FWF Season 2 DRAFT! - FROM THE VAULT

Hello, and welcome to the return of the f w F I am your
very proud and excited, elated if you will moderator and host for now on
the most professional wrestler, Impact Wrestling Star and the Scottie Pivot, a wrestling
figure collecting Brian Myers. Welcome to the f w LA and I'm gonna go
first. Mark okay, welcome to the A Show Turmoil. I am your
president, Matt Cardona. I have goosebumps right now just talking about thinking about
Season two of the Figure Wrestling Federation. Well, guys, uh, you've
been joking about me making some money lately with a little extra gig while I
dug deep in the pockets and I made an offer that Brian could not refuse.
And I am the proud owner now of the thrill Zone brand myself and
I have many other people helping me out this time. Thrill Zone is own.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, you have people helping you out.
I could already I can already smell I say, wait a minute,
wait a minute. Mark. You know that I gave you thrills On at
the price of free ninety nine. Well, I appreciate that. And the
new host of the new owner of thrill Zone, smart Mark Stirling esquaredoxt silver
Balls, Jackson a wrestling figure collecting, and thank god Brosky rescued those figures
out of the clutches of a Emon earring. Gun am I right. Let's
let's get a couple of things out of the way first. This is a
Patreon exclusive season. It is a pay per view only season. However,
season one six months with all of the pay per views are available now in
your in your podcast feed just search Figure Wrestling Federation and please catch up on
season one before you even watched this draft. The first ever draft is back
on YouTube from last year, so this is a continuation. Barman and Brien
didn't want to do it. This was my way of kind of coming him
back in nothing left to prove, Broke. I wiped the floor through season
one. You actually lost. So season one is officially cannon as we move
into season two. Yes, and I you know I'm the a show that
the fans voted. I don't remember that, but I'm very very excited.
I'm also I'll admit like FWF took over my life with the weekly shows,
the figure photography. You think you think it really did I had the permanent
setup. So now which is just one show a month, And and here's
the thing, there's no like, let's get this out of the way.
It's making cut and dry. It's strictly one half hour each and you present
a show, no weeks of TV leading up. It's show, show versus
show. No sneaking, no loopholes, right Mark, Sure, yeah,
exactly. And these will be available for audio and video on the nine nine
tier of your Patreon. And when I say video, it's literally just us
talking into the camera. Yeah, for the show stop motion. There's no
stop motion. Someone always asks that, but yes, but we'll probably maybe
post some clips from time to time on our YouTube if something is hot and
heavy. But I mean, I'm definitely gonna take figure of photography for once
a month. We can do that, and we'll put that on the Instagram
and the Twitter. You're charge baby, nine tier and up. A lot
of people left the Patreon. They just were there for the FWF. They
loved it. And I know that I am talking to you right now.
Welcome back to the Patriots. SOWFFWF is Backjack. A couple of rules here,
so let's get this draft out of the way with the rules. First
one, we will each have twenty seven participants roster members, men or women.
A manager is a roster pick, a woman is a roster pick.
A man is a roster pick. All teams are not small people parts,
right. We will each have the opportunity before we start this draft or shake
up or whatever you want to call it, to keep our current champions and
to keep five other members of our active roster. So in theory we can
save ten members of our active roster. After that there will be a coin
toss whoever gets to pick first. We'll pick one pick. Really, it
could be from the other person's show for people who were never drafted before.
And a big thing to mention is that the draft picks bone Crunching Action wwf
W, CW Toy Biz and ECW sanfranc Toy Makers. But for this time,
for season two, we're incorporating the new bone crunches from Jack's get some
new blood in there. They show aka KB Backlash series if you want to
get real technical with that, and there's some heavy hitters in that there are
So a train is on the board, A train is on the board,
I might he's on my list of people on my list. So do we
need to list who our rosters are? Mark? Do you have that list
anywhere? Sure? If you I can read that out to you, that
a killing that time. Can we just have d free to make some nice
roster graphics there will go up here. Well, I can just read it.
I have a really right in front of me. Get it. Uh.
