The One About Lala, Easton, & Lisa’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad TRAVEL Day

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Speaker 1: Hello, Oh it's not as good hell hella. Oh, I had so many chances to get it right, but we're having some technical difficulties recording from home again. We were what I thought was supposed to be our first day in our new studio. I should know this though. It's like when you have construction on something. It's like, yeah, we'll have it done in six months. No, you'll have it done in a year. That's what you plan.

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Speaker 2: Just bank on that.

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Speaker 1: You just bank on it.

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Speaker 2: He mom, Hi laughs, Look who we have?

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Speaker 3: Hey?

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Speaker 2: I had a cute lady callin or not call Colin. She DMed in and said she wanted to be on the podcast. I said, twist my arm.

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Speaker 1: Give the people what they want, or give the person what they want. The one person you did scare me when you said she called in. I was like, you're giving people your phone number that track.

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Speaker 2: She probably wouldn't want me to have her phone number because I probably call her every day.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, definitely giving you her phone number. So the last time we recorded, there were so many people that were like, does Lala have a buffalo on her wall? People think that the portrait behind us as a buffalo. So before we start, I want to say that that is two horses. I got that at the Branch Shapiro Foundation. And what that is, uh is they Bob and Linelle Shapiro, have a foundation that was basically dedicated to their late son and they have kids, I guess kids in junior high in high school and they enroll in this charity which they're sponsoring them a program and they sponsor them. If you stay sober throughout junior high and high school, you are basically eligible for uh college enrollment.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, which is.

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Speaker 2: The coolest thing.

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Speaker 1: Incredible. So that portrait actually contributed to some kid going fishing a college education.

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Speaker 2: Yep. And it's two horses and I am in love with horses. That is my thing, So thank.

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Speaker 1: You la la oh No, I love it too. She's gorgeous. I really like that one on the wall because I was thinking, I'm like, is she too small to go on that wall? And I think if it were a white wall, then yes, it would be too small. But because it's an accent wall, it's just like the perfect size. I love it, but I'm no interior.

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Speaker 2: I do what do I do?

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Speaker 1: So she can gallop like the mustang and heart she is? You know what though you were watching something on the plane. We went to Utah over the weekend. You were watching something on the plane. This interior decorator named Shay or something. She lives in Utah. Yes, Shane McGee, Shae McGee. She's very wealthy off of just her eye for interior design. And I don't want to discredit her talent because she's definitely talented, but not quite my style.

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Speaker 2: So but that's I think. The beauty of her is that she has so many different styles that can fit.

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Speaker 3: Your like Joanne the Magnolia, Juanna gangs like her. I do not love any decorating she does not for me, but oreviously it's doing something for everyone else, right, Well, a lid for every pot.

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Speaker 1: It always goes back to the lids in the pot.

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Speaker 3: Yes, every time I don't like it, somebody else does.

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Speaker 1: Right, So I say that because who knows? I guess depending on what interior designer you bring in here, they could say that looks so silly on that wall. You need a bigger piece. But you know what, this is my house. So that's what I did.

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Speaker 2: I like it, like it, love it.

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Speaker 1: How did you guys feel about going to Utah?

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Speaker 3: Loved it? Loved it, loved it.

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Speaker 2: Well, the way the trips started off, wasn't loving it so much?

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Speaker 1: I have to say, I'm big into signs, so.

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Speaker 2: We win and you let us all know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, That's why I do what I do because I don't keep one thought to myself. That's why I'm constantly in trouble or having someone relate to me, because I don't know how to keep a thought to myself.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I got it. I was well aware, well aware.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I thought, let me tell you, I have World War three in the airport, and what was we did? You did? And what's so great? It didn't feel like it to me because I was hands free.

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Speaker 1: Really, I felt you were pretty on board. You were definitely on board. You're who I was venting to for ocean and go and rat me out.

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Speaker 2: I love ocean.

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Speaker 3: But no, she came to stress, told me what was going on because I didn't book the tickets. I didn't have to book anything, so I was just there and whatever happened was off my plate.

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Speaker 1: Well, Lisa was in charge of booking tickets, which was lovely. Might add, this woman chooses to put us on a ten am flight out of La out of Lax on a Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: But in my defense, you guys, I don't look at the times. I don't look at times. I look at the price. I am very budgety. I looked at price and I saw a cheap flight, and that's what I booked.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm appreciative. However, if you live in Los Angeles with kids, with even solo, you know that ten o'clock, if you're in the valley to get to Lax ten am, you have to make your flight. You are in prime rush hour of everyone trying to get to work.

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Speaker 2: See. I never leave the house, so I don't know these things.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well we do, and Mom goes, we're gonna leave. The driver's picking us up at eight. I said, there's no frickin' way. We have to leave at least seven thirty minimum, right, So we're on our way. Deep deity Lisa doesn't put Sosa on the ticket as a lap child. So this woman tells us that we have to go to assistance.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 2: We tried to check in our bags, and that's when it all began. When we tried to check the bags, they said you need to see an agent.

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Speaker 1: Which is strange though, because we had five bags. We were fine. It shot out four tickets and then on the fifth bag tag it doesn't shoot it out and says you need to see an agent, right, so it's like this is weird. We go see the agent. They then send us over to assistants.

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Speaker 2: Well, we waited in lined, like you're missing, like all the timelines, We waited in line forever to get to this lady to check our bags to tell us, oh, I can't help you with the lap child.

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Speaker 1: That's very true. So we sent our bags on the way. See I've blocked it out.

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Speaker 3: Yes, our bags were without us.

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Speaker 2: So then I went to the Sky Priority line and the guy says, are you Sky priority? And I didn't think I was Sky Priority, so I said no, and he goes, you have to go to this line way down here, which wrapped around the buildings.

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Speaker 1: Everyone in the assistance line was trying to get back, they were leaving the country. They were trying to either get back home or do something much more than we needed, which was just to add my child to my ticket. Right.

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Speaker 3: Come to find out we could have done that through TSA.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well LAX was not on the ball. Shocker. Yeah, I said, we're gonna miss our freaking flight. I'm furious at my mother.

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Speaker 2: To the point where she says, I could spit on you. An ocean came and told me that you said.

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Speaker 1: I said to my brother, because I'm like, we're gonna miss this freaking flight. She mom goes, let's just try to get through TSA, And they.

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Speaker 3: Were already on a ball of I already had a feeling yesterday that I should stay home, and this is what's happening.

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Speaker 1: I was on the verge of tears.

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Speaker 3: I was on the verge culture.

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Speaker 2: Now you said you weren't going.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I did. I said, call the driver, I'm leaving. I'm taking my kids to Palm Springs, have a good time.

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Speaker 2: And we said bye.

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Speaker 1: I did say bye. Yeah, that was rough.

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Speaker 3: I thought that there didn't feel like you need So she was like, no, I'm fucking coming half, I'm not needed. I'm there.

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Speaker 1: It's exactly what I felt.

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Speaker 2: So then we go up to ts Can.

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Speaker 1: I tell you what I really felt. I had. The thing is and we're going to talk about this. I'm a virgo. So the wind was blowing in a direction that I was not planning on. Okay, So to have the car come back and get me. That's I don't roll well like that. It's like, no, the plan is to go to Utah. I've sunk into that plan. My bag is on its way to Utah. My breast pump is going to be in Utah. Oh.

