Revisiting WWF RAW 1996 - Jim Ross Brings Razor Ramon & Diesel Back To The WWF!

<v Speaker 1>Boys ar Town. Welcome you to the Deadlock Podcast, episode
<v Speaker 1>number three hundred and forty nine. This week on the
<v Speaker 1>Deadlock Podcast here with James and Johnny. Hey, we're gonna
<v Speaker 1>be talking about WWF Monday night, Raw, September thirtieth, nineteen
<v Speaker 1>ninety six.
<v Speaker 2>Of course, the episode where we get to see the
<v Speaker 2>Inn Ring return a Razor Ramone and his boy Diesel.
<v Speaker 1>And we get the formation of the first ever Big
<v Speaker 1>Three in the WWF and you have to stay tuned
<v Speaker 1>to the final segment to see that one. But before
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<v Speaker 2>about Monday Nyrow.
<v Speaker 1>Let's see some fucking gold dust. Let's get down with
<v Speaker 1>gold dust. Let's see the fucking click. All right, let's
<v Speaker 1>get into WWF. Monday Night RAS September thirtieth, nineteen ninety six.
<v Speaker 2>A familiar time to us recently, James elise this year
<v Speaker 2>because this is just a couple weeks before the last
<v Speaker 2>RAW ninety six that were reviewed a few months ago
<v Speaker 2>earlier in the year, which was of course the go
<v Speaker 2>home to in Your House Barty Live. This is a
<v Speaker 2>couple weeks before that. This is where you know that
<v Speaker 2>one ended. If anyone remembers, if you have checked out,
<v Speaker 2>you should go listen to that review. But that one
<v Speaker 2>ended with, of course, fake Razor and fake Diesel showing
<v Speaker 2>up after a big Man event schmaz, much to our
<v Speaker 2>utter confusing reactions to why the fuck they were there.
<v Speaker 2>And now we're gonna get into the nitty gritty of
<v Speaker 2>what the hell was going on with fake Razor and
<v Speaker 2>fake Diesel. I don't know how many more times we'll
<v Speaker 2>talk about them. Their run wasn't too long, so I
<v Speaker 2>figure we'll talk about as much as we can about
<v Speaker 2>these two fucking guys. Well, let's get into the Wrestling
<v Speaker 2>Observer newsletter and see what was going on in the
<v Speaker 2>world wrestling at the time. Of course, From the Observer,
<v Speaker 2>September sixteenth, nineteen ninety six, Like I mentioned, there's going
<v Speaker 2>to be a lot of fake razor, fake Diesel stuff here,
<v Speaker 2>just because I wanted to cover a decent amount of
<v Speaker 2>what's going on in front of and behind in front
<v Speaker 2>of the green end behind the screen. So from the Observer,
<v Speaker 2>September sixteenth, nineteen ninety six. Of course, Meltzer says there
<v Speaker 2>was far more to a weekend where WWF created a
<v Speaker 2>story of Razor Ramone and Diesel returning as an attempt
<v Speaker 2>which wound up basically failing to try to get ratings
<v Speaker 2>in a Monday night battle that the company has consistently lost. Really,
<v Speaker 2>I've learned that lesson the hard way this week, that
<v Speaker 2>all the speculation in the world didn't mean squat in
<v Speaker 2>the ratings on Friday night's Raw Championship Friday A much
<v Speaker 2>bollihood special. I like that word headlined by a Shawn
<v Speaker 2>Michaels versus gold Dust match on the USA Network A
<v Speaker 2>holy shit. Okay, First of all, they knew where the
<v Speaker 2>fucking ratings were. Nice, Like, we talk about this on
<v Speaker 2>the Patreon and we talk about it here. You know,
<v Speaker 2>gold Dust was being put in key positions because he
<v Speaker 2>was the heat man.
<v Speaker 1>If gold Dust went to WCW, do you think Jim
<v Speaker 1>Ross would have hired somebody to be gold Dust on
<v Speaker 1>this show?
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, and he was in peak performance that
<v Speaker 2>he was a young athlete.
<v Speaker 1>But just because he wants to go buy gold dust,
<v Speaker 1>now you have a problem with it. That'sh a peak
<v Speaker 1>twenty five year old athlete right there. It's reckless. Oh
<v Speaker 1>you don't like that.
<v Speaker 2>You don't like Thatddy chased his arms like that just
<v Speaker 2>because he's gold. Jim Ross said he had the biggest
<v Speaker 2>news story of his twenty year career and would reveal
<v Speaker 2>it on the Hotline. However, instead of doing so, he
<v Speaker 2>revealed later in the show that a Razor, Romon and
<v Speaker 2>Diesel were negotiating to return to the WF. He said
<v Speaker 2>he'd have more detas on the hot Line and that
<v Speaker 2>there would be more information over the weekend on Mania,
<v Speaker 2>Action Zone and Raw, not to WrestleMania. Mania was just
<v Speaker 2>a show they had on the hotline, which no doubt
<v Speaker 2>did near record business. Ross basically said negotiating negotiations, excuse me,
<v Speaker 2>were taking place and he got his information from his
<v Speaker 2>best source. On the Monday afternoon, mcmahonson a post online
<v Speaker 2>and continuation of the Angle, saying that Ross would be
<v Speaker 2>forced to apologize for the statements doing the swerve that
<v Speaker 2>they were dropping the Angle since most people by this point,
<v Speaker 2>new Hall and Ash weren't going back. However, on Raw,
<v Speaker 2>Ross said he apologized because his comments upset delicate negotiations
<v Speaker 2>with Ramone, but that he was standing by his story,
<v Speaker 2>and then negotiations with Diesel were still going strong. I
<v Speaker 2>love this, by the way, let me get that out
<v Speaker 2>here in the forefront. I love this angle. I think
<v Speaker 2>this is very funny. No chance in the world this's
<v Speaker 2>would it worked. But I could see I could see
<v Speaker 2>some people being like.
<v Speaker 1>Hmm, yeah, I mean they look very similar. They have
<v Speaker 1>very similar manners. I mean Diesel has it down Pat.
<v Speaker 1>I mean he's touching that fist crazy, you know, he's
<v Speaker 1>throwing up the fist. Razor Ramone is saying Chico and
<v Speaker 1>bad guy, I mean characters right there, and they're back
<v Speaker 1>for more ww F action. I swear I've heard.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if National story or or Razor Or
<v Speaker 2>or you know, both of them said it, but I
<v Speaker 2>swear that ww Legit were like concerned about this and
<v Speaker 2>gave Hall and Nash more money because they thought they
<v Speaker 2>were Legit leaving.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean that makes a lot of sense. I
<v Speaker 1>was just thinking they need more money. Yeah, we do.
<v Speaker 2>Fakees like French Canadian. He has like a little accent
<v Speaker 2>on top of the accent. It's very strange. Kevin National,
<v Speaker 2>Scott Hall knew nothing of this angle, by the way,
<v Speaker 2>finding out amidst a ton of commotion within wrestling while
<v Speaker 2>appearing on Friday Night at the ww House show and
<v Speaker 2>shreport there's no loophole in the respect of contracts which
<v Speaker 2>have more than two years left, nor have there been
<v Speaker 2>any talks of them rejoining the WF, and ww really
<v Speaker 2>can't react to this publicly or deny it's because of
<v Speaker 2>the lawsuit, because by reacting and saying that the raiser
<v Speaker 2>and diesel, since the name is Nash and Scott Hall,
<v Speaker 2>were never used or even not using those names and
<v Speaker 2>talking about the wrestlers Titan is referring to being under
<v Speaker 2>contract of course and not leaving would play into WWF's
<v Speaker 2>hand in the lawsuit, as it could be construed as
<v Speaker 2>an admission that they were using Nash and Hall as
<v Speaker 2>diesel and raiser without using those names publicly, which I
<v Speaker 2>guess I never thought of either that ww WW doesn't
<v Speaker 2>really react to this at all, but I'm guessing they
<v Speaker 2>it's exactly that they would have played into the well,
<v Speaker 2>you guys were using diesel raiser that huh. More stuff
<v Speaker 2>here from The Observer, September twenty third, nineteen ninety six,
<v Speaker 2>the WBF continued its Razor remote Diesel angle, the first
<v Speaker 2>part of which will climax on the September twenty third
<v Speaker 2>live or all from Hersheypa. So that's the week before
<v Speaker 2>this and we'll talk about what happens there. Of course,
<v Speaker 2>Maltzer says it's a definite that Rick Bogner and Glenn
<v Speaker 2>Jacobs will be razoring diesel respectively on the live shows
<v Speaker 2>heels as Bogner canceled his War Tour WR tour to
<v Speaker 2>start in the new role in the wf SO spoilers.
<v Speaker 2>This is Rick Bogner and Glenn Jacobs. Who's I mean?
<v Speaker 2>That's their work names. Of course, their shoot names are
<v Speaker 2>Scott Hall and Kevin Nash.
<v Speaker 1>They can't use those though not allowed legally. They should
<v Speaker 1>have switched him around like Kevin Nash as Scott Hall
<v Speaker 1>and Scott Hall is Kevin Nash and.
<v Speaker 2>W God, that would have been fit. Dude, Wow Jr.
<v Speaker 2>Should have totally sold that that way. What that's your
<v Speaker 2>fucking name?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>This week's twist was that Grilla mon Soon announced that
<v Speaker 2>Scott Hall and Kevin Ash were under contract to another organization, ECW,
<v Speaker 2>and that while he liked Jim Ross. He said that
<v Speaker 2>he felt someone was hoodwinking the WF fans. So the
<v Speaker 2>deal now is that it was all Jr. And not
<v Speaker 2>the WF. So the WF tries to separate itself from
<v Speaker 2>the heat since people are considering this ango a pathetic
<v Speaker 2>ratings getting fraud the angle. Despite being the subject of
<v Speaker 2>more talk than any a long time, wrestling hasn't done
<v Speaker 2>squad for the ratings, as WMB run won the September
<v Speaker 2>sixteenth battle by its largest margin to date, averaging a
<v Speaker 2>three point six ratings to WF two point one. I
<v Speaker 2>can't believe this didn't shift the.
<v Speaker 1>War push gold Dust more.
<v Speaker 2>Like, if you're that desperate, right, if you're really that
<v Speaker 2>you're struggling for stars, you have a bona fide star
<v Speaker 2>right there that is ready willing and able to take
<v Speaker 2>the WF Championship to heights.
<v Speaker 1>It's never seen win in doubt gold Dust.
<v Speaker 2>That's what they all say. That's what every company says.
<v Speaker 2>You can look through history, that's.
<v Speaker 1>Always been the case.
<v Speaker 2>None of them really did capitalize the way they should have, though.
<v Speaker 2>Another front office change in the WF is the addition
<v Speaker 2>of Jake Roberts to the booking Committee. Roberts had been
<v Speaker 2>pushing for this for several months. The way the structure
<v Speaker 2>is set up right now, Roberts will join Jim Cornett
<v Speaker 2>as the assistant to Bruce Pritchard, who writes the television shows.
<v Speaker 2>Despite other people taking heat for booking, the booker is
<v Speaker 2>has and always will be Vince McMahon. Although Pritchard, Cornett,
<v Speaker 2>and Jim Ross and Jerry Brisco certainly all have a
<v Speaker 2>hand in coming up with the ideas, it is still
<v Speaker 2>McMahon's decision on what ideas are going to be implemented.
<v Speaker 2>And how So, the last time we talked about Jake,
<v Speaker 2>he we talked about him leaving, right, and it was
<v Speaker 2>over a booking committee thing. So he leaves, comes back
<v Speaker 2>and then does get on the booking committee. Eventually it
<v Speaker 2>seems here, Oh is that right, And that's what it
<v Speaker 2>looks like here, Yes, because when we last talked about that,
<v Speaker 2>that was eighty nine, ninety.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was a while ago.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, And I think I believe when we last
<v Speaker 2>talked to you, you were telling me that Jake leaves
<v Speaker 2>and then goes over a dispute of that. So he
<v Speaker 2>does come back, and we're in ninety six here, So
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how long this booking committee thing even
<v Speaker 2>is for Jake Roberts here, but he does eventually get
<v Speaker 2>what he wants. In w CW News, Meltzer says, real story,
<v Speaker 2>a woman called the WW offices last week complaining because
<v Speaker 2>her five year old spray painted nWo on her one
<v Speaker 2>year old. Fucking I mean, listen for life is fucking me.
<v Speaker 1>What are you real?
<v Speaker 2>How the funck does a five year old get spray paint?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a good question. I guess walk into the
<v Speaker 1>garage and just grabbed whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe they knew me, they knew that that's what was
<v Speaker 2>used too.
<v Speaker 1>I don't think rhymes some ship.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, this is like a rug Rats scene.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think I think the dad just said you
<v Speaker 1>should spraypaye nw R.
<v Speaker 2>I think the dad did it and.
<v Speaker 1>He sent it back doing the razor.
<v Speaker 2>He's getting ready for his pushes. Rick Pogner's got a razor.
