Revisiting WWE RAW 2009 The Little People's Court, D-X Against Hornswoggle, RAW Guest Host Era

Boys Podcast, Episode two hundred and twenty six. Shut up, shut up,
you Liry Christmas. Ho ho ho ho Harry Christmas. This is Holry
ho ho hold. I fucking want dude out of it. Celebrate Christmas.
So I'm it's fuck you, Johnny. What the hell? I'm sorry.
So this week we watched the worst episode of wrestling that's ever been recorded and
released. Let's talk about who suggested this one? Bitch pick this episode?
It was? There was a list of many episodes of wrestling look episodes.
First off, no, that's incorrect. Second, there was a list of
the ten worst episodes of w and of the Sweet Night. Also, there
was a Sweet Night tro There was some akampus on there, and James specifically
picked this one. And I trust James, and I no longer trust James.
Look, man, this has gotta be the worst episode of wrestling.
I'm talking. It doesn't matter what company, what three letters you put in
front of it, that has ever existed? Yeah, this ship was horrible?
What one is it? James killed my Christmas this episode December twenty first,
two thousand and nine. You hear the year you already fucking knew this
ship was bad. Hurt but may my soul. If you oh, if
you watch this Shiit Live, I oh, we're gonna talk about we're gonna
get you know what. Let me not, I'm gonna get it myself.
The episode, of course, is the Little People's Court episode of Monday Night.
Yeah, and we're gonna talk all about it, and I'm gonna let
any of y'all that wise this ship. No, you ruined our Christmas,
so we will ruin yours. Yeah, well let us we'll get to it
first. We have to where the deadlock updates of course, segment watch this
is another Raw classic. Yeah, birthday. This was Tony's birthday pick.
Of course for some reason. Uh, you know, I'm just asked.
It's been an unrelenting few months of this one. The right Back. It
was the Shield versus eleven randomly picked superstars three on eleven the entire Raw roster
I think, or no, it was Evolution's hand picked eleven people. Yeah,
from twenty fourteen. The heel roster of twenty fourteen is in this match
against the Shield. Berta del Rio was in this match, Yeah, it
was, Yeah, right back was in this match. Wade Barrett, what's
in this match? A legendary cast of characters are in this match, and
you can watch us watching that right now on our Patreon. We're almost at
four thousand patrons, which is holding unbelievable. We are comaking charts over there.
Yeah, good comment on that. Happy birthday, Tony, please because
we need some so s g H of course is going up this month and
it's uh u f C three but UFC three an American dream Man. What
a dream it was, James, I felt like I was dreaming dream This
card changes four different times. This is this is an under as much as
we have there is an Alzheimer fight on there that there's a couple legendary should
have been stopped eight hours ago. But it is crazy. Uh yeah,
that was of course, uh majority suggested by you all. Listen. I'm
loving the UFC. This is this might be this might be even better than
the first two, which is saying a lot. Yeah, I'm enjoying watching
it a lot, and uh it's a nice change of pace and uh we
watch a lot of wrestling inadvertently. It's gotten me a lot more into watching
just modern day UFC just the other day. Yeah, okay, well it's
anything goodness Mine Gozilla. Oh yeah, Godzilla is awesome. Awesome, it
was Godzilla was awesome. But when it comes to combat sports, it's been
a hell of a month, I'll tell you that much. It's been horrible.
Thankfully, on the DPW side of things, DPW has got your back
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be the only goddamn good show in combat sports. So you can check that
out. Yeah, it's awesome. I mean, we got three top tier
title matches to make event. This show made event. Saw Muki Tak say
to me Soakra in their second match. First one was in Japan, match
of the year by many regards. And then of course in January January twentieth
and twenty first two shows two days in a row. Holy shit, DPW
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if we've got some answers here for everybody. Boys from Richard m Asks,
what is the most unique venue you would like to run DPW at, for
example, a baseball stadium, a brewery in Tony's ass et cetera. Ass
But yeah, I think, uh, the Manhattan Manhattan Center is what you
want to do? Ballroom, right, that's right? Yeah, I mean
obviously twenty three hundred the Yeah, a huge one for for us. I
mean Manhattan Ballroom is also a big one. Yeah. But like you know,
like if we running the Loo Underground Temple would be fun, crazy,
that'd benesome. I don't know. I think it's just a warehouse. It's
just like a warehouse or they made like a TV studio. Yeah, maybe
right. I mean, any any weird places you guys can think of,
like d it is kind of weird, not I mean, if we could
drop fucking them all America, that'd be cool. Yeah, that'd be sweet.
There's this TV show once called gazorbasort Field. Wherever they were at that
TV show? WHOA, Wow, You're like the first person to say that
in four hundred years. Yeah, I'd like to take it back. That's
awesome. Oh we doing at the soundstage studio? Yeah, that'd be crazy.
Yeah, there's very normal places. Sorry, yeah, well this is
unique to us. You know. The Asylum would be awesome. Yeah,
we can do Penn Station, right, do Penn Station. That'd be cool.
One time we talked about doing a show in Chris's backyard. This was
very early on. I found myself for you to say, I'm sorry that
I disappointed. You're right, we did talk about that before you say Penn
Station. Yeah, w Ran the remember oh yeah, the tombs? What
about that? I was just thinking a crazy places to do. I was
gonna say, what was that one place that shotguna Satday night Ran? I'm
talking about man the something, the Lone Star something, right, Yeah,
that's saloon or something like that. What the hell is it called? Yeah?
Yeah, the Great as Garda and the Ladies. Yeah, that'd be
awesome. Yeah. How about you tell us where you guys want us to
run and then we'll go there. Yeah. I hope it's a name of
four places that I know, maybe five? Yeah? Maybe five? Uh?
User name hitting it from the back or a Gami style. Asks,
is James going to dress up a Santa and give kids fan al this year
for Christmas? Yeah? Hell no? What the fuck? Oh what do
you get for Christmas? What kidding? Come on you kids? Someone come
out of my door on Christmas? Ask the brithday. I assume I'm about
to get killed. Come to your door. Alloween. You know, one
guy came and you gave me a tree. You remember that give a tree?
Oh that's what I give away trees. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He came up. He said, are you doing anything with that tree?
I was like, oh no, I'm not doing that. Whether he said,
I'll take it, okay, damn sure you go. I guess you
should. So he did take it. I bet you's putting it up this
year too. So nothing for the kids this year for fuck them kids?
Well that's fucking that's crazy. That's crazy, Tony. You got to teach
this guys some ship man. I mean, you're a father with kids.
Don't give no though, no, no, no, Well he gives all
away for Halloween. So right, that's true. That's Halloween. Yeah,
that's true. New Jack spaghetti dinner on my dick? Asks? All right,
has Tony ever eaten a moon pie the long way? What the moon
pie? Well, there's the actual moon Yeah, that's when you Yeah,
that's what we established this Tony. You were here the Mick Foley moon pie?
Is that you talking about? I mean those could also be one of
the same, Tony, I don't think I've ever had a moon pie ever,
either way way or a short way or round way whatever? One moon
pie? Are you kidding me? Dude? You see this fucking idiot.
No mood pies, zero mo zero pizzas received, no girl never gotten or
received a moved by long way short way. The genie looking at ask for
a third movie. James is dressed up as Senna and he has something for
you that's awesome. Uh. User name Head referee Steenwolf asks w B as
Wrestling ann XT has standing liver TNA has bound for glory, a B is
all in. What would you guys consider to be dp w's biggest show of
the year. What the Dog doing in hell? You're right, thank you,
thanks to its Actually it's actually d W Live. What the Dog didn't
have for the anniversary. I was gonna say the answer was you already know
at one point, but that is not change. I mean it's but those
still because that's a big fucking show too. Yeah, I mean any of
the shows that have multiple years on their name, like yeah, wait,
we're coming up on the third. You already know, like that's a big
game, Like we keep shure it's a big show. You know. Any
of those are all we hold special. I guess like season wise, like
the Anniversary show is kind of this is where it ends and now we start
over. Yeah. I love that. It's always like the feeling of like,
Okay, we made it another year. Let's fucking good. It's like
a personal thing, you know, maybe not like our WrestleMania. Yeah,
yes, it's kind of where all roads lead to. But yeah, I
mean all of our shows are fucking crazy. Username our fu irrel asks,
do you guys have any positives to say about SmackDown versus All two thousand and
eight too? That's legit the first thing I thought of. That's all.
That's a and maybe the smash in the chair into your head to get a
finisher mechanic. I thought that was awesome. I think that was was that
the first game where you could grab weapons from the crowd, like people would
hold them out and you can grab a drink. Yeah, grab from the
crowd. Marcus Corvan, let's go, oh yeah, Marcs. Easy video
gaming was in twenty four to seven. Mode was a good eddie in theory
Billy five style. Yeah, I'd probably say, like Billy five's the uh.
I mean they just didn't have enough. They have enough? No,
it did not it like I also don't you know, like I say this
about all the games that I play like that, but like the second like
I have to start, like I you want to do plus one to do
a meeting with a fan, It's like it's going on. Yeah, yeah,
it's tough. That was like my least favoriteing about Fight Forever. That
fucking thing, dude. Yeah, go eat your Alvocado toast. Dude,
the bell. You need the hot dog shirt and that's all you need.
Enough about the hot dog shirt, Tony, fucking God damn get the hot
dog a long way. That's all you need out of the game. You
need a moonpie the long way. I don't even know what a zero.
Still, yeah, dude, you gotta grow up. I mean the years,
the years almost over, Tony, you still haven't had a mood pie.
Misha Striker asks Uh, what kind of pets have you? Did you
boys have grown up and have now? James has cats, Johnny grew up
with pet birds. I don't know about Tony, but it's interesting to hear
about your pets. Tony or James. You do have his cats? Did
you have more than the cats you have now? Uh? No, growing
up. I've had Chee Chee since two thousand I was in high school.
Holy fuck. Yeah, she's still rock wow and she's still starving. Yeah,
she's still very not gigantic a Have you ever seen the cat that says
huh? That's pretty much every days and right when the pot is done,
she will come into the room and say that. Yeah. I've had her
since high school. I got Boma when I moved out. Moved like five
hundred times. Yeah, but no, I got Boma because I was We
went out and uh, it was so funny because we went out and I
wasn't even going to get a cat, but I walked by a cat at
the store. It was like a rescue cat. Yeah, And like I
went up to the cage or whatever and she came up to me. I
said, yeah, let me get this cat. Was like a rescue cat.
Yeah, she had like I don't know, issues with the owner before
or something like that, but now she's awesome. Man. Yeah she's a
good cat and yeah, dude, the best, dude, Yeah she's not.
She loves laying on Tony's bag too. Yeah yeah yeah, any bag
that is there, she will knock it over. And much of dogs and
showed I was younger, so yeah, that's what I said, did you
have what do you have? Growing up? We had this lab. Uh
yeah. Lab's name was Colby. Whoa, what the hell? Yeah isn't
that crazy? Yeah that is crazy? Yeah, good dog. He just
lived his life out too, so like sure, yeah that's that was that's
what you hope? That's great? Yeah, yeah, absolutely, we had
a h you call them all some big ass ears. I forgot the name
of it, Phoebe it was, that's what it was. Dude. Dogs
are the ones like whoa, dude, Yeah, dude, boy, I
go over there and it just instantly flopped down and like what belly was like,
damn dude. Those dogs are also Yeah, that was big as droopy
ears. Those are so cool. Yeah that was another. I also lived
this super life, actually lived way longer than I had seen. Yeah,
dude. Yeah, I remember, like he was like he had to have
been like damn near year thirty. Like his ass old old. He was
like, won't even move anymore, but his ass was still sitting him up.
