The One About The Queen of Shade

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Speaker 1: Hello, my loves, Welcome to the Give Them Lalla Podcast, and welcome back and ready newcomers, welcome to the circus. I've got Easton.

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Speaker 2: I'm half a brain today.

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Speaker 1: Well that's standard half a brain today. I'm totally kiddy. Jessica, how are you hello?

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Speaker 3: I'm a brain and a half today, So I got you.

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Speaker 1: Oh did you get a lot of sleep?

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Speaker 3: I got such good sleep.

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Speaker 1: We're so jealous.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry you guys, because can you tell everyone how your night went?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: Ocean? I took her to sky Zone yesterday and we spent the weekend with Bow and Stossey and Hartford, and we had like the most fun weekend in the entire world. And Ocean was thriving. And then all of this sudden after sky Zone, she like hit her like a ton of bricks, just sobbing, my mouth hurts, grabbing her face and I'm like this came out of nowhere. I was freaking out. I go to urgent Care and they're like it's fort and I thought he said forty five minutes and I was like forty five minutes and he goes, no, four to five hours. I was like, change a sign on this place, because that ain't urgent. No, no mean performing surgery back here, like, I'm gonna strip mall and you're televie it's gonna take four to five hours. Come on now. So I went to CVS, got the little gun thing to check the temp because anything that goes near her actual body, she freaks out about the temperature. I was not super concerned about It was one hundred, okay, but I'm like, okay, we're all good right now, I'll keep an eye on it. I got her some ibuprofen. Lisa emptied out the nerds bag, put the ibuprofen in there, said you get the last one, and it's only cause you're sick. Gave it to her she thought that she had and she's like this, guys, I'm like, isn't it good? She's like, wait, is this.

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Speaker 3: It's chewable candy?

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Speaker 1: Not I be okay, okay, No, it's ibuprofen. But kids, it says ibuprofen. But it's like kids chewable tablets. Sense, Yes, okay, an ocean doesn't take medicine because I used to put it in her bubba and that's why she looks at her bubba and hung goes. She looks sus looks so little sus. So she's terrified of medication now. But she took this thing and it was nerds, and I was like, if you're not gonna eat it, I would love to have it because it's the last one. And me and my mom are sitting there stereot her.

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Speaker 2: Like, eat it.

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Speaker 1: If you don't eat it very well, eyebrows up to my hairline made he all the scared in the world, and she she ate it. Tempt came down. She was acting normal, but she kept me up all night long, every single hour with this with the pain. Yeah, so my mom's taking her too urgent carry That was a long winded story, but that was my night. And I'm tired. Af We have two tireds Ason's always tired. They tell them what you're struggling with.

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Speaker 5: I feel like it's anxiety or like panic attacks. I can't sit down and relax. I think only no right now, I could feel like it's settling, like it's just I need to move around. I don't like being in one area. But it just recently started with like three weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: No, I feel like it started when when you found our dad.

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Speaker 5: Yes, but it's just yeah, no, it started when I found Pops. But yeah, after like that, after that, it was like a month of how I'm feeling right now?

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Speaker 2: Okay, but I got over it. I don't know how, but now it's back. Yeah. But also his birthday is.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not it's in two days. Oh yeah today it is one oh today when this airs, when this air is birthday Dad, March twenty.

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Speaker 2: So. And I don't know.

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Speaker 5: That is like a thing that's weighing over me subconsciously of like birthday.

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Speaker 2: So I don't know. I just am not loving who I am right now and sitting with myself. But I have a doctor's appointment coming up.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna go in and see what we can do to figure out what is.

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Speaker 2: Going on in here.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 5: I hear you be able to just sit and relax, like if I'm on the couch, I'm happy for a minute, and then there's just something that will trigger me where it's like I just need to move and it's the wildest thing and it just sucks.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, yeah, I am question for you because I told you, and they wouldn't mind me saying this.

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Speaker 3: I have a lot of like myself.

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Speaker 4: My family members deal with anxiety and depression is huge throughout my family and we've all dealt with it different ways. But for me, I I'm not I never like to push this on anyone because when this was pushed on me, I was like, shut up, I'm not ready. But for me, I've started doing therapy this past month.

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Speaker 3: I do it.

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Speaker 4: I go once a week for myself, just individual therapy, and I it's like, for some reason now in my life, if this was a year ago, I would have dropped out because I don't think it would have made much of a difference.

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Speaker 3: Right now, it's like a game changer.

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Speaker 1: Because you're open to it.

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Speaker 4: It's either I'm open to it or like more open minded, Yeah, something like that. Because now it's just like I go in and I'm like, I don't really have anything to talk about, but let's see what comes up.

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Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden, it's like I'll be crying by the end.

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Speaker 1: So it's great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been great.

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Speaker 2: Can you send me a link or anything to where you go?

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Speaker 3: I will.

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Speaker 1: I think that would be good for you. T T Because Easton recorded a song about my dad after his passing, which we're approaching in April April twenty first, my dad's it's the six year anniversary. And Easton did a song, an incredible song. After my dad passed. Easton has met people in his building who are in the music world, very talented. And Easton did a song and sent it to me over the weekend and when I listen to it, I loved it. He's very, very talented, a really great writer. He knows music very well. I trust his opinion when it comes to music. He knows things that are classy, things that are trashy. But this this song was also about my dad, and I think that's amazing. I want you to sing about what you feel. But it's been six years and I want you to always sing about dad. Yeah, but I want you to talk to somebody.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I need to be healthy while talking about it.

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Speaker 1: Right, because there's obviously something underlying that I think unless you're a doctor, mom, and I can't help you, you can't help yourself.

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Speaker 5: And that's the one thing that's like really that hurts is like when I wake up in these panic attacks, sweating and things like that, like I can't even pinpoint it, Like it wasn't a nightmare that I saw and can go back and be like, all right, here's how I can start from here. I just wake up and I'm just in a black hole.

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Speaker 2: Like I don't know right there to go?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, well there, this is what doctors, yep, go to doctor school for.

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Speaker 3: It's probably so common.

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Speaker 4: And thank you for sharing that, because I feel like a lot of us go through stuff and I'm like, I'm never going to admit that, and here you are talking about it on the podcast, probably helping a lot of us soul already.

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Speaker 2: If you deal with it, you're not alone.

