Revisiting 2000 WXO Wrestling Episode #1 Ted DiBiase’s Family Friendly Wrestling Promotion

Boys forty seven. We are back with a once in a lifetime review unless
we you know, because there's more than one episode. Oh my, we
said this is another ones before James, I don't know. Yeah, things
can change in the future. This is true, that's true. Well,
we watched WXO Wrestling January sixteenth, two thousand, episode one of three part
taping they did. Yes, and the WXO, for those that don't know,
was a promotion that was led by Teddy Biassi. It was owned by
another guy, but I think Teddy Biassi was kind of the guy in charge.
He was the CEO and CFO. Make sure you know it. Yeah,
of course know it multiple times and uh yes. It's a very very
short lived company, maybe even shorter lived than the XWF, which is crazy
to say because that was very short lived. Also weird not post WW.
I don't understand that this is two thousand, Yeah, Tony, so ECWWW
are still alive. We just started promoting somehow this maybe he saw something that
no one else did, Tony, but it didn't make it to the point
where they could have been XWF. But yeah, that is what we're talking
about today. A lot of people have asked for this, uh, and
we kind of had it on the back burner and this week felt like the
right week to do it. Well, before we get into that, we
have to go into the deadlock updates. Woooo, that's a update alarm.
Oh shit, what the fuck? We got one of those now, we
I mean, we're you know, we're almost at five thousand patrons, James,
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John Cena versus JBL Judgment Day, two thousand and five. Yes,
I quit match between the two bloody, bloody brawl that that brought back.
It's awesome. John Cena brought back wrestling at Night in two thousand and five,
and then the two thousand and five the best wrestling year. Wow,
maybe I think it might be. I think I means, like a pretty
you'd be hard pressed to find a better year I think than two thousand in
terms of like all like how much like a year that's all wrestling? Yeah?
Yeah, sure, yeah, I mean that's I think everyone was probably
hitting on all cylinders at that point, right, Yeah, I mean TNA
was rocking. S AJ's best entering year. Sure, of course, Samoa
Joe's getting into the mix. TNA had the five star match Joe and Kobashi
happened, I believe in O five and yeah that's right. Joe Necro also
five Kent Takobashi's coming up on the end of his uh noah JC title run.
Yeah, pretty strong year for RH It's CW's last good year. Yeah,
I mean, there's probably a hard argument that two thousand and five might
be the best, like overall year in wrestling. Yeah, I mean,
and I do. And you know, we talked about two thousand and five
quite often, and One Night Stand two thousand and five happened. True,
you're right, Yeah, there's a lot of loot there. But one of
the as James says, you know, two thousand and five is when that's
seen a JBL equip match happen. And we watched that on a Patreon in
the five dollar tier. So go check that out. Sgh is ECW One
night Stand two thousand and six. Ah, speaking of the One Night Stan,
Yeah, we uh we've watched the first one on Patreon before in the
ten dollars tier, and now we're going back to the land of extreme the
One Night Stand two thousand and six, uh with what was it like?
A six match card and one match that blew my mind that I didn't know.
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I wish fucking Tony would really get on the ball here, James.
He's always not fucking with the club business. I'm apologize, Well I'm apologizing
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K. She cry on my rivet she cry on my river till I real
glass. That was a lot of words. I ask Jack, what do
you think of two K twenty four adding barbier bats like tubes and doors to
the weapon wheel? I find it fucking awesome. What do you think,
Tony? I think school, but the webon wheels too small. They need
add more weapons on the weapons. Can you have do you ever like fucking
say anything nice? The game fucking bitch. It's really good and I think
it's awesome and Tony six used to be able to get Yeah. Okay,
so yeah, they made it smaller. It was definitely like eight before in
the update they made it smaller. No, I think it might have just
been in general like this year. Sure, the bar bar bet is cool,
I mean adding okay, So I am very happy about them adding anything.
I think addition is good for free yeahs Tony, I'll always take Yeah,
me too. But uh, and I'm gonna be I'm gonna be that
guy. I will be the guy to stand up and say it. I
will start the controversy here on the podcast. I'm standing up Tony the light
tube. Listen, don't take it out because I'm glad that it's in.
But it sucks. It sucks. It's a shitty light tube. It's like,
uh, it's the same animation for when the kendowstick breaks. It looks
like which doesn't feel like a light tube at all. It's just a white
kendowstick, and I I'm not too thrilled with it. It feels like noise
doesn't cool glass. I actually I'm not sure. I assume so it feels
like you know, like if I was to download a mod of a light
tube like this, this is what that would be. And the same with
the door, Like the door is just a table break animation. Again,
I I like that it's in. I'll take that, damn I I I.
You know, it's hard to not complain about it when it's so not
what it is, Like the light tubes don't break, like yeah, sure,
even like uh, you know when even when a w did the fucking
uh. If you want to come in and mocap hitting each other with light
tubes, we will, Oh my god, we will. Yeah, or
anyone on our roster there anyway, uh, but yeah, and any any
addition of weapons, I'll always take one. Dapper Duck asks would you rather
be a brand new green wrestler in the early two thousands two thousands to SmackDown
era? So two thousand SmackDown or two thousands smack that's right, two thousands
so I guess, I guess two two is in that sure, or in
the new gen era of w w F. So that's like, you know,
ninety four five, right, So would you rather be a new guy
coming into the business in the two thousand SmackDown era or New Gen era.
WWF. That's tough on, is it. I think so, because like
I think there's well, I don't know how, like you know, the
two thousand smack down roster is rocket, I don't know if you have any
chance to get on the show. And Bradshaw's in the locker room, Hardwarehawli's
in the locker room. I mean they're just kicking the ship out of every
fucking night. I could just come in with ruthless aggression and get over immediately.
So yeah, break oh two right, Yeah, I mean any just
two thousands in general? Yeah, yeah, wow, I guess you're right.
Yeah, if it's two thousands, I'm not not surviving. But with
your aggression, we take over people in the face and definitely way more of
a New Gen tag team. Yeah, we'd probably get like absolutely fucking pelted
every time we go on a round, at least in the Nu Gen.
How you guys might have a chance with a goofy gimmick, because at first
I was not fucking goofy. Okay, we're hardcore ass kickers, all right,
you guys are going out there and you're in fucking orange single. It's
overall clock. We're not getting over in early WF BAC then the Clicks running
everything, there ain't no chance for us. So I unless I'm like I
go up to Sean and like I'm your driver now and that's what I do.
And then you would do that, wouldn't you? Yeah, James behind,
that's what rules and aggression is not making it in any would end up
as the world champion if trajectory is not so bad. Yeah, you gotta,
That's what I'm saying to look ahead, you know, I want to
know, like I know now, like going back in time what I'm doing
I think so traveling or am I not time to like you're what I know
now? I could Yes, that's in the system. Okay, Oh you
know what, I'm just thinking about it. You could do NuGen and if
you serve long enough, you make it to that. So it's kind of
like that's what I'm saying. There's like, you know, there's some like
you know, early two thousand SmackDown. You know what, dude, I'm
just thinking about this. We could go back in the new gen and fight
Pig and Hog and that would be awesome. That's true. Yeah, you
know what, Tonny, we should actually do that one just shoot on Pig
and hog. What's stopping you from making it from the new gen to the
early two thousand SmackDown? You can all the way going right, pill abuse,
a lot of things. Really, four different girlfriends on Jawn Michaels,
we all go back together, and then we could all be the new Click
and then we can make click. Click is three dudes hugging the red they
all get fired and then shot off that stage we all do. It's like
a little Kentucky or something. It's just in the rate of house show a
bad loop. It's when the it's when they're actually on tour in Europe and
they left us behind. We gotta do the Kentucky loop. Chasing Farnham asks
what was the process like for getting you guys in Fight Forever and now?
Yeah, we didn't talk about this last time because we wanted to save it
for when Tony was here. Yeah. For those who don't know, we
are in aw Fight Forever. We're in the actual game. If you have
if you like, you don't have to buy anything you other than the game.
If you have the game, if you boot it up, and I
guess if you have updates on we are in the game. Which is pretty
fucking cool. And there's real pictures of us in the game too. Oh
yeah there is that is cool, which is adorable. When did this happen?
I don't know. Was this November? Is that they have November?
Yeah twenty so we're going back. I saw off our SmackDown run and they
really wanted us for this game. Yeah, that's that's probably about right like
November December. They hit us up and said that, you know, they
have this thing where because they already did like a round one of this where
they had aw people make like creative people, which was like notoriously hated.
So this was like rough this side and there they said, hey, we're
we're going to ask you know, any of you know, we're gonna do
like a content creator one of this, and we want all you guys to
be in it. And we were like, well that's pretty fucking crazy first
of all, and that's cool as hell. So we're like, yeah,
so the characters that are in the game we created and made all. They
set us off for bow Cap and uh yeah, yeah it looks just like
you Tony oddly looks just like yeah, you guys are virtually identical. Yeah,
they had and we had to like send over like a stats thing and
all, and like a big list of skills and stuff and send over like
our save file and all. And yeah, so like we kind of I
feel like we kind of joked about on the show that season four was going
to be the best season and I don't know if anyone remembers that, but
yeah, we got the word that it was going to be season four that
we were going to be in, and uh, and then here we are.