And my yeah, like those are family pets. And then I got
there my chich and bal more of mine. So but yeah, I mean
pretty much that's my mom has dogs I don't like. I don't like small
dogs. Problem keep really really see, I like small dogs. I don't
like big dogs. See, I'd rather have the big dog because like that
dude's like a crazy bastard, you know what I mean, talking up,
run around. Yeah, you hang out little dogs like I'm gonna shoot on
the floor, I'm gonna piss all over the place, fucking bark until I
fucking throw up. Like that's a small dog. Small dogs. I can't
stand small dog. A little Chihuahua when I was growing up, and this
little chi waa would not shut the fuck up it and like every time you
walk in imber. Yeah, but let's call out side and fucking throw bricks
around. His show was awesome, your dog, that's crazy, Yeah,
breaks he is casting with his fucking bare mouth billionaire That was really ship that.
Yeah, a little dogs they're doing that. Yeah. No, I
mean if you throw a brick, most dogs because they're not built like that.
No, no, no, hell no eat that brick. A lab's
he a brick. I beat the funk out brick. I do have a
bird. I have a parrot who's older than me. H. James only
recently discovered this. I guess I never talked about it much. Yeah,
just having a bird in the house. Yeah, had a French try the
other day. I saw that, you know, he always had. He
had a try today, Tony. He eats a lot of crazy ship man.
He's Yeah. His name is Larry, Larry Bird of course. Yeah,
and he was a goddamn He was a fucking like a wedding gift for
my parents and they've been married like thirty seven years, which is a fucking
crazy give the want. That's just like a crazy someone came to my wedding
and gave me a bird. I'm fighting. I don't care what kind of
got on. What do you want from me? Dude? Yeah, I
mean that just kind of goes to explain, you know, my family they
just took that bird. What were we gonna do? You have to man
like, well, maybe I don't know how much you know they what do
you do with birds thirty seven years ago? Man, maybe I thought it
was cool. I don't know, or maybe and it was like a gift
back like thirty seven years ago. Like thirty seven years ago, they were
giving birds away for free. I just didn't. Government just admitted them him
out. You smoke a pack of marbles, go to the salt mines,
and then give away birds. That's what you did, like the distribute system.
But yeah, Larry still rocking. He's older than me. He's fucking
always fired up, just always going. He'd be shipping crazy and eating everything
in the cave of any dude, Yes, all over it, fucking every
day. Yeah, he's fucked up. And he owns the house. Man,
if you like let him anytime, if you yes. Yeah, he
fucking walks around the house. Well he for a while he didn't because we
had three cats and they we're all afraid of them. Uh so, like
he had to stand in his cage obviously. But now he just fucking kind
of roams around and he jumps up downstairs. You know, he's fucking cool.
Little now he don't fly around or nothing. Like he can fly from
like a short distance, but usually he's just like kind of hopping around.
He's like a cockatoo, right is that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
there's a there's a better name for it because he's white. I remember the
cracker. I can't remember what it's called. No, I was looking up
the parrot life. Man is forty to sixty years. So you got that
dude for a week for he's gonna out with me. Yeah. He uh
he's dude. If you eat like anything in front of him, he screams
until you give him some crazy he can He can only say hello and hello
Larry. That's all thirty seven years you learn to words. Those birds are
like, oh hell, what's up? Think your name is Larry because that's
all anyone's ever said to him. Uh yeah. I had three cats.
We had a gray cat named Smokey. Very original. We had a striped
cat named Tiger. Very original. These are cat names. I like that.
Well, James, you're gonna love this one, James. We had
a black cat named Kitty. Yeah, it's virtually identical. Uh yeah.
They just they lived their lifespan, which was, you know, again all
you could ask for. But uh yeah, man, crazy fucking line up
there really explains me. Yeah, you got a wedding president is a bird.
That crazy game there. I don know what to do. Well,
Tony, Tony, what do you? What do you got over there?
When I grew up, I had a Britney Spaniel dog, so there's like
hunting dogs, but they're pretty cool. They're like media medium sized mags,
you know those kind of so those are good. Uh, she got it.
My dad used to take the aun the dogs. Well, let me
tell you sorry, So I got the dog. It's like a Christmas gift.
It was like the best Christmas gift ever, you know, like a
in a little box and then I the dog's in there and it's oh,
it's a dream. Yeah. And then two weeks later it died because that
had worms. You didn't know. No dog was shipped everywhere and they're like
we had to like the put it in the launder room because it was just
like shitting violently everywhere, and then we had to put it down because it
was like sick. We're like, oly, ship, Well, this is
fucking years ago, two days ago, over thirty years ago. It's crazy.
Thirty years ago. That was a family dog that was the family dog.
So, uh my dude, it was a funk that we had.
The dog name was missed, the m y sd I I think my sister
named it. Okay, full name is missed. Yeah, my sister picked
up the shitty name and it was miss Stickle Shadow Dancer, And I'm like,
fuck, is that you're feel like the eighties twenty twenty three? Hot
damn eighties? Early nineties? My shadow Dancer? What the misty for?
Shure? I don't know, because like, you know, what's run around
outside and the showers and yeah, I don't know, a doggo or something
dog? Yeah, man, Ralph dog. So that was Misty. And
then uh so that dog dog died died after like two weeks or whatever month
or or whatever. So we went and got a new dog and we went
to like a puppy farm and picked it out. And that was cool because
you got the growth. That's crazy. I'm mom did the same ship went
to a puppy farm. Yeah, yeah, no they do. They have
like a farmer dogs on around the ship and it's that's when Brian was born.
That's awesome. Yeah. So so then we got the same exact kind
of dogs called Misty too. No, man, not like like down here
man, dude. Everybody, dude, everybody says that every time I ta
Misty too, and they're like, what the fuck? Well knows to My
sister wanted that name again because she was oldest, you know. Yeah,
the original did that dog live forever and you know, lived dog life and
normal good life. All that was good. Yeah, that was good.
Then when I grew up, I got a let's see, uh cat,
I guess I got a cat first based and then by yeah, I was
living with one of my buddies and we had a cat there and whatever.
But then I ended up giving it to a friend because I just couldn't take
care of you know, what the fuck was the cast name? I don't
even know that, you know, that's how long I didn't have the cat.
I can't remember the castle. It was like I couldn't take care of
this guy, you know, you know, give it. But I was
like, I need to find a friend. And then a friend had like,
you know, other cats, and it was like situation. So I
was like, yeah, that's good. And then I got my dog.
And my dog's name is Pause and I think James Pause medium sized man dog,
kind of small but not good name all. Yeah, he's still rocking,
still kicking it hell doing a doggy style. As if you know anything
about those dogs, clue if you seem like the meme dogs yellow one,
they're they're good. But he's a couple what. I don't know what the
dog's name is though, it's you know, the Sheba Sheba dog. I
don't know what you're talk about. I send you this picture, you'll know
what it looks like. But this one is black kah. This dog,
oh, the doge coin dog. Yeah, yeah, so I have one
of those. It's pretty crazy. He's all wired and ship. It's funny
because like I got it and I was like with some like I was dating
somebody, and then we got the dog together. Obviously great idea, and
then you know, I became single. So I'm like, I'm going to
keep this dog my dog. And then uh and then so then like I
was stuck with his dog and then I looked it up afterwards. I was
like, what what's good qualities about this dog? And like it looks like
a fox. Everything else is terrible. These they're not good with kids,
they're not good with family, dogs, nothing, And I was like,
oh shit, this sucks. But now it's like now he's super domesticated and
good with the kids. When I was yeah, you're not. Then I
moved in my wife when we were dating, and she had a dog and
a cat. Cat's name was Chase, just a gray little cat. I
don't even know what kind of cat. Not bad name, good cat,
Chase, good cat, old cat. I think it's just like living his
life, Yeah, just doing cats ship, I don't know, hiding until
the kids go to bed and then come down. Yeah, just hang air
balls, just me owen when the food bowls got a little hole in the
middle every time, as you do. And then she had a golden mixed
dog kind of thing, bigger golden kind of dog. And then that dog,
you know, lived its life until passed away. So that was it.
And so that's pretty much it. Had a had another cat, an
orange cat we named Kobe. But then the cat ran away, which is
kind of what the Yeah, and it just like one day ran out the
dor and you never saw him again. Big ass cat crazy could have like
survived nons on. That was a good question, man, It's tapping our
fucking pet feelings. I like that question. That's a good question Striker.
Last question here, Johnny the Dick but Kiss asks what's the perfect Christmas for
the Deadlock boys? And I think I speak for all of us when I
say the perfect Christmas for us would be talking about Monday Night We're all from
two thousand and nine, which I think we should start doing now. All
right, now it's time to talk about Monday Night Raw December twenty first,
two thousand and nine, The day the world stops smiling. Sorry, all
right, well, I want to keep up keep your smiles up here,
James, because we had some observers to go over here first, so you
know, things haven't gotten too bad just yet. From the Wrestling Observer Newsletter,
December twenty one, two thousand and nine. According to a WB source
who would have full knowledge of the situation, Bret Hart has signed a short
term talent contract with w this past week, So now it's time to just
smiling. Do you think Brett knew that, like the whole thing was like
to stop the TNA stuff. I don't know. Probably not, I probably
not. I can't imagine, because I don't, I can't imagine it wasn't
well he was U No, I guess he never did anything there. He
did something with that fucking fence comment about it TNA before TNA, right,
Uh, the Australian John I think he did something. Yeah he did.
Yeah, you're right, he did it. Not only that, but he
said I'm never going to TN A before too. Oh that's good. His
jeans in TNA news at the taping news. Dude, that was fucking unbelievable.
Yeah, man, the Nexus. God, damn Brett hard than to
go to TNA. Desmond is right there. Well, the the TNA wars
are starting here soon, as you said. Speaking of TNA. At the
TNA tapings a few weeks ago, there was a half hour meeting where the
wrestlers were told to go back to working holds and telling stories with their matches.
Meltzer says, that's well and good for house shows in pay per view,
but if you got three minutes to do a TV match, it's not
gonna work out very well. Yeah, that's like, that's interesting because they're
right because the way that they produce matches on a weekly basis is because TNA
was fucking no different most of the time, especially this time. Yeah,
they were just you got three or four and it's like dude, we guys
to do ours. We gotta do this angle after and that's really the important
part. So fucking get through the stupid ass match shit. If you want
to give us ten yeah, sure, I'd love to do some holds.
No fuck you running in. You don't have to leave. Get the fuck
out of here there, Okay, I will Raven did that in every company
works for uh some fun Hulk Hogan stories here, boys, we got a
couple here, I guess. At one point, the iw G heavyweight title
was in a tournament and he was in the finals of it with Antonio Andok,
and Hogan claimed it was a shoot. Meltzer says it was a tremendously
worked shoot where Anochi was lariated off the apron, hit his head on the
floor and then acted like he went into convulsions and swallowed his tongue and the
match was stopped, all right, and at which was stopped and Hogan was
concerned. You know, I think it was a mistake and he didn't want
to accept the title and Anok was supposed to win it. It was the
one time that mainstream media and Japan covered it like it was a shoot,
and it led to major mistrust when they later found out that it was not
a shoot well. Hogan claimed that anoch called him in his hotel room before
this and threatened to shoot on him. Hogan then said he got the better
of him and knocked Anochi out, and then he said when the match was
over, he was surrounded by fifty furious Japanese wrestlers and didn't know whether he'd
make it out of the country alive. Yeahs fucking about it, right,
I saw Anochi, I fucked it up. I picked the fuck out a
dog. That's crazy, call me Tarum. He said he was going to
shoot on me and there's fifty Japanese dude, bro. Then I fucking kicked
his ad go man, Yeah, that was That's unbelievable. Man, Will
it ever end? Like now? There's still still stories of Hogan lying now
and this is coming up with more as we're talking now, and we will
track from goddamnit. The Hogan line tracker Kevin Nash has been talking to Mark
Madden to try to convince him to come into TNA as an announcer because he
doesn't like TAZ all right, man, what a horrible, horrible idea that
terrible. I like, ken, please debunk that one. I mean wasn't
trying either, but like correct, I mean, anyone is goddamn. There
was something about the energy in TNA, man, like dudes were coming there
and like they'd be hyped up and then I saw to got within a week
they'd be like, yeah, fuck it, I'm just jealous. What it
was? It like you think, like just how old they were, because
they never and I think it's because they never, like sometimes guys are there
for a long time, yeah, lose their drive, sure, yeah for
sure, yeah, yeah right, And like when you're there for so long
and you don't care the energy radiates the room, especially if you're not there's
no upward momentum for it. You know, you have your spot and that's
your spot. And sure, you know, I absolutely could see that.
