The One Where Lisa Auditions To Host The Pod

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Speaker 1: Hi, can I be honest with you? I don't even know how. She starts telling her podcast.

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Speaker 2: Don't tell her, don't tell her, doesn't let her.

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Speaker 3: What you're saying is you don't listen to now.

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Speaker 4: What we've established.

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Speaker 2: Within seconds of the interview, she let me know that she doesn't.

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Speaker 4: Listen to my podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yes I do.

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Speaker 5: She doesn't watch the show that I'm on. She hasn't seen one movie that I've been featured in, nor has she read my book.

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Speaker 1: So I'm mom of the Year.

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Speaker 3: If you do listen, what's the intro to the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Give Them Laala?

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Speaker 4: That's it?

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Speaker 3: You're doing what. I love how she has her cut turned to.

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Speaker 1: The buildings.

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Speaker 4: I love it. This is my favorite to give Them podcast.

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Speaker 5: Hey, this is literally the starting off point to see if you can like hold down the fort while I.

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Speaker 4: Take care of a newborn baby.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so.

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Speaker 3: You're not doing well.

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Speaker 4: You can't even get the intro.

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Speaker 1: Give me a hint, give.

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Speaker 2: Me how would you do at least if this were you're a podcast, how would you start it off?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I say, welcome to the Give Them Laala podcast?

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Speaker 4: And would you introduce yourself?

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Speaker 6: This is GG and I have and Jessica Lala is out on maternity.

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Speaker 4: She's right here. I'll say it. Okay, I love that as icon.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you have got this. I see her sinking into it quite nicely.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's about to take over.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So let me break down for you what this episode is all about. I am going to be giving birth soon and work well, bills do not stop. I don't know if you guys are aware of this. My mortgagee will be added actually correct, correct, So Mama still got to work, but I also have to like hunker down and nest and I needed someone to kind of take over the boss bitch chair.

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Speaker 1: So you were desperate in other words, So that's why you've called on me.

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Speaker 4: No, actually know.

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Speaker 5: I sat around and I was like, who could I have come in to co host the podcast with Easton and Jessica, And I kept thinking, I'm like, I love the way the podcast is now, Like I just like the banter between the three of us. I love that we don't rely on a guest. We've had guests who have been great, but honestly, I hope none of.

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Speaker 4: My guests listen to this episode, but none of.

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Speaker 5: Them are going to keep the essence of the give them La La podcast, except the mother of all mothers, Lisa fucking burning hand.

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Speaker 4: She take bts, take the bts. Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: So basically, Mom, we now know we've established twenty seven seconds in that you don't listen to the podcast. So when you take over the episodes, we like to do a rundown of like what everyone's week was, like what we've been up to. Funny ocean stories. Do you have any funny ocean stories that have taken place?

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, let me think about it.

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Speaker 4: You talk about Cutie Patuti all the time.

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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I do. I call her stinker doodle Do you call ocean that?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she's my stinker doodle doo, And she's my cutie Petuti. And she in turn calls me tries to say that I'm her cutie Patuity.

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Speaker 1: She does. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: And we had the best time in the pool yesterday. We had a pool day and we were pretending that our rafts were boats, and she were in the chants around and she was the cutest little thing in the whole world.

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Speaker 1: She melts my heart.

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Speaker 6: She crawled into bed with me this morning and before eight o'clock.

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Speaker 1: My nulpers are not even cracked.

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Speaker 5: No, She tried to tap on me to make her mac and cheese. I was like, I'm sure Gigi would love to do that.

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Speaker 6: Why don't you go totairs and asked me to make her mac and cheese, and I go, why don't you go and get some wheat fans. She was all about that, cawled in my bed, wanted to watch ice skating, Disney Ice skating.

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Speaker 4: You have Disney on.

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Speaker 1: I mesmerized by it.

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Speaker 3: How long did it take you to get that up?

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Speaker 1: It took me in quite a minute.

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Speaker 6: I don't I have to wear two sets of cheaters, and like, if I don't have my contacts in, I wear two sets.

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Speaker 4: Of do you mean two sets?

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Speaker 3: I get you it on glasses.

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Speaker 1: Cheater and those aren't strong enough, so then I add a double.

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Speaker 2: Can we have a podcast episode where we take you to the eye doctor and see?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 5: I would love No, she's the only person on the planet who has eyes that come from outer space where.

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Speaker 1: No obtometris twitch because you're talking about them.

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Speaker 5: And she talks about when I have my contacts in. All I ever hear is this. This will be added to her tombstone. Tombstone too, where my glasses and my contact is bugging me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my contacts are always bugging me.

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Speaker 6: I got the thirty Yes, I got the thirty day like you wear. I love those, not a fan. So I just called one eight hundred contact okay and got dailies. Oh you did, They're in the mail.

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Speaker 1: They're in the mail.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And you guys.

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Speaker 5: It's so sad because I'll look at her little just like every so often, I'll look in her little like contact container thing, and I'm like, she's going to put these in her eyes?

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Speaker 4: Are they crusty?

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Speaker 1: Dusty?

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Speaker 5: She can't see like the tiniest little microscopic care Well.

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Speaker 6: I think what happens too, is my Messcara right kind off into the context.

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Speaker 2: When you pour them out to put them in your eye, do you then rinse them off even more in your hands?

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Speaker 4: You're not even put She dips her finger in me.

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Speaker 3: Is that what you know?

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Speaker 1: I have not been Probably?

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Speaker 4: No, I will train you. I wear them every day.

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Speaker 2: You have to pour them out more saline and swish them around to get off all those parts.

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Speaker 1: I don't do you put any thirty days never last thirty days.

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Speaker 5: That's because your finger banging the freaking juice contacts.

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Speaker 4: Or my last ninety days.

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Speaker 2: I literally have to be like, yeah, I haven't even changed its in like ninety days.

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Speaker 3: Do you put yours in with mascara on?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I put my I just boom.

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Speaker 5: I'm telling you, she's the only person in the world where it's like, don't wear makeup, don't do anything that's like a part of your normal routine, because your contacts will only a day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: No, that's why I went to dailies. I can't wait for the dailies.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So anyway, well you may love the thirty days.

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Speaker 5: I don't wear contacts, So when she's switching around, I'm like, I guess that's how you do it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. No, all right, well I'm glad you trained me.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll try your technique and I'll get back with you.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 5: I'm really excited though, for you to be co hosting the podcast like after baby comes, because you're gonna be the one that comes in here and you get to tell everyone how like oceans, reacting to babys and like fun so fun little moments.

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Speaker 2: Technically, to give a little tiny spoiler, this is obvious this will air the week before if Lisa gets hired.

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Speaker 4: This will air the week before you're on.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but we're just a little we're recording this a little bit early for obvious reasons.

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Speaker 5: For obvious reasons, because I have to see that she can even take on the hardest role of the lifetime. Yes, yeah, podcast hosts.

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Speaker 1: But can I tell you another story?

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's why we're here, my love. You're steering the ship, all.

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Speaker 6: Right, Well, so this more cute ocean. She's carrying around her ballerina doll and her fish doll, and she goes. She loves to get into places where she shouldn't.

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Speaker 4: Be, getting called the mermaid mom her fish doll.

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Speaker 1: I was like, what does she mean, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I was like, okay, I thought it was like just a I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Irmaid mermaid dog.

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Speaker 6: So we have this china hutch in the dining room and I put all of my treasures in there that are breakable, and of course she's over there, she's got all the doors open, checking everything out, and she comes out with a picture of me when I was a baby, and she was saying, this is gonna be like a baby, and she was so excited.

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Speaker 1: She goes, I love this.

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Speaker 4: Oh, she really is.

