Under the CineMat Ep. 50: I Like to Hurt People Part 2
2023-11-03
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The last fan wrestling podcast and roll the projector three two one play and I didn't know. I'll tell you this is a direct recording from my VHS version that when we watched in the dorms, in the doors. Where did it get produced? Did I buy it? Did you buy it? What happened? I don't you know? I know it be a warning. I think I bought it from a video store that was going out of business. Yeah, I mean there there were, There were definitely a few those around. Ob you got a trailer. Oh that's a rarety under the centiment it is. It's a hard place. James Spader, what is this fucking movie feat shirtless fight in a locker room, a jack in the box, get you half the way there? That's right? Love story is tough turf, A love story tough turf, tough Kim Richards, Wow, that's fucking crazy. And he's Oh my god, I remember this logo? What is this New World Cinema? This is it looks like it really does New World Video? New World Order? Yes, right, New World Video. Man. If that doesn't if that logo doesn't put you in a certain place emotionally, well maybe this movie will too. Filmed by Donald J. Jackson Donald G. Jackson. Here he comes Amestra Klein, I like to hurt people, flashes the logo and you just have a cheering crowd and literal of your ringside documentary style footage, the exact kind of footage news crews would shoot where they do two stories. Again, I remember seeing, Oh, Kevin ed George, that's that's far Had Junior where he is taking a head up from the assassin. I remember that this is one of those tapes, and we talked about it. It's one of the reasons why I think we watched it back in college was it's like I saw. I always looked at this tape, but I was way too nervous to to fucking even touch it, let alone rent it. He has the exact facial structure of his father, far Hut Junior. Is he not? Great shots of the Detroit wrestling faithful at Cobo, what people look like in front? There she's like she is on her feet with her cane. Wow, no little children holding dolls and foam fingers and all that ship. Yeah. God, he looks exactly like the sheet he was he was ed George, ed George Captain Ed George captain Ed George, Yeah, said ed Don George on Jackson. So he's got color and he's throwing hands and he defeated this guy in a mask match and the hood comes off. He's it's like it. Yeah, woman over, she's the whole fucking moiling up with bodies. Had Eddie Creachman throwing right hands. I don't know, so bizarre. I can't identify these people at driving me nuts? Is that the chikh in the black No they no, no, didn't play unto this that the fans right up to the apron. No fuck's given. She's still reigning Detroit champion. Or where the funk that is? I've been hurt many time to the ring? Who is this clown? It's a referee. He's horrifying. I mean he looked like a potential rapist. He does. He looks like a serial killer. Then make a Netflix six part series about forty years later. Exactly, absolutely, Netflix is Netflix is ready with a fucking documentary. They already have it to Oh Jesus Christ, snake snake looking right at you like they already made the documentary about him. They just need him to kill somebody first. Yeah, he to finish it off. So there he is the US Championship belt that you know with the sort of map of the United States on why is there? It was the first to bring a snake to the ring, Jake Roberts. He's praising Allah. Yes, i'llah at your boy as it were under the cinemat. What a despicable scene, says the commentator. Yep, color we're inside the Detroit television and studio by the way, where they shot their television. It was that John Taturo playing the chic. Yeah right, they're playing the spot. They're playing the up the This is a scene fiction, crazy and crazier than usual. I don't know what the is going on. They created a fake gorilla position for I like to hurt people with a full on and this is like the production truck. Yeah, they're acting like it's all stage managed all the way down to like when the ref calls the finished, when the music goes off, Oh god, stabbing and biting the bicep of his opposition across those light green ropes. That tells you we're in Detroit. This poor, this poor young woman is manning the camera. That was also very Detroit. The Red and Orange Ring with the orange apron. That was what blue ropes and almost greenish is. After he did the wrestler. Yeah, she's crazy, man, he's not going hard tream. That's about daddy. Who's that? I think that's I think it's Bob Finnigan, Daddy, no making dream Baby, I'm gonna look my white eyes, Daddy. I'm gonna fit here. I'm gonna fit on your faith and you're gonna eat my af God, great stuff of Dusty. Here is the Dusty he would go to the garden wrestle Graham Florida, Russell Harley. This is this is where he's getting his infatuation with making movies. Yeah, it's a movie buff himself. And look at that. It's hassling Finnegan by the lapels. Here the blonde woman, whatever the fuck she's doing, she's supposed to walk in a frame or not. Look at all the ship in the background. Look at all. It's like a fucking it's like a community theater is like you know, back room, back room of ship. Ye Oh, here comes Dusty. Dusty hits the ring with one of those seventies wooden chairs, trying to go after the sheet being separated here by big time wrestling officials and some of Detroit's fist. It appears police officer in the ring. It's like, I mean, this is obviously studio wrestling, it's not. Yes, Yeah, they would, they would tape every weekend and the television studio and then they'd promote the matches at Cobo. Dusty kind of you know, certainly he's soft but kind of spelt yeah. Definitely looks great. I mean, I don't think I've ever seen for Dusty that thin. The chik still just absolutely brutalizing this JIBBRONI. So they're like establishing this idea that he's going crazy. Yea, and our stick man I don't know who he was, but he's wearing very nineteen seventies Vince Threads n W Wade logo in the background. Is that back there? Is that Jim Barnett. I don't know any thing. Look at Dusty's arm, all fucking shit. Write it up there too. Oh my goodness, twenty years old. The greatest sports attraction in the world. But on this is good Dusty stuff. Yep. Not a ton of great tape survives of this Dusty. There's the wines that dine with kings and queens. Oh there's the pork and beans as well. The director love that line. Is that Don Jackson that put that line over? We heard from him. I wrote that for him. I don't usually believe in the scripts, but I come on, Thousta say this for me. He did not take credit for that, No, he didn't. I'm bringing it here now because he's supposed to be the hero of the movie, Dusty. He was originally written to be the hero of the to take down the evil chic. Clearly, this, by the way, is a single camera shot. Yep, yep, no cutting bitten, big fat ass, continuous fan cam Dusty promo in the middle of this movie. And then we've got a car and this is what I think of Detroit right here. Oh, totally use your shoots. Couple of my god, gentleman talking jive. We're talking about the match. Somebody is this is something going down here? Oh they're waiting for somebody. And