But there definitely is something to be said about that time, especially where like
dudes were like very quickly getting tired of being in TENA. He like sucks.
I'm sure it was a multitude of reasons, but I know that there
was a stigma that like I think once you're there for so many weeks in
a row, you're like, ah, fuck it. A couple more things
here from the observed December twenty eighth, two thousand and nine. After years
of court battles with WW trying to figure its way out of its video game
license deal with THQ, the sides have signed a renewal through January first,
twenty eighteen. THQ, Jack Specific, and WB all settled various legal differences
in a settlement agreement where TSQ was paying w thirteen point two million dollars as
a legal sediment and paying Jack's twenty million to get out of its joint venture.
As part of its settlement, Jack's Pacific is no longer part of the
video game deal, and the issues stemmed from TCHQ starting to make UFC games.
They had they had an agreement to not produce a rival video game to
WWE, and then they went to business UFC and you know, obviously the
argument could be made that it's a different sports genre, but Jack Specific took
it as a direct competition and they wanted out games. Yes, that's right,
Yeah, yeah, which were awesome they were getting They were fucking awesome,
definitely better than what WW was doing at the time. They had fucking
SBR twenty ten. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, like, uh yeah,
because they had Corey Ldesma leading the leading the ship there. That's right.
He wanted to do it like Madden. He's I want to make I
want to make the wrestling games like the Madden series. Thank you appreciate that.
A bunch of money is I said? That's right? Had a pay
w B thirteen point two. I guess because of this lawsuit probably right,
Yeah, that's downfall the second soon right? When did they die die thirteen?
Oh? Fuck? Remember I guess thirteen was like the last one.
I guess two K fourteen or whatever, but whatever, Yeah, sure,
I mean they have a couple of w B games still left, and this
they renewed their deal here to twenty eighteen. But doesn't make it there,
huh no. But then two K and then they just had sure yeah so
yeah wow. Well. Also in Video Game News and November, in its
second month release, no version of the SBR twenty ten video game was in
the top twenty in sales. That game sucked, that's why. Yeah,
it was horrible. I mean, really, it was not like twenty ten
at all. Yeah, I mean, okay, maybe not at all.
I'm sure there's something. There were some rede things about it. Like we
talked about fucking No. Eight. I'm sure there's a couple of things that
were fucking fun in it, but for the most part, I I not
like that. Rod Usovinia in twenty ten was all right. I remember walking
around. I think what I didn't like. To me, I didn't like
the game play. I but like then I liked. I liked S FORR
twenty eleven more because that had like the weapon physics shit. I like that
shit. But yes, twenty ten even nine eight like felt slow to me,
and I think twenty eleven is kind of where I felt like, Okay,
they kind of fell the whole. They figured out a better pacing for
this, the whole sbr jhen Ridge just kind of went, you know,
I was like, all right, move on from this. Yeah, last
thing here. After some criticism of him for appearing on the WB broadcast,
President Barack Obama tried to downplay it, Meltzer says, I don't sense the
criticism would be over appearing on the w Tribute to the Troops given President George
Bush was on the show last year and got zero heat over it. But
because Obama is a Democrat and Linda McMahon is running as a Republican. Oh
my, why Obama spokespeople said that Obama taped a general greeting message that was
made available to many shows, and WBE was allowed to Eric and the speech
was not done for WWE and never mentioned this WWE. So Obama getting heat
for showing up on the show. Maybe you shouldn't get heat for showing up
on a shitty show. Maybe you should have brought to DNA instead. Know
they had you know that, we watched the whole episode where they did the
politics this thing with fucking Sarah Palin and fucking Holy Ship. Damn cute Kip.
Maybe don't go to t I want six sites. Yeah, yeah,
you know what. We agree. Oh and last thing, observer thing.
Just to keep this in mind as we go through this episode Raw. This
episode's RAW rating was a three point eighteen and four point eight million people watch
this, So keep that in mind as we talk about RAW. From December
twenty first, two thousand and nine. All right, let's get into this
raw. Yeah, out, burn it to the ground, Burn this whole
era of RAW to the ground. We're going out tonight. We're going out
everything. Hey, listen, It's memorable though it is it's Nickelbacker thing,
right. I don't think Nickelback was as bad as people say they are.
Man, I think now I like Nickelback. Yeah, I think they're just
some good songs. But this, uh Tony is right, this does encompass
a horrible era. Yeah, man, this is the worst rawer ever.
I mean, like, look, you know I've mentioned a little bit before,
but got Lee. They weren't even fucking dry, dude, they were,
dude, and you shouldn't. I knew we were set up for a
bad fucking time when I saw in the intro video to Nickelback is misdoing bird
Taunt, Hornswoggle doing Eddie Guerrero tont and two thousand and nine d X,
I said, oh, fuck girl, they're cooking. Yeah, they're cooking,
all right. Not only are they cooking is Johnny Damon. There is
guest host of Raw here tonight. Let's explain. Do you want to explain
the guest? First off? First off, I wrote this down. I
said, crazy as fucking Oscaren graphic comes up. It was Hornswaggle doing the
crotch shop DX to court. Dude, his croutch up is almost It's not
as insane as may Young's but it's up there with one of the craziest because
he he crossed chops so high up it's like a chest chop. And I
also done John Cena versus Jacks Waggers Tonight and that. But I'm I'm gonna
kill myself, dude. Those are the two big lead ins for the show.
Holy Ship that Shawn and Shawn and t Blatz with photoshopped raw and SmackDown
tag titles. They don't they were real and you're lying the one team except
at the end do I even I completely forget their tag champions throughout the whole
show because they've never mentioned, Like I'm gonna be just I didn't even realize
they were until you just said I didn't know the tag champions. Yeah,
until I looked at again. I just remember they were. They're tag champions.
Huh, all right on both shows. They're not the stars Here to
the Star Here Tonight is Johnny dem On, Johnny David. Dude? What
the fuck was this era? So like there were just a guest host every
week overall? Yeah, so every week there was a new guest host.
You know, they had like Bob Barker. People ask us to watch that
one a lot too. The Bob Barker Bob Yeah, Bob Barker. Yeah.
I'll tell you this. I don't know any of this shit. I
was not watching during this entire guest host era, what the fund the world
is watching? You're not listening, dude. I was talking to tell you
about earlier. This was two thousand and nine. Yes, I graduated high
school in twenty eleven, and uh yeah, high school, man, you
couldn't. You could hold a gun to my head and say you have to
watch w W right now. And I always said you'd go ahead and pull
the trigger watching this show. I cannot blame you, like no way,
man. I remember Walking Dead was starting to get popular too. Oh yeah,
sure, yeah they were cooked. Bro. Well, come on,
bro, this is two time World Series champion Johnny Damon, Johnny Damon who
currently plays for this baseball team. Come on that New York Yankees. Come
on, man, what he plays with now? He was he said he
was a free agent back then, he said I'm or something. He was
playing for the like they booked like the biggest heel fucking guy ever in the
sports territory. Like he's a New York guy and coming into Tampa and they
say they just beat the funk out of Tampa or some ship. I guess
I got a dog, Yeah they did. It was the Tampa Bay Rivals.
Yeah, he comes. Yeah, this is getting great raw, this
is awesome. Like it was a ton of kids in the front row here
by the way, So that's like we're super pg out. Yeah yeah,
I guess so I guess that's who they were. Yeah, like this is
who they were targeting, right, yea ship. It had to have been,
dude. You can even tell on commentary. They're all bubbly and laughing.
It's like, what the fuck is this? They're chilling like they're chilling
on commentary all night. Like Vince must have just said, I'll take take
a night off. Boys take us seven or eight years off, boys take
off boys. Yeah, yeah, Johnny damon town Hall here man. They
they blew this guy immediately because, like you said, he's the opposite.
He's from New York. He plays for New York and you fucking hate New
York. Fuck. This guy's hair is nuts, by the way. He
his face is kind of nuts too, if you look at it. He
should do steroids. He looks like he does. He did I think I
think I read something. He said he did a steroid. I just one,
just one, yeah one. I don't know where I'm gonna be in
twenty ten, but that doesn't matter because I'm hosting rall. I know exactly
what happened to here. When he said that, they wrote it out for
him, like he's supposed to be hyped to say, you know you've read
it. What you word you know, like get hyped of it. He
just goes, dude, he legit. He says, all right, I
got some booze, I got some applause. That's all right, dude.
That legit turns out to be every face is gimmick in w W in the
next ten years. Yeah, somebody hate me a world here tonight. Yeah
I did biz is a good way to put that. That's exactly what it
is. Yeah, he's uh raw dude. Before that, he goes,
uh, we're the world champ in Boston and New York, and then he
does a crotch jup you guess horns style he did. But yeah, he's
he didn't know how to do the crotch shop. They said you should do
this, and then the only reference he had was the hornswoggle as they played
earlier. Just watching there's a good gimmick. He said, I know,
I know what it's like to be the star of a franchise. Ah yeah,
that's what I was saying. Ah hell. And then all of a
sudden, a tiger runs out from the crowd and a white woman is chasing
this tiger with a claw with a golf club. And I was like,
it took me a minute to figure out, because he says, time,
we have a few secret santas out there that will grant a superstar one wish,
which is also not what happened. Thats a big he says. This
is where it started making no sense. First, here's Johnny Damon and he's
posting raw and then heel and then a tiger runs out and a white woman
is chasing him with a phone. Not only a tiger run out, it
goes crap, it's so elastics acoustics from the tiger, of course. And
it took me. I was like, what is going on here? I
was like, Oh, Tiger Woods cheated on women. That's what happened.
He cheated on his wife or something, right, Yeah, man, that's
what a timely referenced Johnny Damon and Tiger Woods cheat on his wife. Love
it, dude, Yeah, I mean I barely could hear myself think to
him, He goes, the crowd was on fire as this woman chased a
tiger on into the ring, swung a golf club at his head. Then
they had to get out of the ring and run away. Dude, it's
like stun, looks Johnny Damon too. He doesn't know. He forgot like
everything and he saw the tiger. He does not know what to do.
Johnny Jamon j Let's get this raw showing. Let's get it on right now.
A beautiful diva, he doesn't say. He says, Hey, but
guess what. Let's get this raw showing showing. Let's get it on right
now, he says. He says divas like he says raw diva. I
was so convinced this is that tim and Erics get I thought I thought,
for a second, this was so fucking bad that my mind just went to
like, oh, this is like satire. It's like irony. Yeah,
this is like this is like Eric Andre show or so it's like timid Areas.
Just can't this can't be like a real thing they were doing. He
can't want a gun and shoot the tiger, you know, yeah, you
know. Johnny Damon Junior just forgot his lines. Johnny Damon says, Wow,
that's not what I signed up for. All right. Anyway, let's
get raw showing anyway. Yeah, welcome away, Johnny demon Yeah hell yeah.
So we start off, of course, with the patented six Diva Santa's
Little Helper match the Beautiful Diva. It's the naughty team versus the nice teams?
