Revisiting Lucha Underground Season 1, Episode 4 - The Debut of King Cuerno

<v Speaker 1>Boys, start back down. Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode
<v Speaker 1>number three hundred and forty four. We are back once
<v Speaker 1>again to talk about Lucha Underground.
<v Speaker 2>Slucha Underground back at you here, episode four of season
<v Speaker 2>one with a big Man event that they've pretty much
<v Speaker 2>been building since episode one of Big Rick taking on
<v Speaker 2>Johnny Mundo.
<v Speaker 1>Before we get into that, we have the Deadlock updates.
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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into Luca Underground Season one, Episode four.
<v Speaker 1>This is a temple.
<v Speaker 2>This is a goddamn temple. And we have a big
<v Speaker 2>main event that we've been building for for a few weeks.
<v Speaker 2>Here Johnny Moondo taking on big Man Big Rick with
<v Speaker 2>the smoking of penis.
<v Speaker 1>Dude. I'm excited to see Big Rick in action.
<v Speaker 2>I was excited to see it as well. Before we
<v Speaker 2>get into this episode of Lucha Underground. Though, Let's take
<v Speaker 2>a look at what was going on in the week
<v Speaker 2>of pro wrestling here with the Wrestling Observer newsletter. I
<v Speaker 2>do also have something here. I didn't take anything that
<v Speaker 2>Alvarez was writing here, but in the figure four weekly
<v Speaker 2>for November twenty, twenty fourteen, he was talking a lot
<v Speaker 2>about a podcast that I think still gets brought up
<v Speaker 2>to this day, which was the Art of Wrestling pod
<v Speaker 2>with Seampunk and Cold Cabana that dropped much this this
<v Speaker 2>week that this episode came out, and oy, oh boy,
<v Speaker 2>have did that fucking podcast and the follow up podcast
<v Speaker 2>like kind of shift a lot of things in the
<v Speaker 2>wrestling world for ever. I guess feed me. I mean, like,
<v Speaker 2>you know, I imagine people would have already kind of
<v Speaker 2>got to where they were with Roman at that time,
<v Speaker 2>but like, this did not fuck it help at all.
<v Speaker 1>No, Well, seeing Punk said Chris Hero was going to
<v Speaker 1>be a part of it, and like, of course, me, uh,
<v Speaker 1>you know, twelve years ago, I was like, why the
<v Speaker 1>fuck wasn't Chris Hero a part of this fucking trivileage
<v Speaker 1>Probably worked out for the best, though.
<v Speaker 2>From The Observer December first, twenty fourteen, Meltzer writes, for
<v Speaker 2>years there was an easy answer to the trivia question
<v Speaker 2>of the biggest name in post nineteen eighty four North
<v Speaker 2>American wrestling who had never stepped foot in a w ring.
<v Speaker 2>That was Sting. At the twenty fourteen RV series, Sting,
<v Speaker 2>at the age of fifty five, took his name off
<v Speaker 2>that list. Most likely, Meltzer says, thing, we'll do one
<v Speaker 2>match in w E at WrestleMania, probably against Triple H.
<v Speaker 1>No. No, yeah, I remember being there for that one.
<v Speaker 1>You've talked about that, Yes, sir, I was drinking. Sh
<v Speaker 1>It was a fun time.
<v Speaker 3>Man.
<v Speaker 1>They had sky Hall come down.
<v Speaker 3>Are you.
<v Speaker 1>Don't know why? I'll be down there in a minute.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I mean, you know, we've talked about it before.
<v Speaker 2>But there's a lot of stuff there that I didn't enjoy.
<v Speaker 2>One of course, Sting fucking losing that match. Thought that
<v Speaker 2>fucking sucked too. nWo coming out to help Sting doesn't
<v Speaker 2>make any.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking It was awesome there in person.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I came up with his gimmick. Man, that's
<v Speaker 2>you should have killed a rust of idiot said you're
<v Speaker 2>the crow. What it's worse though, is it? Uh? Sting
<v Speaker 2>listen to Triple Ahermania or Sting losing clean to Magnus
<v Speaker 2>before he left to you today.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I'd already watched Sting for damn near
<v Speaker 1>ten years lose to people he should have never lost to,
<v Speaker 1>So losing to Triple H was just another match in
<v Speaker 1>his career for me.
<v Speaker 2>He lost cleaning to Magnus with the scorpion.
<v Speaker 1>Uts man is nuts.
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, Sting does get a fucking AW and
<v Speaker 2>he has like a ridiculous run there. That's fucking nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that that run was sweet, man, im Sting, I
<v Speaker 1>mean he was there before he was there to.
<v Speaker 2>Ushun dude, it was the prophecy was fulfilled when he
<v Speaker 2>went to AW and that's what like how long after
<v Speaker 2>I mean.
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I just thought about Darby al and crashing through
<v Speaker 1>the glass off the ladder. That's like the most horrific
<v Speaker 1>thing I've ever seen that.
<v Speaker 2>Stings last match ever.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is. And Darby goes off the ladder through
<v Speaker 1>glass on tables to the floor. For some reason, in
<v Speaker 1>my head, there's like some no clip commentary involved with it.
<v Speaker 1>Du Ah, there's not it, but like jo, in my head,
<v Speaker 1>there is like holy shit that you saw, Yeah, that
<v Speaker 1>is so fucking crazy, man. I mean that last match
<v Speaker 1>was amazing. Yeah, yes, yeah, Triple As. You could never
<v Speaker 1>do that, buddy.
<v Speaker 2>If Triple H went off the ladder through glass, I
<v Speaker 2>mean that probably changed wrestling forever. Uh. In Japan Wrestling News,
<v Speaker 2>Meltzer was talking about the cost of major buildings here
<v Speaker 2>and I thought this is pretty interesting because we've we've
<v Speaker 2>run deadlock for wrestling in Japan a couple times here,
<v Speaker 2>and we will again this year. So some notes on
<v Speaker 2>the rents on the major buildings. This is, of course
<v Speaker 2>twenty fourteen, so this is probably different now. It costs
<v Speaker 2>about hundred and sixty seven thousand US dollars to rent
<v Speaker 2>the Tokyo Dome, fifty thousand dollars to rent the Budukhan Hall,
<v Speaker 2>fifty five thousand dollars to rent the Yokohama Arena, sixty
<v Speaker 2>two thousand dollars to rent the Saibu Dome, sixty three
<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars to rent this Saitama Super Arena, thirty five
<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars rent Sumer Hall, and ten thousand dollars to
<v Speaker 2>rent Cork and Hall.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Actually, I'm gonna go ahead and say that a
<v Speaker 1>lot of these prices probably didn't increase. I mean, especially
<v Speaker 1>right now as live events are not doing super hot
<v Speaker 1>and the yen is super down. Cork and Hall, I
<v Speaker 1>mean more or less is the same here? I think
<v Speaker 1>it's a couple thousand more I think now. Yeah, maybe
<v Speaker 1>I'm twelve what we understand, but uh yeah, most of
<v Speaker 1>these numbers are probably still right. Uh.
<v Speaker 2>And you know, in talking about that, I wanted to
<v Speaker 2>bring this up too. Uh fucking fucking what is closed?
<v Speaker 2>The building we ran just closed in Japan?
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Uh shinjuku face.
<v Speaker 2>Shinjuku face. Yeah, sorry, I was some reason I had
<v Speaker 2>first ring in my brain. I love Frinchman. Yeah, shin face,
<v Speaker 2>Uh is close? Is it closed now or it's closing?
<v Speaker 1>I think it's closing at the end of the year.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's uh, that's a shame. We we ran there,
<v Speaker 2>and uh, I mean fucking super cool place. First of all,
<v Speaker 2>I mean hearing, hearing the any building that you know
<v Speaker 2>hosts independent wrestling, especially closing out is fucking just always
<v Speaker 2>horrible to here. Yeah, it was super cool. It was
<v Speaker 2>you know, we had a easy time getting you know,
<v Speaker 2>in there and out of there. Everything was dope, fucking big,
<v Speaker 2>bigger than I thought inside at that place.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so for people who don't know, Shinjuku Faces like
<v Speaker 1>a big building in the middle of like kabuki show
<v Speaker 1>almost and like downstairs it's like an arcade. So the
<v Speaker 1>first thing you see off the street is like an arcade,
<v Speaker 1>and then you go up floors you can take an
<v Speaker 1>elevator that takes you to uh where the Shinjuku Face
<v Speaker 1>Arena is, And to get in you have to get
<v Speaker 1>a drink ticket. So I think that's well, we got
<v Speaker 1>a lot of fans to us like to get in
<v Speaker 1>even if you pay for the ticket, you still have
<v Speaker 1>to get a drink ticket for the building too. And yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it's a dope arena. I mean we uh it was
<v Speaker 1>so funny, like we were carrying around like huge boxes
<v Speaker 1>with canvases and stuff like all around the booky show. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>like trying to get it into the service elevator to
<v Speaker 1>get to the top.
<v Speaker 2>You know.
<v Speaker 1>I mean we were fucking sick. Yeah, it was a
<v Speaker 1>rough time last time, but this show turned out being awesome,
<v Speaker 1>sweet show and uh, yeah, dope arena. I've been there
<v Speaker 1>a few times, even uh when it wasn't DPW, and
<v Speaker 1>I always had to get what did you see there?
<v Speaker 1>I've seen Let's see, what did I say? I saw
<v Speaker 1>a BJW Was it bj No? That was at Cork. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember the exact shows I've seen. I have
<v Speaker 1>to think. I look down and think about because I
<v Speaker 1>saw the first time I went in twenty nineteen. I
<v Speaker 1>watched twenty something shows in twenty days.
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 1>So it was like a lot of shows. Yeah, so
<v Speaker 1>I can remember the people on the card. I just
<v Speaker 1>don't remember sure because Reo Museunami was on it. You
<v Speaker 1>was on it, so like a lot of people that
<v Speaker 1>we ended up using a DPW were on it. Super dope,
<v Speaker 1>you speak. She didn't keep a first ring too. That's
<v Speaker 1>not on here. But that's not even in the same
<v Speaker 1>ballpark as these arenas. No. Yeah, it's way cheaper and
<v Speaker 1>it's way out of the way.
