The One Where They Celebrate Lala’s Birthday On Vanderpump Rules

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Speaker 1: Hey, babes, it's me La La. We welcome back to give them La La podcast.

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Speaker 2: I'm fresh back from Palm Springs because apparently I spend every waking moment there if.

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Speaker 1: I can, as you should.

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Speaker 3: It's like a dreamscape.

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Speaker 1: It's a dream escape.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know what that word means, but I think love it.

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Speaker 1: We should use that often.

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Speaker 2: I wish a dreamscape was a big old D, but that it's just a house. That's okay, though, that's great because at some point there may be D.

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Speaker 3: Inside the house that is so nice.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I was talking to my friend Jenna yesterday and we were talking about men, and what was coming out of my mouth was like kind of depressing. Why because she's been talking to this guy and she was like, I hear from him like once every ten days, and she's going through the pro of like well, maybe he just wants to take it slow. And I was like, Jenna, you want to know what I've learned. These men are all the same. Good ones are very hard to find, and you know what, I just don't think it's worth putting.

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Speaker 1: Your heart out there.

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Speaker 2: I would rather just be by myself if someone comes around, you know, you can get laid otherwise, like.

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Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm happy, And she was like, wow, you're like fucked up.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what that's fucked up though, Like that's amazing. You don't want to be your happiness isn't dependent on a man. I'm not saying jenna'says at all, but I get what you're saying. You're like, if he's not I mean, it's the he's just not that into you in my opinion.

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Speaker 1: I told her straight up, yes, he's just not that into you. I said, Jenna, let me tell you something.

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Speaker 2: I am the worst texter you've ever met in your life. If I'm into a dude.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're getting a text back.

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Speaker 2: Like my phone's glued to my hip. You know, yes, is very simple. He's not into it like that, I said.

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Speaker 1: I hope.

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Speaker 2: I'm not hurting your feelings. I just don't want you to get too emotionally invested when he's like showing you who he is right now, you should be thanking this dude. Yeah, And it's not like he's some Brad Pitt six two looking foine man.

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Speaker 1: Did you see him?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen him. Oh he's an actor. Oh you know which like, good for you, welcome to Hollywood. We're all actors. Yeah, we're all actors. What else you got exactly? Not exactly coming with all of it. And then she said, she said something that's stuck with me. She said, I just you know, maybe I am okay being alone. I said, er, you're not alone, you're not alone. I don't like that word when someone and I use it too, I say I'm okay alone and it's like, no, what you mean to say is you're okay without an intimate partner exactly because we're not by ourselves.

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Speaker 3: No, she has friends. I don't know if she has family, but she has people around her.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 2: And I said, put your name on the compound list. I'd be more than happy too when I go look for a home, to know that you are on the waiting list for a room.

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Speaker 3: Not the compound list. That is good, Am I on the compound list?

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Speaker 1: You have a man, but you're certainly welcome.

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Speaker 3: People with men don't get to be on The compound list.

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Speaker 2: Is for people who are like, you know what, I don't really need a.

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Speaker 1: Partner, a life partner.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to get married. I don't need a boyfriend. I don't need a girlfriend. Those are the people who move into the compound.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like a dream.

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Speaker 1: It is. It's a dream skate, dream skate. I love it.

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Speaker 2: We're recording this podcast bright and early because today I am taking Ocean to Disneyland with Jackson, Brittany and Cruz.

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Speaker 1: We have season passes, so we're like, you gotta use it. Getting there.

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Speaker 2: At eleven, I will record the podcast. I will be home, you will be packed, Ocean will be ready. Here's the bow, the thrower in the car down to Disney.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm a Disney mom.

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Speaker 3: You're a Disney mom, and I love that. Does Ocean love Disney because you guys have already gone what a few times? Does she get kind of sick of it? Or she loves it?

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Speaker 1: Yay, yay. She's a star, you guys.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how to break this down in any other way. My child is just pure magic and gold. She is. She is.

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Speaker 3: I'm an adult woman, and she makes my day when I see her, unlike anyone, and I think she does that to a lot of people. She's just like a ball of sunshine where you see her and you're like, my day's better.

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Speaker 1: No, Yeah, she's intoxicating, I know anyone.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday, little little Pom Pom piggies, little Summer Moon birthday shirt tied up as if she's really at summer camp, glasses on, munching on freaking chicken sticks.

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Speaker 1: Vibe.

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Speaker 3: I saw your Instagram stories. Was Summer Moon's birthday amazing?

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Speaker 2: It was amazing and so many people and it was so far away. I'm like, you get all these people to drive an hour? And wait, why was it so far away? Where at her aunt's house? Because she's from Los Angeles and everyone knows that if you're from LA, you're usually from you know, you don't you ain't coming from West Hollywood, right for the most part. Right, So they live on in LA. But it's like an hour outside. Keep in mind everything's an hour because traffic is a bitch. But it just went to show like how much people love and adore Shena and her family.

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Speaker 1: Because it was packed?

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Speaker 3: Was it?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 1: And it was so sweet and my sweet angel, Happy birthday, Summer Moon, Happy Buday do.

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Speaker 3: She loves birthday parties.

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Speaker 1: She really freaking loves birthday parties.

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Speaker 2: So we're recording today Today's Monday, Today's Disney for us when Summer Moon's party. This obviously airs on Wednesday, which it's Summer Moon's actual birthday. So happy birthday to you, Summer Moon.

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Speaker 1: We love you so much.

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Speaker 3: Yay, yay, Happy birthday, Summer Moon.

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Speaker 1: We have a lot to talk about with the other.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I cannot wait to hear your thoughts because we're getting in to it now, not that we haven't been, but this is like, this is uh emotion. I've got a lot of emotions now watching him.