I mean it's cool to see like all the images and ship and I
think that like them allowing us to do the moves and all that ship was
really cool and like do the stats and all that. So yeah, us
being in together is is pretty fucking cool. That's awesome, you know.
And the whenever I see someone post that I beat James in a match,
that's always, you know, makes me happy that happens. What do you
mean, it's huge, man, I Like, I don't know, yeah,
but I'm a little fucking piece of ship. Yeah, you're scrap iron
I'm one of the Jopper clicks. You know. They can't get me down.
Being in Fight forever is pretty crazy. It's awesome. That's pretty cool.
Yeah, I mean, who would have thought, especially like not it
wasn't just like one of us, It was like our whole crew got it.
Yeah, that's really cool. Yeah, man, Macho's in there.
That is nuts. That is fucking nuts. So yeah, check it out.
Username. I can't fall asleep to the pot anymore because my wife gets
shooting nightmares from the sound of the boys laughing and yelling as us. Is
there a chance of DPW replica belts in the future. I guess it technically
exists, right, No, I mean like replica in the sense of like
that mass produced. No, I don't know. Maybe, I mean,
like it's not something that's on the list for sure. Yeah, but yeah,
we've had a few people like contact Wildcat and like get belts made of
like the actual belt. Yeah, Like, if you contact Wildcat and like
ask them to if they would make you can call it a replica. But
it's like the it's like their exact real belt. It'd be a real belt.
It just wouldn't be like ring worn or anything. They'll make sure they'll
make it. They'll email us and ask us and we say yes, and
then you can just get it done. We had it done for the Women's
world title. Yeah, and that was a few months ago, I think.
Yeah, yeah, that was a few months ago. I assume he's
still getting it done. It takes a little bit. Takes a few months
for it to get done, yeah, because they're making a just a one
to one. Yeah, it's it's the real belt. It's just not ring
worn or anything. Yeah, so like it's yeah, it's like the actual
real belt that we have, but they'll do it. Yeah, if you
want that, it's gonna cost you. You know, it's not cheap.
No, no, it is not fucking cheap. Yeah, but like cheaper
replica stuff. Like we've had companies reach out to us before about doing stuff,
but it's just we want to make sure that it doesn't suck. That's
the biggest thing with anything we do, like in terms of adding more DPW
merch in general, or like you know, anything in that regard. Yeah,
we're pretty protective of what comes out and like, yeah, it's just
got to be the right deal and it's got to be the right everything pretty
much. So yeah, Boobs that tits him or Hammers asks for someone who
if is just getting into DPW, where would you recommend them start as far
as watching previous shows to get a grip of the current product. I I
don't know, do I want do we have the same answer for this?
What are your line of Classic twenty three? That was my answer. So
that was like the start of the new area. Yeah, that was like,
uh, I don't know if he called a turning point. Yeah,
it's super important. I think to watch Carolina Classic, not only because it's
you know, it's a real it's like our it's like one of the biggest
hail Mary's we ever did booking wise, Like it was like, we want
to finish this angle, but we want to like make a statement on the
angle. Well we wanted to be remembered and not just an end of an
angle yet. Yeah, it was super risky. It was. It was
and it was like almost not happening that way either, Like it was you
know, it was kind of a game day decision. Yeah, you're right,
and it turned out awesome, and I think, like you'll enjoy that
show. I still think the four way tournament final Carolina Classic, it is
like one of the best matches of the year, like not even just like
indie shit, like just it's just an amazing match. Like I think it
was stand the test of time forever. It might be one of the best
four ways ever. Yeah, I think like Jay, like right before Jay
went to WWE, like he like just had a string of like just he
was so dial hocket. Yeah, he was just up and super impressive stuff
and yeah Carolin Classic twenty twenty three and then go from there. Yeah,
that's I have no uh, I can't change my INDs at all. That's
exactly what I was gonna say. Richard Ives asked James, who is your
favorite digimon? Oh? Yeah, ever ever of all time? Yeah,
I'm still to this day, I have no idea how I see digimon anywhere.
I feel like I see it so much. I just yeah, yeah,
I thought it was like me and my buddy only thing and then it
died. Like it's really crazy that it's still around, you know. Sure,
do you guys even know any digitimon? I legit know nothing about the
I know nothing at all. Your Yeah, you don't know I Pikachu or
anything I know, like right, but yeah, no, I mean War
War Graymond is one of my one of my favorites. But Omnimond, like
the dude we saw in Japan where it was like Omnimond with Tye and Matt
on the shoulders. Oh yeah, yeah, all the fucking end in mind.
Yeah, well it looks like, yeah, that's right. I'm trying
to think there might be something that don't but I think they all do okay.
But anyways, Omnimond is definitely one of my favorites because he was in
the movie and like I said, that movie was like a real important I
don't explain it like it's such uh. It was like one of my childhood
things I got super hung up on where I'd watch it over and over and
over. Like I'd had the CD with the soundtrack and I listen to that,
and I'd watch the movie over and over and over and like I'd always
see that Angela and a Conda opening on the movie one hundred times over and
fucking Johnny of Body and all that shit. So I watched it over and
over and over again. But anyways, Omnimond was like the big dude in
that movie because I'd never seen that ship before. It was like it blew
my mind because it was like the two top Digimond from the show and they
merged together to make the fucking baddest motherfucker ever so big ass gun as a.
Yeah, damn, this is crazy as fuck. Was that only to
the movie or did that come it's a real dig in the show? Yea.
But like the movie, the movie was crazy to me because like they
showed a lot of ship I don't even know if I'd seen at that point
yet, So like, yeah, fucking uh Patamon and uh other dude,
uh Angel woman? Would they mega digivolved? I said, what the fuck
is going on? Was got mega digivolve to get these golden eggs? I
said, what the fuck? Not even know they can mega digivall. I
was like, I thought that was only like a matt and tight thing.
That was crazy. Uh so yeah, Omnimon for sure. Magnamon was one
of the dudes they did because he uh so, that's where the two dudes
mega digival for the first time I saw him, and they created the golden
digit eggs and he gave them to him and he transformed into Magnamon just gold
arm or fucking beast. Fucking dude. His his attack in Japanese, by
the way, is crazy. It is what it is it Yeah, he
screams extreme GHODHP. Yeah, yeah, that's real. You can up in
the show in Japanese. Yeah, you can look that up. Yeah,
I'm pretty sure that's right. Yeah, no, I it is. Yeah.
He screams extreme gad yeah and he and he blows himself off. That's
crazy, dude, Yeah, it's crazy. Uh yeah, magnumon and omnimon.
That's awesome. Yeah. If anyone can find a big fucking omni for
James, he's looking for it. It just came out. I also have
a picture of Astronaut Mini me from Austin Powers. So I'm trying to get
that. Spider Man showing his ball store. It's actually my favorite is actually
Spider Man Balls spider Man. Last question here Spartan won three three seven asks
what is the worst bump you've ever seen in your life? Now? I
took this as maybe if you've seen someone get hurt or just something funked up
like that. Have you seen anything like that in person, Tony, in
person? Yeah, like at a live show. I'm trying to think,
but the sid leg break watching that live on TV was crazy? Oh that,
I mean that was I guess. I guess it doesn't mean live in
person yet, just live. I guess watching this All Star like I still
have one watching that now, Like I don't even want to look at that.
That is like the worst fucking thing of all time. I think,
like that's horrible. Yeah, that was what I first thought of. I
mean, I if we're talking about like at a live show, I have
an easy one. I saw Nick Gage die. So that's what this segment
I should have say mine from the end there. I didn't know if you
had one, actually don't. I don't. I don't know if I can't.
Have you never seen anyone get hurt or anything at a show, not
like live? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know if g Raver
took that letter. Oh g Raver got hurt in the oh that he got
sucked up crazy from that, that's right? Yeah, wow, that was
crazy. We did get the gauge one. I was there when Jeff Hardy
got hit by Pyro. That wasn't real though, but I saw that was
that he set up the PI road dude, Yeah, Matt Hardy set up
the Pyro and then he burned Jeff's house down and killed his dog. His
deput was crazy, what the hell? Yeah? But I thought that was
really what I want what I know about the Jeff hardy. I've seen it.
The Jeff already killed his dog. Yeah yeah, that shoot burned down
and they turned it into an angle and said that Matt didn't he killed his
dog in there. Okay, you could have not killed his dog in there.
Yeah that's true. Yeah, I don't know what that did to the
feud, but okay. Kevin Blackwood got knocked out cold on dep W.
Yeah it was fine. He got knocked out in the that's right. We
saw that Sea Punk got hurt. We were there. Oh, I didn't
see James's sleeping the whole night. I said, WHOA, Well, I
remember for the rumble. I'm dead as I remember a diva araso don't Yeah
a rough night, man, dude, that was a shitty ass night.
You're right, wow, but yeah, so not the Tropicano Arena or whatever,
dud shitty fucking building. That's the worst bump I've ever taken. Sitting
in a chair in that building. We hate you, Yeah, fuck you.
That is it for the Q and A. Uh now it's time to
talk about the w x Oh all right, now it's time to get into
w XO Wrestling. January sixteenth, two thousand, Ted Dibiasi's first adventure into
creating his own pro wrestling company. And I don't know if anyone is ready
for this one. I don't know if I was ready. What does WXO
stand for? Well, that is one of the many questions we're gonna have
to talk about. W doesn't stay for wrestling because there's wrestling at the end,
so it can't be wrestling at the beginning of wx is WXO wrestling.
