Thank God You Don’t Have A Man!

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Speaker 1: Take a look at my boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: He's the old.

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Speaker 1: Wait where are you at? Here's my boyfriend. Welcome back to the Give Them La La Podcast. It is me, missus. Thank god, I don't have a moon, but I have my guy madey way better than a man. And hello Jessica. Hello, Round two, Round two. So, first of all, I want to say thank you guys for joining me. Second of all, did you guys watch vander Pump Rules?

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Speaker 2: I watched it this morning.

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Speaker 1: Okay much you got around to it? Did we at least watch the second part of Miami Reunion?

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Speaker 2: Always Miss Miami.

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Speaker 1: Is vander Pump Rules a little too close to home for y'all?

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Speaker 2: Because we.

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: No, I think it's interesting. Yeah you were entertained. Yeah, I mean I think it's I don't know, I don't know if it's more entertaining because we know everyone or like, but I mean, everyone else is obsessed with it, so you know, Yeah, I'm just a Housewives girl a me both.

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Speaker 1: When people say I'm going back and watching reruns of Aanner Pump Rules, I'm like, I don't know that I could do that because I don't really want to see myself in that type of situation. And when this season's over, I don't know that I'll be able to go back and watch it.

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Speaker 2: Right now, I will say, I do fast forward through anything at Schwartz and Sandy. Do you hear it does nothing for me. Let's move it on its opening blah blah, go back back to the girls trip please, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Or that's kind of how well I've been that way for a while. The second the tom's pop and I'm like, okay, we're dealing with two people. They don't get up until one pm. They can't open a bar. All right, what else is the story? Yeah, like I got it. I already know what it's.

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Speaker 2: Going to be about, adult babies, babies.

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Speaker 1: Okay there, let's talk first about the fact that I need help moving a table out of the apartment. Guys, we will be there, So I'm scheduling you where I have an audience so that you guys feel pressured to do it. So I bought a house in Palm Springs, right next door to Shena. The plan was to buy a home in Los Angeles, but I don't know where I want to be, so I told my business manager, I really want this house in Palm Springs. It's right next to one of my best friends. I need an escape from this godforsaken city. Please just let me buy it. I'll deal with the la house later on when I know where I want to be. I don't even know where I want to be. Do I want to be in the on the west side? Do I want to stay in Wiho? Do I want to be in the valley?

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Speaker 2: Too far?

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Speaker 4: We'll keep you want to get more for your money somewhere? You want to cut little guest house?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I definitely need like a guest house. Yeah. Are you guys not down if I buy like a really giant home to move in, even if it's in the.

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Speaker 2: Valley, the compound, I'm ready for it.

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Speaker 1: Well, I know you are, Leo, because you're down as fuck square there. That's not what I asked.

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Speaker 2: I asked you my own area.

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Speaker 1: That's why it'll I'll have like a separate.

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Speaker 2: That's why I'll get the better room.

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Speaker 1: What Leo's the Ramona of the group?

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Speaker 5: What is the table moving for?

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Speaker 2: Like going?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I want to move the table from the dining area out to the living.

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Speaker 2: Area where WO go in the living area?

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Speaker 1: Do you know where Ocean's play area is now?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That was fine, but now she needs like a lot more room because it's more like.

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Speaker 2: The dining area could be an entire area for her.

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Speaker 1: Right that it's just more functional, and then she's still where I can keep an eye on her. And I also don't even like eating dinner in there.

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Speaker 2: So you also that's a big table, and probably that the living area is way more open, bigger it is, so it won't look at like and where it is now it takes up the whole area.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we'll keep in mind there's like forty strollers in the.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can in the open area, opening.

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Speaker 1: Room, you can do, so we'll put that on the books.

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Speaker 2: I'll be able to don't know Leo, who I don't know about his upper body strength, you don't shame. We'll see can hold up his than you are. I'm trim baby. I'm worried about your upper body body strength.

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Speaker 4: I don't know about your your brittle bone. You were just you were just you were just on better rest for a better month. So let's just see about your brittle bones there, peanut brittle All.

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Speaker 1: Right, How did we feel about Miami Part two?

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Speaker 4: H Okay, So, notably the Alexia's line of I encourage you all, you know, to be around her, and then she kind of took it to a left turn by coming from my girl, Lisa. I said, and if you were to do that, mister Lanny wouldn't have chadda and.

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Speaker 2: Lisa went, I'm sorry, excuse me? Why am I am this? I'm sorry? Bro, which we love how they row.

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Speaker 4: Marisel calls Lisa monkey brot me and Logan.

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Speaker 2: I was like, bro, monkey monkey bro way.

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Speaker 1: Alexia does that.

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Speaker 2: Alex, which I love. They're great. But then a Marizo calls Lisa monkey should call her. That's like a cute little It's like a monkey monkey. Yeah. Well, marisols this ship. We know that.