these guys look like they mean business. Yeah, orange jeep, that's an orange jeep. Those are the streets of Detroit for sure. Are Andre. Andre's voice comes in you something. They're all moosing khumbers their business giant ship are exploded, murmur, murmur toilette Andre the Giant Ship. I can't possibly imagine what the dialogue is that's going on. I don't know what the fuck is going on here. I hope they're they're definitely improvising something here they are. Yeah, I don't know who these guys are. Here comes the jeep coming up next to the guy's car. Passenger seat is full to the brim with the corpse of Andre the Giant. Who the hell is this lady? Isn't that the woman who works in Verne's office in the Wrestler Wrestling office. Look at Andre coming out of the fucking iconic ship. So big, way too big? Oh my god, I mean that is oh they're doing? He picks up one of the guys and put them on, laughing that five brothers. Everybody's hair is really tremendous. It really is. Now over to one of seven point five where Lou furpinpin the president of Where the fuck is this that? Peter McNichol, What is going on with people's hair in this fucking movie? Is she doing Aladdin in there? I don't know who? I'm sorry, I that is okay? Is this guy Lou Furpin is being denied entry to this radio station, and he's saying he's the president of STS. Still don't know what john is the president of the STF Right, what's your point? For a while Magic Johnson was the president of the st D. Back to the studio and Andre drops his opposition a black mass slash. He's a huge head, but big warrior splash one, two three, center of the ring, blue trunks, Andre victorious. That fucking hair of Andre, he's already pretty big. I thought he was thinner back then in seventies. Yeah, it's just like the WrestleMania one, Andre, it does. You're absolutely right. It's up with the longer hair. Oh dogs, all the volsul exactly, Yes, Andre gets all. They got the radio, Coble Arena fans, Russell fans. Yeah, getting set for the big match to It sounds a little bit like Lee Marshall. It really does. They're showing the construction of the ring with the plywood boards and the fork lift delivering materials like, oh, look at him set those boys down, not oh my god, look at the ring, look at the metal bars, and then like this is not the plywood that you kind of look at the Matt oh disgusting. This is wrestling right here, folks. This is wrestling, is not that is not cleaned? All right? We're talking there like there there are There is so much disease and whatever on this who speaking of human rude, speaking of disease. So they have the big stop the shop the streets. Okay, this guy's the radio reporter. Stop the Sheik movement alive and well outside Coboha, I who Andy coffin vibes? You know, like Hollywood people having fun, trying to kind of do the history onics of pro wrestling upmate ten years ago to get this man out to This group was formed ten years ago to get the chek out of wrestling, because we've had him burning people, you know, scratching and gouging. What I love about this is that it shows you who the real people are and what they what they think looks good? Okay, how to dress, how to wear your hair and all that stuff. Like these people are horrifying. Oh stop the sheet, That's what I'll stopped the shop for. There's dust now. I'm sitting here, daddy, I'm talking about the baby. Oh he just got who's that guy? Heavy vibes from this building? What is that an Instagram post from last year? Dusty using vibes before you fucking knew the first thing about it. Bobby Duncombe reference, Who is this fucking clown? Whoever he is? He knows all these wrestlers, and he's talking to Dusty like he's his buddy or yellow Dusty Sheep. Look fucking rings on Dusty's hands there, telling this guy that he's never been more ready for anything in his life than beating the sheet tonight. It's like the shirt has been It's like the a vest has been drawn on his shirt. I know they're coming in. Then they come into that of fat baby. There's that woman again, that poor blonde woman keeps showing this camera woman right, the little tack Champs Ripper Collins, Wow, who is the Ripper Collins? Mark Merrow, the wild Man yet? This is Luke Costello? Oh yeah, the Kangaroos, Yeah, Al Costello crazy, Luke Graham, Wow, this is great footage. Bobby Faultfulton yeap, which wal Bobby Fulton. Oh there's Kent Tony Marinos here. What is this like? The bruiser Look at him, big barrel chest intherfucker coming through. He's been tanning. You can tell because he's under his tits. There's like a farmer tan line. Absolutely, and Andrea is the last yep, look at that. We don't treat and Andre. Territorial battle royal, a staple of the seventies and pro wrestling in the early eighties. You know who's gonna win, dude, you don't need to, like, seriously, if you get Andre in a battle royal, you do not need to guess. You know who's going to win. Spot Light over the ring and pitch black crowd, right boss, Oh god, that's the way it should be. Right there. You can't see nothing. Andre doing his power spots, pushing six guys up of the way in one fill swoot, like Robert mitchumon commentary, we got him over and uh, Dick the bruiser is eliminated. Before he's eliminated. Now he's not eliminated. He digged up on him. Now we're down. You can't even see the faces of the wrestlers. That's how poorly lit it is. Andre goes through the ropes and microphone hanging dangling from above. Ittoire looks like Johnny pitt what they call him? Yeh, Johnny's yeah, I only know him because I saw his name in the in the UH articles. Kent. That sounds like Gorilla a little bit, that sounds like Grella. You're absolutely right. Has he got Marino here? Oh? Kent, Roger Kent. That's Kent. Wait what they just say? He's not out though? No, no, no, in the bottom row? No no, no, no, come on. He took an atomic drop from Andre, he rolled under the bottom rope, Andrea's declared the winner of the battle Royal. That's bad editing Don Jackson. I'm not a fan into the seats. Hey, you never know. They could have just counted as elimination. That'd be awful. Yeah, and I'd be disappointed in the Detroit territory in the big time wrestling if that was the case. US Championship had sort of become a staple belt in the mid Atlantic region. Yeah, out of the iconic original United States Championship now around the waist of the chic in Detroit who had it forever and ever? I think it goes back to that traditional US title formed for vern and the mid fifties on the Dumont Network, and Luthz was NWA World Champion but not featured on television that a great Verne was out of Chicago. W g N. There's your shooting cheek from like a hundred different angles, playing like this country Western twang. Saw always got uh those boots, those Middle Eastern boots with the curl and the iron cheek boots sure dead. The sergeant Slaughter Saddam Hussein Boots refers, butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid is gonna say a timekeeper. That's not the referee. We saw an interview with at the beginning of the film Country Springing to step Hen. He looks the kind of thin he looks. I can't believe it. Honestly, he looks like a human being exactly that shot like he's got. What's so funny about Dusty Rhodes is that