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Speaker 5: So reach out to me as well, and maybe we can all start a little a group of how.

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Speaker 2: The hell do we do this?

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Speaker 1: People that are in a hole and not quite sure how to get out of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think I appreciate you sharing that on such a huge platform with so many people listening, And no, that's a big deal to admit something like that to the.

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Speaker 5: Point where like I deal with it so long, it's like I just don't it's your norm. Yeah, it's like, yeah, whatever, I'll talk about.

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Speaker 1: What a nightmare.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: I do thoroughly enjoy though when Easton, I mean, I know that he's he goes home, and then all of a sudden, at like two thirty in the morning, he's popping into my bedroom going like and I know he's bounced from every bedroom, couch in the.

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Speaker 3: House, couch up drive to log yes night.

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Speaker 5: So last night I was hanging out with Backing Moment and Sicko and yeah shout out. They're the ones who are helping me with the music amazingly. Well, so I was over at their house last night. I probably fell asleep on their couch just watching TV at like twelve thirty, woke up at one five, went to my bed and tried to lay down from two to like two thirty.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I can't do it. So I just got in the car at like.

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Speaker 5: Two forty five, got to her place at three, crawled in Lisa's bed.

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Speaker 2: She was chew chewing away.

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Speaker 1: She was guiding ships through the fog.

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Speaker 3: We love her.

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Speaker 2: So I was like, all right, this is not the greatest.

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Speaker 5: So I went over to the couch and then I was just walking around the house and like the other thing is she has her like arm security in her bedroom so she can hear everything.

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Speaker 2: So it's like front door open. So I'm like I am stuck in this house.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm either getting robbed right now or Easton's here, and I guess I'll find out which it is, because there's no way in hell I'm gonna go seek what's coming.

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Speaker 5: I like.

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Speaker 1: But so I'm like walking slowly, I like stop breathing to try and hear like, are they going through anything.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna find out. Take what you want. So I'm walking around, just pacing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I just hear like her talking, yeah, like what time three point thirty four?

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Speaker 1: I was up every hour with my kid, and she.

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Speaker 2: Was like, you gotta take it way down. So I like open.

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Speaker 1: I was not screaming at her. I was telling her. I'm like, if you're not gonna take the ib prof and again, you can't cry anymore. And she was like, okay, Mama, I'll take it. And I was like, okay. By this time, I was so tired. I didn't even pretend like it was nerds. I'm like, it's medication.

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Speaker 2: Eat it.

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Speaker 5: I open her door, bing has her eye above her eyes, sitting straight up, going through it.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, high, Easton, I'll come.

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Speaker 5: Her hair looks like mine. Yeah, she's just looking at me. I was like, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: And then east crawls in the bed.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, whatever, I'm getting in and I like, can't deal with.

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Speaker 1: The foghorn no, and I'm like, welcome, We're watching a bugs life. Because I didn't even care at this point, she's like I want to movie. I'm like fine, whatever, don't care as long as let me. And then she's like, Easton's in my space and I go, technically, you're all in my space. Okay.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even about to kick all of you out.

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Speaker 4: Do you understand how successful this You guys would never allow this to happen, but a real world type show and or at twenty four to seven streaming at your house would be we would be tuning in costly four am.

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Speaker 3: Let's see what they're up to walking there.

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Speaker 2: I'm up down there. Yeah, we're doing things.

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Speaker 1: And then Easton would shoot out of the bed and I'm like, you're fine, calmed down.

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Speaker 2: Like a while. She would go to, as you're fine, I'm gonna go that.

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Speaker 3: Is so sweet. Your your father, you've got Lisa, I'm a father. You're mad. Oh that's so sweet.

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Speaker 5: And then I'd walk out, go into Lisa's room for fifteen minutes and then get sick of.

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Speaker 1: I didn't sleep at all. I know.

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Speaker 5: When she said that, she was like, I did not get a good nice But I was like, at what point were you awake?

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Speaker 2: I was hearing you all night, that is what point were you awake?

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Speaker 1: So funny to shift gears. We had a fabulous weekend. Easton came over with all of his friends to watch March Madness. Apparently there's five hundred and seventy one games on a day during Marchardess. I was like, well, what time is the game? He's like, they're all due, They're all day and I'm like, okay, but what does that mean? Like what time? You know, kind of like football, and he's like no, like there's sixteen games today. I'm like, madness is madness, it is March Madness.

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Speaker 2: Was mad.

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Speaker 1: So they came over. Lisa was, you know, cooking up a storm was mean?

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Speaker 2: She was Betty Crocker.

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Speaker 1: She did, but it's slapped it Hella slapped. Then we all got into the hot tab and there is a story that at some point I want to tell, but apparently it only happened two weeks ago and Easton's friend begged us not to talk about it because it's too specific, but it has to do. It will be told can we has to do with puppets? And I will be telling.

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Speaker 4: It to do with the person?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 3: Landon?

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Speaker 1: I can't even tell you. I can't even tell you. We were sworn to secrecy because obviously when he told it, I go, this is great podcast material. I have to tell this story. He's like, no, you cannot.

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Speaker 5: You looked at me and you go, you have never brought this up to the podcast?

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Speaker 1: Sure, are you crazy? This is great a content.

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Speaker 3: I guess you know how many talks I've gotten. Kyle goes, listen to.

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Speaker 4: The podcast today, let's have a talk.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: My friends are constantly texting me after They're like, by the way, this is not to be discussed on the podcast, and I was like, thank you for telling me.

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Speaker 2: I will discussed.

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Speaker 4: No, no, we won't. But it's like the jiu jitsu gym people. They go, this doesn't go on the podcast, and I go, got.

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Speaker 1: It now totally, you know, because I'm just out in these streets sharing everybody's business, not knowing they don't want it told. So then I go on to tell my own business, and everyone's like, you should have kept that to yourself. And I'm like, if only I knew how to do those things, keeping things to myself. What a concept. So Easton's other friend did have a story that he said we can share on the podcasts Landon. He's part of the orcapod tell Us tell Us Houston.

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Speaker 5: Landon is about to go on a mission and he's a Mormon.

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Speaker 2: Not now, not now.

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Speaker 1: Back in the day, when would Mormons go on missions there?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I think it's no.

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Speaker 2: Eight.

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Speaker 1: I think you go at nineteen, got it right after high school.