<v Speaker 2>Neil Pruitt deserves much of the credit, Meltzer says for
<v Speaker 2>the great production of the nWo segments. He splices in
<v Speaker 2>a lot of stuff that they don't even know is
<v Speaker 2>being filmed, like when they laugh at each other's dirty jokes.
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to bring us up because Neil Pruitt I
<v Speaker 2>believe he's the one that's wrote all these like uh
<v Speaker 2>ww books in the past few years.
<v Speaker 1>Right, Uh, I'm not sure. Actually, I thought it was
<v Speaker 1>Guy Evans that did those books.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe it's a combination, because I think it's Neil
<v Speaker 2>Prewitt's like words, and maybe Guy Evans is the one.
<v Speaker 1>That like helps him do it.
<v Speaker 2>Sure, okay, but yeah, I just want to because I
<v Speaker 2>know I've seen that name a bunch, So yeah, I
<v Speaker 2>and I don't want to say for sure is fuck
<v Speaker 2>is I think Neil Prewitt might be the nWo voice guy.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay, that's cool.
<v Speaker 2>I think you know the following announcement, Guy, I'm pretty
<v Speaker 2>sure that Tim. Yeah, so that's just a little cool
<v Speaker 2>tidbit here that he I didn't realize that he also
<v Speaker 2>produced the nWo fucking says, that's pretty cool.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I thought it was Kevin Nash did that.
<v Speaker 2>All Cogain never fucking had a saying anything was paying
<v Speaker 2>for it, of course in WF news for the past
<v Speaker 2>several weeks. Ever since the introduction of this Razor Diesel angle,
<v Speaker 2>the WBIT television has reeked of desperation. Meltzer says the
<v Speaker 2>TV's put together constantly begging the viewers in every commercial
<v Speaker 2>break not to tune away and leave the viewers along
<v Speaker 2>with teases the rest of the show that end, with
<v Speaker 2>all the sincerity of a nine hundred line pitch, It's
<v Speaker 2>failed miserably. In fact, despite it being the most talked
<v Speaker 2>about part of the show inside the wrestling industry, the
<v Speaker 2>decision making processes, the constant striving for attention and attempts
<v Speaker 2>to be the thing talked about on Tuesday on hotlines
<v Speaker 2>and Internet. The one audience WBF is successful in being
<v Speaker 2>talked about on is killing its adult audience, and that's
<v Speaker 2>the audience it needs to win. On Mondays, Jim Ross
<v Speaker 2>ended up being the scapegoat for the Razor Diesel angle,
<v Speaker 2>something that had been clear from the bad reaction to
<v Speaker 2>the angle from the second week. After a brief glimpse
<v Speaker 2>the night before on the pay per view where Rick
<v Speaker 2>Bogner and Glenn Jacobs work names dressed as Razor Ramona
<v Speaker 2>Diesel attacks Savio Vega. The television show was built around
<v Speaker 2>teasing their appearance later in the show. It made the
<v Speaker 2>WBF come across that much more foolish than Scottahal and
<v Speaker 2>Kevin Ash were shown early on Nitro also live and
<v Speaker 2>well before WF unveiled its new man. They had taken
<v Speaker 2>over Nitro and were making a joke about accepting no imitations.
<v Speaker 2>Ww had its own insight joke during that show, introducing
<v Speaker 2>Michael Jones, formerly Virgil on the WF, a name given
<v Speaker 2>as a knock on Dusty Rhodes, who was the NWA
<v Speaker 2>booker and at the time. The character was introduced as
<v Speaker 2>the new chief of Security for the nWo and named
<v Speaker 2>him Vincent. Finally, Ross came into the ring to deliver
<v Speaker 2>the goods, and that's kind of where we'll talk about
<v Speaker 2>here where jr An unveils Razor ramone after the show,
<v Speaker 2>some of the WF we're talking about dropping the angle
<v Speaker 2>completely even before the ratings came in. It appears the
<v Speaker 2>end result of this will be wf's main angle attempting
<v Speaker 2>to create its own outside of group led by Ross,
<v Speaker 2>which will probably include the heels that used to work
<v Speaker 2>for WCW, like Brian Pillman, Steve Austin Vader, along with
<v Speaker 2>a new razor and diesel if they could be salvaged,
<v Speaker 2>perhaps Mankind Hunter Simsley and Feruk and others to face
<v Speaker 2>Team WF.
<v Speaker 1>That's like everyone on the damn show. Who's gonna be TWWF.
<v Speaker 2>Vader Undertaker, Ed Sean.
<v Speaker 1>I mean Vader's going to be in this group? Yeah? Fuck,
<v Speaker 1>you're right.
<v Speaker 2>I guess he's WW as well. Uh ship, Yeah, that
<v Speaker 2>would have been so fucking awesome, like I wish, and
<v Speaker 2>they would have went if they went full board with it,
<v Speaker 2>like this was really Razor and Diesel and they never
<v Speaker 2>acknowledged otherwise, like they full on said it was Razor
<v Speaker 2>and Diesel. And they are the top guys leading Steve Austin,
<v Speaker 2>Triple H, Brian Feldman into war with the w w F.
<v Speaker 1>What are we gonna do? Fake Undertaker?
<v Speaker 2>We can get one of those. We can get them
<v Speaker 2>fake one, we can get a little one. We can
<v Speaker 2>get whatever you want, Mark, as long as you stop crying.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you seriously, Jim, fuck you.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this shango is gonna work. Boys, we can we
<v Speaker 2>can call our group the o w n.
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck Melts.
<v Speaker 2>A couple more things here another Where are they now?
<v Speaker 2>Meltzer says, remember Bully music, you God damn ridd What
<v Speaker 2>the fuck? Hell yeah, Meltzer says Over the past weekend,
<v Speaker 2>he was the MC for a segment at the Mister
<v Speaker 2>Olympia Contest, not the contest itself where Anthony Clark, built
<v Speaker 2>is the strongest man in the world, attempted and failed
<v Speaker 2>to set a world record with an eight hundred pounds
<v Speaker 2>of bench press. He's done seven forty before. There's a
<v Speaker 2>lot going on here. First, seven forty benches fucking insane.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, especially for ninety six, that's a big deal.
<v Speaker 2>Going for eight hundred is even crazier.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I wonder if he was doing it raw, or
<v Speaker 1>if he had like, fuck a bitch suit on or whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, sure good, I mean, whatever he fucking needed. I mean,
<v Speaker 2>like being under that kind of weight has gotta be horrifying, man,
<v Speaker 2>Jesus God.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a lot.
<v Speaker 2>Last thing here in WW News, haul Cochin wanted to
<v Speaker 2>hit a pile driver on Elizabeth at the fall Ball
<v Speaker 2>Prey Review, but Bischoff said no because it might get
<v Speaker 2>him heat with Ted Turner. I mean, I imagining hal
<v Speaker 2>Coke is going up to them with pitching. This is insane.
<v Speaker 2>Let me fucking Poulo drive Elizabeth. Dude, don't tell Machamat
<v Speaker 2>about it.
<v Speaker 1>Either does he do the pile driver?
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. I mean it says he wants
<v Speaker 2>to it. You know what I actually don't know.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, does he do the pile driver? Yeah? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Does he do it at all? When the hell have
<v Speaker 1>we watched a Hull Cokain match and he diet the
<v Speaker 1>pole driver?
<v Speaker 2>I barely see him do moves. I don't know, something
<v Speaker 2>special for the pay per view, Dude, he just heard
<v Speaker 2>it breaks people's necks and he really wanted to get
<v Speaker 2>at the matcham in about it?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so, Hulk, you could do that to h literally
<v Speaker 1>anybody else. I mean literally, I mean we can say
<v Speaker 1>it's special. I agree it's special. We could do it
<v Speaker 1>at Fall Brawl. Yeah, it could be. You know, we
<v Speaker 1>could send somebody out. Sure, you know we can make
<v Speaker 1>that happen. Fuck you, brother, it's gotta be Elizabeth. Dude.
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do it anymore.
<v Speaker 2>It's a bad idea anyway, Dude, I don't even want
<v Speaker 2>to do this shit want to like macho man pol driver.
<v Speaker 2>We don't want anyone pile driver. Why are you fucking
<v Speaker 2>talking about this?
<v Speaker 1>I want me to go back to WWFDU. They get
<v Speaker 1>a big angle Bruin. They got Brian Pilman, Steve Austin,
<v Speaker 1>Vader Razor, and Diesel bro Perhaps mankind, dude, I want
<v Speaker 1>to work with that w Undertaker. Well that is it
<v Speaker 1>for the Observer.
<v Speaker 2>Now let's talk about WWF Monday Night. We're all September thirtieth,
<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety six.
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into raw for September thirtieth, year
<v Speaker 1>ninety six. We start off with the Classic World Wrestling
<v Speaker 1>Federation for over fifty years, the revolutionary force in sports entertainment.
<v Speaker 2>H I mean that's a long time. Fifty years you're
<v Speaker 2>telling me. Since nineteen forty six, you guys have been
<v Speaker 2>kicking ass.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I believe every single year you had.
<v Speaker 2>Nothing, no bad times during that there was no down periods.
<v Speaker 1>Say there's no bad times now either.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Well, we're.
<v Speaker 1>Winning, I swear, don't look it up.
<v Speaker 2>It's never been better. And we got two of the
<v Speaker 2>hottest talents coming in. Do you fucking watch?
<v Speaker 1>And we start with a code open. Here Jim Ross
<v Speaker 1>stands in the middle of the ring. It says death
<v Speaker 1>to sports entertainment, death to the w w L. Fuck
<v Speaker 1>thish place. I hate Vin trick Man. I hate Linda
<v Speaker 1>McMahon and I hate all you. I want to go
<v Speaker 1>back to Atlanta. Fuck. Okay, maybe not, I don't want
<v Speaker 1>to go back to Atlanta. Maybe not that bad, but listen,
<v Speaker 1>it's bad, all right. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So last week on RAW, Jr. Got in the ring
<v Speaker 2>and he aired his grievances. Uh, he had a lot
<v Speaker 2>to say. He says, I have no loyalty to the
<v Speaker 2>Water Wrestling Federation. Well, I've only got loyalty to good
<v Speaker 2>Old Jr. I came here to be the primary play
<v Speaker 2>by play man in the WF and Vince trick Man
<v Speaker 2>couldn't stand the competition and he fired my Ash's crap.
<v Speaker 2>You think all these guys was an accident. Hell no,
<v Speaker 2>it's not. This show fucking sucks. You know, I've been
<v Speaker 2>very busy and I want to bring back one of
<v Speaker 2>your favorites. He's the Hogster.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? I don't think that's that's the Who's this, Hollywood?
<v Speaker 2>That's right, I'm bringing back one of your favorites, the
<v Speaker 2>blue guy.
<v Speaker 1>He might not be gold, but we're taking over b
<v Speaker 1>W O b W All'm standing ring into the little dance.
<v Speaker 2>You know, I've been very busy and I'm bringing back
<v Speaker 2>one of your favorites. It's the mask guy.
<v Speaker 1>It's the Portuguese Man of War. Oh no, Montoya, Oh
<v Speaker 1>this guy, this guy carried my bags. That would okay, okay, okay,
<v Speaker 1>that would be super fucking funny. If Jim Ross brought
<v Speaker 1>in the Portuguese Man of War. They had him stand
<v Speaker 1>in the other ring and then Razor and Diesel came
<v Speaker 1>out with their bags and he had to pick up
<v Speaker 1>their bags and carry them out. He's carrier Rick Bogner
<v Speaker 1>and fucking Glenn Jacob's g.
<v Speaker 2>I made that happen. Boys did not got.
<v Speaker 1>Damn well, you wanted to shoot, didn't you.
<v Speaker 2>So Razor Ramone does his entrance. Here's Razor. He's got
<v Speaker 2>the Razor music, He's got the Razor Pyro, which is
<v Speaker 2>kick ass. By the way, you could get anybody over
<v Speaker 2>with the Razor Pyro.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah for sure.
<v Speaker 2>And Jared ash Razor, how do you feel to be
<v Speaker 2>back in the WWF? And Razor says, oh yeah, man,
<v Speaker 2>what I approve it?
<v Speaker 1>Oh my?
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Meg, Chico, what's the line, how.
<v Speaker 1>Do you feel about being the w W UP? You
<v Speaker 1>get a Razor Chico Meg? Oh yeah, hey Chico, Meg good.
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't answer him.
<v Speaker 1>He says, oh yeah, Meg, Chico, take.
<v Speaker 2>A look at the bag, right, Chico, Meg bad guy? No, No,
<v Speaker 2>you're Razor Ramone. You're not chicoming bad guy? All right?
<v Speaker 2>You know what, shavoll get out here. This guy kick
<v Speaker 2>his fucking asa but no, your.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking bo.
<v Speaker 2>So I don't know if you know, James, because this
<v Speaker 2>is how they recapped on this. They don't really They
<v Speaker 2>actually show more in this recap than airs. Savio Mega
<v Speaker 2>comes out and starts kicking Razor Ramones's ass, and then
<v Speaker 2>the show goes off the air like it ended on that.
<v Speaker 2>There's no like match. Yeah, they kind of just brawl.
