Revisiting WWE SmackDown! 2005 Undertaker Plays Mind Games On Randy Orton, 9 Nights To Armageddon, Best Of 7 Series, JBL One Eyed Monster

Boys on back. Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, Episode number two hundred and
two, Episode two. We're back. We're doing it. It's better,
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That's good. Well, today we're talking about w w E SmackDown for
December nights two thousand and five. Oh what a lovely month and a lovely
year and a lovely program that w B SmackDown on. I think this is
the Friday, which is Thursday, Friday, Friday. I gave up from
Friday. It's Friday for sure. They have a tagline in here that was
incredible, And I will tell you okay, I'll let you get that going
later then. Yeah, I said, w SmackDown Friday nights. How's your
lips come on spoiling. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, but this is
in the middle of I believe the bill to Armageddon, the classic Armageddon,
the legendary Armageddon. Yeah, this is nine nights, specifically nights away from
Fridays. No, I'm sorry that that is coming out the same month I
saw this year, which I don't get all exciting. No, it's not
any out there night, not sug night. No, no, no problem.
Let me give you guys some deadlock updates here before we get into everything.
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right, Now, it's time to get into WWE SmackDown December nights, two
thousand and five a very mystical time in wrestling history. Mystical, mystical,
a lot of different words you could use for this era of of Smackdowns.
As we set the top, it's on Fridays. Uh and uh, that's
kind of around the time where I stopped watching SmackDown. I feel like I
really focused time in wrestling is coming up. Do you know when the exact
like what you watched last and was like I'm sucking out of this or what?
No, I actually have no idea. I do know I stopped before
the uc WTV show. Okay, that's what I was six closing in my
final days because I do remember Molina and shit, I'll talk about this on
this episode. Yeah, do you remember did you watch the Mania that year?
Do you remember that? Which one? Sorry? That would be twenty
two? The one we did was that? The one in ms H No,
it's in Chicago. Uh that's uh, the Mickey and Trish match someone
that was John Cena and giving Bookard a bulldog or facebuster on the posters on
the Yeah, Ray beats Kurt and Norton. Then, Uh, I don't
have any like memory today. I'm sure I did. I'm sure it's something.
Yeah, the Edge Folly match. Remember you remember that match? Is
that on that show? Yea? It is? Okay, Yes, I
do remember that one. Okay, well all right, so but I don't
remember. Yeah, no, no memories of my life are attached to that.
You have a boy girl party for that show, doesn't like? Man,
I already went in money in the bank. No, that doesn't.
Sorry, man, I don't remember too much of that, to be honest,
But Tony want you to fucking remember man? Oh well, I'm not
nothing. You say you didn't go back to bro Yeah, man, he
abandoned Roh for this, So well, before we get in that SmackDown,
let's take a look at what was going on in the wrestling world with the
observers. From the Wrestling Observer newsletter from December fifth, two thousand and five.
Here's a promotional war story Meltzer rights. On November twenty sixth at an
age of the gorgon Nights Okay it is I wish it was a w show
in Berwin, Illinois, Jimmy Jacobs through the IWA mids Off title into a
garbage can oh fucking God and claimed they owed him money and talked about the
promotion of everyone money some of the reasons that they still o punk money to
this day. According to the NBA Mid South website, the next day,
Ian Rotten talked with Jacobs and said he did so for a pay day from
aaw and claimed he didn't tell Rotten ahead of time because it's easier to ask
for forgiveness forgiveness than permission, which I guess it is true. Uh.
He said he nobody was working for Ian Rotten to get paid. There was
no Josh Abercrombie was working for peanuts. He was kidding, slapped her head.
Fuck you. Uh. Jimmy said he he didn't mean what he did,
and the reason he gave u he did it was to prove that it
was uh that he didn't get Okay, sorry, this is written real fucked
up here. He said he didn't mean whate something real fucking crazy and it's
it's pretty weird worded. He said he didn't mean what he did, and
the reason he gave to prove it was that he said he wasn't getting paid
when he really was, and that in the end it was for publicity for
IBA mid South. Rotten said he considers it as an act of aggression by
AW and if anyone is working for AW, he won't book them for IBA
Midsouth, and Jacobs is still recognized as the champion. Wow, so are
thin not pay him? Meltzer finally say something about this specifically on the show
announce We're not paying. Yeah, you gotta do something fucked up to be
an indie to get listed on your order. You know, anything we've done
is not right. Sadly, in TNA News, there was an issue this
past week involving Team three D. They were scheduled as major parts of the
November twenty nine tapings. However, the booking committee didn't get word until November
twenty eighth that they were in Japan for the Real World Tag League, which
is All Japan's. There was a major miscommunication on the issue, so the
Dudley's went to Japan worked the events for All Japan on November nineteenth, as
well as Kirkinhall on November twentieth. Then they were told they had to be
there for the tapings for TNA, but given the date of November twenty second,
So they left Japan and then showed up and nobody was at the show
because there was no November twenty second date. Wow. So they showed up.
Yeah, they were told it was for the November twenty nine tapings,
but they were told the twenty second And then they showed up and they went
to the building and nobody was there. Wow. Yeah. I think they
had to finish the fucking tournament for it all. I can't imagine taking that
Japan flight for something like that, showing up and nobody being there. Wonderful,
dude, Holy shit, what do you I don't know two thousand and
five, Japan flights were but imagine airplanes sucked. From what I understand,
they were a ton cheaper. So like going to Japan was like really cheap
because like not a lot of people were going to Japan for a lot of
reasons. Like it was like if your wrestlers were to go wrestle, but
it's not like the trap, Like I don't think there was a lot of
tourists travel back and forth at that point, so they were. It was
actually probably a lot nicer. I couldn't imagine doing that now, like coming
back and going like I'd be like, I don't not coming, I don't
know, I'm not working for one of these I'm not gonna these coffees anymore
after this day. I'll tell you that much. In WWE news, Madison
Square Garden is now charging two hundred and eighty five thousand dollars for rent per
night, and that doesn't include staffing for events. That probably explains why WWE
has pulled out, because if you take those costs plus advertising based on drawing
fifty five eighty five hundred fans for a house show, which is what they
get today, they can't make any money. So that doesn't even matter anymore.
Yeah, you're right that they get like forty million dollars or running Audi
Arabia. They where they Wantah, you weren't even advertising. We'll do backyard
and Vince's backyard. Yeah whatever they want. Yeah, fuck it, who
cares? I imagine the rent is astronomically different now from Madison Square Garden right
here. They they renovated it and made it higher. I fucking bet man.
Yeah it's crazier now. Yeah, that's nuts. They did that to
the Manhattan Center and Hammer Sign too. I think that's right. They I
know they definitely did it for Manhattan. No, not did they do in
Manhattan Center? Yeah? I guess they did. Yeah, you're right.
Yeah. Yeah, we got a story here about our good friend who into
Guerrera. It's been a while who did stories, so they must be backlogged
or something, says Melcher, who want to suggested to the SmackDown writers the
idea of doing him doing his own talk show called The Juice is loose.
Don't expect that one to happen. He also which he's not exactly. He
also brought up the idea of doing a program with Mysterio ending with a mask
versus mask match. When the obvious question was brought up, noting that he
didn't wear a mask, he responded that he would just put one on for
the match of the juice fucked you wear a mask? A mask? Yeah?
Yeah, he should have to put it back on it. Oh that
Oh you know what I tell you. That's even better idea. You got
to wear the mask now, Yeah, that'd be crazy. When it was
brought up to Hoovie that his ideas were all for himself and not for the
Mexicos as a group, he noted that Psychosis and Crazy aren't in his league
and he should be feeding with the top. I guess he didn't get the
note that super Crazy Face Rick Eff and Blade fucking clue bed God I hove
into it is What a treasure? What a treasure? Yeah, he's like,
legit, the most pro wrestling ass. Dude, Dude, he I
think you've talked about it before. Guys that are made for pro wrestling,
like Steiner is a guy made for Yeah, they couldn't exist outside of this
right there. From The Observer, December twelfth, twousand and five. Tyson
Smith, twenty two years old, who wrestles as Kenny Omega was signed to
a developmental deal and we'll start in January with Deep South. While Noah didn't
pick him for the scholarship for the Pro Wrestling Noah Scholarship camp put on by
Harley Race that Omega attended, John Lauren I just liked something about him and
invited him to Deep South in October for a bigger look, and then offered
him a contract and also signed was Midwest indie wrestler Brad Bradley. Bradley and
I really we're looking at two stars right there. I mean, they both
changed the game. Any Omega would go on to do something and then who
fucking cares? Brad Bradley would go on to fucking invent the boomstick. So
Brad Bradley going to ruin my fucking life, which is very interesting. But
Kenny would bypass all of that completely. Let you know, you have to
respect to someone, you do have to respect that. He would go to
HD NET and fucking have four minute matches and everyone be like, what the
fuck is going on here? And then everybody would now Kenny, yeah,
yeah, Kenny, Brad brad A couple more things here from the Observer from
December nineteenth, two thousand and five. Matt Hardy has some heat on him
in the SmackDown locker room, It mainly can you guess who this would possibly
be? With the sheat no, but no, you're well no, think
of somebody that would be just a big pain in the ass in the j
ye you're close. Yeah, that was a good fucking you were like right
there. That was the guess who of bags, tapable liquorsaker. There's only
two answers. Well, hard he has some heat on him. It stems
from Survivor series. In the closing scene where SmackDown guys were celebrating and Undertaker
came in and cleaned house, Hardy was supposed to take a choke slam from
an Undertaker. Apparently, Hardy told whichever agent that was giving him the word
that he was just starting to gain a little momentum and thought he would slow
him down. Naturally, this got back to Undertaker. In catering, there
were showing the Raw vers SmackDown match back again. When Undertaker's running was shown,
Undertaker told whoever was in control to rewind the tape. He pointed out
when he came in and was cleaning house, how hard he rolled out of
the ring and started browbeating him, calling him a mark for rolling out.
