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Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous. It's La La Kent.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to untraditionally Laala, Hello, gorgeous, welcome back. I've got my family in the building as per usual. I love having you guys. Hello, mother, Hello, Darling, Hello, hello Tto. Okay, so today I am sounding like a man. I'm a bit of a mouth breather. Lips are a little chap.

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Speaker 3: Chap chap.

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Speaker 4: Mine are so chappy and so dry.

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Speaker 2: That's just like a regular day for you, though, right, you have like dry skin.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and put on in the car. So she wasn't a reptilian in here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, shutting her skin all the livelong day.

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Speaker 5: Tis the season.

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Speaker 4: I'm not sleeping either.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to get that under control.

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Speaker 2: You were Hella snoring this morning, so I knew that you probably weren't sleeping.

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Speaker 3: Great.

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Speaker 2: And then just with sending Ocean to school, I feel like everyone is sick right now. But once your kid enter school, it's just like a cycle of they come home, they're sick, then they pass it to someone else, and then it just it's a once a month thing. Someone's knocked out. The household is knocked out every month. Felt well for a couple of months, and I'm angry at myself because I walked in. On Friday night, we went to Korean Barbecue and Ktown and then did karaoke and we met at Janet's house and Claudia. Janet's mom just had surgery. We go into her house to check on her. Claudia, and she was like, I feel like I didn't even have surgery, Like I feel great, except I'm sick.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, let me tire you tramping, Claudia. I have been on a zank and vitamin A concoction. I never get sick.

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Speaker 3: Next morning, fucking wrecked. Oh Claudia, gave it to you.

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Speaker 2: It wouldn't transfer that fast because of what you said it did. I feel like I can never talk about anything because it always God's like, oh yes, yes, what is that anyway?

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Speaker 6: Can't brag a bragger.

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Speaker 1: I'm constantly humbled. It's on the daily.

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Speaker 3: Never let him know when you're up, so you don't have to let them know when you're down.

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Speaker 1: But I can't even talk about my epic vitamin.

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Speaker 5: We've learned, We've learned a lesson. Don't give away any of our concoctions.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: So we go to Korean barbecue it's Nick Joe Easton, Easton's friend Dina Janet, myself, Brittany and Jared and I think I have the perfect spot. And there's two burners on the top where they like cook the meat, and all this.

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Speaker 5: Time I had a couple of issues with what was going on.

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Speaker 2: You guys, it was full blast at me. I was just kidding, Oh, we're just eating.

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Speaker 4: It, or being in the smoker.

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Speaker 5: She was the smoker.

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Speaker 2: I was like, you guys, thank god, we're arriving to break through eighty six to karaoke and have a private room at nine when the when it just opens, because we're gonna smell horrendous.

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Speaker 1: We know we're gonna smell like we.

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Speaker 2: Literally did you burn your knee? No, I don't have I don't know you don't have these.

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Speaker 3: Long dancers legs.

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Speaker 5: I was so excited to eat that I scooed it in and because it's on the table, I fried my knee.

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Speaker 1: On his pants. I know, just shy of a hole.

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding? Were they your favorite pants?

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Speaker 1: We don't kid on this podcast.

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Speaker 7: Lease, they're always if I'm wearing them, They're my favorite pants, right, They're very cute pants.

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Speaker 3: But we go in.

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Speaker 5: I have to say. We go in nine o'clock, Thank god, no one's there. We enter our little room, and then throughout the night people are just coming in that Janet knows and everybody knows. And one guy comes in and he goes, yeah, you guys smell like beef.

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Speaker 4: That was that a compliment or no?

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Speaker 3: We're just like yeah.

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Speaker 1: When I walked in, I immediately got hungry.

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh my.

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Speaker 5: God, you just are walking around just smelling on that good Korean.

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Speaker 6: Talk about this break from eighty six. I think I've been there back.

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Speaker 4: In the day.

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Speaker 1: I probably did take you.

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Speaker 4: Didn't have the door that yes, the secret door, say too much.