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Speaker 5: I think you usually get back at twenty. Yeah, but he has to he wears glasses and contacts. Well, he was going to go in for lay sick, so he didn't have to do that when he went on his mission to Brazil.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so it is a year long like leading up to this.

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Speaker 5: His eyes don't have enough to like cut there's they were too flat. So we had to do the like a lot of different things throughout the year to prepare for this surgery. He does it all day. Comes he takes the valume that lays on the table. The doctor comes in. This is in salt Lake's or orum Utah. The doctor goes, I had a dream the Holy ghost came to me and he said that you shouldn't get this surgery, so I don't want to do this. So Landon is just on a volume and can't and now is just like okay.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't get the surgery. He prepped for a year for a year, didn't get it.

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Speaker 1: Because he's high.

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Speaker 4: If I were Landed, I would have said, well, the Holy ghost came to me.

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Speaker 3: Last night and said I need.

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Speaker 2: To ship right now?

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding?

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Speaker 2: So never got Lacy because the holy ghost was.

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Speaker 3: Holy ghosts did not come through and not for Landed. Maybe I don't know. That was probably tired, he didn't.

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Speaker 2: Get Maybe I'm telling you up in his bed all.

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Speaker 1: Night, someone rolls in and says, the Holy ghost told me not to do it.

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Speaker 2: Bye.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna enjoy this volume and catch you next time.

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Speaker 2: I get another volume just for the inconvenient or.

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Speaker 3: Another opinion from someone else?

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Speaker 1: What did your friends say? He was like, I'm gonna need to talk to another religion.

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Speaker 2: Religious opinion real or.

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Speaker 4: Like did the Holy ghosts tell you we could do it next week? Like we've got it?

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Speaker 2: He just said he'd never gotten it.

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Speaker 1: He just walked in. He went on his mission with glasses and contacts. Does it? How about now he still has not done it.

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Speaker 2: Probably the year.

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Speaker 3: I'll pray about this and let him know.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that wild though?

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Speaker 5: I mean, if somebody came up to me and they did that, I'd laugh and be like, no, we're doing.

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Speaker 3: This, that's crazy.

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Speaker 4: When I was in college, I went to get on the plane and inside I thought, God just told me. This is crazy, you guys, Oh my god, I was God just told me not to get on this plane. I can feel it. I'm not getting on the plane. I think I told someone next to me.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I feel like we shouldn't get on this plane, and they were like, oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Really. So I call my dad because I'm flying from home back to Nashville. I go, Dad, i gotta fly out tomorrow, and he's like, what the hell, Jessica. He listens to me. I'm panicking. Nothing happened to the plane. Everything was fine, so usually so I think it was just my anxiety and I put a reason to it. Oh my god, it's the plane gonna go down.

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Speaker 3: It didn't go down.

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Speaker 1: So well, we're really happy about that. Me too, because who would answer my emails if that would have happened.

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Speaker 3: Land in.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely hysterical.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's so great. Yes.

00:17:06
Speaker 1: In other news with my child, I would like to let you all know that my baby has been accepted into.

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Speaker 3: Preschool stop it, Yes, the one we wanted.

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Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah, And it's wild out in these it's it's like the wild, wild West out here in these preschool streets.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: I go on this tour with sheesh.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: There's other parents there and they're like, how old is everyone's child? And this mom's like, my baby's gonna be a year next month, my baby's fifteen months. And I'm like they get to me, I'm like three, these people really there's a waiting list. Yeah, you have to like get on it so that your child is ready to go to school at two, and then as the years move on, you just get bumped from you know, whatever they name because it's preschool, so it's not like first grade, second grade. Obviously, they have cute little names for the programs. Anyway, they make sure that they get their kid in at the age of two. Could you imagine sending your kid to school at twenty four months twenty.

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Speaker 4: Four Here's my question though, and this is a legit question, because I'm like, why is this so competitive? Is this this a thing where if you get into a good preschool program, you're kind of set up all the way through high school, Like, yes, that is okay.

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Speaker 1: That theater schools, Yes, they really like tee you up and they sit there and look at the child and they're like, I think that this school would be best for your child. And I went to public school. I find that there's nothing wrong with public school. However, LA is a different game when it comes to the school system in general. Right, So I want to make sure that Ocean because what I'm gathering, like when I watch Summer, Summer's gonna be the kid who sits down and is into like placing things where they need to go. She's very honed in my child. It could change. Is not like that. My kid is all over the place. Summer Moon is drawn within the lines ocean scribbling, and then she's over it and it's on to the next. Summer Moon is like keeping her Plato separate. Ocean's putting all the colors together, making it brown. And I'm like, God, this is like really testing my virgo, my virgo for sure. So I want someone who's you know, an educator to look at Ocean as she goes through these like peak years of her development and say, I think this school is going to be best for your child and how she learns. Right, So, yes, that is very true. It's competitive because you want to get into schools that are great, and if you're in a feeder school, that's excellent.

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Speaker 3: I thought you said theater to theater, theater school, theater.

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Speaker 5: So from kindergarten, they'll put her at a good first and second grade, yeah, like or in a good elementary school and then a good middle school.

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Speaker 3: Well, congrats up, thank you.

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Speaker 2: It really is big. Congratulations to you.

00:20:15
Speaker 1: Thank you, I felt, I sobbed. I certainly did. Ocean and Summer will be going to school together, which is great.

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Speaker 4: How do you think you're going to be when you see that little thing walking with her backpack into school.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose my mind, you know. And I kept thinking, I'm like, you know what, maybe I won't. I know Ocean won't lose her mind because she's been having to separate from her mamma since the age of seven months and so I'm like, maybe I also won't freak out because I do have to part ways with my child for you know, hours on end dates. Okay, but it's not even about like the separation. It's about like, my baby is going to school.

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Speaker 3: Now, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Your baby, your baby, she's a baby. How is she going to school?

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Speaker 1: I don't know? And I tell her, I say, you're my baby, and she's no, yeah, the baby and your belly, And I go, but you're always mommy's baby. You're always mommy's first baby. And she'll say to Gigi because mom will say like, you're you're my baby, and she's like, I'm MoMA's baby. I'm freaking. My child's rounded back to magical. She I'm even with last night. Even with last night, she wasn't feeling good and she's not cussing at me anymore. We were it was a bad time, and she was, mom, you know, fuck is a bad wood. I go, it is a bad word. To stop saying it. She was like, no, fucking is a bad wood. I go, so stop saying it.