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Speaker 1: Give her a mochito.

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Speaker 2: She is this center. Throw her a peach show.

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Speaker 1: She's fantastic.

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Speaker 2: She's fabulous.

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Speaker 1: By the way, everyone on Miami, I.

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Speaker 2: Love every single one. Gertie.

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Speaker 3: What about doctor doctor Yes, how do we feel about her because I'm kind of obsessed.

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Speaker 2: Like doctor Nicole.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love her and she always makes sense. But she and Larsa are really going toe.

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Speaker 2: They really are. I feel about that, you know, Like I've said for I uh nicle out today. You know, it's just Nicole has a real career, and lars is a little out of her mind for trying to throw shade and say that she's the one working honey only fans and being a doctor is a bit different.

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Speaker 1: There's no difference between being put to sleep by an antaphysiologist and taking foot picks.

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Speaker 2: All right, yeah, deal, we got to give her a little credit for having a full blown, real legic career.

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Speaker 1: Why does the rest of the cast seem so unimpressed by that she's a doctor?

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Speaker 5: Not only is she a doctor, but she said that part.

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Speaker 2: It's got a lot of school to get there.

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Speaker 5: Yes, And then Larsa.

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Speaker 3: Used something against her again. So you guys, I've only watched clips. I haven't watched the whole reunion the way.

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Speaker 2: Larsa what I say in the grain of salt.

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Speaker 3: But Larsa made that whole thing about like, oh, be a real professional, you have like your tits out at night, and something about her neck or back hurting because she gives blow jobs, And I was like, why aren't we celebrating celebrating this, like bravo to doctor Nicole for working a being a doctor during the day.

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Speaker 5: And bitch at night?

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Speaker 2: How long? Who knows how long she's on the in the er or whatever it is all day in sleep and going out and having to film with the girls the whole time.

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Speaker 1: And being a monoman.

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Speaker 3: I feel like Larsa would be the first one if anyone ever said that to her, This is my opinion, Larsa would be the first one to call them out and be like, why are you so celebrating the fact that I'm a boss bitch?

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Speaker 5: And then I could also get you a girl who can do it all, like that's doctor Nicole, I.

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Speaker 1: Know, and she looks good.

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Speaker 2: And everything.

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Speaker 1: I would not be looking like that.

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Speaker 3: Do we believe the four sex four times a night for twenty years or however.

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Speaker 2: I am. I'm a very sexual person. I don't like, come on now, that's a lot that is. No one is having sex time now. I will say this, I do think I think she'd be down though.

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Speaker 1: I think she would have been down.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I have to there's a time for that though.

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Speaker 4: All these kids put all these kids in that whatever when they were together with Scotty, and it's like, how much time you got?

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Speaker 3: I gotta say I kind of believed it, and maybe it wasn't every single day with Scotty I feel like maybe it felt like every single day, but at least a few times a week.

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Speaker 5: And the only reason.

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Speaker 2: I say that is a few times a week is fine.

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Speaker 3: Well, fo night four times in a row though, I think four times a night every night.

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Speaker 4: Maybe like a one off. You're doing fourteens like bing bang wom b being anymore. I am over, that's not gonna have one. I'm like, okay, bye bye.

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Speaker 5: What does Larsa not give you the vibe though?

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Speaker 2: Of won it?

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Speaker 5: Because I've heard wives and certain people.

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Speaker 3: Say this before, Well, if you don't give it to him, he's gonna go get it somewhere else.

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Speaker 1: True.

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Speaker 2: True, But LARSI was also a different human back then when she was with Scottie, because we all watched that first season and that girl back then did not seem like the type of girl that would be. Yeah, she was way more reserved then.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Now, I will say about Larsa and the comments to Nicole, there was obviously context with it, which I think we said. Fans missed that with these shows, and it's obviously from Hello her man, Anthony now has been you know, comes out the gate this season trying to attack my girl Larsa and saying, well, she's going to be a home record in the captain of our boat. And it's like, dude, this is why I'm coming for doctor Nicole.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm going to come back.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, say what shot, go for nothing's off off limits, go for the job, go for whatever.

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Speaker 2: Sure you're coming from me, I'm coming from Larsa. She's just doing her housewives. Tip her housewives. That's her job, you got it.

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Speaker 1: And cast members talk so even though Andy said you hadn't seen that yet, it's like, I'm sure that Nicole told someone what her husband said and it got back to Larsa and that that's just the way it is. And by the way, there are so many things that the audience doesn't see. One little comment that gets taken out and it really would be like you look at it and go, oh, that was like that comment was the blueprint for the entire season and it's taken out, and then it's like, oh, this person looks crazy. She's a bitch, she's bullying. If we're teaching pre.