The thrill Zone brand ended the season with the following The rock Yokozuna,
Scott Hall, Randy Savage, Seawn Michaels, Brett Hart, Owen Hart,
The Giant, Justin Hawk, Bradshaw, New Jack, i'm Ed Johnson,
Mike Awesome, Vampirocaine, Tommy Dreamer, Brian Pillman, Mick Foley, Sandman,
Hardcore, Holly Lance, Storm, Chris Candido, Shane Douglas, Bam
Bam Bigelow, Disco Inferno, Flash Funk, Chronic, The Dudley Boys,
The Legion of Doom, Roddy Piper, Raven, gold Dust, Dennis Rodman,
Marlena Lunavashan Cyrus, The Virus, Brian Lee and Star Squad bro The
Champions, FWF Champion Scott Hall, Interstate Champion, Mike Awsome, Hardcore Champion,
Hardcore, Holly Tag, team champion, the Boogie Knights, all Right,
Turmoil, Haul Cogan, Scott Steiner, Chris Jericho, Jeff Jarrett,
Stone, Cold, Steve Austin, Stay, Undertaker, Ultimate Warrior, Paul
Behr, Billy Gunn, Road Dog, Triple h Rick Flair, Deborah China,
Taz Ken, Shamrock, RVD, Shane McMahon, Kevin Nash, X,
Pac Goldberg, DDP Billy Kidman, Ray Mysterio, Booker, t Stevie,
Ray Edge, Christian Gangrel, Savio, Vega, The Godfather, de
Lo Brown, Mark, Henry the Sultan, and Henry O Godwin. And
the champions finished as Stone, Cold, Steve Boston, Scott Steiner, Taz,
I'm sorry Stonekell Steve Bustin was the FF champion, Interstate Champion with Scott
Steiner, Hardcore Champion was Taz, and the tag team champions were Billy Kidman
and Ray Mysterio as the New Brood. All right, so you want to
just get into it. So we are keeping five from our roster, and
we can keep our champions. In theory, we can cut everybody and you'll
get additional picks, yes, and then once we get to the twenty fifth,
the twenty sixth and twenty seventh will be mystery picks that will just text
to Brian. Yes, all right, you want to say who you're keeping?
We had several mishaps last year. Okay, keeping you want me to
start first? Sure, you want to flip a coin for this? Well,
this doesn't matter, good doesn't matter. I mean, well it kind
of does. Actually, yeah, there's strategy involved in that. I'll go
first. Okay. I am keeping Thrill Zone is keeping. I am keeping
Hold on the Rock. I am keeping Yoko Zuna. I am keeping Randy
Savage, I am keeping Mick fully damn and I am keeping one two,
three, four, Yeah, one more. That's for new Jack whoa wow.
I will admit Macho was high on my list. Obviously, go back,
Queen, roll the footage of what happened last time when I forgot the
draft Macho. I wish we could. I wish we could roll the footage
of me waking up to text from you for a week straight, just trying
to trade. Are legal even after this? We can trade, and if
you want to offer money that, there's no rules against that. There's no
rules against that. It's just really weird. So can you say again who
you picked thrill Zone has the rock Yoko Zuna, Macho Man, Mick Foley,
which is three characters. Keep in mind great and Rip the original gangster
new Jack. Now listen, I will say, Mark, I wasn't sure
how your drafting abilities would be, but you took four guys. I was
thinking of, all right, well, I am going to keep for champions
Scott Hall, Mike Awesome, I'm going to keep the Boogie Nights so Flash
Funk and Disco Inferno, and I am going to let go of hardcore Holly
Whoa. Okay. So I am coming into the draft with with nine characters,
got it, okay? And you will get that pick at the very
end, the before your surprises, Yes, before your surprises. Yep.