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Speaker 1: So what do you think? All right?

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Speaker 2: Let me first start by saying, it seems like I am the only person that talks about scandabal. I am the only person that chooses to talk about it on a public forum.

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Speaker 1: When I am around my group of friends, every conversation that I bounce to, if we're in a group and we're at a party or whatever it may be, everyone is talking about it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, my group of friends who are also on the cast, I'm the one who like doesn't really talk about it in group settings, right, but you put me on selfie mode story, Oh yes, let's fucking talk about it because I feel like a Bravo blogger.

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Speaker 3: Now you kind of have that energy and I saw your story post from this weekend, and I love it. You're keeping us in the life loop with your thoughts and that's important because you're part of this.

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Speaker 2: By the way, it's the biggest scandal in the history of America.

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Speaker 3: Bill Clinton's got nothing on Scanner.

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Speaker 1: Is Bill Clinton? You have nothing on Tom and Raquel? Okay? And I'm pissed.

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Speaker 2: I'm still pissed about scannabal because now I watch every other reality show that I used to be infatuated with, and I'm like, I'm barred.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, why well because this is so, this is so, and this is not being said to like taking Arianna's feelings into account. I was thriving, okay, because I was gonna have as juicy as fuck.

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Speaker 1: It's juicy as fucking.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember when we went we did the commercial that I don't think we can talk about yet, okay, And she walked into glam and I was like, good morning, I'm going in on your X again. Hope it's okay, and she was, I keep doing it. I'm living for it.

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Speaker 1: She's thriving, like she's looking at it, like look at my life. Yes, I'm happy. She said, Wow, I don't have anxiety anymore. This is strange.

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Speaker 3: She's thriving, she looks better than ever, her phone is ringing off the hook. She's killing it as she should be.

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Speaker 1: So she's like heartbreak. What I know, I'm solid. I'm banging a fine looking man. Yeah, good for you. Yeah you got abs that are just popping. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: People get to see Ariana the way that I've always looked at Ariana, hence why I pulled her in the back seat of a car.

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Speaker 1: I can't stop talking about it. It's like the one moment that I was like a cool, cool girl.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm like bed bite eight only nursery rhymes put your tits away. So if I always bring it up, just know it's an nostalgic moment for me to be like.

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Speaker 1: You were fun, you.

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Speaker 3: Were fun, you were cool, and guess what, you're still fucking fun and cool. Maybe not in the same way, but you're still fun and cool.

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Speaker 1: You didn't always have a stick up your ass.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So the episode Scandival, I can only call him scandal.

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Speaker 3: Well, Mistress in Distress was the title Mistress in I just wanted to bring that up because again, there're gonna be points that you talk about that.

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Speaker 2: I told you guys that I would tell you when things were added in. We have still not got into an episode where it's been edited a certain way, and we won't get there until Scandival actually breaks all of this. That is, in the season that you're watching. Nothing was touched. Everything was locked in. Okay, the title of the episodes.

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Speaker 1: All of it, all of it really, yes, mind fuck? I know you look like a mind blown emoji right now.

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Speaker 3: Well I am, because I'm thinking. Let me ask you a question. I saw a newer interview.

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Speaker 1: Look okay from who you Okay, in.

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Speaker 3: This past it's you in the black dress, the cat eyes. It's one of my favorite looks. It's one of your more recent interview looks. Was that added in after the fact or has that always been there? I can't. I don't know the timeline in my head, but I'm just curious.

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Speaker 1: That is a newer look. Okay, but still before Scandaval.

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Speaker 2: Sonya're gonna see that interview look pre but then I'm also in that interview look post well, it's one.

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Speaker 3: Of my favorite looks. That's why I was like, oh, I need to ask her about it.

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Speaker 2: And by the way, they wanted me in a new one, like a brand new one and everything I sent in. They were like, we want color. Can we see you in color? I was like, y'all, I don't know how to break this down for you. I do not own colorful clothing, all right, it is neutrals, Like, this is the best I can give you a shiny material.

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Speaker 1: Right color? Who are you taught? You know me?

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Speaker 2: It's been a really long time, you guys. And have I ever shown up in pastels? Yes?

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Speaker 3: And the other people on the show give color. Arianna gives color, Shina gives color. They can give the color.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's like, allow me to pretend like I'm fabulous for five minutes. Please stop asking me to show up in a floral like dress that I would wear to a tea party at Lisa Inner pumps.

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Speaker 3: You know that's funny. Yeah, So so okay, So you were saying this is still nothing has been touched. Then that is shocking because that even just the title alone mistress and distress. I'm like, well, surely they changed that.

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Speaker 1: No, that's what's so fucked up about it. Wild. I know it's wild. So I was.

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Speaker 2: Really annoyed with the Toms, not both Toms, but Sandoval at Lisa vander Pump's house talking about he's pulling the e braak and he decided to go to band practice and get his nails done. I was like, the band practice, Like, I got it because they're rely on you. Schwartze's also relying on you. Like, but at what point do we find a balance? Like, you have an assistant, you have someone that can keep your schedule. I didn't want to wake up at eight am to do this podcast, but guess what, mama.

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Speaker 1: Gotta go to Disney.

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Speaker 2: So we have to figure out how to fit more into a day. Right, Right, that's what Sandoval should have done. You need to get your nails done. I don't understand nail salon's open at ten am.

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Speaker 3: Right, and they close at like eight pm?

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Speaker 2: Right, you couldn't find any other time to go get your white gels done, which, by the way, stop doing it.

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Speaker 1: It's not good A good look.

