,
man, it's it's pretty crazy. Paul Bear will hear Caine break his
silence for the first time in front of the world, But no, no,
this is so fucking hard, dude hard. Wow. Yeah, and
the branding and the look and it's just got this. It's just fu thin
matts and these fucking barricades and all the city just fucking all of them have
their little cameras. They're taking a little disposable cameras and yeah yeah and everyone
everyone's holding a stone cold middle finger, foam finger, middle finger, foam
finger. And then fucking Steve Austin south Park character and this is this is
the if I'm going anywhere, this is the life I'm living. This.
Yeah. So I think, like the name cards on this era are super
cool, Like it's got green like Target and it says Caine I always associated
with d X, But yeah, that was just what they were doing for
the name plates. Yeah, I thought that was cool as ship. I
always liked that. We talked about it on what was it the last raw
we did where it was like or maybe it was I don't remember what it
was, but it was like here's the name card and then in huge letters,
this is the name of the person that's it. Oh yeah, I
think that was wrong. Yeah yeah, it was wrong. Yeah fifty Yeah,
you're right. When with the cards come up, it's like there're the
gunshots going off when the show. Yeah yeah, I was watching like old
Thunder and Ship too, and like it'd be like lightning coat. Yeah,
I mean everything was just raising occasion. Oh yeah, that's true. So
Vince McMahon town Hall starts to show off here and uh, we have to
introduce, of course everyone's favorite son of Paul Bearer. No, no,
later, I promise. Yeah, Vince introduces the next w w F champion.
I give you Caine and the lights go out. Everyone's channing for Austin.
By the way, no one, Vince. They don't Cane chatting for
as know, what's you know? I'm thinking about it now? Did this
crowd is watched Steve Austin beat the ship out of Cane on top of the
hell in the cell on the back and lifted the cage up and said,
welcome to what the absolute how do you watch that? Not only that,
James, they saw Paul Barry get beat up by Undertaker and now he's at
his house. Wow, that's nuts, dude, Holy ship, Yeah it
didn't matter that whatever. No, I'm sure the crowd was drunk as they
didn't know what was going on. That's true. Yeah, dude. So
Paul Bear is at his house watching this show and a little c rt TV
five hundred yards out watching his side away drinking juice. Also, I don't
know, I thought it was is a juicy thing like after some reason.
When I was when I was a kid, I like I used to watch
the CRT like right on top of that bitch. I'd be like standing in
front of it. Like I was definitely sitting in front of it. Yeah,
Man, had one of those TV's a head headphones, So I was
like right up to the screen just watching the coming on, fucking standing up
on the front room with the headphots on, and I'm watching Sports about watching
wrest Teddy Cross chopping at the TV standing in front of them. So the
promo here that Vince cuts is the most insane soap opera type promo I've ever
heard. Man, This is yeah, it's it's absurd. Before Vince starts
talking, Michael Cole says, Oh, it couldn't have been a pleasant Father's
Day for Kine yesterday. He must be distraught after seeing Paul Bear attacked by
the Undertaker Caine. Kane celebrates Father's Day. Listen, and I'm want to
say this right here, James, I'm going to say this. You can
celebrate Father's Day any way you want. And I think you should celebrate Father's
Day by going to wrestling events. That's she always on Chicago. Yeah,
especially this year in four Yes, especially in this year. Yeah I would.
But yes, this is where there's so many, so many stone cold
middle finger pham fingers in the crowd. On this hard cam shot, every
single person in the crowd has am. I thought you were gonna say,
like you throw them in the ring, have a bad match. Absolutely sucks,
stink like ships, suck all the air out of the room. For
Jerry Lawler, Yes, sadly we're gonna get a lot of that later.
But yeah, Vince Vince says, this Sunday, Came, when you face
Stone Call for the w Championship, will be the greatest day of your life.
All the while Came is standing there staring up at the ceiling with voice
box tucked into his belt. You know, I don't know if I ever
noticed that before this he had tucked in the little bill. We couldn't have
just palmed it. It wasn't big. That's just where he keeps his ship.
You know. It's like, it's like his version of Benjamin and twenty
four. Kine would just have a vape on him and it ended up sounding
the same, oddly enough, the same fucking popcorn voice, Vince says and
Austin. As Caine stands before you hear night, he dedicates this title match
to his father, Paul Bear, which is also I mean, that's a
whole nother discussion of its owner Paul Bear fucks, because I'm pretty sure soon
or around this time is when they did the Sneaky camera where Paul Bear and
Jerry Lawler were in the back just talking about him fucking Kane's mom. Yea,
I know that that's in his house. You know, he's a homeowner
with Caine. He made both Undertaker and Kane. That's what you fucking come
up with here, Maybe you should look at it. And Kane has a
back room house. He calls his dad Paul for some reason, staying in
my room ball? Where the fuck else is Kane stating, I guess I
never thought in a car underneath it in the hell, I don't know.
I mean there's a lot. Well, okay, So on top of that,
Yeah, he dedicates his match to his father, Paul Bear, and
I challenge like you've never been challenged before in your life, because Cain challenges
you on a match that has never been held here in the w F.
Caine challenges you to a match where the winner will be the man who draws
first blood on his opponent. And Jared says, what does he mean?
I totally thought you right when he said exactly, Johnny Tony. I thought
that there's a moment later on where I wasn't convinced that you just like sent
in a clip or like I joined your You are ninety eight Jim Ross,
for sure, he said there on the reddit. Did we talk about that
last week? I forget what we as As time goes on, like two
thousand, you know, like into the two thousands, like JR. Starts
to sound different, but right here, this is your Jim Ross. Someone
said. Someone said on the reddit that you sound more like Jim Russ than
Jims today that's right. That is funked up. That is right around here.
I'm sorry that I watch what do you mean? I love this idea
though, that they're doing a first blood match and Kane is fully gimmicked out
close on mask on. Yeah, dude, they don't even talk about that
until like halfway through the show where Jr. Says you know, yeah,
it's not a concern until later. It's so like the King characters so all
over the place over the years, like tonight, he's well, we'll talk
about what Kin's like tonight with like Kane as it goes on, starts gaining
like he starts gaining I Q at a rapid pace. That's true that he
gets Yeah, you're right. Is it the mask? Oh no, he's
mass He's he's mass still when he just starts talking normal, Yeah, right,
his character just gets smarter and smarter. It's like reverse abyss. That
is fucked up. It's funked up to say it's right, but he should
say it. That is great. Yeah, that is crazy. I never
even thought of that, but yeah, that's right. Kin Vince says,
I'll tell you how confident Kane is. Kine is so confident that he will
offer in writing a special provision in the contract, Caine, if you would
speak publicly for the first time. What does that contract further state? So
Caine goes into his belt loop or buckle. I guess he's just it's just
in his fucking pants and he pulls out. How is this a voice modulate?
Is that? Is that what it's called. I'm sure it's not called
that, but I thought was a voice module. I wrote down voice box,
which is great. That might be right. It's called an electro laynix.
Is what the name. I'm not gonna be able to remember that because
I did look it up. Electro larynx. I remember in school some they
brought someone to school that was like a smoker. It's like, listen to
this ship. This is get to scare of the fuck that we never gonna
want to smoke. Yeah, dare program. Yeah, yeah, that's what
it was. And they brought this person and they had a hole in their
throat and then they've put that. I've already seen that because it was Ned
from South Park also had speaking of that. By the way, Tony,
I had a guy on my block that had that and he would call He
was super nice guy, but like every time he came up and I was
like, whoa, Caine, That's crazy. Honestly, dude, they did
it like did the opposer for me, because I'm like, I want one
of those things? How do I get one? Cigarettes? Yeah, dude,
ruin your life. I smoked this whole box of cigarettes. Why don't
you. Yeah. So, yeah, Caine pulls the I'll just call it
voice box. It's not that you know. He poins up the voice box
to his neck and he says, if I do not wear the title,
I will sad my alfa on fire. Yeah, that's right, kill yourself.
This word silence, that silence right after this dudecause no prediction. This
idea is like he's wearing a mess. So like even him talking you can't
hear. And then he's using the voice box. It is like so hard
to hear in the car. I'm sure they have no clue what he said.
Kane will professionally end himself now, you will just be your ass.
You'll kill you later. Yeah. So they come back to a shot of
Paul Bear. Paul Bear's flipping out in his house because his son just on
TV said he was gonna set himself on fire if he lost the don title,
and Vince says, so confident is Kane that if he do hasna come
do champion this Sunday, he will set himself on fire and breathe his last
breath. Now, please forgive me if I'm mistaken. That's the type of
dog a wrestler needs. That is true, But came didn't say last part
he did. At no point did Kane ever say he was going to die.
He was just gonna set himself on fire. And what the what the
fuck you talking about? Hold on, he's not smart enough yet. Terrible
negotiation dectic too, like did I get a title match or I'll set myself
on fire? You could just ask the match first. If somebody came to
us and said, if I get a title match and I lose, I'll
set myself on fire and be like, yeah, all right, you want
it, let me see it. Thankfully, wrestling is real, So yes,
of course that's true. King did not have to have this provision Vince
is giving him. It's not anfirmed yet because Austin has to accept it.
It's not just is gonna say no, I'm not gonna fight Kane unless he
guilds, unless he fire already. That's a real good deal. He got
there, he and throughout the whole night they keep repeating this breathe his last
breath thing. There's a good chance Kane has already survived being set on fire.
He doesn't have to die. We have Kingy's life has been so bad.
It's been so bad it's gonna be to live with Paul Bear all Right.
The TV is not even that big in there. I can't see from
this far back, Paul. He's calling his dead fall slang in the house
listening to it. Cry So he said, look, I either win this
title and move out, or I'm setting myself on fire. Doesn't the way
it moves out if he gets the payday from being the champion. I can't
listen you do this anymore. This is one of my favorite ultimatums ever.
Wrestling with ultimatums is so sick. It's awesome. Yeah, it's awesome.
Well, thankfully it's the first blood match. Yeah, I guess came kind
of lucked out in that regard. I doubt he fucking negotiated that one.