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Speaker 3: So I'm telling you it's bad.

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Speaker 2: I go.

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Speaker 1: I know, she says fucking, I go, I know. Stop saying the word. Stop saying the word.

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Speaker 2: I said it.

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Speaker 5: I was on bluetooth and I didn't know I was on bluetooth and I said it, and I just hear her right in.

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Speaker 2: The back go fuck it.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no. You dropped the EF word, not knowing that Ocean was in the car.

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Speaker 2: I heard, and she was like this.

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Speaker 1: She goes, T T you do not say fucking oh way, that is a bad book. Why is she is the best? And one last story and then we'll move on from Ocean Kent but Kate. So I've tried to keep her in her room, and she treats that time as like, let's read my closet and put on every article of clothing that I own, and she she gets all dressed up. At this point in time, I've told her, girl, I'm done better. Stay in your bed. You come out of this room. I'm not playing playing anymore. So I go upstairs. I'm reading my book whatever. The next morning I come down and Mom goes, I have to I have to tell you and show you photos. She said. Last night, at twelve thirty, Ocean comes in with all her new clothes. She has put on her new little pants inside out and backwards. She's got her new T shirt on. She's got these new ballet flats. This brand, hucks hu X sent the most fantastic clothing. I love this brand. Okay, I've purchased their clothes. I've posted her in it, and then they sent me like a cute little package. Obsessed anyway, she has on glitter glasses. She walks into my mom a midnight night midnight. She walks in. She poses one leg like cocked, you know, hands on the hips, head to the side, and she poses for my mom to take pictures, and she has sh you cannot down my mama. You cannot tell my mom my mom, because I was like into it for a minute. But then like the clock kept ticking and it's like, okay, we're almost that one am, and she's I can hear your mom, you better go to bed. This girl she's my mom said. She hauled ass into her roof faster than if Santa Claus were coming, because she thought Mama was coming. But I'm like, this is so stink and cute, Like even though I can't get you to bed, I really love that. Like she's a little fashion fashionista.

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Speaker 3: Man Fashionisa imagination. She's posing, posing model. I'm obsessed with her.

00:24:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, anyway, you guys hilarious.

00:24:33
Speaker 3: I need photo.

00:24:34
Speaker 1: I'm really obsessed with being a parent. I think I might have an umbilical corternia.

00:24:41
Speaker 2: Is that a real thing?

00:24:42
Speaker 1: It's a real thing, because my belly buttons started hurting an ocean's birthday party and I was like, what is that? And then it seems to be like the tiniest little bit of a bulge, tiniest little bit, okay, and it is sensitive, So of course I google it. I google that shit bulge near the belly button, pressure near the belly button, have all that belly button is tender to the touch, yep, dull pain that becomes worse with exertion. I'm not exertioning myself, but I assume if I did, it would hurt. Not nausey and constipation.

00:25:18
Speaker 2: Yes, you have that being pregnant.

00:25:20
Speaker 1: Yeah, but usually a good cup of coffee can get it move in. Listen to this, Listen to this. Thanks to the body's design, umbilical hernias are still pretty rare in pregnant people. They are estimated to occur in just under one percent of pregnancies. If you think I didn't text my doctor and say, first of all, my ego's gonna love if I'm part of the of all, it hurts, and I need to know if this is an umbilical cord hernia or umbilical hernia because it is less sensitive.

00:25:50
Speaker 3: Is it? Lie? What did they? What did they say? And I'm like, first off.

00:25:53
Speaker 1: Well he's got to look at it. You're gonna pass out the.

00:25:56
Speaker 3: Thought of hernia. You were talking and I was like, whoa, I'm going down.

00:26:00
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm sorry, no, no, no, is it?

00:26:03
Speaker 3: What did he say?

00:26:04
Speaker 1: He said, I'll look at it when I see you. Next he was like, I wouldn't worry about it. I doubt that it's that it's that, but we'll look at.

00:26:10
Speaker 3: It if it is. Congrats, You're so unique.

00:26:13
Speaker 1: Thank you and I appreciate it. The next thing I want to say before we move on to breaking news and Potomac and also vpr Okay you guys, someone DMD the podcast page. Oh yes, and they said, don't know if you're interested in this, but I found this TikTok and it's through. It's a Reddit thread on who has bought followers from vander Pump rules Stop it I swear. Okay, let's start by saying this. I don't know if it's fact. I'm just here reading the headlines, reading the comments section or whatever of the podcast, and reporting things that I find interesting, even if they're not entirely true.

00:26:58
Speaker 4: I cannot wait to hear the Also, my heart is a racist.

00:27:01
Speaker 1: Okay again again again, it may not be one hundred percent. All right, let's preface it with that, so I don't need any of my vander Pumperwle's cast members og or now to come for me. All right, Okay, let's start with uh. The most followed VPR person og Stacy Schroeder three point three million followers, U zero inactive. So inactive basically means they were purchase bots. That's why they're marked. Is inactive. This is what the dm is say. That's why they're marked is inactive. I wouldn't know how to do this shit if you paid me a billion dollars. I don't know what you're talking about. Inactive just means it's a bot. They're not real. So hers is zero. Music kills Kate one point six y three million. Again, allegedly, it shows that her inactive following is forty three point six forty three point six thousand. Okay, okay, okay, Next is me okay two point three six million, zero zero inactive pitches. I would know how to purchase a follower, And by the way I've inquired, I'm like, yo, how do you get your following up like that? I have no shame, just kidding. But then you get the price. Well, I just know from like this person I used to be with who you used to pay that, I'm like, you're spending that much to get your following up each month?

00:28:36
Speaker 3: You're crazy. I would never and people can tell from your activity.

00:28:41
Speaker 2: Of course, you can tell you got a million followers.

00:28:43
Speaker 4: And you're getting like thirty comments, Yeah, what are you doing here?

00:28:47
Speaker 1: Okay? Now remember these could have been purchased at any time, even before they were on vander Pump. So like the next is Ariana. At this point in time, she had one point five to three million. She now I think has two million, but her inactive is seven hundred and seven thousand. W yep. Next we have t Schwartz. He's got one point one one million, he has zero inactive. Sure see Tom sand of all scanned of all himself, the man who looks you dead in the eyes and tells lies. Guess what he's rolling in at one point zero one million and zero inactive, So he may fuck the best friend, but he is not purchasing followers. That's where he drops the line.