<v Speaker 2>So what happened to you here? Just to catch people
<v Speaker 2>up on the angle so at in your house mind
<v Speaker 2>games h Savio had to match. It might against it
<v Speaker 2>might have been against Bradshaws and I don't remember exactly.
<v Speaker 1>But Savio had to match.
<v Speaker 2>And then a couple secs later they show like a
<v Speaker 2>down the hallway shot of Savio getting his ass kicked
<v Speaker 2>by of course Racer and Diesel or at least you know,
<v Speaker 2>two guys in the gear and that's all you could
<v Speaker 2>see was a far away shot and then they run away.
<v Speaker 2>So the This is the This show will be the
<v Speaker 2>first match of Razor Ramones's return, and we'll also get
<v Speaker 2>to see Diesel up close.
<v Speaker 1>For the first time since his return.
<v Speaker 2>Well he's back, look at the bad guy. That's don't
<v Speaker 2>don't kang not now.
<v Speaker 1>So we start off the show here, we have the
<v Speaker 1>Red Circle WWF RAW intro.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I love this, this is cool intro. Some highlights
<v Speaker 2>for me were Vader doing the Vader Bomb to Yoko
<v Speaker 2>Zina's balls.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a classic moment.
<v Speaker 2>And gold Dust throwing steel stairs as hard as possible
<v Speaker 2>onto him at Johnson's bag.
<v Speaker 1>That's a big feud for them, you know what.
<v Speaker 2>You could say every few that gold was in was
<v Speaker 2>a big feud for them.
<v Speaker 1>He was in a lot of feuds with a lot
<v Speaker 1>of people. He was always the main event.
<v Speaker 2>That's true. If there was a pay per view dark
<v Speaker 2>Match Maine, he's in it.
<v Speaker 1>So the King, Kevin Kelly and Jim Ross welcome us
<v Speaker 1>to Monday Night Raw. Here as Steve Austin makes his entrance.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Austin comes out the better Lave Tombstone is on
<v Speaker 2>the stage. Still here where you gonna I guess that's
<v Speaker 2>gonna be a mainstay until the pay per view. Uh no,
<v Speaker 2>not one person wanted to do a spot on it,
<v Speaker 2>or trip over it or do anything with it. It's
<v Speaker 2>just fucking in the middle of the isisle away the
<v Speaker 2>whole time.
<v Speaker 1>Did they tape a bunch of these in a row?
<v Speaker 1>They probably said, do not fuck with this, we need
<v Speaker 1>this on every show.
<v Speaker 2>You know what, that might not be a bad shout.
<v Speaker 2>I actually I'm not sure, but that that's that's a
<v Speaker 2>smart way to think about it.
<v Speaker 1>You're right, Steve Austin doesn't have his iconic theme song.
<v Speaker 1>He actually gets that at the pay per view.
<v Speaker 2>I think, yes, yeah, yeah, it's it's fucking weird seeing
<v Speaker 2>him come out like he doesn't even have, you know,
<v Speaker 2>really the the swagger that he usually has. Here he's
<v Speaker 2>kind of still figuring out, I guess. And uh yeah,
<v Speaker 2>like you said, Kevin Kelly and jar And Lawler at ringside,
<v Speaker 2>and Kevin Kelly says unelievable events transpired at the end
<v Speaker 2>last week's Wrong Sabbio Vegga goes one on one with
<v Speaker 2>Raizor Ramone and Jess and you're gonna see Sean Michaels
<v Speaker 2>along with Jose Litherario in tag team match and take
<v Speaker 2>on Vader and Jim Cornette. I said, Wow, holy shit,
<v Speaker 2>fucking insane. Jose Lathario is fucking wrestling. I'm sure Sean's thrilled.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. We actually see a little bit of it later
<v Speaker 1>and Lawler.
<v Speaker 2>Says, let me tell you what's gonna be the big
<v Speaker 2>deal to I, Well, Stoll, Cold, Steve Austin.
<v Speaker 1>Take it off, Jake the Drunk Roberts, and Jake.
<v Speaker 2>I got a little surprise for you. And he pulls
<v Speaker 2>out a bottle of Jim Beam and he brings it
<v Speaker 2>up to his face and he's very excited about this
<v Speaker 2>because of course we're making fun of Jake Roberts addictions here.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we actually start the show off here Stonecas Steve
<v Speaker 1>Austin versus Jake the Snake Roberts. As you stated, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>we're in the middle of the angle here. We've gone
<v Speaker 1>over a few episodes during this angle where they say
<v Speaker 1>that Jake has fallen off the wagon and Jake wants
<v Speaker 1>to prove that he hasn't fallen off the wagon, and
<v Speaker 1>of course it leads to the moment I think we
<v Speaker 1>already watched where Jake faked being drunk and it worked
<v Speaker 1>out his favor.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that's right. Jake of course joins the booking
<v Speaker 2>committee to stop this angle. He books himself to kick
<v Speaker 2>Jerry Lower's ass. Everyone's dream Steve Austin comes out here.
<v Speaker 2>He has no knee braces on.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that really threw me for a loop, because like,
<v Speaker 1>Steve works so much different here, Steve. That's why his
<v Speaker 1>first name deal Steve with no knee braces. He works
<v Speaker 1>a lot different than than he does later on, even
<v Speaker 1>just a few years from now.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, it's uh, it is so, I mean, this
<v Speaker 2>is super early on still and uh, I we you
<v Speaker 2>know what I I you know, it's funny. I think
<v Speaker 2>the last time we watched around here we were questioning
<v Speaker 2>like when he got the knee braces and I'm still
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I remember.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we start the match off here, Jake backs Austin
<v Speaker 1>up to both corners and Austin punches him. He's just
<v Speaker 1>playing shitty heel, that's his deal here, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's a little asshole like Jake kind of clean
<v Speaker 2>breaks and then Austin has his turn. He takes a
<v Speaker 2>shot like what a fucking asshole. He's a he's a
<v Speaker 2>He's still kind of a chicken shit here too. This
<v Speaker 2>is definitely shades of later Invasion era Austin that like
<v Speaker 2>come out.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's still got a little bit of like the
<v Speaker 1>era of WCW, like ninety two that we were watching. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he still got a little bit of that to him
<v Speaker 1>before he really I mean, he gets the theme song,
<v Speaker 1>and I feel like that was like the changing point
<v Speaker 1>for Steve Austin. The song changed everything for him.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, how do you not become the baddest dude
<v Speaker 2>ever when you're walking out to the coolest theme of
<v Speaker 2>all time?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he figures it out very quickly.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, speaking of ww by the way, there's a
<v Speaker 2>dude in the crowd that every time Austin's on hardcam side,
<v Speaker 2>he's doing the Hollywood blonde taunt.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I guess we're not so far removed from that.
<v Speaker 2>No, No, we're not. I mean he's how long has
<v Speaker 2>he been in WWF for at this point?
<v Speaker 1>Maybe he came over in ninety five.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, so yeah, the East w thing was ninety five,
<v Speaker 2>so it must have been kind of around there. He's
<v Speaker 2>ring master, Yeah, he joins at the end of ninety five.
<v Speaker 2>He's ring master. Early ninety six here, so yes, fucking
<v Speaker 2>really not long at all. He became stone cold, like
<v Speaker 2>in March.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they gave that gimmick like six months and they said,
<v Speaker 1>fuck it, King of the Ring, you're stone cold. Here's
<v Speaker 1>a theme song. Let's go.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's fucking go. Oh oh yeah, yeah, I got damn,
<v Speaker 2>I've been waiting.
<v Speaker 1>So we get a couple of graphics that come up
<v Speaker 1>on the screen here still to come. We see the
<v Speaker 1>Sean Michaels and Jose Lithario versus VA and Jim Cornette.
<v Speaker 1>Crazy graphic. I mean you just have to see it
<v Speaker 1>to understand how nuts this looks.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just I mean it almost looks fake. And then
<v Speaker 2>there's the next graphic.
<v Speaker 1>The next graphic is awesome. It's Savia Vega versus Razor Ramone.
<v Speaker 2>They damn they should have, Like, I guess they could have.
<v Speaker 2>Could they would they have been allowed to use a
<v Speaker 2>promo shot of Razor that they had.
<v Speaker 1>Oh I don't know about that.
<v Speaker 2>Is that like too fucking false advertising?
<v Speaker 1>Or like yeah, I don't know. That would have been
<v Speaker 1>fun though. My favorite thing is this graphic comes up
<v Speaker 1>and it's Savio Vega versus Razor Ramone and Jr. Says well, hell,
<v Speaker 1>that's him, that's Razor. What else you're gonna call us? God,
<v Speaker 1>that's Razor Ramone?
<v Speaker 2>Well there he is there.
<v Speaker 1>You see him.
<v Speaker 2>Razors here tonight and show his big daddy cool diesel
<v Speaker 2>for that matter. Yeah, no, we believe you, Jim fucking
<v Speaker 2>hundred percent.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Kevin Kelly says, yeah, that's a question we've gotten
<v Speaker 1>all week. What do we call this guy? Well, that's Razor,
<v Speaker 1>it's on his ties, this says Razor Ramone.
<v Speaker 2>You even more than Jr. Is Like he said, Well,
<v Speaker 2>I talked to Brett Hart yesterday. We had a nice
<v Speaker 2>long conversation. He's very upset at what te w washing
<v Speaker 2>his shed about him, and Lawler says.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, well, let me ask you. Was it the real
<v Speaker 1>Brett Heart?
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's very fucking fun.
<v Speaker 1>You know what, fuck you, Jerry Jesus.
<v Speaker 2>You want his number? You shun of a bitch.
<v Speaker 1>You are pitsching me off the night crazy talk to
<v Speaker 1>chickenim and bad guy it. So we got back to
<v Speaker 1>the ring. Here Austin leap frogs and Jake punches him
<v Speaker 1>to a big pop. Here Austin is selling all over
<v Speaker 1>the ring here, I mean he is selling from the
<v Speaker 1>left side to the right side, all the way across.
<v Speaker 1>He's taking advantage of pretty much everything he can here.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he's going all over. He's powdering, he's going to
<v Speaker 2>the floor like he's uh. He's making Jake look super big.
<v Speaker 1>Here Jake grabs Austin's here for the ddt uh. He
<v Speaker 1>is really calling it out to the crowd and everything.
<v Speaker 1>He's got the finger point and all. And Austin squirms
<v Speaker 1>out and he powders. And this is where Jake goes
<v Speaker 1>to ring site to confront Jerry Lawler.
<v Speaker 2>M yeah, Lawler is obviously not wanting to partake in
<v Speaker 2>any fight, though he's holding a chair that he's trying
<v Speaker 2>to back them off. Austin's for a moment at the
<v Speaker 2>ramp at the Tombstone.
<v Speaker 1>Should have kicked that shit over. Fucking mankind. You take
<v Speaker 1>Joe too, made e Benshine. Wait, the goddamn card's got
<v Speaker 1>me and Shay ovega on it. I mean shit, I
<v Speaker 1>mean me, A triple h doesn't even fucking happen. It's
<v Speaker 1>fucking bad. Sucks he us fifteen what makes magic or
<v Speaker 1>will go long? Called nothing? Well? What the hell am
<v Speaker 1>I supposed to do? You said the kids up next.
<v Speaker 1>He's part of the new generation.
<v Speaker 2>We actually do watch We did watch it in your
<v Speaker 2>house very live for the Patreon by the way, so
<v Speaker 2>if you want to see us watching Stone Colds match
<v Speaker 2>whatever it may be at the pay per view, you
<v Speaker 2>can watch that on a patreod.
<v Speaker 1>So Austin runs around from the ramp side. Here he
<v Speaker 1>runs up behind Jake, but Jake actually turns around and
<v Speaker 1>catches him with the right hand and throws him into
<v Speaker 1>the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Yeah, gave him a fucking good one, dude. Crowd
<v Speaker 2>was up big for that.
<v Speaker 1>Jake gets in the ring, Austin just starts dropping elbows
<v Speaker 1>on him. I mean, just as many as possible here.
<v Speaker 2>I actually don't know if I've ever seen him do
<v Speaker 2>this many elbows and he like it's all of them
<v Speaker 2>are different. He does one standing, he does one with
<v Speaker 2>the middle fingers, he does the second rope, one with
<v Speaker 2>middle fingers.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. Still an elbow drop from the second rope here
<v Speaker 1>with the theatrics is incredible. I mean, he like gets
<v Speaker 1>so much air.
<v Speaker 2>I know he's listen. That's what no knee braces will
<v Speaker 2>do to him.
<v Speaker 1>Man, I mean he fell on his knees like a
<v Speaker 1>hundred times in this match. Feels good. So Jake starts
<v Speaker 1>firing back here, but Austin Okay, So the way this works,
<v Speaker 1>it looks like a very simple reversal, but the way
<v Speaker 1>it's sold is like Jake just got knocked out cold,
<v Speaker 1>which I actually really liked, Yes it was. He goes
<v Speaker 1>for like a back body, he like bends over and
<v Speaker 1>then Austin grabs onto the rope off Irish whip and
<v Speaker 1>kicks him in the head and it knocks him out.