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Speaker 2: Cay, this is people your job and this is not the And compared to what we used to watch, come for real, we'll talk about bully. Hello. Those early seasons.

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Speaker 1: Yep, I'm telling you what sus should be, sliding into the comments session section with a thank you for making my nine to five cubicle job less.

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Speaker 2: Boring exactly, a here to entertain right.

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Speaker 1: By the way, there is not everyone respect the hell out of it, anyone hustling. But we got to take the word bully out of this Bravo equation. It has no place here. We all know what we signed up for. We all know the fucking drill. Some people are better at the game than others, but that doesn't make them a bully. If you don't like the playing field, don't play the game exactly.

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Speaker 5: That's right.

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Speaker 3: I've seen that word thrown around a lot this past week in particular, I love the bully.

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Speaker 2: Bully Yeah, no, no, sorry, I'm going Sometimes you have to be bullied, by the way, sometimes you gotta fall some people you're taking a left turn out the four bully. All of us, by the way, just went lits at Logan with a furrow. Sometimes you can be a bitch, and you need to be. It's called bitch, not bullying. Well, it's like hilario. Sometimes it's justified. Yeah, okay, Well it's just sometimes people need to be a little rattled. But that's called bullying. Bully is not like you're grown as women.

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Speaker 1: You're not looking at the contract a reality to exactly contract. By the way, instead, I'm gonna sign this.

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Speaker 2: I'm down again, messy lot.

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Speaker 1: Kent a ka Laren from you Did you guys watch you watch? We watched all right, let's did you watch Jessica?

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Speaker 5: Of course of course I watch every your question.

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Speaker 1: Raquel in the hotel room. What are our thoughts? By the way, we.

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Speaker 2: Wanted to make up that meal?

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Speaker 4: God, that meal not like God, I don't know what that what type of food was that I was trying to decide.

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Speaker 1: Tell you what it was. It was lunch, which was like pasta marinera sauce. Then we had something at vander Pump Harry which was like a little.

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Speaker 2: What are those things called as cargo?

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Speaker 1: No, it was a billini.

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Speaker 5: You got caviar that you have with potato.

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Speaker 1: Things, potato pancakes. Caviar was in thered like potato, some sort of fish a lot.

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Speaker 2: Because she said, Katie, right right, God shed she told raise a build and also.

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Speaker 3: Yes, totally let me just say with you sitting on your bed sober with your blanket. I give you credit because I am someone. I don't know if it's like a very low form of OCAD.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 3: But if I'm in bed ready to go to sleep, do not get on my bed with food. Number one, take off your makeup.

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Speaker 5: Do not get on my bed with your outdoor clothes. There's so many things, and you were just chilling.

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Speaker 1: Well, can I tell you that the entire night? And we filmed for hours and hours and hours and hours on end, right, like it does not stop, and it's whittled down to fifteen minutes. Maybe Raquel was fuck take out everything we know now right, let's talk about just this scene, this moment. She was fucking awesome and hysterical. She was wasted. We're in Vegas. She was making out great. We're in Vegas, you're single. I was living for Raquel. We get back to the room, I'm ready for bed. There is a tipping point, like you said, Jess again, I'm sober. There was a tipping point where people hit that. I go, I gotta call it a night. Now. This is not fun for me anymore. She had already spilled her food in my bedroom. I clean it up. I get in the bed. She comes back in sits on the blanket that my mother washed over and over again to make it fluffy, cozy, smell yummy. My mom, like most certainly put a lot of work into my blanket going away for three days. Okay, there she spills the Mari Andara sauce on it. So I'm already like, okay, I don't like this. Then let's start a discussion. Okay, I'm concerned a little bit one too many drinks. I think we might be tipping into waters that I'm not quite sure I want to be swimming in with you. I'm not going to trust you around my man. She delivers the line of thing, God, don't have a man. I'm also thanking God, I don't have a man because I just think they're a liability. I only want to be around gays and girls period, A certain type a certain type of girl. All right, let's not get this twisted. I feel like you don't support women. No, I most certainly don't support all women.

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Speaker 2: And why do I have to? I don't know. A bitch is a bitch is a bit, so whether a woman or not, I'm not gonna support you.

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Speaker 4: Someone who's going to support you experience end of story.

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Speaker 1: Okay you because everyone has it in their mind my story and I'm the home wrecking or mistress, which is not true. But if you guys would like to continue to call me that, think that great. If you like that storyline, you like that as my label, run with it. I don't give a fuck. My friends and family know the story. God knows the fucking story.

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Speaker 2: Church, We're there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, she delivers the line, I'm at that point in time, Yeah, judging you, judging you, and make fun of your lights, to make fun of the fact that that line should have been said with a full face of makeup on looking snatched. Put your heels back on last, get on that.

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Speaker 2: We want to see it.

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Speaker 1: Coming out of you looking the way you look.