00:29:36
Speaker 3: I was not expected that. I thought he was going to be the most inactive.

00:29:41
Speaker 1: No, how wild is that? James Kennedy nine hundred and eighteen thousand followers and his inactive following is seventeen point one thousand. Ali Luber, we have one hundred and fourteen k for her followers and inactive. So when I read the first one, it says real followers and then inactive followers sixty six point five thousand inactive followers. Okay, Kristen Doty seven hundred and seven thousand followers, two hundred and fifty two thousand inactive. This game is fun.

00:30:17
Speaker 4: It's eleven eleven guys, But anyway, keep going, make a wish.

00:30:22
Speaker 1: Lisa Vanner Pump two point seven million real followers. I think she's now in the threes, but her inactive following at this time was four hundred and seventy seven thousand. Sina Shay one point seven two million, Her inactive is forty eight point two.

00:30:39
Speaker 4: K Let's also state, I don't know if this is true or not. Do you think when you hire, if you're if you hire a social media team, do you think they might be like, we're going to purchase them some followers with that.

00:30:54
Speaker 1: I think if your team is advising you to do that and they don't know enough about well, I would see if my team advise me to do that, just because I know I've seen where Instagram goes through and clears out the bots.

00:31:05
Speaker 3: Yeah.

00:31:06
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know why your team would advise you because your following has nothing to do with your engagement, right, Like if a brand comes in and wants to pay you money to promote their product, they don't give a shit about how many followers you have. They care about the engagement that you have. Like my mom's engagement it is probably like ninety eight percent. It's wild. She probably gets just a couple thousand shy of her entire following viewing her page.

00:31:33
Speaker 3: That is fantastic. Yeah, they look at insights.

00:31:36
Speaker 4: I will say the following will bring will will peak there.

00:31:40
Speaker 1: Bring eyes. Yes, but they always ask can you send me her engagement? Yes? Okay, Jack's Taylor, we have we have him around a million followers, right, he has inactive nine hundred and fifty three k again allegedly. Don't even know if this is real. It's just interesting. Someone sent it to the page. Yeah, and I have to like it knows that I didn't purchase any followers. It knows that Stassi didn't, right, Yeah, Brittany has I think around a million point five The ones that are there are some where it's like they they're saying give or take on the actual real following, which is weird. It's not doing it with the cast that's here now nine hundred and thirty seven inactive, nine hundred and thirty seven thousand, nine hundred and thirty seven thousand inactive. So I thought that was interesting. That's very How much does it cost to yah?

00:32:36
Speaker 3: Not the look?

00:32:37
Speaker 2: How much does it cost to purchase all those?

00:32:40
Speaker 3: So I thought that was interesting. Not the blood, not the lug right at the camera. That's funny.

00:32:46
Speaker 4: I like the office energy you do yes, No, like the Office the show where he like you're like Jim.

00:32:53
Speaker 1: Oh, where he says you meant the office give them la.

00:32:56
Speaker 3: But I also love that energy as well.

00:32:58
Speaker 1: Thank you, you're welcome. I enjoy your energy. Thank you as well. Breaking news in Potomac, by the way, fantastic season. They have a lot of episodes Potomac. Yeah, I just got caught up and the last one I watched it was not the finale, was episode seventeen.

00:33:21
Speaker 3: Wow. How many do they have? Twenty?

00:33:23
Speaker 2: Do you?

00:33:23
Speaker 1: I bet that there's one more for eighteen storyline episodes and probably three reunions.

00:33:29
Speaker 2: Wow.

00:33:29
Speaker 1: So yeah, they're killing it amazing. Candice Dillard, the singer, and Robin Dixon, Wan's wife are out of filming Real Housewives of Potomac.

00:33:41
Speaker 3: Okay, what do we mean by out?

00:33:42
Speaker 1: They're not coming back to the show.

00:33:44
Speaker 3: Did they quit or get fired or what?

00:33:46
Speaker 2: You know?

00:33:46
Speaker 1: That I'm a little unsure of. I highly doubt. I would be shocked if they got fired. But then again, I was shocked when Derinda was put on pause because she was excellent television. Sometimes people get a little bit too messy. Do I feel like they got too messy this season? I think there's no such thing. They were at each other's throats. They had a very very strong friendship and then it just went left. And Candace Dillard loves to be up on Twitter or x or whatever it's called you know, and there's two people on Bravo that I would never go up against verbally. That's Kenya Moore Candas Dillard. I would never. I don't know the Grand dam also can can throw some shit.

00:34:31
Speaker 4: Can you beat Keny Moore out for Shade Queen during Bravo con or something?

00:34:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I still think she's the Queen of Shade.

00:34:38
Speaker 3: Yeah, Queen of Shade.

00:34:39
Speaker 1: She is the Queen of Shade.

00:34:41
Speaker 3: Wow.

00:34:41
Speaker 1: You know, I think I probably beat because Scandaval kind of took over everything. We were at the forefront. It's like we were the show that everyone was talking about. You know, Cable's number one hit show. Here's a couple Emmy nominations. Of course people are gonna probably get on not even really know what kind of I've ever thrown, ever, and just click because that's the show that's being talked about. Yeah. I don't think I would ever beat Kennymore in like the real world whatever.

00:35:10
Speaker 3: Wow, this is wild.

00:35:12
Speaker 4: So then they'll be replaced, you think, or do you think it'll just be same cast.

00:35:16
Speaker 1: I don't know if they'll be replaced. They've got a hefty cast right now. They've got I think eight eight main players and then a couple players that are on the that are benchwarmers that come in hot and like really do the job.

00:35:29
Speaker 3: The friends of oh yeah really, yes, yes, I guess we'll see, We'll see.

00:35:38
Speaker 1: Don't sleep on Potomac. You so it is really really good. I'm actually excited. I'm a little bummed that we slept on it for this long seventeen weeks straight. However, once the reunion airs, I'll be able to recap like a champ because so much happens. Yeah, there's never a dull moment, you know how some episodes are like snooze and then the very end leaves you hanging. You're like, Okay, next week will be a good episode. No, every single episode five star, one hundred percent. You get an a.