<v Speaker 2>He's fucked, dude, And then Austin does I think this
<v Speaker 2>is where Austin does another second rope elbow and they
<v Speaker 2>sell it.
<v Speaker 1>Like he's dead. Yeah, he's knocked out cold here and
<v Speaker 1>Austin hits the elbow on him, but it is only
<v Speaker 1>a two count here as we go into.
<v Speaker 2>Commercial, dude, But like, you're right, they did a really
<v Speaker 2>good job there. Jake's selling is fantastic here. And Kevin,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like I mentioned, they're stelling huge. Kevin Kelly's
<v Speaker 2>like Jake Roberts might be out and Jerry says, I
<v Speaker 2>take it over, and Lala says, I think he's drunk.
<v Speaker 1>So he come back for a commercial. Here, Jake is
<v Speaker 1>fighting back. He crotches Austin on the top and Austin
<v Speaker 1>falls all the way over front flip style here, which
<v Speaker 1>allows Jake to hit the short arm clothes line.
<v Speaker 2>It's time for the DDT. They're fucking fired up for her.
<v Speaker 2>Crowd knows it's coming, but Jerry Lawler also knows it's coming,
<v Speaker 2>and he's air says it's top with the dt A.
<v Speaker 2>Law says, no, it's not for something else.
<v Speaker 1>Commentary, that's nefarious.
<v Speaker 2>Man, foreshadowing crazy.
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna cheat, that's what. No, it's not because of
<v Speaker 1>my bus cheat. I'm gonna stop from Oh that shucked,
<v Speaker 1>Well you just do that? What the hell? Jr's I
<v Speaker 1>mean to be fair? Jr.
<v Speaker 2>Also, he's kind of like only a heel in this
<v Speaker 2>Razor Diesel angle. Everywhere else he's kind of on the
<v Speaker 2>good guy's side.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you're right, Yeah, for sure. Weird. Well, Jake
<v Speaker 1>goes for the DDT here, but Steve Austin holds onto
<v Speaker 1>the rope and Jake takes a back bump. That was awesome. Yeah, dude,
<v Speaker 1>We've seen this a few times here with different moves,
<v Speaker 1>but it turned out great. I love it. Just using
<v Speaker 1>the move against itself is very cool, very cool. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Austin immediately tries to use the rope for the three,
<v Speaker 1>but the ref sees it and stops at it too.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I thought that was it. I legit bit on
<v Speaker 2>that one. I said, Oh wow, Austin, shitty fucking it's
<v Speaker 2>not even a stack pin either. That makes it even
<v Speaker 2>more annoying. I actually don't even understand the logistics of this. People,
<v Speaker 2>Mike Bailey, I bet could explain it to me though,
<v Speaker 2>But like, he's just lateral press with feet on the
<v Speaker 2>second ropes. How the fuck is this any more pressure?
<v Speaker 1>Well, it didn't work, so I guess maybe it wasn't right.
<v Speaker 1>Lawler is now up with the bottle of booze. Here.
<v Speaker 1>Jake hits the DDT on Austin, but he gets his
<v Speaker 1>foot on the bottom rope, which is a big deal.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, not a lot of people he didn't kick
<v Speaker 1>out of it, but not a lot of people even
<v Speaker 1>get out of the DDT, so that's a cool deal. No, dude.
<v Speaker 2>Two point nine crowd was fucking like, oh fuck you, motherfucker.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, smart, smart way to get out of this here,
<v Speaker 2>because I definitely thought that. I thought Lawla was gonna
<v Speaker 2>just spit in the ref's face or something to stop this.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I thought he was just gonna run in the
<v Speaker 1>ring and just make it as blatant as possible, just
<v Speaker 1>smashing with the bottom chating. Oh what the hell? Oh
<v Speaker 1>cangish line. So yeah, Jake goes over to Lawler, of course,
<v Speaker 1>and Lawler spits the booze in Jake's face, and Jake
<v Speaker 1>gets pissed and he turns around and he goes to
<v Speaker 1>walk back over to Austin, and Austin hits him for
<v Speaker 1>the stunner. I mean, no gutkick, no nothing, just fucking
<v Speaker 1>stunner right off the bat and beats him. No gut kick.
<v Speaker 2>Stunner is cursed, man. I don't like it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he just grabbed his head and took
<v Speaker 1>him there whipper snapper style. It is, yeah, dude, I
<v Speaker 1>just it just feels so weird.
<v Speaker 2>I'm so used to the gutkick. But I mean it
<v Speaker 2>got the job done. And when Lawler spat on Jake,
<v Speaker 2>Jay was like, who did you think he is? Roberto
<v Speaker 2>Alomar And I didn't know who that was, so I
<v Speaker 2>looked it up. Turns out Roberto Alamar was on the Orioles,
<v Speaker 2>and he got in trouble for arguing. He argued a
<v Speaker 2>third strike call, and he was arguing with the ump,
<v Speaker 2>and then he looked at the ump and said, fuck
<v Speaker 2>you would spit in his face. And then that was
<v Speaker 2>I believe a few games suspension for Roberto Alamar.
<v Speaker 1>Well. Savio Vega is here because Austin and Jerry Lawler
<v Speaker 1>are now stomping out Jake the Steak together and Vegas
<v Speaker 1>here to clear their rigging. Help everybody chere. We're kicking
<v Speaker 1>his ass. Oh, I see. I don't like it, but
<v Speaker 1>I see it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean they're stopping him on. Savio Vega hits
<v Speaker 2>the ring with the leather strap, the Caribbean strap number one.
<v Speaker 2>Because of course, Austin and Savia will in fact have
<v Speaker 2>a match at the pay per view.
<v Speaker 1>Indeed, so we got to a pre tape here. Paul
<v Speaker 1>Bearer is here with Mankind, who is digging a hole
<v Speaker 1>in the ground with his hands. Why no, Mankind, you
<v Speaker 1>don't need to do this. You don't understand.
<v Speaker 2>I need to get the poop.
<v Speaker 1>That's not for like a couple of years. I'm investing now,
<v Speaker 1>I'm investing in the poop. There will be poop. Don't
<v Speaker 1>worry about the poop.
<v Speaker 2>Here he sitting there John Kramer style, Yes, there will
<v Speaker 2>be poop if I if I dig it, he will come.
<v Speaker 2>And Paul Barry says, well, the Undertaker will dig his
<v Speaker 2>own grave and then you will bury him alive. I uh,
<v Speaker 2>I love all this this is, I mean, these are
<v Speaker 2>just ridiculous, really, like this whole match, this whole concept
<v Speaker 2>these guys existing is all ridiculous. But they are super
<v Speaker 2>committed to being crazy, and that's what makes it for me.
<v Speaker 1>Mankind, what are you doing? I'm digging the hole? Why
<v Speaker 1>the matches in an arena? The matches this not even
<v Speaker 1>anywhere closing? Now, what do you want me to do?
<v Speaker 1>What do you think is happening here? Mag kind? Okay,
<v Speaker 1>well you gotta beat on a gold dust my son. Okay.
<v Speaker 1>And you worry about the dirt at the show, that's
<v Speaker 1>just sign the match contract for.
<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to get prepared, Alice, will we have dirt?
<v Speaker 1>That's up interview. That that's it, that's that's a w
<v Speaker 1>W last thing. Don't worry about that. Holy ship, man God,
<v Speaker 1>don't you understand what's going on? Thank God?
<v Speaker 2>I mean I have a cold.
<v Speaker 1>It's been a cold for a while.
<v Speaker 2>Sound like a fucking normal dude.
<v Speaker 1>Did we bring gold dust? I hope. So we need
<v Speaker 1>to draw a house. Stop talking to me. Just dig
<v Speaker 1>the hole. Yeah, stop talking to me. So we got
<v Speaker 1>backstage Razor Ramone and Big Daddy Cool Diesel, like, what
<v Speaker 1>the fuck? Why are they? Why are they just showing him?
<v Speaker 1>Diesel isn't showed up yet. Razormon is doing band bicep girls,
<v Speaker 1>and Diesel is doing his famous pot you know the one.
<v Speaker 2>He's running his hand through his hair, He's holding his fist.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking Razor's gonna pump. Jared says, there you see they are?
<v Speaker 2>Was the Diesel thing not like supposed to be like
<v Speaker 2>a revealed They just show him.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I got to say, daysayers, you look pretty stupid
<v Speaker 1>right now.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>There they are. No, that's an outside is right there?
<v Speaker 2>Son, that's w Should we take two champions?
<v Speaker 1>What you see? Are you saying you want a war?
<v Speaker 1>Hey Eric Bischhoff to take one of these, bitch.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I took this guy from war and he's here
<v Speaker 2>now and I'm more.
<v Speaker 1>Tony flash free wars, So fuck you you have one
<v Speaker 1>right here, right here, palace. He's on a table, right,
<v Speaker 1>rod is brought to you by PlayStation hooray. And also
<v Speaker 1>the pay per view, I think is brought to you
<v Speaker 1>by PlayStation. It's yeah, that's right, it's a good deal.
<v Speaker 2>They got fuck PlayStation made out like a bandit here, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>PlayStation Sony's PlayStation Killers of hope, smashers of egos? Was
<v Speaker 2>that their fucking That was the tagline for PlayStation.
<v Speaker 1>I actually don't know. Maybe it was good. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>that's hard as fuck. Well, we have the hunter Hurst
<v Speaker 1>Helmsley town Hall here. Triple H comes out here and says,
<v Speaker 1>mister perfect, huh why did they call you that? All right?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, can you show me why they call you that?
<v Speaker 1>That was it, mister perfect? Why are you so perfect?
<v Speaker 2>Let me find out? And then they play some music
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, huh, this is a fucked up
<v Speaker 2>Triple H theme. But no, I wasn't Triple Ah's theme.
<v Speaker 2>Triple H is out here to join commentary for a
<v Speaker 2>completely unrelated tag match.
<v Speaker 1>Yep, we have a good tag match here.
<v Speaker 2>Huh.
<v Speaker 1>The Grims versus Hog and Pig.
<v Speaker 2>I uh, I was very confused the first us at.
<v Speaker 2>I I'm unfamiliar with the because the the graphic says
<v Speaker 2>the Grims, and then they announces the Grim twins is,
<v Speaker 2>of course Jared and Jason Grimm. And you might know
<v Speaker 2>them as uh as the two bald fucking guys that
<v Speaker 2>are always attaged team. Okay, they're just always the two
<v Speaker 2>bald guys are tagged me or the goddamn Arras brothers.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the Harris brothers. You can tell right away.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean they are twins and they're bald. Absolutely suck.
<v Speaker 2>That's that's the part that always gets me. I always
<v Speaker 2>can tell because they suck. But the Godwins are here
<v Speaker 2>and they're over as hell. The kids in the crowd
<v Speaker 2>got Godwin shirts. There's one guy with a Godwin shirt
<v Speaker 2>that has a big nose on. He's super committed to
<v Speaker 2>this team.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we get to see he'll billy Jim mcganny. He's
<v Speaker 1>here with the dog that's a goat. No, he'll billy
<v Speaker 1>Jim had the dog. Pig had the goat.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I didn't even do it. I was so thrown
<v Speaker 2>off by the goat. I didn't even see the Hillbilly
<v Speaker 2>Jim had a dog. I didn't see that whatsoever.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they had all sorts of shit out here. Man,
<v Speaker 1>the song is dubbed.
<v Speaker 2>Also, speaking of dubbed, I don't know when else will
<v Speaker 2>bring this up. Why the fuck did they dub the
<v Speaker 2>demolition theme in Duo k Oh.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know they did that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not it's cover. It's like the exact same
<v Speaker 2>song just to cover. Its very odd. I'm assuming somebody
<v Speaker 2>owns it and didn't want to. They either didn't want
<v Speaker 2>to pay for it or the guy doesn't funk with.
<v Speaker 1>And they didn't want it in the game because they
<v Speaker 1>hate this ship. They just went in the Hall of Fame.
<v Speaker 1>They just did not this ship.
<v Speaker 2>Don't put us in the ringside past you past?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I mean Hogy pick come out here? Song is dubbed?
<v Speaker 1>What what could they well like? What was the song
<v Speaker 1>that was dubbed? What is there like O G song?
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'll take a look real quick, isn't it?
<v Speaker 1>It's not?
<v Speaker 2>Uh, don't go and mess about a country boy. It's
<v Speaker 2>not that.
<v Speaker 1>Is that like Super copyrighted the rights in Fortunity? It
<v Speaker 1>is that.
<v Speaker 2>I think Holy Ships that was dubbed it from the
<v Speaker 2>wrestling album, which wasn't that their album?
<v Speaker 1>That's funny is going on here? I assumed it was
<v Speaker 1>something like ininety six hit or something that they just
<v Speaker 1>maybe they used it for a short bit like Alanis
<v Speaker 1>Morisset or something. I give bike, come out, you already
<v Speaker 1>want me in spite of me?
<v Speaker 2>I mean.
<v Speaker 1>There with a dog it don't be unarmed at five
<v Speaker 1>far head over the.