Dude, even Undertaker does bail out Cheese is fucking bulls? First off,
Yeah, go ahead, there's a little more here. He said that they
perhaps could have made an angle out of it some way, but basically Undertaker
said he wouldn't work with him. He told Hardy to reverse the positions and
if he was the vet on top and some young guy pulled that, how
would he feel? He asked Hardy, what kind of message did he send
in the locker room? Are you better than everyone else? He asked him.
Hardy was said to have his head down and just took it. This
may have explained why Hardy was buried by Orton later in the show in his
long promo and then had an eight minute edited off his match. Okay,
so Matt Hardy, young guy. Apparently Matt Hardy's been in the WWE for
well twenty right, Yeah, he's been here even Jeff were jobbers in what
ninety six, ninety seven? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they've been here for legit as pretty much almost as long as Row has
been around period. Sure, that's exactly absolutely, you're right and like,
yeah, he wasn't at the top of the car, but he's like very
primarily featured in WBE for the entire stint that he was there. So Undertaker
says, yeah, man, you yourself for me, Like, hey,
I'm gonna roll out there. I'm trying to try to make some money,
just trying to you know, let me slam like everybody even noticed it either
like I do nothing. What's the one met hearty chokes I'm gonna do for
undertakers of this story is me whooping your ass? I would have an angle
one where I kick your ass and beach. How would you feel if the
positions were reversed and you WoT my ass? I want to let that happen.
You are a Mark that's screaming no, you are Mark. Last piece
of news here. Hulk Hogan has been spreading Uh yes, hasn't been spreading
good cheer of late, regarding WWE, saying, after all the buys he
drew at SummerSlam, his payoff was good if it was the pale for my
limo driver. Oh my goodness, is this after he already got five for
the missed Americas? Has to be yes, yes, yeah, So he's
been in bad spirits of the duty for a minute. Now, well,
my limo driver would have got paid that brother. That's gnarly line. Yeah,
that's like believable. Everyone's shittiest bastard of all time. Fucking mark that
was That was right? That is the wrestling news from around the time.
Now let's talk about SmackDown December ninth, two thousand and five. All right,
now it's time to get into the actual ww smack Down for December nine,
two thousand and five. Oh yeah, the world is watching. Oh,
very very interesting time in WB's era of wrestling. That they knew the
forever they knew their audience, man for sure, it didn't uh they did
for years. All right, So we start off here with a cold open.
Randy Orton, of course, survived Survivor Series. Yeah, was that?
Was it? In a row? Tony? Was that the third straight
year in a row? He survived the traditional Survivor ses Dawn? How about
that Dawn Undertaker bit? The Druids come out and this is when did this
happen exactly? Was this last SmackDown or sometime before this after the Survivor Series
thing? I don't know if it, I don't know if I caught the
exact date this show had. It was last week. Okay, last week.
The Druids come out and they bring a casket out and then they put
it up straight up alistair black style. Oh wait, sorry, that happens
at Survivor series. Okay, this is a recasting Survivor series. Yes,
yes, so, and then yes, the Druids come out, they bring
a casket out alistair black style. It gets struck with lightning and patches on
fire, which is an insane visual. Honestly, I don't know how they
pull that shit off. And it's the Undertaker. And then Matt Hardy doesn't
take a fucking chokes him. They killed it and it would kiss me off
watching him. I was watching, dude. I sat there Little Johnny two
on five. I was fucking how was I was like thirteen or something.
I'm sitting there, I'm watching. I'm like, dude, Matt Hardy was
supposed to take that choke slam and kissing me off, fucking jumps off my
roof. I called him a Marks because that's Undertaker's name. Well, he
did come out and fuck Buddy off. To be fair, Jay, he
did, because he's had some here. He is well. Undertaker, by
the way, coming out lightning. This is a very crazy This is the
craziest version of the Undertaker that's ever existed. Yes, like this is the
most out of pocket and mythical ass Undertaker that they've ever seen up to this
point. They are tripling down on his spooky abilities here. Yeah, so
he used to be the guy came out and then like they'd sell like it's
good and colder and yeah, you can feel the two lightning spot but that
was like yeah, but the lightning and ever. Yeah, the lightning never
really did much. It was just like whoa, he kind of like does
that sometimes. But they the Druids brought a casket out and then they got
struck and lightning caught on fire, and the Undertaker returned from a portal and
hell, this is crazy just to come into Survivors series. Yeah, that's
right, it's his return after I think Orton loaded Undertaker up into the back
of Eddie Guerrero, who had recently passed away his Lowrider and drove it backwards
into the SmackDown stage and killed Undertaker as well. Wow, so it killed
Undertaker with Eddie Guerrero who had died his car. Yeah, through the I
mean through the fucking set, like the set piece at the top of the
ramp, and then it exploded and fucking like caught on fire. He killed
him. What the fuck is the engine in the back? What did that?
Explosives in the trunk before all the time and the trunk well, cowboy
Bob did it? Oh shit, sticks of diamond light throwing back the car
up, destroys the set, blows it up. Yes, that's so crazy.
You could just rest, you can hit the rko, you pill he
can roll out of the bailout. And then he killed the Undertaker and that
he is the one true phenome. Now how can he killed the dead man?
Huh? He did it? Kill him? Killing him wouldn't even do
anything. You would want to pick him. You'd want to beat the phenom
right, not kill him. Anyways, that's what he did. He killed
him. But guess what man, Undertaker? Fucking did you not catch the
part where the lightning struck the casket and he got Say they watched one Friday
thirteenth movie and they said, oh, he's back. Does that only work
for him? Or like if we like, let us say in theory,
I kill Tony for whatever reason, could you bring him back that way?
You think with lightning and mythical powers, and he would come back as zombie
Santina Morella, Oh yeah, that work. So Taker then speaks over the
pa from Hell because because everyone on SmackDown has watched Saw recently, so it's
it's legit like hello Zepp, It's like hello show. By the way,
this is so dude. Yeah, as James said, fucking ominous voice from
Hell over and he legit says hello, Randy, how is your lips?
He says, this is the Undertaker. Yeah, this is DDP. I'm
cover for your wife. Is Matt Ardie? I believe the angle. Sorry,
I'm getting hell with under diggers. Here. You said Eddie was down
here. I didn't see. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's crazy. That's
right around this time. I'm pretty sure it has just happened. That's the
stuff came in, right. Is it the same episode? It might be
it is the same episode. That would track right because it's Eddie's car.
Let's just say it is and then piss off everybody that does that knows where
wrong. Well, I love doing that, Tony. It's a little favorite.
Well, lightning strikes again. Uh here he tries to stop Orton from
leaving. Then or tries to leave through the crowd. He pulls back some
drape and then there's a gasket standing there. Drus are just sending up caskets
all of the building and Taker says, you look, laws boy. You
don't know where you're going, do you, Randy? You're going with me?
Straight to a two hundred thousand buy pay per view. Ill. It
was so so stupid going to hell. Oh that's cool in a cell.
There are so much to want to pack here. This was one of the
most insane cold opens I've ever seen for a w B show in general period.
Somehow it's not as crazy as the ship that happens on this show.
Though. Do you think that this worked? Like do you think this angle
like we'll talk it, we'll break down, like this episode leading into Armageddon?
Like do you think you know Randy? For whatever it's worth, Randy
had a ton of fucking angles with dudes like he big angle guy. Yeah,
you got a ton of heat too, Like because I I don't remember,
like I don't remember me as a kid going I'm buying into this one,
you know what I mean? Like I've given that arm again I can't
remember. I definitely well, I remember it, so I guess. I
don't know if that I don't know how you weigh that, but it's at
least memorable. I don't know if it's good memorable, like the stuff.
There's a couple of things on this show. I like, that's why we
got picked it obviously, Like I remembered happening so and I remember the hell
in a Cell match, So I guess it did its job. How long
does Undertaker, and you know, we don't have to sit on it too
much here, but sure, how long does Undertaker keep doing this campy shit
because obviously he like stops doing it at some point? Is it after the
Lost stuff? Yeah? I don't see. I don't know. I feel
like he's because eventually him, him and Kane do like a fucking angle in
twenty ten where they kill Paul Bearer. I feel like, yeah, right,
yeah, Dudley Boys. Right? When did he do the Dudley Boys?
Yeah, that's right? They that was? Uh that was after this?
Is that twenty ten where they embombed him and the No? That was
two thousand seven? I want to say, oh, the Undertaker Dudley stuff
was two thousand and four. Okay, so oh fuck, it was before
that. I'm sorry, I thought it was later. Um yeah, yeah,
I don't know, Jims. I feel like in my mind, this
doesn't stop. I don't really remember. There's definitely a period where I came
back to like watching wrestling. What he seen? What Sean you think,
and like Taker is doing nothing. He's like he's like, dude, he's
just a guy they bring in. Yeah, and like he's like, he's
just Vega. But still they just brought him in as like an attraction kind
of guy. You know, we put on the card and people see it
or what. Yeah, you know what, Jams, I guess I'm looking
through it here. It doesn't I don't really see him doing as much Spooky
should after this, Like he goes on to the Mark Henry thing where he
faces him in the casket match, so maybe there, um, but then
he feeds with Great Collie and Great Colly fucks him in his ass. Yeah,
that was one of the greatest moments. There was also the you know,
I'm thinking about it, you know, the video games Smacked Down versus
Raw, like a lot of the campy ship like that was like but nine
ten eleven, right sure, so like their head to unless they just pulled
it from those years, like like this year or whatever, and they're like,
oh, we're gonna stick with this cold like yeah, you might be
right, yeah yeah, because I don't you know, the Sean era stuff,
he wasn't really doing any of that, right, No. I think
the Sean stuff was like, yeah, what it looks like here is two
thousand and seven is when it kind of okay, yeah, because he wins
Unna. But I imagined yeah, because I remember when I tuned in every
once in a while, he was just doing kind of like Vet Taker stuff.
Was like just having a match with Taker was like a big deal.
So like he turned into almost big match Taker. He's he's definitely a big
match Taker here, Like he's not good to show up to just work whatever.
I think at some point over the next few years he does just kind
of they like need him on SmackDown to draw, Like they have to have
him on the show because I think they do stuff with like Ezekiel Jackson and
Vladimartlov and show like that, right, So like they definitely at one point
that like we need you on to fuck Joe in a weekly basis like he
tapped into that actually when they wanted him to lose the Ken Kennedy, I'm
a bet, now, fuck you, I'll marry you with a chair.