he has got no muscle mass at all. No, no, no matter what he is, he all he is is fat. It's a big old texts body is jiggling body fat like like every Texas wrestler. I guess she's thinking Van Eric's were jiggling fat like that and every West Texas wrestler I see. I'll bring up prayer to a lah loading the snake into the bag. You've got to think Jake Roberts got it from him. Sure all sounds runderway. It looks like, well right to the match that I thought this whole movie was building to. He's already got the spike in his hand. He's already got a spike in his hand. He's coming, he's coming to hunt. He is on the cowl. Who are you talking to? And they did a cutaway scene with the ref is talking with the camera. He went right after him. He always jabbing Dusty in the arm. He's like, he he you, he wants you to bleed that hands are calling for a stoppage of the bout. Those ropes like in great shape. Look at the tape. Looks like there's blood all over the cheek, but I can't see the blood off Dusty. They light those ropes on fire too, Damn, what the fuck? Look at the tape just ripping off. Oh he's going off for the referee. Oh my god, he's fucking jabbing the referee with a fucking spike, stabing him in the forehead. A chic did not give a fuck. Dusty to the rescue. Here come the elbows steps over interesting way to get there too. Yeah, didn't do the spin around hooks it stop the cheek. Awkward cut away to a single fan holding up a side. Now the ring is filled with other wrestlers. It's a moondog. It's like a Schma's finished. To me, Andre's even out in street clothes. Look at that and we're in a fucking is his hair his hair is like pulled back his arm, look at it is shred it up. So when you see those scars on Dusty's arm, it's working chic. That's why you bleaded your arm. God Almighty, he's stabbed the ship out of you. Wow, stops the cheek, Stop the che Bobo Brazil, that bover chic. That is Detroit Wrestling right there. Yeah, maybe that's Bob Finnigan there. I think Bob Finigan does all the interviews that. I think that's Bob Finnigan. Okay, he's gonna look at Bob and see what it looks like. Fiery promo here from Bobo. Yeah, never hear Bubo Brazil promos. You never hear Bobo promos. Yeah. All this I having stuff is just the matches, you know. Now, this is a the coach that Bobby Heena used to sell here. Yes, he is right. Oh, Giant Bob is here from Japan. Yeah, we're eaves dropping on a male and female fantas, two people who would never be caught dead at a wrestling match, talking to each other about who's on the card tonight. Here's the U Movement leader ridiculous. Wait to see the shelf placement of I Like to Hurt people in the video store says he's gonna beat Satan right out of that's Eddie Creachman. Here's the big heel manager almost the heenan of uh the Detroit Turtrment. Yeah, I think that's Bob fitting in there doing the interviews, got it, That's what his job was. So I don't know who the promoter was from earlier speak speak for the sheet because the Sheik, of course didn't speak. I stought that got those promos more in ring action. Abdula Farouk got to start out here too, the future Grand Wizard. Yep, that's another mouthpiece him. Later he was going right to town and he's the fucking chic great view of that classic Chic Brazil match, and this is all it was. He would he'd catch up to Bobo, he'd stab him in the head, get him against the ropes, get him in the corner and just stab him up and down his body and Bobo will get a quick comeback, and then she would do something to get dequed and that would be it. He stabs people, but that doesn't disqualify him. Well, he was supposed to be kind of hiding it from the ref so when they finally caught him, seek Eddy Creechman's up providing the distraction. I see, except he's holding it in his hands. From the moment the bell sounds, hey, he literally has it wielded. No no, no, no, no, no no no. A CD was released, By the way, a soundtrack was released. Oh wow, if Bobo just go through a table, He's a lapsed fan wrestling podcast with Jack and Carno Jpiso. It's a lapsed fan wrestling podcast. I believe that might have been a table. Oh ay, sheic is picking the table on its side from the apron and trying to hit Bobo Brazil in the head with it. That's some lighting, huh, Jesus Christ. No apron on the ring either of that you can see right under. It's amazing. What's amazing about this is how little they needed to do production wise to get the fans in there and angry. Absolutely stop the motherfuckers. I love to see fans man just a good night out, you know, just like crazy fun, blood, guts, absolutely violence the movie or a wrestling show, you know. Oh she went again, biting referee, garbage, flying into the ring and protest and I'm starting to agree. Boss, someone does have to sing at Eddie that the brain creachman. Nobody can stop this fucking guy. Be amazing if Ulk Hogan came in all of a sudden, Oh my god, and she fills the Hogan what he got some to these guys. You know, I'm thinking, I'm thinking about this time, dude, when Bear Winn, I get the idea of the that she kind of people. The money is in the is in the chase the sheep boarder. But what if do you I got this idea? Well, the what if I come in dude and I pin you right away? Bowlder? Right? And then I do it again every single night due to that, like it totally flips the whole formula on its head. Bowlder, He's a revolutionary thinker and we both get over. Dude. They lifted the ref to his feet and he collapsed as if dead back down to the canvas. Did you hear the ref awarded the wind to Bobo and his final words before his deathbed. No, it's crazy that cheek would carve up the ref. I didn't really appreciate that. That was one of his trademark spots. Well you heard a Heenan. I think it was. Oh, yeah, it doesn't matter. You get in the ring. He's fucking cutting you, right. Someone said that maybe it wasn't Heeni. There was Cornette. I don't remember. Yeah it was Cornett. Yeah, an arena men in the ring, we definitely need a doctor in the house, a chance to act against a figures that they cannot be aggressive TODs in their own real life? Was she trying to be Barbara Walters around? She's got a Boston accent. Chance to see this New York it's really street fighting, and for them, an opportunity to identify with the men in the ring, and particularly with the underdog, because the underdog that was New York and this is an opportunity for So she's like psychoanalyzing the wrestling fans and why they come. They actually have to bring this identifying with the Mike Colonus. So this is funny. Nobody knows who this guy is pretending to be the promoter, doing it in his office. And but like Greenberg has no fucking idea who Mike Colonnas is like they just they just she just hand them this guy and he plays the promoter, that thick ass rolodex. Someone's booking talent via the office. Someone's rotary phone is ringing. Oh yes, George Cannon like body contact, like body contact. What he just said, people like body contact. That's why I like right now, there's a Captain at George fan tattoos all the way down his arm. Back when that wasn't every single person ran into that wasn't cool. George takes on. George Cannon was the manager of Captain at George, the son of the sheep Captain George