Well he was, He wasn't smart yet, So no, I think Vince
just said, hey, you want to set yourself on fire. Yeah,
tell him match like you cool, like say his old fire. So Kane
will take on the road Dog here tonight, not what do I don't road
Dog dude? How do you fucking I don't know why that made me laughs
hard, But like going from this thing where like they're putting his life on
the line to anyway I can't trust the road Dog. Surely he didn't need
to have a vetch to like the ball. What do you mean Fifty's got
to kill the road Dog doggy style pall. Now he's not even feuding with
d X yet, I don't think. I think no, no, no,
he's they are, Yes, they are? Are they? Caine and
Mankind are the number one contenders for the tag titles right now, fellas,
that's fair, but they are. The X is feuding with an Asian.
Everyone's feuding with everyone on the show. I think Caine is feuding with myself
and my dad. So yeah, they're doing like the singles tag team stuff.
So Kane takes from the road Dog. Yeah, because Mankind faces Billy
gun right, Yeah, Billy Gunn takes on fucking Mankind, So like,
uh, that's the main event. By the way, Billy Gun and Mankind.
Now what you said, it's such distinct because we have to watch these
matches. So we got the King of the Ring coming up. Of course,
King of the Ring quarter Finals are the following matches. We have Ken
Shamrock versus Mark Henry. We got Jeff Jared versus Mark Merrow, we got
the Rock versus Triple H, and we got Dan Severan versus Owen Hart.
These are all matches tonight. Yeah, that's right, and they'll go to
the semifinals and then you know, blah blah blah blah blah. The semifinals
and the finals are at the pay re view. Yeah, right, so
they have to wrestle twice in one night, is what they say on H.
That's right commentary. So we kick off the King of the Ring Quarterfinals
with Ken Shamrock versus Mark Henry. Yeah, Mark Henry's out here with the
Nation of Domination and the Rock has an incredible outfit on with the shorts and
the shirt, and Godfather's looking icy, and Owen Heart's in his gear with
sunglass sunglasses, Yeah, crooked sunglasses, but sunglasses nonetheless, and he's looking
good. Ken Shamrock looking fucking as natural as I've ever seen them. Yeah,
I mean, gotta be top five natties ever Knight. By the way,
Uh, they call this guy later the natural. I probably I'm gonna
call him a piece of ship. I promise you that. I couldn't believe
I saw that match but later. So, yeah, Mark Henry's out here.
Man. Mark Henry's trapped at this point. Wow, he looks fantastic
here, He's fucking gigantic. Man. Yeah, he looks. He does
look great. All the Marke Henry stuff. He's still pretty green? Can
share? Mark still green? Sure? So we got some pretty standard corner
splash, elbow drop heat stuff here. They do kick out the nation at
the beginning of the match. By the way, Commissioner Slaughter is out here
and kick and choose all night about that? Okay, in my mind,
maybe I was wrong. Did they do it just for only the King of
the Ring matches? Oh, it's like continal classic rules? Yeah, like
it has to be no out there for Uh. Maybe she's got carb launch.
Maybe someone's gotta they have to this match, damn it. Exactly So
Mark Henry elbow Shamrock in the back. He gets him in a bear hug.
The only thing I'm thinking here is wow, this is like that two
K showcase I was watching Johnny play. Oh my fucking god, I'm glad
I didn't have to do any of these goddamn matches. But yeah, man,
wow, don't get me. Please, don't get me started. Don't
get me. Warrior video of them bear hug with no one saying anything eight
fucking minutes. It felt like, if not ten, it was staring at
a goddamn Warrior Hogan cut scene of why does that mode have so many like
down period cut scenes? What's wrong with them? I will say this much
about the differences between the bear hugs. The one Hogan and Warrior did.
For some reason, they were just standing straight up hugging. There was no
there was no hate or no like intensity in theirs. It was just,
yeah, they were kind of blown to ship. Yeah dude, Hogan laying
on each other. Hogan's like rubbing his skull. I just had He's like
a man, He's brushing his hands, just like, yeah, dude.
At least on this one, you know, he had Shamrock straddled up there
crazy and that might have been Mark Henry's finish, or at least it felt
like it because he goes forward a million times here and uh JR Jr.
Is yelling about Mark Henry pulling up Shamrock for a pin. Early on,
Mark Henry made a mistake. Rut dr Dad is a rookie mistake. Anyway,
Caine shit he would breathe his last breath on Mark in real quick.
He said, oh yeah, Mark, anyways, Kine is gonna die.
He just had to throw that in there. Yeah, So Shamrock gets down,
he tries to do a sunset flip. Here Mark Henry drops his ass
on top of him. Crazy dude. I thought Shamrock was gonna move,
but maybe like that idea of moving on that spot hasn't been invented yet because
years of Yoko Zuna just annihilating dudes. So so he just takes it in
full brount. Or maybe SHAMROCK's about it, dude. I saw a Yoko
Zuna one where it was a jobber, and I heard the story that the
guy taught ship to mister Fuji backstage, So Yoko Zuna decided to uh squish
this man's skull into the matt. It might still be on that mat.
I've seen this one specifically, dude, I've seen that. I don't know
who that guy was, but it is. It is Bonzi onto a man's
head from Yoko Zuna. It's one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
It is fucking horrific. Man. It's it's It's not as funny as
when Rikishi accidentally did that to Doug Bashelm because Doug Basham didn't move in time.
This was like super intent, like yeah, like it was like some
real crazy stuff here. One of the craziest BONDSI drops I've ever seen,
and maybe not what Mark Henry does. Mark Henry is way nicer here.
No, yeah, he's great here, and shamar school with it. So
Shamrock tries to knock Henry down with some leg lariats. It doesn't work.
Sharan Rock then turns to the rana and it does work with with gear on,
yeah, thankfully. And I like this. I like this a lot.
I like I'm gonna do this, and I'm gonna do this and it
doesn't work, and then I'm gonna change it up. I just think simple
stuff like that is very cool. Sometimes it was, and it got pomp
and it did because, like you know, everyone wants see a little paofright
that. I think this shits cool as fuck. Vader also exactly Claire and
attacks Mark Henry on the outside of the ring. Yeah, Vader, no
clips and just Vader splashes. I don't know what else you would call this.
Jake something, yea something. He just rushes him over. I don't
know where he came from because the crowd wasn't really reacting until Vader is on
screen. I said, how the fuck did this man just spawns appear?
Yeah? Mark Henry gets up into the ring, Shamrock ducks a clothes one,
hits Henry with the belly to belly and gets the win. I'm ashed
it on to mash it on. Love this fucking yeah that he did,
he should awesome. I don't know what happened in this run. Vince did
not like him. Yeah, what happened? That's really probably all was,
Yeah, you're right. Shamrock advances to the next round of the King of
the Ring, and Shamrock does what he is most over for doing, and
that's going, which is Yeah, I think that's cool. Chuck with Dell
ended up mastering that there's no better. There is no better. He like
he's running backwards arms out, screaming into the air. Yeah better than That's
some real ship. Kevin Kelly meets Shamrock at the top of the ramp and
congratulates them, advancing to the King of the Ring and Shamrocks little facial hair,
little blue shirt with the buttons. I like the coming up to the
match. Yeah, yeah, no, I do too. It felt like
and they did it. I'm pretty sure they did it for all the King
of the Ring winners. Oh no, a couple of them, least a
couple of them. Shamrock says, I didn't come this far to quit now,
and there's only one more heel to climb, and I'm going to be
on top when it's all said and done. I like this. Did shermrocks
tooth get sucked up? Or is this tooth always like that? I think
his tooth might always be like that. Okay, yeah, I think so.
But because I know what you're talking about it, yeah, I saw
it. I was like, wow, he gets ship rocked here. Though
I do feel like more times than not, Shamrock was leaving matches with like
a busted lip or a busted nose or something like that, so it could
have happened in this match. Well, Edge is chilling in the crowd with
glasses on. Yeah, he's uh, he's fucking it's his debut tonight.
Man, how is that possible? How is this on the same hanging on
the crowd, get backstage it maybe warm up shadow Box. By that Edge
is debuting on this show, which is nuts and his debut, well,
it probably doesn't go how you would want a debut to go on a lot
of what they were thinking. No, I don't think so either. Also,
by the way, we will also go via satellite to the home of
Paul Bear to get his reaction up to his son's announcement that he will set
himself on fire here tonight or not here tonight. I guess he could do
it here to night if he loses in the road. Dog, I think
I would do that if that was me first. Yeah, I'd probably just
quit fuck and white and black cape. Wow. See I like cookies and
cream canes. We got we got cane. We got no green cane.
We're just now getting blue cane. That's true. Yeah, man, how
is this? I mean, like, you guys really dropped the bucking ball
with this. Wrestling is all about dreams and aspiration swaps. Yeah, I'm
palace swaps. That's what I meant. Iow, he actually figure as good
as old of you. Pay Tony, You're right, So we get a
d X super soaker. God damn it. I'm from the South. I'm
so I can't say super soaker. I know super soaker, Dude. I
didn't say it till you said yeah. Sorry. Trying to say anything with
a literation fucks me up beyond belief. Do you have super soaker? That's
good? Good job? So yeah, man, these are We're the fucking
ship back in the day. By the way, dude, I don't really
know what, but super soakers and super soakers are awesome. Yeah, dude,
fucking pumping it up to max capacity and then going up to the back
of your friend's head and blasting his head and the smithers that's all I live
for. Yeah, I mean, you really gotta let him know. You
know, sometimes we skip the super soaker. I just get the hose out.
Sometimes I just watch, you know. Sometimes you put the screen up
on the trampoline and start beating the ship at each other. You know,
sometimes that's just happens. I mean, that is what I start swinging,
there's no water. Sorry, you start thinking about again and just gets me
rouled up. Super So started a lot of fights on my way, so
you know someone's gotta get hit. I mean like every time we brought out
the goddamn water balloon. Soone's fighting. Simple people don't like to get wet.
People get pissed when they gets water involved. It's like, you know,
it's like one hundred degrees outside and you're running around, don't want to
get shot. Good shirt, it's like a Nike T shirt. It's just
a Nike a good one. Everyone had to say Nike save in one bag.
Yeah, so Billy Gunn just starts using other commercial one liners here.