<v Speaker 2>I love first ring though, dude, Like if there was
<v Speaker 2>a like if we were running monthly in Japan, we
<v Speaker 2>probably run first ring.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. First ring is dope. I mean, like I said,
<v Speaker 1>it is out of the way. So you do have
<v Speaker 1>to take a train to like hike and stop. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>it takes a minute. Then you have to get off
<v Speaker 1>the train. You got to go down out of the station,
<v Speaker 1>walk down to like this. It's like a it's like
<v Speaker 1>new a marina or something, or a dock or something
<v Speaker 1>like that.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's super fun. I mean, especially if you're visiting. Uh,
<v Speaker 1>it's super fun little place. The energy is always high there,
<v Speaker 1>you know. Meeting the wrestlers is always dope because it
<v Speaker 1>is a small arena, so you're able to like talk
<v Speaker 1>with the wrestlers after the matches and stuff because they're
<v Speaker 1>usually still around. Has bathrooms that's nice, right, Like we're outside,
<v Speaker 1>but they have bathrooms.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, I mean there's this little bar out there,
<v Speaker 1>not bar, it's like a diner. You get out of
<v Speaker 1>the station at Shinki a first ring and you take
<v Speaker 1>a right yeah, and there's like a little rider there. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>a few times too.
<v Speaker 2>There's also a pretty close convenience store there because I
<v Speaker 2>need a lilad up on Pacari sweats because I was
<v Speaker 2>so sick.
<v Speaker 1>And yeahs masked up sanitizer.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Just fucking man, just moving crazy. But we had to
<v Speaker 1>get those shows done.
<v Speaker 2>I mean they and they got done and they were
<v Speaker 2>fuing awesome. You were mentioned in the h I forgot
<v Speaker 2>about the elevator and shinjuku Face. I mean, Jake something
<v Speaker 2>is already ridiculous looking in this fucking, you know, fucking
<v Speaker 2>area him trying to I mean just Jake alone would
<v Speaker 2>fit only himself into the elevator.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's super small. I mean, like if you're holding
<v Speaker 1>something like one person at a time, almost too sometimes
<v Speaker 1>uh and yeah, man no, I just remember him back
<v Speaker 1>now and likes, what a great time that was, you know,
<v Speaker 1>like you finish up the show. What's so cool about
<v Speaker 1>shinjuku Face too, is like you finish the show, you
<v Speaker 1>go to whatever you're doing, and everything's fucking open. You're
<v Speaker 1>right in the middle of everything, right, Like, yeah, you
<v Speaker 1>can go eat, you can go play arcade, there's batting cages,
<v Speaker 1>there's a ton of stuff to do. So it was
<v Speaker 1>always fun to like a schedule a shin djuku Face show.
<v Speaker 2>A couple more things here in WWE News. Kevin Stein
<v Speaker 2>debuts as Kevin Owens at NXC Takeover on December eleventh,
<v Speaker 2>or if not, at the TV tapings the next night.
<v Speaker 2>It's uh so this you know, this is twenty fourteen,
<v Speaker 2>were you know, twelve ish years since then or what?
<v Speaker 2>Or not? Sorry, yeah, yeah about that or I'm sorry. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>like ten to twelve ish years since he fucking debuted
<v Speaker 2>there does not feel like he's been off the indies
<v Speaker 2>for that long.
<v Speaker 1>Uh No, No, not at all. I guess, you know,
<v Speaker 1>in a way, I'm I'm glad it happened. I think
<v Speaker 1>he was kind of getting to the end of his
<v Speaker 1>rope with wrestling by that time. He didn't think he
<v Speaker 1>was going to get signed, and he was just like
<v Speaker 1>not seeing the point and continuing. So I'm glad that
<v Speaker 1>he did. It gave us a lot more time with
<v Speaker 1>him as a wrestler, you.
<v Speaker 2>Know, dude, absolutely, man, I mean, and you know you
<v Speaker 2>talked about him a ton. I mean, I fucking have
<v Speaker 2>watched Kevin Stein since I started getting into the indies.
<v Speaker 2>Like he was seasy to be Iron Man Champions, so
<v Speaker 2>I got to see a monthly. Yeah, man, I've been
<v Speaker 2>I've been watching this dude for good lord, twenty years almost,
<v Speaker 2>which is again getting old is ridiculous because it does
<v Speaker 2>not feel that long, but it has been that long.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I remember. I remember him debuting with the with
<v Speaker 1>the thing where he immediately went after Generica. I remember
<v Speaker 1>the whole deal.
<v Speaker 2>Sick as fuck. Yeah, Jenerico fucking uh was the only
<v Speaker 2>won the belt.
<v Speaker 1>He didn't win it right away. Generico won the belt,
<v Speaker 1>and then.
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm sorry.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, right, yeah, that's right.
<v Speaker 2>Threw him on the fucking ramp, yeah, I would say,
<v Speaker 2>and he busted his nose open against Juice Robinson.
<v Speaker 1>That's right, Yeah, that's right.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was a pretty kick ass Yeah, last thing here.
<v Speaker 2>WWE news. The video game was released this past week
<v Speaker 2>with midnight parties on November seventeenth, with Sting in San Francisco,
<v Speaker 2>Hogan Orlando, and Brian Dan Brian in New York, all
<v Speaker 2>of which drew big crowds. The printed game reviews have
<v Speaker 2>been disappointing, but the belief is that it will still
<v Speaker 2>be an up year for the game business wise because
<v Speaker 2>it's on four platforms. James, this is, of course WWE
<v Speaker 2>two K fifteen, two K fifteen. I believe so cool.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure there's some people listening that I really liked
<v Speaker 1>that one.
<v Speaker 2>Well, that is it for the Observer. Now let's talk
<v Speaker 2>about Luca Underground season one episode for the thrill of
<v Speaker 2>the hunt.
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get into Luca Underground Season one episode four.
<v Speaker 1>Here we start with a cold opening, Johnny Mundo signed
<v Speaker 1>to Luca Underground and got attacked by Big Rick, and
<v Speaker 1>that is the big storyline for this episode.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, of course, you know, Cisco and Cortes and the
<v Speaker 2>main man, Big Rick all whooped Mundo's ass because Dario
<v Speaker 2>Queto brought him in. You know, he knows he's a
<v Speaker 2>big free agent, but he wants to make an example
<v Speaker 2>of him, and he offered him money if they him
<v Speaker 2>wore Puma won their main event match, but things didn't
<v Speaker 2>go their way and then Mundo got his ass whooped.
<v Speaker 2>Followed up with Big Rick talking shit about Mundo the
<v Speaker 2>following week and Mundo hitting the ring to attack the
<v Speaker 2>three cohorts in the ring. Prince Muma came out and
<v Speaker 2>helped as well and Puma. Mundo then beat Cisco and
<v Speaker 2>Cortez with double four fifties, which pretty much leads us
<v Speaker 2>to the main event here because Mundo ended up fucking
<v Speaker 2>up Cortez and Cisco in the hallway and told Dario
<v Speaker 2>Oquato he wants to match a Big Rick next week
<v Speaker 2>and when he was done with him that Dario was
<v Speaker 2>next big man event here and the first time you
<v Speaker 2>might be able to get to see Big Rick action.
<v Speaker 1>Also, yeah, we had Phoenix, Pentagon and Drago make their
<v Speaker 1>debut on the last episode, and I was expecting some
<v Speaker 1>follow up here, but Dario didn't do anything with the
<v Speaker 1>giant necklace, so maybe we'll do that on a future episode.
<v Speaker 2>Also, yeah, this wasn't as big of a story heavy episode.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, obviously, well we'll get into it, but this
<v Speaker 2>is a lot more match maybe the most match heavy
<v Speaker 2>show we've watched so far. I mean we're only four in,
<v Speaker 2>but I feel like it was way more like in
<v Speaker 2>ring than out of the ring this week.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wanted to see the big fucked up monster
<v Speaker 1>he was gonna debut.
<v Speaker 2>Well in due time. You know, there's still uh Johnny Mundo.
<v Speaker 2>You know, we'll talk about the main events, but I
<v Speaker 2>imagine Dario's in a little trouble here soon and he
<v Speaker 2>might need some backup.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we see the big Lucha Underground sign, which means
<v Speaker 1>it is time to head into the temple. There's a
<v Speaker 1>band playing.
<v Speaker 2>The band is here, got musical, and the fans are dancing,
<v Speaker 2>chanting Luca. Everyone's fired up for the show, and of
<v Speaker 2>course match Striker and Vampiro back again on commentary.
<v Speaker 1>We kick off this episode with the match, we just
<v Speaker 1>get right into it. Sexy Star versus Evelise.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Evelise making her debut. Of course, Melissa Santos introduces
<v Speaker 2>us to the following Luca, which every match gets. I
<v Speaker 2>like that, Striker says, there's so many talking points, but
<v Speaker 2>what everyone's really focused on is the change of attitude
<v Speaker 2>of Chavo Guerrero.
<v Speaker 1>Uh because of course, yeah, that was my big talking
<v Speaker 1>point for this episode. Go to prison and he has
<v Speaker 1>a big key around his neck that could unleash a
<v Speaker 1>monster into the temple.
<v Speaker 2>What's if Java graz On is great? Everyone should asking
<v Speaker 2>where is Java Guerrero? Yeah? Huge three way main that
<v Speaker 2>like debut, three stars that are gonna be in this
<v Speaker 2>until the end of time. The fuck is Chavo doing?
<v Speaker 2>Vampiro says that Chavo is a chip on his shoulder
<v Speaker 2>and after he bailed on everyone in the dress ering,
<v Speaker 2>a lot has yet to common, a lot of questions unanswered.
