The Lapsed Fan: The Unwrappening 2025 Day 13

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<v Speaker 1>We've been a little boys this year.
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<v Speaker 2>continues to unfold, unwrapped and it continues to unwrap as
<v Speaker 2>well as we're just surrounded by wrestling, e camera, candies,
<v Speaker 2>holiday trinkets, microphones, Joy and Yolanda and Yolanda tell me
<v Speaker 2>about it. Ylanda freeman from dayto Ato, Florida, from dayto
<v Speaker 2>from dayto b here you got to use your race,
<v Speaker 2>your imaginary railer right, the one I don't have. Imaginary
<v Speaker 2>razor didn't come into ninety six. Rick Bogner brother, Rick
<v Speaker 2>what we mean? Rick Bogner Bogner brother?
<v Speaker 1>Who what?
<v Speaker 2>Who was a different guy? Different guy in ninety six?
<v Speaker 2>How many times I try to use a pen instead
<v Speaker 2>of scissors? It's not like, Yeah, the fucking the hardest
<v Speaker 2>package and I don't know who my keys are upstairs,
<v Speaker 2>the hardest fucking packaging. Yep, that's right. Oh, it's like
<v Speaker 2>impenetrable Jesus Christ. Really bad. Hm, it's right a lot.
<v Speaker 3>Well, we actually got keys on it, right, yeah, fitting
<v Speaker 3>it's the peel box key.
<v Speaker 2>Oh the only key that I have, the like real
<v Speaker 2>key I have. Really, everything else is a fucking fob
<v Speaker 2>these days, I know. Isn't that such a sad thing?
<v Speaker 2>A fob or a fucking keypad?
<v Speaker 3>You know.
<v Speaker 2>There was a time when keys were essential. He's mean nothing,
<v Speaker 2>all right? Yeah, while you're doing that, I will read
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<v Speaker 2>all the timeless treasures of Christmas, the warmth of home,
<v Speaker 2>the love of family, and the hopeful promise of a
<v Speaker 2>bright new year. Yes, dear coaches, coaches and John to
<v Speaker 2>like Tracy and Stacy. You all is two p in
<v Speaker 2>a pod. I'd be loving that. I would have got
<v Speaker 2>you green green cord, but shebibater. Anyway, Hope you like
<v Speaker 2>it and won't be having prime rip for Christmas because
<v Speaker 2>you know what it be. Oh, I know, I know
<v Speaker 2>who it is. It's Papa Shango. Uh agreed on every
<v Speaker 2>fucking point. I think. I think I have to agree.
<v Speaker 2>That's one of the best. This is from Yolanda Honda. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>this is one of the one of the best missives
<v Speaker 2>we've got. All right, here we go. Yeah, I love it.
<v Speaker 2>Two peas in a pond. I also like being called
<v Speaker 2>a coach. It's beautifully wrapped. I'm guessing candle or jam
<v Speaker 2>or some kind of jarred fruit god fruit or a
<v Speaker 2>candied fruit candle or candy fruit candle. Nope, what is this?
<v Speaker 2>What is it? What the fuck is that is that?
<v Speaker 2>It's an action figure inside of a jar full of
<v Speaker 2>what appears to be is that cabbage fasta? What the
<v Speaker 2>fuck should I open? This smells really bad? I don't
<v Speaker 2>Oh my good, what the fuck what is in there?
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to like? What does the smell like?
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to smell it, keep it away, No
<v Speaker 2>smell it. It's not opened. I don't smell anything actually
<v Speaker 2>really yeah, I mean this was like fucking Fetichi Alfredo
<v Speaker 2>or something like cheese sauce. It's in a jar. Who
<v Speaker 2>is it's Papa the other I guess it's Papa Shaga.
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's oh, it's all like it's all gelatinous and
<v Speaker 2>like so grow liquidy. But there's I mean, there's so
<v Speaker 2>much interest in finding out who it is. I know,
<v Speaker 2>but I don't want to eat hair open it. We
<v Speaker 2>can open it in like a like you're gonna have
<v Speaker 2>like an open Yeah, what is it? Ayman's fucking like,
<v Speaker 2>why is it so so fucking is it so? We
<v Speaker 2>can't see his face? See his face? We don't know
<v Speaker 2>who the postumanium maybe? Oh God, I makes you want
<v Speaker 2>to I don't know what to say, Thank you? Land.
<v Speaker 2>This is something? Is there any Dayton's gonna be? Is
<v Speaker 2>that any reason it's surrounded by food? Am I missing something?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I think about how I don't know when
<v Speaker 2>I got this gift from the UH. I mean, well,
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if this makes you feel any better the UH,
<v Speaker 2>I mean the date on the top of September twelve,
<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty four. Okay, I don't know what that means anything,
<v Speaker 2>but that is you can just see like the trace,
<v Speaker 2>like a blob of an action figure behind the smeared
<v Speaker 2>yellow nastiness of whatever is in here. Yeah, it's either
<v Speaker 2>it's either some kind of a cheese sauce or it's
<v Speaker 2>like just pasa that's been left out of you know,
<v Speaker 2>luke in like a room temperature. For clearly it's done
<v Speaker 2>in the post, right, you know, and it's been in
<v Speaker 2>my basement for fucking yeah, you know, a week at least.
<v Speaker 2>So what do we do? I don't know what to do.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we kind of need to know what's in there.
<v Speaker 2>I'm also scared to open it, like the thing is
<v Speaker 2>gonna come alive, and it's like we're gonna unleasha blob
<v Speaker 2>under the world. This is a new one. This is yeah,
<v Speaker 2>this is this is troublely. I mean, part of me
<v Speaker 2>says this is not gonna make it better. But what
<v Speaker 2>I feel like we should do is open it, put
<v Speaker 2>water in the jar, close it and shake it up.
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to touch it, just so we can
<v Speaker 2>see what's in there. What's in there, Like it's like
<v Speaker 2>I imagine a little bit of water would kind of
<v Speaker 2>loosen the gelatinous goo. Oh the things we do. Oh
<v Speaker 2>my god, what the fuck in there? The oh, here
<v Speaker 2>goes nothing? You ready, he's movies. He's scrambling out of
<v Speaker 2>the way like it's gonna come alive. Okay, ilet to
<v Speaker 2>pop it open here? Oh god, looks so vile. It
<v Speaker 2>smells cruse, it does. Oh what the fuck? Actually made
<v Speaker 2>a noise that alarmed? I know, I hope it heard it.
<v Speaker 2>Why Savio Vega in there? Is that Savio Vega? Or
<v Speaker 2>is it? Where is it the Godfather? No, that's Savio Vega. Okay,
<v Speaker 2>what's that going to do with pasta? The unwrapping continues
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