What was what was the don't leave home without it reference? I don't know
if I know that one. I knew the fresh Maker soldiers. Oh okay,
I don't know. That's fucked up that you would do that to me.
Now you're getting super So on your Remember it's the American Express, don't
leave home. Nobody, nobody is using your fly by Night credit card,
buddy, Why don't you go ahead and shut the hell up? Super CPS
three thousand, which also I don't think was the right number the fresh makeup,
and the director is pissed. He says, in all my years in
this business, I've never seen anything like this. You're the rudest, most
uncooperative people I've ever had. Most of my displeasure of working with a kine
for live spreight thousand. Toss my salad. God got the fucking cameras camera.
That's what the director said. Wow, thank you. So they the
X start annihilating this dude with three freshly pumped supers super super See I've talked
to you, CPS three thousand. Yeah, there's too much bullshit here,
but yeah. They start annihilating the stew with the super soaker and then a
w w F A stage hand comes in and starts talking about the super soaker,
and Billy Gunn says, hey, big Country, beat it. And
then they spray him down to beat the ship out of it and took his
shirt off into the chuckman. Don't even know what's about it. He put
on the net on the trip. It was a game of the scenario.
Nobody likes to get wet. I tell you, yeah, they shouldn't have
fun with that ship man. Dude, that ship the CPS was like they
had the little backpack with the water in it and shooting. I think that
CPS is like pretty thought of that. It's a constant pressure soaker or something
like that, or the child protected dude. Yeah, the backpacks of cheekode.
You can't fucking do that. You gotta just show up with what you
got and you got to reload at the guys like some home alone ship or
whatever, you know, like some blank chi bullshit you want. Come on,
you can't come to the fucking fight with a guy damn backpack. I'll
kill you taking a little woods We'll go to the to the is like that's
how you know that it's about to get crazy, Like I'm going to the
woods hurt. Just what you forgot that? So uh yeah, so we
go from that to uh Dustin Renolds versus x pot dude, fuck you man.
The Edges standing somewhere also sorry, yeah, Edges in a new spot.
He's just yeah, he's just changing partition. He's like a seat filler,
that's all he's doing. They can't from spot to fill seats. He's
standing there, arms folded next to another man who has his arms folded.
And then my next thing I wrote here is oh hell no, Dustin Ronalds
fucking god damn it. Yeah, because they showed Dustin Ronalds in the ring
on one knee with sting gloves on before they go to commercial and then comes
back that stings gloves. I like that they were actually stings real gloves.
So Dustin Ronalds is doing a gimmick where he's uh contemplating if he's just set
himself a fire. Greg answers, Cregs, he should. Yeah. Yeah,
he's sitting in the corner like Tim Tebow. Really yeah, he's praying.
He's praying. Yeah, I think he was. He was doing like
a religious thing, right, yeah, Because so I have this he was
Valvenus and then Terry Terry left him for Valvenus or some ship. I can't
remember how Marlena Marlena like leaves him. I don't know if it was for
Valvenus or not, though well they were having he was feuded with Venus at
the time. I think she had left him. Her name was Terry Runnolds,
and then uh came Dustin Runnelds after that. Uh. So basically he
was going to like be born again Christian or something at this and he uh
the they did been yetts and stuff with him, and they were sponsored by
the evangelists against television, movies and entertainment, which an acronym for eat me.
I don't know why they called it meat all right whatever. Wow,
So he was morn again, Christian I guess. I guess he's that he
is returning, He's coming back and people don't Jesus. But it was gold
dust. Oh yeah, so again, just like all of the other times,
he just becomes dusting again until it's time to go back to begin a
gimmick. Yeah, I'm I'm assuming time. I'm assuming this is like I
don't know, I'm guessing. Vince was like, Okay, try this maybe,
and uh like okay, you want to dust. You want to dusted
so bad? You try this ship and I'll tell you it sucks. Yeah,
I gotta set yourself on fire or whatever. I don't just assume that's
what it was. Like, that's my guess, is like, hey,
okay, you want like I swear, he wants to be like every chance
he gets, he wants to be dustin roads. Like I'm like, right,
he just wanted to be dusting. And then he said try it and
then it's yes, So Dustin Runnels is here, and uh, of course
he's facing x POC and of course you know this is a great crazy facing
Xbox. Well, Xbox I do something. I guess they had him there
for the two days or the two days we're gonna we're gonna pay him,
so he had to be in any way, that's fair. Did we ever
talk about like why, like Xbox the only d X guy that had a
DX variant theme, Like there was the d X theme and then there was
ault Box. I mean that was just their own song though, like they
had that already. Yeah, I actually growing up, I think I actually
the DX song was more Xbox thing for a while for me than it was
anybody else's. He was probably the only guy for a while coming out to
because everyone else sarted using others. So that's right. But yeah, like
Xbox theme is the same as you know, same band as the d X
one, and he was the only one that got that. I'm pretty sure,
which is I don't know. They just had high hopes when Xbox first
came in and he was gonna like be a bigger deal or what. Well
they were with the nation too, like everyone had their variant in the nation
as well. That is true. Delos was, I don't know, yeah,
but I don't know why they did it with Xbox only the Xbox.
I like Xbox. I like Xbox, and I like his Steve too.
It's awesome. Yeah, I do too. So x pok hits the X
Factor real early here. Uh and then to close the line. Yeah.
See that happens a lot on the show, where people do moves that they
become infamous for that they're not finishers and they're not named. Uh yeah.
Xbox then files it up by baseball sl like kicking the ship. Uh,
Dustin Ronald's head ship. I'm saying myself on the fire that might become seven
now. So x Pot gives Dustin a kick Como in the corner. Xpot
goes for Dustin's finished the bulldog. What the hell? But dust hangs him
up on the top of rope and then hits a line Nigel style off the
rope. I wish it was more Nogel style, but he does. Yeah,
he just sprints at him. He's not the second eything. Hot shot
from Dustin to XPOC off the top and a line for two dude. Xbox
does the Rakishi bump off the guillotine off the top, which I was like,
what the fuck. Yeah, there's anybody who's gonna make you look good
at the time of Xbox trying, Yeah he was, he was trying.
So China then attacks dust on the outside. This is a common occurrence night
in every match. Yeah, the ref is distracted by x POC because Dustin
missed a flying cross body and re attracted back trying to rush it. Like
she just rushes them and him hits them with like a gnarly back elbow.
Yeah, this ship just happened in the last match, Like who put the
sheet together? You might looking at this. Well, then two days of
tapings on one day, so you know what they always did every match was
like this, and you know he was writing this ship. So Xbox hits
his running leg, drops and drops that chin locker brother, It's time to
slow it down, dude. For some reason, x POC wants to slow
it down. Maybe they like had they went through all their ship and just
had more time, or they said, hey go a little longer for us,
will you. Yeah, they longer us Holy josh On Jr. For
the last two matches and said undertakers on the way to the arena. He's
on the way to the arena still, what the fuck is take get you
so long? Brother? Call time was twelve hours ago. You were here,
you were under the ring. We just saw you a minute ago.
Where are you? I feel like Austin's always on this way that they're in
it too, Like I think he's Austin's coming out in the last ten minutes
of the show every show, every time because they know people wait for him.
Yeah, yeah, you're you're yeah. So x Pok hits a spin
kick, it's a two. I wrote this match fucking stinks. And then
x POC drops that chin lock. Brother, Oh you're yeah, slow that
sucker down. That's what I was thinking on this point is they've done way
too much stuff. I just want to see him not do stuff. I
can't write down all these moves that they're doing. So Dustin fires up and
hits his face buster and cross body in a vertical souplex. Did he eat
two counts on both of those, by the way, yeah. China then
trips Dustin and x POC knocks his fucking head off with a kick and wins
the match, which I guess is his finish at the time, Yeah,
he was doing this spinning heel kick for but backwards, I don't know if
I was a spinning heel kick. It was a I think so, right.
I think I thought it was like some fucking I don't even know what
it like to me. I've never seen him do this, just like the
Xbox kick or whatever, But I mean it was you know, I don't
blame you for losing focus off this match, but you know there's a lot
to take in it. One time, Well it's time for you to go
be seven, So get out of the river Goldust running them or yeah,
dude, it's going on a career. That's weird. So Triple h comes
out here drinking water wine and they go to ringside and thirsty kind of ringside,
Dustin goes to give the handshake the Xbox who just cheated to beat him,
and X pot crotch chopped him. So, Dustin, you like a
real fucking dumb ass. I'll be honest, man, I don't know if
we said it earlier. Yeah, Dustin tried to shake his hand at the
top of the match to and X did the same exact thing. You want
to shake hands, you go to the fucking w c W. Go shake
hands over there with Seven, shake hands with Funk's chickens. Yeah, right
up the ass dust and then goes back to praying in the ring. Yeah.
Man, he's praying. He's praying that somebody, somebody learns that to
book dust and there's not been one company that was right. I don't think
that's the regular person. Sorry. Cooked for a minute, like right off
the rip there, yeah, I was like, damn, well, he's
bleeding every match. I said, he's doing bunkhouse brawls and said, wow,
they really figured out the fucking code for this guy to be. To
be fair though he was half gold dust still, yeah, but he wasn't
gold dust, but he's like channeling the energy at gold dust. He was
trying to take him over. Yeah, it wasn't actively the different version where
Seven is actively trying to take him over. He just gets falled half a
cowboy hand on so free tape time. Paul Bear is, oh, I'm
sorry, this is live via satellite. This is right now. Paul Bear
is at home in his little robe and his big big band aid on his
head, huge bandage, and j R. Says, now you heard your
your your your shun Cane's vow, and he will shut himself on fire and
breathe his last breath this sun. He didn't fucking say this. He didn't
say, what are you thinking about your son killing? Shelf? Here to
Paul Barre says he'll do it. I'll know he'll do it, and he's
not gonna have to do it because I'm gonna get off this sick bed.
He's in just a chair, and I'm gonna be at ringside next to my
son, where I've been my entire lifetime. Is not true, by the
way, No, it's not true. And this Sunday I'll be standing by
his side when he's crowned w w F champion. Well, it's all right,
he'll be F champions though, you know, everything be all right in
the household. That'll make up. You can't bring on the title, put
it on the bed. Well, I'm I'm fucking somebody crazy, don't here.