<v Speaker 2>But Sexy Star is here, who also dealt with Chavo's
<v Speaker 2>antics because he beat her with a chair. She's here
<v Speaker 2>with a microphone and I like how they do because
<v Speaker 2>there's a few of these on this episode where someone gets,
<v Speaker 2>you know, what we typically referred to as, you know,
<v Speaker 2>kind of a jabber entrance where they don't get a
<v Speaker 2>full entrance, but they do it here with a wrestlers
<v Speaker 2>in the ring. They introduce them and then they play
<v Speaker 2>their music, which I thought was kind of cool. She
<v Speaker 2>has a mic and she cuts a promo in Spanish,
<v Speaker 2>but they give us English subtitles to thank Fuck I
<v Speaker 2>didn't have to go bother Machoh he would have done it,
<v Speaker 2>she says, Chavo Guerrero. The next time I see you
<v Speaker 2>better bring the chair because that is the only way
<v Speaker 2>you will beat me. I'm gonna embarrass you for what
<v Speaker 2>you did to a true legend, Blue Damon, I'm gonna
<v Speaker 2>kick your ass for it. You did a Masquerti segrata.
<v Speaker 2>That's the fucking one. I really, you know, want to
<v Speaker 2>stand up for Mascerti segrada should come back and pelmanize
<v Speaker 2>all of Chavo's limbs.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it would be interested if Chavo just like got
<v Speaker 1>taken out, oh permanently, you know, already already taken out.
<v Speaker 2>That would be fucking like.
<v Speaker 1>You're a bitch and we're gonna fuck you up, especially
<v Speaker 1>Bascria sigratta. But like the whole time, Like Chavo has already.
<v Speaker 2>He's tied up by mass that's why he's not here.
<v Speaker 2>That'd be awesome, she says. And ultimately for laying your
<v Speaker 2>hands on me, and you know what, pay attention. I
<v Speaker 2>with these hands of a true queen will finish the
<v Speaker 2>Guerrero dynasty. And then Evelis comes down the stairs. She's
<v Speaker 2>on the microphone and she tells her a shut up,
<v Speaker 2>or she tells the crowd to shut up, of course,
<v Speaker 2>because they're all fucking giving her heat. And uh mats
<v Speaker 2>rerecord says, that's what it sounds like in my house
<v Speaker 2>when I want Want Want. He's he's fucking brutal on
<v Speaker 2>this one. Man.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, he really kicked it into maximum overdrive. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>good god, I just didn't want to hear him at
<v Speaker 1>the end of.
<v Speaker 2>The episode, dude, for this fucking match, especially so evenly.
<v Speaker 2>He says, you're so sad where that you know that's
<v Speaker 2>what you get for messing with someone tougher than you
<v Speaker 2>and you believe you belong with the boys. You are
<v Speaker 2>not the baddest luchador in here. And she says, don't
<v Speaker 2>even get me started on this mask. You had that
<v Speaker 2>ugly face, with that ugly mask, look deep down in
<v Speaker 2>your core, you know, and all of you know that
<v Speaker 2>I'm the baddest bitch in the building. And Hevin E
<v Speaker 2>splows her a kiss, and then Sexy Star slaps her
<v Speaker 2>in the face, and that's how we we get underway
<v Speaker 2>here with Sexy starversus Evilies for the opening contest.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the refs in Lucha Underground have ref shirts. Now,
<v Speaker 1>I thought that was cool.
<v Speaker 2>I love that. Yeah, I know what. I was going
<v Speaker 2>to bring that up too, because I wasn't sure if
<v Speaker 2>that was I just forgot from the last episode. But yeah, no,
<v Speaker 2>I do. I always do love a branded referee shirt,
<v Speaker 2>not just the change of the colors. I like like
<v Speaker 2>a little you know, the patch and the shitt on
<v Speaker 2>the sleeve. That's very cool.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're told immediately that this is anti diva right here.
<v Speaker 1>This match is an anti diva match. This is a
<v Speaker 1>reminder that this is marketed to fans who are disenfranchised.
<v Speaker 2>With w B.
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna get at least one of these on every episode.
<v Speaker 2>I imagine, dude, that is one hundred percentury dude. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Vampiro says this is anti diva, This is an ant
<v Speaker 2>swooping and then Shreker says, yeah, I like that anti
<v Speaker 2>Diva And you know what, anyway, we're not gonna be
<v Speaker 2>calling a lot of wrestling here. They're just gonna be
<v Speaker 2>punching and kicking and hair pulling. Okay, So like is
<v Speaker 2>that is that not the Diva fucking brand? Just those things?
<v Speaker 2>They are totally just fucking not in tune here.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we start things off here Sexy Star goes for
<v Speaker 1>a matrix spot, but Evelise doesn't throw the punch, which
<v Speaker 1>leads to a very awkward deal here, but they recover
<v Speaker 1>well enough. It's an interesting match because these two just
<v Speaker 1>progressively get more angry at each other as the match
<v Speaker 1>goes on, because they just they're not They're just not gelling.
<v Speaker 1>You know, sometimes it just doesn't happen. This is just
<v Speaker 1>one of those deals where like they're just not gelling,
<v Speaker 1>and you can see in real time here two people
<v Speaker 1>get progressively more angry with each other.
<v Speaker 2>You can as there's one part here and we'll get
<v Speaker 2>to it obviously, like they legit have to splice clips
<v Speaker 2>together because of how just uncooperative they had become with
<v Speaker 2>one another. The further this match went along also on commentary.
<v Speaker 2>Here we find out that Evelise is romantically linked to
<v Speaker 2>Son of Havoc, and Vampiro says I thought they were
<v Speaker 2>brother and sister.
<v Speaker 1>It's just like Dexter, something like late season Dexter.
<v Speaker 2>Come on, this is Paul Burchill and this girl wait
<v Speaker 2>virtual winter y out.
<v Speaker 1>That's how I know her brother. She's winning of me.
<v Speaker 2>I mean that makes it probably to a lot more
<v Speaker 2>people that just us too as well. She probably had
<v Speaker 2>a better run as that. Uh, this felt a little
<v Speaker 2>not looke underground, like obviously we're not too many episodes
<v Speaker 2>in here, but like them just dropping that instead of
<v Speaker 2>showing us that doesn't feel like something they have shown
<v Speaker 2>that they were like would do like I would have
<v Speaker 2>thought we would see like a Son a Havoc Eveliz
<v Speaker 2>fucking thing here, which he reprimands him for losing.
<v Speaker 1>So, uh, there's like a deal like this in anime,
<v Speaker 1>where like if there's a big fight coming up and
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna require a lot of the budget, then like
<v Speaker 1>some of the episodes before or after are sort of
<v Speaker 1>animated like shit because a budgets to go to that.
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes they do it in reverse, and anime sometimes the
<v Speaker 1>big fight is animated like shit, and then like random
<v Speaker 1>follow up episodes will be like the best movie animes. Yeah, okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>but maybe that's the deal here is like they spent
<v Speaker 1>a lot of the budget for whatever tapings they had here. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>and uh yeah, they just had to kind of go
<v Speaker 1>with what they had here. I don't know if that's
<v Speaker 1>true or not, but it sounds like something that could
<v Speaker 1>be true, especially because it's like a TV production deal
<v Speaker 1>mm hmm.
<v Speaker 2>And this was so this I think is technically the
<v Speaker 2>fourth taping. They did two at the beginning of September,
<v Speaker 2>and then this is like the following week. So this
<v Speaker 2>they did on September thirteenth. This is September fourteenth, and
<v Speaker 2>then they have another set after that. So they're still,
<v Speaker 2>like you know, early on in these doing multiple tapings
<v Speaker 2>over a weekend deal.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Evelis cut Sexy Star off in the corner by
<v Speaker 1>baiting her in she was like halfway there. I think, like,
<v Speaker 1>I think grabbing the ref right there probably would have
<v Speaker 1>made that a bigger deal. But I understand, uh, with
<v Speaker 1>how this match is going that asking for anything more
<v Speaker 1>than what we got is damn near impossible.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't think, uh, I don't think we're calling
<v Speaker 2>anything on the fly in a good way.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Actually funny enough, like right after they do a
<v Speaker 1>WWE Universe mode cut here like SAMs and then it
<v Speaker 1>cuts to the crowd like full crowd shot, and I.
<v Speaker 2>Imagine, you know, I can only guess that they may
<v Speaker 2>have been a little uncooperative in the exchange on the ground.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, reminded me, you do, like a run in or something,
<v Speaker 1>and it cuts to the match of the jacket just disappears.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I fool, I fucking hate that. Like, there's gotta
<v Speaker 2>be a better way. There's got to be a better
<v Speaker 2>way than cutting to the crowd for that shit.
<v Speaker 1>Matt Striker asked Van Puro if he wrestled females, and uh,
<v Speaker 1>he said, not really my thing. I was married for
<v Speaker 1>seven years and I did job. Vanpira finds funny ways
<v Speaker 1>to get out of stupid questions like that.
<v Speaker 2>I you know, I get what Striker is going for,
<v Speaker 2>like trying to ask, you know, what experience he may
<v Speaker 2>have had with like, you know, a looch Dora, But
<v Speaker 2>good lord, who like ask another fucking woman on the
<v Speaker 2>roster instead?
<v Speaker 1>Well, Sexy Star fights up here hits a codebreaker for
<v Speaker 1>a double down. She starts circumback here and this is
<v Speaker 1>the wildest bumping feet I've ever fucking seen in my life.
<v Speaker 2>If this is where I saw another cut here because
<v Speaker 2>they it was sexy Star was going for like a suplex,
<v Speaker 2>I think, and getting e release into position for the suplex.
<v Speaker 2>Evelise either you know, did want to or it wasn't
<v Speaker 2>time for that, because there's a suplex after and then
<v Speaker 2>they shut they you know, pretty much hard cut to
<v Speaker 2>a shot of her doing a code breaker.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I usually don't care, Like I usually don't give
<v Speaker 1>a fuck how that happens. But like when the match
<v Speaker 1>is so cut up and the continuity match is hard
<v Speaker 1>to follow, and like, yeah, it just becomes like okay, well,
<v Speaker 1>like I don't even know what I'm supposed to be
<v Speaker 1>getting from this deal. Here.