Well he's not here to. I actually kick Kittie sadly. Sadly. We'll
talk about that here in a minute. But tonight on SmackDown, Crisp and
Watt and Booker t are in match three of their Best of Sarah seven series
for the US. Oh. Sorry, sorry about that, No problem,
I'm gonna I'm not so like I like Dampiers. I feel like we talked
about the SmackDown intro like a couple episodes ago, the white background SmackDown intro.
Did you guys like this one? I don't know. Yeah, it
does have the iconic heyden Reich moment though, with the screaming, yeah,
screaming. That was the only one I wrote that I lit it wrote.
I forgot hide and was in this every time I see that ship the gift
with the road Warrior shoulder pads. Of course, I was so excited to
see he's the new power of Warrior. Brother. You should have been on
this. Well, we start off the show here JBL's town Hall. Oh,
yeah, before this, they say the tagline of how I knew it
was on Friday nights. SmackDown is TV that's changing Friday nights. It's shaking
Friday nights. No, sorry, did not It actually hurt wrestling on Friday
nights for the foreseeable views. Now you can't go out. You gotta stay
home and watch tape smack Down. So, yeah, we got jbl town
Hall here to open things up. He comes out here with a little eye
patch on. He does, and Cole says, what's the eye bandage?
And the deal with the bandage? I don't do They explain, like,
what did you get poked in the eye? What happened? Yea, a
referee poke him in the lo's fucking unfortunate. Well, Jillian's out here and
she has the big fucking mole gimmick on her face. Still Boogeyman has not
bitten this off yet. Oh man, it's coming though, I think,
Yeah, we're definitely you know what, We'll talk about Boogeyman here in a
minute, and I will talk about a little more about the Boogeyman and his
spot on the show. But uh, yes, Jillian Hall, who was
Jamie's image consultant. Let's have a fucking big ass gimmick on her face.
I don't even know what it was supposed to be. It was a big
mole. I think he Vince had just watched on the Bowers, Is that
I think? So? I think I remember remember them where yeah yeah,
And and like it's the most ridiculous looking thing I've ever seen in my life.
Fucking nuts looking. Man, it looks like a fucking cinnamon roll who
came up with the idea of Boogeyman eating it. Probably Vince or he is
a fucking freaking your forty maybe maybe thirty not too short? Well, JBL
says, I want to thank you all for the love and support you've shown
me through this horrible injury. Sugar. Ray Leonard cut his career short with
an injury that was less than this one. My doctor is recommended that I
end my Hall of Fame career, but I'm not doing that. And what
bothers me the most is that people actually believe that I deserted rayn Sterio because
he teamed with Ray last week to face the Tag Champions, the Raw Tag
Champions, Big Show and Kane, who were on SmackDown. Yeah, it
was a Snackdown anniversary or something momentum, it was Super SmackDown. Ah,
the raw guys were there, Big Show and Kane were on it. This
is a super show because the guys that are on the better show are here.
Well, he said he stood by Ray through a terrible injury against Kanaan
Big Show, and the reason they lost is because Ray didn't do his part.
And the correct thing to do is to retire to his fantasy life of
money and wealth. But he understands that people with more have to give to
people with less. And you, people saved of your heart earned mone need
to come see me, and because of your support, I will not retire.
He takes off the eye bandage and it's his eyes. Fine, it's
not even gimmicked under that referee. Referees man always getting in the way,
but he will give you people, mister SmackDown, and a reason to live
and to give you people a wrestling god. Well, he's facing off against
Ray Mysterio here. Oh how about that? Well Ray is also fucking injured
here. Yeah, so Big Show power bomb. Ray on top of the
lowrider on Super SmackDown, jumped off the top rope. Big Show caught him
on the floor and power bomb him on the hood of the lowrider. That's
what they describe it as. It's not a lowrider v lowrider. Sure,
and then showing Kine hit high times on the rasterio, which is nuts and
that is why his stomach is bandaged. He's fucked up. You have to
understand that Ray and JBR are injured at the same level. Okay, it's
an equal amount of fucking pain here. Can't you see the pain jbsy power
armed off the top, fucking hit with high times, but two of the
biggest raw champions of all time, Jabil was poked in the eye by the
referee. Y Sugar Rama Sterio would have retired from an injury like j That's
called JBL a one eyed monster. At one point, Taz and Cold take
unbelievable liberties throughout this tire saw something night, this is Mike today and Tas
levels dude. At one point, Jabil gets backed into the corner and Ray
just repeated he keeps poking him an eye. Yeah, that was awesome.
Tug Cheese du Rama Cia comes out here Tas ninety nine style. He dies,
I wrote down he looks like a tiny Tazz or a normal tazz.
Actually, Jaz he was saying about there he literally had he literally had the
towel on his head, the black tawel too. It wasn't even a white
one is black tail? Just like us was taking of stuff to make fun
of Hole throughout the entire show, and you had a whole list. Also,
all all of the replays on the show are brought to you by Xbox
three sixty that's just come out. Let's see two thousand and five. Let's
see Halo two came out on the original Xbox two thousand and four into the
year. Okay, so I would imagine, yes, the three six he
had to have come out of this year. November two, two thousand and
five, November twenty second two. Okay, that's awesome. Yeah, that's
uh yeah fucking it's three sixty man, where are my three sixty eights at?
Man? Hell fucking yeah? Man? Fuck that PS three bulls.
Yeah you're playing you were on the tray brotherhood. Bro, you're a bitch.
I'll tell you right now. We're a rocket, three sixty sticks crazy
man fun with us. We had the arcade? Are you kidding me?
Like, come on, man, Netflix, watch party. You fuck it.
We have one version gotten Netflix. Watch Crash Torino's Crash course heel.
Yeah, dude, the Xbox three sixty Indie section, We're like games were
like a dollar was awesome. Bro, you never had a three sixty if
you didn't wrap it into towel, you don't even know that had so many
variations the three sixty Tony, how did you? Yeah? Man? Because
they kept coming out with him, I was like, Oh, these are
dope as fuck. I actually want to get these. Then I sall have
my first version, white one that's all dusty and stuff. It doesn't work,
though it sounds like it's like the last time, that's the way to
play. Dude. If you can't hear your Xbox three sixty, you didn't
have a Relexbox three sixty. All consoles nowadays, Man, PS four is
running on jet fumes. Its every time I hear somebody loaded up, I
know, I know you're playing on Yeah, it's either my PS five or
my air conditioner. Ray does it tilt to our head scissor and goes for
the six one nine. All of a sudden, Rays running for the six
one nine, and the fastest human being I've ever seen in my life.
Orlando Jordan shows up, pops up and annihilates right with a clothesline that was
fucking awesome. Yeah. So anyways, Batista do is here? Right?
Come on? Yeah? Right? Batista in attire three business attire that is
so sick that his Sunday Best. This is Sunday Best Batista, and he's
here to kick your fucking ass. Also also world heavyweight champion by the way,
just like, yes, world champion, that's true. Yeah, he
makes the same for Ray and his his Sunday Best is a great way to
put it. Uh and JBL and Orlando Jordan powder they're getting out of here,
but hold on a second. Playoffs. Teddy Long is here, and
I said, oh fuck fuck no, not the main event of this show?
Please? Why why watch? Why can't we watch a show without a
tag team main event? It wouldn't be a good episode if it didn't have
a tag team main event. I tell you that, well, it wouldn't
be an episode. That's true. You're right, we absolutely fall into these
jbil Teddy says JBL. Why don't you wait just right there, seeing as
you have a lot You've been doing a lot of walking around lately, but
not tonight, player, seems to me that you're getting your cabinet back together.
So tonight it's gonna be a tag team match. It will be JBO
and Orlando Jordan take it on, Ray, Mysterio and Batista, And all
the while, uh Teddy Long is explaining this, JBL is selling his eye
and point to his eyes saying out my eyehards, which is true because his
eye is injured. Well, Ted says, wait a minute, brother,
JBL, just russell one match shirt and Cole says, would you give me
a break? Wa wa? Fuck you man? For real? And then
it cuts back to the ring and Ray is being cradled in his arms.
Yeah, rom Com style? He was he holding him like that? Right?
I was cute as hell man, that's for real. That's my favorite
tag tea right here. It would be a shame if he fucking turned on
him. He better be his fucking friend. God, damn god, damn
it, man, what'd you do that for? You know how hard is
to find a bro to jump of your arms like that? Man, Dude,
I can't do that to you. Man, Come on in, blow
out my back. I'm not gonna sh okay, So yeah, eyes,
blow your back on the less, that's what's going on over Tony. We
didn't mean it, Tony. Sorry. So Randy Orton is walking backstage in
his Randy Orton has insane two thousand and five spiked hair. He does,
he does. It's almost like the guy from the TNA show we watched other
week, just he definitely thought about it. This is like, yeah,
I can't. You have to see it to believe it, Like it's so
Randy. Yeah, with the spike joint up front, no fade or anything,
full link sides, fucking spiked front, crazy looking hair here. Uh
and of course yes, his father, Bob Orton is also here, and
it's arms not broken, which is fucking weird. It is weird, but
he has hepatitis, which is you know, that's fine, that's a good
replacement. I don't know if that was ever confirmed confirmed, but I remember
that being like the story that like when they bleed in the helen a cell
because they fucking bust his shit open and hell in a cell, like he
bleeds all over Dacre and he has appatitis. Oh say, that's crazy.
God damn it. I went to have two thousand and five hair, spiky
hair, and found I wanted t is his cut. It's like but it's
like flattened in the back to like halfway up his head, so it's just
like the front piece, but like, yeah, he's not blended into the
sides at all. It's just like fucking yeah, braw dogging macom in middle.
It's crazy, man. But yester Bob Orton says, Randy, are
you sure you want to do this? You want to fucking do you want
to face the Undertaker? Randy says, sure thing, I'm gonna call him
out right now. So now it's time for the Randy Orton town Hall.
