Marge And Homer Turn A Couple Play (S17E22)

Hey, Tabitha, great Joe. I like that part where you mentioned Springfield?
Did you know that's where you are? Hey, why don't you stay
and have a bite. Oh you're so hot. If only i've seen you
before I met my wife. Oh, Homer, you're sweet. But oh,
you're talking to the chicken. Don't tell the hamburger in my car.
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not gonna lie. I was not excited going into this I thought, this
just looks like it's going to be crap. I read I read the blurb
and I'm like, this sess sounds stupid. But I enjoyed it a lot
more than I thought I was going to. I really did. I thought
Mandy Moore was really fine as Tabitha. Mandy Moore was very good. I
didn't realize until the very end that it was her. I'm like, they've
got a guest star ind for this, who is it? Let's find out?
And and I thought it might have been Brittany because they played up toxic
with the closing credits. It was like a play on teens. And I
was like, it was pretty spears and I was like, oh, it's
Mandy. Why are you playing Why are you taking off of Britney Spears on
That makes no sense. But anyway, it was very I mean when the
character of Tabitha Vicks sort of came on board and I'm like, Okay,
this is very Britney. But I was also it's very Christina Aguilera as well.
But then then I just started getting very reminiscent of the early two thousands,
like I remember the good times when teenage female pop stars or teen or
pop stars in the early twenties or whatever were parading around and not a whole
lot. And we remember when Britney Spears, when she was sucked still in
her teens. Her first single or first album cover was her on their knees
looking up, But then it was Mandy Moore around that period sort of jumped
into you know, she's quite well, she's had a longer career than one
might expect. Actually, I mean, you know, she's sort of branch
more out into acting than I think singing. I think that's maybe what she's
best known for now. She was on that show This is Us for goodness
knows how long. But she had her song Candy I think in the early
two thousands, which is very in the in the Brittany Christina sort of vein
of like, oh I'm a naughty girl. She was like the girl next
door version of like Britta's bears, yeah exactly, and she was like the
one you take home to meet mum, you bring home. Brittany's like,
don't bring that girl to my hat again. You bring Christina home at all.
You don't let you don't you don't acknowledge access to your folks, all
due respect, of these fine women, all talented and hardworking performers. So
yeah, but I thought Mandy did a very good job. And look,
I've got to concur with you. I mean, going into this episode,
Season seventeen has been kind of hit and miss, and I must admit it.
Look at first glance, I'm like, this looks like it could be
played out or kind of stupid. But no, I mean it was kind
of entertaining. I've got a few good laughs out of a few bits of
it. I mean it did have some issues that season seventeen issues have had,
but I think I was pleasantly surprised at least it wasn't a Homer and
Marge splitting up story when they When I was first watching it, I was
like, I was gonna end up with the counselors being the ones that I
have to be canceled in the end. Still here. No, even when
we got the moment where he was massaging Tabitha, even Marge was able to
realize, no, he was just massaging here. He wasn't actually doing anything
wrong. Because I was like, they split up over this, I'm going
to be I'm done, I'm done. But no, thankfully, not so
at least it wasn't a margin a Homer splitting up story, and for the
most part they were that they were they were a loving couple, and there
wasn't I didn't really do anything this episode to make you sort of roll your
eyes as usually season seven. It kind of felt like the damage was done,
though. I mean, maybe that's just prolonged exposure to, you know,
Homer being an absolute jerk and Marge just enabling that. So I mean,
at least the episode sort of acknowledge that when you know, Bart and
Lisa are playing tether balls, like they're always arguing, can hear it now?
And it's like, okay, well, at least you've you've got a
cop to the fact that it's not always happy families in the Simpson household,
or the couples I will argue, or even healthy couples argue. Everyone argues
that's true that when Homer's being a dick for no good reason, that's the
difference, a difference between just having squabbles and just Homer being rude. And
I will admit, you're right. There were moments in this episode where Marge
just seems somewhat defeated and just accepting of her of where their relationship is.
But for the most part I thought they were positioned as a loving couple.
Yeah. I mean the bit of the start where you know, he's that
dumb but kind of funny bit where he's like, I'll scumble these tickets and
with that money, I'll get more tickets and all that kind of stuff,
and then he's what does he sees wig him and he's like, oh,
we better make out so you know, I'm not suspected, pretend that you
love me. All those kind of stuffs. That's not horrible. It's not
horrible, but it's kind of dopey. Yeah. I also enjoyed the bandwagon
aspect of this though. The bandwagon theory like how, especially with sports teams,
you don't go watching when they're losing, but when they're winning, you're
the number one fan that hit way too close to home. From when it
seemed like the Geelong Cats might have had a chance to get into the into
the into the finals this year, I was like, go Catters, and
when they didn't, it was like, oh, if you have got September
off. Yeah, I mean last year it was always like you get like
a mulligan when you win the Premiership the year before the following season. It's
like, you know, well it doesn't really matter. It doesn't matter,
no, I mean, and plus, you know, every every team,
every organization, it needs to have, it needs to have lulls in which
sort of regroup. It's like, okay, well, you know, we
had a bunch of great players, but not even great play can play forever.
I mean, you've got to bring in some new blood and then you've
got to sort of work out how to integrate these new members into a team,
and you know it's going to be ups and downs and the Cats will
rise again. Hey, my favorite, what were your favorite moments from margin
Harbittan A couple of players? Davis, It's it's funny that you mean that
because I'm just getting off the game to the bandwagon. I really like that
too. That makes a hell of a lot of sense. One bit I
really liked, and props to Julie Kavner for this, was when Tabitha shows
up at the door and of the Simpsons house and says, you know,
me and Buck are breaking up or whatever, and she's kind of like,
no, what what oh oh what No, It's just this sort of onegoing
a little bit of a riff that I know I just really got to kick
out of. I thought Julie Vine's a terrific job with that one. I
loved Mo's reaction when Tabitha's doing her very sexy number of likes and he yells
out at what's the guy's name? And how's the field? She's turning on?
A widow like me? Your wives don creep like me? Yeah?