<v Speaker 2>Feet, oly shit back there with the blue. Everyone's getting
<v Speaker 2>down to this one got damn.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a good night here in wherever they.
<v Speaker 2>Are, Worcester Mass. It's always in a Worster masks. So
<v Speaker 2>they they use another song here that has an unknown
<v Speaker 2>title by and it was by Jim Johnson. They used
<v Speaker 2>this on July sixth, ninety seven. No, it had to
<v Speaker 2>be fucking dog Mass for the country boy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they locked that ship down. Put in the vault. Damn,
<v Speaker 1>it's not gonna be in two k. You're not gonna
<v Speaker 1>use that. You're not gonna use demolicious themes. So I
<v Speaker 1>don't even think about it. A couple of these are
<v Speaker 1>locked down forever. Yeah. So Pigs starts the match off
<v Speaker 1>here he spits his loogie into the air and then
<v Speaker 1>catches it and uses it to brush his hair back.
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's fucking awesome and gross.
<v Speaker 1>Triple H is on commentary. Here he says, mister perfect
<v Speaker 1>is perfect. Huh, well, why.
<v Speaker 2>Why is he so fucking perfect for it?
<v Speaker 1>Hey? Watch the show, jack ass. Mister perfect has always
<v Speaker 1>told you and shown you with video why he's mister perfect.
<v Speaker 2>Many such proofs. Lawler even says, you know, every time
<v Speaker 2>you bring a beautiful lady, mister perfect comes down steals them. Yeah, man,
<v Speaker 2>he's got every I mean, he's got your girls. He
<v Speaker 2>is fucking absolutely perfect.
<v Speaker 1>What are you gonna do? Well, we got Jason Grimm
<v Speaker 1>in the ring. I think yes, Midian with him right, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he lines down Midian Pig before he fires back with
<v Speaker 1>a hip tops and a line. I mean, Pig is
<v Speaker 1>showing some real fire in this one.
<v Speaker 2>He's a big pig. He is big as shit. And
<v Speaker 2>uh Jason Grim of course gets one over on by
<v Speaker 2>punching him in the gut and uh, I mean phineas
<v Speaker 2>hiptosism Dexham. And then Jason has to take out to
<v Speaker 2>Jared Grim.
<v Speaker 1>Jared Grim and Hog come in. Jared Grim and Hog
<v Speaker 1>Hog Canterbury is Jared Grim Hog gives him a flying
<v Speaker 1>shoulder tackle. It looked awesome.
<v Speaker 2>It did look fucking good. Actually, he's got some moves.
<v Speaker 1>Mister Perfect comes up picture and picture and tells Triple H,
<v Speaker 1>what's your deal? Hey, what's your deal? I have always
<v Speaker 1>shown why I'm mister Perfect.
<v Speaker 2>He says, I respect you for challenging me. But listen, man,
<v Speaker 2>I've been waiting for a new gen superstar to step
<v Speaker 2>up and challenge me, and no one's done it. So
<v Speaker 2>I got respect for you, and I accept your challenge.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm gonna give you
<v Speaker 2>a couple weeks to get yourself in shape. That boy
<v Speaker 2>to face mister.
<v Speaker 1>Perfect, Hi, Hey, where's that motherfucker at who?
<v Speaker 2>And Triple It says, I think you're mistaken. It's you
<v Speaker 2>that needs to get in shape. Perfect says you challenge,
<v Speaker 2>mister Perfect, I accept, and you remember this, nobody beats
<v Speaker 2>mister Perfect.
<v Speaker 1>Nobody. So Pig comes in. He gets his hot tag
<v Speaker 1>here in the middle of it, does a handstand and
<v Speaker 1>then tries to hit a clothesline on the referee.
<v Speaker 2>What dude, he was so fired up he legit tries
<v Speaker 2>to go for a handstanim swings at the ref which
<v Speaker 2>is of course his self cut off.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's his thing. I guess he gets too fired up. Sometimes.
<v Speaker 1>I mean that happens to the best of us, right, well,
<v Speaker 1>work down the end, because Pig then hits the slop
<v Speaker 1>drop and picks up the wind.
<v Speaker 2>Ye had Jared went for Jared Side slams from Jared Grimm.
<v Speaker 2>Of course, SIDEM sucks a lot, Jared grim Dude, Jared
<v Speaker 2>grim Side slams them, and it gets up and looks.
<v Speaker 1>For his pop.
<v Speaker 2>No pop, buddy, not around here. Nope, pop not around here.
<v Speaker 2>And then uh yeah, he goes for it again because
<v Speaker 2>he wants to get his pop, and uh, Pig is
<v Speaker 2>not having it. Slop drop bitch, h Phineas Godwin gets
<v Speaker 2>Phineas I Godwin.
<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, he's not bog bog already. One Billy Dog
<v Speaker 1>go nuts over the fuck you.
<v Speaker 2>Joy, thank you for this album of them, but goddamn, goddamn.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, I love hill Billy Jim. Is this there
<v Speaker 1>to have the dog and dance?
<v Speaker 2>He's I mean, like, I love dude. I again, you know,
<v Speaker 2>we go back and watch some of this stuff. Ninety
<v Speaker 2>six I'm way more familiar with than you know, early
<v Speaker 2>or late eighties, early eighties, you know. But the Godwins
<v Speaker 2>are over.
<v Speaker 1>They are super over. I bet it's a lot to
<v Speaker 1>do with goddamn my man hill Billy Jim.
<v Speaker 2>He's infectious, he is always smiling, and he's always convincing
<v Speaker 2>the jigglin always.
<v Speaker 1>No matter what.
<v Speaker 2>That's so sick.
<v Speaker 1>And they win a lot.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, they are a winning team. Do they get
<v Speaker 2>the tag titles?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I've ever seen him with the Belts?
<v Speaker 2>Maybe yeah, the two time tag champions? Actually, yeah, how
<v Speaker 2>about that?
<v Speaker 1>Probably some raucous fucking matches to egg game sellouts.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, you remember when they turned the Godwin's heel like
<v Speaker 2>later on with Jarrett.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I remember that.
<v Speaker 2>There's Southern Justice.
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember too much of that and uh dude.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah there's Southern Justice and they're in suits.
<v Speaker 1>Holy sh I mean that's how you do it, you know.
<v Speaker 2>Then Undertaker stabs Median to death.
<v Speaker 1>Oh dude, and sticks him in the room. That room. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>there was a lot going on there. Yeah, that was
<v Speaker 1>a crazy time.
<v Speaker 2>Minian's got quite the career.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he did a lot, man, he did a lot.
<v Speaker 1>So we got to a pre tape here, Doc Hendrick's
<v Speaker 1>voices over uh, the Jeff Jarrett deal with Jesse James here,
<v Speaker 1>and I thought it was they called him the country crooner.
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Jarrett. Is Jared gone, He's gone, right, I don't
<v Speaker 1>know if he's gone.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's my My thought was this was them like saying, hey,
<v Speaker 2>fuck this guy because he's.
<v Speaker 1>Gone A good chance he left. He left and came
<v Speaker 1>back a lot.
<v Speaker 2>That's true.
<v Speaker 1>So, I mean, if there's one thing Jeff Jarrett was
<v Speaker 1>gonna do, it was have a fucking job in wrestling.
<v Speaker 2>You know, he was great at him bro. So he
<v Speaker 2>leaves WWF in February of ninety six and goes back
<v Speaker 2>to USWA, and then October ninety six he signed a WCW.
<v Speaker 1>He comes back to WWF.
<v Speaker 2>Right, and then he's got some other judge again, and
<v Speaker 2>he eventually does come back to WE to do the
<v Speaker 2>goddamn He's like a ref for a summer Slam badge
<v Speaker 2>or something.
<v Speaker 1>So Doc says.
<v Speaker 2>Sources of now revealed that Jared struck a deal with
<v Speaker 2>the real Double J and Jared was supposed to use
<v Speaker 2>his fame and influence to carry the due at the
<v Speaker 2>top of When the skin almost broke in July of
<v Speaker 2>ninety five, Jared went to hiding and left his partner
<v Speaker 2>high and dry, and for the first time anywhere, you're
<v Speaker 2>about to see the secret rehearsal tapes. The man who
<v Speaker 2>really sang with My Baby to Night, the real Double J.
<v Speaker 2>You might recognize him as the man who walked in
<v Speaker 2>jeff Yard Shadow. You might know him as the Roady,
<v Speaker 2>but his real name is Jesse James. He's the real
<v Speaker 2>Double J. Everyone remembered this. I remember De Roady.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I was just thinking as I was watching this, Oh,
<v Speaker 1>he shows that the Roady and he sings with My
<v Speaker 1>Baby Tonight. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>No, I think this guy should be kicking a dogy style.
<v Speaker 1>Goddamn it. Yeah, I mean, okay, so they do this
<v Speaker 1>pre tape here they show all this stuff. We talked
<v Speaker 1>about this a bit on the last show, yes, that
<v Speaker 1>we did around this era. But what I don't remember
<v Speaker 1>was this footage like exits and has like an insane
<v Speaker 1>sound effect going on. I've never heard this one.
<v Speaker 2>It's really yeah, it's it was jarring. I actually thought
<v Speaker 2>something was wrong.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it sounded like the w c W Saturday Night
<v Speaker 1>Robot thing. Yeah it was.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that was on purpose or maybe
<v Speaker 2>that's a doc Hendricks thing. All doc Hendricks segments have
<v Speaker 2>to end with that. That's like a signature.
<v Speaker 1>Up here. We have Razor Ramon versus Savvio Vega. It's
<v Speaker 1>like classic ww F match.
<v Speaker 2>It is the bad guy is here. He's a young
<v Speaker 2>six foot sixty seven. He's a young six foot seven
<v Speaker 2>inch athlete. You just got you know, you guys like competition.
<v Speaker 2>Is there something wrong with having great young athletes here?
<v Speaker 1>Not at all?
<v Speaker 2>Jim no, No, Kevin Kelly says well. Grilman soon said
<v Speaker 2>it wouldn't be Scott Hall. Jim ross Or never said
<v Speaker 2>Scott Hall's name or Kevin ashes what's wrong with bringing
<v Speaker 2>young town to w don't forget, by the way, big
<v Speaker 2>Daddy coos Diesels here tonight.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I won't forget. I saw him earlier.
<v Speaker 2>Latari, yeah, Jar. I don't know if you this is
<v Speaker 2>obviously a tape show. I don't know if you guys
<v Speaker 2>got the iggy. They showed Diesel already.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I loved him coming out like with the whole deal.
<v Speaker 1>I mean Pyro in the rings music music. He's got
<v Speaker 1>the razor, like I think he had the razor on
<v Speaker 1>the stage. Or maybe I'm just fucking Mandela affecting myself
<v Speaker 1>that the toothpicker. Yeah, just he's got everything here. And
<v Speaker 1>I loved that it cut to people in the crowd
<v Speaker 1>doing the Razor taught when he came out. There is
<v Speaker 1>there's some young guys like twenty years probably in the
<v Speaker 1>crowd and they're doing the Razor deal with the arms up.
<v Speaker 1>I thought that was so funny. I bet that was
<v Speaker 1>so fun to like just make fun of back then.
<v Speaker 1>I bet that was sweet. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>There's a good chance that there's at least a few
<v Speaker 2>people in the crowd that thought this was actually Razor.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean, if I was watching, for sure, I
<v Speaker 1>think that was Razor remote. He looks just like him.
<v Speaker 2>Well, why would it not be, Well.
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. Do you see the contradiction. What
<v Speaker 1>about the contradiction? You bring camera? Well, you got the
<v Speaker 1>camera on Razor amone. You see the contradictions because I
<v Speaker 1>have the camera and you're walking towards you. You have
<v Speaker 1>a revote here, but you said it. I thought it's
<v Speaker 1>gonna be a Scott Hall, But you have a Razor revote.
<v Speaker 1>Don't you see the contradiction?
<v Speaker 2>We got a commercial, we come back, uh And Grilla
<v Speaker 2>Mond soon has joined us in commentary. Here because we
<v Speaker 2>just we just need something. We need something because this match, wow,
<v Speaker 2>this match, we need something. JR says, I don't understand
<v Speaker 2>why you're out here. There's no problem out here, and
<v Speaker 2>Grilla says, I'll explain it, and Jey shays, well, it's
<v Speaker 2>pretty obvious' Rais Ramone. That's not obvious. What this part's
<v Speaker 2>even better? Well look at his contract. His contract says
<v Speaker 2>his name is raisor Ramone. Grilla says, what's his real name?
<v Speaker 2>Damn get fave? What the fuck? And uh, Grilla says,
<v Speaker 2>you know with your aratitude what you're doing here in
<v Speaker 2>the WF this, I'm concerned, And Jey says, oh, I
<v Speaker 2>don't have any right to have this attitude you are.
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been fired due McMahon ever fire you?