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Speaker 5: There's like a few we've seen things on TV where there's like babies and shows or whatever, and she's like, that's what's.

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Speaker 4: In your belly? Mom, she's gonna be Can I tell? Can I tell a less cute story?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Okay, so funny but less cute. Some moms may be up in arms. It's fine.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to the Give Them Lalla podcast. Nothing new.

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Speaker 5: So I've hidden my vibrator collection, okay, just because I feel the neat Well, I received another one, another vibrating toy that I have not used. I just threw it in the nightstand. Okay, I just threw it in the nightstand. Haven't used it looks fun, looks a little rookie ish, you know.

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Speaker 4: Don't know if I'll ever get around to it. I need the big daddy. So this morning I have my I mask.

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Speaker 5: Offs, like mom, Mom, can you help me put this toy back in its case?

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Speaker 4: And I take that mask off. She's got the vibe eye.

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Speaker 1: Well, they're so colorful, they're stunning. They're intriguing to.

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Speaker 2: A child, and they turn on and they vibrate and they like suction and move around.

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Speaker 4: They're so fun.

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Speaker 2: If I did, I would put one in my mouth, just if it wasn't used just to like feel around, just for fun.

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Speaker 5: You know, I cannot make this any more clear. It has not been used. It is a rookies vibrator. Like I'm looking at it and I'm like, this is what you give to someone who's like I've never masturbated before.

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Speaker 4: You're like just a tiny little thing, tiny little guy.

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Speaker 1: See.

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Speaker 4: I like those.

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Speaker 2: I don't like the big papaz No. I feel like there was the size of my arm and scare me. They could attack the shit out of me like I would get attacked.

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Speaker 4: They're ready to murder that pussy. They're ready to beat that pussy up, beat that pussy up right least right.

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Speaker 1: So what did you tell her?

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Speaker 4: I said, put it away now. She said I don't know how, and I said give it to me please. I said where did you get this?

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Speaker 5: And she said in the duor And I was like, ocean, you have to stay out of this drawer.

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Speaker 4: But luckily, I say that.

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Speaker 1: She's going to want to get in it every single day.

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Speaker 4: But I've hidden.

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Speaker 5: I've hidden all the vibrators in different places.

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Speaker 1: So hunt.

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Speaker 3: Find pieces, find the treasure.

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Speaker 6: Do you know what I want to tell the story or you to tell the story about You were explaining to land in that show.

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Speaker 1: What show the show? And you said, it's first have.

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Speaker 4: We moved on?

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Speaker 5: That's really funny. So anyway, Ocean found the vibrator. I put it away. It's a funny story anyway. It's not exactly what you expect to see when your child's asking you to help her with a toy and you lift your blackout mask and you see like the vibrator there, You're like, oh wow, I do like the idea of a scavenger hunt though with the vibrator, because it's like, it looks fun, but can you find the charger?

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Speaker 3: Well, but then what if you can't find the charger?

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Speaker 4: Well, I know where all the stuff is.

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Speaker 2: They should always remain charged, always, always, because imagine grabbing it and it's not charged.

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Speaker 4: It ruins the buzz.

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Speaker 1: Oh literally, literally we're on the same page.

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Speaker 4: Do you have multiple vibrators?

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Speaker 3: Lisa, that's not fucking talk.

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Speaker 5: I feel like I could ask these whatever you want, Jessica.

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Speaker 4: Sexual, Okay, it's going to be sexual. It's not sexual.

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Speaker 5: It's we're moving on. What is the story that you want to tell?

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Speaker 1: Oh, you were talking about to Landa last night.

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Speaker 4: Yes, they were talking.

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Speaker 1: Funny, so I have to get credit for it. It was.

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Speaker 4: The moment, tell me the funny.

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Speaker 5: So Landon and my mom we're talking about Bridgerton. Nothing against Bridgerton the show on Netflix. They said, you know, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it, and I said, I've seen it. I watched the very first episode and they were like, is it any good?

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Speaker 4: I was like, honestly, it's for horny bitches who can't get me.

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Speaker 3: What was?

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Speaker 1: And I said, so you really loved it?

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Speaker 4: Fucking roasted by Lisa. Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: G I got a kick out of myself for a minute's start of season two or three.

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Speaker 3: I don't know which one.

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Speaker 1: I was good Diet.

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Speaker 4: She's fall deep in.

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Speaker 1: So it's her favorite show.

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Speaker 3: She grabs her vibrator and lays in bed with Bridgerton.

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Speaker 1: Anyway.

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Speaker 5: No, first season though, the main guy was really hot, so we're not far off, is he not?

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Speaker 4: Because I haven't watched I haven't seen it.

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Speaker 6: I don't even I wouldn't even know.

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Speaker 7: When I heard it, I thought it was patting to and I was like, oh, yeah, the bear, not bear.

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Speaker 5: No, I've only seen I think they're only on season two or three anyway, but the first one was the only one I watched. Okay, I have a few questions that I've wind up for Lisa.

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Speaker 4: Oh is this the official interview portion?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 4: If you could be an animal, what would you be? And why?

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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, this is so easy for me. I'd be a horse. I love horses. I think they're beautiful, laughing.

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Speaker 1: So cute.

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Speaker 4: I love you so much, keep going.

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Speaker 6: I just think they're beautiful. They run free. I want to be a wild mustage.

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Speaker 3: What are you now?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I'm a I'm an old black lab right now and I totally her legs give out. My legs give out. Where we are in sea?

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Speaker 2: Oh, Producer John, if we could please have a graphic of a horse, I'm a Jessic horse running.

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Speaker 4: With Lisa's half a minute during this flat. That would be great. If you could choose one superpower, what would it be?

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Speaker 1: I want to teleport a teleporter. I love that. Yeah, I would like to teleport.

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Speaker 6: Because the drives to Palm Springs they turned from two hours to three hours to four hours.

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Speaker 1: That's where she's going to.

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Speaker 2: SWITZERLANDE Yeah, wow, what can I say, I love how simple my mom is.

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Speaker 3: I know, remember when you used to hate dad for that? What do you want? I love? You're like, can you dream? I know you?

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Speaker 1: I know, but I always love that about him.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, bar was low. I ended up with me because you didn't even have.

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Speaker 4: One stop full circle roasted herself.

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Speaker 5: My dad, we would drive by cars and he'd be like, that's my dream car and it would be some clunker. I'm like, really, that's how we're dreaming.

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Speaker 1: He wanted Laura to have a Toyota Corolla.

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Speaker 4: I don't know why he was shoving the Toyota Corolla. Why why do dads love Corollas? My dad wanted me to get a Corolla so bad? What is a Corolla?

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Speaker 6: My dad wanted me to get a hond of Prelude and it was the first year they came out. He took me to the dealership saying that he was going to look for himself a car. He was actually taking me. We went and he ordered it for me. I got Candy Apple red with off white interior. Took six months to come in.

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Speaker 4: It was like fabulous white interior.

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Speaker 1: It was beautiful.

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Speaker 4: That does not sound like you at all.

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Speaker 5: You won't even buy white purses because you're like, it'll be filthy.

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Speaker 3: I think I.

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Speaker 1: Learned from that car that was my first car.

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Speaker 5: Oh learning experience, that's she. But when I have just you know, a few thousand dollars to be like, I don't give a shit. I'm gonna buy a Toyota Corolla just for the hell of it, in honor of my dad.

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Speaker 1: The second car, second current, pump Spring.

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Speaker 5: Please know, I'm gonna have someone come and paint the hood of it my dad's face.

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Speaker 7: With the.

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Speaker 3: Pretzel that we turn.