00:36:08
Speaker 4: Okay, so we're watching it now because I need because we did Miami and Beverly Hills.

00:36:13
Speaker 3: But now should we be watching Potomac?

00:36:15
Speaker 1: I mean yes, I don't think you need to start from If you don't want to start from the beginning, you don't have to. I'm obsessed with That's like my favorite thing. I've got seventeen episodes that I watched back to bag. I know what I'm doing on Sunday, Did you guys watch vander Pump? Of course course, all right, perfect, let's let's get it poppin'.

00:36:37
Speaker 3: All right, vander Pump talk.

00:36:40
Speaker 4: First and foremost that I wrote in my notes is your creation lunch.

00:36:44
Speaker 3: Creation is a place with schwartz h I'm jumping forward a little.

00:36:48
Speaker 4: But I laugh, Carl, and I laughed out loud when you were telling the girls you were like, I went to You're like, I went to.

00:36:57
Speaker 3: Juice with Schortzy or whatever. Do you remember for that part? You're like, I went and got it. I went to juice wi Swartzy.

00:37:04
Speaker 4: I laughed so hard because people would be like, I went to a drink or I went to coffee, or like I went to juice Wish, And it made me think, like she she must not go to juice very me.

00:37:17
Speaker 1: No, I don't.

00:37:18
Speaker 3: Can I ask a BTS who picked that location?

00:37:21
Speaker 1: Schwartzy the creation place? Yeah, yeah, Schwartzy picked it. And by the way, creations are all over LA and they're amazing. But I got that's the time I got the poop enforcer. And when I tell you the stomach cramps that I had to where for the first time ever, I may or may not have shipped myself.

00:37:39
Speaker 4: Okay, I realized what Senna does and that's all I'm gonna say.

00:37:43
Speaker 1: Just shy of kills you is what Senna I will never again.

00:37:48
Speaker 3: Yeah, Senna's tough, tough.

00:37:51
Speaker 1: I was bent over in the fetal position, being like, what is wrong with me? This is how I die?

00:37:56
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? Nightmare?

00:37:58
Speaker 1: No, it's awful, it's really it was horrific. But yes, I went and got I went and got juice. I got the juice. That's where he drops the bomb.

00:38:08
Speaker 4: That's where he drops the bomb. About the makeout? Had you heard this before at all?

00:38:13
Speaker 1: Shea swears that she told told this to me.

00:38:16
Speaker 2: Okay, but you can't remember it.

00:38:17
Speaker 1: And I'm looking at her going she and literally she told me because she's just watched the episode, and said, do you really not remember me telling me this? And I'm like, you can tell me all the livelong day you told me. And I'm not calling you a liar, I'm really not. I do not recall this conversation ever happened.

00:38:39
Speaker 2: And I would assume that is a conversation you would have remembered.

00:38:42
Speaker 3: I kind of.

00:38:43
Speaker 4: Remember most things was years ago when you were drinking, she said, She was telling.

00:38:48
Speaker 1: You, well, yeah, because she was I and I don't recall the timeline of when she told me that. She told me so well. I feel like when I was drinking, I wasn't super close with her. I don't think, oh you were. No, we kind of went like after season six, we kind of fell off a bit.

00:39:02
Speaker 4: Okay, because that's the only thing I could think is when she told you when you were hammered or something.

00:39:07
Speaker 1: No, I think I would recall even if you were hammered and heard that, you'd be like, oh my god. Well, but I feel like if I were hammered and would have heard that, Katie and I got really thick around season seven eight, you know, I would have told.

00:39:22
Speaker 4: Her, yeah, very well, it's very you could tell you were shocked. Schwartz, it was very much. I don't know what he was doing in this moment, I as a viewer and watching him and going, why is he saying this?

00:39:39
Speaker 3: Did it slip?

00:39:40
Speaker 4: Is he purposely saying it for some sort of reason to be like we're all you got light up on, you know, lighting up on sand of all.

00:39:47
Speaker 3: We all make mistakes.

00:39:48
Speaker 1: That's what I felt like. It was more like, Okay, I think he was all season. I feel like people were getting the sense that I was tired of everybody, Like I don't know when we changed up what we do and how we do things, but y'all seem to be moving in a way I don't like, I don't know when we started like keeping This is feeling very like season four of when I came into the picture, and I like to think that we've all evolved since season four. Yeah, well, I mean some of y'all are pushing forty Like get it together.

00:40:23
Speaker 3: Just came out at the end of the episode. I have that in my notes.

00:40:26
Speaker 1: But that was like the tone, right, So I'm thinking maybe he like kind of dropped that, hoping it would be like just kind of a throwaway line, right, and it was not. It was like, let's go back to that. But I feel like the initial was we've all made mistakes, we've all hooked up with each.

00:40:42
Speaker 3: Other, right right. Well, interesting scene.

00:40:46
Speaker 4: So Katie comes to your apartment and tell her about the makeout with Schwartz and Shena And is this the first time you ever told her?

00:40:57
Speaker 3: Is this honestly? Yes?

00:40:58
Speaker 1: Okay, had I known about this, I would have told her sooner. I told her as soon as I found.

00:41:02
Speaker 4: Out, Okay, can I ask a BTS question? Yeah, do you say beforehand or do you text her and you say, hey, I've got a bomb that I'm going to drop just a heads up or hey or no.

00:41:15
Speaker 1: I think had Schwartzy and Katie still been together in the moment, like I would have said, I just want to give you the heads up, okay, but they weren't together, I felt like she needed to know. But I didn't think that it would weigh as heavy on her now because it's like, of course that of course he did that.

00:41:33
Speaker 4: Right right moving into the episode. Now that I'm just thinking about it, you said you didn't think it weighs heavy on her. Now it seemed like it did a bit.

00:41:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, it did.

00:41:42
Speaker 3: What are your thoughts on that?

00:41:44
Speaker 4: Because part of me was like, oh my god, I would be definitely reacting the same way.

00:41:48
Speaker 3: It's like, ugh, I was like in the dark.

00:41:51
Speaker 4: And another part of me is like, is she just kind of clinging onto this to make it a problem.

00:41:58
Speaker 3: Yeah, to be angry about something.

00:42:00
Speaker 2: She could be angry at something. That's what I got.

00:42:02
Speaker 1: It's gonna be really hard for me, just so you guys know, Yeah, going forward, and talking about these episodes because when I left that reunion, I truly look at everyone differently.