Okay, all right, one more time thrill Zone the rock Yoko Zuna,
Machu Me and Randy Savage, Mick Foley, New Jack, Scott Hall,
Mike Awesome, Flash Funk, and Disco Inferno. Okay. I am going
to keep my world champion Stone Cold, Steve Austin. I am going to
keep my interstate champion Big pupa Pump Scott Steiner. I am going to keep
my hardcore champion Taz, and I am going to keep the tag team champions
full, keep Billy Kidman and Raymisterio. Now, the five roster members that
I am keeping are the man who shocked the world and debuted at major fests,
Chris Jericho, I am keeping the newly Red and Yellow Hulk Hogan,
I am keeping Edge, I am keeping Christian, and I am keeping the
Undertaker. Hmm, no surprise is there really? Uh? If I had
a list of Roski's roster in front of me, it's exactly who I like,
who I would assume he'd take. Right. So Turmoil, Stone,
gold See, Boston, Scott Steiner, Taz, Billy Kidman, Raymonstereal,
all champions stay. Five roster members that stay are Chris Jericho, Hulk,
Hogan, Edge, Christian and the Undertaker. All right, so I'll admit
I am I am nervous right now. So after all that Mark is the
only one of getting an extra pick, but that will be public and you
both still have your two mysteries at the end. Right, So you got
you're ready for a little coin toss. Let's let's do it. I don't
really have loose change. So I ran around the house and I went into
Mackenzie's Disney Princess purse. I found this Saint Patti's Day coin she got at
school. So what's the tails. It's either a shamrock or the back that
says like happy Saint Patrick's Day. Okay, so which one is the head?
Is the shamrock? We call it shamrock or okay? So who gets
to call it? You can? You're the returning okay, returning? Okay,
Now let me ask you this, say shamrock or text based text?
Basically, what's up? Mark? If you win? Yeah, can you
choose whether or not you want to go first? Second? Sure? Defer?
I mean that's bizarre. I guess you could. Okay, all right,
stupid decision, but okay, ready, yep, shamrock text? All
right, so I won first? I won, I am going second.
I don't even he deferred his pick. I am going second. You get
two picks in a row. The embarrassed throws on brand, So it doesn't
make any sense. Two picks in a row, and you get the first
pick in the supplemental draft next month. That's my choice. Who says who
says? Who? We didn't. That's what we did last year. It
is a trade off of the next time you're doing monthly. You gave up
your you gave up that you didn't lose, you gave it up. So
I still get the first pick. Yes, you get the first This makes
no sense. But next time in the supplemental draft, you gave up.
You gave it up. Yes, he would still have it. Wait why
did I give it up? I won? So I choose to Mark saying
that you're still picking first though, so he should have it, should trade.
Okay, that's the whole that my whole strategy here. Okay, so
shrud we set the timer. You have the timer set for ninety seconds.
I don't even need the timer. Come let me, let me put it
on my clock. So for when this happens. Are you ready? Yeah?
Coming to turmoil. Man. That's why I was like, Mark,
what are you doing? This is the next big thing? Number lestener great
to turmoil. It's official, Mark, You're on the board with the first
pick h in the Thrill Zone draft. Here, I'm drafting also some new
blood, and I will be selecting Kurt Angle ooh nice one. Okay,
ither you can get bald Kurt or not uh, And I will also be
selecting Uh. You know what, let's go sting ooh man can stand around
whom My twelfth pick coming two turmoil is hm hm. This is tough,
guys, This is tough, but it's big on the big red machine.
Okay, that's gonna be guy Mark. You're on the board, all right,
ninety seconds. Uh, we're gonna go. We're gonna go star Power
here, and I will be selecting Sean Michaels. All right back, he's
a thrill zone legend. I will also be going star Power, but I'll
be going with this man. He's not just any man. He's a hit
man, Brett hit Man heart Wow. All right, that actually makes my
That makes my next pick fairly easy. I will be selecting Owen Hart Block,
a block pick, we call that. I will big storyline block right
there. I will be selecting for my fourteenth pick, the former interstate champion,
the chosen one, Jeff Jared. I thought it was going to be
someone else, alrighty, I am going to go with uh hmm. Okay,
you know what is the timer going, Brian Timer is going I probably
a whole minute. Let's do it right now, folks, you're waiting for
it. You knew it was gonna happen. The nature boy rick. Wow.