<v Speaker 2>This is where Vampiro says, awesome match. I'll give it
<v Speaker 2>a ten. The match is still going. Giveing the match
<v Speaker 2>a ten rating.
<v Speaker 1>It's not over ten out of five well technically scale, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>the rating scale is infinite. Uh yeah, So Evelise slaps
<v Speaker 1>the dog shit out of Sexy Star. I'm sure that
<v Speaker 1>felt great, and then jumps into a standing guillotine that
<v Speaker 1>follows up with a DDT for a two count.
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was a cool move, by the way,
<v Speaker 2>reminded me of a god damn it. What did Matt
<v Speaker 2>Hardy call that in TENA?
<v Speaker 1>The ice pick?
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I knew you would fucking ice pick? Holy shit,
<v Speaker 2>why do you remember that?
<v Speaker 1>What you mean that was Matt run.
<v Speaker 2>Because that's how he would get into it that way, right.
<v Speaker 2>It was like, kind of, that's fucking what do you.
<v Speaker 1>So evalise? This has gotta be a fifteen for me.
<v Speaker 1>Police argues with the ref which allows Sexy Star enough
<v Speaker 1>separation to use the lava He's strawl to pick up
<v Speaker 1>the wind.
<v Speaker 2>There you go, yeah, lama straw cradle. I I you know,
<v Speaker 2>I thought, uh, sexy Star would get a definitive wind.
<v Speaker 2>But I guess they're going to continue this because of
<v Speaker 2>the son I havoc kind of deal. So I guess
<v Speaker 2>that makes sense.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we get a pre tape. Here we are in
<v Speaker 1>the saw room, which exists in the temple.
<v Speaker 2>This bathroom.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I saw that ship. What are they doing?
<v Speaker 2>Dude? That is a you know what that does look
<v Speaker 2>pretty close to it? Dude, it's a dingy bathroom. Shitty sink.
<v Speaker 1>Dude, there was like like a transition into the There
<v Speaker 1>was Dukie in the saw room.
<v Speaker 2>Turnsmember. He had to reach it on a toilet to
<v Speaker 2>get the key. It was all shitty.
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, so did like John like he took a
<v Speaker 1>ship in there?
<v Speaker 2>Ship be laid down on the floor liver or die
<v Speaker 2>No but either no, hell no dude on wife Jones.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah what was Damn? I forgot the dude's name, the
<v Speaker 1>dude that becomes Jigsaw spoiler.
<v Speaker 2>Like like, oh, like the Gordon you're talking about doctor Gordon.
<v Speaker 1>No not doctor Gordon. Oh that's that is a crazy spoiler.
<v Speaker 2>Holy ship even comment that's an apprentice though.
<v Speaker 4>Deep well, I mean if you're gonna, you know, if
<v Speaker 4>we're gonna talk about it like the.
<v Speaker 2>Cod cod oh fucking uh. Oh man, I'm so.
<v Speaker 1>Bad luck you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, what
<v Speaker 1>was I talking about?
<v Speaker 2>You were just Hoffman to take the Hoffman?
<v Speaker 1>Right, But what was I talking about?
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. We're talking about this bathroom and Derrek quato.
<v Speaker 1>Fuck thing threw me crazy.
<v Speaker 5>I mean that is absolutely fucking nuts.
<v Speaker 1>Like they didn't even know doctor Gordon was a part
<v Speaker 1>of that ship until like eight years after. Gee, Like
<v Speaker 1>that is nuts. They threw that ship in there like
<v Speaker 1>last second. He dug, deep, that's nuts. Wow, holy fuck.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, we're in the saw room here and uh yeah, man,
<v Speaker 1>Drago's here and he's got his tongue all out looking nuts,
<v Speaker 1>and Dario is questioning, like, why the fuck didn't you
<v Speaker 1>win your match?
<v Speaker 2>Dude? He said, you didn't lose, but you didn't wait either.
<v Speaker 2>You left me feeling unset satisfied now here. You're one
<v Speaker 2>of the best, but I don't know that yet, damn.
<v Speaker 1>And you know, just explain like the philosophy behind a
<v Speaker 1>three way match. I know, but she didn't lose, but
<v Speaker 1>I feel unsatisfied. So now we have to follow up
<v Speaker 1>on it.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's fucking And he says, I need to know
<v Speaker 2>what Drago is made of. So tonight you'll be looking
<v Speaker 2>straight into the face of savagery. Savage, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I thought I thought that this was gonna be the
<v Speaker 1>dude that was in the prison.
<v Speaker 2>Ah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was excited look into the face of savagery.
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh shit, like someone's going to debut
<v Speaker 1>and like he's gonna kill Draga, but no, it is
<v Speaker 1>the debut of King Querno. Yeah, Drago went face to
<v Speaker 1>face with him and did the tongue thing.
<v Speaker 2>Dude?
<v Speaker 1>The tongue thing is awesome, dude, It is like, what's
<v Speaker 1>the deal with that?
<v Speaker 2>That's his tongue? Ship's nuts?
<v Speaker 1>Does heat? Does does he eat? Sale? Just with that,
<v Speaker 1>I could have gone the easier ride. I just didn't
<v Speaker 1>want to know.
<v Speaker 2>I appreciate that's right. Yeah, you know, just trying to No, No,
<v Speaker 2>dragons don't eat sandwiches.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so leak existence.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they fucking humans and you're next.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we got Pentagon Junior versus Phoenix up next. We
<v Speaker 1>had the Three Ways the week before, and now we
<v Speaker 1>had the singles between the Lucha brothers.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Melissa Santos introduces the next Luchen. Pentagon Junior is
<v Speaker 2>already in the ring. He gets some music and his
<v Speaker 2>music is playing, and the crowd is booing. Why don't
<v Speaker 2>we funk with him already? Did did something happen last week?
<v Speaker 2>Did I don't remember that we already hate this guy?
<v Speaker 3>No?
<v Speaker 1>They just stood in the middle of the ring and said,
<v Speaker 1>you guys, boo this or we're shutting the whole fucking
<v Speaker 1>thing down.
<v Speaker 2>Boom.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's right. O.
<v Speaker 2>GKG said, we gotta start booing.
<v Speaker 1>Now, they don't got this in Resita. They don't boot
<v Speaker 1>nothing over there. We got stual heat in the temple.
<v Speaker 2>So Pentagon in Spanish says, in Mexico, no one respects me,
<v Speaker 2>not even the fanatics, nor the bosses, nor the other Pentagons.
<v Speaker 2>All of them, dude, all of them. Yeah he's because
<v Speaker 2>well he's junior, and I'm guessing there's got to be
<v Speaker 2>a senior, and maybe there's other juniors.
<v Speaker 1>A tunior and my brother, Pentagon Tunior, who I hate,
<v Speaker 1>and he gives me no respect. I don't like him.
<v Speaker 2>You know, you can think about it. Phoenix is Pentagon tunior.
<v Speaker 1>Guy should have grabbed the mic and said, what the
<v Speaker 1>hell's going on here? Sign like his gimmick is like that.
<v Speaker 1>He talks like stone called and it has like nothing
<v Speaker 1>to do with stone called. He just sounds.
<v Speaker 2>It just happens to sound like him. He says, all
<v Speaker 2>his gatch I gotta tell you something, son in Mexico.
<v Speaker 3>I know it gives me any respect. Pentagon Tunior, my brother,
<v Speaker 3>he's a piece of shit. Thank you, mister Guido. I
<v Speaker 3>really respect Pentagon, but I gotta do what I gotta do.
<v Speaker 2>Well, he says, what I'm gonna do with the Phoenix
<v Speaker 2>is just an example of what will happen to whoever
<v Speaker 2>wishes to confront me because my name is Pentagon Jr.
<v Speaker 2>And everyone or respect me. Zetto Miero.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's the bottom line. Because Pentagon Junior said,
<v Speaker 1>so Rick Knox is the ref he still got the
<v Speaker 1>cast on.
<v Speaker 2>I mean it's a long injury. Roger Trong fucking fucked him.
<v Speaker 1>That shit the champions here, motherfucker's sorry. So Pentagon and
<v Speaker 1>Phoenix go fifty fifty here to start leads to a
<v Speaker 1>standoff for the next, say, twelve years. Every indie match
<v Speaker 1>starts like that, correct.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is uh, this becomes a fucking mainstay, a
<v Speaker 2>staple of the scene.
<v Speaker 1>Phoenix hits a head scissors, which sends Pentagon to the outside,
<v Speaker 1>and then Phoenix hits a sensational flip dive.
<v Speaker 2>Fucking hell. I mean, you know, it doesn't take very
<v Speaker 2>long for letting them to start the nods here and nonsense.
<v Speaker 2>I mean in a very positive way, because I mean,
<v Speaker 2>you know, I see these two guys on the show,
<v Speaker 2>I just want to see them go balls of the wall.
<v Speaker 2>And I mean this isn't even the main event.
<v Speaker 1>So Phoenix hits a double rope springboard drop kick and
<v Speaker 1>the crowd goes nuts.
<v Speaker 2>I mean that's fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Phoenix does this all the time, and it's always super impressive.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, I mean especially twenty fourteen, and you know
<v Speaker 2>we talked about you know, we talked about four all
<v Speaker 2>the shit that fucking Prince Puma does on the show,
<v Speaker 2>even than the Mundo match, Like that's like mind blowing now,
<v Speaker 2>or even the last episode, the main event, the three
<v Speaker 2>Way where they were going balls to the wall, I
<v Speaker 2>mean this double jump thing, like him and Air of
<v Speaker 2>Fox were doing battles for who could fucking fall faster
<v Speaker 2>and harder.
<v Speaker 1>Phoenix sends Pentagon out and hits a court screw tope
<v Speaker 1>that leads to it two. He's just going and going
<v Speaker 1>and going here that was fun.