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Speaker 3: He said, I'm not gonna walk around. I'm not gonna walk around with crusty nails or whatever.

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Speaker 1: He said.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, you got a lot more to worry about walking around now, my friend, you.

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Speaker 2: Have no problem walking around with your crusty mustache and crusty skin. Said, put some bio oil on that skin. My god, Oh my god, I'm so mean to him.

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Speaker 3: No, you know what with that scene, and I have to say, Schwartz has disappointed me greatly this season just with the way he's and I'm I get it. I've gotten dms of people going this is how he's always been. I think, yes, I agree, but this season you really see it and I'm like, ugh, that's disappointing because he's always been so kind, and you.

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Speaker 1: Know, Schwartz has a great heart.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like he definitely rides the fence a little too hard. It's like, get off, buddy, right, give it a rest.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: But with this scene, I was, I guess, not impressed, but I was like, okay, there we go. I'm seeing some You're standing up telling Sandoval like no, no, no, it is you.

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Speaker 1: It is you.

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Speaker 3: You've done this, you went and got your nails done, practice with the band. We need more of that from Schwartz. I think he's standing up.

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Speaker 2: In the second one he says that he's like I'm sorry, like I didn't mean that, and it's like, but you, it's okay, it's fine that you meant that. He just doesn't like people to to turn.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't like confrontation.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, except with Katie though, because you're fine being whatever.

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Speaker 2: Really thought that it was unconditional love there, Yeah, and the only timee, the only time there's unconditional love is between like parents and children.

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Speaker 1: M yeah, that's just how it works.

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Speaker 2: Even your partner who you go and get married and have children with, it's conditional. You better keep coming, correct or I'm leaving. I'm not like, it's not like in me in my DNA to love you.

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Speaker 3: It's conditional.

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Speaker 1: No, you're right, it is conditional. So that was annoying.

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Speaker 2: By the way, if you guys haven't watched Vanner Pump Rules, watch with Brittany Cartwright and Jack's Taylor.

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Speaker 1: It's so good.

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Speaker 2: Commentary and now they have an outside perspective. They weren't really in it, like very even during some seats.

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Speaker 1: Are like ooh law a la, no, I'm looking at I'm like, I'm coming for you next season. Oh wait a wait, that.

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Speaker 2: Would be a dream though I would never come for them. Brittany makes that really hard.

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Speaker 1: Just so sweet. She is so a little Kentucky movie.

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Speaker 2: Let's deep dive into Raquel's date with Oliver let's do it. People kept pointing out, Okay, I want to make this very very clear. I got messages from you, Jess saying this person is trying to get in touch with you. Screenshot signed off Oliver's wife with her name. I literally, right now, it's giving me a pin in my stomach because I know that feeling of what she was going through. She calls me, she said, I have a pit in my stomach. I'm very concerned. I saw this photo and I just feel off about it. I know you don't know me, but like, can you shed some light. She was a chick looking for another chick to be open and honest with her. I was there, so I tell her what's gone on, what happened in Vegas, and I don't I do not care about the Garcel scene with Oliver. It is very apparent. And remember my third eye is open. Everyone's mask has fallen. They were very much still married. They were very much still married. The fine details. It was like, I just I know, this guy, did you dirty? And for me, I was like, there's no way that he would. He would, you know, portray that he was separated when we have a camera crew here.

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Speaker 3: That's what by the way I wanted. I know Shena can't say that, but she said in that scene with Sheena well, Sheena Brock and Raquel exactly. I was like, I know she can't say this, but she's sitting there going, he's not gonna come around. AKA, he's not gonna be on camera.

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Speaker 1: No, yeah, but I'm sitting here thinking about it going.

00:17:08
Speaker 2: But this is how people like him operate, This is how Tom Sandoval operates.

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Speaker 1: They just do and they say we'll figure out the rest later. Well with her before it airs.

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Speaker 3: Yes, because it's all about them in the moment, all about them. That's all they think about.

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Speaker 2: They're not thinking about being a good human being. Which, by the way, I did notice Garcel gave me the unfollow.

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Speaker 1: She did. She gave me the unfollow. It could be because.

00:17:33
Speaker 2: I'm extremely annoying on social media right now because I'm constantly in a bathrobe going insane.

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Speaker 1: It could be it. It could be that.

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Speaker 2: She is watching and doesn't like what she's seeing come out of my mouth about her son.

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Speaker 1: It could be many, many things.

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Speaker 2: Either way, I will say Garcel has always been nothing but kind to me. I don't know her well, but when she's come to Lisa's events. It's like a Hi, how are you?

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Speaker 1: You look great?

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Speaker 2: WHOA sorry, you look great? And just now that I have a kid, no matter what ocean does, I am writing for her. Right, I've got your back. We will deal with the way you're acting behind closed doors.

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Speaker 1: No one in the outside world is going to know.

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Speaker 2: That I don't ride hard for you, right, So I understand. But yes, I got the unfollowed, which all good Lord knows. I love to also give an unfollow.

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Speaker 3: We love an unfollow, and we love Garcels. She's a badass bitch, so whatever, whatever, like you said, whatever the reason if she if it's it's her kid.

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Speaker 2: You come for my kid. Get more than a nonflitch, all right. But Garcel's like the classiest woman on the planet. So I feel badly talking this way. But Oliver is a grown ass man. His decisions and things that he does are not a reflection of Garcel, just like things that I say and do are not a reflection of my mother.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you can only raise a child to a certain point before they just go and do and.

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Speaker 1: Be right exactly. I did not dig the scene of them having their date, Oliver saying I didn't sleep with her that night. Maybe a few days later. Lies just slept with her that night.