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Speaker 2: The trip where I performed in Vegas in the Tupac Thong Onesie looking like a buffoon.

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Speaker 5: Dumping champagne on your head because you didn't know how to fucking spray it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's watching you up there.

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to talk about it.

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Speaker 4: I still have the memories on my phone.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are you doing?

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Speaker 3: That's why I feel like I'm allowed to do whatever I want.

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Speaker 2: Just now, one of my producers just showed me the image of me that is another seven and a half years of sobriety just looking at that bless Anyway, I blame Breakroom eighty six for me trying to crawl in a fridge.

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Speaker 5: Because it was all kind of just put.

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Speaker 2: It behind you, put it behind you, attend an AA meeting.

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Speaker 1: Maybe one day, babe, you should try AA. I help you.

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Speaker 3: You know what.

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Speaker 2: It's brutal, Okay, I'm so embarrassed.

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Speaker 4: It was a past life.

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Speaker 1: I don't even recognize that human.

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Speaker 2: And there are times, you guys, where I sit and think like I'm so boring, Did I really live life?

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Speaker 1: And then a moment like.

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Speaker 2: This happens where you show me an image like that, and I go, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I lived. I for sure lived.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm never.

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Speaker 2: Going to find a boyfriend if you post that as a clip. Anyway, I blame break Room eighty six, the place that you're talking about where you go in through the trick bendor, when I tried in that moment in the Tupac Onesie, I tried to crawl into a fridge.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, conversation, Yeah, have.

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Speaker 2: A conversation with the milk. Obviously, the milk and I needed the problem products and I really needed to have a deep rooted discussion. Anyway, when I tell you, Friday night, I was living my best life. We get in there, I immediately go over to the iPad. I'm figuring out what songs I want, and Brittany is sitting down. She's like, I just love how Lala is the only sober one, but she always acts the drunkest.

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Speaker 4: That is funny. I wish I would have been a fly on the wall.

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Speaker 3: Oh you could have.

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Speaker 1: Just let me tell you who the flies on the wall were. Easton and Joe.

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Speaker 2: I looked at east and I'm like, I can't look over there because he's such a massive buzzkill.

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Speaker 3: I had reasons, reasons got home.

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Speaker 1: He explained the reasons.

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Speaker 4: But by legitimate reasons.

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Speaker 1: Yes, they were legitimate racing bitch.

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Speaker 2: I told you Ra with your whole face, with your whole fet bitchy.

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Speaker 5: But I would no, we're going back because I did tell Nick. I said, Nick, we will be ripping a song together. And he said I would have loved that, and I said, I'll be in a good mood next time.

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Speaker 1: Next time.

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Speaker 2: The rooms are actually a bit small. They say you can have up to like twelve people or something. I think around you know, six a good number to half Yeah, because you know people, No.

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Speaker 1: I really want to belt you know, I really want.

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Speaker 2: A lady goog on my ass off and just show my talents that I have.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a go to care.

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Speaker 4: I don't have one.

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Speaker 5: No, No, neither do I what I don't have a like if you.

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Speaker 4: I don't have a good voice.

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Speaker 2: So no, that can I tell you that that's surprising, that's not true. I remember sitting at the house on Pair Blossom. I don't know what age I was, but it had to have been around the time frame that the Bodyguard with Whitney Houston and was it Kevin Costner came out and I was laying in your lap with those ginormous speakers and those that big stereo where you could put like six CDs on the top of it, playing the Bodyguard soundtrack, and you singing I Will always love you to me, And I was young. I remember just listening to you and sobbing.

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Speaker 4: Because it was so horrible.

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Speaker 2: Actually, back in the day, Mom, before you turned into a corpse.

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Speaker 1: You had a beautiful voice, and even.

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Speaker 3: Make them hips mooth.

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Speaker 2: You're like, oh oldn boom boom, And then.

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Speaker 3: Just somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Rigamortis just stiff.

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Speaker 5: As important a move when we were standing in Ace hardware.