We're a little bit off out the door man, that's crazy. So
we get a super soaker King of the Ring pay review commercial, Yeah for
taker mankind him video. Yeah, Yeah, that's gonna be sweet, I
hope. Yeah, that sounds like it's gonna change a lot of things for
a lot of business. Is gonna be different forever. Yeah, Ed is
still here in the crowd. Yeah, he's just fucking villain. Seats in
another spot. He doesn't seem to be a joint here. He's creepy.
That's not creepy. He's just moving around here. So creepy man. One
is a tormented man. This one. I'm thinking advertising. This guy sitting
down in the crowd. He doesn't seem to be enjoying this show. Whats
so it doesn't like wrestling? Yeah, no, not at all. And
Jared shays why here? Well, because this is a tape show, So
sorry, what the fuck? Stop classic dig? What are you talking about?
So now wha I want to sell here? So now we get the
Jerry Lawler town Hall. Jerry Lawler is here with a pressed haircut, crazy
purple Barney looking, fucking freak of nature. He put the grease down on
the hair, just smacked it down as close to his head as possible.
He put on his chest too. A crazy guy. Someone someone should investigate
him, yes, gat yeah, yeah yeah. Lawler uh says uh so
much bullshit here he talks about him having an issue with al Snow The living
proof that he's an idiot is that he carries around a plastic head around with
him and he's talking to it, and he knows that al Snow is here
tonight because he was told that alf Snow went into the cleaning lady's closet he
stole her dress, and he's trying to disguise himself. Now, I'm not
sure if that means she had a dress in the closet or if he stole
it from her. Regardless, that's a good question. Fucking I don't know.
Yeah, makes sense. Well, he's hiding somewhere because he thinks he
can sneak up on me again. And now I'm gonna invite you into the
ring because I got something for you. You've been wanting to meet with Vince
McMahon, and you don't have to sneak up on me. Just come out
here. This is this is only the beginning, dude. So I thought,
like, oh, yeah, he's just like trying to make fun of
him, or so like Jerry Low was making fun of him, that he's
like jess of like the cleaning lady. Ha ha, yeah, like that's
no, he actually comes through the Lola says, look, actually, if
you've seen an old lady with two heads, that's Al Snow. Then they
show Al Snow coming through the crowd dressed as an old lady with head with
head has a crown on their head. This is so fucking funny. It
makes me want to emerge without looking. I'm I'm laughing at it. So
they go into this whole fucking diet tribe of Al Snow. He stole the
king's crown and he said, lawless is all I guess? She said,
Oh, I guess. Think everyone looks a little head. I don't.
I don't like the one you want? You got? What? What the
fuck are you talking about? You? It's the best part, I don't
know if it's here or coming up. Is with they show the old lady.
They cut the ball bear eating potato chips for a second. Oh that's
right after this. Yeah, yeah, Lawler says, you got something I
want and I got something you want? And yeah, they cut the ball
Bear at home eating popcorn and drinking soda. I don't know what. It
showed him not looking at the TV during this segment. By the way,
he was not enjoying this because because they knew this is ship, so they
had to show something else. Cut the ball bear right now, cut to
him. Cut cut Yeah, man, please do anything to fucking speed this
dog shit up. They must have been dreading this because they knew how much
longer this was going to be going on. For it, because it goes
on forever. Al Snow is in the ring, dresses an old lady,
yelling at Head. He says, I told you not to take it.
You're such a thief. Now give it back, and that's why we're banned
from Blabart because you try to steal a hat, and says everyone knows that
Head ain't got any fingers. Just give me the crown. Now hear this
one? James al Snow looks ahead and says, oh wow, that's a
good line. I'll use it. Hey, King, chickens don't have fingers,
but they still sell in restaurants. Hmm. They exchanged the paper that
Lawla has in the crown. The crowd could not be quieter. They are
dead. They don't give a fuck if they did. But no, they
have no clue. They don't funk with any of this. So al Stow
has this paper and he reads in. He says, hey, wait a
minute, this isn't an apployment. It's a contract, and it says,
oh yeah, it's it's but it's signed by Vince. And Al's arguing with
the fucking head about a speed reading course and he says, oh, because
I can't read that, it doesn't mean I'm stupid. I'm gonna reading over
your shoulder. You don't have any shoulders wam. Al says, well,
we got to tag about your King of the Ring against that kid, Scott
Taylor, and oh his son, he is his son, yes he is,
Hey, Lola settle an argument for us. Brian Crucifer is your kid,
right, Lala says, He's not my kid. This is this is
the worst fucking thing. And Toniook doesn't work here, but I feel like
he should walk out here and tell them to take it. Someone fire the
ring. You know, I figure something out here. Slapping alson around here
would have probably like helped his career immensely. Al talking to head says,
oh, I had to be different, howk coming to the w W f
ol, everything will be different because I'm with you. Vince will talk to
you because he likes me, well, he still hates me and he won't
get me an appointment until I do the j O B on the PPV.
You're about to have n O j OB here in a minute, buddy,
that's just on f I r E. Suck my d I c K.
You're killing ov W. Lawas says, if you do the job on PPV,
you are his tory. In order to get a meeting with Vince,
you have to win the tag match, which Al Snow completely doesn't understand because
he lays on the ground and says, you know, fuck it, pin
me, come on, pin me, pin me, pay me, beat
me. You know I'll count the lights and let's go home. Lawis is
all right, dude, why don't you fuck off? This is Lawler fucking
says all right, too much, come on out here, take a look
at this fucking idiot. Too much rush the ring. Al Snow gets up,
hits them both with head, and then he leaves and goes to the
commentary j R. And says, tell Vince he's got a magic King of
the ring because head doesn't lay down for anybody. I don't know what fuck
you get the fucking HACW. He ruined my life and Al Snow leaves through
the crowd. This was and I'm sorry, listeners, but it was an
excruciating, what seemed like fifteen minute segment that I needed you to understand how
long this fucking went and how nothing and dog shit it was. And I
think, I don't know if maybe I'm wrong, I don't know if it
is, but I feel like this is what leads to the match where they
do a tag with al stowing too much and too much win because they put
head on a head and shoulders shampoo bottle and pin him because his shoulders are
on the mat. Oh yeah, okay, that's funny. Yes, it
was fucking hilarious. Let me let me say this much. I'd like to
give a round of applause to Johnny for talking through that whole thing. It's
fucking hard. Jasplause there, you know, it's it's it's for it's for
uh, you know, the sake of the archives, because you know,
we could have easily just skipped over it. But no, it was a
painful process that everyone is very painful. This was like the most painful thing
I've had to watch in a long time. I think this is the worst
segment I've seen in a fucking minute. Okay, so you're right, you're
right, like, yeah, this is I don't know how like I would
have this motherfucker would to be working here type this will get bad, dude.
Okay, So like this is We've watched like again, we were two
thirty nine, We've watched a lot of fucking bad ship this like this had
to be grounds for a firing. This is horrible. Yeah, this was
like a waste of time. It was a waste of time that the crowd
died on for a guy that never wins. No one comes to see,
Like why why is this happening for a match that no one gives a fuck
about? And we're on taping number dude. Yeah, I'm leaving the arena.
You get you get the car ready, We're leaving it. I guess
the only they said Stone Gold's gonna be here. That's the only reason You're
dad's staying. You gotta drive. I'm just nine. I'll just thirteen beers
about it. So Kevin Kelly with little facial hairs at Steve Austin's locker room
edge is also still in the ground on the stage. Now, he's fucking
super How are you not completely spooked out by this? He'll make it to
the rig I think, I don't know. Yeah, he definitely will Tony.
My thoughts this guy is like a four minutes always on the edge,
he exploding at any minute. My thoughts on those guys are lost the edge.
He's on a downward spiral. Some say he's elder educator and he likes
the education all over the place. Oh wow, who is saying this?
What the These are just my internal thoughts as I'm watching Edge ejaculating to it
sounds like you're turning into a tormented soul. Yeah that's why. Oh my
god, look at the video feeds. They're both switching places and movie all
around. Oh my goodness, it's going crazy. Wow, glasses on them.
Oh my god, you look like a tormented sult in red Hue.
So that was time for Mark Merraw versus Jeff Jarrett King of the Ring quarterfinals.
Yeah. Mark Merrow is with Jacqueline, who I believe is meant to
be his new girlfriend, and Jeff Jarrett is with Tennessee Lee, who is
his owner. I don't know what his new girlfriend? This is? Right?
Actually, okay, that was just Southern match of the y. The
way you go everything on the show is that's true. Miss Jackie here,
complete smoke show by the way, Oh my god, fucking gorgeous here man,
Wow, god blass. Tennessee Lee is here and he's fucking smoke show
man. I mean, he is gorgeous. Do we talk about a big
hog? Have we talked about that before? No? That's that was a
rumor that was he was slang. Yeah he had a huge hog. Yeah?
Is that right? Yeah? I think you can probably look at look
up what Lee shoots on his big hog. I find a source heer at
CM Paul's Tennessee Lee has a fat hog, Tennessee Lee hog And all I
got was HENRYO Godwin. So well, that's also not that, Like,
let's take that. You know, that's an old rumor. He was super
hog. Now wait, okay, Oddly enough, I typed Tennessee Le big
cock. I don't know why I did this, but somebody on Twitter said
the Tennessee League gimmick is to have a big dick. Don't be a big
dick. And this is in reply to Tennessee Lee shiitting on Tony Shavanni for
being the biggest piece of ship in the rest industry. Twitter is fucking funny
at I don't think Twitter in my editor is now. But yeah, Lee
was eighty years old here, fucking Tony Jivani said, I don't think this
word is working. Let's see what other Tennessee Lee sweets are aw sinks too
low in these hostile times. I believe it. I believe that's the bishoff
Eric, remember me the Turtle Parker ship fucking ship wow doesn't draw ratings.
He's a good wrestler, but he never was a draw hashtag a w wow.
I'm this is all Tennessee Lee in my fucking book here. Yeah,
I mean that's the Twitter at McDon donald's. Kudos to Sue at McDonald's.