and Bulldog Don Kent. Before everyone well knows George Cannon is a practicing Amish man. I have really such an extent that he is. That beard he is. It's practicing eater, that's for sure. He's Yeah, he's amish, He's not famished. Okay, the better man going to be saying at George is a vicious animal. By the way, reachman goodness, how can you explain something like that fantastic treachman and getting the shout out. I'm going to be out there. You're going to be watching this face manager. This guy is not like a wrestling star, does he not at all? It's like some fucking schmuckley welcome back carder over here. I mean, that's that's that's that's what it's. Captain at George. Oh yeah, that's far hat, Junior. I know, I know, it's so fucking funny. Don Can's you know, trouble with Bulldog? Oh fake promoter talking to Bulldog don Can, Mike Colombus, Mike George wrestling calonic. You can tell him promoter dialogue. You can do that. When he gets You'll have plenty of time to tell him if you're if you're in condition to do so. But I've always said this in order to gon Ken has always said, in order to go to the ring and be a champion, you got to be a wrestler. He's just a brother. Come on, come on, come on, come on to me, and I am going to get it tonight. On the way people talk back, then, no right to train such a lilt, such an emphasis on having a character in your voice polish don Ken, shirtless Harry. Oh, those teeth are revolting. Yeah, he's delineating all of his injuries. Like why do I do it? I like the roughness, the toughness. Look at Captain Ed George. He looks like he looks like just some schmuck. I mean, he looks like a guy who puts the ring together. He does, he doesn't put himself together, that's for sure. Under hurting people, I believe it's I liked your hurt people. That's the that's the catchphrase, your dumbass Captain Ed George versus bulldog don Kent here in your bob face. Well boom boo boo musick like that doo doo boo doo yeah, doo boo. What happened here? Why do we stop? I think I'm like three seconds behind you and all of a sudden, all right, I'm gonna pause at thirty two thirteen. Okay, I'm there now, and let's play. Let's I believe Baker said it best here I love Oh my god, that's from the archives. Huh No, that's actually from this Oh wait, not from the movie itself. But James Irwin found it. Oh, shout out James Irwin when I don't shout out, such a dick, if I don't shout out Jane, he's huge, huge, such AfOR here. Just puts it together, you know, really helps out, really helps color in the everything. Just James Irwin, best fans and Olive podcast name barnun Ye yep, no question about it. So like she'ld have learned from his dad. But being a heel is better business in this in this territory. Well, you don't have another heel anywhere near on part of this way at far. Hat gets to control the top heel and top face position. I guess Captain ed George now rapping his fist in the chain. He's busted open. He's got bulldog don Kent on the ropes and he's knocking them between the eyes. And the song is literally I like to hurt people. I would like to hurt people. And it's not about the song too. There was a so they had they had a song that they they couldn't use the music this the country music, because they couldn't get there, they couldn't afford the rights to it. So they just they had Finnegan record this fucking song. Oh that's what it sounds like. Ye I mean you talk about a punch kick territory, boss. I mean, that's all it is. Look at that, we know, you know, you don't see many flying head scissors or short arm scissors. You know, you know when talk to you know, these fucking wrestling fans. Is that him? God? His wife? What a dufus? Look at her? She's like Petro five to be on camera. She hates wrestling, she hates his family. Do I like to kick the dog a chance? Like she? She? She like whoa? She likes to kick the dog. And George just said, I don't like the dog next to me like she does. I like to kick the dog. And there's the dog laying there motionless. Yeah, probably dead on a puke. Greene nineteen seventies carpet. If I've ever seen one? What's that belt he's wearing like colonials going to and I don't know what felt that is? Look at her, you know, coming now and and and her life and like like she is living for her biggest nightmare. Absolutely like he look at the last thing like she. She told herself that she was going to marry a doctor, someone smart, you know, someone who could, who would respect her? This whole thing, and here she is stuck with this fucking animal, this beast, this this ugly dufist of a man who has to fake fight to make money coke bottle glasses. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I don't know. When I was wrestling amateur, there were times I wanted to bust somebody right in them out, you know nature. I guess, look at the I really enjoy I've hurt people. She's like, yeah, I know, you hurt me. Waken anymore and you hurt me. I got a question, what the fuck is going on right now in this movie? Why is this? Suddenly he's eating He likes to eat once in a while. Tell their father. Speaking of loves to eat. She's the United States Ladies Champion, she says, and she's wearing a nightgown. She wants to wrestle a man. Well, you're in the wrong territory, opportunity to Memphis and Coffin, she doesn't. That's interesting, So that Andy Kaufman gimmick another territories as well. It's would have been pre Actually the eighty two Memphis stuff. They're talking about wrestling the Bear, and that's the stuff they missed the movie has been a bear not even half over yet, Feather says, anything. Now she's being told just a wrestler, bear, it's the arm wrestling man. Rather, I can do anything a man can do. I saw a bear before. Who's at Rippercollins man bear. So she's arm wrestling a mass masked vigilante. Yeah, it's good stuff. Pal. Heather Feather wins the arm wrestling she does his wrestlers beside himself. I mean it is, it's it's a very it's it's kind of funny like it's a it's an easy babyface thing. If you get someone who's believable to to to like a woman like her to wrestle a man like you're an idiot for not doing it. And Terry Funk, Oh, the way that I made my living. This is like keep in mind, so this is before. This is before. But remember in in the Stallone movie, Terry Funk looks like his face is so fucking puffy. He looks like Terry Funk here. But I can see Terry Funk. I cannot see Terry Funk in the Stallone movie with a complete sellout Tory, Terry doing all the talk and Dorry looks like it's like, did I wait, did I drink coffee? Just basically, did I drink coffee? That's what? Do I want bacon? Terror? And he's not asking because he's hungry. He's asking like, if I want bacon, that means I just woke up. That's what I'm trying to ascertaintly trying to figure out. He's trying to figure if he just woke up or he's been awake all night. She can't decide, I'm sure so they Yeah, they did just insert a Terry Funk promo in the middle of this film for no particular reason. This would have been the year he won the n w WA. No was that seventy five? Yeah, I don't think when when he filmed this the Lone Movie and this whip in the referee. Wow, he's fucking bizarre. Terry Funk that position. Now he's coming in for some