Revisiting WWF 1997 The First RAW Is WAR, The Great ECW Debate, Sid & Taker vs Vader & Mankind, Build To WrestleMania 13

Dude Boys on Back Podcast episode number two hundred and twenty one, and today
is that a fact? Is that twenty one book back at Monday Night Raw
is War? The first one ever raw Monday Nights War is crazy? By
the way, I guess that's he's not wrong, Tony. This is kind
of what they start the show off with. Yeah, this is the first
raw where they called it raws war. It's the first on raw. I
think it's fourteen different names that they fucking up during the whole show. The
date for this raw was March tenth, nineteen ninety seven. I want everyone
to remember that date is the worst raw that's ever. Wrestling should have died
on network, should have won the Monday Night would whatever effect, whoever had
a hand on putting this program together, should be sent to the deepest,
darkest pits of hell, because this is the fucking worst should ever two thousand
and seven raw seems like Russell Maybia compared to this FU. Somebody will pay.
And once we have names and we have a list, we're going to
act on that list. I hope we'll just think by But before we get
into that, we have to go over the deadlock updates. Oh, my
which of course we have watched this that went I'm on the Patreon this week,
which was Mike Awesome versus Massado Tanaka November to remember nineteen ninety nine a
beautiful year, James, much better than ninety seven. Somehow it was only
way better two years after. But yes, Mike also Masata Tanaka one of
their many incredible matches, and we will use this time to say that Masata
Tanaka was also on our show DEPW World's Strongest, which you should also watch
because it was very fucking good. It is now available on DPW on Demand
or super Indie dot tv, either way you want to spell it. That
has not only Masato Tanaka, but Chris Danger's very first match ever. Oh,
we had Kobe Crino, Lucky Eli I Quit, and just a lot
of crazy stuff on that show in general. So you should check that out.
Do it. And speaking of Deadline Pro Wrestling, DPW will be returning
on this Zimber tenth at the Durham Convention Center in Durham, North Carolina for
the second anniversary event celebrating two years. How do we make it? I
don't know, man. Yeah, we went through like sixty eras too,
dude, I was just about to say, we've been through so many eras,
it feels like an entirely different company now and a company that we are
very very proud of, and we hope that you will join us on the
summer tenth, if not join us the weekend after that for the premiere on
Deep to Beyond Demand dot com. If you want to get tickets dpwt i
x dot com. Tickets are going pretty fast already, just on the pre
sell. We haven't even posted a link yet and we're like close to almost
out of front row, so wow, I might want to go. That's
on them dpwt i x dot com. We just had our biggest house ever
for the November show, so this one could potentially fucking surpress that too.
So let's get be a part of history. Yeah, face the pain.
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a choice. We were like maybe not, but there were so many people
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We're coming. We're slowly but surely creeping to four thousand patrons. By
the way, it's a possibility, it's not it's not far away, not
far away. All right, Now it's time for the dead Light Patreon shoutout
segment. Oh, the legendary, the legendary shout out segment. There's none
no bad names are all good. I guarantee it this time, Tony.
Well, this is the week where if any of these names are unacceptable,
Tony, we are chopping your whole cock off. Well, that's great,
because they're all unacceptable. I lied because I am I don't want to cocause
too, I am a liar. You know, what I didn't realize is
that when people sign up with these names, if they are subscribed to any
other Patreon, they're name is still the same on that Patreon. That's right,
because that happened that there's a lot of confusion with that, James,
because people will sign up with their shoot name and then change it and think
that's the name. That's right. No, no, no, you have
to sign up with this name for us to see it. And then if
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All right, now it's time for the deadlock five dollars, Patreon,
Q and A Tony. Come on, come on, we're gonna ask you
the questions and you answer on Patreon try something. Yeah, we're gonna you
know, this is ongoing seg We're gonna do here. Tony will ask you
a question you answered next week and then we just don't remember that we did
this, and then well, well this week, Tony, no, I
have curated some questions from the Patreon and the five dollars here and what they
would want to ask us. You know, they can ask us anything,
boys, and they this is the ones. These are the questions they decided
to ask us. So here's a question from Totino the Pizza Boys is your
son, Tony, No, no, it's not. Totina the Pizza Boy
asks, if you three were in a saw trap, who would be the
first to cut their cock? Now, on a second, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. If you three w we a saw trip,
who would be the first to cut their cock off to escape that evil billy?
Now, I usually the like getting out of the track up involves like
something. So does this mean that the trap and we have to cut our
cock off or like definitely just hurling. We're just I it's worth it.
You can't even get it out after that? You think I could trick the
trap by just having my cock like rescind it to my body? Is this
that if the trap involves cutting your cock off, I feel like it's up
to you to get it out, like you're on a timer. You know,
you got to like put it in the thing. Probably it's probably like
a penis exploding machine. If I cut like if I cut like my middle
finger off, I'd be all right, Okay, they could not tell the
difference. I think he would because you know, he always comes up with,
you know, all the possibilities of someone trying to trick them, So
I think he would know there is no fire already. Well, Tony,
would you know have the hardest difficulty here because like the leg middle of this,
Yeah, see I have it easy tell you would? Well, who
would be the first of us to cut their cock off? Is the question
here? Me, Tony? Would you cut your cock off? You're cutting
your finger off here? You say, well, yeah, I mean he's
not going to know the difference. He's not there. He's watching on TV.
Yeah, but someone's watching. Think about that. Yeah, I'm like
that. He give damn stupid time. He's like, oh, okay,
Tony, are you cutting your cock off? No, I'm gonna flex like
Valvin you know, should have done. Oh he's gonna do what should have
happened. Flex and explode the machine and I'll get out of here. Then
you should get first. You exploded the whole machine for everybody. No,
we all have three. There's three different, three separate machines. He thinks
of everythingmer old old eighty year old old John Kramer. Three the fucking hospital
ridden eighty year old John Kramer. But it's in three seven feet his exploding
machines he created somehow. Now, James says, he's turtling and somehow cutting
his finger off to get out of the machine. Tony is flexing his cock
to break. I'm like, I guess I think I'm just cutting my cock
off. I got nothing. You take the way out, man, I
take the crazy way out, you know what I mean? And Tony just
takes the direct you know, I'm doing my thing type ship. I don't
know if that's answered your question. But I hope you enjoyed the answer nonetheless.
Fat rye back asked James and Tony. How often does Johnny say ship
that makes you pause? Now? I don't understand this question. I feel
like I'm a pretty normal human being, especially this weekend, I was a
pretty normal human being. And I don't think there's any answers we talk about
that's not fucking right. I mean, the dude is always asking something,
you know what I mean? Questions? Yeahs a segment that I asked the
question, ask the questions to think about the answer. It's like every time,
Tony, here we are again. You know what I mean? Like
you have a whole segment of this ship is not exist without this dude here.
I'll tell you that might be right? All right? Whatever, man,
you man? This guy asks this is specifically for Tony. Here.
Where does the poop go? Why not? I never thought about it.
I'm waiting for an answer, Tony. This is for you. Well,
I have to pause. It's I guess Johnny's got a question. Time here.
There's plenty of time. You want me to repeat the question, yeah?
Please? And uh the poop go? When? I all right?
Is that how you wrote it? Yeah, specifically how I wrote it?
Okay, can you can you? Can you put it in like a different
sentence? All right, give a try here when sorry, you know,
I'm you know, can you try with an accent? Now? Maybe I
can? Yeah, shut it out? You know the answer? I don't
got the answer the answers, James, you have an answer. Yeah,
it goes out your ass into the bowl. Correct answer, correct answer?
Problem? How did Tony not understand that? I apologize? All right,
there's another question for Tony here, will care which martial art would you teach
us silver back guerrilla for two months in order to give him the best shot
and fight against grisly bear? And where is that good about? The answer
the toilet bowl? I think it's the correct that's very very good, very
good. I think mixed martial arts would be the one, like, oh,
that's the marshal that you would teach mixed that. That's what I asked
the teacher for that going mixed teaching that. Yeah, that's good. That
correct for that one, Yeah, mixed one. Mixed martial arts use the
name sticking out your gout for the rizzler, use to skimb me the use
of phantom text. I just want to be your Sigma, asks to James,
what if Finn Balor were the universal title of twenty sixteen. Well,
it comes out your toilet. I think that's correct that ashton yar Bro asks.
Well, the BTS videos of the d B tw B shows we making
comeback. I love those videos, all right. So I have a big
announcement everybody. It comes out the S four The Deep of Second Anniversary,
The Deepen of You behind the scenes video will be returning on the Patreon.
Yes that is correct. Yes, the best possible way that I could do
it. When I'm trying to chop my head off at the shows, I
will record ship and hopefully turn it into a video for the second anniversary,
because the second Anniversary we got to have something right. Yeah, So we
will be doing that for the month of December, so hopefully it should be
out in December. Look out for this. Yeah, yes, yes,
all right. Well that's it for the Q and A this week. Thank
you for some many your questions. What a fantastic bunch of questions. Now
it's time to talk about the worst fucking episode of Raw ever of all time.
He's not lying all right, time to get into the first ever Raw
is War episode. Now, who do we blame for this episode? You
can blame me. I guess that's awesome. That's what I want you to
say. Yeah, I mean I put up I put up a couple of
different ideas for episodes, and I thought, maybe, you know, the
first ever Raw is War would be an interesting one to get to. Yeah,
I mean, this is like a pretty important uh switch here for the
World Wrestling Federation, who has over fifty years been the revolutionary sports entertainment and
sports and entertainment just yeah, sports entertainment. Well, sadly, no wrestling
show has ever sucked as bad as this fucking when. I'll tell you that
much. I've watched what w C. I've seen w CW in its worst
and best. I've seen EASW his worst and best. I've seen w be
the worst two thousand and seven w W E. And this is this is
one of the worst fucking episodes of any restlant or wise. I hate it.
Yeah, this is uh, it's unbelievably it is unbelievably bad for so
many different reasons, and it's gonna take a while for us to explain it
because there's so much bullshit packed into a hour and a half. Shitty Little
Bud. There's so much shit in this episode and somehow there's nothing at all.