Weird? I love it when when Mo just acknowledges that he's kind of a
sexy will creep. I always have those thoughts, So I don't always have
these thoughts. But sometimes you know, you're watching your movie and you know,
not be a very you know, raunchy sex scene, and you think,
imagine being like this actress's husband, or you know, in the other
way, like the male that being his wife watching him just getting it on
with this other person on the screen, knowing that millions of people are going
to watch them with their kid out, you know, on screen. It's
like you just have to accept it and get used to if you're an actor
and actor and of your marriage or an actor, I guess, But the
thing is, I don't know if I can handle it, just known as
millions of people just sitting in a cinema around the world, watching on the
computers at home with a fucking box of tissues next to them, watching your
partner just getting the kid out. You know, I always think of the
parents, parents, yeesh, spouse that knowing that you know, people are
watching your spouse getting on with somebody else, simulating getting on with somebody else,
it would just it would be hard to get used to. I think,
Yeah, I'm just picturing you know, mom and dad, you know,
going to you know, driving their their their kid to drama classes.
And I said that want and all this stuff. It's like, Mom,
Dad, I got accepted the Julliard Drama School in New York City. Oh
oh, you're going to be a famous actor. That's one of them.
Somewhere down the line. They've got like the Sharon Stone rolling Basic instct's like
god damn. So I mean, I know, I do find that I
did relate to Buck in that situation, like I'd be like I'd be feeling
the same way, Buddy. I enjoyed when when Bart's watching her do her
show, He's like, if the urge to just give her a five dollar
bill, it's funny. I mean you look at you look at the young
sort of female music artist, these young female musical artist, but you know
you're the likes of Billie Eilish or Olivia Rodrigo or something, and yeah,
and Billy it's particularly and she seems to like live in hoodies and tracksuits more
anything else. Then you go back, you know, twenty years or someone
has basically when the complete opposite times have changed. Yeah, you got christianli
are dirty and now this what's better? Who knows. I also really enjoyed
the bait and switch with the chicken. It's like, you can't part of
you knew they were going there, but for a second, there they have
you. I'm like, surely not, surely not. It was almost like
a relief. I was like, I thank gud he meant the chicken,
because I was like, if Omer is flirting with this woman, I don't
know if I could have forgiven him, Like he's done some horrible shit,
but like, if he was just flirting with this chick, It's like I
was about to write the contract between this and Colonel Homer. But this guy
a bit like Colonel Homer, didn't it in some ways? Certainly? Yeah,
yeah, but look, I think the minute you see a bucket of
chicken at Homer in the same vicinity, I mean, are you being in
a fishnota of the colonel will know. This is like, oh, hey,
who will he avoids for you? Baby? I want to hear something
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It was Quitneth Paltrow, Yes, because I wrote damn pretty much?
Well, okay, if that's the case. Who played guy who turned out
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and the late George C. Scott am I growing and the city of the
city of Lethbridge or something albe Bridge. Yeah, Yeah, that was playing
New York. So that's my question to you, So back at you.
My next question is what were the names of Lenny and Carl's former girlfriends.
One's dead. It was a tough, tough break for Jill and Kelly.
Yeah, Jill and Kelly. There you go, Jill apparently dead, Kelly
apparently work on the streets. Yeah. My question, let's go back to
Hunch. How many episodes of Hunch did they make? Oh, I don't
know. I'm assuming it was the same as the Simpsons. So five it
was five hundred and eighteen, five hundred and thirty or something very very close,
five hundred and twelve, twelve, okay, and it was five hundred
and something. All right, if I'm assuming, let's have a look this
was what episode of the Simpsons. Let's have a look. I'll be able
to find it somewhere. It's twenty. I think it's get list of episodes
when you go to like the so this list of episodes, then it has
what number it is when you go down that way. So we go to
season seventeen, season seventeen, scrolling all the way down to seventeen. Did
almost their people? I promise it was so three hundred and seventy yeights.
There was nowhere near it. That theory was so good until we got to
the actual fact that we're confirmed it. I know. I was like,
that makes so much sense to have that. You sound it's so confident.
It's like, oh, I've cracked the case, so it makes sense,
right, You're you're like hunch, you were basically hunched. Yes, I
would watch. I'm a surpris this show doesn't exist or the most shows are
kind of like this, So aren't they like that's what they're taking the piss
out of here? I think so. I mean, you know, something
like The Mentalist, which probably went for something like five twelve me Mentalist in
my head as well, all those kind of shows. We're currently watching White
Collar you mentioned, yeah, yeah, and it's very similar to Satan.
I mean, it's very similar to what's the other show bird Notice. Yeah.
Yeah. There's been a lot of a lot of talking, I guess
in the media recently. A Bad House Suits is like the most popular thing
on Netflix. Netflix is throwing all this money at like, you know,
let's make these huge action movies with you know, the Rock and Gallaga Dot
and all this kind of stuff, and it's like, now we just want
to watch the you know, just a basic TV show about lawyers. Yeah,
we want to watch single female lawyer towards the end. Suits, Yeah,
I know, I've never really watched it. I mean, Lose Sun
got very into it for some reason, right into it. But the last
you know, when you're watching your show and you're right into it and then
you just lose touch with it, you just sort of give up, you
know. And it wasn't that we went out and deliberately stopped watching Suits.
We just lost interest and we ended up going back to it and just finishing
it because we started it. I was just like, yeah, well it
kind of the same way. Yeah, I mean I think The Blacklist just
wrapped up after maybe ten seasons or eleven seasons. I gave up on that
show. Nicola kept watching him, and she even she gave up after another
season or two. Yeah, because because I'm the world's biggest James Spader found
I was like, even I can't keep going with this. This is just
kind of this is getting a little both a little too complicated and a little
too run of the mill. So yeah, but at the same time,
I've got that feeling like I started there, so I should finish it.
I don't know if I will. My find question, my final question few
years. What has Homer got waiting in the car in the chicken sea?