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Speaker 2: You're just trying to like insert little things that are like close enough to the truth, but give you.

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Speaker 1: A little bit of separation. It's like you're lying. You're lying. What would Sam have to gain by telling me these things? Nothing?

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Speaker 3: No, you're that's exactly what I thought. He he well, maybe a few days later, just to save himself, the cameras are there like, oh shit, and and that's exactly it. Of course hes lept with her that night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's your wife, and that's what you do. Yeah, you have sex with your wife.

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Speaker 3: And also him saying I've had my own place for eight months. That doesn't mean anything. Do you know how many people it's a very fortunate position, But do you know how many people are married and have their condo in the city for when they work, Like there's that's not that doesn't mean anything.

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Speaker 2: I have been told the ins and outs of that relationship. She's asked me for she meaning his Oliver's ex wife, has asked me for advice.

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Speaker 1: Going into the court system.

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Speaker 2: It's there's just no way that she would ask me for advice if she wasn't going into something like that. Yeah, if it was already started, that's my opinion. All right, I'm not involved in the relationship. I only go off of my gut and what someone tells me, and I can only use my experiences as things to relate to and go. This is making sense. It all made sense. What she was saying makes sense.

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Speaker 3: My question for you, I know obviously she must not have agreed to be on the show because they didn't air her speaking, right. Is that what that means?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Okay, w how do you think Raquel handled that situation Scandival removed? Because I have two very different viewpoints.

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Speaker 2: Well, when I'm thinking about when we talk about the episodes, I'm taking Scannival out of it. Oh, let's just focus on what she said, right. I got a text from Heather McDonald this morning. She was like, I just watched the episode and Raquel would have won the season.

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Speaker 1: And I said, I told you that's what I think. Told you.

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Speaker 3: I was like, Scandival removed, Bravo. Good for you. You're getting like if Scandival never happened, I would look at her and I'd be like, I wouldn't even Schwartz aside I'd be like, yeah, that was shitty, that sucked, but good for you, Raquel. You're finding your voice, you're living this single life. You're standing up. You apologize. Salala, that's later. I know we're going to talk. But that whole episode, I was like, if scandival never happened, I'd be like, she's a both look at her go.

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Speaker 2: I know, and her showing up to my birthday the thing that people pointed out the most, and I don't know that they would have caught onto this had Scanaval not happened, but her constantly talking about leaving these saying these little things where it's like, wait, so if he would have been a cheater behind the scenes, it would have been okay, like he's cheating so out in the open, like she was shocked about it being so out in the open, rather than just like he's cheating.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck? It was all about, like why is he so out there with it? Which people thought was really weird.

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Speaker 2: And then when I saw that, I was like, oh, that is weird that she keeps dropping these little things of he's so open about it. Yeah, it makes me think that he wants to hurt her feelings. No husbands don't say I'm gonna hurt your feelings. I'm fucking someone else, nan Nanni, No, I just don't.

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Speaker 1: They don't do that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but the fact that she was like, do you see how that could be confusing for her? Talking about all of her I'm like, yes.

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Speaker 1: No, I know, no, I know she would have won the whole season.

00:23:04
Speaker 3: Is that how you felt about that scene? Because I know we got off topic, but your feelings did you feel the same?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I was like, this is a chick who showed up to like that is a ballsy move. Instead of just sending a text being like fuck you, I'm not coming, she shows up and puts them in check.

00:23:21
Speaker 1: I don't think that's confusing for her. This date kind of sucks, Yeah, like what are you doing? No? I was all she would have won the season. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And then when you think, but that's why it's so unfortunate, because it's such a proud feeling for Raquel, and then the second you think about the fact that she was having sex with Tom Sandoval during this time, it's a beyond disappointed. It's like scary and disgusting. How could you say all these things you're and you're not doing any of them like what I know.

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Speaker 2: Had it not happened, the audience would have been so torn on how they felt about her because the biggest storyline was her kissing shorts.

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Speaker 1: So she shows up at my birthday, Oh, what a good present for me?

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Speaker 3: Did you know she was coming? And went oh, okay, okay. I didn't think so, but I was like I saw her walk in and I.

00:24:19
Speaker 1: Was like, oh my god, you were, like I was so excited about it.

00:24:27
Speaker 3: You were.

00:24:27
Speaker 2: I could tell yes, because here you have been throwing the mistress word at me. And I've explained this to you one hundred fucking times on how it's so easy to be tunnel vision and have someone lie to you. And keep in mind, I didn't have Amber going on social media being like, yo, he's married. I would have given a lot to have someone do that. All I had was the person that I was intimate with his words, and then people on the fringe being like, so insult to me that so and so told then that so and so told then that he's still married, and I'm like, yes, he's still legally, but they're separated. What are you supposed to put your life on hold? And in the state of California six months. Six months for a regular old divorce, So that doesn't doesn't assets don't need to be separated, no children involved, Like six months, the court makes you wait.

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Speaker 3: So was that I want to just really quick going back to going back to Oliver, was he claiming he was separated and saying he was still married or he just wasn't honest? He wasn't. Actually he just.

00:25:34
Speaker 2: Said I'm separated, okay, and we're learning how to co parent. And that's what Oliver and I were really bonding over. Was I was like, oh my god, I so get that right. When he said I'm separated, it was like, I don't even want to call it a red flag.

00:25:50
Speaker 1: It was PTSD.

00:25:53
Speaker 2: There were other reasons why I knew I wasn't gonna that he was not the person, and I'm not going to say that reason because it's very very unkind.