This is also two weeks before fucking WrestleMania, by the way, Yeah,
somehow this is even worse than like later Attitude era shit in regards to
inn ring. Somehow it seemed lost. This is yeah, like in like
there's squashes, they're all squashes, and somehow they're lost. I have so
many negative things to say about this show over the next hour, however long
it takes us to get through it. Well before we get to that,
James, let's look at the world of wrestling news around the time with the
Observer. From The Observer March tenth, nineteen ninety seven in WWF News,
probably the number one topic conversation this past week, perhaps more within the UFC
world than the progessting world, was Ken Schrmrock's decision to go to pro wrestling
and the WF in particular. Realistically, the pre wrestling decision was made weeks
ago, with Shinya Hashimoto match the first step of a new career and not
simply a one shot deal, So Shamrock had already wrestled, wrestled Hamoto and
then he is going to w F which I guess is uh fair. If
I didn't want to get his ass fucking beat over in Japan anymore would have
been super cool though, Dude, how fucking awesome was that? They probably
would have made him champ. Yeah, I believe so. Yeah. The
rumors in the third sheets though, were saying that this was Ken Schrmrock being
afraid of Mark Coleman, who he was supposed to face at one of the
next UFC events. They thought he was, you know, running off to
Sean Jones that. Yeah, you know what I heard though, I heard.
I heard. I heard he was afraid of Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
He was ninety seven, dude, it was ninety seven, wasn't it.
He was afraid the Rock was coming. This is what I heard. For
those that may have not heard of this, can whyn't you explain this rock?
Mm a thing? Here was it? Where was this on the Rogan
podcast? Yeah? It was on the Joe Rogan podcast. The Rock said
there was a really good chance because a lot of guys are going over to
this new thing and you got that pride thing in Japan ninety seven, Rock
said he was real close getting ready to go to Pride or something. Really
yeah, I don't know if the timeline even. I don't know if anything,
I don't think it does. He said, I was tired of being
a babyface. He's definitely like a heel at the time he's talking about he
was ready to join Pride. I mean, as people just do you just
do it right? Yeah, you just kind of walk in there and they're
like, oh, say, here you go, we got a little thing
and to begin with a gong and all that and just fight. So the
first Pride show was October ninety seven. Fador had his first Pride fight in
two thousand and two, which I think Rock brings up. And Shamrock,
who is mentioned in the Rocks interview, had his first Pride fight in two
thousand. So I don't know. I mean, you know, sometimes you're
just it's easy to forget things, you know what I mean, Like a
lot of life has passed for the Rock fucking you know, he could have
maybe he was on it. Maybe he waited like thirty years to make the
most lives to go to Pride and face fad Or, but uh, you
know, I had to back out or whatever had a big Yeah. They
said, Rock were really going to push you to the moon. Now he
should join DPW super Fight, a new shoot fighting fineration, super Fight Pro.
He should go into that. You think, I think I think somebody
should go that. We should. We need some names for that. Anyone
knows any names? You know what I mean? If the Rock Mike Bley
wants to fuss Rock, guess Rep. Chocolate Dell, I mean Jackson a
triple threat in the fight. Yeah, I mean, We're really going to
change the game here. Get ready for it, everybody. Uh. In
other news, Easter, the East b Angle was continued with separate phone calls
with Jerry Lawler and Paul Hayman and to the surprise of many, including Hayman
himself, East will be there live on RAW on March tenth in Worcester,
Massachusetts. So this was a lot that we watched. Somehow, probably would
have been better if it was taped, because they probably would have been like,
Wow, this is a horrible fucking show. We got to cut a
lot of this shit, but they don't. This will, no doubt lead
to even more speculation as to why this is happening so close to Mania that
needs all the help it can and that won't at this point have anyw involvement.
While while the ECW segments drew slightly better overall, they really haven't done
too much to really pop a rating here in WrestleMania. Yeah, that's great,
and the overall consensus what it was among the worst raws ever from a
technical standpoint, and something of a disaster from the WWFND. There was a
lot of talk after the show that while an exposure as a plus REECW,
the mix was not beneficial of WF or any plans. Brett Hart has ripped
on them in his column, and it's no secret that Jerry Lar's line on
Raw about the WBF wrestlers being mad at the association was a shoot, although
on the February twenty fourth Raw, there's no signs of any problems. So,
yes, this is a fucking very very interesting time, especially I mean
now that we know know now it's not as crazy because Hayman was just working
with them, but you know he usould be. Fans at the time thought
this was like fucking real, like this everything else saying except Easter w on
Raw they did, Yeah, then like they thought they really would have to
like fight you all, which maybe they would have had to in ninety seven.
Maybe there were some dudes that one of the fuck that likes Yeah,
that fucking hell dude. Yeah, I can't believe we have to talk about
the goddamn black jacks on this show show War War on the World. There
are total denials from Hayman in regard to WWF having any financial stake in e
CW or its upcoming pay per view show. Uh. There are many within
the industry who don't believe that, although nobody believes it has any tangible evidence,
the best argument is simply noting that the Paper Show got more hype and
airtime to be promoted on WS programming than the Leonard Camacho Fight did, and
the WWF definitely had angel stake in that show. Uh. Did it ever
come out that w w F had anything to do with the first pay re
view like other than this, I don't think so. Yeah, I don't
think so either. I think But Uh, for the dirt and rumors were
saying Sean McMahon was gonna buy Pride, he was gonna buy everything, the
Rocky Kid versus Fade or and uh sucker. Ww news the latest Playboy Celebrities
magazine has several pages with both Kimberly and d dp uh no frontal nudity,
though I'm sorry to announce here year old virgin and be all right, you're
right, that's true. In us w A News, they introduced a new
announcer who they just called Stacy as something of a knockoff of Sonny. Stacy
is actually Jerry Lawler's longtime girlfriend, and Meltzer says she is young enough to
be his daughter. Just everybody from the Observer March seventeenth ninety session, Yeah
we do, yes, we so. Dennis Rodman is going to WCW here
he's suspended from the NBA NBA Chicago Bulls. I'm not sure if you too
are familiar with that, that team, the Chicago Bulls. I've never heard
of him. Well, he's going to WW but oh yeah, sorry,
you're right. He will be a part of the nWo group and will appear
at the ww uncensored pay per view in South Carolina and make what is believed
to be two additional appearances with WW as a participant in matches. WW was
able to outmaneuver the WWF, who was also pursuing Dennis Rodman. I actually,
that's great. I didn't know this. Yeah, they were pursuing Dennis
Rodman. The w WF had offered Rodman a two show deal, reportedly for
a one million dollar fee, the first of which would be have in WrestleMania
to appear in gold Dust Corner to attempt to help the false character baby Face
or I could be with gold Dull, I'd be the coolest w A member
of all time, or I give you the gold It was to help his
character get even stronger as a baby face and a mainstream, bizarre cult figure
Tony, and he loves this business to bring up that young kid, Tony.
Hear this out. The second appearance, the second appearance with Dennis Robin
w would have been at the Summer Slam paper view in August, where he
and gold Dust would have formed a tag team. You don't like that,
Tony. That is dog ship should not be existing right now. I'll tell
you that that's suppose I could come up with yes, yes, because you
know he's a sick bastard. He's a progenist with our other sick bes there
of course. Oh but here's an update, by the way, A correction
from last week the deal in the Playboy with Kimberly does have frontal nudity gold
Dust? Is there idea hocky pull from the Observer? Marsh ninety seven Steve
Williams Doctor Death's Some may call him in some circles the top American star of
all Japan, who also worked for w and wasn't Yeah that's right, Teddy,
and was involved in serious negotiations with the WWF of the past week the
team with gold Dust now just no, just to go there. He was
arrested on the morning of March seventeenth at the Laredo, Texas International Airport on
drug possession charges. These are the things that he was found with here eighty
boxes of Neo percadone, seventeen boxes of Valum, sixteen boxes of Alcion,
fifteen boxes of Tammajestic, twice boxes of Darvin, and eight boxes of uh
Ritro him anything, James, you were familiar with, Yeah, seventy five
boxes of force me Trimboloney syringe filled to the brim sandwich we went in Japan.
Boxes, bro We went to Japan and tried to smuggle in eighteen car
batteries in our ass and we couldn't pulled that off, But somehow this guy
was able to pull off one hundred boxes of ship. Yeah, I guess
you're right, that's true. He wasn't doing very they were actually they're actually
looking to arrest gold Dust that morning for being a dust and I mean,
douny fucking you gotta get on of that man, stop him out, man,
what the fuck all believe? Man? They should have put this killed
old business talking about this, we would have never found wrestling ship out you
had wood chips, buddy, Well he didn't, he didn't, and he,
Dennis Rowbins said, was in the biggest stable in wrestling history. And
uh not, we called it and you got your death arrested because they're looking
for your dude with his sixty box housing and fifty darby ad c W News.
There was another incident with new Jack backstage. Yes, we'll probably him
killing the head kid. Sorry, allegedly he died later that you know that's
true. New Jack was on the balcony with someone who is apparently either a
promoter or booker or booker excuse me for Soul City Wrestling, a local Indian
that uses mainly African American wrestlers next thing anyone knows. It appeared New Jack
was trying to throw this man off the balcony. The guy guy. Yeah,
no, I can't believe that. The guy escaped and ran down the
stairs and tried to run away. New Jack then dove off the balcony onto
the man and started watching him. That's what Spider Man said. Balcony throwing
the man off of it? Yeah? Yeah, both Okay, Well,
apparently it was Saboo that pretty much saved the guy's life as he helped him
escape while about ten of the wrestlers. Uh yes, bro saved his bronk
saved his life. Yes, yes, that's right. New Jack jumping off
a balcony to assault a man is very very good. Guy. Probably didn't
do anything. I probably paid him his whole pay and everything. He said,
Oh it was the new Jackson. I'm gonna kill you for real,
said you want some crack advance and no, and he said I'm gonna kill
you. No, sir, What am I gonna do? If anyone box
ready, You're going off the balcony? Same sety five boxes of angels.