<v Speaker 2>Did you ever have your oldermans got hungry? Take food
<v Speaker 2>off my family? Did he destroy your laugh? I don't, No,
<v Speaker 2>he didn't. And JR Is doing this rant while Savio
<v Speaker 2>Vegas super upbeat music is playing behind him.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I love that part where he's like, you ever
<v Speaker 1>have vincer man take food off your family? And it
<v Speaker 1>just goes and Savio Vegas music is playing and he
<v Speaker 1>cuts they're in grilla moot soon just ramly says, well,
<v Speaker 1>you don't look like you missed too many meals? What
<v Speaker 1>a dig?
<v Speaker 2>Now I have to I have to stress this to
<v Speaker 2>everybody here. This match there's good. Well, okay, this match
<v Speaker 2>of course it well, it is good.
<v Speaker 1>That this match is good and we support and like Razor.
<v Speaker 2>Ravone, is this not a like four seg match?
<v Speaker 1>It felt like it for sure, Like there.
<v Speaker 2>Is so many cuts to other stuff and commercials that
<v Speaker 2>like I thought this was gonna take up the rest
<v Speaker 2>of the show.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it definitely felt like it. I mean, there was
<v Speaker 1>a lot of doing the same move, cutting away, coming back,
<v Speaker 1>doing the same move cutting away going back. My god,
<v Speaker 1>the fuck could come up with a different move, Like
<v Speaker 1>Razor didn't have a different go to commercial move. Razor
<v Speaker 1>ramones the fucking gig of the fucking heat.
<v Speaker 2>He just puts him in a hold.
<v Speaker 1>And leaves him there forever. Yeah, it looks like we
<v Speaker 1>got Savio Vega versus Chicum in bag guy. So we
<v Speaker 1>started the match off here, Razor Ramone slams Savio Vega
<v Speaker 1>and then does the Razor Ramone TT. That's gotta be Razor.
<v Speaker 2>Razor Remone does the razor remote tot oll.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh shit. I mean, like, guys, that is right there.
<v Speaker 1>He is.
<v Speaker 2>Girl, mon Soon says, you know, Jim Ross is the presidents. Ever,
<v Speaker 2>I want to make it clear that at no time,
<v Speaker 2>no way, shape or form, do we ever say that
<v Speaker 2>Kevin Asher Scott Hall were returning here. But you try
<v Speaker 2>to perpetuate that fraud. I don't know what the big
<v Speaker 2>fucking dealers. He's got a fat money contra here, that's
<v Speaker 2>what he told me. And it's no cut. That's the part.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if people remember Jr.
<v Speaker 2>Insinuates the razor bone has a no cut contract here.
<v Speaker 1>Test signed a very similar deal. That'sh cheflon Razor up there.
<v Speaker 2>Look at him. Chops she's doing. They look great, don't they, dude?
<v Speaker 1>This is my favorite part of the match. Actually, So
<v Speaker 1>Razor slams them. He does the Razor taunt. Zavio feats
<v Speaker 1>to the corner, Razor starts throwing razor punches and chops
<v Speaker 1>and I am dying. He has Limp handing the fuck
<v Speaker 1>out of his chops and ship. Dude, it is so funny.
<v Speaker 2>He's trying his best to emulate Razor and he just doesn't.
<v Speaker 1>Have it, but he just cannot get it together.
<v Speaker 3>Man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Wow, what.
<v Speaker 2>A performance by Razor.
<v Speaker 1>Hotly fuck dude, Yes, it's like wow. This is just
<v Speaker 1>making me appreciate Scott Hall a lot. I know, how
<v Speaker 1>did he do it? How the fuck did he do it?
<v Speaker 2>And uh, the crowd is chanting fake by the way,
<v Speaker 2>and Josh is listening to crowd. You think the crowd
<v Speaker 2>likes him? And Grilla says they'll like him. You're portraying
<v Speaker 2>You're portraying him with something. He's not Razor Ramone, he's
<v Speaker 2>somebody else. Who is he? As far as I know,
<v Speaker 2>his name's Razor Ramone's show his contract. You didn't see
<v Speaker 2>his contract come across your desk, so this is even better.
<v Speaker 2>The lore continues. One, no cut contract. Two Grilla Monsoon
<v Speaker 2>did not look at the name on the contract. He
<v Speaker 2>just saw Razor Ramone and signed off on it. This
<v Speaker 2>guy got signed due. Girl says no, his contract could
<v Speaker 2>have came across my desk with his real name, not
<v Speaker 2>Razor Ramone. He's not looking into anybody, just signing any
<v Speaker 2>fucking deal.
<v Speaker 1>That shuts up. How's that? Well? Razor locks in the
<v Speaker 1>shoulder submission and slaps the back of Savio's head. Razor
<v Speaker 1>styles he does this the rest of the match. It's
<v Speaker 1>a little match. And don't forget he hit the big
<v Speaker 1>fallaway slam.
<v Speaker 2>You know, Okay, he does do that. Razor catches him
<v Speaker 2>off the ropes, hits the fallaway.
<v Speaker 1>I love this. Yeah, he hits the big fallaway slam
<v Speaker 1>and it goes to Picture and Picture.
<v Speaker 2>Immediately hits the fall away and Kevin Kelly is all
<v Speaker 2>very Razor like maneuver there and Jared says, well, what
<v Speaker 2>do you expect?
<v Speaker 1>He's raising remote. It's Jim Ross Picture and Picture with
<v Speaker 1>Jim Ross talking, well, what do you expect? That's Razor remote.
<v Speaker 2>And Razor of course, Ara Farms at the camera does
<v Speaker 2>his taut the Razor remote taunt.
<v Speaker 1>So Razor then proceeds to hit the craziest looking clothesline
<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen. He's so limp, he's so limp.
<v Speaker 2>He he is trying his bad like I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if I've ever seen a limp arms fucking Scott Hall line. Uh,
<v Speaker 2>but he goes for it and it looks like shit.
<v Speaker 1>Well, doc Hendrix is here Picture and Picture and he's
<v Speaker 1>gonna try to get an interview with Diesel. The door
<v Speaker 1>says razor and Diesel.
<v Speaker 2>Well, it could have been misconstrued Jims, because it says
<v Speaker 2>razor diesel and under it says keep out. So maybe
<v Speaker 2>they thought that this was the only room Razor and
<v Speaker 2>Diesel could not go.
<v Speaker 1>Into the anti Razor in Diesel room.
<v Speaker 2>I just saw Diesel going here. What the fuck he's
<v Speaker 2>to be here? I want to get to the bottom
<v Speaker 2>of this. So yeah, he he says, I'm gonna try
<v Speaker 2>to find out. This is a picture and picture and
<v Speaker 2>then we just don't, like, we go right back to
<v Speaker 2>the match. I don't know why I wouldn't just stick
<v Speaker 2>with him there.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, actually we go back to the match and then
<v Speaker 1>we kind of go back immediately to it. Yeah, Hendrix
<v Speaker 1>opens the door up and Diesel is not there.
<v Speaker 2>I don't he was here earlier. I don't know where
<v Speaker 2>he went. You okay, doc Headrick Juice, you saw him
<v Speaker 2>going there? Is there a fucking secret Diesel door? Like,
<v Speaker 2>what the hell is going on? How'd you lose him?
<v Speaker 2>He says he's not there, and Jah says, well, big
<v Speaker 2>Daddy is here. I'll tell you that Big Daddy is here.
<v Speaker 1>Dropped the cool parties? Is big Daddy? Big Daddy?
<v Speaker 2>You know, you know big Diesel here, dude, just before
<v Speaker 2>that too, I mean they're getting into a real argument.
<v Speaker 1>Jr.
<v Speaker 2>Is flipping out about Vince McMahan. He says, Vince is
<v Speaker 2>an egomaniac. He said, what about how I feel? How
<v Speaker 2>about my damn family?
<v Speaker 1>And Lawless says, all right, Joe, just let's call it match.
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry about it.
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you call a damn match? Don't talk to me.
<v Speaker 1>I mean they have like four commentators at the table
<v Speaker 1>right now. Somebody just talk please.
<v Speaker 2>Which I mean fantastic idea, because boy, ol boy, there
<v Speaker 2>is nothing happening in the rig.
<v Speaker 1>So we go back to the ring. Here, Savio takes
<v Speaker 1>the buckle. He hits a huge kick. Jr. Then says,
<v Speaker 1>you know, I recruited a great athlete to the WWF,
<v Speaker 1>and just because he has to be caught to Asia Ramone,
<v Speaker 1>there's a problem.
<v Speaker 2>Now we're making a big deal out of it.
<v Speaker 1>You know, I didn't recruit Doint, I.
<v Speaker 2>Didn't bring Doink here. Were you proud of the clowns
<v Speaker 2>we're here? You're a hall of fame? Or are you
<v Speaker 2>proud to see that? And Gorilla is quiet for a minute, Hey,
<v Speaker 2>we're doing sports entertainment here, j.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I know you don't like that. I know you
<v Speaker 1>don't like that. I know you're PROG wrestler, got your bitch.
<v Speaker 1>So in the ring, Savio hits a spin kick on Razor.
<v Speaker 1>But wait a minute, who is that? That's big Daddy
<v Speaker 1>Diesel dejege here.
<v Speaker 2>I told you was here. You shut off a bitch
<v Speaker 2>and Diesel, I mean he must have heat already because
<v Speaker 2>he climbs onto the apron and Savio Vega punches him
<v Speaker 2>as hard as he possibly can in the head like
<v Speaker 2>it knocks his glasses off and he is legit. He
<v Speaker 2>falls off the apron and you can see he's fucked
<v Speaker 2>up for a second.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it actually ends up being a disqualification here because
<v Speaker 1>Diesel pulls the rope down and Savio falls over and
<v Speaker 1>then the bell just gets ranged. So Savio does get
<v Speaker 1>a victory here by Q before his big match with
<v Speaker 1>a stone called Steve Austin or not.
<v Speaker 2>And Kevin Kelly says, well, Raizor Ramon and Diesel looks
<v Speaker 2>like they're about to do a number on Savio Vega
<v Speaker 2>and girl mom soon says, will you stop calling him
<v Speaker 2>that chemical?
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to do so of course you
<v Speaker 1>know Savio Vegas out there, yes, and Razor, Ramon and
<v Speaker 1>Diesel are out there. There's only one thing they can do, right,
<v Speaker 1>It's time they have to hit all their taunts. They
<v Speaker 1>hit all their finishers.
<v Speaker 2>Because you have to know that it's Razor and Diesel
<v Speaker 2>and House. Would you know that unless Razor does the
<v Speaker 2>Razor taunts and the Razor's edge.
<v Speaker 1>We get a Razor's edge, we get a jackknife power
<v Speaker 1>bomb with theatrics, and then we get the classic Razor
<v Speaker 1>and Diesel high five as a loud truck horn goes off.
<v Speaker 2>You know, the one part I do remember about Razor
<v Speaker 2>and Diesel, James, was that Razor was taller Diesel.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. The classic Razor and Diesel high five. They teamed
<v Speaker 1>a lot in the w w F. Of course, of
<v Speaker 1>course for that w w F. Yeah, classic.
<v Speaker 2>Of course Jr. Says this is embarrassing for the I'm
<v Speaker 2>gonna efficient now they don't know if you knows how
<v Speaker 2>it feels to be embarrassed. Why because there's like a
<v Speaker 2>shitty match on the show. They're way used to that.
<v Speaker 2>J Ah, you're good.
<v Speaker 1>What Jim Ross really should be applauded for is not
<v Speaker 1>that he brought in Razor and Diesel, is that he
<v Speaker 1>put them together as a tag team.
<v Speaker 2>His creative genius Diesel and Razor. Wow, they could be
<v Speaker 2>tag champs. They could run the world.
<v Speaker 1>We got to a pre tape here Undertaker is at
<v Speaker 1>the graveyard and he says, yeah, I knew that shit
<v Speaker 1>would happen.
<v Speaker 2>What what does Undertaker pick up off the floor like
<v Speaker 2>underwear wall?
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't know what that was.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was make, something from make. I couldn't figure
<v Speaker 2>it out. It was something white.
<v Speaker 1>He picked up the burst certificate that proved that his
<v Speaker 1>dad is Paul Bearer. No, everyone making deadlock. This will
<v Speaker 1>prove it. Don't listen to the people who say otherwise.
<v Speaker 1>As by this paper that I picked up in this poda,
<v Speaker 1>that's my dad.
<v Speaker 2>Taker says, I knew you would bring mankind mankind. Your
<v Speaker 2>wish is my command. I will dig your grave and
<v Speaker 2>I will bury you alive. So Undertaker starts digging the grave.
<v Speaker 2>I mean one, this will take forever.
<v Speaker 1>Two.
<v Speaker 2>He didn't listen earlier, Paul Bear, he said, you don't
<v Speaker 2>have to do this. Don't be able to take care
<v Speaker 2>of this.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love that. Nobody in this match seems to
<v Speaker 1>understand that deal. Guys, it has to be at the arena.
<v Speaker 2>Well, we've never done this before.
<v Speaker 1>Well, sting in Vampiro was in the graveyard later later, Stop, dad,
<v Speaker 1>you're embarrassing me. I am your dad, I am your dad.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Taker's gonna stand here and dig a grave
<v Speaker 2>this whole time, and then what and the he's gonna
<v Speaker 2>go home. That's vandalism. But I thought you better it off.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we have, uh, the main event of the evening.