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Speaker 2: There were times where I look at my and I'd be like, you need a massage, and she'd be like, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Really like being touched. Like someone needs to touch you, someone needs to touch you.

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Speaker 3: My poor dad.

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Speaker 4: Well dad's rigamortis now, so I guess I'm probably well.

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Speaker 2: He's dead, so of course, actually he's ash cremation.

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Speaker 1: Is that a little.

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Speaker 2: Dark trig or warning warning, we're laughing about death.

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Speaker 1: My go to song is What's up? By four?

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Speaker 2: Non blondess. I don't, No, I don't. I haven't practiced enough. I need to warm up my vocal cords and I need a little affront.

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Speaker 1: I can't fucking breathe anyway.

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Speaker 2: So I was watching the news as I usually do, and as you all know, I am comfy, cozy, that's what I like. I was watching the Today Show and and I think it was maybe Tampa International Airport that like made a joke that they are drawing the line no one can show up in the pj's and slippers, no more uggs. But people thought it was serious because there's this conversation around like, and it's older people back in the day. If you weren't presentable at the airport, they sent you home and you couldn't catch the flight.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I get it.

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Speaker 2: There are times and places where you need to get presentable the airport. When I'm about to get on a flight and sit there for four hundred hours, I'm gonna need to be comfortable.

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Speaker 6: I'm telling you though, back in the day, in the day, back in the day, I would wear like cute pants suits. I would get dolled up to gone my flights.

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Speaker 2: Like when you watch the Housewives show up and six inch heels. What a nightmareage to imagine.

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Speaker 4: Well, are they private or are they on a commercial?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not wear six and chills even private.

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Speaker 3: You could get even worse on a private jet.

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Speaker 2: On a private jet, I'm coming in a full face mask, oil in the hair, you know, Like now we're getting really down and dirty, just shy of a bad time routine for a PJ.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Like, I feel like I'm pretty presentable when I go to the airport. I'm in like a matching sweatsuit. But they're saying that even that is like unacceptable, And then they interviewed.

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Speaker 4: People skims, which are not acceptable.

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Speaker 2: For me and my fucking skims, buddy, so comfy, so comfy, And I just don't understand this obsession. You know when people say back in the day, there's a lot of ship that went on back in the day.

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Speaker 4: Smoke smoking section on the airplanes.

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Speaker 3: Oh beautiful, I'd be back there with my vape.

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Speaker 5: No it was not.

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Speaker 4: It was nauseating cigarettes.

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Speaker 2: Up there the plane with smooth fruity and the razzleberries.

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Speaker 1: Did you have a vaping section on the plane.

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Speaker 2: The plane would smell likeber have razzleberry ra watermelon?

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Speaker 3: Mittwe what do you want? One puff?

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Speaker 2: The two puffs in the sky.

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Speaker 3: So true.

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Speaker 5: The only thing in my in my humble opinion, the only thing that is mandatory at an airport should be socks. And I will say maybe even two pair with some of these feet I've seen.

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't think people should take their shoes off.

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Speaker 3: We had to.

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Speaker 6: I heard back in the day Brittany back in Theirs took her shoes off. Yeah, and why was she in a commercial flight?

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Speaker 4: I don't know. And she was with that Kevin fetterline.

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Speaker 6: Oh, and their feet stunk and they had to ask them to put their shoes back on. I don't know if this is true. Tabloid Reddick. I don't know what was it in red rat red Rick?

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Speaker 1: Who's that?

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Speaker 4: I don't know?

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Speaker 3: Right? Red it red?

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Speaker 5: It is that what you're saying, no, keeping no, no, it hurts trying to get stories.

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Speaker 3: From hers so much.

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Speaker 2: They're going as far as saying no crocs. Now, let me tell you Easton really loves his crocs.

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Speaker 5: I was like, I don't wear them on planes, though I wear over the toe.

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Speaker 3: I can't.

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Speaker 5: I've seen too many videos where people like take their shoes off and they put their sock in the aisle or they're like that's I've seen videos of people with bare feet putting it like on the window and the dude next to them can see it and they're video.