Yeah, yeah, he's here to call out the Undertaker. And he is,
uh. He charges down the ring. Is fucking theme is playing it.
He's he's all business here, He's not sucking around. He gets in
the ring and he says, under hey, Groner Taker, I'm sick of
tired dude. Orton says, man, so many times in this that I
feel like he was high, Like this was like a brother down Randy right
here trying to just get his job done. He says, I'm sticking tired
of these mind games. It's not fair, man, You're messing with my
head and I'm disclose to snapping. Man, I'm sticking in the mind games.
Man, you're making me insane, he says, Man four thousand times.
Then all of a sudden, Randy Orton's tron and his music start playing,
and he says, what the fuck but it then it starts to distort
and then go backwards and go forwards and speed up and slow down. Is
Undertaker like in the production truck in full gear. Fucking done. That's just
his powers. You know, he's got the supernatural directing Kevin Dutton slowed down.
It's the remix from Hell. He's got it. He's got like written
up man, that's like a YouTube theme, so mashup. Oh fuck,
people don't make it like that. No more down. I don't know people
could ask for the Jerish show. Organ says, this is what I'm talking
about. Taker. You think it's funny you say you're getting to be man.
I don't want to fight man. I want you this ring. I
don't want you to arm againdon I want you right here right now. Man,
Man, Man, he says, man us this man to man.
Man, Come out Taker. I think he says come out Taker like a
hundred times, like get to the point he starts like crying. He's like
fucking weeping in the ring because fucking Taker won't come out. He's pacing back
and forth, and he says, Undertaker, to be bid. I don't
want it to be like this, man, Maybe I've made a mistake.
I've done playing games. Well, my bad. He's almost crying, and
then the lights go out, gong, and they show some words on the
tron. I don't remember him saying this, but it's it's Taker like a
speaking and it says the words he's saying on the screen. It says the
gates of Hell are open night and day, and it said Virgil said that
Virgil, and say that garden near night and day. Fuck buddy Virgil.
Dude, why is Taker answer to this ship like someone on tumbler Like this
was some real tumbler as shit, like just playing like an a cursive time
fire, like a demonic fought to you. Yeah, yeah, I thought
I started going down like signs and shelling mercury is right, fuck you live
laugh low. Yeah, it's a real crazy shit. The torture of a
bad cautious is the hell of John can realize, realize real lit holy shit,
Dusty Rhodes. Dude, there was one in here that said, to
different minds, the same world as a hell in a heaven, and it
was by a dude named Ralph Waldo Emmerson. Crazy, dude, this is
like chat gypta of his vibe for two thousand and five. Like, give
me ten quotes that are spooky, give me an Undertaker promo, abandoned all
hope you who enter here. Dante from Clerks, I'm not even supposed to
be here today, Dante in a row, Sarah. So during all of
this, also, they're showing clips of Undertakers throwing man kind off the hell
and a cell and hanging the big boss Man. Yeah, that is crazy
that. I'm actually surprised they like referenced that here too. I thought that
was like, like it would not be referencing that in a few more months.
No, that goes pretty quick. Well, Randy Orton, you're in
the fast lane, now, boy, the fast lane on the Highway to
Hell. And it cuts back to Randy, who has joined the Blue Man
Group. Very sweaty as well, dude, super sweaty, super zoomed in
on his hair. Yeah, this is a look, dude, this is
undertake his blue purple lights just casting over him. He looks fucking insane.
Enjoy the ride, and then that Orton is just hugging the rope in uh
fear, I guess, and he's trying to figure out when Virgil said the
gates of bell are open it day, night, day and night. So
we have backstage Crystal is outside book Or T's locker room. Do you like
Booker T's fucking nameplate in flames? I thought that was yeah, that was
always like that. They had like a little logo the custom John. Yeah,
felt like crush Hour or some shit. Oh that's yeah, the dude
crush Hour gave them like they had to legit, like, oh fuck,
this guy's never had a T shirt. Give give Billy Gunn a logo.
Yeah, they're coming on with some crazy shit. Well, Charmel opens the
door and says, dude, this is funny as fucked by the way,
this uh, this whole Booker T thing, No, no, no,
I just wanted to say that Booker T is like his comedic timing here is
so good. Yeah, he's not only like super good, but he's also
like a fantastic worker two and he like it's legit every time. I mean,
obviously, you know, United States subtle is nothing to fucking sneeze at.
But it's crazy to me that he's not a main event guy at this
point. He's still he looks incredible, is gimmick, is fucking sweet,
and he can work his ass off. How did this guy not? How
is he not in the main event of this Joe? I think that's why
he went to TNA, Right, He's like, I'm just fucking sick of
this ship. Yeah, that's true, nothing to happening. I'm not gonna
go anywhere. It's just well, I's not gonna go anywhere. He's gonna
do nothing good in tas well. Yeah, sadly, you know, nothing
he ever did was good, ever, whatever, whatever, whatever. I
think did we talk about that, because I read that somewhere recently he talked
about his TNA run again, like he was like he went there in hopes
that he would like be able to rustle guys like Joe and AJ and do
a lot of good stuff. And he said he barely rustled any matches and
he didn't do anything, and he thought this the writing was just bad.
He did say that, but like you got to do like you got to
call most of your promos like, it's not like they wrote them for you.
He's like, yeah, promos are real bad. He did all the
promos they're He's like, yeah, I gotta go do this movie, so
I gotta do this accent or whatever, like, yeah, you do know
where you want? You know? So I didn't really like all accent,
buddy, your ideas. And he definitely faced AJ. Not only do he
face AJ, but he did a few fucking Bobby rude and shit like yeah,
and that was pretty like early on in his run. And then he
got to do main event Mafia, which is like which held is like one
of the coolest DNA ships they already had. If I remember he had a
match with Joe, didn't he like a pay for your match and stuff people
he did? Yeah, he did, Tony, I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
I want well, it was it was stinky, Joe, wasn't It
wasn't a good joke. Yeah, it wasn't. Five. She should have
laughed here before then, Yeah, could have faced him an I wa mitz
South dude, that would have been fucking insane. Before she opens the door,
I wanted to just tell you how ridiculous Crystal Is. She goes high,
Crystal, I'm outside Booker T's room and here to see if he's ready
for an interview. She she just goes up. She's just hoping that he's
there, like, I don't know, all right. So Charma opens his
door and says, what do you want? And christ said, oh,
I'm here for an interview with Booker T and you, of course. And
then the background you can hear Booker yell, who's that baby? Charmel goes
that girl, Crystal, and he says, oh, hell, yeah,
I'm here. You want to scoop ton't you? Oh yeah, I'm here,
man, I'm here. That was so fucking funny. He said,
you want to scoop tont you? You're looking for a scoop from the five
time? You want to know what's going on? Well, book a team
ben Wah And then behind him as a white board, he starts writing.
It says ben Wah and Booker on the white board and he writes ben Wah
zero, Booker two, and then after the night, Booker three. That's
what's going on right here. Bookat is doing his thing. And last week,
me and my wife, me and my baby, we got to do
commentary, I got attack. Somebody should have called the police. But that's
another story. He's gonna speak attacking me. I'll be right there in his
face. It's gonna be three to zero. Get ready to get your brooms
out for this big sweep. Now can you dig that? And Charmel says
sucka and they both look at her, and he says, now bounts on
on here bouts. Hey, man, this might be my goat man,
I don't know, like it always goes back and watch this, I'm like,
wow, Booker is Booker does no wrong. Yeah, he's also one
of my favorite commentaries ever. I mean it's yeah, he really is good
and it all facets of the wrestling business. He does pretty well. I
wish you would stop talking shit about Tao both. I'm begging you to stop
talking shit about Ta boys. That's all I need to do is stop talking
about and let right back on your show. Yeah, well right back.
So really, if you want to get the two for that big well,
Curtis Axels lost in the jungle something. I'm not sure what's going on.
What happened. You'll find out. We're gonna rock this mother, give you
some an We're gonna rock this boat. Well, Armageddon is brought to you
by Xbox three sixty Oh yeah, tas fux up the read. I can't
imagine how loud this was yelling out of beer. Joe. It's Joey Mercury
Versus is super crazy. By the way, is the match here and uh
fucking Eminem are coming out together? H Cole says, uh, I see
you enter in the ring like that, Taz, and Tess says, I'd
be there to this day. You wouldn't need to take me out on a
helicopter, an ambulance helicopter, the lights and tyrons and all that. Anyway,
smackdowns brought to you by Armageddon, spotted by fucking Armageddon comes to you
live Sunday. It's just Sus last the ones to take over for him.
So yeah, we have Joey Mercury Versus super crazy. Yes, um,
they have Eminem come out. Have Eminem come out with their whole entrance.
And they used to from the Backsea boys, dude, I swear to god
on TV they used to show the backshot from Melina, but they did,
they did. I wasn't telling dead when I was watching what I said,
What the fuck in my head. I started like yelling around my house and
I flipped my ship over and started like throwing my chair. Cult definitely,
but maybe when they moved to Fridays, you can't show as bullshit. I
think they changed it in post. They changed it in post. I feel
like they did, yeah, because I remember it. I remember dude turning
me me too effected, bro, I know, man, they were.
They were showing her ass crack crazy style. That ship was fucking super sick,
dude, Like remember lose well maybe sometimes saying does that is that mellow
yellow canary yellow? Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna let y'all slide.
I'm not gonna let y'all slide. I'm not showing the crazy entrance.
That's like it's called peacock. Come on, and then you have super crazy
to come out with the Mexicos fucking bass theme song, bass entrance. Mexicans
are the fucking goats on the I'm sad that the use things they all suck.
That sucks, bro. I just remember you James tweeting out like the
Mexical scheme songer. You were like driving your Mexica dude. It's just like
a grade of my head because you just tweeted out randomly one day, like
three of my favorite motherfuckers of all time. Man, this are the craziest
bastards. The Mexicans on the Wander's leopard Print scene as crazy as fuck.
Man. They got the fucking they got the zero turn for the pay per
view. That ship was crazy as hell. Man, they're all that shit.
That was fucking bass. I like that a is sick. Um.