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmmm, we have Vader and Jim Cornett versus Sean
<v Speaker 1>Michaels and jose Letheria.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Cornett's in full gear here him Invader come out
<v Speaker 2>and he's got the tennis racket. We find out. Also
<v Speaker 2>last week, Sable and Sonny had a fight at ringside
<v Speaker 2>during the Mark Merrow and Feruke Intercainal title match. I
<v Speaker 2>don't know why we know this, why they're showing this yere,
<v Speaker 2>but they neededless to know this. So Sonny brought out
<v Speaker 2>a loaded purse that had a brick in it, and
<v Speaker 2>Faruk tried to use it on Mark Merrow, but Mark
<v Speaker 2>Merrow dodged it and then hit Faruke with it and
<v Speaker 2>then hit the wild thing is shooting star Press, which
<v Speaker 2>is fucking awesome. By the way, it is awesome, and
<v Speaker 2>then Sonny put the brick under the ring to hide it.
<v Speaker 2>I guess I don't know what was going on there,
<v Speaker 2>and uh, yeah, they're Fruke and Sonny are no longer together.
<v Speaker 2>There's uh, there's a part I don't know. I don't
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why they put this here. Next week
<v Speaker 2>on Raw, we get a high video here Psycho Sid
<v Speaker 2>versus gold Dust dude.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they played up gold Dust crazy like he's like
<v Speaker 1>the final boss. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>This was like, I thought, this is a pay per
<v Speaker 2>view ad I said, what fucking pay per view do
<v Speaker 2>they run Sid versus gold Dust?
<v Speaker 1>But I was thought there running adverts for like the
<v Speaker 1>pay per view dark.
<v Speaker 2>Match, because you know Golddust will be there stay after
<v Speaker 2>the show. Hell yeah, double book Dustin that's what they
<v Speaker 2>call him.
<v Speaker 1>So. Sean Michaels was at the Macy's in New York
<v Speaker 1>City for Rock the Vote.
<v Speaker 2>We were just at a Macy's. It was closing down.
<v Speaker 1>That's the power of Shawn Michaels.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he was signing a bunch of shit for
<v Speaker 2>Rock the Vote.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. I loved when Vader came out. By the way,
<v Speaker 1>he's doing like this little deal. He's punching and shit.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, it's just very cool.
<v Speaker 2>I love Vader, dude. I can't talk enough about Vader.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, it's Efron isn't fantastic, but he
<v Speaker 2>makes the most of it.
<v Speaker 1>Vince McMahon will be on Live Wired this Saturday at
<v Speaker 1>ten am on USA Network for a live detector test
<v Speaker 1>with Razor, Ramone and Diesel.
<v Speaker 2>Holy fuck, that would have been fucking so awesome. Wow,
<v Speaker 2>that would have been great.
<v Speaker 1>And Jr. Is there to I'm gonna administer this actually, dude,
<v Speaker 1>I mean that would have been sweet.
<v Speaker 2>I think Live Ar just started or like maybe it's
<v Speaker 2>a week or so old here. I don't think it
<v Speaker 2>was very very new or sorry, I think it was
<v Speaker 2>very new here, so and it lasts a pretty long time.
<v Speaker 2>Live AR lasts for like four or five years.
<v Speaker 1>We have Lawler on commentary. He's just talking about Jose
<v Speaker 1>Latario as much as possible. I imagine Sean fed him a
<v Speaker 1>bunch of lines before they there.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm sure if Sean fed him a bunch of lines,
<v Speaker 2>multiple styles. Yeah, Sean, Vader and Jim corneversus Shawn Michaels
<v Speaker 2>in super sock is La Thario.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we get the match started here, Vader presses Sean
<v Speaker 1>and then literally just throws them over his head. Vader
<v Speaker 1>tries to go for a power bomb here, but Sean
<v Speaker 1>Rona's out of it, of course, that classic Seawan offense.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a you know, pretty good counter to it.
<v Speaker 1>Look good.
<v Speaker 2>On commentary, Jara says, well, right here, next week, by
<v Speaker 2>the way, Big Daddy Cool Diesel is gonna go one
<v Speaker 2>on one with wild Man Mark Merrow. Why doesn't the
<v Speaker 2>w put D's on a promo with Mark Merrow? He legit,
<v Speaker 2>just says, straight up promo, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I would love if all their promos were just like
<v Speaker 1>them in the dark.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, like a silhouette kind of or yeah, with like.
<v Speaker 1>The gold for Razor, or like the black and white
<v Speaker 1>for Diesel.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah they actually they actually only are in black and
<v Speaker 2>white because they're in w O.
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit. And then one of the weeks there's just
<v Speaker 1>a fucking silhouette of the blue Meani in the dark.
<v Speaker 2>Well, no ship, that's the wrong one. Oh shit, alright,
<v Speaker 2>fuck fuck that up. That's on me submitted the wrong ship.
<v Speaker 2>There sure about that. He's going too, He's next.
<v Speaker 1>I made to send out a w WARS. So Vader
<v Speaker 1>feeds to the corner. Here he gets a boot up.
<v Speaker 1>Sean slides out and crotches Vader on the post. Sean
<v Speaker 1>then hits the whoope cushion and goes off the rope,
<v Speaker 1>but Vader pulls the rope and Sean goes flying outside
<v Speaker 1>the ring.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Sean doing whoopy cushion is nuts? Doink is still here?
<v Speaker 1>Ain'ty? He's the fuck We don't talk about him? Shitty clowns?
<v Speaker 1>Who book those guys in my pro wrestling ring? Oh?
<v Speaker 1>Go on?
<v Speaker 2>Dok was awesome? J Are, He's fucking It's a gimmick.
<v Speaker 2>Was he was a girl wrestler?
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, if you like that, you'll love w c W.
<v Speaker 1>Go watch it. Jim, Please stop telling people that.
<v Speaker 2>Stop telling anyone to watch him. He's gonna be please God.
<v Speaker 1>Oh God, I thought we would pro rationally call me.
<v Speaker 1>I guess not.
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're afraid? How afraid of a little competition? You're
<v Speaker 2>afraid of some young strong men coming to this company
<v Speaker 2>as well?
<v Speaker 1>Jim, I'm gonna I'm gonna legit, lose my mind here
<v Speaker 1>in mine. I'm legit, I'm losing it show like I'm
<v Speaker 1>gonna I'm gonna fire you. For shoot, I really know
<v Speaker 1>M's done sucking over buddy. You fucking up blue meat.
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna be out of a job. The show lawler
<v Speaker 1>says Jose's first match was on the undercart of David
<v Speaker 1>versus Goliath, just shitting on Jose Lathario the whole match, good,
<v Speaker 1>good gimmick. Cornett tags in, and so does Jose. Lathario. Oh,
<v Speaker 1>sh just one. Cornett, of course, immediately starts bumping and
<v Speaker 1>feeding for Jose. Dude.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Jose punches them in the face, He's going nuts
<v Speaker 2>on him.
<v Speaker 1>Cornett pokes Jose's eyes and tags Invader, which I thought
<v Speaker 1>was awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, I was hoping Vader at least got to
<v Speaker 2>bump him once.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, me too. Probably didn't even want to take that chance.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you know what, Sean probably said, Hey, Vader, if
<v Speaker 2>you want to get in my good graces, take him
<v Speaker 2>to the corner.
<v Speaker 1>Give him one for me. So Vader comes in, uh,
<v Speaker 1>but he irish whips Jose and HBK tags himself in
<v Speaker 1>just in time for Lothario to not get absolutely fucked
<v Speaker 1>by Vader. Oh man, it would have been awesome.
<v Speaker 2>Though.
<v Speaker 1>Sean comes off the rope here with the flying line
<v Speaker 1>and then the kip up. Sean hits the elbow drop
<v Speaker 1>on Vader and sets up for the sweet Chin music.
<v Speaker 2>The uh the elbow looked good too, I mean, Vader
<v Speaker 2>was really in the center. Sean fucking went for it,
<v Speaker 2>and Ye tunes up the band crowd super fired up
<v Speaker 2>for it.
<v Speaker 1>But Vader ducks that shit and hits a lariat for
<v Speaker 1>it too. It goes to commercial here and Sony's PlayStation
<v Speaker 1>featuring Crash Bandicoot presents the WWF Slam of the Week,
<v Speaker 1>where Sid Power bombs Al Snow and Marty Jeannetti. That
<v Speaker 1>can't be right, Is that right? I think Cassidy in
<v Speaker 1>Martin it's the New Rockers. Yeah. Oh shit, man, wow.
<v Speaker 1>Putting that right in the middle of Sean's main event
<v Speaker 1>deal is fucking funny, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like that makes all the sense of the
<v Speaker 2>world to be actually, I uh, I can entirely see
<v Speaker 2>them just talking about that. That was like on purpose,
<v Speaker 2>Like they didn't They could have showed anything from last week.
<v Speaker 2>They could have showed fake Razor again. I'm sure Stone
<v Speaker 2>Cold did something. Nope, we're gonna show Marty getting his.
<v Speaker 1>Ass well with this partner. Als.
<v Speaker 2>Now, this is whereth power lies.
<v Speaker 1>So we come back to the match here, Vader goes
<v Speaker 1>up for the Vader Bomb. Yes, and he kind of
<v Speaker 1>decides mid Vader Bomb here, should I go to the
<v Speaker 1>top rope? He teases it, he does, but he doesn't
<v Speaker 1>do it, and that small timing allowed for HBK to
<v Speaker 1>get his wits about him, get his legs up, and
<v Speaker 1>then when he goes for the fucking Vader Bomb, his
<v Speaker 1>legs stop the Vader bomb.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he uh? I mean, Vader bounces on the rope
<v Speaker 2>for like ever. It's actually, he's super impressive that these
<v Speaker 2>ropes are able to withstand the Vader bounce.
<v Speaker 1>I even think about it like that, but you're right.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he really is bouncing on it crazy.
<v Speaker 2>And he's letting that thing fly. And Sean, of course,
<v Speaker 2>needed to get his big man spot. He needed Vader
<v Speaker 2>to know that he's not really that big, so I
<v Speaker 2>have to scoop slam.
<v Speaker 1>You, dude. HBK body slams Vader and then sets them
<v Speaker 1>up for the sweet Him music. Did he body slams
<v Speaker 1>them and they're like holy fuck, holy shit.
<v Speaker 2>They just like there wasn't was there any teases of
<v Speaker 2>him doing this match. No, that's like that's a pet
<v Speaker 2>peeve of mine. I really don't like it they do that.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like either it feels wasted. It's like everyone's waiting
<v Speaker 1>for it. It's one of those deals where everyone in
<v Speaker 1>the audience is conditioned to it. Just do the fucking spot.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just like the crowd wants to fucking see you
<v Speaker 2>fail it so they can be happier when you succeed it.
<v Speaker 2>Why just if you pick him up? Then okay, everyone
<v Speaker 2>can fucking pick Vader up.
<v Speaker 1>Then like body slams him. He sets up for the
<v Speaker 1>sweet Shim music. Here, Cornett tries to hit his left
<v Speaker 1>with the tennis racket, but HBK jumps, which allows Vader
<v Speaker 1>to go for the splash, but Vader actually misses in
<v Speaker 1>the corner. Yes, he fires back with a body slam
<v Speaker 1>again on Vader, but this time Vader just falls on HBK.
<v Speaker 1>He did it backwards. We're innovating the bizz. Vader then
<v Speaker 1>hits the power bomb and instead of pinning, he goes
<v Speaker 1>over the corner and I'm thinking of my head. Damn,
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna lose. Huh. Oh my god, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, one, I was like, no shot,
<v Speaker 2>He's moon Saltan, Shawn Michaels. Sean is, oh yeah, but
<v Speaker 2>if imagine if he just tried it right, like Sean
<v Speaker 2>would definitely roll in. But damn the balls on Vader,
<v Speaker 2>that would have been awesome.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that would have been pretty sweet for sure. Vader, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>he hits the power bomb. Here he goes up and
<v Speaker 1>he hits the Vader Bomb. One two three, Ben Sean
<v Speaker 1>Michaels the w champion.
<v Speaker 2>It was so baller. He power bombs Sean big Flex,
<v Speaker 2>drags his fucking carcass to the corner Vader bomb, and
<v Speaker 2>he wins.
<v Speaker 1>I could not believe it, dude. I loved it. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that was very cool. That was the night that Seawn
<v Speaker 1>Michaels decided never again.
<v Speaker 2>Well, they must have convinced him that Cornett swinging the
<v Speaker 2>racket was a dirty enough ending that to put Seawan
<v Speaker 2>in peril, so him losing wasn't a real loss.
<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised Vader just didn't hit the Vader Bamba Jose
<v Speaker 1>Lithario and then like they, I don't know, stretcher him
<v Speaker 1>out Oh my.
<v Speaker 2>God, how awesome. I mean, maybe there's a chance Jose
<v Speaker 2>Lothario is legit just bones. I don't he could have died.