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Speaker 3: I know you guys have seen it.

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Speaker 5: You've never seen seen it.

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Speaker 1: It's disguised.

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Speaker 5: So that's where I'm saying, two pairs of socks mandatory, and maybe a shoe that goes over the full socks.

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Speaker 6: Shoes wouldn't fit if I had to wear two socks by a.

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Speaker 3: Different pair feet over here.

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Speaker 5: I don't looking at those things right now. Those should be in socks and shoes at the airport.

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Speaker 4: People want crocs because they're easy slipping.

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Speaker 5: But here's the but here's the thing that we don't have to do anymore. We don't have to take our shoes off in every that's in every airport.

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Speaker 2: You don't have it is once La X didn't make me take my shoes off anymore. I'm pretty sure it's nowhere else. Nowhere else makes you take your shoes off. I think that you should be wearing clothes toed shoes with your socks on. I do love my crocs though, they're like one of my most favorite shoes.

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Speaker 1: I wear them with socks.

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Speaker 3: I won't lie those my crocks.

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Speaker 2: Getting rid of them. You have way too many shoes and when I look at the actually.

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Speaker 4: Easy to slip on.

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Speaker 3: But I don't like you because you've got.

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Speaker 1: These ugly little charms that east to Mede you put.

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Speaker 5: On that.

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Speaker 2: Put a run.

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Speaker 3: The charms are dope.

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Speaker 2: I like my crocs like I like my house, simple, not.

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Speaker 3: A lot of cluttering, pooring.

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Speaker 2: They all take no personality exactly. Yeah, we know there's enough personality happening.

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Speaker 5: Just between me and Yeah, we know you're welcome.

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Speaker 2: How do you guys feel though about if you're on a lie flat first class and it's like a long. Let's just say lax to JFK. You want to lay down, shoes have to stay on when you lay down.

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Speaker 4: No, oh, give me your cover.

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Speaker 2: So if you're in first class in the life flat, take them stinky feet out, bitch, lay down and get cozy slippers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they do, and sometimes a fresh pair of sakes.

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Speaker 4: Ye in mask.

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Speaker 2: I'm kind of funny though about my like my shoes and stuff. I like to spray them. They have the pooper E brand came out with like foot spray and shooper shoop Perrie. I hope that's the name of it. That's fucking genius. If not, we're taking it popery. Don't fucking come in here and try to steal that. How early do you like to get to the airport? I think Mom and I are excessively early.

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Speaker 4: Well, because we have meldowns. If we're any later.

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Speaker 1: When you say we do, I have down if we're any later, like.

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Speaker 6: I don't know you, no sious, She'll start chirping and it doesn't stop, and I'm like stop, and then she.

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Speaker 4: Won't stop, so I walk away like I don't even know you.

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Speaker 1: That is so foul, That is so rude.

00:16:22
Speaker 4: It's so true.

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Speaker 1: I'm working on it. I like arriving. I like to calculate it like this. Okay.

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Speaker 2: I get into Google Maps and I'm like, okay, if I want to be an hour early, I'm going to give myself twenty more minutes than that, just in case there's traffic or the uber driver is really fucking slow and chooses not to use the fast ling.

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Speaker 3: I'm a meanderer.

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Speaker 5: I like to be to the airport one through TSA one hour before my flight.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you would calculate your Google map similar to mine. So once you're today, once you're through TSA, you want the hour to start then, so you're a solid an hour and a half two hours.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, usually TSA.

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Speaker 5: This is not traveling with you guys, because usually I don't have much to do. It takes me about ten fifteen minutes to get through TSA, so I go about an hour and fifteen to an hour and thirty to the airport early. Oh.

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Speaker 3: I like to grab my water.

00:17:18
Speaker 5: I like to start looking at my I download some shows when I'm at the airport because I don't know much.

00:17:25
Speaker 3: Chiller A chat on the filler.

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Speaker 6: But see if we get there too early, then we've got rambunctious kids.