00:26:01
Speaker 1: So when Riquel kept saying like are you sure, I'm like, fuck him, I don't care. Go go do it, go do it right?

00:26:09
Speaker 3: So he but he was lying about being separated, or even if he was separated, he was still intimately involved with his wife. So okay, I just want to make sure he's correct.

00:26:17
Speaker 1: There so she shows up, she apologizes.

00:26:22
Speaker 2: I try to sit there and tell her, you know, let this be a lesson for not only you but myself that we need to be more aware that you cannot.

00:26:31
Speaker 1: Just trust men.

00:26:34
Speaker 2: Okay, background checks absolutely necessary. This is just going to show another point. I mean, I did a background check on someone who I was really into, found out his name was completely different, and.

00:26:48
Speaker 1: That was not good.

00:26:48
Speaker 2: I was like, hold on, hold on, hold up, I hold the fuck up anyway, They're just necessary. What you did not see? Okay, when I tell her and a lot of people said this did not age well, me saying you're not a mistress and don't let anybody tell you that you are. I was still suspicious right then and there about the closeness of Tom and Raquel. So was Katie, as you saw, I mean, even Ali was, Yeah, that was I had no idea that Ali was thinking that way.

00:27:22
Speaker 1: Uh.

00:27:22
Speaker 2: Who knew Ali would be the first one to say something whistleblower saying this is weird. Yeah, so I thought Katie and I were the only ones being like this is strange. However, I can't just say, like they're sleeping together. I know it, because I don't know it. Right do I always When Sheena first asked me, do you think that they're like, full on having sex?

00:27:45
Speaker 1: This was way before I was like, they're fucking yeah.

00:27:50
Speaker 2: I said, I would put my life on the fact that lines have been crossed. I'm not quite sure that I can put my life on them banging quite yet, right. So, like I said on my Instagram tangent that it was such an isolated comment that I made. It was like, in this situation, you are not a mistress.

00:28:11
Speaker 1: You were lied to.

00:28:12
Speaker 2: You went along with what he said because that's what you do. At that point in time. I was like, you're a normal person. You'll see that next week as well. This conversation continues. What you did not see is when Raquel arrives and she wants to talk to me. I made her sit in a corner, made her sit in a corner explain. I said, it's my fucking birthday and they're about to play in the club by fifty cent, so you're gonna need to sit over there until I'm done.

00:28:40
Speaker 3: What And she did?

00:28:42
Speaker 1: She sure did. Sat in a corner booth all by herself.

00:28:45
Speaker 2: In the dark, waiting for to talk to you, waiting for me to finish dancing to fifty cent it's my birthday.

00:28:53
Speaker 1: Sit in a corner until I'm finished.

00:28:57
Speaker 3: And the words of Saucy Schroder.

00:28:59
Speaker 2: It's my fucking birthday. So that you didn't see. I was begging them. I was like, please get them to sign off on in the club so you can play. I don't think it worked out. I'm sure that it would have for a hefty price.

00:29:13
Speaker 1: Tig. Yes, but just so you guys know, she didn't roll in and I was like, sure, let's chat. It was like, hey, how.

00:29:21
Speaker 2: You doing, mistress, there's a corner booth. I just requested in the club. I'll be right with you.

00:29:31
Speaker 3: Oh here's the thing number one. Maybe just because I know you, I didn't think it went down like that. I definitely didn't think she sat in a corner booth, but I had assumed there was way more of a space. She showed up, you called her a mistress. Then there was a little back and forth, and then I thought there was definitely a space. I didn't think you just like got up and was like, I'll be right you know here I am.

00:29:51
Speaker 2: Nope.

00:29:52
Speaker 3: I didn't think that.

00:29:53
Speaker 1: I go shawty ish birthday. That was me. I was having the best time. And by that time, yeah, the space had filled up.

00:30:03
Speaker 2: Yes, you know because even though it was my birthday, I was like so classic cat around six.

00:30:07
Speaker 3: Pm, was it was it closed off for you and your guests are.

00:30:11
Speaker 1: Open to No, it was open for everybody.

00:30:14
Speaker 3: Okay, got it, got it, got it.

00:30:15
Speaker 2: So by then when it was time for in the club, it was like place was packed. Everyone was vibing with fifty sons, right, we were living our best lives.

00:30:26
Speaker 3: And can we just say really quick, I know when people hate I get dms that are like you comment on Lawless looks in the episode so shallow. But I'm just gonna keep doing it because when you got a good look, you got a good look. Favorite fucking look. Christina Kelly is great at photos, because that's one of my favorite photos of you, sitting in the booth Pam Anderson hair tits up, yeap.

00:30:48
Speaker 2: I tell you what I loved about the photo is it did not look too far off from how I actually looked.

00:30:53
Speaker 3: No, it didn't.

00:30:54
Speaker 1: It's my biggest sphere.

00:30:56
Speaker 2: My biggest sphere is like, all right, we can let the people know I love me a good face tune, love me a little like making the lips bigger in the app, but not so much that when you see the actual CLOTHESU where, it's like whoa head transplant?

00:31:11
Speaker 3: You know, well, an incredible birthday look.

00:31:14
Speaker 1: But any of course, yes, anytime you comment on someone's looks, it's shallow.

00:31:18
Speaker 2: Yes, But I just I know this seems to be like you looked beautiful and you're a good person.

00:31:22
Speaker 3: What I just love the look and like I don't do it to everyone. I know, laala is okay with that kind of stuff, you.

00:31:31
Speaker 2: Better be telling me I'm looking good, not just you, everybody, everybody.

00:31:36
Speaker 3: It's not all about looks. We know, but that was a fucking well wait shit, we get it. Okay, anyway, keep going. So the talk with Raquel.