That's what's like ECW wrestling, which is also doesn't make any sense. But
at least you knew that they just wanted a domain name. They couldn't get
ECW dot com or something those that's right, Yeah, that is what it
was. But before we get into WXO and finding out what the WXO even
stands for, let's take a look at what was going on in the world
wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter. I have a few things
here. I was trying to look up like ted DBSSI shoots. I couldn't
really find anything about WXO at all. I don't really know how many people
even know this exists. So there was only a couple articles here about WXO
in the Observer. There's one. The first reference of WXO in the Observer
was August twenty third, nineteen ninety nine. Media Week had a short item
this past week saying New York based syndication house Mark Anthony Entertainment would be joining
with Las Vegas based Strong Arms Sports to form a new group called WXO Wrestling,
to be launched for syndication in January. The only thing we've heard abut
the packages that Ken Resnick, who has left roller Jam, will be the
announcer for the group, which obviously doesn't happen From the Observer December fifth,
nineteen ninety nine. This is the second note of WXO. Here Howard's Lipkint,
a Las Vegas promoter who at one point appeared to be the odds on
guy to get the TNN time slot before East to be secure of the deal,
deal is running a TV taping on December third in Lakeland, Florida to
attempt to garner national syndication under the name w XO Wrestling. Ken Resnick,
Chris Cruz, and Stan Lane are to be the announced team, and others
are involved in backstage capacity include Ted de Biassi and Renee Gula. The name
we got listed as appearing as talent include Dan Severn, Barry Darso, Eric
Watts, Chad Fortune, Fred Ottman, Alex Burteau, Harry Barry Horowitz,
Harry Barrowitz, Barret Carlwitz, and Manny Fernandez. And we do see some
of these names on this show, boy, which is but like that's something
I wouldn't have expected. So in theory there is a timeline where ECW does
not get the TNN deal but instead WXO does. Yeah, I don't even
know, like they had no top act or anything here. What was this
meant? Like? What were they trying to get? Teddy BOSSI was just
pissed at WWF. He just wanted some family friendly, wholesome entertainment. Do
you feel that's what we got here? I think we got a shitty,
shitty fop promotion dog shit with at all. Well, last thing here in
WXO news from the time from the Observer January thirty, first, two thousand.
The WXO TV show started running in something like eighty markets, largely with
good weekend time slots on January fifteenth, but there already seems to be trouble.
They had taping scheduled for this week, but they were canceled, so
they only have two more shows in the can before they start doing with highlight
shows. The shows were taped in Florida using a crew of mainly people cut
by WCW Teddy BOSSI, the figurehead, CEO and COO and CFO brother and
the CEO look man. How about you tell me what w X no find
up? Brother? Goddamn Stanley and Chris Crews do the announcing. Barry Horowitz
and Barry Darso are the bookers. The production values were good, but we
were told the piped in fake crowd noise was obvious. No, I didn't
notice any I don't know what they're talking about. This group Mega Superstar.
Oh they're going nuts for the goddamn Mecha Mummy or whatever that guys. This
group has a far stronger syndication package than E c W. But in many
ways this group is reminiscent of the failed a w F of a few years
back. They're trying to market themselves as a different as different from any other
wrestling, with longer matches, less emphasis on soap opera, and pushing the
fact that they are family entertainment. There's one note here talking about something that
happens in the next episode, which I'm gonna save for the end. Who
looks fuck In early two thousand was tuning into the Family Friendly Wrestling Company.
Well that's what Teddy Besky was trying to be on the cutting edge of not
being cutting edge opposite the wxpper. Yeah, how do you go exit in
the name of the promotion? I have it extreme? No, how do
you put three letters? Then? I don't know that what idiots do for
some of them? Try didn't know anyone's name at all. I'm watching this,
I'm like, it was worse than like an indie on fucking right now,
you know what I mean? Like, Oh, what the fuck?
I'm looking at a couple more things here. This is so, this is
now, we're just getting back into just around this time period because the show
is January sixteenth and w c W news Hall and Nash are attempting to get
a release from their contract. Now this is like on the show here a
year MultiMate, it was a year before w CW dies. Obviously, like
everyone else, Nash wants to work a program with the Orock and ces TRIPLEH
as the top heel, and since Triple H and XPOC were already his understudies,
that it guarantees him a good spot. Hall went to the WWF show
on January fourth and Orlando, Florida, and he also obviously went to WO
but he did. That is his hometown and he does know people there and
has attended ECW when they came there as well. The WWF hierarchy had a
meeting regarding making an offer to Nash if he were cut loose by WCW.
The mood is about to change. The mood was very strong enough to bring
him in and that he's doing the company far more benefit as a cancer in
the other locker room. Of course, if he was to be cut loose,
this being pro wrestling, eventually there would come a day. So they
didn't want him because they wanted him to kill WCW, which is pretty fucking
nuts. But that is it for the Wrestling Observer newsletter. Now less time.
It's time to talk about WXO episode number one one, all right,
so we'll get into uh this WX gimmick here. Yes, I don't know.
There might have been an intro, but not on the video that we
watched. I looked for another version of this and I couldn't find one that
had like an actual intro, So do we know what WX do? They
really do they say it on the show, don't say it. So as
far as I can find, there is not one reference ever on any episode,
in any media release of what WXO stands for? Is that right?
Yeah? Not one anywhere ever. I have no fucking idea. I can
only imagine it's wrestling extreme order or organization, right, Okay, family friend
extreme? Yeah that would have makes sense, right? But what else would
X be for? W could be World World Extreme Terrestrial exciting? Oh?
What did the X and x W upstands for? Video? Oh? They
didn't explain it. They never explained XHBF either. I supposedly XMBF was Excitement
Wrestling Federation. Yeah, I think you could find that one. I couldn't
find this one. So maybe this one was Excitement World Excitement Odor. Could
you stop it wrestling? Yeah, like you said, it's uh. They
did three episodes. This is they did one taping. They put it in
three episodes and they never ran again. No, No, they did not.
It was it was one shot and done, which I'm so mad that
I can't find out more about like what happened? It kind of Well,
we'll about the show and I'll tell you what haven't. But the let me
tell you this much about this is that I hate that companies like this and
like XWF two they don't get a chance to work. I think like we
also went through this period where like we had no clue. We were just
kind of like trying to get the ship off the ground. You gotta have
a year at least, Yeah, you got to get the shit off the
ground. Like there's gonna be some fucked up shit, Like the first couple
of shows are probably gonna be shitty looking back on them, Like you get
past that and then you figure out who you really are and like what you
really bring to the table and ship like that, And like I hate that
these companies like like you get like they had John Zandig here. I'm sure
John Zandig could have done some fucked up ship that would have changed this company
forever, you know what I mean. And a family friendly fan maybe not,
but you know who would have changed it. So we're not family friendly
anymore. That's his gimmick, motherfucker John Zandig being like the guy that's trying
to stop it from being family friendly. And then you have like ted Y
Biassi versus John Zandigg. Wow, that's inspired. Yeah, like you they
could have done that, but it didn't happen. This was happened. Yeah,
it would have been. It would have changed everything, wrestling changed at
all. I think they I think they did these downe in Florida. Is
that right, Yes, that's right. Yeah, okay, so yeah,
like it's just a tendance number or anything like that though, but it doesn't
look like a bad house. Yeah, it sounded like thirty five thousand in
there. That's because we're quite impressive. Yeah. So the first thing that
we see when this uh this shit has opened is Eric Watts and John Zandig.
Okay, so when Tony I think it was Tony's idea to watch this
one. When Tony first send it over, I clicked on it and the
first thing I saw was Eric Watts and I was like, I pause,
and I was like, okay, I've seen enough, Like I'm ready to
we can do this. Then I watch it for real and I was like,
wow, I wonder who this fucking guy with Eric Watts's is just Eric
Watt's boy? And then I look and I said, dude, what the
fuck is Zi day? Jesus, Yeah, dude, I was blown away.
I got so fired up. I was like, we got fucking Johnny's
fucking go. Oh my god, this is promotioned. I was so yeah.
I was like, I'm on board. Let's go. Let's family friendly,
put zand dig out there first. Let's fucking go. Because Caesar you
exists at this time, like they're doing Japan tours already. Yeah, that
is you know what, that's pretty weird. I didn't even think about that.
Yeah. Yeah, like season be starting ninety nine. Zandig's been wrestling
since ninety six, so like and they talk about him being the hardcore guy
on here, but like, this is fucking crazy. You think Ted Dibiassi,
the CEO and c f O of w x O Wrestling, saw John
Zandig and c W s we need that here. I think Barry dark So,
Barry Rwitz saw that Horwitz guy for sure, a Verry Horwitz guy.
Brothers, they're thinking, I'm a Horrowitz guy shirt. Let's go bringing in
cz W guys to like try to turn this company. And oh my god,
that's the wife beater. That's the club on this show and they're being
up Al Green and Barry Pierce. Oh my god, a Steele is always
played and he's played. Yeah, see like that would have been he w
X something here, But dude, you're right, it was there. It's
not fair that these don't get longer runs because it's like even if it even
if it is ship, which let's it is ship, it is, it
is dog shit. But like what maybe they would have saw the reaction and
like changed course. But the issue with a lot of these promotions it was
like they want to be a TV company. They don't want to be a
wrestling company. So they're like that was enough to Yeah, we want to
be a television show. We don't want to be like they don't care about
the rest of the show, which sucks because there's no chance to survive.