Good, let me get some of the boxes. Wells ankle and tailbone are
said to be hurting from recent table books. Ye, Terry Bunk. Terry
Bunk is in paid from throwing himself at the tables repeatedly. We believe this.
That's crazy and that is it for the water Wrestling News at the time,
and now, sadly, my friends, it it's time to talk about
it for all. From March tenth, nineteen ninety seven. We're always warn
the World Wrestling Federation for over fifty years, it's just sucked. It's just
been awful. Don't his ear it Sports and Entertainment. That's the cops coming
to arrest everybody that wrote this fucking show. Well, I'm at Johnson and
Stonecuarter walk into a warehouse full of explosives and they would rather die than be
a part of this fucking show. Do this. I never noticed it's in
funnier now I guess that. Uh. There's a shot like they on the
wall they project like army dudes running through the field and like a helicopter and
then it cuts the Undertaker looking up like he's looking up at the helicopter.
This is USA, this is I mean, this is pretty groundbreaking stuff at
the time, Like it's way different than their last presentation. Yeah, yeah,
yeah it is. But then it comes in to the show and it's
Vents Welcome. Yeah, raw and a new stage with the Toronto for the
first time, the first time they using the raws War logo On Peacock.
It is dubbed music Though It's meant to be Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson.
You can kind of faintly hear it behind it with stumped over with the dam.
They are in Worcester, Massachusetts. Yeah, that psycho said, has
come here to talk and he is the first of fucking mini tonight and have
a lot to say. We're not even this is not even the go Home
showed him India, by the way, No, it's two weeks and there
is no SmackDown. By the way. This is they have one show week.
This is what they got. They got they got Shotgun Saturday Gun.
You forget that ship. Yeah, but that's just basically where Sonny goes to
not get naked. We watched her funck Elmo on that show. Yeah,
I mean Realmo was really railing or crazy. I saw farting on TikTok earlier,
would run down right back. Wants to wrestle Elmo. He could not
do it. On our show, thank you. We mean that one thousand
percent. Psycho said, town All starts to show Sid is the world champion
at this point, Yes, Psycho Sid. By the way, for those
that don't know, is Psycho Sid? Because he tried to stab on Anderson
with scissors. That's the whole Gamesycho. He's a psycho and he has creepy
horror music because he tried to stab on and scissors, that's the rumor,
so that Vince told him to go stab them. True, that's all to
think about. Psycho is also spelled s y c h O because he's crazy
and he can't spell. He can't sell. He has a lot to say
the ring good tonight. He never learned how to read, he has well.
Jr. Is here as well, by the way, and he says,
shotgo ship. I understand you had several meetings with officials and you're reluctant
to join forces. What the Undertaker? What's your story? He's facing Undertaker
wrestling you. By the way, I don't know why JR. Is going.
Why do you have to grilla these hard questions? This is such a
hard question for him, By the way, grilling these hard questions, can
you read what I didn't read one page? Psycho Right now JR. Is
a ship starter this whole show. He's actually like, yeah, I get
a wait for that one. Well, Psycho says to Ross, you must
think I'm some kind of fool or something, some kind of a Let's try
that again. Let's start over. We'll not prowl uh. He says Undertaker,
I know when Paul Barry's around. It's it was man con Invader.
I smell something fishy. He's not making anything. He's talking about. Song
is playing in the background and they're just zooming in on. His face is
extremely red, very new Jack s style here with the tame player. He's
gonna throw j R. Off about He said, uh so, what don't
do is this? I am I'm gonna not, I am not, I
can't read, I can't help me not. I am not got off Undertaker
for all this ship We give that show buckles for making these people practice their
promos. Come on, look at that. You hear this guy James here?
This did you just you weren't in exting is unbelievable, unbelievable. You
are going to hell. I'm my mole right now. Stre that's me with
the Patriots, says a wrestmator, you will fall victim and become another symbol
of One of my many victories is champion, he says, a World Wrestling
Federation champion. They always say World Wrestling Federation champion. That's what you need
to do, not undertake her. And maybe for my career is you stay
in the cemetery where you belong, because after WrestleMania, that's where I'll put
you once and for good. Where comes the fucking Undertaker? Now, dude,
Undertaker instead having a promo off to start the show should be fucking illegal.
It's when dreams are made of and for fifty years the Revolutionary Force entertainment.
You are making those sense. Listen to yourself. Spell your name.
It's fuck you said. I brought a book out here and I read one
page out of it. Taker says, if you're scared, say you're scared,
You're logic. It just doesn't make any sense. See legit, says
that Taker. He said, if you're scared, and I think he says
wokers, I don't always say. He said something really weird. You gotta
go back and watch it because he said something said, you are a liberal
with sissy hands. Now read the declaration, so take he pretty much here
just says that he's gonna fucking win the belt. He says that, you
know, Sid is really one that can't be trusted because of course, you
know, if Taker does something to said, he won't get a shot at
WrestleMania because Sid won't make it a WrestleMania. But if Sid takes out Taker,
he has no opponents for WrestleMania. So yeah, that is flood logic.
That is not correct. That is you. Yeah, you have to
understand to you that they would just leave the the w w F champion off
the ship. You know they would do that. They don't care. This
is we don't need the w Also, Taker says he's gonna take the belt
home to the creatures, Like, yeah, he's I will decline being your
partner. I will deal with Vader and may Nkind double ship. Ever,
Yeah, I don't want you to beat me up or me beat you up,
so I'll just fight by myself. Yeah all right, yeah I'm also
an idiot. Well, oh yes, here comes Paul Bear in red lights
with brown Mankind and fat Vader. I'll figure right now, this is how
excited I am that Mankind hasn't written a book yet. This is like,
I know, get yeah, I guess at least like at least a little
bit cool. That's that's true. Well, Paul bar says, uh iss,
you psycho sand have felt the wrath of Vader and Mankind and you dead
man. You know the story, don't you. By the way, the
stairs are in front of the apron, which is pretty cool, like both
sets the stairs. I actually thought that was cool. Yeah, yeah,
well you know it was. I'm sure make I didn't think it was very
cool. By the end of the night, you know, tried taking worse.
But you're talking about later. Paul Barr says, what the problem here
is, boys is you're both coward. What's the problem. You both don't
want to face the future. Don't have to your champions tonight on war,
on war, this war. I don't know what he says on war,
And then he does he said around, he says, on the name of
this show, I don't know what's your name? I never learn how to
read. I'm going to I want to put this urn up your ears.
So Vader and Mankind get in and jumps it and take her taker goozles mankind
and Vader swings his arm back and punches Taker in the head by accident,
which of course means that Undertaker thinks that Sid did this because he's a fucking
idiot, and then they stare at each other and that's how the segment ends.
Rocky Maya Villa versus Tony Rod Tony I think, yeah, they call
it's probably Roy though, but they call from Canada. He looks like he
was in UFC one all the like the name bar Graphics or anything like that,
have just the text and then to the left of it is a barrel
on fire, which is cool. Continues, Yeah, it continues, and
even like when people the wrestlers come out, it's just their name on the
right and then a flaming back roll on the left. They're letting us know
it's gonna be a dumpster fire episode and they're right right, yeah, well
fuck you guys. Resting in thirteen is presented by PlayStation that's Linda see him
yeahs theme so fuck you yes? So uh the match barely gets you know,
if you gets started. Before the match, you hear a voice on
the mic speaking a different language. Yes, it's fucking iron sheet Bob blan
and the stop. Oh so this is deadlock. You're right, all right,
she said, Rocky and Johnson. It's not Rocky, this is Rocky
Miavy in the ring, Rocky Johnson, the wrestling mania. My mad zul
Tar is gonna show you who is the wrestling champion dust and I mean this,
Bob. He starts fucking fit, flipping out. He said, stand
up when I'm talking to young man, and mister Johnson Bob in the background
to say whatever the fuck he was dude for the whole young man, Dude,
like you would think they'd stop talking in the bell to ring and they'd
wrestle. It's legit Rocky Johnson and Donny Ruja wrestling. And then Bob Beckland's
screaming until they cut his mic off. You won't shut the funk up.
Yeah, Well, they don't ever stop talking show, so I'm not surprised.
You're right. Sultan. Also at one point, Sultan is Rakishi by
the way, for those that don't know, it's in a mask and of
the Sultan, by the way, not Sultan, it's a sultan. What
are you? God damn Now I'm rocking with iron. She can bob back
and say this guy's name Sultar. Sorry, I'm gonna anyway. Sultan garbs
the interviewer by the back of his head and looks into his eyes lovingly.
And then we come back to the ring and Rocky Johnson is doing the tightest
O'Neil dog bark with crazy boots and popcorn pants with fucking big fat ass.
Who is this guy shaved in your face? That'd be crazy, that would
be horrible. Well, yeah, Rocky, and then climbs to the top
rope. He is so far away. Tony is feeding up from practically the
other post and taking fucking forever. Somehow Rocky Johnson is able to dive across
and hit this body. Yeah, he's inside of the area. He thought
about going to Pride. He said, i'mna have to fight guys like Tony.
Do this ship three hundred days a year? Fuck? Yeah, So
Sultan, Rocky Johnson bro cop and die like what I do? Want to
face the Sultan and Sultan talking about the legend of saulted stuff. Well,
Roggy Johnson gets the win here with the cross body and then Sultan runs in
jumps Rocky, but Rocky gets on top of him. Jon yes, and
then he bumps on. She can bob back one off the apron uh and
then he backs off and then we're staring at Rocky Johnson. My be please
remember tonyes to go from Canada? How did anyone? Yone? Why wrestling
bag this? It's the fucking first match, James. Come on, mak
you how are you a grown ass man watching wrestling? Back there? Man
fits Rocky Tony Ruja, that's my ship. Man. This is what y'all
be saying. I wish it was this whatever, man, What the fuck?