action. Look at that where in Randy Savages Tights. I don't think you ever really appreciate Stop the sheake. It's a shock. Stop the chick, stop the shot again, and fucking spell it in the movie. And he'll use Jesus because are the no good rotten goddamn promoters you got running around. I'm gonna go get some fried chicken. I love fried chicken. One time I went to the bathroom and out came a drumstick out of my ass. I love that fried chicken and explaining promoter to run away. Look at look at funk office furniture into the ring. Does that well, I mean that is the wrestling office underneath the ring. Right, another apronless ring, by the way. That makes me feel very uncomfortable. Apronless ring, very uncomfortable. Yes, I feel I feel like I'm being violated. I feel like I'm making I don't know about this music right now, get the brutes, got them? They want death. Jesus Christ, get him man, Now that she has funk on going to work, must be gigging there like they're there. It's oh Jesus Christ stabbing him in the stomach and the chest. He says, Shiv basically took a prison murder right up to the people. Yeah, sheik famous for going what a juicer on Christ, digging a spike right into his throat, giving him a tracheotomy. Basically what an animal. Yeah, you can see why the people got fired up. Many they felt like they were witnessing an injustice, a man being taken advantage of Sheep launching a chair at Funk, who's in his classic body language, even of this old lady. What the fuck is that woman? What is that woman? It's a great question, Terry Funk, nice roundhouse left, said Terry Funk's father, Dororet Funk Senior had a saying, toughest shoe leather, the announcer says, and that's what Terry Funk has on display here against the mighty big fists big fist. Oh they got hammering away Jesus, Yeah, chek matches were stabbing and basically throw a punch with as much affect as possible. Every punch is coming from the depths of your soul. Yep. Preachment on the apriner. Oh well that was put that was done Ken of course. Uh oh, what's the funk has Sheek's belt? Ken gets in the ring, hassle on the ref again. Why well, I don't know. I thought he was against the Sheik. He seems to be trying to draw the referee his attention away from the bout. Uh oh, turns around, Bang well, she goes upside his head with the title belt down, goes Terry Funk. Oh, and he's got the camera clutch on and he's out. He didn't put the arms over the knees, though, sit in the back. But see how he put But see what he did though he put he has his legs in front of the shoulders. That's a very different even if you don't put the the the arms over the knees, that's a different camel clutch. Though it's a good point. It's effective. Well, she's keeping score that moment. Yeah, she has been declared the winner clean in the middle. She's actually taken down the she's taken down the the results from Meltzer. Oh god, Funk convulsing on the canvases, police and e M t s and look as a crying fan at the fate that has met one Terry Funk, who's now on a gurney being carried out of the ring. Like what the Sheik did to his opposition boss, Look how he left them complete disaster. These people in Cobo Hall aren't sure if they're sitting seeing Terry Funk or a corpse. Yep. Announcer putting over that Terry Funk has a brother, Dorry Funk Junior, who more than capable of exacting revenge back to is this guy's name again? Canon? Hey? Is Abdullah the butcher versunder the giant? You don't see that every day outside you've been anywhere in the country. There's no chance where Abdullah got the whole gimmick thing too, stabbing people. The chic is a man that will go into the ring. He will do anything at all to win his matches. George Cannon's advice to wrestling fans stay out of the way. Well, look at that forehead on chet got a forehead reality professional seeing an abbey versus the chic. There for a moment you are on the top. There's a match for the ages Brazil about a clash of styles. Very good wrestler, probably Flash the same style was probably the most underrated wrestler. Dusty Rhoads another fantastic wrestler. George Cannon just playing warshock test seriously, Andre say something, Dusty say something. Hulgan right, YEA hit him with that met the guy down in Alabama. A lot of fields in the wrestling. There is a lot of today wrestling. He's into a lot of things, a lot of interest. Every night. Who she live wrestling shows going out. Oh it's uh yeah, Joyce who accepted fifty Sheik's induction into the Hall of Fame. But of course they don't acknowledge in the movie that far Hot is the Sheik's last name or right the production equipment in the back. Yes, we're producing television entertainment and the boss c Creachman. I said the brain before the boss any Creachman. I think he did go by the brain at one point. I think you're right, You think you're right. I shot of the shoot there making out with his snake mother. Remember one point it was ESPN Classics had some of this time stuff looks like God, I can't think of his fucking name. Story Funk Jr. Entering the fray against the Sheik, looking to exact revenge for the near massacre of his brother Terry. The creature been looking like Albert Brooks. Think of that for sure? You lock up? Yeah, see he just got They just called him the Brain and commentary a little bit of collar and elbow, which you don't typically see in a chic match, and here go the fisticuffs the k and Dory Funk Jr. Dory Funk Jr. Oh, I think Albert brooks out there. Yeah, the ref did interfere. Whoa and she took off wild hay maker at the ref's head, missing it. The ref quick on the there, like, let's understand here the ref will I mean the sheik will attack the ref. I gotta here. It's cut in the middle of the match and go back to an interviewing that we know happened before describing a problem. I you know, sometimes I'm just a little I feel like I want to eat a sandwich. Sometimes I want to eat a cookie. That's sometimes I don't want either one of them, and I just want to sit there and dwell in my hunger. Sounds sounds about right. Dory spoken like a proud Amillo man. Boom, and a Creachman takes a forearm from Dory, a downtown forearm, of course. Terry winning the n w A World Heavyweight Championship when Dorry his brother failed to appear. The defense look like Albert, but it really doesn't like Albert brugs the ring there and I'm going to Sometimes you eat bagels to speaking of Witcher's Abdulla, the butcher something would like to have the bagel with a cream shoes a shar if you will, Yes, so clearly Abdullah the butcher and the Sheik working in tandem. Here as Abdula's oh god, bleeding from the fire, did bleed his thigh? Did he U blate his thigh? This lady is ready, It's ready. He's gonna fucking deck the sheake. Look what they did to doorings. Don't even get up. I mean these people came to Cobo Hall every month to see basically muggings and street fights and like stabbings and shift you know, knife shives, prison shives. Right there, they're they're hoping that someone will die, yep, hoping the Sheik will die in particular. Funk, finally, rising to his feet, declared the victor. I'm sure went on to so many action is that many Berry Windham? It's just like them, h I can't even fucking see these