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Speaker 4: He'd be so proud.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, if they have a hybrid, a Corolla hybrid, I will look at it as my next car.

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Speaker 5: The hybrids have weird shapes though, because they have to be aerodynamic.

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Speaker 3: Well, I love that you would love to teleport to just pump Spring.

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Speaker 4: I love that too. You're so good, mom, I love you so much.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I want to know if you were stuck on a deserted island and had all the food, water, and shelter you needed, what three personal items would you bring?

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Speaker 1: My nightguard?

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Speaker 6: Okay, that would be on top of my because right now I don't have my night guard.

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Speaker 1: And ask you to gum.

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Speaker 7: Now everything's just coming around. She's like, I gotta get to palm springs for the damn night.

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Speaker 2: Can we not pass over the fact you put gum in your mouth every night?

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Speaker 4: Do you fall asleep?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I wake up chewing it in?

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Speaker 2: You guys, we cannot be doing this, she will, chest, she will.

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Speaker 6: I'm more concerned about it ending up in her hair and having what No, I'm worried about getting cavities.

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Speaker 1: But it's sugar free, so I think it's okay.

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Speaker 4: So nobody worried about the death of this.

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Speaker 3: Well, I didn't know.

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Speaker 5: She was a little concerned now that you you could choke.

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Speaker 3: Well, and that's the thing, even without the gum.

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Speaker 1: She's you, guys, were going on three weeks.

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Speaker 3: She may choke on her own tongue.

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Speaker 4: True, that's true. That's very true.

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Speaker 1: So my other two things that I would take.

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Speaker 4: You've got food, water, shelter.

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Speaker 5: You don't need any of the like things that you would be tripping about.

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Speaker 1: It's just my cheaters. I need my cheaters.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're not gonna contact cheaters.

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Speaker 1: Well, I need cheaters, okay, Okay, my animals. I knew it. I knew one of them, those are probably first and foremost. To be honest with you, but.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, who cares if your teeth are all fucked up? That by yourself?

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Speaker 3: Are we a personal item?

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Speaker 4: The dogs? You know what I make the rules of the game. It's my podcast.

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Speaker 6: Well, of course I take you guys. You guys would be first and foremosts. I'm just thinking, yeah.

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Speaker 5: You know what I would say if you said that in the actual interview, I'd be like, she can't commit, she's indecisive, and she doesn't know how to play by the rules.

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Speaker 4: She's not gonna make it.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't give you a fallback, Okay, Okay, I just want to know in your own opinion. Yes, what do you think your your strengths are?

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Speaker 1: What are my strengths? Yes? And these knees so confident.

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Speaker 4: I'm the being absolutly I love that answer. You're actually getting a callback.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm kind, You're very kind. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: And I think I'm I'm a good listener mm hmmm, mm hmmm. And I think I can provide good advice because I'm old and.

00:20:21
Speaker 4: Why please, You're not just old and you're not old.

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 6: No, no, but my kids will say, gosh, there's this old woman at the grocery store. Held she well, she's probably sixties.

00:20:32
Speaker 2: Because you're not a normal sixty, you're a cool sixties.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 5: No, but that is old compared to us. That's like thirty years on us, right.

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Speaker 2: H you know, can we say really quick what we what? We each each list one strength for release. I think you're outspoken, and that's so good, but like in such a respectful way, like you will be like this shouldn't be happening.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go take care of it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.

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Speaker 4: Lease, yes, it's almost gotten her killed before.

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Speaker 3: You're very giving.

00:21:02
Speaker 1: Thank you. You guys are sweet.

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Speaker 4: You're also very taking. She's she's called it's called balance. Balance. That is true. I would say your your highest and greatest quality is being the rock for people.

00:21:25
Speaker 1: Oh that's yeah.

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Speaker 3: Security.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Security, like literally, and some people probably think I'm a weirdo.

00:21:34
Speaker 4: But it's rare that people are like you're weird. Maybe I just don't see it.

00:21:40
Speaker 5: But like when Lise, on the rare occasion, goes anywhere twenty.

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Speaker 4: Four hours max.

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Speaker 5: Twenty four hours max, then I need her home, like she can't do these like when you used to go to Utah with Easton. Yes, the weekends were like I didn't like that at all. But then when you were trying to get the household and it was like a week enough is enough.

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Speaker 4: Well we missed you too, We got to have the rock back in the house.

00:22:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, we missed you too for sure.

00:22:08
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, you're your your boatloads are fund thank you.

00:22:12
Speaker 1: That's our real that's all. I'm around you with the people, so that helps.

00:22:16
Speaker 4: Hella fun. Okay, I want to talk about.

00:22:18
Speaker 5: Because Jessica just saved your life on the podcast, I want to talk about when you saved Jessica's life in the Valley.

00:22:27
Speaker 1: Well, I want Jessica to start it out. I'll set this up.

00:22:30
Speaker 4: I'll set this up so really quick.

00:22:32
Speaker 2: I'm walking out to my car to get something and there's a guy, he's maybe like a house away on the other side, and there's a van and yes, the van trunk is open, and I see that there are no seats, but I didn't clock that at first. And he's kind of just like hanging around his van and then he sees me and he goes, excuse me, excuse me, and I was like yeah, and he starts like walking toward me. He's like, can you please jump, but like help me get my van jumped? Can you can I use your car and we could jump my van? It's broken down on the side of the road. And I was like, because I'm I'm driving the twenty sixteen Patriot Basic model, it's not like the greatest battery, like it's still got a battery, but like, we don't that could go any day, like it's on its last leg. So I was like, I don't know if like my battery even has enough juice.

00:23:21
Speaker 4: And he's like, no, no, no, it does. Believe me. All I need is just like you to come over here. It does. And I was like, no, I really don't know if it does.

00:23:27
Speaker 2: He's like, it does. He was like really, So I was like, okay, I'll be right back.

00:23:31
Speaker 4: He was like very pushy.

00:23:32
Speaker 1: He was very pushy. Well, and the first red flag is the freaking van.

00:23:36
Speaker 4: I know, not Lisa coming in with the shade.

00:23:41
Speaker 1: I've seen too many crime dramas I get.

00:23:44
Speaker 3: It wasn't the van that was weird.

00:23:46
Speaker 7: It was the van with no seats, and it wasn't like a white van with no windows.

00:23:50
Speaker 3: It was a Dodge caravan.

00:23:53
Speaker 4: And we and Lisa and I do watch a.

00:23:56
Speaker 1: Lot of we watch hell I cry.

00:23:58
Speaker 4: Watch cryme.

00:24:00
Speaker 2: Now I do have to say, oh, I've already said it like a NiFe.

00:24:04
Speaker 4: She's gonna hunk her down on you.

00:24:06
Speaker 5: By the way, what's gonna hunk her down on the F box?

00:24:09
Speaker 4: Thank you do it now? Because I've said it a couple of times Lise and I haven't gotten reprimanded.

00:24:13
Speaker 6: So please, Yeah, I want like some Pampers to start sponsoring it.

00:24:17
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she knows who is sponsors to the podcast, but she knows who ain't right in checks.

00:24:26
Speaker 3: It's because she's going online and buying the diaper.

00:24:31
Speaker 2: Okay, keep going, Okay, anyway, I will note thinking back on it now. So I saw him and my immediate thought was he's in a baseball cap.

00:24:39
Speaker 4: He's dressed like a dad.

00:24:40
Speaker 2: He's got new Balance T shirt, sports shorts, baseball cap. But now thinking back, it's a little too dad like, almost like someone wearing a dad costume. Yes, so yes, portraying. So I said I'll be right back, and I was really gonna help him. So I walk inside because I was bringing something inside and I was in the garage, says.