00:42:13
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, more than last season, because last season you seem.

00:42:17
Speaker 3: To look at some people differently. For sure.

00:42:20
Speaker 1: This is a different type of thing.

00:42:22
Speaker 3: Okay, this is like.

00:42:26
Speaker 2: You.

00:42:26
Speaker 3: Okay, So then no comment.

00:42:30
Speaker 1: I think we should move on.

00:42:31
Speaker 3: Okay, no comment.

00:42:33
Speaker 1: I like the question about.

00:42:36
Speaker 3: Yeah, about Joe.

00:42:39
Speaker 1: Joe was feeling very uncomfortable, and I could tell she felt uncomfortable. Shina, I don't think has it in her. She's very shady at times. It doesn't hit as shade, it hits differently than that. But I don't find her to be like a bully, right, Yes, but I do feel like Joe felt bullied in that moment where it was like the five of us, we're all dressed the way we're dressed, which looked like a very intimidating group of people. Yes, and you've got Shena who's pulling her hat off at the very beginning, being like, show your braids. I really give props to Joe. You remove my hat. I'm not violent. I'm punching you in.

00:43:20
Speaker 2: The fucking face.

00:43:21
Speaker 1: Just you touch my hat, I'm punching you in the face.

00:43:25
Speaker 3: Do not touch what if?

00:43:26
Speaker 4: I'm like, there are so many reasons, like now, oh my god, if you remove my hat, everyone be horrified.

00:43:31
Speaker 3: I have sweaty, greasy hair underneath. Don't touch my stuff.

00:43:34
Speaker 1: It's just completely inappropriate. I love she shit. Yeah, all the livelong day, you fucking touch my hat. I'm taking your head off, like said, all right.

00:43:44
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm glad you said that. I was like a.

00:43:46
Speaker 4: Hat for a head bitch, right, So I feel I felt like there were two moments where I was like good. One was where you said something to Sheena and you're like, damn, I think I wrote it, but you said she was being shady and you said something like, uh.

00:44:01
Speaker 1: You're an icy bitch.

00:44:02
Speaker 4: You're an icy bitch, which was like good because you were keeping it light.

00:44:05
Speaker 1: You weren't making I was trying to keep it light. Yes, I was trying to keep it very light. There was a lot of heaviness happening. I hope that Joe does feel uncomfortable. I want her to feel uncomfortable. I was like, this space is weird, Okay, you want to feel uncomfortable. No, that's what Katie said, got it, And for me, I just was I'm not there anymore. I don't like these conversations. I don't how do I make light of them and kind of try to move on whatever.

00:44:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Alie said something too.

00:44:35
Speaker 4: I could tell it got cut out a little, but Allie did say something like she started saying, I want her to be able to come to these events or something. I think Ali was in between, just in the middle. I think she was in the middle. I think she wanted Joe to feel comfortable, but also, you know, wanted to respect you guys.

00:44:51
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, it was interesting.

00:44:54
Speaker 1: Well, Allie's very sweet. Ali's not going to let anyone fall down the the black hole of what is the initiation of vander pump roles. It's very intense.

00:45:06
Speaker 4: You can tell, and how uncomfortable that could be. I thought Joe's always been very sweet to me. She was at the live show.

00:45:11
Speaker 1: She was like, I truly believe she's harmless. She's okay. I think she moves without thinking, and some people, you know, you could call that dangerous. I get worried about people who move without thinking. I totally get where Katie's coming from, But at what point do we say, like, okay, you're getting mad at literally every single person that's coming in contact with Schwartz, you know, every single one of them. Now, the way she moved sending Katie that text and then moving in with him was like it was a little weird. But when you meet Joe you're like, oh, I get it right, Yeah, what do we have next?

00:45:45
Speaker 3: Okay, we could do. So you walked in on Sandoval's emotional moment?

00:45:50
Speaker 1: Did you a got air? Is that what it was last night? I go to the house, yep.

00:45:54
Speaker 3: And you it seemed to affect you a little.

00:45:57
Speaker 4: But I want to know were you uncomfortable or were you like, Wow, good for him, this is powerful because your face.

00:46:04
Speaker 2: Also, yeah, your face.

00:46:06
Speaker 1: First of all, when I walked in, I felt like he was someone was fucking him with a butcher's knife. I was like, what is going on?

00:46:13
Speaker 2: I'm not I don't get it for like a breathing thing.

00:46:16
Speaker 1: But it's healing. It's ultimately healing. Okay for me. I know what it feels like to talk about changing and have people say it's bullshit, and you want to say, go fuck yourself. You have no idea what you're talking about, right, Like, don't act like you know me? And so I had no real opinion about it. It was like he's saying that he's changing. Yes, I got it. He lied, He lied a lot, But there are turning points in people's lives, whether this is one for him or not. And let's say he is a narcissistic motherfucker. Number one. I'm not a doctor. I can only take my own experience and draw parallels. Okay, but at some point in time I have to say, not everything you come in contact with is parallel to your experience. That was a part of my healing, right. I was looking at Tom Sandoval this season and specifically in this scene. Please make me believe that just because someone does something shitty does not I'm gonna get emotional, It does not make them a shitty person. Because that's how it's been for a year and a half of my life. Of every every person that I come in contact with, specifically straight men, they do one thing and I'm like, this is a red flag. You're a piece of shit, and I feel like I need to warn people about you, and it's exhausting. So going into that conversation, my biggest thing was, if you're truly healing, I'm really happy for you. If you're not, and you're just putting this facade on. I get to go home and be mean, and I'm happy about that, and you have to stay being you, and I don't have to live in your head. So you're ultimately the one that has to deal with the shit that you're saying that's coming out of your mouth. If it's realer it's not. You have to sleep with that. I don't have to sleep with that. I've never had to, Like, I've always kept you at arm's length, but I felt the need to have that conversation with him to make him understand this is so far beyond one one thing, which was last year, which I still it's mind blowing because it's beyond the cheating. It's the looking in the eyes. We can go down the whole freaking scroll of shit. That was fucking weird, but I wasn't directly affected by it. It was a trigger for me, but it did not affect my life, right. It was just a trigger. It just reminded me of my own shit, and now I'm trying to let that go. So if I'm gonna let my own shit go, then I can certainly try to hear you out and let you know that there's a plethora of reasons why I have a fucking problem with you, and you need to understand what they are. And we're not gonna have you bring up all the things that I've done to you, because we can, we can each have a heyday with each other. At some point, we've got to just have a productive conversation. And for me, that conversation was not we're moving forward and being friends. This is we're gonna move forward so that I can see you in a room and I don't go, Oh, I fucking hate you. Yeah, I don't want that, So there we go.