guys. Awful. There's the lightning is so poor, a little bit of Mexico. And I hope you're catching on to the fact by now that there is no there's no narratives being thread through the bulk of this film. We're literally commenting on just matural filmmaking. I make a film that his zen what I do is I dive into the uh. I dive into a tower of cereal boxes, you know, to take my mind off the stress of work. You know, wrestling podcast with Jack and it's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast. And sometimes every now and again, I feel like diving in that pussy going to town. I'm not. And to be clear, I like some hair on that taco. I do like hair on the taco. Broken arms. We just have tacos. A match footage of a minute minutes match and one of the guys is just going on endlessly about I like to be a wrestler, stumps and calls, and he just said, my mother was very skeptical that this was a professional sport. He'd be right, it's a it's a it's an entertainment, your profession. To take up profession. He thinks you're learning a lot. I mean what you're learning? What are you learning? You know everybody, you went to college and this is what you doing to be an architectural draft thing. Your mom should be disappointed. Now he's an entring architect. Yeah. Why do we have a sudden personality profile on one of the many wrestlers in the middle of this movie, Because we're creating a documentary about wrestling. It's a documentary style film of it's a documentary style filmed entertainment. Is it real? You see? It's really a comment on the rest in business as a whole, you know, because is it a real documentary or is it a fake documentary? What do we do? Who am I? What do you want to eat for dinner? If what we're documenting is fake? Can it be accurately categorized? Is documented? That's right? Exactly? Can it be? Can this continue to be documented when it's when? When it's fake? We now shift a dialogue between Dorry and Terry at some payphone somewhere. Well, I go home, Hey, what do you guys? Do you want to funk? Man? It's just trying to use the pay phone. I think to people. They asked me how I like my job? Well, i'll tell you it's a danger there. Fade out, go get him. Oh, this guy's back. I'll tell you what when you deal Peter? See the match board behind him. I love it. Ox Baker is going to be an action. We can see Zulu George. They're gonna come up with can ox Baker. That's gotta be the match that Greenberg talked about where where where Baker sucked up and she got pissed off. Wow, you really are well because you never know when these guys are going to take off after you. You are. He's in Michigan. That's right there we go te funk door funk, get your funk out her baby. Wonder where Dusty got his stick? He is what he said. Some fan here comes Abby Abby Butcher business work in Detroit. Not talk about wearing a diaper. This guy chic out, next loss Eddie Creachman. Yeah, again, I remember late nineties. Maybe it was all of a sudden the ESPN Classics started showing Big Time Wrestling Detroit footage Mark Lewin Brazil. Yeah, I don't know how well again it was. You know, it was produced as a wrestling television show, so the people they announcing helped you follow it. I mean it didn't look better from a lighting standpoint, No, although I think that was early eighties more than late seventies footage, because he got to remember, like the in studio matches in the seventies, those were lit well, obviously a television studio. Those were taped for television. These arena shows, while they would run tape, often to recap results on television. They were not television shoots. They just weren't. They wouldn't bring equipment, they wouldn't plan on recording it, and really it was just to sell tickets. Probably even seemed counterintuitive to film the thing at a high production level because the whole point of the television was to get people to buy tickets to the arena. They got the impression that they could see the arena stuff on television, or it was kind of satisfactory and satiated their curiosity, then they might not come to the to the building. So what we have here is she can abbey versus both funks, Right, yeah, I think so. Dory working over preachment on the back of his jacket. This time it was his boss in the front and brain in the back. Maybe that's what I'm getting confused, Alloyd, look at a little child there. Guy's yelling and this little girl is bored shitless. I always say that's the difference between like the seventies and the eighties, and wrestling and the seventies the adults are screaming and the kids are sitting on their hands. In the eighties, the kids are screaming and the adults are sitting there like, oh boy in the nineties in particular, Oh, I'd be going to warp with the spike in the center of the ring on Terry Funk. And just imagine, just imagine when the fucking you know, when the adrenaline wears off and you start feeling the pain. Yes, the stabbing, all right, because at some point you're gonna feel the burn of being stabbed and scratching, like shredded like a fucking Romano cheese block. Say nothing of the flesh that you're cutting on your own, accord, imagine the stingy arms when you cut them like that, like just squeeze a lemon on that arm. Oh fuck you? Oh yeah. Dorry Funk entering the fray, even though he's not a legal man, but trying to keep Abdulla the butcher at Bay from slaughtering his brother. Here che can it's now a purefour brawl here at Cobo. Oh, Dorry knocked backwards over the ample corpse, duel the butcher. He's gathering signatures. It appears he's trying to get on the ballot. What's he doing? Such a fool? I really do This movie is match after match. Oh my god, look at look at her, Look at the other kids. Get the kids asleep. Oh my god. Gold his dad just said it love resting. It gets rid of all your inhibitions. Speak for yourself. Yeah, I would say the inhibitions are hard yep, funk with a tape fist going off. Oh even drop Eddy Creechman, a funker. Who's that? Who's that? Heenen nosing for an ID? It's a free for all. D says He's not wrong so much junk. This is it. It's woman stock aout hew. You can bring the whole family to wrestling, like honey, you realize that they're actually Bleeding's awesome. I didn't give a funk back then. But this is better than watching TV and nothing on TV. The action thirty at the Cobel Arena and on that main event. It's got to be something to see the like we just get these matches, we get no finishes, we get no like this guy does when he's at home. There he is. Look at that Abdulla the Grand Lizard. Here's the whole stick. This is WW have stick right here after Creachman, his benedictaral trick. I trusted Eddie creech meant kind of guess the head shape of Milton Burrel. I'll say, when you get those wrap around shades in seven and seven look like a speaking to the noble exalted shook. And that Eddie Creechman turned out to be a twentieth century judas. How many pieces of silver Creachman did you get from a box baker either, So he has betrayed the Sheikh. Eddie Creechman has apparently Abdullah Fu has been brought into even up those particular ods. Back to Heather Feather, this is what got her fired, outing me something you know my in my own life. Yes, do an interview with that doctor