I am going with the Commissioner of Turmoil Shane McMahon storyline pick as well.
Alrighty uh, I'm gonna go oh with Ken Shamrock mm hmm. I
am going with Jeff Hardy Nice. I am going with Matt Block pick trade
bait strategy pick right there. I am continuing storyline, so for storyline purposes,
I am going with Gangrel mm hmm. All right, I am picking
right now. Mark Henry, the World's strongest man somebody going to was one
half of Tag Team of the Year. He was. I am picking Nice
another if you, I swear to God, if you put him in the
NW oh, I will go right up to. I mean the other nWo
members are available still big names. Uh And speaking of that, I will
pick Kevin Nash. Geez, how deep could the big sexy fall in this
draft? I am picking Triple h Damn. That's a deep fall too.
I am picking uh Hawk hm wow. I am China. Oh my gosh,
Mark's got a full tag team could have done it. I am picking
Animal. Yeah, say Jesus, don't risk that again. I am picking
d low Brown coming back. I'm going to get that Singles running turmoil,
trying to see where we where we are here with you? Let me hear
I'm pausing the clock. Let's take a look here. Thrill Zone has one,
two, three, four, five, six, eight, twenty.
I believe I have twenty one, yes, and then you have twenty one.
So it's marks pick. Yes, okay, yes, I have twenty.
I will be picking ummmm mhm, I will be picking balls. Mahoney,
buddy like that. I will be picking Tommy Dreamer. Your last pick
before that was tom it was China, right brown, Tommy Dreamer. Alright,
I have the whole I know, but I'm just I'm just keeping everyone's
name is gonna be spelt correctly on mine, so oh mine who Kevin?
No, thank you? All right, I'm gonna go bam bam bigelow right.
I am going to go gold Dust. Alrighty blocks, I am going
to go doctor Death. Steve Williams what what's okay? He was on my
list. I am going to go head banger mash Okay, I am going
to go Dennis Rodman. He's back. So this is my my final pick.
Uh, I'm gonna go with head banger Thrasher. We have the head
banger. I was going to say, don't put any suspense on that one.
Jeez, I would have been insane if you picked someone else. So
this is my twenty fifth pick, which would be the final of the uh
out in the open draft. Right, yeah, but you were missing Yeah,
well no his other You got two picks right now and they're both public,
and then then you both have two more yeah. Wait wait, wait,
so this is my twenty fifth pick, So this is my last public
and then twenty six twenty seven your drop picks public drop back? Right,
But isn't this the drop pick twenty five? No, you dropped Cordcore.
Holy I know, let me count hold on? So that No, that's
twenty How many roster members are we ending with? Twenty seven twenty seven?
Right? So two surprise picks right or one? Two? Okay, So
this is my twenty fifth so twenty six and twenty seven will be surprising.
Oh so this is the last public you use the two? Yes, I'm
going even, yes, I'm going last exactly. So my last public pick
here will be Marlena nice storyline stuff. I like it. Okay, So
now I get a first public pick, I mean, I'm sorry, private
pick, Yes, and I texted to Brian, which is automatically going to
be yours because Mark hasn't gone yet. Okay, let me make sure I
only texted to Brian. Mm hmm, still waiting night. Man, how
is this person not in the draft? I'm disgusted, and you know what
I should. Mark probably doesn't even know any better. Oh that's what I
was baking on. He doesn't even didn't even do his research. Disgusting.
I'm gonna tell you that I know what you're talking about. And I didn't
want him because I think he's a jobber. Okay, here's my pick coming
in scary whoa and spelt wrong? Thanks Mark? Unreal? Is that is
that an? Okay? Yeah, it's okay. You ready for my final
pick? You got him Rosky? All right, here's my interesting one.