In the field CT driving through. He's about the little businesses found out,
all the hard workers, you know. Yeah, that's good. Our last
one here, sorry, sorry, last one here at mister Pectacular. Most
jack guy in wrestling at mister Spectacular. When does your Netflix stuff come out?
He's a big reply guy for mister Spectacular. That's awesome that sorry,
okay, yeah, it shouts out Tennessee Lee and his big cock. So
Jared is here in big double j jacket. Not theatricks or anything here,
just double j jacket. I was hoping he would come up with a big
horse, but I guess he had Tennessee Lee with them. Mispctacular. Yeah.
Man, So here's my thoughts on this. This was better than it
had any right being. This was fun. It was I don't know if
it was meant to be fun, but it was fun and they dried very
hard to do some shit here. By the way, Jr. Says,
Shable has been employed in some capacity to tighten sports. So I guess last
week's shit Sable returned to the company as like Vince's like secretary. I guess
you could call it. Well, she comes out later, she does so.
Uh. Mark Merrow gets out of the ring as the crowd is chanting
Sable and covers Jackie's ears to start this awesome. Yeah, I thought that
was a good character work. Marrow hits the he cause it the springboard.
Marrow salt, dude. This was after by the way, he stuffed Jarrett
with the power bomb. He goes up top. Why do you describe this?
He's on the top rope, he jumps, turns in the air,
lands again on the top rope, and then does a moon Salt. Yeah,
I thought this was the coolest thing I've ever seen. Well. I
feel like Jack Evans did this in Scrabble Cage to the floors. That's why
I think all three are the only ones. I thought so because j R.
Doesn't react other than calling the move, and the crowd doesn't react either.
Yeah, I thought this was coole as shit. I was like,
wow, this is like especially for someone like Mark Merrow, who, like,
you know, his gimmick is not well, no, he has a
lot of cool moves. Johnny be bad. He definitely was more of this.
Yeah, sure, but he's out here in the box and shorts and
ship you know what I mean with this gimmick. But yeah, man,
he was. He had some cool ass moves in the chamber, you know,
absolutely, man, And you know the crowd doesn't react. So Jeff
Jarrett has to take it up a notch here. So Jeff Jarrett invents the
Ali oop ball style into the top room. This is the coolest shit I've
ever seen. And if I don't see someone doing this now you're missing out.
Released bomb into the ropes backwards. It was awesome, and j R.
Said, oh, yeah, or whatever, Let's take a look at
our super sugared fucking double feature. He has no Kaan's gonna lie himself a
fire knight under Kacker's on his way all right. Yeah, so right off
the bat here we get some really cool shit from these two crazy moves.
Yeah, it felt like a change of pace finally here tonight. Yeah.
Maro hits an inside cradle four two, and then Jared blows his head off
with a line. Fuck he took his head off with it. Yeah,
they were working. Tennessee Lee and Jackie are now arguing. Yeah, because
Jared got tripped by Jacqueline. So Tennessee Lee took his big gallant hat off
and started running after her. I don't know what he was doing, but
he chases after the ref gets out of the ring to stop and get me
in between both of them. So the ref's distracted, which leads to Marko
Merrow doing a huge pantomime just to get ready to low blow Jeff Jerry like
it looked like he was set up to punch him in the head and said
he drops down and low blows Jeff Jared big style. Then tkosm. He
goes for the pin, but the ref is still distracted on the outside.
Uh, and the crowd starts losing their mind. The crowd rupts. Dude,
this is the biggest pop of the night. Sable comes out in the
most unbelievable leather outfit you will ever see in your entire your life. This
is insane. This probably looked crazy on four three c r T. Holy.
He's speaking his ship crazy, was bleeding crazy. He's right up to
the TV Tony style with headphones, crazy head. So yeah, she comes
out here, huge fucking pop. Marrow is distracted by this. He's distracted
before he even knows Sables out there because the crowd starts going nuts. I
thought you were going nuts for him. Ship. Marrow is distracted, eventually
turns around into an even flow d DT from Jarrett, and Jarrett gets the
wind. Even flow d d T. That's not what it was called.
Yeah, that's what it was called. Jared even from Effect and the Super
Choker replay of the even Flow Raven. I'm in the flock and I'm gonna
die if I get out of it for life. Yeah, man, Sable
then just fucking turns around walks away. Dude. She didn't have to do
anything. She just came out here and was unbelievably hot and then leave.
This is Austin style, come out, gig, come out. I was
like, come on, gig, you big bop leave. Yeah, I
mean Sable's fucking awesome. Yeah, Sable. Uh fighting for the most over
people in the show. Sable versus Austin would be a WrestleMania main event and
have broke rekers or if they did, like Sable and Austin against like two
fucking people, that would have been that would have been fucking insane. W
CW is dying early, didn't she am? I what was it? Did
she show up in like the front row w W when she leaves here?
I think so, yeah she did, but like she can't work because she
has like a fucking fucked up contract with them or something. But yeah she's
like something that's right, Yeah, yeah she should be. How is she
not in the Hall of Fame? Yeah? I don't know, that's crazy.
Yeah. She was part of the Attitude era absolutely, man, she
was like, yeah, she was fucking over. The only person more over
than they're on the show was Austin. Yeah, sab Obama was sick.
It was over too. So. Kevin Kelly tries to talk to Jeff jareded
after the match, and Jared says he's the king of country music. Yeah,
the king of country music. And the Sunday is gonna be crowned not
only the greatest singer and entertainer and wrestler, but the king of the w
w F. And then Tennessee, Tennessee. Lee starts going on and fucking
Jeff and then they come off. Fuck Donny Giovanni McDonald's don't watch that match
later. He fucking sucks. So Bam Bear somehow knows that Caine's segment is
coming up next. Yeah, my boy is next. Okay, how do
you know this? We get the w w F re Wind, brought to
you by Cine Burst Bite the Burst. It is hell in the Cell from
last week, where Caine, as we said, not trying to rip off
the cell door like he did in the first cell. Instead, he climbs
all the way to the top and is staring down at it, trying to
save his dad. Stone Cold climbs up and just starts pummeling him from the
cane is on all fours and Austin jumps on him. They broke the cage.
As his thoughts or I can beat the ship out of you up here,
and everything's okay. I'm not even they fell through. Oh my god,
Greg there, Wow, Austin falls to dude head first. I don't
even know. I don't even know. Wow, it's gotta be video game
style where they bounce up like a million feet, you know, like like
shut your mouth, where they stand back up. You know. Austin maybe
could have saved it if it broke, and he like, uh, like
like scary movies? Was it scary movie where like they're making a big fall
and the dude grabs the girl and like moves her in front of him,
so her face. What movie is that? Fuck? I want to say
it's a scary movie movie. But regardless, Yeah, if he just stayed
on top of Cane and made Kane take the fucking fall lands on top of
them, that would have been sweet. So now we go to road Dog
versus Kane, and I'm sure that Kane feels like he wishes that happened to
him last week. We're the Dog. We're in the war zone. Boys
are shit for middle figures maybe or maybe not. Fucking Jr. Says Helen.
A shell it shoved over the ring and we don't know why road Dog
comes out here, And he says, Austin Texas. It's hotter than forty
farts in a wolf stock, But then again, so is degeneration eggs.
All right, all right, dude, he does the he does the Ladies
and Gentlemen intro, but I guess he only just started doing this because the
crowd is not doing it with them. The music's also playing the whole way
through. That's also true. So the ref sends Billy Gun in the back
for this one. He says, this is gonna be a banger, so
get the fuck out of here. All right. Maybe that's why because I
wrote down that this was a King of the Ring match, but it definitely
wasn't this. They threw Billy Gun out. Yeah, so Jerry Lawler says
that Kane has worn this mask for his entire life. We understand that was
that was James. I believe YouTube reviewed an episode. Oh no, that
was a Kine baby. That wasn't Kane as a baby, was it Kane?
Well that was yeah, that was Kane's seed, Okay, got it?
Okay, Yeah, I guess we haven't seen Caine baby pictures, but
I've always assumed he had the mask after the fire, not from birth.
I kind of want to fuck with twenty year old Caine. I bet your
twenty year old Kaine was rocking crazy fucking PACKI shorts, necklace, Oh yeah,
little mask, Yeah, a little fucking little tola with mask on,
with over masks. O my god, I see it's a dealership. I
bet you dads on dealer. So Kine gets his heat. Road Dog gives
Cane the punch combo, then fucking goes nuts with his crots chop in the
crowd. He does do a crazy one. He also pokes Kane in the
eye, and Jared says, I poke to the good eye. Oh he
does glass eye. I guess right. Is it glass or is it just
fucked Oh? I don't know if it's glass the lore or is that just
what they put on. He has a contact and it makes him look yeah
head from birth. He came up with a glass eye too, just fucked
up? Yeah, yeah sure. Caine then jumps up to the apron and
snaps road Dog's head on the rope. Here. Yeah, he gets clos
on over the top and Kane lands on his feet, and then Brock jumps
onto the apron. I said, what the fuck? Jr? Says.
He snaps road Dog's neck on the ropes like he has a small child.
Oh, Kate was a child. This so Kate, that's the flying line
road dog low blows Caane. He no sells the low blow. Oh he
was born with no genitals. The clown has no penis on. This guy
not being effect about a low blow is crazy Cane War. But what we
have seen what he was frocking with, so you know, I guess he's
not Lee. Actually he was the fleet opposite. So Kin hits the tombstone,
pins him, arms straight out and he went through. Yeah man,
and Cain leaves and then as Kan is going up the ramp, Paul Bear
is on the tron and JR. Is already talking to him like Caine's not
going here he is. Yeah, they go right into it, which I
thought was kind of cool that they just went to But like the fact that
Cain like didn't stop and look up at Paul Bear big on the tron.
He just walked right to the bag. I don't know if he knew that
they were doing this. I pissed off. I blew a spot my fuck.
I had to not sell my balls. So JR. Is talking to
Paul Behar and JR. Asks Paul Barer, how is your physical condition?