It's like if we don't have TV, this is fucking over. We don't
have a deal. We're done. They had TV, they were in like
eighty markets, so I again I used to like and stuff right or whatever?
Probably yeah, like local fucking bullshit for markets and yeah, what of
the what was it w C I U or something W Yeah, yeah,
yeah that's what this one was taped on. Shouts out to whoever taped Yeah
that was cool, thank you for doing that so Air Wattson, John Zandig
versus Tommy Rogers and scrap Iron Adam Pierce. That is fucking his dad game
that name his dad thought of that name? Is that right? Adam Pierce
was going to be a plumber if this wrestling thing that worked out, Yeah,
that would say that just kills old gimmick right away. Come. It
took me forever to realize who the commentators were until they say, like much
later on the show it was Stan Stan Lane and Chris Cruise. I were
had done, Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross. I didn't know the away feed.
Yeah, so yeah, I can't believe I'm looking at this right now.
I mean, this is the opening. This is the first thing you
see when you look up w XO Wrestling is Eric wattson, John Zandig tag
teaming. Yeah, this is supposed to be like you know, they're you
know, they're they're they're Cody versus Sammy Guvar. This is the way they
this is the direction of the company. They're letting you know right here that
this is a tag promotion and that's what it's going to be. They start
and end with it, don't they. Yeah, they do. I mean
Adam Pearce has long hair. He is super long hair into single look.
He at least keeps the single it. He does not keep the long hair.
Eric Watts in big ass pants, Zandig not wearing wrist tape. It's
just electrical tape wrapped crazy around his arms. Button up, I think right.
I mean they look like a good tag team though. Xandig fits in
with Eric wants. Yeah, somehow they look like they're in tax teams.
I don't know how that works. They're both the future of this business or
so long. Yeah, Eric Watts is a big t and a run coming
up, and Zandig's gotta you know, die on fucking like tube soon.
He's gonna jump off on trucks. Him and Mondo are going off the roof
soon here. So yeah, man, we get into this match up here.
This is really gonna set the stage for what w XO is So Eric
Watts, Eric Watts goes straight into I'm a big guy, your little guy
with Tommy Rogers, Tommy Rodgers, who is old and they say that on
commentation, this old old man, he's an old so old. But of
course this team of Adam Pearson, Tommy Rodgers is way too smart and Pierce
and Rodgers drop kick both of them out of the ring and go up here
early Zandig tags in, by the way, and then he does and the
most unbelievable combo moves that I've never seen Zandig do in my entire life.
He got kick DDT's Eric Watch was like, okay, that makes sense.
Then he does a flipping rolling sent on, gets up on his feet as
he rolls out of it, hits the ropes, then hits a leg,
drop stands up, and he goes he throws up. I was like,
oly shit, it's awesome. Yeah. Well, I guess people haven't seen
the shoot or maybe they have or whatever. But who were John Zandig's favorite
wrestlers ever? Likes to be ultimate warrior, Ultimate warriors inspiration. If you
look at old pictures of Zandig when he was his his first wrestling name was
the Icon and he was legit just the ultimate warrior. He could have been
the a Gate. He could have maybe they got him and they got it.
Gets so Eric Watts feigns an injury and then of course he goes up
on Tommy Rodgers because he's a bad, bad man. Yeah, but thankfully.
The crowd is so into this. Shiit this for the whole show at
the same decibel. Yeah, that is crazy. How they keep that up
in the room. So Tommy Rodgers hits a arn Anderson Fain punch DDT double
down, which leads to a hot tag to Adam Pierce, and then Zandig
comes in with no hota it all because I don't think he anyways bullshit and
yeah they say Adam Pierce is training to be a plumber if wrestling doesn't work
out, and then one of the competator says, oh, well he's been
roto rutering the competition all right, thank you, Jerry Lawler, family friendly,
Jerry Lawler, thank you. Tommy Rodgers hits a monkey flip out of
the corner on Zandig Adam the crazy sentence ever, Adam Pierce. It actually
gets even crazier. So Adam Pierce goes for a monkey flip, but Watts
holds on and then throws them off. Of course, Pierce thing goes for
a pin, but Rogers kicks him in the head right, and then Pierce
gets on top for the pin. But then Zandig comes in and he hits
an elbow on Piers and then Watts takes the pin to win the match off
an elbow. Dude. The commentators were like pissed, are like, oh,
come on thet therough not see that They weren't mad when Tommy Rodgers just
stopped the back of Eric Watt's head just before that. Yeah, so okay,
So Watts goes for the pining off right, he Peers throwing himself.
It wasn't like Wats didn't even throw him off, He just held the ropes
and Piers leaped backwards onto his head. Yeah, there was no move it
is. It's so confusing here. Yeah, so Watts nds him off.
Nothing. Rogers then gets out of the way of the ref and kicks him
in the head. Yes, and that's enough to knock him out. He
is out cold. Yeah, and then Pierce gets on top of him,
and then Zandig, who was not the legal man because he did not get
tagged, comes in. The ref gets distracted to also for Tommy Rodgers because
he kicked him in the Heady, he kicked him in the head. He
said that is illegal, and John Zandig runs in and hits an elbow drop,
which knocked Adam Pierce all the way out with hair and Eric Watts pins
Adam Pierce that's right, and Zandig and Eric Watts win and they get out
of there and and they cut to the crowd where they don't they cut to
one specific man in a very tight white shirt and they say, wow,
look at that fat motherfucker. Oh my god, crazy, Look that is
what a massive, massive piece of ship this guy is. Show him like,
I don't know who that is though, you know, fans of all
shapes and sizes coming to the w XO. He doesn't get his beat by
the roster spout. At the end of the match, they're like, oh,
you did the all one two. They did the old one two switch
through here or whatever, magic like identical, you know, Yeah, he
did the kick to the head elbow drop, got the big wind and started
to show out of then like look, man, give zan Dig a tubercent
something, get out there, a chair to the top of the building please.
He's doing paying John Dandy probably more than he pays himself from c c
W to like do that is crazy, to do a Southern tag. Yeah,
what the funk? Yeah, that that's crazy. I bet Adam Pierce
came in his pants on this one. He's like, this was the best
Tommy Rodgers, he was probably excited. He's like the size of this big
some of them, he's gonna go blump tonight. But I guess Tommy Rogers.
Yeah, they were like, yeah, you know, he might not
need to be a plumber, but he's got it in his back pocket just
in case he sucks. Well he lost here tonight. Yeah, that's good,
like brother, Yeah, dude, Zanding's about to take a big ship.
You better go get in there. Bring out the Crustbusters trying to take
out this ship ship. And I have done anything at everything to rearrange this
match card or whatever to put this match somewhere else on the card. And
man look at the vision of very hard with a very dart so and tapid
so as silver Mercedes arrives at the venue. Uh and a man comes out
that is I mean, guys, I don't know what they say. I
don't know, James, I don't know for the life of me who this
could be. This is insane. They didn't even like put him in a
suit or nothing. They said, can you he you wear your best dance
severn attire. I knew that sweaty gray T shirt from a million miles away.
He comes out of the car and it's a shot of his back and
the commenty is like, whoa, who's this big guy? And it's a
guy wearing a gray shirt that is soaked halfway here, dude, well he's
wearing sweatpants here. Somehow he gets in his gear. You never know what
a fight is gonna break out. That's what it's all about right there.
Why is he wet in the car? Yeah? Yeah, he was a
good question. Duncan water on his head in the car? Who the hell
is this? We don't know, We don't know what. This is a
mystery angle here just shorting Limo and not the million Vader walked out of the
car. This big band Kane walks out. Mask is that there's walking right
the mask of the hair? Where's that? He gets out of the car
full gear? What do I going to? I don't know where I'm at?
Brother would be anybody? Is that Scott ash? I can't wait to
talk about Scott Dude. That's crazy that that guy was on the show.
We're in we're two segments in and we have already had two whoa, who
the fuck is that segments the guy in the crowd and then this guy whoever
this could be, just show the level. That's the wrestling troup. You
show the level nobody can show stepping out and shows boots right like you don't
gonna show, and then he steps back in in and blows up the show.
W X. So then a little second studying extreme uncle. I love
that idea of First off, I love the idea of a little riding the
sad exactly the exactly like put it of the leg going out in the little
of the door closing, because wow, standing there, we'll be back the
guts to put himself for rally game. Oh my god, oh my god,
I tend to standing there? Why crea exact we found it was a
sweaty gray T shirt, that sorything. Holy ship, wow wow Wow.
The idea of silver Mercedes coming in a shot. And then it's the mystery
man. I've been waiting for it. Oh my god, my god,
puppies, somebody, we only have this great show. Yeah. Then that's
like the whole thing is like who was that guy? We have to figure
out who? Yeah? Who was? All right? So we go to
a series of commercials here The first thing. That's awesome. I love when
the videos had the commercials left in. Dude, I do too. That's
like if anyone. I guess it's not really a thing now because everything just
gets uploaded anywhere. But damn, you have the era of only you know,
recording this on a VCR and people editing out the commercials. I'm glad
that there's stuff like this that exists that still has them. There's a there's
a YouTube channel where I watched like Tunami and stuff, and it has commercials.