<v Speaker 2>Tornado to the fucking floor was sick as fuck. Phoenix
<v Speaker 2>only gets better too, which is pretty scary because this
<v Speaker 2>is like impressive for how it is. I mean, you know,
<v Speaker 2>in terms of maybe in ring, like Prince Puma's probably
<v Speaker 2>a lot tighter on his shit here. He's been going
<v Speaker 2>for a while, especially in America. But Phoenix super adapts
<v Speaker 2>to like what this crowd wants so quick.
<v Speaker 1>So Pentagon leads Phoenix to the corner and doesn't up
<v Speaker 1>and over lung below for a two. Phoenix responds with
<v Speaker 1>a handspring cutter for a two point nine. Very very
<v Speaker 1>close here, I almost feel like I heard the three.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Okay, the crowd audio got weird there, and I
<v Speaker 2>also thought it was a three, and I thought that
<v Speaker 2>was them like fixing it. There might have been a
<v Speaker 2>ring bell.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we had a DPW show once where there were
<v Speaker 1>three matches in a row handspring.
<v Speaker 2>Cutters, and then the next show, oddly enough, had none.
<v Speaker 2>That's wonder why.
<v Speaker 1>So Pentagon unloads a chop and it feels like it
<v Speaker 1>just stopped time. Like I like that Phoenix was doing
<v Speaker 1>all the crazy shit, and Pentagon, while he had his
<v Speaker 1>own crazy shit, was kind of like holding it down
<v Speaker 1>and making sure that like, Phoenix was the one that
<v Speaker 1>shined in this one.
<v Speaker 2>And you can tell early on here, James, they are
<v Speaker 2>testing the what becomes a trademark of lujenderground. We've heard
<v Speaker 2>a couple of times, but the the Lucha underground uh
<v Speaker 2>chop kick audio where everything sounds like someone's gonna hit
<v Speaker 2>with a Singapore cane.
<v Speaker 1>Phoenix sends Pentagon to the apron. Then he heads up
<v Speaker 1>to the top rope and hits a drop kick off
<v Speaker 1>the top rope. Two pinna on the apron all the
<v Speaker 1>way to the fucking floor.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this was nuts. I thought at first he was
<v Speaker 2>going for a like a double stomp because Penta was
<v Speaker 2>on the apron bent over super set up for a
<v Speaker 2>double stomp. You know, Phoenix just shot gun drum kicks
<v Speaker 2>him to the floor. Holy fucking shit.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he jumps from the top rope and then hits
<v Speaker 1>the floor. It's really nuts, looking for for a move
<v Speaker 1>that doesn't even keep Pentagon down. Pentagon gets up and
<v Speaker 1>he has to hit a penalty kick.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he kicks He punts him in the head, which
<v Speaker 2>makes a fantastic noise, and Vimpiro says, you know what
<v Speaker 2>they say that is in Spanish? Brother, They say God.
<v Speaker 2>And Phoenix starts up goal side because fucking he's right
<v Speaker 2>next to commentary.
<v Speaker 1>So Pentagon hits a sling blade. He follows up with
<v Speaker 1>a fuck buster for two. Yes, Pentagon heads up top,
<v Speaker 1>Phoenix cuts them off, hits a Spanish fly and gets
<v Speaker 1>the three.
<v Speaker 2>Like again, everything these guys do is so fucking crisp.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm sure they've done this probably one hundred times.
<v Speaker 2>Obviously we actually, god, I'm sure they do. I don't
<v Speaker 2>remember when it is. But like, for the longest time,
<v Speaker 2>I did not know these two were even related. I
<v Speaker 2>was like, Oh, these are just two fucking dudes that
<v Speaker 2>go nuts. But yeah, dude, one man Spanish fly off
<v Speaker 2>the top there. At one point, there's a super cool
<v Speaker 2>overhead shot when they're both selling down in the middle
<v Speaker 2>after the fuck buster, which you know, again they have
<v Speaker 2>so many cameras here and this shot was super cool.
<v Speaker 2>The stem in the middle, which on the ground, you know,
<v Speaker 2>logo in the middle and then on the ground, Like
<v Speaker 2>the production of the show is fucking super cool.
<v Speaker 1>We got to a pre tape here and uh, it's
<v Speaker 1>a pre tape for King Querna, who will debut to Night.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, random fast shots we're going through the woods here,
<v Speaker 2>and his voice over of him saying what you call savage,
<v Speaker 2>I call survival and what you call evil, I call
<v Speaker 2>a way of life. And of course one of the
<v Speaker 2>savage statistic things he does is a missile drop kick
<v Speaker 2>to it. You call me a prenator and I call
<v Speaker 2>you pray. And there's a there's shots of him like
<v Speaker 2>standing on top of the building with a cape on,
<v Speaker 2>very evil superhero esque, and then another shot of him
<v Speaker 2>chopping a big ass block of wood with an axe.
<v Speaker 2>I think they just said, just do some random ship.
<v Speaker 2>We'll put it into a cool video.
<v Speaker 1>He said, Okay, you want me to like chop some wood? Yes? Sure, thanks?
<v Speaker 2>How about I open up a pickle jar and it's
<v Speaker 2>really tight.
<v Speaker 1>What moves can you do? I can do the drop kick?
<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll get that one.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, get that.
<v Speaker 1>Do you do anything like super evil or anything?
<v Speaker 2>I no, I guess, but I got this big ass
<v Speaker 2>deer head.
<v Speaker 1>Oh good, okay, should are you gonna win?
<v Speaker 2>Well?
<v Speaker 1>No, I just finished up puts something together.
<v Speaker 2>I gotta say. I do love the introduction videos they
<v Speaker 2>do for these dudes though.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So this guy, he's a trophy hunter.
<v Speaker 2>Correct. Yeah, he's uh, he's there for the to get
<v Speaker 2>the big game. He's looking for the thrill of the hunt.
<v Speaker 2>That's his finisher name, right, the Thrill of the Hunt.
<v Speaker 2>That's also the name of this episode.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you're right, that should be his finisher name. It
<v Speaker 1>is not. How do I get up with this guy
<v Speaker 1>so I can tell him to make that his finish.
<v Speaker 1>Her name.
<v Speaker 2>His finish is called the Thrill of the Hunt. Oh
<v Speaker 2>it is. It is called that dude.
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's amazing. I was glad I was
<v Speaker 1>able to get out with him.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Yeah, you have a time machine made this happen.
<v Speaker 2>God bless well.
<v Speaker 1>We have Drago versus King Querno up next. Actually Drago
<v Speaker 1>is already in the ring here, and King Querno comes
<v Speaker 1>out with a large deer hat.
<v Speaker 2>This thing is fucking crazy, man, It's legit a helmet
<v Speaker 2>of a Gigantic to your head because of course he
<v Speaker 2>is a hunter. And Matt s Record says that Drago
<v Speaker 2>looks like something out of Gwar. Now we've seen Guar.
<v Speaker 1>We've seen Gwar.
<v Speaker 2>I hope Drago is nothing like Guar. This show would
<v Speaker 2>have a way different rating.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So King Querno is Santo's Escobar, which is uh,
<v Speaker 1>you know, the w Games guy. And I think he
<v Speaker 1>had an n XT run where he was champion, right, Fuck.
<v Speaker 2>I am gonna just just.
<v Speaker 1>Go ahead and write that off with a check mark. Yes,
<v Speaker 1>that was probably right. I was interested to see like
<v Speaker 1>what he brings to the table in this match, because
<v Speaker 1>you know, this was a pretty cold debut. I mean
<v Speaker 1>I heard about the guy they did the pre tape
<v Speaker 1>and now here he is. I was like, oh shit, okay, cool,
<v Speaker 1>let's see what he does.
<v Speaker 2>Much like mil Mortes, he obviously, I mean, much like
<v Speaker 2>really a lot of peop on the show, he gets
<v Speaker 2>way more fleshed out as we go alonger.
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm glad he sticks around.
<v Speaker 2>He does, you know, he does, he does stick around,
<v Speaker 2>and uh, he does have some kind of a bigger
<v Speaker 2>quote unquote stories. I guess you could say, as we
<v Speaker 2>kind of move along.
<v Speaker 1>Here, well, Drago goes for a head scissors here, but
<v Speaker 1>kin Querno throws him off. He plays a super methodical
<v Speaker 1>match style here, and from what it seemed to on commentary,
<v Speaker 1>that's sort of his deal in general. He's a very
<v Speaker 1>calculated guy. Uh. And while he is a luchador, his
<v Speaker 1>style is very different from most of the other luta
<v Speaker 1>doors that we've seen on the show so far.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it was obviously that, you know, Drago, you know,
<v Speaker 2>there was obviously an obvious size difference between the two
<v Speaker 2>as well, right, so he had to Drogo had to
<v Speaker 2>try to kind of work around this bigger guy who
<v Speaker 2>just wanted to throw him to the floor constantly when
<v Speaker 2>Drago obviously wants to fucking fly around.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like there was a clothesline cutoff in this match.
<v Speaker 1>I said, wow, this is a really big like change
<v Speaker 1>of pace, Like okay, like we just watched fucking Pentagon
<v Speaker 1>and Phoenix and they didn't like cut off my ass,
<v Speaker 1>Like we're going yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Cut off was a fucking dive to the floor.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Drago runs at Querno and he slams the ref
<v Speaker 1>in front of him, and it stops him to a
<v Speaker 1>complete halt. The ref takes a good bupp year. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>but that doesn't stop him because then Drago just hits
<v Speaker 1>the ropes and jumps off the ref's back and hits
<v Speaker 1>the head scissors.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, that was fucking awesome because you know, I mean,
<v Speaker 2>obviously being thrown down, he could have decuted him, but
<v Speaker 2>I like that, you know, it did go somewhere, and
<v Speaker 2>that was Drago's like, now he was able to get
<v Speaker 2>the height that he needed to get something. He fucking
<v Speaker 2>rons him, sends him the floor. Drago does a big
<v Speaker 2>dive to the floor. Uh, this guy is sick. Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Querno then fires back with a suicide dive and chops
<v Speaker 1>the hell out of Drago. Querno taunts a little too
<v Speaker 1>long in the ring, and Drago is able to hit
<v Speaker 1>a flash pin for the three counts.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, is that pin of a name? I'm not too sure, fuck,
<v Speaker 2>because I've seen people do it, and I don't know
<v Speaker 2>if he has a name. But it's super cool. It
<v Speaker 2>ends up really with like you know, he kind of
<v Speaker 2>scorpion their leg and kind of pulled in and with
<v Speaker 2>their shoulders down. It's very fucking cool. He wrapped them
<v Speaker 2>up nuts and he gets to win. I will say,
<v Speaker 2>By the way, the kink Corno's suicide dive becomes a
<v Speaker 2>favorite of mine. As he continues on here, he like,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this thing becomes legit, like almost as finish.