<v Speaker 1>That's true. Yeah, that's very very true.
<v Speaker 2>But I bet Sean pitched it. That was his original pitch.
<v Speaker 2>How about you fucking give one Alario pit him instead?
<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, man, I mean Kevin Kelly puts him over.
<v Speaker 2>Vader's claim as the uncrowned champion of w BF continues.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Vader's they're they're trying at least, but uh,
<v Speaker 2>Vader has a pin on Sean, but Sean one does
<v Speaker 2>not face Vader at the pay per view, of course.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Vader goes for the deal again. He's going to
<v Speaker 1>go for the Vader Bomb again, but Sid comes in
<v Speaker 1>and they face off.
<v Speaker 2>Sid's here, you know, he's trying to you know, because
<v Speaker 2>Sid has the title match, so I'm guessing, you know,
<v Speaker 2>him and Sean have some kind of mutual understanding. They're
<v Speaker 2>both babies, so he wants make sure Seawan's good for whatever.
<v Speaker 2>You know, he's the champ. Sid also doesn't fuck you
<v Speaker 2>get the title match at the paper view, by the way,
<v Speaker 2>and then the real main inventor shows up.
<v Speaker 1>Gold Dust comes to the race.
<v Speaker 2>Gold Dust is here, and now Sid doesn't know what
<v Speaker 2>to do because I mean, you know, he wasn't too
<v Speaker 2>worried about Vader, but gold Dust that next.
<v Speaker 1>Week the Showdown of Champions. That's true.
<v Speaker 2>That is true, and they're all I mean, Sid's in
<v Speaker 2>the middle of them, and then Sean goes after gold Dust,
<v Speaker 2>Sid and Vader start fighting.
<v Speaker 1>We got a big schmas.
<v Speaker 2>The show ends that way with mayhem as all the
<v Speaker 2>top guys fight each other.
<v Speaker 1>Here they call them the Big three of the WWF,
<v Speaker 1>gold Dust, Sid and Vader.
<v Speaker 2>And the click is Sean, Diesel, and Razor. So yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Sid faces Vader at the pay per view. Sean wrestles
<v Speaker 2>the Dark Main Event at the pay per view, defending
<v Speaker 2>the WF title against gold Dust.
<v Speaker 1>Gold Dust, how about that, guys.
<v Speaker 2>We watched all of these things, by the way, on
<v Speaker 2>the Patreon we watched that show, and we also watched
<v Speaker 2>the Dark Main event.
<v Speaker 1>All roads lead to gold Dust.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess show. I mean, that's kind of a
<v Speaker 2>clown act too when you think about it. Interesting show here.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I can't believe how much of this Razor
<v Speaker 2>and Diesel stuff was a part of this show. Man.
<v Speaker 2>This is an hour long show. Half of it was
<v Speaker 2>Razor and Diesel. This is insane. They are lost.
<v Speaker 1>I mean they were just really I mean they just
<v Speaker 1>really got under their skin with the Kevin Nashes guy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah for sure.
<v Speaker 2>I mean Stone Cold's got to get the glass break
<v Speaker 2>music and he needs it now.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. That's that's the emergency button is give Steve Austin
<v Speaker 1>the class. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Well that is it for WBF Monday Night Roll from
<v Speaker 2>September thirtieth, nineteen ninety six.
<v Speaker 1>And now it's time for the main o. Let's read
<v Speaker 1>some fucking names, all right. Now it's time for the
<v Speaker 1>main event. Welcome to the Patreon shout out segment here.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, for episode three hundred and forty nine. I'm James.
<v Speaker 1>That is Johnny. Oh and we're gonna read names here,
<v Speaker 1>starting in the five dollars tier. Branden, Gervaise, Nice, Keith Jackson,
<v Speaker 1>S four m eight U Joseph Cried, Devin Fleming, Luis Rivera.
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<v Speaker 1>got gunplug, Josh, I want to say gunpla gosh.
<v Speaker 2>And feels good. Can you change your name?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Come back, you be gunpla gosh.
<v Speaker 2>If you want to be in the main event, you
<v Speaker 2>got to be. Come on, change your name, change your name,
<v Speaker 2>change your name.
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<v Speaker 1>comes to the ww F, hey, change your quest. B
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<v Speaker 1>Chris b. Cocker, Harry Is ski Woe, I love the
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<v Speaker 1>love Fred Flintstone. Fun fact x POC was twenty nine
<v Speaker 1>when he had his last WWE match in two thousand
<v Speaker 1>and two. A idiot six ye nine.
<v Speaker 2>Ray Mysterio naked for ESPN.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I had that last part there.
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, baby, it was naked on ESPN. It wasn't just
<v Speaker 2>to be thinking about it, guys.
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<v Speaker 1>is Holden Martini, Richard Pickle Chaft, Oh, Mike Myers from
<v Speaker 1>the Halloween Game.
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<v Speaker 1>Car officer, you know, and that really does I mean,
<v Speaker 1>just arrest them, you know what I mean, just right
<v Speaker 1>fucking shoot him in ahead, put him in the back
<v Speaker 1>of the car, and shoot him in the head.
<v Speaker 2>I mean that could be said about like every villain ever.
<v Speaker 1>No, like if he's if he's cuffed in the back
<v Speaker 1>of the car, shooting burn him to death.
<v Speaker 2>Break his arms. Fuck, drive it off a cliff. Yeah, like,
<v Speaker 2>obliterate this guy.
<v Speaker 1>Jump out GTA style, just up, dude, gives a fuck,
<v Speaker 1>he's killing everyone. Spawn a helicopter above the car and
<v Speaker 1>then just drop it on the top of the car. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>shoot him in the head after Yeah, that'd be funny.
<v Speaker 1>And ship they do all that ship and then they
<v Speaker 1>look in the backseat. He's not there. Oh shit, Oh
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck?
<v Speaker 2>No way that would That's exactly what would happen.
<v Speaker 1>By the way, dude, it would be even funnier if
<v Speaker 1>they're like, where the fuck do you go? Then the
<v Speaker 1>camera pants are left. He's sprinting.
<v Speaker 2>He's in another car driving away. What the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't have a license? Get him rest, He's a
<v Speaker 1>sovereign citizen. Get him. Officer Jank Wong Officer, Get mikeres
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<v Speaker 1>Hall be like somemosas, aren't schmores? Dark oss Z Joshua McLaughlin,
<v Speaker 1>Pulse's WCW universe mode. Got me through the flu?
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's nice? What the hell is?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm glad you got through it first off? Yeah, sure, sure,
<v Speaker 1>you know that can be a doozy.
<v Speaker 2>I hate the flu. I hate all sicknesses. I'm actually
<v Speaker 2>making a stand right now that I hate all sicknesses.
<v Speaker 1>That's brave. That's brave. Thank you. Would you like to
<v Speaker 1>join me in this cause you're in the trenches man, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>I'll join you. Thank you, bro, Thank you so much.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, down with sickness. Oh wow, Bulk the Boulder
<v Speaker 1>Bolea Joseph careed fisty punches. That's good, Kobe, No nuge problem, motherfucker.
<v Speaker 2>That's like not too far off of my order. Now,
<v Speaker 2>whopper wopper?
<v Speaker 1>Now onions? You don't like onions?
<v Speaker 2>I just if I don't need it, I don't need it,
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. Pickles is the only thing
<v Speaker 2>I'm going for.
<v Speaker 1>Pickles. Pickles. You gotta get that ship. How it comes,
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like, they wouldn't put it
<v Speaker 1>like that if they didn't want you to like it
<v Speaker 1>like that. Listen, man, you ever thought you ever thought
<v Speaker 1>of it like that? That actually did kind of change
<v Speaker 1>how I look at with stuff when I order food.
<v Speaker 1>Is like they wouldn't have put it like that. It
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<v Speaker 2>I like that name.
<v Speaker 1>I hope I got clothes.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that's all right.
<v Speaker 1>Kevon the gold On all.
<v Speaker 2>Right, he didn't he fucking all the like that? Hey
<v Speaker 2>fuck this guy, fix your name name's not Kevon? No
<v Speaker 2>join to watch nus lock. What's y'all's favorite mon? I mean,
<v Speaker 2>I'm still reeling from the mountains, Okay, I don't I
<v Speaker 2>lost all my favorite ones already.
<v Speaker 1>Got vmon Aguman got graymon war Graymont is mine? Actually, dude, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that it's awesome. Black wore Graymond was awesome a season two.
<v Speaker 2>You gotta see that, Okay, I gotta I do have
<v Speaker 2>to check.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, just Graymond just wore Graymont with depression, Like
<v Speaker 1>I'm locked in on that.
<v Speaker 2>There's only so many things that one time I can do,
<v Speaker 2>Like I I got wrestling obviously that's always, but like
<v Speaker 2>Evil Dead's on the list right now. So I'm getting
<v Speaker 2>through that and then maybe I'll participate something else.
<v Speaker 1>If you're talking about Pokemon in general, I mean like
<v Speaker 1>he likes my choke and a champ, but choke.
<v Speaker 2>I love my choke, my choke, my champ. That's a
<v Speaker 2>Holucha in center roar. Anything wrestling related, I'll take that.
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<v Speaker 2>that felt kind of okay.
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<v Speaker 1>Party Midnight, Jacob Ponzer, Tony marinera soup sandwich.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, good combination.
<v Speaker 1>Evan Mintz, Joe Ristevo, Antonio Lopez, James looks like a redhead,
<v Speaker 1>Matthew Stafford that you had a good season. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>I don't. You don't look at even like it. You
<v Speaker 1>had a good season.
<v Speaker 2>That's he did have a good season.
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<v Speaker 3>it's me, very real actor David Bostias.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah he is real. You think?
<v Speaker 1>Is this reminded you to see my very real movie Stupor?
<v Speaker 2>Or?
<v Speaker 1>I will give you a Bastillas bombs bomb even worse. Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>Oh you guess next week? Okay, God damn mind goblin.
<v Speaker 1>She'd be on my Sean Stasiac until I overdrive more betterness. Hmm,
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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's the show.
<v Speaker 1>Chis Richard's son?
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<v Speaker 1>with a side of Richard's son fries? Now you fucking can't. Yeah,
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<v Speaker 1>year old grandma calls an uber because she's lonely. Bastida
<v Speaker 1>from Stupor shows up, and Bastida pomser and she kicks out.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Bestida bomb.
<v Speaker 1>You guys are fucking assholes. Andrew Judd Dowski there he
<v Speaker 1>is Judd Dawski. Oh shit, Troy John Moody.
<v Speaker 2>So on see, I knew that you were gonna say
<v Speaker 2>like that because you're an asshole.
<v Speaker 1>It's his name, that's his name. I just read undead
<v Speaker 1>Havoc dude, the brother Jack doctor Vapor four or five
<v Speaker 1>four five one zero. Oh my wow, Rhino spelled crazy.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, rhino is spelled so crazy here that like
<v Speaker 2>East W. Terry would have gotten a lot of trial,
<v Speaker 2>Like he would have been fired immediately if he came
<v Speaker 2>in with r y n.
<v Speaker 1>O backsy O eight seven.
<v Speaker 2>Oh hmm lot o's.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So my initial thought here was, oh, it's got
<v Speaker 1>to be backsy oh eighty seven. Oh but back in
<v Speaker 1>the day, one of the gamer tag things you could
<v Speaker 1>do was putting o's. Remember that. So I'm gonna go
<v Speaker 1>with backs eighty seven.
<v Speaker 2>Because those are like x's And then they went to o's.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's right.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah they were taken. Yeah, yeah, wow, Okay, I like that.
<v Speaker 2>I like that, and I'm with it.
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember the gamer tag trick where you could
<v Speaker 1>put your name and maybe this was only on Halo three,
<v Speaker 1>so maybe I don't know know about it, I guess,
<v Speaker 1>but there was a deal you could do on Halo
<v Speaker 1>three where if you made your gamer tag whatever you wanted.
<v Speaker 1>So let's say it was Pulse and then wwwwww all
<v Speaker 1>the way down for the rest of the letters lowercase w's.
<v Speaker 1>In the game, it wouldn't show the WS really, it
<v Speaker 1>would just show the name. Why. Yeah. So so like
<v Speaker 1>if you put your name, if you put Johnny and
<v Speaker 1>then space wwwww whatever whole way down out Halo three,
<v Speaker 1>Like in the game itself, it would only show Johnny.
<v Speaker 1>But so it looks like you have like a OG tag,
<v Speaker 1>but your tag is Johnny space www. But in the
<v Speaker 1>game it would not show the WS. Is there? Was
<v Speaker 1>there ever?
<v Speaker 2>Like a did anyone ever say?
<v Speaker 1>Why? Could have just been like a word count deal.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, too much space?
<v Speaker 1>So it just took out the last letter. But the
<v Speaker 1>last letter is all the same letter, so it's.
<v Speaker 2>The same letter. All the letters would have worked with
<v Speaker 2>any letter or was W just the one of W
<v Speaker 2>was just.
<v Speaker 1>The one because it takes up so much space?
<v Speaker 2>Oh, because it's it is a big letter.
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