Yeah, it's got like the whole block with commercials. Tom like parts
too, dude. Sometimes I'll just watch compilations of old commercials. Yeah,
dude, I mean, like we like the ones that we watch growing up.
They used to play them so much, Like even here in this show
they replay them like three times. Yeah. Yeah, and I recognized that,
like two of them, Yeah I remember. If you we'll talk about
them. So the first is a South Park rally game that we get a
commercial for. This game sucked, respect but I do like that. But
I will say this much on this What an interesting game to have on a
show that's supposed to be family friendly. Oh yeah, I guess that's a
good point, but I wonder if that was not up to them, like,
yeah, it's wherever the market is. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but yeah, the game is. If you want to go fuck up miss
Crabtree, you could do it in this game. Shut up they We're not
fuck with family friendly fucking wrestler. I'm trying to see missus Scratchy be an
asshole. I'm trying to see her driver school buzz off a glib. Yeah
for real. So we also get a commercial for dental care, arm and
hammer gum. Yeah listen here, James, stop, you're fucking you're chewing
the wrong gum. Chew the right gum, arm and hammer gum. Get
this goddamn gum that I'm chewing fruit striped asshole I got Yeah, dude,
I've got big league chew away dude. Yeah hell yeah, you know,
like I'm dipping with the jew. So we also have a William Shatner Priceline
dot Com commercial. Yeah he was like doing stand up. Yeah yeah,
that's right for a long time too too, And I feel like he was
the Priceline guy forever. And Priceline also seems to have a deal with the
WXO because they have a commercial for that here later too, Yeah, which
is pretty interesting that they were able to pull that one off. The Florida
State Seminals are number one, dude, they're doing great. God damn hat
your and maybe even a watch, dude. Yeah, you can with your
free paid subscription of Sports Illustrated, which is like seventy four issues for a
dollar each, you can get a goddamn hat. Yeah, so you get
a hat, a plaque, and if you pay with a credit card you
get a watch also for and how it was like eighty ninety bucks. Yeah,
it's not bad. I did not fuck with the seminals, No,
fuck them. How they doing now? You think don't exist any horrible fucking
not chewing army or gun or nothing. That was the first bit of commercials
here. We get a whole bunch of them throughout this Yeah, yeah,
plenty. So we come back. We get a pre tape here of Ted
Dibiassi and he is here to tell you multiple multiple times that he is the
CEO and CFO of WXO Wrestling. This might be the biggest yapper of all
time professional yapper. Here. He says so much and it's so little that
like it's so much of thing. Yeah, dude, it's so long.
It's like a five minute promo, feels like and he repeats himself an unbelievablemount
of times, just in different ways. Yeah, he says, I'm the
CEO and also the CFO of WXO Wrestling, and he has several things he
wants to accomplish. He wants to bring good family entertainment, wholesome entertainment back
to wrestling. This is two thousand. We're not fucking with wholesome shit.
Man, We're going crazy out here. We are going nuts. Yeah,
dude, missus crabtree man CWS still on. I'm not watching this yet.
Yeah. He said, character, dignity, integrity were commonplace in the water
wrestling, and my late father, Mike Tbiassi, gave his life for this
life, for this business, and he died in the ring. I didn't
know that. That's why I didn't know that either. Yeah, he said,
I've given my body the business, and there are parts of my body
scattered all over this country like your balls, North Carolina. Oh shit,
no, it's not family friendly. Come on, sorry, he said.
My motto used to be everybody's got a price, But truly there is a
price that's paid for the choices you make in life. This is you know,
he still got to do with bary Dorso, Yeah, how does Sean's
figure into what you're saying here? He said, I remember the three hundred
travel days a year. I remember times where there were four guys in one
room and six guys in the car. My question is what happened to the
other two guys sleep outside? What happened the seventh day? Six guys come
in a car. The four guys, motherfucking riddler out here? He said,
we would travel all night for little and no pay. And we live
in the day and age where wrestlers are on guaranteed contracts. Well, in
the w XO, what you're guaranteed is the opportunity to make money. And
that's wow. This really is the same exact proma the piper cuts, isn't
it. This is the same I put that together, but it is.
Yeah. I want to see that. I want to see the young Italian
this business get a fair shake like Psycosis and Vampiro. Yeah, he says
that he wants a young town to get a fair shake, a fair opportunity
to make a living. And now he's just he starts fucking going just off
on a tangent here of the same bullshit. He says, you know there
was a time when you know, you had to note somebody and being politically
correct was very important. Well, I want all you know one thing.
There's only one person you got to impressed in the WO and you're looking at
him. If you've got the talent and ability to be a wrestler, and
under your money, not a free check. There are no freebies in the
w you have no money, then the only person you have to impresses me.
So it's back to back. You only have to impress me. Fucking
sentences here. Yeah, they are broke, They're totally broke. They're done.
Guys in the room forget that. Eight guys in the room six days
in seven days, walk up, yeah, and we only have this taping
and then get out of here for real, He says. If you got
what it takes, if you think you can make it here, dude,
enough of the fucking we get it. You gotta work hard to be here.
We guarantee you an opportunity to join our family. And it's like a
family here, you know, our community here. Yeah, man, it's
like the Burger King commercier, like when you get hired. You know the
work video you got? Yeah? Yeah? The boarding Wow, he's onboarding
the fans waterboarding though, goddamn he's boring the out of me. There's another
old saying, you report you sew. And I want you to know one
thing. This is the motto here. You will report you sow. Shut
up. He said, that's the motto a WXO. Could you tell me
what WXX did is for? Hey, mind your fucking business, your buddy,
I'll blow you up in a car. Yeah. Our motto is you
reap what you fucking sew? Wait? What I thought this was family friendly?
What's going on here? Or our motto is also the buck stops right
here where you have like nine mottos, three titles. I don't know the
name of this company, but he's got a price. The buck stops here
because we have no money and we can't pay you. The buck stops to
not out of bucks, no bugs for you. So we got to Jerry
Lawler and Jim Ross here. They say that it's gonna be a family stan
laide okay, James gets lost? You sorry? Yeah, my bad?
Who are these dudes? Chris Cruise and stan Lane, Sweet stan Lane,
come on now, I'm sorry. Yeah. So Stan Lane and Chris Cruise
are here, and they tell us that it's gonna be a family friendly environment.
That was the CEO and c f O of w x O. You
you saw the bookstore, We mean that four guys that are twenty guys that
are room all what you're want. It's politically incorrect over there in EU E
c W we mean that politically correct one thousand. So anyway, tonight,
we got some shitty as matches for you. Before that, we're gonna go
back to the commercials. Bye bye, dude, we got nothing for you.
We'll be back. So we get w C I U uh, and
then we go. We go into a stringent of commercials. Here Mini Mini
in a row. Yeah, the bulls are gonna take on the goddamn Miami
heat man. W C I U. The you and Tony, this one
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Yeah, put this fucking goop on your legs. I don't know why
her her shins are itchy and dry, like you think on your elbows,
or maybe her knees or like you know, they call it winter itch James,
Okay she yeah, you old, old, itchy motherfucker. Well,
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which, of course everyone knows the jingle for that one. Yeah,
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mean I need one of these. I need one of the Compact Presario fifty
seven hundred Internet Bundle with the PC for nine hundred and ninety nine dollars.
And what a deal it is because you get a fifteen inch monitor, a
printer and one touch Internet access. What the fuck does that mean you get
sixty four megabytes a ramp? What am I going to do with this?
Download one picture of stan Lane. I'm clicking on one link on no DQ
and crashing the entire internet in I pushed it, the whole town goes black
and stay screen. It's not working. It's a picture of Findly loading from
the top. I wonder what this is? I I for some reason it's
Grandpas being old Pa. My grandma bought computer for one of these commercial things
because she had the do you remember the Gateway computers. That's what our family
computer was. But she was on the Gateway deal, the Gateway U computer
deal where you like monthly and they send you a new computer every year.
She had. She had a computer subscription. Yes, not lying, dude.
You pay monthly for a computer, right, I don't know what the
price was, but she paid monthly and then every year she would send her
old one back and car lease or some wow, yeah release. How long
did you do this for? As long as Gateway was popular? Enter the
same computer. They just cleared it and then wiped the driver and then send
it right back. Turned it out would be so fucking ransom. Oh my
god, I got one touch Internet, and I'm itchy. She probably had
to get it. I geah, the carference got bed buns on and I
don't know Grandpa Empire helped me. No, Grandma, No. I wonder,
like, all right, pan if they got if they got, like,
I wonder if they got. He went that like super easier, Like
your Internet's got to get updated every year. He's got pairs of thousand dollars
were install the new Internet as well. So we get another commercial here for
cinnamon toast crunch if you're adults, only bitch good for adults. Yeah,
what is this? They change his clothing ship. Yeah, it's it's time
for the goddamn him out of here, go upstairs. Sorry, so cinnament
does crunch from me, go upstairs, Grandpa loo God, I gotta walk
on this fucking old carpet. Anybody got to do Internet computer, no gimmicks,
go upstairs, my Internet, the Internet, the new Internet, buttons
broken, Cinnamentes crunch. It's the adult thing to do. I guess they're
having trouble selling it to adults. I don't remember that that slogan at all.
I love Cinna though. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, it's
just sugar, it's awesome. Go upstairs, go upstairs. I'm sorry.
