The Lapsed Fan: The Unwrappening 2025 Day 10

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<v Speaker 2>Ben plants Ah, the homie Ben always your your razor
<v Speaker 2>blade some Germany? Right, I got that right? Yeah? I
<v Speaker 2>think so. Yeah, that's the Germans. Yeah, it's the Chiman Ben.
<v Speaker 2>How's your taste buzz right now? I'm ready, I'm ready
<v Speaker 2>for that's one we haven't open yet this time. No,
<v Speaker 2>we haven't gotten the cuisine. I think actually it's I
<v Speaker 2>think it's this one. I think there, I think it's
<v Speaker 2>this one. Is also some UK cuisine, not this one
<v Speaker 2>that you're opening. There's another one here this is And
<v Speaker 2>the tradition continues, this year of the hardest fucking gifts
<v Speaker 2>to open. I really, I really can't believe it. Maybe
<v Speaker 2>it's tariffs, the tariffs you think that are doing it,
<v Speaker 2>preventing us from a They need to be like extra
<v Speaker 2>fucking I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>I have so much ship in this fucking clause at
<v Speaker 1>this drawer, but I do not have de scissors like
<v Speaker 1>car keys.
<v Speaker 2>Car Keys are work, dud, I don't have those here either. Ah.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, look at that beautiful Christmas lane point. Here we
<v Speaker 1>go here, coach chairman, it's that time of the year again.
<v Speaker 1>You're damn right, Ben. The lap Solar system mourns the
<v Speaker 1>death of another fallen hero, and I need to get
<v Speaker 1>my package done so it reaches you guys before the
<v Speaker 1>unwrapping funk Sid and now even Hogan. I don't want
<v Speaker 1>to know where you guys will be when the next
<v Speaker 1>call to Sunpac Jesus announced If Hogan can die, everyone
<v Speaker 1>can r that's right. I've always wondered how you guys
<v Speaker 1>will deal with the death of Hulkamani. I thought you
<v Speaker 1>might create a playlist with everything you did in the
<v Speaker 1>Hulk store and add a two hour introduction to it.
<v Speaker 1>But no, even weeks in we were only at the
<v Speaker 1>Matsuda Mark. I've put together some German Christmas suitets. The
<v Speaker 1>mix is different from last year, so don't be afraid
<v Speaker 1>give it a try. I also that brought us that
<v Speaker 1>tremendous Germany research. Remember all that.
<v Speaker 2>I remember that, yes, yes, yes, yes, the announcers and
<v Speaker 2>all that. It was fucking amazing.
<v Speaker 1>I also added another German specialty, WW VERSNWO Takeover nineteen
<v Speaker 1>ninety seven broadcast live from Oberhausen. I repeat, what is
<v Speaker 1>WCW VERSNWO Takeover in nineteen ninety seven?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that is. It was a show
<v Speaker 2>in Germany that they did only on broadcast, only broadcasts
<v Speaker 2>on German television. Is Hogan on it?
<v Speaker 1>You may or may not have heard of this event,
<v Speaker 1>but now you'll be able to take a deep dive
<v Speaker 1>one day because you have translated commentary and key info
<v Speaker 1>in the event. Unlike my nineteen ninety two Munich research project,
<v Speaker 1>but they didn't risk my relationships this time and kept
<v Speaker 1>the amount of info manageable for you, guys, you can
<v Speaker 1>never claim that you completed your nineteen ninety seven journey
<v Speaker 1>without watching the WCW and nWo clash in Oberhaus and
<v Speaker 1>celebrating the start of a wrestling only pay TV channel
<v Speaker 1>in Germany which had everything from AFA's x wXw to ECW.
<v Speaker 1>But more on that when you open the files. I
<v Speaker 1>wish you and your family's a wonderful Christmas and I
<v Speaker 1>hope this package reached.
<v Speaker 2>You on time.
<v Speaker 1>Freud one hunching wine wine ouction is that Christmas Merry Christmas.
<v Speaker 2>Clue from the little laps on my German ever San.
<v Speaker 1>We have the Zentis traditions, marzipan o rtel fountain.
<v Speaker 2>I have never heard of this ninety seven show.
<v Speaker 1>These treats looked to me like Christmas walnuts, okay, which
<v Speaker 1>we will now sample for Ben and your enjoyment. Oh
<v Speaker 1>they're kind of surrounded and couched in like a pillowy,
<v Speaker 1>squishy caramel.
<v Speaker 2>Oh they're very shop They're not. They're almond flavored them
<v Speaker 2>on the almonds. Those are kind of nice what we think? Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>was Japan inside with an almond essence. I do love essence.
<v Speaker 1>We also have mmmmm.
<v Speaker 2>Like chocolate. Hey, what do we have here? We got
<v Speaker 2>chocolate Gafiltera lebuchen Herzen mitt O ga filter like fish.
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't know what you filter might be a
<v Speaker 1>brand name six like chocolates with apricots.
<v Speaker 2>And I'm not sure if I can have that. Oh yeah,
<v Speaker 2>chocolate form of lovely little hearts that's taken. Hmm some yeah,
<v Speaker 2>tastes like fish. All right. I was gonna say chocolate
<v Speaker 2>and fish would make me nervous. It's a surprising burst.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, with apricot and it chocolate. That's a wild
<v Speaker 2>combo all the way from Germany to your co chairman's
<v Speaker 2>mouths one rapping. I love the fucking international cuisine.
<v Speaker 1>We got a brown sauce one from I tried some
<v Speaker 1>of that from Britain, Domino Stein. These appeared to be
<v Speaker 1>individual chocolates. Hey, so this is the DVD of w
<v Speaker 1>W n W Takeover ninety seven in foes and translation.