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Speaker 2: Right, Okay, Rachel, you go back to your room and have your mini coach shall by yourself.

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Speaker 1: By the way, those lights should have been the first giveaway.

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Speaker 2: The only time, that's all I thought about, right, The.

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Speaker 1: Only time I start adopting other people like a man's behavior is if.

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Speaker 2: I'm sucking them.

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Speaker 1: The lights dead giveaway? Why does.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna Molly and we're gonna starry night?

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Speaker 3: What do you have to say, Laala to the people on Twitter who were like, Lala dragging Raquel for her lights, but she didn't.

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Speaker 2: Lala did not drag her heel for the lights, brought that Sina brought that tea into the room. Target and it's a little guy. Hello people, It's like dragon shade. It's if she put them up herself, like people need them, not so sensitive about everything. She put in a pump roll.

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Speaker 1: Lights in her room, Like, what do you mean that seems like it would be extremely difficult to do in the amount of twenty minutes? What do you mean?

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Speaker 5: Lights all over her room?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 4: You know, when she can't even hold the plate of food and then she's setting up lights for the freaking whatever.

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Speaker 1: Telling me this woman, this girl thought that she can microwave freaking tinfoil. But you're telling me she's thrown up Christmas lights all over your room in twenty minutes. I'm freaked at the equation to break it down. Yeah, car rut, I did not make fun of her lights. The car ride. How do you feel about the car ride?

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Speaker 4: Log?

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Speaker 2: Okay, the car ride that As someone who hates Raquel, you know they I will say this was the one time that. Okay, I'm for the girl, you know, as a person who two of the four people here have experienced that level of psychoticness from James, so it's we can relate to that and the that stretch she must have been under with the family and all this stuff, and like, you know, I feel for her for that, and it's just I don't know, like that whole James thing with the family is wild to me and like, yeah, well he I mean, it's obviously was a blow full on blow up at the poor parents house, and like we've seen him blow up, Like I'm sure that was mortifying and the family. I'm shocked the family didn't make her stay right then. I'm like, bitch, you know you were not going back to that psychopath.

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Speaker 1: No, but I think that that's when it ended, I know.

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Speaker 2: But the fact that she went back on the car, like it just seemed it all seemed the story I feel like it was when she's talking about being in the car with him afterwards, like I it was uncomfortable. That story to me is very uncomfortable because like I'm like I felt worried for her in that car, like in the car with him when she's telling this story like being after the blow up and now you're in a car with him with the family, like about the family and stuff like I don't know what James is going to do to her, you know, Like I just yeah, James, I just don't know.

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Speaker 5: And she said she had kicked him out of the car, right was that she was going to But.

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Speaker 2: Like, I don't know. Just the whole thing is gross to me. And I think, like.

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Speaker 1: When you start bringing the family into it, yeah, that's when I don't even know how you keep it together. And in that car ride, it was two and a half hours, we all talked the entire time. Like in that moment, we all really bonded because we had, well, the three of us had just left relationships are our worlds were very brand new? What are we supposed to be doing out here? Like we definitely formed a connection. Also, Raquel and I had many times that we would text or film together that weren't seen. But we had many moments where we were forming a friendship like.

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Speaker 2: You've been for a while. By the way, even when we were even last year when she was with James, you have gone above and beyond.

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Speaker 1: Disagree with you and I agree, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Talking about off camera. I'm talking about everything in life. You have really given this girl so many opportunities and tried to be friends with her and tried to bring her in and like be nice to her. Becausesues with James at the time, and you, I think you've gone above and beyond like that it does. There's no there was no friendship to begin with between the two of you, and there was no real reason that you needed to be nice to this girl, and you've gone above and beyond. Yet it's still everyone acts like, oh, you're such a bully to her.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, why did you choose to tell her?

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Speaker 3: I'm just curious about you sleeping with James when they first started dating.