Someone I thought was gonna get drafted last time I ever did. And yep,
very got that. Mark. You're in. We are all set,
no no duplicates, all right, So this is it? I mean,
I will I will say I was hoping to get Macho Man. I was
hoping to get you know, I mean, Macho Man, rock Yoko Foley
were guys like I was hoping to get I knew you weren't going to get
rid of Scott Hall. He was the guy on the fence. To be
honest, h Let's get a full recap here. Thrill Zone, The rock
yoko Zuna, Macho Man, Mick Foley, Wait, don't say the secret
guys. I put stars next to her name. Thrill Zone, The rock
Yokozuna, Macho Man, Mick Foley, New Jack, Scott Hall, Mike
Awesome, Flash Funk, Disco Inferno, Kurt Engel, Sting, Shawn Michaels,
Owen Hart, Rick Flair, Ken Shamrock, Matt Hardy, Mark,
Henry, Kevin Nash Hawk, Animal Balls, Mahoney, Bam Bam Bigelow,
Doctor Death, Dennis Rodman and Marlena, Turmoil, Steve Austin, Scott Steiner,
Taz Billy Kibben, raymus Stereo, Chris Jericho, Hulk Hogan, Edge,
Christian Undertaker, Rock Lesnar who I would have bet my children's lives on
that would be the number one pick? And he was Caine, Brett Hart,
Jeff Jarre, Seane McMahon, Jeff Hardy, Gangrel, The Giant,
Triple h China, Delo Brown, Tommy Dreamer, gold Dust Mash and Thrasher.
Now any trade offers looking at your roster right now, would do you
do? Wow? Coming in hot bronck lesnar for Doctor Death sounds. I
think that doctor Death can win in a fight back in nineteen ninety eight.
I mean I I took doctor I took Dodor deathm obscurity and peg warming and
made him a star. I made him a star. But no, I
will I decline that. I can't believe it. I do have a an
offer for you. Okay, it's a four for one deal, four for
one, but I have to drop people. You would not you would have
additional people, and you'd have to do three picks right now. Secret No,
no, no, no, I lose my picks for next time.
No, I lose them right now, which I want to be when you
really think about it, though, a big roster is not needed in when
You're fucking one show. I disagree, because you're gonna need like bodies and
stuff for war show. Here's what I think I'm going to leave people out.
Here's yeah, I think so too. You will get the full act
of the new brood of my current champions Raymisial, Billy Kidman, and Gangrel.
Also, you will get Mark. Henry's partner d Loo Brown tagged me
the year, so your tag tin division is hot over there. However,
he wants Machia. I want Scott Hall, the champ, the chant folks,
which gives you creative liberty to have a tournament. I'm really just handing
you booking advice. Well, I already need to have some sort of title
match tournament sub situation because I don't even have a hardcore champion right so we
have to figure that out. But I don't know, you know what,
I'm gonna stick with Scott Hall because I don't think I need a big roster.
I think that if this was if I was doing TVs, no doubt
about it, no doubt about it. But since we're doing one show,
I want to stick with a smaller roster, and I'm going to keep Scott
Hall for some star power because I think I really went with no names towards
the end. Strategy is very different with no TVs. I agree, yes,
it is different. You don't really need enhancement guys anymore. Great trade
off, and I'm not even that high on Scott Hall, to be honest,
I don't even really have a storyline planned for him at the moment.
That's that's upsetting to hear an insulting the stuff. My other trade off is
the champion, though obviously you know I'm not gonna do four for one if
he's not your world champion. However, I will give you the act of
the New Brood Gangrell Ramiser and Billy Kimp and my current champions. They could
literally come over there star power a three for tag team champions at all and
unify the belts. Well, no, they don't come with the belts.
They don't come with the belts, but they could come over with the cred
of being you know, for the macho man Randy Savage. Oh absolutely not.
Wow, Wow, big plans for Macho, Big plans for Macho.
He's going to be put in flair over the territory. But it's jobbing the
flare six months in a row, just the way Mark likes it. Man.
There's so many guys too that I still want to get. But so
anyways, what we're gonna do. Yeah, I don't have any other trade
offers, So this is it for the draft, and we could theoretically,
all right, this is the month right now, is the month of July.