So now it's time for David Arquet the ball, the perfect game. Yeah?
Was he? Uh? Was he? Ship? Like? It?
Was he? Nobody here? You think he was popular? Was w World's
Heavyweights Champions? O? Yeah, screw that's fucking tree. Yeah, I
guess you're right a screaming all that already happened by this point. Yeah,
that's right, yeah, dewey. But yeah, David Arquette, he does
it. He scores the lowest score possible. He never hit one pen for
ten frames. Don't worry about that, because he can call somebody, because
there's a payphone in this bowling alley that you could call at T on.
Dude. There's payphones everywhere back in the day, literally on every corner in
every place all the time. You know, they're turning payphone like any of
the ones that's so existent too, like defibulator boxes. Oh that's cool,
is that right? Yeah? Really? Yeah? Yeah yeah yeah I could
have used one of the seven to eleven dude. Yeah, you could have
used a lot there. Holy shit. Yeah, So call at T get
the lowest price, just like David Arquette sucks at bullets on that sucking ship.
At that I did it? He does like a Rockies day. Yeah,
who cares about that? Your teeth really fucked up? Like do you
look really ugly? Yellow crooks? Some Armornhammer advanced dude, armen Hammer had
everything. How they had the gum, they had the white I mean they
armen Hammer still has toothpaste. They have the bacon soda you put in the
refrigerator. Dude, eat the stick of bacon soda. Now he's got Tartar
control out here the inn. I'm looking at Tartar. Joe Thaisman is here
and he's taking steroids. Is arrest that man? I think that whoever booked
his next match should be arrested. Also, this, There's not many times
that we watch a show where I'm like, I don't know who any of
these guys are until this one. Yeah, this sucked ass too. So
we have Maniac Manny versus Sean Hill. Dude, this is uh, this
is a horrible, horrible shitty has Matt Maniac Mandy comes out and the only
thing they say is, wow, look at this guy. Is this is
this the same Manny Fernandez that's like popular, like the Raging Bull Manny Fernandez.
Is this the same guy? I have no idea because I can't find
that it is. I don't know. Manny is what Derek Lewis wants.
Maniac Manny comes out here and he's in a straight jacket and he's got green
face painting blue hair, right, its green? Green? Green? Oh,
sorry, green, he's green. He's just sorry the color fucking correction.
This is horrible. Yeah, that's true, you're right. And then
uh yeah, one of the commentators says, oh, I was talking on
Manny, you know, Maniac Manny backstage, and I asked him, how
long have you been crazy? I was just messing with him, and he
said I was born nuts. And then they said, welcome back to the
family friendly WX man. It's good to be here. Yeah, sucks man
So Sean Hills here. He's just a young guy, just a young guy
trying to take over the biz. Well, you know, it's one of
those many opportunities at Teddy Biossi. He has given out here for all the
young wimbers lambers. Sean Hill is too young for this guy, so he
takes control of Maniac Manny early on here. Yeah, that's true. Maniac
Manny Fernandez and drops the straps for no reason and then tells the crowd to
shut up. He fucking spills to the floor after Irana, and then Manniac
Manny pulls the straps down as James said. Then he yells at the ref
that Sean Hill pulled his tights, and then the referee goes over and starts
arguing with Sean Hill about this, and then he hits a neck breaker and
uh, Maniac Manny then kisses Sean Hill in the corner. That's what they
might as well, what they fucking set on commentary. He climbs the turnbuckle,
crotches himself and then smiles because no cock Jones. I guess he likes
night. He likes CBT, cock bull torture, brother, he likes that
shit. Dude. Okay, so maniac many hits his padded diving head button
wins. Yeah after before you know, after hitting his pat diving my balls
onto the ring post. What is this? He crossed himself up there,
crossed himself, started playing with his titties and did a diving headbutt and won.
And then he kisses the reft backstage, putting all his shit in the
box. After watching his match, He said, the wrong guys. We
killed a guy and we had this match. I'm gonna go and get out
of here. I think I'm gonna go back to the WWF. You got
this right, just so you know, by the way, uh, everyone
wants to know who was in the silver Mercedes earlier and everyone he got killed
earlier in the show. Dude, they specifically say who was that man in
the gray shirt? That could be anybody, And then I think stan Lane
says, oh man, I'm wracking my brain. You know, I've been
around for seventeen years in this business and I know all the guys, but
I don't know who that was. You don't know who this guy is wet
shirt. You know what's even crazier about that's like later when he comes out,
they didn't so he they didn't know who this guy was, and then
they he turned around and they saw him. He said, that's the Triple
crowd uscip everywhere, like they know him very specifically. He knows his whole
fucking discography. So yeah, some bald guy. We hadn't out though they
didn't leave the show, hadn't even to this guy isn't to see them on
said this is some bald guys price God price he hadde bald dude and w
XO shirt flipping the funk out. You can save on airline tickets and hotel
rooms and cars and home mortgages. You can do all that on Priceline.
You can fucking buy the internet. He rips his shirt off to reveal a
Priceline dot Com shirt. I said, wow, that was a crazy crew
czy old bald guy. This guy dude is also shot exactly like the x
WF great screen crazy. Yeah in your face. Wow, that is so
funny. So that's Barry Darso we learned this bald guy funny. He just
didn't even put himself on the show at all. And who is this?
I didn't know who he was until later. Yeah me neither. I didn't
know who anybody on the show was, especially the mystery man of course not.
Yeah, so the Wall Street Journal has a commercial here man. Two
guys grow up in a family. One reads the Wall Street Journal. He's
an asshole bitch, and the other guy fucking lives out a pretty nice life
with his mom who still loves the fishes. Yeah, he has a pretty
good life. And so if you if you read the Wall Street Journal.
You fuck you fit, Jim, Well, don't worry about that. We
got judgements laying Judge Bills Lane commercial and the upcoming court case is that this
woman stole this man's dog. He's gonna bunch of shit out of everyone else.
He's the fucking When they showed the time of the commercial like when it
airs, it's Judge Mills Lane shadow boxing. DeVry Institute's commercial here was used
to show up a lot they did Terry Beck in this commercial is begging to
be scouted by All Japan, telling you or the w x O brother,
a lot of people want to come here. Yes, someone needs to get
a job though, because that's what Debry is for, to get you.
Come on. Now, we have two grandma's talking about how much pills are.
There's just too much money, all these pills. Grandpa, I need
the pills and I'm itchy by pills. Bills. Yes, say eight dollars
a month to the people's prescription. Uh, you get a lot of Oxy's.
They just send you pills. There's Tony Oxy's grandma for eight ICP was
doing yea, their entire house could get that's good. So we go to
the Ted Dbiasi town Hall. I didn't know this, okay, Ted Dibiassi
is the CEO and CFO of this company. And don't you fucking forget it,
buddy, for just tonight, I guess because it doesn't exist after this
dude, and they are sucking his dick crazy when he comes out here.
DBS is sick of the current state up pro wrestling. Anyways, I'm in
charge, I'm large, I'm mister commissioner, mister Tedbasi. That's the CEO
CFO. You call him Ted, we call him mister Dbiasi. And listen
to that ovation. They're going crazy. He Judge Mills Lanes. Is I
like this big, big fat guy in the crowds also doing that? You
guys like that guy? He's massive? What a fan? Who is the
guy? Well? Ted Debiassi introduces Dan Severn. Can you believe this was
the mystery in the whole time? What? I can't believe it? Well,
I'm glad that they also knew exactly who he was, and then he
was a triple crown UFC champion and the best ever to go to a beast.
All of this accomplishments the whole way through. Debisti says, I want
to introduce you to a man that whether it's in a wrestler ring, boxer
ring, or out on the street fighting, they're gonna know his name.
They're gonna know and know his name. I give you mister Dan Severn.
And Dan Severn comes out now. As we said earlier, he had the
fucking great tank top on that was wet as hell. Now it's even more
wet. And now he's in his gear like he had sweatpants on earlier.
And now he's just full on in his gear. He's not wrestling, by
the way, he's not a match. No match is here. He's more
wet than he was earlier. What the fuck? Why would he go to
the ring in his gear anyways? Yeah, I mean it doesn't make any
sense. Yeah, Ted debi Asti says, hey, man, why don't
you tell people why you're called the Beast? Yeah, dude. And Debasti's
way of getting to these is like he has to talk so fucking much,
he says. Anyone who falls prowrestling or boxing or the Ultimate Fight Championship knows
the name Dan Severn. But for the benefit of those who might not know,
you've been tagged with the moniker out there in those things that you have
done in the past as the beast. Oh my god, I'm gonna kick
your aster to be what the fuck sober Mercedes? Now, yeah, man,
you're right. You know what he did, like just talk over his
words a lot. He rambles crazy. Maybe he had to fill some time.
I guess what. They had four matches. Yeah, couldn't just give
the matches a little more time? I get No, I don't need more
time on the match. He don't. He ask me, dude, DEBIASI
says, can you tell the people how you earned that name? And then
one of the commentators, for some reason, in a voice that wasn't there,
says he earned it. I was like, what the like in the
crowd that massive fan walk. Well. Dan Severn says he's had a great
deal of success in his athletic career and whether it was stepping onto an amateur
wrestling mat or Steven in his steel cage, he was an impact player and
he will not And then justin credible comest that was going on at this time
already for sure, I will not sell for anything less than to become the
best, and that's why I'm here. Uh. And then They cut to
the back and it shows the locker room where an unbelievable amount of unnamed men.