He says, don't tell the don't tell the burger, don't tell the hand
baker. Yes, all right? Is that trivia? Then? Is that
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the original air date of Margin Hammond Turned a Couple of Play was May
twenty first, two thousand and six. Production code hab F one six,
written by Joel H. Cohen, directed by Bob Anderson. Guests does Mandy
Moore as Tabitha and Stacy Keach as Howard k Duff. The chalkboard gag have
a great summer everybody, and the couch gag was the one we've already had
before we allly couches come to life and start attacking everybody. So clearly this
episode ran short. Well, you know, everyone's like, come on,
let's time for summer holidays, schools out for summer. Yeah, it felt
like that the writers kind of checked out the last couple episodes because they both
ran very short and they had to have the full intro and the long couch
gags and things like long, very long couch gag. Apologies to all the
viewers on YouTube, by the way, seeing me cough off off Mike here,
I've had to meet my mic because I'm still a little under the weather.
I'm doing my best to power through. I'm doing my absolute best.
So the episode kicks off with other family. Apologies to the YouTube viewers for
just having to look at this. The family are watching Hunch and there's a
little bit here where Bart says something that coup It was maybe the line about
that no longer being able to watch butts on TV or whatever. But at
the very beginning of his line, Nancy sounds exactly It's actually does Nelson's voice,
and that treds aitions into Bart by the end of the sentence. Go
back, listeners and viewers and watch that. See at the very start and
the very start of Bart's sentence there here is one hundred percent Nelson's voice,
and then it slowly transitions into Bart by the end because she does Nelson as
well. That's interesting, Yeah, that would be the case. I know
it was strange. Yeah, it's amazing. They've gotten five hundred and twelve
shows out of this premise. Remember when we saw hundred's Buttons Shower. But
they mentioned here that you can no longer watch butts on cable, which apparently
was a reference to Dennis Friends re MYPD Blue. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
NYPD Blue was a big deal in the mid nineties when it's like,
oh, I think they actually said some swear words and you've got to see
a bare bit. Well, we watched the first episode and it was just
like boobs on and I was like, what is happening here? Not expect
this from a nineteen ninety one years or whatever it is. Yeah, yeah,
it's all on Disney Plus. At the moment, our pals at Disney
Plus put the complete complete run of NYPD Blue, the early David Caruso gears,
and then they watching, Yeah it's a really good show. Okay,
yeah yeah, and I mean as good as a time capital as well.
I mean, god, it's nearly thirty years old. Now. I love
watching the way they try and solve crime with like early nineties technology, the
computers and stuff. I love when you watch like Law and Order they're like,
you know, an electronic mail. He's got a wedding w w dut.
But they're doing back backslash backsl http call and remember one week. But
when people used to promote their websites and www dutt it always www dot.
Now just don't say it anymore. Do you even type? Do you type
www anymore? It doesn't even even type it. I don't reckon when the
last time you WWW when you're looking for a website. I don't think I
can't remember the last time I did that. I honestly do not recall.
It just doesn't matter anymore. Yeah, but it's funny. It's not like
you just made the decision not to. It's just you just stopped. And
no one can really remember when they did. But we just all stopped.
The Www was just taken away from our lives, and that's when AI first
started to take over. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, you're going to
be a real arte conspiracy theorist of AI. Can sense it already. I
already am, buddy. We're actually looking at Guy Davis right now. You
want totally think this is the real guy. Guy's actually in the bath,
sipping cocktails, Sirie do podcasting for Gay. Yeah, so Brock when he
he cuts in here with the over the credits with the Isotopes update other in
first position due to picking up Buck Mitchell, he's now joined the joined the
team to the band wagon. Then we get Homer trying to scalp the tickets
you mentioned that earlier, just a Homer being dumb scene, and Grandpa explains
that he used to play here back in nineteen forty deuce. I love it
when he has old terms like doucet for for the Springfield flowsies. Yeah.
At Lisa points out only women's baseball was here, and he explains that he
was one of the women had extra equipment. I was the center fielder for
the Springfield flu gez. Hey wasn't much, but it kept me out of
the war for a year. If he knew as a man, get him
he could threaten my record for lady triples. That was a magical summer.
At least explained why he did it. He didn't want to go to war.
I would consider this. Yeah, look, I had to say it,
but I would definitely be draft card burner, a draft dodger, a
border jumper. I would yeah, definitely not go to War, and then
we get Jasper, who was also trying to disguise himself as a woman as
well, very much a shout out to League of their Own by the way,
to the point where they're panning across the teams like those animate that looks
like an animated version of but Donna and Rosie o'donald. Oh really, I
didn't notice that. I think, sorry, not completely, not completely faithfully
him, but just enough to I mean, of course he knew it's going
to be a reference to League at their own, But the same time,
it's like it's a very blatant reference to League. I always forget that Tom
Hanks was that film, Like you were so awesome in that movie. It
really what Yeah, it's just it's just this coach I just did not want
to be. It's the Gordon Bombay of baseball. Yeah, but I think
there's just some bit where the girl who has been crying at baseball doesn't and
you know, I think Gina Davis sort of called in apps like stop yelling
at these girls, and he's coming the next time. Next time that happens,
you might want to It's like, oh, I know Hanks has been
around for so long and everyone's like, oh, Tom Hanks me. But
Jesus, Guy's good. I mean, you know, you don't stay,
you don't stick around that long for if you're if you're bad at He's like,
he's just really good. There's a quote for you, guys, acclaimed
film reviewer Guy Davis Tomas Jesus good. You too can get into the lucrative
world of film criticism. It doesn't stink. Yeah, have you ever done
a headline you regret? They you look back now and get oh, man,
that could have been so much better. But I've got something that didn't
make it in Well, I think I've already said the one about the guy
who was busted going in like one hundred and twenty in the sixties zone with
his and he had his cat with him, and the headline I wanted was
the first and the ferry pause. Come on, guys, give me all
the awards now. And they didn't go with that. They didn't go with
that. Have the shame, shame, real shame. But Grandpa has told
his stories. Somehow ended up in the car park. They pushed him outside.