What was Nitro doing at the time? Then come on, first match
Hashimoto versus Great Mudo. All right, let's see the first match of Nitro
from March tenth, nineteen ninety seven, Jeff Jared and Mongo against Kenny Chaos
and Robbie Rage. I know that was not Sorry Tonys all right, that's
crazy. Well, Rocky Johnson is here and he's on the bottom ramp and
then he slowly turns to his left and the camera zooms in on a gigantic
headed man. Oh it is Tony. There's no way. Rocky Johnson and
Tony a way. That's how Rocky heard him. He's just laughing in the
crowd. Well, because Rocky Johnson teamed with him, but he was gild
or something. I don't know what the story is there, Tony Alice.
They just had his ass in the crowd and then he jumps the barricade,
jumps around. Man jumped the barricade. Even Rocky was like, what the
do over? He jumps the barricade and DAPs him off. Of course he
teamed with Rocky's dad. He's looking pretty good. Look at that looking pretty
good. I think he shoul getting the ring and get stick faced by the
sultar. Tony Allen said, please step on my face. Somebody like shutting
the company down. This night sucks. What are you talking about? Holy
ship? Yeah? You for real? This man now he's cool, he's
well. The Slam of the Week is brought to you by Cool Borders on
the PlayStation. Man. Come on, come on, snowboard bro, come
on, you know you're right. You're right. I can't argue well.
The Slam of the Week was Amed Johnson hitting three of his most dangerous moves
on al snow He gilds him with a pile driver, which leads to a
spinebuster, and then that leads to a pearl river plunge. I don't know
why they put this here because Amed Johnson's not involved in anything after this.
This is a Slam of the week. Okay, it's crazy to me,
there's there would never ever exist a man like I'll met Johnson ever. Again,
this is the most one of one as dude, I've ever seen.
You're right. So we have heavy metal Pentagon and pair Off versus Octagon,
Hector Garza and the Latin lover the it's going on here, man Pentagons.
I don't know what the funk I was looking at you. You know,
you get the one and then you get the color red gym and the evil
Pentagon or Pentagon and Octagon teamed together because it's evil. They were brothers at
one time longer. My small brain mind does not understand this. You want
to read Hector Garza insanely based TNA is Hector Garza. Let's go. Didn't
he like smogle a bunch of sterois ortuffing? Do we talk about that he
smoked the steroids? Crazy? Yeah, Steve william style. This is first
of all, there's a fucking insane man to just have on ro like.
Yeah, this is just a triple a showcase match they say that this is
just a Triple A showcase match. They, I think because of this,
ww starts signing Triple A guys exclusively because of this matches. They don't want
to get like, yeah, they don't want yeah, they don't want like
WWF to fucking like use these guys anymore, so they start signing them and
then like Triple A and w CW have like a falling out because of it.
Well, Earl Heavener's the refure, I think, and uh, I'll
tell you this much. There is not a lower third in this area.
Every like every fucking lower third they play is actually like a right hand third
that takes up one third of the screen on the right hand side. It
squishes the match in Yeah, that's like fucking insane. I guess h they
don't know any better. Well, they decided we're gonna do it all fucking
night. We're gonna do it every single match, all night, launch all
the matches. Yes, they show a screen here for Vader, Mankind Taker
and Sid and then one for Jerry Lawler and Paul Lee. And they squished
the screen for as long as possible, and you would think maybe just maybe
for maybe fifteen seconds they'd show the fucking match. That's not the case.
We're not. This is not the wrestling company, no way, dude.
They go out of their way to not focus on the match, talk about
the match, acknowledge the match, except for maybe an ooh and ah every
so often, or for Jerry Laura to say that there's a lot of ugly
people in Mexican as they all wear masks. That's all they fucking do this
whole match. Dude. La Lawler brings up, He's like, why is
Vince bringing these uh triple Vince doesn't answer because he knows to the drop kick
we got WrestleMania, let's feature these triple A guys. Yeah whatever. So
it pans to a woman in the crowd, and that would be China.
We don't know that yet, but they is trying. We don't know that
throughout the whole fucking episode. We don't find that out for I don't know
how long. Actually she's not China, yeah maybe the maybe Mania. Yeah,
you would think eventually they give her a name, but I think they
were calling her China like on the like the European tour. They were just
on so I don't know if they were trying out the name or what they
were doing. But well, that's the bionic woman. She's look at us,
look at her. She challenged Brett Hart, and you know what she
did to Marlena. We saw that. Get that woman out of here,
that's that bionic woman. Security literally picks her ass up and takes her out
of She's not even doing anything. She was here. Terry Lawler say,
she want a ticket, Well, maybe she shouldn't have choked Marlena over the
barricade and jumped the rail that was trying to fight Brett Hart. That was
the whole other week, you know what I mean, like, yeah,
yeah, Well she gets escorted out of the building. Then we come back
to from commercial to recap what China has been doing. Not to watch the
match because the matches and I mean that the match is getting a boring chant
from the crowd, so boring. Before the commercial, it comes back there
showing like Marlena, like how she destroyed Marlena and is still channing boring.
We got plenty of Canadian legends on this show, so they're out here killing
each other, jumping off the top row of like doing flips and yeah,
well, anyway back to the action. Oh well, we're standing by with
Brian Pilman. Brian Pillman, and then they go to picture and picture of
Brian Pillman and talk about goddamn shotgun. Sign up. Brian Pillman says,
I'm Brian Pillman and I shotgun Saturday night. I'm gonna do my E C
W gimmick, but a lot worse. I don't give a damn because I'm
the ammunition for that shotgun, and you can bet I'll have my finger on
that hair trigger. Anyway, I offside moon salt to the floor. Nobody
gives the back on the screen, pilot back on the scream. Their guards
are a three sixty cross body off the top as anyways, we got god
damn shot has been arrested. We've just got words he's been arrested. Oh
yeah, wow, So yeah. I think Heavy Metal Pins had the guards
over the flash pin in like a picture picture because there's a replay going on
from what happened earlier, and then he puts in the picture and picture.
The finish is tremendous, by the way, in picture and picture, I
don't know if you guys actually can see it because there's so much going on
the finish is Latin Lover goes to the top rope heavy metal, standing in
the ring, Latin Lover does a frog splash directly in front of him,
not trying to hit him whatsoever. And then he gets yeah, that's right,
that was flash Pin in the picture and picture no one gives it a
ship. It stops off with the greatest line of all time. He says,
what a bunch of metadors, ladies and gentlemen. Get these guys out
of my fucking ring. This triple a ship off my screen? Can it
out of him? We got Dennis Rodman coming in. I got Roy Rayman
coming to the here to make get the fuck out about that, buddy.
So we got a WrestleMania at thirteen commercial, WrestleMania Action Adventure Danger. There's
only one WrestleMania, I will say the voiceover guy, that throwback classic.
He's very good at itude. Yeah, yeah, and you got all the
big matches, you know, yeah, taker, and said Brett and Austin.
I'm at Johnson versus the Nation of domination. Oh yeah, was that
in the ground. Yeah, that wasn't the ground. You're seventeen me versus
the nation's standing on business. That's the excellent. The voice ever, guys
said that the commercial standing on Business one versus fifty one man army, I'm
at Johnson, so we have I'm at Johnson versus Roy Raymond? Is that
right? Can we talk about I'm ed Johnson for just one second? Please
please, because I know you can talk about other too much, So we're
just gonna quickly go over this. I'm at Johnson wore elbow pats on his
biceps, not his elbows, and on his thighs. What was he protecting
everything? Because I think he was very injury prone, so I think he
just himself and he is soaking wet, and he has very very tiny red
gear that is riding so far up his big as this guy in the video
game, and I was like, I never see, I never see.
And then the programs the craziest move a move, Yeah, dude, he's
like you know, we talk about like like Mike awesome, you know,
being like this guy just has to be a wrestler. I'm a Johnson was
made to be a wrestler. Has anyone ever tried the elbow pads and the
biceps that you think that nowadays? I don't know if anyone's as big as
I'm a Johnson, Ye, who could pull that off? I don't know.
He might be the dude, dude, what I I haven't seen it.
James watched Rall of Me after you. I did. I did watch.
We put RAW on like because we were watching some bullshit, and then
we put on RAW like halfway through and we we were watching King Queens,
which was awesome. By the way. We tune in the raw, it's
the mis making his entrance and I said, oh, Ship, miss comes
out doing the balls taunt, and then Ivar comes out. I swear James
was about to like run full force through his wall. He didn't understand what
was happening. And then there's fucking that girl with her fucking dirty feet out
and Ship Yeah, Valkyrie, yes, no is it? Valkyrie is ball
Hall? No yeah, Valkarye is somebody else I think? And it's a
two seg match. They do a two K Bronson reed cutscene where he comes
out and sits in a chair A damn man. Yeah dude, what a
godow. Yeah, but the mid the ball in his entrance U W.
And James got to find out that Misses the moves guy. Now, oh
yeah, of course. Oran Rana, which really like a point fifty speed
like in finished. It's crazy. I look at Twitter. I was like,
oh, I should the visits out here. I was like, got
railed for something. I don't remember what he tweeted. What was it?
It was about hell in a cell or something? Yet, No, it
was war games, right, Yeah, he's cooking with his war games.
Yeah, and he got railed for that. Tony took a spot in the
in the trio. It was good. She deserves it. He has a
good spot. Yeah. Sorry, So I needed to get that out of
our system. Yeah. Johnson was amazing with elbow pads, knee pads,
none of them on the elbow organ knees, which is quite interesting. Uh.
The match barely even gets started and then the nation comes out and they
are making their presence known here on Monday night raws war immediately. Okay,
first of all, I'm at Johnson's music is done. I'ma Johnson is standing
on the apron facing the stage. Was Roy Raymond from Canada is supposed to
jump him here. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. Yeah,
but I don't know. He probably realized how much like protection he had.
He said, I don't you know I'm gonna hurt this guy. He
had to find a grid point of attack. He's an attack his biceps or
maybe his ties, and then he shit, they're protected to them degree,
So the Nation comes out. PG. Thirteen is wrapping them to the ring.