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Speaker 2: I know we all heard about it.

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Speaker 1: You're such a bitch.

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Speaker 3: We did hear about it.

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Speaker 2: She was chirping at me, but like, and I turned my back on her, like I don't even know, mom.

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Speaker 1: Thing is, people can hear you. I go, I don't give a ship.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. When mom says that, it almost makes me go even I go louder. I go louder and prouder. FU about these human beings that are yelling at their mom the same way I'm yelling at you.

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Speaker 1: I've seen those people all we're all in this together. You think that they don't bitch and moan at each other. When I see people doing that, I'm like, I so feel free.

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Speaker 2: I would never do that to my mom ever, God ever, off it already.

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Speaker 1: Because your mom probably knew that if she's in LA, she needs to leave at a certain time, and she.

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Speaker 3: Probably correctly.

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Speaker 2: So then so we gave up the line for to get the child, and then go up to the TSA line, which was line.

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Speaker 3: Ever, just to let you guys know, if you've forgotten, we hopped in lines, out of lines, into lines. You guys were in the assisted help for the lat child. We thought we are not gonna make it. Let's go to TSA. We sat in TSA for another ten minutes.

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Speaker 2: They didn't even move. It didn't even move.

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Speaker 3: And we thought, well, now do we sit in here with the hope that she gets on the plane or do we have to So then that's when we hopped out of that. We spent like thirty five minutes.

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Speaker 2: In hopping in and out of line that we didn't even get.

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Speaker 3: To the end of.

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Speaker 1: I'm reliving it all right now.

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Speaker 2: So then we go back downstairs and I don't think you're going so I'm gonna get tickets for us, try to get tickets. So I go to the sky Priority line again and the lady goes, are you a medallion member? And I'm like, yes, oh, well you can use this line. So I could have done that the very first time, but one has no one else.

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Speaker 1: Is not How is mom supposed to know at the airport if she's a medallion member?

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Speaker 2: You didn't have a print it. All it did was Sky Priority. Did not say slash Medallion. So how am I supposed to be.

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Speaker 3: I'm only saying because usually, like Jake Baalum or one of my friends is a Medallion member, but usually in his emails it'll send you things and with that reading it says Medallion members, and then it'll say Skypro and all of those things that door involved in.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, but just well, the.

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Speaker 1: Only reason why I decided, like, keep in mind, you have to remember I have ocean fine, no big deal, but Sosa is on a schedule. As far as like napping and her food. I have enough. I have enough milk on me to hold me over from the time we were leaving the house and landing in Utah. So now we're pushed back however many hours and I'm like, I don't know, like I have nothing to feed my child. So I'm also tripping on that. I guess you tell me they can get us on a flight at eleven fifteen it was an hour at most.

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Speaker 3: I was like, this is perfect, and what's do me?

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Speaker 2: When I got up there, she goes, oh, you would have major flight. Yeah, it's just a simple change and we could send you on your way.

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Speaker 3: She was the one that was nice enough. That's when we found out in TSA. If we would have gone they would have gone, oh, and here's your lap ticket, like they would have done it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but someone at the airport they should have known that. We asked multiple people about this. They all directed us to the assist degree.

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Speaker 3: But I can't. I will say, Delta has how many employees going back and forth. It would be so hard to be on the same page as twenty five hundred people working at that same thing. I just know it's hard. That's how I know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know either. And did you hear the announcement at the podium when we were at the gate if you have a lap child and don't have it on your ticket, please come up on our way.

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Speaker 3: From Salt Lake. Yeah, so you.

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Speaker 1: But we'll get well, we'll get into how I feel about the state of Utah. All right, Yes, anyway, we land, we get to the hotel. This new hotel is beautiful. I love downtown salt Lake has changed so much beautiful. Why haven't been to Salt Lake in like a few years. I want to say the only in July, But say I was in Park City I didn't explore.

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Speaker 3: Salid downtown in probably ten years.

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Speaker 1: It's been it's been a while, yeah, because we always go to Park City, and I was very impressed, very happy. We get to the room, We're all good. I go to pump my tig Old Biddy's, and I have forgotten the two most important pieces to my pump. At that point in time, I do cry. I start stopping.

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Speaker 3: She goes.

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Speaker 2: I knew this was another sign. This is a sign I shouldn't have gone, and.

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Speaker 1: I'm never coming back here and they don't want me.

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Speaker 2: I'm laying my eyes clothes, listening to.

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Speaker 1: As I'm begging her to validate what I'm saying. Please just hear me. You're gonna be fine. Just get me my phone. I'm gonna look on the Target app. Target only has manual breast pumps, so I'm like, of course they do. Again, I'm spiraling. So Lisa has the bright idea. I get I tell East and can you please go to a target like I need you bad? So here he is trying to have a good time with his friends, and I'm already summoning him to go to the store pump area.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I will say, because I walked in that target, and I'm not somebody. Nowadays, with age has come questions. I don't walk into something, go yeah, we'll find it. I find somebody. Where is it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And they tell me. I walked right up and I said where is the baby? And she goes this, But what are you looking for? I said, breast pump. She goes eight, and she just smiled like this poor bastard. Oh, this poor She probably thought it was my kid. That's the poor bastard part, like this kid has no idea what he's getting into, but went up, got the breast pump, got some good Uh.

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Speaker 1: It was Lisa's idea. They too, only had manual and Mom goes, why don't you look at the back. Maybe they have the two pieces. So I'm missing the piece.

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Speaker 3: I have the medella, but that's too hard to do with like an uber or.

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Speaker 1: Way too hard, like I can't see the back of it. They had the two little duck things that suction on and then you clamp the things on, and sure enough they had that inside of the manual. I said, grab two of those easton and bring them to me, just in case. Get formula. So so wanted nothing to do with formula. Thank god we did what we did. After that, the trip could not have been more fabous.

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Speaker 2: But we have to talk about the charcuterie board.

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Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, Oh my god. And in the nick of time, my mother comes through with the comedic timing. I had just posted on my Instagram that I was never coming back to Utah. This was a sign anyone who asks me to come here, it's a hard pass.

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Speaker 2: But we were angry. We were both hungry, right wow. So we ordered a charcuterie board from room service and it came and it had lovely bree cheese and all cheeses, all the good stuff, all the good stuff, and I just chowed. And then comes the uber driver that's got my little treats and whatever that I added to the order. Yes, go down into the lobby and he pulls up in the car, and I'm smiling and telling me how wonderfully is and this, that and the other. Then I go to the front desk to get changed so I can tip people, and I'm just smiling and the life is grand. And then I go back to the room and I smile at my daughter.

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Speaker 1: She goes the girl downstairs was so nice and and how nice that. The Uber driver waited and I look at like he ant that.

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Speaker 3: I go, you have cheese in every.

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Speaker 1: In everything free.

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Speaker 2: It looked like plat but.

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Speaker 3: But your breath probably was top tier as well. Oh fuck, and then it.

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Speaker 1: Leads into like this like pepper or something or maybe a little bit of the it was pepper, so it looks like she had plaque NTK.

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Speaker 3: The guy was probably like, did you not need this? You didn't get it too?