Then Tabitha vix arrives to seeing the National Anthem. She is the wife
of Buck the new big star of the Springfield Isotopes, and she cuts him
into the national anthem with a new single. But again, Guy Davis,
what do you want to say? I just wanted to say that in my
research, well this episode, Tabitha was initially going to be named Fiona Vix,
but they thought that's a little bit close to Fiona Apple, so they
decided to go with Tabitha, which I think is quite frankly, a better
name. Tabitha sounds much more vis the character. Yes, Fiona just seems
like a lawyer to me. Tabitha seems like someone that you throw five dollar
bills at. Apologies all what Tabitha's out there? But I'm sorry, I
mean I don't I want to school with a couple of Fionas, and they
always struck me as like they came from the farm and they're probably gonna go
back to the farm. Hossy, can you see favorite song? Sluwly?
And now here's something from my new album I'm trouble Listic. It's do you
wee boy? Because you're no I'm troubledstic think you can control me? En
be unrealistic? Hello, hey Buck, how'd you feel knowing your wife's turning
on a quick like me weird. I bet it's listed. Girl makes you
trouble. Immitions girls when you're trying, you'll know trouble. Oh yeah,
and the love. But this is a good song. It wasn't bad because
she transitioned it back into us. It's a national anthem by the end,
and the crowd is applause. Yeah. But in the meantime he's got you
know, I think you control me. He ain't being realistic, It's like,
that's good lyrics. Buck's incredibly embarrassed by this, though, and he's
now off his game as though she's just she's ruined his ability to play baseball.
The crowd now immediately turn on him. Now he was a town hero,
plays one bad game, they'll turn him immediately, throw batteries at him
and whatnot. And then we're getting two sidehel moments in this episode. He's
the first one, so he does something of what happens. But anyway,
someone gets knocked out and it's side my fiance and I'm like, what is
why is it always sail? Why who voices the siege mail? Again?
That's Dan? I'm pretty sure, Yeah, it's Dann. Okay, Well,
man, Dan like, let me, let me just exercise a different
part of my vocal courts. I'm singing I'm all the time every episode though,
every episode, every time. That's when, by the way, I
think buck, let's go out of the bat after he sweeps right in the
back something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's funny. I was thinking
about this the other day. There was a term in baseball and I think
maybe I think it was widespread or maybe just peanuts used in the cartoonstraum,
but they used to refer to someone who was having a bad run as the
goat. You know, you're just a goat. And now let's just completely
flip. Now, if you're the goat, you're the greatest of all time.
Yeah, I remember that. I hate when people say goat of all
time. It's like stands for the greatest of all times, all time.
Because I watched it let Us Ninja Turtles film and Raphael was like, he's
the goat of all time talking about Drake, and I was like, what
do you mean, he's the greatest of all time, of all time.
It's like we see ATM machine, you know, or pin number, pin
number. Yeah, I know, why do we do it? Because we're
not too bright anyway, We're able to come up with things like ATMs,
but then we call them automatic elements ATM machines. We make acronyms and then
still expand on that with the original title. Anyway, We're funny breed,
aren't we. But duff Man here is ordered to do the kiss cam to
distract the people, and we see Malman here with a girlfriend. I know
it looks like a mole girl. Yes, yeah, yeah, I'm hibbots
there. We get a weird little moment here between the hibbots where they don't
like showing public affection. But then Bart says she's a good looking woman,
kiss her, so he kiss her, but she doesn't really want it.
It's just it was awkward. Well, some people are just you know,
kiss on the private business, you know, not ound a PDA. I
guess it was able to sort of contrast Margin Homer just smooching or even PDAs
of affection because Homie here, you know, he thinks he's an old man
on the screen. He's like he was that old man realizes himself. But
then Margin Hommer kiss and this is where buckets the idea these guys are in
love. I'm going to look up where they live and go and seek marriage
advice from these randoms in the stance, And then we also another random scene
for Lenny and Car talking about Jill and Kelly who died and ons of prostitute.
I was like, Lenny and Carl, it's like they have no idea
what to do with these guys anymore. It's just they are in some of
the strangest scenes. Now, aren't they just a delivery service for weird one
liners. Yeah, they can't sort of fit in anywhere else that they like.
Lenny loves Carl, but Carl hates Lenny, and it's just it's a
weird dynamic they've got going on now. Because it's so bizarre. Let me
ask you, though, if you were on the kiss cam, would you
would you give Nicola a smooche? I imagine of course would Why wouldn't you?
Yeah? But I don't know. I mean, well, of course
it kids lew it because it's one of the best things to do in life.
But I don't know. I just feel a little don't know. You're
asking too much of me, You're asking me to perform under pressure. Gets
a case from a woman your love. But Homer arrives home from the game.
I was bit confused. It's like, at first I thought he must
have arrived from a different game, But why did he They went to the
game together, but then margays at home and Homer arrives home from the game
later on, like did they not go to the game together? It was
bizarre because he's like, because it's the same day as Buck, because Buck,
like, she's like, oh my god, you're the guy from the
game today. So it's like they were talking about the same game. I
guess Homer stayed longer. Does he arrive at home or he has he just
gone out of the car to get that phone finger or something. I don't
know, because he's on his year and he gets home, he's like,
oh my god, what a great day? Aren't Maybe who knows, but
he's just yeah, maybe he didn't just come home. Maybe I just assumed
he'd just come home. But he talks about how you know, you get
to pee a trough trough and he wants a trough. Now. I mean,
we'll just we'll just move on. I don't want to go there.
But then you you wanted to vouch for home, you aren't you? I
did, Yeah, But he drinks the the ice t by stick in the
big foam finger in March just drink. Kind of a dick move there.
Then Buck Mitchell arrives at the door. March doesn't recognize him in his costume,
which I thought was kind of funny because that's how some people who don't
follow sports see it. It's like that, it's people just dressed up in
costumes and you pay me, you go watching kick a ball around. You
know, I remember back at my pop culture days, a lot of people
there who were very anti sport because they couldn't play it themselves. So of
course it's that it was a devil they would call sports ball. You know,
I don't follow that sports ball, Like it's like, how dare you?