00:31:44
Speaker 2: The talk with Raquel, we have a great conversation. She obviously a light bulb went off and she was like, oh wow, this could have gone very differently. Had Sam not like plastered this all over social media, she would have kat would have had no idea, no, not at all. What they also did not show is I say to her, I don't want.

00:32:08
Speaker 1: A beef with you.

00:32:09
Speaker 2: We're all good here on this topic. But what you did to Katie, we will never be good.

00:32:17
Speaker 1: Until you make that right.

00:32:18
Speaker 4: That's good to know, yes, because you'll see that not all is good with Riquel and I as this season goes on, and it doesn't make much sense because it's like, how did you have that moment outside of classic cat And then.

00:32:32
Speaker 2: You go to the next few episodes and it's like, because I let her know the way you moved on that like topic with Oliver, you call me a mistress, I've let it go.

00:32:45
Speaker 1: I forgive, I forget.

00:32:46
Speaker 2: We move on what you did to Katie and how you made my friend feel. We are not solid until you make that right with.

00:32:55
Speaker 3: Her well, and the moment where she said, what did you think about because this is on the same topic of her going I would date Schwartz if he seemed interested, but I'm not gonna be Debbie Desperado. First off, No, you wouldn't because you're fucking Sandibal right now. Great acting or whatever you would call it, isn't it weird? That is like She's like, I would like I would have believed that one hundred percent, and I would have been kind of annoyed and grossed out and been like, you fucking date Schwartz if.

00:33:24
Speaker 1: If you ask, if you asked Katie.

00:33:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, she said, I would have preferred them say like we we want to date, we like each other, because it was just like, oh, we made out and it was fun. It was like, so you made out and it was it was just stupid and fun, and it hurt me this way, right At least, if you guys were really into each other, it would be like there's nothing I can do. Like they like each other, they want to be together.

00:33:49
Speaker 3: Yeah, like they connect. It's a deeper thing. It was more so just you could have not made out and spared my feelings.

00:33:56
Speaker 2: It wasn't gonna go an yeah, Schwartz, because you can tell in his interviews he's just trying to be nice, like you know, he's sitting there not feeling a damn thing for her.

00:34:07
Speaker 1: Yes, that is.

00:34:09
Speaker 2: She is not his type. And you will see the comments Santaval Schwartzy makes towards me that we're in the trailer talking about your lips. Yeah, eh, and I'm like you right there just showed that you don't like someone that looks like me. Yet Raquel has had her lips blown up to the sky botox and filler. Nos, job, you don't like this look aesthetically, you can't comment on my looks while you're talking about how Raquel is gorgeous.

00:34:44
Speaker 1: She is, she's a very pretty girl. But like, you can't comment when you don't like that type of look. Yeah, you're letting me know that you don't by the comments you're making about my face, which, by the way, like it's gonna be sad. I was gonna say. My mom always says like, you can't.

00:35:02
Speaker 2: You never come for people with things that they cannot change. Yes, yes, but he came for something that I absolutely did change, but so that it doesn't.

00:35:12
Speaker 1: Really work with that.

00:35:13
Speaker 3: Yes, no, that's true.

00:35:15
Speaker 2: I can't fix this unless I go in and have it dissolved, which I would.

00:35:22
Speaker 1: Never do, would never do that. I like my face.

00:35:28
Speaker 2: And when people are like, oh, she was so much prettier before, I'm looking at them before and aften and I'm like, what planet, But it's my face. I'm not holding you down, shoven needles.

00:35:38
Speaker 3: You it's your fucking face.

00:35:40
Speaker 1: Do what you want.

00:35:41
Speaker 3: I want, but yeah, do what you want. And I agree with your mom. So all you people who come in my damns about the tone of my voice and my height, back off. I can't she can't help it. I can't help it. I mean, maybe I could take some voice classes, but that's about it.

00:35:55
Speaker 1: I like your voice, and I'm really funny voices.

00:35:58
Speaker 3: Some people I do get. It's like you either hate it or love it, because I get people going like your voice is like ASMR to me, which I don't understand how And then other people were like, girl, you gotta do something about that voice.

00:36:09
Speaker 2: If you had a horrible voice, I could not be around you as much as I am.

00:36:13
Speaker 3: That's great, that's good to know.

00:36:14
Speaker 1: Thank you.

00:36:15
Speaker 3: Can we really quickly touch on Satchel because I saw some Twitter discord about it and people were surprised.

00:36:21
Speaker 1: The comment that Sheena made.

00:36:23
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, well that made me sad because at the time, not talking about now, but at the time, I had met Satchel around then, and I thought he was very sweet.

00:36:33
Speaker 1: So sweet.

00:36:35
Speaker 2: I loved Satchel and I love the way that he treated my friend. And by the way, when you got thick hair like that, you gotta wait for it to try out, you know. Yeah, like he was just trying to get to the party on times. Don't blame him for his fabulous hair.

00:36:50
Speaker 4: I know.

00:36:50
Speaker 2: I thought he was freshly washed we should be looking at him going freshly washed, amazing hair because as the night progressed and cameras go down, just hair with Katie and Satchel.

00:37:04
Speaker 1: May I love hair over each other? Yeah, all over each other. They were all over each other.

00:37:08
Speaker 3: Oh my god, how did Schwartz because we didn't see a ton of that, How did Schwartz act?

00:37:12
Speaker 2: Well, Schwartz didn't know because I didn't invite him to the party.

00:37:15
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

00:37:16
Speaker 3: Yes, he wasn't at the party, but he's at the beach next week.

00:37:18
Speaker 2: He's at the beach next week with sech Statchel is there. We exposed Satchel and the Dawn to chaos.

00:37:24
Speaker 3: Yes, fine, that's when I Yes, that's when I met Satchel. So I hadn't met him yet. But some of the discord I saw was about which I don't understand, but they were like, Wow, this is the first guy Katie's going to bring around. We didn't expect this was her type. He's a little more shy and just like maybe quiet, which I'm like, I feel like he has the same kind of the same energy as Schwartz.

00:37:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also we're talking about a guy who does not It is intimidating to film a reality show, right. There are so many times that we go into dinner and they pick you know whoever that's a waitress or a hostess, where they're like, yeah, you're just gonna come in and take their order, something that someone does every single day, and the second they have to do it, Like, there are times where they're like, can you redo that, because it's just intimidating when there's a bunch of cameras around. I remember doing an audition where they were like, you have to run, and I was like, I.

00:38:23
Speaker 1: Don't know how.

00:38:25
Speaker 2: I have completely forgotten how to move my legs.

00:38:30
Speaker 3: Literally no, but you're right. I mean, even thank god, I had just come off of working on American Idol when I interviewed for you, because I was used to cameras being around and me having to ignore them because I was working on it set right, American Idol. Thank God, because even then I was a little nervous to be like, well, I've never interviewed on camera before, so this is a little vulnerable. But I just thank god forgot they were there. But I could see how, like you said, even like hostesses or waitresses, it's like just take their order, but it's like, yeah, but now you're watching me, and I suddenly forgot how to fucking take an.

00:39:01
Speaker 2: Order, right, Like even the Dawn in the have a Seu scene, he was like, I'm fucking mortified.

00:39:08
Speaker 1: He was like why.

00:39:09
Speaker 2: I was like, I thought it was funny and he was like no, he was like, I was nervous. I'm not used to just like cameras recording me. And it's when you when things happen in person that aren't documented, right, you can sit there and be like, oh, that's funny, but when it's edited, it's like, let's take out the laugh. Let's make this real, fucking right. By the way, I did not watch those scenes.

00:39:32
Speaker 3: You didn't watch what scenes with the Dawn?

00:39:34
Speaker 1: No? Oh?

00:39:35
Speaker 3: I thought he was so chill, and he was like it was almost like they were making it so like the viewers would be like horny.

00:39:41
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone got that except you.

00:39:45
Speaker 2: That's funny because I like when he was saying those things, like I remember us going back and forth, which is like the corneous shit.

00:39:51
Speaker 1: Ever, yeah, like dribble dreyball like whatever.

00:39:55
Speaker 2: It was laughing, you know, but when it's edited down documented, it's kind of like the scenes. Prime example Tamra Judge with Eddie in the bathtub, something that in real time no cameras around, is so sweet and sexy, and that moment you'd go to your friends and be like, it was.

00:40:15
Speaker 1: The best night ever. We had the greatest sex.

00:40:18
Speaker 2: You put a camera in there and it's like, oh no, oh no, cringe.

00:40:24
Speaker 3: Yeah that just happens. Oh that's funny. I thought the Dawn looked so great and chill and like cool. But maybe we'll see more of him next week or I guess tonight, tonight.

00:40:34
Speaker 1: That's right, there's a new episode. I also will say I did get I did have birthday sex? You did?

00:40:40
Speaker 2: I did with the Dawn obviously, yeah, yeah.

00:40:44
Speaker 3: But he wasn't there.

00:40:45
Speaker 1: You saw him later, come late.

00:40:48
Speaker 2: I said, cameras are up and I would like to have you arrive later, which was so dumb because cut to next week. I'm thinking it's a chill beach day. I didn't know how the birthday was gonna go. If you film a reality show, any event you have, if you're just gonna sit there and have the best time ever, not interested. Yeah, that's why so many people don't care about weddings. It's like, oh fun in love. Like someone flip a table, right, someone, Teresa Judais, this fucking wedding.

00:41:17
Speaker 3: Someone cry like, we've seen happy weddings.

00:41:20
Speaker 1: We've seen welcome to every wedding ever.

00:41:22
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you had birthday sex with the Dawn and you you're on record saying he's great in bed, right, he's great in bed?

00:41:29
Speaker 1: Good for it?

00:41:30
Speaker 3: Good for you guys?

00:41:31
Speaker 1: Oh? I asked him. I was like, what are you learning the stray because you're not that old?

00:41:37
Speaker 3: How old is he?

00:41:37
Speaker 1: Do we know? He's just a tad younger than me.

00:41:40
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, he's on like twenty three.

00:41:43
Speaker 1: But he's experienced. Oh realed about that.

00:41:48
Speaker 3: Well, congrats on your birthday sex.

00:41:50
Speaker 1: I that's so nice. Thank you. I'll go. So there's the breakdown of what I gathered from the episode.

00:41:59
Speaker 3: What did it end on? I forget because I feel like there was a There was a final scene that I was like, oh, we need to touch on that.

00:42:04
Speaker 1: Do you remember me walking away?

00:42:08
Speaker 3: Oh that was the final scene?

00:42:09
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was pretty much.

00:42:10
Speaker 2: It was I have a good night, babe, okay, and then it was I later not mistress, Oh like my own you girl, you need a mistress, in this situation, you may bee one in other situations.

00:42:27
Speaker 3: Oh, and I did, because I was just about to say Katie really clocked her. Got lots of damns about that. Did you know that clocked which I knew, but I thought it.

00:42:35
Speaker 1: Meant to someone.

00:42:36
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, when you said you clocked her, I was like, uh oh, with her hand out trhs.

00:42:41
Speaker 1: I don't know that we should that word. I thought it means like punched.

00:42:46
Speaker 3: I thought clocked mint punched. And also I clocked her for who she really was.

00:42:50
Speaker 2: Well, I thought I pegged her, and that apparently means no. But shoving suddenly in someone's bum.

00:42:56
Speaker 3: I thought it was like pegged because it also means.

00:42:59
Speaker 1: Meaning, but same with word fuck fuck you. I got fucked.

00:43:02
Speaker 3: Yeah.

00:43:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, so let's clarify.

00:43:05
Speaker 3: Lala did not clock anyone.

00:43:07
Speaker 1: No, I did not, No way.

00:43:10
Speaker 2: I don't put my hands on people unless you mess with my kid, then I may have to put these poles on you. I want to talk about this for five seconds. A dream that I had when I was in on Springs, because I haven't had one of these in a really, really long time. I was asleep, obviously dreaming more of a nightmare that I was drinking. Oh, And I was on like I had had a vodka soda like a few every single day and I was like, but tomorrow, like I'm gonna be sober and I'm four and a half years sober and this woman was like, no, you're not sober anymore, like you'll have to start over. And I was like no, that's not, Like how do I worry white time? And she was like, don't worry about it though, because this is just a dream, like this isn't real, like when you wake up, you're still gonna be sober. And I was crying. I was like I need to wake up. I need to wake up. I don't like this and she was like it's fine, just drink your vodka soda is because it's gonna this isn't real life. And I woke up sweating, being like, oh my god, I have not had a dream. And that's like a common thing with people who get sober. They have dreams of them drinking or using. It's a fucking nightmare. But I was like begging this woman to like, let me wake up.

00:44:27
Speaker 1: I don't like this.

00:44:28
Speaker 3: Did you know who the woman was?

00:44:29
Speaker 1: No? Interesting, I had no idea who she was.

00:44:33
Speaker 3: So that's do you think that's an anxiety dream or stress or something.

00:44:37
Speaker 1: Well, it was weird because it was.

00:44:41
Speaker 2: It was the night, so it was on April twenty first, that's the day that my dad died. It was that night, and that next morning was the April twenty second, which was six months before I got sober. So I was like, what a weird So I've been sober now officially a four and a half years.

00:44:57
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Lala, I missed your fucking sober our birthday.

00:45:00
Speaker 1: No, you did it.

00:45:03
Speaker 3: That's still big, big.

00:45:07
Speaker 1: Thank you, my heart.

00:45:09
Speaker 2: Are the chances of me having that dream like that night. So it just went to this like moment when I woke up of gratitude for the life that I've chosen, gratitude for the dad that I had, that I was blessed enough because it marked five years this I think it was over the weekend. I can't remember when I went to Palm Springs. It was over the weekend five years he's been gone. We had a good, a good cry good, but it.

00:45:36
Speaker 1: Was like, wow, I.

00:45:39
Speaker 2: Just felt the need to like take a moment to think about all of the things that have gone right in my life since he's become a part of.

00:45:45
Speaker 1: Like my guides. Yeah, you know, the head haunch of the guides, the ringleader of Laala's Guides.

00:45:52
Speaker 2: Yes, so I had that dream. It was just a moment of Wow, life is fucking great.

00:45:58
Speaker 3: Life is beautiful, and like everyone said, I just saw comments on that post. He's so proud of you and the fact that he can see well, like you said, he has a hand in everything you've done. Where you are now, You're out of a dangerous situation, you have a beautiful baby, you're thriving.

00:46:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, so proud of you, and you know what you guys. I didn't just like I'm not. I didn't just like become like I've always been this person. I've always had a crazy mouth. There were times where I would wake up in the morning, still living at my parents' house. On a Sunday, football is on. I wake up and my dad's like, you want him Mimosa, And I'm like, there's I love a stiff cock in the morning, Dad love a stiff cock in the morning.

00:46:42
Speaker 1: And he's like, Lauren, come.

00:46:44
Speaker 2: On, like he knows who I am, right, he's not looking down going. I don't know this person. I've never hid who I am from my family. They never watched the show, but like my mom says, I don't.

00:46:56
Speaker 1: Need to watch. I got the real life. Should never change it.

00:46:59
Speaker 2: She got a crazy mouth. We dropping the F word all the time talking about Dick.

00:47:03
Speaker 1: My dad knows.

00:47:05
Speaker 2: Everyone knows so yet and I'm his kid. Yes, no matter what, my Dad's gonna be proud of me. That's just how life works.

00:47:12
Speaker 1: Yes.

00:47:13
Speaker 2: So for the I think two people that commented, by the way everyone that showed my dad love on the anniversary of his passing, I love you guys so much. There were two people that were like, your dad would be so disappointed.

00:47:23
Speaker 1: Now he ain't. No, he ain't.

00:47:25
Speaker 2: He's watching his baby girl being a If there's one thing that I know that I'm doing an okay job at, it's being a mama to my kid.

00:47:34
Speaker 1: You know.

00:47:34
Speaker 2: I'm like, we're like really figuring this out together. Oh yeah, holy shit, we're doing it.

00:47:39
Speaker 1: Yep.

00:47:39
Speaker 2: He's very, very proud, and I am beyond blessed to call him my dad. And six months after his passing, I get sober. I just hope that you guys have a fantastic day and try to practice gratitude today. Know that this too shall pass. Nothing lasts forever. Feelings are temporary. Just with the punches, because you got this. I love you guys so much. I'm off to Disneyland. Have the happiest tom Day, Enjoy the new episode of Vander pump Rolls and I Look at You next week