Feynman, who her name was a sociologist. She's breaking k fave here this way since I was twelve, and that's no lie. And it's been awfully hard growing up. You know you can't. You have to try extra herd Okay, she's been this tallest weight since she was twelve, and you've up. This is the first time in history that a woman is going to get to wrestle. You have to try extra hard to be cool, she said, business very whatever it means. The first time in history a woman is going to get to wrestling man, she says, first time in history. And this is a very chauvinistic business out there. I'm just as big. Just if a man makes a woman makes half of and that's not fair. Why can't she cave? Why couldn't this be k fab I'm wondering. Yeah, that sounds fine to me. Ordeal to get to this, to get I think I should have this chance. It doesn't sound too bad to me, right, But she got fired from that or she isn't tights throwing someone out? Someone around? Who is that Mulla? It's mulla. Oh wow, you never take a spot at anybody. No, I don't some more interview, No I don't. I don't think that you can settle anything. Very non violent home man, violent, non violent man. A lot of hostility out, not only for me. But she just said, then what's the purpose of wrestling before I it's hostility out. I was one of those people sitting out there. They can holler, they can get all it out, all out, and it's good, I think after I get down. Interview and it's a sad thing because like she's like, we're watching a woman lose her job. So she starts looking. She's asked how long she can last in this career, and the rest of society to look at that. A girl can only last as long as she looks young, and so she starts looking all she's done for you. I hope so a man can do this until he drops, until he died in the ring. I wonder how she feels that doctor Sonya Friedman, the fact that she lost this woman her job, anybody else and I think anybody else in the audience, I'm manipulating her into telling the truth. I am over here. Heather Feather thinks she deserves the same opportunities. You know. I just want to tell you you're fired. Examined by doctor George Horimon here doctors A Horion, and I just want to tell you I got word from the back that you are fired after this match. Go home and fuck yourself. Checking her blood pressure check here? Oh yeah, it would be horrible if all the something just started groping her as he's checking her heart. But he turns around and looks at the camera while he's doing it. Doesn't take this after at this pan about it. Look at this pan with the ringside face woman with her fur. Oh my God help us. Look at that crowd. That's a crowd. This is real people here. Okay, this is it. These are the people who like wrestling exactly. You know, they wouldn't tell anybody at the office, but there's somebody who found out they like wrestling, and they like it too. And you know, on Friday afternoons they'd whispered to each other in the break room about the matches to night at Cobo and yep, as you're seeing it again. Never before has a lady wrestled a man inside the Square Circle, which I found hard to believe. It certainly though, predating the Indie Kaufman stuff, I have to say, by quite a bit too. Yeah, like seven years always said that Indy Kuffman first to Vince mcman senior with the idea in the late seventies. So maybe Ward got out that he was floating the idea, but quite secure him to do it. Here's a little colonic there. This is a woman one she's wrestling a woman. Oh really, yeah, I thought I saw tits. Yeah. Yeah, they're sort of promoting that Heather Feather will wrestle a man, but it's not right now. No strange, this movie has no cohesion to it, indeed, and teen he ain't bet let you know, he h going for a step over toe. Oh and she drops down. Sick camera man having his fun circling the rings. A good shot. It's al's like a I mean, this seems like a dolly shot. Actually that could be. That's a derogatory thing to call these women on a while going downtown. And I'm gonna fucking kill you. I like to hurt people under the cinema. I like to hurt people, and I like to make him cry. I love to go to get a burger and I love the fries. You got it. That's had their feather for you. What's she doing? She's gonna wishbone this lady. Just sit in her face. Oh yeah, said stach, I'll sit on your face and I'll make you eat my ass. You may not knock at but do not call me crass yess. That wasn't the one two three because her opponent now has the advantage on her in the corner, and then that should have been slaping away. Every one of their mom knows that should be in the fucking finish. I don't agree with that slid headlock. Imagine going to the matches back then, and wondering about this camera man who's pluming in a line. You kind of no idea what hestealing at? Oh big splash that said, this is it? This is over too. Got her. That's a see you lady throwing her shoulders quite a bit there. She wasn't going down there she were any the nasty boys outfit as the kind of looks like it. Heather Father picks up the duke here in Big time Wrestling, no doubt, on her way to a historic one on one meeting with a man. This will very ring so stupid. As a wrestling fan, it's just great to see. But I mean, literally, what are we expecting in this matter? What do we mean again? It kep up on sheeks, stop the chek and then cheeks and every other match. You know what's funny, I remember the dusty stuff. I don't remember this at all. I'm crazy to lose interest by now back to the promoter. You know I was sitting here. You know one time I did go to I did go to the Middle East. I managed you. Oh yeah, I uh you know that cheek went berserk. He started touching me and my forehead and asking me if I wanted a cup of tea, and I kept saying, I don't. I don't drink tea. I'm more of a water man. And he said, well, we don't have water here, but I'm willing to kick your ass and stab you with the sword. And I said, okay, out of me, just told the story. I never heard that the Sheik became nationally famous when he once fought with Luthez in a snowstorm outside of the arena. Is that what he said? What he said? Yeah, he was spinning a bit of a yarn man. He's not wrong. I mean, that is the famous thing, but he got a little facts wrong. He did he did end up outside? Did the Sheik in the snow? He did? Yeah, I read about it. I read that to you. Oh I thought that was I thought just talked about gimmicks, but not chic in particular. No, no, he didn't. But I read. I read you the article that, oh it's not, but it's not in the's book. Okay book. Yeah, Creachman going off with the Star David necklace. He just came back from Israel. It's got that chut. Just like my people, we changed our mind about you. I will not be your manager anymore. Hold your little corner. It's gonna be ox Baker's partner. Jesus And yeah, I think so. It's sort of like a face to face interview format between the Grand Wizard and Eddie Creachman here telling frozen. Is that what he's saying, fish stick? You want to get your faves frozen, but we tell you off to think quitman, Abraham Lincoln never quit? Fuck? Is he wearing on his heads? Was he a shriner? Seriously? He is? Yeah, it supposed to be a Syrian. He's uh, he just lost a bet to Eddie Handelman. Fucking creature