Who are these guys? No clue? They're all in the locker room
like around the monitor and they start like they're pointing at the screen, says,
oh shit, fucking Dance ever and then one of the bald guy from
the commercial earlier starts shoving a guy standing next to him who's in a mask
and says, all that guy's not even a wrestler. He's geeing them up
to go out there and confront Dan Severin. So he goes. He goes
out there to confront Dance and this man in the mask and they cut there.
You don't know that's very this bald price line man is because he's a
world champion. I can't deal with this right now. They cut back to
the ring and Dbossi is still talking to fucking bullshit. They cut back to
the back and show the shot of the six random guys going through the hallway
to go out into the ring. Who are these guys? Commentary, Please
tell me who this is? They don't know until they know the mask guy
is now here. He's a big you know, he's kind of stocky dude
here without like a Patriot mask. I was like, I don't know.
They instantly dress him down, dude, they give it away immediately. I'm
like, what is even the what happened here? The fucking mask guy gets
in the ring and one of the commentators says, oh, I know who
that is. That's Al Green? I said, and what is Al Green
in a mask? Now? Going by al Green? Green was in w
CW for a minute, and now he's Al Green in a mask and he's
still Algreen. I legit think all these dudes were w CW like Saturday Night
or WW PROGRESS. Yeah, I think that's what it was. Why would
the why is Algreen in a hood and we know it's Al Green? That's
fucking Al Green, man, I swear it is. That's how I should
because malaying. And then he gets in the ring. Hey I'm al Green,
all right? Uh so the other guys are also out here with them
that encourage him to come out there in the ring, and Al Green says,
listen, I've been doing this for ten years and I don't care about
none of your belts of championships. If you want to get down, you
want to see what it's all about you really want to know, you want
to feel it. You never felt this kind of pain. I'm starting to
get behind Al Green here, Yeah, take a mask who you are,
show your fancies. Man, we know what you look like. Al Green.
You can't come in and put a mask on that just still yeah the
fuck? So Al Green goes to punch Dan Severn. Then Dan Severn Duck's
ankle picks him, puts him in an ankle lock, and then Al Green,
in a mask, immediately taps out while his boys all stand there and
point at this and go like, oh wow, look at that. That's
crazy. He's got him help him. And then Barry Horwitz runs down.
Yes, Barry Horwitz runs down and hits who I now find out is Mike
Enis, Mike, Mike Genis, and Bobby dun Is either too. There,
he's there there. Baron Horwitz comes in, He hit fucking dogs.
Bar Arewitz comes out, hits Mike Enis from behind, who then bumps into
the black Top Bully Barry Darso, the Price Lineman, black Top Bully Bry
dars So and Mike Benis are fighting Mike here. There's no way we keep
watching it with this guy on How does this keep happening? How does he
keep showing here? Keep? Yeah, dude, the bully and Mike Enis
are fighting, and then the bully leaves and Bear Horwitz is arguing with al
Green in a mask. Yeah, so uh yeah, that happened. All
of that happened. That was unbelievable. I can't like, I can't wait
to see what happens next with that. Well, we get some more commercials
here, you can tune into a real TV. A tiger jumped off a
cliff? Is that right? I thought it was a fifteen year old hitchhiker.
That works for me too, I thought it was maybe you're right,
you know what fifty year old hit makes more sense than a fifteen year old
tiger? I thought it's a tiger? Am I bad? Well? What
about this lady who gets run over by a truck on purpose? Do not
miss this? That's our specialty? On fucking What is something like that?
It's like TV's bar rescue over and over. College basketball is coming on?
You want to miss that one? I'm missing it. You know, a
ruler would be cool, but you know it'd be cooler as if it was
a car. Is that right? Go get out of here. You can't
drive no more. Come on, A roller is gone. Yeah, A
ruler is just going crazy on the screen. I was like, what is
this leading to it? Like, I guess it like drew out like a
Dodge caravan. Okay, And it says it's not just a yardstick, it's
the ruler. I'm not buying any cars or rulers anytime soon. Off of
that one, get you a lunar carpet. You have no interest for one
year, but I got empire. Really, get the ship out of here.
Fuck. Ms N five point oh is here? Whoa get on the
internet. You can to do it with the button. Finally, you gotta
get the new upgrading computer. Fuck that's fucking awesome. Yeah, they go
over everything. You nudge your friends on this app. You can search for
cars. Wow, you can nudge in two thousand. Yeah, they had
a little MSN messenger up there. Yeah dude, there's a picture of it.
I remember I was on this ship all the time. Yeah, yeah,
I told you before. But super annoying. Yeah MSN it was for
the for the girls, and then I used ai AIM for the boys.
Yeah that's funny. Yellow teeth guy again. William Shatner again. Joe has
introduced his mom to steroids. That's his grandma Good. She's into joy,
Joys Joy. They both have achy joints and they fucking take a bunch of
pills for it, and they need a lot of tea. But the okay,
sorry, I must have misread these commercials. Take some of this from
my joys. My joints are achy right now. I'm gonna take it.
Just to prove you wrong. I'm gonna take a lot of tea. Advertisement.
So we come back from commercial and I wrote, in all caps,
I can't believe what I'm looking at here by the name of Scott Nash.
And I was like, okay, Scott Nash, and I look at this
dude, Kevin Nash gear blonde wig is right, It definitely is a Stop
you for a second. Let me you need to explain this. You said,
Kevin Nash gear. What does that mean? Does his gear look like
Kevin Han the pants with Nash text in the lowercase beause that's text the same
Nash text. Nash is gear. It's because Scott Nash wrote down, Oh
ship, Kevin Nash wrote down after wait, that's not Kevin Nash with the
fu give it. Ash go down tagging the fans heads and having a good
time and threw me off to I was like, oh, Kevin Nasher,
that's fucking crazy because my brain is just mush after the last segment and then
I'm like, wait, he's really ging up the fans here. Wait,
hold on a second, Scott Nash, Dude, this this camera angle A
used where he comes down the ramps and you can't see his face and you
just see the Nash gear coming down the catfish. It is so funny,
dude, Scott nashuck. Kevin Nash is still wrestling two dozen He's going he's
like the world champion right. Well, this is has brought a sun.
Dude. I bet you that someone comes in and tells us that Scott Nash
was like the w c W United States Champion. Oh my god, I'm
trying, dude. I can't even look up Scott Nash wrestler because it just
Kevin Nash. Yeah, I would don't know who this is, this guy,
Scott Nash WXO. Let's see maybe Scott Nash on cage match. Dude,
he doesn't have a cage match soon? Are you got? Dude?
This is fucking unbelievable. Hold on this threat. On Reddit, someone said
this, I swear this is my friend. There's a throwback Thursday picture of
him for Facebook. Say this is my friend. Here's a picture of this
guy. Wait, let me see click out the thread. Like, dude,
that's my friend. Dude, that's Kevin nash Halloween costume. What the
fuck, dude, Scott Nash might as well have worn this fucking Kevin Nash
Halloween costume. Look at this, dude said, this is Devin Nash in
Florida. But then DBASI said, Scott, oh, wow, well he
was on nitrol on May thirty first, ninety nine. He has a tattooed
on his arm. Randy Savage. Okay, guys, what he was fake
Kevin Nash in a match imposter Nash was Randy Savage. Wow, dude,
we should watch this for watch this. Okay, we should say this.
But yeah, the fact that he made it to ws W doing fake Kevin
in ninety nine, wow, dude, that's before this. Yeah, that's
probably how he got this job. Yeah, so stude. Yeah, and
I wrote down, Scott Nash doesn't even look like he has real hair.
And now I'm glad that you said he has a fucking wig on this is
my friend. Congratulations, I've unlocked my new favorite wrestler. Yeah, what
a career. And well, who is he facing James? It's not he
didn't just come out of course. No, he's facing the book or Very
Darco. Oh my god, dude, why is Barry Darca's finish not the
price line here? That would have been awesome. Oh, that would been
awesome. That would have been good, because there is. The finish is
insane. This is the worst show of all time? What the fuck were
you thinking? Somehow this is the worst finish on a show that has a
worse finished than this song. Barry Darso booked himself to the worst finished ever.
Come on, dude, the fuck this match sucks? So Scott Nash,
Yeah, Scott Nash was set to have a fucking all star career to
Barry Darsa booked the worst match ever. They said, he's six four,
two thirty five and he's been wrestling for only two years. Dude, Scott
and scottsh oh he shows that. Yeah, So Barry Darso of course takes
it to Scott Nash. I can't think of his ass. I can't think
of Barry Darso without the like South Park. So Barry Darso takes it to
Scott. Was right, Barry Darso? Yeah he was William Shatner. No,
he was smash in devilition. So Barry Darso takes it to Scott and
who gets a ship? Mike Enis is here. Yeah, dude, okay.
A mystery man sneaks down the ringside and gets next to the apron and
grabs a chair. Barry Darza comes around the ring side and oh, my
fucking goud it's Mike Enis. Mikes hits Barry Darzo in the head with a
chair. Hits him in the back with a chair. Not a disqualification.
Mike inis with the deadlock gear on that he looks good, dude, he
does a good shape here. He's ready for a new Japan or on.