Did you have some sound effects to this? It literally could be if
you started adding like glop noises when he's going through, like say, he
could definitely be a timeraryes Kidd or something for real. Everyone's dressed as Santa's
Little Helper here, and Jared Lowe says, oh, I'm so glad I
bought Santa's Naughty Diva list. He can't even be horny no more, dude,
he's an idiot. Yeah, he's just dumb. Now he's not even
horning no more. It wants but it's still it's like PG so he can't
like go crazy. He says, this is my Christmas. President King goes
ah where Cole says, A dude, yeah, this is fucking horrible.
One thing that is great though, is Maurice's theme song is Fucking the Poor
Qua. Yeah, that's actually that's crazy. That was that was my dam
back in twenty ten. Yeah, not SVR crazy, dude, that was
definitely are three and then switches off day. That's excellent. Yeah. So
it's Kelly, Kelly, Molina and Gail Kim versus Maurice Jill. We had
the name or twice, dude, That is fucking true. The first team,
I think is team Nice and the other team's team naughty. Based on
what based on one teams, the heels, the ones, the baby faces,
you could figure that out here. Oh yeah, the psychology was very
I knew who was nice and who was naughty. Well they're both nice,
but you know, well they're all naughty. Oh my, that's what said.
They're being off. I'm shooting at the The court is going to be
a small claims court tonight, little people's Yeah, let me tell you this,
man. We got Melina, Kelly, Kelly, and Gil Kim.
That's side. That's goddamn one of the nice. Yeah, that's the god
damn super Juration army. And we got Jillian Alicia Fox and Maurice. Yeah,
so gil Kim is about start shooting on everyone this match, I could
tell. Uh. Yeah, So they work a match here where I guess
you win nothing. I thought you would win something, but I guess not.
Holiday Divas saying his little Hubbard tag team helps him. Yeah, whoever
wins gets to work on Christmas. Yea, Gail Kim fucking okay. First
off, gil Kim, gil Kim and Maurice are actually trying to work in
this matches. I thought it was pretty interesting because I just assumed, like
it's Christmas, you know whatever, just chilling. But they do some cool
Stuffia Maurice drops gil Kim with an electric chair drop? Was that Maurice?
Was it? Was it not Maurice? I wrote Jillian, But you might
be right. No, Jillian probably makes more sense. Jillian did the razzle
dazzle, so I think it is Ji Yeah, Jillion. Yeah, she
could actually work too. I remember she can do like a moon song ship.
Yeah she was. She was, but all I remember for she had
that thing on her face and booking man ate that shit crazy he did well.
Then she was singing too. Oh yeah she was Britney Spears. I
don't want to say Barbie Spears anyway, Britney Spears. Sorry, for some
reason, I can't say Alicia Fox without saying who is currently the British Heritage
Champion Cup winner. We watched a match of his, that's him and Ben
Carter. Yeah, that's crazy Heritage Rounds match. Yeah, we discovered that
they do those. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty pretty. Did you guys
know this saying? But yeah, So Gail Kim and Jillian start off this
match, and uh, Jillian and Gail Kim are like two of probably the
better workers in the sixth group here and then obviously they don't have a lot
of time, so they're trying to do some shit here and they do some
fucking funds off. Jillian does the fucking razzle dazzle. Gail like counters it
by putting her legs on jillian shoulders and then Jillian kills her with an electric
chair drop. That was sweet. Yeah, and uh, Gail like they
don't go at the same time, So Gail gets dropped like a sack of
rocks as quick as you want possible, man like her head and then her
back and then her asst at three different times. So while they might be
the two best workers of the group Killer Almost Killer, Kelly Kelly. Kelly,
Kelly Kelly is the fucking most popular diva of all time. I think
she gets it, dude. I think that's probably a good way to put
it. She probably And she comes in and does her ship and then she
wins. Kelly Kelly awesome fucking hot tag sbr comeback. Yeah, it's the
Palm Day justice fucking legs jaw Dude, that's crazy, you know what?
Yeah, I mean she was working is she had a little hot time used
to do a thing. The finish Molina drop kicks Maurice, I believe who
was holding Kelly Kelly and Kelly Kelly pins Maurice finish. Reason just doesn't get
the fuck up. It was a devastating drop kick that Kelly Kelly planeted off
the reverse of the body slam. You know, Kelly Kelly was too much
to kick out on. Yeah, And I guess that means that Gail Kim,
Kelly Kelly, and Molina are Santa's little helpers. This, Chris,
you get to work on Christmas. That's good. Santa Claus is going to
be here tonight, A granted wish. Actually, there's gonna be nine hundred
Santa Clauses, everyone, Santa Claus, I'm getting I'm getting mixed fucking direction.
Here is it? Multiples are giving multiple fucking wishes or no, No
one gives no damn wish. You're right, So we go to a pre
tape here it is time for the Little People's Court. Damn damn. So
Triple H walks up to Shawn Michaels and, uh, I'm reminded of the
funny d x O. My god, dude, does anyone else think this
is a gym? Dude? Listen to me and I mean this and I
and I don't. I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings and I appreciate everybody
else. Follow up? Thank you? All right? You well, good
god bad cop here. If you liked this era of DX, you gotta
fucking have something wrong with you. You just have to. There's gotta be
like if you and if you, if you openly tell people that you like
this era of DX, you should be fucking made fun of. You should
you should be fucking made fun of because they fucking suck. Here's my thoughts
on it. This whole show fucking sucked. If you like this higher era,
you got something wrong with you. Look that sucks that you grow up
with this is your childhood, man, that would be terrible. Dude.
You know, if I'm a child and I look at this, I just
fucking watch something else you're not watching. Yeah, I go watch r O
H. You know, I go to HG. You know what I mean.
Fut this? No, we want a funny ha hash on that.
Hunter. Okay, I don't care, just showing and Hunter. They are
the best. And I think I messaged. I think I was talking to
Tony when I was watching it, because I think you might have been out
of the room for yeah, And I think I told him. I was
like, this isn't even like a pro wrestling show. No, yeah,
no, this is fucking bullshit. Yeah, this is This is crazy at
least in the attitude and ship like it felt like a show about wrestling.
This doesn't feel like that. This feels like the wrestling is like secondary.
They're in spite, They're doing it in spite, They're wrestling in spite of
themselves. It's like, damn, damn. This is the era where the
heavy like TV writers, they hired like TV writers like and ship. Sure,
I bet it was his show. Here they were, they were part
time wrestlers, and the story was their lives outside of it. Yeah,
dude, these are the tag champs. Well maybe I don't know where the
belt. Don't worry about it. So Seawn Michaels Uh is standing there and
Triple H walks up and uh he makes a joke about his eye. Yeah,
he says, trible. He says, you know you were in your
glasses and Sean says no because he was reading the paper and said, well,
what's on your shirt? Then you get you know, and give me
that you lazy eye, mister McGoo. He takes the paper from him.
Mister m Yeah, he said that ship pitch kill you. Oh no,
no, that's how we're doing. We're going to little people's going tonight.
Well, Sean says, where you been, trible? He says, I'm
gonna get my microphone put on, and have you been putting yours on?
And Shaun says check check because they got microphones, of course, breaking the
fourth wall, of course, your fourth wall. So they got to explain
it somehow, why we do wear microphones. It does make a sense in
k fab everything. Yeah, it doesn't make someone's got how can I hear
them. Can I see them? Camera's pointed at these wrestlers. It just
doesn't make any sense, says, go go back. How you do it?
Triple A says this thing here, this paper says we got to go
to the ring. It doesn't look like anyone's there. So they walk to
the ring, and this is before this, so this is earlier today.
Through and all this segment they preface and say this was earlier today because there's
no fans in the building, so they had to do it like this.
So they go to the ring and Sean says, I know what's going on
here. We're supposed to go under the ring. That's where the little troll
lives. And really, I can tell you right now, I'm not going
fucking under that ring. John said, come on. So Shawn Michaels crawls
under the ring, and when he does so, his voice starts to echo.
You see, because it is it's very large down there. The room
under the ring is ginormous echoes, you see, that's how they work.
But for some reason, when they go to the hallway, it is not
that voice anymore. It's very strange. I don't know why that changed.
Once they go in there. You know, what my mind goes to about
that ship is like my mind Isley goes to, they're about to fall down
into like the descent cave and die. That's yeah, or something like it's
a horrible place. But they go down there this way, there's this endless
hall of fucking nightmare, right, and it's like, no matter what,
there's always this fucking thing that's this far away from you down there, right,
and you're gonna fuck It's like the end of your fucking life, right,
That's what my mind goes to. But no, anyways, you're gonna
buy these glow sticks, dude? So yeah, they fucking they both go
under there. The cameraman also goes with him, and it's just pitch black.
Sean said, it's fucking dark down here, man, it's fucking pitch
black black a night darkness. We get it, dudere you wrestle WrestleMania about
it. So Sean cracks a DX glowstick and starts jerking it off crazy and
he's truly so ship, Yeah, where is the exclusive? Man? Where'd
you get those from? John says, I got the merchandise stand triples cracks
one two. He says, I got one too, and I got mine
on w B shop dot com. They both look at the camera and everybody
laughs. We're having a good time. He laughing. Everyboy's having a good
time, finds good times. It's the hallways, well, four point eight
million people, we're just putting on a fun show, just fun wrestling,
having fun, all right, you don't lie this fucking man fun man Tulius
finds a light switch. The hallways all lit up now. And as you
said, yeah, this is not like any It's not a fucked up situation
or anything. They're just down there's under the ring. Is just that it
would have been interesting if they did it again, to go down a little
people's court and they end up in hell, right, they they go down
there, it'sys fucking like just really fucking dimly lit, fucking just torture chamber.
Yeah, Like you walk into the Sall room, there's a dude jacket
off in the corner and a dude ship a the ball dude in the middle.
This would make no sense to the people on YouTube. I just thought,
there's like an hour before this when we talked about the Starr Room and
Jacket Office. You can listen to that later. Sorry, about that you
have an actual podcast, not just your YouTube channel. You know, they're
like po dot com. Listen to the whole pod. I mean, you
can get a Patreon whole video. It's all the shape. You get this
segment the merch table dot com. Yeah yeah, ude. But like the
idea that Hornswoggle has been in Hell this whole time is awesome. I loved
it. Should have been like the dungeon of Dude. That's not hot that
room litan goes down. That would have been shouldn't have been Tony. I
actually think in Hell Ferson would have been like way cooler than h mustacheless Hogan
saying that's that would be crazy if they edit up in that same room horns
Chef. So they they're in this hallway and they walk to a door and
on the door it says little people's courts. So that's they have downe here.
It's either by the way they create this holloway, they just put pipe
and drape at the end of the hallway. That's how you base that's how
Yeah, I mean, that's that's real wrestling right there. Quad wrestling.
Well, we talked about when they get there, it's just all pipe and
drape. This is crazy too. Yeah, it's a tiny it's a tiny
room. No pun intended with fucking pipe and drape. There's a ton of
no pun intended in this entire segment. That's the entire joke. Is no
pun intended? A little no, Yes, Well, they go inside and
there's a there's a jury, and they're all little people, and the judge
is also little, and he has a little desk, and there's a little
bailiff and Triple It just starts sucking laughing at them. Man the face points
him. It would have been awesome if Chris Masters was still the bailiff.
He's just like the bailiff of the It's just normal. Chris Mass was in
Hell and two thousand and nine Roster Hornswoggle hosting the show and everyone has to
go to Hell to wrestle. Is fucking so much better. I like that.
I like the idea of saying, fucking the worst things you've ever imagined
in your life. Underneath that was two thousand and nine w w Raw.
Actually heaven was under the ring. Hell was outside that was broadcasting regularly.
So yeah, Sean points over the little judge and Triple Ah laughs at him
and he says, a little judge, dude, I hate why about it?
No, I won't. I won't so uh, Sean says, they
want us to sit down. I said this because no one here speaks like
fucking English. They all speak hornswoggle. What the fuck is going on here?