with a pipe or he throws the pipe down. He wants to chow. I gotta speak. This is hilarious, these fucking idiots. It's two old men just screaming anything. Yeah. It's like it's like you go to the assisted living facility and this is what happens. You've touched my favorite nurse. Yes, you'll put your hands off, perfect China decision. Can someone get any creaturement a kinish? Please? Serious? Just taking shut up, fucking get these guys some fucking lackeys please, oh their nose to nose. God, there was discussion about whether they would bring a towel to the ring to throw it in mercy on their man. I never bring a towel. Looking hilarious. I love the fucking Grant Wizards is like barely moving. They're centimeters each other, pointing and spitting a shoes. Well, the announcer off to the side does the go home. It's a pro wrestling STUDI cut me interview there, got it? Got it? Oh God, Ox Baker, We're a fucking idiot. My god. A lot of people are coming up to me and asking me why I've got this man in my corner. I don't care who's in my corner. God, what an awful individual. Yeah. That that cinemat treatment he got for what was it again, it was for escape from New York. Escape from New York. Yeah. I look at him the same again, and the people around are just as he's the champion. The United States have to wait. Champ back to glorious stall. Here Barbara Walters another one human being against another. It's a classic filmmaker gets around wrestling and he can't help but start talking about Barth and ship right. Neither can weave for that matter. Oh yeah, because we're mocking them, although I have sided Barth with a straight face, and you love reference in Barth. All right, so you run away between knocks Baker and the Sheet, Baker clubbing away before the Sheet even get a ceremonial headdress off. He didn't, you know, in that promo that Baker did, he did not brag about killing men like he done in the past. All right, that's always a place he likes to brags about killing three men, which in most society is considered murder and is the grounds for arrest and jail. Right. No, yeah, perhaps you kill one person under legal people accepted circumstances and you live to tell the tale in terms of outside of jail. But I mean, really, you got a three strike ruler there, Palin right, you definitely blew those three strikes. Get she attacking with the spike, choking with the spike, pairing with the spike, one two, three on the shoulders of ox Baker, the Sheet gets his hand raised. Fans would get bored, you know what I mean, just never loses, and that's you know, it's one. I mean, it's not even good to do that when your baby face, but it's really not good to do that. When you're a heel, you would think the way to an abrupt today. Oh god, disappearance rock and roll radio guy with a forty foot long microphone. This guy is so making making me feel very uncomfortable. Absolutely, here come she grabbing at the uh stop the sheets flies, brother, stop the sheet guy. Pretty sure that was the women's room that the sheet just pulled him into him. Sure, that's exactly what he did. I mean, I know he's a pussy, but that's ridiculous. And he's got to be the most dangerous what he does to interview with a referee. There's no question at all. It's got to be this guy. Fucking guy point dexter, motherfucker. Literally like that is wild. That's likes literally waiting for him to kill somebody so they can produce, so they can debut this. But they've got it all made. They have. They have accused him of murder, they've done everything, they have the whole documentary done. They're just waiting for him actually do it. It's correct. Hey, it's a cage man. Bigger crowd are in Indiana. Yeah, yeah, I saw the the thing on top there. The sponsorship of Indiana National Bank falls and I'm gonna look at that, Look at these fans. We do it all for you, McDonald's. It's a big banner advertisement. Yep. We've got Dick the Bruiser and the chic on the top rope against the fence, exchanging right hands. She's trying to throw himself over the fence or being thrown over the fence. This guy rules ky, those guys fucking amazing holy ship he's pulling down. Who is that cheek ripping the cage door off? I want to I want to creep kind So no clue who won here between Dick the Bruiser and the sheek and a seal cage but literally the cheek frustrated? Back to the stop with this woman, doctor Sonya Friedman, what is the replicacy? What are the repercussions of seeing this kind of violence over and over again? She's wondering. And then what are the repercussions of acting in this film? That's a great question. We should planned her and ask her. Wouldn't matter what this woman is doing right now? You can look up doctor Sonya Friedman to read with Bruiser backstage. What do you think? What do you think? What do you want to do. What do you want do? What do you want to do? What do you want to do? What are you thinking? What are you thinking? Where can we go? What do we want to do? Good question Bruisers had always had on his mind is getting the chic breaking him in half? That classic raspy voice. Pretty great. We get seventies Dusty, we get seventies Terry and Dory, we get brute Dick, the Bruiser's voice in Bobo's voice in Courage. We're in the car now, the town car, I suppose with Sheik Abdul Faruk and some other guy that's the chic. Actually, now he's dressed like a stop that shake sign holders outside of Cobo Arena. So Sheik arrives in the building with his manager in toe. So she's countries. It doesn't matter who they are, where they're from. What to do? Son lives, Sonia lives in l are the ones that are willing to accept Sonya live in l a the Renaissance Center, not in the Renaissance Center, but on top of the intelligence for intelligent people that that me too. You'll be there right on top of the Renaissance Center. What is the Renaissance Center except the will be somebody up there. We've got news that I haven't even told anyone yet. You're lucky. Oh my god, du fruit going on and on with the sicker between his fingers. The guest referee for this match will be the greatest and those well, we're going to have a match all time, the greatest champion of all time, the man the Sheik taught how to wrestle. Lu fez mm hmm ud her oh hert We're zooming out here, what the fuck? And turn all of a sudden, the image is gone. It just it fucking dances out and then flies away and then wow. The end of the movie is Sheik doing a promo in a car abdulla for rope doing a promo in a car? But how Muhammad Ali is coming and that's the end of the movie. She doesn't get his Nothing happens, nothing nothing, There's no point A to point B here, It's just and the credits roll. Jesus Christ, what a fucking I am deeply unsettled by the choice is here as we filmmaker, Wow, another one of the books, another one in the can I do want to announce the next week's movie? Okay, as it is the we're paying tribute to Scott Hall. Oh. Sure next week's movie will be Scarface Fuck And until then, we will see you next time at the Movies is a production of the LAPS Entertainment Group. Its content is intended for reven use. Cad He loves the dog, but I don't like the dog. I like to kick the dog if I have a chance.
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