And Paul Barre says, it's a slow heel, but it's healing. And
I have to be there for my son on Sunday, but I will be
there, And Jr. Says, why do you why do you think Undertaker
did what he did last week on Wrong And Barr says, it doesn't take
a genius to figure this one out. I knew the Undertaker's plot, the
collusion. He wanted to destroy Stone Cold, Steve Austin, and I knew,
and he didn't want me to tell the world, and I told the
world, so he wanted to shut me up, but he didn't shut me
up, Diddy. And then the lights begin to flicker in Paul Bear's house
and Paul Bear says, oh, I don't know, they always do that
should have been fucking but yeah, Paul Baron just says, oh, was
just lightning, don't worry about it. And then all of a sudden you
can hear a door slam open, and then a woman screams in the background,
probably I don't know who the fuck that was. One's many and then
Undertaker in an American badass attire. I guess you could say it's a mixy.
Yeah, he's about to ride into the desert. Undertaker is what this
is? That's what's going on here. Undertaker walks in, starts knocking some
shit over. Then he turns to Paul Bear and says, you think I've
forgotten where you lived? It starts throwing bunches at Paul Bear's head. First,
he's doing like the big wind back claw shots. Undertaker doesn't. He
just starts throwing Wow, he's really slugging him. Then tak Her grabs Paul
Bear by his robe, rips him out of his chair, and throws him
onto a table. He knocks over a dresser and and then as he does
this, take Her falls backwards onto a couch. Please keep that in mind.
Take her then gets back up off the couch, starts beating the ship
out of Paul Bear once again, just throwing These are crazy, you know.
Yeah, he's fucking giving it to him. He probably said it,
I gotta get I gotta give it to you. I I know where you
live. I gotta beat the ship up to you. Never moved or anything.
No, I mean you can't fight. He's not a fighter. In
front of his girl to come on, man, So the last thing you
see here is Taker picks up a big ass lounge chair and just throws it
on top of Paul Bear's head it looks like and then the camera starts breaking
up and the scene ends. So Undertaker got injured from this from doing this
holy shit from The Observer. June twenty nine, nineteen ninety eight, Undertaker
suffered an ankle injury, which is believed to be a cracked ankle with some
bone chips, doing an angle at the Austin, Texas taping on location from
what was supposed to be Paul Bear's house that he was tearing up, which
aired on the six twenty two Raw, although there wasn't a noticeable spot on
camera where he was injured. Ironically, during the angle, Paul Bear also
suffered an ankle injury, which appeared to be when Undertaker was throwing furniture around
and something landed on his leg, and although his role at house shows is
more limited physically, couldn't appear to manage Caine on the shows for the rest
of the week with them using the television beating as the storyline excuse. Dude,
So this taped angle stubbed his fucking ankle, crazy bone and shit dead.
It was a cool fucking segment, so I'll give him that much.
It was funny as funk. You think I forgot where you live? It
was I lived here. Yeah, that was got to wrestle. He's got
a wrestle. King of the Ring held the cell. After that, him
and Austin both wrestled King of the Ring. That would have beat the ship
back him backwards. Wow, he just stands on bs, I forgot where
you live? Bear stands up and just fucking rips the road. Get the
house over, handsome so I's grounding bounce, he knocks it down. He's
a thrown He's the real dead man. Dude. That would have been so
fucking awesome. History would have been. This would have been fucked up beyond
belief and the well his girl okay, of course he has many babies in
his house and they never forget where he lives. You never home is where
you make it. So Edge versus Jose Estrada is up next. Dude,
This this is fucking fucked up. All of this is fucked up. Here
Edges entrance the going you know, being in the crowd, the whole show.
This is Edge's first match on w W f t V. He comes
in through the crowd. They do like kind of like a d X style
intro. I guess you could say, because they're flashing between the tron and
like live footage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly which I don't
know. I guess that, you know, that would make me feel like
he's a tortured soul. I think when you do that, someone say he's
on the edge of exploding at eight time, m mom, on the edge
of setting myself on wire. I think that this has gotta be one of
the craziest debuts I've ever seen. I was, yeah, I was not
even aware this is how Edge debuted. It's crazy. History does not reflect
on Edge's debut. Oddly enough, it just goes right to the brood.
That's yeah, you're right, Wow, yeah, yeah, he's a torment
and soul and uh that's how he's gonna wrestle this match against Jose Estrada.
Of course I don't know who this man is. This match was fucking just
the worst. So Edge, So it's so crazy how quickly it changes from
Wow, that was cool to you gotta be kidding me. Yeah, no,
you're right. So Edge hits a tope Conhillo to the outside and I
was like, wow, that was awesome. This is like a real big
difference for the rest of the matches so far tonight. This is sick.
Well then Jose Estrada then just lays there and gets counted out for a ten
and Edge looks confused. The crowd is confused. I'm fucking confused. So
Jose Strata shoot injures his neck here, Okay, it's real. It is
real. I didn't know it was real either. I was like, wow,
this is a weird way to debut him as a torture soul confused about
winning by count out. I was like, Okay, maybe they're gonna go
like he wants to be like a real competitor and win. I don't know
why. You know, you don't have good will with anybody when you do
something this dumb. And they're like, yeah, this was just being bad,
Yeah dude, So yeah on the tokay, like they they replayed a
bunch of times Edges Edge crushes his head and it legit injures him and they
legit stretcher him out. Yeah. I thought that was just a dumb debut.
I did too, and I was like this, I was like,
I have to find out what Edge thinks of this or what happened to here,
But no, Yeah, he Jose Shoot gets injured there and they just
say he gets counted out on Edge winds. Yeah, he's a tormented soul
on the edge of exploding at anytime. Pay explode over fucking Eddrada. I'm
sure he went back stage. Everything was great. Edge talked about this before
on like a thing. Uh basically says uh that he was like, fuck,
I can't believe I did that. My career is over kind of thing.
Let's see I honestly, Yeah, I mean like you come in and
like you heard a dude, and like, yeah, I'm surprised they didn't
say, hey man, you gotta go back to fucking you gotta go back
to Deep South or whatever they were doing at the time. You gotta go.
Tom Pritchard needs to talk to you. Yeah, Jose Astrada gets hurt
there. Lows Frequence competed on Super Astros until the show ended in August ninety
nine, and then all three left the company, and then Astrata retired from
wrestling shortly after. So Astrata like, yeah, pretty much retires less than
a year after this. Wow, So we go backstage, Mankind and Kane
are fucking dude, who don't know what you want to call it. Cain
is flipping out of the locker room because I guess he watched I don't know
where he watched it from. He guess it must have got to the back
and saw it on the monitor. He stood in the monitor with all the
boys and watched his dad get his ass whooped. And Kane is flipping out
of the locker room. Mankind is trying to stop him, but all the
while, Caine is continuously putting the voice box up to his neck. So
Mankind is going real and Cain is going haircut. Why the fuck? Like
this is the funniest anything Mankind, jump on. I hear it's the craziest
visual of all time. Dude, Yeah, Like it's even crazier because how
they got into the shot was Jose Astrada is laying on the ramp. People
are checking on them, and then all of a sudden, you hear boom
what and then it shows Mankind rolling all over Kate. What the fuck is
going on here? This is wow? This might be one of my favorite
little back Actually, the one later is better than this, if you can
believe. Yeah, it's actually better. Why is Kate putting the bow around
the room stopping? Man, my god? Yeah wow, you know my
dad is hurting, my brother has bone shie. I gotta imagine that back
in the day on the CRT with this shitty sound and the bad picture,
that this was probably better. Ship an HD on my four k fucking joint.
It's hilarious. Yeah, yeah, I'm glad they did it like this.
Like if I was if I had the option to have Kane do this
or not do this. There's not one single world where I say, do
not have him go and do this again every week like this is fucking that's
him in the ring doing this. So the King of the Ring is brought
to you by super Soaker. Get soaked. Oh yeah, man, so
now it's dying for Dan Severn versus Owen Hart. Dan Severn comes out here.
He just got blasted with a super so Yeah, he's got his little
gray tank top on as wet as hell. Uh, there's a King Ring
quarterfinals. As you said, Jr. Says, own Heart has a history
of hurting a lot of people in w F. You know, he saw
he did the Xbox saw we did a Shawn Michaels and many others including Ken
Shamrocks. Did he not fucking hurt Austin? Did we just not talk about
that? Wasn't that the biggest one? It was the biggest one? Well,
then I talk about it's not like Owen's not a heel. Yeah,
that's true. I don't know. Maybe they just as a soft spot for
j R. Why did you do that? So? Owen Hart's theme here
is fantastic. It's owen Hart just saying one liners the entire time. Yeah,
I am not a nugget. I don't know what all the other ones
are, but they are fucking Some of these are crazy. Yeah, like
you charge your backs on me, I don't. I tried to be a
nice guy. Come and take your best shot. This is like, this
is crazy. I love that they play extra logs so you can get through
a lot of these one liners. Yeah, it is fucking fantastic. Wow,
and this is amazing. If you want to talk about a match where
you are going to set Dan Severn up for the best that he could possibly
be facing owen Hart, is the right time because they do they do an
angle where owen Hart fucking breaks his neck, don't they I think so?
Yeah, I believe they do. I'm guessing after this then yeah, I
think so Okay, then I gets sad. Yeah yeah, Owen Hart.
By the way, I didn't know this. I just saw this recently.
Owen's name on the iw GP junior title. It's but Owen Hart as an
H E A R T. Really. Yeah, it's cool, A little
tid bit of information. Interesting. Yeah, it's cool that. I think
it's cool that that. You know, they don't have it on the V
five belt for the heavyweight one anymore. Sure they still. I think they
still have the same one that's always been there for the junior heavyweight one.
Oh wow, that's pretty cool. Yeah that is really cool. So they
start to wrestle around to uh start this one. Dan tackles Owen and literally
wrestling around like yeah, shoot fight, wrestling around. Yeah, it's pretty
cool. So you know, Dan hits a German souplex on Owen. Looked
real nice, real snow dude. He speared the funk out of him too
to take him down. And then yeah, the German on his head was
very cool. If there's anyone for Dan to face in this tournament. I
wish you could have faced Owen in every round forever. Oh my god,
I just run this for as long as you can. Yeah, because Dan
has such a look and yeah, he's such an athlete, and like he
just needed to be with guys that could work, you know. Yeah,
and OA could have worked him every day on every you know, every year.