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Speaker 2: We did need you know, we had to get that from room service.

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Speaker 1: I go, I forgot you and I didn't back Ocean Fresh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I tell about myself, you guys, smiling at everyone because I was so happy.

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Speaker 3: She's on vacation getting taken care of.

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Speaker 1: In the hotel and just oh you guys, it literally brightened my day. I needed to do.

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Speaker 2: That belly laud.

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Speaker 3: Know they when you guys told me, because I wasn't with you. When I asked, I go, what did you think? She goes, I didn't care.

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Speaker 2: That is, yes, well I can't see anyway, and I got new contacts and I don't think they're hitting, so so anyway, that's probably the problem.

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Speaker 1: I adore I adore you, mom, You're so funny. No, you guys, I just needed that laugh so badly. When you came up to the room. It truly revived me to the point where I said, you know what's olive Garden? I know, we finchured out went to Olive Garden with top top tier. Ocean has continued to ask me to take her to Olive Garden. I'm like, once I locate one that is not forty five minutes away, I will take you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I ate that left over pasta like three nights in a row.

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Speaker 1: You guys call it pasta. It's pasta. You know there's an I right, I thought it would be an E for no when I okay, learned another. So after just like the longest day ever. And I said to Easton before we got into the air on our way to Salt Lake, I said, I'm so angry at her I could spit on her. He goes Ocean Gigi, my mom just said she wants to spit on you.

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Speaker 2: I was like, but you know what, can I tell you? Oshen is my biggest fan, and she protects me from all of you.

00:18:09
Speaker 1: By the way, she's a competitor, dude. She goes toes and she has stamina.

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Speaker 2: Like nobody else for sure.

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Speaker 1: So she's the one that you want on your team. So while we were in Utah, I made sure that we did not bother east and Easton stayed at his friend's house and obviously had the time of your life.

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Speaker 3: I mean, my trip is not as fun as your guys is. I mean it was young baby. Yeah. We just woke up, got coffee, bagels, went to lunch, watched basketball n Cuba.

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Speaker 1: Come on, now, that was the longest I had gone without seeing you, And like, no, I.

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Speaker 3: Told you guys when we were at I was like, next time. I do love staying at Taylor's, like the house feeling and all of that. But I do like waking up and like getting coffee with you guys, and like seeing the kids in the morning and doing those things. And then around three or four I can go do my own thing when you guys are winding down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I did, Like I would have loved to go to like Park City. But then again, I say those things, but then if I would have done that, I would have missed basketball. You know. Yeah, it was very great trip. We had a great She went to like the Edison House, which was amazing. They're great and yeah, just aw friends.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that you did that. We took Ocean to Walmart. She had never been to Walmart because again, we don't have a Walmart near us. We went to the one in Park City. We got Ocean, but before that we went to Shields, which was awesome, was amazing. Shiels Draper wherever it is is stunned.

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Speaker 2: The amazing reason. The main reason we went on this trip is because I had to meet with my caount Texes. Yeah, so he was out in Draper. So on the way back, there's that big shield Sporting Goods. So we stopped there to get her sledding attire and it was the best time. They have a huge life size Ferris will.

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Speaker 3: What did you call it?

00:19:59
Speaker 1: A life size fair wheel?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, well it's huge.

00:20:03
Speaker 1: It's a real Ferris wheel.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's like it's a wheel. It's like a standard size. It's like that you go to a mini.

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Speaker 1: Yes, no, ginormous. We took Ocean on it, or I took Ocean on it. Mom watched SOS. She had the greatest time of her life.

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Speaker 2: Oh she was so cute, her little face, her smile, oh, just looking down yeah, and waving.

00:20:23
Speaker 1: She had the best time. She don't want to leave, no, And we got her snow pants and she got a mini mouse beanie and gloves. So I was like, tomorrow, it's on, girl, I'm taking you to Park City. You're gonna you guys.

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Speaker 2: She loved the fish.

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Speaker 1: She loved the fish at Shields and the fish looks happy. You know, I'm a whack job when it comes to that massive and they can coral swim all around and like have the best time. And you know those types of fish, they like to be like where the coral is right, they're not swimming, they're not orcas where they're swimming one hundred and fifty miles a day. So they looked happy. But oh Ocean had never seen real snow before, and so she knew that when she had a snow day at school that that snow was made by a man and this snowje this snow actually comes from the sky. You don't personally make.

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Speaker 2: It so, and she saw it on the airplane. To you guys, when we were flying in, she kept saying, there's snow, gig, there's snow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And let me tell you. She looks out the window of the hotel room and you know, we're we're like a couple floors up. But there's like the roof, right, we didn't have some stellar view, which who cares?

00:21:41
Speaker 3: We weren't.

00:21:41
Speaker 1: It was snow melting.

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Speaker 3: You can see the roof, but I have to say the room view is stellar. You looked up at Mount Olympus, you looked up at the University of Utah. You had a view of the downtown. Yes, there was one thing of a roof. Don't let you know.

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Speaker 1: One snow melts on a roof, but like the edges, it's still there.

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Speaker 3: She's like, Mom, that's snow.

00:22:01
Speaker 2: That snow.

00:22:02
Speaker 1: Mom, do you see it?

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Speaker 2: You guys, do you remember Olive Garden? She was like having the best time. Can I play in the snow?

00:22:09
Speaker 3: And I took the thing, but also the saddest it's like this little pack of snow.

00:22:16
Speaker 2: But she was throwing snowballs. She had the best time.

00:22:19
Speaker 3: Thank you guys for sending me those pictures and videos and.

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Speaker 1: I showed them to you. But so when we took her up to Park City, we stop off at Walmart and we grab her a sled and.

00:22:31
Speaker 2: Snow bursts for you, oh yes, and.

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Speaker 1: Rain snow boots for mom. Rain boots for lease. So we had heard that there's like a little park that you has, like a cute little hill to take the kids seedding. It was a little melted. It wasn't a whole lot of slow snow, Thank goodness. I found a patch of snow that she could like go from top to bottom on her sled. Different and you take a real you talk, They're gonna be like, this is boring. This I can see grass, not her. No, we built an icy snowman because you know, the snow it's coming to a close the winter months. You guys. The joy and happiness on my child's face when she was sledding was like the most heartwarming, happiest thing I have ever.

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Speaker 2: She was screaming and then she was Darren deviling. Remember she would lay down in the sled and put her.

00:23:26
Speaker 3: Arms, lay down like a coffin.

00:23:28
Speaker 2: Yeah, and fly down the hill, no fear at all.

00:23:30
Speaker 1: She had the best time to wear she See.

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Speaker 3: Those are the things that I wish I was there for. No, I know, yeah, being in person.

00:23:39
Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: But before we go down the hill, I get in the back of the car to get her ready. I slip on my snow boots and one is two sizes smaller than the size that I need. Okay, they both say Women's nine. I'm like, this is bullshit. So I do a video and I'm like, I'm not going to post it though, but I'm letting Walmart know. Not cool, bro, not cool at all. Like they say that they're the same size, and I'm clapping my fhence and they.

00:24:06
Speaker 2: Were attached with it. They were attached you know those little Yeah.

00:24:09
Speaker 3: So like the two they weren't ripped apart. Now they came from the manufacturer like that.