So no disqualification here. The commentator, as fucking Barry Darzo is laying dead
on the floor on the outside, says this is so unfortunate. Eno,
send the bully. Oh that's too bad. Then it cuts into the ring
where Scott Nash is in the ring, the referee is counting, and the
commentators say, no, well it looks like Scott Nash is gonna win this
one. We'll be back and that's that's it. Count out in the commerci
we don't even see it. We don't even see it. We don't see
a celebration, We see nothing. We don't even come back and talk about
it or think about it. Scott Nash may or may not have won this
match from Mike ENO's beating Barry do So with a chair by a count out
in the commercial. You know what's crazy? I just I was looking at
it Mike Enis's profile again. Mike Nis came off of w XO and then
had a small run in ip W with Devon Nash. Oh he brothered them
shows. That's crazy. Holy shit, they took the fucking on tours.
Speaking of ip W, I see Devon Nash was in a three way career
versus hair versus hair, Matt. They don't make it like that no more.
They don't make it like that no more. It's fucking amazing. Ritchie
Rich hair, Devon Nash hair, Don On Disento career that thing so wait,
Devin and Don wants de Santo buff lost that match, the one lost
their hair in career. Yeah, YouTube if you want duel with the Butcher
versus Haystags. Come. That is crazy ship Wow. Yeah, dude,
I've never seen this before ever. This is like a first time thing for
me to see a wrestling match in by count out in the commercial and then
they say yeah whatever they legit said, looks like he's gonna win. All
right, we'll be back anyway. It's not for you to get on Priceline,
motherfucker. You guys want to get the south Park game or No Armenhammer
Gum Bulls in the Heat are playing three warehouse locations American Furniture Liquidator. Okay,
I need a couch. Well, guys, what you get a fucking
comput or two compact can get you on the internet. Click the Internet button.
Yeah, will thank you. You can see bugs and print pictures of
bugs and take your wind. She'll wipe her off the car. I can
find out how to get Itchy Judge Mill's laby very dars are ripping his fucking
shirt off. All right, dude, I won't I don't know if I'll
ever get over them introducing Barry Darzo on the show via that commercial before he's
in this fucking big angle on the show. Yeah, dude, what the
fuck is that this balls and ribbing his shirt off? Oh shit, case.
Yeah, we come back from commercial man and they they said, okay,
he lost, and uh yeah, here's everything that happened too. Yeah,
here's the whole show, and uh, here's a new interest. I
was so confused because, like they shirt running down the card up to this
point. I was like, that's weird. I'd like to see the end
of the match. Yeah, no, no, that was it. Yeah,
they're not even like a first shot show raff ringing the bell. Maybe
something got fucked up and that's why they had to do it that way.
Oh, Like they went to a different finish and they said, wow,
that sucked, just kind of them out. Yeah, that's probably exactly what
it was. Or he gets in and they have a he actually breaks the
count and they have a shittier rest of them way too long. Guess he
won. That's awesome. Actually, well, we got our main event of
the evening here the heart Throbs or somehow here. Dude, you know who
these guys are. Tell you about the Heartbreakers every week more. Yeah,
so the Heartbreakers are facing the bodies. Okay, So before because I have
I had to look it up after but I made sure. I was like,
I'm not gonna fucking I'm not looking up anything. I want to see
if they tell me who any of these men are, because they like,
after a while they tell us who the heartbreakers are, but it takes forever.
It's of course Apollo and Adonis, those are the heartbreakers. But the
bodies, they for this entire match, never ever say one of their names.
Dude. They they're calling the moves, They're saying the bodies doing this,
the bodies, the bodies back on top. They look exactly the same
on this like shitty ass camera too. Yeah, yes, they both teams
look exactly the same, just red and white gear instead. Dude, they
have no fucking idea who the bodies are. I figured out who one of
them was during the match. Oh, I had to look it up.
Yeah, I knew one was a Steel. I could tell I see.
I couldn't see anything. I couldn't see faces, I could see fucking nothing.
I was like, who the fuck is wrestling? There was one tight
shot of them in the corner of the bodies, and I was like,
that's fucking a Steel. The other one is Danny Dominion, and I think
both these guys if for losen On know, I mean you might know a
Steel now Danny Dominion a still both trained punk in Cabana. A Steel is
the most he's like the most credit guy. Oh yeah, sure, sorry.
Who are the Heartbreakers? The Heartbreakers are Adonnas and Apollo. So yeah,
both of these guys are like n W A and w CW like job
or guys forever the Heartbreakers Okay, yeah like that. Yeah, and they're
here. The Heartbreakers are here with Gamore and Stanley says, Oh, you're
going to see some beautiful women on the show, but it's gonna be done
the right way, all right, Okay, she don't want to get no
heat. She didn't want to get anything. She just wanted to do nothing.
I thought she was going to do something at the end. No,
yeah, So the bodies are just fucking going to town to start this one
off. Here. This is just heat central here, man. Yeah,
but I mean this is yeah, this is stinky. So the bodies started
off basic cutoff. Heartbreakers go up belly to back, choking them gordbuster beer
hugs slowly. What Tony said, every time one of the bodies does something,
they don't know their names, so they just say, oh, then
the bodies back on top the body clue which one is? Which they don't
even have never seen anything like it. Yeah, ref gets distracted the Heartbreakers
cheap by doing a souplex. I don't I don't know. It was a
shitty sup That's why it was bad. So double wheels here, I'm gonna
be the Heartbreakers, I was, I was thinking, so, so double
whip into It's got to be the Heartbreakers because they were doing bear hugs.
Oh sure that's true. REF distract spots. You're right, you're right,
ref distract into a move. So double whip into the ropes here a fucking
another bear hug. Yeah. Yeah, the bodies get a hot tag,
but the REF didn't see it. Classic Southern tag, all the tags on
the shore. Everything is very Southern about this. Actually it all sucks.
Double clothesline, but the Heartbreakers cut it off immediately. So like they they
start to get like a hot tag, and the Heartbreakers just shut them down,
shutting down. Yeah, they fight on the outside, dude, and
didn't lead to one of the biggest question mark finishes I've ever seen. Okay,
so there's body number one is in the ring, trying to get to
the outside. The referee is distracted as the Heartbreakers attack Body number two on
the floor. Then Apollo goes to hit body Apollos over the rail. Now
he goes to hit body number two with a chair and then the big bastard
of a fan from earlier grabs the chair to stop him. Apollo then kicks
him in the gut throws him over the guardrail. Then all four men in
the main event match starts stomping out the fir They start all like the Heartbreakers
running the first and then the bodies come over start. It's just this big
fucking fan in a white shirt and he's getting his ass kicked, and then
all of a sudden, another big fucking dude in a white shirt jumps the
rail, shoves them all away, and then the show ends. It literally
goes straight to the end of the show. That's it. What the fuck?
What the fuck was that? Yeah, no clue, I've I've like,
I gotta give it to the WXO. There was a lot of stuff
on this I've never seen in my life, and probably for fucking very good
reason, and really that uh, you know, it came to me the
more I watch the show why this didn't last. But I can't lie and
say that. I I don't want to not like, I don't want to
see the next episode because if this is the if this is their premiere episode,
like this is what they're starting off with, I cannot fathom what else
could possibly be in the store after this, Like this is insane. The
finish of the main event of your first episodes is the Babyface and heel Tag
teams both beating up a fan. What yeah, beating up a fan and
another fan jumps in he starts whoop as this comes after a count out that
I didn't get to see. Yeah, I have no idea what they were
cooking year. This is fucking crazy. This is the creasiest end to a
show of all time. This show sucks. Yeah, they were struggling to
put together anything here. They just weren't this. Yeah, this wasn't it.
I can't figure the vision of anything here, and that's why I feel
like I need to see what's next. Because the XWF I felt like I
saw a vision of something they had They were building an angle of something right,
like I guess this is again, Yeah that's true, and like they
were building the Vampiro fucking mister perfect thing like they had something but like like
a piper angle on that thing too. Yeah, yeah, the power struggle
with him and Sable like yeah, okay, and sure this is an angle,
but like the fans kicked the wrestlers as angle. Why Dad, they
cooked? There's gotta be like I I don't I don't know what I just
watched. This is the most insane roster of people have ever seen on a
one hour television show. I have gained no knowledge. There was nothing good
here for my brain. I feel worse for having watched it and may have
on your soul. This is brain rot pro wrestling, and I need to
watch more. Surely Dance Evan has a match, right or not? Surely
Tony Yes, they gotta face out Green in a mask. I mean this
is the vision of Ted Diviassi, Barry Horowitz, Barry Dorso. And you
get what you paid for, You reap what you sew. Stops here,
we're stopping. We're six guys in a hotel room, maybe twelve, maybe
eight. If anyone has any more information, not spoilers, just information on
like what the backstory is, anything about the logistics or back behind the scenes
stuff of WXO anything, maybe Ted, Please let us know and we'll talk
about it the next time we do a w XO, because I imagine I
will force the boys to do it at some point. But that is it
for WXO Wrestling. We still don't know what that means. Don't know what
the WXO means. Maybe we ever find out, Maybe we will, who
knows, Maybe it's maybe somewhere that's cameo. Let me see if I can
ask you. Oh my god, I'm going to make a cameo about shooting
on w x Can you talk to us about that, please, sir.
That is it for w XO Wrestling, Episode one, January sixteenth, thousand,
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