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Speaker 1: Or I'm so happy that you're asking this question because it's very strange to me the timing of Raquel suddenly being upset about it. I when I first got sober, I got sober on October twenty second of twenty eighteen. I didn't just wake up one day and go I had one bad night, I'm getting sober. There were a million in one moments that flooded over me that I woke up that day saying because of this, I'm not drinking anymore, like, I've got to get some help and I've got to start riding my wrongs. So cut to I have a sponsor me hooking up with James while they were together. I told my sponsor about because it was a moment that I was not proud of that I did not feel would have happened had I not been drinking and smoking weed. But I didn't owe Raquel anything. We weren't friends, right, and also she was now in a happy relaselationship. So was I. And it didn't serve anybody me telling that when you start practicing the steps, you also have to go through. If I tell this person this, is it going to be beneficial to either of us? Is it going to have a domino effect of people that are affected by it? Yes, I would say, so she doesn't need to know. I put it to bed. I got to move on so that I can stay sober. Cut to where we are now, we start forming a friendship. My relationship is over, her relationship is over. I didn't feel in my heart that I could continue building a friendship with her sitting on this fact. So I really was in that moment practicing step work. Her relationship's over, I want a very I want all the skeletons out of my closet while we're trying to build a friendship. So I tell her about it. Keep in mind at the dinner when I first tell her at girls' night, I had to bring her back to it. She like, what off into La la land talking about something else, and I said, recall, I need you to acknowledge what I just said and tell me how you feel about it. And she said, I'm more upset about him, you know, having a girlfriend. Three weeks after we break up, her interview bites were very different. Then all of the sudden, and she's over it. We filmed a bunch of times about this. Okay, we were all good, so I thought we'd moved on. But then suddenly this serves her. This serves her narrative when I say I wouldn't trust you around my man. Oh well, in order to not look like a fucking asshole for that line, I'm gonna now pretend like I give a lot of shits about what she told me fucking James, even though in reality that bitch was over it. She did not care. Yeah, I probably stung it first she had moved on. She told me I'd moved on right.

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Speaker 2: And also it was like it's a whole different situation then when they did hook up, however, long ago, six years ever freaking long ago was I don't remember, it was so long ago. Probably it looked like a five year old in the pictures, like a Holy Molly. They were like not even a real couple. Okay, she was not even living here. They saw t James Kellen James saw each other once every two months, maybe like James was fucking everything on the planet that walked by him every single day.

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Speaker 1: I didn't watch them, but I watched things happening.

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Speaker 2: I mean, come on, and it's and it was also even your hook up alone with him is not like it was an I It was not a real like it wasn't a big thing like you know, it was like, okay, you guys are an event. It was like in Chicago river right, Yeah, you got some event, you know, getting doing an appearance, and we had a hook up. I could see Lala not thinking anything of it, because James hooks up with every one twenty four to seven during that time.

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Speaker 5: It was the same energy we as people.

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Speaker 2: Came back and probably fucked twelve other people before seeing he did.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, someone that because we I think STU together that like during the day before our parents and he definitely had someone that night.

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Speaker 2: And by the way, Requel knew that he was cheating this whole time, Okay, she knew about there's all these other people and it was never an issue then and it's only now is it becoming an issue with the one thing like as if Laula was the one person that he cheated on her, we exactly she ated with about a thousand people.

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Speaker 1: Problem season seven. Season seven, Arianna sits there and says, while James and Raquel have both said that their relationship really started after Raquel moved in, which is at least two years after I hooked up with James.

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Speaker 2: Which pretty much vindicates you in that aspect, I feel like, but it's like, let's not compare oranges, Like, come on now, it's just not a girl's okay.

00:26:55
Speaker 1: In the words of Ratsy, this is apples to spaceships.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Red, well you know that's where it is.

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Speaker 1: The dinner in HAVISU, how did we feel about Charlie?

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Speaker 3: Well, because I'm sorry, I just feel like I just feel like I didn't watch the same episode as everyone else because I had certain feelings on Charlie. I was very taken aback by how she acted, the things she said. And then I go on socials and like all of the Bravo pages and Twitter is like queen, and I.

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Speaker 5: Was just like, did we watch the same episode?

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Speaker 4: Let me if she sold one of your lines, by the way, saying that the dick in the mouth thing said that about Schwartz and Santoval year.

00:27:39
Speaker 1: All these new bitches unless you're an og bitch, all the newbies are like they want to give them a lot, like I don't even have to anymore, just sit back, like the check let them do the job line, which Charlie does. I think many people a part of the cast feel embarrassed, embarrassed by backing up Raquel, but it didn't make much sense to me because the scene is they're getting on to me because I hooked up with James and I'm being called a quote unquote mistress. And then cut to Charlie's interview by and she's like she shouldn't be the one who's running the pack of women or whatever the fuck she says. Let's talk about how you went from a mansion to an apartment by the way, not a mansion. Also that places a fucking shithole, had dry rot, possibly has termites, wood falling off like literally like steam in between the window panes, moisture, and it couldn't even rain without the primary bedroom like completely flooding.

00:28:45
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, and by the way, it's not like you were evicted from it, honey. I left on my own accord.

00:28:53
Speaker 1: I left because it was toxic for me and unsafe. So if my story is not inspiring to you and your mentality, if your mentality is in alignment with the lines that you spoke in your interview, which to me is whole mentality.

00:29:08
Speaker 5: That's what I don't get.

00:29:09
Speaker 3: I'm just why wouldn't we be celebrating the fact you talked about, you know, oh oh girls, girl, and celebrating women.

00:29:16
Speaker 5: Why wouldn't we be sitting here celebrating the fact that you left the quote unquote mansion, which we know was not a mansion.