I'ma Johnson's not paying attention to this and just beating the goddamn hell out
of Roy Raymond. I'm in Johnson then performs what I can only describe as
a spinebuster onto the top road. Yeah, he builed him out spine buster
style, and then he goes out, brings them back in and then does
a gigantic scissors kick onto Roy Raymond from Canada. Uh, and then spine
busters them. The Nation theme is still playing nudge X style during am Rats,
they're wrapping Amen's not in the nation, he's a feuding with them,
and then am hits the Pearl River plunge just to Roy Raymond from Canada for
the wind. That's awesome, great movie, unbelievable move for this w He
definitely killed many many jobbers with that move, which is all right, like
there's no something like didn't make it out of ninety The l O D tron
plays on the screen and the fucking Road Warriors come down from the crowd.
Uh. They show almd in the ring with half of his gears stuck up
his Just make sure crazy Hawk and Animal get in the ring, and Hawks
says, hell is all there, you hell hell Hawks says La. I
tell something, Nation, when we get to you, you all look like
a sweaty fly covered pile of raw. It sucks. I'll tell you right
now. They should have shut the w w F down right there at the
end of this. If there ain't no way that. I don't think he
was yell no, no, no, I bet Marcus wise is ship.
You're probably right. I think I wish we could get Marcus. He probably
loved this ship. It only is downhill for the road Warriors here like this
is yeah, yeah, once they were done pretty much like the n w
A and w c W all that ship. I mean, the word Warriors.
It's just horrible. I mean, like historically is just just just the
worst, like complete character in Session assassination up there with Raven being rich and
having a mansion. Okay, that was that was like his Okay, no,
that was like that was somebody had to give him that character and he
was, that's weird to do it. Fucking no, it was not.
Yeah, that's like one of the big things I remember from my childhood was
that. Yeah. Yeah, that was one was one of the best storylines
ever. Yeah, I agree, it was very good. Eric was cooking
anyway, I'm at Johnson said, you boy, all these people can watch
your resume, aren't you. The crowd goes, yeah, we gonna watch.
And in the world, James, everybody the one was watching James fifteen
dollars wrest I did not get that. That's all luck. Maybe ten dollars.
How about that dollar? Too much for me? But in the world,
go watch WrestleMania, because I know you go, you're go. Don
that was over, You're going down. No, it won't. They just
wanted to say something, Yeah, well it's over. If they say that,
it's kind of that's over. Like feed me more the same kind of
thing, you know was over? Did sweaty fly covered pile of raw sweat
socks? Yeah, sweat socks. Wow, Yeah, you're done. Vince
wrote that down. Yo, you say that that's a test. That's like
a fucking he said, you say that's for real, and he does.
He says you're done. You made a huge mistake. You're a drunk falling
off. The tron now draws with you behind and rech with you. Sonny
is gonna be with you. I mean, you're you're done, You're done.
Enjoy your run here you won't We'll run you over, I promise.
So now we have Owen Hart and the British Bulldog versus the Black Jacks,
the New Black not the old ones from Texas. Did you know, I'll
tell you right outside of you, there's no a cant tell they're from Texas.
They also say they're from Texas. They're not anywhere else. It's Texas.
They're from somewhere there. Yeah, Well Tony is a babe, no
doubt about it. Well they have a sign. Someone has they brought the
sign? Dude? Laughing fucking Nikita, man, I hear about this For
the next fucking three years. They made a movie. You know that.
I did not sitting on raw for a minute. Yeah, it probably was.
This was Yeah, you're right, that's it was so over that they
needed to put roll after it. They should will just stay. They should
have just made a character. You know what I mean. Oh, I'm
surpri you know what that's Maybe that's what China was meant to be and they
couldn't get the rights. Oh maybe, so they said, yeah, China,
that's like the same thing. It's easy to say, man, we
can't read. So we got Owen Hart and the British bulldog Jim Ross sprint
to full sprint up their ramp, here to catch I've never seen I want
to, I want to. I want to congratulate you both for a great
match in the European finals, Bulldog Congratch being the first European champion, and
Owen says, hey, man, let's fucking let's not talk about him when
the titles great match. I mean, we know I would have wanted,
but you know, let's let's talk about our match with the Black Jackson Josh
Oh are you jealous? Are you? Are you jealous? Are your partner?
And gets in his face, said, you're trying to stirm trouble man,
leave us the alone. Yeah, we'll look like you beat you and
just show me you shuck. They get in the ring. The new black
Jacks, of course, Blackjack Wyndham and Blackjack Bradshaw begins They're here to fucking
also talk because they have to have something to say. Someone needs to talk
tonight. They say, I don't know any right down, Come on,
you know what they say here? They got a great historic line here.
Oh and you're stinking Canadian tick. He say, you've been living off British
blud dog for quite some time, you know how. And there's one good
thing about you besides that slammy. You got yourself read some real pretty lips,
boy, okay, and I want to fuck them. I want to
suck them with my dick. Oh good, what do you think? Ohen's
jealous? Are you jealous? Old him pretty? He runs back, are
you jealous? Well? Dog you Josh's pretty lips? Well, that pisses
off owning Bulldog. And they jumped the New Blackjacks to start this match.
And I don't really get to watch most of this match because now Vader and
Man Connor on my screen. Dude, Vader and Man got her on the
screen, and Vader says, hey, what's going on? The guy Vince
just trying to talk is fucking did he is just fucking I have a match
at WrestleMania, he said, dead Boy Smith's match. They can't hear him,
No, dude, he says, they're not good enough for strong enough,
for bad enough to take away to gold WrestleMania, and the painting game
comes out because Vader feed is no man and he feels no pain, and
my partner here loves pain, and it will be time. It is time,
and Vin says, well, Vader time, no doubt, and Vader
keep trying talking to the Ways off the Ways said that ship was so like
I'm sick of as never seen fat Yeah, we get a better times just
like that Tonys and it just like that, Yeah, you know, pain
and it's just timing, you know what time. Yeah, yeah, it's
way back to you do black eggs. Yeah, you start rocking, bitch,
get out of here, you god dust Buzzy. There was this is
like you're right, you know dude, you know what, that's probably why
there's so many fun ups. They were live, You're live on TV and
they're just like Vince is talking these dues backstays like it's this could have gone
so catastrophically wrong. It was, yeah, man, you know what,
we're doing a bromo. What are you getting paid for tonight? Vader?
Yeah, yeah whatever, yeah, yeah, it's mad Shore anyways, bye,
lad doesn't know TV he just openly ships his drawers in the back constantly.
May just do that? Brother, run Now Bell is the shittiest show
ever. This one of this podcasts that sounds gonna happen. It does.
We go back, We go back and Blackjack New Blackjack. Wyndham Low blows
Owen right in front of the referee, which is fine. Hey, come
on, man, there's a fucking lower third to the right. Ye.
Fun this match I called a superstar line and we'll tell you some things we
can't talk about on the air. Worked yourself, some recruitings and a sable
sighting that you won't believe. What the funk? Would I not believe?
What is she doing? He's walking and talk anyway? Yeah, well this
match two? Sigh, Yeah, look at now there's a commercial here.
Yeah, of course, which is horrendous. This is fucking horrendous. This
commercial. God, this is great. That's right, Fledny Brassy in a
chair. All right, kids, let's see what you got A child?
A child. Tony starts dancing in Shawn Michael's gear sexy boy style to Shawn
Michael's theme comment. Ma Fleeddy Brassy comment, Man, that was it?
That was the love the Shawn Michaels. This is horrible to WW have full
metal the album Freddy Blasty watching little kids dance, they are dressing up as
HBK and hbk's music is not even on this album. Freddy Blast said,
dressing up HPK. Now, Joss is the sexy boy right fucking now,
and dress is gold dust? Please the album it was h using NONI Albumtudy.
He told this kid dressing his gold dust and then he didn't even get
to dance. He said, fuck you fuck you know what I mean,
Giff I have here you guys, it's horrible. Well, we're back from
commercial. This match is still fucking going on anyway, Sid we'll take on
Brett Hargan a still cage match next week for the title. Six days before
WrestleMania. We should have been watching that rob by the way, because that's
the infamous Brett Hart bullshit promo, which is crazy promo by Brett Hart.
But Tony, this is an infinite infamous show because it's fucking horrible. I
tell you this too. Man. One day they will talk about the mat
just happening on the screen in this match throughout the night. But one day
they will it'll be a good night. Well it's time to go backstage with
Paulie. All this cutaways is and say man match is still going on like
a family guy like this is crazy man callbacks, it's picture and picture and
Vince said, yes, standing by from ecw is PAULI, No, that's
Taz, very mistake to make, and Test says, hey, Vince,
you want to hire a joke teller to sit next to you? Brought it
and make wise cracks. Not your business. But I'll tell you what.
My boss hires athletes like me and Lawler. I'm telling you you make one
more wise crack about me, and I'm gonna give you the opportunity to say
to my face and fucking off a blowing a goddamn wizzle in the background.
Vince took that the heart, and they hired Taz to say funny stuff to
ft him. He said, this will be your job from now on.
Laller immediately says, if he wants to come on here, tell him how
shorty is right to his face. If I could pin down that far and
I'll step on him. He looks a lot by on the Lucky Charms box
nine. By the way, he's just trimpling down on this there's a goddamn
tag match going on. Nillo Well Owen Hard gets a hot attacks, spinning
heel kicks. Finally, some fucking wrestler on the show missile drop giggover it
too. I gets a sharp shooter on Bradshaw and he passed out. But
then they decide to have the worst finish ever of this match, so nobody
gets his sharp shooter on Bradshaw. He's passed out. Bulldog is just constantly
entering, hitting Windham, but he just keeps coming back, and Bulldog just
keeps going back and hitting no more. Windham is constantly no selling Bulldog to
try to break up the submission, and Bulldog just keeps going back and attacking
him, and it is it feels like forever. Yeah, and then the
raft gets pushed down by Bulldog and the Heart Foundation gets decued. Commentary is
confused. They say, what the fuck? Why are you getting the Sorry
I wasn't watching, Sorry I got here, I got lower China. China
is getting arrested again, dude, someone's Michael's like crackling. It's crazy too,
and guys got that when they were talking it was Vaders one one of
them one of the many in the fact, you're right, alo fat piece
of ship, you know, yeah yeah, get it out of here.