00:25:03
Speaker 4: Okay, and you can take it from here least.

00:25:04
Speaker 1: So Jessica comes up and tells me the scenario of this guy, and I think.

00:25:09
Speaker 4: I said, I'm going to go help.

00:25:10
Speaker 1: Him, and I said absolutely not.

00:25:12
Speaker 6: She said tell him your mother said that was exact wording, that you can't.

00:25:19
Speaker 4: She said, I love him. Your mother said you can't.

00:25:22
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, no, I think he seems. Lisa was like, no, absolutely not. Tell him your mom said you can't. I was like, okay, okay. Well, so I go back out to my car and he's like waiting and I was like, hey, I'm so sorry.

00:25:34
Speaker 4: I just talked to my mom.

00:25:36
Speaker 2: She just said I couldn't. I couldn't and like my car might not work. And the second I said I just talked to my mom, he like the like chaotic energy, like relaxed, and he like backed up a little and he was like okay, and he like dropped it.

00:25:50
Speaker 6: I was like, and I was on my way out to be her backup because I thought, hell.

00:25:56
Speaker 2: No with a baseball, but I'm just and then the crazy is he's zoomed off like tell me that.

00:26:01
Speaker 3: Yeah.

00:26:01
Speaker 4: He left was making you guys, you guys.

00:26:05
Speaker 6: He saw a cute, a cute blonde thank you, who clearly was ready and willing to and he was ready to throw her in the van and away.

00:26:19
Speaker 5: Chris and I were driving down the streets and he had I didn't know that this had happened, and I'm like, this is fucking weird. This guy has his silver van parked on the side of the road and not just like seats folded down. All the door is open, the seats removed, like there's not a seat to be seen in this van. And it's not like a painter van where you haul your stuff around.

00:26:42
Speaker 4: It's like a family van.

00:26:43
Speaker 1: No, you have to be so I talked to you.

00:26:46
Speaker 4: Hear that, and then all of a sudden, he's room, room, room races.

00:26:50
Speaker 2: Not a single help too, because I think I had also, Yeah, I walked out.

00:26:54
Speaker 3: Because after we found out, I kept spying and helped them.

00:26:58
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding thinking. And I mentioned it to a couple other people who've lived in California their whole life and like knew the area, and they were like, no, that was like actually dangerous, Like that's there's certain areas that people go because there is like a night naive whatever in certain neighborhoods versus others.

00:27:15
Speaker 1: It's true.

00:27:16
Speaker 6: Can I tell you a quick story that I absolutely okay, it's so. What happened was is I had this friend and she had a flat tire in one of those malls, you know, the like the parking parking crush. She had a flat tire. All of a sudden, this guy appears. He's going to help her change her tire. So she's bending over. She's bending down, you know, squatted next to the tire, looking at what has happened to the tire. All of a sudden, in the shadows, she sees him pull up the trobar and she literally falls back. He hits her on the hand with the crowbar. She loses two of her fingers.

00:27:56
Speaker 4: Wait, I did not think this is where the story was going.

00:27:59
Speaker 6: Yeah, was no one, she screamed, and come to find out, the guy was the.

00:28:08
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the one that slashed her tire.

00:28:10
Speaker 4: Of course.

00:28:11
Speaker 6: Yeah, she looked a lot like his ex wife, and he was delusional obviously.

00:28:16
Speaker 5: And deranged because even if it was the sorry, like who tries to their ex wife.

00:28:22
Speaker 1: She lost.

00:28:23
Speaker 6: In fact, she lost the tip. Oh sorry, she loves the tip of her finger. No, it's like terrifying. So you know what those things happened, and you just had to be so aware.

00:28:33
Speaker 5: Okay, the last one I want you to tell because now we're turning in the podcast in a Stranger danger and I'm kind of digging where it's going. Yeah, the woman at Beverly Center that asked you to help her with.

00:28:43
Speaker 6: Her You guys remember this, Yes, this girl. I'm in the parking garage yet again.

00:28:50
Speaker 5: And this parking garag just freaked me out. Yeah, get to your car and hall ass lock the doors. The moment you get in, she's on your phone.

00:28:58
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's sitting in her She pops out of her car. I have bags that I because I've gone shopping. She asked me if I can help her put her bow in her hair.

00:29:09
Speaker 1: Bow.

00:29:10
Speaker 4: And she's like an older woman. She's not like seven, what do you think, thirties thirty?

00:29:14
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, like late twenties, like put your own bow in your hair, not to be rude. Yeah, And I just think she was trying to like maybe somebody around the corner. This is how my thought brosness goes. And I said, I'm not good with my hands because I'm not I'm not.

00:29:31
Speaker 4: She felt good about telling her that because she also didn't lie. Yeah, this is a truth teller.

00:29:36
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I hard and got in my car and locked my doors, and she went and sat back in her car.

00:29:42
Speaker 1: It was so weird.

00:29:43
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what was going to happen.

00:29:45
Speaker 5: She was being used as someone as a distraction for someone to come up behind you and do whatever, rob you, hurt you.

00:29:53
Speaker 4: I don't mess around.

00:29:54
Speaker 5: And I think it's because we've watched too many crime shows, because I recall telling.

00:29:59
Speaker 4: This on the podcast, but I'm gonna say it again.

00:30:01
Speaker 5: When I woke up super late in Palm Springs that day, yeah, because I didn't sleep, and I called Shesh and she was like, hey, do you want to come over?

00:30:10
Speaker 4: And I was like, my mom's not in her room. And she was like, oh, okay, well just come over.

00:30:15
Speaker 5: You can wait for her here. And I was like, I said, she's not there, No, she's not here. I'm like, I'm not going to say she was laughing. She was laughing knowing my mom was there. But I was like, no, I need to definitely.

00:30:27
Speaker 4: Make sure she's okay.

00:30:28
Speaker 5: I need to make sure she wasn't like murdered and hauled out of the house. Yeah, and she goes, oh my god, she's sitting right here.

00:30:36
Speaker 4: You need to like relax on the twenty twenties and.

00:30:39
Speaker 5: Datelines because that's immediately where my head goes.

00:30:43
Speaker 2: That's true, But that's why I have to relax. I have to relax because my mom watches them all the time, and when I watch them with her, I'm always paranoid.

00:30:50
Speaker 4: You need to watch a few more.

00:30:51
Speaker 6: Yeah, And it's like the girl that jogging down this single two lane road in the dark is.

00:30:57
Speaker 2: Like, well, you know, I'm going jogging tonight my neighborhood at like I was planning on like ten pm.

00:31:04
Speaker 4: Here's such a damn lie. Now, I'm dead serious, Jessica, don't play. Are you joking?

00:31:08
Speaker 1: Jessica, I would never allow Why why I carry?

00:31:12
Speaker 2: Because I was planning the evening in my mind and I was like, well, that's the only time I can. I've been wanting to run more and I carry pepper spray and it's well lit. Just what would you say before sundown?

00:31:27
Speaker 6: I would say in a crowded like go to a park in the middle of the fucking day, Like it is no joke out there, and I'm not kidding I don't mean to scare you, and I don't think it's because I've been watching too much twenty twenty.

00:31:40
Speaker 5: I think people are a little bit looney and off their rockers, and I will never allow you to do that. I thought you were joking. I'm going to give you a hard, long talk after this, young lady.

00:31:50
Speaker 4: That's never acceptible. Okay, I understand you, guys.

00:31:55
Speaker 2: When I was in Tennessee, I used to I would never do this anymore, hike in the woods.

00:32:00
Speaker 4: But this is messed up.