00:29:22
Speaker 3: Even if you moved to a one bedroom, one bath, I mean, you didn't. But it's like, bravo, you felt unsafe. You were like, I gotta get the fuck out of here for me and my baby, and.

00:29:30
Speaker 1: You did it, and I did it.

00:29:31
Speaker 2: And that's winning R big time.

00:29:33
Speaker 1: I was jumping into the ocean going, I don't know what the fuck is gonna happen, but hopefully we know how to swim with like a lot of shit on my back. Okay, So if that's not inspiring to anybody, then you're right. I'm not the girl you should be looking up to. Let's also look at people that Charlie gets along with. Katie also is in an apartment and had to sell her home because she left your relationship. Arianna now is having to sell her home and who knows where she's going to end up. So I would choose your words very fucking carefully because some of your closest friends are also in that fucking boat, all right. And Christina Kelly her coming for her lip balm girl, Christina Kelly, heart Spring. If you're gonna throw fucking shade, then I'm gonna throw it back at you. You need to go light your fucking sparklers, get your marquee out and serve someone some fucking champagne bottle service.

00:30:25
Speaker 5: Girl.

00:30:25
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not judging you, but since you want to judge everybody else, like, let's take a look in the mirror at what you're doing. I don't see Christina Kelly clocking into sir no more no, I certainly see you clocking into sir.

00:30:41
Speaker 2: There you are no judge me here, bitch.

00:30:44
Speaker 1: But I'm not the one that said these words. You've said them about one of my nearest and dearest friends. Let's also look at Christina Kelly's track record with friendships. She's still friends with Stossy, She's still friends with Katie Maloney. She's still friends with my two best friends from Utah me who we known each other for sixteen years. Charlie has been Sheena's friend, had to falling out. Now she wants to be friends again, BFFs with Raquel now she's not friends with Raquel like Weser. By the way, we're only talking about the episode. Charlie is cool. She regrets a lot of the shit she said. That's good to know. That's good to know.

00:31:19
Speaker 3: And I see a lot of like rhetoric on socials about like calling Christina Kelly a bully.

00:31:25
Speaker 5: And I'm not.

00:31:26
Speaker 3: I don't know why they're calling that, but she is literally one of the nicest cals I've ever met. Through you, La La, one of the nicest kindest and business woman. You're gonna drag her lip bombs. She's sitting out here a small business owner bad.

00:31:43
Speaker 1: You want to know. It's so crazy, though, is for her to deliver those Charlie to deliver those lines in her interviews. She literally met Christina Kelly for the first time in HAVISU and before she arrived, I told Christina Kelly, just so you know, you're not gonna like her. I know Christina, I know her her vibe. I knew she was not gonna dig Charlie and she doesn't. And if we want to talk about how I went from a mansion to an apartment and you want to talk about that's because of the guy I was sleeping with and had a baby with. Like Charlie, you're with a dude and you're still living in an apartment. So if you want a whole mentality, I'm certainly a taking tips from your Let's not go there, missy. Did we watch any of the short scenes but so you fast forward?

00:32:41
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, we don't really love those scenes. The same rhetoric every time, when's the going to open?

00:32:46
Speaker 4: When we get the bar, open the bar, and it's like we get it.

00:32:50
Speaker 2: We don't care.

00:32:50
Speaker 1: This storyline has been going on for like three years. Tom Tom things like they don't know what they're doing. Okay, they're gonna open and what they're doing. I'm like, I go, I don't even need watch it.

00:33:00
Speaker 2: I know at least a list.

00:33:01
Speaker 4: And Jannet it's like you're watching that. Like they they've had twenty five of them, twenty six around the world. It's like whatever, they have their cute little banter, like it's something different, Like it's not like you know the Toms.

00:33:11
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, it's like we get it. Oh my god, and I really born yeah cringey yumus.

00:33:17
Speaker 3: Yes, Speaking of storylines, I was gonna ask you because I'm kind of surprised at how much your past relationship has not been spoken about. Are we gonna maybe get to see more or how is that so?

00:33:33
Speaker 1: Because the reunion is tomorrow, we've seen every episode. I've seen comments where it's like Lala needs to talk about her own life a lot more. I did. I spoke about my life NonStop. It was like a purge for me. I was like, what do you want to know? I'm ready, let's fucking mention it all. But because there's legalities. There was the La Times article about him. There there's a lot of very heavy allegations. I'm in a custody battle with a minor obviously, so Bravo and I believe NBC are combing through my situation with a fine tooth comb. It has to be done. So just so you guys know, I really do talk a lot. I'm actually shocked that we're in on episode what six that it hasn't really been touched on much, because I feel like that's all I fucking talked about, because you know, I was purging, yeah, trying to process still, I couldn't. Like every time I saw a new set of ears, I was like, let me tell you, you know, it was like I also possessing.