00:24:13
Speaker 1: Yes. So I'm like, I'm wearing them. I have nothing else to wear. I'm not wearing my like Jordan ones in the snow, yep, cold, So I wear them. I keep Lisa goes keep the tag on them. Make sure that you don't take the tag off. So we are done with our day. We go back to Walmart. Lisa goes to take the shoes back. I said, you're going in solo because you'll be able to handle this like a champ. Lisa goes in and she stays like this, right when she doesn't get what she wants, she still stays like this, persistent, level headed, I don't get what I want immediately I explode and then they always went yeah.

00:24:52
Speaker 3: Because the explosion.

00:24:53
Speaker 2: So with my receipt, and I'm so proud I've got my receipt, I've got the tags, I've got the boots, and I'm ready to rock roll. And this lady at the counter tells me. She points at a sign, this little two by four sign that says no returns on winter apparel. And I say, they're not the same size, and she looks at him. She's like, they're both nines. And I'm like clapping the boots together because one's.

00:25:17
Speaker 3: Way bigger, way bigger than the other.

00:25:19
Speaker 2: And she calls another girl over and she tells me the same thing. And then I get a third and they tell me the same thing, and I said, I want to see your store manager. He comes over. He's like, well, they both say nice. When I said, well, paper take sinc you write anything you want, doesn't mean it's true. Slap them together again. And he says, well, there's no returns on winter merchandise. And I said, you know, I'd like you just show me this sign where I got these? Can we walk over and look? So we march over there and there's no sign none. Okay, so he takes care of me and apologizes and says, okay, well we'll take them back because they are mismatched.

00:25:56
Speaker 3: Well you should take that back as a business even No, no, but he.

00:26:00
Speaker 2: Did, and I do. I do hold him like I do understand where he's coming from. I said, we're a resort town. People come in, they buy their winter stuff, return and then they try to return it. So I can appreciate that. And you know what, but if we wouldn't have returned those had they been the right side, you know.

00:26:17
Speaker 3: The same exactly. But that's the one thing it's like. But it was very nice that people do do that. But when I am literally showing the visual of these two boots slapping that both say nine it would.

00:26:27
Speaker 2: Really hard for them to drive because of the nines, and.

00:26:30
Speaker 3: Said, I would have said there is something wrong, let's just take.

00:26:33
Speaker 2: He said, let's return those because they're faulty. Yes, And then the rain boots there was no sign because.

00:26:39
Speaker 1: But again, a rain boot is not winter apparel. Now, who's going up to Deer Valley in rain boots? Rain boots are year round shoes, and that's why there there was no sign over there, because rain boots are not winter apparel, right, they're technically spring.

00:26:55
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I can't understand because I'm sure a lot no.

00:26:57
Speaker 1: When I understand too, But Mom, I couldn't even donate those boots if I wanted to.

00:27:02
Speaker 2: No, you couldn't.

00:27:02
Speaker 3: But that's the thing of like, but you know what I s was there.

00:27:05
Speaker 2: But can I tell you if.

00:27:06
Speaker 3: No one bought those boots at the end of the day, they would have to open them and go these don't even match yeap back.

00:27:12
Speaker 2: So anyway, so I know if Lauren would have gone in there, you wouldn't have had the stamina.

00:27:19
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.

00:27:19
Speaker 3: How much were the boots They were like many bucks.

00:27:21
Speaker 2: It wasn't the whole thing was fifty bucks.

00:27:24
Speaker 1: It was it wasn't it to me to return it was, yes, Like, let me be real, it wasn't. The boots were probably twenty bucks. And I actually really liked them had they fit. I was like hyped on them that I found them. Yeah, let's just say I didn't want them after the trip. I'm not going to return them. But I literally could not even donate those to somebody because you would only have one shoe.

00:27:44
Speaker 2: That's right, Okay, No, I agree.

00:27:46
Speaker 1: One for you and one for your wife because really.

00:27:50
Speaker 3: Men, but can I tell you you got to probably what it was one woman nine, one men's nine.

00:27:53
Speaker 1: But no they said lady nine. They both said ladies nine.

00:27:57
Speaker 2: You know what you did get that was super cute. It was that head thing.

00:28:00
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, with the tea on it. Yeah.

00:28:04
Speaker 2: Can I tell you this Walmart? It was fabulous.

00:28:08
Speaker 3: It's like right across the street from the McDonald's, aid them.

00:28:12
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, that Walmart is nice. Yeah, you could like eat off the floor.

00:28:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, bathrooms the whole nine yards. Yeah, So kudos to Walmart in Park City.

00:28:21
Speaker 3: Yes.

00:28:21
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well after that trip and after we sunk into it, I fell in love with Salt Lake again. I got on Zillow and was like, I'm getting a place here, like that is the next move that I want to make. The next piece of real estate that I would like to acquire is a condo in downtown Salt Lake. For a minute, I was like, I want to be in Park City. Park City is much more expensive, but also I was thinking, just the way downtown is, it would be so fun to have a condo because there's so much to do walking downtown in the winter time, even the fall is the most fun you'll ever have.

00:29:03
Speaker 2: Oh, and it's so pretty at Christmas time too, all of it.

00:29:05
Speaker 1: And you make a day of going to Park City and do you want to do lights?

00:29:11
Speaker 3: Yes, forty five minutes to Park City to me is easy to be in Park City. But when you live in Park City to drive into Salt Lake hard, that's hard.

00:29:20
Speaker 1: I know.

00:29:21
Speaker 3: And I was thinking, like that's a a.

00:29:25
Speaker 1: Exactly yes, And I was like, how fun would it be? Like we could fly in and go to a jazz game, we could go to a Utah football game.

00:29:33
Speaker 2: Well, do you remember we used to at Christmas time?

00:29:36
Speaker 3: Don't you remember when we did that?

00:29:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was fun.

00:29:38
Speaker 2: But Christmas time, Yeah, remember every year we'd get a hotel room and we'd go to Temple Lights.

00:29:43
Speaker 3: And yes, oh it was the best little America.

00:29:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so fun.

00:29:46
Speaker 1: And Utah has a hockey team now, like a real life NHL.

00:29:50
Speaker 2: I know a lot of the fans were eating at the restaurant in our hotel and.

00:29:53
Speaker 1: They don't have a name yet. They're just called Utah Hockey and they play at Hockey Club and they play it Delta Center.

00:30:00
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:30:00
Speaker 3: So I'm just to say very into all of that we're close to getting a team MLB. Really, they're they're wanting to at.

00:30:10
Speaker 1: Least got to get on it, I know.

00:30:12
Speaker 2: And the Olympics.

00:30:15
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Olympics are coming in like twent or something.

00:30:18
Speaker 1: I don't know.

00:30:19
Speaker 2: I don't know when it's then it's coming.

00:30:23
Speaker 1: I will say. When we drove up onto the East Bench where I grew up from that immediately I was like, someone call it chopper, get me to the airport and take me back to Los Angeles, California, because I hate this.

00:30:37
Speaker 2: Well, I know, but we lost dad, Like dad dark, it's very dark, and we don't need to be up there.

00:30:44
Speaker 1: No. But but downtown had changed so much that I'm like the same place. The level of cleanliness. This state has it figured out. Okay, it takes care of its people, the brand new roads, like everything, care.