They was like, they don't need they can speak. They're just little
people in this world. Little people don't know fucking English. And they go
there, it's the whole time to squash them all. Dude, he does
want to squash them all, and he's laughing at them, and Sean says,
they want us to sit down. Triple I'm not fucking saying these chairs.
Look how little these chairs aren't. John says, well, I'm not
saying now I got bad knees. So little bailiff hits Shawn Michaels in the
back of the leg with a little night stick and Sean sells it fucking crazy,
and Triple A says, woa fucking hold on. Alanie grabs Shawn Michael's
beanie and takes it off. Then he begins to compare the bailiff's balding long
hair does Shawn's balding long hair, and tries to accuse the bailiff of being
Sean michael Son. That's about it, mom, Come only man Hornswoggle walks
into the room. He's in d X shirt and camo pants, and Hornswoggle
takes his stand and goes a don Vito. So I'm just fucking screaming at
them and try to say what he's saying. Seohn says, well, he
used a lot of big words, but I think he's saying he's suing us
for intentional infliction of emotional distress and he's got video evidence. So we go
to exhibit A. They start playing a video and it's just clips a Sean
and Triple Hs fuck with Hornswoggle the whole time, and it's, uh,
it's Hornswoggle super kicking a Sean Michael's cutout and Triple A's tackling him. Then
they hang Hornswoggle on a coat hanger with an afro. I'm unsure of what
was going on they did they think that was the idea here, that like
the kids will relate to Hornswoggle. Yeah, because he's like fun, like
got fun. Like the Rangers when they introduced like the Small Ranger that was
a kid that turned into a big Ranger. And they were like, yeah,
related to the kids, and in reality, the kids hate it.
I mean I don't. I mean maybe he was selling merch. Maybe I
don't know DX merch for Yeah, that's true. I mean he was there
for a fucking reason, I guess, but uh yeah, for Triple to
make fun of him. Well he does. He was there. Sina is
there sometimes defending Hornswoggle, though, and Triple h and Sean are accusing Hornswoggle
of gimmick infringement because they don't want him in DX. Hornswoggle sp parading around
in d X gear and they say that I don't want you in d X,
you fucking little bastard. That's pretty much what they say the whole time.
Yeah, Triple hones squash him. He wants to kill him. Uh.
The xtend gets served and are being sued, of course, and Trible
says, oh that's awfully short notice. And uh and then we go to
the commercial. Is how this courtroom drama unfolded? We'll find out when the
Little People's Court continues. Uh yeah, so that's part one of Little People's
Court. I uh so, okay, so I will defend James here because
you missed it earlier. Everybody. We we blame James for picking this episode,
which he did. Now I remember this being better. I'm old,
just old, Yeah, I like I feel like that's why we were like,
okay, let's do this, because like I thought this was better,
but it's not. It sucks. I think that. Uh. I think
a lot of it too, is that, like it's just not funny.
Back of the day is like, oh you did a nod and wink the
other shilling their merchandise. I'm pretty sure you you might know of it,
right right right? Yeah, yeah exactly. I was still around wrestling,
I just wasn't watching, sure, Yeah, but uh yeah, fucking hell
man, Yeah, dude, it's this fire. I hate this DX.
I hate this DX so much. Man. Yeah, like I like I
I love segments like this. They're funny. Yeah exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
Sadly that is not the end of it. There's more Little People's Court
to come. So now we have Randy Orton, Cody Roads, and Ted
Dibiassi Junior facing off against Covie Kingston, Evan Born and Mark Henry six Man.
Yeah the boys are here, man, Randy Orton and goddamn Legacy.
Here's a new day. Uh So Randy Orton faced John Cena. I think
last week to determine who the W Superstar of the Year for two thousand and
nine is. What the fuck is that? I don't know that. I
don't know how that happens. It was like a split and then they had
to have a match for who the Superstar of the years is a little fun
thing. Ever, Fucking Randy Orton lost Tony. He was not the Superstar
of the Year two thousand te he wins the Johnson to Whiz the bashes,
he goes and your winner and Superstar of the Year Johnson. That's right,
you can't just do that. Well, they immediately buried here to Tony because
on commentary fucking Michael Cole or sorry, I guess this is later. I'm
jumping Ahad a little bit. But Michael Cole on commentary when Sena comes out,
says, you know, I bet John Cena would would give up being
Superstar of the Year to be W champion again. All right, yeah,
give up like that cash fucking real. Okay. I think Orton Kofe are
feuding at this time. I don't know if this is pre or a post.
Stupid stupid sniper in the middle. It's probably coming though, if it
hasn't already. Randy Orton starts with Mark Henry, but Randy Orton powders and
then Mark Henry destroys Cody and Teddy Biassi instead. Dude, he fucks them
both up. He fucking clothesline, pounds, press, slam, fu you.
Coffey gets the hot tag and that's when things really kick up. For
a minute. Crowd is hot for Kofey Kingston right now. The crowd's hot
for this match too. Yeah yeah. Cole On commentary says Kofe is no
longer the fun guy that we know because Randy Orton probably shit in his bag,
yeah, guaranteed in the sall room his career for a while. What
was the move that Kofe was going for in the corner that Cody I have
no idea. He legit jumps up there. It might be in the video
games. He does the like punches and then he flips backwards. Okay,
it's like because he goes for it here and I'm like, dude, he
just tried to rail Cody in the mouth, jumps up on the second open,
does punches and then flips backwards. I think, right, whatever you
want. I think there. I thought he was trying to fuck his face
back, but yeah, man, he asked me. And they're really putting
this ship over with Warton, which is cool to see. Coffey speaking of
tellerpared Ice, he hits it and ends up winning the match. Crowd crowd
was good for this, Huh. I like this. Yeah, I thought
that, you know, I like six mans and I think that this was
good. I know at some point that, uh, they become like so
just so shit. Yeah, they come so bad and like, legit,
just get dudes on the show here. Yeah, they do nothing at all.
You know, I think tags are awesome. They're like, that's good
ship. Yeah, it's trios. Matches agree. So we go backstage.
Johnny Demon is backstage Santa Eve Torres and the Bella Twins. As you do.
So, Eve says that she's gonna get some eggnog. Does anyone wants
some? And they said no, I would not like to. We're already
fucking holding cups drinking right now. Why would you offers eggnogg? Well,
okay, sorry, So Eve guys get some eggnog. And then Carlito comes
up and what does he say? What is coming to sa is that you
know what cool bag? We are going to be standing under the missiletoe?
You got that Christmas give? Yet? What he's like having four different conversations?
You cool? What's cool with the eggnog? We're under a missilete?
Did you get a Christmas gift? Yet? See? Like I know is
when I see it? All right? Carlinos up expeditiously. He says,
uh, you know what, I know exactly what it is? And Eve
says an apple, and Carlino says, even better than an apple. And
he goes for a kiss, but Chris Masters is here, and Chris Masters
moves Eve out of the way, and Carlito is puckered up. Come on,
He reaches out to fondle Eve. What was he doing? I put
your around like central kind of thing. You know, I never kissed before.
I don't know about the sensual. Uh, car handed well, he
fucking reaches on and grabs Chris Masters and he said, dude, he doesn't
even do the voice. He said, dude, what's wrong? And then
they start fucking pushing each other. Thankfully Santa is here to break it up,
and he says, Santa Claus says, you two maggots, want to
get it on. I see you doing in the ring tonight, and that's
in order. And dude, thankfully, Carlito is very smart here because he
says, wait a minute, you're not He takes his beard off. He
says, oh, it's just slaughter. Slaughter, great, fucking got me
there. Carlio says, you're not in fucking charge the night, and Johnny
Damon comes in. He said, oh, you want to fight tonight,
Master's versus Carlito. Hey, it's on. Johnny Damon did not know these
dudes names? Sure this looks at the cue cards next to the camera,
Masters Carlo, it's on. Dude, Yeah, yeah, I like that.
I like that. Good job. Johnny Damon says, these guys are
unbelievable. How these guys what their names? Both of them then look up
the mistletoes above them, and Slaughter just starts fucking laughing, just laughing a
lot. And Johnny Damon says, hey, man, don't even think about
it, and that's an order, and says, oh, come on,
man, let me give give me that just really wanted to fuck this dude.
That's awesome, though, shouts out. So we're back to Little People's
Court. Yeah, we're back in the courty. A triple Ah says,
listen, if I could address the court please, I think it's all a
little misunderstanding, is that not? You know, not like we don't like
trolls, dwarves want to be what do you want to be called to?
Minie stature? I don't know. Sehn says, you're not helping us.
Man Shawn says, you'r honor. If I could have a moment, I'll
make it short. I'm like, what do I do? I got like
I'm trying to click out of this. You're gonna watch this, watch this
and write this down. You're gonna listen to this. I mean, I
tell you, I gotta shit it right down. You know you want me
to go boo? Yeah? Sure, hornswoggle yells something crazy, and then
we go to Exhibit B. Yeah, well you gotta get showing just a
tiny moment. Who are you looking at? That's a whole fucking segment,
man. Yes, So Exhibit B is triple H asking hornswoggle if he's ready,
and then they do the d X intro and then triple H fucking pedigree
swoggle and the crowd booze. Yeah, I guess the kids really did like
hornswoggle. Huh yeah, probably many triple h and Sean load hornswoggle up on
a on a little stretcher. Oh my fuck a god. And then they
take him out of the building and then the judge bangs the gavel and and
somehow I don't know how did they say anything or Sean just knows by the
fault here, he knows their language, he knows is guilty. You gotta
be kiddinge. Sean can understand them. How is that possible? His eye
on his eye has a lot of information I needed to understand, like you,
just like you, mister little dwarf troll shorts men ship what this is
helping our case? Small little dwarf, throw go to jail forever. You're
thirty sixty six forty at this time. You're right well, Sewn says,
flipping. I hes are guilty. You gotta be kidding me. I know
you're trying to do You're trying to let him in a dx and guess what,
that's not gonna happen. If he wants to, he has to prove
himself. He's got a tug on Superman's cape. He's gotta watch small vill
he's gotta give us tell us about small villa. Dude, I said Sheldon
was forty five. He was actually forty four. I'm not even fucking lie.
He was holding for ship. This is crazy. Yeah, he looks
like the bailiff. This on well, Sean says, if you're not down
with that, then hornswoggle. The jury, the judge, the bailiff all
start somehow throw I don't know where they got these days. So styrofoam cups
and plates at d X to chase them out of the court room. D
X sticks like their bullets or got Yeah, they're fucking horrified. They run
out of the room. They try to close the door behind them, but
they can't because there's arms fucking stick it out of it. Someone grabs triple
H and Trible. He says, Sean, give me a glow stick.
Trible takes a glow stick and starts beating them back into the room with a
glow stick. And as he does so, he's like doing it as if
he was punching somebody in the ring. Go and they eventually run down the
hallway and they roll out of the ring from under the ring. Excuse me,
and really says, what are we doing man running from a bunch of
little people and Sean ends up falling down face first because they grabbed them.
They're trying to take them back under the ring. Again. This was hell.
It's like Left four Dead dude that grabs you with the thing at the
tongue or whatever, and he's like hold on, fucking smoker, Yeah that
guy, and they're like, that's all. It's the funniest that is.
That game was so good. It's good, dude. I loved all the
characters were very well fleshed out too. That was the rock chat because back
then we weren't rocking like Discord and Ship. So if you PROCs chat Left
for Dead and you get grabbed by somebody's the funniest ever. That's shot that
kid got grabbed. Dude Left for Dead. Two is fucking little Jockey.
That was fucking dude, Left for Dude. That was so crazy on your
head. Jockey was a little piece of ship. And then the fucking boomer
fat Baszard blowing up and and charge the charger with that one big arm was
crazy. He was like going to It's like left it right crazy, Yeah,
that is nuts with it. Yeah, but this this segment was horrible.