00:34:42
Speaker 2: There's a lot out there though already, you know, with the La Times article and stuff, and it's like, you now, I'm shocked that it's not talked about all the time when you read what is going down in the air, Like, how is that not on the Bravo blogs twenty four to seven? Yeah, because he really get dragged as much as you'd think he'd get dragged for all these insane accusations.

00:35:06
Speaker 1: No, I know, but I know for a fact. There will be a day that I can mention it all and no one will be afraid to touch it because there will be accountability that happens.

00:35:18
Speaker 3: Okay, I know you mentioned the reunion filming tomorrow.

00:35:23
Speaker 5: How are you feeling about it?

00:35:25
Speaker 1: Well, we got a phone call, I know all of us did. They're taking our phones because there's a.

00:35:30
Speaker 2: Leak right on my Instagram, I get my million followers exactly.

00:35:41
Speaker 3: So they're taking your phones and just you can't have phones on set, no what, Nope.

00:35:47
Speaker 1: They.

00:35:49
Speaker 2: Will give you.

00:35:50
Speaker 1: Will give you your phone during break so that you can check up on your daughter, and then we're gonna take them back. No social media posting, no behind this means know nothing.

00:36:01
Speaker 3: I hope they're taking the producer's phones to then, because I.

00:36:08
Speaker 1: Don't think it's a producer, because then I feel like it would be it would be like an inside job as far as like we're gonna leak this to get the hype going, and production is actively wanting it to stop. I'll tell you, I think the leagues are some of my friends love to surround themselves with whoever they fucking find on the streets. Whatever.

00:36:35
Speaker 2: It's a lot about.

00:36:39
Speaker 1: These two Leo and Logan, my husband's they witnessed a lot of shit happening in my life very much and not by the way, and they're like the two and you, Jesss and my mom. There's been no leak ever, there's never been a leak, and they're the only people that know, you guys, So it ain't coming from me because you said you're gonna know, the leak is me because I'm gonna post it on the socihoals, I'm going to get another download on the podcast I'm gonna do.

00:37:08
Speaker 3: So you don't think it's an intentional leak. You think this is a real.

00:37:11
Speaker 1: I think it's a real Yes, I think it's a real leak.

00:37:14
Speaker 2: There might have been some stuff at the beginning maybe that it's like because they want, you know, like even things weren't even being leaked. They were just actively saying, we're filming again, We're doing this, We're doing that, you know, right, But like some of this other stuff, it's like it comes out every two seconds.

00:37:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know you brought up or some one of you brought up Brickuell and her phone. So are you allowed to say, do you know the seating arrangement. Do you know who's going to be there or is it all just like you'll find out when you get there.

00:37:40
Speaker 1: I mean, I think I can say this just because I'm with everyone else, Like I have no idea what tomorrow is going to look like. I don't know who's going to show up. I don't know who's going to be sitting where. I know that we all have gotten phone calls taking like a poll about what we would like to see. And I did say, if this reunion is only going to be centered on what has just happened, I don't need to come. We're an ensemble cast. Everyone's storyline is important. Shina getting married, huge deal, beautiful moment in her life. It needs to be talked about. Katie. I understand no one fucks with Raquel anymore, but you know what a lot of y'all fucking meddled in her in her life and maybe like a living fucking hell me, Like I know that it wasn't my best friend that was the one creeping around with my baby daddy. But like I've been through this and I was greeted at last year's reunion as Bibra Cow of all fucking people, I'm now you I got mess rags. She's got a lot of time to plug in now right, plug the fucking I'm begging you. Drilled by how I didn't see the red flag? No, I think we can all look around us and go pretty easy to miss. Huh yeah, pretty fucking easy to miss red flags, isn't it? And then Lee the vander Pump saying you lose them? How you get them? Was that a fun reunion for me? No? But I sacked the fuck up, I overeat the fuck up, and I did my goddamn job even though my life was in shambles. Okay, so everyone else is going to need to come correct talk about this season. You may not co sign on these people anymore, but you did at one point, and we need to talk about it. Yep. I don't know if they're going to bring sand ofbll in at the very beginning and have him stay the entire time. I don't know if Kel will show up. I don't know if people are going to be on Zoom. I have no idea. All I know is we all signed a contract. Shit happens. Let's figure out a way to find the silver lining, which you have to do at times.

00:39:45
Speaker 4: There needs to be justice and accountability for all of this ring, and I feel like there needs to be a lot of justice happening.

00:39:52
Speaker 2: Well there, we can leak them. We can leak this they on towards the end, there is going to be a moment and they are going to walk me out and it's going to be a big surprise. Oh boy, will go down, John exclusive forgive them all.

00:40:17
Speaker 1: You have logan, no.

00:40:19
Speaker 2: Right next to Andy to sit on Andy's lap. Phil, you should wear you should wear d COmON. I should wear Raquel's ruffle dress that she wears.