Getting shut up, guys, I'm not bat w w F nineteen ninety seven
Slammy Awards kickoff many a week. I don't want to miss that one.
Woa wow, wonder what Slammy Let's see. Let me try to take a
look real quick what Slammies were on the nineteen big fat idiot, I did
stole cold one like best hair and get dumb ass for biggest bits rule of
the word based gold dust like I got the triple I don't have to read
them. You got them all there, all right, Javendus Vader please alright.
So the ninety seven Slammy Awards, the New Sensation goes to Rocky my
Villa. Best dressed goes to Sable. Best tattoo goes to the Undertaker.
Drew Barrymore was in that running by the way, just so you know.
Best match with Shawn Michaels was Bredheart Wrestling twelve. Don't voted for that one,
of course. Best best hair goes to hunters Hurst Hemsley. Loose screw
goes to Mankind Cosmo Kramer was on this list. Best bow tie goes to
Owen Hart. Steve Arkle was on this list. Best entrance music was the
Undertaker. Best finisher was Shawn Michaels Sweets and Music. Tony voted on that
one. Best couple was gold Dustin Marla. Freedom of Speech Award goes to
Steve Austin, presented by Bob Becklan and Man Cow Star of the Highest Magnitude
Award goes to the Undertaker. Lifetime Achievement Award goes to Arnold'scland and Miss Slammy
is sable. What about the biggest idiot idiot sandwich idiot like this guy?
All right, So Taz and Fonzie are here and they're going to confront Lawler.
Lawler is sick of this crap, and he drops his headsett and goes
around the announced table and Taz grips up Lawler and Lawler gooseles Taz bill A.
Fonso is fucking blowing this goddamn Whistle's crazy never stopped, And all of
a sudden, the camera changes its positioning and we see Sabo doing a double
jump flip dive to the floor through a table. By the way, no
man it's fucking nobody. That's the best thing to have on this show.
It is you know what, James, you God damn right are you talking
about injury and the observers. He just said he was having fucking pain because
he was going through tables. He just did a double jump, flip time
to the floor, thward, table, one more table. You're right,
especially on Monday, Nirah, So we have leaf Cassidy versus Mils. I
just watched I've never seen a guy so fucking hairy but have no hair on
his legs. He's got no hair on his legs, but he's so fucking
hair. He is so fucking hairy. Man, unbelievable. This guy two
weeks ago got in the ring to help gold Dust from being jumped by Savio
Vega, and then he dropped kicked Savio Vega off the top, and now
he is a wrestler and is the son of somebody or somebody's fucking friend.
I don't know what's going on here, man. Yeah, So Al Snow
and Miguel Perez are lost as fuck here, please lost as fuck here.
We're in the fucking shine and we're lost. Look, we can't we couldn't
get a good match on the show if we wanted to. Even when they
gave one like without, they of course fucking interrupt this one as well.
But like Split by Split Coming, they had a short window of not interrupting
it, and they just did the shittiest fucking run ever. Like Miguel Perez
barely jumps up high enough to do a leap frog, he goes for another,
Leaf Cassidy just runs right into him, and then Migul Perez hits the
shittiest dropkick of all I save you. Yeah, well, James, don't
worry about that. We gotta go backstage here with Polly. Yes, Paulie,
Well, Paul says, uh, you know, no more games and
no more into promotion, you know, cooperation forget Paulie dangerously Jerry Lawler,
Paul Hayman. You bring your friends and I'll bring mine. And you wanted
to beat me, you get py me. My friends will show you extreme
they can be and lo this is come on, you know what he's saying.
And Jars just listen. I've known PAULI a long time and you started
it anyway. Leaf Cassidy misses a moon salt and then uh, Miguel fucking
rocks him with us. Here's a right hand third again. Make sure you
watch that main event, you guys and all that ship come on, man
Leaf, Cassidy loads Hm up for a power bomb and Miguel counters into a
pen and gets a win. Why why why? Why? Hello? Who
is writing this ship? He heard? Yeah, vinces, how do you
how do you react to the bomb show announcement that you want to take on
Brett Hart in a cage next weekend? Sid says, I don't react with
man, I react with act. What this is? This is like so
insane like? He then runs down his schedule for the next four weeks.
Yeah, dude, tonight is a tag match Undertaker because by coon of Vader,
three top guys coming at Psycho Sit. And next Monday, I got
Brow in a cage match, another top guy coming to Psycho Sit. And
at Wrestleman, I got the dead Man and I go on right after that
and I'm man thing, and then Monday I have another match and Tuesday night
in Texas. Yeah, alright, how far into the show is this?
How far are we? Right? Sorry? We're almost the hour one is
over? I think almost? Yeah, because you know why, because it's
time for raw to end and all pussies to go to bed. It's ship
up. We're done with that. Man. Fucking shamrock in is bring out
the hockey talk man, Let's get him. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm just a messing. Jim Sorry, Well j R. Is in the
ring with Can Shamrock and Jess says, you were known for ultimate fighting.
Uh and you were known as the world's most dangerous man. And please welcome
sad circle. Can sham rocking? Can I WrestleMania? It's gonna be a
huge event and I'm happy to stay here tonight. We have been informed at
in the Brett hart Stone coach he Boston matchup, the submission match, which
now could be a w F title match, you will be the special referee
for that match. What kind of officials? Can sharmrock? Gonna be a
resume of thirteen? And Ken says, I'll be a good one, thank
you, Jim. Ye dude, he says that for minutes. That's what
he says for the next fucking thirty minutes. Yeah it's good, but yeah,
dude, he just goes on and on about being an impartial referee and
nobody knows submissions like him and blah blah blah blah. And this is like
the least cool Ken Shermrock has ever God damn been ever has got a crazy
lineup in this one too. He's looking juicy outfit. He better stop that.
He's gonna get fucking his trouble for you know, shut your whole shot
Rock. Oh my Cold appears on the try says just shut your whole shun
because you can sit there and you can say it's an honor for you to
be a part of WrestleMania at thirteen. You should consider an honor. They
don't come out there and stop your guts in right now. I don't know
what Brett Hart's doing with all these title shots, black tickets, complete bs
that he gets a title shot before WrestleMania, which is fucking fair. I
think that's that's a fair assessment to make. And you can sit out there
with that stupid look on your face and even you know that time should be
round to waste a stone cold Steve Austin and you know I ain't never giving
up on anything in my life. Anythink I'm gonna start wrestling, You gotta
know to think coming, dude, this is like also, this is sexy
stone Cold by the way, so like he's stone Cold, but he's got
the lips you look at all sexy? Yes you kin? Yeah, well,
stone Cold, Steve Austin's time has come, and you don't know when
I'm coming with some got up the promo with a bottomned Shamrock. After I
get through making Brett Hart say I quit, I might just knock your legs
out and sweep the ring with you. Well, Shamrock says, fine is
my game, man, it's my life and I've been doing my whole life.
And I says, right, well, I'm excited to be the special
raft for restume at thirties. Thank you, says I didn't bring my tyson
night Oz says, well, I'll rush you in mind where Sean, you
ain't gonna have your duds. Okay, that's okay, stone Cold, That's
just fine, sir. Well, Brett Hart comes out when Austin starts fucking
flipping out about this, and god damn it, Brett Hart. Brett Hart
is a cry baby. Gret Brett Hart is Have you guys heard that Brett
Hart has been crying a lot lately? Fucking stooge gorilla mind Susman saying,
ah, that's and McMahon. I think McMahon's been saying that I would actually
sign for a ten year contract to this company and then have them just fucking
tear it off. I don't know that's any way legal, but that I
have no idea fired for any reason. That's in the contract. You can
be fired for any reason. So we have it's like it's like that w
CW deal. Yeah, so we got you down for ten years on Wednesdays
on TBS, but we also have a deal work anytime over the ten years.
We don't want this anymore. We say, yeah, so what's the
point of the years? How's that word? Yeah, that's crazy. It's
basically, you better succeed or else you're right, you're right, and uh,
well Brett Hart does not succeed, James Sadley and Sewn Michaels does succeed.
So just just something for this, Just think about it, James,
I mean, Brett's not there and Sewan is still there. Yeah, you're
right. Yeah, somebody's got a dance of Freddie BLASTI. Sean is making
the newest fucking members of that dance team. Yeah, well Brett comes out
here, and like just he he might as well come out said and said,
I'm turning at WrestleMania. Guys, I'm turning in WrestleMania and there's nothing
you can do about its. Yeah we know, man, you big fat
shitty move along. Nothing to see here, Yeah all right, Yeah,
that's a legit the whole Yeah, dude, he might as well have because
that's all like bright, just the cry. He says he's been ripped off
by everybody, Vince and Grilla Monsoon and the fans and fucking everybody. And
he says, Shamrock, you better not screw me wrestle aa or or you're
gonna make a big mistake if you do that. I hope you understand that
I will and I'm gonna turn you. Shamrock says, there's only one thing
you understand about me. I'm not a marriage counselor. And then they leave,
Thank you so much. He said, I'm not a marriage counselor,
which gets a pop, but he says, I'm not here to hear about
your problems. Then Stone Cold, with lips and T shirt and jeans comes
out and flips them both off, just sexy, his hell look at and
then we go to commercial, will come back, and there is no fucking
way. Man Monkey talk Man in nineteen ninety seven is in the ring on
my screen right now. And not only that, but behind Hocky talk Man
is fucking Auto Montoya with the head and the mask head. Yes, yes,
dude, which, by the way, a Montoya, just a Credible,
by the way, just correct. And you all know how James feels
about Justin Credible. I'm gonna tell you this right now, everyone involved with
this show will pay. It might not have happened yet, but I promise
you one day somebody will come for you and it will be bad, and
it will be tracking I didn't come. There was definitely a solid like during
the whole time, Honky talk is talking here because he cuts a fucking promo,
because of course he cuts a fucking promo. I swore we were about
to see Honky talk Man versus goddamn Justin Credible, and I thought it was.