00:30:59
Speaker 3: Of the homeless as well.

00:31:00
Speaker 1: That was the bab That's what I'm saying. They baby there people. We went to get our rental car and this guy goes, how much do you hate LA in California when you have to pay your mortgage? And this was before I fell in love with Salt Lake again. I was like, honestly, I love it because I get to live in Los Angeles and he goes, I'm originally from there, and he goes in In two thousand and eight, I lost my job. I went to Arizona, Colorado, and Utah was the only place I could find a job. And I have been here ever since. He goes, I'll never leave because I love it, And I'm looking at him like, oh sad.

00:31:38
Speaker 2: But you know, if I look at it, like, there's so much to do in Utah. There's hiking, biking, skiing. I mean it's year round, like.

00:31:45
Speaker 3: Your buddy is from. He lived here for five years before he moved to Salt Lake. Yes, from Maryland, but he said that like Utah and it's for him. He loves mountain biking. But like every day he is doing something, whether it is skiing, hiking or anything of that.

00:32:01
Speaker 2: And there's lakes for boating. I mean there's so much to.

00:32:06
Speaker 3: Like that, right.

00:32:07
Speaker 1: There's even like downtown was popping, people walking around.

00:32:12
Speaker 2: Going to We had a rooftop in our hotel. It was it was.

00:32:19
Speaker 3: Ryder. I love the name. It's such a good bar.

00:32:21
Speaker 1: So I fell in love. I had to actively stop myself from crying. When we were about to leave. I was watching the Russens like give my kids a hug and everything, and I was like, I will be damned if I cry about this moment. Right now, like it's all good. I'm ready to plan the next VAK. We get to the airport to fly home. We've really conquered it. You guys, if you're traveling with a lot of bags in your family and you have a rental car, have one person like dropped off at the airport with all the bags, send someone to just drop the car off, shuttle back to the airport, and then deal with the bags. That's the way that we did it this round, and.

00:32:54
Speaker 2: Because usually so much easier our bags to the rental place and then get on the shuttle with all of our bags.

00:33:02
Speaker 1: Yesternightmare No, we sent easton with the bags, dealt with the rental car. It was so easy, bright.

00:33:07
Speaker 3: Beautiful cover, lucky to have, like Taylor. But I will even say, if we are somewhere where we have a rental car, I rather load the rental car up. Yeah, drop me or somebody off at the airport with the bags, then go back to the rental even if you have to, because the bags are the worst part of the trip.

00:33:23
Speaker 1: The worst. Yep, and we were in that line. Everyone's so friendly in Utah. There was this guy who I wanted to punch in the throat. The line is ginormous and he is showing the agent. It was probably three minutes that he was standing there showing the.

00:33:41
Speaker 2: Five.

00:33:42
Speaker 1: That's just when we were waiting in line watching him do it. He was still there when we were finished, yes, showing the ticket agent or whoever the video of his sons skiing. So I said to him, I go, sir, there's a very long line with people waiting you guys. He was so into his video he didn't right back hear me, and the ticket agent looked at me like I wish that I had the balls to say something, but everyone's so kind there.

00:34:04
Speaker 2: But I was living in the line right knowing, oh my gosh, you're doing this and I've got a plane to catch. I know how those people felt.

00:34:14
Speaker 1: I know because let me tell you something. For example, Smoll Biles, excellent gymnast, if her mom rolled up on me to show me what she was doing, I'd be like, I don't I don't have time.

00:34:26
Speaker 3: Fuck, you've got a great child, and well I would.

00:34:28
Speaker 2: Like to be nice and tell her, that's fabulous, but I can't, like, you can't tie up a line like that.

00:34:33
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is your kids and things like that like that is amazing. Yeah, tell tell the ticket agent about it while you're checking them in and then call it a day. Don't pull up the longest video that you have of him doing all these job.

00:34:46
Speaker 2: He was scrolling for more stuff.

00:34:47
Speaker 1: I know. I wanted to have his head on a plotter.

00:34:49
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh my.

00:34:50
Speaker 3: God, God, should wait?

00:34:51
Speaker 1: Is this a sign I should leave?

00:34:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, we weren't waiting.

00:34:55
Speaker 3: That was That's the only reason why we were all right, anybody, We we got to La safely.

00:35:02
Speaker 1: We're waiting on the plane again. Lisa is all about looking at the price rather than where we're placed on the plane, and I support that decision. Yes, a little frustrating, but it's fine. Ocean needed to go to the bathroom so badly that on the plane I had to put Sosa's diaper on her.

00:35:21
Speaker 2: Well, no, we landed. We landed, people are popping up to get off the plane and Ocean that's when she decides to go to the bathroom and she can't hold it.

00:35:31
Speaker 3: I want to go on the air because.

00:35:32
Speaker 1: She waits until she her eyeballs are floating, so I tell her to hold it or I.

00:35:37
Speaker 2: Can put a blowout. At this point too.

00:35:40
Speaker 1: Guys, the level of stank ass that Sosa had I felt horrible. I wouldn't stand up because I'm like, what, I'm gonna put her ass level to eye level with these poor passengers, and she just kept going. It was just like a freaking symphony.

00:35:54
Speaker 2: So we've got one that nisko patty, the other one that's already gone potty, and.

00:35:57
Speaker 1: I'm looking at her bum going it is a matter of before this diaper is blown out, because we doesn't have one day that passes without a massive blowout, ruining clothing.

00:36:10
Speaker 2: Guess what we didn't talk about? What cheesecake factory?

00:36:13
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I blocked it out.

00:36:15
Speaker 3: What happened?

00:36:16
Speaker 2: We forgot about, like the most about.

00:36:21
Speaker 3: It, I now tell.

00:36:24
Speaker 1: So you guys were at the hotel and we are having breakfast and the plan is to go to City Creek with Candace and Kristen. Who are We have a whole day planned. So Sosa, who I have started giving food to, She's so far had sweet potatoes and bananas, So I think bananas are a safe bet to give her on this trip, and she is loving them like I've never seen her love bananas more, So give her the banana.

00:36:51
Speaker 2: Whatever.

00:36:51
Speaker 1: We're shopping at City Creek, we decide to go to cheesecake factory. Sosa has a blowout that has gone through her clothing. I take her to the bathroom. I'm changing her. She's happy, go lucky as I'm changing, and.

00:37:04
Speaker 2: We don't have a change of outfit.

00:37:05
Speaker 1: By the way, I don't have a change of outfit, no, because that would be too on the ball of me.

00:37:09
Speaker 3: You're at the mall, though, so that's good, that's great.

00:37:11
Speaker 1: Right, we'll go to get her out right.

00:37:14
Speaker 2: No, that's that's our motto.

00:37:16
Speaker 3: Though.

00:37:16
Speaker 2: If we forget something, we always say we can buy it.

00:37:18
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's because of that we shot ourselves in the foot, because we literally forgot everything from you.

00:37:24
Speaker 3: Yea. If I'm packing and I'm like did I pack that, I'm like, whatever, they've got a target.