Well, anyways, the Mexicos beat the Dicks last week the Dicks Show,
there was a battle roll for a tactitle shot and out came the Dicks and
the Mexicos came down them two and then the Mexicos won, and Test says,
well, I know you think the Dicks look great, coal, but
the Mexicals prevailed and they got the dupe over the Dicks, and Cools versus
the Dicks is like two summed up crazy dude. This is when Test and
Cole star agat salty at each other and like, this is I wrote all
this down town. Yes, it's fun real yeah yeah. Well, first
let me just say you do have the Mexicans versus eminem for the tag tiles
at arm again that's why this singles match is happening hot pay per view that
we all remember. And of course Melina does his thing rings out where she
just screams super loud. That's it, that's the end of it. Just
screams loud. And also the crowd is dead, is fucked for this.
They do not care about any of this ship well you know, you know,
but what were Tads and Michael Cole doing? They're arguing over the expression
having words because I think it was cold that said he said they were having
words after the show or something And Tessa, what do you mean brought out
having words? What does that mean? Who says that? And Cole says,
I got a question for you, Tess. When you guys around on
the Rodeo drive with Emin Eminem, you know they gave me some of those
fur coats and testas of course I'm worrying. Am you kidding me? They
got double X from me? And Cole says, in a fur coat,
you would look like a wild board. Oh yeah, that Test says,
well, when while I'm running around with Eminem, you're running around with the
dicks all up to the place, Cole says, well, at least I
can read a sponsorship billboard that Test like takes offense to it and starts doing
play by player I think, and then yes, okay, so he gets
pissed off that he says, at least I gonna read a billboard. Super
Crazy does a roll up and Goal calls it an Oklahoma role. Test says,
actually, it's not an Oklahoma role. That's a bandido. Hell of
a play by play job. I'll do your job, don't worry about it,
and Cale says I did yours. So that's fine, dude. They
were just smarter than I was all for. That was all this fucking normally.
Man. It gets crazier later the ship too, so uh yeah,
super Great does the fucking bandido. I don't want to get yelled at by
Test. Super Crazy draw, by the way, not that wrong with Dick.
That's very super crazy. It's a tornado ddt off. The second goes
for a moon salt, but Johnny Nitro goes to stop him, Psychosis cuts
him off, and Super Crazy hits the moon salt for the wind um and
then all of a sudden and the craziest fucking thing I've ever seen in my
life, hits Ki Cash Yes is here kid Cash is here and starts beating
the ship out of hoof Dude. Guerrera Tess says, I know who that
is. That's kid Cash, and Michael Cole says, oh, yeah,
he's been making his name on Velocity. I think he like just signed like
weeks ago. Is that you make your name on Velocity? Yeah? You
know that's how they do in the video games at least. Oh shit,
all right, kid Cash ETNA. Then when did he leave that? Well,
he fucking hated to you. He hated it, and he said it
on the radio show fucked this Place. Yes, so kid Cash comes back
attacks Hoofy. Then Eminem hits the snap shot on Super Crazy. Yeah do
you like that? Yeah? It's like, what is an assistant flatliner?
It's like a DDT Okay DDT. Yeah, It's like at first I was
like, was a scuffed ass three D and you had to look back at
it. I was like, oh, okay, it's not exactly a three
D. Yeah, it's three D into a DDT, except very slow,
not like the three Yeah, I'm sure that has nothing to do. While
the crowd wasn't reacting to any of this, but I when I'm celebrating with
kid Cash and then Test says, I remember kid Cash from ECW Velocity.
He made his name on Velocity. Sorry didn't make his name. I don't
say that, dude, kid Cash and joined Eminem. That would been sweet
Eminem Eminem k K where the jacket and everything. That'd be awesome. It
wouldn't matter either way. No one you're adding anything here anyways, react on
Velocity wants by Velocity. So Randy or is backstage and uh, he's just
trying to shake off what happened in the ring earlier. Yeah, he's in
front of the mirror in the bathroom and he's uh, says put it together.
He leans down, he washes his little face in the in the sink.
He pans back up and the I guess it's the Undertaker. He looked
kind of fucked up, but it was the Undertaker him fresh You have fresh
die job on the beard Undertaker with Hat standing behind him. In Ortin,
It's like, oh, he turns around and Taker's not there. Or I
think, honestly, I think Orton is just on one big trip from the
man stuff to seeing shit here. I think he's fucked up. I think
the Undertaker was there. He just needs like walk down that hall a little
bit. And let's yeah, because because take her it's like peeking out of
a corner. Just look around the corner. Get out of my bathroom anyways,
miss Yeah, it's real loud. Wait a second, Palmer Cannon is
here. PC get it. PC works for network, PC get it.
Palmer Canon. Dude, I said, I said, oh shit, Palmercannon
out loud when I was watching with dev and she says, you are you
gotta stop making up names. Palmer Canon. I wrote it down as Paul
murch I was like, wait, no, no, no, Palmer Canon.
Yeah, every day, I got it. Palmer Cannon. I don't
think he's run last very long. Let's see, he was the PC principal.
That's yeah. He was the network, which was just the same thing
PCW did. No, it's not no, it's not no, it's not
sorry. Yeah, yeah, it's Palmer Cannon has called him PC. Paul
Murcannon can How do they write off palm Ercannon Boogeyman probably fucks him big style.
Whatever doesn't matter, Get off the show. You want to hear it
happen? No, I like his version segment in two thousand and six.
He flew himself over a w tour in Italy. He gave notice the de
w official sitting harassment from CRISP and wad JBL and his wrestler's court as a
reason for his recognations everyone in that year. That's true. That's crazy.
Yeah, that's probably true. Everyone should have quit at the table time.
Oh by the way, this forced the postponement of the Missus planned wrestling debut
as the Palmer Canon miss Feud had to be canceled. No, no,
not the times, the weird time A true story. First bunch of that
sucked. We all remember everything about it is a story. Flew over Italy,
the hand torn. It was a bird sucking miss logo. I hate,
I hate that piece of shit. Oh my god, my god.
Wow. He was the worst ever. He was the worst. Genuinely,
it is really a miracle that that fucking guy, fucking sur I don't know
man, back out gets even better. We got a Palmer Cannon miss Feud
coming in two thousand and six. Girl J was ruining his life when a
regular This is from the miss eating sandwiches over the bag whatever, remember sandwich
over my bag? I never you gotta go change in the Hallway with Palmer
Cannons fired Toddy. Damn no, he quit, he resigned. Bro Wow,
man, what a fucking guy, dude, two thousand and six Wrestlers
corre It was crazy. Well you can't read man anyway, right, yeah,
Palmercannon's here only ship palm Mercannon says, we at the network as a
good line, Paul, Paul, But unfortunately, mister Kennedy has sustained an
injury that prevents him from competing this evening. However, the network has found
you a more suitable replacement. Do you know who's in the ring right here?
He has Ray Gordy, Ray Gordy, which is also Jesse from Jesse
and Festus. It's Terry Gordy's fucking so yeah. Well tonight he funked up
because he's facing the craziest badger has ever lived, Miss and Short. I
want to put my head to the wall. I think he's making that announce
I'll tell you that. Well, here comes the Boogeyman and he's coming to
get you. The Boogeyman has to replace mister Kennedy in this match against Ray
Gordysee just canceling the match, Ray, you already needed the worst tonight.
Uh yeah, this is of course. Yeah, you mentioned Terry Gordy's son.
Um, I guess it doesn't. Wrestling doesn't really work out for him,
does it? No? He Uh, well he's Jesse Jay. Come
on, hey buddy, he gave Festist drugs. You know that's true.
That's Cannon Palmer. Yeah yeah, slim slam Master Jay, slim Masterester Jay,
slim Master j Yeah. Well that doesn't work out too well for him,
sadly. And then he retired. How did the Festus and uh,
how did the Jesse and Festus they not work? It worked for Festus Festas
somehow still size. He's had an unbelievable amount of jobs since then. Actually
he had too many jobs. He actually like siphoned all of his jobs.
He like he was actually not supposed to, but he took it all from
Ray Gordon. Ray Gordy was suposed to be all these jobs. Well,
the Boogeyman is here. Boogeyman made his in ring debut October fourteenth, twosan
five, So he's like only a couple months into SmackDown here, okay,
and he is quite possibly the most insane human being possible. I'm pretty sure.
His entire allure, like why anyone saw anything in him was that he
was legitimately a crazy, crazy son of a bitch. They didn't care that
he couldn't really wrestle. They didn't really give a fucking he heart of anybody.
This dude was nuts and he hit himself and having a clock and eight
shoot worms and that was enough to get you on TV. And he and
he is here to eat Gillian Hall's fucking thing, and he will do it.
He breaks a clock over his head. There's glass in his fucking head
during the match at the time. Does not matter to the Boogeyman, No,
no responsibilities or if days don't eat there, No, no they don't,
or maybe they do. We don't really know. No one really knows.
Yes, Boogeyman versus Ray Gordy is a match that happens on this show.
We watched boogey Man eats the worms. They are real worms, by
the way. Yeah, it's super long. By the way, they mentioned
that these are super long worms, not like you, not like your very
basic small worms. These would be like your larger worms. Why couldn't they
just gimmick worms? No, there's no way, they said, Hey,
man, you gotta eat these real worms. It was probably his idea,
Hey, I want to eat these real worms. Problems. He wasn't even
the Boogeyman. He was just like a shoot name, regular wrestler. I
just want to eat these worms, smarties. Real name by the way,
Marty Gordy. He was a taxi puer. The way he said I want
to eat these worms. Said no, you're the Boogeyman now, buddy,
Okay, that's good. You mind smashing the glass clock over your head too?
Oh yeah, no problem. Yeah, actually I was actually planning on
doing that, so you know, I always do bring this clock with me
full of worms. Seemed like to show up at headquarters with Vince. Yeah,
I got these worms in the clock. And all this to a draw
segment breaking a clock over instead of eating worms out and doing the dad doing
the dance like you're crazy, Basgard, how old are you? Well,
Boogeyman eats the worms long style and then hits one of them. He hits
the pump handles slam with the worms in his mouth. Oh my, very
bluntly. Oh my dad's going nuts too. He's going crazy for Boogeyman.