You're listening to this at some point in the middle of July, or
if you're watching on YouTube, it's August. Yes, and it's August,
and if you want to hear the first episode, you have to go to
our patreoon. That's right. So in August we will have the first show.
Do you have the name of your pay per view? Absolutely? Okay?
Heat stroke too, heat stroke too, heat stroke too. This is
the bad answer, and I do not. I do not have the You're
not always ready heat stroke ninety eight. I don't even recall what Brian called
his first pay per view, but me either. I positively will go with
the same ones. But anyway, maybe adrenaline or Adrenaline rush or whatever.
Have the notes on my iPad and guys, this will go six pay per
views all the way to Major Fest two in January, and that will be
the end of season two. I love it now. We might add a
couple of things in between. I'm gonna come up with the wild card situation
for sure, But there's months share. There's no loopholes, loops, the
wheel of fate, you know where you know, injuries force trade, it's
going down. No loopholes in the sense of no TVs. You have a
half hour to tell your story, to say your show. And then another
rule that I'm making here and by now, if you're watching on YouTube,
we already know the figures must be bought. You can't just like pretend you
have a guy. So Mark, that means you got to you know,
I got to get that angle. That's all really ball angles cheap. I
think going with the hair of a little tougher to get Yeah. Oh and
ball's mahoney, he wasn't drafted. He was drafted. I drafted up.
I mean last time he's out from any current roster. No, all right,
well, I mean I'm I'm happy with my roster. This was this
was a lot of fun. I'm not sure if I'm I'm oh, well,
I will be playing in the Creative Pro Fantasy Football League this year.
But I was very happy to do this. This is gonna be a fun
year. Brian really missed out because this is the easy season. But this
is what I tell my students of Creative Pro. And this kind of reminds
me of the situation if you truly love something and care about it, it's
gonna stay with you, right. So what I tell kids at create pro
is. If you're not thinking about wrestling or creative pro when you leave this
building, then it's gonna be a lot harder for you to be successful.
So that's what's gonna happen here with the FWF. You think it's not going
to consume you, but you'll be thinking about it. I've been already thinking
about I already have Listen, I'm saying right here, right now, I
already have the main event for for Major Fest two booked. I'm not surprised,
just like my picks were all designed around the storylines that I have.
So I will say right now the Interstate title match and the efternoor title match
for Major Fest is already booked. Now, could plans change cards upthing to
change, sure, But last time sometimes people get over, you know,
extract. So last time I made two things in my mind, I said
I was doing Sting Verse Taker, and I said I was doing Auscifer's Hogan,
and I went all the way there six months in the making. And
now there's there's two storylines that will go six months in the making again,
and I'm very very excited for this. All right, what if we're not
handling the TVs is there you gonna get like a ten minute recap window or
something to catch people up to speed of what happened what last month, Like,
there's gotta be something to bridge the gap from paper. No, it's
just shows. Think about it, like DNA whatever it was. Okay,
we're just we have to There's gonna be a lot of postmatch angles. I
think it's gonna be like a combination of like it's gonna be like a really
good raw. Yeah you know what I'm saying. Okay, but you have
a half hour, So that's that's something something's gonna have to bridge. Yeah,
it can't just be match match match. There's no storytelling there, gotcha.
But so you have a half hour to figure it out. And I
picture it like like an indie show. You know, there's no I mean,
cap has CAPTIV, but normally you don't, and you have to tell
those stories month to month. And that's what we're doing here, Turmoil Thrill
Zone. I'm very very excited, and hopefully along the way we will get
the official titles for the figures. That's also oh yeah yeah yeah, So
all right, all right, well I'm excited, guys. I'm gonna start
booking now. Looking forward to it, So make sure you sign up Patreon,
dot com, slash Major with tier and up, and if you want
to catch up on season one, just go to your podcast app wherever you
get your podcast, type in Figure Wrestling Federation and listen to six months and
all the pay per views, and I'm telling you you're gonna be hooked.
It's a television show, bro. Yes, I wonder, I wonder if
he's gonna like my show. We'll see, all right, I got