Sorry about that, Sorry for that sidebar. I was trying to talk
about something, just something enjoyable. Uh so, yeah, they end up
running away. I triblely saved them from getting dragged under the ring by all
the little guys. And uh, they just run up the ramp and then
and then that's that's little people's court. That's legit. That's it. That's
that's the side there. Yeah, it felt longer or whatever. Maybe just
the recaps I've seen from it seemed like it felt like a million years long
to me. I looked at the run time. I was like, there's
no way, I'm only a half hour, right, this can't be right.
The Slam of the Week presented by the Chicken marr and eat that bitch
the long way Chicken sandwich. They had the long Chicken sandwich and BurgerKing.
You know, but they did chicken there and narrow one nar one time.
It was pretty good. They do have chicken, man, are long chicken?
That's true. Pretty good. Well, John Sanna will not lose another
match a period that I can't lose ever again, is what he said.
That's not a bad angle, It's not a bad They did that with Curdan
angle t A. Yeah, he said, I'm not fucking losing and if
I do, I'm leaving. There was no like repercussion for it though,
like he could lose a match, Oh he could. It's just a personal
struggle, you know. That's all those struggles and is good, good guy
personal struggles I'm all about. And John Cena goddamn, what a what a
struggler he was yo, forever struggling. He always struggled, never won.
Johnson is speaking about never winning. He beat Randy Orton become Superstar of the
Year by the way, of course, and he wants his rematch with Seamus,
who uh accidentally beat him at TLC. He beat him at TLC and
I remember watching that because I remember everyone thought it was an accident because I
think this doesn't Shamus like fall through a table on the outside, and people
thought he was supposed to be like at the same time. It was at
the same time, but it was a fuck up. Well there wasn't a
fun up. I think I don't know what the actual outcome was, but
sure they both I think they're both still to fall through simultaneously. James's table
just tips over. He just doesn't break, but John's does, so yeah,
he just goes through easily. Yeah, and they don't even but they
don't show the Shamus part here either. They just showed yeah. Yeah.
And then of course we get Jack Swagger versus John Cena. I like Jack
Swagger this time. And listen, it's okay to admit that when you were
wrong. You know, I have the cheer for due the Jackswager with the
head, shouldersies and toe song or whatever, you know, with the zeb
culture. That is a crazy way to put that song. Always remember,
yeah Childer, Yeah, zeb culture. That was an unbelievably racist Yeah,
just crazy racist. Just mentioned zeb Culter randomly on a review one time.
We're like, what the fun? Yes, yeah, because I was,
man, Yeah, that's right. It was just random. We were watching
something. Is that what it was? Zeb culture? And then I was
remembering all the great times that Zack Swagger had. Yes, Russa was talking
about Vladimir Putin every week, every single that was his boy. Yeah,
so I made a T shirt I said this is my boy and it had
flat people. It's so very well dude, remember where was it was?
It a w The Swagger debuted and the crowd chance we the people. Hey,
this right, this was yeah, it was Chris Jericho said that was
a stupid idea from bad creator. That's right. Yeah, but top here,
he's the main guy. He's a former ECW champion. Also, they're
trying hell yeah, and that meant a lot to me. That's why I
liked him. That's why American American whatever that means. He did the push
ups with the pyro yeah, my first. Oh, by the way,
do you know why he got pushed Originally because he was awesome? Because he's
really good. He's a great wrestler, and he just looks good. He's
very talented. It's just really awesome. So Vince saw him smile once and
he said that pisses me off beyond belief, and that's why he pushed him.
He said, do you want me to stop smiling? He said,
no, I don't, and then he pushed him as the top of el
Wow. And then they and then for some reason they told him stop smiling,
but he did and then he stopped. Dude, that's like the opposite
of Christian because he said, Christian, you're fucking ugly. I don't see
that face ever again. And then you put a blue dot over his face
on everything, dude. Yeah, I mean Jackswagger wins the world title and
then they just make him a serious guy. He's just Jericho in a suit.
Now, yeah, you're right, it was like that strong. But
we have Jackswagger versus Johnson here at night, my first boll play for this
matches. I can't believe I'm watching those because it's so good seen it and
Swagger do absolutely nothing, fucking Max, they do nothing, dude. This
is insane how little that they do. Like it's I swear at some point,
like because I'm staring at the screen, I swear like I don't know
if I blacked out or what it was. But I came back to and
Jackswagger still had seen it in the same rest hoole that I last saw that
double arm chicken wing and then has it in Forever right for fucking ever,
dude. It's fucking crazy. So Swagger hits the Swagger Bomb for it too.
That's not the power bomb, that's the Vader bomb right now, that's
the Vader bomb, right okay, and then seeds to stare at John Cena
for a very long time. It zooms on on his very wet face and
lips. It's just he's very uncomfortable. He's not even speaking and he's talking.
Dude, you're right. So Sena with the five knuckles shuffle Swagger reverses
the attitude adjustment into a gearall did I thought that was cool? Hits the
Oklahoma Stampede. That was cool. Sena misses the leg drop off the top
that had to be suck right table, Yes, Swagger goes for the swagger
bomb, uh operation and locks in the stf to win. Yeah, they
shut the fuck up and Sena wins and s Sena adjusts his invisible tie after
and nods to the camera. I don't know what I'm I'm not sure going
to work, dude? How could John Berry a fucking up? I got
seen a Berry an up and coming tall like jackswager for me. You seed
to be champion with a smile. We won't lose until he wins the belt
back, so he's never losing. Well that sucks. Well, we go
back, says Johnny Demon is talking to Sandy. By the way, is
this the real one? Well, we're gonna find out, Tony, and
you know what it could be because he's talking and Johnny Demon says, I
don't know where I'll be next year, but Johnny Demon will be fine,
he says this. That's what he says, Vane, do we care about
his MLB trade? I do not give a ship about this guy's career.
Fuck you go to the Savannah Bananas. You did well. Santa Claus then
says, it don't matter where you're gonna be next year, Donny Damon cluck,
you motherfucker. You want to go guy to you personally for bringing the
twenty seven stampions, that the Yankee and this the you know, the boss
a good friend of mine, and you think I'm telling that the American dweam
is alive and doing well. Ho ho ho, I'm fana the boss of
the the Boss. Yeah, yeah, he's his friend. I mean,
you don't know the fucking boss? Yeah? What's his name? I swear,
I'm sure I'm friends with the boss. I swear, yeah, what's
his name? He does say a name, Tony the Boss. I don't
think he says the name. I'm friends with the Boss. Well, MVP
walks in and says, hey, Santa, what's happening? And Santa says,
what's happened to you? Brother? Well, MVP says I heard you
talking about the American dream, and I got one of my own. I
want to make twenty ten the year of m v P, and I want
to approve I got what it takes to be a world champion. But I
don't want to be, you know, handed a title shot. I just
want an opportunity to earn one. So how about this? How about m
v P versus Shamus tonight and Santa says, oh you you remind me a
little myself. You can walk the walk and you talk to talk. I'm
fair. Oh. MVP then grabs his beard and lowers and he says,
dream what you're doing in a Santa suit and dust? It is fucking dusty
roads. I was worked here in his road and he said, did my
pokea dot give it away? Because he had one poke dot on Santa outfit.
He said, why I ain't s I cannot believe. Oh my god,
oh my god. I can't make the thing happen for you, because
I know the man that can make it happen. I can't make that funny,
but my man, Johnny DeMont over here. Johnny Demon says, sounds
like a home run idea to me. M v P versus shames tonight it's
on. It's the MVP says, from one m VP to another, thank
you, and then they fist pumping. Johnny Damont beats his jest fucking fits
bump. You are not like that. From one brother to another that got
you m VV versus Shamus. It's hard. So apparently Carlito punched this ship
out of Matt Hardy last week at the Slammys. Yeah he uh. Matt
Hardy accepted the award for Extreme Moment of the Year on behalf of his brother
Jeff, and Carlida says, what if you didn't win, why are you
accepting it? And Met says, well, yeah, Carla said my man.
Then he punches that in the fucking face. You sorry about that?
Well, Carlito celebrates with the slammy. Then Eve Torres takes it from him
and Chris Masters then puts Carlito in the Master lock and Matt punches Carlino in
the face, so that that sets it up carl Chris Masters comes out with
Eve Torres no intro by the way, no, which I was Chris Master's
entrance without theatrics is bullshit. Yeah, you're Chris Masters being here two nine
is bullshit. Well come on, man, he was fucking doing the dancing
pecks then you like that? Oh yeah, you know, oh yeah,
you know. Chris Masters versus Carlo, the crowd couldn't be deader. Carlita
in pants, Carlino in the pants. Fuck man, he's checking out here.
Soon Primo's coming in and he's quitting. Goddamn man. Yeah, I
gotta get out of here, man. Yeah, they do nothing. They
do fucking nothing for the Master, like multiple times or whatever. I mean
at the end was cool. Yeah, he goes for the you're right,
Tony fucking uh. Masters goes for the master lock. Carlito's counters with a
fucking whipper snapper, Carlito goes for the backstabber, Master's counters, goes for
the master lock. Carlito counters, goes for a spring back elbow, and
Chris Masters catches him in the air with the master lock and then gets to
win. Eve Torres gets in the ring here and pulls out a little missletoe
out of her boot and puts it over at Chrismaster's head and then kisses Chrismasters.
And then Chris Masters is so happy that he starts bouncing his backs herel
his heart. Of course, his heart is beating so hard, starts,
starts, Bow's horrible. You're thirty six, this is this is fucking crazy
here man. Yeah, like this would ruin my Christmas in two thousand and
nine. This ruined my twenty twenty three Christmas? Are you kidding me?
Right? Anybody listening to this today on Christmas? We are fucking deeply sorry,
but this is your fault too. Very Christmas Christmas gift that keeps on
giving, and I guess, well more more gifts are coming here because Shame's
MVPs tonight, boys. I was kind of excited for that one, and
Dude, James, I'll be honest, I like the angle and I was
like, I'm down for this match because I thought Seamus was cool in this
era, m VP was cool and MVP was trying to prove himself to get
the title shot. I was like, Okay, this was fucking see something
here, But what tucks about the stuff where you get the title reigns a
little too early in your career. Seamus was like in super good shape,
he looked great, he could work, but he didn't find his stride on
feel like until like way later that's crazy until like fucking stuff, right,
wasn't that one known was? Yeah, it's probably they were like just fucking
having matches because they're like whatever, and then they went out there and beat
the ship of each other. Yeah. I mean I think Seamus since like
twenty eighteen or so is like up for like All Star guy. Yeah,
many's sweet, but like this just nine. Yeah, things are a lot
different. But I was excited for the match in the last I like Seamus
and I like MVP, so I was like, oh man, I hope
they do something. Yeah this Christmas my Christmas, which was to give them
at least eight minutes. I sorry, sorry, don't got that for you
here. So we go backstage. The Tiger from earlier is with the Bella
Twins. Yeah they want to fuck that's a Tiger. Sanna is talking to
the US champion, the Misz. Yeah, and this is so this is
Santa here right, absolutely fucking not. Oh that's fucking yeah, Santa is
not anywhere near this hell hole, especially not well, Santa says Clause does
not watch W E D. This is you get cold if you watch this
ship for sure, up your ass, Jared, indeed, up your ass,
Santa says, are you ready for Christmas? And Myth says, am
I ready for Christmas? We got someone finished business, Santa. When I
was nine years old, you forgot to get me the pair of z hands
and I wanted to break. Hey, sorry about that pants. I want
it for Christmas. So this year better make account. And I'm the Miz
and I'm the United States Champions and I'm awesome and I want to be the
w W champion. You following this, Yeah, So the MOS reminds me
of Chris Daker. I can't explain it. Maybe it's the cats and the
mannerisms. I don't know, the oozing charisma that he has here. I
don't know what it is, but there's something about these dude dudes, like
if the mis said okay right here in the summer, like yeah, extensively.