Also Boogeyman then four arms Ray Gordy as hard as he can in the chest.
For some reason he could stuff which was not only fucked that he fore
armed Ray Gordy as hard as he could here right in the fucking neck,
but then throws the worms up in his face during the pin dirty wet worms
shoot worms all over Terry Gordy's son. Chance they did not tell Ray was
facing the Boogeyman, and I thought he was face of mister Kennedy. And
they said, WHOA boogeyman's here? H you're hurting you gotta get the book
out of here. Man. And the Boogeyman is doing his taunt on the
floor and say, what is that, brunna? He looks like a worm
doing that. They slow motion replay him doing the worm spot like dumping him
on Ray Gordy's face, and Ted says, that is disgusted and gross.
Worm juice all over this guy. Where do you get this guy from the
dicks? A worm juice called you like dicks? You also you can't read
so man hard Boogeyman. It's crazy, it's so egregious, like you already
won the match. Like he does not know how to wrestle. He hits
him so fucking hard that Ted has to mention it. He goes, damn,
what was that for, Bronnada? Damn? All right, buddy,
I'll see you backstage. Don't worry about that. I honestly can't believe Boogeyman
never went to t NA. He needs this because his rates crazy. Yeah
right, they're insane. Currently building the Boogeyman to eat Jillian Halls fucking face
things that crazy plans for this, eat the fucking thing man. He's sucking
the booky Man. Yeah, he's coming to get shot. He said that
in the ring. That was crazy, So I mean to make things even
crazier. We go backstage. Randy orges, look at those bags. He's
trying to get the fuck out of here. Honestly, I thought he assumed
somebody ship. Where the hell is JPL Sandwich Cross. I must be listening,
it must with the other taker. It was so radioways, look at
those bags, guys. Dad, of course, Bob Orton comes up,
comes up. He says, hey, bro, looks like you've seen a
ghost. Yeah. He comes on. He says, hey, man,
Rady, it's dad. Of course it's me, And Randy says, uh
yeah, Randy looks like you like James, it looks like he's seen it,
goes, and Orton says, uh sorry. Randy says, dumber.
Taker's got me, man, He's in my head and he looks back.
Bob Orton is bleeding conuously, twitching and spooky among us music is playing.
Dude, this is the most sam Raimi ass scene I've ever seen in w
history. This is like legit out of Evil Dead or something. This was
awesome. I was like, I couldn't believe they did. They like committed
look this much this year. You really have to see this to believe it
type thing. Bob Orton's face like, yeah, he's going crazy sam Raimi
style like this told a whitch in very easily been an army of fucking darkness
bullshit like for real druids. Yeah, but it was, it was.
It was an illusion. Of course, he's not actually bleeding. No,
he cuts back, and then he goes, we haven't anything, are you
good? Man? No, I'm not fucking good. I have sandwich crumbs,
Like at the Undertaker color, look at my hair. This is look
at the fucking look at the mess. So we go for the Boogeyman versus
Ray Gordy to the Sam Raami Bob Morton scene to the tag of the Night
brought to you by Tag Body Spray for guys, which is uniquely designed to
attract the lady. Tag Body Spray tell this thing there. Their slogan was
you spray and then women like attack you they attack. I believe that.
I thought that was true. Did it work? No, man, what
the fuck you should sue? You can sue, We can still sue.
We might have to do a class actually, these dudes, because if any
did the baby smell like shit throughout the day, which was gnacious jump child
here tried to attract the ladies and you try to nothing. But anyways,
the attag of the night, which you would think would be a tag team
move, it's not. No book or T dives over the announce I'm sorry,
Crispin wa dives over the announce table and attacks book or T. He
then puts the cross face on him and then a random moaning always goes off
as this tag body spread yeah's bleeding cross placing Booker on the floor. You
thought it would be like an eminem like move like what they did earlier is
on the choir, right, I think I think it was just before just
before that they should have been while walk into the ring, So I guess
that's makes sense. But still, yeah, tag in acts egregiously lying about
women. I wonder if this is like I wonder if like this still has
that smell, like that fresh off the courts, still got two classes left
at school, sweaty as hell, and I smell like shit. The rest
of the day asked more, why did you recess with classes left afterwards?
Laying sweat with this fucking body spray was the move? No showers and fucking
recess. You look the boys walk into recess. It's different, man,
all the lights of the lights that recess, you know, like we're going
in fucking play all right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know it's
a little cold outside. We're gonna play a little bit of basketball inside you
guys feel like get outside. We're playing fucking full on contact, destroy all
in sight football. Dude. I don't know how we were allowed to do
that shit. I don't know if you still can in school nowadays, I
don't know. But we were fucking obliterating each other. Recess was like,
yeah, you're going out here to get your fucking ass kicked. And it's
gonna be awesome. We're coming back from fucking recess. We are fucking banged
up, crazy style, leg breaking. We got three classes. That was
awesome. Smell like shit. Yeah, dude, that it's putting on the
tag for the ladies. You know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah,
man, that was different times. But I missed that ship. I look
back on that. Do we can still do it? Brow come over play,
dude. I swear to god, if I got tackled in a football
game, my body would explode. It to wow, thank you, tag
bodies, Fray briging those It was different times, anyways, Tag of the
Night, Crispin Wah. Were they not as table? So now it's time
for Crispin Wah versus Book or t match three of the best of seven and
they show it the little scoreboard thing on the sidetron, which I thought was
cool. It showed book or two Ben Wall zero there he is tags on
commentary, keeps talking about Charmel's crown and says, uh, I walked into
a Denny's after the show because I had to meet you there and she was
in a crown there. I don't know why she had to specify that.
He had to meet Cole at the Denny's. That's why. So they did
this in WCW for the w c WTV titles seven all right, best of
seven, same guys and everything. I'm sure that's how they pitched it too.
It's like, hey man, we worked as like years ago, let's
do it again. Um. But Booker ended up winning the Best of seven
and he actually ended up beating Fifth Filly at the pay review. From what
I remember, the what sucks is like you have like the best of seven
series, whether you have seven like really memorable matches uh with each other,
and then like the payoff is like not that great, like the Fifth Filly
match was and like that songs, you know, it was like that's like
one of those things where it's like you tell us, all right, guys,
like we've done seven matches to build to this, like you guys gotta
go crazy everything. Yeah, what do you think that is? You think
they legit just blow their tank by the time they get there. I mean
some matches is a lot. It is a lot, and they but it
gave a reason. I think they did on like every single WCW show,
like every single show they had featured at least one of those matches with the
more so like yeah, sure Nitro Thunder Saturday Night, Like every every one
of them featured something. The WWE one is cursed obviously because I guess what
does Booker get hurt here or something? Because after Armageddon Randy Orton subs in
four book or t and all these matches right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Ben Wah and Orton have like match five, six, and seven are
Ben Orton? Oh really, I didn't even know that? Well, okay,
yeah, I don't. I don't know why. I'm trying to see
if I can Best of seven blah blah blah. Oh book how show Booker
was injured and he didn't wrestle again until the after the Best of seven series?
Oh damn really hurt? How? No, we gotta we gotta fucking
gotta get it going. You know what kind of sucked about this was that,
like I feel like this wasn't as inspired as the WC one. Like
I don't feel like I did it. Yeah, I don't feel like they
went out there with the idea that we're gonna make seven very good, uniquely
different matches, right, or make the title here right? And I don't
like they gave this match a ton of time, and what they did was
and I hate when this happens, is when you give guys a bunch of
times so they go, okay, we'll waste the first twelve. This is
a twenty minute match. Yeah, they legit like did nothing forever. Yeah,
which brutal. Yeah, it was brutal, and like I hate when
that happens. I died for this match too, by the way. Yeah,
two guys, they are like very very good yet and maybe that was
on them for giving them so much time in the middle of the series,
or maybe it should have been like paste a little better. So like obviously
they didn't want to blow their load and match three, right, so they're
probably we shouldn't like kill it, but like twenty something minutes and like,
you didn't do nothing in this ship legit twenty is Yeah, I think it
goes what eighteen fifty three, This match fucking goes and that's like, ohly,
and like, yeah, the back end is fun. They do a
lot of fucking fun shit at the back end, but it's still like,
yeah, it was a fucking crazy eight you know what I mean. Yeah,
for sure, I think it also became very obviously at this point this
era, especially during the tape SmackDown era, stuff that like, all right,
the veterans will have the time tonight and then the younger guys will have
nothing in these little angles. And it's like it's like, I mean,
fucking how the fuck are the Mexicos or eminem or the book Like, how
is anyone that supposed to get over? You know, they have like two
secon Yeah, it's like, oh yeah, Crispin wand book or t have
twenty and then fucking Ray Mysterio twenty. Yeah. It's like, yeah,
okay, you're right, that's forty minutes of one hundred and twenty minutes show.
Yeah, just for the matches themselves. That was bell to bell.
That wasn't even like the rest of it or the bell. Yeah, but
yeah, So I mean we start this off benwas chopping Booker. Tas is
explaining to Michael Cole what being chopped is like because he wouldn't know. Ta
Tas then says, maybe one day he can rip his shirt up and chop
him. You know, he shaves his chest all the time. Brott,
He's always telling everybody, maybe you can show him that big battleship tattooing years
and then Michael call says, well, they do call me the big Dog.
And they kicked to the back of the head. Yeah that was crazy,
man. You should listen to that, but it was. And then
they go to commercial Big Dog. They're going to Big Dog. They had
a kick to the bag of dude. At one point, fucking Booker throws
a sidekick that nails ben Wah so gnarly. This is pretty early on dude,
he kicks him. I don't know if ben Wall wasn't ready for it,
but ben Wall like crumbles into the ropes because of it. Yeah.
They also they come back from Commercial Bookers shit cans Ben Water to the corner
like crazy style. Yeah, it was he like missed a kick and then
I think he stood up not fast enough for how fast ben Wall was running
to try to catch him on a spinebuster and they both just lost their balance
and died on that. Yeah. Nuts. Yeah, Booker hits the one
street slam on ben Wah and he packed that shit in there, crazy man.