<v Speaker 2>What a great idea. That's fantastic, ne the rip of that.
<v Speaker 1>We also have Chackos spectacular spec you livetius. These appear
<v Speaker 1>to be like shortbread.
<v Speaker 2>Oh they always makes short bread. They never make tall bread.
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, weird. He's a little sizest to me.
<v Speaker 2>Oh this is what is it? A little? Yes, I'm
<v Speaker 2>very good. Yeah, you have the little like a leave
<v Speaker 2>a baker man. Yeah. Tell you about when we were
<v Speaker 2>on our When we were on our cruise, we went
<v Speaker 2>to uh this the island of Cursow, and we went
<v Speaker 2>one of the excursions we did, we were going to
<v Speaker 2>go swimming with sea turtles, and the guide for the
<v Speaker 2>sea turtles was this incredibly huge German man, that's correct
<v Speaker 2>who I think his name was actually Peter, but I
<v Speaker 2>thought it was Heinrich at first. And he had a
<v Speaker 2>Dutch boy haircut like with that kind of very soft hair.
<v Speaker 2>You know. He's a big guy, big fucking guy. And
<v Speaker 2>but so we go to the spot and we're all swimming,
<v Speaker 2>we're all doing our the the storkling, all right, and
<v Speaker 2>he would just you know, he he knew where to look,
<v Speaker 2>and so he'd go off and his thing to look.
<v Speaker 2>So every now and again you'd hear in the distance,
<v Speaker 2>you'd hear turtle. He's just come over here, this wacky
<v Speaker 2>thing with that the German eel fudge here who fudge?
<v Speaker 2>Take a bite? Yeah? Talk m mhm. Cinnamon charlate? Is
<v Speaker 2>that cinnamon, say cinnamony or some kind of spice? Every
<v Speaker 2>single thing.
<v Speaker 1>I My first bite's like whoa, that's weird. And then
<v Speaker 1>I t three more bites. I'm like, wait a minute,
<v Speaker 1>I want to try them more. Your mouth is like
<v Speaker 1>wait a minut? Are we in Germany?
<v Speaker 2>Going on? Here? These are awesome ben Yeah, I like
<v Speaker 2>those straight from Germany. I just got German suplex last
<v Speaker 2>we have work this one. We didn't try it open
<v Speaker 2>this one yet. Yeah, drmus Stein bouche op these guys.
<v Speaker 1>Oh and some chocolate covered pretzels. Oh, get more Germany?
<v Speaker 2>Yeahs. Drop one? Is that drop one? I'll goot the
<v Speaker 2>one that fell. Yeah, it's getting fucking weird. On the
<v Speaker 2>unwrapping In twenty twenty five, So I've been a friend. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>I've been going to the gym with this friend.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, and.
<v Speaker 2>He holds me accountable from for exercise. Oh, yes, here
<v Speaker 2>we go. But the other yesterday we went because I
<v Speaker 2>missed a couple of days. Try to go, honestly, God,
<v Speaker 2>try to go every day. Excellent, try every day. And
<v Speaker 2>so we went yesterday and we decided to do a
<v Speaker 2>leg press exercise that we have not done. It's basically
<v Speaker 2>doing a squat but with a weight. You know, my
<v Speaker 2>thighs are just throttling with pain, like the things that
<v Speaker 2>we add to ourselves doesn't matter, Like I am, I
<v Speaker 2>can't going down the stairs is brutal, Like it's just
<v Speaker 2>the fucking worst. So you've been picking up, picking up
<v Speaker 2>your drop here whatever the fucking is fucking it's a
<v Speaker 2>truffle square trouble. Yes, what do we feel the same place? There?
<v Speaker 2>You go, very good? Oh wow, that's German and dark
<v Speaker 2>hasn't he seen his final match? Wellll no. By the
<v Speaker 2>time this comes that we want pretz?
<v Speaker 1>Are what kind of feeling is that? Like a like
<v Speaker 1>a raspberry? Is the fruit total buches al pine app
<v Speaker 1>he says, unbelievable. There we go and finally, what would
<v Speaker 1>it be with that a little pretzel?
<v Speaker 2>That's right.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know anything about that Oberhausen show.
<v Speaker 2>I never even knew it existed. I know that about it.
<v Speaker 2>There are some like this is crazy, the size of
<v Speaker 2>the massive chocolate covered pretzel. Oh, there are different shapes too,
<v Speaker 2>chocolate pretzel. It's not a pretzel. Whoa, it's in the
<v Speaker 2>shape of a pretzel, but it's more fucking fig newton ship.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah like soft cookie. That's not fair, no unrespecting crunch
<v Speaker 2>me too, I mean the chin Yeah yeah, Lebkuchen or
<v Speaker 2>you like do you like? Well, it's a German Christmas
<v Speaker 2>around here at t l F h Q. Thanks to Ben,
<v Speaker 2>who's our our man on the ground in Deutschland, to
<v Speaker 2>say the very least. And Uli Fessler says, Hi, what's
<v Speaker 2>the other guy? What was the guy? His name Carson Schaefferrich.
<v Speaker 1>Of course Heinrich sounds like Heinrich needs the Heimlich at
<v Speaker 1>this point, but always nice to get our European Christmas
<v Speaker 1>treats in and Ben saw to it that from Germany,
<v Speaker 1>your co chairman, are very well accounted, form taken care of.
<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much, Ben, and many more gifts and
<v Speaker 1>a lot of water to come.
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