<v Speaker 2>How crazy the suicide dive gets for him, So he
<v Speaker 2>kind of dials that in here soon.
<v Speaker 1>Does anybody use that as a finish shit?
<v Speaker 2>You know what? That's a great I mean, no, I don't.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm sure at some point it had to
<v Speaker 2>be somebody's finish, right, I guess maybe just the fact
<v Speaker 2>that it's done to the outside kind of leaves a
<v Speaker 2>little bit of uh, maybe too much time in somebody's
<v Speaker 2>head for them to throw them back in him pin them.
<v Speaker 2>But if anybody could have had it as a finish.
<v Speaker 2>It could have been King Corno because his was sick
<v Speaker 2>as fuck.
<v Speaker 1>That'd be super dope as a finish, Like holy shit,
<v Speaker 1>I'm just imagining, like because it would throw so many
<v Speaker 1>fucking people off, Like imagine you did that deal there
<v Speaker 1>and instead of brawling around and then going in and
<v Speaker 1>just starting over, it just beats him. Suicide dive. You
<v Speaker 1>throw him back in and he can't. Yeah, he can't
<v Speaker 1>get throw him back in and he's done in the crab,
<v Speaker 1>Like what the fucking like, holy shit, is that guy hurt?
<v Speaker 2>One hundred percent my reaction, We're like, oh, he got hurt.
<v Speaker 2>Until you know then you keep doing it. It's like, okay,
<v Speaker 2>that's your fucking kill move.
<v Speaker 1>Then okay, what if you did hurt people? Like what
<v Speaker 1>if it was like you you hit him and like
<v Speaker 1>it was like they did get hurt. Yeah, right, Like
<v Speaker 1>it'd be interesting too. I think there's a lot with
<v Speaker 1>that move.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. That's I mean a great way to put it.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like I said, and you'll see it. The
<v Speaker 2>more we watch this. King Corno is like the closest
<v Speaker 2>I've seen is somebody do one where I'm like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>that's like that's a big move that, like, I could
<v Speaker 2>accept him him beating somebody here and he doesn't hear.
<v Speaker 2>But it's not you know, it doesn't have a name
<v Speaker 2>yet or they don't sell it as big. But uh yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Querno does the cut throat taunt at Drago as Drago
<v Speaker 2>backs up the ramp selling and uh, I imagine a
<v Speaker 2>king Corno is gonna keep going for this goddamn dragon.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're not even doing the wrestling shit anymore. He's
<v Speaker 1>just gonna shoot you or beat you with a handle
<v Speaker 1>or something he's got.
<v Speaker 2>He's got a big fucking arrow and he's coming for you. Motherfucker.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm a trophy hunter. I just also like to wrestle.
<v Speaker 1>It's like a side hobby deal. I'm gonna kill you,
<v Speaker 1>just say, you know.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I mean that's not out of the Roman possibility
<v Speaker 2>in the Yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's definitely there. I mean just the other week
<v Speaker 1>they said that they were gonna kill chav Guro and
<v Speaker 1>I don't see him here on this episode.
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen him. Yeah, I haven't seen him. You
<v Speaker 2>never know.
<v Speaker 1>We got to a pre tape here Prince Puma is
<v Speaker 1>training when Conan walks up and uh, Conah tells him,
<v Speaker 1>a man, Uh, you better not fucking go out there tonight.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah he uh, you know, he mentioned this before. He
<v Speaker 2>told him that, you know, Johnny Mundo's business was not
<v Speaker 2>Prince Puma's business, and tonight's made him at his Big
<v Speaker 2>Rick and Mundo and we're going to remind you that
<v Speaker 2>saint your fight. I don't care if it's Cisco Cortez or
<v Speaker 2>the whole damn locker room, stay out of it. And
<v Speaker 2>Puma's doing uh, he's working out here all schweedty and
<v Speaker 2>he uh, you know, he he's listening, but I don't
<v Speaker 2>know if he's listening.
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't give an answer.
<v Speaker 2>I know he kind of just tilts his head and
<v Speaker 2>conensys this. And it might be allowed for you to
<v Speaker 2>process right nowhile you're working out. So i'mnna leave your training,
<v Speaker 2>but you should listen. And uh that's you know, Conan
<v Speaker 2>Vampiro doesn't trust him. I don't know if we should.
<v Speaker 1>Now it's time for the main event. We got Johnny
<v Speaker 1>Mundo versus Big Rick. This has sort of been the
<v Speaker 1>uh universe mode four week angle here leading to the
<v Speaker 1>big blowoff, and I'm excited to see how this plays
<v Speaker 1>out the pants that Big Rick has on. The shorts.
<v Speaker 1>I have these shorts. I'm pretty sure, dude.
<v Speaker 2>I think, I mean, I probably have them too. They're fun, dude.
<v Speaker 1>I They're super comfortable.
<v Speaker 2>They are and shockingly I what the more impressive thing
<v Speaker 2>for me, James, was that they didn't fall down his
<v Speaker 2>ass the whole time like they would for me.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, yeah, he's fucking built like a brick shiit house.
<v Speaker 2>He is gigantic, man, This dude is fucking huge, and
<v Speaker 2>he they don't even give an entrance, but they give
<v Speaker 2>him the music and he doesn't like this guy, he
<v Speaker 2>doesn't need entrance. He's just there and he's smoking a
<v Speaker 2>penis and he's big as fuck.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Big Rick is already standing in the ring. He's
<v Speaker 1>got the cigar. Fucking massive. I mean, like, this is
<v Speaker 1>a final boss looking dude right here. Like this is
<v Speaker 1>a dude that like you would see at the end
<v Speaker 1>of a video game.
<v Speaker 2>From the City of Angels.
<v Speaker 1>Big Rick, dude, he should he should like the cigar.
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, that would have been cool if he had
<v Speaker 1>matches where like he lit the cigar and then like
<v Speaker 1>he had Cortes hold it and then he'd win the match.
<v Speaker 1>And then he'd go back. Ah, man, that'd be so
<v Speaker 1>fucking cool. And it's finished as a suicide dive and
<v Speaker 1>he legit.
<v Speaker 2>Injured you, dude, Okay, him doing a suicide dive could
<v Speaker 2>legit kill somebody for real.
<v Speaker 1>Shit would be amazing.
<v Speaker 2>Dude. He should put the cigar out on Drago's tongue too,
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude.
<v Speaker 1>He should put it like right in his eye, and
<v Speaker 1>then Drago can come back with the eye patch.
<v Speaker 2>Oh I love a good eye patch. Angle.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Big Rick goes to goozle Mundo here to start
<v Speaker 1>things off, but Mundo punches hiuntil he lets go, and uh, yeah,
<v Speaker 1>we get the classic deal here. You know, a dude
<v Speaker 1>that's fast versus a dude that's strong, and uh, you
<v Speaker 1>really can't beat this match up. It's one of the best.
<v Speaker 2>No, dude, Mundo is throwing leg kicks, and Big Rick's like,
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck? We don't do leg kigs here, piece
<v Speaker 2>of shit. We don't do leg kicks where I'm from.
<v Speaker 2>Your motherfucker.
<v Speaker 1>Rick pretty much standing there like, uh, I don't even
<v Speaker 1>fucking wrestle man, Like I'll punch the shit out of you.
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna kill you. Yeah, Like I'm here to throw
<v Speaker 2>you through the floor.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Like Mundo backs up out of this deal, Big
<v Speaker 1>Rick is like standing there, like stanced up. He's not
<v Speaker 1>even trying to lock up. I'm trying to beat your ass.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right. Mundo is quicker than Rick. And then Rick
<v Speaker 1>gets his hands on him and he I mean he
<v Speaker 1>is legit pounding the fuck out of him. He puts
<v Speaker 1>the boots in him. I mean, it's everything you could
<v Speaker 1>ever want from this deal.
<v Speaker 2>Here chokes on the shit with his boot.
<v Speaker 1>So Big Rick beals Mundo out of the corner and
<v Speaker 1>Mundo lands on his feet park course style. I love that.
<v Speaker 2>How cool was that?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I thought that was very cool. Big Rick just
<v Speaker 1>slams Mundo down. I love that he just slammed him
<v Speaker 1>and then went for the pin and he got it too.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this dude is doing unreal damage right now.
<v Speaker 2>Dude, Yeah, I mean he's uh, he's got ninety out
<v Speaker 2>of arm power. He's fucking doing crazy damage.
<v Speaker 1>Mundo creates some separation. He hits a drop kick and
<v Speaker 1>follows up with the fore arms smash and he's able
<v Speaker 1>to hit the moonlight drive, but only for a two.
<v Speaker 2>I actually was surprised he even got that off. I
<v Speaker 2>thought Big Rick was going to waunch him into the moon.
<v Speaker 1>Rick goes for a big slam here, but Mundo gets
<v Speaker 1>out and hits a slingshot kick for a two.
<v Speaker 2>The move that Big Rick was going for was actually
<v Speaker 2>his WWE finish. He does kind of.
<v Speaker 1>Like the kind of like the Suicide dive.
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it was always and I've called this,
<v Speaker 2>but it was the Book of Ezekiel for a minute.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, it cuts to Prince Puma now in the
<v Speaker 1>back and uh, he's fucking jumped by Cisco and cortesna
<v Speaker 1>impact video game style. What the fuck does happened?
<v Speaker 2>Dude? Okay, it does look like the same fucking scene
<v Speaker 2>when Suicide gets jumped in the TV.