Okay, yeah, legitimately, so Owen grabs a camel clutch on Dan.
Dan whips Owen into the buckle, hits the belly to belly. Fuck,
you can shamrock, it's my move. So Dan whips ow and again,
Owner verses into a swinging neck breaker and shots whoo. Puts arms up.
So Owen grabs Jr's chair from ringside and throws it in the ring literally
like not just like it was a chair Jr. Had with him. He
legit goes underneath Jr. And rips the chair out from under him and sends
it into the ring. So Dan grabs the chair first, and the ref
goes to grab it from him. Owen's at ringside by the ramp now and
Xpot comes in and hits him square in the back of the head with a
steel chair. He blessed him with this chair as hard as he possibly can,
so much so that the back of Owen's head is dripping with blood.
Fuck he doesn't notice until afterwards. Yeah no, but yeah, like he
is busted open. What the FuG well, Dan then taps O out with
stretches them Stuart style. I didn't know what the weird as. Yeah,
I mean gives it to him too. Yeah. Yeah, And then the
Nation comes out and they check on Owen because his head is bleeding, as
you do with your boy I mean, dude, and then they do the
JVC koud boom box kouboom of the week, which is Xbox I'm not a
car new moments ago. In the back of the head with a fucking chair.
Yeah, they said he's bleeding. Show it again, dude. They
JFK superimposed so you can fucking see where he directly hits him in the back
of It's insane. They do like goddamn maddened circling of it, and I
was like, oh my god, Wow, So now it's time for the
rock town Hall. Yeah, the rock is out here. Uh, he's
still with obviously. They came out to check on Owen and he's with an
asi of domination in the ring, and the Rock says, if you and
the rest of your d X stra Broni's got any testicular fortitude, you'll come
out here, smell what the Rock is cooking and get it on with the
nation. Well, the X comes on out here. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, they say they're not fucking around. They come out, d X
all come out and uh but the refs and god damn stinky Sergeant Slaughter is
out here and he's bald and fat and sorry, and he's stopping them at
the ramp, and you know they're trying to keep them from fighting. So
DX go back up the ramp and then x poc unleashes a flurry of crotch
chops like never seen before the exactly James, so much so that the Rock
is bug eyed from what he is witnessing as on xbox unleashes the crotch chop
of from hell, you look like Jimmy Snooker. Don't take well, he's
in the bloodline. Throw him up. Yeah, he's something blood on the
line. Yeah, they always will be. So they go to commercial,
and they go to commercial and come back and it's time for the King of
the Ring quarterfinal with the Rock and Triple h But they just do Triple Ah's
entrance again. That's right, Oh yeah, they do. They leave and
then the Rock stays in the ring and ships on the crowd. So they're
chanting Rocky sucks before this bitch even starts, and then they hit triples music
again and he comes back out for the match. Get down, so you
start this matchup off here, Rocky sucks. Rocky sucks. You guys are
racky, racky. I wrote down here, how many fucking errors do I
have to watch these two have matches? And every time they get too much
time they dude, why is that? You think they just have a fucking
faith or what? I guess They're two guys are trying to position in a
well off spot on the cards. They're like, you guys need to get
used to this. Yeah, yeah, I guess that's that's pretty He is
game, That's why I guess. So, I guess so he is,
uh god, he is this match thinks this match thanks guys. Uh And
I think I think I wrote to James, I said, I've been watching
Triple A versus The Rock for the past hour is rough. The way the
Rock walks here in this match is so fucking funny to me it out.
Yeah, he hits his back, always sticks his chest out, nuts with
arms. Yeah, this crazy looking dude here, he's trying to be like
they said, you gotta be as confident as cocky as any man would be,
and that means he has to stick his chin up and chest out as
at nausea. China eventually gets involved as the Rock is crots chopping at Triple
Hs on the outside. Crazy in the Rock does an unbelieve amount of crime.
You must have saw Xbox doing it, said I'm getting my back.
He opened his eyes required and sucked in all the juice and said I'm doing
this. Later he took a see Xbox was never pushed from them from that
point on. So China's a d DT on the Rock. The Rock kicks
out at too. That was the China effect, but it's not the end
of the match. He's not wrong. Yeah, thank you, Tony,
like I respect you when you're right. You're right. So Triple H with
the chin lock at the nine hour mark in this match. Then hour match,
China goes to hit the Rock with the Europeans title, but the ref
notices the Rock low blows triple H. Dude, the Europeans, the europe
the title phoenis Yeah, the rev noses the Rock load blows triple H.
We have seen forty low blows tonight, along with fifty interferences and nine injections.
That's correct career. They're putting up record numbers. The wire berry up
and starts to swinging some more out the fences because Rod's catching up with these
numbers. Dude, It's unbelievable. And oddly enough, what the Rock does
after this low blow may be the strangest thing on the whole show. This
is his finish. So the Rock low blows triple H as he's going for
the pedigree, and then the Rock hits the perfect plex to win the match.
What the fuck? That's his move? Is no name for it,
josh I hit him with the Fisherman shoe PLEXI what right? The amount of
moves on this show that like guys either do like they were doing mo like
finishers that aren't the excess kick yeah yeah yeah and the X ray yeah yeah,
like a lot of that on this show. It's like, sometimes you
do have turning point, Yeah, I think sometimes you do have to beat
guys and moves down on your finish, but break it out. The Fisherman's
super was that Rocky my VI's finished, you think and you just kept it.
I don't be watching Rocky my view mets. I watched a lot of
them with you. Watch versus you want shoulder breaker? The shoulder breaker?
Remember? Oh yeah, sure, Wow, he's stunk. I'm glad you
figured it out. God, come on, man, when you only have
seven dollars, remember when you're running. You worked six indies. You remember
when uh seven six indies? Five years on top? Baby? So do
you remember when Jommy Dreamer shoulder breakerd aj styles instead of putting on the concrete.
Yes, the euro Peanut style. Man, Yeah, this match kicked
my ass. So d X hits the ring and attacks the Rock. The
nation hits the ring, they make to say the Rock leaves with the European
its title, and I guess, I guess, Well Rock is the Intercondinal
champion and TRIPLEH is European's Champions, So I get you know, I think
it was no titles on the line. It was it was just it was
a champions challenge, except there was no challenge and there was only champions.
We have one of those going up except the challenge far it actually you know
that works up? Yeah? All right, So yeah, the Rock gets
out of here and uh yeah we have our our bracket for King of the
Ring. We got Shamrock versus Jeff Jarrett and the Rock versus Dan Severn.
Yeah, Lawler says, everybody's expecting a Shamrock Severn final, but I think
the Rock's gonna put this up to that. Everybody specting the Shamrock is Severn,
do not think that. Do not buy this and think that I guess
I will fucking won't. Then I know they have real heat would have been
as bad. Do you not think that this was? God? What the
fuck? Oh well we got backstage man, and this is better than the
one before. Sir Kate is now rocking back and forth, and he's dude,
he's rocking by force, still holding the voice bog up to his neck.
For some reason, Mankind is trying to console him. I'll bring you
to him. Alcohol is gonna be all right. I got something to do
then it'll be all right. You're thirty six. Stand up, you're thirty
six, dude? Why did they tell him to put the voice years of
age the whole fucking time. That was awesome. God, it was awesome.
That is fucking truly fucking unbelievable. If you go any way to watch
one dig from this show, you you've got to sell the Caine stuff to
see the Cane stuff. Dude, him with the voice gimmick like he's rocking
back and forth with the voice giving up away. There's nothing micd up in
here anyways. Are they getting this? Yeah, you're right, You're right,
Oh ship man, this is fucking wow. Yeah, great creative decision
here, dude sucking. This was not when I was a kid. Crucial
part of Kane's character was him doing that. Dude. Okay, I don't
I legit from this whole thing. I only remember I was not on fire.
I don't remember. I don't know if anyone the thing. Yeah,
oh yes, yes, I agree, Yeah, getting pissed that would have
been bullshit. I don't think anyone knows about these backstage parts. This ship
is funny as hell. That man. This is just because you learned later
that came just an all right, dude guy. It was his head.
He was just pretending it was just a d got smarter. They reverse abyssed
himself straight to a normal paying job. That's good. Gig of the ring
commercial again. Yeah, all right, some crazy show is gonna happen,
I promise you. Yeah. Really, that's the show to that's the show
to watch. Goddamn so Mankind town Hall. Mankind is sitting in the ring
seeing punk style with a mic and he has a pipe bomb. Yeah,
the the hell of cells lowering here by the way, and look the cells
coming down? And j R. Says why this is the most you sounding
why I've ever heard? I thought that was you? Yeah, because he
legit sits there for the cells coming down? Why that is fucking awesome?
And I Mankind cuts a long promo here, but it's it's a good one.
You know. He starts. He starts off a little pontificating a little
bit of here, but it gets to a point he's he's talking about this
picture that he had on his bed. It was, you know, the
battle Gettysburg, And what do you guys want to talk about? Yeah,
I'm gonna bring the built home to my mom. Avoid avoid avoid the rock.
It was a little penis off. Is it a roache? You can
fuck? I think this would have been a better build for Wing His cell.
Yeah, I think that would have cooked. Yeah. Yeah. He
talks about Undertaker and him having history. He can't believe it, but you
know, he couldn't believe that they would end up the same way like the
Battle Gettysburg, gathering together years later in the same hollowd halls where they did
battle to reminisce in the boiler room of Cleveland and Madison Square Garden. And
you went in to you attacked my uncle Paul, And no, I've got
a completely new vision. It is of me with my last act on earth.
Why is everyone killing tonight? It's with me, with my last act
on this earth. You're with your grave, your cowardly son of a bitch.
Listen, listen and shitting and farting on your grave, bitch and mankind,
says Kane. I'll ask you to listen close, because not all is
lost. And when it's all sitting done, Kane, you will have Steve
Waston Championship. I want my vengeance, and Uncle Paul well have the Undertaker
soul. Have a nice day and then d X music kid, can I
see Billy Gunn? What the damn right? And the cell is rising and
now we have the main event Mankind versus Billy Gunn. This promo was fucking
good though, Mankind, like you said earlier, man like what a what
a team player? Yeah, dude, yeah no, he's the ship.