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Speaker 3: But that's why I just said. When I'm not with you guys, use word rambunctious. Rambunctious.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck yeah, wow, p regular word.

00:17:45
Speaker 3: Of the day.

00:17:46
Speaker 2: Where'd you pull that out of? But one more funny story? Can I tell them? Last night all of us laughing at the woman on millionaire homes or whatever.

00:18:09
Speaker 3: Okay, don't show, don't give away our show.

00:18:13
Speaker 4: My mom being at the entire show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the show horrendous.

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Speaker 3: I love.

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Speaker 5: On the planet.

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Speaker 2: My mom and Easton will sit on the couch in the main room with their snacks or whatever.

00:18:27
Speaker 3: What is it called.

00:18:28
Speaker 7: Let the people know what we're watching million dollar dream Home. We are on episode four and Easton. It's the cutest. They have the Instagram account. Two blondes in a bends. They need two blondes on the couch watching.

00:18:42
Speaker 2: A million dollar dream home because these two will sit there and talk about the architecture.

00:18:48
Speaker 1: I don't like that couch. That kitchen is horrendous.

00:18:51
Speaker 3: So last night I got in on the Actually.

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Speaker 6: It's like a game show because you have show where you watch three homes being shown and the person that's buying is gonna pick one of the three, and I like to guess which one I think they're gonna pick.

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Speaker 1: So this couple sees these three homes.

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Speaker 2: None of them are slapping, and I love the words they're using. They're like, and this one has a gorgeous, unique kitchen and it's so bad. It is so bad it needs an update.

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Speaker 6: Well, they had nineteen nineties appliances.

00:19:31
Speaker 5: Oh yuck.

00:19:33
Speaker 4: For I know this, okay because I always had them too.

00:19:38
Speaker 1: Here's there's no judgment.

00:19:40
Speaker 2: But if I'm spending three and a half just upward of four million dollars, I'm gonna need an updated kitchen.

00:19:46
Speaker 1: But welcome to California.

00:19:48
Speaker 2: And so the woman, the host is with the couple and she's like, you have three homes that we've seen, and then she like lists all the things from Home one, Home two, and then she goes and then Home three, where we are now a very unique floor plan. You've got all this foliage, and Lisa and I start dying, like.

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Speaker 1: Foliage, this fucking dumb bench.

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Speaker 3: Foliage.

00:20:11
Speaker 2: And my mom is talking about we should be instagramming on Instagram.

00:20:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should on Instagram. So I'm like, we should google this is correct.

00:20:21
Speaker 2: It is indeed foliage we're calling this woman a dumb ass, when indeed the dumb asses we're sitting on the couch. We think it was Foliage because you're the big For the longest time, it was Swaveorski and it's what is it swore off Ski and you.

00:20:43
Speaker 1: Are your dad. I loved your dad was a real gem. But he called a jacuzzi a watoozi. It's just a hard.

00:20:51
Speaker 2: Fin instead of afrons, which again I could use some. By the way, if they want to sponsor the pod, I'd be all about it. I've been affronning my ass off.

00:21:00
Speaker 1: That was like a kid any.

00:21:02
Speaker 5: Time my dad.

00:21:02
Speaker 3: My dad made me attention to that old he kills with little.

00:21:11
Speaker 4: Soldier sounds.

00:21:12
Speaker 3: I didn't know better.

00:21:13
Speaker 5: I just remember medicine count. I remember walking downstairs. I wouldn't even ask or say anything. I just go and you go, hey, come here, And I just remember a maroon lid would twist off, Oh you got lean back, and then he just.

00:21:29
Speaker 1: Hey.

00:21:30
Speaker 2: He may have kept pills in his pockets with the lint, but he for sure had a fucking lit on his friend.

00:21:37
Speaker 5: Bitch.

00:21:38
Speaker 1: Anyway, this was I have a fun notice episode.

00:21:40
Speaker 3: I love you guys.

00:21:41
Speaker 2: I'm going to catch you guys on Wednesday for a regular old episode, and again next week.

00:21:44
Speaker 3: Bye.