00:49:37
Speaker 3: Well that's I mean.

00:49:39
Speaker 4: I always say the opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. So it's like, you're just indifferent to him.

00:49:45
Speaker 3: They say that, I mean, because if you hate someone.

00:49:48
Speaker 4: It's because you just there's having so much feeling towards someone. Is still that feeling. They're taking your energy. If you're indifferent, they can't take your energy.

00:49:56
Speaker 1: You're like, okay, right, exactly.

00:49:58
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it was a great episode. If you want to just end on, I'd love to mention the dinner scene or whatever it was. You guys, it's sir, where you I thought this was special. And here's why. You see the moment in your eyes where you hear about Max, Katie and Max and you kind of like look around at the group and there's this shift of like ugh, like I'm leaving, who.

00:50:27
Speaker 3: Are these people?

00:50:28
Speaker 4: And it gives me goosebumps because it's I think it's setting up a lot for the rest of the season for you. I think there's the shift, and I'm excited to see all of the episodes, but like the finale, I'm drooling after freaking that scene from you. I just think, I think there's a lot coming.

00:50:50
Speaker 3: That's all I'll say.

00:50:54
Speaker 1: Let's cut to make it release.

00:50:58
Speaker 3: Oh my, who's going first? Tt?

00:51:04
Speaker 2: Oh?

00:51:04
Speaker 5: Well, I spoke about my ache already, the anxiety that has been my ache of the past few weeks. But my relief is I have a doctor's appointment that I am going to get some answers, which is kind of helping out already. Of course, of course ache anxiety relief, doctor's appointment for anxiety.

00:51:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, actual ache and relief. I'm so proud.

00:51:31
Speaker 1: We're so proud of you, t proud my.

00:51:34
Speaker 3: Ache and relief. You guys.

00:51:36
Speaker 4: My hair is slowly but surely falling out starting to grow back.

00:51:42
Speaker 3: Oh, like, so is Lisa's by the way, Mom.

00:51:44
Speaker 1: Lisa, she was like, the little.

00:51:47
Speaker 4: But that's the thing. I will wake up in the morning. My baby hairs are like all in my hairdresser. I thought that it was breakage. I was like, what is going on?

00:51:54
Speaker 3: She was like, these are new hairs.

00:51:56
Speaker 4: But now I wake up in the morning and I've like naturally kind of curly hair. So I have like the straight, like gangly whatever is love.

00:52:07
Speaker 3: I have all these curly.

00:52:09
Speaker 1: Hair that are brand new. I'm just happy to be here.

00:52:13
Speaker 4: Kyle said, I look like you know when a potato sprouts is old and sprouts the things.

00:52:18
Speaker 1: And when I walk out and he says, I look like a potato, old potato, a wrinkle ass, and he still loves you.

00:52:26
Speaker 3: Crusty potato roast. So that is my ache and my relief.

00:52:32
Speaker 1: My ache of the week was finding out that Kate Middleton has been battling cancer. Heartbreaking, heartbreaking. I understood why people, well actually I didn't understand because I just feel like when someone like my my mom explained it perfectly, this is many many years of a family in power, right, and when they see that the next family They've trusted this family for many years. So when someone who's about to take over goes m I A, they start feeling like they start feeling unsafe. Right, So I was like, Okay, I understand why their demanding answers us over here in the United States, because we're so fucking out of touch with everything and we just want what can I pose that's gonna get a lot of likes, a letter of people gonna write about that. Hey, you know, I was like buffoonery at its finest. Welcome to America where Donald Trump can become fucking president. Did you see the stormy Daniels.

00:53:41
Speaker 4: It's all making me he was our president and could be a good No, it's making me terrifying, horrifying.

00:53:48
Speaker 3: I'm scared for us.

00:53:50
Speaker 1: I'm so scared. I'm so fucking scared.

00:53:54
Speaker 3: Okay, it makes me feel powerless.

00:53:56
Speaker 1: So let me tell you that is my ache of the week. And I I wish her nothing but health and happiness. And you know what, if you need to retreat, I hope you retreat and take care of yourself. And you have three beautiful children and that is way more important than whatever else is going on in the outside world. Again, I'm not running shit, all right, I'm running give them lawless. So if I disappeared, not many people are gonna give a fuck.

00:54:20
Speaker 3: Okay, well we'll be with her. What do you mean?

00:54:25
Speaker 1: You know? So that's what I'm wishing for. My relief of the week is that I'm going on a Dodo dream date. Let me tell let me tell you what this means. Today. I have teamed up with the Dodo and I'm going on a doggy date with this sexy piple mix named Goofy, and he's from the Animal Rescue Mission. There's a huge problem, I know, specifically in Los Angeles, maybe in California. I'm gonna get the deats right, but there's more dogs than there are people, and people are surrendering their dogs left and right. I cannot stress enough. Please adopt, do not shop, Please spay and neuter your animals, because I'm looking at this gorgeous animal and my mission today is to find him a home.

00:55:19
Speaker 2: Now.

00:55:19
Speaker 1: I've been on dates with a lot of dogs before, right, and then I realized I was like, we're going on dates with the different, the wrong kind of dog. I need the ones that are furry and on all fours. That's what's wrong here. So Goofy and I are about to go bump gums get to know each other.

00:55:38
Speaker 3: I love it, you know.

00:55:39
Speaker 1: I just want to know about his past. I'm gonna tell him about my past, you know, things that have gone wrong in relationships. We're gonna grab a sandwich. I will say, though, I'm hooked just based on the looks, but it's also about personality. And we've spoken a few times and he's really funny. He's a charmer, So that's my relief. I'm very, very very excited about this.

00:56:04
Speaker 2: Yay.

00:56:05
Speaker 3: I cannot wait.

00:56:07
Speaker 1: You guys, I love you so much. I had so much fun on this episode. I loved it, laughing and cracking jokes, crawing a little bit. And I will catch you guys next week.