00:37:28
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:37:29
Speaker 1: So I look at her and I'm Google Gaga. I go to strap you know, the diaper on, and I look at her again and she is going like with and I just see like all this foam start bubbling up in her mouth, and because I took the CPR class, I whip that child up as quickly as I possibly can. And it was she was just vomiting, like real life vomit. This was not spit up. And she's yes, and it's a ton the path, just doing it all over the floor and she won't stop. The moment that I pick her up to look at her face, she's getting wider and wider. Her breathing's getting more shallow. I flip her over again. I'm hitting her back. She's vomiting again. I find my phone in my pocket. I call Cannie. I said, please send my mom in. Sosa's vomiting. She comes in, We clean it up. She looks like she's kind of, you know, been through the ringer, but she's she's okay. I take her to the table. She is kind of and I know my baby. When my baby's tired, she's not a pleasant baby.

00:38:36
Speaker 2: She's not quiet.

00:38:37
Speaker 1: She's not quiet. I'm gonna go to sleep. She is fussing and you have to remove her. She's a virgo. She likes her routine. She knows how. She likes to nap in a dark room in her bed. So it's hard when we're out and she's tired. She's acting lethargic to me. She goes again to throw up. I'm like, okay, this goes on you guys for thirty minutes. I said, if she does it one more time, we're calling nine one one. And it wasn't. It wasn't similar to how I felt like when Ocean fell off the bed and that nine one one call. I was in sheer fucking panic.

00:39:12
Speaker 2: Well, I was in shock.

00:39:13
Speaker 1: Yes, this one was like, I'm just she's a baby. You don't fuck around with babies, kids and the elderly. No, we're calling somebody. She's probably fine. Not taking the chance though she does it again. At this point, she is very lethargic, and I can't like I can tell she's breathing because she is alive, right, but I can't feel anything. No, So the dispatcher asked.

00:39:37
Speaker 2: So I made a phone call and I'm usually deer in the headlights when those kind of target I was on.

00:39:43
Speaker 1: Was on point. Yeah, But I think it's because you didn't feel like it was do or die.

00:39:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like we.

00:39:48
Speaker 1: Were concerned and I'm not messing around, but I'm not. It wasn't like Ocean falling off the bed.

00:39:53
Speaker 3: Like something didn't happen to throw you off of right, So.

00:39:58
Speaker 1: We call their They're like getting a stretcher out and I was like, I do not want this to be So we ran out and ran out with the baby, and of course just in time as they arrived for Sosa to start talking, feet flying around, putting her toes in her mouth. They were like, she really looks okay, and they said we if you want to go and have more tests run, we can. But all of her vitals came back. They said it's not allergic and allergic reaction because she doesn't have hives or anything.

00:40:29
Speaker 2: But because I'm I don't like bananas, but they also do something to my mouth. My dad the same.

00:40:34
Speaker 3: The reason why because of you and the bananas.

00:40:38
Speaker 1: Honestly, I think I got it. I fucked up and gave her way too many.

00:40:42
Speaker 2: We probably gave her three quarters of a banana.

00:40:45
Speaker 1: Well, she was like really digging in and I was like, oh.

00:40:47
Speaker 2: And we were in a private room and we were really digging the restaurant.

00:40:51
Speaker 1: I was having my second coffee. I know it was great, you know, I felt I felt horrible, but she was in rare form and shape, and you know what, I don't mess around. I just simply don't mess around.

00:41:05
Speaker 2: Yeah. So that I did lose it with the the server though, because I went over to tell her what was going on and I started falling to the server and then afterwards I apologies and she was so caid.

00:41:15
Speaker 1: She was so nice.

00:41:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, just utah and just kind.

00:41:18
Speaker 1: No, they could not have been more incredible. And I asked, where do you take the kids? Like, let's just say, because I said, I'm not going to take her for more testing. If you guys are telling me that she's cleared to go, then where I trust you guys. If it happens again, I'll be on my way.

00:41:30
Speaker 2: They kind have been more kind.

00:41:32
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they have one of the top pediatric hospitals primary children's yeah in the country. Yep, So that was how did I forget that we blocked it out? I did block it out because I was a little bit traumatized. But I go kind of into fight mode when things like that happen, and then once it all sinks in, then I kind of melt down. But you were on at least well, I was very.

00:41:56
Speaker 2: And can I tell you that On another note, ocean have the best trip and they have little koy fish at what does it city creek? Yeah, and she had the best time to the point where she lost her shoe and it started floating.

00:42:11
Speaker 1: She was and there, No, she wasn't in the creek. She was just rock and she was flipping her feet like this, and the rock must have had like a little edge that kind of like pulled the shoe off a bit, because before I know it, the shoe is floating down the river the creek and this sweet man who had about twelve kids was the one who fished it out. And I was like, I'm so grateful because I had so so attached to me. I was like, there was no way that by yeah, I think it's done. The creek is done. Let's you know, we've seen the fish. Let's head out. Ocean is very into you realize that they don't take much to be entertained. Because I was thinking of stopping off at that place where they have the two being it used to be or whatever.

00:42:58
Speaker 3: It's I don't know.

00:43:00
Speaker 2: They do like us.

00:43:01
Speaker 1: It's like a skate park, trampoline park.

00:43:04
Speaker 3: Woodward, Woodward.

00:43:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they have a facility up there, and I was thinking of taking her to being there. But I'm like, if she really hates it, then there's no reason to do something so extravagant.

00:43:14
Speaker 2: Well you didn't work snow pants anyway.

00:43:17
Speaker 1: No, but I would have sucked it up. But she you just realized that it's like the tiniest little things that they're so happy about, like doing a ferris wheel in the.

00:43:25
Speaker 2: Middle of the department outside of She loves it there and those upset when we left, Well, we woke up and she goes, do we leave today?

00:43:34
Speaker 1: I said yes. She goes, do you want to? I said no. She then we shouldn't. Then we don't have to because if you don't, I said, baby, we do have to go home. And she was why when you don't want to do something, then you just don't do it. And I was like, I know, damn, I wish I could.

00:43:50
Speaker 3: I don't want to do that.

00:43:51
Speaker 2: And then she sitt on the airplane. Remember she said, I don't want to leave it.

00:43:55
Speaker 1: She closed. She goes, I don't want to leave close the little window was really cute. And then she showed me she was reading the What to Do in Case of an Emergency those little packs in the back of the airplane chair.

00:44:08
Speaker 2: And she loves that the airplane has a slide.

00:44:10
Speaker 1: So this airplane has a slide.

00:44:13
Speaker 3: Would we crash? Yes, let's not get the slide out. Let's keep everything.

00:44:17
Speaker 1: And she goes and Mom, when we land in water, you got to put your life jacket on, like when we crash in water. Like, no one's being like, you know what, we're gona landing on the water today, slides.

00:44:35
Speaker 3: He's landing on water. Baby.

00:44:37
Speaker 2: It was fun. It was really fun.

00:44:38
Speaker 1: It was a great trip. So I do have a few things to talk about on this uh episode besides our fabulous trip to Salt Lake City. You guys, I really am in love with it.

00:44:50
Speaker 2: No going back in May. I'm already planning, I tell you, will upgrade our seats to comfort plus.