Like like I was bad for following football, And I'm like, hey,
dude, you you enjoy painting little action figures like you do what you
do? You and I do. Mean, just because you've never learned how
to kick a ball doesn't mean it's a bad thing for other people to enjoy
watching it. Mitchell, the baseball playing me, I barely recognize you without
crystalline, you know, ma'am. I couldn't help seeing you two exchange in
marital kisses tonight. Yes, yes, the game you played so horribly at
well, Unfortunately my marriage ain'ts a good Oh. I never heard anything about
it on the gossip shows or the black Sphere or am I supermarket checkout magazine.
I was wondering if you and the mister could give us some marriage counseling.
You know, in return, I can give you season tickets, season
tickets, I could entertain business clients. I might even land a Henderson the
couch, yeah, Holmer and can see you in the kitchen. Sure,
it means she wants to talk in private. It's probably about you and I
haven't had a really awkward line here where he's like, we've had more hotship
than the Jews and Charlie band I was like, I don't know, it's
a bit sort of on the nose that one. And they start squeezing each
other, and then Buck says that he wants that, and then motivandomly arrives
and he gets disappointed that Buck doesn't remember him. Become every commercial and Marge
begins her margin home to begin the first session. Homo arrives late. Of
course, he rives with his counseling equipment. I was disappointed here he puts
his jacket on. I feel like it should have been the jacket from Secrets
of a Successful Marriage. That would have been a great callback, you know,
the one where he ruins two perfectly good jackets, Know that one that
would have been an awesome callback, But it was the wrong color jacket.
Yeah, he's got to slip on the card again, and said, which
you it does feel very therapist. He has the certificate that was leases for
something like a spelling B or something. He's crossed written fourth grade spelling champ
or something. Yep. Yeah, And then Homer says, here, no
one's right or wrong till I say so. And Buck Mitchell he explains that
he's just old fashioned and he expected her to just give up her career to
focus on his small town you know, baseball career. Quite funny, Tabitha.
She doesn't want to waste her time anymore on him. They're clearly not
made for each other, these two at all, are they not? Really?
No? No, I mean it's funny. I mean you will see
the occasional matchup of sporting people and show business people, not many of them
last all that long. Really, I mean you think there's sort of complimentary
careers, you know, working odd hours, you're on the road a whole
lot, and all that kind of stuff. Well, maybe that's in maybe
that's why they never work out. But well, a lot of Hollywood,
a lot of Hollywood relationships are just mere public relations like campaigns at just don't
don't, don't dispel my dream. Let's let's just take a photo of us
holding hands down the street. The tabloids can run wild with it and we'll
be all the news for the next month. Very good point. Who's a
celebrity that you would love to have a pr stunt relationship with? Oh gosh,
like you know, it means absolutely nothing because you're actually going to do
anything with them. It's just people are going to create that idea of their
mind you're once with this person. But of course for me it's true bearable.
Well, if I was, if I was maybe ten to fifteen years
younger, probably Emma Stone Everston. You love em A Stone, don't yea.
I think she's adorable. Yeah, what has she been anything recently?
What was she in the Whale? No? She wasn't in the whale,
was she? No? No? That was the girl from stranger things who
looked like the younger version of Emma Stone. Yeah, that's right, Yes,
what what has what's the last thing Emmastone's been in that was like a
big film? Goy, She was in a movie called The Favorite that I
think she got. I don't know if she got an Academy Award for that,
but I think she took some time off because she got married and I
think she's had a kid. Okay, so, and she's probably well off
enough that she can, like I can take some time off and get married
and have a kid. But Buck doesn't want Tabitha dancing anymore. He explained,
he just wanted to show for lady parts. Homer writes down lady parts
equals Boomed asked that water, and then Homer asked Buck, who signed a
bunch of baseballs for Bart? He has a whole bag for Lisa and Bart
then playing ted the ball randomly at school, and just so we can get
the gag of you know, margin Homer like they don't get along, they
fight all the time. Just listen now and you hear Homer say monkey can
mow our lawn. And that was it. It's like, by the way,
was anyone else at that at that school. I seem like then they
gonna hang out school when the school was closed. It was weird. It
wasn't their It seems like a deserted Saturday kind of school. It did.
Yeah, we're at Buck's house now, and March She's must have had a
great view of the riots, and Homer says he stole a rack of coats.
This is where we get the first little inkling that Tabitha enjoys home as
company. And at not any point do you feel like she's liking home or
or leading him along to make Buck jealous, because it just seems that she
just enjoys home as company. Yeah, I means she's not sort of being
overly flirtatious or anything that was just like, oh you're funny or you're sweet
or something like that. Yeah, yeah, it does seem genuinely complimentary,
as opposed to we'll use this big bufferon to get this other big bufferon jealous.
March says you just need to start making time for each other and suggests
that you take the same limo to them towards It's true though, like Nicola
and I realized this about I don't know, two months ago that we just
weren't making enough time for just us. And that's what happens when you have
kids, man, it's just your whole life is just work, kids,
work, kids, work, kids, and we weren't allowing any time for
ourselves. And like every week now we make sure we have a day or
an evening where it's just us. You know, where we go do whether
we you know, we go go see a movie, go for dinner,
whatever, and we are all the better for it. So any relationship advice
from Dando know I am by no means the king of relationships, but make
time for yourself, not just as a couple, but for yourself as well.
That's one thing I learned in England was that I was getting very stressed
out leading I think we're doing so much work in the lead up to the
holiday because to get so much in the can and I was getting stressed out,
niggaly and overworked. And I now allow myself like today, this morning,
I wouldn't now to hit a golf right just that hour or two to
myself for something that I want to do makes the world of difference. And
I'm sure you're the same. You always make time for yourself, but if
you're out there and you've got kids and you feel like the world's just caving
in on you. Just set aside an hour or two a week where you
can do something that you want to do guilt free. Whether it means you're
gonna leave the partner at home with the kids or whatever, just do it.
You'll be all the better for it. Self care people, it's a
legitimate thing, don't You don't have to be selfish with it. But just
you know what I'm saying, Yeah, Dan, it was right, said,
let's set us out a little time for yourself, recharge the battery,
refill the tank. And they do bring up here compromises the key, Like
I always say, compromises the key. I always say that let's compromise and
say nobody said it, but it's true. Though, what do you think
you compromised with Louise? What's one thing that you compromise for me? I
mean, the compromise for me is and it's not a bad thing for me
though. It's like, since I've been with Nicola, all of my like
annual leaf holidays were spent going to England to visit her family. Nicol compromised
her entire life for me, So, hey, who won that bargain?
Who won that deal with me? You know what I mean? But do
you have anything for you? Like, do you think you compromise anything with
the wise? I don't know compromise of the right word for it, but
I mean, you know, I will generally spend more time at lose place
than she will, hear, because you know, the kids are there,
and you know there's a little dog that can be sort of well, I
mean, she could bring it over here, but will probably destroy my cat
and stands. It's not really a compromise. It's more like a win for
guy. Look up. I'm sure there are a bunch of sort of little
compromises or even just maybe adjustments is a better a better term in my mind
for it. But you wear pants three days of the week, now,
that's true. Yeah, I do have to, you know, wash myself
a little more frequently, which it's a sacrifice you've got to make. It's
so annoying though, sharing on the daily forget about it. But Buck is
now playing very good again. He's back on track because his marriage is back
on track. Like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone.
As he hits the home run and they s I love this line here
from Brockman. Due to him playing better, no one considering an early retirement.
They're now focusing on steroid abuse. There's always a negative take when when
if an athlete's playing bad, they're terrible. They're playing good. There's a
reason for it. It's got it's gonna be a reason. It can't just
be good at the man. Clickbait with AFL media has become ridiculous now,
to the point where I just can't look at it anymore. It's like,
you know four things that are guaranteed to happen in tonight's game, and I'm
like, you click on it and it's like this player is going to kick
two goals. I'm like, well, you fucking hope, so that's his
job. I love them. I clicked on this what happened. I love
the guarantee, though if none of the student happened, you'd be able to
sort of like charge the newsroom tap guarantee isn't worth the computer and print and
what's going on. It's like Joe Joel Salwood is going to get twelve possessions
tonight, and I'm like, you would assume someone. But now it's the
other tab of this concert. I think it was at the coliseum, and
he says he had the first ten rows will get horny, and she talks.
She sings her song Sexy Marriage Land, so her marriage is happy again.
She's all happy and excited about everything, and but has a sudden urge.
You give her a five dollar bill, which I thought was very funny
home and then goes to see her in her dressing room. I just really
enjoyed this whole dressing room scene. I thought it was really funny. There's
lots of moments here that I enjoyed. So she offers him to stay around,
or you're so hot if he I'd seen himfore I met my wife.
She realizes he's talking about the chicken. Don't tell the hamburger I've got in
the car. And then she asked for the neck rub, and she's overdoing
it. The whole of the moaning and things like that. Buck over here's
the mooning. They guided Bob protection and it was the bid high hard chicken.
Buck punches him up, so he's not going to be doing any more
counselings. These cancelations require twenty four hours notice. Now in k BBL,
Joe Squawk show at Luke Garrick Jock Squawk, Yes was it? Who was
it? Sorry? I thought he said Joe Joe Squawk, Jock Squawk,
Jock Squad. I wrote Joe Square, Yeah, Jock Squawk. Sorry.
So Luke Garry apparently a selfish baby who deserved to die? What what I
mean? Luke Gary was a baseballer who tragically suffered from the disease ALS,
which was then sort of rebranded Luke Garry's Disease. Yeah, I was meant
to just paint this guy's an absolutely more on is that this time? I
think it's Yeah, it's like, oh, this is just inflammatory kind of
pre Joe Roke sh Yeah more than cause this is actually quite good as well,
my cause. Asking why Buck's bad again, he blames her in Marge's
counseling. Then he asked, if you want a T shirt, it doesn't
need in your writing over need to be clean, not about that bumper stick
a week if you're holding in his turnier, but explains Homer that he's being
beaten up because of what his counseling has done to Buck's career, and Homie
says he was beating up at work as well, and they put a word
in the back of his head. Now we didn't see the word, did
we or did I miss it? No, we did not. We can
only assume that it is one of the worst words. Yeah. Marge says
that she's out of the canceling business now and and Hemma wants her to come
with it. He says, Oh, I'm gonna go down there and fix
their problems, and he expects Marge to come with and she won't because crossed
arms means no. He tries to uncross her arms. It's not going to
happen in him with a crowbar, will not She want to uncross her arms.
Tamothan then comes by to see Marge much as she was, just thinking
sad thoughts about her, and she says that she's going to leave Buck.
Marge just cannot have this. She can't handle the concept of divorce, can
she. Marge? No, No, you've got to. You gotta put
put all those feelings down. You got to. You gotta power through you,
whether you're unhappy or not. Because she's like, it's almost like because
she has done it, she expects everyone else to do it as well.
Yeah, big believer in the status quarreo, much like the creators of The
Simpsons. Yeah, but she says, you know, it must have been
a reason why you liked Buck in the first place. And she explains that
it's because he was the first guy that didn't like her just for her body.
And she sees a dirty light pole and she starts dancing and cleaning it,
and Bart says, cancel all my appointments. So here comes Buck Mitchell
in a spot every kid dreams of, where sacrifice fly could lead his minor
league team to a wild card spot. And there's a duff Flamp with her
special message from Tabitha. Top Buck said, zeppelins a whole lot of love.
It's working. Buck's playing my fake message. And you said it would
never work. No, I said, duf Man. We'll do what you
want. Stop kicking and punching, duff Man. He then hits the ball
into the blimp, which causes the blimp to pop. Homa dives out of
way. I'm a nice saucy double on tunder line. I'm whacking this for
you baby. Oh yes, I didn't pick up on that one. Yeah,
So Homer dives out of the blimp. House that's going down again,
so he falls on a woman and Sideshow Mel, my sister's friend. I'm
like Jesus Christ, there's so many people in Springfield, why do you keep
picking this guy? It's always like they're taught to me twenty years ago.
They knew I was going to do this podcast we own. We can only
hope that in season eighteen less Sideshow Mel. Yes, I almost enjoy it
now, how how silly it is. But yet one of them, I
think one of us is. It might of been Bucks saying it's the worst
blimp crash ever too soon, and Buck looks around and realizes that it was
actually Homer. But Marge interrupts and says, don't beat up Homer. It's
not his fault. You know, he's actually was doing it for the right
reasons. And then we find it there's three duff Man working. Don't tell
the children's disillusioning whatever. But Marge says it it's like it's like Santa and
Santa's for him. Yeah, well, Santa and Santa's assistance his assistance.
Yes, Santa's a helper who comes and helps out at the malls when Santa
can't get there. But Marge says that marriage is great when you've got someone
that you know that you love and you're showing it with Tabitha says, I'll
take you back if you can guess the attendance, and he she tells about
see as in keeping together, so she's clearly an idiot. And Buck says
he's going to be going the extra innings. His marriage is going to go
the extra innings, and Homer says, no more baseball analogies and stick at
him. And then who's this Tito guy? That was lost on me at
the end there? They mentioned him earlier. I think he was like the
either the uncle or the nephew of the famous wolf boy of Warriors or something
like what is this? But either way, it's a weird way to close
out the episode with the fact that is his aunt has been or his mother
has been kicked up by banditson what as I've written down here, weird way
to end it. Yeah, and it's a bit of yeah, it's a
not a not a a nice button on the episode. But also and then
we that's it, that's the wrap up of the episode. But then we
get to the credits and there's something that disappointed me, something quite a bit
Stacy Keach is reappearing as a guest star on this orders Duff meant to put
the kiss came on? Yet, are you playing Howard Duff the seventh I
believe or something like that. They misspell Stacy Keach, you ship, there's
no e in in Stacy in, at least in Stacy Keacher's name. So
I'm like, it's a little disrespectful to a hello guest star. You know,
as we said, it's the end of the season. They just want
to get out the door and enjoy the summer time. That is right,
Yes, I thought the better way to end this episode would have been panting
up and seeing margin Hobert kissing on the kiss can, right, that would
have been a nice close out. Yeah, reinforce the romance of their of
their tumultuous relationship. But all in all, I enjoyed this episode for what
it was. You know, for a season seventeen look for the standards set
by season teen, I thought this was definitely above the average. I think,
so, yeah, look, a few a few niggles, a few
floors here and there, but otherwise, no, I've got a few good
laughs out of it. And he said, very good performance by Mandy Moore,
what do we learn, Palmer? So, what'd you learn from the
episode? Mister Davis. Oh, well, let if you think you can
control Tabitha Vicks, well you just ain't being realistic. I learned that you've
always been protection when handling another woman's breast chicken from knee forward. Your name
shall be all right, mister Davis. It is now time for the finale
of season seventeen, Guy Davis's new Name Championship. The current lead the board
stands at this in first position Luke McKay on eighteen points. He has won
it. He cannot be defeated. Second position we have Kyle muldoon and Heath
Apple beyond twelve and his first position we have Adam Woolhouse and David Mott on
ten points. Take it away, so okay. Then one point goes to
spring Field of Dream Not bad. That is Adam Willhouse, which puts him
outright. Third, well done, Adam nice one Adam two points to Homer
and Marge go swinging. Oh that one is Glenn Gomez, Adams. I
think that's I think that's Gomez's first points on the Leander board this season.
Glenn Glenn Gomez one on two points one on snugging Justin jan he can enter
the wild card draw next week's next week's draw and three points four Nookie of
the Year. Well that's a good title. That is. Justin Williams puts
him up onto seven points now in believe six or seventh position, which means
that we have a tie for second position. So no one got any points
there, so first position. Luke McKay obviously outright on eighteen points. Kyle
muldoon heat, that will be well done. You both came in at second
at twelve points, and Adam Ballhouse came outright third on eleven points. So
thank you guys once again for contributing to the Guy Davis New Name Championship.
We will have a prize draw next week, a wild card draw everyone who
got points who didn't win, and we'll see who wins that prize as well.
But for now, mister Davis, it is time for some male bad
questions. Debil Debil is here, all right. First question, he comes
from our man Andrew JP. He says, of course, who is your
favorite actor slash singer, someone with legitimate careers and both his is Jack Black.
He loves Tenacious d and he enjoys Black's more serious roles as well.
I think for me, I mean, I know he did this slap obviously,
but Will Smith he's up there for me. Oh yeah, as an
actor slash singer. Mark Wahlberg maybe yeah. I mean I think if you're
talking about Mark Will a lot of people don't realize you know, about the
Funky Bunch days. I mean, if you're sort of call in Marky Mark,
you know, people are what do you mean by that? What are
you giving him that dumb nickname? Well? I didn't know that until I
was I looked it up. Yeah, because I was too young for it.
Yeah, and it wasn't like that. It wasn't like their music or
did they sing Good Vibrations? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, so I knew
this. I knew the song, but I didn't know who sung it.
Yeah, yeah, Donnie was New Kids on the Block, but Mark it
was Markie Mark and the Funky So yeah, when they what do you mean
Marky Mark that you put on good Vibrations? Said? Oh my god,
what a bang it really is. I mean, I don't know if I
mentioned it really, but I think Jennifer Lopez perhaps, yeah. I mean
I'm a big admirer of Julie. I mean, Julie made Manhattan was very
popular. Made in Manhattan's a really good romantic comedy I have. I have
plenty of time for it. Is that sort of on the same level as
like how to Lose a Guy in Ten Days? Or is it better than
that? I would say it's better, But you know, I'm often surprised
by I mean, it's only natural that, you know, we reached a
stage in the Staleis cycle. Twenty years have gone and people are sounding and
go, you know, it's a really good romantic comedy, is how to
Lose a Guy in ten Days? I'm like, I was around it when
I saw that another was garbage I've done. It's very good. I enjoy
it for what it is. I don't enjoy it for what it is.
I don't know what more to say about that. But I think Jake,
I think j Loo was come up with some pretty good songs. I think
she's answer, oh yeah, because she was great in in Mask, very
good Mask, very good in Moonstruck. Yeah yeah, and you will be
Coco pass Ice cubi Ice Tea as well. Oh yeah, gosh. There's
a lot, a lot of acting career, right, my daughter, Yeah,
but she was a terrible actor. Okay, it's ice Cube is the
voice of the main villain in the new DJ Turtles film. You were saying,
yeah, I mean I might have to pick it up because I actually,
no, you weren't saying that. My friend Anthony I was speaking to
yesterday, was trying to give me because I've never I don't think i've ever
seen a teenage been into Turtles. But we're not even the original room from
like this is it's complete, it's complete reboot. Yeah yeah, but this
one's animated, right, the new one Yeah yeah, yeah, and it's
got like apparently a soundtrack full of like nineties hip hop bangers and all this
kind of stuff like that. This soundtrack is awesome. Yeah, and and
yeah apparently Cube, you know, I was just playing all sort of playing
a bit of a gangster around. So I'm looking forward to it. We
come to you with breaking news. The Lovely Louise managed to secure tickets to
a Day on the Green, So we're going to go see the Brothers next
year. Oh yeah, I'm very excited for you. Have a birthday to
you so indeed, yeah, can your birthday to you? I was just
going to say that I took out to see the Ninja Turtles film in the
UK August like second. I think we Breton saw it right because they've got
a cinema called the Kinema starts with K so k I n E m A
in wood All Spa where Nicholas family are from, just around the corner from
wood A Spa they live. And it was just really old school cinema,
said, you're a photo of it's old school's got an organ. They paused
a movie halfway and this guy plays an organ that comes out of the floor,
and shit like it's just it's an old school cinema. You mean like
pee wee Hermann playing playing with the organ and the cinema that's great. Pretty
much. Yeah, it was awesome. And then and then we got to
a Australia and it's like the Digitals film comes out September seventh, and I
was like, what huh, I already stopt the center in the UK.
Whence last time a film came out six weeks before Australia in the UK,
like a big film like this. I was so surprised. Well, I
think we're so used to like day and date you know ess is all over
the world. Now it's like yeah, I mean it was always a bit
of a thrill when you were into another country. It was like, oh,
I'm seeing this, you know, months before anyone else. You go
home and you got bragging rides. I felt I felt like I was a
kid again, where I was like, I've got to put the copy of
this film that hasn't come out the movies yet. Like that's what it felt
like. I got back to a sho was like, well, I've already
seen it at the movies. You guys are really going to enjoy Gremlin's so
like you go to the premier just spoiling the film the whole time. So
we took Allie. Wanted to see it again, right, So I took
Alliott to see it, and like we both enjoyed it and then we I
forgot what happened in it for most of it, right, And then we
go to the film at the kid Cinema here, and he wanted to invite
granddad as well, So my dad and my mum came with Nikola and we're
watching it and I'm getting this back to ice Cube. As one point,
ice Cube's playing super Fly. This villain right, he's like a humanoid fly
and he's like, Dad, pisses me off, and he can just feel
every parent in this kid cinema go like, so, my job now is
to kill all humans. They're all gonna die. And I was like,
oh shit, maybe I shouldn't have put Elliot. I just say this movie.
Afterwards, my dad's like, so I can't use the word kill in
front of Elliott, but you but you can take to a film that said
that. I was like, I forgot it said that. You know,
I had no idea, but but at one point, that point where he
just goes that pisses me off, you can literally feel the room just go
children. And I would highly advise that I wouldn't take anyone younger than like
eight to that film because it has it's got themes in there where like I
don't know. Alliott actually has said a couple of times since he's like,
I don't want to watch that movie anymore because when they're draining their blood.
And I was like, yeah, you're right. I shouldn't have taken a
five ydelts of that movie. I took him twice, but soundtrack awesome.
This sort of leads into We're going to be recording an episode of Speaking of
the Hill a little later on, and I'm now I'm just viewing Dando as
Cotton. Yes, seriously, I've just given him from his boy up.
I have traumatized him. But yeah. But next question, Harrison McClure,
if you had to help out any athlete with a personal problem or delima in
their lives, who would it be. Let's not worry about what the problem
is. Just imagine there's an athlete that wanted to help Who do you think.
I'm thinking Shane Warren when he was still with us, because that would
he lives quite the life. I feel like just hanging out with Warn he
would have been just fun at all times, right, Yeah, but then
you'd feel like a kill joy. It was like, mate, let's go
easy on the fries or lay up the sikis. It's like, how about
instead of that coke, we have a coke. You're really going to upgrade
that big value meal. Really, it's like the medium medium. What about
you? Any any athlete? He's an athlete you just love to hang out
with. None of them they don't meet me feeling adequate. Who's there's a
guy recently who like an American runner who's like, now, he's the fastest
man on Earth. I've been Oh, I forgotten. I've forgotten his name
as well. He's an American sprinter and yeah, I don't know if you
do the hundred or unlike that, but you know, they clocked his time.
I was like, Wow, this guy's the fastest man on Earth.
And he's like, yeah, you're damn running the fastest man on Earth.
And he was being really sort of cocky, cocky about it. I wanted,
you know, there's there's an old saying like be humble, but let
mother, there's no it's like, so you can strike a fine balance between
the two of those. We're here, Andrew Swann. If you and guy
had to help each other out with a personal problem, tell them what would
it be shamelessly copying Harrison's questions and just changing the word slightly. I think
you and I would both help each other out with just parting with useless shit.
Yeah, when when you give me yours that way, we feel like
we've gotten rid of when our respective partners are saying, we've called the guys
from Hoarders and you're going to be a guest on the next episode like better
called Dan No tell me. It's like we'd we'd be accountability buddies and that
we guest, you know, I'd come over to your blade, like do
you really need all those trading cards on the wall, do you think?
And cast off with shit in the guards for three weeks. That's something we
would say this to each other out it's time to get rid of that.
You can stroke up my plasure and until the standard get it back all right.
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