00:40:29
Speaker 1: Do you all agree now that she did not eat in that like light about to close, melt into the ground.

00:40:34
Speaker 2: Honey, that was something else. It was all of it.

00:40:37
Speaker 1: For James to be sitting there when she wore the season seven reunion puff sleeve dress and he's like going out with Stossy saying Twitter is going to have a heyday with her fabulous extensions. Anyway, I was like, James, you cannot say that when your girlfriend just came out and you can't say that.

00:40:54
Speaker 2: You can't say I thought was.

00:40:56
Speaker 1: That it was that was If any of you have not seen Heather McDonald, it's my favorite.

00:41:03
Speaker 2: At the seasons hysterical.

00:41:05
Speaker 1: I didn't know where the plate was and if I did, I probably would have stepped on it. It is fucking gold. Go to her Instagram page right now, Yes, what else did I miss?

00:41:18
Speaker 5: Just can you tease your look at all for the reunion?

00:41:22
Speaker 2: Like what?

00:41:22
Speaker 5: Just give us a fee? Obviously you can't give details.

00:41:25
Speaker 1: But I want my theme to be like I'm going to eat you alive, but I'm really not going to eat you alive because I'm littired, and as you guys see throughout the season, like I really do disengage from a lot. I throw some little one liners and then I kind of stay out of it. And a lot of people like even with this line of like good thing you don't have a man, people like take out everything we know now she came for you in that I this season, I was exhausted. I was in the battle of my life that I'm still in now. But I know how to deal with it now. You know, it's like this feels familiar. It's been my life for a long time. At that point in time, it was like I don't have the energy for you. Remove yourself. That is the theme of Big.

00:42:15
Speaker 2: Big, Big.

00:42:18
Speaker 1: Q.

00:42:18
Speaker 2: I q's are not gonna do not performing.

00:42:21
Speaker 1: Well, that's why I call them bottom feeders, like we barbecue shrimp in these streets. Like I got some big old motherfuckers on the line here that I'm trying to put on the burner. It's a lot. So I'm very, very tired this season. I feel like you can see it in my face, and I think that's how it's gonna be this season. I because it is triggering for me what's going on with Arianna. I know that feeling where you're like, I don't think I'm about I'm not going to survive this ship. Luckily, the look on her face what I told her what happened is happening. She looks happy. I'm sure she has her moments. She's gonna look back on this and be like, God, I hate it.

00:43:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he dragged her down. I'm sorry, but like he dimmed her light.

00:43:09
Speaker 5: The trailer dropped.

00:43:10
Speaker 3: Well, it's Monday today, so the mid season trailer dropped today.

00:43:14
Speaker 5: Thoughts.

00:43:15
Speaker 1: Yeah, so, by the way, you guys, I keep saying the reunions tomorrow. We're recording this Monday. It comes out obviously today Wednesday. I will say this because we got all the episodes to watch. I did see the mid season trailer and it looking a little different from what I saw, Or did they take some things out.

00:43:41
Speaker 2: Take things out to use later or what maybe? Who knows who cannot.

00:43:50
Speaker 1: Confirm or deny. All I know is that I just got my call time for tomorrow, eight am. For eight thirty am.

00:44:01
Speaker 2: You'll be there cal ready. Wow.

00:44:05
Speaker 1: I also want you guys to know that as we recap each episode, because we still got a long time. We're only on episode seven tonight. I believe there's around fourteen to fifteen episodes, plus whatever reunion amount we get. But I'm gonna tell you guys, But I will tell you, guys what happened in the real season. And when I say that, I mean like normal filming and then what happened when cam was picked back up. I'm sure the editors will do a great job of letting you know, but it is so crazy to see certain moments where you're like, there's no way that this was called out in real time. This had to have been picked up when cams went back up. I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna spill all the tea right here on the give them WHI la podcast, my gaze. Where can people follow you? On the Gram?

00:44:57
Speaker 2: You can follow me you already know at logan now l O g A n n o A and myself Leo.

00:45:04
Speaker 4: You can follow me at Leo D marsh d E M A R s H.

00:45:09
Speaker 1: I love this, Jessica. I love you so much. Are people going to follow you too?

00:45:13
Speaker 5: I love you so much.

00:45:14
Speaker 1: You can follow me Instay famous because you're so funny and leave me behind. My instant is.

00:45:20
Speaker 3: Actually kind of boring. So if you want to see anything exciting, let me in it.

00:45:23
Speaker 5: Go to Lalla kent at La lac hent.

00:45:27
Speaker 2: Hello, get her up? There a three million? Yes baby, all right, my loves.

00:45:31
Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed this episode of the Give Them Lalla podcast. Enjoy tonight's episode. It's amazing. I will catch you next week. I'll have a lot of cheetah spill.

00:45:41
Speaker 2: Bye bye,