First night a bit things start picking up here. Ben Wah super plans
for a two fool dude. Ben Wah like crumbles himself on this super places
take him. I love that we get a ref up here. Ben Wah
gets tripled Germans out, but Booker reverses on the third German. He goes
for a victory role, but ben Wah grabs him out of the victory roll
and puts him in the cross face. That was very cool. Very Booker
ends up tapping here, but the raft of course is down. Damn.
Charmel gets in the ring with a chair but ben Wah stops her, grabs
the chair himself, and then Booker line's been Wah from behind while he is
distracted, and then hits ben Wah with the chair very politely. Booker then
hits the ax kick and wins, putting him up three to zero in the
sea three nothing. They replay the finish at the end, but yeah,
Booker's up three nothing U. And then if you want spoilers, they wrestle.
Of course at Armageddon, ben Wah does get to win another twenty minute
match. I bet that one was a lot better. I'm sure it was.
And then after that Bena beats Orton in twenty minutes via DQ and then
beats beats Orton in ten by DQ, and then Orton beats Ben Wah in
thirty minutes to win the title and series best of seven. Orton best of
seven in twenty eight minutes. On US just canceled the series. Why are
you doing it? At that point in it? To come up? Boogieman
is replacing him because the network one would have been insane. Boogieman would have
gave him like an egregious elbow or something that Ben Wall would have let his
ship upon. He would have fucking said him fucking Dell been fucking duns.
So we get a Bobby Lashly hype package here. This is just Lashly,
Please get it right. I wonder if this guy will make it. Well,
they didn't think so, or they did until they didn't, and then
they did. He had come on, man, they always I guess you're
sure. Well he's the real deal, of course, and he's fucked everyone
up in Survivor series. That's what they recapped there. I don't think he
won the I don't think so either. It's like Matt Hardy when he did
a lot moves the undertakers like you guys, he was so w B Smack
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got beat, so come on, yeah he's done. So Bobby Lashly versus
William Regal with Paul Burchell, Paul Burchell, He's not a pirate, No,
he's just a sister fucker. This guy you so lastly for some reason
steamrolls well Regal here. I yeah, okay. When the match started,
I was like, are they gonna like have Regal dude like the lastly to
prove to like test him. But no, he's like kind of hit some
uppercuts and forearms on him, and then Bobby Lashly says, all right,
it's time to take it home an exploder. Oh my gosh, dude lastly
does the Steiner belly to belly out of the corner. It's so crazy.
I don't know if I don't know if this kind of shit would work today
like that, Like I don't know if like you come in and just steam
roll William Regal like that, people like, oh yeah, he's yeah,
fuck this guy. Yeah, I don't think it's like baby faced guy doing
that. It's kind of difficult to do it. Yeah, he just legit
belly to bellyes m the hell twice and then hit some of the dominator,
which was a gnarly looking dominator too. Uh And yeah people do that?
Why are you bar hashtag? Yeah, you know I met the lead that
should never worked hype video earlier, you have this guy. So we had
the raw rebound brought to you by Raw Magazine, and on the magazine is
HPK praying of course, God, of course to not be on began,
I know the buy rates. So it's the trial of Eric Bischoff on Raw.
I thought we would watch this eventually, but they just did the whole
segment year. Yeah, they do. I mean I was pretty surprised at
how much they gave away here. I was like, I was like,
oh, this looks pretty cool. Maybe we could watch this some time and
then like, yeah, literally, they play everything any funny part they could
have possibly had from this here. It is all of it. Should we
not recab it here just the case we are going to do it? Aye,
it's legit, the whole fun it's legit, the whole thing. I
think we should probably save it. Yeah, we'll save it just so we
can talk about it in the future. But it's the fucking like, it's
ten minutes. Every fucking part of the fucking angle is on this recap.
I was like, damn, I was so surprised. I was surprised just
a raw rebound. I was like Oh, okay, they're just showing us
so it's a trial. Eric Bischoff and then was like, oh no,
here's like the video package and here's here's the actual the whole segment if you
guys want to see that, and then here's the ending of the segment,
and all I was like, oh okay, shit, well recab that something.
All right, we apologize Tony got hit by lightning Undertaker's style. He's
not here anymore, so we're gonna finish this one out duo style. Yeah,
sorry, Undertaker, I mean he was just he wasn't really taking care
of business, is what happened there? We've done it now, really,
Yeah, and he's gonna made a big mistake. Yeah, that's just what
it is. So we had backstage Randy Orton is about to leave the arena
with his bag full of sandwich crumbs and shit. Bob Orton meets him.
He says, what are you doing? He said, I'm fucking leaving.
He says, you know what, let's get out of here. But in
the background, Undertaker appears on the because it's in it's near the interview area
where they had like the little oval screen thing. Yeah, Undertakers on the
screen, and his eyes are following Orton like he's actually watching him from the
screen. He could see his every step. This is undertaker in Hell,
by the way, on the screen, he just took Tony there. And
he even in Hell, he still has to do his job. He still
has to show up. He still work. It's like Lutherans Satan sends him
back to work every Friday. So we had to cut to the commentaries real
quick, so we could cut back to the pre tape. Orton and his
dad are in the parking lot going to their rent a car to get the
fuck out of here. Give me the remote, give their vote. Orton
opens up the trunk. They put their bags in the Orton. Of course,
there's two Orton's here. Oh fucker's Bob and Randy. Bob and Randy.
So Orton goes around to the front side of the door. Don't worry
about it, man. Orton goes around, all right. If I have
mentioned if I say Orton, I mean Randy. If I say Bob,
I mean Bob. Okay, so Orton goes around to the front of the
door, and Bob goes around on the right hand side, and they both
try to open each side of the doors and oh my god, the car
is locked, and I believe that. Did you lock the keys in the
car? Orton says to Bob, and Bob says, no, I didn't.
How would I do that? Yeah, you have the keys. Why
wouldn't he have the keys holding the key? Right? So anyways, the
car drives away. The car drives off slowly, and Bob and Randy just
stares at it as it goes off into the distance. Goes car, Yeah,
what the hell? How do they do that? I actually don't know.
Someone was download on the on him. Yeah the yeah, well,
no one's in the fucking car. It drives away very politely and nicely and
makes us way straight down the path here. Uh. And for some fucking
reason, Josh Matthews was watching all of this and then also approached him in
the parking lot with a microphone. Now you say it was nicely and gently,
I wish I wout you would have just spit off and smashed him to
something fucking explodes. That would have been so much Undertaker just very slowly drove
a car away. But yeah, he puts it in the first and fuck
it just goes like real nice Orton put you in the back of a low
rider and blew you off. So anyways, I'm gonna take care of your
rid car. Just hurts a big deal. I'm gonna take it back,
stealer. Yeah, for some reason, Josh Matthews in the parking lot with
a microphone. Here, he's getting the scoops. You know what I mean.
The scoop's been Josh Matthews. One team his last name, by the
way, one team. I always read it one team, and it always
looks fucked up. It does like locked up, and he looks fucked up.
Here he looks like a mini Randy Orton. Actually Hay with the hair.
Yeah, Josh Matthews comes up with hair. Bob Orton also here for
interview because no one's getting that fucking car. His arm is fine still,
yeah, of course, but he apparently as hepatitis or something. We don't
know. Maybe not brother, He was just bleeding all over Randy in the
fucking locker room. So I don't know, brother, Oh yeah, all
over the place here, right, So Randy, you an undertaker, step
inside for Helen a cell undertaker. Josh Matthews gets fucking possessed by the undertaker
and undertakers legit, dude, legit looks like Josh Matthews is fucking coming the
entire time like this is crazy manner. His voice is coming out of Josh
Matthew's mouth and he's enjoying the rod Randy, He's fucking coming in his little
pants where the hell doesn't stop until you come to a dead end, armor
getting hell, and so Josh Matthews is saying this. Then Josh Matthews shakes
out of it, comes back to normal and says, what are your thoughts?
What about it works for you? What do you mean by that?
You know what? What about it works for you? I don't under well.
Brandy very slowly backs away, and Josh Matthews, with one tea,
looks at him very confused. Yeah, we're gonna worry about that car that
I remember that vill No, don't worry about the dropped off at the fucking
rental purse. Therefore, he actually he took it, filled it up,
got the gas off, filled it up us all style. Man, that's
awesome, It's very nice him. Josh Matthews also when he approached him,
didn't care about the car riding away. No, that was normal, And
Josh Matthews world with one tea in his last name. Everyone's constantly stealing Josh
Matthew's card. Oh was your lips rand? No, they're fine, that
was mine. Oh yeah, they're fine too. Okay, that's good.
Yeah, this is a pretty interesting segment. I you know, I have
to say I thought it was very funny. I thought this was a very
I don't know if exactly they were going for funny. They were definitely going
for campy, though, and I think they hit that on the head.
My favorite one of the night has to be the blood on Bob Orton's face.
I remember the Josh Matthews one vividly, though, but the blood on
Bob Orton was pretty funny. Dude, that ship was gas. Yeah,
that was for real, man. I like that a lot. That was
cool. I was expecting their to do one more because it looks like Orton
and Bob Orton go back into the building after this. They don't leave,
obviously, because their car's gone. Dude, it is gone, and they're
not getting out of here yet. No, but they That's that's the end
of the Orton Daker stuff on this show, which upsets me. Upsets me
greatly because of what comes after well, Atlanta Jordan, and he's a twenty
minute made of event. Is it twenty It feels like it. I don't
like it. I will say SmackDown is brought to you by PlayStation two,
Burger King Yeah, and k Swiss. Oh right, Michael Cole, Yeah,
there's a hype video. Huh, was gonna say the fucking main event?
Man? Yes, well there's a hype video before that for Big Show
and Kane, who are on a path of destruction chokes slamming everyone to hell,
including Batista and Ray and Hero. Some of the matches you can look
forward to it Armageddon James. Holy shit, man, I can only imagine
how good this pay review was. So you kind of do want to watch
the Taker Randy Orton to see if it was a complete shit show. I
don't know if I've ever seen it. I definitely have seen it. I
just don't rememb remember it, like in my mind, like there's so much
fucking bullshit going on, Like I imagine like they're fucking lightning and smoke and
fucking and they have a regular match. I will be so beyond fucking pissed.