00:32:01
Speaker 2: What bike in the woods after nannying? I would stop nanning at six and it would get dark around seven, and I would hike like three miles and by the time I was up to the top it was pitch black. And I would hike down and it'd be so dark I'd have to use my phone to shine on the path.

00:32:17
Speaker 1: Just a car.

00:32:18
Speaker 8: If you ever go running in Glendale past like nine pm, share your littlecation with me so at least I know you're good.

00:32:24
Speaker 2: Okay, really that I do have my location shared with two girlfriends, that doesn't even matter.

00:32:31
Speaker 5: They throw your phone's the.

00:32:34
Speaker 1: First thing they get rid of.

00:32:35
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I've seen so many twenty twenties where they're like I checked your location and the phone was at the end of the driveway, or it's in a canal, in a canal, in a gutter.

00:32:48
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely not.

00:32:50
Speaker 9: Well, the thing that's tripping me out about your story jests, this happened in front of.

00:32:53
Speaker 4: Your house, Laala, it was in my neighborhood.

00:32:55
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeh see that's no, that's no.

00:32:57
Speaker 4: No, yeah, no, you're right, you're right, you're right.

00:32:59
Speaker 1: I got a smart enough Well, yeah.

00:33:00
Speaker 3: You almost just were in the back of a van and now you're gonna go run.

00:33:03
Speaker 4: Yeah.

00:33:03
Speaker 5: Well, because I feel like our neighborhood is like the perfect place to pretend like you're broken down in a van, you're in a dad outfit. You've probably got soccer moms or kids that are outside. Not kids, but you know, young women who are outside, like people who think I'm in Like, I'm in a neighborhood. This isn't where I would be like getting kidnapped, especially in Los Angeles, I know, because it's usually a small town.

00:33:33
Speaker 4: I will never move to Texas or Florida.

00:33:36
Speaker 1: They're always there.

00:33:37
Speaker 4: It's always in Texas or Florida.

00:33:40
Speaker 6: Yeah, for real, None of those gun total states gunt states.

00:33:45
Speaker 4: Down home down.

00:33:49
Speaker 3: Gosh, yes, gun toting.

00:33:51
Speaker 1: Yeah.

00:33:55
Speaker 5: They're also where you could see horses run wild. Not so much Florida at Texas remember that.

00:34:01
Speaker 1: One too, But Montana that's where i'd be.

00:34:04
Speaker 2: No, she said, that's where i'd be a.

00:34:07
Speaker 6: Horse, open ranger, open ranger.

00:34:13
Speaker 1: Deer in the buffalo play let's take.

00:34:17
Speaker 5: Can I tell you what I saw today by the Getty Center as I was driving on the four or five with Dress a wild horse.

00:34:23
Speaker 4: No, I was so excited.

00:34:28
Speaker 5: No, two little bambies too, little reindeer love that.

00:34:34
Speaker 1: We need to have that in Utah all the time.

00:34:36
Speaker 4: I've never seen a reindeer in neither have we.

00:34:44
Speaker 1: We saw baby reindeer.

00:34:49
Speaker 4: And she was alone.

00:34:51
Speaker 1: She was alone.

00:34:53
Speaker 5: No, I've never seen a baby bambie in Los Angeles.

00:34:56
Speaker 2: That's wild because I have in the park which I won't say which park.

00:35:00
Speaker 1: I go to my little granddaughter.

00:35:06
Speaker 6: She no, Well, we're past the phase of her. Well she'll say that word, but then I'll say, what did you say? She'll say, I love you.

00:35:15
Speaker 1: No, she will.

00:35:17
Speaker 4: She rattles under her breath.

00:35:19
Speaker 6: She tattles on all of you, like if she hears the podcast, she'll say Teeter just swore or Easton just swore, and I said, what should we do?

00:35:28
Speaker 1: And she goes wash his mouth out.

00:35:30
Speaker 6: Sure, so I hope we've never done that to her, but yeah, and I've never done it to my kids, but I always.

00:35:37
Speaker 5: By the way the way she disciplines her dolls, you would think I run a tight ship and I'm putting the foot down left and right.

00:35:45
Speaker 4: Why what'd she do? She's tough on her dolls.

00:35:47
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're going to time out, time out, and if you don't take your medicine, I will pin you down.

00:35:55
Speaker 1: Like what I will down? I know.

00:36:00
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's hilarious. She's very cute.

00:36:04
Speaker 6: She didn't want me to leave today to come and do this, by the way, she was having a melt down.

00:36:08
Speaker 4: She's with her friends.

00:36:10
Speaker 5: Yeah, she'll be fine. She lives the dream. This morning she was playing the piano with her helmet.

00:36:17
Speaker 6: She she didn't want me to leave until popsicles or liquors were involved, and then she was fine with me.

00:36:28
Speaker 5: She knows what she wants, because I've spoken about this on the podcast, that she has allergies, and while we're going back and forth with the allergist and also her pediatrician and another doctor that we've brought on, and the all of us collectively are trying to nail down what it is. All the serious things have been put to bed, but it's allergies or.

00:36:50
Speaker 1: Asthma, and I really think she has allergies.

00:36:53
Speaker 4: I think it's allergies too.

00:36:55
Speaker 5: So the allergist and the other doctors have said, let's give her an hailer that's for morning and night, another one that is for if she has cough attacks, and then give her a children's allergy medicine every morning and see if it helps. So I gave it to her this morning, but I have to bribe her, so at like nine thirty am she's ready to take her medicine.

00:37:23
Speaker 4: And then we ate gelato.

00:37:25
Speaker 1: Good for you gelato from last night?

00:37:29
Speaker 3: Hi?

00:37:29
Speaker 4: Oh do we shout?

00:37:31
Speaker 1: Do we shout out?

00:37:32
Speaker 4: Or now what's it called again?

00:37:33
Speaker 5: Anita's I think I think you guys came in a in a Darling plaid bag. Well you would think if you're gonna Postmates gelato or like grub Hub, any sort of like cold something that's gonna melt, you get nervous. Right, No, this place the presentation tell them.

00:37:51
Speaker 6: It was fabulous so it came in a plaid bag with their logo on it, which looked like a gift in itself. And then it had those dirophoam you know, like the ice coolers that are out of styrophoam. It was a small one of those with the gelato inside with these cute spoons.

00:38:09
Speaker 4: Tarzana. Yeah, it borders.

00:38:12
Speaker 5: It's like just outside of Encino.

00:38:18
Speaker 7: About sweets, it was lemon.

00:38:24
Speaker 1: We got lemon and what were the other two?

00:38:25
Speaker 4: Lemon? Mint.

00:38:27
Speaker 5: We got a cheesecake and cookie which was like, gosh, so good, and then we got a milk chocolate pretzel which was also.

00:38:36
Speaker 1: With caramel drizzle.

00:38:38
Speaker 5: This sounds I really want five Star pretzel drizzle.

00:38:42
Speaker 1: I know, but it had caramel mixed in with it. It was phenomenal.

00:38:46
Speaker 2: It looks amazing. And their pistachio No one got that.

00:38:50
Speaker 1: No, but we're going to go around too.

00:38:51
Speaker 4: Yeah, you were actually want to go to Land and Land and re ordered.

00:38:57
Speaker 6: Because he didn't want to come into the house and get out of the freezer.

00:39:02
Speaker 3: In the door.

00:39:03
Speaker 7: If she's in her room, it goes sliding glass door open, her back door opens, and we're like, we don't want to wake her up.

00:39:08
Speaker 1: The alarm system.

00:39:10
Speaker 4: Did you get different flavors?

00:39:11
Speaker 3: No, I think we got the exact same order. He just went on.

00:39:15
Speaker 6: Ordered different did he he ordered a couple of the same because I reordered the Limon only one that he ordered.