Yeah, not for real. Mankind's awesome. I mean I think, like
I said, it doesn't last much longer like that, I know the stuff.
I don't think it's pretty cool. But yeah, yeah, like this
man like this, Mick Foley is aweser like in this in like up to
this point is awesome, right, And they wanted to make him feel like
crazy, legit crazy like and this promo like the lights are dim, he's
in the fucking hell in a cell. His music is playing during this whole
promo, which is the ominous you know Mankind poop Brown Gear song. That's
really what I associated with the most. You know, he has the same
an intro and outro song which is like happier, which is awesome. This
is a great, great character and and like like you said earlier, James
like he will die for this ship. I'm going off the top of sounds
good as he goes through it and says, yeah, keep it going,
keep it going. Yeah, man fucking Undertaker fucking in there. With a
little broken ankle, man and like I'm dying here. Just keep the match
going. I don't know, people, people fucking remember he fucking comes back.
He's just like like, yes, he goes to the cell and then
they work the whole match like that's like he goes, he goes off the
cell and then through the cell. Yeah, like they like after that he
works yeah again, Yeah that's nuts, which is is a testament to him.
But he gets chokeslaimon on thumb tacks. Yeah, big finish. Yeah.
They have some crazy ship in this match too and nuts Yeah wow,
what a what a dude? And like yeah, and he gets the main
event at night and it's against it Billy gun and Blue Shorts what he always
worked for. Yeah, so man k are the number one titters the tag
titles. Fully attacks Gun and then hit him with the running knee strike in
the corner. Oh yeah, I like tries to lock in the mandible claw
here, but Billy Gunn stops his hand and turns him down around and unloads
him. Crazy doesn't crazy He finds him from behind and try like that.
I thought he's going for cross face chicken away. I was like, oh
ship, now he's going for the man claws, and then Billy Gun rolls
over and grounding belt ship. We're looking now, guy, and they go
to the outside and a guy wrinks on you stick your fingers in his mouth
trying so uh China starts attacking Mankind. The refajects are this is not a
t Q. No, he just he's being lenient. It's the main event,
of course. So Billy gunn Irish whips Mankind to the steps and he
takes that as hard and as fucking long as he could. Here. This
might be one of the more fucked up ones I've seen Mankind take this.
He spins on it. He like somehow he flipped. He ends up upside
down and he nails the guard rail. Mankind grabs the steps, Billy gunn
drop kicks him in the chest and then the steps fall on his head.
Was Billy Gun spot It is awesome Billy Gun that hits the rocker dropper.
Yeah, that's Mankind. I think it was going for a back body drop
and Billy caught him with a rocker dropper, which is the famouser. Yeah.
I guess he starts going to that soon, which I what was it
it was? I guess I never realized until like much later that I like
famouser was was it's a move that makes you famous, but it's also fame
ass. Yeah, fame asser was. Yeah, reversion of it on the
on the on the figure packaging, it was called the Famer. They couldn't
put fame Asser on there. They could just put famouser. Yeah, just
spell it right, yeah, fame butter. So Mankind locks in the Manibal
claw and Mankind wins Man and then Mankind does a forest Griffin depression and immediately
walks out into the back. Dude immediate v lights to the back with his
happy winning song. Uh trip Lah is out here to check on Billy Gun.
But we only see that first for a second justice, you know,
show the camaraderie. Man guy goes to the back. He tries to get
Kane, but Kane is in the locker room anymore. Yeah, he says
it's okay to come out now, and he's throwing chairs around, hiss,
pissed, and Kine isn't there, and man I should all be back because
well, oh ship, So now it's time for the Sable town Hall huge
pop. I'm confused because I'm like nothing, you know, I listen all
for Sable being on the show. But I look, there's five minutes left
on the show, so I thought she was about to do something crazy.
Okay, I did too. I was like, wow, they're in and
raw pretty crazy. Like I was like, oh, okay, I don't
know what's You're about to make a statement for the last quarter hour right here.
Wow, whatever the next show is, you're about to get a crazy
right now. Oh yeah, live from Nikatos probably what it was. Shook
Stockings is probably also what it was. Uh So, Yeah, Sable comes
out here, and Table gets on the mic and says, hey you,
and Alla says you're welcome. All right, Sable says, I'd like to
introduce you to the WF champion Stone called Steve Austin, and then Austin huge
pop. Austin comes out into three sixteen Jersey. This is the coolest dude,
dude. He does look great. This is the coolest dude of all
time. The only thing I'm thinking, by the way, when he comes
down to the ring is I can't imagine what's going through his fucking head.
Yeah, Like I mean, and in general, I think this a lot.
When I see an Austin entrance where like it's just a random episode I
think, or like it's just something we're watching where I'm like, sure,
I like being this over. Wow, it's got to be like one of
the craziest things ever. I wonder if that's the thing where you lose,
like you know, you're just in it so you don't really Oh yeah,
yeah, I think you know what I mean, most people with everything right,
Yeah, sure, And I'm sure he reflects on it and like thinks
back to that kind of stuff and I can't know, but you're right,
I can't imagine that feeling. Yeah, like where you're a guaranteed bigest reaction
of the night every night, no matter what you do, no matter what,
and they're gonna put you in the best position always, which takes a
while to get there. Yeah, it takes a minute. This is the
coolest dude ever. This is the ultimate ass kicker, Like, wow,
what mortgage you ask for in a wrestler to be the best ass kicker around?
That is what he was. Austin gets in the ring and also says,
I know you're not out here by yourself talking to Sable, Uh,
just for no reason. There's gotta be something going on and I'm gonna tell
you right now. What I want you to do is go right back there
and give Vinch McMahon a message. What you do is take your little finger
and he grabs her hand and he and you stick that one up just like
that, and he makes her do the middle finger. But it's a blurred
on the ship crazy. And when you see vinchric man, you stick down
his face and tell him this bird is from don't Gold. That is fucking
hilarious. And Austin says, when you see Vintric Wunn sit down his face,
you say, I'm a marked man. Well, hell, if I'm
a marked man, I ain't hard to find. That's all you need.
That's all you need. So if there's anybody out there playing around under the
ring, Austin goes out of the ring, lifts up the apron to look
under the ring. I guess to see if Undertaker or a Gain or anything
was under there. All you gotta do is coming out here, because don't
coll Steve Austin is ready to beat somebody's ass. This is fucking funny as
fuck. Here, man to Kane, I say this, I accept your
little stipulations on your match. I bled before hell, I'm afraid to bleed
again. But when you put this son of a bitch on the line,
he's talking about the title, it means your big dead ass belongs. You
say, if you don't win the WWF tattle, you'll set yourself on fire.
Well, i'll tell you something right now. If you're dumb enough to
set yourself on fire, you can bet your bomb dollars. Don't coll Steve
Auston. It's gonna bring all the marshmallows, the hot don'ts Yeah, Kate
is getting tasted, he is getting cooked. You're literally cooking. Is the
best ever. They don't mean a damn to me. You could be a
human campfire and I'll sit around and watch you burn all day long, and
if you start to go out, you get be wreshed, assured that all
don't cold will be there to throw another log on the fire. That's the
greatest I've heard the Rockberry people. But this is awesome, is dicking this.
If you want to set yourself on fire, that's fucking awesome. I
will help you. Is a drink beer and throw that's man, you can
die if you beat Steve Austen. So Pyro goes off on the stage,
no music, just fucking pyro, and Kane walks out on the stage and
Kane and Austin stare at each other, and then Kane slowly begins to raise
his arms up like he's gonna do his pyro, you know, set off
his pyro in the ring. But then all of a sudden, it's so
funny, it shows Kane bringing his arms up, and then Austin gives a
facial expression that I can only describe as huh. He's like looking like I'm
and I'm kind of cocked his head like to the side a little. He's
looking at Kane's. The Zuomins were great on this show actually, with the
rock bug eyes and this Austin reaction. And this is where I realized,
oh fuck, this is this episode two. You had to go set this
up, by the way, Okay, that is what I was gonna fucking
ask about. That is where Kane went. I was supposed to believe that
Kane, Kane, who is dumb, can't talk, lives with Paul bear
able to in moments, Saw stole I'll put a contraption above the fucking building.
That was an unbelievable amount of blood Like Saw ten big blood spot style
at the end of the movie. Is that what I'm supposed to believe here?
Yeah, that's correct. So yes, blood begins to pour down from
the ceiling, thankfully not w W style word landed next to Kevin Nash,
which would have been funny as fu here because I would have loved his scene.
Austin would have got on the mic and said, you're stupid, you
deserve to dry uh pinky finger in his ear, his son, he would
have picked up some blood on his middle finger and flipped the both off.
Yeah. Blood starts pouring down from the ceiling, dousing Austin, covering him
in blood in his nice white jersey, which was very smart to wear for
ugment like this. Yeah, and then cuts back to Kane, who still
has the voice bogs and he puts it up to his neck and he says,
oh dad, which I also don't remember. Oh man, there is
on day the blood on you well be for the crowd begins to chant kick
his asses man. Then Kane does the pyro sets off in the ring.
Austin's standing there covered in red viscous liquid in preparation for King of the Ring
this weekend. As the show ends, so obviously we watched it for the
set Myself on Fire promo, but I didn't realize this was the Edge debut
and the Bloodbath. I didn't know those were all on the same show.
That is nuts. That is nuts. Yeah. I had a good time
watching this. No, it was fun. It was uh, you know
rock and Triple hs. Wow, that was like, I don't know why
I didn't plus Tenant because like I should have, but I think I was
enjoying so much of the show up to that point and it was so late
that I was like, I'll just fucking write it out. Yeah, damn,
that's suck. Yeah it was. It was fucking yeah, it was
bad. But yeah, man, I uh dude, I don't know how
like so many people to like obviously, the Caine talking for the first time
thing is a big deal. More people not talking about Caine throwing a fucking
fit backstage because his dad got beat up by Undertaker at their house and him
continuously holding up a voice box to his throat. Har I talked about more.
It is crazy. That is even crazier than I was, like mine
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