I'm sure. I'm sure Chris appreciate that if you told him, I'm
only tell him. I'll carry thats the words that towards and then make fun
of them doing Ms says, I want all the mistakes out there get it,
because it's miss and mistakes out there. I realized that he's the greatest
US champion of all time. And he wants a new car. No,
I want a tour bus with a picture of my face on it. And
I want a hotter girlfriend. I want to hotter girlfriends, and I want
that pair of Zicar breacy pants. And I deserve this because I'm the miss
and I'm And then Sama says, I know, I know you're the miss,
and you can be audited. It's just fun. Hi, I cannot,
I cannot believe this. It's fucking he lowers the beard and it's fucking
I R s to an ovation of Nard. No one fucking knows you have
irs two thousand and nine talking about taxes. Kids love it, dude,
not even tax season, by the way, it could even fucking December and
you could be audited. Dude, Miss fucking Santa Louis beird it's I R
S and Miss says ruin R. Sister Sam R says, well, the
thing is mass you owe back taxes on that four focus you want on the
Kardashians show. What is talking about? What the fuck are you talking about
the Kardashians. And then the blonde girl from earlier with the golf club runs
in and sees the bellot wins trying to fuck a tiger, and she yells
there's more you cheat her and swings the golf club full force at the tiger.
The tiger runs away. They all run away, and we have more
dialogue with the fucking miss and I r s here. This is the law
segment I've ever watched this. This is a second I think I messaged you
about. I said, how does this keep gone? They did the tiger
bit at the start and I was like, okay, whatever, fuck it's
over. They did make one reference and they like continue. Someone was like,
oh, we're cooking here. I guess what he's got to be back
at the back stating he's gonna be the best about that as the fuck Well,
miss says, while you chase after the tiger and see how many girlfriends
you can dedoct what what the fuck are you talking about? Irl? Well?
Miss, don't worry with you being the US champion. That puts you
in a completely different tags. Breakeet and don't try to finagle your way out
and your government forms your ten forty forms because April fifteenth is around the corner,
and I will be watching it, David watch Hey my taxes. I
know that's right. So Johnny Damon, Come on, listen, Johnny monks,
and he says, hey, I paid my taxes, and Iras says,
yeah right, you baseball players are the biggest tax sheets of all time.
Dad. When he is spitting, he is spitting. I mean,
but wait, there's more. I got to miss turned this shit off,
man. No, not in irwind clause at the beginning that Tiger Woods and
then you're not listening. Well, let's talk about the reference we got Talker
Woods got, Zeke Avoricci we got, I r S we got, said
the Ford Focus Kardashians, the Bellet Twins, Tiger in forty forms. But
now Johnny Damon leaves, and then r S is there, and May Young
walks in in a Santa's Santa's little helper out there. She's this, Well,
they're under the mistletoe, James, you fucking understand the fucking May Young
Young starts making up making out with Johnny Damon because they're under the mistletoe.
You see. They start rolling around and Jerry Lawler is dying on commentary law
Santa's original Elf, the ghost of Missus Glass, anybody else in. So
the segment ends with Johnny Damon rolling away and may Young tries to stand up,
but her fucking old shitty lag fucking buckling under her, her fucking stupid
and she almost falls over and dies, which would have been great. The
Belgians are sitting on the couch, are like about to help her, right,
almost fucking collapses head first. She gets up and Yo, she looks
right at the cameras says, see you fourth wall Mary Chris. Yeah,
dude, is this legit the worst segment we've ever watched? This gotta be
up. I mean, so there's been like when I think of worst segment
we've ever like reviewed, I'm trying to think of what pops in the mind
first, and like Katie Vick is one of those up there that I always
think of. But yeah, yeah, like they but they did Katie vic
like wanting to be controversial. They did this like wanting to be funny.
Yeah. They had the Tiger and the I R S and the Mizz and
the Caverigi and the Ford focused in this. I forgot how long this was
until I kept reading my notes. Yeah, dude, it is fucking just
the worst. I was like, I really hope this Christmas they allowed me
to get an eight minute shameless in the DP match. Well we have to
this is longer than the shav Mad You're the amazing, you can be audited.
The least you could do is throw me a fucking bone here. The
least you could do. They were aiming at all for anyone that likes wrestling,
fucking period children, and they have like the most dated references ever on
this fucking thing. It's crazy because in my mind I was like, okay,
maybe Tony because like maybe it's a holiday episode, but this is like
December twenty first, oh they would be down during the holidays. Yeah right,
because you know, yeah so, but like this was this was fucking
like four days before Christmas. Like, there's no reason they did a wrestling
show here. You guys got no pay per views? What's the fun?
Did they avertise a pay per view once? When's the fucking pay per view?
I don't know what's next. I didn't hear anything. They're building the
row rumble that's rumble, Yeah, dude, a whole year they got a
it's on it's edge comes back and wins it. Yeah, okay, good
for him. I was at the one where Seawn Mike was like, on
the no, you're right, I think it is h and then he super
kicks Charles Robinson. Yeah that's I know exactly what you're talking about. That's
awesome. So Seamous versus m v P, it's a shameful thing. Globsterd
hell yeah, dude, this guy's pale. You know that. I thought.
I was like, this is gonna be a good match. Yes,
me too, Yeah it wasn't. So Shamans versus m v P, Seamous
beat Sena at TLC. I actually wrote down, I'm excited. I'm excited
to see this one. Seamous and m v P are in great shape.
Seamus fucking is I mean, he is ripped, he's w W champion.
MVP looks awesome, like he's in really great shape, and he's over.
He's got ship people know, I think, okay, cool. Yeah,
so Seamus beats down MVP, MVP gets a hope, goes for the ball
and elbow, Shamus broke kicks him. Wasn't called that yet? Yeah?
Well yeah, unnamed bicycle cake that he hits with and then had Celta cross
here. Correct, that's right. Yeah, he wins the match, and
I wrote I don't know why I was excited for this. Yeah, sorry,
yeah, so Celtic Cross and then he wins like it was how many
how many minutes do you think of too? Look, I get it,
that's just w B style, like I'm used to it, but they would
have got a I bet this would have been fun ship. You don't even
needed to be long six since two and a half legit, I looked it
up and a half. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean the story
of MVP catching Shamous off guard. He's alwayshit, this guy actually has something
and then Shamus broke cut off and then like that's it, like and then
MVP can go and to do something like and yeah he can call back to
it, you know, the grand scheme. It did none of it matter
because like, no one was numbing in to see pro wrestling anyways at this
time. That's true, like Seamus b MVP okay, and they had no
fucking plan to do anything with VP, So yeah, sure. Sina then
runs out and gets in the ring with the mic. That was very strange.
I thought he was gonna jump Shamus, but no, he just runs
in fast no music with a microphone, and then Sina says he's over to
rematch and he wants it right now. He gets the sexy pop too.
He takes off his shirt. Sexy pop he he takes off his shirt is
crazy. Sexy pop is underrated. I don't know if many people get the
sexy pop Nowaday Jag something does, Yeah, Jake Something does. Here's gonna
take his shirt off. He just stands there. He Jeff Aready. Yeah,
I guess you're right. Yeah, sexy pop is underraty. We got
to bring that back. Yeah. So Seamous leaves, Yeah he uh teasers
stepping up to Sina, leaves, comes back and then leaves again. Uh
so damn you got him? Did you know ec W and sci filast Week
was watched more by men eighteen or thirty four than the NBA on ESPN.
I did know that. Actually, Oh good, all right, well don't
tell me that ever again. Waste of my time? Yeah, definet,
how you could get it on the Man a half you So backstage, Vince
McMahon comes up and talks to Johnny Damon. Well, Johnny Damon is getting
his face wiped because May Young just fucking took advantage of him. Yeah face,
Yeah, that's what Vince is. Vincent. Johnny Damon tremendous. Java
is guest host Oh that's that's nasty. Gonna have to use some sandpaper to
get that off, I think. Anyway. Yeah, oh yeah, you
got that sardine breath going on for you right now? Anyway? Wait,
no, what sardine? Yeah, yeah, that's what. He doesn't have
any other references, just Linda and him. He said, you get that,
Vince. Vince looks at the PG camera. He got pussy on your
see if walk Anyway, great job. We heard John ConA issue a challenge,
and you know he was guest host to whether or not you want to
I just want to say, if you want to do anything about that,
Vince, get the fuck out of here. Man. Let the dude do
his job. He doesn't give a fuck now. Somehow Johnny Damon is able
to book Shamous versus John Cena for the title next week. What the fuck?
Want to just book the whole year? I book WrestleMania, Johnny Damon
book Trip Bleacherchoe Michaels WrestleMania. Yeah. Man, uh well the crowd booze
because they wanted the match, hear, so it just pissed everybody off.
And Johnny Damon says, well, is there any truth to Brett Hart hosting
Monday Night Raw and Vince's it's f fucking hate. He says, you know
that's kind of a homebug question. Anyway, good job. Johnny Damon says,
I what a fucking dick your mouth? You stick like asshole? You
would eat an asshole? Johnny Damon A yes, And now I'm hosting Raw.
Raw is brought to you by in the show, dude, the new
subway f dollar foot long is fucking the sponsor here and Lawler says, ah,
I'd like one of those in my Christmas dogging and Cole says, you
have a five foot long Christmas dogging. Louis says, it's a fucking foot
long dip ship ship. You are an idiot. Why't you suck my missile
cog dos? And now it's Tom for the main event, dude, this
is the main event. Fun evening is wow. Miss versus Santino clause.
Santino comes out as Santa and he throws gifts in the crowd, says Merry
Christmas, Mary Mary More. James is not over. Club team goes hard
though it just starts out with and then it cuts in Many Christmas. Santino
Claus is coming to town. Fucking Santino Claus says he does have a list
and he did check it twice and right now Santino Claus doesn't feel like being
very nice. Miss jumps them at the bell, starts stomping him out,
hits him with the I wrote miss ball, sack attack Santino. That happened,
No, Santino boss Oh he did the boss man. Uh, running
ball sacked him in the rope. Let's don't watch something else. Uh.
Santino misses a second rope salute headbutt, missits the skull crushing finale for the
win. Uh, and then grabs Santa's sack and starts stomping it out.
The crowd is dead as fuck. Dude, I'm dead, dude, I'm
fucking sick of this ship. Dear. It's when Daniel Bryan made Santino a
believable elimination chamber. Guy, I do remember. That was awesome. He's
the greatest wrestler Ha's ever lived. He is. Anyone that says otherwise is
crazy in the world. That could have made Santina Marilla a believable elimination chamber
winning and people like people just thought he was gonna win for cloud was electric
it was nuts, man, they believed and wanted it, and yeah,
that was fucking tremendous. Well that's not what happened here. James miss beats
him very easily, then kicks his sack of gifts and leaves and he's going
to be audited now, so uh it then replays the entire Little People's score.
Holy shit, easy plus ten? You know why? Fuck why?
So they could segue to the Big Show. So who's not on the show
the whole time? I didn't even know this was happening. You fucking didn't
even know that were the tag champs and this is the tag title feud either,
I did not. Yeah, so they segued a Big Show, and
Big Show says, I'm sick of the Big Show is forty years old.
Big Show says, I'm sick of the fake Santa Clauses. I'm calling the
real Santa Claus. I'm hungry. I fucking big ass to the ring.