00:39:23
Speaker 3: This okay, because I didn't know what else is sin Linda. He didn't tend me. He just said I reordered. I said, all right, did.

00:39:32
Speaker 6: You have any Did you.

00:39:35
Speaker 1: Think that in the box with the cones? The whole thing was.

00:39:37
Speaker 3: So No, it was great.

00:39:38
Speaker 7: And I love how you just like flipped the lid open. It's the styrofoam in there. It's the plastic so it stays cold.

00:39:44
Speaker 3: So good. And then we watched Your Honor.

00:39:47
Speaker 5: Oh that's the show that Easton's watching on Netflix. I heard that Your Honor was on like Showtime or something. Didn't do great. Don't quote me that it was Showtime. They threw it on Netflix. Apparently it is popp and I think it's like number three on netfl flicks in the US.

00:40:00
Speaker 1: Right now.

00:40:01
Speaker 3: There's a seasons and I think they're rebooting the third.

00:40:04
Speaker 6: My favorite so far is Presumed Innocent and The Morning Show, of course.

00:40:08
Speaker 5: The Morning Show. But we just finished that and we're getting caught up. So I think our recommendations right now for you guys to watch are definitely what you said, Your Honor, the House.

00:40:19
Speaker 4: Of the Dragon. Oh sure, so good, and Presumed Innocent with John.

00:40:25
Speaker 2: Which there may be some updates on this watch list since this is in airing in September, but as of now, those are great shows to watch summer summer shows.

00:40:35
Speaker 4: It's hard to keep it ever green. I know, Jess, Let's play a game before we go into ach and relief.

00:40:41
Speaker 5: Lisa, you're freaking killing it. Can we get a round of applaus from my mind?

00:40:46
Speaker 1: You guys are.

00:40:49
Speaker 4: Or TVD You're hired. You literally went to say it and I was like, oh, do we do it?

00:40:57
Speaker 1: Easton said on Fired Fire, is that.

00:41:02
Speaker 4: What is that? That's Donald Trump? Boss baby?

00:41:08
Speaker 1: No, what is it called?

00:41:11
Speaker 4: Intern?

00:41:12
Speaker 5: Pretty much, it's called it's called the Apprentice, the Intern.

00:41:19
Speaker 1: Whatever.

00:41:20
Speaker 5: By the way, that was not me co signing on a specific personnel.

00:41:23
Speaker 4: It was just me making a funny yep, making it funny.

00:41:27
Speaker 5: We love Yes, I just want to stay away from all of it.

00:41:33
Speaker 2: Okay, So producer John found this game and I'm very excited.

00:41:37
Speaker 4: It's called the Sibling Game.

00:41:39
Speaker 2: I am going to ask questions and producer John can you explain to all three of them, point to.

00:41:46
Speaker 4: The like point to who they think?

00:41:49
Speaker 9: So yeah, so Lisa, so Jess will ask you the question and you just got to say La La or Easton?

00:41:53
Speaker 1: I say it yes, Okay.

00:41:55
Speaker 9: So basically the whole point of the game is that.

00:41:56
Speaker 8: Just to give a little example, is that I saw on TikTok a father had his three children with a bucket of water in front of them, and someone asked him a question. He had to duck the head the kid's head in the water. Basically who his answer.

00:42:08
Speaker 1: Was, They're trying to drown them.

00:42:11
Speaker 9: Okay, your word's not mine.

00:42:13
Speaker 4: Murder murder twenty way too much of it.

00:42:18
Speaker 8: So for those on video, we will not be trying to murder Easton and Laala here. We are just gonna simply see who Lisa thinks.

00:42:25
Speaker 9: Between the two with these questions.

00:42:27
Speaker 2: Just take it away, okay, Easton and Laala if you if you vehemently I think that's the word, disagree, I want to hear. Okay, Okay, So, Lisa, who's the most expensive child?

00:42:37
Speaker 1: Oh for sure? Who's Easton likes all the niceties?

00:42:44
Speaker 4: Okay? Oh, okay, who's the favorite? I don't have a favorite, pointed to Laala.

00:42:51
Speaker 5: No, okay, can I really break this down for you, Easton.

00:42:54
Speaker 1: They both think the other is the favorite.

00:42:56
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, I wouldn't say favorite.

00:42:58
Speaker 3: I know that we get different treatments.

00:43:04
Speaker 4: Yes, but Easton always tells.

00:43:06
Speaker 5: And I know that you tell people this because Landon told me that you talked about it, that you think that I'm the favorite and that I'm treated differently.

00:43:15
Speaker 4: Okay, false.

00:43:16
Speaker 6: I think I was harder on Lurene than I was on you.

00:43:21
Speaker 1: You the baby bird that we just of caddled.

00:43:24
Speaker 4: He's still the fucking baby bird.

00:43:27
Speaker 6: I know she's in elementary school and I ready to send her off to college.

00:43:33
Speaker 1: No eat.

00:43:34
Speaker 5: Even though she doesn't have a favorite, No, she doesn't. With the way that the treatment went. My parents were way tougher on Meat, and they weren't even they weren't tough on me. But he was treated like a baby bird and still is treated like a baby bird to this day.

00:43:51
Speaker 2: He is the baby though. That is classic, That's classic. Who's the most annoying.

00:43:59
Speaker 1: The most annoying?

00:44:00
Speaker 4: Be real, you can totally be real.

00:44:02
Speaker 1: I think they both can be annoying.

00:44:04
Speaker 4: She doesn't say neither. Wait, but what do we do? What would you say?

00:44:10
Speaker 1: Are most annoying.

00:44:14
Speaker 6: When you're on your phone and we're trying to talk to you and you cannot multitask.

00:44:18
Speaker 5: I've made this clear multiple times when they say I told you when you were on your phone, and I tell them we've had this discussion. If I am on my phone, don't talk to me about X, Y and Z.

00:44:31
Speaker 1: You know the whole that's her, that's her go to.

00:44:33
Speaker 6: Anytime she doesn't remember something, she'll say, well, it's probably on my phone.

00:44:38
Speaker 7: And it's so fun to try to get her off of her phone too.

00:44:41
Speaker 3: It's she's so nice when you get.

00:44:43
Speaker 7: Her off to ask the question. Yeah, it's just a cherry on top.

00:44:48
Speaker 4: Okay, So that's las annoying kind of he.

00:44:53
Speaker 1: Kind of circles his stories or.

00:44:55
Speaker 4: Okay, oh beyond that is the most annoying.

00:44:58
Speaker 5: And by the way, you, Dad and Brandon all do.

00:45:02
Speaker 1: It, and especially trying to get off the phone.

00:45:04
Speaker 4: Who's the most athletic?

00:45:07
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh? But can I be honest too?

00:45:11
Speaker 6: She was in everything you name it, basketball, softball, gymnastics, boys, piano like you name.

00:45:22
Speaker 1: It, she was in it.

00:45:23
Speaker 6: And she is very athletically talented as well.

00:45:27
Speaker 5: I disagree, but I think I used to be and now I'm not like it. It would take me a moment to get back into like understanding how to be an athletic person.

00:45:39
Speaker 7: But there's something about just like you dribbling a ball, there's more you're more athletic than most people would be. You get what I'm saying, Like, all right.

00:45:47
Speaker 4: Still we're keeping the barlow and it's like dribbling a ball. You can do that, absolutely, But you were very.

00:45:53
Speaker 3: Good at everything.

00:45:54
Speaker 7: You just were down and then went into this. If you were to keep playing all of that, you would have been probably.

00:46:00
Speaker 4: Would have been better than Kaitlyn Clark.

