THE JEW WHO SAVED CHRISTMAS - Trailer

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🎄🕎HOLY FRUITCAKE, PEOPLE—IT’S HERE.🕎🎄

What happens when Santa Claus gets absolutely wrecked on Hanukkah-themed edibles and nearly crashes Christmas? Enter Bernie, a Spirit Airlines check-in agent with a vape, a whole lot of baggage (pun intended), and zero clue how to save the season.

Welcome to "The Jew Who Saved Christmas"—a table-read podcast that’s equal parts heartfelt holiday chaos and off-the-rails comedy. Dropping December 10 wherever you get your podcasts, this one is mandatory listening.

🎅 WRITTEN BY:
Selyna Warren (@selynadoubleya) – Comic brilliance in action.
Marissa Read (@marissalread) – Hilarity you didn’t know you needed.

🎭 STARRING AN EPIC CAST:
Jeff Bergman (@jeffbergmanofficial) – The iconic voice behind Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Fred Flintstone and many of your faves.
Selyna Warren (@selynadoubleya) – Yes, she writes AND stars. Triple threat alert.
Jim O’Heir (@therealjimoheir) – You loved him in Parks and Rec, now you’ll love him as Santa.
Marissa Read (@marissalread) – Another double-duty queen.
John Milhiser (@johnmilhiser) – Former SNL dynamo.
Kiel Kennedy (@kielkennedy) – Comedy gold standard.
Tiffany Black (@tiffanyblackness) – A master of holiday hilarity.
Carla Delaney (@voicesbycarla) – Voice magic that’ll leave you in stitches.
Ashley Bell (@ashleymichaelbell) – Stealing scenes like Santa steals cookies.
David Jacks – Actor extraordinaire who brings the laughs.

✨This is not your average holiday story. It’s raw, messy, laugh-out-loud funny, and packed with the kind of dysfunctional cheer we all secretly love.

Mark your calendar. DECEMBER 10. Prepare to laugh your dreidel off, spill some eggnog, and sleigh into the season like never before.



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From the Stunted minds who brought you Foursome YouTube original's
longest running series comes The Holiday Mashup. Nobody asked for.
Sorry to intrude, Bernie.
We do know you're Jewish, but we wanted to include
you in the Christmas fun.
How neighborly When the last night of Hanukkah and Christmas collide,
miracles happened, Bernie hag Samya.
I did got anything to take the edge off my
family's Hanka expectations.
I got just the thing, any miracle guilt, just one
bite and in one night, eight crazy adventures, you will ignite.
When Santa accidentally enters the wrong house on Christmas Eve,
always check twice.
This was less uey guey and more sticky icky drugs.
Santa can't do drug.
It's up dough Bernie Gold to save Christmas.
Let's go save Christmas.
Get ready for the Holiday joy ride where Elf meets
Bad Santa in The Jew Who Saved Christmas, because sometimes
Santa needs a little help. The Jew Who Saved Christmas
streaming now wherever you listen to podcasts, The Phase of
Slaves generally, and Jimmy calls for some some Santa j
in the background. So if I can just get a couple.
Of wild hose, my favorite thing, and I will be
salting gashes when over.
Is that a thing still?
Oh?
Oh oh, missus Santa, missus claws. Oh that's where to
grab it.
Oh give us the button.
Oh push the button. No, no, not that one.
That one time Santa can be a little naughty.
Oh, push the button.

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