Well, how you will ruin my fucking life? I promise you that,
buddy. How does it make you feel to know that it was a
thirty minute match? It had to be thirty I mean, you gotta get
the fucking smoking there. They gotta do the punches in the corner, spot
lightning. You know, someone's got fall off the hell in a cell,
right, I mean, I don't want to give it away for you.
If we're gonna watch it, yeah, we should watch it. We should.
Um. So they say some of the matches here lineup. Do you
want the whole card though, because I have the actual card? Um?
No, you can tell about I wanted the whole card. But what they
said here Batisa in Mysterio versus canan big show. I don't know if it's
for the tag titles. I think it might be, but the raw tag
titles. So I wasn't sure it SmackDown versus Raw, Yeah, I don't
so I think it's no tag titles. I think it was just brand Supremacy
chorus, christ On Armain, Crispin Well yeah right, and smacked out pay
per view Crispin Wall versus Book or t Match four of the best of seven,
uh Eminem versus The Mexicos, and of course Randy Orton versus Undertaker.
Yeah, they're banking on that, some bitch. Huh. That was the
fucking crux if you see the rest of this. What was the WAWND rating
for Undertaker versus Randy Orton. Let's see, I'll find it for you right
now. What do you think it was? That's here honest at first,
and then we'll uh, I'm gonna say it's three in a quarter. They
worked hard, Okay, three and that's a fucking pretty solid. Yeah.
I've already been at helen a cell fucking sold the paper. You. Randy
Orton at least was probably trying to do some work. I imagine it got
a three and three quarters. Oh wow, that was because yeah, yeah,
I assume I assume it was. Uh, they're working, you know,
like they're working really hard. Yeah they Wow, you were fucking almost
on the nose there. Wow. Yeah, I mean I I that's usually
how those kind of shits go. Like, I assume they probably didn't do
it. I didn't burn the house down anything. Sure, I mean really,
at the end of the day, if you work hard, then he
does give Booker and Benoir four. That's nice. Yeah, five four is
not bad at all. It's pretty funny. Different scale back then. Yeah,
five four is awesome. Getting even close to a five back then was
almost impossible. Like, if you want like Massalia level fucking performance, you
weren't getting. You weren't touching four and a half showing on Dude Joe and
Punk and r Wag. Getting five was like an earth shattering thing to happen.
It was. It absolutely fucking was whatever saying TNA same way, the
unbreakable joint that was like whoa what? It was such a big deal.
T Anda mentioned it often, you know, like today was constantly futen yeah,
and then the next next shit out of fucking Jared's mouth was fuck Dave
Meltzer, idiot And oh yeah, by the way, we got a five
star match. Come out everybody. Yeah, so we get the main of
end of the evening tonight JBL and Orlando Jordan versus Batista and Ray Mysterio the
at the very top here with some fun Cole and Test stuff that had me,
I was I legit listen to this five times and maybe laugh so much.
Cole says JABL should just use some vizine for his eye, and Test
says, you don't use vizine for an eye injury. Brother, you gotta
flush the eye. It's a real injury. Coole says, well, you
know a lot about fluid in the eyes. That eus. That was crazy.
At least liked that's crazy, dude. That was I was like,
dude, these two they think nobody's watching the show. How are they getting
go away with the big man? Yeah, Paul Murcannon, come on,
Paul Murcanon. Did you like Rays? Did Ray have the same facial hair
on the way to the ring earlier? Did you even notice this? No?
I didn't. Ray has bleached six one nine on his chin? All
right? Look is that right? Yes? Please go look it's on the
link. Yeah, it's I'm almost I'm like nineveh its bleached because the color
is so crazy looking. I don't know if he had I'm gonna look to
see if he had it earlier in the night, but he absolutely had it
here like leats beard or like yeah, like go like goate like that.
Yeah, I'm trying to see if he has it in his entrance earlier.
He does. He does fucking have it unless it's not unless it's just paint.
I swear it's it, But it does his six one nine on his
fucking chin though, Oh my god, dude, bed swore under his bottom
lip. It just six one nine and yellow yellow, and he's in red
and yellow gears, a fucking Ronald McDonald looking motherfucker. This is Ray all
tatted up crazy, six one nine on the fucking beard like this is a
different Ray, mysterior than two thousand, Like to is what could give me
to the main event? Still a lot of my ship is what the fuck
they were looking for? Wow, I don't know how you notice that.
That's nuts. It was because it just I'm a fucked in my head.
Yeah, man, that's crazy. I won't even looking at it that I
d like that. Well, speaking of fucked in the head, James,
this match is fucked in the head and that's why this gets my deadlock plus
ten on the night? Do dude? That's crazy. I also has some
news. This was my deadlock plus ten night, dude, I legit wrote
down, is this about to be my deadlock plus ten of the night.
Then Orlando Jordan starts to get hit and I wrote I was starting to get
heat, and I wrote, yes it is. What's that? Good?
Lord? The heat? And this was unbelievable. Man, God damn,
this feels like a million years. I tried to fucking like stop and see
some shit going on. They come back from Commercial Orlando, Jordan's still getting
heat um. At one point, Ray goes for a dive on the floor
and JBL pulls Jillian in the waste of rageous lands on his feet. Then
Jillian smacks the dog shit out of him and big JBL big boots in the
hell and Cole Yell's oh my dude. My first sentence on this was I
can't fucking believe I'm seeing this as debated that first off, that's egregious.
SmackDown's already the shitter against two thousand and five. Yeah, for real,
I would say, But he's is super over. He is unbelievably over.
Man. Ray is pretty fucking over too. I mean, like SmackDown fans
love SmackDown the Blue, That's true. Alright, boys, go ahead,
big show, they're gonna winto over there. Come on, man, Yeah,
man, I got it. Yeah plus ten for showing this bitch,
i'd say. Yeah, Ray hits a seated centime on JBL, but Jillian
gets in the ring and goes to hit him with her clipboard, but gets
caught. Then Ray bumps JBL into Jillian and they both end up in the
six one nine position not sixty nine six one nine, and Ray goes for
the six one nine. JBL moves, so Ray only hits Jillian with the
six one nine. Then he goes to West Coast pop JBL. JBL backs
up and trips over Jillian, who's dead in the ring, and then he
starts selling his leg big style and tasas all brought it might be a meniscus
or acl or pcl oh my goodness, which leads to Orlando Jordan glomming Ray
from behind. JBL is injured, so he limps all the way to the
back. He's on the ramp, limps all the way to the back.
Orlando is distracted by this. He can't believe that JBL would leave him.
Orlando turns around ronad into the six one nine position, gets hit with the
six one nine. Batista spinebusters them. Then Batista and Ray both do the
Ultimate Warrior roped on that, so Ray did it on the second row.
It was crazy fuck up, and then Bautista bomb on Orlando Jordan for the
wind. Raymon stroom Bautista get the wind going into the Armageddon match against Rows
Tag Champions Game in the Big Show, The fuck did Batista turn all?
My man? Well, it was Ray's fault. Man, It was supposed
to be his friend. You try to give Macho advice, that's it's crazy,
man. So when does the Ray and Batista? When does that few
thousand and nine? Is it O nine? Okay? Nine? And what
does Ray do that Batista doesn't think he's his friend as they were still friends.
Batista and Raymsterious set to challenge the Undertaker for the World Heavyweight title okay,
alongside see Him Pumpkin a fatal four way at Bragging Right Susan nine Okay.
During the match, it looked like Batista was getting the pinfall victory over
the Undertaker and winning the title. However, Raymasteria broke up the potential pinfall
victory. This angered Batista. After the match of the Undertaker being victorious and
holding onto the title, Batista launched aggressive, a song on Rainsterio and emotional
beat down, turning heel for the first time since two thousand and five.
Oh my god, that some good friend. I wonder how Macho felt when
that happened. Has been the same as sin no man, but yeah,
this match sucked ass. Yeah no, I was bad man. You were
a big show in the purple and black joint dude with Jericho and the goatee.
Yeah yeah. Watch what a fucked up looking man was he cooking?
I mean he was always trying something new. You gotta get it to him,
man, he was always looking for a new style of big show.
He had the Camo joints for a while, Camo Beanie joint, Camo Beanie
as well. Yeah he uh, he had like one where it looked like
he was like, uh, he was a cake like it was like two
strips of chocolate down the sides of his gear. I felt this crazy,
here's a big show. Jericho employed me with her dude mustaches like nuts.
Wow. And he also wore he had goatee and blue gear. I guess
as well. I don't do it a little further down further down the chest.
It definitely got more and a lower and lower as he as he went
on his aw. John is like full body, isn't it just no?
Yeah it is full body, yeah, body of sleeves. We saw his
only aw in person that shows heat, so it's all still got it.
Come on Mark Henry waiting for that tag team run. They're looking a cannon
big show of five Bro. They got against well Sadly that wasn't happening in
two thousand and five, but that is what was happening in two thousand and
five. Batista and Raymond Stereo getting a win over Jbil on Orlando Jordan.
Julian Hastell is a big thing on her face. Kid Cash, it's gonna
eat that Booky Man's gonna eat it. Kid Cash is doing great on Velocity
down eat that Ji. It must have been in a match, right man
eats Jillian Hall. I found it. It's a SmackDown. Okay, it
next month. Wow, it's so soon to dedicate a whole show to that
one. Yeah. That that episode has got to be gas too. I
know it's probably a crazy good event. It's probably the same an event.
Yo. What okay wait wait wait, let's make sure I'm looking at this
right here? Broadcast date? What what data is? Broadcast thirteen? Wow?
Okay, dude, yeah, all right, I will say nothing,
but this is like pretty pretty crazy okay, yeah, yeah, yeah it
actually none of the things we talked about earlier. Really, Oh fuck,
I don't want to. Ah fuck, Okay, we'll write that down.
We'll write that down. Yeah, okay, sure, but that is it,
uh for this uh SmackDown from December? Was it December nine, two
on five? I'm so thrown off from this already? Yeah? Sorry,
that was it SmackDown December nine, two on five, And that is it
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