00:46:02
Speaker 6: I'm just kidding, but he is very very athletic. Would but this is what would happen. Oh sorry, I'm talking over.

00:46:12
Speaker 4: The angel trees. She's nice too.

00:46:16
Speaker 6: But I have to tell you like East End, for one example, he had that skate, remember that skate, Yeah, the ripstick. So he loved his ripstick and he'd leave the garage door up and he'd go up and down the driveway because there's a little bit of a slant. Oh no, he gets wilding out to the point where to the point where he's going so fast that he slams into a cabinet in the garage, split his leg, open hole stitches. Yes, and wasn't that when we were going to behind?

00:46:54
Speaker 3: That was like in two weeks, But I'll never forget. I was with a buddy of mine.

00:46:58
Speaker 7: He I hit it and I fall down and he's the first person I see.

00:47:03
Speaker 3: And he goes, should I call my dad? I was like, no, call my I walked in the house everywhere. Lauren freaks out. I don't remember anything. Really.

00:47:16
Speaker 7: I get in the car. I don't know if you guys remember or if I was out of it. We're driving down and I thought I saw a bikelet or a cyclist get hit by a bus.

00:47:25
Speaker 3: Do you guys you were like going No.

00:47:30
Speaker 4: I think you were floating in and out of consciousness.

00:47:33
Speaker 3: I thought I saw.

00:47:34
Speaker 6: I think he's thinking what could be worse what I'm going through as somebody or somebody getting it by us?

00:47:40
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I thought I saw it the most like mom and the most like Dad.

00:47:46
Speaker 1: I think she's a lot like my mother.

00:47:50
Speaker 6: Oh, fashion yashion Mom, a little hundred year old woman.

00:47:58
Speaker 4: People are watching the YouTube channing.

00:48:00
Speaker 5: To be like fashions a hat in a jersey every day.

00:48:06
Speaker 4: The bitch can barely get ready out of her pajamas.

00:48:09
Speaker 3: No one, bitch.

00:48:10
Speaker 1: Let me tell you.

00:48:11
Speaker 6: Easton has a lot of mannerisms of my late husband, and so does my other son.

00:48:17
Speaker 4: Yeah, all three of them are like the same person.

00:48:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome. Yes.

00:48:22
Speaker 4: I think I'm a combination of you and Dad the guy.

00:48:25
Speaker 6: Because you're you can be strong willed, yes, short fused like Dad.

00:48:29
Speaker 1: Yeah.

00:48:32
Speaker 2: Okay, last, but not least, because we did touch on it a little.

00:48:36
Speaker 4: Who has the filthiest mouth?

00:48:39
Speaker 1: Really? You think? Gosh, I think your.

00:48:41
Speaker 6: Neck and neck neck and neck bomb. You guys are neck and neck.

00:48:46
Speaker 3: You know what?

00:48:47
Speaker 1: I'm home this week? Yeah? Tally, Yeah, I can't wait.

00:48:51
Speaker 3: You're gonna forget after thirty minutes?

00:48:58
Speaker 4: Is like a dog with the word squirrel? Okay for real? Who got the most disciplined growing up?

00:49:06
Speaker 6: The most discipline? I feel like we were kind of easy on these kids. They never had a curfew. They didn't no there was a as long as they told me where they were.

00:49:15
Speaker 2: Well, who got the most in trouble? Like if they had rules, who broke them the most?

00:49:19
Speaker 5: I think I probably there was a time in junior High where I started acting out a little bit.

00:49:24
Speaker 6: Oh, I had to take Yeah, she had this friend okay, and she started like acting out with this friend like boyfriend, no a girlfriend okay, And this girl was a little bit spoiled, got away with murder at her house, and she kind of started picking up some habits and so I had to remove her from the friendship for a minute.

00:49:46
Speaker 1: Do you remember that.

00:49:47
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wrote about it in my diary. You would think that my life had just don a.

00:49:52
Speaker 1: Shit what you write?

00:49:53
Speaker 4: Do you remember anything?

00:49:55
Speaker 5: I think I wrote about how my mom wouldn't let me wear makeup and how I was an adult and could make decisions on my own.

00:50:02
Speaker 4: I don't know. January High, my mother high the devil.

00:50:08
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like there were no rules at that house. Like we like she had makeup from Mac and we would just have the best time ever.

00:50:17
Speaker 4: It was like the funnest house ever.

00:50:19
Speaker 6: You kind of started getting mouthy with me a little bit. Yeah, with your dad too, so and I think it was like not doing this, Yes, that's good.

00:50:28
Speaker 4: I don't remember Easton.

00:50:29
Speaker 5: Having Easton was more of like my dad would get frustrated because it was like, how when I send you to school with a folder that says turn in and take home.

00:50:40
Speaker 4: Are you still coming home with the turn in? I don't understand.

00:50:43
Speaker 6: Oh, it was like I wanted to beat my head against a while. Like my husband, bless his heart, just like really took on you in the education department because we had a lot of tutors for you. Anyway, Yeah, the folder process, turn it like, get it, do it?

00:51:09
Speaker 1: Turn it in? He could not.

00:51:16
Speaker 5: The meds really help in.

00:51:19
Speaker 1: The morning, don't forget to turn these papers in.

00:51:22
Speaker 5: Not only that, the teacher says, huh, I said.

00:51:27
Speaker 3: In the morning, I remember you calling us out.

00:51:30
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, you guys. I would stay up all night cleaning like I was a night owl. And in the mornings I would call in sometimes because I just couldn't get out of.

00:51:39
Speaker 1: Bed, and I would have this crackly morning voice.

00:51:43
Speaker 6: I'm sure they thought I was on drugs, packs of cigarettes.

00:51:46
Speaker 5: No, they thought you were for sure cooking, constantly calling us out of school because she just couldn't bother.

00:51:55
Speaker 6: To get She'd get bullied. So you know what I do. She would have truancy notices by now. If we were in this day and age, I would pull her out and take her to l a for a week at a time because she was getting bullied and I was like, we're not doing this, so we take off and have the best time.

00:52:10
Speaker 1: I like that.

00:52:11
Speaker 4: I think it should be like that because look look where she is now.

00:52:14
Speaker 3: Yep, you were homework.

00:52:21
Speaker 1: You were passing your grade.

00:52:25
Speaker 4: Like a deep doesn't look like that. We're out of here. That is so funny.

00:52:32
Speaker 3: I did get a swing the tassel though, yes you did.

00:52:35
Speaker 4: You know what, That's all that matters.

00:52:37
Speaker 6: I think street sparts are more important. Sorry, I do coming.

00:52:41
Speaker 5: From a room full of idiots, people who did not graduate from I'm the only one of my family that didn't graduate. Well, you came from a family of four as well, they all graduated. If there were like twelve of you, like, but there is four of you.

00:52:59
Speaker 7: No, not that big of it too, okay.

00:53:06
Speaker 5: Like so easy, there wasn't even that much history.

00:53:14
Speaker 4: Said, that's okay, let's do our ache.

00:53:19
Speaker 5: In relief of the episode, I usually start off with Jessica because I'll forget about her if I.

00:53:24
Speaker 2: Start That's true, Okay, my ache ache and relief. Hopefully by the time this air is that'll be cleared up. But my ache is that my I got on my dermatologists put me on trettonoen so good, very you were right though, dries out your skin.

00:53:43
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you're you have like virgin skin, like I go straight for the freaking not now because I'm pregnant, straight for the retinyl straight out of Mexico.

00:53:51
Speaker 4: Give me the highest. Okay, So retinyls stronger than tret knowen.

00:53:55
Speaker 5: Well they can't even buy retine have to you literally have to get it in Mexico.

00:54:01
Speaker 4: Okay, well, maybe I'll move on to graduate to that.