<v Speaker 1>What I'm looking at.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's unbelievable, dude. Yes, so, I mean Conan told
<v Speaker 2>him to not go out What the fucking decision was
<v Speaker 2>taken from him anyway, because Cisco and Cortez jump his ass.
<v Speaker 2>They were smart, they knew he if they went out there,
<v Speaker 2>his ass was gonna come out too. So they beat
<v Speaker 2>the fuck out of him and left them laying in
<v Speaker 2>the workout room, which I guess is also next to
<v Speaker 2>the bathroom.
<v Speaker 1>And also next to the saw room, which is in
<v Speaker 1>the locker room.
<v Speaker 2>Look up and there is poof in there.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's poop. That's poop in the saw room. So
<v Speaker 1>Mundo goes for into the world here, but Cisco and
<v Speaker 1>Cortes stop him, and the ref calls the bell. Mundo
<v Speaker 1>wins by.
<v Speaker 2>DQ Mundo, I mean he's pissed, he spears Cortes. He
<v Speaker 2>starts whooping his ass until Cisco makes the save, and
<v Speaker 2>then first time here Vampiro refers to Cisco as mister Cisco.
<v Speaker 1>He stepped up in the world. Only shit he got
<v Speaker 1>a promotion.
<v Speaker 2>Well, miss Cisco runs into a standing Sea four by
<v Speaker 2>Johnny Widow.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Mundo straight up tackles Cortes, gets hit by the
<v Speaker 1>C four, but then Big Rick hits the lariat.
<v Speaker 2>Lays's ass out. Dude, Yeah, plants that motherfucker.
<v Speaker 1>Stomp this motherfucker out, dude. These are the boys, Dude, Dude,
<v Speaker 1>I love Big Rick standing beside the smallest dudes they
<v Speaker 1>could find. Like that shit is so good.
<v Speaker 2>It's awesome. Yeah. Do They stomp his ass out and
<v Speaker 2>Big Rick then tells him to go outside to get something,
<v Speaker 2>and they go out and they get a table.
<v Speaker 1>Shatter ma sheet. I forgot. That's funny as hell.
<v Speaker 2>The table would work, right, you could do that, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>I mean you just kind.
<v Speaker 1>Of take a crazy deal there.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just you know, if you get your stomach only
<v Speaker 2>on there, you kinda the guy given the code smash
<v Speaker 2>his knees. Oh my god, well then you die.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like do you want.
<v Speaker 5>To get over?
<v Speaker 2>And I, well, I do want to get over. Brother,
<v Speaker 2>go ahead and.
<v Speaker 1>Get this kind of funk out of the temple. I
<v Speaker 1>did not know. I put it ahead and put him
<v Speaker 1>in the saw room with a poop. Yeah, this is
<v Speaker 1>mister siskoy. Why don't you get your ass out of
<v Speaker 1>We got enough misters here, brother. Yeah, so Cisco and
<v Speaker 1>Cortes they grabbed the table. Big Rick puts Mundo through
<v Speaker 1>the table with the Book of Ezekiel. Yes, yep, there
<v Speaker 1>it is.
<v Speaker 2>That's if he called it right here. But it was
<v Speaker 2>what he called it in a fat striker probably, I
<v Speaker 2>mean that striker was definitely commentating his matches, and I'm
<v Speaker 2>surprised that they probably cut it out. Actually, if I
<v Speaker 2>didn't call it that, that's the Book of Ezekiel. And
<v Speaker 2>then Vampio bunched them because that ship the BIBBYL, The
<v Speaker 2>Holy Bibbyl. You dare question the Almighty Jimmy.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, very different show than we usually have seen.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right. I mean, maybe the weakest episode yet
<v Speaker 2>unless you it depends on how you look at the
<v Speaker 2>first one.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe I still enjoyed it either way, Yes, of course, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>so I guess the Yeah, the big takeaways here for
<v Speaker 1>this episode are that Big Rick, Mister Cisco, and Cortes
<v Speaker 1>are still on top. Yeah, they're gonna be sticking around
<v Speaker 1>for a while. H Mundo and Puma, Uh, definitely gonna
<v Speaker 1>some conversation. I imagine that comes up there. King Quereno's just
<v Speaker 1>going to straight up kill Drago at some point. And
<v Speaker 1>then I guess we have Sexy Stars still kind of
<v Speaker 1>trying to get her redemption on Chava Guerrero, but that
<v Speaker 1>kind of goes for half the roster, it seems, so.
<v Speaker 1>I also, you know, I don't know if we mentioned it,
<v Speaker 1>but I do want to spin around real quick on that.
<v Speaker 1>I I like that Sexy Star brought up Blue Damon. Yes, yes,
<v Speaker 1>I like this she brought up Blue Damon because like,
<v Speaker 1>once again, you can very easily just move on and
<v Speaker 1>like the moments are just moments, and they just they
<v Speaker 1>happen in a vacuum. But I like that, like there's
<v Speaker 1>still repercussions going on on the show, Like I didn't
<v Speaker 1>forget not only what you did to me, but what
<v Speaker 1>you did to a legend like Blue Damon, and like
<v Speaker 1>that means something.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, here his name in the conversation, same with mascotis
<v Speaker 2>Gerada too? Really right? Like I mean, obviously Blue Damon
<v Speaker 2>is fucking at this point, you know, big time legend.
<v Speaker 2>But the fact that she went down the list of
<v Speaker 2>like who he wronged already, including her, shows that, like,
<v Speaker 2>you know, shit's coming for you, buddy.
<v Speaker 1>My thought here also after the show is that, uh, well,
<v Speaker 1>I just I think, just from knowing how Conin operates,
<v Speaker 1>my thought here is that Codin definitely told mister Cisco
<v Speaker 1>and Cortez where Pooh was at and told, uh, told
<v Speaker 1>them to attack him because he thinks he's doing what's
<v Speaker 1>best for him, you know, like if I if he's
<v Speaker 1>not gonna listen to me, maybe like that's I just
<v Speaker 1>Conan is not. I wouldn't be surprised by episode eight
<v Speaker 1>if Conan was with an entirely different like group. Just
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>He never sticks around for too long with Sarah. That's
<v Speaker 2>fucking true. So you're on Vampiro side here. You do
<v Speaker 2>not trust Conan.
<v Speaker 1>So I don't trust him. I just I don't even
<v Speaker 1>think he did it as a I don't think he
<v Speaker 1>did it as like a negative deal.
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a lesson.
<v Speaker 1>I think, yeah, I think it was like a lesson,
<v Speaker 1>and I think that Puma would find out and he
<v Speaker 1>would ask him, or at least he would, you know,
<v Speaker 1>approach him about it, and Conan was sure, I did
<v Speaker 1>it because it's good for you. Yeah, yeah, and then
<v Speaker 1>gets killed by King Querno. It's raining and he's outside
<v Speaker 1>and Puma finds him. No, it's the first words you
<v Speaker 1>ever hear from Pum on the shows. It pans out
<v Speaker 1>in the rain.
<v Speaker 2>This also might be the least amount of Dario Quato
<v Speaker 2>we've seen on an episode.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is true, I imagine, because like if he
<v Speaker 1>showed up more, then it's like, okay, is he not
<v Speaker 1>going to answer the deal about the key thing? And
<v Speaker 1>it's like sure, maybe next episode will kind of get
<v Speaker 1>more into that.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, he did, you know, confront Drago, but that
<v Speaker 2>was you know, just to connect I guess that match
<v Speaker 2>and introduce Squerno. But yeah, I mean things you know
<v Speaker 2>that there are the puzzles are slowly getting put together here, James,
<v Speaker 2>and I'm excited to see what uh what they pull
<v Speaker 2>out here for the next one. And and what what
<v Speaker 2>the hell Johnny Mundo is gonna do? Is he gonna
<v Speaker 2>go after Big Rick and the boys? Or is Dario
<v Speaker 2>fucking He's gotta, you know, cut that head off the
<v Speaker 2>snake first before he can. And these guys are in
<v Speaker 2>the key. Well, that is it for Lucia Underground Season one,
<v Speaker 2>episode four, and now it's time for the main event.
<v Speaker 1>Let's read some fucking names, all right. Now it's time
<v Speaker 1>for the Patreon shoutout segment. Welcome to the main event, the.
<v Speaker 2>Main event of the evening. And who who has something
<v Speaker 2>good to say?
<v Speaker 1>Hmm? Starting in the five dollars tier, going the long
<v Speaker 1>way down the Scrappy do yard in two K twenty six,
<v Speaker 1>Javon Evans style. That boy is falling.
<v Speaker 2>Ah. I mean, if there's anything I enjoy about that game,
<v Speaker 2>it is that fucking arena. And that's you know, a
<v Speaker 2>very short list.
<v Speaker 1>Money Man, Junior Punk Punk, Branden McGregor, Depressed Dipper, with
<v Speaker 1>the shitty hog God, damn it, dude, your penis is fine,
<v Speaker 1>all right.
<v Speaker 2>Budden, it's probably yeah, it's probably not that bad. Like
<v Speaker 2>it's probably fucking better than you think. Buddy. You know
<v Speaker 2>you're doing just okay, all right.
<v Speaker 1>Man, Joshua Hartbadger, nice Phantomurissa.
<v Speaker 2>Oh.
<v Speaker 1>I ran into Johnny at an arcade in Philly a
<v Speaker 1>few years ago. He had been drinking, and he climbed
<v Speaker 1>on top of a resident Evil cabinet.
<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming this is a reference. But I don't drink.
<v Speaker 2>You're a liar, you're a lying, fuck fucking bitch.
<v Speaker 1>And he doesn't play resident Evil.
<v Speaker 2>That's also true. And if I even if I did,
<v Speaker 2>I want to do such a thing to a cabinet.
<v Speaker 2>I respect cabinets. I would love to have an arcade
<v Speaker 2>cabinet of my own in my house. Uh, those are
<v Speaker 2>very good items to keep.