00:44:56
Speaker 1: Though, yeah, just a little comfort plus. I'm the first class. I mean, like, what's the big I'll do it also, and I really truly would like you to take us, like book it for the week, like a week, and let's do one day of like having a real estate agent take us to condos. Absolutely, you love conspiracy theories, right, you want to hear the newest one? You guys, Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna freak Katy Perry is indeed Jean Benet Ramsey. What that's what people are saying. No, yeah, there was an AI generated ig video and it was showing like that, Jean Bennet morphing into Katie. Yeah, isn't that wild?

00:45:37
Speaker 3: Let's see.

00:45:38
Speaker 1: So they don't show the video. I guess it was taken down.

00:45:41
Speaker 3: But there's an AI dude, and if it's anything above like ninety eight points something percent, it's the same person, right.

00:45:47
Speaker 1: It just says that. I don't think it shows who did it, just says The now deleted YouTube video per Entertainment Tonight suggested that Perry's real parents were actually Patsy and John, who had faked their daughter's death so she could become famous. The videos also point that doesn't make any sense.

00:46:03
Speaker 2: No, do a DNA test and you will quickly learn she is not John the name Ramsey. Come on, guys, come.

00:46:09
Speaker 1: On very far. However, conspiracy theorists say that all of that is indeed bullshit. P Diddy is not actually in prison.

00:46:19
Speaker 3: That's what I've been seeing.

00:46:20
Speaker 1: That's what they're saying.

00:46:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, like there's another Yeah, everybody has doppelgangers.

00:46:24
Speaker 2: I don't know what. I don't know what to believe you anymore.

00:46:27
Speaker 3: Just to let everybody else know. On another conspiracy theory, rapper he has been in prison and he's in prison for life. They said he got out and he got skinny, you know, yeah, and they say it's a Gucci suit. There's another rapper, his name's Hobson who said a whole lot of things. And now things are coming up that that is making sense. But do you want to know my favorite conspiracy right now? Tell me KFC.

00:46:52
Speaker 1: Oh, dear, tell us, tell us she's crazy.

00:46:55
Speaker 3: They have. If you haven't seen the commercial, go see it. I think it's it's like two minutes in thirty seconds.

00:47:01
Speaker 2: Where do you go see it?

00:47:02
Speaker 3: YouTube?

00:47:02
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is it playing at AMC.

00:47:09
Speaker 3: Is more of But it's the weirdest commercial ever and it's just a bunch of people and it's like they're in a tribe. It's like a tribe of people like Biblical yes and Cannibal yes yes. So what happens is this guy walks these people come down from.

00:47:30
Speaker 1: Thought that they were trying to pretend it was Jesus Christ.

00:47:32
Speaker 3: That's what I was way. He was walking like, so he walks in people like drop down from trees, this tribe and then they like pick him up, they dip him into a lake of gravy.

00:47:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like baptizing.

00:47:45
Speaker 3: Baptizing him and then he comes out as a piece of chicken.

00:47:48
Speaker 2: You guys.

00:47:49
Speaker 3: So people are saying a lot. Everybody says they'll put it in front of your face before you actually know what you're in. Now they're putting it in front of our face of like they're dipping people. It's coming out as chicken, so much chicken that we're becoming a part or. But then you got to go and see how many pieces of chicken are these people selling a day? And it is astronauts two hundred and fifty thousand pieces of chicken a day.

00:48:14
Speaker 2: That's discussing, you guys. We're not a drumstick.

00:48:18
Speaker 3: I don't know, Lisa, I really don't.

00:48:20
Speaker 1: Basically, what they're saying is before it even gets to KFC, it's being manufactured.

00:48:26
Speaker 3: And like it could be human remains ew like chicken.

00:48:31
Speaker 1: I don't need a KFC.

00:48:32
Speaker 2: Well I need to go on a diet and you just started it for.

00:48:34
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you haven't seen it, it really is a crazy conspiracy. Everybody on TikTok anybody doing somebody doing it, they're talking about it.

00:48:42
Speaker 1: Why I love social media for this reason is like the people are speaking and they're catching on. We're not stupid, right, We're not dumb anymore. And what's happening is it's similar to when Balenciaga came out with their campaign and everything was right in front of you. And what they're trying to do to us, you guys, is desensitize us. They are trying, like I remember prime example, and I love it, Like this is like the grate it of desensitizing. Do you remember the Seinfeld episode where a Lane gets the o Henry airis the bra?

00:49:18
Speaker 3: Yes?

00:49:19
Speaker 1: Wear there is it as a top? Yes, and everyone cannot believe it. And then I remember being probably nineteen twenty years old and people wearing lingerie and buying it for like jeans with a blazer.

00:49:32
Speaker 2: Oh I used to wear cavasols.

00:49:34
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, my blazer. I mean it's getting down to the underwear now, like most girls will wear like underwear that like goes way above, like the thong. Yeah, and then they'll wear like something, So now your underwear is a part.

00:49:46
Speaker 2: Of your outfit.

00:49:47
Speaker 1: Like now you don't even think twice. When someone walks in with like a freaking pair of jeans and a freaking wonder bra with a blazer, You're like, oh my god, how cute. Body slamming believe that people would go like if your mother thought I should be?

00:50:02
Speaker 2: Like, what the hell?

00:50:03
Speaker 3: Well, people go to nice dinners and they'll wear the thong and then like a see through dress.

00:50:07
Speaker 2: That you think I should wear something like that?

00:50:09
Speaker 3: Fuck you vomit, I'll be I'll be so si cheese.

00:50:18
Speaker 1: But that's what I mean. I feel like they are trying.

00:50:20
Speaker 2: To you and I would both be vomiting.

00:50:26
Speaker 1: You would be vomiting at your own That's not very self lover.

00:50:31
Speaker 3: Self love. I don't but that was good. That was a funny joke. But you wouldn't vomit. She was going over the edge.

00:50:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, snap, snap the rooftop. I don't know.

00:50:42
Speaker 1: I actually really enjoy when I see certain people walking around in whatever they want, and it's like, I just love that you. I love like I love to see a confident person.

00:50:53
Speaker 2: I do too, because you know what the world, I don't feel that bad about myself, but you know what I'm really into right now? Matching swap, no matching sweat outfit. Well, I bought a new one.

00:51:03
Speaker 1: You did, and I thought you're gonna wear it today?

00:51:06
Speaker 2: I was, but it's.

00:51:09
Speaker 3: Packed.

00:51:10
Speaker 1: You wanted to give that a moment.

00:51:12
Speaker 3: I really like it.

00:51:13
Speaker 1: You wear it a lot, but I like.

00:51:15
Speaker 2: It like I'm getting my many's worth.

00:51:17
Speaker 1: You certainly are a little pricey for me.

00:51:23
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is the freak?

00:51:25
Speaker 2: One was three? I think this free people? What is that? No, this one's Bloomy's bloomy pants. It's that one, not a clination or something.

00:51:37
Speaker 3: Yeah.

00:51:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone asked you if that was that's what it was. Yeah, I'm like, I don't know.

00:51:42
Speaker 2: I don't know either.

00:51:43
Speaker 1: By the way, those Skims has fantastic. I don't like buying into the hype of certain things, but Skims has really got it conquered when.

00:51:51
Speaker 2: It comes to the sweat. That's my next purchase.

00:51:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have mens yep. Like I I just am obsessed with seeing anyone who's like a confident in person. There's this this new trend going around. It's called the quote unquote chubby filter, and it's basically where you're familiar with filter's mom right, It's kind of like the.