I swore that, Like. Once I got there, I was like,
there's no way we're reviewing the show because James is gonna fucking call an
audible. We're not fucking getting past this. The fucking Macha man, you
gotta get the fuck out of this company, thirty six year old old bastard.
But honeyk Man, you're good. You can stay. Yeah, you
can stay well. Jer you know, has a lot of poll here.
Yeah, of course. So anyways, Billy Gunn is now out here dressed
up as the last outlaw. Jeff Jarrett, you don't want to talk about
the Honkey tunk Man's good promo, No, dude, shut the fuck up.
Yeah, this was a wrong dude. He talks about the people of
Wooster, h and you know that he's been Tony. It's been a long
time since he played in Wooster, and he knows you want to hear him
sing a song. And they popped the Honkey tunk Man's over here in Worcester.
Man, come on now, he legit came out here just to get
on commentary. Fuck you Vince McMahon and fucking death to the w WE Death
Sports. The Billy gun comes out here. Uh not the Rockabilly yet.
I don't think not yet, because I think that I think the angle here
is no care. Sorry, this is this is a tough segment for me.
I probably those that dude care. The Honky tonk Man is scouting his
apprentice James, I know you want to know. So he's scouting with you
know who's gonna take No, you're not. Who's gonna take the place of
the Honky Tonk. It's gotta be aut of Montoya with his ball take the
place. Fuck you yeah this segment, dude, fuck you man. Al
Montoya was in the click Yea't hear that again? All right? So Auto
Montoya versus Billy gun Yeah yeah, so Auto Montoya got the top pop crazy
Billy gunn not even on steroids. What am I watching this for? Everyone's
preating natty like on the lower card, like Austin was about to get the
not natty main event push. So Honkey talk Man is convinced that they are
cloning people and that the government is gonna clone him. They need to call
me to you, alright, Hockey tong Man can be cloned, all right,
bro. This was the point when I was like plus en plus and
plus that hockey't shut the funk up. I'm done with this mother, Shut
the funk up. The rest of the show. I was plus tending because
I was sticking here with this guy talking. Then he was on the rest
of the show. Fuck you, Hockey dust fuck you dude on Yeah,
he's on commentary the rest of the show, and I was like, Okay,
it's fucking Billy Gunn against Aldo goddamn Montoya dud. But at the very
least we're getting to the end here, and there has not been a picture
in picture promo. I said, wow, we and I wrote all caps
fucking more people standing by Sonny's gonna get s Saturday night. Well, James,
it's even better undercover with Sonny. I like that. Hey, Vince,
why didn't you like to get undercover with Sonny? I bet Billy Gunn
would like to get undercover with Sony on Saturday. You could get undercover with
Sony. Tony, what did you like to get undercover with Sonny? I'm
sick of the following people would like to have sex with Sonny vincer Man and
Billy Gunn. Thank you Now, next Billy Gunn is up for this match.
Billy Gunn wins during the promo with Alabama fucking Jam. I had to
I had to like go back to excuse me, I had to, uh,
I had to like go backwards because I was it was zooming in on
Sonny's lips and mouth and I was like, what happened to your Like,
Yeah, I looked at the right and Alabama jam off the top crazy?
What the fuck he wins? He won the match. He beat Auto Montoya,
so that takes him out of the running for Honky tonk Man's next apprentice.
But do you think Aldo Montoya would like to get undercover with Sonny No,
only Billy Gunn Visit guns God, that's what the breaking news is for,
Buddy. This is a horrible, horrible wrestling show. Yeah, man,
I uh, I have nothing positive to say about this shit. Yes,
shit, I'm sorry, dude. I came into this uh already till
this fucking show. I had to relive in the game. We talk about
men on commentary. It's fucking rude. It's done. This is why night
Show was busting there ass crazy style. No Wonder, dude, No fucking
Wonder. And James we just talked about the fans of two thousand and seven
Raw, how did they put up with this? But also fans of Raw
ten years before this, how the fuck did you put up with this?
Ship man? It was like four good years a Raw man, they've been
around for seventy five years. It's been four good raws. Ever, it's
always on sevens that it's like the word. It was twenty seventeen year all
fucking horrible too, dude, I was just awful. Yeah, it's probably
just raws. I'm sure Chain was in the slacks with the mask or something
at that. Oh god, yeah, I don't know. I'm glad I
didn't come aroun until WrestleMania fourteen. So there you go. Is that right?
That was the first on my own history and never come around period.
You guys ever seen the Butterfly. We're about to become an NFA podcast.
I'm about to check out. We'll be talking about UFC two on the pod
next week. He has always been in a shoe fighting prom I'm going Butterfly
affected my ass back at the top and I'll watch it fried. I don't
got top of this butterfly as instead of watching this show does So we got
backstage. Mankind is chilling with the urn. He's hugging it. He's just
caressing and what are you doing? Stop? Uh? That guy he said
don't need no damn. He don't need no mommy either. I would I
need one? Well? Man Kind is pulling out his hair and punching himself
in the fucking face. He bus his eyebrow open, that's all. He
says. He spent his entire adult life in preparation for this moment, and
he's got the scars to prove it. Uh, And they want to make
a big deal Undertaker and said, well, the real story is that Mankind
and the man they call Vader are a team. Dude, I love this
or he said, they have it like you believe. I just crought up
a boiling room. But you know, I actually have a pretty like pretty
good career. I've done well for myself for in my life, and uh,
I'd like to prove that I can stand in the ring with the stay
tuned. We'll be back. Yeah yeah, yeah, get it, we
get it, We get it. We've off and go to commercial in mid
promo. Man kid, all right, this is why I right down here.
Mankind is cutting a fantastic promo right now, and it cuts to commercial
and they never revisit it. Jesus Christ, this show fucking sucks. Yeah,
man, god, wait, we understand. I don't. It's like
a good promo the entire fucking night. Fuck you get off the screen.
We have gold does dude, is legitimate. The only good thing that happened
on the show the fucking Savu dive and whatever. They almost Mankind almost had
one good moment. Okay, yeah, you're right, Mankind, come on,
let him spit. Let him it is poop brown Mankind gear, which
I'm okay with. This is this is insane. It's a live show that
they had. They had no idea how to format this show. You know
what's crazy is that like this show? Yeah, well, this show sucks.
It's not even crazy. It just sucks. But it's funny because the
live format for wrestling was created by fucking Nitro. Nitro created the live format
for wrestling. I was just trying to catch up at this point. You
have no fucking clue what's going on. They have people cutting live promos backstages.
Mankind is trying to do like a he's going away over time. Ah,
you're done, whatever you guya says not solid I everybody's fuck you man
for real. Dude, planning live picture and picture promos for every single fucking
match on a live like on a live show is out of this world.
Insane. Yeah, you're pretty bitch. Every match needed this. Why not
just instead of doing these stupid fucking matches, just have the people that are
talking doom matches. Fuck you, ah, dude. Next up, gold
Does versus Tim mcneiny. Tim mcweeney wrote down mcniny. Okay, guys,
he's from Lowell, Massachusetts. I know that well, Hunter Hurst Elmsley and
that woman are on the ramp Bionic. They are making their presence known.
Hear to the World Wrestling Federation. Gold Dust does his well known taunt of
slapping his ass sheets and taking his wig off. As we all know.
Vince says that one was arrested. How did this happen? She's massive?
Gold Tim mcneinye and Hockey Talk Man. I hate this show. I hate
it. I hate this well. Hockey says she's gonna he's gonna put this
woman on the Honkey Talkman list. Dude, I U l is bro Let's
I'll tell you that much. Well, gold Dust wins with the curtain call
on Tim mcgweeney. No, they can't beat Tim mcneedy like this, Thank
you. There's no picture in picture promo here. It's just interference. China
starts approaching the ring and then grabs Marlena and gets in front of her.
Marlena holding a penis long boy style. You know, it's fremendous. Triple
H HiT's a flying something on gold dust fly brito from behind and then this
woman and Triple H starting stopping in suits, stopping about mystery woman beating the
shot out of him. Tim mcgneaniye, dead Dick is ass, Holy shit
man. So Marlena then jumps on China and starts choking or Triple Ass leaves
as I don't know what's going on to you? Why does he just leave
as he said, we're about to go over time? You know? Yeah,
you're right. Well, China decides that she's gonna stay on buses.
That's shit too. One man army one versus fifty. This is fucking insane.
She the refera of staff and referees are able to break Marlena off of
China that she's fucking you know, they're going back. Before Marlena slaps her,
China goozles her, then gets backed up. China starts shoving referees,
then picks up senior official Harvey Whippleman and throws him as dangerously as possible,
gorilla pres style, where his head would directly smash it through the canvas.
Thankfully there was referees in the way to catch them, but she throws him
so fucking recklessly. It's insane ross brought to you by cashro Sintech in full
metal WWF the album Do Not Forget to Get Your Freddie. That's a classic
Fleeddy God album. It's got singing on it. Oh that's good. Shut.
So now it's time for the Great Debate. That's good. Yeah.
So there's a podium in the ring with a big WF New Generation logo and
j R. Is in the rain. He says, we are ready for
the Great Debate, and Vince's a and Jared why jareds is representing himself,
Jerry the King Lawler and representing Extreme Championship Wrestling paul E dangerously and Paulie comes
out with long trench coat hat large says, all right, gentlemen, the
premise here is there. Mister Lawler is posing should each w even exist?
And we had an obligatory coin tosh in the locker room finds it all and
mister Lawler did win the coin toss, so he will shot up with a
ninety shuck in opening, and Lawler just fucking rails ecw Ari. He says,
I'm not questioning whether it should exist, that's whether it does exist.
You're seen by more people right now than any time, And he says,
what's this? And then some I guess, some easyw guys come out.