<v Speaker 1>Hey, boys, love the show. Shout out my band Vipira, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>Azy deadlock Ey, It's holler if you hear me. Ten
<v Speaker 1>dollars tier, Christian Beakman, Triple h Burning and super Hell
<v Speaker 1>The Long Way, Yeah. Jevin Horton, Russ Solo, Lewis Newland's
<v Speaker 1>The Big Green One. Shrek Kishi hitting the swamp ass
<v Speaker 1>on Lord Farquad.
<v Speaker 2>That's somewacker Luke does these days.
<v Speaker 1>Pants down.
<v Speaker 2>Out, Yeah what yeah, yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Antonio Lopez Worm eighty seven year old granny watching me
<v Speaker 1>hit the cry baby pental walk out of the courtroom
<v Speaker 1>after the charges get dropped.
<v Speaker 5>Dickhead walk, cry baby penta walk saying dickhead, that's just
<v Speaker 5>me h.
<v Speaker 2>Saturn Burger, Oh, that's gotta be one of the most
<v Speaker 2>fucked up burgers you can get.
<v Speaker 1>It's really bad. Yeah, it's a it's a bad Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that's a bad.
<v Speaker 2>Deal, just a bad concoction, fucked up meat sitting there. Fuck,
<v Speaker 2>who knows whats are that? The onions, big onion fucking
<v Speaker 2>just rubbed it on the floor.
<v Speaker 1>Woolfy ninety six, Cornelius long Way, Steven Cannon. I'm ashamed
<v Speaker 1>to have to admit this, but I use the default
<v Speaker 1>cause on w W two K because I am not a
<v Speaker 1>creative individual.
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean the default ones like you just
<v Speaker 2>going in and he fucking hit stars.
<v Speaker 1>You ride it, I'll read it.
<v Speaker 2>I mean I was never good at making CW's either.
<v Speaker 2>That's why I fucking went to cause that WS and
<v Speaker 2>IF and then communic creation is around. What the fuck
<v Speaker 2>is wrong with you? Just go download somebody.
<v Speaker 1>I'm now I miss my wife.
<v Speaker 2>I'm laughing. I'm sorry, Buddy, me too, I miss your
<v Speaker 2>wife as well.
<v Speaker 1>Emailing two K to give HBK the appropriate sized ass.
<v Speaker 2>That'll be seventy nine ninety nine because.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, obviously this guy has it. Played two hundred and
<v Speaker 1>forty eight matches to get to level thirty eight on
<v Speaker 1>the battle pass.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they got Shaan Michaels with the ass level fuck
<v Speaker 2>forty ringside pass after you play the island and get
<v Speaker 2>all the lollipops and ricks.
<v Speaker 1>I thought your name was chemical clit chemical colt.
<v Speaker 2>Off the click commander.
<v Speaker 1>Ttt ttt t titty. Yeah, Ken Stambo, Christian Franklin, Apollo,
<v Speaker 1>Maxie Muss, Bobby p. Cody, Robb Chelsea. Great British gamer,
<v Speaker 1>no way, Yeah, give me five good British gamers. Just
<v Speaker 1>give me five. Jojo woold what what Jojo would? What
<v Speaker 1>Jojo would?
<v Speaker 2>All right?
<v Speaker 1>Roses are red? What roses are red? Bos Tita stars?
<v Speaker 2>What holy shit? It's fucking dove Bestita.
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck are you talking about?
<v Speaker 2>God, give it a go.
<v Speaker 1>Roses are red? Bos Tito Roses are read Bastita stars
<v Speaker 1>and stupid.
<v Speaker 2>Stupor.
<v Speaker 1>Roses are read Bastino stars is not real. That's not real.
<v Speaker 1>That's it's not real. Step the fucker right there is.
<v Speaker 2>Not real, dude, it's about an uber driver.
<v Speaker 1>Roses are read Bastina stars and stumer That's not real,
<v Speaker 1>Bustina stars and stupor is not real. Roses are read
<v Speaker 1>Bistina stars and stupor. What is.
<v Speaker 3>Like?
<v Speaker 1>What is that? Alright? It fucking ding sucks. Roses are
<v Speaker 1>read Bastina stars and Stubor. Hey, Johnny, I'm gonna be
<v Speaker 1>in Philly. Let's meet so I can give you a
<v Speaker 1>copy of a groomer.
<v Speaker 2>Wow that at no point was there anything good about
<v Speaker 2>any of his fucking name.
<v Speaker 1>Fucking thing sucks. Cody Roberts, Luke, Ken, dig Latrelle Sanders, Joseph,
<v Speaker 1>Little Dutch Boy, one Toot Bob, prosty Pants, Zee Me
<v Speaker 1>and new Patreon tag team Champions, Oh Midwest Version, fat
<v Speaker 1>Balls McGraw and doctor flacctt.
<v Speaker 2>Wow. Fuck, that's a You wouldn't think that would go
<v Speaker 2>well together. Flaccid and fat Balls would look ridiculous.
<v Speaker 1>Chaz mosh Son shout out to my cat Kevin my
<v Speaker 1>other cat Crowley is an asshole? Oh Ben Feeley, Bog
<v Speaker 1>Bog Booty Daddy in estimate, Giovanni g Belly no classic, Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>legend in this Biz, top Dog Cory Party Midnight Jack
<v Speaker 1>Hardy d D must be like the third Young Buck
<v Speaker 1>or something then.
<v Speaker 2>Not the third Hardy.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just a coincidence. Cheesy McGhee, j Balls, Jimmy
<v Speaker 1>Hart's El Grande Americano, l he O, Da Billy Vagina,
<v Speaker 1>Juan Garcia, Jessom, Jeremy Gossip, k I S Yeah, b
<v Speaker 1>MV ninety three. Yeah, Axel Buddha, the Radman, b Radman,
<v Speaker 1>L Turner, What the hell I'm not bald Ah help
<v Speaker 1>or maybe I am?
<v Speaker 2>Wow? You went through a lot there, Brett C.
<v Speaker 1>Stop taking names from the best shout out videos, you cowards.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's fucking boll because we don't remember anything, so
<v Speaker 2>it's not fair.
<v Speaker 1>Knock z one, make me come if you can survive,
<v Speaker 1>if I let you. Tucker weatherb do not look up
<v Speaker 1>number zero on the Georgia Bulldogs basketball team. Okay, Uncle Chase,
<v Speaker 1>Grandpa Richard's son, Good morning, Dickhead, John Sawyer j McGee
<v Speaker 1>twenty two Frankie Mermaid, Spencer Rosatti, Hey James, I got
<v Speaker 1>you a bouquet of roses. Hey, Johnny, I got you
<v Speaker 1>a bouquet of slapping you around a lot. Okay, fuck you,
<v Speaker 1>ball is Life eight Madison will I should have never
<v Speaker 1>smoked that shit. Now I'm at twenty eleven or all
<v Speaker 1>watching Hornswaggle. Try to fuck the pig, try to fuck
<v Speaker 1>miss Piggy.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, fucking fuck Otis Cogar.
<v Speaker 1>Y'all don't know about Otis Cogar yet, y'all don't fuck
<v Speaker 1>with the Kogar like us. Oh yeah, he's the pig
<v Speaker 1>of the family. With him heavy Jordan Dunbar bobbing for apples,
<v Speaker 1>but with my butthole.
<v Speaker 2>That's fucking horrible two in.
<v Speaker 1>The New Legacy Pink one. In the New Legacy.
<v Speaker 2>Stitch, that's Nasty King Kaz fifteen.
<v Speaker 1>I had to really stop myself from trying to do
<v Speaker 1>a nasty boy's joke. Irish hash Brown, James, Irwin swamp. Oh,
<v Speaker 1>and you can always call me Rito. Why do cows
<v Speaker 1>have hooves because they lactose? Yeah? Oh, I see brash
<v Speaker 1>gin Yeah obviously, because like the lactose causes them that foos.
<v Speaker 2>Oh like the intolerance Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dank, Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>little rush right here, I come right, yeah, I got damnled.
<v Speaker 1>On right, come on, fifteen dollars to your Brandon Bowden,
<v Speaker 1>David Cafey, try Jimmy Hart's energy drink and I shit
<v Speaker 1>blood for a year.
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, that's cool. No, that's fucking bad.
<v Speaker 1>Actually, Robin, no it's not.
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm, Robin, No.
<v Speaker 1>It's not.
<v Speaker 2>You don't want to ship blood.
<v Speaker 3>Y, not.
<v Speaker 1>Luke, that bunky bussy be bussing. Just ask Johnny, you'd
<v Speaker 1>be scissoring that thing.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like you gotta go to the deepest, darkest depths
<v Speaker 2>of hell, you fucking freak.
<v Speaker 1>And still the champion of the Patreon at sixty nine
<v Speaker 1>ninety six, Sour Smarties is pouring one out for the legendes.
<v Speaker 2>Avenues died like man, maybe just means the character and
<v Speaker 2>now the guy that played him might assume, yeah.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, well he died in the movie too.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's true, and that was like that was I mean,
<v Speaker 2>that was the only he had that and he had
<v Speaker 2>the comic right, and I guess maybe was in a game.
<v Speaker 2>But like they didn't really do much with Avenues anywhere else.
<v Speaker 1>It was kind of a stupid character.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, What the fuck? I love Ivanues? Why don't you
<v Speaker 2>like Ivanus?
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm just saying he's a dumb character. I'm not
<v Speaker 1>saying I don't like him.
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, but it was dumb about him.
<v Speaker 1>Well, he just could have killed everybody, and he legit.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, they were like they were, they would have
<v Speaker 1>just I mean, I guess they were trying to die
<v Speaker 1>if they did die.
<v Speaker 2>And he was trying to make him all walk off
<v Speaker 2>a fucking thing. He didn't really have any like he.
<v Speaker 1>Could have made them anyhours, right.
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I guess he could have just made them
<v Speaker 2>choke each other to death. I guess right.
<v Speaker 1>They could have all win at twenty eleven raw and
<v Speaker 1>watch hornswaks.
<v Speaker 2>Wow, a face worse than death, you can say.
<v Speaker 1>Wow.
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