00:52:12
Speaker 3: Old man or old woman. Yeah, put it on your face and it shows you what you'd look like chubby, skinny, old, young, and.

00:52:19
Speaker 1: So a lot of people are doing it because it's a trend. But if you're someone who feels that they are quote unquote chubby, that I don't think is a productive filter to have to see people laughing or commenting on a face that really isn't yours but would be yours if you were just a little bit more, had a little bit more poundage on you.

00:52:49
Speaker 2: Okay, so there's an app for that.

00:52:51
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean, show what you would look like as a chubby person.

00:52:56
Speaker 2: Live around face. Now, I can't imagine what it looked like if I put the chubby to.

00:53:00
Speaker 3: Each their own. I always take it back to the thing of like, yes they made a chubby thing, there's people that are gonna like it.

00:53:05
Speaker 1: Picture you think people need to buck up a bit.

00:53:08
Speaker 3: Yes, It's like if somebody puts a poster up for guitar lessons and you can go and pull one down. If you hate guitar, you don't have to go up, dre and go. But I fucking hate guitar. Stay away from it. You know it's not for you.

00:53:20
Speaker 1: You know what, I I agree, I do agree with you in some way, like because I feel like everyone's getting so freaking sensitive. It's like, don't say that, don't look at that, don't project that where it's like, oh my god, at what point do we draw the freaking line?

00:53:37
Speaker 3: And that's the thing.

00:53:38
Speaker 1: But that's why I think people need to build confidence within themselves, because you cannot control the outside world. I've always said, and it could be an unpopular opinion, but instead of trying to squash bullying because you don't have control over people who are mean, we need to start teaching kids how to deal with a bully, like instill confident and how to deal with people who are not that nice so that it doesn't affect you to the point of.

00:54:06
Speaker 3: It's almost strong enough to hold your own well.

00:54:10
Speaker 1: You know. That's why I'm so vicious.

00:54:12
Speaker 3: With the tongue.

00:54:14
Speaker 2: And you're a virgo.

00:54:17
Speaker 1: No virgos are very even killed. Scorpio's my rising.

00:54:20
Speaker 2: There you go.

00:54:21
Speaker 1: Which, speaking speaking of which, how to parent your child based on their zodiac sign? So hello, giggles dot com did how to parent your child based on their son their sign? However, it's so much more complex than that. There's your Sun, there's your moon, and then there's your rising. You have to remember the sun is what you came into the world, as your moon is how you handle emotion. Your rising is what you project to the world. Right, So for example, me raising ocean, she's doubles or yeah, double Pisces, piscey sun Pisces rising. So to me, I know that that kid knows exactly who she is. She's gonna be stuck in her ways because she's projecting exactly who she is, who she was born to be. Yes, me, I'm constantly conflicted because my son's sign is very even killed is a perfectionist kind of gets nervous when the wind blows a direction that wasn't planned. But my rising is Scorpio, which is intense.

00:55:25
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:55:26
Speaker 1: So the two of those are in constant conflict with each other, but raising. So it says, Virgo children, this will be for you because I'm the Virgo well and for me, because so says the Virgo. Virgo children are the Benjamin Buttons of the zodiac world, seeming to emerge from the womb fully matured. Keeping them busy is vital. They cannot stand to be idle. They don't like being stagnant. Pisces. Although they have the reputation of being cold fish, they're deeply loving, thoughtful, and feeling souls who like nothing more than curling up with their loved ones at the end of the day. Ocean, who wants nothing to do with me until bedtime? Do you want to cuddle? You can connect with your Pisces child through art, music, or something spiritual like attending a church, temple or mosque service. She loves to say prayers, and all we do is bond over music all the livelong day. She'll listen to what she wants and shees, Mom, how about you surprise me with the next song, which the surprise she always wants to be I Want It that Way by Backstreet Boys.

00:56:33
Speaker 2: But she loves that other song, not that one, the one about the.

00:56:39
Speaker 1: Love you guys, I Got You by Sierra, which is her song to her kids, and every time I play it, I could literally soab.

00:56:46
Speaker 2: My eyes out, and she loves.

00:56:49
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's basically about like I'll take all the pain, I'll take all the blows.

00:56:53
Speaker 3: Like I've got your back, yes, yes.

00:56:55
Speaker 1: And Ocean will look at me and be singing in the back like this, and she'll do her heart Yeah. Heart hands.

00:57:02
Speaker 3: I love it, and I like how she does it our way and not like the stupid one handed way.

00:57:06
Speaker 1: That's a hard way. I don't think she knows how to do it.

00:57:08
Speaker 3: Don't teach her.

00:57:09
Speaker 1: Yeah, new gen thing, Yeah, she's she's generation Alpha. She and again double pisces. She's like, I don't fall in line with what y'all are doing. This is what I'm into.

00:57:20
Speaker 2: She's fun.

00:57:21
Speaker 1: It'll be interesting to receive. I know we'll have a sobbing Gigi on the pot the moment we start at dinner, she goes like with Ocean, I mean.

00:57:31
Speaker 2: I started without crying. I can crying.

00:57:35
Speaker 1: Now you should go for it. Look at her her eyes arter it.

00:57:38
Speaker 3: It's okay.

00:57:39
Speaker 2: I adore that child so much.

00:57:42
Speaker 1: I know, to the point where I'm like, so so is overhir No, I adore.

00:57:45
Speaker 2: You know what Sosa is going to be my chick when she starts toddling.

00:57:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, when the toddler starts toddling, I think Sosa is going to be intense, way more intense than Ocean.

00:57:55
Speaker 2: That's all right, way, mom, we got we got her.

00:57:57
Speaker 1: Before we sign off, if I want to talk to you guys about my well hours, sweet Celebrity bracket. It is now out. We are how many.

00:58:08
Speaker 3: Days in five or a madness of March though, I mean we're about four days in of games. It started Thursday and went to Sunday and now I think next week. Yeah, so it'll pick up Thursday for Sweet sixteen and then the Sweet sixteen will go into Elite eight, into the Final four, into the National Championship.

00:58:28
Speaker 1: I love it. So you guys know who our housewives are who are facing off. We'll discuss that next week on the bonus episode. Yes again for those of you guys who are living under a rock and don't know how to vote, it's in the bio.

00:58:45
Speaker 3: In the podcast, So go to the podcast Instagram pagage, give that all up, Pido. It's like right under the pig.

00:58:51
Speaker 1: So basically it's most people know what the bio.

00:58:54
Speaker 3: Is, sore your photo is.

00:58:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Give Them La La pod Instagram page. You'll see the link tree. You click on it and then you'll see the Sweet Liberty bracket and that's how you're gonna vote. And next week on the bonus we'll talk all about our house So I explain most fruit all brack and if I know and guess what I'm gonna do all day today. Catch up on all my promo shows.

00:59:15
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, I'm gonna have a Heyday. Wait, I love it.

00:59:19
Speaker 1: Happy freaking hump Day.

00:59:20
Speaker 2: Who you guys? I love you.

00:59:22
Speaker 1: I hope you have the best hump day as well. Continue killing it for the rest of the week, and we will catch you on Monday.

00:59:27
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye