Revisiting WWF RAW 1999 Stone Cold Beer Bath, WrestleMania 15 Go Home Show, Triple H is Goldust

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number three sixteen,
<v Speaker 2>and today we're talking about WWF ROS War March twenty second,
<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety.
<v Speaker 3>Nine and what happens on that episode Billy Gun versus
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<v Speaker 1>Before we get into uh an Al Snow Valvenus and
<v Speaker 1>gold Dust running No no, I guess Stone Cold also
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<v Speaker 3>March twenty second, three sixteen gentlemen, three hundred and sixteen episodes?
<v Speaker 3>What has three hundred sixteen episodes?
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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Sorry, it's three hundred sixteen episodes of Tony. That's
<v Speaker 3>all here, And of course, to celebrate, we're going to
<v Speaker 3>talk about an infamous stone cold moment where he he
<v Speaker 3>had a lot of beer, which I guess could be
<v Speaker 3>any episode, but specifically this one he had a truck
<v Speaker 3>full of it. Before we get into that, let's see
<v Speaker 3>what was going on in the World wrestling at the
<v Speaker 3>time with the Wrestling Observer news letter from The Observer
<v Speaker 3>March twenty second, nineteen ninety nine, and ECW news. The
<v Speaker 3>financial situation still remains the biggest topic of news. I'm sure, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>it's great. Paul Hayman has described the situation as basically
<v Speaker 3>attempting to survive until the Take two Interactive Games two
<v Speaker 3>km's licensing money comes in. Both Vince McMahon and Jim
<v Speaker 3>Ross left for that. WF was willing to offer help
<v Speaker 3>when it came to promotional, financial or talent, some feeling
<v Speaker 3>the key was to get Haymen clearly in their camp
<v Speaker 3>in case something goes wrong to keep him from going WW,
<v Speaker 3>although it is obviously in the wf's best interest to
<v Speaker 3>keep e c W alive. There was a ton of
<v Speaker 3>rumors over the past week regarding Just Incredible's future with
<v Speaker 3>the company. There was definitely talks between Just Incredible and
<v Speaker 3>World Championship Wrestling. This is ninety ninety nine for what
<v Speaker 3>to do? What they called him to do a beer
<v Speaker 3>bash h He's under a five year contract with ECW,
<v Speaker 3>according to Paul Hayman, but him and Hayman spoke by
<v Speaker 3>the situation, and Hayman said that on Friday he offered
<v Speaker 3>Just Incredible his release if he wanted to go, but
<v Speaker 3>Credible decided to stay. Just Incredible in w CW sounds uh,
<v Speaker 3>just fucking horrible. Would he be with the Natural Woman thrillers?
<v Speaker 3>You think.
<v Speaker 1>In the MIA he'd be Captain bald Cooter?
<v Speaker 3>Uh. Valvenus will be on off the record on March
<v Speaker 3>twenty six arguing against unions with a union leader.
<v Speaker 1>He's a worker.
<v Speaker 3>Right, never too bright, he argued against unions. Oh so
<v Speaker 3>it was Sean Morley that did it? Wasn't the Big
<v Speaker 3>bellbos Bischof had a discussion with Chris Jericho about his
<v Speaker 3>future and made it clear that WW wanted to keep
<v Speaker 3>them and their way of trying to give him some
<v Speaker 3>ideas of how things would go is they were going
<v Speaker 3>to give him a weekly show on Nitro, which was
<v Speaker 3>a piper Spit type segment from The Observer March twenty ninth,
<v Speaker 3>nineteen ninety nine, and news aside from the pay per view.
<v Speaker 3>Not a lot to mention, Despite all the rumors to
<v Speaker 3>the contrary, there is not, nor has there ever been
<v Speaker 3>any consideration given to doing a Taz versus Sid title match.
<v Speaker 3>For all the reasons any logical person could come up with,
<v Speaker 3>There's no world where I don't think that I would
<v Speaker 3>be super intrigued by that match, Like either Taz figures
<v Speaker 3>out how to get this motherfucker in the Cattajaja may
<v Speaker 3>or Sid power bombs and beat him a ten. Yes,
<v Speaker 3>where's your scissors? Fuck you fucking scissors. Here's some more
<v Speaker 3>SID news for you. By the way, Sid Vicious debuted
<v Speaker 3>for kick Ass Wrestling on March. Sid powerbomb four job
<v Speaker 3>guys and sprayed pob on their backs. What does that mean,
<v Speaker 3>pob haa Sid?
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you you want to wrestle, sit, how about you
<v Speaker 1>fight a fighter?
<v Speaker 3>Fuck you? Sid is standing at the top of the
<v Speaker 3>repstas continue to do this for an entire episode of
<v Speaker 3>Hardcore TV. Last thing here the c for w F news.
<v Speaker 3>The Cleavage mailbox is apparently going to lead to one
<v Speaker 3>of the had bangers. I think Thrasher, he says, being
<v Speaker 3>given a new gimmick as beaver Cleavage with a sexy
<v Speaker 3>mom named June, and Meltzer says, I just hope they
<v Speaker 3>don't try an inbren angle out of that one.
<v Speaker 1>Beaver Cleavage almost ruined my career.
<v Speaker 3>I like that. It was almost Thrasher here.
<v Speaker 1>What was the what was the promo where that was?
<v Speaker 1>It was seven week after he debuted. No, it was
<v Speaker 1>like the week after he debuted, Cleavage came on a
<v Speaker 1>free take this gimmick.
<v Speaker 3>They did like a few weeks of it, and then
<v Speaker 3>he came out and said, like he did the backstage
<v Speaker 3>thing where he's supposed to have a match, and then
<v Speaker 3>he was like, my mom, gimmick sucks.
<v Speaker 1>That's my purse. Clavid, you're supposed to say you like
<v Speaker 1>your mom.
<v Speaker 3>Well that is it for the observer. Now let's talk
<v Speaker 3>about WF Monday Night, Row March twenty second one.
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's start with the Cold open. Here Stone
<v Speaker 1>Cold is walking and he's talking. He's here this week.
<v Speaker 3>Stone Cold showing up at the beginning of the show
<v Speaker 3>is like, way better than I mean, his track record
<v Speaker 3>is horrible. This guy sometimes shows up before right before
<v Speaker 3>his match. That's fucking crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Well, he sees a corps light silver bullet truck and
<v Speaker 1>the driver recognized the Stone Cold and asked for a
<v Speaker 1>little autograph.
<v Speaker 3>The guy asked for an autograph in Austin says, well,
<v Speaker 3>I'm kind of busy right now. How about I do
<v Speaker 3>you want better? How abould I get you a seat?
<v Speaker 3>And the guy's party He's like, oh fuck, thanks, appreciate it,
<v Speaker 3>And then Austin walks into the building. I will say
<v Speaker 3>before we get into all this, by the way, the
<v Speaker 3>order of events here, I did not. I didn't know
<v Speaker 3>that this is how they went down. No, me neither. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>and definitely did not.
<v Speaker 1>I thought this was the end of the show.
<v Speaker 3>I well, for reasons that feel like very apparent when
<v Speaker 3>dealing with soaking the ring, I definitely thought this was
<v Speaker 3>the last thing on the show. Yeah, me too.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler welcome us into
<v Speaker 1>the Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York.
<v Speaker 3>Pepsi. I love pepsi ol North Carolina special at Pepsi. Right,
<v Speaker 3>you take claim for that.
<v Speaker 1>That's right. There's a whole factory right down the road
<v Speaker 1>from me.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we steal from it often.
<v Speaker 1>No, we do not.
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, we do not, right, no, And why the
<v Speaker 3>fuck would you?
<v Speaker 1>Right, there is a four piece d X sign where
<v Speaker 1>they all do the Sucket taunt and they can control
<v Speaker 1>how fast they're doing the sucket and xbox sign is
<v Speaker 1>going nuts.
<v Speaker 3>What a fantastic sign, super creative. Like the boys are
<v Speaker 3>going out and that's a great time with the boys.
<v Speaker 3>It's a little unfortunate that, like I mean, obviously it's
<v Speaker 3>meant to be crotch Chops. Definitely just looks like it's
<v Speaker 3>four dudes jerking off on time.
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of what they were doing anyway.
<v Speaker 3>Yess, that's fucking true.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sure, Triple H did it when he wasn't even
<v Speaker 1>Triple H later.
<v Speaker 3>Tonight, which was fucking great. By the way, I didn't
<v Speaker 3>know what it was this episode either. This is I
<v Speaker 3>believe the go Home to Wrestlemingy fifteen.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's right, big pay per view for them. Well,
<v Speaker 1>Stone Cold takes on the Big Show Paul White Tonight Live.
<v Speaker 3>They're still playing with his name. Sometimes he's just Paul White,
<v Speaker 3>sometimes he's Big Show. Sometimes he's the Big Show Paul White.
<v Speaker 1>We start off the evening, we have the Corporation town hall. Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, like, I guess I should have known some
<v Speaker 3>promo was going to start the show, but even as
<v Speaker 3>it was going on, I figured that just they come
<v Speaker 3>out again later.
<v Speaker 1>Hmm yep. I absolutely expected.
<v Speaker 3>That, but that is not what's going on. The first
<v Speaker 3>thing I wrote down here is camera shot felt super
<v Speaker 3>weird because WWF usually shoots entrances from the bottom of
<v Speaker 3>the ramp. This one was like a closer shot of
<v Speaker 3>Vince Rock and Shane coming out, and I was like, Oh,
<v Speaker 3>that's weird. Why are they so close? And then I
<v Speaker 3>realized there's no ramps ramp yeah, on the floor. Yeah, interesting,
<v Speaker 3>I wonder why that is so the corporations here and
<v Speaker 3>Vince says, uh, you see, it's a privilege of stand
<v Speaker 3>in this ring between two great WWF champions, and champions
<v Speaker 3>will walk to the ring as title holders and likewise
<v Speaker 3>out of the ring at RUSTLEMANI as champions as well,
<v Speaker 3>and I would like to give the floor to the
<v Speaker 3>European champion Jane MacMahon. Shane says that everyone knows that
<v Speaker 3>he can take x POC because X POC I got
<v Speaker 3>your number and it's gonna be his honor and embarrass
<v Speaker 3>them in this very ring. However, I can't wait that
<v Speaker 3>long because tonight, XPAC, I'm challenging you a Greenwich street
<v Speaker 3>fight outside in Albany, New York. They're even confused that
<v Speaker 3>comedy like Greenwich and not. Vin says, another reason why
<v Speaker 3>we are confident is because our family is very secure
<v Speaker 3>an undertaker. When you arrive here tonight, you're gonna be
<v Speaker 3>very busy with the Big boss Man and others. The
<v Speaker 3>and other's part is the part that I didn't catch here,
<v Speaker 3>because what happens later happens. I'm very confused. Anyway, Here
<v Speaker 3>is the most electrified champion. The Rock the Rocks blue
<v Speaker 3>Brahma bullshirt, by the way, is hard as fuck. I
<v Speaker 3>love that logo.
<v Speaker 1>Rock also great look here in general. He has the
<v Speaker 1>gold bracelet, the gold watch, the gold trim glasses, the
<v Speaker 1>sharp side burns.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So Rock says, Stone Cold Steve Austin, we are
<v Speaker 3>six days away way both of the Rock goes into Philadelphia,
<v Speaker 3>the Rocks home away from home. I didn't know that.
<v Speaker 3>Maybe he was just hanging out there. He liked the
<v Speaker 3>ECW a lot at shutow of a Doubt and the
<v Speaker 3>career of the biggest piece of Texas trailer park trash walking.
<v Speaker 3>Then they show Stone Cold he's backstage watching on the monitor.
<v Speaker 3>They show this on the tron. Rock says, that doesn't
<v Speaker 3>surprise the Rock that you're watching back there, because there's
<v Speaker 3>something about the Rock that draws you to the Rock.
<v Speaker 3>There's an aura about the great One. I said, oh shit,
<v Speaker 3>Aura Farmer. The fact of the matter is this, when
<v Speaker 3>it's all said and done, all the Rocks smoke is cleared,
<v Speaker 3>there is no way Stone Cold Steve Austin will beat
<v Speaker 3>the Rock to become the WBAF champion. Austin's walking away
<v Speaker 3>from the monitor here, and Rock, for some reason, thinks
<v Speaker 3>that means that Austin arrived to the building, washed his promo,
<v Speaker 3>and then left the building. He just showed up for this.
<v Speaker 3>He has a scheduled match with Paul White and he's
<v Speaker 3>just leaving.
<v Speaker 1>I love that Rock used without a shadow of a doubt,
<v Speaker 1>all said and done, and when the smoke clears, he
<v Speaker 1>used all the wrestling from stuff. Yeah, yeah, that's weird
<v Speaker 1>because it's like.
<v Speaker 3>In my head the Rock stuff. But it's definitely not
<v Speaker 3>like he just says it often.
<v Speaker 1>I also love that Stone Cold is so over that
<v Speaker 1>they're just playing him drinking coffee on the tron and
<v Speaker 1>the crowd is losing their minds.
<v Speaker 3>They just want to know he's there.
<v Speaker 1>They should try this with someone else. A shame, McMahon.
<v Speaker 1>Have Xbox drinking a coffee back there. We could test
<v Speaker 1>the reactions, see who gets a bigger ones.
<v Speaker 3>So Austin walks away from the monitoring, Rock says, you
<v Speaker 3>damn right, he left the building. You go out there
<v Speaker 3>and get yourself a breath of fresh air, and you
<v Speaker 3>make no mistake about it. The Rock lives for two things,
<v Speaker 3>and the first thing is entertained the millions, and the
<v Speaker 3>second thing the Rocks live for is to kick your
<v Speaker 3>monkey ass s Green Earth. Yes what the Rock is
<v Speaker 3>good kid, so Vince says, anyways, uh, you know you're
<v Speaker 3>so everyone's saying stone Cold. It's it's not fair that
<v Speaker 3>Stone Cold has to take on the big show, and
<v Speaker 3>Vince says, you're right, it's not fair. So therefore, to
<v Speaker 3>make sure that Austin is six feet under and that
<v Speaker 3>makes sure things are fair. A night special referee, Hey,
<v Speaker 3>shut the fuck up. The referee will be the Rock
<v Speaker 3>and Mankind's music it's ah my and Mankind comes out
<v Speaker 3>and he's in his, of course very official referee shirt
<v Speaker 3>which is just drawn on ref stripes, which is very awesome,
<v Speaker 3>and Mankind says, that's a good idea of Vince.
<v Speaker 4>But you see, I got a better one, seeing as
<v Speaker 4>I am the best referee there is the best referee
<v Speaker 4>there was the best referee there.
<v Speaker 3>Ever will be. Hey, didn't you fucking you were threaten
<v Speaker 3>in equipment? Brett got screwed. Don't funk with the hit
<v Speaker 3>man wrong with you? He's probably right now, Yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>you're right kicking Vampiro's as I suggest, the Rock.
<v Speaker 4>And I get along in that ring to night with
<v Speaker 4>the winner becoming the special guest referee.
<v Speaker 3>What do you say, Vince? And Vince says no. He
<v Speaker 3>says you were drinking too much of stone cold in
<v Speaker 3>the back there, and Mankind says, Rock, what do you say,
<v Speaker 3>the great one?
<v Speaker 4>That's you?
<v Speaker 3>The testicular one. That's me. I'm glad that he had
<v Speaker 3>to function of just in case the Rock wasn't sure. Well,
<v Speaker 3>Rock says after the Rock contemplated that the great One
<v Speaker 3>says you can kiss his ass. Rock, I gave that
<v Speaker 3>up for lent. What well, I thought you'd say that,
<v Speaker 3>and Vince, I also thought you'd make the Rock the
<v Speaker 3>special referee. So what I did was, I want to
<v Speaker 3>say it. This doesn't make any fucking sense. I went
<v Speaker 3>to San Antonio and I got Commissioner Michaels to sign
<v Speaker 3>seal and deliver a contract and in that very ring
<v Speaker 3>there will be a match between Rock and Mankind and
<v Speaker 3>the Winter Well indeed referee the main event. How the
<v Speaker 3>fuck did he know this was gonna happen?
<v Speaker 1>Who am I to doubt Mankind?
<v Speaker 3>I guess I got maybe you got a jam up, guy,
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I just you could have just he could
<v Speaker 3>have started the paperwork, like I got this paperwork, And
<v Speaker 3>why didn't he start the show with the promo I
<v Speaker 3>got I'm refereeing the main guys.
<v Speaker 1>I always, I always love the w w F one
<v Speaker 1>way contracts.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, no one else has to sign it except
<v Speaker 3>miss Michaels. If you're contracted with, Like, if you have
<v Speaker 3>a WF contract, they can do whatever they want to you.
<v Speaker 3>I guess that's how Paul White, we're super cool with this,
<v Speaker 3>just having this fucking smelly mass man as a referee,
<v Speaker 3>and Mankind says, yeah, if you smell a little, lah,
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck is cooking?
<v Speaker 1>And then music hit like an into the segment that
<v Speaker 1>was funny as hell.
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was done, and that's why, especially because
<v Speaker 3>I was like, Okay, they'll come back out later for
<v Speaker 3>the business. And uh, Mankind leaves and he hugs a
<v Speaker 3>guy in the crowd that has a lifelike Mankind mask
<v Speaker 3>an outfit on he looked fucking just horrifying. And he
<v Speaker 3>leaves here, and Vince says, all right, cut the music.
<v Speaker 3>He asks Rock if he'd be okay with you know,
<v Speaker 3>fucking Mankind up one more time, and rocks as a
<v Speaker 3>matter of fact, the Rock will lay the smack down
<v Speaker 3>on his candy ass, and Vince goes to talk about
<v Speaker 3>the Grand Street Fight, but Stone calls, music is fucking
<v Speaker 3>playing here and Austin is now coming to the ring
<v Speaker 3>a gigantic fucking beer truck. And this is when I realized,
<v Speaker 3>oh my god, they start the show with this. That
<v Speaker 3>is crazy to start the show with this, like wow,
<v Speaker 3>and Austin almost just destroys the Titan Tron. The Titan
<v Speaker 3>Tron lifts, Like my brain, I guess this was like
<v Speaker 3>it wasn't until here that I, like my brain, ever
<v Speaker 3>realized how this was set up. I thought it was like,
<v Speaker 3>you know, the the tron was like a big standing piece,
<v Speaker 3>but this is actually something that hang from the ceiling.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's all rigged from the ceiling. I will say,
<v Speaker 1>I imagine everyone's pants were collectively ship when it came
<v Speaker 1>forward that far. I mean that thing barrel rolled the tron.
<v Speaker 3>What if that fucking fell? Oh shit, sorry, I'm dead?
<v Speaker 3>Is that howk I'm something? As god, I'm dead. Crutches
<v Speaker 3>them before us.
<v Speaker 1>The big show, and everyone's looking at it.
<v Speaker 4>They're more upset about that. Now, who's gonna make event
<v Speaker 4>the show? Actually, Sean, in the case of stone cold dies.
<v Speaker 3>I have another contract right here, la la la. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>so the tront almost kills everybody. The baby his face
<v Speaker 3>is just completely shocked. These fucking f dude legito face.
<v Speaker 3>The truck stops outside right at ringside, and Austin climbs
<v Speaker 3>on the top of the truck, and Austin says, if
<v Speaker 3>you're ready for WrestleMania, give me oh yeah. The crowd says,
<v Speaker 3>hell yeah, you damn right. Stoke called Steve Austin has
<v Speaker 3>been jerked around long enough. And I will say this
<v Speaker 3>with Paul Watt as a special referee or without them,
<v Speaker 3>it really don't make a damn because that belt is
<v Speaker 3>coming with me. And that's all I got to say
<v Speaker 3>about that. I have more to say, though, Please do
<v Speaker 3>not hit the second for the last few weeks. And
<v Speaker 3>Rock is talking shit in the ring, shut your little lips.
<v Speaker 3>I come down there and punch your little glasses off
<v Speaker 3>right now for the last few weeks. I come out
<v Speaker 3>here and I sit here, I listen to you spin
<v Speaker 3>your little nursery rhymes about Joe Broni Avenue or know
<v Speaker 3>your old boulevard. Jesus christ Son, you better get you're
<v Speaker 3>as serious, because don't CoA. Steve Austin is gonna take
<v Speaker 3>his ass to Philadelphia. Check right into the SmackDown Hotel,
<v Speaker 3>roll right into Roote three sixteen, and burn nuts out
<v Speaker 3>of a bitch to the ground. Fucking crowd loses their mind.
<v Speaker 3>Rock is fucking pissed. Jerry Lawler just keeps saying, ah,
<v Speaker 3>he's just spamming it. Well, every time Austin says something,
<v Speaker 3>the Rock says something. You look at me. Take your
<v Speaker 3>little glasses off so I can see your little eyeball son,
<v Speaker 3>because I want you to look right here. When the
<v Speaker 3>bell rings and the match is over, you are looking
<v Speaker 3>at that next w WF champion. And that's the bottom line,
<v Speaker 3>because Stone Cold said so. And then Austin gets in
<v Speaker 3>the truck and leaves back it up and they make
<v Speaker 3>sure to get the traumas time and se goes the
<v Speaker 3>other way, and then it swings forward and shoots into
<v Speaker 3>the ring and kills ever. So Austin gets off that
<v Speaker 3>he's standing on the hood of the truck now and says,
<v Speaker 3>the big celebration afterwards. You know, stone Colt's gonna drink
<v Speaker 3>a hell of a lot of beer, but I think
<v Speaker 3>we should share a prematch beer right now. So Austin
<v Speaker 3>climbs down, and the corporation don't understand what that means.
<v Speaker 3>And the Rock has a lot of shit to talk
<v Speaker 3>while Austin is I mean like they're watching him pull
<v Speaker 3>the longest hose ever from the side of this truck,
<v Speaker 3>but nothing is to be done about it because the
<v Speaker 3>Rock has shipped the dog. And Rock says, I'll tell
<v Speaker 3>you what, stone cold JABEBRONI, you come out here, you
<v Speaker 3>make your idol threats like you're the great one, but
<v Speaker 3>obviously you're not. So the Rock says, you take that
<v Speaker 3>truck and you drive it back down. No, you're a
<v Speaker 3>roll boulevard. You drive it right back to Joe BRONI
<v Speaker 3>drive and you check and fucking justice he's he's still
<v Speaker 3>in the middle of a sentence. Austin comes back with
<v Speaker 3>his gigantic hose and I mean, this thing unleashes all
<v Speaker 3>over the fucking rig like this is an egregious amount
<v Speaker 3>of liquid. It's the pressure of a fire hose too.
<v Speaker 3>It is a fire hose, but it's like of like
<v Speaker 3>putting out a fire. It's insane. Not even funnier if
<v Speaker 3>he just came out in a fire truck instead, you
<v Speaker 3>might wonder.
<v Speaker 1>Just ripped their skin off with a big hose.
<v Speaker 3>I had another idea, but it didn't work out. So
<v Speaker 3>Austin is I mean, he's dousing these dudes. He fucking
<v Speaker 3>climbs on the apron, He's spray Vince in the fucking
<v Speaker 3>head with it as Vince is laying on the mat
<v Speaker 3>and he's spraying them down so crazy. He sprays in
<v Speaker 3>a shane. Then there's a very small moment and the
<v Speaker 3>camera cuts away pretty quickly, but there's a small moment
<v Speaker 3>where he fucking aims it at his own face and
<v Speaker 3>starts drinking out of it and like it annihilates dead.
<v Speaker 3>He's so fucking like, I'm surprising and get a concussion
<v Speaker 3>from it. Oh it's closed, come off. He's like Dundas naggd.
<v Speaker 3>Just stick. He's no mercy naked. He f Vince is
<v Speaker 3>swimming in the ring and it's just puddle fucking beer.
<v Speaker 1>I love the Vince swimming shit.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, the Vince swimming is fantastic. How the fuck
<v Speaker 3>did this not ruin the ring for the night? I
<v Speaker 3>was gonna say, usually when they do this stuff, they
<v Speaker 3>have like a red carpet or a black carpet in
<v Speaker 3>the ring, you know, like when they do something like that,
<v Speaker 3>maybe they had seventeen canvases stashed. Yeah, you're really right.
<v Speaker 1>It would have been funny at it if it were.
<v Speaker 1>There was just like a big tarp in the ring,
<v Speaker 1>just like six big.
<v Speaker 3>Tarts everywhere was light tarp.
<v Speaker 1>Everyone's kind of from them like a ponshow.
<v Speaker 3>Nobody they don't so Yeah, Austin fucking just douses these
<v Speaker 3>dudes in beer. Everyone's soak, they're fucked up. Vince is
<v Speaker 3>like squeezing beer out of his suit. I mean, this
<v Speaker 3>shit's fuck. I mean, it hadn't hit the crowd too, right, Yeah, definitely,
<v Speaker 3>there's no way people didn't get drenched. Yeah, yeah, I
<v Speaker 3>mean just just absurd. Lawler says that's a three thousand
<v Speaker 3>dollars suit, and Cole says it was a three thousand
<v Speaker 3>dollars suit. Fuck you. Jao's out here, fuck you. I
<v Speaker 3>also can't believe we talked about that milk one first.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I know, it's just weird how that works.
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe that. Yeah, I mean it's good because
<v Speaker 3>we had something for all three sixteen.
<v Speaker 1>So we have Stern Cold versus Big Show Tonight, we
<v Speaker 1>have Mankind versus The Rock Uh for special guest ref spot.
<v Speaker 1>We have Shame McMahon versus x PAC and a Greenach
<v Speaker 1>street fight. We have Billy Gunn versus Dead Dog.
<v Speaker 3>No, you're like, mister ass.
<v Speaker 5>I can't watch anymore road. It's been six weeks. Every
<v Speaker 5>fucking where I turn on Deadlock, I gotta watch the
<v Speaker 5>fucking road Dog Dog.
<v Speaker 1>And that's the words of dead Dog.
<v Speaker 3>That is not especially Billy gun versus road Dog. I
<v Speaker 3>can't wait to tell you how much I hated this.
<v Speaker 1>Fun side story here, we met the kid of the
<v Speaker 1>person who sang the mister ass theme song.
<v Speaker 3>We went to a video game store just because we were, like,
<v Speaker 3>you know, just peeping the local, local mom and pop
<v Speaker 3>video games around the town, like game stop and this
<v Speaker 3>was not game Stop. And yeah, like he we were
<v Speaker 3>what would what did you buy that? He asked, this?
<v Speaker 3>Was it Royal Rumble for the Dreamcast? Is that what
<v Speaker 3>it was? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>I think so.
<v Speaker 3>And he was like, hey, I tell all the you know,
<v Speaker 3>if someone's wrestling, I tell them this. Like his brother's
<v Speaker 3>friend's dad sang ass Man and we were like, what
<v Speaker 3>does he know, he's a legend. Yeah, his dad, Jim Johnston,
<v Speaker 3>is dead. Lemmy.
<v Speaker 1>Did you know that your friend's dad loved to plunk them?
<v Speaker 3>It was actually a song he wrote and they picked
<v Speaker 3>it up. Four Billy Gunns.
<v Speaker 1>And we also have Ivory versus Sable.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, that's a which I think later they call
<v Speaker 3>a tune up match or something for sable.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right, odd, I think that's a boxing term.
<v Speaker 3>Is it Okay, that makes it sounded insulting.
<v Speaker 1>No, I think it's a boxing term for like a
<v Speaker 1>champion who uh usually like they're because boxing is so
<v Speaker 1>weird how they do fucking matchmaking and boxing. You you,
<v Speaker 1>you know, there's nine different fucking federations, and your manager
<v Speaker 1>gets you matches and stuff like that. So like a
<v Speaker 1>manager would get you a match against someone who isn't
<v Speaker 1>in title contention, so you have confidence going into your
<v Speaker 1>title fight, and then sometimes the you know, they lose,
<v Speaker 1>but most of the time they went okay, it's like
<v Speaker 1>a sweeter way to say jobber match, really, but yeah,
<v Speaker 1>just to warm up for them.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, I'm sure there's times where that dude loses though.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I think that's what kind of message sucks. Dude,
<v Speaker 1>that would suck. You got a tune up match and
<v Speaker 1>then you just get your ass kicked, all right.
<v Speaker 3>Sure, surely you blame your manager for that then right,
<v Speaker 3>Hey what the fun?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?
<v Speaker 6>Sure you got me against the best fighter ever, you
<v Speaker 6>piece of ship me.
<v Speaker 1>When I lose and get knocked out, why the fuck
<v Speaker 1>do you do that ship.
<v Speaker 3>Blaming my manager by the manager too.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we have Jeff Jarrett and Owen Hart with Deborah
<v Speaker 1>versus the Brood, which ends up being Gangrel and Edge.
<v Speaker 1>Edge the Rock opens the show and now you start
<v Speaker 1>with Edge the w W Tag title match. Jeff Jarrett
<v Speaker 1>and Owen Hart make their entrance and the music fucks
<v Speaker 1>up and stops playing for a minute. I imagine the
<v Speaker 1>big cors Light truck attacking the tron had something to
<v Speaker 1>do with that.
<v Speaker 3>We're all that beard they could help. I don't think
<v Speaker 3>it was. I think it was just a foule coruption. Boys.
<v Speaker 3>I don't think anything to do with the truck, and
<v Speaker 3>I don't think you should blame the poor truck or
<v Speaker 3>the truck man.
<v Speaker 1>I did not expect to see this next part.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.
<v Speaker 1>So the Public Enemy faced Jared and Owen last week
<v Speaker 1>for the tag titles.
<v Speaker 3>Yet we have covered by the way on our Patreon
<v Speaker 3>maybe the only time anyone has ever done this. We
<v Speaker 3>took to the streets and we said we will do
<v Speaker 3>what the people want. On Patreon you could find it
<v Speaker 3>is in the watch this series. We watched every Public
<v Speaker 3>Enemy Don't Be Up match in one video.
<v Speaker 1>And Michael Cole thought he should really tear into Public
<v Speaker 1>Enemy here. Oh my god, So Public Enemy faced Jared
<v Speaker 1>and Owen last week, and Cole says many superstars don't
<v Speaker 1>want Public Enemy working here because of where they used
<v Speaker 1>to work, perhaps abandoning a sinking.
<v Speaker 3>Ship anyway, So yeah, he says the ref obviously didn't
<v Speaker 3>want them there either, because in the match last week,
<v Speaker 3>the ref saw Jarrett hit one of them with guitar
<v Speaker 3>and still counted the one, two three, which should have
<v Speaker 3>been an obvious disqualification.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the ref just didn't care. Well, the ref doesn't
<v Speaker 1>care in this match either. He must just hate the
<v Speaker 1>tag titles.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, maybe just call it. You know, they
<v Speaker 3>just didn't fuck with the tag division here. I didn't
<v Speaker 3>know that that was legit Public Enemies thing here. I
<v Speaker 3>didn't catch them when we watched that. That, like, their
<v Speaker 3>angle here is legit. Everyone hates them and.
<v Speaker 1>It'd be funny if it wasn't.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, oh my god, fu.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't like these guys at all, I gotta
<v Speaker 1>tell you. Anyways. Yeah, so uh. After that, it then
<v Speaker 1>cuts to JR at a frat party with Doctor Death.
<v Speaker 3>Cole on commentary says well, Jarr is being honored to
<v Speaker 3>night by Tak Kappa epsilon the t k E Fraternity,
<v Speaker 3>And we're gonna go to the fraternity and all the
<v Speaker 3>boys are there, and we go there and all the
<v Speaker 3>boys are there, and they have signs that they definitely made,
<v Speaker 3>like Michael Cole sucks.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, these are real signs.
<v Speaker 3>Well, folks, we've been invited here tonight, I mean old
<v Speaker 3>Doc because my buddies here, these are his friends. My
<v Speaker 3>buddies here are having a party in my honor Jr's
<v Speaker 3>war party. We're gonna watch raw and boys, we're gonna
<v Speaker 3>race them hell tonight.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yes, dude. Seeing JR. In the classic college room
<v Speaker 1>where it's just white walls, a couch and a TV
<v Speaker 1>with nothing of Senate and doctor desk sitting right beside
<v Speaker 1>him is the funniest thing I've ever seen. So here's
<v Speaker 1>public enemy. We all hate those guys. Guys as just
<v Speaker 1>fucking badass, goddamn fucking rashling bars.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, I mean JR Is in regular JR. Get
<v Speaker 3>up too, like this is just his.
<v Speaker 1>Outude, yes, like hat, Yeah, he's got it all.
<v Speaker 3>What then is good boys?
<v Speaker 1>So the brute just make regular entrances. I assumed this
<v Speaker 1>had to do with the entrance way needed for the truck.
<v Speaker 3>Ah no ramp yet, they should have just dug a hole.
<v Speaker 1>They should have came from the ceiling.
<v Speaker 3>Oh they were going to its tune. Fucking not the mollment.
<v Speaker 1>WrestleMania fifteen is brought to you by the crispy Orange Eminem.
<v Speaker 3>Which is the best one. I wish this was sponsored
<v Speaker 3>by the Green Eminem and Felders. Is that the sexy one? Yes?
<v Speaker 3>Oh nice? Oh yeah, you got it right. Fuck that thing.
<v Speaker 3>This has a little picture picture Jr. The bottom hole.
<v Speaker 3>Sh Oh my god, Jr. Cam for the whole show.
<v Speaker 3>That would be awesome just talking to the boys about
<v Speaker 3>this match.
<v Speaker 1>They're just sitting there chilling. The door bus open. It's
<v Speaker 1>the Orange Eminem.
<v Speaker 3>What ups a beer?
<v Speaker 1>The wrestle many of fifteen Eminem.
<v Speaker 3>Doctor doctor Balzon to a table. Fucked a gree We're
<v Speaker 3>a little mess. Gang Girl has a gothic lifestyle, and
<v Speaker 3>give me a beer.
<v Speaker 1>So Owen Hard hits the spinning heel kick Gang Girl
<v Speaker 1>that hits the dead ball suplex on Owen and tags
<v Speaker 1>in Edge, who hits a power slam for two. Edge
<v Speaker 1>hits a Mitchinoku driver. Yeah, hey, it's nineteen ninety nine.
<v Speaker 1>Man runs over.
<v Speaker 3>He just don't talk of ship? Is he not? Still?
<v Speaker 3>He do?
<v Speaker 1>What shot?
<v Speaker 3>NOVI?
<v Speaker 1>This is cock off exact. There's people more mincing Oka drivers,
<v Speaker 1>he says, chopping cocks off. He's on white.
<v Speaker 3>Oh fuck, better not be.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not coming back to that fucking soft God. I'm
<v Speaker 1>glad I'm not there.
<v Speaker 3>Hey, boys want to change? Was going on? Nitrol eating? Cool?
<v Speaker 1>Going on this one?
<v Speaker 3>Nitro watch parties.
<v Speaker 1>You guys want to boy, you go do anything else?
<v Speaker 3>You can lead, you do anything. Oh we got a
<v Speaker 3>back good mink driving is happening. Oh my god, I'm sweating.
<v Speaker 1>You boys want to do anything else? You got some weed? So?
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah. Edge hits a Mitchinoku driver that he's allowed to.
<v Speaker 3>Do and you shouldn't be. But that's fine.
<v Speaker 1>Jeff Jarrett takes Gang Grell off the apron. Christian comes
<v Speaker 1>in when the ref gets distracted and Christian in big
<v Speaker 1>puffy white shirt. Edge not Christian, comes in. The ref
<v Speaker 1>gets distracted, him and Edge hit Jarrett with a combo
<v Speaker 1>reverse DDT and Christian pins Jarrett and the ref just
<v Speaker 1>counts it.
<v Speaker 3>They pulled twin magic here, of course, twin fucking magic.
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck like? Even if they tried it with
<v Speaker 3>gang growing fucking Christian, it's still ridiculous. They don't look
<v Speaker 3>anything alike. But they did it with the two guys
<v Speaker 3>that are not dressed anything alike. Dude, what like Jay
<v Speaker 3>said puffy white? Like clearly? I think he even says
<v Speaker 3>on commentary he goes, uh hello, He's like, it's so
<v Speaker 3>fucking stupid.
<v Speaker 1>All right, So Christian comes in and now he's in
<v Speaker 1>the match. So Jeff Jarrett hits divorce court on Christian,
<v Speaker 1>who is now just wrestling until he does it. So
<v Speaker 1>Edge comes back in and it hits a flying cross
<v Speaker 1>body and the ref counts too. Right, Well, owen Hart
<v Speaker 1>makes the safe and does woo with his arms up.
<v Speaker 3>That's fucking awesome, which makes the match break down.
<v Speaker 1>That was the iggy for everyone to get in. So
<v Speaker 1>the Public Enemy run down and they're brawling with both
<v Speaker 1>teams now, and the Public Enemy get their ass beat
<v Speaker 1>and then they get shit canned, and then the broo
<v Speaker 1>music starts playing and the lights go out.
<v Speaker 3>You think it's the Public Enemy getting bloodbath here, because
<v Speaker 3>why would it not be.
<v Speaker 1>Well, the lights come back on and Deborah has been bloodbath.
<v Speaker 3>It almost like her reaction was so good here that
<v Speaker 3>I was almost convinced that, like they ribbed her here.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, sure, they saw her in the white gear
<v Speaker 1>and said, oh yeah.
<v Speaker 3>They start her getting ready. Oh we got a ribber
<v Speaker 3>yet very obviously supposed to be public enemy Dev's out
<v Speaker 3>there just fucking do it to her. Like that's what
<v Speaker 3>it felt like her reaction was. I mean, like if
<v Speaker 3>it wasn't, what a fantastic actress she fucking is. I mean,
<v Speaker 3>that's that was She sold it perfectly. Dude, Owen Hart,
<v Speaker 3>I mean, he's the funniest dude ever. He's not even
<v Speaker 3>trying to be Jeff and Owener outside pissed like looking
<v Speaker 3>at her, and Owen looking at it and says, who did this?
<v Speaker 6>Good question?
<v Speaker 3>Could be anybody?
<v Speaker 1>So we go backstage. Billy Gunn and d Doug are
<v Speaker 1>back here with Lucas in the WWF dot com room,
<v Speaker 1>and Billy Gunn says that tonight they find out the
<v Speaker 1>best of the best between the New Age Outlaws.
<v Speaker 3>Because of course they both are champions. Billy Gunn, as
<v Speaker 3>the title road Dog, has a title Intercontinental and Hardcore
<v Speaker 3>title on the line here and Billy Mister says, misters
<v Speaker 3>is walking out with the icy title on the hardcore title. Sorry,
<v Speaker 3>and the dog says.
<v Speaker 1>Sorry about having this damn match.
<v Speaker 3>Right, you fucking should be Uh. The dog says, I
<v Speaker 3>won't be sorry because the do O double G lives
<v Speaker 3>his life all or nothing, and tonight he's gonna walk
<v Speaker 3>away a double L. So walk away with a double eg.
<v Speaker 3>Excuse me, with all of the belts. I guess, so, mister,
<v Speaker 3>a double crooked letter. I'll see yours a ringside, and
<v Speaker 3>then the dog leaves and Billy Gunn, not wanting to
<v Speaker 3>get one up, says, you'll walk out with nothing like
<v Speaker 3>when I found you and you can hear it. Road
<v Speaker 3>Dog off camera says yes, suck it, and then.
<v Speaker 1>He walks back in on Lucas and said, and that's
<v Speaker 1>the word.
<v Speaker 6>No, oh good dog doesn't fucking do that. He doesn't
<v Speaker 6>do this, he doesn't have that's all my dog.
<v Speaker 1>Let the dogs out. Backstage segment, Vince is here with
<v Speaker 1>Shane in the Stooges and Shane says he's gonna take
<v Speaker 1>down x POC grinnage style.
<v Speaker 3>Bam bam bam, bam bam bam and Vince says, as
<v Speaker 3>far as Austin's concerned, I assure you the Big Show
<v Speaker 3>will take care of him. Now, what are you guys doing?
<v Speaker 3>He looks at the stooges and brisco says, anything you like,
<v Speaker 3>mister McMahon, It says, all right about now, I could
<v Speaker 3>use a cup of coffee.
<v Speaker 1>You're a weird fucking guy.
<v Speaker 3>Man, Why don't you fucking talk like that? Briscoe says, yes,
<v Speaker 3>serve nice and hot, mister McMahon.
<v Speaker 1>So now it's sim for Billy Gunn versus The Dog.
<v Speaker 3>I gotta say, in the history of singles matches between
<v Speaker 3>two guys that tagged with each other for a very
<v Speaker 3>long time, this has to be top five worst ones,
<v Speaker 3>if not the worst one ever. I hated this match,
<v Speaker 3>and I'm mad that I had to watch it. This
<v Speaker 3>shit sucked.
<v Speaker 7>Oh you didn't know, so Road Dog firms they could
<v Speaker 7>firms that we will be doing it doggy style tonight.
<v Speaker 1>Billy Gunn mother f and bombed hardcore Holly into Jr's
<v Speaker 1>little announced table last week, forced JR. To head over
<v Speaker 1>to the frat house party.
<v Speaker 3>Well, I guess I got the week off. They broke
<v Speaker 3>my table.
<v Speaker 4>Uh.
<v Speaker 1>This also allowed Billy Gunn to win the hardcore title.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah for this big match, Well, we.
<v Speaker 1>Start with the International where Billy Gunn falls face first
<v Speaker 1>when it comes time for the hip toss.
<v Speaker 3>Trips on his own feet and falls on his face
<v Speaker 3>and they just never they just never figure it out
<v Speaker 3>after this.
<v Speaker 1>Dude.
<v Speaker 3>You know what I don't understand about this is it's
<v Speaker 3>a hardcore ton match, but it's not a hardcore match. Huh.
<v Speaker 1>It's because they're boys, you know.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sure, I'll take that. I guess you could just
<v Speaker 3>have a regular match even if it is hardcore. I guess. Okay,
<v Speaker 3>you know it's weel too. Yeah, they are broke.
<v Speaker 1>Dog confirmed it was Doggie's style.
<v Speaker 3>Earlier. I wish there was a Doggy styles you'd finding
<v Speaker 3>some of the gratis one.
<v Speaker 1>This technically is he confided that.
<v Speaker 3>So, so thank you for reaffirming.
<v Speaker 1>Was this good? This live up to your expectation?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Like I'm satisfied.
<v Speaker 1>Actually, so, Billy gunnfall's face first on the very first
<v Speaker 1>part of the match. I think the ring might have
<v Speaker 1>been slippery or.
<v Speaker 3>What happened earlier your beer and blood that made anything
<v Speaker 3>slippery around there.
<v Speaker 1>I assume also what happened here was they were told,
<v Speaker 1>you guys have four and these guys called absolutely nothing
<v Speaker 1>and probably drank a few beers and went out here
<v Speaker 1>and did the thing and then headed to the back.
<v Speaker 1>So mister Ask goes for the shake, rattle and roll,
<v Speaker 1>but stops because he feels bad about using the closed fist.
<v Speaker 3>His friend doesn't, though Road Dog does not.
<v Speaker 1>Feel bad, does the whole thing with the atrix and
<v Speaker 1>then penz them.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, Billy Gunn does a head scissors. Look like shit.
<v Speaker 1>I mean they were just doing shit. I mean shit,
<v Speaker 1>we have nothing head scissors.
<v Speaker 3>You probably call the head scissors. I don't do that,
<v Speaker 3>fucking do it.
<v Speaker 1>So Billy Gunn does a head scissors and then a
<v Speaker 1>hip toss and a double arm drag. Billy gun misses
<v Speaker 1>the corner splash and then hits the famouser.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah dude, he hits the post. Road Dog dances, So
<v Speaker 3>Billy gun just got kicks hi hit and then he
<v Speaker 3>like his fucking his joystick is all fun, dumps and
<v Speaker 3>he just can't stop talking.
<v Speaker 1>And then Al snow val Venus and Gold does interfere.
<v Speaker 3>I wish you guys could have experienced the laugh that
<v Speaker 3>I had when I saw this happening like I was
<v Speaker 3>in such like a state of bliss of how could you? Used?
<v Speaker 3>And excited? I was to figure out why the fuck
<v Speaker 3>alson Valvinus were together and attacking the h Outlaws. Dude,
<v Speaker 3>I said, what the fuck? Why are they all here? Dude?
<v Speaker 3>They come out and collectively stomp mister S and the
<v Speaker 3>road Dog out. And if we find out that and
<v Speaker 3>this is I swear this is how they phrase it.
<v Speaker 3>These guys will be in either the hardcore or in
<v Speaker 3>title match of WrestleMania. WrestleMania is six days away. What
<v Speaker 3>the fuck do you mean might like in either one?
<v Speaker 3>Why don't you know? Dude? It is crazy to leave
<v Speaker 3>like a cliffhanger going into Mania, like, uh a, I'm
<v Speaker 3>not hanging on any fucking cliff for any of these guys, don't.
<v Speaker 1>Right now, Well, the RAF calls for the bell. Everyone
<v Speaker 1>in the ring is confused. Actually wrote down here this sucked.
<v Speaker 1>I usually don't do that, but that's crazy.
<v Speaker 3>I want to sell from here a little bit. Agod.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I wrote this is bad here. I hate this,
<v Speaker 3>but that's not abnormal for me to write to be fair.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we go backstage. The Stooges are getting coffee and
<v Speaker 1>then they get scared when someone off camera approaches them.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're getting them coffee, and pat says, you know
<v Speaker 3>how he like said, no cream nose jugger, he'll be happy.
<v Speaker 3>And Brisco has the coffee and he drops the coffee
<v Speaker 3>and he's staring behind patt and he says, oh no please,
<v Speaker 3>and they're bagging off him and Patton. Then we go
<v Speaker 3>to commercial. We come back and we see backstage Mike Kyota,
<v Speaker 3>Pat Patterson and Jared Briscoll were all laid out and
<v Speaker 3>Mike Kyota is bleeding. Did he's got blood bath backstage? I? Okay,
<v Speaker 3>that's what I thought at first. To me, I was like, okay,
<v Speaker 3>is this a brood thing because he's bleeding. But it
<v Speaker 3>wasn't like a blood bath. He legit was like gigged.
<v Speaker 3>So you must have got busted up in hard way
<v Speaker 3>I think is or it was, you know whatever. He
<v Speaker 3>just took one for the business, which you know. So
<v Speaker 3>Cole says they were attacked during the break and you
<v Speaker 3>won't guess by who, And he's right, is how you
<v Speaker 3>wrote down, I wrote, Paul Ellering has to be involved
<v Speaker 3>in this. It's the original legion of doom. They're attacking
<v Speaker 3>the Stooges because that's the new legion of Dude, the
<v Speaker 3>better version, the old one, the Stooges. I guess posed
<v Speaker 3>as the Legion of Doom last week and lost to
<v Speaker 3>Shane in a handicap match. So that's why they're back
<v Speaker 3>and mad. And Paul Ellering is also here because okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>he just has to you know, he's feeling for his boys.
<v Speaker 1>Sucks around here. He just had to watch Billy Gunn
<v Speaker 1>versus my dog. He's best, all right. So now it's
<v Speaker 1>time for the Blue Meanie. What we have a show
<v Speaker 1>coming up in Philadelphia.
<v Speaker 3>Buddy, I could not believe that I was watching. I
<v Speaker 3>thought Blue Meeni was coming out here for a match
<v Speaker 3>to get his ass kicked. Then he grabbed the mic,
<v Speaker 3>as Blue Meani has mic time on this show, Like
<v Speaker 3>what is fucking going on? This is unbelievable and I
<v Speaker 3>love the Blue Meani, but like, what the fuck are
<v Speaker 3>you doing? So he fucking he says, got the fucking
<v Speaker 3>is hey, Shamrock, I'm stick and tired of you sticking
<v Speaker 3>your nose in our business. It's become pretty obviously me
<v Speaker 3>that theF is not big enough for the both of us.
<v Speaker 3>So tonight is where the Blue Meani takes a stand.
<v Speaker 3>That's why, Shamrock, I'm calling you out. So if you
<v Speaker 3>got the guts, come down the aisle, step through those
<v Speaker 3>ropes and get the spanking you deserve. And I'm like, wow,
<v Speaker 3>I'm about to watch the Blue Meenie get pulverized, Like
<v Speaker 3>this is gonna be fucking fun. As he I'm excited
<v Speaker 3>SHAMROCK's music hits, Ryan Shamrock comes out, I'm like wow,
<v Speaker 3>this is fucking insane, and they call her the world's
<v Speaker 3>most dangerous sister. So Blue Meani is upset with Ryan
<v Speaker 3>Shamrock because gold Dust is flirting with Ryan Shamrock and
<v Speaker 3>Blue mean he doesn't like that. Ryan Shamrock gets in
<v Speaker 3>and they go face to face. Just what and then
<v Speaker 3>Blue meen he fucking takes the knee and or he
<v Speaker 3>sits down and Ben's are over his knee and goes
<v Speaker 3>to spanker well. Ken Shamrock runs out to fucking make
<v Speaker 3>the save. He's not gonna have this, not having his
<v Speaker 3>SA But then all of a sudden, gold Dust is
<v Speaker 3>here and he jumps Ken Shamrock and Shamrock counts Irish
<v Speaker 3>Whip and hits a back elbow and a belly to
<v Speaker 3>belly gold dust. He ankle locks gold Dust, and I mean,
<v Speaker 3>I swore Blue mean he was gonna fucking give Shamrock
<v Speaker 3>a shot to the head here, but he's nice and
<v Speaker 3>he gives him a shot to the back, and Shamrock
<v Speaker 3>sells it like death, like fucking Blue Meeni gave him
<v Speaker 3>a good one. It was a good shot. I'm glad
<v Speaker 3>that he waited for him to put him in the anklelock,
<v Speaker 3>just sitting in the corner like lett him beat up
<v Speaker 3>gold Dust. That was cool. Yeah, nice of you mean
<v Speaker 3>he can do it too early when I.
<v Speaker 1>Touched my fucking screen when he ankle like gold dust,
<v Speaker 1>leave him alone. You're hurting him.
<v Speaker 3>You're gonna take him off of Rustlemania that I bought
<v Speaker 3>a ticket to see him for, Like what the fuck?
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what he's gonna be in yet,
<v Speaker 1>and you're gonna.
<v Speaker 3>Hurt him just there, So Blue Meat, Shamrock sells down,
<v Speaker 3>and Blue Meani does like the Austin drop to his
<v Speaker 3>belly and talk ship, which I thought was funny as fuck.
<v Speaker 1>With the glasses on.
<v Speaker 3>Prescription. So Blue Mead, he yells at Ryan Shamrock and
<v Speaker 3>then they both helped Coldest to the back. Goldess looked
<v Speaker 3>like he had a painted goat goatee on here, which
<v Speaker 3>looked insane. I guess stuff. Oh sorry about that, glasses.
<v Speaker 1>So we go to the j R is War frat
<v Speaker 1>party and everyone is channing j R j R.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hell yeah, boys, I'm having a great time. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>you know, I'd rather be at Ring Shote, no doubt
<v Speaker 3>about that. But I would be at Ring Shot if
<v Speaker 3>it wasn't for that goddamn hardcore Holly. He defended his
<v Speaker 3>hard tu title against mister as and uh, he went
<v Speaker 3>through my table, and if if my table wasn't broke,
<v Speaker 3>I'd be at Ring Shote tonight. But we're gonna have
<v Speaker 3>a great time tonight. Hey, we're all the girls. That
<v Speaker 3>was funny at Funky jumped out light word of girls.
<v Speaker 3>Where the girls? That was fucking awesome? Yeah, hell yeah Jr.
<v Speaker 3>And where's the crack? No j R j R j R.
<v Speaker 1>Come on, boy, he says, say, boys, getting ready for
<v Speaker 1>the night.
<v Speaker 3>She's gonna be in the house live in Albany. She
<v Speaker 3>gets set up for wrestle match. I to not match live.
<v Speaker 1>We get the mankind chef boy r d over stuffed
<v Speaker 1>b for Ravioli commercial beef BV bev.
<v Speaker 3>Oh hey, what's up BV.
<v Speaker 1>I used to kill this shit as a kid man.
<v Speaker 3>The chef r D M. Yeah, you were a chef.
<v Speaker 1>I didn't give a fuck. Yeah, like getting over stuff
<v Speaker 1>to ones Feroni spaghetti, I mean just everything, really, I
<v Speaker 1>mean these things all the time. I used to eat
<v Speaker 1>it cold. We go on fishing trips. Yeah, yeah, Vienna
<v Speaker 1>sausages and fucking chef Boyard cold. That was real. We
<v Speaker 1>are at the Cleavage Home.
<v Speaker 3>That's it, right, Yeah, shot outside the Cleavage Home, and
<v Speaker 3>you know it's the clevang Home because the mailbox has
<v Speaker 3>cleavage and there's just a shot of the house with music,
<v Speaker 3>and Wila says, can you tell me what the hell
<v Speaker 3>that is?
<v Speaker 1>No, while the ministry has arrived.
<v Speaker 3>This is fucking awesome. I don't know if like this
<v Speaker 3>is just what the acolytes wanted to wear, or if
<v Speaker 3>like this was a last second we gotta fucking tape
<v Speaker 3>this or something. But the acolytes are like dressed to
<v Speaker 3>the nines here they look great.
<v Speaker 6>And then you see Stinky come on, I mean he.
<v Speaker 3>Looks ridiculous, fucking Viscera's I mean Viscera. And then there's
<v Speaker 3>the Undertaker and his goddamn robe.
<v Speaker 1>Showing up for their big match tonight.
<v Speaker 3>Which I mean, like everyone, I just want you to,
<v Speaker 3>you know, take a second and think. You know, Vince
<v Speaker 3>threatened the Undertaker with a match against the boss.
<v Speaker 1>Man and others.
<v Speaker 3>And others, which again I didn't think about, but what
<v Speaker 3>could that be? Take a second to think about it
<v Speaker 3>and we'll let you know in a second.
<v Speaker 1>They have Sable versus I've Resable is going to be
<v Speaker 1>a part of the WrestleMania Rage Party that Chef Boyard
<v Speaker 1>is presenting.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my, and that is classic deadlock episode. We we
<v Speaker 3>actually have reviewed the WrestleMania fifteen Rage Party. If you
<v Speaker 3>haven't heard it, you should do yourself a favor. It is.
<v Speaker 3>It is one of my favorite shows we've ever done.
<v Speaker 1>I mean, the Chocolate Salty Balls was awesome.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, what was the band? It was the Pond. Daddy's
<v Speaker 3>right right big.
<v Speaker 1>And that's Sable there, that's the wall.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, classic review. Definitely Table's there and she's doing the
<v Speaker 3>grind and you gotta check it out. Of course she
<v Speaker 3>is fantastic.
<v Speaker 1>Well. Sable says that this is for all the women
<v Speaker 1>who want to be me and all the men who
<v Speaker 1>came to see me. And then she does the grind.
<v Speaker 3>She owns the grind like five times in the span
<v Speaker 3>of five minutes. That's her heel tone, right, the grind.
<v Speaker 3>That's over grind, maybe ton for me.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Ivory comes down here with Delo Brown, and Ivory
<v Speaker 1>is fucking ripped. Man.
<v Speaker 3>She looks fantastic, incredible shape, which is again like I
<v Speaker 3>was like, oh okay, like tune up match sounds weird here,
<v Speaker 3>and Sable actually does get a lot on her here,
<v Speaker 3>But I mean I think they they would like Ivory.
<v Speaker 3>I mean she was usually in a position to if somebody,
<v Speaker 3>if they wanted one of the women to have a
<v Speaker 3>good match, it was put him against Ivory. Delo is here,
<v Speaker 3>as you said, he's on commentary and he says, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>we need to throw a shout out to big sexual. Uh,
<v Speaker 3>big sexual A big sexual chocolate is actually what he says,
<v Speaker 3>shout out a big sexual chocolate. Back at home, what's up, dog?
<v Speaker 1>I want to give a shout out to the orange eminem.
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to give a shout out to Jim
<v Speaker 3>Ross at the frat party all right.
<v Speaker 1>Ivory keeps trying to start the match, but Sable is
<v Speaker 1>stretching and doing the grind.
<v Speaker 3>And the referee is on sable side for this, and
<v Speaker 3>she keeps stopping Ivory from doing anything.
<v Speaker 1>That's the champions, you know, gimmick bullshit, bullshit, I say well.
<v Speaker 1>Cole says a triple threat for the Hardcore title has
<v Speaker 1>been set at WrestleMania. Yes, Billy gunn versus Hardcore, Holly
<v Speaker 1>versus Al Snow.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that can only mean one thing. Then here,
<v Speaker 3>oh right, yeah, and Dela's pissed. What the hell are
<v Speaker 3>they doing here?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Terry Rerunnolds and Jackie are here, and Delo's pissed,
<v Speaker 1>and Terry walks over to him, and Delo immediately gets
<v Speaker 1>up and calls her a two dollars slutty ass and
<v Speaker 1>tells her to get out of here.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and Terry slaps the ship out of him, which
<v Speaker 3>of course upsets de Lo and they they start, you know,
<v Speaker 3>walking on hardcam side who you know, kind of she's
<v Speaker 3>avoiding him and Delo is pursuing him. There's still the.
<v Speaker 1>One fucking thing going on in that ring, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>kicking her kind of.
<v Speaker 3>Just keep it her download eat Uh.
<v Speaker 1>Sable goes to the Sable Bomb, but Ivory rolls her
<v Speaker 1>up for a two. Ivory goes for a Canadian Destroyer
<v Speaker 1>but get cuts up in the.
<v Speaker 3>Road Island Jair Road Canadian Destroyer. I mean like it
<v Speaker 3>was the closest thing I've ever seen to one without
<v Speaker 3>it being one.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So Ivory then gets her legs pulled by Jackie uh,
<v Speaker 1>and Sable hits the Sable Bomb with grind theatrics for
<v Speaker 1>the three.
<v Speaker 3>The ref is, of course distracted by Terry and d Lo,
<v Speaker 3>which is why all this was allowed.
<v Speaker 1>I guess it doesn't matter.
<v Speaker 3>That's very true. They're not paying attention regardless. Christian was
<v Speaker 3>in a tag match earlier that he wasn't in.
<v Speaker 1>Tory runs down and Sable kicks her ass. Uh. Sable
<v Speaker 1>andres her in the ropes, but Tory kicks her down
<v Speaker 1>and then punches her a lot.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, Sable dude calling it Andre is so funny because
<v Speaker 3>that's legit to save the guy wrote stable. Andre's Tory
<v Speaker 3>and also Stable then not She's She wasn't andreing her
<v Speaker 3>to do any like offense. She did it so she
<v Speaker 3>could do the grind uninterrupted. And then yeah, kicks her
<v Speaker 3>in the chest and gets out of the ropes very easily,
<v Speaker 3>and then ground and pounds the ship out of her
<v Speaker 3>and a ref tries to pull her off, and she
<v Speaker 3>takes a swing at the ref and then Sable powders
<v Speaker 3>gets her belt and.
<v Speaker 1>Does the grind about all your guy here?
<v Speaker 3>What more do you need? I mean, she's over as
<v Speaker 3>fuck like something. Grind in the bomb. That's our Sable bomb.
<v Speaker 3>Excuse me, that's all you need? Please get it right?
<v Speaker 3>Sorry my bed.
<v Speaker 1>So Rocky Mankind are walking to the ring. Mankind should
<v Speaker 1>probably win here. He's already got the shirt. Yes, Rock
<v Speaker 1>doesn't have the shirt?
<v Speaker 3>Is it? I'm assuming that's good point? Yeah, it would
<v Speaker 3>make it easier on everybody, really, is it? Do we know?
<v Speaker 3>Or have they said? Because Stone Cold talks about Big
<v Speaker 3>Show being the referee for the match at Mania, but
<v Speaker 3>that ends up like it's Mankind versus Paul White and
<v Speaker 3>the winner is the ref. So I don't know, like
<v Speaker 3>where we are with that or if that happens day
<v Speaker 3>of the show. I don't remember, but that happened, I
<v Speaker 3>don't remember it either, But yeah, I don't know.
<v Speaker 1>Well, Rock is wrestling in the track suit.
<v Speaker 3>Great look, I love it. I mean, this is like
<v Speaker 3>fucking fantastic era.
<v Speaker 1>He uh, he starts to match your punching Mankind down.
<v Speaker 1>They go straight to the outside.
<v Speaker 3>Colon commentary, by the way, throughout this entire show and
<v Speaker 3>through the end of the night, says this is the
<v Speaker 3>biggest raw in history. Like he does say that, like
<v Speaker 3>specifically here. I think he he says it here like
<v Speaker 3>when you're on the outside. He says it later like
<v Speaker 3>he's I think he said it like near the top,
<v Speaker 3>like they are pushing this super hard, I guess, just
<v Speaker 3>again trying to make it feel like a big deal
<v Speaker 3>going into mania.
<v Speaker 1>Mankind goes for a suplice to the floor, but Rock
<v Speaker 1>reverses it and hits his own. What never mattered. Both
<v Speaker 1>are hitting the floor.
<v Speaker 3>Roll takes less of it. Of course.
<v Speaker 1>Mankind hits the body slam and pushes the arm in
<v Speaker 1>and goes to the people's elbow. Oh, and Rock moves
<v Speaker 1>and Mankind misses.
<v Speaker 3>Uh, come on, Mankind, you dubbass idiot.
<v Speaker 1>Thankfully, Mankind mule kicks the Rock. Uh, and then Rock
<v Speaker 1>double legs him and punches him right in the dick, and.
<v Speaker 3>The referee threatens to decue him and the Rock tells
<v Speaker 3>the ref he's gonna kick his ass and to shut
<v Speaker 3>your mouth, and it's okay.
<v Speaker 1>Rock Shit cans Mankind and grabs the commentary headset and says.
<v Speaker 3>That he's whooping his rudy poo candy ass, and the
<v Speaker 3>he says, watch this, which is a good show.
<v Speaker 1>And Mankind comes over and punches them down. They go
<v Speaker 1>back in the ring. Mankind is a swinging neck breaker.
<v Speaker 1>We get a double down, and then we get the
<v Speaker 1>confirmation of the Intercontinental title Magic Wrestleman, which will be
<v Speaker 1>road Dog versus Kin Shamrock versus gold Dust versus Valvenus,
<v Speaker 1>and I'm getting worried they have unlimited time.
<v Speaker 3>Wow, that's fucking insane. Man Like, that's not something I'm
<v Speaker 3>trying to watch.
<v Speaker 1>Rock pushes Mankind to the ropes and says, duck two.
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea.
<v Speaker 3>Why that mean. That was so goddamn funny.
<v Speaker 1>So Mankind then ducks two and hits a gutkick double
<v Speaker 1>unto a DDT for a visual three count. Six fucking
<v Speaker 1>days before WrestleMania on the WW we have Champion whatever.
<v Speaker 1>Mankind of rips out in the sock, but Big Show
<v Speaker 1>walks down until he realizes he should probably run, and
<v Speaker 1>then he does. Mankind punches Big Show, but Rock punches
<v Speaker 1>Mankind back into Big Show. Big Show gets the choked
<v Speaker 1>Slam and hits it on Mankind and the ref calls
<v Speaker 1>for the bell.
<v Speaker 3>Dude, that was cool shit. He's on the apron does
<v Speaker 3>it to Mankind inside the ring and yeah, referee saw it.
<v Speaker 3>Mankind wins by DQ and the Rock is pissed. He's
<v Speaker 3>threatening the ref. Mankind powders and a Big Show says no.
<v Speaker 3>Mankind gets back in the ring with a chair on
<v Speaker 3>the Rock. Powders and Rock talk shit to Paul White
<v Speaker 3>as they go up the aisle and very quickly, I
<v Speaker 3>mean there's soon after this WrestleMania the Rock turns face anyway,
<v Speaker 3>so you know, I imagine they were planning the seeds
<v Speaker 3>here of Paul Well.
<v Speaker 1>Big Show is pissed backstage and he's destroying the WWF
<v Speaker 1>no mercy backstage area.
<v Speaker 3>He's thrown around raw is wore barrels, which I was
<v Speaker 3>hoping big bananas would come out.
<v Speaker 1>Donkey gun, we have Caine versus gold Dust.
<v Speaker 3>That's dude. I was so excited, like, let's go out.
<v Speaker 3>Holy fuck, it's Kane Okay, what's this gonna be? Holy shit,
<v Speaker 3>it's gold Dust.
<v Speaker 1>Well Caine fucking shot China in the face with a
<v Speaker 1>fireball gun style.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, two weeks ago. Yeah, like, either you either you
<v Speaker 3>think it's a gun or you can believe that Shane
<v Speaker 3>or Shane Shane can also do this, that Kane can
<v Speaker 3>shoot fire out of his fingers. He was aiming for
<v Speaker 3>Triple H, but Triple H moved, China got a fireball
<v Speaker 3>to the head, and then they said we saw side
<v Speaker 3>of Kane we never saw before. As Kane is helping
<v Speaker 3>China to the back and Cole, as this match is
<v Speaker 3>about the start, says, oh, this should be a good one, folks,
<v Speaker 3>which it was.
<v Speaker 1>So gold Dust comes out here and he looks a
<v Speaker 1>little different in what way.
<v Speaker 3>Facially for some reason, he's got a big ass nose.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how what's going on there? This this
<v Speaker 3>new water everywhere.
<v Speaker 1>He came out of my time for some reason. Shatter introduction, Well.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, green glow sticks for some reason, shops on the
<v Speaker 3>way to the ring.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, two thousand and nine, d X glow sticks.
<v Speaker 3>Getting on a tank driven by Bruce.
<v Speaker 1>With gold Dust. Well, gold Dust gets to the ring
<v Speaker 1>and pulls out a gun, Dude, a cannon can well,
<v Speaker 1>gold dust shoots cane with the gun.
<v Speaker 3>I lost it. That's not goings fucking cannon that appeared
<v Speaker 3>out of nowhere like it was just a video game
<v Speaker 3>or so, and you pulled it on across.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, suck it.
<v Speaker 3>That's not gold dust.
<v Speaker 1>No, that's Triple H as gold dust.
<v Speaker 3>Holy shit? How's that?
<v Speaker 1>Well? Triple H attacks a cane with the gold dust
<v Speaker 1>face paint on, has.
<v Speaker 3>His gear on, but gold dust face paint. You should
<v Speaker 3>have just did the whole thing and had the body
<v Speaker 3>suit on.
<v Speaker 1>Two for where'd you get the jacket?
<v Speaker 3>That's a good question.
<v Speaker 1>He stole it from gold dust. I hope there's a
<v Speaker 1>follow up a gold dust.
<v Speaker 3>Because they just borrowed it, he said, Can I borrow
<v Speaker 3>that for a second? Yeah?
<v Speaker 1>All right? Cool. Well, we are six days away from WrestleMania,
<v Speaker 1>and who Caine will face is up to you. Will
<v Speaker 1>it be gold dust or will it be Triple H?
<v Speaker 3>Which gold will show up either.
<v Speaker 1>Or gold dust Triple H?
<v Speaker 3>Never know?
<v Speaker 1>Well, we go back to the j rs More frat party, Buck,
<v Speaker 1>are you and Jim Ross's boy Nick is here? And uh?
<v Speaker 1>He asked him, who think's gonna take this. It's gonna
<v Speaker 1>be Stone Collars, It's gonna be the Big Show.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we already had a great time tonight, folks. I'll
<v Speaker 3>tell you right now, we know Mankind's going to referee
<v Speaker 3>to Stone Cold Big Show last night. What's your prediction, Nick,
<v Speaker 3>What do you think? I think the Big Show, Big
<v Speaker 3>Show's gonna take I'll tell you what. Bob Holly walks
<v Speaker 3>into the party. He somehow knew and was allowed to
<v Speaker 3>do this, and Bob Holly spends He says, hey, black Hat,
<v Speaker 3>you screwed up my match, and I'm fixing to screw
<v Speaker 3>up your party. Boy at the party, boy, Oh, I
<v Speaker 3>feel like partying right now. So Doctor Death stands up
<v Speaker 3>and throws a drink at Bob Holly and they start
<v Speaker 3>to fight, and I'm like, oh, okay, they'll have a
<v Speaker 3>little schmas. No, they pretty much like work a match
<v Speaker 3>for a minute like this goes on for a fucking while. So, yeah,
<v Speaker 3>they fight. The camera keeps going fuzzy. I couldn't tell
<v Speaker 3>if that's like, was real or if they were just
<v Speaker 3>trying to splice it together because they weren't fuzzy at
<v Speaker 3>like random times. Bob throws Doctor deaf into a fish tank.
<v Speaker 3>It fucking breaks. They fight into a hallway. They're just
<v Speaker 3>throwing shit at each other. They're in the kitchen now,
<v Speaker 3>and then the stove gets fucking knocked over and we
<v Speaker 3>lose transmission again, and uh, I mean, I don't know
<v Speaker 3>why they did this. These guys don't wrestle each other
<v Speaker 3>at the Wrestle media, so like this is fucking bidless.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we have x poc versus Shane McMahon. X Puk
<v Speaker 1>walks outside and Shane McMahon is they're waiting like a
<v Speaker 1>video game cut scene.
<v Speaker 3>Kicks the door down and of course he's in the
<v Speaker 3>dog shirt.
<v Speaker 1>You can legit do like a Borderland style opening. When
<v Speaker 1>he kicks the door open and Shane's right there and
<v Speaker 1>his zoom's in on him.
<v Speaker 3>Shame Shane McMahon.
<v Speaker 1>European champion. X Pot kicks Shane and he bumps onto
<v Speaker 1>the concrete with water all around him. I imagine that sucked.
<v Speaker 3>Bad, dude. Yeah, big puddle is shit. He spin kicks
<v Speaker 3>the shit out of him.
<v Speaker 1>And then the mean street Posse attack X pop Dude
<v Speaker 1>me posse here, They fucking rush Xbox.
<v Speaker 3>They run him into the great like the you know
<v Speaker 3>the fucking grating door. It's the Greenwich Posse. They say
<v Speaker 3>it's roddeny Oh, it's Pete Cassen Willie Green Is that
<v Speaker 3>Billy p Billy pe Lilly Billy P boys are hearing.
<v Speaker 3>They're holding Xbox against the wall and Shane runs up
<v Speaker 3>and he talksh it to him and then he drops
<v Speaker 3>down and low blows Xbox and they all run away laughing.
<v Speaker 3>Then they jump into the car and drive off and
<v Speaker 3>Xbox tries to chase them, but they all drive away.
<v Speaker 3>They should have just turned around and ran them over. Yeah,
<v Speaker 3>why not.
<v Speaker 1>The visual of shame m Man out of the car
<v Speaker 1>like rut is super funny.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it drives off so fucking fast, and he goes yeah.
<v Speaker 1>So Undertaker is here looking at the camera very weirdly,
<v Speaker 1>I guess, very normally for Undertaker.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's it's Undertaker style, but it is very odd.
<v Speaker 3>He rolls his eyes on the back of his head
<v Speaker 3>and they say the Ministry of Darkness against the Corporation next,
<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, oh, so that's what's going on. Okay,
<v Speaker 3>that's interesting. That could be fun. It's not fun, but
<v Speaker 3>it could be.
<v Speaker 1>Well, we have tests. Ken Shamrock and Big boss Man
<v Speaker 1>taking on Undertaker and the Acolytes with Paul Bearer.
<v Speaker 3>And of course Tony Chimmel introduces Vince McMahon.
<v Speaker 1>Oops, he ain't supposed to be out here about.
<v Speaker 3>Cole even says we were expecting the owner of WWT
<v Speaker 3>Company that you know them, the corporation ring side, and
<v Speaker 3>a lot of says, oh, he's got more important things
<v Speaker 3>that get care of. Fuck this shitty bag.
<v Speaker 1>Well. Boss Man uses the night stick on Taker as
<v Speaker 1>the acolytes do work on the outside with the steps.
<v Speaker 1>Taker is showing why he's the best pure striker in
<v Speaker 1>the WB because he punches down boss Man.
<v Speaker 3>Its just it's fucking crazy about the punches that he throws.
<v Speaker 1>All Boy shoot bones the Taker and boss Man fighting
<v Speaker 1>to the crowd and the lights go out and they say,
<v Speaker 1>what else is gonna happen tonight? Oh, I guess we
<v Speaker 1>don't with that one.
<v Speaker 3>That's fucking it. That's it. They do this whole fucking thing.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, maybe a blood bath or something
<v Speaker 3>here or or whatever you may have it. But everyone's fighting,
<v Speaker 3>everyone's hitting each other with stairs like they're getting somewhere
<v Speaker 3>here in this brawl. The lights go out and then
<v Speaker 3>Laula goes ah and then that's fucking it. Like what
<v Speaker 3>that's how you, dude? That's to go home to Undertaker's
<v Speaker 3>WrestleMania match. Dude, it just goes to commercial, like a
<v Speaker 3>WrestleMania fifteen commercial. They don't and we come back, they
<v Speaker 3>don't say anything. There's no like fuck the match.
<v Speaker 1>They said, yeah, like you could.
<v Speaker 3>Have just they could have thrown them at like ref
<v Speaker 3>could account on them all out and thrown a match out,
<v Speaker 3>you know, Like oh, so I'm like wolves, I mean,
<v Speaker 3>like we're just fucking brought in the back at the
<v Speaker 3>very least the light's going out. I'll just do something
<v Speaker 3>else if you're not gonna have a finish the fucking
<v Speaker 3>Pans test ship.
<v Speaker 1>So we have the main event of the evening Big
<v Speaker 1>Show versus Stone called Steve Austin. Vince comes down here
<v Speaker 1>in a suit jacket with no shirt on.
<v Speaker 3>Of course because the shirt got soaked, but he's got
<v Speaker 3>to have something, so the suit jacket has to be here,
<v Speaker 3>which is also still soaked.
<v Speaker 1>The sid jacket stays on during promo time.
<v Speaker 3>Well, he asked the crowd if they're having a good
<v Speaker 3>time to nine and he says, I bet you like
<v Speaker 3>the way I looked, don't you you appreciate what Stone
<v Speaker 3>called Steve ast Oh? He said, this is funny. I
<v Speaker 3>bet you appreciate what Stone gold Stoy Steve Austen did
<v Speaker 3>to me. You appreciate it so much, I'm gonna show
<v Speaker 3>it to you again. Take a look. So they recap
<v Speaker 3>the beer bash and he says, Austin, I hope you
<v Speaker 3>enjoyed that, because I promise you no, no, I guarantee you, Austin,
<v Speaker 3>there is no chance in hell becoming a champion WrestleMania.
<v Speaker 3>So let me introduce the champion now and the man
<v Speaker 3>who will be champion after Wrestlming. He's over the guest commentator,
<v Speaker 3>the Rock. The Rock comes out, he's in a fucking
<v Speaker 3>fancy shirt, and he allows me to introduce you to
<v Speaker 3>the man whom I thoroughly believe will be the guest
<v Speaker 3>referee WrestleMania, a man who will teach Stone cls he
<v Speaker 3>bust on a lesson. Here night the Big Show Paul White,
<v Speaker 3>and Paul White comes out to the Saint Valentine's Day mascer.
<v Speaker 1>Theme, which is awesome.
<v Speaker 3>It is fucking awesome. Also awesome is how this guy looks.
<v Speaker 3>We talk about it every time we see this guy
<v Speaker 3>in this era, but like, wow, what a specimen monster?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, like cool, fucking look, I mean, good lord.
<v Speaker 1>I mean just look at him standing at the ramps.
<v Speaker 1>Is unreal. I mean he's standing at the ramp and
<v Speaker 1>Rock and Vents are looking at him and they're like
<v Speaker 1>hell yeah.
<v Speaker 3>So Mankind comes out to be the referee for the match,
<v Speaker 3>and the match is now on. It's Big Show Paul
<v Speaker 3>White versus Stone Cold, and the match is beginning, and
<v Speaker 3>Cole Won on commentary says, Rock, earlier tonight, you were
<v Speaker 3>a victim of a beer bash. Stone Cold is focused,
<v Speaker 3>and Rock says, there's only one man that's de termined,
<v Speaker 3>and that's the Rock. The Rock six days lays the
<v Speaker 3>smack down on his bald monkey ass. Austin looks over
<v Speaker 3>at commentary and he points a Rock and he points
<v Speaker 3>at his eyes to make sure he's making an eye contact,
<v Speaker 3>and then he puts his middle finger near his eye.
<v Speaker 1>So Big Show he just starts kicking Steve Austin's ass
<v Speaker 1>to start here, Stone call Low blows. Big Show tries
<v Speaker 1>to drag him into the post, but Big Show pushes
<v Speaker 1>him with his foot and he gets thrown back over
<v Speaker 1>the barricade.
<v Speaker 3>This match actually made me kind of sad near the
<v Speaker 3>end because all the pieces are here of how big
<v Speaker 3>shows should be handled. And jumping ahead just a little bit,
<v Speaker 3>the story is that Austin can't hit the stunner on
<v Speaker 3>this guy, that there was no reason to let that
<v Speaker 3>go already. Yeah, like, yeah, you're right. They could have
<v Speaker 3>had that, like do that in a pay per viewer, please, right,
<v Speaker 3>Like yeah, it could have built that to a big
<v Speaker 3>Austin finally hits the stunner on this guy, like give
<v Speaker 3>it a few months, like holy fuck, he can't do it,
<v Speaker 3>and then he does it, like no, we'll just fucking
<v Speaker 3>do it here cares well.
<v Speaker 1>Big Show put pin to paper and he knows he's
<v Speaker 1>not going back to WCW's that's true. Big Show goes
<v Speaker 1>to grab him, but Steve Austin pokes him in the eyes.
<v Speaker 1>Austin tries to fight back, but Big Show double goozles
<v Speaker 1>him and mankind hits a double ax on Big Show
<v Speaker 1>behind referee.
<v Speaker 3>By the way, he.
<v Speaker 6>Fucking jumps off the fucking does that to him, that's
<v Speaker 6>fucking ridiculous and uh a commentary Cole says, you know,
<v Speaker 6>Paul white Land the SmackDown, so to speak on Stone
<v Speaker 6>Cold and then cuts to the shot of commentary and
<v Speaker 6>Lawler and Rock both turn at the same time and
<v Speaker 6>give Cole a shitty look, and Rock points to him
<v Speaker 6>and says, hey, shut your mouth.
<v Speaker 3>There's only one man that lays the smack down, And
<v Speaker 3>Laala says, what's wrong with he? You idiot? And Rock says,
<v Speaker 3>you piece a dress, and then Cole says, well, Mankind
<v Speaker 3>could be the guest reference. You know your match is refereeing?
<v Speaker 3>Rock says, you think the Rock could give three piles
<v Speaker 3>of monkey crap? Who gets referee?
<v Speaker 5>Is?
<v Speaker 3>Rock is so good? On commentary? Here also anytime the
<v Speaker 3>crowd chance for Austin, Rock says, listen to the Rocks
<v Speaker 3>fans channing his name.
<v Speaker 1>So big Show chases Mankind into the ring and as
<v Speaker 1>he does, he's hitting the back by a huge bag
<v Speaker 1>of popcorn.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, was that Austin or do you think that was
<v Speaker 3>a fan?
<v Speaker 1>I think it was a fan probably.
<v Speaker 6>That's what I thought, too is because the crowd pops
<v Speaker 6>huge for it too, big ass bucket up cord.
<v Speaker 1>So Steve Austin comes in from behind and takes the
<v Speaker 1>turn buckle off. Big Show sees none of this. Austin
<v Speaker 1>then tries to throw a Big Show into the turn buckle,
<v Speaker 1>but Show stops him. Austin goes for the stoner, but
<v Speaker 1>Big Show sends Austin into the exposed turn buckle. Oh,
<v Speaker 1>Austin goes for the stunner again, the Big Show throws
<v Speaker 1>them off, and then Big Show hits the big boot
<v Speaker 1>cut off.
<v Speaker 3>Got I mean the big boot cut off a classastic.
<v Speaker 1>Big Show starts beating Austin on the ramp and then
<v Speaker 1>military Press slams them onto the concrete.
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't believe that was, like, I mean, he took it,
<v Speaker 3>you know, a face bump on or you know whatever
<v Speaker 3>you would call that, but.
<v Speaker 1>Big bump from Austin six days before Mania.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sure, yeah, that's what I thought. So that's kind
<v Speaker 3>of crazy to do that right before Mania, Like if
<v Speaker 3>you got heard before the Big Man's very looking crazy.
<v Speaker 1>Big Show then misses an elbow drop classic and Steve
<v Speaker 1>Austin starts fucking unloading anything he can land on the
<v Speaker 1>Big Show.
<v Speaker 3>He's doing it Texas style.
<v Speaker 1>Austin has the steel chair now and he hits Big
<v Speaker 1>Show in the ass with it, and then the leg
<v Speaker 1>and then hits him in the head with the chair
<v Speaker 1>three times.
<v Speaker 3>Dude. The chare shots to the head were fucking gnarly.
<v Speaker 1>And then Austin hits the stone Cold stunner and the
<v Speaker 1>place comes unglued.
<v Speaker 3>I mean, they lose their fucking mind. Vince's irate Big
<v Speaker 3>Show is already back up, though, and he's he's now
<v Speaker 3>attacking mankind and throw him to the outside. He's chasing
<v Speaker 3>after him. Rock gets in the ring and jumps Austin
<v Speaker 3>and they start brawling. They're throwing fists back and forth.
<v Speaker 3>Rock Bottom on Austin and the Rock lays out stone
<v Speaker 3>Cold six days before WrestleMania, and the Rock goes in
<v Speaker 3>the corner as the show ends, and he does a
<v Speaker 3>taunt on the ropes that I've recognized via a gift
<v Speaker 3>for many years. That's another classic rock fucking post. I
<v Speaker 3>mean he that might be the most giffable wrestler of
<v Speaker 3>all time.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean he has a ton of them, especially
<v Speaker 1>around this point.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah crazy, I mean again, you know, this is a
<v Speaker 3>It's it's always interesting to see go home shows the
<v Speaker 3>WrestleMania to see like what they were doing to try
<v Speaker 3>to push at the least pay per view buys right,
<v Speaker 3>because I imagine the fucking yeah almost super sold out,
<v Speaker 3>if not already so pushing pay per view gys by
<v Speaker 3>having me fucking watch the goddamn Billy gunn Road Dog
<v Speaker 3>shit and Blue Meani town Hall like doesn't really like there.
<v Speaker 3>I guess they just banked on the rock in Austin
<v Speaker 3>being huge enough draws that that's the only fucking thing
<v Speaker 3>you need to care about. And they might have been
<v Speaker 3>it was, yeah, they might, I think so. Yeah, History
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