00:54:03
Speaker 1: But he will. But okay, keep going.

00:54:05
Speaker 4: I mean basically no.

00:54:06
Speaker 2: It just like dries out my skin, but it's it's fine because it helps like hormonal acne. And then my dermatologists also put me on I'm gonna name it here spiro lactane or spiro lactane.

00:54:18
Speaker 4: Or whatever which is. I'll be honest because ladies probably deal with this, especially in their thirties.

00:54:25
Speaker 2: I got up to one hundred milligrams. You take one per night and it starts to clear up your skin, but it messes with your periods. So like I had my period for the normal four to five days and then like two weeks later I got it again.

00:54:40
Speaker 4: No, not okay they got a yange. So anyway, that's my ache. And they love Yanko. What's Yanko? Is that breadcrumbs? No, that's Panko.

00:54:53
Speaker 1: Yanko's on the Good Morning Show.

00:54:55
Speaker 3: Yanko.

00:55:02
Speaker 2: Okay, so what's your I thought you was all ache and relief in one I love it, Okay, Tea too.

00:55:08
Speaker 7: My ache is my dogs keep just running by fences and hitting their heads and bleeding everywhere.

00:55:13
Speaker 3: No, not dogs, Bernice, she's just a haggard lady.

00:55:17
Speaker 4: She's a haggard bit.

00:55:19
Speaker 3: Yeah. So that's my ache is keeping this gal alive. Yeah, she's just an idiot.

00:55:24
Speaker 1: Do you know who loves that?

00:55:25
Speaker 3: Gal?

00:55:26
Speaker 1: Is Ocean?

00:55:27
Speaker 6: I know she doesn't like Bablo, No, she does not like it's his breath and gets in her.

00:55:33
Speaker 5: He's a big boy, and he's so sweet and sexy. But you have to know they're right there, like face to face, with that mouth open and there in her face, and she I think she's.

00:55:45
Speaker 4: Just like away and he's like a solid wall.

00:55:49
Speaker 3: No, you can't move him. He's brick.

00:55:50
Speaker 4: No.

00:55:50
Speaker 7: And then my relief is the house and how great it feels about to bring in this new little angel.

00:55:56
Speaker 1: Oh that's so fun.

00:55:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that. Yeah, my relief is just the energy that we have in the home.

00:56:04
Speaker 5: Just I can't wait to wake you up at night for your turn to feed.

00:56:09
Speaker 3: I don't have nipples, you don't bottles.

00:56:11
Speaker 4: Why mom, what is your ache and relief?

00:56:17
Speaker 1: You know, my ache is always the same.

00:56:18
Speaker 6: It's the shelters and the overcrowding and the people buy from breeders.

00:56:24
Speaker 5: So someone east and you asked someone like what the most overrated dogs are people?

00:56:34
Speaker 7: I mean, Frenchies were like the number one, but they were They were just asking Vets and I and they were saying Golden Doodles are just overrated dogs.

00:56:43
Speaker 4: Whether you said in the doodle family though.

00:56:46
Speaker 3: Anything?

00:56:47
Speaker 5: Do what they were like they are They're said to be great dogs, but they're not or something.

00:56:53
Speaker 6: I guess it was just through like I think Frenchies have a lot of health problems.

00:56:57
Speaker 1: Yeah.

00:56:58
Speaker 5: I think anytime you get like a breeder dog, you run into health problems because you don't.

00:57:05
Speaker 4: Know where that dog is coming from.

00:57:07
Speaker 5: Inbread for sure, like go to the shelter, get you a mutt. Who you know the mom and dad have been banging all over town. There's no way their families.

00:57:17
Speaker 1: Well, you know, we had an in bread dog. Do you remember, yea.

00:57:19
Speaker 5: Pete Agio type urine in my bedroom on my brand new carpet.

00:57:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was. He was had a lot of health problems.

00:57:32
Speaker 4: This was before we were educated. And of course, and then your relief.

00:57:38
Speaker 6: Oh, that little angel baby, Oh is always my relief, Like she warns my heart to the ends of the Earth's perfect.

00:57:47
Speaker 4: She really is the pride and joy of the fam.

00:57:49
Speaker 1: I get the biggest kick out of her.

00:57:52
Speaker 5: I know it's I know everyone says that their kid is the coolest, but I'm telling you, anyone who like never gets to interact with Ocean is very unlucky.

00:58:03
Speaker 1: Oh, she is the best.

00:58:04
Speaker 6: Last night we were she was sitting on the couch and the music was going, you're playing something she's obsessed.

00:58:11
Speaker 4: With, lil bow Wow. Now just bow wow.

00:58:14
Speaker 5: But back in what I'm showing her what she's gravitated toward toward he was lil bow Wow, and she's.

00:58:20
Speaker 7: Obsessed like like Mike Era.

00:58:25
Speaker 5: Still well hit still And I asked her what she wants to listen to, and she says, yip o, and it's wow wow wow ypo yip are my dogs out?

00:58:39
Speaker 4: She showed her, like Mike, that's.

00:58:42
Speaker 5: Why so she so she dances and she kind of dances like she gets her shoulders.

00:58:46
Speaker 1: That's the only way I can dance, different move rhythm.

00:58:50
Speaker 4: She said, you've got.

00:58:51
Speaker 5: The hands too, And I love it because I know she's not going to be embarrassed by me, because you know, we we dance all over the place.

00:58:58
Speaker 4: And she she was looking at me and she says, look at my.

00:59:01
Speaker 3: Mom, like she's staring at her. Just stares at me. Look at my mom, just so proud.

00:59:13
Speaker 4: She's really cute. My ache is going to be I.

00:59:20
Speaker 5: Think the fact that I'm gonna miss coming in here every Monday, I think it's gonna fly by my maternity leave. You know, it seems like a chunk of time. But I'm like, I think I'm gonna be bummed about it. I'm gonna be happy once I have my little babe, and it will fly by. But that's something that I'm like, Okay, we're as exciting as it is. My life is going to change and having two kids. As exciting as that sounds, I'm also very nervous because I like my sleep and I'm litired even when I get to sleep.

00:59:56
Speaker 4: So I'm like, I'm a little fucking nervous.

01:00:00
Speaker 3: Gonna be two car seats.

01:00:02
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm already thinking about Hawaii. I'm like, two car seats, but we're gonna have to airport.

01:00:10
Speaker 5: It's like it's a whole different ballgame. But one day at a time, I'm taking two children. I approach my sobriety.

01:00:17
Speaker 4: Yes, one day at a time. So that would be my ache.

01:00:20
Speaker 5: And I think my relief is the fact that my mom is going to be sitting in as co host and you're freaking funny and killing it.

01:00:26
Speaker 4: And I honestly think people are going to be excited to have a little bit of a break from me. Give them a chance to miss me a little.

01:00:35
Speaker 1: They're going to miss you a lot.

01:00:36
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, you killed it.

01:00:38
Speaker 5: I'm so excited, excited to be here. And she hired for next week. You're hired for next week. And now I'm going to show you how I sign off. All right, let's see if you remember. All right, my loves, thank you so much for joining us on another episode of the Give Them La La Podcast.

01:00:54
Speaker 4: I hope that you have the best week ever. Happy hump Day, and I will catch you next week.

01:01:01
Speaker 3: All right, give it a run, please go?

01:01:03
Speaker 4: Can you sign at least.

01:01:05
Speaker 6: Thanks for tuning in to the Give Them Alla podcast. We hope to see you back next week.

01:01:10
Speaker 4: By throwing up my loves and you get an.

01:01:15
Speaker 1: A all right, perfect I love it next time. All right, bye y'all,