They don't show them for some reason. But I think it's the eliminators and
the Dudley's, right, Yeah, Dudley's are ringside, and Elemonais on the
apron with the tag titles, and John Cronis is speaking crazy into the camera.
I don't know what he said. Then we come back to the ring.
The microphone of Paul Hayman's or sorry, Paul's microphone is falling down,
so like everything's just fucking flying a fart here. Uh. Lawler says that
you run a rinky dink promotion in a Bengal hall in front of eleven hundred
people, and there's enough morons in the city of Philadelphia to come out and
see you hit each other with frying pans and barb ball baseball bats, which
is true. Uh, And hopefully the city of Philadelphia would come out if
we ever did that. Awesome, you know, if eleven hundred people came
out to our show, that'd be just fucking fun. Oh yes, maybe
Ron Winkle. What was the guy's It's fine, Okay, that's well.
J says your timing is up, sorry and says my time is not up.
When dun goes to Philadelphia, they put twenty two thousand people in the
spectrum and my question for you McMahon and Polly started saying, shut up,
shut the fuck up, dude. That was the all fucking show. Dude,
Holy fuck, and Hayman puts over that, you know, the e
c W fucking roster, it respects uh, the eleven hundred people that come
to the shows by bleeding and sweating and fighting and showing the people that they'll
bust their ass to give the people the money's worth. And that's what he
said to me about. At this point, Sandman, Tommy Dreamer, and
Buell mcgilla cutty are in the ring. I'm surprised they didn't sign Buell.
Actually, I feel like this whole group you should have got a fucking job.
Paulie says, Sunday Night, April thirteenth, we're gonna give them a
payer view. And you're right, Lawler, we are very small. And
then Sandman very drunk. I imagine grabs him like I said, get me
a high sign. I'll get that right now. He should have. If
Salmon shoot came Lawler here, imagine that would have been d Lawler says,
you want to get on your hands and knees and thank your lucky stars that
you're even allowed to plug a paper view on raw and Whyven's were going to
let you and I'll never fucking know. And PAULI says, you want to
shoot? You want to shoot with me? How you how's your doing with
the Sea Saws in Louisville? What that's crazy? File? Oh Stacy,
even your sons don't call themselves Lawler, Yeah, that's crazy. The Sea
Saws in Louisville. Holy fu Louisville. Sorry, shouts out loslle Alla says,
uh, you're a third tent five year old man that lives with his
mother and father. And Polly says, thirty one? How are you?
Is han legit? Thirty one? That's fucking insane. I just turned thirty
one, so that makes me feel hard. Do you see what Paul Hayman
looks like in the ring right now? The wrestling business has taken every out.
Yeah, this is crazy, crazy. Well, Lalla says, if
it wasn't for your mom and dad that financed this crap, this one don't
exists. And he says, you want to shoot. Why do you hang
around these guys? And Policy says, because they give the people what they
want. He should should ask man who funded this in the first place?
Who's right in the checks? Vince is it? Dodd Gordon is at you?
He says, they give the people what they want and we are the
Howard Sterner Wrestling. I'm sure Russo put that one in there. Yeah,
you're right. You said we're hardcore and damn proud of it. And Lala
says, oh, you hang your out with them because you're a little light
in the loofers. I want want why man? Yeah, well all are
your fucking children? From what I'm heard, you come back? Brother,
Yeah, goddamn h I'll talk, will tell you. Yeah. Tommy Dreamer
gets on the mic and says, you want to start a war, go
get every single what are your guys, and I'll show you how to start
an f and war right here, right now. And he punches the fucking
podium and it splits an hair like the ground, Yes, crumbles of the
floor. Salmon's now bashing a beer over his fucking head. He said to
be. Guys are surrounding Lawler, and then this whole thing falls apart here
because I don't know like if, like if someone was actually supposed to come
out or what the real end of this segment was supposed to be. But
Lawler like says, all right, that's it. I'm gonna get my fucking
friends. All right, guys come out, and then nobody comes out,
and then Lawlers just like circling inside the ring talking ship to him, and
Salmon is standing on the bottom of the ramp, bleeding holding the Singapore cane
and all was saying that come on out, guys, and he says it's
like three times, and then he says you're not gonna do anything, and
then they don't do anything, and then the segment ends. Yeah, but
like I feel like the jokers, like Jared Laler has no friends or what
kicked Jerry Lawler's ass. Yeah, that's what I thought they should. Lawler
goes to E c W and fucking annihilates Domic Dreamers nutsack and reaction to he
does huge pop and he bashes Dommy Dreamers nuts to own then he goes to
the hospital. But yeah, man, very uh, very strange. I
wonder like if this really had any I imagine it had to have turned some
people into buying that pay per view, right, yeah, I imagine somebody
must have been like elm Ship, Tommy Dreamer, I check the seesaws out,
you pedophile? Yeah you want to shoot you fuck children? Baby fucker,
baby fucker. Okay, let me get my friends out here real quick.
Alright, So Maine event time, Mankind and Vader versus Undertaker in Psycho
said they've been building this all show. This has got to be a banger,
and James, I'm sure it was. But this was my Deadlock plus
ten match on the night. See, yeah, I watched the whole thing.
This match is super based. No, it was the best match in
the history of there's there's like a super solid three minute, thirty second chin
lock in this one. You have to see that, Johnny plus dead plus
Yeah, because I saw the same thing. This should be illegal to build
to a main event on a TV like this and then have it underperform at
a level like they do nothing they do. You should be reprimanded. Yeah,
you should have like some something should happen the most exciting on the matches
the fucking after the commercial, Tony, they show Elton Bradley's Karate Fighters,
which is awesome. So yeah, Vader and Mankind are already down to the
ring when we come back from commercial. Sid gets his entrance with the name
Pirro, which I thought was very cool. That is fucking Sid. Okay.
Sid is another one of those guys James that I consider like am Ed
and a fucking Mica Assam that like, this is a fucking wrestler. He
existed. The wrestling WW have to not protect Sid at all. No why
though, Was it because he wasn't like a product of them? I don't
know. Yeah, they just didn't. They weren't interesting. They kinds let
him sink or swim on everything. I mean, they give him the belt,
but like, yeah, they it felt like they gave him the belt,
but I don't think they ever really thought of as the w They had
no problem making him look fucking stupid. So Sid gets his entrance, Mankind
Invader attacks Sid. Taker isn't here yet. I don't know what he's doing
or why he didn't come out for a while. And then he comes out
to no music, or lights, so it's not like he was waiting for
anything. Yeah, he just didn't have his boots on. He just wasn't
at Gorilla. So Vader and Mankind are putting the boost to Sid. I
don't taker runs down. Mankind does the cat just line to take her on
the steps on the outside. After that is where I plus ten. And
by the way, I did see that. Yeah, the steps take up
like half the fucking ring, So I think he like forgot and then went
over the ropes and he eat ship on the steps. It was crazy.
They must have called that spot before they realized these stairs were out there,
and just forgot that they were there when they did the promo earlier. Vader
then locked in a chin lock on Sid and sits there for three and a
half minutes, genuinely for real. Yeah, this is fucking horrible. Yeah,
well, don't worry. Has got to be showing its entirety. I
did ww F freewhey of the night Melton Bradley's Karate Fighters. I don't know
if you guys noticed, but Marlena did job on China earlier. There's a
match going on live. Hello. Yeah, yeah, Well, Vince says,
they sked USA network for more time, and they said yes, honestly,
you say you know he said, fuck this show. They must not
be watching no fucking way. And they didn't even ask her moret need no
more time, So take her hot tag, punches, big boot, choked
slam, Taker jumps off the apron, accidentally clobbers Sit on the head.
Sid punches tak her in the head. Don't even fucking do that, yeah,
Sid. It wastes no time in returning the face said you fucking bitch,
and they punched it back. They're fighting. Take her throws in the
ring and choke slams them and then immediately take her dives on Vader over the
big steps, which was awesome by the way, But there's there's zero intensity
in the brawl between Sid and Taker. It's like they're doing it because they're
like they think it was a bad idea. They're like, ah whatever.
They throw punches, throw each other in the ring, to their moves.
They cannot co exist. I'm sorry. Sid then comes out and grabs Taker
and throws them back in the ring. Sid power bombs Taker. Sid leaves
and then Vader pins take her for the three and then take her kicks Vader's
fucking ass and then leaves and then chases Sit up the ramp. Anyways,
who fucking gets Brett Hart's on the screen. We could not stop. We
couldn't have one match James that didn't end in a promo? What's up Brew?
You know it? Yo? Baby dude, Vinces? How did you
get that title shot? Because of a real cry baby? Vince? And
who about out the rugby s I'll tell you's brother, it's not giraffe.
Okay, I'm the best, There is the best. Yeah, dude,
Oh oh, I hate this fucking show man. This might show. This
might be my least fairy show we ever watched. Wow, that's heavy because
there's a lot of bad ones. Yeah, but this is like I had
a lot of hate for this one. Man. Yeah, there's I don't
know. I'm trying, like I'm trying to think, not even too many
he could save this bitch, Dude, I don't know if there's legitimately one.
I don't know if there's one fucking thing in this show that I'm like,
I enjoyed that. If I was a rock, I definitely go to
Pride, Dude. I would rather I would rather Mark Holeman fucking twelve to
six bodies slam me on my head than watch this show again. It's more
fashionate heart in that than this. This is just dog shit. This is
horrible. This is horrible, and like people like this gets more popular after
this. Yeah, you're right, that is crazy. Yeah, it's crazy
because it's a fucking horrible as show. The only thing that came out of
this, like when they came out of this was the set, the new
set that they had, and then the the e c W stuff, which
wasn't like historic if you look back on it, like the ec W stuff
was at the time, it was fucking crazy. Yeah yeah, but like
I was, what exactly is this era called like before that attitude era gen
Yeah, which is a notoriously horrible, horrible era. It's Chris Danker's favorite
era. Dude. Fuck that everyone that like this ship Well there you go.
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