Dude's going on, and so we legit, we're just talking about this last
week with Big Show in ninety nine, because he just came in and we're
like, wow, you you don't even know what you're in for. And
he's in for this he's in for asking for Santa Claus. To Josh Matthews
on the show, you are seven ft fucking tall. Fine, how did
I know? Big Show like his personality a little bit more and like I
know, like this shit he like he's an easygoing guy. Yeah, like
like he probably was all for this. He's like, I'd love to say
the fake Santa Claus and shit, yeah, man, I would have been
like whatever. Yeah. So we get the Big Shop nine. He's already
a certified Hall of Famer, so you know it's just yeah, jack right
my fucking jacket. So we got a Big Show town Hall, which is
the final segment of the night, and that's great. Yes, So Big
Show calls out Santa Claus. At this point, I got a gun in
my left hand. Big Show calls out Santa Claus. Show. So Santa
comes to the ring. Of course, another Santa. There's there's fucking only
been Santa's only Santa's. But he's looking for the wait sending them two to
three irsh Senna, Sanna, what food give me? Chris Cregle? Where
is Chris Cregle? So Sanna gets in the ring and says he has a
full entrance with tron music, Santa Claus Yeah, save us Dot. Santa
and Bella Twins are here too with Santa. By the way, of course,
they want the fuck Tiger. They want to funk Sanna. This is
a great wrong with these girls. Ship? What's right with them? Tony
Alas said, they used to like the ship on dudes, the twins.
Sorry, I couldn't get it out of my head. I didn't want to.
I was gonna tell you after what I was like, I feel like
maybe more people should hear this ship, ship on the feet and stuff.
That's when we come to a two thousand dollars laughing, I promise you all
right. So Santa says you're big ASSA says your big ass is not going
on my knee, no big show. Then struggles, I mean, this
guy that's tough to watch. It's tough to I'm sad watching it. It
sure, then struggles to get down to one leg because he's huge. Man,
he's a big bastard. And Santa sits on his knee and big show,
the seven foot tall, big naszy bastard says, Santa up in a
good toy and what I want for my Christmas wish this year is a big
ass dinner because I'm I want five dollar foot long sandwich in my stocky chicken,
very foot Maybe bellet a ship on me, step on ship stinky yum
me. This is a big show foot tall. He says he's been a
good boy and he wants his best friend and tag partner, Chris Jericho back
on Raw Boo, where do you go? Where'd Jericho go? What?
Maybe got banned? Yeah, Santa says Jericho has been a bad boy this
year. Ah says stop and we just leave it at clem. We don't
know what happens on that is raw. Do I hear this? I don't
want to hear this. You have to know the world is listening like so's
dumb, Like I'm just clopped down in like the lights on. But no,
he's home. I just first plus one hundred standing the review. Dude,
I can just be done. Three seggs his forty years old? All
right, semmy champion w B champion, Chris Jerco has fucking been the underta.
This is beat Stone going to the rock in the same night. This
is Santa Claus, by the way, Santa Claus. Alright, So Santa
says Jerk has been such a bad boy this year to Big Show says,
but saying I wanted more than anything in the world to have my tag Barty
good Jaco back on the Wrong. Santa, Well, if you want it
so badly, I grant you the wish and Jerko will be back on Wrong
next week before we know what the reveal is here. I like to think
that Santa save us. Santa went up to Blue Dead On Junior and a
what are you talking about? Hold on a second, Remember, okay,
I'm tied this whole show together because it shows the trade. But Johnny Damon
Junior says that Santa will grant one wish tonight. I like to think that
Santa Jericho went up as the real Santa that Johnny Damon and said, I
will grant the wish to one w superstar, and then Big Show got him
out here and that's where we are here, and he granted the wish.
Official, so Santa says that Jeric goes back. It is official because that
is the one Christmas wish. You you here any analysis as in depth as
Deadlock, and because because Johnny Damon said that the Santa would make the wish,
this is These are not words I ever thought in my life. I
feel like I'm being died altogether because id a script from hell. I only
have so many days left in my life and I'm shoddy damon story. What
is blood off with about? No? I don't this is I'm telling you
we might as well start a skimmy toilet podcast. We started the DNA podcast
because we hit the Patriot number. Don't some dumb ass ship just like this
over on tn A too? Absolutely all right, really okay, Hornswogle come
out, but yeah, Christmas wish has been granted, Joko's coming back.
Wawrence Waggen's music then plays and he comes out. Spend is crazy crotch chopping.
He ripped Santa's beard off, and uh it pans in on fucking Santa's
face? Who's that Santa beardless variant? Chris Jerch this be yeah, Hornswoggle
then has everyone out here? How come on? You're not giving respect to
this segment? Hornswoggle fucking it takes off the beard. Yeah, thank you,
dirty, You didn't understand Chris jered. Huge moment here. He fucking
fooled us all that it was staying on the whole thing. Hornsgle goes under
the regular Hornswogger goes under the ring, and Jericho tells Big Show to go
under the ring to get him. But before he can do that, hornswoggle
music hits again. That's how it sounds if you forgot, And an army
of little people in d X outfits come out from under the ring and they
get in the ring. They surround Jericho. That's when I noticed someone in
the crowd as a Bubba Army sign. So I feel like this building explode.
Just blow this building up, man. So Jericho takes off just his
shirt, keeps his fat belly for some reason. I'm not too sure what's
going on here. Because it's funny. It's all laughing, because it's really
laughing. It's funny. I did like I wanted to picture of Jericho with
his white eyebrows because it's the white eyebrows and the fat belly, and it
was it's a funny picture. I thought it was funny. I was laughing,
laugh funny. I think that would be a great Twitter interaction. If
you post a funny won't recognized that that's good. That's good. You know
what's funny is eyebrows is funny. Fat belly and no shirt. That's hilarious.
It don't matter. You know what's funny is you know it's funny.
Shotgaels he's forty six years old and jokes. Yeah. No, I was
saying it was yeah, I don't know, it's something gigs in the backshots.
I literally forgot it was something. What shots are? Well, that's
Santa No, he's not a Santa picture this were saying. The people dressed
this d I forget. Don't be the funk out of christ Jericho and Big
Show didn't do it anything. You just standing there the quarter laughing, yes,
correct, by all the little people. Big Show grabs one of them
by the leg, lifts them up, fucking hits him with a side slam
and kills him. And Michael Cole disconcerned you just died voice on commentary.
Then Big Show grabs him by his leg and draps him over the ropes and
the referees can create him like a focus spy, and he was like,
picks him up. He just bends like you. Jericho then throws Hornswagger back
into the ring and they're gonna killed. They're gonna kill Hornswoggle for Christmas,
and he Hornswoggle throws his hat down in a sign of defiance. He's gonna
stand up, did down, starts tuning up the band because he wants to
be a d X really badly. So he starts tuning up the band and
then Big Show goozles him hedn't sweet to music on Jerka's knee, and Jerco
sells it huge usually shin music by the way, excuse me sorry, yes,
and big shoos going for the choke, saying, but degeneration X comes
up, James, Degeneration all timer line here and anybody gives his rides down
even got there, I did not go on. Here comes the cavalry.
Thank god, thank god. It's the greatest thing in the history of disassociated
right now, dude, that's all. It was like five minutes ago.
I feel you, I told you comes out and makes the safe here d
X is doing this, James, Yeah, d X comes out fucking and
h b K grab a mic and Triple A says, squash up. Do
you so when you write your notes, do you write a j J H
b K. That's what I do as well. Do you write hp K
yeah right, jhb K yeah, that's we're all So they double suplex big
show. He rolls out, they fucking shit, can't Jericho to the floor,
Horn's waggle gets to the ringy spam and crotch tops. We're not done
here yet, boys, we got another promo to do here. Sean michaels
and Triple comment or get on the mics, and Triple says, Sean,
let's squash him. We want to squash Hornswoggle. That is the whole premise
of the show that he wants to squash one's walk on. Sean Michael says,
oh, come on, man, it's Christmas. We can't squash them.
And Triple A says, you know what I want for Christmas? I
want to squash them. And James and uh mist like a crazy migrate right
around the eyeballs. It's definitely. I'm definitely all right. I just say
that was sag his eyeballs and that's what I was doing. I can't even
see you, but I feel you. Yeah. Well, they say that
Hornswalk is growing on them, and they say, listen is good growing.
Sean Michael says, come on, can we keep him. I'll feed him,
I'll clean out his cage and I'll wipe his ass and I'll a human
being talking about that. That's a real human Yeah. Man, he's a
normal guy. He's a normal dude. They're treating him like a little animal.
And it Tally says, listen, we can let him with d X.
We have a height requirement. Oh my fucking guy. He couldn't just
let that one go. He couldn't just know we got more. All right,
you want to drop this whole court thing. So we can't make your
full number of d X, But how about this, As of this moment,
you're now the official Degeneration X mascot. And Hornswalk gets fired up and
he's cross chopping at chest level all over the place, and they fucking send
it home. If you're not down with that, we got two words for
you. Hornswag says, suck it. They do the DX chops with the
pyro. Everyone's happy. Snow appears on screen somehow, fucking falling all over
the screen, and that is that is, that is what Christmas is all
about. Boys. Wow, So I got a gun in my left hand.
You know, they have like the world's fucking thesaurus of wrestling in the
back. Sure, I mean, they have every legendary wrestler that's ever lived.
Agent they have God they created, I mean literally the only fucking company
on top. Sure nobody said this ship stinks. No one said, like,
come on, man, they don't write that down. This wouldn't work.
No, he was writing some funny skits for Sean Michaels lazy or whatever.
No. I think I think what it was Tony is that Triple A
said, yeah, this is all this ship does, all stink. But
you know what, I'm the fucking number one guy of the show, So
I take that w met dude, and it probably you know what I mean,
like probably everybody, like you know, Triple Ah is in the position
he's in here and it sucks, and it sucks and it sucks, and
it sucks so much for place says, well, you know it was better
when you had me on top. And then they put him on top again.
They give him the title, Yeah they do. But also, I
mean, he's catching those merch checks from DX, so I'm sure he does
not mind either. No, you know, this is a truly truly horrible
show. I and I can't reiterate it enough that if this is what you
enjoy, you're going to hell. You're going to hell. And you're going
to pass hornswoggle. Hell, you're going like underneath that, You're going like
worse. Down the hallway, you find an abandoned mall. You're there and
you realize that time's actually not passing anymore. It's not and you're stuck there
and there's You go into a room and every room looks the same, and
every room leads to another room that looks the same, and that's where you
belong. There's nobody you call out. There's no answer. This is what
you deserve. It never will be an answer. Someone needs to answer this.
So there needs to be an answer to why this show happen. You
know what's you know what's crazy? This show. If you do a pro
wrestling show and it's bad at the very worst, it's just a bad pro
wrestling show. Yes, if you do a bad w B show, it's
the worst fucking entertainment based product that can possibly exist. You got to give
it to them. They're really good at doing the like when it's the worst,
it's the worst. Like there's no in between. The dynamic range and
w B shows is absolutely absurd. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's funny,
unbelievable, good and bad it's so far between it's unbelievable. Yeah,
I uh, I feel like life is a little My life is a little
different now boys, that uh that we've been through this together. I feel
like this was like, you know, we've had a lot of bonding moments
as this was the Christmas episode. We're in the holidays, we are this
has been posted on Christmas. This is fucking absurd. We've we've you know,
we've bonded a lot as you know, as as a as a group,
you know, the listeners have have grown with us with the podcast has
had many evolutions and and I feel like, really this was That's what the
spirit of Christmas is all about. Boys. It took us two hundred six
episodes to the worst w episode of all time. We did it, dude.
We was like boring Rawins with like Taker in the main event. But
this was just bad. This probably should have been coy, This should have
been on like the ky Bash list, like this probably shouldn't have made the
cut. Yeah, yeah, you're right, but it was. Yeah,
this is w book and trying to book like s n L and then wrestling
has like a backdrop. It was just fucking off. I'm happy we got
to do it together, though, boys, and that's that's what ever.
Forget us talking about this episode. Me neither me neither and that is it's
for a raw segment. Here comes ir res no, no one is it
for wrong? Everybody checks check us, chake out deadlock for a wrestling.
Get the out of here before the boys fucking make me kill myself by by m hmm